DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/14/2015    Duedate: 05/27/2015

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-763

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BABY BACK RIBS
SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
(24-5049) [10-1-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BABY BACK RIBS                 JETHRO
SHEWISH BUFFET (510)           W.S.W.I. (503)
(24-5049) [10-1-0,108]         (24-4968) [4-1-1,52]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

EL SEGUNDO                     BABY BACK RIBS
TRIBE (507)                    SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
(24-5111) [17-6-0,93]          (24-5049) [10-1-0,108]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TRIBE (507)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WEIRD STUDENTS (528)        47
2. W.S.W.I. (503)              23      SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
3. TRIBE (507)                  8      Unchartered Team
4. DEVIL'S CHILDREN (526)       7
5. ANGELS OF DEATH (527)        0      WEIRD STUDENTS (528)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WEIRD STUDENTS (528)       8   2  0 80.0   1/ 2 TRIBE (507)               9  3 1
 2/ 0*W.S.W.I. (503)             4   1  1 80.0   2/ 1 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)      9  5 1
 3/ 4*DEVIL'S CHILDREN (526)     4   2  0 66.7   3/ 3*WEIRD STUDENTS (528)      8  2 0
 4/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)      68  35  4 66.0   4- 5*ANGELS OF DEATH (527)     2  5 0
 5/ 3 TRIBE (507)              187 110 14 63.0   5/ 0*W.S.W.I. (503)            1  0 0
 6- 6*ANGELS OF DEATH (527)      2   5  0 28.6   6/ 6*DEVIL'S CHILDREN (526)    1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
ZORPUNT brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, SHEWISH BUFFET, since 
TRIBE took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Gee, I'm impressed, a 
4-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, WEIRD STUDENTS, the Fates teach humility, and the 
Fates are proud.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see WHOOPIE DOO win a 
fight and gain 25 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, JETHRO beat DWES EG SALAD and DWES EG 
SALAD lost 20 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, in with 
the new, as BABY BACK RIBS takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old 
Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you 
think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  SHEWISH 
BUFFET, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  
Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And it looks like DEVIL'S CHILDREN 
avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  
Hmph.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  We're all going to die in the end, so why 
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     There's got to be a better place in ZORPUNT to get a drink than The Welcome 
Wench!  Any suggestions?  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave the fine city 
of ZORPUNT.  I feel much better now.  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must 
leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BABY BACK RIBS 5049          10   1  0   108       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-Q-TIP 5090                   16   4  0   111       TRIBE (507)
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084          31  13  0   106       TRIBE (507)
 JAROBI 5158                  14   8  2    99       TRIBE (507)
 EL SEGUNDO 5111              17   6  0    93       TRIBE (507)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PEANUT BLUBBER 5210           4   0  0    57       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JETHRO 4968                   4   1  1    52       W.S.W.I. (503)
 WHOOPIE DOO 5196              3   3  2    51       TRIBE (507)
 PYRE 5192                     4   2  0    39       DEVIL'S CHILDREN (526)
 CINNAMON TROLL 5074           5   2  2    35       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DWES EG SALAD 5066            8   5  0    31       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
 RECKLESS RITA 5205            2   0  0    30       WEIRD STUDENTS (528)
 MUNDANE MIKE 5206             2   0  0    28       WEIRD STUDENTS (528)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAGGY BEN 5207                2   0  0    21       WEIRD STUDENTS (528)
 RAPID RICK 5204               1   1  0    18       WEIRD STUDENTS (528)
 RUNNY LEGS 5211               3   1  0    17       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
 HANDY HAL 5208                1   1  0    12       WEIRD STUDENTS (528)
-AMON 5200                     1   1  0     5       ANGELS OF DEATH (527)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LUCIFER 5202            1  1 0 ANGELS OF DEATH 527  WHOOPIE DOO 5196      762   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EL SEGUNDO was bested by BABY BACK RIBS in a 1 minute master's Title fight.
ILL SUBLIMINAL outlasted CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a slow 14 minute one-sided melee.
JAROBI vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DWES EG SALAD was overpowered by JETHRO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CINNAMON TROLL was devastated by WHOOPIE DOO in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
RUNNY LEGS was defeated by RECKLESS RITA in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
PYRE devastated HANDY HAL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
RAPID RICK overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute beginner's melee.
MUNDANE MIKE vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BAGGY BEN vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK     2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        15 -   7 -  0      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   29 -  21 -  1      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  12 -  3      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 763 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BABY BACK RIBS 5049        10   1  0  108 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
TOTAL PARRY      ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084        31  13  0  106 TRIBE (507)
BASHING ATTACK   JAROBI 5158                14   8  2   99 TRIBE (507)
AIMED BLOW       JETHRO 4968                 4   1  1   52 W.S.W.I. (503)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is EL SEGUNDO 5111.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BABY BACK RIBS 5049.  The ten other most popular fighters were RECKLESS RITA 
5205, PYRE 5192, JAROBI 5158, JETHRO 4968, WHOOPIE DOO 5196, RUNNY LEGS 5211, RAPID 
RICK 5204, MUNDANE MIKE 5206, BAGGY BEN 5207, and EL SEGUNDO 5111.

The least popular fighter this week was ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HANDY HAL 5208, CINNAMON TROLL 5074, DWES EG SALAD 5066, EL 
SEGUNDO 5111, BAGGY BEN 5207, MUNDANE MIKE 5206, RAPID RICK 5204, RUNNY LEGS 5211, 
WHOOPIE DOO 5196, and JETHRO 4968.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

EL SEGUNDO (24-5111) TRIBE (507)