DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/24/2015    Duedate: 09/05/2015

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-764

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DARKLY
WARCKERS (362)
(26-4572) [9-2-1,97]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DARKLY                         DELTA PICTORIS
WARCKERS (362)                 PICTOR (510)
(26-4572) [9-2-1,97]           (26-5173) [4-2-0,24]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SUPER FREAK                    SUPER FREAK
WARCKERS (362)                 WARCKERS (362)
(26-4532) [10-1-0,89]          (26-4532) [10-1-0,89]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WARCKERS (362)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WARCKERS (362)              34
2. HOME LIFE (453)             26      WARCKERS (362)
3. FIST (503)                  12      Unchartered Team
4. PICTOR (510)                 7
5. FEARSOME FOLLY (85)          1      PICTOR (510)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 STYGIAN BOATMEN (392)     16   6  1 72.7   1/ 2 WARCKERS (362)            7  2 0
 2/ 2 WARCKERS (362)           598 435 31 57.9   2/ 1 FEARSOME FOLLY (85)       5 10 1
 3/ 0 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)    216 176 26 55.1   3/ 3 FIST (503)                4  2 0
 4/ 0 HOME LIFE (453)          175 156 11 52.9   4/ 0 HOME LIFE (453)           3  2 0
 5/ 3*PICTOR (510)               8   9  0 47.1   5- 4 STYGIAN BOATMEN (392)     1  0 0
 6/ 5 FIST (503)                30  36  0 45.5   6/ 0 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)     1  4 0
 7/ 6 FEARSOME FOLLY (85)       29  41  5 41.4   7/ 6*PICTOR (510)              0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in CALEAM!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Like, FEARSOME FOLLY had to be 
so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by WARCKERS!  Way to go WARCKERS!  
MVP award for JUSTICE?  WARCKERS' proud of it after beating TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE and 
getting 15 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  HORRIBLE got smashed by BLOCK, 
and lost 9 points!  Our last turn's Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to KHALHUMS 
DWARF, and SUPER FREAK has made the way for a new Duelmaster!  DARKLY of WARCKERS 
takes SUPER FREAK's place.  (But seriously, who could ever take the place of SUPER 
FREAK?  Oh, all right.) Who was the wiseguy that said CALEAM's Duelmaster was paying 
for drinks at The Dripping Blade?  Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  Can FEARSOME FOLLY's PAISLEY WARRIOR be more popular than me?  He 
was challenged the most, but is that really the same?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey!  Quit laughing!  Just because SAILOR VENUS had 26-16-0 was no 
reason for SHERWOOD FOREST to send her to the Dark Arena!  Stop it!  Hey, warriors 
get killed by other warriors, not by their manager sending them to the Dark Arena.  
What's wrong with SAILOR VENUS' 26-16-0, SHERWOOD FOREST?  I hear FEARSOME FOLLY sent 
PAISLEY WARRIOR to the Dark Arena.  What, is that like not well-lit, or what?  How 
cruel!  FEARSOME FOLLY heartlessly sent his to SPICED HAM certain fate in the Dark 
Arena.  Is a 10-5-0 bad or something?  Everyone has problems, but why did FEARSOME 
FOLLY send SPICED HAM to the Dark Arena?  He had a 10-5-0, and I thought he looked 
neat on the sands...  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a 
job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARKLY 4572                   9   2  1    97       WARCKERS (362)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AXIUM 4264                    9   4  1    99       STYGIAN BOATMEN (392)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUPER FREAK 4532             10   1  0    89       WARCKERS (362)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOLDMINE 4681                 6   1  1    58       WARCKERS (362)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCREAMER 4538                 6   1  0    49       HOME LIFE (453)
 BLOCK 5168                    4   2  0    47       FIST (503)
 BLOOD MOON 4507               8   7  0    43       WARCKERS (362)
-POSSIX 5156                   8   6  0    40       FIST (503)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AGAIN 4704                    3   0  0    29       HOME LIFE (453)
 SHE SCREAMS 4678              5   1  0    28       HOME LIFE (453)
 ORC SKIN 4689                 4   2  1    28       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
 HORRIBLE 4675                 4   3  1    26       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
 RESPONSIBLE ADULT 537         5   8  1    24       FEARSOME FOLLY (85)
 DELTA PICTORIS 5173           4   2  0    24       PICTOR (510)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WANDERING UTERUS 5216         2   0  0    22       FEARSOME FOLLY (85)
-BETA PICTORIS 5170            3   0  0    21       PICTOR (510)
-ED 5174                       3   3  0    21       FIST (503)
 JUSTICE 4709                  1   0  0    15       WARCKERS (362)
 SEED 4705                     1   2  0    12       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PAISLEY WARRIOR 552     7  9 4 FEARSOME FOLLY 85    MOUNTAIN TROLL        764  NONE
PERVY TOM 5210          1  2 0 FEARSOME FOLLY 85    BLACK ORC             764  NONE
SPICED HAM 539         10  6 0 FEARSOME FOLLY 85    DARK CHAMPION         764  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KOKANEE 4699            0  4 0 HOME LIFE 453        STONE GOLEM           764  NONE
SLOW BURN 4701          2  2 0 HOME LIFE 453        SHEWISH GIANT         764  NONE
RR 5197                 0  1 0 PICTOR 510           SPYMASTER             764  NONE
NONE 4738               0  1 0 SHERWOOD FOREST 438  HIGH ELF              764  NONE
SAILOR VENUS 4326      26 17 0 SHERWOOD FOREST 438  SHEWISH GIANT         764  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

It's good to be the only unchartered team! -- Pictor

Long ago when I was young, I said if ever came the day I was out-scummed, it would be 
my last.  I will not be scum if I can't be the best scum. -- Spam

Pull me out of retirement for this?  Typical. -- Paisley Warrior

This isn't fair!  There is a whole internet full of pornography I have not yet 
explored! -- Purvy Tom

Sorry guys, sometimes as managers we have to make hard decisions.  Fortunately, this 
isn't hard. -- Worrley M. Hobbit III, mgr. Fearsome Folly

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SAILOR VENUS was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PAISLEY WARRIOR was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 4 minute battle.
SPICED HAM was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
KOKANEE was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
SLOW BURN was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
PERVY TOM was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
NONE was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
RR was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
SUPER FREAK was defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 3 minute expert's melee.
DARKLY vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven Title fight.
GOLDMINE overpowered VISITING ORC in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
BLOCK demolished HORRIBLE in a 2 minute mismatched match.
BLOOD MOON overcame DELTA PICTORIS in a 3 minute brutal contest.
SCREAMER savagely defeated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a popular 1 minute bloody brawl.
SHE SCREAMS viciously subdued RESPONSIBLE ADULT in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
ORC SKIN overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
SEED was overcome by WANDERING UTERUS in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
AGAIN devastated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
JUSTICE beat TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 3 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -   4 -  2      76  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   9 -  1      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        13 -  12 -  1      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   4 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   5 -  0      17  |

Turn 764 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  5         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  DARKLY 4572                 9   2  1   97 WARCKERS (362)
AIMED BLOW       GOLDMINE 4681               6   1  1   58 WARCKERS (362)
SLASHING ATTACK  SCREAMER 4538               6   1  0   49 HOME LIFE (453)
TOTAL PARRY      BLOCK 5168                  4   2  0   47 FIST (503)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SUPER FREAK 4532.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PAISLEY WARRIOR 552.  The ten other most popular fighters were SUPER FREAK 
4532, DARKLY 4572, SHE SCREAMS 4678, GOLDMINE 4681, BLOCK 5168, DELTA PICTORIS 5173, 
SCREAMER 4538, BLOOD MOON 4507, SEED 4705, and WANDERING UTERUS 5216.

The least popular fighter this week was HORRIBLE 4675.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RR 5197, NONE 4738, PERVY TOM 5210, SPICED HAM 539, ORC SKIN 4689, 
RESPONSIBLE ADULT 537, SLOW BURN 4701, KOKANEE 4699, JUSTICE 4709, and SAILOR VENUS 
4326.