DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/15/2017    Duedate: 02/28/2017

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-812

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FEARIO
THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
(21-8055) [21-16-3,132]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FEARIO                         MARDIGAN
THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)       RUNEGUARD (675)
(21-8055) [21-16-3,132]        (21-8760) [2-0-0,24]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TIMOTH                         FIRE JACKER
DARK OVERLORDS (612)           ALL JACKED UP II (616)
(21-7328) [19-27-5,89]         (21-8474) [8-6-2,47]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEAD LEGENDS (649)          54
2. RUNEGUARD (675)             47      BIG BANG THEORY (645)
3. BIG BANG THEORY (645)       46      Unchartered Team
4. GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)     46
5. ALL JACKED UP II (616)      41      RUNEGUARD (675)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*RUNEGUARD (675)            9   1  0 90.0   1/ 9 GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)  10  5 0
 2/ 2 BIG BANG THEORY (645)     62  39  4 61.4   2/17*RUNEGUARD (675)           9  1 0
 3/ 3 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627) 147 103 20 58.8   3/ 6 PACE INVADERS (635)       9  6 2
 4- 4 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      745 587 34 55.9   4/16 FORCE OF FIVE (673)       8  6 2
 5/ 7 FORCE OF FIVE (673)       28  23  4 54.9   5/ 1 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)  7  5 2
 6/ 6 BIG LAKE TERROR (654)    125 104 11 54.6   6/18 BIG BANG THEORY (645)     7  6 0
 7- 8 CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)   97  87  4 52.7   7/ 2 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       7  7 0
 8/ 5 LORD OF DARKNESS (493)    10   9  0 52.6   8/ 3 WAR ZONE (650)            7  8 1
 9/ 9 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      995 904 42 52.4   9/14 KHAN CLAN (668)           7  8 0
10/ 0 STEELERS (283)            69  63  2 52.3  10/12 ALL JACKED UP II (616)    6  9 1
11/11 PACE INVADERS (635)      177 171 12 50.9  11/20 PHILTHBALLS (554)         6  9 0
12/10 OMINOUS REIGN (584)      219 213 15 50.7  12/13 OMINOUS REIGN (584)       6  9 0
13/13 WAR ZONE (650)           144 146 11 49.7  13/ 8 DARK AT HEART (586)       6  9 0
14/12 DARK AT HEART (586)      178 184 12 49.2  14/ 5 DARK OVERLORDS (612)      6  9 0
15/14 ALL JACKED UP II (616)   276 292 22 48.6  15/15 BIG LAKE TERROR (654)     6  9 0
16/15 GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)  114 121  7 48.5  16/ 0 DEAD LEGENDS (649)        5  0 0
17/16 PHILTHBALLS (554)        157 172  5 47.7  17/10 KANO CLAN (106)           5  4 1
18/17 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       467 525 28 47.1  18- 4 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)       5  5 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 D.R.I. (536)             303 346 20 46.7  19/19 D.R.I. (536)              5 10 0
20/19 MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)   82  99  4 45.3  20/ 7 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        4 11 0
21/21 KANO CLAN (106)          534 677 29 44.1  21-11 CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)   3  5 0
22/ 0 DEAD LEGENDS (649)        95 151  8 38.6  22/21 LORD OF DARKNESS (493)    1  1 0
23/22 DARK OVERLORDS (612)      92 150 10 38.0  23/23 MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)   1  1 0
24/23 KHAN CLAN (668)           35  60  3 36.8  24/ 0 STEELERS (283)            1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Say good-bye to THE CEREAL KILLERS, as they are 
pushed from the coveted top team spot by the GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS stable.  Take a look 
at RUNEGUARD's act, as they have a 5-0-0 week and gain 15 places in the team ranking. 
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is FORCE 
OF FIVE, who swept up 12 places in the ranks.  Take a look at BIG BANG THEORY's act, 
as they have a 4-0-0 week and gain 12 places in the team ranking.  What goes up, must 
come down.  Watch out SUNSET!  BEN'S BAZAAR may fall on you as it crushes past the 
teams below it to fall on the 20th spot.  It looks like the guys(?) at GOLGOTHA'S 
BLOOMS had a good week as they went 4-1-0 to put them in 1st place.  I guess steroids 
help!  Hey everybody, watch out for SWEET TOOTH, who flew up 21 points in the 
rankings after mashing INSPIRE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling 
like a basher in the top ten was INSPIRE, who dropped 20 points after a disappointing 
(to say the least) bout with SWEET TOOTH.  MORIKAWA YOTSU got through to the 
Duelmaster this turn.  No doubt he was more than anxious to kick FEARIO's tail out of 
the throne!  Our battling duelmaster FEARIO has managed to hold the title, fending 
off MORIKAWA YOTSU's none too subtle advances.  Better luck next time, KANO CLAN.  
Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the SUNSET arena.  And hey, 
kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid PHILTHBALLS, please raise you hand.  Wow.  
Does SUNSET really have that many liars?  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch 
FORCE OF FIVE's act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running 
from PHILTHBALLS.  And who is this DARK INTENT you ask, with 101 points and a 17-11-0 
record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!  DESPAIR of DARK AT HEART had better have a 
good reason for challenging down 8 points in a challenge which she lost.  I thought 
DESPAIR showed great skill and promise when she was defeated by BLAKEND.  All right, 
so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  MEGARO HARA defied all odds and 
slew DARK CHAMPION in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as 
DARK CHAMPION's meat is notoriously tough.  The audience likes blood and there was 
plenty of it covering FATMAN'S WAR FACE as he was driven to an early grave by PACETY 
of the PACE INVADERS.  Congrats to BAGHDAD for revenging the death of his teammate 
(but more importantly, feeding CRUNCH PARRIES a bit of dirt).  In the 'Oops, What 
Have I Done?' category, MORDEKAISER was mashed by MEDUSA PORTRAIT, who let 
MORDEKAISER know that killing members of D.R.I. is a no-no.  Congrats to THE KING OF 
EVIL for revenging the death of his teammate (but more importantly, feeding CAMILLE a 
bit of dirt).  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the 
arena with you and see what happens.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real 
fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FEARIO 8055                  21  16  3   132       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEONARD 8061                 10   4  0   116       BIG BANG THEORY (645)
 BLAKEND 8435                 19  12  1   110       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 MITA KURAI 8414              16  17  0   107       KANO CLAN (106)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARRIS 3200                  19  15  1   105       STEELERS (283)
 DARK INTENT 8433             17  11  0   101       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
 AMY FARRAH FOWLER 8232       14   3  0    98       BIG BANG THEORY (645)
 ARTICHOKE HEAD 7226          12  10  1    95       GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 8187          13  12  3    94       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 SWEET TOOTH 8347             12  22  1    94       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 PENNY 8064                   13  13  1    91       BIG BANG THEORY (645)
 PACECAR 8543                 10   6  0    91       PACE INVADERS (635)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OTTO SEES OTTO 8333          12   9  1    90       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 TIMOTH 7328                  19  27  5    89       DARK OVERLORDS (612)
 DARK TORMENT 8319            22  20  0    88       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
 INSPIRE 7219                 20  19  1    88       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
-ZURGO AXELORD 8322           18  21  1    86       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 SUGAR SMACK 8186             14  11  3    85       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 PRIA 8243                     8   6  0    84       BIG BANG THEORY (645)
 KHALEESI 8078                17   8  0    81       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 SNAFU MCGOO 8571             11   4  0    81       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 PACEBALL 29 8611             10   3  1    81       PACE INVADERS (635)
 MEGARO HARA 8355             18  22  2    79       KANO CLAN (106)
-SUNDOWNER 8431               16  14  0    78       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 LARA CROFT 8363              15  16  0    75       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 ACHERON 7179                 12  11  1    73       DARK AT HEART (586)
-TONS O SNOT 8612              9   4  2    67       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PACETY 8675                   7   4  1    66       PACE INVADERS (635)
 SORROW 7257                   9   8  0    65       DARK AT HEART (586)
-MEAN JOE GREEN 4740          13   5  1    61       STEELERS (283)
 KOOPA TROOPA 8430            10  13  3    59       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 LA TIGRESA 8577               7   4  0    58       GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
 RAZZUL 5423                   6   2  0    58       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 SUIT PACE 8491               11  10  1    57       PACE INVADERS (635)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GWENHYVAR 7305               13  10  1    56       DARK OVERLORDS (612)
 MEDUSA PORTRAIT 8580         11   7  1    56       D.R.I. (536)
 BAGHDAD 8573                  6  13  0    55       WAR ZONE (650)
 GENGIS KHAN 8560              9  10  0    54       KHAN CLAN (668)
 SHERE KHAN 8562               7  12  0    52       KHAN CLAN (668)
 CRUNCH PARRIES 8257          11  10  3    50       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 BRUNHILDA 7365                9   9  0    50       DARK OVERLORDS (612)
 FIRE JACKER 8474              8   6  2    47       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 MR. MOJO 5654                 7   4  0    46       LORD OF DARKNESS (493)
-SUNSET PILGRIM 8723           4   2  1    46       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 PANTHEON 8666                 7   4  0    42       FORCE OF FIVE (673)
 UNCLE RICHIE 8622            11   4  0    41       PHILTHBALLS (554)
-MISSANDEI 8557                5   3  1    41       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 KHAN MAN 8590                 7  11  0    40       KHAN CLAN (668)
 MILLER 7874                   4   1  0    40       STEELERS (283)
 EMOTIKHAN 8561                7  12  0    38       KHAN CLAN (668)
 EVERSTAR 7670                 9   9  1    37       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 SORAKA 8668                   6   3  0    35       FORCE OF FIVE (673)
 PACESON STATHAM 8717          3   3  1    35       PACE INVADERS (635)
 BREXIT 8613                   9   7  0    34       WAR ZONE (650)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEJUANI 8667                  6   3  0    33       FORCE OF FIVE (673)
 JACK DONALD'S 8729            4   2  0    33       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 GURGI 7526                    6   6  0    30       DARK OVERLORDS (612)
 INKHANTINENT 8602             5  12  3    30       KHAN CLAN (668)
 ROTUND RANDY 8695             5   5  0    30       PHILTHBALLS (554)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SYFF 8709                     4   4  0    30       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-TUMBLEWEED 8614               6   9  1    28       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 MOSAL 8713                    4   3  1    28       WAR ZONE (650)
 JIMBOTRON 8657                4   9  0    28       PHILTHBALLS (554)
 MARDIGAN 8760                 2   0  0    24       RUNEGUARD (675)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DONALD TRUMP 8735             3   2  0    23       WAR ZONE (650)
 THRAX 8758                    2   0  0    23       RUNEGUARD (675)
 SICKNESS 7380                 6   3  0    21       DARK AT HEART (586)
 WARIO 8595                    3   3  0    21       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 MOONCLOUD 8764                2   0  0    21       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
-ROLLING STONE 8742            3   1  0    20       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 THE KING OF EVIL 8747         2   1  0    20       GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
 AVE SATANAS 8719              4   2  0    19       GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
 LADYHAWK 7910                 3   9  1    19       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 MORDEKAISER 8725              1   5  1    19       FORCE OF FIVE (673)
-FANECA 7810                   3   5  0    18       STEELERS (283)
 GOOMBA 8656                   4   2  0    17       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 SWAN 8014                     3   3  0    16       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 GNINJA GNOME 8714             4   3  0    15       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 DARK PROMISE 8733             3   2  0    15       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
 FREE LANCER 8736              2   3  0    15       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 VALDA 8761                    2   0  0    15       RUNEGUARD (675)
 AELLA 8763                    1   1  0    15       DARK OVERLORDS (612)
 DARK NUPTIALS 8732            2   3  1    14       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
 CUL DE JACK 8730              3   3  1    13       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 ARMINA 8757                   2   0  0    10       RUNEGUARD (675)
 RAYTHE 8759                   1   1  0    10       RUNEGUARD (675)
 GUTTURAL SLUG 8734            2   3  0     9       D.R.I. (536)
 SECOND THOUGHT 8787           1   0  0     8       GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
 THE ACACIA STRAIN 8767        1   1  0     7       D.R.I. (536)
 BRIAN CHRYST 8738             1   4  0     7       PHILTHBALLS (554)
 CAMILLE 8772                  1   1  1     5       FORCE OF FIVE (673)
 MONSTROSITY 8762              1   1  0     5       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
-ROTHGAR 5653                  1   1  0     4       LORD OF DARKNESS (493)
-ALONE IN THE DARK 5655        1   1  0     4       LORD OF DARKNESS (493)
-QUAM MASTER 5652              1   1  0     4       LORD OF DARKNESS (493)
 DARK CURSE 8766               1   1  0     4       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
-HARDSHIP 5656                 0   2  0     2       LORD OF DARKNESS (493)
 BALN CHAIN 8768               0   2  0     2       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 UNFORGIVEN 8765               0   2  0     2       DARK AT HEART (586)
 ZEPHYR 8769                   0   2  0     2       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 BOWLING GREEN 8783            0   1  0     1       WAR ZONE (650)
 SWINE OVERLORD 8780           0   1  0     1       D.R.I. (536)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WOS JACK DA 8786        0  1 0 ALL JACKED UP II 616 BLACK ORC             812  NONE
WOS JACK DAII 8785      0  1 0 ALL JACKED UP II 616 ARENAMASTER HART      812  NONE
DA MEAT 8784            0  1 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     MR. TWISTER           812  NONE
KARMA POLICE 8737       1  2 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     CUL DE JACK 8730      810  REVENGED
BURN THEM ALL 8693      0  9 0 D.R.I. 536           MORDEKAISER 8725      811  JUST REVENGED
FATMAN'S WAR FAC 8592   7  5 0 D.R.I. 536           PACETY 8675           812   
DARK CHAMPION           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           MEGARO HARA 8355      812  NONE
IMPERIA 8696            4  4 1 DARK OVERLORDS 612   CAPTAIN CRUNCH 8187   810   
KENNEN 8664             7  3 2 FORCE OF FIVE 673    PACEBALL 29 8611      810   
NOOSE AGENCY 8771       0  1 0 GOLGOTHA'S BLOOM 264 CAMILLE 8772          811  JUST REVENGED
MIDNIGHT 7994           1  2 0 OMINOUS REIGN 584    SUNSET PILGRIM 8723   808  REVENGED
ANGRY AXL 8745          1  3 0 PHILTHBALLS 554      MOSAL 8713            812   
ALEPPO 8653             5  7 0 WAR ZONE 650         CRUNCH PARRIES 8257   811  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Monstrosity -- If intimidation alone won fights, you'd be unstoppable.  Sorry to say, 
though, it takes more than an ugly mug to stop me. -- Valda

Gentle Ben -- Keep that hulking beast on a leash!  He's been lurking around my 
training grounds muttering something about 'pretty flowers'.  It's distracting, and if 
you don't take care of it, I will. -- Rune

Baln Chain -- WHAP WHAP WHAP and down you go.  All my time spent planning, wasted!  If 
I'd been aware of your pathetic inability to do anything, I would've spent the evening 
out at the dice tables instead of training. -- Armina

Gutteral Slug -- We both know you'll be fighting the Arenamaster sooner or later.  
There's no way you escape Sunset alive. -- Mordigan

Unforgiven -- I forgive you for your awful display last turn, but I doubt your manager 
will. -- Thrax

Acacia Strain -- We'll try that again soon.  You won't enjoy it. -- Raythe

Megaro Hara -- You lost that fight the moment you stepped onto the sands. -- Snafu 
McGoo

Ladyhawk -- Can I just call you Michelle? -- Gninja Gnome

Cul De Jack -- Just the way I planned it........ -- Free Lancer

Valda -- Uuuhhh... -- Monstrosity

Feario -- Looks like you go good with milk... and thrones.  Congrats. -- Ben's Bazaar

Rune and Runeguard -- Welcome to Sunset.  Plant your tent spikes and stay awhile. -- 
Ben's Bazaar
P.S.  The Cereal around here is NOT heart healthy.

Pain Master and your Maidens of Malice -- Welcome back to the sands upon which the sun 
never sets -- Gentleben

Denise -- Congrats on your 4-1, I am pretty sure we will hear about it in your dribble 
you are bound to spew this turn. -- Gentleben

Khan Clan and Gengis Khan -- You are welcome, I guess I had to challenge correctly for 
you so you could get a win against us.  That win makes you what, 1-6 or 1-7 against us 
now?  You must be so proud! -- Dark Overlords

Inspire -- I beg to differ. -- Timoth

Dark Curse -- Well, that's 8 minutes I will never get back. -- Aella

Captain Crunch -- I think if I would have come out of that first exchange with the 
initiative that would have been a different story, but, thanks for the skills and 
maybe we will tangle again. -- Gwenhyvar

Brexit -- Sorry if I bruised a bit more than your pride there. -- Brunhilda

Rune -- Welcome to Sunset, Jewel of the Delarquan Federation!  Drinks on us tonight at 
the Broken Bone post-fights! -- Grim Fandango

LP's Morikawa Yotsu and Despair -- Congrats on the grad notices!  Kano, nice job 
getiing a good plunger out, always good to see! -- Stik and Grim Fandango

Fatman's War Face -- Guess you showed me, huh?  Maybe again some day... -- Syff

Rolling Stone -- You appeared to be gathering some moss, couldn't let that happen! -- 
Razzul

Jack Donald's -- That hardly seemed fair, did it? -- Zephyr

Otto sees Otto -- Hell of a fight!  I'll take that as a belated bloodfeud win! 
Appreciate the skills too! -- Blakend

Den -- just keep looking over your shoulder in Niatoli... -- Stik

The Master -- Haha, my new guy beat your new guy!  That means my new guys are better 
than your new guys. -- Den

Womanta -- Holy Mother of Mercy please keep the challenges coming my way!  My Dark 
Promise really went to town on your guy.  What were you thinking making an up 
challenge against a warrior named Dark Promise?  You realize just the name infers that 
there are certainly bad things that will happen?  I have my people looking into it, 
but I think that was my easiest victory ever.  What a neat thing to have happen to me.  
Tell you what girl, keep those challenges coming turn after turn. -- Den, pretty much 
the coolest guy you know

Tiny Stick -- Race you to 1000 wins?  I'll probably beat you there. -- Den
P.S.  I went 4-1 last cycle, what were you talking about?

Nomad -- Don't fall for Little Stick's ploy.  He invites you to drinks, slips 
something in your ale, and you wake up feeling icky with bite marks. -- Den

Managers(?) -- Did you guys (and gals, sorry Womanta) see those great fights last 
week?  I had a blast!  Thought I would highlight a few items for you. Spryte and his 
Big Bang Theory went BANG and found himself into a 1-3, but he tried hard so he should 
get a participation trophy.  Nomad pulled down a 1-4 and lost Current Top Team, but he 
may find a friend with Little Stick at the bar later.  Oh goody, the next team begs to 
be recognized, he in fact thrives on it.  Vlad and his Cracked Rear View went 1-3, 
surprising actually, I'm sure he is looking up "loser" in his dictionary right now.  
Talon and his War Zone is giddy that they actually went 1-4, expecting they would go 
0-5.  Good for them.  And finally we get to note The Master's 1-4 with his Dark 
Overlords.  Don't worry, your position on page 2 is locked in. See you next week at 
the arena, I'll be the guy with the really cool shirt on. -- Den

Blakend -- You know what gets old?  Your breath. -- Dark Torment (coming your way)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MEGARO HARA viciously butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
WOS JACK DAII was murdered by ARENAMASTER HARTH in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DA MEAT was barely slain by MR. TWISTER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
WOS JACK DA was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
GWENHYVAR was devastated by CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud brawl.
MEDUSA PORTRAIT overpowered MORDEKAISER in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud struggle.
BAGHDAD savagely defeated CRUNCH PARRIES in a action packed 1 minute Bloodfeud melee.
THE KING OF EVIL vanquished CAMILLE in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
FATMAN'S WAR FACE was slaughtered by PACETY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DESPAIR was beaten by BLAKEND in a popular 1 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
MORIKAWA YOTSU was demolished by FEARIO in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.
MITA KURAI handily defeated PACEBALL 29 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
PENNY bested DARK TORMENT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory master's Challenge bout.
SNAFU MCGOO lost to DARK INTENT in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
ACHERON was bested by PRIA in a 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
GENGIS KHAN was beaten by SORROW in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
RAZZUL devastated KHAN MAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
UNCLE RICHIE luckily beat PACESON STATHAM in a exciting 3 minute Challenge match.
EVERSTAR was savagely defeated by FIRE JACKER in a 7 minute Challenge fight.
GURGI was devastated by SHERE KHAN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LA TIGRESA won victory over MR. MOJO in a 2 minute Challenge match.
SYFF was beaten by EMOTIKHAN in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
AVE SATANAS lost to ROTUND RANDY in a 3 minute Challenge fray.
JIMBOTRON devastated LADYHAWK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
AELLA defeated DARK PROMISE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ANGRY AXL was dispatched by MOSAL in a 1 minute Challenge match.
RAYTHE defeated BRIAN CHRYST in a popular 1 minute novice's Challenge duel.
THRAX demolished DARK NUPTIALS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
VALDA won victory over THE ACACIA STRAIN in a 4 minute novice's Challenge fray.
MONSTROSITY outwaited DARK CURSE in a tiring 19 minute novice's Challenge duel.
ZEPHYR was outlasted by GUTTURAL SLUG in a slow 8 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
INSPIRE was luckily beaten by SWEET TOOTH in a 3 minute brutal veteran's fight.
LEONARD overpowered PACECAR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
AMY FARRAH FOWLER luckily beat SUGAR SMACK in a popular 4 minute expert's contest.
TIMOTH was demolished by ARTICHOKE HEAD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KHALEESI was overpowered by HARRIS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
LARA CROFT demolished BRUNHILDA in a 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
MILLER lost to SUIT PACE in a 2 minute bout.
BREXIT was overpowered by KOOPA TROOPA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SORAKA overcame SWAN in a 4 minute match.
SEJUANI overcame CUL DE JACK in a 2 minute duel.
PANTHEON overpowered INKHANTINENT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SICKNESS was viciously subdued by JACK DONALD'S in a crowd pleasing 5 minute duel.
GNINJA GNOME was unbelievably bested by WARIO in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory duel.
GOOMBA bested OSKSI NOBLE in a 2 minute match.
ARMINA overcame BOWLING GREEN in a 1 minute amateur's melee.
MARDIGAN savagely defeated FREE LANCER in a exciting 5 minute gory novice's match.
DONALD TRUMP vanquished UNFORGIVEN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MOONCLOUD handily defeated BALN CHAIN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SWINE OVERLORD was viciously subdued by SECOND THOUGHT in a 3 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -  15 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 17         TOTAL PARRY       41 -  33 -  2      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         LUNGING ATTACK    92 -  75 -  4      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         STRIKING ATTACK   83 -  81 - 12      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         WALL OF STEEL     54 -  59 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         SLASHING ATTACK   59 -  65 -  7      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-LUNGE       20 -  23 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         BASHING ATTACK    46 -  59 -  6      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         AIMED BLOW        35 -  54 -  3      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  17 -  1      35  |

Turn 812 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  9         3  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      8 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  6         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         5 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  7         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  4                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  9                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   FEARIO 8055                21  16  3  132 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
STRIKING ATTACK  LEONARD 8061               10   4  0  116 BIG BANG THEORY (645)
WALL OF STEEL    BLAKEND 8435               19  12  1  110 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
PARRY-STRIKE     HARRIS 3200                19  15  1  105 STEELERS (283)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DARK INTENT 8433           17  11  0  101 BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
TOTAL PARRY      AMY FARRAH FOWLER 8232     14   3  0   98 BIG BANG THEORY (645)
AIMED BLOW       ARTICHOKE HEAD 7226        12  10  1   95 GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
SLASHING ATTACK  PACECAR 8543               10   6  0   91 PACE INVADERS (635)
BASHING ATTACK   PACEBALL 29 8611           10   3  1   81 PACE INVADERS (635)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TIMOTH 7328.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
FIRE JACKER 8474.  The ten other most popular fighters were SUGAR SMACK 8186, 
MARDIGAN 8760, GNINJA GNOME 8714, JACK DONALD'S 8729, PENNY 8064, MEGARO HARA 8355, 
BAGHDAD 8573, PACESON STATHAM 8717, THE ACACIA STRAIN 8767, and FREE LANCER 8736.

The least popular fighter this week was MONSTROSITY 8762.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DARK CURSE 8766, GUTTURAL SLUG 8734, ZEPHYR 8769, EVERSTAR 
7670, SWINE OVERLORD 8780, BALN CHAIN 8768, UNFORGIVEN 8765, BOWLING GREEN 8783, 
SICKNESS 7380, and INKHANTINENT 8602.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FEARIO (21-8055) THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

DESPAIR (21-7001) DARK AT HEART (586)
MORIKAWA YOTSU (21-8315) KANO CLAN (106)