DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/04/2026 Duedate: 05/16/2026
LYRATILAN ARENA
DM 25 TURN 1043
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ALAN JACKSON
GONE COUNTRY (453)
(25-4886) [12-12-0,139]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ALAN JACKSON MALARKEY
GONE COUNTRY (453) WRATHMEN 25-73 (602)
(25-4886) [12-12-0,139] (25-6801) [5-2-1,66]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
CHANELLE ALAN JACKSON
WORKING GIRLS (193) GONE COUNTRY (453)
(25-6796) [8-12-1,41] (25-4886) [12-12-0,139]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE BLUES 25 (581)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GONE COUNTRY (453) 47
2. WORKING GIRLS (193) 21 THE BLUES 25 (581)
3. SAXON (596) 18 Unchartered Team
4. LORDS OF PAIN (604) 13
5. THE BLUES 25 (581) 10 LORDS OF PAIN (604)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*LORDS OF PAIN (604) 2 0 0 100. 1/ 1 THE BLUES 25 (581) 9 6 0
2/ 2*WRATHMEN 25-73 (602) 5 2 1 71.4 2/ 2 GONE COUNTRY (453) 8 7 1
3/ 4 THE BLUES 25 (581) 88 62 2 58.7 3/ 4 NEON GRATITUDE (593) 5 2 0
4- 5 DARQUE AGES (420) 51 41 1 55.4 4/ 7*SAXON (596) 5 8 0
5/ 6 GONE COUNTRY (453) 59 58 5 50.4 5/ 5 WORKING GIRLS (193) 4 8 0
6/ 7 NEON GRATITUDE (593) 54 61 3 47.0 6- 3 DARQUE AGES (420) 3 2 0
7/ 8 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 978 1115 29 46.7 7/ 9*LORDS OF PAIN (604) 2 0 0
8/ 9 WORKING GIRLS (193) 222 288 19 43.5 8/ 6*WRATHMEN 25-73 (602) 2 1 0
9/10*SAXON (596) 5 8 0 38.5 9/10 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Third time as Lyratiran's Duelmaster is a charm? I am back y'all. As I keep asking,
why am I still Lyratiran's most challenged warrior? I told y'all, I am a lot better
thrn my record reflects.
My last fight went better than expected. Another country versus blues batter with
Baby Face Foster trying to take the title from me. Pretty short fight. Since it seems
like I cannot stop fighting the Blues 25's warriors, I am going to challenge Big Mojo
Elem this turn. I hope to be back next turn, but we will have to see what happens.
-- Alan Jackson
Gone Country
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Coming up with
a solid 2-3-0 outing, SAXON has advanced 3 places in the rankings. Hey everybody,
watch out for CLINT BLACK, who flew up 22 points in the rankings after mashing
VETERAN MERCENARY like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. AETHER FLOW was beat by PEARL and drops 7
points. Drawing on all of his experience as a 19-10-0 warrior, SNOOKS EAGLIN went
for the Duelmastership against ALAN JACKSON this week. Our battling duelmaster ALAN
JACKSON has managed to hold the title, fending off SNOOKS EAGLIN's none too subtle
advances. Better luck next time, THE BLUES 25. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed
protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the LYRATILAN arena. And
hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid GONE COUNTRY, please raise you hand.
Wow. Does LYRATILAN really have that many liars? And you guys like to boo me?
Well, unsling your rasberries, cause THE BLUES 25 beats feet every time GONE COUNTRY
smiles at them. Try farming, eh? And who is this SUSAN MURPHY you ask, with 90
points and a 14-26-2 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell! GUITAR JR JOHNSON of THE
BLUES 25 had better have a good reason for challenging down 8 points in a challenge
which he won. I thought GUITAR JR JOHNSON showed great skill and promise when he
defeated CHANELLE. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes
and no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Hasta la
bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALAN JACKSON 4886 12 12 0 139 GONE COUNTRY (453)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIG MOJO ELEM 6563 12 14 2 106 THE BLUES 25 (581)
BABY FACE FOSTER 6562 21 12 0 100 THE BLUES 25 (581)
SNOOKS EAGLIN 6559 19 11 0 96 THE BLUES 25 (581)
-HERETIC'S FORK 6456 9 4 0 92 DARQUE AGES (420)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SUSAN MURPHY 6704 14 26 2 90 WORKING GIRLS (193)
PEARL 6793 11 9 1 88 WORKING GIRLS (193)
-THUMBSCREW 4420 15 8 1 80 DARQUE AGES (420)
PAUL STOCK 6680 14 37 0 80 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
CLINT BLACK 6818 8 4 0 79 GONE COUNTRY (453)
DANKE 6732 17 11 0 78 NEON GRATITUDE (593)
AETHER FLOW 6675 14 15 2 67 NEON GRATITUDE (593)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MALARKEY 6801 5 2 1 66 WRATHMEN 25-73 (602)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JADE 6791 10 10 0 59 WORKING GIRLS (193)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GUITAR JR JOHNSON 6621 14 9 0 51 THE BLUES 25 (581)
GARTH BROOKS 6817 8 4 2 49 GONE COUNTRY (453)
LONG JOHN HUNTER 6630 13 7 0 46 THE BLUES 25 (581)
CHANELLE 6796 8 12 1 41 WORKING GIRLS (193)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NEMESIS 6835 2 0 0 26 LORDS OF PAIN (604)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OBRIGADO 6809 6 5 0 23 NEON GRATITUDE (593)
DEEDS OF GLORY 6717 1 2 0 19 SAXON (596)
-CROMWELL 6828 1 0 0 11 DARQUE AGES (420)
MAN AND MEDICINE 6719 2 1 0 10 SAXON (596)
KILLING GROUND 6720 2 1 0 8 SAXON (596)
MORGAN WALLEN 6839 0 2 0 2 GONE COUNTRY (453)
GARY ALLAN 6842 0 1 0 1 GONE COUNTRY (453)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CODY JOHNSON 6824 0 3 0 GONE COUNTRY 453 JULIUS CAESAR 4541 1040
TERRIBLE 6837 0 1 0 SAXON 596 TALMOR THE TROLL 1043 NONE
WORSE 6838 0 1 0 SAXON 596 TALMOR THE TROLL 1043 NONE
DIAMOND 6823 2 1 0 WORKING GIRLS 193 MALARKEY 6801 1040
PERSONAL ADS
Arenamaster -- Ambitious Guard wasn't very ambitious. Poor career choice? -- Clint
Black
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TERRIBLE was dealt death by TALMOR THE TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WORSE was viciously butchered by TALMOR THE TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SNOOKS EAGLIN was savagely defeated by ALAN JACKSON in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
BABY FACE FOSTER overpowered SUSAN MURPHY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GUITAR JR JOHNSON unbelievably bested CHANELLE in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
LONG JOHN HUNTER was viciously subdued by JADE in a 3 minute Challenge match.
MORGAN WALLEN was savagely defeated by KILLING GROUND in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
BIG MOJO ELEM won victory over PAUL STOCK in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
PEARL vanquished AETHER FLOW in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DANKE defeated MALARKEY in a action packed 1 minute match.
CLINT BLACK overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GARTH BROOKS demolished OBRIGADO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched competition.
NEMESIS demolished DEEDS OF GLORY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MAN AND MEDICINE overcame GARY ALLAN in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 6 - 1 70 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 8 - 5 - 0 62 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 13 - 0 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 6 - 1 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 24 - 3 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 33 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 1043 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 6 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 AIMED BLOW
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK BABY FACE FOSTER 6562 21 12 0 100 THE BLUES 25 (581)
TOTAL PARRY SNOOKS EAGLIN 6559 19 11 0 96 THE BLUES 25 (581)
SLASHING ATTACK PEARL 6793 11 9 1 88 WORKING GIRLS (193)
AIMED BLOW CLINT BLACK 6818 8 4 0 79 GONE COUNTRY (453)
PARRY-LUNGE DANKE 6732 17 11 0 78 NEON GRATITUDE (593)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CHANELLE 6796. The most popular warrior this turn
was ALAN JACKSON 4886. The ten other most popular fighters were JADE 6791, CHANELLE
6796, MALARKEY 6801, BIG MOJO ELEM 6563, GARTH BROOKS 6817, SNOOKS EAGLIN 6559, PAUL
STOCK 6680, WORSE 6838, BABY FACE FOSTER 6562, and GUITAR JR JOHNSON 6621.
The least popular fighter this week was DEEDS OF GLORY 6717. The other ten least
popular fighters were AETHER FLOW 6675, MORGAN WALLEN 6839, SUSAN MURPHY 6704, GARY
ALLAN 6842, OBRIGADO 6809, TERRIBLE 6837, MAN AND MEDICINE 6719, NEMESIS 6835, CLINT
BLACK 6818, and DANKE 6732.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
BABY FACE FOSTER (25-6562) THE BLUES 25 (581)
SUSAN MURPHY (25-6704) WORKING GIRLS (193)