DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/20/2015    Duedate: 06/02/2015

SOLVEN ARENA

DM-22    TURN-761

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FENDER
ARE YOU ? (768)
(22-7186) [15-6-0,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FENDER                         MESSY MARK
ARE YOU ? (768)                WEIRD STUDENTS (793)
(22-7186) [15-6-0,117]         (22-7240) [2-1-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JOHN EDWARDS                   ROAD KILL
THE DEMOCRATS (202)            THE MENTORS GORE (781)
(22-6399) [9-12-1,89]          (22-7222) [4-3-1,49]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WEIRD STUDENTS (793)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WEIRD STUDENTS (793)        34
2. THE MENTORS GORE (781)      26      THE MENTORS GORE (781)
3. 80'S DISCO (361)             8      Unchartered Team
4. ARE YOU ? (768)              8
5. MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)        0      WEIRD STUDENTS (793)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)     34  14  2 70.8   1/ 4*WEIRD STUDENTS (793)      8  7 0
 2/ 2 THE MENTORS GORE (781)    45  35  4 56.3   2/ 3 80'S DISCO (361)          7  3 0
 3/ 3 80'S DISCO (361)          44  36  1 55.0   3/ 5 ARE YOU ? (768)           6  4 0
 4/ 4*WEIRD STUDENTS (793)       8   7  0 53.3   4/ 1 THE MENTORS GORE (781)    6  6 0
 5/ 5 THE DEMOCRATS (202)      199 207 16 49.0   5/ 2 THE DEMOCRATS (202)       6  9 0
 6/ 7 ARE YOU ? (768)          127 162  6 43.9   6- 7 MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)     1  1 0
 7- 8*RED SCARE (791)            1   3  0 25.0   7- 8*RED SCARE (791)           1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome SOLVEN.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights have 
I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  Bein' on top is great while 
it lasts, THE MENTORS GORE.  But how many friends do you have now?  Ya gotta be quick 
on yer feet!  Keep your elbow off the table!  Thrust!  Block out the pain!  WEIRD 
STUDENTS is now ranked 1st with a 3-2-0 turn.  What's with CANDYMAN?  He actually 
beat SOLVEN's M. CHARDINEE, and walked away with 18 more points from the fight.  
Laughs were big at WEIRD STUDENTS while they watched BROKEN BETTY clobber CHUCK 
SCHUMER.  He lost 9 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  
CONFUSION was reminded on the sands why FENDER is Duelmaster.  Advice to fighters 
with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  The most avoided team was 
ARE YOU ?.  The bums at THE DEMOCRATS couldn't face the challenges from ARE YOU ?!  
No excuse for that!  What do people see in PURPLE ARMOR?  His 6-2-0?  ARE YOU ? ain't 
talkin', but he's got 31 points.   
     Warriors of SOLVEN unite.  You have only your games to lose!  How long have I 
been here?  I got people to see, places to go...   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  
SOLVEN is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Time for my 
medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FENDER 7186                  15   6  0   117       ARE YOU ? (768)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROCKIT 6953                  14   5  1   108       80'S DISCO (361)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOHN EDWARDS 6399             9  12  1    89       THE DEMOCRATS (202)
 MICHAEL MOORE 6410            9   9  1    85       THE DEMOCRATS (202)
 CONFUSION 6874               11   7  0    82       80'S DISCO (361)
 CANDYMAN 7177                10   4  0    80       THE MENTORS GORE (781)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIRE 7160                    15  12  2    60       ARE YOU ? (768)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHUCKY 7121                   8   5  0    54       THE MENTORS GORE (781)
 ROAD KILL 7222                4   3  1    49       THE MENTORS GORE (781)
 PINHEAD 7202                  4   4  1    37       THE MENTORS GORE (781)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MESSY MARK 7240               2   1  0    33       WEIRD STUDENTS (793)
 TRAGIC TOMMY 7241             3   0  0    32       WEIRD STUDENTS (793)
 PURPLE ARMOR 7211             6   2  0    31       ARE YOU ? (768)
 FEINSTEIN 7224                5   3  2    29       THE DEMOCRATS (202)
-MAULTESE FALCON 6729          3   1  0    25       MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROKEN BETTY 7239             2   1  0    21       WEIRD STUDENTS (793)
 SHAKE IT UP! 7169             2   2  0    18       80'S DISCO (361)
 HARRY REID 7219               3   6  0    15       THE DEMOCRATS (202)
-SEX (I'M A) 7245              1   0  0    11       80'S DISCO (361)
 CHARMING CATHY 7242           1   2  0     9       WEIRD STUDENTS (793)
-COMRADE VLAD 7213             1   0  0     9       RED SCARE (791)
 STEADY STUMPY 7238            0   3  0     7       WEIRD STUDENTS (793)
 CHUCK SCHUMER 7247            1   2  0     5       THE DEMOCRATS (202)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Rockit -- That dance sucked. You broke my toy. That was my favorite toy too. Bully. -- 
Al Gore

Fender -- Grats on the win. John Edwards did not deserve the throne, yet. -- Al Gore

Broken Betty -- Thanks for the one whole skill. -- Al Gore

Pinhead -- If Feinstein could have thrown 1 crit in the first minute, that would have 
been a quick win. Grats ya scum. -- Al Gore

Steady Stumpy -- That was a lot of action for 1 minute. Good stuff. Thank for the 
skills! -- Al Gore

Democrats -- Clearly, I'm not ready for the Top Dog Senate Democrat yet -- Broken 
Betty

Schumer -- Betty said you weren't going to hit me --- boy was she wrong.  Grats. -- 
Stumpy

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ROCKIT devastated JOHN EDWARDS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ROAD KILL won victory over PURPLE ARMOR in a action packed 5 minute Challenge battle.
FENDER demolished CONFUSION in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
MICHAEL MOORE devastated CHUCKY in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
CANDYMAN devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
PINHEAD was savagely defeated by FIRE in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
MESSY MARK handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HARRY REID was vanquished by TRAGIC TOMMY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FEINSTEIN vanquished STEADY STUMPY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SHAKE IT UP! viciously subdued CHARMING CATHY in a 5 minute brutal novice's fight.
BROKEN BETTY handily defeated CHUCK SCHUMER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         LUNGING ATTACK    38 -  26 -  1      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  14 -  1      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        23 -  25 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  17 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  14 -  0      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 761 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   FENDER 7186                15   6  0  117 ARE YOU ? (768)
AIMED BLOW       CONFUSION 6874             11   7  0   82 80'S DISCO (361)
BASHING ATTACK   FIRE 7160                  15  12  2   60 ARE YOU ? (768)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JOHN EDWARDS 6399.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ROAD KILL 7222.  The ten other most popular fighters were FIRE 7160, SHAKE 
IT UP! 7169, CHARMING CATHY 7242, FENDER 7186, MICHAEL MOORE 6410, CANDYMAN 7177, 
ROCKIT 6953, PINHEAD 7202, MESSY MARK 7240, and TRAGIC TOMMY 7241.

The least popular fighter this week was PURPLE ARMOR 7211.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CHUCK SCHUMER 7247, HARRY REID 7219, CONFUSION 6874, JOHN 
EDWARDS 6399, STEADY STUMPY 7238, CHUCKY 7121, BROKEN BETTY 7239, FEINSTEIN 7224, 
TRAGIC TOMMY 7241, and MESSY MARK 7240.

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.