DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/22/2015    Duedate: 06/18/2015

MORYA ARENA

DM-28    TURN-385

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CARJACK
UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
(28-4047) [13-5-1,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CARJACK                        12 BRAVO
UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)          NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
(28-4047) [13-5-1,128]         (28-5334) [5-2-1,54]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DEEDERS                        BAD MOON RISING
TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)          LUNAE MILITES (387)
(28-5419) [15-9-1,115]         (28-4019) [13-13-1,79]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SEA DOGS (567)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MAGICAL MADNESS (417)       82
2. LUNAE MILITES (387)         47      BIG SHOTS (574)
3. BLATZ COALITION (579)       42      Unchartered Team
4. OF WOLF AND MAN (558)       38
5. UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)       37      OF WOLF AND MAN (558)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BIG SHOTS (574)           98  56  4 63.6   1/ 2 SEA DOGS (567)           10  5 2
 2- 2 MY GENERATION (533)       65  40  4 61.9   2/ 4 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)    10  5 1
 3/ 3 BASH BROS BODY (541)      46  32  0 59.0   3/ 1 BASH BROS BODY (541)     10  5 0
 4/ 4 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)     72  57  3 55.8   4/ 5 COMIC STRIPS (557)       10  5 0
 5/ 6 GOLDEN OLDIES (577)       25  21  1 54.3   5/12 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)     9  6 0
 6/ 8 SEA DOGS (567)           169 152 14 52.6   6/11*NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)     9  6 0
 7/14 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)     69  63  2 52.3   7/ 3 LUNAE MILITES (387)       8  7 1
 8/ 7 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)   247 226 11 52.2   8/ 8 BIG LAKE PURE (568)       8  7 1
 9/11 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)     63  58  3 52.1   9/19 SERPENTS HOLD (575)       8  7 0
10/10 LORDS OF DISCIPLIN (543) 274 259 17 51.4  10/17 GOLDEN OLDIES (577)       8  7 0
11/13 LUNAE MILITES (387)       96  91  8 51.3  11/14 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)    7  8 0
12-12 MEAN PEOPLE (514)         30  29  3 50.8  12/10 NEW MISFITS (565)         7  8 0
13/ 9 NEW MISFITS (565)         27  28  1 49.1  13/ 6 BIG SHOTS (574)           7  8 0
14/16*OF WOLF AND MAN (558)     20  21  0 48.8  14/13 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)     7  8 0
15/24*BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)   12  13  1 48.0  15/25*BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)   6  9 1
16/15 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)      77  87  7 47.0  16/16*THRESHOLD (560)           6  9 1
17/19 COMIC STRIPS (557)        33  38  2 46.5  17/26*BLATZ COALITION (579)     6  9 0
18-18 MOST LEE (561)            24  28  0 46.2  18/18*OF WOLF AND MAN (558)     6  9 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/22 GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)        19  24  1 44.2  19/ 9 STAFF OF LIFE (556)       6  9 0
20/20 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)     58  74  5 43.9  20/20 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)       5  5 1
21/17*NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)     15  20  2 42.9  21/ 7 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)      5 10 1
22/21 STAFF OF LIFE (556)       29  41  2 41.4  22/15 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)     5 10 0
23/23 BIG LAKE PURE (568)       20  29  4 40.8  23/23 JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)       4  6 0
24/30*BLATZ COALITION (579)      8  12  0 40.0  24/21 GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)        3  1 0
25/25*THRESHOLD (560)           17  28  1 37.8  25-22 MOST LEE (561)            2  3 0
26/27 JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)       17  33  1 34.0  26/30 LORDS OF DISCIPLIN (543)  1  1 0
27/29 SERPENTS HOLD (575)       38  76  1 33.3  27-28 MY GENERATION (533)       1  1 0
28/28 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)       18  36  4 33.3  28-24 MEAN PEOPLE (514)         0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     "Oh no! Here come Peggy Sue!" exclaimed Marin. She was out shopping for supplies 
for the Lord's stable house with her team mate, Wicker Gremlin and their manager.  
Longshot's normal base of operations these days was Arkers. But he was spending time 
in the free city of Morya. His reasons were all business. He was here to watch over 
the Lords, and Lady, of Discipline until they were active again. He still made them 
follow their training routines and other parts of gladiatorial life continue in 
earnest. And he was making sure they stayed that way until the honouring of the 
other's friend was over. He had thought to accept the invite of the other managers to 
stay. But he felt bad taking advantage of them.
     "Seriously, what is she doing?" Marin couldn't pull herself away from the sight. 
     Peggy Sue seemed to be stalking someone or something. She'd run a few feet and 
then suddenly duck behind a stall. Then she would slowly peek out her head. If she was 
trying to be stealthy, she was doing a terrible job of it.
     Longshot, who was lighting a cigar, blew out a sweet smelling cloud of smoke and 
walked over to Marin. Wicker was distracted from the whole scene by a stall with hand 
carved wooden dolls.
     "Don't say anything to her, Marin. I mean it."
     The elf could feel nothing but anger for her manager after he let the Hush's 
death go unavenged. "Why are you letting those mental rejects run around disrespecting 
the Hush and most importantly, you?"
     Longshot took another puff from his cigar. He made a mental note to thank Min for 
'acquiring' them for him during one of his voyages. They were truly a fine smoke. 
Unfortunately, he was only able to get one box of the thick triangle tipped sticks.
     "As I told you the last three times and three times before that; my last post was 
censored. It took all of the powers of my words and reduced it to rambling. I don't 
want to deal with that again."
     Marin was about to reply with her usual idea.
     "Yes, I know." Longshot interrupted. "Post it elsewhere. But if I did that, it 
wouldn't be the same. All that would have done was give."
     He takes another puff.
     "Someone told me that it was Vladb&a chance to play it off. You see, he and his 
lot are a bit-"
     "Ash sash shun!!!"  Peggy Sue screamed as she leapt from behind her obvious 
hiding place with her broadsword drawn. Everyone, including Wicker who seemed to be 
conversing with the carved dolls, looked to see what the commotion was about.
     Peggy Sue had run up to a stall and began hacking at a display. The display was 
made from an old shirt and a pair of pants stuffed with straw and made to look like a 
man. The head of the 'man' was a pumpkin with a smiling faced painted on it. The 
display also had a straw hat pinned to its pumpkin head. In its lap rested a sign that 
read 'Farm Fresh Produce'. The display didn't stand a chance.
     "You idiot!" the owner of the display called out. He had both of his hands 
clenched in his hair and was pulling n frustration. He had every right to be angry 
about the destruction of his display. He had put a lot of work into it and the 
customers seemed to love it.
     "Idiot??!?!" Peggy Sue cried in indignation. "Me no idiot. Me saved you from ash 
sash shun. Gimme muh-knees now." She rested her broad sword against her body and held 
out one of her grubby hands. It looked like she hadn't washed in days and the dirt 
under her finger nails were black, thick, and crusty. The farmer waved her away and 
began cleaning up bits of smashed pumpkin, tattered clothes, and straw.
     "Fine!" Peggy Sue said once she saw no reward coming her way. "Boss'll gimme muh-
knees. See?"
     Peggy Sue fishes into a dirty pouch and brings out a wooden disk. Carved on the 
disk was a crude number one and under that the word 'muh-knee'.
     "First he gimme double muh-knees. Now he'll gimme-" She seemed to be tallying up 
her bounty. Her jaw suddenly went limp and a long thick strand of drool flowed from 
the corner of her mouth. Peggy Sue finally snapped out of it. "-many muh-knees!"
     Peggy Sue turned indignantly on the heels of her feet and walked away amidst 
laughter from the crowd. That was when she suddenly stopped and looked at a puddle of 
water. At first she looked confused. It was the same look she had when she tried to 
figure out which shoe went on which foot; or in the previous situation, when she did 
simple math. Then realization dawned on her face. 
     "Ashsashshun!!!" she cried and began to swing her broad sword into the puddle of 
water and, unbeknownst to her, horse urine. The puddle of mixed fluids splashed on her 
clothes, on her face, and in her hair. He tongue greedily snaked out and lapped the 
thick droplets that fell on her lips and slipped back in mouth like a fat pink slug. 
The sounds of laughter turned into groans of disgust.
     "As I was about to say; Vlad and his lot are a bit delusional. Think about it. He 
took a simple statement in the personals that most saw as a compliment or a show of 
good sportsmanship, and twisted it into an insult. Most people would see the mistake 
and either admit they were wrong or shut up and let it die. He reminds me of 
something."
     He took another puff of his cigar.
     "Back when I lived on earth, there was a group of us that played this card game. 
Two of the players were husband and wife. Anyway, the wife was on a roll. She won 
something like three or four hands in row. The husband joked bYou're a cheater'. We 
all laughed. It was a common joke amongst our group and it usually ended in laughter 
and continued play. But on that night she exploded in anger. She threw the cards on 
the table and stormed off. We found out later she was cheating, but not in cards. She 
was cheating on him."
     Longshot took a big puff from the cigar.
     "Vlad thinks that I was calling Peggy Sue a tourney warrior with no proof but his 
delusional mind. She had a friggin' 2-2-0 record when they fought. If she was a 
tourney warrior, she is the worse that I've seen."
     Marin nodded in agreement. "I think you're right. You heard about the 
'ashsashshun' that he and Peggy Sue attacked a few weeks ago? The truth is the guy was 
a married man with five kids. He took the job of waiting tables to earn extra money. 
He looked out of place because it was his first day. The 'cloak' he threw back was a 
tea towel and the 'dagger' was a butter knife. He was taking it to another table 
because they wanted to butter their bread."
     It was Longshot's turn to nod. "As I said; he's delusional."
     "He sounds more like an idiot." Marin added.
     "How about a delusional idiot?" Wicker said with a smile.  "Score one for the 
golem." Longshot said while giving a thumbs up. "If you need to know how much more off 
his rocker he is; he keeps calling the Hush a godling.  I jokingly asked Zinc, and in 
a way Z Man, why couldn't I have a godling like they do. To be truthful, I don't know 
if I have ever had a godling. And if I did, I sure as hell wouldn't tell anyone."
     There was another crash and Peggy Sue was picking herself up off the ground. Her 
latest 'ashsashshun' was a stall selling pottery. A woman was pointing at the shatter 
bits of pottery on the ground and screaming at Peggy Sue for crashing into her stall 
and smashing her wares. While this was happening, Peggy Sue was brushing off her 
clothes. Shards of the destroyed pottery fell from her body and onto the street.
     "Do you see?" Longshot asked as he pointed at Peggy Sue's latest disaster.

* * * * * 

     "One of the Z Man's warriors killed Wail the same month I lost Hush. He didn't 
gloat and continue to talk about it every time he posted. Two turns later I was able 
to Blood feud and kill Wail's killer. That was a big deal for me because he is such a 
good manager. You'd think I would have bragged every five seconds. But I didn't"
     "Maybe that is it." Wicker interrupted. "Maybe he is carrying on so much because 
it is a big deal. Maybe he sees you the way you see the Z-Man."
     Longshot smiled at the golem. He liked what he heard, but he knew the truth.
     "Thanks, but no." Longshot said. He bent and rolled the ash cigar onto the 
ground. He stood upright and took two quick puffs of the cigar to get het ends fiery 
red.
     "Vlad is a loud mouth. A braggart. A bully. He is that crazy kid who pulls the 
wings of flies.  He is the retarded kid at your school who wants to be accepted. So he 
lets the regular kid sucker him into saying and doing stupid stuff for their approval. 
As a matter of fact.."
     Longshot stepped forward. Behind them Peggy Sue is chasing a butterfly with her 
broad sword. The whole time she is swatting at it and screaming bashsashshun' at the 
top of her lungs.
     "Vlad, you say I am invalid, yet you keep talking about me. You say I am a loser, 
but you forget I have beaten Chantilly Lace, and in a way you, in the Halloween 
tourney. I just don't keep talking about it. If you have anything else to say, save 
it. You just keep proving how lucky you were and no one wants to hear you anymore. 
Look up the Chosen in DM-8. If you don't, then you are everything I have said about 
you." 
     Marin looked over at Wicker. "Who is he talking to?"
     "I have no idea", Wicker replied.
     Suddenly, there was the sound of a horse whinnying. "Get away from my horse you 
lunatic!"
     "That's no horse. That's an ashsashshun!"
     "Quick. Grab the boss and let's get out of here before that idiot actually hits 
one of us."
     As the trio left the market with haste, the man who had run away earlier led some 
of the town militia towards the whinnying horse and Peggy Sue.

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                                  Slaughter Contest
                                    Turn 7 Report

             Turn                           Turn        Total Total
             Score  Team                    Record      Score Fights DA's
              22    LUNAE MILITES (387)     1-4-0-0, Y   -2   35/35   0
              21    SEA DOGS (567)          2-3-0-0, Y    0   35/35   0
              20    BASH BROS BODY (541)    5-0-0-0, Y    6   35/35   0
              14    CLASSIC ARCADE (415)    1-4-0-0, Y   -2   35/35   0
               9    UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)   2-3-0-0, Y    0   35/35   0
               9    BIG SHOTS (574)         3-2-0-0, Y    2   34/35   0
               8    MAGICAL MADNESS (417)   1-4-0-0, Y   -2   35/35   0
               7    COMIC STRIPS (557)      3-2-0-0, Y    2   34/35   1
               6    TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)   3-2-0-0, Y    2   35/35   0
               6    OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)  2-3-0-0, Y    0   35/35   0
               6    OF WOLF AND MAN (558)   1-4-0-0, Y   -2   35/35   0
               6    NEW MISFITS (565)       3-2-0-0, Y    2   35/35   0
               5    MOST LEE (561)          0-0-0-0, N    0   30/35   0
               4    STAFF OF LIFE (556)     4-1-0-0, Y    4   35/35   1
               4    SERPENTS HOLD (575)     4-1-0-0, Y    4   35/35   1
               2    GOLDEN OLDIES (577)     2-3-0-1, Y   -1   35/35   1
               0    FANATIC FURY (544)      0-0-0-0, N    0   17/35   0
               0    PANDORA'S CARDS (570)   3-2-0-0, N    1   35/35   1
              -1    MEAN PEOPLE (514)       0-0-0-0, N    0   30/35   0
              -2    NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)   4-1-0-0, N    3   30/35   1
              -3    JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)     0-0-0-0, N    0   30/35   0
              -5    BIG LAKE PURE (568)     2-3-0-0, N   -1   35/35   0
             -10    THRESHOLD (560)         2-3-0-0, Y    0   35/35   1

Moderators:
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                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Now that I've managed to car jack this fine throne I'm just going to drive off into 
the sunset. Here I come to the Isle.  Who will be my random match up?  Only time will 
tell.
                                         -- CarJack

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, MORYA?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, BASH BROS BODY, since SEA 
DOGS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Why not, I'm having a 
good day, so I feel sorry for CLASSIC ARCADE, who went 1-4-0 and dropped 14 into 
21st.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Now let's all watch BLATZ COALITION's 
heads swell from their 4-1-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big 
deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see GALAXIAN win a fight and gain 
26 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, GALAXIAN beat THE HIEROPHANT and THE HIEROPHANT lost 
18 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, MORYA may 
be getting bland, as CARJACK stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, 
kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  
Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  Ooh, 
I'm frightfully impressed, SPELLWEAVER was this turn's most challenged warrior.  
Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  Now look at this.  HUNZYKER challenged down 21 
against PANDORA'S CARDS' THE WORLD.  What a weasel!  Question now is, will MORYA 
accept this sort of tacky behavior?  HUNZYKER beating THE WORLD.  The insult, 
the....yech!  And we have THE RED ROCKER in a challenge, going down 12 points for the 
fight.  Guess what?  I thought THE RED ROCKER showed great skill and promise when he 
was overcame by SPELLWEAVER.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for MORYA's 
morgue.  More variety.  Nipped in the bud, you might say, was CASSELLIUS of TEAM 
KASSEL TAP this turn.  Course, I wouldn't say that, so much as have a belly laugh.  
Heh heh.  And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and girls, SCALES of SERPENTS 
HOLD has added the final loss to his 7-4-0.  Tee hee!  Seriously now, is it really 
honorable for SAILOR MOON from LUNAE MILITES to kill CASSELLIUS and give TEAM KASSEL 
TAP the chance to bloodfeud?  Mmmm, could be.  Not that I'll be buying the drinks, 
but I'll be glad to see CHANTILLY LACE and GOLDEN OLDIES at Salty's Chowder House 
tonight celebrating their bloodfeud victory over TODD MAYES.  We're all going to die 
in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARJACK 4047                 13   5  1   128       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEEDERS 5419                 15   9  1   115       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 LUSTY LISA 5412              14  14  2   108       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 DRUNKEN DONUT 3712           18   7  0   106       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 GALAXIAN 4188                14   8  1   105       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 SAILOR MOON 4133             12   6  1   102       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 HUB CAPP 4168                18  12  0   100       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 BIG GUT 4911                 12   9  0   100       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 LONGSHOREMAN 5199             8   2  1    99       SEA DOGS (567)
 RARE BREED 5350              18  10  0    92       BIG SHOTS (574)
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 5294      11   5  0    92       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FUNKY CHICKEN 4816           17  13  1    90       MY GENERATION (533)
-ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 4813       12   6  2    90       MY GENERATION (533)
-KLYDE SPECTRE 4612            9   3  1    85       MEAN PEOPLE (514)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MONGO CRUSH 5024             16  11  0    83       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 FLO VALVE 4243                9  12  1    83       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 CASANOVA 4886                 9   7  0    83       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
 THE HIEROPHANT 5298          15   6  0    81       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
 FROGGER 3656                 15  18  1    79       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 BAD MOON RISING 4019         13  13  1    79       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 WHEELY BALDY 5166             9   2  1    78       NEW MISFITS (565)
 GORDONS 5337                 14   6  0    69       BIG SHOTS (574)
 MAMBA 5373                    8   4  0    68       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 STICKY VICKI 5421             9  17  1    67       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNOOPY 5095                   7   2  1    65       COMIC STRIPS (557)
 RUNE 4083                    10   6  0    64       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 NUTTY NECROMANCER 5328        5   3  1    63       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
-WICKER GREMLIN 5052           7   3  0    62       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 WOODFORD 5338                14   6  1    58       BIG SHOTS (574)
-HONG KONG FOOEY 4834          9   4  0    57       MY GENERATION (533)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QIX 4245                      9   4  0    55       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 12 BRAVO 5334                 5   2  1    54       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
 BLUE MOON 4373                7   1  1    52       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 FREEBOOTER 5201               7   5  0    52       SEA DOGS (567)
 PICAROON 5202                 8   1  0    51       SEA DOGS (567)
 ANGRY MOMENTUM 5274           6   4  1    50       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 SPRAIN 5195                   6   2  0    50       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 WACKY WICCAN 4314             7   3  0    49       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 CHANTILLY LACE 5430           7   5  0    49       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 MORI-ZUMA GRL 5493            6   3  0    48       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
 INCANTATION 5057              6   2  0    46       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 SMOG THE HOG 5281             4   4  1    46       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
-KYGOMAI-LOVEGRL 5495          6   4  1    45       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
 MURZIO KORST 5157             4   4  0    43       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 CAVOLA ZAPAYO 5112            6   2  0    42       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 PEGGY SUE 5426                7   3  1    41       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 ZAXXON 4172                   8  12  1    40       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 HOBBES 5106                   5   7  0    40       COMIC STRIPS (557)
 WISE PILGRIM 5085             7   7  0    39       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 TANNER 5387                   7   6  0    38       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 TODD MAYES 4883               6   9  4    38       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
 RECEDING HAIR LINE 5125       5   3  0    38       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 BELOW DARK 5124               5   4  1    37       THRESHOLD (560)
 KICK-MAN 5436                 4   3  2    36       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
-VICIOUS LEE 5140              6   4  0    34       MOST LEE (561)
 BLOOP 5327                    5   2  0    34       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WING HARPER 5194              6   4  1    33       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 REPULSO 5167                  6   5  0    33       NEW MISFITS (565)
 CANTA THE SHARK 5111          2   6  0    33       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 HAGAR 5092                    7   5  0    32       COMIC STRIPS (557)
 DARK LOTUS 5309               5   3  0    31       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)
 SWASHBUCKLER 5197             4   4  3    31       SEA DOGS (567)
 RENARD DA KOVA 5114           3   5  0    31       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 VISCIOUS HATE 5277            6   3  1    30       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
-I'M JUST A BILL 4815          3   3  0    30       MY GENERATION (533)
 CORSAIR 5198                  5   3  1    29       SEA DOGS (567)
 DIAMONDBACK 5366              5   3  0    28       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
-FOOLISH LEE 5363              4   2  0    27       MOST LEE (561)
 TRICLOPS 5164                 6   5  0    26       NEW MISFITS (565)
-QUIET LEE 5138                6   4  0    26       MOST LEE (561)
-NEGA-SANGO 5490               4   2  0    26       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POT HOLE 5044                 3   5  0    26       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 AXLE FOLEY 5061               3   5  0    26       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 CRATOS RAMIRO 5110            5   3  0    25       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 ROCKIN ROBBIN 5475            3   0  0    25       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 PASSIONNAIRE 5191             5   5  0    24       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 HUNZYKER 5468                 4   0  0    24       BLATZ COALITION (579)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 APOCALYPTOR 5163              5   6  0    23       NEW MISFITS (565)
 RAMONA 5123                   3   6  0    23       THRESHOLD (560)
 ACNE 5147                     2   6  0    23       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 THE ELUCIDATOR 5311           4   5  1    22       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 5472      3   1  0    22       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
-MARIN BLEU 5134               2   5  0    21       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 NEON GOD 5121                 2   7  0    20       THRESHOLD (560)
 VAUDRYN 5470                  2   2  0    20       BLATZ COALITION (579)
 4 OF WANDS 5484               1   1  0    20       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
 TEDDY WESTSIDE 5122           5   4  0    19       THRESHOLD (560)
 21 SPEED 5333                 3   4  1    19       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
 BARBARA ANN 5429              3   6  0    19       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 SHORT SIGHTED 5276            1   9  1    19       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
-LEAN MAC 5313                 4   3  1    18       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 CHEATER METER MAID 5280       4   4  0    18       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 SPELLWEAVER 5487              1   1  0    18       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 BONE SAW 5331                 3   4  0    17       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
-RAIDER BLAGG 5326             2   4  0    16       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 PINK SHIRT 5336               3   4  0    15       BIG SHOTS (574)
 DAGWOOD 5461                  3   1  0    15       COMIC STRIPS (557)
 RABID RODENT 5165             1  10  0    15       NEW MISFITS (565)
 GLACIER 5480                  1   0  0    15       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 PHIL TURR 5442                2   4  0    14       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 THE TICKLER 5508              1   0  1    14       BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)
-GEDDY LEE 5466                1   1  0    14       MOST LEE (561)
 EMU PHILLIPS 5507             1   0  0    14       BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)
 HYDEKY 5503                   1   0  0    14       BLATZ COALITION (579)
 HAGAR 5437                    3   4  0    13       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 TOODLES 5446                  1   4  0    13       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
-EVENTURAL LEE 5362            3   3  0    12       MOST LEE (561)
 CALVIN 5434                   2   5  0    11       COMIC STRIPS (557)
 WHITE DEVIL 5451              2   3  1    10       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 MOONBOW 5462                  2   2  0    10       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 SUN BOY 5463                  2   2  0    10       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 GYRG 5504                     1   0  0    10       BLATZ COALITION (579)
 SLICE AND DICE 5439           2   3  0     9       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
-MISTY MOONGLOW 5460           1   1  0     9       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
-NEGA-YOMI 5491                1   1  0     8       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
 FAT JACK 5506                 1   0  0     8       BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)
 DOCTOR SCIENCE 5476           2   1  0     7       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
 THE RED ROCKER 5452           1   4  0     7       BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)
 BRIMSTEIN 5464                1   3  0     6       THRESHOLD (560)
 THE GIMP 5505                 1   0  0     6       BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)
-LEONARD SMALLS 5457           1   2  0     5       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 VAL VALINE 5477               1   2  0     5       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 SEVEN OF WANDS 5479           1   2  0     5       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
-NEGA-AMI 5492                 0   2  0     5       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
 HIGHWINE 5488                 1   1  0     4       BIG SHOTS (574)
 THE WORLD 5485                0   2  0     2       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
-LURP SNOZZELROD 5474          0   1  0     1       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 UNPLEASANT ODORS 5499         0   1  0     1       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 MYKEY 5502                    0   1  0     1       BLATZ COALITION (579)
 DUKE OF EARL 5501             0   1  0     1       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
-ASHER 5459                    0   1  0     1       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRIMJACK 5445                 0   1  0     1       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      THE TICKLER 5508      385  NONE
DARK SILHOUTTE 5444     0  2 0 BIG LAKE PURE 568    SWASHBUCKLER 5197     381  NOT REVENGED
HIGHWINE 5440           3  1 1 BIG SHOTS 574        BELOW DARK 5124       383   
KYFFEN 5483             0  1 0 BLATZ COALITION 579  WHITE DEVIL 5451      383  JUST REVENGED
PYKE 5469               0  1 0 BLATZ COALITION 579  KICK-MAN 5436         382   
MAYBELLINE 5428         3  4 0 GOLDEN OLDIES 577    TODD MAYES 4883       384  JUST REVENGED
BILLY BILL 5145         2  8 0 JUGGALO RYDAZ 562    BLACK ORC             385  NONE
MAGIC NINJA #! 5308     2  6 1 JUGGALO RYDAZ 562    SLAUGHTER PRIEST      385  NONE
VIOLET J 5142           2  8 0 JUGGALO RYDAZ 562    BANDIT PRINCE         385  NONE
MOONRAKER 4190          4  4 1 LUNAE MILITES 387    TODD MAYES 4883       381  REVENGED
TALISMAN 3667          12 14 1 MAGICAL MADNESS 417  LONGSHOREMAN 5199     383   
SID SICKLE 4608         7  4 1 MEAN PEOPLE 514      CARJACK 4047          382   
PLZ KILL ME 2 5433      0  3 0 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS 573  VISCIOUS HATE 5277    382   
ACE OF CUPS 5288       13 13 3 PANDORA'S CARDS 570  FROGGER 3656          382  REVENGED
KNIGHT OF CUPS 5289     2  3 0 PANDORA'S CARDS 570  ANGRY MOMENTUM 5274   382   
THE LOVERS 5290         5  3 0 PANDORA'S CARDS 570  KICK-MAN 5436         383   
SCALES 5374             7  5 0 SERPENTS HOLD 575    NUTTY NECROMANCE 5328 385   
CASSELLIUS 5431         6  2 0 TEAM KASSEL TAP 576  SAILOR MOON 4133      385   
KILBRIDE BURN 5449      0  1 0 THRESHOLD 560        THE ELUCIDATOR 5311   381  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Pink Shirt -- How are you not dead?!? -- Swashbuckler of Sea Dogs

Vaudryn -- Ha, ha, ha.  You down challenged a 6 foot 8 ripper and you still got beat. 
-- Seven of Wands

Queen of Pentacles -- Clearly, I must be one of those. -- Flo Valve

Sailor Moon -- I guess it shows that you aren't much without your magic scimitar. -- 
Hub Capp

Acne -- What!   Another blemish on my record?  This will not do. -- Axle Foley

Toodles -- I suggest you consider a new offering to the MUGS. -- Phil Turr

Doctor Science -- You blinded me! -- Val Valine

Longshoreman -- You could have been a contender -- Car "Marlon" Jack

Eye Bags -- What a lucky final match up for you. -- Donut

Cheater Meter Maid -- Ooh, that must have hurt! -- Wheely B.

Nuclear Knights -- You guys ARE a danger for your environment. -- Repulso and Rabid 
Rodent

That was certainly an inauspicious beginning to what should amount to a great career 
by me, even if I do say so myself.  In fact demolished is way too strong of a word to 
use in describing my debut.  I'm thinking more in the line of "luckily beat" or 
"narrowly escaped death at the hands of"! -- Spellweaver

Bubbles!  Yes, bubbles!  That's what I see as the S.S. Magical Madness sinks slowly 
into the sea!  I have the lone life vest as I was the winner you see!  Even survived a 
challenge from some Bully that stank like a watered down Grizzly! -- Nutty Necromancer

Qix -- Me and my big mouth! -- Picaroon of Sea Dogs

Blue Moon -- My, you are a tall Dwarf.  So much for a perfect record, hey? -- 
Cassanova

Golden Oldies -- Sorry.  This is a dangerous business we're in. -- Todd Mayes

Moonbow -- You are lucky they have such good healers here in Morya.  Remember that I 
am a true daughter of the Moon Goddess. -- Misty Moonglow

Rockin Robbin -- Well done. -- Asher

All -- We of Bizarro Squad are making a few changes.  One, I will be entering the 
arena myself, soon.  There will be no more easy wins against my warriors.  Good luck. 
-- Charlie Rankin

Golden Oldies -- Because you are in the Slaughter Contest, I will challenge Chantilly 
Lace to give you a shot at revenge. -- Todd Mayes

All -- Well, after a refreshing vacation at the local morgue, most of my Necrophiliac 
warriors die not return.  Maybe they had something to prove in the Dark Arena?  Be 
real interesting if one survived. -- The Ringmasta, Juggalo Rydaz

Jar Jar Binks -- I've hated you since Phantom Menace! -- Diamondback

Phil Turr -- You could've at least taught me something. -- Toodles

I just ran over a Pot Hole. lol -- Tanner

The World -- Father says worms help our garden, but not a can of them. -- Sun Boy

Cavola Zapayo -- In our rematch it appears I found *my* favorite. -- Wise

Wacky Wiccan -- My fine sculpting has improved you animal totem. -- Elucidator

Sprain -- That's no way to beat a healer. -- Wing

21 Speed -- That was a notch in your throat! -- Passionnaire

This is your favorite DJ getting ready to spin all the records for your pleasure here 
at WARC. Call in if you have any requests you'd like to hear. On that note I'd like to 
make a request.... Will the matchmakers stop placing me against STs and LUs! I find 
these horrible matchups that I am being subjected to. I'm a much better warrior than 
my recent record has shown. This is Galaxian on WCAR and we'll be back after the 
following messages....... : -- Galaxian, Classic Arcade 

Dear Arenamaster -- I was pretty displeased with the matchups you gave my team, we 
went a miserable 1-4-0-0 and that is simply unacceptable. The proof of this is I was 
just passed in the standings by Assur *shudder*. I can say I am quite happy to see Eye 
Bags finally leave now how about some easier matchups for the moderator! -- Street 
Legal  

Street Legal -- But I took out OAB's undefeated brick PL! I boxed him into the corner 
and managed to fill 60% of the arena sands!- Qix, Classic Arcade 

Qix -- You are the 1 exception to my complaints, after a parry-lunge with ST=11 
CN=8(1) SZ=6 WT=11(1) WL=21(1) SP=14 DF=17(1), probably shouldn't be 6-1 in this 
contest, so you are performing WELL ABOVE your station.  Please keep being a role 
model for your teammates! After all we might be a team that could win Slugbait's 5 
Roll-Up sheets for worst team run when you think about Zaxxon being 4-3 when he is a 
parry-strike with ST=15 CN=10 SZ=11 WT=15 WL=7 SP=15 DF=11. We lost our best warrior 
on turn 1 when Tempest died. He was a striker with ST=14 CN=7 SZ=8 WT=17 WL=9 SP=12 
DF=17. -- Street Legal, mgr. of crap!   		 	   		  

All -- I am a rare breed. -- Rare Breed of Big Shots

As I was motivatin' in a Coup de Ville 
I saw Todd Mayes over the hill
A man with a quarterstaff behind the wheel
Looked pretty scrawny for a wall of steel
The Cadillac doin' about ninety-five
She's bumper to bumper, rollin' side by side
Maybellene
Why are your lips blue?
Oh Maybellene, 
why did Todd Mayes do?
Please start back doin' the things you used to do
The Cadillac pulled up to the show
Maybelline fell down and wouldn't breathe no more
It then got cloudy and started to rain
I was fixin' Todd Mayes for a world of pain
The rainwater blowin' all under my hood
That stick in her neck wasn't doin' no good
Maybellene
Why are your lips blue?
Oh Maybellene, why did Todd Mayes do?  
Please start back doin' the things you used to do. -- Minstrel, for Maybellene

Scales -- Well that was ugly! -- Canta the Shark

Smog the Hog -- I shouldn't be that easy to beat! I can't seem to swing -- Cratos 
Ramiro

Hagar -- That was my best performance yet! -- Renard Da Kova

Angry Momentum -- You were our team's only win last turn, so you are the recipient of 
our only personal ad.  Though I'm sure it wasn't your intent, thanks for not making 
last turn's fights a complete loss.  I should probably return the favor sometime, but 
not until after this contest is over. -- Bad Moon Rising

Apocalyptor -- I seems I may be mistaken -- Neon God

Hobbes -- Well fought tiger -- Teddy

Short Sighted -- Hurray!  The streak is over! -- Ramona

Incantation -- They seek, oh yes they do -- Below Dark

Dagwood -- Tougher than you look! -- Brimstein

All -- I am barbarian! Hear me roar! -- Hagar, Comic Strips

Galaxian -- Just leave the money on the dresser, thanks. -- Lusty Lisa

Rare Breed -- Nice Fight. -- Sticky Vicki

Kick Man -- Might want to change to Kickedman. Cassellius

Renard Da Krapa -- Whatever! -- Hagar

Luna -- Always nice to give the Milites a loss!  Hope to bring you more! -- Deeders

Frogger -- 40+ FE might have something to do with my popularity.  Plus, lets be real.  
I'm Deeders, people love me!

Darque -- Apparently I bribed the wrong official to set up my match with one of yours 
-- Eye Bags

Funky Chicken -- You not only taste like it, you ARE IT.  Mmmm -- Big Gut

Axle Foley -- I needed that win.  It had been too long -- Acne

Wing -- Tough break.  Well not actually a break, but a -- Sprain

Murzio Korst -- We'll have none of your tricks here -- Receding Hair Line

Bad Moon Rising -- You are definitely going to be seeing another moon, but this one 
will be full. -- Angry Momentum

Hunzyker -- No fair that you get to bloodfeud, if you were a real man, you would be in 
the competition.  Once this is over you shall feel the wrath of the White Devil. -- 
White Devil

Barbara Ann -- I hate you. -- Viscious Hate

Spellweaver -- You should try some other types of weaving, cause what you working with 
is not cutting it. -- Restrained Contempt

Rare Breed -- I wish you were so rare that you didn't even exist. -- Den

Teddy -- Talk about unpleasant surprises, I found a finger in my soup. -- Angry 
Momentum

Assur -- I didn't read any of your personal ads last turn.  Just wanted you to be 
aware of that. -- Den

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BILLY BILL was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
VIOLET J was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
MAGIC NINJA #! was killed by SLAUGHTER PRIEST in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
VAUDRYN vanquished WHITE DEVIL in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
CASANOVA overpowered STICKY VICKI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TODD MAYES was bested by CHANTILLY LACE in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
THE RED ROCKER was vanquished by SPELLWEAVER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HUNZYKER outlasted THE WORLD in a slow 14 minute amateur's Challenge brawl.
CARJACK handily defeated QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 1 minute uneven Title melee.
HUB CAPP won victory over BAD MOON RISING in a action packed 4 minute veteran's duel.
RARE BREED was savagely defeated by LUNA KNIGHT in a 4 minute veteran's fight.
DRUNKEN DONUT luckily beat BIG GUT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute veteran's match.
FLO VALVE was handily defeated by LUSTY LISA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
THE HIEROPHANT was devastated by GALAXIAN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DEEDERS vanquished GORDONS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
QIX was vanquished by WHEELY BALDY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
FROGGER was devastated by LONGSHOREMAN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SAILOR MOON executed CASSELLIUS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
12 BRAVO was beaten by SNOOPY in a popular 1 minute match.
RUNE overcame HOBBES in a 1 minute competition.
MAMBA devastated ZAXXON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PEGGY SUE unbelievably bested RENARD DA KOVA in a popular 7 minute gruesome match.
WISE PILGRIM was viciously subdued by ANGRY MOMENTUM in a 1 minute fray.
KICK-MAN was subdued by SPRAIN in a 1 minute fight.
WOODFORD defeated REPULSO in a 1 minute duel.
NUTTY NECROMANCER executed SCALES in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DARK LOTUS was defeated by SMOG THE HOG in a exciting 1 minute bout.
BLUE MOON vanquished PASSIONNAIRE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TANNER viciously subdued ACNE in a 3 minute gruesome bout.
BELOW DARK was savagely defeated by WACKY WICCAN in a 2 minute gruesome competition.
RECEDING HAIR LINE was beaten by FREEBOOTER in a 2 minute fight.
MORI-ZUMA GRL overpowered TRICLOPS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
VISCIOUS HATE was overpowered by INCANTATION in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SWASHBUCKLER was overpowered by MURZIO KORST in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PICAROON narrowly defeated CANTA THE SHARK in a action packed 3 minute brutal bout.
WING HARPER bested APOCALYPTOR in a popular 1 minute duel.
DIAMONDBACK slimly won victory over RABID RODENT in a exciting 3 minute bloody battle.
THE ELUCIDATOR was overpowered by CAVOLA ZAPAYO in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BLOOP demolished BONE SAW in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HAGAR luckily beat PINK SHIRT in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
21 SPEED viciously subdued HAGAR in a 2 minute bloody bout.
CHEATER METER MAID was savagely defeated by AXLE FOLEY in a dull 7 minute competition.
SHORT SIGHTED was defeated by NEON GOD in a 2 minute battle.
CORSAIR slaughtered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
RAMONA subdued CALVIN in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
TEDDY WESTSIDE was viciously subdued by POT HOLE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
CRATOS RAMIRO slimly won victory over PHIL TURR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute melee.
BARBARA ANN was savagely defeated by 4 OF WANDS in a 3 minute match.
SLICE AND DICE was luckily beaten by GLACIER in a popular 3 minute beginner's bout.
TOODLES handily defeated DUKE OF EARL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DAGWOOD subdued VAL VALINE in a 3 minute novice's conflict.
MOONBOW subdued UNPLEASANT ODORS in a 2 minute novice's battle.
SUN BOY was beaten by RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a 4 minute amateur's conflict.
BRIMSTEIN was overcome by FAT JACK in a 2 minute amateur's match.
ROCKIN ROBBIN demolished SEVEN OF WANDS in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
DOCTOR SCIENCE was luckily beaten by HYDEKY in a exciting 4 minute novice's brawl.
HIGHWINE was bested by EMU PHILLIPS in a 3 minute novice's bout.
GRIMJACK was vanquished by GYRG in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MYKEY was savagely defeated by THE GIMP in a 1 minute bloody amateur's brawl.
THE TICKLER executed MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  23         WALL OF STEEL     57 -  45 -  7      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         PARRY-LUNGE       32 -  26 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         STRIKING ATTACK   80 -  73 - 11      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      15         TOTAL PARRY       79 -  75 -  2      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   13         LUNGING ATTACK    88 -  87 -  4      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-STRIKE      26 -  27 -  0      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         AIMED BLOW        78 -  83 -  5      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         SLASHING ATTACK   43 -  57 -  7      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         BASHING ATTACK    31 -  52 -  2      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  29 -  0      36  |

Turn 385 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      9 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK    11 - 12         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  6     AIMED BLOW         7 -  8         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY       10 -  7     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  6         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  CARJACK 4047               13   5  1  128 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DEEDERS 5419               15   9  1  115 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
TOTAL PARRY      DRUNKEN DONUT 3712         18   7  0  106 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
AIMED BLOW       GALAXIAN 4188              14   8  1  105 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
STRIKING ATTACK  SAILOR MOON 4133           12   6  1  102 LUNAE MILITES (387)
WALL OF STEEL    SNOOPY 5095                 7   2  1   65 COMIC STRIPS (557)
PARRY-LUNGE      QIX 4245                    9   4  0   55 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
PARRY-STRIKE     BLOOP 5327                  5   2  0   34 JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEEDERS 5419.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BAD MOON RISING 4019.  The ten other most popular fighters were BIG GUT 4911, 
RABID RODENT 5165, POT HOLE 5044, 4 OF WANDS 5484, DOCTOR SCIENCE 5476, PINK SHIRT 
5336, RENARD DA KOVA 5114, CANTA THE SHARK 5111, PHIL TURR 5442, and SLICE AND DICE 
5439.

The least popular fighter this week was HUNZYKER 5468.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CHEATER METER MAID 5280, PEGGY SUE 5426, HYDEKY 5503, MYKEY 5502, 
GRIMJACK 5445, EMU PHILLIPS 5507, SEVEN OF WANDS 5479, DUKE OF EARL 5501, BARBARA ANN 
5429, and AXLE FOLEY 5061.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

RARE BREED (28-5350) BIG SHOTS (574)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LUNA KNIGHT (28-3445) LUNAE MILITES (387)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.