DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/11/2016    Duedate: 05/24/2016

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-792

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

STALINGRAD
WAR ZONE (650)
(21-8259) [18-9-1,131]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

STALINGRAD                     KHOR PVPNUS
WAR ZONE (650)                 BAD NEWS MANAGERS (662)
(21-8259) [18-9-1,131]         (21-8479) [2-0-0,25]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

YOUNG BLOOD                    DARK SECRET
PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)          BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
(21-5723) [22-17-1,111]        (21-8339) [13-10-1,100]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NOMADIC TRIBE (160)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BEN'S BAZAAR (577)          56
2. BIG LAKE ROMANCE (665)      48      NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
3. D.R.I. (536)                36      Unchartered Team
4. NOMADIC TRIBE (160)         33
5. BIG LAKE TERROR (654)       30      BIG LAKE ROMANCE (665)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*BIG LAKE ROMANCE (665)     3   0  1  100   1/ 2 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      11  4 0
 2/ 3 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      705 539 30 56.7   2/ 9 GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)   9  6 2
 3/ 4 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)   233 193 24 54.7   3/ 3 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       9  6 0
 4/ 5 BIG LAKE TERROR (654)     77  67  5 53.5   4/ 8 BIG LAKE TERROR (654)     8  7 1
 5/ 6 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      944 867 41 52.1   5/ 1 WAR ZONE (650)            8  7 1
 6/ 7 WAR ZONE (650)            99  92  8 51.8   6/ 5 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)    8  7 0
 7/ 8 CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)   57  55  1 50.9   7/ 4 PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)     7  6 1
 8/ 9 TRIAL & ERROR (408)       59  59  0 50.0   8/17 D.R.I. (536)              7  7 1
 9/10 PHILTHBALLS (554)        112 117  4 48.9   9/ 6 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        7  8 0
10-12 ALL JACKED UP II (616)   258 270 19 48.9  10-11 AMBER (646)               6  4 1
11/11 PACE INVADERS (635)      133 141  8 48.5  11/12 KANO CLAN (106)           6  9 0
12/ 0 MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)   72  77  3 48.3  12/ 7 PACE INVADERS (635)       6  9 0
13/13 D.R.I. (536)             270 289 18 48.3  13-10 ALL JACKED UP II (616)    5  5 0
14/15 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       419 477 26 46.8  14/13 PHILTHBALLS (554)         5 10 0
15/14 BLOOD AND SAND (600)     287 328 18 46.7  15/16 DEAD LEGENDS (649)        4  9 0
16/17 GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)   75  86  7 46.6  16/ 0*BIG LAKE ROMANCE (665)    3  0 1
17-16 AMBER (646)               72  83  6 46.5  17/15 CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)   3  3 0
18/18 PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)     63  78  3 44.7  18/20 BLOOD AND SAND (600)      3  7 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 KANO CLAN (106)          493 625 27 44.1  19/19 TRIAL & ERROR (408)       2  1 0
20/ 0*BAD NEWS MANAGERS (662)    2   3  0 40.0  20/ 0*BAD NEWS MANAGERS (662)   1  0 0
21/20 DEAD LEGENDS (649)        62 124  5 33.3  21-21*ANIMANIACS (664)          1  4 0
22-21*ANIMANIACS (664)           1   4  0 20.0  22/ 0 MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)   0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

THE CHAMP WAS HERE!!!!  Until he lost.  Then, he wasn't.

Well, I mean, he IS still here.  That is to say, me, I'm the champ now, right?  So I'm 
here.  But the other's guy's still here too.  Not on the throne, of course, but like, 
still in the arena.  Cause on account of he lost, and didn't die, and didn't get his 
invite.  Soooo....still here.  But not HERE-HERE, you know what I mean??

Wait--I guess I'm not technically here any more, either.  Cause on account of I won, 
and got my invite.  So now I'm gone.  But, I'm writing this, so doesn't that mean I'm 
still here?!???.......These are questions a 7 wit TP should never have to sort out.  
My head hurts!!

I started life as a 11-17-9-6-20-10-11 TP, trained to 13-19-9-7-21-10-11, Adex in 
parry, finally got my Exp in defense last turn.  Pretty much your standard garden 
variety scum.  I am TP grad #3, I believe.  The Old Man is bored to tears with scum 
TPs, and he was bored with me, so he kept saying, but I think he appreciated the wins 
too.  I outlasted many teammates who were better rollups and survived to retire to the 
Isle, in style!  Going away party tonight at the Broken Bone post-fights!!  Everyone's 
invited!  Salute!!

                                          -- Lord Protector Grindstone
                                             Duelmaster of Sunset

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  The boys at WAR ZONE left the arena dejected, after being kicked out of 
the top spot by NOMADIC TRIBE.  Good show!  Those betting on PACE INVADERS lost their 
shirt, as PACE INVADERS lost their fighting abilities:  1-4-0.  Nothing works for a 
team like victory (How's that for a perceptive observation?) as D.R.I. can attest...  
Say what you will about blind luck and dirty fighting, but BIG LAKE TERROR will tell 
you 77-67-5 is nothing to laugh at...  I doubt many are quaking in their boots, but 
BIG LAKE ROMANCE comes out of nowhere to get 3-0-1.  What does the future hold?  
Watch this space...  Practice pays for SULTRY SOW, who pummelled SATCHEL, to pocket 
22 points.  A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, 
after losing 12 points to MARUNO CHISEI.  (Discrete enough, MR. JACK?) The arena was 
more crowded than usual this time, as DARK SECRET faced SUNSET's Duelmaster.  
GRINDSTONE successfully staved off a grab for the roses by DARK SECRET of BIG LAKE 
TERROR.  Does SUNSET have no one talented enough to dethrone him?  Word has it one 
team in SUNSET is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the 
lion, so did the "warriors" in SUNSET avoid KANO CLAN.  Like a pup with its tail 
between its legs, NOMADIC TRIBE scurried away from KANO CLAN.  Oh, the shame!  
Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and DANZIG is it right now.  Most challenged 
warrior.  Isn't WAR ZONE proud!  Call 'im brash!  Call 'im brassy!  Call 'im brave!  
Call 'im sassy!  HIS ROYAL HALNESS will face SAM BYCK, up by 40.  Aaaah, just call 
'im dead meat.  Soopreyes, soopreyes!  HIS ROYAL HALNESS emerges from the fray 1 
points the richer.  Good show, HIS ROYAL HALNESS!  RAZOR BEAK found herself 
challenged by a warrior 25 below:  ROCKETTE MAN.  ROCKETTE MAN of BEN'S BAZAAR kept 
his wits as he beat RAZOR BEAK.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Like a tattered, worn-out, faded, out-of-fashion garment cast out to rot, SLAYLA of 
MAIDENS OF MALICE has been summarily sent to the Dark Arena.  The manager at MAIDENS 
OF MALICE must have some new strategy for sending SLAYLA, a warrior with 11-5-1, to 
the Dark Arena.  Watch this space!  You've heard about DICK PACEY of PACE INVADERS.  
Death plays no favorites, and neither do I.  What was a 9-14-0 doing on the fields in 
the first place?  Word has it ALL JACKED UP II is planning on terminating more D.R.I. 
members, if they have so little to fear from revenge...  Oh hard!  that to strike a 
flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As the seasons change, and the creatures of the 
wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place.  Like a mixed 
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid SUNSET farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STALINGRAD 8259              18   9  1   131       WAR ZONE (650)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 L9W DOG 7022                 13   2  0   129       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
 YOUNG BLOOD 5723             22  17  1   111       PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)
 CRAZY CANARY 5976            19  16  5   109       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 BARON WILDWOOD 8264          19   6  1   109       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 ROCKETTE MAN 8427            11   2  1   109       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
-JACK ROCK 8292               14  12  1   107       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 LUNAR ECLIPSE 8159           20  15  0   100       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 DARK SECRET 8339             13  10  1   100       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
 THEOKOLES 8001               19  36  1    96       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-U DON'T KNOW JACK! 8349      10  10  1    96       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 TERRE HAUTE 4522             22  15  0    95       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
 NAGASAKI 8303                16   9  0    94       WAR ZONE (650)
 -10 ATTACK 7906              12  46  0    94       D.R.I. (536)
 PAC-MAN 8191                 15  16  1    92       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 PACEBALL 32 8340             11  10  2    92       PACE INVADERS (635)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEGA-MAN 8192                16  15  1    88       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 BLOODY CANARY 8301           13  12  1    88       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 RAZOR BEAK 5983              22  12  0    84       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 NORMANDY 8173                20  16  2    82       WAR ZONE (650)
 ANGRY CANARY 8244            15  13  2    82       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
-DENNIS SINNED 8104           13  10  0    82       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 EDULFO PAPA 7119             12  10  0    82       GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
 KHALEESI 8078                12   4  0    81       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 MORIKAWA YOTSU 8315          15   8  0    80       KANO CLAN (106)
 PHILLYDOG 6528               18  15  1    75       PHILTHBALLS (554)
 MASON SPIKE 8317             17   8  0    74       PHILTHBALLS (554)
 BABY BAB 8106                12  12  0    72       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 JAN KUBIS 8432                8   2  1    69       GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
 HIS ROYAL HALNESS 8350       11   9  0    68       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 BLAKEND 8435                  9   4  1    67       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ILLOOSIV 7189                15  11  0    66       PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)
 DARK PLEASURE 8357           12   7  1    66       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
 HARBINGER 8448                7   3  0    63       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 PERICLES 8234                12  19  2    60       BLOOD AND SAND (600)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEASTBREAKER 8336            10  10  0    55       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 ZURGO AXELORD 8322           11  10  1    54       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 MADAM, I'M ADAM 8209          8   8  0    53       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 LARA CROFT 8363               7  11  0    53       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 ARTICHOKE HEAD 7226           5   5  1    53       GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
 DARK TORMENT 8319            12  13  0    52       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
-FIRE JACKER 8474              5   1  2    49       ALL JACKED UP II (616)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CAVEMAN JACK 8361            10   9  0    46       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
-RISE TO VOTE, SIR 8233        8   4  0    46       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 SUIT PACE 8491                5   1  0    46       PACE INVADERS (635)
 PLUMP DENNY 8381             12   6  0    42       PHILTHBALLS (554)
 MURA SHOME 8394               8   7  0    38       KANO CLAN (106)
 MARUNO CHISEI 8407            6   8  1    37       KANO CLAN (106)
 DARK INTENT 8433              6   5  0    37       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
 SWEET TOOTH 8347              6  15  1    36       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 MEGARO HARA 8355              7  13  0    34       KANO CLAN (106)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAVALIER SMURF 8475           4   3  1    33       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 OTTO SEES OTTO 8333           2   2  0    30       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
-ERIC 8486                     3   1  0    29       AMBER (646)
-JACK OPS III 8446             5   5  1    28       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 KOOPA TROOPA 8430             3   7  1    28       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 SUNDOWNER 8431                7   5  0    26       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 KHOR PVPNUS 8479              2   0  0    25       BAD NEWS MANAGERS (662)
-RYOGA 8516                    0   1  0    25       ANIMANIACS (664)
-MADOX - 01 8520               0   1  0    25       ANIMANIACS (664)
 MITA KURAI 8414               5   8  0    24       KANO CLAN (106)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SULTRY SOW 8530               1   0  0    22       BIG LAKE ROMANCE (665)
 BLACK TONGUE 8498             3   2  0    21       D.R.I. (536)
 HELLO DALI LLAMA 8484         2   4  0    21       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 ASTRAEA 8507                  2   2  1    20       PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)
 MERCATO 8420                  2   0  0    19       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 EXITIUM 8500                  3   1  1    18       GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
 HOOCHIE LLAMA 8531            1   0  1    17       BIG LAKE ROMANCE (665)
 DANZIG 8445                   2   9  1    16       WAR ZONE (650)
 MR. JACK 8509                 2   1  0    16       PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)
 DARK REVENGE 8489             2   4  0    14       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
 STILETTO 8508                 2   2  0    14       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 EDEN EVILDOER 8523            3   0  0    11       D.R.I. (536)
-MIHOSHI 8519                  1   0  0    10       ANIMANIACS (664)
 ONE HOT HEIFER 8529           1   0  0     9       BIG LAKE ROMANCE (665)
-HUGI 8485                     2   2  0     8       AMBER (646)
 SATCHEL 7033                  2   2  0     8       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
-JASPER AGONY 8522             1   1  1     8       D.R.I. (536)
-GARBAGE BEAR BEN 8459         0   1  0     7       BAD NEWS MANAGERS (662)
-DILETTANTE DEN 8457           0   1  0     7       BAD NEWS MANAGERS (662)
 DITSY DEB 8525                1   2  0     5       PHILTHBALLS (554)
-RANDOM 8527                   1   1  0     4       AMBER (646)
-KENSHIRO 8518                 0   1  0     3       ANIMANIACS (664)
 RED ANTHEM 8536               0   2  0     2       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 TREBLINKA 8533                0   2  0     2       WAR ZONE (650)
 LINDA LOVE PACE 8537          0   2  0     2       PACE INVADERS (635)
 PACECAR 8543                  0   1  0     1       PACE INVADERS (635)
-WASHU 8521                    0   1  0     1       ANIMANIACS (664)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DANDY LION 8534         0  2 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     MR. TWISTER           792  NONE
ASHUR 8117             15 24 3 BLOOD AND SAND 600   ANGRY CANARY 8244     788  NOT REVENGED
DERITUS CANARY 8542     0  1 0 CARNAGE CANARIES 147 DARK CHAMPION         792  NONE
DIABOLIC CANARY 8497    2  2 1 CARNAGE CANARIES 147 ASTRAEA 8507          791   
CRIMSON PEAK 8439       2  5 0 D.R.I. 536           FIRE JACKER 8474      788  NOT REVENGED
FM ALCHEMIST 8404       8  3 1 D.R.I. 536           FIRE JACKER 8474      789   
IMMOLATED GOD 8471      1  6 1 D.R.I. 536           ARENAMASTER HART      792  NONE
RIPLEE 8313            10 12 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454    ARTICHOKE HEAD 7226   790  JUST REVENGED
DABABE 8376             0  1 0 MAIDENS OF MALIC 643 SHEWISH GIANT         792  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SLAYLA 8196            11  6 1 MAIDENS OF MALIC 643 BANDIT PRINCE         792  NONE
YSRA 8377               0  2 0 MAIDENS OF MALIC 643 MR. TWISTER           792  NONE
DICK PACEY 8318         9 14 0 PACE INVADERS 635    DARK PLEASURE 8357    792   
PACEBALL 10 8492        2  1 0 PACE INVADERS 635    CAVALIER SMURF 8475   789  REVENGED
SMILEY PACE 8524        0  1 0 PACE INVADERS 635    EXITIUM 8500          790   
KID CRUSTY 8526         1  2 0 PHILTHBALLS 554      HOOCHIE LLAMA 8531    792   
TEDDY 8470              0  4 0 PHILTHBALLS 554      IMMOLATED GOD 8471    788  REVENGED
ROMANOV 8496            2  1 0 PUDDLE OF BLOOD 500  JASPER AGONY 8522     790  REVENGED
TAURIELLE 8495          0  2 0 PUDDLE OF BLOOD 500  DIABOLIC CANARY 8497  789  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Grindstone -- You're a tough one!  Glad you're leaving! -- Pac Man *tending to his 
bloody knuckles*

Grim Fandango -- Did you like my column?  There will be another one soon once I take 
back my throne. *smiles* -- Pac Man

Gentle Ben -- Call it what you want it, the throne was still mine.  Ha! -- Pac Man

Now, now... Ya'll quit giving my Pac Man such a hard time, he doesn't like to do this 
much talking as it is. *smiles* -- Scorpio

Khorvinus, Wednesday -- Are ya'll in here?  If so, get at me, we need to let some of 
these AA fellas know who the new alliance is 'round here. -- Scorpio

Hey Sunset -- Have I told ya'll how much of a real loser coward snitch Den is?  Well, 
in case I didn't, now you know.  Preposition that in your pipe and smoke it. -- 
Scorpio *still checking out Otto's menu*

     That should be "Verb that in your pipe and smoke it" -- wrong part of speech. 
     -- NAIEI

Ben -- This morning I got Toothpace on my Suitpace. -- Pacemaker

Eclipse and Sundowner -- Puff is dead and that means the bakery is closed.  Sorry. -- 
Pacemaker

All Jacked Up II -- Are you a rapscallion? -- Pacemaker

All -- Forgot to include Grindstone's faves in the DM column if anybody is interested, 
they were QS VL/LO. -- Stik

Dark Torment -- Things went so well against your alliance mate last turn I had to try 
out a more focused strat vs. your style.  It worked, I'd say! -- Blakend

Artichoke Head -- We will consider Riplee avenged and let it rest after that. -- 
Harbinger

Kid Crusty -- I would have to run into one of you guys (your style or your team) first 
time out of the gate! -- Red Anthem

You all know what the cure for Lungeritis is, don't you?  More TP's.  And nobody wants 
that.  Make something else! -- Stik

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SLAYLA was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
IMMOLATED GOD was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER HARTH in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DANDY LION was barely slain by MR. TWISTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
YSRA was savagely slain by MR. TWISTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DERITUS CANARY was savagely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DABABE was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DARK SECRET was outlasted by GRINDSTONE in a 18 minute veteran's Challenge struggle.
ANGRY CANARY viciously subdued ILLOOSIV in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
HIS ROYAL HALNESS was vanquished by SAM BYCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BABY BAB was vanquished by LUNAR ECLIPSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ROCKETTE MAN overpowered RAZOR BEAK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HARBINGER was defeated by PHILLYDOG in a 2 minute Challenge match.
PERICLES was demolished by MORIKAWA YOTSU in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
LARA CROFT was bested by JAN KUBIS in a exciting 1 minute bloody Challenge battle.
BEASTBREAKER overpowered PLUMP DENNY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
ARTICHOKE HEAD was defeated by BLAKEND in a 3 minute Challenge struggle.
MEGARO HARA was vanquished by MADAM, I'M ADAM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
MITA KURAI was devastated by SUIT PACE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MURA SHOME narrowly defeated KOOPA TROOPA in a 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
DARK INTENT beat SWEET TOOTH in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
MARUNO CHISEI overpowered MR. JACK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
RED ANTHEM was bested by DARK REVENGE in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
EXITIUM defeated DANZIG in a 2 minute novice vs. veteran upset Challenge duel.
DITSY DEB was unbelievably bested by EDEN EVILDOER in a 16 minute Challenge duel.
STALINGRAD overpowered PAC-MAN in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided Title match.
TERRE HAUTE outlasted MASON SPIKE in a slow 24 minute expert's fight.
YOUNG BLOOD defeated NORMANDY in a exciting 1 minute expert's match.
CRAZY CANARY vanquished MEGA-MAN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
L9W DOG viciously subdued PACEBALL 32 in a 2 minute gruesome master's bout.
EDULFO PAPA was beaten by NAGASAKI in a action packed 1 minute veteran's fight.
BARON WILDWOOD unbelievably bested THEOKOLES in a exciting 2 minute veteran's fight.
KHALEESI was luckily beaten by -10 ATTACK in a popular 3 minute veteran's bout.
BLOODY CANARY demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven contest.
ZURGO AXELORD overpowered OTTO SEES OTTO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DARK TORMENT overpowered ASTRAEA in a 4 minute one-sided fray.
DICK PACEY was murdered by DARK PLEASURE in a 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
SUNDOWNER was vanquished by CAVALIER SMURF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HELLO DALI LLAMA won victory over CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute bout.
KHOR PVPNUS overcame STILETTO in a action packed 1 minute amateur's match.
MERCATO overpowered TREBLINKA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
SATCHEL was vanquished by SULTRY SOW in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
KID CRUSTY was easily killed by HOOCHIE LLAMA in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BLACK TONGUE overpowered LINDA LOVE PACE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ONE HOT HEIFER overcame PACECAR in a exciting 1 minute brutal amateur's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -   8 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         TOTAL PARRY       54 -  31 -  0      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         WALL OF STEEL     37 -  30 -  3      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         LUNGING ATTACK    86 -  86 -  3      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         SLASHING ATTACK   44 -  45 -  5      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         STRIKING ATTACK   77 -  82 -  7      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  10 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     35 -  44 -  3      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         AIMED BLOW        35 -  51 -  3      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    35 -  57 -  6      38  |

Turn 792 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  5         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  6         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         7 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  8         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  8                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  STALINGRAD 8259            18   9  1  131 WAR ZONE (650)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    L9W DOG 7022               13   2  0  129 TRIAL & ERROR (408)
LUNGING ATTACK   YOUNG BLOOD 5723           22  17  1  111 PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)
PARRY-LUNGE      BARON WILDWOOD 8264        19   6  1  109 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
SLASHING ATTACK  ROCKETTE MAN 8427          11   2  1  109 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
AIMED BLOW       LUNAR ECLIPSE 8159         20  15  0  100 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
TOTAL PARRY      TERRE HAUTE 4522           22  15  0   95 TRIAL & ERROR (408)
BASHING ATTACK   MEGA-MAN 8192              16  15  1   88 DEAD LEGENDS (649)
WALL OF STEEL    BLAKEND 8435                9   4  1   67 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
PARRY-STRIKE     ZURGO AXELORD 8322         11  10  1   54 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is YOUNG BLOOD 5723.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DARK SECRET 8339.  The ten other most popular fighters were ANGRY CANARY 
8244, KHALEESI 8078, THEOKOLES 8001, ONE HOT HEIFER 8529, BEASTBREAKER 8336, LUNAR 
ECLIPSE 8159, HARBINGER 8448, JAN KUBIS 8432, ARTICHOKE HEAD 7226, and MURA SHOME 
8394.

The least popular fighter this week was TERRE HAUTE 4522.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MASON SPIKE 8317, EDEN EVILDOER 8523, DITSY DEB 8525, LINDA 
LOVE PACE 8537, KID CRUSTY 8526, SATCHEL 7033, SUNDOWNER 8431, DICK PACEY 8318, DARK 
TORMENT 8319, and MEGA-MAN 8192.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

STALINGRAD (21-8259) WAR ZONE (650)
CRAZY CANARY (21-5976) CARNAGE CANARIES (147)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SAM BYCK (21-7066) GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
GRINDSTONE (21-8162) GRIM FANDANGO (454)