DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/09/2017    Duedate: 01/21/2017

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-800

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SHO'NUFF
SAY MY NAME (510)
(25-5896) [16-26-1,89]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SHO'NUFF                       POSITION IS EMPTY
SAY MY NAME (510)              
(25-5896) [16-26-1,89]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DEAD BATTERY                   SHO'NUFF
BASH BROS CARS (508)           SAY MY NAME (510)
(25-5558) [5-5-1,48]           (25-5896) [16-26-1,89]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAY MY NAME (510)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SAY MY NAME (510)           14
2. EASTERN HORDE (367)          3      BASH BROS CARS (508)
3. BASH BROS CARS (508)         2      Unchartered Team
4. K IS FOR KILLERS (545)       0
5. BERK (539)                   0      HELLS REWARD (72)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*K IS FOR KILLERS (545)     1   0  0  100   1/ 1 SAY MY NAME (510)         4  4 0
 2/ 2 BASH BROS CARS (508)      38  28  1 57.6   2/ 2 EASTERN HORDE (367)       3  0 0
 3/ 3 SAY MY NAME (510)        297 232 18 56.1   3- 4 BERK (539)                1  0 1
 4- 4 BERK (539)                36  29  1 55.4   4- 3*K IS FOR KILLERS (545)    1  0 0
 5/ 5 EASTERN HORDE (367)       19  20  1 48.7   5/ 5 BASH BROS CARS (508)      1 11 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail LYRATILAN!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for 
your deeds.  And let's see, KING OF QUAM fought SNOOP DOGG and gained 3 points and 
contributed to EASTERN HORDE's 1-0-0.  DEAD BATTERY has lost to RUTHLESS JAYWALKER, 
falling 6 points, while helping make BASH BROS CARS a 1-3-0 turn.  Defending his 
title for another turn, SHO'NUFF kept LYRATILAN's warrior, KHALHUMS DWARF, from 
claiming the throne.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable 
sources that The Mourngrym Inn and Tavern uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about 
gristle!   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  I also notice that the EASTERN HORDE stable 
was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on LYRATILAN, what are you afraid of?  And 
guess who avoided EASTERN HORDE stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was BASH BROS 
CARS.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was EASTERN HORDE's 
warrior KING OF QUAM.  More fighters challenged it than challenged the Duelmaster!   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Is it really true that LYRATILAN has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Always good to rest in LYRATILAN, but never good to wear out my welcome.  
Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHO'NUFF 5896                16  26  1    89       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOOKFANG 5949                11   1  1   159       BERK (539)
-MEATLUG 5925                 10   1  0    94       BERK (539)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TOOTHLESS 5903               10   4  0    81       BERK (539)
 KING OF QUAM 4880             8   4  1    68       EASTERN HORDE (367)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOOR DINGS 5559              16   8  0    58       BASH BROS CARS (508)
-STORMFLY 5954                 4   0  0    57       BERK (539)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNOOP DOGG 6043               6   3  0    48       SAY MY NAME (510)
 DEAD BATTERY 5558             5   5  1    48       BASH BROS CARS (508)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MIKE JONES 6047               4   0  2    32       SAY MY NAME (510)
-SOFA KING 4874                2   2  0    26       EASTERN HORDE (367)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KEVORKIAN 5998                1   0  0    21       K IS FOR KILLERS (545)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JUNKYARD 6068           0  1 0 BASH BROS CARS 508   WASTE MONSTER         800  NONE
MATCHBOX 6069           0  1 0 BASH BROS CARS 508   TALMOR THE TROLL      800  NONE
HEISENBERG 5933        28  7 0 SAY MY NAME 510      HOOKFANG 5949         798   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MATCHBOX was butchered by TALMOR THE TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JUNKYARD was butchered by WASTE MONSTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
SHO'NUFF overcame KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 2 minute veteran's Title match.
KING OF QUAM bested SNOOP DOGG in a 2 minute fight.
DOOR DINGS luckily beat AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
DEAD BATTERY was unbelievably bested by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a popular 1 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   28 -  18 -  5      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   6 -  0      14  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   4 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         AIMED BLOW         0 -  11 -  0       0  |

Turn 800 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         7  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   KING OF QUAM 4880           8   4  1   68 EASTERN HORDE (367)
TOTAL PARRY      DOOR DINGS 5559            16   8  0   58 BASH BROS CARS (508)
STRIKING ATTACK  SNOOP DOGG 6043             6   3  0   48 SAY MY NAME (510)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEAD BATTERY 5558.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SHO'NUFF 5896.  The ten other most popular fighters were SNOOP DOGG 6043, 
DEAD BATTERY 5558, KING OF QUAM 4880, DOOR DINGS 5559, MATCHBOX 6069, JUNKYARD 6068,  
0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was JUNKYARD 6068.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MATCHBOX 6069, DOOR DINGS 5559, KING OF QUAM 4880, DEAD BATTERY 5558, 
SNOOP DOGG 6043, SHO'NUFF 5896,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.