DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/13/2015    Duedate: 05/26/2015

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-769

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

REMIME BURR MI
BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
(21-8070) [16-7-1,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DARLA                          DARK AWAKENING
PHILTHBALLS (554)              BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
(21-6416) [12-9-1,117]         (21-8227) [4-3-0,32]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PLAGUE OF FEATHERS             CAPTAIN CRUNCH
CARNAGE CANARIES (147)         THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
(21-5902) [15-11-1,113]        (21-8187) [5-4-2,36]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NOMADIC TRIBE (160)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE TERROR (654)       50
2. FIRESTORM (555)             49      BIG BANG THEORY (645)
3. PHILTHBALLS (554)           40      Unchartered Team
4. BLOOD AND SAND (600)        35
5. ALL JACKED UP II (616)      35      WEIRD STUDENTS (656)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WEIRD STUDENTS (656)       6   3  0 66.7   1/ 1 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      12  3 1
 2/ 3 BIG BANG THEORY (645)     25  15  3 62.5   2/ 4 ALL JACKED UP II (616)    9  6 1
 3/ 2 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627) 109  66 15 62.3   3/ 5 WAR ZONE (650)            8  5 0
 4/ 4 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      650 494 29 56.8   4/ 8 BLOOD AND SAND (600)      8  6 0
 5/ 7 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)   166 150 14 52.5   5/ 2 CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)   8  7 0
 6/ 8 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      889 810 40 52.3   6/ 3 BIG BANG THEORY (645)     7  6 1
 7- 9 STEELERS (283)            68  62  2 52.3   7/11 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)    7  8 1
 8/11 D.R.I. (536)             231 229 15 50.2   8/17*WEIRD STUDENTS (656)      6  3 0
 9/10 PACE INVADERS (635)       85  85  6 50.0   9/13 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        6  5 0
10/12 MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)   62  63  2 49.6  10/14 THE GRID IRON (642)       6  6 0
11/14 ALL JACKED UP II (616)   207 211 13 49.5  11/15 MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)   6  7 0
12/13 CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)   44  46  1 48.9  12/19 PHILTHBALLS (554)         6  8 1
13-16 VANGUARD (19)            140 153  7 47.8  13/23*BIG LAKE TERROR (654)     6  8 1
14/17 BLOOD AND SAND (600)     250 274 16 47.7  14/ 6 PACE INVADERS (635)       6  9 1
15-18 APOCALYPSE II (290)       38  42  7 47.5  15/10 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)  5  5 0
16/15 RAGING LORDS (552)        84  94  7 47.2  16/16 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       5  9 1
17/19 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       367 417 23 46.8  17/ 7 KANO CLAN (106)           5  9 0
18/ 0 RANDOM CHAOS (622)       104 122 10 46.0  18/12 D.R.I. (536)              5 10 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 PHILTHBALLS (554)         52  62  4 45.6  19/24 FIRESTORM (555)           4  1 2
20/27 FIRESTORM (555)           22  27  5 44.9  20- 9 VANGUARD (19)             3  2 0
21/23 WAR ZONE (650)            35  43  2 44.9  21-18*DEVOUT (658)              3  4 1
22-21 TOMCATS (631)             16  20  0 44.4  22/21 RAGING LORDS (552)        3  7 0
23/22 KANO CLAN (106)          442 566 26 43.8  23/20 DEAD LEGENDS (649)        2  1 0
24-24*DEVOUT (658)               3   4  1 42.9  24-25 EPIC WRESTLING (653)      1  1 0
25/26 THE GRID IRON (642)       34  46  0 42.5  25/ 0 RANDOM CHAOS (622)        1  3 0
26-25 EPIC WRESTLING (653)      17  23  0 42.5  26-26 TOMCATS (631)             0  2 0
27/28*BIG LAKE TERROR (654)     14  20  2 41.2  27-27 STEELERS (283)            0  1 0
28/29 DEAD LEGENDS (649)        24  55  1 30.4  28-28 APOCALYPSE II (290)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                             Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

When I was a kid I prayed every night for a bike until I figured out that that's not 
how God works, so I stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness.

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for SUNSET.  One team deserves special mention 
'cause they moved up 5 after going 4-1-2.  Keep it up, FIRESTORM!  MVP award for 
BARCA?  BLOOD AND SAND's proud of him after beating LUNAR ECLIPSE and getting 24 
points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  MEGA-MAN's match with JACK ROCK cost it a loss 
of 22 points!  Like, REMIME BURR MI must be pretty gutsy!  She challenged the 
Duelmaster from PACE INVADERS.  Does this gal have a death wish or what!  Was that a 
tear I saw in REMIME BURR MI's eye, as she took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't PARK 
PACE fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  
Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  ALL JACKED UP II was SUNSET's most avoided team.  Is 
there some award for that?  I don't know what NOMADIC TRIBE's been doing.  They 
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from ALL JACKED UP II, that's fer sher.  
Like, is DARLA popular, or what?  She was challenged the most in all of SUNSET!  
She's got a 12-9-1, is that good?  AXL-WADE must not be a good enough fighter to get 
in fair fights.  He challenged DICK PACEY.  9 is a big difference.  (Well, that's 
what they tell me.) I thought AXL-WADE showed great skill and promise when he beat 
DICK PACEY.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  DARLA of PHILTHBALLS wasn't planning on killing PACE FREHLEY, I bet.  
Now she has to worry about being Bloodfeuded, and getting put on lists...  D'ya think 
BARON WILDWOOD is feeling guilty for killing CRACKED REAR VIEW's DAMMIT, I'M MAD!, a 
mere girl?  Naah, I doubt it.  DARLA really fought hard against PACE FREHLEY.  
That'll teach PACE INVADERS not to go and kill any of PHILTHBALLS' guys again, huh!  
SNOW FORT figured it was better to let PENNY kill FROSTY unpunished, and not worry 
about getting nailed again!  Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what?  (DARK AWAKENING 
vs. CRAZY CANARY, that is.) What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be 
out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun 
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REMIME BURR MI 8070          16   7  1   109       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARLA 6416                   12   9  1   117       PHILTHBALLS (554)
 PLAGUE OF FEATHERS 5902      15  11  1   113       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 ATTILA THE BUM 7987          18  14  2   109       D.R.I. (536)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HALBARAD 8012                18  12  1   100       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-CALIZAR 610                  16  13  1    99       VANGUARD (19)
 JACK SABBATH 7891            19  19  1    97       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 BARCA 8168                    9   6  0    97       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 SHELDON 8063                  6   2  1    91       BIG BANG THEORY (645)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HARRIS 3200                  18  15  1    90       STEELERS (283)
 TOTAL 7612                   22  16  0    88       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 PARK PACE 7919               16  13  0    88       PACE INVADERS (635)
 AVENGING HARLOT 8148         10   7  1    88       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 TROWSUL THUNDER 6418         16  14  3    86       RAGING LORDS (552)
 THEOKOLES 8001               14  18  1    81       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 JACK HANDY 8087              10  11  0    75       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 DENNIS SINNED 8104           11   9  0    74       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 BABY BAB 8106                 9   9  0    73       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 JACK PIPE 8120               11   6  2    72       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 LUNAR ECLIPSE 8159           11   4  0    72       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-LEONARD 8061                  6   3  0    72       BIG BANG THEORY (645)
 O J SIMPSON 7951              9  10  0    71       THE GRID IRON (642)
 SWEET AGONY 8071             14   8  1    69       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-BLACK KNIGHT 3276            13   4  0    69       APOCALYPSE II (290)
 DAGGERMOUTH 7142              6   6  0    69       RAGING LORDS (552)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOYD 7739                    12  16  1    66       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 KHALEESI 8078                 8   2  0    63       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 RAGING BULL 6386             15  17  0    62       RAGING LORDS (552)
-MEAN JOE GREEN 4740          13   5  1    61       STEELERS (283)
 BERLIN 8161                   8   7  0    59       WAR ZONE (650)
 KELVIN 7913                   6   5  1    59       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 PACE HARDWARE 8167            6   6  0    59       PACE INVADERS (635)
 MEISHI NIBAN 7727            13  18  1    58       KANO CLAN (106)
 FEARIO 8055                  12   9  2    58       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
-LEADFOOT 609                 10  20  3    57       VANGUARD (19)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HUMDRUM BUM 8081              9   9  0    56       VANGUARD (19)
-BIG SHOW 8182                 7   3  0    55       EPIC WRESTLING (653)
 TARUM 7852                    9   8  0    53       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
-GREEN KNIGHT 3278             8   8  2    53       APOCALYPSE II (290)
 RISE TO VOTE, SIR 8233        7   2  0    53       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
-BRUTALFUL 7963               13  12  0    51       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 PENNY 8064                    6   7  1    50       BIG BANG THEORY (645)
 JACK ROCK 8292                4   0  1    49       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 OMAR GOSH 8147                9   9  3    48       D.R.I. (536)
 -10 ATTACK 7906               5  33  0    48       D.R.I. (536)
 NECROSIS 8160                 7   8  1    46       WAR ZONE (650)
 JOE NAMATH 8031               7   7  0    46       THE GRID IRON (642)
 RAZOR BEAK 5983               7   5  0    44       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 SUGAR SMACK 8186              6   3  3    44       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 GRINDSTONE 8162              11   5  0    43       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-MILLER 7874                   4   0  0    41       STEELERS (283)
 BENTLEY BLAKAXE 8199          7   4  1    40       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 SONJA 6420                    5   5  1    40       FIRESTORM (555)
 VOW TO DESTROY 8146           9   9  1    37       D.R.I. (536)
 ASHUR 8117                    7  13  3    37       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 8187           5   4  2    36       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 MUTABA TOI 7860               8  10  0    34       KANO CLAN (106)
 PAC-MAN 8191                  4   5  0    34       DEAD LEGENDS (649)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TERRY BRADSHAW 8022           4   3  0    33       THE GRID IRON (642)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMURF LANTERN 8261            3   2  0    33       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
-ELLA VADER 8163               7   5  0    32       VANGUARD (19)
 GENNY GALLOWS 6422            4   5  2    32       FIRESTORM (555)
 DARK AWAKENING 8227           4   3  0    32       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
-BLUE KNIGHT II 3299           7   7  3    31       APOCALYPSE II (290)
 DARK DREAM 8226               5   2  1    31       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
 BARON WILDWOOD 8264           4   1  1    31       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 MEGA-MAN 8192                 5   4  0    28       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 CRAZY CANARY 5976             4   9  1    28       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 SLAYLA 8196                   8   3  0    27       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 NORMANDY 8173                 7   6  0    27       WAR ZONE (650)
-BAMBAM BIGELOW 8180           7   3  0    24       EPIC WRESTLING (653)
 CRUNCH PARRIES 8257           4   1  1    24       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 AMY FARRAH FOWLER 8232        3   0  0    24       BIG BANG THEORY (645)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AVELIVE 8214                  5   4  0    23       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 DANG LOW 8278                 3   1  0    22       KANO CLAN (106)
 NAGASAKI 8303                 2   0  0    22       WAR ZONE (650)
 JIMMY KRAKKORN 8256           3   2  2    21       FIRESTORM (555)
-BUDDY 7677                    5   5  0    20       TOMCATS (631)
-GANNICUS 8284                 1   0  0    20       VANGUARD (19)
 PHILLYDOG 6528                4   6  1    19       PHILTHBALLS (554)
 HARRY HENDERSON 8324          1   0  0    19       FIRESTORM (555)
-FANECA 7810                   3   5  0    18       STEELERS (283)
 DARK MALICE 8321              1   0  0    18       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
-KID ICARUS 8175               2   7  0    17       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 MADAM, I'M ADAM 8209          3   7  0    16       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 ZURGO AXELORD 8322            1   0  0    16       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 PERICLES 8234                 3   5  1    15       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-DEVOUT PLAYER 8307            1   0  1    15       DEVOUT (658)
 BATTERED BEN 8273             1   1  0    15       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
 DRAMON 8057                   0   1  0    15       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 AXL-WADE 6567                 3   3  0    14       PHILTHBALLS (554)
 MATSUDA KON 8069              2   7  0    13       KANO CLAN (106)
 SHALLOW SAM 8276              1   0  0    13       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
-DEVOUT CHRISTIAN 8310         2   0  0    12       DEVOUT (658)
 CONTENT CANDY 8275            2   0  0    12       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
-BULLSEYE 7674                 1   3  0    12       TOMCATS (631)
 HEAVENLY HELEN 8274           1   1  0    12       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
-ZANGIFF 8220                  2   3  1    11       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 GOTHIKA 8316                  1   0  0    11       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
-PESKY 7675                    3   1  0    10       TOMCATS (631)
-BATIATUS 8305                 1   1  0    10       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 SAMUS AREN 8291               1   0  0    10       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 DARK TORMENT 8319             1   1  0    10       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
 UNO WHO 8262                  2   3  0     9       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
-PETE 7678                     2   2  0     8       TOMCATS (631)
 ANGRY CANARY 8244             1   5  0     8       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
-PRIA 8243                     1   1  0     8       BIG BANG THEORY (645)
 DEVOTED DANDY 8277            1   1  0     8       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
 STALINGRAD 8259               1   3  0     6       WAR ZONE (650)
 MORIKAWA YOTSU 8315           1   0  0     6       KANO CLAN (106)
 APOCALIPSTICK 8302            1   2  0     5       D.R.I. (536)
 BLOODY CANARY 8301            1   2  0     5       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
-RED KNIGHT II 3405            1   2  0     5       APOCALYPSE II (290)
 RIPLEE 8313                   1   1  0     4       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 MASON SPIKE 8317              1   1  0     4       PHILTHBALLS (554)
 SMOKEY 7235                   0   3  0     3       RAGING LORDS (552)
 PACE YOURSELF 8304            0   3  0     3       PACE INVADERS (635)
 DICK PACEY 8318               0   2  0     2       PACE INVADERS (635)
-DEVOUT DRUNK 8306             0   2  0     2       DEVOUT (658)
-DYNAMITE KID 8268             0   2  0     2       EPIC WRESTLING (653)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEVOUT CLANSMAN 8308          0   1  0     1       DEVOUT (658)
 THE SHADOWBOXER 8323          0   1  0     1       FIRESTORM (555)
 PUNKSURE 8326                 0   1  0     1       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-ORANGE KNIGHT 3433            0   1  0     1       APOCALYPSE II (290)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      JIMMY KRAKKORN 8256   769  NONE
PAT SAJAK 8293          1  2 0 ALL JACKED UP II 616 DARK DREAM 8226       769   
ROWDY RHONDA 8240       2  3 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     BENTLEY BLAKAXE 8199  769   
DARK CHOICE 8242        2  4 0 BIG LAKE TERROR 654  CRAZY CANARY 5976     768  JUST REVENGED
DARK FLEA 8228          0  7 0 BIG LAKE TERROR 654  DARK CHAMPION         769  NONE
DAMMIT, I'M MAD! 8280   2  1 0 CRACKED REAR VIE 648 BARON WILDWOOD 8264   769   
LINK 8193               1  6 0 DEAD LEGENDS 649     ASHUR 8117            765  REVENGED
SINCLAIR 6423           3  6 0 FIRESTORM 555        CAPTAIN CRUNCH 8187   766   
MISAKI NABE 8270        1  1 0 KANO CLAN 106        DEVOUT PLAYER 8307    767   
RAMPART 8263            2  3 0 NOMADIC TRIBE 160    JACK ROCK 8292        768   
PACE FREHLEY 8116      10  2 1 PACE INVADERS 635    DARLA 6416            769   
PACESON VOORHEES 8045  11  8 1 PACE INVADERS 635    SHELDON 8063          767   
JIMBODEENI 6524         6  4 1 PHILTHBALLS 554      PACE FREHLEY 8116     768  JUST REVENGED
NAW 8325                0  1 0 PHILTHBALLS 554      BANDIT PRINCE         769  NONE
RENEGADE 7220           2  3 0 RAGING LORDS 552     GENNY GALLOWS 6422    769   
FROSTY 8170             3  1 0 SNOW FORT 628        PENNY 8064            765  NOT REVENGED
SUISHAM 8295            0  1 0 STEELERS 283         CRUNCH PARRIES 8257   766   
SCRUB 3 8320            0  1 0 THE GRID IRON 642    BANDIT PRINCE         769  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Scorpio -- I run the Grid Iron here, when I run. -- Coach

Batiatus -- Well, it started out good for Angry, after my guy exhausted himself, it 
was over. If he could have had 1 crit get thru, would be a different story. -- C. 
Canary

Battered Ben -- Damn you are fast. Ah well, next time. C. Canary

Dark Choice -- After Crazy wrecked your face, you really never had a chance. Bring on 
the Blood Fued. -- C. Canary

Raging Bull -- You can cry all you want in the infirmary. One more crit and I'd have 2 
Blood Fueds this turn. -- C. Canary

Meishi Niban -- Razor Beak was gonna win till that cheap shot to the nutz. Dude, not 
cool. -- C. Canary

Aaahhh, just look at that newsletter!  29 teams, almost all active, clashing steel in 
our fine arena!  We are, I believe, the biggest active basic arena alive in Alastari 
today!  Gentlemen, you rock.  I salute you all.  Drinks on me tonight at the Broken 
Bone! -- Stik

Weird Students, Raging Lords, Tomcats, Devout, Firestorm, and any other new/returning 
teams I may have missed -- Welcome, and welcome back, to Sunset, the Arena of Death, 
Jewel of the Delarquan Federation!  May your stays be long, and drenched in blood and 
glory! -- Stik

Jack and AJU II -- Congrats on surpassing 200 wins! -- Stik and G.F.

LP Little Bou -- And Nomad thought you couldn't do it...congrats on the grad notice 
and your immortality!  No small thing for an aimer in this here arena! -- Stik and 
G.F.

Scorpio -- Make no mistake, Conan was the Man back then, and he is STILL the Man now.  
Savage Sword was the best Marvel publication going, full magazine size monthy filled 
with great artwork, lots of bloody sword and sorcery and debauchery in Hyboria.  The 
best! -- Stik

Jack Handy -- I hope no Indians were reading that, or you best watch your own back!  
Sheesh! -- Stik

Darla -- I didn't see that coming, I have to say.  Watch out, I do like to return 
favors... -- Sweet Agony

Pace Hardware -- Again with that thing...Damnit!! -- Bentley B.

Heavenly Helen -- It was indeed heavenly from my side of things.  The Old Man hasn't 
seen a rookie fight go better in some time.  My thanks! -- Riplee

Wow, lungers a' goin' crazy!!

Scorpio -- Well, quit trying to get to know your fellow patrons, because you are so 
lame nobody really wants to get to know you. -- Den, a real swell guy indeed
P.S.  If you ever wonder which team Coach runs, look towards the bottom of the 
rankings, he is always found there.

Jack Handy -- Could you focus your deep thoughts into a grammar book so we could 
figure out what you are trying to tell us?  Stop immigration now! -- Den

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DARK FLEA was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SCRUB 3 was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
NAW was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
DARLA slaughtered PACE FREHLEY in a 1 minute gory mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
DARK AWAKENING overpowered CRAZY CANARY in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
ROWDY RHONDA was butchered by BENTLEY BLAKAXE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
AMY FARRAH FOWLER bested BATTERED BEN in a 2 minute Challenge match.
ATTILA THE BUM devastated TROWSUL THUNDER in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
REMIME BURR MI vanquished PARK PACE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title duel.
SHELDON was vanquished by LITTLE BOU in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
FEARIO was vanquished by THEOKOLES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MEISHI NIBAN was overpowered by DAGGERMOUTH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
JACK PIPE savagely defeated RAGING BULL in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge match.
RAZOR BEAK bested CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a exciting 3 minute Challenge battle.
MUTABA TOI was bested by NECROSIS in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
GRINDSTONE was viciously subdued by KHALEESI in a popular 2 minute Challenge conflict.
TERRY BRADSHAW was overpowered by PENNY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
AVELIVE was handily defeated by SUGAR SMACK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
AXL-WADE viciously subdued DICK PACEY in a 2 minute gory Challenge brawl.
ANGRY CANARY was narrowly defeated by HEAVENLY HELEN in a 5 minute Challenge match.
CRUNCH PARRIES overpowered MATSUDA KON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
PAT SAJAK was put to death by DARK DREAM in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
DAMMIT, I'M MAD! was viciously butchered by BARON WILDWOOD in a 2 minute bout.
UNO WHO was vanquished by DANG LOW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MASON SPIKE unbelievably bested PACE YOURSELF in a 14 minute Challenge duel.
SMURF LANTERN demolished MADAM, I'M ADAM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PLAGUE OF FEATHERS vanquished JACK HANDY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JACK SABBATH vanquished LOYD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HALBARAD subdued AVENGING HARLOT in a exciting 1 minute melee.
DENNIS SINNED lost to TOTAL in a popular 6 minute fray.
BARCA handily defeated LUNAR ECLIPSE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
O J SIMPSON vanquished OMAR GOSH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BABY BAB overpowered TARUM in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
SWEET AGONY demolished ASHUR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
RISE TO VOTE, SIR overpowered NORMANDY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
JOE NAMATH savagely defeated SLAYLA in a action packed 2 minute gory contest.
VOW TO DESTROY was devastated by BERLIN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
-10 ATTACK was viciously subdued by PACE HARDWARE in a popular 2 minute uneven bout.
KELVIN demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MEGA-MAN was vanquished by JACK ROCK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PAC-MAN won victory over PERICLES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
SONJA demolished PHILLYDOG in a 1 minute uneven competition.
JIMMY KRAKKORN killed EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute fight.
GENNY GALLOWS murdered RENEGADE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
STALINGRAD was handily defeated by HARRY HENDERSON in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CONTENT CANDY defeated BLOODY CANARY in a 2 minute bloody novice's brawl.
DEVOTED DANDY was handily defeated by DARK MALICE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SMOKEY was overpowered by GOTHIKA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
APOCALIPSTICK was overpowered by ZURGO AXELORD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NAGASAKI overpowered RIPLEE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
DARK TORMENT handily defeated THE SHADOWBOXER in a 5 minute one-sided duel.
SHALLOW SAM demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DRAMON was demolished by SAMUS AREN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MORIKAWA YOTSU luckily beat PUNKSURE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  26         STRIKING ATTACK  100 -  81 - 11      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 22         LUNGING ATTACK    95 -  89 - 10      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  14         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  23 -  1      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  18 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         AIMED BLOW        57 -  60 -  1      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         TOTAL PARRY       29 -  33 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         BASHING ATTACK    64 -  85 -  3      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  19 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         SLASHING ATTACK   34 -  54 -  5      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  11 -  0      35  |

Turn 769 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         5 -  6         4  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  8     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    16 - 10     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     3 - 11         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  REMIME BURR MI 8070        16   7  1  109 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
LUNGING ATTACK   DARLA 6416                 12   9  1  117 PHILTHBALLS (554)
AIMED BLOW       ATTILA THE BUM 7987        18  14  2  109 D.R.I. (536)
BASHING ATTACK   HALBARAD 8012              18  12  1  100 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
TOTAL PARRY      TOTAL 7612                 22  16  0   88 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
WALL OF STEEL    TROWSUL THUNDER 6418       16  14  3   86 RAGING LORDS (552)
SLASHING ATTACK  TARUM 7852                  9   8  0   53 RANDOM CHAOS (622)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PLAGUE OF FEATHERS 5902.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was CAPTAIN CRUNCH 8187.  The ten other most popular fighters were KHALEESI 
8078, DENNIS SINNED 8104, JOE NAMATH 8031, PACE HARDWARE 8167, NECROSIS 8160, ANGRY 
CANARY 8244, BATTERED BEN 8273, ATTILA THE BUM 7987, JACK PIPE 8120, and DICK PACEY 
8318.

The least popular fighter this week was MASON SPIKE 8317.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PACE YOURSELF 8304, DARK TORMENT 8319, HEAVENLY HELEN 8274, 
DRAMON 8057, RIPLEE 8313, APOCALIPSTICK 8302, SMOKEY 7235, DEVOTED DANDY 8277, 
STALINGRAD 8259, and RENEGADE 7220.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

REMIME BURR MI (21-8070) BEN'S BAZAAR (577)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LITTLE BOU (21-7929) NOMADIC TRIBE (160)