DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/30/2015    Duedate: 05/13/2015

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-762

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

EL SEGUNDO
TRIBE (507)
(24-5111) [17-5-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

EL SEGUNDO                     PYRE
TRIBE (507)                    DEVIL'S CHILDREN (526)
(24-5111) [17-5-0,116]         (24-5192) [3-2-0,32]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

EL SEGUNDO                     PYRE
TRIBE (507)                    DEVIL'S CHILDREN (526)
(24-5111) [17-5-0,116]         (24-5192) [3-2-0,32]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHEWISH BUFFET (510)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WEIRD STUDENTS (528)        62
2. TRIBE (507)                 45      SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
3. DEVIL'S CHILDREN (526)       2      Unchartered Team
4. KRILL CAVALRY (403)          0
5. ANGELS OF DEATH (527)      -24      WEIRD STUDENTS (528)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*WEIRD STUDENTS (528)       4   1  0 80.0   1/ 1 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)     10  3 1
 2/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)      67  32  4 67.7   2/ 2 TRIBE (507)               9  4 1
 3/ 3 TRIBE (507)              184 109 14 62.8   3/ 0*WEIRD STUDENTS (528)      4  1 0
 4/ 1*DEVIL'S CHILDREN (526)     3   2  0 60.0   4- 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       2  3 0
 5- 5 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      %1032 %1146 34 47.4   5/ 4*ANGELS OF DEATH (527)     2  5 0
 6/ 4*ANGELS OF DEATH (527)      2   5  0 28.6   6/ 5*DEVIL'S CHILDREN (526)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Thanks for keeping the throne warm for me, Ill Subliminal.

                                          -- Baby Back Ribs of Shewish Buffet

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in ZORPUNT since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Some people say I ramble 
too much, I don't say anything relevant.  I repeat myself.  I ramble.  Well TRIBE 
moved up 0, to 2nd.  A team with purpose!  A team with the skill to back up their 
boasts!  Getting a 4-1-0 their first time out is WEIRD STUDENTS.  What's with WHOOPIE 
DOO?  He actually beat ANGELS OF DEATH's LUCIFER, and walked away with 19 more points 
from the fight.  Laughs were big at WEIRD STUDENTS while they watched RECKLESS RITA 
clobber AMON.  He lost 15 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. 
I'm sure ZORPUNT is excited about EL SEGUNDO, the new Duelmaster from TRIBE.  
(remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I have...  I suppose you want to hear 
some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Here's some advice:  study your opponent, master many skills, 
fight dirty.   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  Are 
you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EL SEGUNDO 5111              17   5  0   116       TRIBE (507)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-Q-TIP 5090                   16   4  0   111       TRIBE (507)
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084          30  13  0   103       TRIBE (507)
 JAROBI 5158                  13   8  2    96       TRIBE (507)
-CLAY POOLE 5083              18  25  0    92       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 BABY BACK RIBS 5049           9   1  0    92       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LITTLE SMIFF 5060             9  40  1    71       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEANUT BLUBBER 5210           4   0  0    57       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LADYBUG LEE 5175              8   5  2    53       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 DWES EG SALAD 5066            8   4  0    51       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
 CINNAMON TROLL 5074           5   1  2    51       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
-CHUMP LOY 5154                6  15  0    35       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PYRE 5192                     3   2  0    32       DEVIL'S CHILDREN (526)
 RUNNY LEGS 5211               3   0  0    26       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
 WHOOPIE DOO 5196              2   3  2    26       TRIBE (507)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SABRINA STONE 5181            4   5  0    17       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 RECKLESS RITA 5205            1   0  0    17       WEIRD STUDENTS (528)
 MUNDANE MIKE 5206             1   0  0    15       WEIRD STUDENTS (528)
 BAGGY BEN 5207                1   0  0    13       WEIRD STUDENTS (528)
 HANDY HAL 5208                1   0  0    12       WEIRD STUDENTS (528)
 AMON 5200                     1   1  0     5       ANGELS OF DEATH (527)
 RAPID RICK 5204               0   1  0     5       WEIRD STUDENTS (528)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE           0  0 0                      CINNAMON TROLL 5074   762  NONE
BRO 5212                0  1 0 ANGELS OF DEATH 527  BANDIT PRINCE         762  NONE
LUCIFER 5202            1  1 0 ANGELS OF DEATH 527  WHOOPIE DOO 5196      762   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Jorja -- Sorry to see you go.  Hopefully we can join you occasionally in DM-29 and DM-
75. -- One Armed Bandit

Whoopie Doo -- Well whoopie doo. -- Runny Legs of Shewish Buffet

Captured Orc -- How embarrassing... -- Cinnamon Troll of Shewish Buffet

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BRO was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BABY BACK RIBS was vanquished by EL SEGUNDO in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
ILL SUBLIMINAL outlasted M. CHARDINEE in a 9 minute mismatched duel.
JAROBI devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CINNAMON TROLL murdered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
PEANUT BLUBBER vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DWES EG SALAD luckily beat PYRE in a 3 minute bloody brawl.
WHOOPIE DOO assassinated LUCIFER in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
AMON was viciously subdued by RECKLESS RITA in a 2 minute gory duel.
RUNNY LEGS vanquished RAPID RICK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BAGGY BEN overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven match.
HANDY HAL overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a tiresome 7 minute one-sided fight.
MUNDANE MIKE devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK     1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        13 -   6 -  0      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   30 -  20 -  1      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  12 -  3      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 762 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  EL SEGUNDO 5111            17   5  0  116 TRIBE (507)
TOTAL PARRY      ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084        30  13  0  103 TRIBE (507)
BASHING ATTACK   JAROBI 5158                13   8  2   96 TRIBE (507)
AIMED BLOW       PEANUT BLUBBER 5210         4   0  0   57 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is EL SEGUNDO 5111.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PYRE 5192.  The ten other most popular fighters were DWES EG SALAD 5066, RECKLESS 
RITA 5205, EL SEGUNDO 5111, JAROBI 5158, PEANUT BLUBBER 5210, WHOOPIE DOO 5196, RUNNY 
LEGS 5211, BAGGY BEN 5207, MUNDANE MIKE 5206, and BABY BACK RIBS 5049.

The least popular fighter this week was HANDY HAL 5208.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were AMON 5200, LUCIFER 5202, BRO 5212, RAPID RICK 5204, CINNAMON TROLL 
5074, ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084, BABY BACK RIBS 5049, MUNDANE MIKE 5206, BAGGY BEN 5207, 
and RUNNY LEGS 5211.