DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/22/2016    Duedate: 09/03/2016

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-790

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HEISENBERG
SAY MY NAME (510)
(25-5933) [23-4-0,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HEISENBERG                     MOLLY
SAY MY NAME (510)              SHE DEVIL (537)
(25-5933) [23-4-0,100]         (25-5870) [4-1-0,42]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SMOKING MINA                   SMOKING MINA
EMPYREAN COUNCIL (536)         EMPYREAN COUNCIL (536)
(25-5864) [12-18-3,97]         (25-5864) [12-18-3,97]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BERK (539)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BERK (539)                  60
2. SHE DEVIL (537)             17      SAY MY NAME (510)
3. ERRATA (323)                 0      Unchartered Team
4. KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND (363)   0
5. MEDAL OF HONOR IR (523)      0      SHE DEVIL (537)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 MEDAL OF HONOR IR (523)   76  47  3 61.8   1/ 2 BERK (539)                8  2 0
 2/ 2 SAY MY NAME (510)        276 215 15 56.2   2/ 3*SHE DEVIL (537)           5  6 0
 3- 3 ERRATA (323)             315 267 15 54.1   3/ 5 EMPYREAN COUNCIL (536)    5  7 1
 4/ 6 BERK (539)                24  24  0 50.0   4/ 1 SAY MY NAME (510)         5  8 1
 5- 5 KNIGHTS OF THE ROU (363)  73  76  5 49.0   5- 4 MEDAL OF HONOR IR (523)   3  3 0
 6/ 8 EMPYREAN COUNCIL (536)    59  73  8 44.7   6- 6 ERRATA (323)              1  0 0
 7/ 7*SHE DEVIL (537)            7   9  0 43.8   7- 8 KNIGHTS OF THE ROU (363)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Say good-bye to SAY MY NAME, as they are pushed from the coveted top 
team spot by the BERK stable.  Advancing in the rankings was BERK who went from last 
turn's 20-23-0, to this week's record of 24-24-0.  Hey everybody, watch out for 
MEATLUG, who flew up 27 points in the rankings after mashing DOMINO like a melon.  
Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the 
sands.  DOMINO was defeated by MEATLUG and drops 8 points.  Try as hard as the MEDAL 
OF HONOR IR stable might, they were unable to find their warrior (and ex-Duelmaster) 
PRIVATE 3 before this week's fights.  In front of all the crowds, HEISENBERG took the 
Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  Can you believe they are 
paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  This week 17-8-1 JONAS was sent to the Dark Arena.  I know 
a lot of fighters with similar records who might take notice of this.  JONAS says to 
his dog--'Who should I fight this week?'.  Dog says 'TALMOR THE TROLL'.  So the guy 
dies.  Moral?  Put lying dogs to sleep.  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and 
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, there's the manager of the LYRATILAN giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  And remember, you can pick your friends and you can 
pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEISENBERG 5933              23   4  0   100       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ACTIN 5111                   12   6  1   101       KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND (363)
 SMOKING MINA 5864            12  18  3    97       EMPYREAN COUNCIL (536)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEATLUG 5925                  7   0  0    87       BERK (539)
-PSYCH 5851                    7   3  0    82       ERRATA (323)
-PRIVATE 1 5710               19  16  0    79       MEDAL OF HONOR IR (523)
 DOMINO 5865                  17  12  1    78       EMPYREAN COUNCIL (536)
-CRUNCH 5842                   7   7  1    78       ERRATA (323)
-PRIVATE 5 5711               21  13  0    76       MEDAL OF HONOR IR (523)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOOTHLESS 5903                7   3  0    60       BERK (539)
 STORMFLY 5954                 4   0  0    57       BERK (539)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHO'NUFF 5896                10  22  0    52       SAY MY NAME (510)
 HOOKFANG 5949                 5   0  0    51       BERK (539)
 MOLLY 5870                    4   1  0    42       SHE DEVIL (537)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LIZZIE 6003                   2   0  0    29       SHE DEVIL (537)
 DEAD MAN 5945                 6   7  0    25       EMPYREAN COUNCIL (536)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARK FAIRY 5958               5   4  1    21       EMPYREAN COUNCIL (536)
-PRIVATE 4 5979                1   0  0    13       MEDAL OF HONOR IR (523)
 IVANKA 6040                   1   0  0    11       SHE DEVIL (537)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
POLITE BEGGAR           0  0 0                      DARK FAIRY 5958       790  NONE
MILDEW 5967             1  2 0 BERK 539             ROWAN ORC             790  NONE
DA1 6038                0  1 0 SAY MY NAME 510      ROWAN ORC             790  NONE
DA1 6029                1  1 1 SAY MY NAME 510      TOMBSTONE             790  NONE
JONAS 5938             17  8 1 SAY MY NAME 510      TALMOR THE TROLL      790  NONE
NO 6039                 0  1 0 SHE DEVIL 537        HALF-ORC GUARDSM      790  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JONAS was viciously butchered by TALMOR THE TROLL in a 5 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was murdered by TOMBSTONE in a 3 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
MILDEW was assassinated by ROWAN ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
NO was butchered by HALF-ORC GUARDSMAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
DA1 was assassinated by ROWAN ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
SMOKING MINA was bested by HEISENBERG in a popular 5 minute expert's Title brawl.
DOMINO was overpowered by MEATLUG in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MOLLY was savagely defeated by TOOTHLESS in a action packed 3 minute gruesome melee.
SHO'NUFF was viciously subdued by HOOKFANG in a popular 3 minute gruesome duel.
STORMFLY vanquished HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEAD MAN beat FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 4 minute veteran vs. novice melee.
DARK FAIRY killed POLITE BEGGAR in a 4 minute match.
IVANKA bested POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  12 -  0      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   5 -  1      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        17 -  16 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  13 -  1      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  10 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  23 -  1      39  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   6 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  11 -  0      15  |

Turn 790 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      HEISENBERG 5933            23   4  0  100 SAY MY NAME (510)
BASHING ATTACK   MEATLUG 5925                7   0  0   87 BERK (539)
LUNGING ATTACK   DOMINO 5865                17  12  1   78 EMPYREAN COUNCIL (536)
WALL OF STEEL    TOOTHLESS 5903              7   3  0   60 BERK (539)
STRIKING ATTACK  STORMFLY 5954               4   0  0   57 BERK (539)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SMOKING MINA 5864.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SMOKING MINA 5864.  The ten other most popular fighters were HOOKFANG 5949, 
TOOTHLESS 5903, DA1 6029, HEISENBERG 5933, MEATLUG 5925, DARK FAIRY 5958, IVANKA 
6040, STORMFLY 5954, MOLLY 5870, and SHO'NUFF 5896.

The least popular fighter this week was DEAD MAN 5945.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DOMINO 5865, DA1 6038, NO 6039, MILDEW 5967, SHO'NUFF 5896, MOLLY 5870, 
STORMFLY 5954, IVANKA 6040, DARK FAIRY 5958, and MEATLUG 5925.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PRIVATE 3 (25-5713) MEDAL OF HONOR IR (523)
JONAS (25-5938) SAY MY NAME (510)

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.