DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/04/2017    Duedate: 01/17/2017

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-809

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DENNIS SINNED
CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
(21-8104) [21-14-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DENNIS SINNED                  KENNEN
CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)        FORCE OF FIVE (673)
(21-8104) [21-14-0,114]        (21-8664) [7-2-2,75]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TIMOTH                         INSPIRE
DARK OVERLORDS (612)           OMINOUS REIGN (584)
(21-7328) [18-25-5,84]         (21-7219) [18-18-1,91]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KANO CLAN (106)             50
2. DARK OVERLORDS (612)        39      BIG BANG THEORY (645)
3. ALL JACKED UP II (616)      37      Unchartered Team
4. WAR ZONE (650)              30
5. CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)     22      FORCE OF FIVE (673)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*BENT BLADES (570)          4   2  1 66.7   1/ 4 CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)   9  5 2
 2- 2*BIG LAKE ROMANCE (665)     7   4  1 63.6   2/ 6 DARK OVERLORDS (612)      9  6 1
 3/ 3 BIG BANG THEORY (645)     55  33  4 62.5   3- 2 PACE INVADERS (635)       8  2 1
 4/ 4 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627) 140  98 18 58.8   4- 1 BIG LAKE TERROR (654)     8  2 1
 5/ 6 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      740 582 34 56.0   5/ 5 ALL JACKED UP II (616)    8  7 2
 6- 7 BIG LAKE TERROR (654)    119  95 11 55.6   6/ 3 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       8  7 1
 7/ 5*FORCE OF FIVE (673)       20  17  2 54.1   7/ 7 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)       7  8 1
 8/ 8 CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)   94  82  4 53.4   8/10 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        7  8 0
 9/13*LORD OF DARKNESS (493)     9   8  0 52.9   9/20 WAR ZONE (650)            7  8 0
10/ 9 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      988 897 42 52.4  10/17 DARK AT HEART (586)       6  4 0
11/10 OMINOUS REIGN (584)      213 204 15 51.1  11/22 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)  6  7 1
12-11 PACE INVADERS (635)      168 165 10 50.5  12/ 8 D.R.I. (536)              6  9 0
13-12 D.C.I. (669)              25  25  3 50.0  13/ 9 PHILTHBALLS (554)         6  9 0
14-14*APUS (657)                 2   2  0 50.0  14-11 GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)   5  5 0
15/16 WAR ZONE (650)           137 138 10 49.8  15/19 KANO CLAN (106)           5 10 1
16/15 DARK AT HEART (586)      172 175 12 49.6  16/15 KHAN CLAN (668)           5 10 0
17/17 ALL JACKED UP II (616)   270 283 21 48.8  17-12 BLOOD AND SAND (600)      4  1 0
18/18 PHILTHBALLS (554)        151 163  5 48.1  18/21 BIG BANG THEORY (645)     4  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19*BUBBLICIOUS (670)         19  21  1 47.5  19/16 SPACE OPERA (672)         4 11 0
20/21 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       463 514 28 47.4  20-13*BUBBLICIOUS (670)         3  2 0
21-20 GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)  104 116  7 47.3  21/26 OMINOUS REIGN (584)       3  7 0
22-23 BLOOD AND SAND (600)     311 349 19 47.1  22/23*LORD OF DARKNESS (493)    2  1 0
23/22 D.R.I. (536)             298 336 20 47.0  23-25 AMBER (646)               2  2 0
24/24 SPACE OPERA (672)         22  27  2 44.9  24-18 D.C.I. (669)              2  3 1
25/25 KANO CLAN (106)          529 673 28 44.0  25/14*FORCE OF FIVE (673)       2  7 1
26-26 AMBER (646)               91 120  7 43.1  26-24*APUS (657)                1  1 0
27/27 DARK OVERLORDS (612)      86 141 10 37.9  27-27*BIG LAKE ROMANCE (665)    1  1 0
28/28 KHAN CLAN (668)           28  52  3 35.0  28-28*BENT BLADES (570)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I was going to challenge the DA on my final fight but I figured I'd give Stik 
another shot at his BF.  This looks like the last column that one of us Jacks gets to 
write for a while and the fact that the RUG's are finding it amusing to test my mettle 
with all low will warriors is very challenging.  Hopefully my replacement is better 
off, 4 of the current Jack stable is running with 9 wills.  Well here I am in all my 
glory... 9-12-12-21-9-14-7 master dec, AdEx att/ini/rip, Exp def, m/h, likes dec, 
learns def.  ML fav.  I wish I would've known I like the maul so much, Jack is crazy 
enough to let me use it!!  I'd like to give a big shout out on my way out to Pacemaker 
for his 5-0 run last turn.  Always got that Pace up his sleeve!!  This concludes your 
Public Service Jack Announcement for a while... good night.

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
SUNSET brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, BIG LAKE TERROR, since 
CRACKED REAR VIEW took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  With any 
luck, I can sneak into Wildlife Unlimited and join WAR ZONE's celebration over their 
good record this turn.  9th place, not bad.  If Wildlife Unlimited is buying drinks 
for THE CEREAL KILLERS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 
3-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  Look out below!  FORCE OF FIVE is on the way down, 
falling to 25th from 14th with a 0-2-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Now let's all watch BEN'S 
BAZAAR's heads swell from their 4-1-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, 
big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see BRUNHILDA win a fight and 
gain 18 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, MR. MOJO beat SYFF and SYFF lost 10 points.  
You're breakin' my heart.  CAVALIER SMURF challenged SUNSET's Duelmaster for a shot 
at the throne.  And if variety is the spice of life, SUNSET may be getting bland, as 
U DON'T KNOW JACK! stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and 
bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  KANO CLAN was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like NOMADIC TRIBE avoided them the most 
this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  SORROW was 
challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or 
feared?  Heh, heh.  I guess I can give a little credit to EMOTIKHAN of KHAN CLAN for 
challenging up by 21 to GWENHYVAR.  EMOTIKHAN lost to get 29 points of recognition.  
And we have SHERE KHAN in a challenge, going down 12 points for the fight.  Guess 
what?  I thought SHERE KHAN showed great skill and promise when he was subdued by 
GURGI.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for SUNSET's 
morgue.  More variety.  Whoa!  I'll even buy MEGARO HARA a drink tonight!  Anyone who 
can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on his good side!  Gee, KANO CLAN, 
ain't it past due for sending MURA SHOME Dark Arena?  What took ol' '14-17-0' so 
long?  Hope?  Ha ha aha ha!  CRACKED REAR VIEW has cause to pause today, as TONS O 
SNOT was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of moods, I'll 
wager.  Whoa!  I'll even buy MALISS a drink tonight!  Anyone who can come back from 
the Dark Arena, I want to be on his good side!  And what a stunning loss we have 
here, boys and girls, CAVALIER SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR has added the final loss to his 
14-9-2.  Tee hee!  Seriously now, is it really honorable for U DON'T KNOW JACK! from 
ALL JACKED UP II to kill CAVALIER SMURF and give BEN'S BAZAAR the chance to 
bloodfeud?  Mmmm, could be.  It's about time IMPERIA got beat for picking on warriors 
like SUGAR SMACK.  Bravo, THE CEREAL KILLERS.  See you at Wildlife Unlimited.  Honor 
is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will 
doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DENNIS SINNED 8104           21  14  0   114       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BABY BAB 8106                20  18  0   110       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 SUGAR SMACK 8186             14   8  3   110       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
-PERICLES 8234                18  26  2   108       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 MORIKAWA YOTSU 8315          25  15  0   104       KANO CLAN (106)
-AMY FARRAH FOWLER 8232       12   2  0   101       BIG BANG THEORY (645)
 DESPAIR 7001                 20  22  3    95       DARK AT HEART (586)
 FEARIO 8055                  18  16  3    94       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
-MERCATO 8420                  8   2  1    94       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 INSPIRE 7219                 18  18  1    91       OMINOUS REIGN (584)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OTTO SEES OTTO 8333          12   7  1    90       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 MITA KURAI 8414              14  16  0    88       KANO CLAN (106)
-DARK TORMENT 8319            21  18  0    87       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
 TIMOTH 7328                  18  25  5    84       DARK OVERLORDS (612)
 BLAKEND 8435                 16  12  1    84       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-PACECAR 8543                  8   5  0    84       PACE INVADERS (635)
-PRIA 8243                     7   4  0    83       BIG BANG THEORY (645)
-PENNY 8064                   12  11  1    80       BIG BANG THEORY (645)
 MEGARO HARA 8355             17  20  1    77       KANO CLAN (106)
-ARTICHOKE HEAD 7226          10   9  1    77       GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
 LEONARD 8061                  7   4  0    77       BIG BANG THEORY (645)
-DARK INTENT 8433             14  11  0    76       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
 ACHERON 7179                 11   9  1    76       DARK AT HEART (586)
 KENNEN 8664                   7   2  2    75       FORCE OF FIVE (673)
 ZURGO AXELORD 8322           17  20  1    73       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 8187          10  12  2    67       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 SNAFU MCGOO 8571             10   2  0    67       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEVERNOT 8624                10   2  0    65       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-PACEBALL 29 8611              8   2  0    62       PACE INVADERS (635)
 TONS O SNOT 8612              7   4  2    62       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
-RANDOM 8527                   9   6  1    61       AMBER (646)
 SUNDOWNER 8431               15  13  0    60       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 GWENHYVAR 7305               12   8  1    59       DARK OVERLORDS (612)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MALISS 8572                   8   7  1    56       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-PHANTOM 8625                  6   4  1    56       D.C.I. (669)
 IMPERIA 8696                  4   3  1    55       DARK OVERLORDS (612)
 KHAN MAN 8590                 6   9  0    50       KHAN CLAN (668)
 FATMAN'S WAR FACE 8592        6   3  0    50       D.R.I. (536)
 MEDUSA PORTRAIT 8580          9   6  1    48       D.R.I. (536)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SORROW 7257                   7   7  0    48       DARK AT HEART (586)
-OVIDIUS 8555                  6   2  0    48       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-SUIT PACE 8491                9   9  1    47       PACE INVADERS (635)
 MR. MOJO 5654                 6   3  0    47       LORD OF DARKNESS (493)
 CRUNCH PARRIES 8257          10   8  2    44       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 BRUNHILDA 7365                7   8  0    44       DARK OVERLORDS (612)
-PACETY 8675                   5   3  0    44       PACE INVADERS (635)
 GENGIS KHAN 8560              7   9  0    43       KHAN CLAN (668)
-SUGAR SUGAR 8635              5   3  1    42       BUBBLICIOUS (670)
-VELVET KNIGHT 8627            6   4  0    41       D.C.I. (669)
-BANDETTE 8646                 4   4  1    41       D.C.I. (669)
 BREXIT 8613                   8   5  0    39       WAR ZONE (650)
-HOOCHIE LLAMA 8531            3   2  1    39       BIG LAKE ROMANCE (665)
-PACESON STATHAM 8717          2   1  1    39       PACE INVADERS (635)
 INKHANTINENT 8602             5   9  3    37       KHAN CLAN (668)
-SEJUANI 8667                  5   1  0    34       FORCE OF FIVE (673)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIRE JACKER 8474              6   5  2    33       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 UNCLE RICHIE 8622             9   3  0    32       PHILTHBALLS (554)
 EVERSTAR 7670                 8   7  1    32       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
-LA TIGRESA 8577               4   4  0    32       GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
 EMOTIKHAN 8561                5  11  0    29       KHAN CLAN (668)
 JACK OPS III 8446             6   9  1    28       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 GURGI 7526                    5   4  0    28       DARK OVERLORDS (612)
-BLEYS 8680                    4   3  0    28       AMBER (646)
-ARCHIE 8684                   4   2  0    28       BUBBLICIOUS (670)
 SUNSET PILGRIM 8723           3   1  1    27       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-SCOUT 8701                    3   1  1    27       D.C.I. (669)
 RAZZUL 5423                   3   2  0    27       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 SHERE KHAN 8562               5  11  0    26       KHAN CLAN (668)
 ALEPPO 8653                   4   6  0    26       WAR ZONE (650)
 SYFF 8709                     3   2  0    26       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 TUMBLEWEED 8614               5   8  1    25       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-CHEWY CHEWY 8712              3   0  0    25       BUBBLICIOUS (670)
 DISRUPTOR 8663                6   4  0    24       SPACE OPERA (672)
 BAGHDAD 8573                  4  12  0    24       WAR ZONE (650)
 JIMBOTRON 8657                3   7  0    24       PHILTHBALLS (554)
-BAWDY GOAT 8528               2   0  0    24       BIG LAKE ROMANCE (665)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BETA APODIS 8297              2   0  0    22       APUS (657)
-SORAKA 8668                   4   3  0    21       FORCE OF FIVE (673)
-DARK NUPTIALS 8732            2   0  1    21       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
 MOSAL 8713                    2   2  0    21       WAR ZONE (650)
 DONALD TRUMP 8735             2   0  0    21       WAR ZONE (650)
 LIGHTSABER 8661               5   5  0    20       SPACE OPERA (672)
-PANTHEON 8666                 4   4  0    20       FORCE OF FIVE (673)
-ONE HOT HEIFER 8529           1   1  0    20       BIG LAKE ROMANCE (665)
-BLUE DEVIL 8628               4   6  0    18       D.C.I. (669)
 ROLLING STONE 8742            2   0  0    17       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-DARK PROMISE 8733             2   0  0    17       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
-DRIM NOX 6612                 1   0  0    17       BENT BLADES (570)
 LADYHAWK 7910                 3   6  1    16       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 GNINJA GNOME 8714             3   1  0    16       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 KARMA POLICE 8737             1   1  0    16       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
-THETA APODIS 8300             0   2  0    16       APUS (657)
-MANTOQ LIRO 6613              1   0  0    15       BENT BLADES (570)
 SICKNESS 7380                 4   2  0    14       DARK AT HEART (586)
-BEECHNUT 8631                 3   5  0    14       BUBBLICIOUS (670)
 ROTUND RANDY 8695             3   4  0    14       PHILTHBALLS (554)
-AGRON 8556                    3   5  0    14       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-SPIRO JYNK 6615               1   0  1    14       BENT BLADES (570)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COMBOT 8706                   1   4  0    13       SPACE OPERA (672)
 DROPSHIP 8721                 2   2  0    12       SPACE OPERA (672)
 SWAN 8014                     2   1  0     9       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
-TITUS CALAVIUS 8731           1   0  0     9       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-AVE SATANAS 8719              2   1  0     8       GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
 FREE LANCER 8736              1   1  0     8       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 CUL DE JACK 8730              2   1  0     7       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 BURN THEM ALL 8693            0   7  0     7       D.R.I. (536)
-RAJ 8658                      1   2  1     6       BIG BANG THEORY (645)
-WRIGLEY 8702                  1   3  0     6       BUBBLICIOUS (670)
 MEPHITIC 8727                 1   2  0     5       D.R.I. (536)
 JACK DONALD'S 8729            1   2  0     5       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 RAIL GUN 8746                 1   0  0     5       SPACE OPERA (672)
-ROTHGAR 5653                  1   1  0     4       LORD OF DARKNESS (493)
 GUTTURAL SLUG 8734            1   1  0     4       D.R.I. (536)
-ALONE IN THE DARK 5655        1   1  0     4       LORD OF DARKNESS (493)
-QUAM MASTER 5652              1   1  0     4       LORD OF DARKNESS (493)
 BRIAN CHRYST 8738             1   1  0     4       PHILTHBALLS (554)
-CAINE 8689                    0   3  0     3       AMBER (646)
 MORDEKAISER 8725              0   3  0     3       FORCE OF FIVE (673)
-GERARD 8690                   0   3  0     3       AMBER (646)
-MR. SKULL 8720                0   3  0     3       GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
-BENEDICT 8697                 0   2  0     2       AMBER (646)
-HARDSHIP 5656                 0   2  0     2       LORD OF DARKNESS (493)
-ARTIM BORDA 6611              0   1  0     1       BENT BLADES (570)
 ANGRY AXL 8745                0   1  0     1       PHILTHBALLS (554)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HIS ROYAL HALNES 8350  18 17 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     FEARIO 8055           807  REVENGED
DARK NEEDS 8606         7  4 2 BIG LAKE TERROR 654  KENNEN 8664           808   
DARK RELIEF 8716        0  1 0 BIG LAKE TERROR 654  SCOUT 8701            806  REVENGED
DARK VISION 8637        3  3 3 BIG LAKE TERROR 654  PHANTOM 8625          805  REVENGED
DUD 8743                0  1 0 CRACKED REAR VIE 648 QUICKSILVER           809  NONE
DARK CHAMPION           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           MALISS 8572           809  NONE
SHEWISH GIANT           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           MEGARO HARA 8355      809  NONE
ANGUISH 8013            1  1 0 DARK AT HEART 586    SHEWISH GIANT         809  NONE
MEIRITSU DAI 8703       0  6 0 KANO CLAN 106        ARENAMASTER HART      809  NONE
MURA SHOME 8394        14 18 0 KANO CLAN 106        ARENAMASTER HART      809  NONE
MIDNIGHT 7994           1  2 0 OMINOUS REIGN 584    SUNSET PILGRIM 8723   808   
POLITICALLY CORR 8744   0  1 0 OMINOUS REIGN 584    QUICKSILVER           809  NONE
LINDA LOVE PACE 8537    4  7 0 PACE INVADERS 635    KENNEN 8664           805  NOT REVENGED
CINDY BOY 8705          1  3 0 PHILTHBALLS 554      DARK NUPTIALS 8732    807   
SONGE THE RUGRAT 8623   4  6 1 PHILTHBALLS 554      BANDETTE 8646         807   
MASER 8683              2  2 1 SPACE OPERA 672      DARK NEEDS 8606       805  NONE
SPECIAL K 8691          2  2 1 THE CEREAL KILLE 627 IMPERIA 8696          807  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Big Lake "Terror" and Dark Intent -- I assume the "terror" is your fear of winning? -- 
Hugs, Babs 

Ominous Reign -- Been managing here for a couple years now.  How have I never heard of 
your stable? -- Vlad

Mita Kurai -- They say that winners know how to win ugly.  And, well, that was pretty 
ugly. -- Otto Sees Otto

Here I go for kill #2 ! -- Tons O Snot

U Don't Know Jack -- With three folks in, if you will, striking range, I certainly 
hope one of my folks does know jack.  Here's hoping for a win! -- Vlad

Triple D -- Grats on the Top Team.  I have been resting a few of my guys for the 
upcoming tourney but I'll be back there soon.  I have to say that at first I was put 
off by your douchery but now I am beginning to appreciate the time you take to craft 
specific taunts to various losing teams.  BTW, you should probably stick to down-
challenges since that is how you built your mediocre record.  Last turn you lost your 
mind and challenged up to my TV Kennen and got another of your man-whores dead.  I 
would be worried about 3 turns of down-challenging Bloodfeuds but you only have 2 guys 
left that aren't rookies after losing 3 of your girlymen in the last 5 turns!  Also, I 
see one of your LadyBoy friends followed you here -- team name of Big Dbag Romance.  
Is that what you call your manager to manager relations now -- romance?  I guess now I 
will need to use both slots on my manstitute avoid list.  Triple D, you are still a 
down-challenging, Dbag, with Downs but I might actually miss you if you went back to 
your life as a manwhore Mamasan. -- Presstoe

Dark Needs -- I would say R.I.P. but some believe we were doomed to repeat in death 
the manner in which we died.  In your case that will be getting the jump on some 
demon, gassing out after a few swings, getting on your knees, and getting stabbed from 
behind several times.  Oh wait, that was just another Friday night at Den's right? -- 
Kennen, (the flippin Ninja)

Welcome back to Ominous Reign, Dark at Heart and Big Bang Theory.  I'm guessing the 
other two teams are just tourney timing, but it still is nice to hit 28 teams without 
the need for a contest.  Sunset is truly the jewel of the Delarquan Federation. -- 
Nomad

Ominous Reign -- The Pilgrim did not intend to welcome you back with a kill.  Targets 
get rotated randomly and, well, Midnight just got unlucky.  The Pilgrim awaits your 
bloodfeud. -- Nomad

Firejacker -- I only look like an easy victory.  Well, most of the time.  This time 
you tumbled. -- Tumbleweed

Pria -- Uhm, welcome back?  Lets just assume I wasn't expecting you and not that I 
just stink. -- Zurgo

20 lungers and only 2 pikers?  Show some creativity, people!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MEGARO HARA butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MURA SHOME was murdered by ARENAMASTER HARTH in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
TONS O SNOT dispatched DARK CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 8 minute Dark Arena brawl.
MALISS savagely slew DARK CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena match.
MEIRITSU DAI was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER HARTH in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ANGUISH was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
POLITICALLY CORRECTA was easily killed by QUICKSILVER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DUD was slaughtered by QUICKSILVER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SUGAR SMACK vanquished IMPERIA in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
LADYHAWK was vanquished by SUNSET PILGRIM in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
CAVALIER SMURF was executed by U DON'T KNOW JACK! in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
BABY BAB overpowered DESPAIR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MITA KURAI bested ACHERON in a 2 minute master's Challenge conflict.
MORIKAWA YOTSU savagely defeated OTTO SEES OTTO in a 3 minute Challenge match.
SYFF was handily defeated by MR. MOJO in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BRUNHILDA devastated EVERSTAR in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven Challenge duel.
EMOTIKHAN was devastated by GWENHYVAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
SHERE KHAN was beaten by GURGI in a 3 minute Challenge match.
JACK OPS III was savagely defeated by BREXIT in a exciting 2 minute Challenge bout.
DISRUPTOR was handily defeated by SORROW in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
JIMBOTRON beat BAGHDAD in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
FREE LANCER won victory over JACK DONALD'S in a 1 minute novice's Challenge match.
DROPSHIP viciously subdued BURN THEM ALL in a 1 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
GUTTURAL SLUG was viciously subdued by ROLLING STONE in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
BRIAN CHRYST was outwaited by SICKNESS in a slow 13 minute gruesome Challenge match.
KARMA POLICE savagely defeated CUL DE JACK in a 2 minute novice's Challenge bout.
DENNIS SINNED overpowered KENNEN in a 1 minute uneven Title duel.
INSPIRE savagely defeated NEVERNOT in a crowd pleasing 7 minute one-sided fray.
TIMOTH was savagely defeated by FEARIO in a action packed 1 minute veteran's fight.
BLAKEND savagely defeated ZURGO AXELORD in a popular 2 minute gory veteran's match.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH beat INKHANTINENT in a popular 1 minute bout.
LEONARD handily defeated MEDUSA PORTRAIT in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
SNAFU MCGOO defeated KHAN MAN in a 2 minute struggle.
SUNDOWNER savagely defeated UNCLE RICHIE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
FATMAN'S WAR FACE handily defeated TUMBLEWEED in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
CRUNCH PARRIES was viciously subdued by GENGIS KHAN in a 2 minute gruesome match.
ROTUND RANDY was savagely defeated by ALEPPO in a 4 minute gruesome bout.
LIGHTSABER was overpowered by FIRE JACKER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
RAZZUL handily defeated MORDEKAISER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
COMBOT was defeated by GNINJA GNOME in a 2 minute battle.
MEPHITIC was viciously subdued by DONALD TRUMP in a exciting 2 minute amateur's duel.
MOSAL viciously subdued SWAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal novice's conflict.
ANGRY AXL was overcome by RAIL GUN in a 1 minute amateur's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -   8 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         LUNGING ATTACK    87 -  79 -  3      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         STRIKING ATTACK   86 -  82 - 11      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         TOTAL PARRY       39 -  38 -  2      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         PARRY-LUNGE       22 -  22 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         WALL OF STEEL     50 -  55 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   70 -  77 -  7      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         BASHING ATTACK    47 -  65 -  4      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  19 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         AIMED BLOW        32 -  47 -  4      41  |

Turn 809 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  3     AIMED BLOW         3 -  7         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  7         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  6         1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   DENNIS SINNED 8104         21  14  0  114 CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
LUNGING ATTACK   BABY BAB 8106              20  18  0  110 CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
PARRY-LUNGE      MORIKAWA YOTSU 8315        25  15  0  104 KANO CLAN (106)
WALL OF STEEL    BLAKEND 8435               16  12  1   84 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
STRIKING ATTACK  LEONARD 8061                7   4  0   77 BIG BANG THEORY (645)
AIMED BLOW       KENNEN 8664                 7   2  2   75 FORCE OF FIVE (673)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SNAFU MCGOO 8571           10   2  0   67 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
TOTAL PARRY      TONS O SNOT 8612            7   4  2   62 CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
PARRY-STRIKE     IMPERIA 8696                4   3  1   55 DARK OVERLORDS (612)
SLASHING ATTACK  MEDUSA PORTRAIT 8580        9   6  1   48 D.R.I. (536)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TIMOTH 7328.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
INSPIRE 7219.  The ten other most popular fighters were MORIKAWA YOTSU 8315, ROLLING 
STONE 8742, BREXIT 8613, ZURGO AXELORD 8322, SUNDOWNER 8431, DONALD TRUMP 8735, 
MEGARO HARA 8355, ACHERON 7179, SHERE KHAN 8562, and GENGIS KHAN 8560.

The least popular fighter this week was SICKNESS 7380.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BRIAN CHRYST 8738, TONS O SNOT 8612, ANGRY AXL 8745, MORDEKAISER 8725, 
LIGHTSABER 8661, CRUNCH PARRIES 8257, TUMBLEWEED 8614, KENNEN 8664, BURN THEM ALL 
8693, and DISRUPTOR 8663.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BABY BAB (21-8106) CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

U DON'T KNOW JACK! (21-8349) ALL JACKED UP II (616)
CAVALIER SMURF (21-8475) BEN'S BAZAAR (577)