DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/22/2026    Duedate: 02/04/2026

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM 24    TURN 1039

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SLIVIN
MAGIC REALM (285)
(24-3260) [25-22-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SCUM #2                        POSITION IS EMPTY
MAGIC REALM (285)              
(24-3010) [29-17-0,112]        

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

AMY LEWIS                      MANBEARPIG
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            COVEY VII (487)
(24-5768) [13-56-0,95]         (24-4753) [14-5-0,97]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

RAT PAK (569)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. RAT PAK (569)                 19 
2. MAGIC REALM (285)             15    TEABAG@HOME 24.1 (601)
3. FAR TRAVELERS (598)           8     Unchartered Team
4. TEABAG@HOME 24.1 (601)        2  
5. KRILL CAVALRY (403)           -1    YB'S SPICES (469)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 TEABAG@HOME 24.1 (601)    15   6  1 71.4   1/ 1 RAT PAK (569)             5  6 0
 2- 2 TREEBEARD'S ARMY (600)    97  46  3 67.8   2/ 2 MAGIC REALM (285)         4  1 0
 3/ 3 FAR TRAVELERS (598)       70  36  3 66.0   3/ 4 TEABAG@HOME 24.1 (601)    3  0 1
 4/ 4 MAGIC REALM (285)         93  67  1 58.1   4/ 7 FAR TRAVELERS (598)       2  0 0
 5/ 5 RAT PAK (569)             44  41  2 51.8   5/ 5 COVEY VII (487)           2  1 0
 6/ 6 COVEY VII (487)           14  15  0 48.3   6- 3 TREEBEARD'S ARMY (600)    2  2 0
 7/ 7 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      1370 1574 45 46.5   7/ 6 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       2  4 0
 8- 8 JUST SOME NAMES 2 (556)    3  11  0 21.4   8- 8 JUST SOME NAMES 2 (556)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for ZORPUNT.  The guys at FAR TRAVELERS like 
really pulled together to get a 1-0-0 this turn, moving up by 3.  MVP award for 
SAPPHIRE-RAT?  RAT PAK's proud of him after beating AMY LEWIS and getting 16 points.  
Talk about yer big time losers!  RUBY-RAT got smashed by KANGO KAL, and lost 4 
points!  Was that a tear I saw in SLIVIN's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And 
wasn't MANBEARPIG fit to be tied!  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get 
nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  GUNGA 
GALUNGA returns from the Dark Arena, maybe a "little upset" at his TEABAG@HOME 24.1 
teammates...  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Its been 
really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLIVIN 3260                  25  22  0 109         MAGIC REALM (285)         

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCUM #2 3010                 29  17  0 112         MAGIC REALM (285)         
 SAPPHIRE-RAT 5867            10   7  1 100         RAT PAK (569)             
 MANBEARPIG 4753              14   5  0  97         COVEY VII (487)           
 AMY LEWIS 5768               13  56  0  95         KRILL CAVALRY (403)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SPLINTERMAW 5891              9   3  0  89         TREEBEARD'S ARMY (600)    
 FLEXOR-RAT 5737              11  11  0  84         RAT PAK (569)             
 RUBY-RAT 5754                 9   8  1  83         RAT PAK (569)             
 DIMWIT OVERHILL 5822          7  39  0  68         KRILL CAVALRY (403)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-IRONBOUGH 5941                7   3  0  52         TREEBEARD'S ARMY (600)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FIR FIGHTER 5950              2   1  0  28         TREEBEARD'S ARMY (600)    
-MORGANITE-RAT 5944            4   1  0  24         RAT PAK (569)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LEPER AFFINITY 5936           0   1  0  19         JUST SOME NAMES 2 (556)   

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GUNGA GALUNGA viciously butchered HIGH ELF in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MANBEARPIG was unbelievably bested by SLIVIN in a 5 minute expert's Title battle.
KANGO KAL vanquished RUBY-RAT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SCUM #2 defeated FLEXOR-RAT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody veteran's fight.
AMY LEWIS was vanquished by SAPPHIRE-RAT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DIMWIT OVERHILL was savagely defeated by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   2 -  1      86  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW         5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   6 -  1      70  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  22 -  0      35  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1039 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      SLIVIN 3260                25  22  0  109 MAGIC REALM (285)
LUNGING ATTACK   SAPPHIRE-RAT 5867          10   7  1  100 RAT PAK (569)
WALL OF STEEL    MANBEARPIG 4753            14   5  0   97 COVEY VII (487)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is AMY LEWIS 5768.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MANBEARPIG 4753.  The ten other most popular fighters were FLEXOR-RAT 5737, 
SLIVIN 3260, SAPPHIRE-RAT 5867, SCUM #2 3010, RUBY-RAT 5754, AMY LEWIS 5768, DIMWIT 
OVERHILL 5822,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was DIMWIT OVERHILL 5822.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were AMY LEWIS 5768, RUBY-RAT 5754, SCUM #2 3010, SAPPHIRE-RAT 5867, 
SLIVIN 3260, FLEXOR-RAT 5737, MANBEARPIG 4753,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

KANGO KAL (24-5832) FAR TRAVELERS (598)
GUNGA GALUNGA (24-5859) TEABAG@HOME 24.1 (601)