DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/12/2014    Duedate: 11/25/2014

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-756

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BLAKMOON
GRIM FANDANGO (454)
(21-7790) [18-21-2,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BLAKMOON                       CORWIN
GRIM FANDANGO (454)            AMBER (646)
(21-7790) [18-21-2,119]        (21-8086) [6-3-0,45]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

IOVIS                          BERLIN
BLOOD AND SAND (600)           WAR ZONE (650)
(21-7799) [19-19-1,91]         (21-8161) [1-2-0,7]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GRIM FANDANGO (454)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TOON INN (629)              68
2. BEN'S BAZAAR (577)          40      TOON INN (629)
3. AMBER (646)                 32      Unchartered Team
4. DEAD LEGENDS (649)          30
5. VANGUARD (19)               28      AMBER (646)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 TOON INN (629)            37  20  2 64.9   1/ 1 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      13  2 1
 2- 1 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)  81  48  8 62.8   2/ 2 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       10  4 0
 3/ 2 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      613 472 28 56.5   3/ 3*AMBER (646)               9  5 0
 4/ 4*AMBER (646)               23  20  0 53.5   4/11*WAR ZONE (650)            8  7 1
 5/ 5 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      858 777 38 52.5   5/15 PACE INVADERS (635)       7  3 0
 6/ 3*CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)   14  13  0 51.9   6/ 8 VANGUARD (19)             7  8 1
 7/ 8 PACE INVADERS (635)       62  60  5 50.8   7/ 9 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)       7  8 0
 8/ 7 D.R.I. (536)             200 195 13 50.6   8/ 7 BLOOD AND SAND (600)      6  8 0
 9/10 VANGUARD (19)            120 126  7 48.8   9/ 5 D.R.I. (536)              6  9 1
10/11 BLOOD AND SAND (600)     224 240 12 48.3  10- 6 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)  5  5 1
11/ 9 ALL JACKED UP II (616)   173 186 11 48.2  11/ 4 ALL JACKED UP II (616)    5  9 1
12/12 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       341 388 21 46.8  12/10 ANVENGEN'S EDGE (652)     4  6 0
13/16*WAR ZONE (650)            10  12  1 45.5  13/12*CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)   3  4 0
14-13 TRIAL & ERROR (408)       45  55  0 45.0  14/16 KANO CLAN (106)           3  5 1
15/14 KANO CLAN (106)          428 536 25 44.4  15/13*DEAD LEGENDS (649)        3 12 0
16/15 ANVENGEN'S EDGE (652)     28  38  1 42.4  16/ 0 TOON INN (629)            2  3 1
17/17*DEAD LEGENDS (649)        10  24  0 29.4  17-17*SNOW FORT (628)           2  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
18-18*SNOW FORT (628)            8  26  0 23.5  18-18 TRIAL & ERROR (408)       1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
     He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land.  He loved it so much he made a
woman out of dirt and married her.  But when he kissed her, she disintegrated.
Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed,
and the cowboy shot them.  At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for
you in heaven--with a gun."

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in SUNSET this turn, and let's start 
with a look at some of the teams.  Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for there 
are sorrows to drown for ALL JACKED UP II, whose 1-4-0 this turn dropped them by 7 
into 11th.  The BEN'S BAZAAR guild has had a 4-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in 
the future.  You never know where this kind of thing can lead.  And let's see, 
CHICKENHAWK fought JACK SABBATH and gained 26 points and contributed to TOON INN's 
2-3-1.  JACK SABBATH has lost to CHICKENHAWK, falling 22 points, while helping make 
ALL JACKED UP II a 1-4-0 turn.  BLAKMOON challenged for the Duelmastership this turn, 
attempting to dethrone D.R.I.'s warrior.  And not without some honor, BLAKMOON now 
claims the title and throne of Duelmaster of SUNSET.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I 
have heard from unimpeachable sources that Cagliostro's Castle uses trolls in their 
stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  I also notice that the NOMADIC 
TRIBE stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on SUNSET, what are you 
afraid of?  And avoiding NOMADIC TRIBE more than any other team we find D.R.I..  
SUNSET, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, sports fans, 
take notice that MUTABA TOI from KANO CLAN was SUNSET's most challenged warrior this 
turn.  In a brave attempt, AJAX from ALL JACKED UP II challenged up 19 points to 
fight IOVIS from the BLOOD AND SAND stable.  AJAX perhaps got its just desserts, 
seeing as it was beat by IOVIS and ended up with 59 recognition points.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  Had I not seen it, it would be hard to believe.  UNDERDOG was sent 
to the Dark Arena and lived to tell about it!  Makes you think, no?  The manager of 
WAR ZONE will not be pleased to learn that SYRIA, a 3-1-0 fighter, has been killed at 
the hands of D.R.I.'s VOW TO DESTROY.  Cagliostro's Castle declares a free round for 
MARIO and all of DEAD LEGENDS, for having revenged ALL JACKED UP II's JACK PIPE for 
killing one of their comrades.  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has 
nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in SUNSET and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in SUNSET again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLAKMOON 7790                18  21  2   119       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-METARU HEI 7058              27  20  0   108       KANO CLAN (106)
 PARK PACE 7919               12   7  0    97       PACE INVADERS (635)
-TOTAL 7612                   18  11  0    95       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 PACEBALL 2 7855              11  12  3    95       PACE INVADERS (635)
 IOVIS 7799                   19  19  1    91       BLOOD AND SAND (600)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATTILA THE BUM 7987          10   9  2    90       D.R.I. (536)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHEATIES 7908                16   8  2    87       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 CHICKENHAWK 7679              5   1  0    86       TOON INN (629)
-TERRE HAUTE 4522             20  14  0    84       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
 LITTLE BOU 7929              12  11  0    81       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 VATICAN VIKING 7992          10   9  0    80       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 7988          9   8  0    73       D.R.I. (536)
 SWEET AGONY 8071              7   2  0    68       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CALIZAR 610                  10   9  1    66       VANGUARD (19)
 SPARTICUS 436                13  22  3    64       VANGUARD (19)
 JACK SABBATH 7891            14  12  1    63       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 AJAX 7996                    12   7  0    59       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 REMIME BURR MI 8070           8   3  0    59       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRUTUS TIMBLIN 8138           7   3  0    56       ANVENGEN'S EDGE (652)
 LEADFOOT 609                  9  11  3    49       VANGUARD (19)
 UNDERDOG 7646                 8   3  1    48       TOON INN (629)
 MASTODONNA 8048               7   6  0    48       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 ANVENGEN KALE 8142            6   8  0    47       ANVENGEN'S EDGE (652)
 CORWIN 8086                   6   3  0    45       AMBER (646)
-BUMBLE 7632                   4   4  0    45       SNOW FORT (628)
 THEODORE PRESCOTT 8136        7   7  1    44       ANVENGEN'S EDGE (652)
 JACKXEL ROSE 8091             5   3  0    42       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
-FEARIO 8055                   7   5  2    41       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 HALBARAD 8012                 8  10  1    39       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 DOGMA: I AM GOD 8105          4   1  0    38       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 MEISHI NIBAN 7727             9  10  0    37       KANO CLAN (106)
 PACESON VOORHEES 8045         7   4  1    37       PACE INVADERS (635)
-L9W DOG 7022                  3   2  0    37       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
 THEOKOLES 8001                8  11  0    35       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 BENEDICT 8085                 7   2  0    35       AMBER (646)
 AZU LAYDYING 8099             6   2  0    35       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VOW TO DESTROY 8146           4   1  1    33       D.R.I. (536)
 MARIO 8111                    3   4  0    33       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 MUTABA TOI 7860               6   4  0    32       KANO CLAN (106)
-SNOW MAN 7629                 2   6  0    32       SNOW FORT (628)
 GERARD 8082                   5   4  0    30       AMBER (646)
 PACE FREHLEY 8116             4   0  0    29       PACE INVADERS (635)
 -10 ATTACK 7906               2  23  0    29       D.R.I. (536)
 LUNAR ECLIPSE 8159            3   0  0    28       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 DENNIS SINNED 8104            3   4  0    25       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 NOW, I WON 8102               2   3  0    25       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 AVENGING HARLOT 8148          3   2  1    24       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRASGAR FINCHLY 8139          4   6  0    22       ANVENGEN'S EDGE (652)
 ASHUR 8117                    3   4  1    22       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 GRINDSTONE 8162               3   0  0    22       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 NECROSIS 8160                 2   1  1    22       WAR ZONE (650)
 KID ICARUS 8175               1   0  0    22       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 ELLA VADER 8163               2   1  0    19       VANGUARD (19)
 PACE HARDWARE 8167            1   1  0    17       PACE INVADERS (635)
 HUMDRUM BUM 8081              3   5  0    16       VANGUARD (19)
 ISRAEL 8127                   3   2  0    16       WAR ZONE (650)
 JACK HANDY 8087               3   6  0    15       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 KERU GREENSCOUT 8171          1   0  0    15       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 NUMBMY SMURF 8165             1   0  0    15       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 JACK PIPE 8120                3   2  1    14       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 BLEYS 8114                    3   4  0    13       AMBER (646)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CADAMUS FELL 8137             3   4  0    13       ANVENGEN'S EDGE (652)
 DUKE NUKE'M 8107              2   5  0    13       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 BABY BAB 8106                 2   3  0    11       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 HWANG PO 7901                 2   3  1    10       KANO CLAN (106)
 NORMANDY 8173                 1   0  0    10       WAR ZONE (650)
-SNOWBALL 8076                 0   4  0    10       SNOW FORT (628)
 ROTATOR 8103                  2   3  0     9       CRACKED REAR VIEW (648)
 OMAR GOSH 8147                1   4  1     8       D.R.I. (536)
 BERLIN 8161                   1   2  0     7       WAR ZONE (650)
 DONKEY KONG 8151              1   3  0     6       DEAD LEGENDS (649)
 WILD VERDICT 8166             1   1  0     6       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 BARCA 8168                    1   1  0     5       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-SATCHEL 7033                  0   1  0     1       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
 KUNG-LAO 8176                 0   1  0     1       DEAD LEGENDS (649)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLOODY BILL 8172        0  1 0 AMBER 646            STONE GOLEM           756  NONE
RANDOM 8092             2  2 0 AMBER 646            OMAR GOSH 8147        752  REVENGED
BIRTHDAY BOY 8040       7  6 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     CALIZAR 610           754  REVENGED
SLAVE MEAT 8174         0  1 0 BLOOD AND SAND 600   BLACK ORC             756  NONE
BLACK ORC               0  0 0 DARK ARENA           UNDERDOG 7646         756  NONE
LUIGI 8108              1  3 0 DEAD LEGENDS 649     JACK PIPE 8120        754  JUST REVENGED
PRINCESS PEACH 8110     1  3 0 DEAD LEGENDS 649     ASHUR 8117            753  REVENGED
BERIOS BURNING 7953     9 10 2 NOMADIC TRIBE 160    ATTILA THE BUM 7987   753   
TWILIGHT SCOUT 8059     5  5 0 NOMADIC TRIBE 160    FEARIO 8055           754   
CAPSIZED CRUNCH 8155    0  2 0 THE CEREAL KILLE 627 HWANG PO 7901         755   
EXORCRISP 8156          0  2 0 THE CEREAL KILLE 627 NECROSIS 8160         755   
CAPTAIN CAVEMAN 7978    0  1 0 TOON INN 629         SPYMASTER             756  NONE
TENNESSE TUXEDO 7939    0  1 0 TOON INN 629         MR. TWISTER           756  NONE
TOM SLICK 7710          2  4 0 TOON INN 629         DARK CHAMPION         756  NONE
SYRIA 8128              3  2 0 WAR ZONE 650         VOW TO DESTROY 8146   756   
VENEZUELA 8130          0  1 0 WAR ZONE 650         AVENGING HARLOT 8148  752  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Omar Gosh -- You may now consider the matter of the Blood Feud closed. -- Oberon, Mgr
Amber Stable (a wholly owned subsidiary of Trump Gladiatorial Enterprises)

Donkey Kong -- Now that I have defeated the gorilla, do I get to save the princess?
-- Corwin

Theokoles -- A winning record?  How bizarre.  It just feels right though, you know?
-- Gerard

Hwang Po -- I can't remember, aren't you the blind Kung Fu Master?  That could be a
real liability for you, here. -- Bleys

Sweet Agony -- Brutus wanted to say very... offensive things as to his defeat.  I,
However, have pacified hem for the moment.  Very good fight, it's nice to see another
ultra fast striker on the sands. -- Avengen Kale

Cult Member -- You're so angry!  But, then again, I'd be angry if I got shield-bashed
into next week, too.  Go back to worship/obsessing over whatever silly thing it was
that you were before you matched me. -- Cade Fell

Snow Man -- I guess your just better tahn me.  I'll let it go then. -- Theodore
Prescott

Humdrum Bum -- My good sir, that is more fun then I have had on the sands in a long
time.  Good show! -- Drasgar Finchly

Bemime Burr Mi -- That reminds me of the duels between Samurai.  Guess I'm just
quicker.  I'll remember that. -- Anvengen Kale

L9w Dog -- Impressive.  Can you do it again? -- Bleys, sharpening his Halbard

Jack Sabbath -- Sorry to do that to a style brother, but at this point I gotta do
what I gotta do, ya know? -- Blakmoon

Meishi Niban -- It's like whack-a-mole, really... -- Mastodonna

Jack Handy -- Bet you thought you had me, huh? -- Azu L.

Snowball -- You're makin' me look good here.  My thanks! -- Grindstone

Cheaties -- I'll take the loss for the survival and the skillage!  Did I have you
worried for just a second there?? -- Sweet Agony

Nomad -- Congrats on finally getting Ironwood out of here!  Wow, 4 CN trains but you
couldn't be bothered to get that WT to 5, eh?  Maybe that's what caused that final
challenge! ;)--Stik

LP Build A Bard -- Congrats on your invite!  Always like to see a waste do well.
Mostly just ours, I guess, but we're "wasteless" at the moment, so you can sit in! --
Stik and G.F.

LP Gannicus -- Same to you!  Surviving the Arena of Death is no small feat, ever.
Enjoy Immortality! -- G.F.

Wow, when did we turn into the all-bashers arena?!??  That's astounding, 14 of the
idiots running around!

Scorpio -- If I didn't say so earlier, WELCOME to Sunset!  I've been slacking in my
"Friendly Delarquan" duties around here lately.  We can always use another blood-
thirsty stable on the sands and a voice in the PAs!  Nice job taking the top team on
the move away from me last turn, can you do it a second turn?  You and your squad
should drop by the Broken Bone if you haven't already, first round's on us! -- Stik
and Grim Fandango

DM Attilla the Bum -- Congrats on the throne ya bum! -- Ben's Bazaar

Grim Fandango -- 11-4-2?  Nice record! - Ben's Bazaar

Iovis -- Popularity leader?  Really?  I don't see it. -- Build A Bard

Calizar -- Now that that is done, have good career but I advise you to avoid us. --
Vatican Viking

Oski Noble -- I would say noble effort but I was told by my mum not to lie. -- Remime
Burr Mi

     Not even a little white lie? -- Barrent of Osksi, not really whining, but...

Pace Hardware -- You should try and pace yourself, big guy. -- Avenging Harlot

All that participated in the tourney -- We brought home a couple of TVs, a few if you
count ADM level guys.  Good show guys!!! -- Gentleben and Ben's Bazaar

DM Attila and DRI -- Let's just assume that for his final fight we let the 3-wit Lord
Protector fill out his own dance card.  That would explain that challenge, right?
That's better than admitting that I mixed up the bloodfeuds isn't it?  What a dumb
mistake.  For Ironwood. -- Nomad and the Tribe

Snow Man -- Even a Sunset can be too much for some snowmen.  And yeah, it was a bit
of an FE advantage for me, but then you shouldn't be ranked above me, right? --
Halbarad

Park Pace -- Maybe I put too much effort into write Woody's column and not enough
into practice.  Gotta practice more. -- Little Bou

Israel -- Just standing there and taking it.  Somehow that doesn't seem like living
up to your name. -- Lunar Eclipse

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

UNDERDOG unbelievably slew BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
TOM SLICK was killed by DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
TENNESSE TUXEDO was assassinated by MR. TWISTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SLAVE MEAT was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
BLOODY BILL was slain by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
CAPTAIN CAVEMAN was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
MARIO vanquished JACK PIPE in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
BLAKMOON overpowered ATTILA THE BUM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl.
PACEBALL 2 overpowered JOHN WAYNE GACY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SPARTICUS was viciously subdued by VATICAN VIKING in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
AJAX was vanquished by IOVIS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CALIZAR overpowered MASTODONNA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HALBARAD was defeated by LEADFOOT in a exciting 1 minute Challenge match.
ANVENGEN KALE was devastated by SWEET AGONY in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
REMIME BURR MI demolished PACESON VOORHEES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DOGMA: I AM GOD savagely defeated -10 ATTACK in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
NOW, I WON lost to AZU LAYDYING in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
BENEDICT unbelievably bested AVENGING HARLOT in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
BABY BAB was handily defeated by MUTABA TOI in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
HWANG PO was devastated by LUNAR ECLIPSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
DONKEY KONG was overpowered by PACE FREHLEY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
VOW TO DESTROY executed SYRIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ELLA VADER overcame WILD VERDICT in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge competition.
BARCA was overpowered by GERARD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PACE HARDWARE demolished HUMDRUM BUM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
BUILD A BARD won victory over LITTLE BOU in a 1 minute master's fray.
PARK PACE overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JACK SABBATH was overpowered by CHICKENHAWK in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
THEOKOLES was overpowered by JACKXEL ROSE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MEISHI NIBAN was vanquished by CORWIN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BRUTUS TIMBLIN handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven bout.
THEODORE PRESCOTT overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute brutal uneven competition.
DUKE NUKE'M was defeated by DENNIS SINNED in a action packed 1 minute gruesome fight.
BLEYS was overpowered by NECROSIS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ASHUR savagely defeated CADAMUS FELL in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
DRASGAR FINCHLY was beaten by GRINDSTONE in a 4 minute veteran vs. amateur upset fray.
JACK HANDY was luckily beaten by ISRAEL in a exciting 3 minute brutal struggle.
BERLIN was outwaited by NUMBMY SMURF in a action packed 10 minute bout.
ROTATOR was overpowered by KID ICARUS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OMAR GOSH was handily defeated by KERU GREENSCOUT in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
NORMANDY overpowered KUNG-LAO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  17         TOTAL PARRY       31 -  19 -  1      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         LUNGING ATTACK    63 -  50 -  4      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  20 -  1      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         SLASHING ATTACK   40 -  41 -  3      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -  21 -  1      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         AIMED BLOW        49 -  52 -  2      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         BASHING ATTACK    49 -  55 -  5      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         STRIKING ATTACK   55 -  69 -  2      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  11 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  22 -  1      35  |

Turn 756 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        5 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     8 -  9         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  6         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  7         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              AIMED BLOW         2 -  5         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   PARK PACE 7919             12   7  0   97 PACE INVADERS (635)
AIMED BLOW       ATTILA THE BUM 7987        10   9  2   90 D.R.I. (536)
LUNGING ATTACK   CHICKENHAWK 7679            5   1  0   86 TOON INN (629)
WALL OF STEEL    VATICAN VIKING 7992        10   9  0   80 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
STRIKING ATTACK  SWEET AGONY 8071            7   2  0   68 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
SLASHING ATTACK  JACK SABBATH 7891          14  12  1   63 ALL JACKED UP II (616)
TOTAL PARRY      UNDERDOG 7646               8   3  1   48 TOON INN (629)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is IOVIS 7799.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
BERLIN 8161.  The ten other most popular fighters were JACK HANDY 8087, DRASGAR 
FINCHLY 8139, SPARTICUS 436, VATICAN VIKING 7992, AVENGING HARLOT 8148, DOGMA: I AM 
GOD 8105, ELLA VADER 8163, CHICKENHAWK 7679, TOM SLICK 7710, and LEADFOOT 609.

The least popular fighter this week was NUMBMY SMURF 8165.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KUNG-LAO 8176, ROTATOR 8103, BLEYS 8114, MEISHI NIBAN 7727, 
THEOKOLES 8001, LITTLE BOU 7929, HUMDRUM BUM 8081, BARCA 8168, WILD VERDICT 8166, and 
SYRIA 8128.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

STREET LEGAL (21-5869) I MAGI (133)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BUILD A BARD (21-7764) BEN'S BAZAAR (577)

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PARROT KEEPER 6157 (69-48-2)           3  3  0         SEA DOGS             
THELONIUS 6631 (47-39-2)               1  4  0         NOMADIC TRIBE        

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
E AHO LAULA 4224 (66-42-0)             3  3  0         WIDER IS BETTER      
THE PHANTOM 1447 (98-51-4)             3  3  0         THEM                 

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 4697 (56-50-0)     2  3  0         SORE LOSERS          
WHIRLED PEACE 6984 (22-15-2)           0  3  0         BEN & JERRY'S        

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SURLY DECKHAND 6568 (73-73-1)          7  3  0         SEA DOGS             
LEVEL OF MALEVOLENCE 7109 (29-24-3)    5  3  0         DEVIATION            
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE 7642 (20-1-0)     2  3  0         TOON INN             
BONHAM 7738 (19-12-1)                  0  3  0         MASTERS OF MELODY    

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HOEGARDEN 5554 (15-14-0)               4  3  0         REAL BEER            
STELLA ARTOIS 5560 (15-7-0)            0  2  0  DEAD   REAL BEER            
THAT! 5272 (14-5-2)                    0  3  0         REAL BEER            

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WALTER PAYTON 7952 (8-3-0)             8  3  0         THE GRID IRON        
CHICKENHAWK 7679 (4-1-0)               5  3  0         TOON INN             

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
L9W DOG 7022 (2-2-0)                   5  3  0         TRIAL & ERROR        
ATTILA THE BUM 7987 (5-5-1)            4  3  0         D.R.I.               
VATICAN VIKING 7992 (5-5-0)            3  3  0         BEN'S BAZAAR         
SNOW MAN 7629 (0-4-0)                  2  3  0         SNOW FORT            
BUMBLE 7632 (2-2-0)                    1  3  0         SNOW FORT            
ICE HAMMER 7633 (1-3-0)                0  3  0         SNOW FORT            
JOHN WAYNE GACY 7988 (3-5-0)           0  3  0         D.R.I.               
MONTREUX 8026 (2-5-0)                  0  3  0         GRIM FANDANGO        
PUNKSURE 8032 (4-3-0)                  0  3  0  DEAD   GRIM FANDANGO        

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CONQUEST 8008 (1-0-0)                  6  3  0         CHOIR OF ANGELS      
TERRY BRADSHAW 8022 (2-0-0)            6  3  0         THE GRID IRON        
DOMINION 8007 (0-0-0)                  5  3  0         CHOIR OF ANGELS      
MASTODONNA 8048 (2-2-0)                1  3  0         GRIM FANDANGO        

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SHELDON 8063 (0-0-0)                   5  3  0         BIG BANG THEORY      
DALTON 8049 (0-0-0)                    4  3  0  DEAD   SNOW FORT            
LEONARD 8061 (0-0-0)                   3  3  0         BIG BANG THEORY      
HOWARD 8062 (0-0-0)                    2  3  0         BIG BANG THEORY      
PENNY 8064 (0-0-0)                     2  3  0         BIG BANG THEORY      
SNOWBALL 8076 (0-0-0)                  2  3  1         SNOW FORT            
KHALEESI 8078 (0-0-0)                  1  3  0         MAIDENS OF MALICE    
SWEET AGONY 8071 (0-0-0)               1  3  0         GRIM FANDANGO        

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the 
Commission.  Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be 
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.