DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/24/2015    Duedate: 07/07/2015

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-772

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DARLA
PHILTHBALLS (554)
(21-6416) [14-10-1,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THAT!                          SHALLOW SAM
REAL BEER (424)                WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
(21-5272) [15-5-2,194]         (21-8276) [4-0-0,31]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RAGING BULL                    DEVOTED DANDY
RAGING LORDS (552)             WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
(21-6386) [16-19-0,67]         (21-8277) [1-4-0,11]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PHILTHBALLS (554)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. REAL BEER (424)             69
2. WAR ZONE (650)              63      REAL BEER (424)
3. PHILTHBALLS (554)           50      Unchartered Team
4. CARNAGE CANARIES (147)      43
5. MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)     39      WEIRD STUDENTS (656)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 REAL BEER (424)          153  73 11 67.7   1/ 2 PHILTHBALLS (554)        13  2 0
 2/ 1 BIG BANG THEORY (645)     27  15  3 64.3   2/ 3 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)   11  4 2
 3- 2 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627) 111  69 15 61.7   3/ 5 CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)   8  4 0
 4/ 3 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      658 501 29 56.8   4/ 4 BIG LAKE TERROR (654)     8  6 1
 5/ 0 AMBER (646)               49  41  3 54.4   5/ 7 PACE INVADERS (635)       8  7 1
 6/ 5*WEIRD STUDENTS (656)      13  11  0 54.2   6/ 1 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)       8  7 0
 7/ 4 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)   177 154 16 53.5   7/ 9 MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)   7  6 1
 8/ 6 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      892 822 40 52.0   8/ 8 WAR ZONE (650)            7  8 2
 9/ 8 CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)   52  50  1 51.0   9/15 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        7  8 1
10/12 PHILTHBALLS (554)         65  64  4 50.4  10/12*WEIRD STUDENTS (656)      7  8 0
11/ 7 PACE INVADERS (635)       93  92  7 50.3  11/13 KANO CLAN (106)           7  8 0
12/ 9 MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)   69  69  3 50.0  12/11 ALL JACKED UP II (616)    7  8 0
13/10 D.R.I. (536)             237 238 15 49.9  13/10 BLOOD AND SAND (600)      6  8 1
14/11 ALL JACKED UP II (616)   214 219 13 49.4  14/16 D.R.I. (536)              6  9 0
15/13 BLOOD AND SAND (600)     256 282 17 47.6  15/ 6 FIRESTORM (555)           6  9 0
16/15 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       374 425 24 46.8  16-18*XTINCTION (659)           4  6 0
17/14 RAGING LORDS (552)        88 102  7 46.3  17-19*DEVOUT (658)              4  6 0
18-16 TOMCATS (631)             17  20  0 45.9  18/21 RAGING LORDS (552)        4  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/22 BIG LAKE TERROR (654)     22  26  3 45.8  19/20 DEAD LEGENDS (649)        4 11 1
20-17 RANDOM CHAOS (622)       105 125 10 45.7  20/17 THE GRID IRON (642)       3  4 0
21/18 WAR ZONE (650)            42  51  4 45.2  21/22 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       3 12 0
22/20 KANO CLAN (106)          449 574 26 43.9  22/23 BIG BANG THEORY (645)     2  0 0
23/19 FIRESTORM (555)           28  36  5 43.8  23-14 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)  2  3 0
24/21 THE GRID IRON (642)       37  50  0 42.5  24-25 TOMCATS (631)             1  0 0
25-23*DEVOUT (658)               7  10  1 41.2  25/ 0 REAL BEER (424)           1  0 0
26-24*XTINCTION (659)            4   6  0 40.0  26-24 RANDOM CHAOS (622)        1  3 0
27/25 DEAD LEGENDS (649)        28  66  2 29.8  27/ 0 AMBER (646)               1  4 0
28-26*ONE NIGHT STAND (332)      0   1  0  0.0  28-26*ONE NIGHT STAND (332)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Well, I'm not in the death box yet, but maybe you will be soon, Philthballs.

                                   Have a nice day,

                                      Park Pace

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon SUNSET, for I, 
Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  The boys at NOMADIC TRIBE left the arena dejected, 
after being kicked out of the top spot by PHILTHBALLS.  Good show!  FIRESTORM after a 
sorry 2-3-0 might want to consider abandoning the sands and taking up singing the 
'Can't fight no more' blues!  Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a 
perceptive observation?) as BEN'S BAZAAR can attest...  Good things come to those who 
fight well, as CARNAGE CANARIES can attest, moving up by 1.  REAL BEER had cause to 
celebrate, after THAT! got 69 points by beating THEOKOLES.  Win some, lose some.  
Speaking of which, KHALEESI was winsome, after beating ATTILA THE BUM and seeing him 
lose 23 points.  Well, Duelmaster PARK PACE Bloodfeuded PHILTHBALLS' DARLA.  Is a 
18-13-0 good enough?  Now I can't insult DARLA, as she has gloriously dueled to the 
top.  Oh great new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) So who was the 
warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got 
a basic problem...   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Perhaps the warriors of WEIRD STUDENTS should 
take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  The warriors of WEIRD 
STUDENTS found their efforts at combat frustrated as BIG LAKE TERROR apparently had 
more important things to do than fight.  Is it charming personality?  Conversational 
abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, BARON WILDWOOD is the most challenged 
warrior.  Call 'im brash!  Call 'im brassy!  Call 'im brave!  Call 'im sassy!  GENNY 
GALLOWS will face AVENGING HARLOT, up by 28.  Aaaah, just call 'im dead meat.  If 
GENNY GALLOWS had beat AVENGING HARLOT, he'd be a hero, but since he lost we just 
laugh at him.  Tough break.  Take heed SUNSET, of the unprincipled action of HARRY 
HENDERSON.  By challenging SWEET TOOTH, 30 points below him, HARRY HENDERSON 
besmirches the noble art of dueling.  Bookies and HARRY HENDERSON were more than a 
little surprised, as SWEET TOOTH snatched an easy victory from HARRY HENDERSON, 
gaining 22 points.  As a confidence booster, JIMMY KRAKKORN challenged ZANGIFF, down 
16 points.  Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, JIMMY KRAKKORN?  
JIMMY KRAKKORN overcame ZANGIFF with a point difference of 16.  So this is what 
SUNSET calls a duel.  This will make an interesting tale.  Word has it SAMUS AREN 
suffered a romantic setback.  Note how he challenged DARK AWAKENING, 27 points his 
senior.  Soopreyes, soopreyes!  SAMUS AREN emerges from the fray 1 points the richer. 
Good show, SAMUS AREN!   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Q:  What's a record like 21-19-1 get you?  A:  A free trip to the Dark Arena!  
This week's winner:  JACK SABBATH of ALL JACKED UP II!  Like a tattered, worn-out, 
faded, out-of-fashion garment cast out to rot, BRUTALFUL of MAIDENS OF MALICE has 
been summarily sent to the Dark Arena.  Citizens of SUNSET, be sure to settle your 
debts with AVELIVE of MAIDENS OF MALICE.  She's relocating to the Dark Arena and has 
other things on hers mind!  Alas, poor GERARD.  We all know AMBER's retirement plan 
isn't the best in the world.  BERLIN, may you be as missed when your time comes.  
NORMANDY of WAR ZONE sends TERRY BRADSHAW of THE GRID IRON goes to the Weary 
Warrior's Retirement Home.  SUNSET has no place for weaklings!  Fair play must not be 
a credo of BIG LAKE TERROR, as DARK AWAKENING permanently removed SAMUS AREN of DEAD 
LEGENDS from the competition in a mismatched fight.  Nothing is certain except death 
and more death in these bloody arenas.  GERARD of AMBER met his fate at the hands of 
BERLIN.  Justice was served as DENNIS SINNED fought BARON WILDWOOD in bloodfeud.  
Well done, CRACKED REAR VIEW!  Questions are being raised about the disposing of 
severed body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in SUNSET would I avoid!   
     All good things must come to an end.  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant 
prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  Can anything 
compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for SUNSET?  On that giddy note I take 
my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARLA 6416                   14  10  1   109       PHILTHBALLS (554)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THAT! 5272                   15   5  2   194       REAL BEER (424)
-HOEGARDEN 5554               15  14  0   125       REAL BEER (424)
 BERLIN 8161                  11   7  1   124       WAR ZONE (650)
-SMITHWICK 6348               14   6  2   111       REAL BEER (424)
 KHALEESI 8078                11   2  0   105       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 BARCA 8168                   11   7  1   101       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 JACK PIPE 8120               14   6  2    98       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 CORWIN 8086                  13   6  0    98       AMBER (646)
 PACE HARDWARE 8167            9   6  0    96       PACE INVADERS (635)
-SHELDON 8063                  6   2  1    91       BIG BANG THEORY (645)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TOTAL 7612                   22  17  0    87       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 HALBARAD 8012                19  14  1    86       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 PARK PACE 7919               18  14  0    86       PACE INVADERS (635)
-O J SIMPSON 7951             10  10  0    86       THE GRID IRON (642)
 DENNIS SINNED 8104           13  10  0    82       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 DAGGERMOUTH 7142              8   7  0    78       RAGING LORDS (552)
 TROWSUL THUNDER 6418         17  16  3    77       RAGING LORDS (552)
 BABY BAB 8106                11  10  0    75       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
-LEONARD 8061                  6   3  0    72       BIG BANG THEORY (645)
 THEOKOLES 8001               15  20  1    71       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-FEARIO 8055                  13   9  2    68       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 AVENGING HARLOT 8148         11   9  1    68       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 RAGING BULL 6386             16  19  0    67       RAGING LORDS (552)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUNAR ECLIPSE 8159           12   6  0    66       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 OMAR GOSH 8147               11  10  3    66       D.R.I. (536)
 VOW TO DESTROY 8146          12   9  1    63       D.R.I. (536)
 CRAZY CANARY 5976             7   9  2    63       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 PENNY 8064                    7   7  1    62       BIG BANG THEORY (645)
 MEISHI NIBAN 7727            13  21  1    61       KANO CLAN (106)
-TARUM 7852                   10   8  0    59       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
-KELVIN 7913                   6   6  1    59       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 JOE NAMATH 8031               9   7  0    58       THE GRID IRON (642)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMURF LANTERN 8261            5   3  1    55       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
-SUGAR SMACK 8186              7   3  3    54       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 JACK ROCK 8292                5   2  1    54       ALL JACKED UP II (616)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NORMANDY 8173                 9   7  1    51       WAR ZONE (650)
 -10 ATTACK 7906               5  36  0    51       D.R.I. (536)
 RAZOR BEAK 5983              10   5  0    50       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 PHILLYDOG 6528                7   6  1    50       PHILTHBALLS (554)
 ZURGO AXELORD 8322            4   0  0    48       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 GRINDSTONE 8162              12   7  0    47       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 RISE TO VOTE, SIR 8233        8   4  0    46       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 SONJA 6420                    6   7  1    45       FIRESTORM (555)
 PAC-MAN 8191                  6   6  1    44       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 BARON WILDWOOD 8264           6   2  1    43       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 MADAM, I'M ADAM 8209          6   7  0    43       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 ASHUR 8117                    8  15  3    42       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 BENEDICT 8085                11   8  0    41       AMBER (646)
 MUTABA TOI 7860               9  12  0    39       KANO CLAN (106)
 DARK DREAM 8226               7   3  1    38       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
-CHIMAY 7916                   4   1  0    38       REAL BEER (424)
 DARK AWAKENING 8227           6   4  1    37       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
 GENNY GALLOWS 6422            5   7  2    35       FIRESTORM (555)
 DANG LOW 8278                 6   1  0    34       KANO CLAN (106)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLAYLA 8196                   9   5  1    33       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 NECROSIS 8160                 7  11  1    33       WAR ZONE (650)
-CAPTAIN CRUNCH 8187           5   5  2    33       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 MEGA-MAN 8192                 6   6  0    32       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 SHALLOW SAM 8276              4   0  0    31       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
 JIMMY KRAKKORN 8256           5   3  2    30       FIRESTORM (555)
 GOTHIKA 8316                  3   1  0    30       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 AMY FARRAH FOWLER 8232        4   0  0    29       BIG BANG THEORY (645)
 BATTERED BEN 8273             2   3  0    29       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
 BLEYS 8114                    6  10  0    28       AMBER (646)
 PERICLES 8234                 5   6  1    27       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-DEVOUT CHRISTIAN 8310         3   1  0    27       DEVOUT (658)
 JULIAN 8252                   3   2  0    27       AMBER (646)
 AXL-WADE 6567                 6   3  0    24       PHILTHBALLS (554)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PACEBALL 32 8340              1   2  1    23       PACE INVADERS (635)
 SWEET TOOTH 8347              1   1  0    23       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 HEAVENLY HELEN 8274           3   2  0    22       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
-BUDDY 7677                    5   5  0    20       TOMCATS (631)
-CRUNCH PARRIES 8257           4   2  1    19       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
-DEVOUT ZEN 8341               2   0  0    18       DEVOUT (658)
 MORIKAWA YOTSU 8315           3   1  0    17       KANO CLAN (106)
 DARK SECRET 8339              3   0  0    17       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
 BLOODY CANARY 8301            2   4  0    17       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 RIPLEE 8313                   2   3  0    17       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-RYOTO 8331                    1   1  0    17       XTINCTION (659)
 KNOCKLESS MONSTER 8351        1   0  0    17       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
-DRAMON 8057                   0   2  0    16       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 CONTENT CANDY 8275            3   2  0    15       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
 DARK TORMENT 8319             2   3  0    15       BIG LAKE TERROR (654)
-MASQUE 8327                   1   1  0    15       XTINCTION (659)
 MASON SPIKE 8317              4   1  0    14       PHILTHBALLS (554)
-RORSCHACH 8332                1   0  0    14       TOMCATS (631)
 ZANGIFF 8220                  2   6  1    13       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 ANGRY CANARY 8244             2   7  0    13       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 STALINGRAD 8259               2   5  0    13       WAR ZONE (650)
 MANGY MICAH 8337              2   1  0    13       PHILTHBALLS (554)
-SPARHAWK 8329                 1   1  0    13       XTINCTION (659)
-BULLSEYE 7674                 1   3  0    12       TOMCATS (631)
 NAGASAKI 8303                 3   2  0    11       WAR ZONE (650)
 HARRY HENDERSON 8324          3   1  0    11       FIRESTORM (555)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEVOTED DANDY 8277            1   4  0    11       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
-PESKY 7675                    3   1  0    10       TOMCATS (631)
-GYRFALCON 8328                1   1  0    10       XTINCTION (659)
 HIS ROYAL HALNESS 8350        1   0  0    10       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 U DON'T KNOW JACK! 8349       1   0  0    10       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 DICK PACEY 8318               1   4  0     9       PACE INVADERS (635)
-PETE 7678                     2   2  0     8       TOMCATS (631)
-PRIA 8243                     1   1  0     8       BIG BANG THEORY (645)
-DEVOUT DRUNK 8306             0   4  0     8       DEVOUT (658)
 EGO MONTOYA 8345              1   1  0     7       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
-DEVOUT PLAYER 8307            1   2  1     6       DEVOUT (658)
 HEMATOMA 8346                 1   1  0     6       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 MEGARA HARA 8355              1   0  0     6       KANO CLAN (106)
 BATIATUS 8305                 1   3  0     6       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 SMOKEY 7235                   0   6  0     6       RAGING LORDS (552)
-DEVOUT CLANSMAN 8308          1   2  0     5       DEVOUT (658)
 BEASTBREAKER 8336             1   2  0     5       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 PUNKSURE 8326                 0   4  0     4       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-MERISIEL 8330                 0   2  0     2       XTINCTION (659)
 ACE OF BLADES 8352            0   1  0     1       D.R.I. (536)
 JET BLAK 8356                 0   1  0     1       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 JIM EVERETT 8334              0   1  0     1       THE GRID IRON (642)
 GIANT OF SUNSET 8353          0   1  0     1       FIRESTORM (555)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JACK HANDY 8087        10 12 0 ALL JACKED UP II 616 BARCA 8168            770  REVENGED
JACK LEG 14 8348        0  1 0 ALL JACKED UP II 616 DARK CHAMPION         772  NONE
JACK SABBATH 7891      21 20 1 ALL JACKED UP II 616 SHEWISH GIANT         772  NONE
PAT SAJAK 8293          1  2 0 ALL JACKED UP II 616 DARK DREAM 8226       769   
GERARD 8082            14  5 3 AMBER 646            BERLIN 8161           772   
ROWDY RHONDA 8240       2  3 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     BENTLEY BLAKAXE 8199  769  REVENGED
DARK CHOICE 8242        2  4 0 BIG LAKE TERROR 654  CRAZY CANARY 5976     768  REVENGED
DARK MALICE 8321        1  2 0 BIG LAKE TERROR 654  CRAZY CANARY 5976     771   
DAMMIT, I'M MAD! 8280   2  1 0 CRACKED REAR VIE 648 BARON WILDWOOD 8264   769  JUST REVENGED
KID ICARUS 8175         2  8 0 DEAD LEGENDS 649     SLAYLA 8196           770  REVENGED
SAMUS AREN 8291         1  3 0 DEAD LEGENDS 649     DARK AWAKENING 8227   772   
BENTLEY BLAKAXE 8199    7  5 1 GRIM FANDANGO 454    SMURF LANTERN 8261    770  REVENGED
AVELIVE 8214            6  6 0 MAIDENS OF MALIC 643 SPYMASTER             772  NONE
BRUTALFUL 7963         13 13 0 MAIDENS OF MALIC 643 ARENAMASTER HART      772  NONE
RAMPART 8263            2  3 0 NOMADIC TRIBE 160    JACK ROCK 8292        768  NOT REVENGED
PACE FREHLEY 8116      10  2 1 PACE INVADERS 635    DARLA 6416            769  REVENGED
PACE YOURSELF 8304      1  4 0 PACE INVADERS 635    PAC-MAN 8191          771   
PASCEBALL 44 8354       0  1 0 PACE INVADERS 635    SPYMASTER             772  NONE
JIMBODEENI 6524         6  4 1 PHILTHBALLS 554      PACE FREHLEY 8116     768  REVENGED
RENEGADE 7220           2  3 0 RAGING LORDS 552     GENNY GALLOWS 6422    769   
JOHN DIEHL 8236         0  1 0 THE GRID IRON 642    ARENAMASTER HART      772  NONE
TERRY BRADSHAW 8022     4  5 0 THE GRID IRON 642    NORMANDY 8173         772   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

-10 Attack -- Can we please do that again? -- Lunar Eclipse

Morikawa -- Don't try to take on the Axelord, little one.  A win over the Kano's is 
always fun. -- Zurgo

Devout Drunk -- Drunk when you made the challenge?  Or drunk after the results?  Drunk 
during the fight?  Or all of the above? -- Baron Wildwood

Masque -- You'd think with a beastly mask I'd do well, but it seems not. -- 
Beastbreaker

23 strikers??  This arena needs some Rippers!

26 teams?   Nice.

Content Candy -- C'mon man, just go down. You Weirdos do this to me in two arenas.  
Beat the hell out of you keep going. -- C. Canary

Stalingrad -- Good win for you.  Choke on the skills. C. Canary

Big Lake Terror dude -- Oops. Yeah, another Blood Feud. Send em. -- C. Canary

Stik -- Sorry about Sweet Agony and not giving you a chance to Blood Feud. Plague was 
hosed in Decis -3,Scimitar LO/HA and liked Decis tactic. 9-10-10-18(+1)-9-15-14. -- C. 
Canary

Devout Christian -- That had to a tough loss to take. Glad I could give it instead of 
receive it. -- C. Canary

Slowmar Gosh -- I love every time you get above me in the rankings...   It's like 
Christmas! -- Bab

Jack Pipe -- Well fought. -- Dennis

Avelive -- How's thathead feeling?  Hahahahaha. -- Adam

Genny -- Good fight, we should have gotten more out of it than that! -- RTVS

Den -- It's well established that Weird Students are not teachers. -- Vlad

Grindstone -- Not a place I want put my nose a second time.  Good fight, you freak. -- 
Smurf Lantern

Khaleesi -- You <BLEEP> -- Avenging Harlot

Devout Player -- Ego triumphs over devoutness.... -- Ego Montoya

Dennis -- :-P -- Avenging Harlot

DM Park Pace -- Congrats on recapturing the throne.  You should be close to exiting 
our fine city and there by vacating that wonderful seat you are corrupting...er 
a...occupying.  Can't wait -- Ben's Bazaar

ALL -- Here's hoping that my noobs do well, I am tired of living in the basement with 
the likes of Den, Scorpio, and the rest of those AA puds. -- Gentleben

Philly Dog -- So you coose to fight like a coward!  Well then, it's time to crush! -- 
Zangriff

Pace Yourself -- Looks like you must've not Paced Yourself for that! -- Pac Man

Slayla -- For Icarus!  Next time I may not be so nice. -- Mega-man

Sparhawk -- Ouch?  Where the heck did *you* come from? -- Samus Aren

Den -- My bad bro!  I didn't realize that my team spotlight hit a little too close to 
where you reside. -- Scorpio *who is none other than the stand-up guy of the year*

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JACK SABBATH was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
BRUTALFUL was murdered by ARENAMASTER HARTH in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
AVELIVE was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
JACK LEG 14 was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PASCEBALL 44 was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
JOHN DIEHL was butchered by ARENAMASTER HARTH in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
PARK PACE was devastated by DARLA in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud Title match.
DENNIS SINNED viciously subdued BARON WILDWOOD in a 3 minute gruesome Bloodfeud fight.
DARK DREAM was vanquished by CRAZY CANARY in a 2 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
AMY FARRAH FOWLER won victory over PACEBALL 32 in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
KHALEESI vanquished ATTILA THE BUM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MEISHI NIBAN was overpowered by DAGGERMOUTH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SONJA demolished NECROSIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
OMAR GOSH bested RAGING BULL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's Challenge battle.
PENNY overcame GRINDSTONE in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
GENNY GALLOWS was overpowered by AVENGING HARLOT in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
PHILLYDOG viciously subdued -10 ATTACK in a action packed 7 minute Challenge duel.
JACK ROCK devastated MEGA-MAN in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MADAM, I'M ADAM beat SLAYLA in a exciting 4 minute Challenge match.
HARRY HENDERSON was beaten by SWEET TOOTH in a 2 minute novice's Challenge match.
JIMMY KRAKKORN viciously subdued ZANGIFF in a 2 minute bloody Challenge competition.
HEAVENLY HELEN outlasted STALINGRAD in a 10 minute Challenge fight.
DICK PACEY slimly lost to AXL-WADE in a popular 3 minute gruesome Challenge match.
DARK TORMENT won victory over DEVOTED DANDY in a 4 minute Challenge fray.
GOTHIKA overpowered CONTENT CANDY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
RIPLEE overpowered BATIATUS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HEMATOMA was luckily beaten by MASON SPIKE in a 7 minute gory novice's Challenge duel.
SAMUS AREN was murdered by DARK AWAKENING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
DARK SECRET beat PUNKSURE in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fray.
JACK PIPE handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BABY BAB was overpowered by PACE HARDWARE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GERARD was easily killed by BERLIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HALBARAD was demolished by PLAGUE OF FEATHERS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BARCA overpowered TROWSUL THUNDER in a 2 minute brutal uneven bout.
THAT! devastated THEOKOLES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CORWIN devastated LUNAR ECLIPSE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ASHUR was devastated by ZURGO AXELORD in a 1 minute uneven bout.
VOW TO DESTROY defeated RISE TO VOTE, SIR in a exciting 1 minute match.
BENEDICT slimly lost to RAZOR BEAK in a crowd boring 17 minute gory match.
JOE NAMATH overpowered JULIAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TERRY BRADSHAW was easily killed by NORMANDY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MUTABA TOI lost to PAC-MAN in a 1 minute match.
SMURF LANTERN overpowered PERICLES in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
BLEYS was devastated by BATTERED BEN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DANG LOW won victory over ANGRY CANARY in a 1 minute conflict.
SHALLOW SAM overpowered EGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BLOODY CANARY handily defeated SMOKEY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched melee.
MORIKAWA YOTSU beat BEASTBREAKER in a 2 minute novice's fight.
NAGASAKI was overpowered by KNOCKLESS MONSTER in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
MANGY MICAH overpowered JET BLAK in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
U DON'T KNOW JACK! handily defeated GIANT OF SUNSET in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HIS ROYAL HALNESS demolished JIM EVERETT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ACE OF BLADES was subdued by MEGARA HARA in a 3 minute novice's battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 24         STRIKING ATTACK  113 - 100 - 14      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  19         AIMED BLOW        59 -  53 -  1      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  16         LUNGING ATTACK   105 - 100 - 11      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  15 -  1      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         TOTAL PARRY       33 -  37 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         BASHING ATTACK    66 -  80 -  3      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  19 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  30 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         SLASHING ATTACK   31 -  52 -  4      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  14 -  0      26  |

Turn 772 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     6 - 10         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  7     AIMED BLOW         4 -  7         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  9     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  6         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  7         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DARLA 6416                 14  10  1  109 PHILTHBALLS (554)
BASHING ATTACK   THAT! 5272                 15   5  2  194 REAL BEER (424)
STRIKING ATTACK  BERLIN 8161                11   7  1  124 WAR ZONE (650)
WALL OF STEEL    TROWSUL THUNDER 6418       17  16  3   77 RAGING LORDS (552)
AIMED BLOW       LUNAR ECLIPSE 8159         12   6  0   66 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
TOTAL PARRY      RAZOR BEAK 5983            10   5  0   50 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
PARRY-STRIKE     ZURGO AXELORD 8322          4   0  0   48 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
PARRY-LUNGE      BARON WILDWOOD 8264         6   2  1   43 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RAGING BULL 6386.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DEVOTED DANDY 8277.  The ten other most popular fighters were PHILLYDOG 
6528, PACEBALL 32 8340, MADAM, I'M ADAM 8209, DENNIS SINNED 8104, CRAZY CANARY 5976, 
JIMMY KRAKKORN 8256, STALINGRAD 8259, DICK PACEY 8318, AXL-WADE 6567, and DAGGERMOUTH 
7142.

The least popular fighter this week was BENEDICT 8085.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RAZOR BEAK 5983, HEAVENLY HELEN 8274, MASON SPIKE 8317, JIM EVERETT 
8334, GIANT OF SUNSET 8353, JET BLAK 8356, SMOKEY 7235, EGO MONTOYA 8345, BLEYS 8114, 
and MUTABA TOI 7860.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

THAT! (21-5272) REAL BEER (424)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PLAGUE OF FEATHERS (21-5902) CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
JACK SABBATH (21-7891) ALL JACKED UP II (616)
ATTILA THE BUM (21-7987) D.R.I. (536)