DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/14/2015    Duedate: 01/27/2015

SOLVEN ARENA

DM-22    TURN-752

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CHARLES RANGEL
THE DEMOCRATS (202)
(22-6229) [11-12-1,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHARLES RANGEL                 SECOND MATE
THE DEMOCRATS (202)            SEA DOGS (786)
(22-6229) [11-12-1,112]        (22-7157) [4-1-1,50]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ROE V WADE                     JOHN EDWARDS
THE DEMOCRATS (202)            THE DEMOCRATS (202)
(22-6226) [16-9-0,99]          (22-6399) [6-6-1,70]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE DEMOCRATS (202)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE DEMOCRATS (202)         51
2. ARE YOU ? (768)             35      THE MENTORS GORE (781)
3. PRIME MEAT (773)            22      Unchartered Team
4. SEA DOGS (786)              17
5. THE MENTORS GORE (781)       0      SEA DOGS (786)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE MENTORS GORE (781)    23  21  2 52.3   1/ 2 THE DEMOCRATS (202)      10  5 0
 2/ 3*SEA DOGS (786)             4   4  1 50.0   2/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)       8  7 1
 3/ 5 THE DEMOCRATS (202)      179 182 13 49.6   3/ 3 THE MENTORS GORE (781)    6  4 1
 4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)      531 553 13 49.0   4/ 4*PRIME MEAT (773)          5 10 2
 5/ 6 ARE YOU ? (768)          111 145  6 43.4   5/ 5 ARE YOU ? (768)           4  9 0
 6/ 7*PRIME MEAT (773)           5  10  2 33.3   6/ 7*SEA DOGS (786)            2  4 1
 7- 8*HEAD HUNTERS II (529)      0   4  0  0.0   7- 8*HEAD HUNTERS II (529)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, SOLVEN?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, MIDDLE WAY 15, since THE 
DEMOCRATS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, we're 
all terribly impressed to see DA 53 win a fight and gain 14 points, terribly.  Tsk, 
tsk, CONTAMINATED beat JULIAN FRYE and JULIAN FRYE lost 8 points.  You're breakin' my 
heart.  CHARLES RANGEL challenged SOLVEN's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And 
it's out with the old, in with the new, as CHARLES RANGEL takes the Title and last 
week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood 
today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, 
SOLVEN?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  SOLVEN, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  
THE DEMOCRATS the most avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And 
who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It 
was THE MENTORS GORE.  Ha ha ha ha!  IDRIA JONES was challenged more times this turn 
than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  And we have 
CANDYMAN in a challenge, going down 11 points for the fight.  Guess what?  I thought 
CANDYMAN showed great skill and promise when he won victory over JAYNE PENN.  All 
right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  We're all going to die in the end, so why 
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the SOLVEN arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of SOLVEN.  I feel much better now.  Glad to see the 
back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHARLES RANGEL 6229          11  12  1   112       THE DEMOCRATS (202)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROE V WADE 6226              16   9  0    99       THE DEMOCRATS (202)
 ALIEN 7113                    9   3  1    95       THE MENTORS GORE (781)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NYSSA RYE 7045               21  24  2    89       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 FENDER 7186                   9   3  0    88       ARE YOU ? (768)
 JOHN EDWARDS 6399             6   6  1    70       THE DEMOCRATS (202)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIRE 7160                    10   8  2    55       ARE YOU ? (768)
 CANDYMAN 7177                 5   0  0    52       THE MENTORS GORE (781)
 NORM RIDDLE 7085             10  21  0    51       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 SECOND MATE 7157              4   1  1    50       SEA DOGS (786)
 CONTAMINATED 7206             2   0  1    44       PRIME MEAT (773)
 JAYNE PENN 7162               6  12  2    37       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MICHAEL MOORE 6410            4   5  1    31       THE DEMOCRATS (202)
 CHUCKY 7121                   4   2  0    25       THE MENTORS GORE (781)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JULIAN FRYE 7194              5   2  0    20       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 IDRIA JONES 7203              3   1  0    18       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 FILET MIGNON 7007             2   1  0    16       PRIME MEAT (773)
 DA 53 7207                    1   0  0    14       ARE YOU ? (768)
 PURPLE ARMOR 7211             1   0  0    14       ARE YOU ? (768)
 DELMONICO 7009                0   3  0     7       PRIME MEAT (773)
 PINHEAD 7202                  1   1  1     5       THE MENTORS GORE (781)
-VORAN 4603                    0   1  0     3       HEAD HUNTERS II (529)
 SCAR 7209                     0   1  0     1       THE MENTORS GORE (781)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 7208                0  1 0 ARE YOU ? 768        BANDIT PRINCE         752  NONE
LITTLE WORLD 7189       6  3 0 ARE YOU ? 768        JAYNE PENN 7162       750   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HOWIE B. GONE 7192      3  3 0 MIDDLE WAY 15 747    FIRE 7160             748  REVENGED
NO GOOD 7217            0  1 0 PRIME MEAT 773       BANDIT PRINCE         752  NONE
NY STRIP 7010           1  2 1 PRIME MEAT 773       MOUNTAIN TROLL        752  NONE
SPOILED 7205            0  1 0 PRIME MEAT 773       PINHEAD 7202          751   
TROLL OVERBOARD 7155    0  1 0 SEA DOGS 786         BANDIT PRINCE         752  NONE
ENVIRONMENTALIST 6427   1  5 0 THE DEMOCRATS 202    SPYMASTER             752  NONE
BLOOD CLOT 7182         2  4 0 THE MENTORS GORE 781 SECOND MATE 7157      751   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Alien -- That was not very nice.  You Cis types really annoy me.  Choke on those
skills. -- Al Gore

Delmonico -- Hope I didn't ruin your pretty face. -- Al Gore

Norm Riddle -- I like it when my opponents fight on their backs.  Almost feel bad for
that whooping, almost. -- Al Gore

Chucky -- Well, you just confirmed my suspicions.  Environmentalist is not true and
dedicated to saving the planet.  So he gets to redeem himself in the night fight. --
Al Gore

Silver Seas -- Enjoy your retirement.  Now that we have Affordable Healthcare for
all, you can get your groin fixed. -- Al Gore

Middle Way -- Glad I can be of assistance. -- Al Gore

Julian Frye -- Nope, not a writer, a film maker.  You should keep an eye out for my
next feature, "Bowling for Talahya". -- Michael Moore

Four more dead.  Will it never end?  They say these Andorian arenas are less deadly,
but is it TRUE?

Roe V Wade -- I was waiting for you, but you didn't show up! -- Nyssa Rye

Al Gore -- Audit?  You want to LISTEN to Julian?  He never has much to say, except
about frying. -- Jorja

It looks like we went three-two, but I wouldn't swear to it.  Some days, numbers just
don't speak to me. -- Nyssa Rye

     Who'd want them to?

John Edwards -- I don't think "exciting" is the word I'd use to describe that match.
How about "terrifying"?  You are one nasty babe. -- Norm Riddle

NY Strip -- Sounds raunchy.  I'm sure my dear old Gramma wouldn't want me associating
with you. -- Julian Frye

Filly Mignon -- Remind me not to bet on you in the races. -- Idria Jones

Fire -- Extinguished, at least for now. -- Nyssa Rye

Candyman -- Bleh.  Too much sugar. -- Jayne Penn

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ENVIRONMENTALIST was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
NY STRIP was dispatched by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
TROLL OVERBOARD was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
NO GOOD was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
SECOND MATE bested NORM RIDDLE in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
CHARLES RANGEL defeated ALIEN in a exciting 3 minute Challenge Title struggle.
ROE V WADE devastated NYSSA RYE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
JOHN EDWARDS viciously subdued FIRE in a action packed 2 minute Challenge melee.
CANDYMAN won victory over JAYNE PENN in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
CONTAMINATED vanquished JULIAN FRYE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MICHAEL MOORE beat IDRIA JONES in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
DELMONICO was beaten by CHUCKY in a exciting 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.
FENDER devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
PINHEAD was demolished by DA 53 in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FILET MIGNON savagely defeated SCAR in a 2 minute gory amateur's conflict.
PURPLE ARMOR vanquished POLITE BEGGAR in a crowd boring 4 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       7         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW        19 -  10 -  1      66  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  25 -  0      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  19 -  4      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   9 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  10 -  1      23  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 752 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ROE V WADE 6226            16   9  0   99 THE DEMOCRATS (202)
LUNGING ATTACK   ALIEN 7113                  9   3  1   95 THE MENTORS GORE (781)
BASHING ATTACK   FIRE 7160                  10   8  2   55 ARE YOU ? (768)
AIMED BLOW       CANDYMAN 7177               5   0  0   52 THE MENTORS GORE (781)
WALL OF STEEL    SECOND MATE 7157            4   1  1   50 SEA DOGS (786)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ROE V WADE 6226.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JOHN EDWARDS 6399.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHARLES RANGEL 6229, 
FILET MIGNON 7007, NORM RIDDLE 7085, FENDER 7186, NY STRIP 7010, SECOND MATE 7157, 
ALIEN 7113, CANDYMAN 7177, CHUCKY 7121, and SCAR 7209.

The least popular fighter this week was PURPLE ARMOR 7211.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PINHEAD 7202, JULIAN FRYE 7194, NYSSA RYE 7045, NO GOOD 7217, 
DA1 7208, TROLL OVERBOARD 7155, ENVIRONMENTALIST 6427, DA 53 7207, DELMONICO 7009, 
and IDRIA JONES 7203.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ROE V WADE (22-6226) THE DEMOCRATS (202)