DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/10/2017    Duedate: 07/22/2017

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-810

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BONESCALE
WARCKERS (362)
(26-5299) [9-4-0,98]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BONESCALE                      POSITION IS EMPTY
WARCKERS (362)                 
(26-5299) [9-4-0,98]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DIRT DEVIL                     DIRT DEVIL
WARCKERS (362)                 WARCKERS (362)
(26-5283) [11-10-2,79]         (26-5283) [11-10-2,79]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WARCKERS (362)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WARCKERS (362)               6
2. FIST (503)                   0      WARCKERS (362)
                                       Unchartered Team

                                       ST L BLUES 3 (292)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 WARCKERS (362)           687 517 39 57.1   1/ 2 WARCKERS (362)            9  5 1
 2- 3 FIST (503)               108 100  3 51.9   2- 1 FIST (503)                3  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, CALEAM?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, FIST, since WARCKERS took 
top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see FEE FIE FOE FUM win a fight and gain 9 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
KUNG-FU MASTER beat DIRT DEVIL and DIRT DEVIL lost 13 points.  You're breakin' my 
heart.  Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, ED has lost the Title of 
Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with 
the new, as BONESCALE takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old 
Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you 
think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for CALEAM's 
morgue.  More variety.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in CALEAM to get a drink than The Dripping 
Blade!  Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so 
nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BONESCALE 5299                9   4  0    98       WARCKERS (362)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ED 5174                      28  14  0   105       FIST (503)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIRT DEVIL 5283              11  10  2    79       WARCKERS (362)
 ONE TOUCH 5285               11   9  1    68       WARCKERS (362)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MORE COWBELL 5332             5   1  1    52       WARCKERS (362)
-54 DRAWERS 5293               7   5  1    36       FIST (503)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DA1 5345                      2   1  1    33       FIST (503)
 FEE FIE FOE FUM 5346          2   0  1    24       WARCKERS (362)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TRUSTWORTHY SCRI        0  0 0                      FEE FIE FOE FUM 5346  810  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DIRT DEVIL was bested by KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome fight.
ONE TOUCH was subdued by VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute melee.
BONESCALE overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
MORE COWBELL defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
FEE FIE FOE FUM delivered the death blow upon TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   0 -  1     100  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   2 -  0      86  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   1 -  1      86  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   1 -  1      83  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   6 -  2      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         AIMED BLOW        11 -  16 -  1      41  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 810 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     BONESCALE 5299              9   4  0   98 WARCKERS (362)
AIMED BLOW       ONE TOUCH 5285             11   9  1   68 WARCKERS (362)
PARRY-LUNGE      MORE COWBELL 5332           5   1  1   52 WARCKERS (362)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DIRT DEVIL 5283.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DIRT DEVIL 5283.  The ten other most popular fighters were BONESCALE 5299, MORE 
COWBELL 5332, ONE TOUCH 5285, FEE FIE FOE FUM 5346,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was FEE FIE FOE FUM 5346.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ONE TOUCH 5285, MORE COWBELL 5332, BONESCALE 5299, DIRT DEVIL 
5283,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.