DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/15/2015    Duedate: 04/28/2015

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-767

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JACK SABBATH
ALL JACKED UP II (616)
(21-7891) [18-18-1,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JACK SABBATH                   DARK DREAM
ALL JACKED UP II (616)         BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
(21-7891) [18-18-1,113]        (21-8226) [3-2-0,23]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PLAGUE OF FEATHERS             BARON WILDWOOD
CARNAGE CANARIES (147)         NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
(21-5902) [13-11-1,104]        (21-8264) [2-1-0,19]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NOMADIC TRIBE (160)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ALL JACKED UP II (616)      64
2. THE GRID IRON (642)         41      BIG BANG THEORY (645)
3. VANGUARD (19)               39      Unchartered Team
4. BIG BANG THEORY (645)       33
5. DEVOUT (658)                31      DEVOUT (658)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BIG BANG THEORY (645)     21  11  3 65.6   1/ 5 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      11  3 0
 2- 2 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627) 104  61 15 63.0   2/ 7 BIG BANG THEORY (645)     9  2 2
 3/ 3 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      642 492 28 56.6   3/ 4 CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)   9  4 0
 4- 4 AMBER (646)               48  37  3 56.5   4/ 1 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)    9  6 1
 5- 5 THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)   15  12  1 55.6   5- 3 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)  7  3 2
 6/ 6 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)   162 144 13 52.9   6/10 VANGUARD (19)             7  5 0
 7- 7 STEELERS (283)            68  61  2 52.7   7/12 ALL JACKED UP II (616)    7  7 0
 8/ 8 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      885 804 39 52.4   8- 2 AMBER (646)               6  4 0
 9/ 9 PACE INVADERS (635)       81  79  5 50.6   9/11 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        6  7 0
10/10 D.R.I. (536)             226 224 15 50.2  10/19 PACE INVADERS (635)       6  7 0
11/11 MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)   58  59  2 49.6  11/16 WAR ZONE (650)            6  7 0
12/12 ALL JACKED UP II (616)   202 206 12 49.5  12/ 9 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       6  8 0
13/13 CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)   39  41  1 48.8  13/17 BLOOD AND SAND (600)      6  9 1
14/14 VANGUARD (19)            140 153  7 47.8  14/14 KANO CLAN (106)           5  8 0
15/15 BLOOD AND SAND (600)     244 271 16 47.4  15/ 8 MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)   5  8 0
16/16 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       363 414 23 46.7  16/ 6 D.R.I. (536)              5 10 0
17/ 0 PHILTHBALLS (554)         48  56  3 46.2  17/25 THE GRID IRON (642)       4  4 0
18/17 KANO CLAN (106)          438 561 26 43.8  18-15 DEAD LEGENDS (649)        4  5 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 THE GRID IRON (642)       31  41  0 43.1  19/20 EPIC WRESTLING (653)      3  5 0
20/19 WAR ZONE (650)            30  40  2 42.9  20/13*BIG LAKE TERROR (654)     3  6 0
21/18 EPIC WRESTLING (653)      17  23  0 42.5  21/ 0 PHILTHBALLS (554)         2  2 0
22-21*FIRESTORM (555)           18  26  3 40.9  22/ 0*DEVOUT (658)              2  3 1
23/ 0*DEVOUT (658)               2   3  1 40.0  23-18*FIRESTORM (555)           2  8 0
24/22*BIG LAKE TERROR (654)      9  15  1 37.5  24-23 STEELERS (283)            0  3 0
25-23*TREES (655)                2   4  0 33.3  25-21 SNOW FORT (628)           0  3 0
26-24 DEAD LEGENDS (649)        22  54  1 28.9  26-24 THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)   0  2 0
27-25 SNOW FORT (628)           13  36  0 26.5  27-22*TREES (655)               0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy--
     I would like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet
you can really see it in those genitals.

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt SUNSET will ever be the same.  It seems the training can make the difference, 
as CARNAGE CANARIES is pushed out of top team by NOMADIC TRIBE, who came from 5th 
with a 4-1-0 this turn.  PACE INVADERS stable has parlayed this turn's 2-3-0 into a 9 
space move up the rankings.  This brings them up to 10th place.  Good work, guys!  
The THE GRID IRON guild has had a 3-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the 
future.  You never know where this kind of thing can lead.  And let's see, SHELDON 
fought PACESON VOORHEES and gained 28 points and contributed to BIG BANG THEORY's 
3-2-1.  BERLIN has lost to JIMBODEENI, falling 23 points, while helping make WAR ZONE 
a 3-2-0 turn.  Due to his absence and inability to defend the throne, GERARD has lost 
the title of Duelmaster.  We should ask JACK SABBATH about the thrill of victory, and 
what being the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, it's now the one to ask.  Can 
someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do 
dishes at Baba Yaga's Bar and Grill until they win.  Maybe?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  GRIM FANDANGO has cause to stand tall, 
as they were SUNSET's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to 
beat.  And guess who avoided GRIM FANDANGO stable the most?  Believe it or not, it 
was EPIC WRESTLING.  Anyone surprised?  Well, sports fans, take notice that PENNY 
from BIG BANG THEORY was SUNSET's most challenged warrior this turn.  BABY BAB from 
CRACKED REAR VIEW took a risk this turn by bravely challenging up 33 points in a 
challenge against LITTLE BOU.  But when the dust settled, BABY BAB had lost to LITTLE 
BOU, and CRACKED REAR VIEW left BABY BAB doing chores when they went to the tavern.  
Better luck next time.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  PACESON VOORHEES has departed 
SUNSET, leaving PACE INVADERS without their 11-7-1 warrior.  Question, just what was 
its team doing at the taverns last night?  Baba Yaga's Bar and Grill declares a free 
round for CALIZAR and all of VANGUARD, for having revenged GRIM FANDANGO's SWEET 
AGONY for killing one of their comrades.  A brave warrior does not carry a red 
shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your 
swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK SABBATH 7891            18  18  1   113       ALL JACKED UP II (616)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GERARD 8082                  14   4  3   118       AMBER (646)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LITTLE BOU 7929              19  14  0   105       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 PARK PACE 7919               15  12  0   105       PACE INVADERS (635)
 PLAGUE OF FEATHERS 5902      13  11  1   104       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 CALIZAR 610                  16  13  1    99       VANGUARD (19)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HARRIS 3200                  18  15  1    90       STEELERS (283)
 REMIME BURR MI 8070          14   7  1    90       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 SHELDON 8063                  5   1  1    89       BIG BANG THEORY (645)
 HALBARAD 8012                16  12  1    88       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-CORWIN 8086                  12   6  0    88       AMBER (646)
 JACK HANDY 8087              10   9  0    86       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 SWEET AGONY 8071             13   7  1    85       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 ATTILA THE BUM 7987          16  14  2    84       D.R.I. (536)
-TOTAL 7612                   21  15  0    82       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 AVENGING HARLOT 8148          9   6  1    79       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 JACK PIPE 8120               10   5  2    70       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
-TYGRA ZOOT SUIT 7241         10   4  1    70       THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
 BABY BAB 8106                 8   8  0    67       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 LEONARD 8061                  6   2  0    67       BIG BANG THEORY (645)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUNAR ECLIPSE 8159           10   3  0    66       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 THEOKOLES 8001               12  18  1    65       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 DARLA 6416                   10   9  0    65       PHILTHBALLS (554)
-FEARIO 8055                  11   8  2    63       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 BARCA 8168                    7   6  0    62       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 JIMBODEENI 6524               6   3  1    62       PHILTHBALLS (554)
-MEAN JOE GREEN 4740          13   5  1    61       STEELERS (283)
 PACE FREHLEY 8116             9   1  0    60       PACE INVADERS (635)
 DENNIS SINNED 8104           10   8  0    59       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 BRUTALFUL 7963               13  11  0    58       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 LEADFOOT 609                 10  20  3    57       VANGUARD (19)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUMDRUM BUM 8081              9   9  0    56       VANGUARD (19)
 BIG SHOW 8182                 7   3  0    55       EPIC WRESTLING (653)
 RISE TO VOTE, SIR 8233        6   1  0    55       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 MEISHI NIBAN 7727            12  17  1    54       KANO CLAN (106)
 O J SIMPSON 7951              7  10  0    53       THE GRID IRON (642)
 PENNY 8064                    5   6  1    50       BIG BANG THEORY (645)
-MEGA-MAN 8192                 5   3  0    50       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 MUTABA TOI 7860               8   8  0    48       KANO CLAN (106)
-BUMBLE 7632                   6   6  0    47       SNOW FORT (628)
 -10 ATTACK 7906               5  31  0    46       D.R.I. (536)
 OMAR GOSH 8147                8   8  3    44       D.R.I. (536)
 TERRY BRADSHAW 8022           4   1  0    44       THE GRID IRON (642)
 BERLIN 8161                   6   7  0    43       WAR ZONE (650)
 BENTLEY BLAKAXE 8199          6   3  0    43       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-BENEDICT 8085                11   7  0    41       AMBER (646)
 JOE NAMATH 8031               6   6  0    41       THE GRID IRON (642)
-MILLER 7874                   4   0  0    41       STEELERS (283)
 KHALEESI 8078                 6   2  0    37       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 PACE HARDWARE 8167            4   6  0    37       PACE INVADERS (635)
-SUGAR SMACK 8186              5   2  3    36       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 ASHUR 8117                    7  11  3    35       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 RAZOR BEAK 5983               6   4  0    35       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 GRINDSTONE 8162              10   4  0    34       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VOW TO DESTROY 8146           8   8  1    33       D.R.I. (536)
 AVELIVE 8214                  5   2  0    33       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
-SONJA 6420                    4   5  1    33       FIRESTORM (555)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELLA VADER 8163               7   5  0    32       VANGUARD (19)
-PAC-MAN 8191                  3   5  0    32       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 NECROSIS 8160                 5   8  1    30       WAR ZONE (650)
-JULIAN 8252                   3   1  0    30       AMBER (646)
 NORMANDY 8173                 7   4  0    29       WAR ZONE (650)
-BLEYS 8114                    6   9  0    27       AMBER (646)
-CAPTAIN CRUNCH 8187           4   3  2    27       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 BAMBAM BIGELOW 8180           7   3  0    24       EPIC WRESTLING (653)
 SLAYLA 8196                   7   2  0    24       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PHILLYDOG 6528                4   4  1    23       PHILTHBALLS (554)
 CRAZY CANARY 5976             3   8  0    23       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 DARK DREAM 8226               3   2  0    23       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
-GENNY GALLOWS 6422            3   5  1    22       FIRESTORM (555)
 DARK AWAKENING 8227           3   2  0    21       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
-ROWDY RHONDA 8240             2   2  0    21       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
-CRUNCH PARRIES 8257           3   0  1    20       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 GANNICUS 8284                 1   0  0    20       VANGUARD (19)
 SMURF LANTERN 8261            2   2  0    19       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 BARON WILDWOOD 8264           2   1  0    19       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 RAMPART 8263                  2   2  0    19       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-FANECA 7810                   3   5  0    18       STEELERS (283)
-KID ICARUS 8175               2   7  0    17       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 STALINGRAD 8259               1   2  0    17       WAR ZONE (650)
-MUMRA SUSPENDERS 7358         2   0  0    16       THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
 JACK ROCK 8292                2   0  0    16       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 DARK CHOICE 8242              2   3  0    15       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
 DEVOUT PLAYER 8307            1   0  1    15       DEVOUT (658)
 AMY FARRAH FOWLER 8232        1   0  0    15       BIG BANG THEORY (645)
 AXL-WADE 6567                 2   2  0    13       PHILTHBALLS (554)
 MADAM, I'M ADAM 8209          2   6  0    12       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 DAMMIT, I'M MAD! 8280         1   0  0    12       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 PERICLES 8234                 2   4  1    11       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-ZANGIFF 8220                  2   3  1    11       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 MATSUDA KON 8069              2   5  0    11       KANO CLAN (106)
 BLOODY CANARY 8301            1   0  0    11       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
-ELM 8251                      1   0  0    11       TREES (655)
-PANTHRO TANKTOP 7242          1   1  0    10       THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
 NAGASAKI 8303                 1   0  0    10       WAR ZONE (650)
-JIMMY KRAKKORN 8256           2   2  1     9       FIRESTORM (555)
 PAT SAJAK 8293                0   1  0     9       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
-WILYKIT SCARF 7386            2   2  0     8       THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
 UNO WHO 8262                  2   2  0     8       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 PRIA 8243                     1   0  0     7       BIG BANG THEORY (645)
 ANGRY CANARY 8244             1   3  0     6       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 DEVOUT CHRISTIAN 8310         1   0  0     6       DEVOUT (658)
-MAPLE 8248                    1   0  0     5       TREES (655)
 DARK FLEA 8228                0   5  0     5       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
-OAK 8250                      0   1  0     5       TREES (655)
 DANG LOW 8278                 1   1  0     4       KANO CLAN (106)
-CHEETARA BIKINI 7375          0   2  0     2       THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
-DYNAMITE KID 8268             0   2  0     2       EPIC WRESTLING (653)
 APOCALIPSTICK 8302            0   1  0     1       D.R.I. (536)
 DEVOUT DRUNK 8306             0   1  0     1       DEVOUT (658)
 DEVOUT CLANSMAN 8308          0   1  0     1       DEVOUT (658)
 BATIATUS 8305                 0   1  0     1       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 PACE YOURSELF 8304            0   1  0     1       PACE INVADERS (635)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JACKXEL ROSE 8091       8  7 0 ALL JACKED UP II 616 GERARD 8082           764   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JOAN OF AARRRGGH 8246   0  1 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     JIMMY KRAKKORN 8256   763  REVENGED
SIR, I'M IRIS 8238      1  2 0 CRACKED REAR VIE 648 DARK HATE 8272        764  REVENGED
LINK 8193               1  6 0 DEAD LEGENDS 649     ASHUR 8117            765  REVENGED
DEVOUT MINION 8309      0  1 0 DEVOUT 658           SPYMASTER             767  NONE
SINCLAIR 6423           3  6 0 FIRESTORM 555        CAPTAIN CRUNCH 8187   766   
RED ANTHEM 8235         2  1 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454    ZANGIFF 8220          763  REVENGED
WAYBAK WOEBEGON 8269    0  4 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454    MR. TWISTER           767  NONE
MISAKI NABE 8270        1  1 0 KANO CLAN 106        DEVOUT PLAYER 8307    767   
URLA 8215               2  5 0 MAIDENS OF MALIC 643 DARK CHAMPION         767  NONE
BARRAGE 8255            0  1 0 NOMADIC TRIBE 160    GENNY GALLOWS 6422    763  REVENGED
WILD VERDICT 8166       4  4 0 NOMADIC TRIBE 160    THEOKOLES 8001        763  REVENGED
PACESON VOORHEES 8045  11  8 1 PACE INVADERS 635    SHELDON 8063          767   
FROSTY 8170             3  1 0 SNOW FORT 628        PENNY 8064            765   
SNOW MAN 7629           2  8 0 SNOW FORT 628        JACK PIPE 8120        763  NOT REVENGED
SUISHAM 8295            0  1 0 STEELERS 283         CRUNCH PARRIES 8257   766   
SCRUB 8177              0  2 0 THE GRID IRON 642    BLACK ORC             767  NONE
SPARTICUS 436          14 27 3 VANGUARD 19          SWEET AGONY 8071      763  JUST REVENGED
SOMALIA 8212            1  3 1 WAR ZONE 650         SONJA 6420            763  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Misaki Nabe is matched against Scrub?  Opps.  Hey he learned 2 skills, maybe I should
keep him... naa. -- Coach

Stik -- Stick it, I hope you sucked in the spring tourney. -- Den

Waybak Woebegon -- I found the duel stimulating, and look forward to it a second
time. -- Dark Awakening

Scorpio -- I seem like a real jerk?  Who are you to label one such as myself?  You
seem like not only a jerk but a total butt kisser as well.  I'm pretty damn cool,
trust me.  A small fella like yourself probably goes to bed every night wishing he
was me, but alas, you are not, and thus you have not much to look forward to.  Why
are you asking Var to explain alliances?  That guy could not explain how jello sets
up solid when it begins as a liquid.  Total idiot that one.  Everything you need to
know is that the Allied Axis is filled with gifted individuals, probably some of the
best managers the arena has ever seen.  Oh, my partner Deeders says he does not like
you very much either, and now he wants to bring you pain.  Nice going smart-on. --
Den, manager of the Big Lake Terror and High Priest of the Allied Axis

Darkfart -- When you are done being stuck inside that circle, challenge my warriors,
not only do I need the wins but I need the giggles. -- Den

LP C. Canary -- I may be asked to turn in my striker's union card after that
schooling...  How you did that in plate I'll never quite figure out!  Like a +14
decise bonus?!??  Congrats on the graduation and thanks for not killing me, I guess!
-- Sweet Agony

Jack Rock -- You were supposed to fall down tired before then...  What happened?  Now
I'm dead!  Damnit!! -- Waybak Woebegon

Meishi Niban -- Dude I can't buy a win these days.  Well played on your part, I have
to say.--Azu L.

Razor Beak -- Hate to scum a fellow scummer, but you guys need some losses. --
Grindstone

Zangiff -- We will call it good on two.  Just don't let it happen again, hey! -- Grim
Fandango

LP Iovis -- Sorry we forgot to offer our congratulations on the grad notice last
turn.  You hung around and survived a long time, you deserved it!  Happy retirement
(we're guessing) -- Grim Fandango

19 strikers and.....ZERO rippers!  I hope to get a suitable rollup back this turn for
one! -- Stik

Scorpio -- Sadly, I do have one thing in common with Den.  I also started in '86
after seeing an ad for Hyborian War on the back of Savage Sword of Conan.  Didn't
play that game too long, but Duelmasters stuck.  I was here for turn 2 of this arena,
played until '92 or so, then came back in '99, started a new team (this one) in like
2002 thereabouts, and been playing ever since.  I hope to be the first team in Sunset
history to achieve 1000 wins.  As for the allied axis bunch, pretty sure they still
think it's '86.  If you're not a fan of that silly trash talk we used when we were
16, just ignore them.  They show back up every few years for a few turns somewhere
and do some windbagging, then they go away.  Give it time.  But please do stick
around and keep playing! -- Stik and Grim Fandango

Sweet Agony -- I guess it wasn't as good for you as it was for me.  The only issue
with fights ending after 1 swing is that they tend to be boring. -- C. Canary

Matsuda Kon -- That was an awesome recovery by you.  Angry's face looked like
hamburger after that. -- C. Canary

Ella Vader -- Ugh, that was pretty ugly.  You ate that crit, then wrecked Crazy
Canary.  Share some of that "juice" you use. -- C. Canary

Gerard -- Grats on taking the throne.  Only good thing was you only squeezed one
skill out of that fight. -- C. Canary

Stik -- Really, you challenge Razor Beak with Grindstone.  Do you suffer from
insomnia? -- C. Canary

A very interesting string of fights this last turn for the Dead Legends. -- Scorpio

Den -- Even though you pretty much are a certified jerk, thanks for sharing your
entry into the game.  It seems that Conan Comics were pretty crunk back then.  I was
too busy collecting Garbage Pail Kids cards and trying to conquer Super Mario Bros.,
to even know ya'll were playing such a real game back then. -- Scorpio

Oberon -- Excuse my ignorance, I meant to just thank you for sharing with me your
opening of your current team. *smiles*  I see you have been in D2 for a long time as
well.  I actually heard that back in the day, when a warrior got hurt, it was a
permanent injury.  That correct? -- Scorpio

Any of you head of a Stragecon?  Never heard of it. -- Scorpio

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

URLA was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WAYBAK WOEBEGON was butchered by MR. TWISTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
SCRUB was killed by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
DEVOUT MINION was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CALIZAR unbelievably bested SWEET AGONY in a 2 minute gory master's Bloodfeud brawl.
BABY BAB was overpowered by LITTLE BOU in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PARK PACE devastated ATTILA THE BUM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SHELDON butchered PACESON VOORHEES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
JACK PIPE handily defeated MEISHI NIBAN in a 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge fight.
BIG SHOW vanquished ELLA VADER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
PACE FREHLEY defeated PENNY in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
HUMDRUM BUM overpowered -10 ATTACK in a 3 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge fight.
BARCA overpowered LEADFOOT in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
CRAZY CANARY was devastated by TERRY BRADSHAW in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
JOE NAMATH demolished ASHUR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
BARON WILDWOOD viciously subdued MATSUDA KON in a popular 4 minute Challenge conflict.
BAMBAM BIGELOW was savagely defeated by AVELIVE in a 6 minute Challenge struggle.
RAMPART beat MADAM, I'M ADAM in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
ANGRY CANARY was devastated by JACK ROCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
UNO WHO was beaten by DARK DREAM in a 4 minute novice vs. veteran Challenge match.
REMIME BURR MI was beaten by PLAGUE OF FEATHERS in a 1 minute master's fight.
HALBARAD was devastated by JACK SABBATH in a 1 minute one-sided Title bout.
DARLA was demolished by JACK HANDY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
LEONARD lost to AVENGING HARLOT in a 1 minute fray.
DENNIS SINNED bested PACE HARDWARE in a exciting 1 minute bout.
BERLIN was overpowered by JIMBODEENI in a 2 minute uneven fight.
THEOKOLES overpowered KHALEESI in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BRUTALFUL defeated NECROSIS in a exciting 1 minute bout.
O J SIMPSON vanquished DARK AWAKENING in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SLAYLA was handily defeated by MUTABA TOI in a 3 minute brutal uneven bout.
RISE TO VOTE, SIR overcame OMAR GOSH in a exciting 1 minute duel.
PHILLYDOG was overpowered by BENTLEY BLAKAXE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LUNAR ECLIPSE handily defeated GRINDSTONE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
NORMANDY savagely defeated DARK CHOICE in a exciting 5 minute brutal fight.
VOW TO DESTROY was beaten by RAZOR BEAK in a exciting 4 minute fray.
PERICLES was devastated by SMURF LANTERN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DARK FLEA was devastated by DAMMIT, I'M MAD! in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
STALINGRAD devastated DANG LOW in a 1 minute uneven bout.
AXL-WADE savagely defeated APOCALIPSTICK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute novice's match.
MISAKI NABE was slaughtered by DEVOUT PLAYER in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
GANNICUS overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
PRIA overcame DEVOUT DRUNK in a 3 minute novice's duel.
PAT SAJAK was overpowered by NAGASAKI in a 1 minute uneven battle.
AMY FARRAH FOWLER unbelievably bested DEVOUT CLANSMAN in a 6 minute brutal struggle.
PACE YOURSELF was viciously subdued by DEVOUT CHRISTIAN in a 2 minute amateur's duel.
BATIATUS was devastated by BLOODY CANARY in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         STRIKING ATTACK   88 -  73 - 11      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 16         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  17 -  0      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      14         LUNGING ATTACK    87 -  83 -  8      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  13         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  22 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         AIMED BLOW        54 -  55 -  2      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  30 -  0      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    60 -  80 -  4      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   38 -  56 -  5      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  25 -  0      31  |

Turn 767 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         6 -  8         5  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  7     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         2  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     5 -  8         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  5         1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  8     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       LITTLE BOU 7929            19  14  0  105 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
BASHING ATTACK   PARK PACE 7919             15  12  0  105 PACE INVADERS (635)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  PLAGUE OF FEATHERS 5902    13  11  1  104 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
LUNGING ATTACK   AVENGING HARLOT 8148        9   6  1   79 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
SLASHING ATTACK  BIG SHOW 8182               7   3  0   55 EPIC WRESTLING (653)
TOTAL PARRY      RAZOR BEAK 5983             6   4  0   35 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PLAGUE OF FEATHERS 5902.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was BARON WILDWOOD 8264.  The ten other most popular fighters were MATSUDA 
KON 8069, NORMANDY 8173, AVELIVE 8214, LUNAR ECLIPSE 8159, VOW TO DESTROY 8146, 
APOCALIPSTICK 8302, SCRUB 8177, HUMDRUM BUM 8081, BAMBAM BIGELOW 8180, and DARK DREAM 
8226.

The least popular fighter this week was AMY FARRAH FOWLER 8232.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BATIATUS 8305, PACE YOURSELF 8304, PAT SAJAK 8293, MISAKI NABE 
8270, DANG LOW 8278, DARK FLEA 8228, PERICLES 8234, DARK CHOICE 8242, GRINDSTONE 
8162, and PHILLYDOG 6528.

                   SEAM (DM 20) REOPENS AS A NEW NO-TOURNEY ARENA!

Seam (DM 20) will be re-opening soon as a no-tourney DM arena!  If you enjoy arena 
play without tournament interference, this arena is for you!  Only rookie teams may 
enter this arena, and all managers must sign the "no-tourney" pledge.  Turn 0 is due 
on May 4 (overviews only) and Turn 1 is due on May 18.  

To avoid confusion, all old inactive teams which were in Seam have travelled to 
Mazgourrah (DM 77). 

Seam is the newest arena to join the no-tourney group of arenas and will process on 
opposite weeks with Shadowspire (DM 81), the original no-tourney arena.  Other no-
tourney arenas include Telorinthe (DM 83), a slow arena, and Storm Rock (DM 107), for 
ADM warriors.  

Join in the fun!  Send in your new rollup along with the pledge soon so you can get in 
on the ground floor of this new arena!

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                               NO-TOURNEY ARENA PLEDGE

    * I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a tournament, nor 
      will I use a tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
    * I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena.  If circumstances 
      preclude my running less than a full team, I will notify the Player Committee.
    * I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
    * I understand that any warrior that participates in a tournament or receives 
      a tournament prize shall be sent to the Dark Arena until they are dead.

                                     [Sign your name] 

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