DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/26/2015    Duedate: 09/08/2015

SOLVEN ARENA

DM-22    TURN-768

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MICHAEL MOORE
THE DEMOCRATS (202)
(22-6410) [13-11-1,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MICHAEL MOORE                  U.S.S.R.
THE DEMOCRATS (202)            RED SCARE (791)
(22-6410) [13-11-1,110]        (22-7252) [2-0-1,28]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MICHAEL MOORE                  MICHAEL MOORE
THE DEMOCRATS (202)            THE DEMOCRATS (202)
(22-6410) [13-11-1,110]        (22-6410) [13-11-1,110]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

RED SCARE (791)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE DEMOCRATS (202)         19
2. RED SCARE (791)             14      THE MENTORS GORE (781)
3. THE MENTORS GORE (781)      11      Unchartered Team
4. 80'S DISCO (361)             0
5. WEIRD STUDENTS (793)         0      RED SCARE (791)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*LATE NITE WARRIORS (468)   1   0  0  100   1/ 4*RED SCARE (791)           5  1 1
 2- 2*WEIRD STUDENTS (793)      23  10  0 69.7   2/ 2 THE DEMOCRATS (202)       5 10 1
 3/ 5*RED SCARE (791)            6   4  1 60.0   3- 3 80'S DISCO (361)          4  4 1
 4/ 3 THE MENTORS GORE (781)    49  39  4 55.7   4/ 5 THE MENTORS GORE (781)    4  4 0
 5- 4 80'S DISCO (361)          48  40  2 54.5   5- 1*WEIRD STUDENTS (793)      3  1 0
 6/ 6 THE DEMOCRATS (202)      214 222 17 49.1   6- 6*LATE NITE WARRIORS (468)  1  0 0
 7- 7 SEA DOGS (786)             8  13  1 38.1   7- 7 SEA DOGS (786)            1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Say good-bye 
to WEIRD STUDENTS, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the RED SCARE 
stable.  For every winner there is a loser.  Speaking of losers, lets take a look at 
WEIRD STUDENTS, who went down to 1st from 5th.  Life is tough.  Coming up with a 
solid 2-0-1 outing, RED SCARE has advanced 3 places in the rankings.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for BERNIE SANDERS, who flew up 16 points in the rankings after mashing 
POLITE BEGGAR like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it 
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  HARRY REID was bested by CHUCKY and drops 4 
points.  Well, if ya don't shows up at the laundromat, ya can'ts wash yer clothes.  
ROCKIT did not fight this week so his title was forfeit.  In front of all the crowds, 
MICHAEL MOORE took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  An 
apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Here is other news that is of note.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they 
will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MICHAEL MOORE 6410           13  11  1   110       THE DEMOCRATS (202)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANDYMAN 7177                10   6  0    74       THE MENTORS GORE (781)
 CHUCKY 7121                  10   5  0    69       THE MENTORS GORE (781)
-SECOND MATE 7157              8   6  1    67       SEA DOGS (786)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MESSY MARK 7240               6   1  0    64       WEIRD STUDENTS (793)
-TRAGIC TOMMY 7241             6   0  0    64       WEIRD STUDENTS (793)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PINHEAD 7202                  6   4  1    52       THE MENTORS GORE (781)
 HARRY REID 7219               6   9  0    38       THE DEMOCRATS (202)
-CHARMING CATHY 7242           4   3  0    38       WEIRD STUDENTS (793)
-RELAX 7180                    2   0  0    38       80'S DISCO (361)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CONAN O'BRIEN 4222            1   0  0    33       LATE NITE WARRIORS (468)
-STEADY STUMPY 7238            3   4  0    32       WEIRD STUDENTS (793)
 FEINSTEIN 7224                7   7  2    30       THE DEMOCRATS (202)
 U.S.S.R. 7252                 2   0  1    28       RED SCARE (791)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COMRADE VLAD 7213             3   0  0    23       RED SCARE (791)
-SHAKE IT UP! 7169             2   4  0    16       80'S DISCO (361)
 BERNIE SANDERS 7266           1   0  1    16       THE DEMOCRATS (202)
 CHUCK SCHUMER 7247            3   6  0    15       THE DEMOCRATS (202)
-THE ROOSTER 7254              1   0  0    12       RED SCARE (791)
-SEX (I'M A) 7245              1   0  0    11       80'S DISCO (361)
-BANG THAT BEAT 7264           0   2  0     2       80'S DISCO (361)
-HANNIBAL 7250                 0   1  0     1       THE MENTORS GORE (781)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRATSFAN NOBLE          0  0 0                      U.S.S.R. 7252         768  NONE
POLITE BEGGAR           0  0 0                      BERNIE SANDERS 7266   768  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MICHAEL MOORE devastated CANDYMAN in a 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
CHUCKY vanquished HARRY REID in a 1 minute uneven battle.
PINHEAD demolished FEINSTEIN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CHUCK SCHUMER was bested by COMRADE VLAD in a 2 minute contest.
U.S.S.R. assassinated FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BERNIE SANDERS butchered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  14 -  3      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   8 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW        10 -  13 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 768 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  MICHAEL MOORE 6410         13  11  1  110 THE DEMOCRATS (202)
AIMED BLOW       CANDYMAN 7177              10   6  0   74 THE MENTORS GORE (781)
LUNGING ATTACK   CHUCKY 7121                10   5  0   69 THE MENTORS GORE (781)
WALL OF STEEL    PINHEAD 7202                6   4  1   52 THE MENTORS GORE (781)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MICHAEL MOORE 6410.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MICHAEL MOORE 6410.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHUCKY 7121, 
CHUCK SCHUMER 7247, COMRADE VLAD 7213, PINHEAD 7202, BERNIE SANDERS 7266, CANDYMAN 
7177, FEINSTEIN 7224, U.S.S.R. 7252, HARRY REID 7219, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was HARRY REID 7219.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were U.S.S.R. 7252, FEINSTEIN 7224, CANDYMAN 7177, BERNIE SANDERS 7266, 
PINHEAD 7202, COMRADE VLAD 7213, CHUCK SCHUMER 7247, CHUCKY 7121, MICHAEL MOORE 6410, 
and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ROCKIT (22-6953) 80'S DISCO (361)