DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/27/2015    Duedate: 03/26/2015

MORYA ARENA

DM-28    TURN-382

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

EYE BAGS
BASH BROS BODY (541)
(28-4910) [15-0-0,173]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

EYE BAGS                       WHEELY BALDY
BASH BROS BODY (541)           NEW MISFITS (565)
(28-4910) [15-0-0,173]         (28-5166) [6-2-1,50]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DEEDERS                        PASSIONNAIRE
TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)          STAFF OF LIFE (556)
(28-5419) [12-9-1,83]          (28-5191) [4-3-0,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LUNAE MILITES (387)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LUNAE MILITES (387)         45
2. MEAN PEOPLE (514)           41      BIG SHOTS (574)
3. BLATZ COALITION (579)       37      Unchartered Team
4. PANDORA'S CARDS (570)       33
5. UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)       29      BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 BIG SHOTS (574)           91  48  4 65.5   1/ 1 LUNAE MILITES (387)      11  4 0
 2- 3 MY GENERATION (533)       64  39  4 62.1   2/ 7 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)     10  5 2
 3/ 1*BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)    6   4  0 60.0   3/11 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)    10  5 0
 4/ 4 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)     67  47  3 58.8   4/ 3 BASH BROS BODY (541)     10  5 0
 5/ 6 BASH BROS BODY (541)      36  27  0 57.1   5/12 STAFF OF LIFE (556)       9  6 2
 6/ 0*MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)   19  15  1 55.9   6/ 2 SEA DOGS (567)            9  6 1
 7/ 7 MEAN PEOPLE (514)         30  24  3 55.6   7/ 6 BIG SHOTS (574)           9  6 1
 8/ 5*GOLDEN OLDIES (577)       17  14  1 54.8   8/ 4*OF WOLF AND MAN (558)     9  6 0
 9/ 9*OF WOLF AND MAN (558)     14  12  0 53.8   9/ 8 MOST LEE (561)            9  6 0
10/ 8 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)   240 218 11 52.4  10/ 9 SERPENTS HOLD (575)       9  6 0
11/10 SEA DOGS (567)           159 147 12 52.0  11/ 5 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)     9  6 0
12/11 LORDS OF DISCIPLIN (543) 273 258 17 51.4  12/10*GOLDEN OLDIES (577)       8  7 1
13/14 LUNAE MILITES (387)       88  84  7 51.2  13/15 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)     8  7 0
14/12 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)     54  52  3 50.9  14/20*BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)   6  4 0
15/15 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)     59  58  1 50.4  15/14 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)     6  9 1
16/13*NEW MISFITS (565)         20  20  1 50.0  16/16 MEAN PEOPLE (514)         6  9 0
17-16 DODGE BULLETS (126)      525 549 17 48.9  17/19*NEW MISFITS (565)         6  9 0
18/18 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)      72  77  6 48.3  18/22*FANATIC FURY (544)        5  5 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17 MOST LEE (561)            22  25  0 46.8  19/18 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)    5 10 1
20/19 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)     51  66  5 43.6  20/17 COMIC STRIPS (557)        5 10 0
21/21 STAFF OF LIFE (556)       23  32  2 41.8  21/13*JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)       5 10 0
22/20 COMIC STRIPS (557)        23  33  2 41.1  22/24*BIG LAKE PURE (568)       4 11 2
23/ 0*BLATZ COALITION (579)      2   3  0 40.0  23/25*THRESHOLD (560)           4 11 0
24/23*THRESHOLD (560)           11  19  0 36.7  24/23*NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)     3  7 1
25/26*FANATIC FURY (544)         9  16  0 36.0  25-26 MY GENERATION (533)       2  3 0
26/24*BIG LAKE PURE (568)       12  22  3 35.3  26/ 0*BLATZ COALITION (579)     2  3 0
27/25*JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)       13  27  1 32.5  27/28 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)       2  5 1
28/27 SERPENTS HOLD (575)       30  69  1 30.3  28-27 DODGE BULLETS (126)       1  0 0
29/22*NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)      6  14  2 30.0  29/21 LORDS OF DISCIPLIN (543)  1  4 0
30/28 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)       13  31  3 29.5  30/ 0*MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                           Slaughter Contest
                             Turn 4 Report

                               Turn        Turn  Total  Total
Score  Team                    Record      Score Fights DAs
 16    LUNAE MILITES (387)     4-1-0-1, Y    3   20/20   0
 14    SEA DOGS (567)          4-1-1-0, Y    5   20/20   0
  8    BASH BROS BODY (541)    3-2-0-0, Y    2   20/20   0
  7    UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)   3-2-0-0, Y    2   20/20   0
  7    CLASSIC ARCADE (415)    2-3-0-0, Y    0   20/20   0
  6    OF WOLF AND MAN (558)   4-1-0-0, Y    4   20/20   0
  5    TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)   4-1-0-0, Y    4   20/20   0
  5    MOST LEE (561)          2-3-0-1, Y   -1   20/20   0
  5    GOLDEN OLDIES (577)     4-1-0-0, Y    4   20/20   0
  4    SERPENTS HOLD (575)     4-1-0-0, Y    4   20/20   1
  4    PANDORA'S CARDS (570)   1-4-0-0, Y   -2   20/20   0
  4    OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)  1-4-0-0, Y   -2   20/20   0
  4    BIG SHOTS (574)         2-3-1-0, Y    1   19/20   0
  3    MAGICAL MADNESS (417)   3-2-0-0, Y    2   20/20   0
  2    NEW MISFITS (565)       1-4-0-0, Y   -2   20/20   0
  2    MEAN PEOPLE (514)       1-4-0-0, Y   -2   20/20   0
  1    COMIC STRIPS (557)      1-4-0-1, Y   -3   19/20   1
  0    STAFF OF LIFE (556)     3-2-1-1, Y    2   20/20   1
 -1    FANATIC FURY (544)      0-0-0-0, N    0   12/20   0
 -2    NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)   0-0-0-0, N    0   15/20   1
 -3    JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)     2-3-0-0, Y    0   20/20   0
 -9    BIG LAKE PURE (568)     2-3-0-1, Y   -1   20/20   0
-10    THRESHOLD (560)         1-4-0-1, Y   -3   20/20   1

Moderators:
   Street Legal & Assurnasirbanipal

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     And so another turn goes by and no invite.  Not that Assur is complaining.  He
likes me getting wins.  Myself, it is a lot of work practicing and preparing for
fights every week, not to mention the stress of the actual fight.  Ah, well,
retirement will be here soon enough.  Until then, I am your sleepless Duelmaster.

Eye Bags

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly MORYA games.  There were bitter words at JUGGALO 
RYDAZ's guildhouse after a 1-4-0 showing this week which dropped the stable into 
21st.  Dark Arena anyone?  Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the 
corner!  Witness how this week MAGICAL MADNESS went 4-1-0 to move up 8 in the 
rankings.  Did only my eyes note the 4-1-0 record which MEAN PEOPLE managed to post 
this round?  I don't doubt that such a record will draw challengers!  FROGGER caught 
the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested ACE OF CUPS 
and was awarded 28 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, 
THE ELUCIDATOR put down WHITE DEVIL, causing him to lose 16 points of recognition in 
the process.  Not for nothing has EYE BAGS in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's 
throne, and this week he's proven his combat skill yet again.  Heed this!  A seer has 
warned that if exactly 6 die in duels this week, the whole city shall perish!  Just 
remember...5 or 7!   
     But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades 
that is city MORYA.  Loose talk at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms 
the knowledge that many fighters are after BLUE MOON.  Watch your back!   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  Perhaps even the strong cannot escape the vagaries of this world.  
This week arena veteran SID SICKLE was slain, despite a 7-4-1 record.  I must report 
the passing of ACE OF CUPS, veteran of many duels.  13-13-3 final record His was not 
illustrious--but death plays no favorites.  My hearty congratulations BLUE MOON, for 
thy revenge upon TODD MAYES, slayer of thy fallen comrade.  Next time he will know 
better, eh?  Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms.  One thing is 
sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in MORYA.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  More than a sharp eye must I keep, 
indeed a stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari await 
me!  Till next we meet remember:  a fool flies into a rage quickly and often.  The 
wise are angered by the same thing only once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EYE BAGS 4910                15   0  0   173       BASH BROS BODY (541)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FUNKY CHICKEN 4816           17  12  1   111       MY GENERATION (533)
 SAILOR MOON 4133             10   5  0   111       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 5294       9   4  0   101       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
 FROGGER 3656                 15  15  1   100       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 LUSTY LISA 5412              12  13  2   100       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 LUNA KNIGHT 3445             18  20  0    99       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 THE HIEROPHANT 5298          14   4  0    97       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
 KLYDE SPECTRE 4612            9   2  1    93       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 RARE BREED 5350              16   9  0    92       BIG SHOTS (574)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARJACK 4047                 10   5  1    90       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 GALAXIAN 4188                13   6  1    87       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 DRUNKEN DONUT 3712           16   6  0    86       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 TALISMAN 3667                12  13  1    86       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 HUB CAPP 4168                16  11  0    84       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
-MONGO CRUSH 5024             16  11  0    83       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 DEEDERS 5419                 12   9  1    83       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 FLO VALVE 4243                8  10  1    83       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
-ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 4813       11   6  2    80       MY GENERATION (533)
 STICKY VICKI 5421             9  14  1    77       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 GORDONS 5337                 13   4  0    76       BIG SHOTS (574)
 BAD MOON RISING 4019         12  11  1    71       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 BIG GUT 4911                 10   8  0    67       BASH BROS BODY (541)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LUCKY LOOIE 5022             13  11  1    66       DODGE BULLETS (126)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WICKER GREMLIN 5052           7   3  0    62       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 LONGSHOREMAN 5199             6   1  0    61       SEA DOGS (567)
-HONG KONG FOOEY 4834          9   4  0    57       MY GENERATION (533)
 RUNE 4083                     8   5  0    57       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QIX 4245                      7   3  0    56       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 BLUE MOON 4373                5   0  1    52       LUNAE MILITES (387)
-DOCTOR OF STYLE 3707          4   2  0    51       MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)
 WHEELY BALDY 5166             6   2  1    50       NEW MISFITS (565)
 MAMBA 5373                    6   3  0    49       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 SCALES 5374                   6   3  0    48       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 PEGGY SUE 5426                5   2  1    47       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 BARBARA ANN 5429              3   3  0    47       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 CASANOVA 4886                 6   7  0    46       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
 WOODFORD 5338                12   5  1    43       BIG SHOTS (574)
 PICAROON 5202                 6   0  0    41       SEA DOGS (567)
-DOOMSTRIKE 3708               5   2  0    39       MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)
 CAVOLA ZAPAYO 5112            4   1  0    38       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 ZAXXON 4172                   7  10  1    37       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
-STORM WARNING 5033            7  15  0    36       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 TANNER 5387                   5   5  0    36       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 ANGRY MOMENTUM 5274           4   3  1    35       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 CASSELLIUS 5431               4   1  0    35       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 TEDDY WESTSIDE 5122           5   1  0    34       THRESHOLD (560)
 THE LOVERS 5290               5   2  0    34       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TODD MAYES 4883               5   7  3    33       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
 SNOOPY 5095                   4   2  1    33       COMIC STRIPS (557)
 PASSIONNAIRE 5191             4   3  0    33       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 VICIOUS LEE 5140              5   4  0    32       MOST LEE (561)
 WISE PILGRIM 5085             6   5  0    31       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 BLACKHEART 3709               5   3  0    30       MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)
 REPULSO 5167                  5   3  0    30       NEW MISFITS (565)
 12 BRAVO 5334                 3   1  1    30       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
 SPRAIN 5195                   3   2  0    30       BASH BROS BODY (541)
-I'M JUST A BILL 4815          3   3  0    30       MY GENERATION (533)
 CANTA THE SHARK 5111          1   4  0    30       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 WACKY WICCAN 4314             5   2  0    29       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 THE ELUCIDATOR 5311           3   3  1    29       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 CORSAIR 5198                  3   2  0    29       SEA DOGS (567)
 CHANTILLY LACE 5430           5   4  0    28       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 CHEATER METER MAID 5280       4   1  0    28       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 HIGHWINE 5440                 3   0  1    28       BIG SHOTS (574)
 MURZIO KORST 5157             3   2  0    28       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 NUTTY NECROMANCER 5328        2   3  0    28       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 LEAN MAC 5313                 4   2  1    27       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 DARK LOTUS 5309               4   2  0    27       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)
 CRATOS RAMIRO 5110            4   1  0    27       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 KICK-MAN 5436                 3   1  1    27       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 RECEDING HAIR LINE 5125       3   2  0    27       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 AXLE FOLEY 5061               2   3  0    27       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 SWASHBUCKLER 5197             3   2  3    26       SEA DOGS (567)
 BELOW DARK 5124               3   3  0    26       THRESHOLD (560)
 QUIET LEE 5138                6   3  0    25       MOST LEE (561)
 HAGAR 5092                    5   4  0    25       COMIC STRIPS (557)
 WING HARPER 5194              4   3  1    25       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 FREEBOOTER 5201               4   5  0    25       SEA DOGS (567)
 THE LARPER 5456               2   0  0    25       BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)
 TRICLOPS 5164                 5   3  0    24       NEW MISFITS (565)
 FOOLISH LEE 5363              4   1  0    24       MOST LEE (561)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VIOLET J 5142                 2   6  0    24       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VISCIOUS HATE 5277            4   2  1    23       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 MAYBELLINE 5428               2   3  0    23       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 ANDARIEL 4980                 2   2  0    22       FANATIC FURY (544)
 DIAMONDBACK 5366              3   2  0    21       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 BILLY BILL 5145               2   6  0    21       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)
-MARIN BLEU 5134               2   5  0    21       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 ROGER GOODELL 5453            2   0  0    20       BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)
-DEADEYE DALE 5168             2   1  0    19       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 HATRED 5361                   2   2  0    19       FANATIC FURY (544)
 RAIDER BLAGG 5326             2   3  0    19       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 INCANTATION 5057              4   1  0    18       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 RENARD DA KOVA 5114           2   3  0    18       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 VAUDRYN 5470                  1   0  0    18       BLATZ COALITION (579)
 HOBBES 5106                   3   6  0    17       COMIC STRIPS (557)
 BONE SAW 5331                 2   2  0    17       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
 SHORT SIGHTED 5276            1   6  1    17       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 ACNE 5147                     1   4  0    15       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 LEONARD SMALLS 5457           1   1  0    15       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 APOCALYPTOR 5163              3   5  0    14       NEW MISFITS (565)
 POT HOLE 5044                 2   3  0    14       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 SMOG THE HOG 5281             1   4  1    14       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
-WHISPER 3964                  3   3  1    13       MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)
 AGIEL 5359                    1   2  0    12       FANATIC FURY (544)
 BLOOP 5327                    3   2  0    11       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)
 EVENTURAL LEE 5362            3   2  0    11       MOST LEE (561)
-BIG MAX 4041                  1   0  0    11       MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)
 HAGAR 5437                    3   1  0    10       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 ANGER 4978                    2   4  0    10       FANATIC FURY (544)
 RABID RODENT 5165             1   7  0    10       NEW MISFITS (565)
 MAGIC NINJA #! 5308           1   5  1     9       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)
 PINK SHIRT 5336               2   2  0     8       BIG SHOTS (574)
 FURIEL 5360                   2   2  0     8       FANATIC FURY (544)
 NEON GOD 5121                 1   5  0     8       THRESHOLD (560)
 MOONBOW 5462                  1   0  0     8       LUNAE MILITES (387)
-MYRON MEI 5081                1   5  0     8       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 RAMONA 5123                   1   5  0     8       THRESHOLD (560)
 21 SPEED 5333                 1   3  1     7       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
 WHITE DEVIL 5451              1   1  0     7       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 CALVIN 5434                   1   3  0     6       COMIC STRIPS (557)
 DAGWOOD 5461                  1   0  0     6       COMIC STRIPS (557)
 SUN BOY 5463                  1   0  0     6       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 HUNZYKER 5468                 1   0  0     5       BLATZ COALITION (579)
 HENRY WINKLER 5455            1   1  0     4       BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)
 JONNY FEVER 5454              1   1  0     4       BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)
 PHIL TURR 5442                0   3  0     3       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 THE RED ROCKER 5452           0   2  0     2       BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)
 TOODLES 5446                  0   2  0     2       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 SLICE AND DICE 5439           0   2  0     2       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
 BRIMSTEIN 5464                0   1  0     1       THRESHOLD (560)
-LIGHTLY STONE 5282            0   1  0     1       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 GEDDY LEE 5466                0   1  0     1       MOST LEE (561)
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 5472      0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE PURE (568)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BRICK TAMLAND 5284      0  1 0 ACTION SIX NEWS 569  12 BRAVO 5334         378  NOT REVENGED
RON BURGANDY 5286       0  1 0 ACTION SIX NEWS 569  FROG ORSO 5322        378  NONE
DARK SILHOUTTE 5444     0  2 0 BIG LAKE PURE 568    SWASHBUCKLER 5197     381   
RENCID BREATH 5358      0  2 0 BIG LAKE PURE 568    SWASHBUCKLER 5197     379   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
UNWANTED COMPANY 5357   1  2 0 BIG LAKE PURE 568    21 SPEED 5333         380   
DA MEAT 1 5471          0  1 0 BLATZ COALITION 579  DARK CHAMPION         382  NONE
DA MEAT II 5467         0  1 0 BLATZ COALITION 579  WURM KIN              382  NONE
PYKE 5469               0  1 0 BLATZ COALITION 579  KICK-MAN 5436         382   
TEMPEST 4274            1  1 0 CLASSIC ARCADE 415   BLUE MOON 4373        378  NOT REVENGED
GARFIELD 5096           3  4 1 COMIC STRIPS 557     WING HARPER 5194      380   
SHIMY KO-KO BOP 5427    2  3 0 GOLDEN OLDIES 577    MOUNTAIN TROLL        382  NONE
THE HUSH 5279           2  1 1 LORDS OF DISCIPL 543 PEGGY SUE 5426        380   
UACCEPTABLE BS 5465     0  1 0 LORDS OF DISCIPL 543 HIGH ELF              382  NONE
MOONRAKER 4190          4  4 1 LUNAE MILITES 387    TODD MAYES 4883       381  JUST REVENGED
SID SICKLE 4608         7  4 1 MEAN PEOPLE 514      CARJACK 4047          382   
SWINDLER STANG 4617     5  2 0 MEAN PEOPLE 514      FLO VALVE 4243        380   
FURIOUS LEE 5137        1  5 0 MOST LEE 561         MOONRAKER 4190        379  NONE
RIDICULOUS LEE 5438     1  1 0 MOST LEE 561         HIGHWINE 5440         381   
PLZ KILL ME 2 5433      0  3 0 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS 573  VISCIOUS HATE 5277    382   
SUPER SOLDIER 5332      0  1 0 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS 573  SMOG THE HOG 5281     378  NOT REVENGED
ACE OF CUPS 5288       13 13 3 PANDORA'S CARDS 570  FROGGER 3656          382   
KNIGHT OF CUPS 5289     2  3 0 PANDORA'S CARDS 570  ANGRY MOMENTUM 5274   382   
TOKARA 5365             1  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 575    MAGIC NINJA #! 5308   379   
RED THE NEEDLE 5329     0  2 0 STAFF OF LIFE 556    LEAN MAC 5313         379   
BOBNOXIOUS 5413         0  3 0 TEAM KASSEL TAP 576  SNOOPY 5095           378  NOT REVENGED
KILBRIDE BURN 5449      0  1 0 THRESHOLD 560        THE ELUCIDATOR 5311   381   
WILDFIRE 5120           1  1 0 THRESHOLD 560        SWASHBUCKLER 5197     378  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Dark Silhoutte -- Consider your death a punishment from the spelling gods. --
Swashbuckler

Morya -- Bring it on, ya landlubbers! -- Picaroon of Sea Dogs

Wahooo!  Three two for those with touched by abracadabra!  Runey Rune smacked Billy
Bill all over the sands, weeeeeee!  Talisman trickily changed his techniques and
revenged himself by drinking from Ace's Cup (YUCKY!).  Guess it could have been
worse, we hear Gene breathes fire!  We don't want Talisman talking anymore, no we
don't do we dears?  He's so weird!  I tangled up Mister Foley's bootstraps and
tripped my way to a win.  Or did I stuff his tailpipe with fruit?  I forget!  At
least that boring Incantation lost.  If he won he'd drone on and on and we can't have
that can we dears?  He's so monotongues, er monograph, um....  He has mono! Ewwwww!
-- Wacky Wiccan

Maybelline -- Truly, I am impressed! -- Apocalyptor

Longshoreman -- Oh, no! Not you again! -- Triclops

Cassellius -- Thanks!  You actually saved us from a very miserable turn... -- Wheely
B.

Ramona -- I broke your axle. -- Pot Hole

Mamba -- Your bite was not kind -- Smog

Deeders -- So close and yet I was not there -- CarJack

I predict that the the top two teams will have a hard time this round -- Slugbait

Lunae Milites -- I was not looking to kill when I battled Moonraker.  Please, forgive
me. -- Todd Mayes

Sid -- Did you pay the arenamaster for that win?  Let's see what happens next time.
-- Cas

     Not paid enough.... -- Arenamaster Nor

My Generation--Bash Bros--Lords of Disciplin--Dodge Bullets -- Morya has grown while
I was away.  It's good to see your old faces.  I will be reopening Bizarro's.  Come
by and have some spirits on the house. -- Charlie Rankin

Snoopy -- Man was that UGLY!  If I don't shape up I am off to fight in the dark for
sure! -- Renard Da Kova

Viscious Hate -- That's how you swing the steel, little fella! -- Cavola Zapayo

Incantation -- My first win and your first loss!  I will take what I can get! --
Canta the Shark

Knight of Cups -- Bet you don't get that very often from my style do you? -- Murzio
Korst

Raider Blagg -- Man that was some ugly sword play for both of us till the end there,
I nearly fell asleep and I was fighting! -- Cratos Ramiro

All -- I am a rare breed. -- Rare Breed of Big Shots

All -- I'm still going to kill you all. -- Hagar of Comic Strips

Lil Denny -- Don't care. -- Spirit

All -- Okay I need to turn this thing around.  Where's the wheel?? -- Spirit

Nutty Necromancer sat in his usual perch, a wobbly three legged stool facing the
darkest corner in the guild house.
     "Gee Incantation, what are we going to do today?" he queried.
     "Same thing we do every day, Necromancer, " he responded in a poor approximation
of Incantation's monotonic baritone, "chant my name, chant my name!"
"And they call me Nutty," replying to himself. -- Nutty Necromancer

This is Galaxian reminding his foolish teammates to get their personal ads in VERY
soon!  That is all!  Nothing to see here!  Move along!  Are you still standing there?
Move along I said!  GET!  GET!  GET! -- Galaxian, spokeperson for Classic Arcade

Acne -- Well suited to your weapon?  That's Old School!  Respect. -- Quiet Lee

Rabid Rodent -- Dude!  Go to the vet.  Get the shot.  It's better for everyone. --
Vicious Lee

Phil Turr -- I heard it was a quick weapon.  Turns out they were right!  But "they"
never told me it did so little damage.  What a rip off! -- Foolish Lee

Receding Hair Line -- I knew something was up when you threw a crit in minute one.
Not my day!  I will get you next time. -- Eventual Lee

"Knowing is not enough, we must apply.  Willing is not enough, we must do." -- The
real Bruce Lee

Higher death rate in "Slaughter Challenge"? -- Gardener

Blue Moon -- I play the blues, not your looney tunes. -- Wise

Will Mean People finish first?  Fiat lux! -- Sun Boy

"Bain the Sand Reckoner" has a nice ring to it.

Kick-man -- Insert coin. -- Wing

Kilbride Burn -- You went for the kill, and now *you're* gone. -- Elucidator (in
self-defense)

Greetings to Abyss and his lovely, deadly ladies. -- The Ringmaster of Juggalo Rydaz

I didn't know there was a chart for the weapons and such.  How lame is that? --
Ringmaster

Oh, you dirty rat in pink shirt, you pay for that! -- Magic Ninja #1, Juggalo Rydaz

Rune -- Hmmm... "Wounded in the pelvis?"  Trying to make me an eunuch?! -- Billy
Bill, Juggalo Rydaz

Bloooooooop!!! -- Bloop, Juggalo Rydaz

Vicious Lee -- Don't you know that the Wicked Clowns will NEVER EVER DIE?  (Though we
may lose a lot of fights.) -- Violent F, Juggalo Rydaz

White Devil -- Come on, don't hit me in my face.  I'm already a 6'4" giantess, I
can't be ugly on top of that! -- Dark Lotus, Juggalo Rydaz

The Hierophant -- You Again, same result.  Not terribly interesting around here is
it. -- Hub Capp

Gordons -- Thanks for the invite.  I'll drink to that!  My numbers are 13-4-14-13-17-
12-11, liking Shortsword, Low OE, Very Low Activity, and learning decise.  I guess my
boss won't drink to that! -- Freddy Fender

Drunken Donut -- I was expecting a Boston Creme, not a Sour Cream Glazed. -- Flo
Valve

Wacky Wiccan -- Sure, it seems like all my teammates draw a scum, but what do I get,
a nasty witch. -- Axle Foley

Foolish Lee -- Careful, I'm not sure you could beat a real warrior, which clearly I
am not. -- Phil Turr

Hagar -- You are still horrible. -- Freebooter of Sea Dogs

Queen of Pentacles -- I'm usually not a forward with ladies, but there is something
ominous about you. -- Luna Knight

Big Gut -- I suggest a reduced calorie diet and some cardio to get rid of that
midsection. -- Sailor Moon

Wise Pilgrim -- That was an oddity for sure. -- Blue Moon

Zaxxon -- I prefer Galaga, but you were fun. -- Bad Moon Rising

Todd Mayes -- Well now, that was rather disappointing. -- Ghost of Moonraker

Moonraker -- AB -- 11-7-11-15-9-10-21.  Bonused in ATT and really liked to learn ATT
which isn't very useful for an arena AB surrounded by much faster warriors.  All of
this is just a nice way of saying, she won't be making the dead roster in October.

     It appears that Khisanth tried three times to send personals and hal rejected 
them.  Sorry about that.

Thanks to everyone for the support.  It wasn't malicious.  I think they thought it

was better if I stop challenging.  It wasn't a big thing.  But it is nice to know
that I am wanted.  Then again, I think you guys just want me around because I am easy
pickings.  That right, I know what you guys are up to. -- Longshot

No, they want ME for easy pickings. -- Jorja

Assur -- Ahhhh...  Do I have to stop challenging you?  Well, okay. -- Longshot

Blue Moon -- Blind nut?  Are you talking about your manager? -- Marin Bleu

Peggy Sue -- The Hush will be back.  We hope he comes back and take your head. --
Lords of Discipline

Klyde Spectre -- Geez man.  Get someone to read Turn 380's newsletter.  Try and keep
up.  But you should feel privileged.  I mean, an immortal bothered to speak to you.
By the way, did you finish polishing my boots yet?  I don't want to hear anymore
nonsense about your tongue being tired either. -- Water Rat

Den -- That's right, Den.  I threw down my toys and went home.  Then I realized Seam
is closed and Monuntial is closed.  So, I guess I will be back... eventually. --
Longshot

Longshot -- Let me read that back to you:  "I had my idiot slasher challenge you and
when he got tired and you killed him, I was sad.  But that must be your fault because
it couldn't possibly have been mine.  You must be some super secret megawarrior with
all sorts of hidden FE because otherwise you couldn't have killed my idiot slasher.
So I am going home to soak my head."  Sound about right?  Hate to tell you but your
little dream machine lost to an 11-21-13-10-15-5-11 TP with a total of 5 FE.  So...
suck it. -- Regards, Peggy Sue

Sailor Moon -- I hate you. -- Big Gut

Quiet Lee -- With my problem, you certainly won't see my calling attention to myself.
Quiet seems the right way to go. -- Acne

Eventual Lee -- the outcome will be decided. -- Receding Hair Line

We're officially shut down, but they sent us one last newsletter, so...

Our congratulations to Freddy Fender. -- Jorja and the Bullet Dodgers

Plus, we salute the tourney participants. -- Jorja et al

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SHIMY KO-KO BOP was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
UACCEPTABLE BS was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DA MEAT II was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA MEAT 1 was dispatched by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
TODD MAYES was bested by BLUE MOON in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
JONNY FEVER was overpowered by AXLE FOLEY in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
THE RED ROCKER was viciously subdued by RENARD DA KOVA in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
THE LARPER beat ACNE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
EYE BAGS overpowered FREDDY FENDER in a action packed 1 minute uneven Title melee.
THE HIEROPHANT unbelievably bested DEEDERS in a action packed 3 minute veteran's duel.
LUSTY LISA defeated TALISMAN in a action packed 1 minute veteran's fight.
GALAXIAN was overpowered by SAILOR MOON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
DRUNKEN DONUT was viciously subdued by QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 3 minute conflict.
LUNA KNIGHT bested FLO VALVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's bout.
SID SICKLE was assassinated by CARJACK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
KLYDE SPECTRE overcame GORDONS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
ACE OF CUPS was viciously butchered by FROGGER in a 2 minute brutal veteran's brawl.
STICKY VICKI was subdued by HUB CAPP in a exciting 3 minute veteran's bout.
RARE BREED defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute master's conflict.
BAD MOON RISING devastated SCALES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BIG GUT viciously subdued BARBARA ANN in a action packed 3 minute one-sided match.
PICAROON outwaited CHANTILLY LACE in a 9 minute contest.
CASANOVA overpowered MAYBELLINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
QIX savagely defeated VICIOUS LEE in a exciting 1 minute gory duel.
LONGSHOREMAN vanquished 12 BRAVO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAMBA vanquished MURZIO KORST in a 1 minute uneven bout.
RUNE overcame SNOOPY in a 1 minute bout.
PEGGY SUE unbelievably bested PASSIONNAIRE in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bout.
WHEELY BALDY vanquished WING HARPER in a 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
CAVOLA ZAPAYO viciously subdued VIOLET J in a popular 1 minute brutal fray.
WOODFORD savagely defeated CANTA THE SHARK in a popular 1 minute brutal fight.
BLACKHEART was luckily beaten by CHEATER METER MAID in a action packed 5 minute bout.
RECEDING HAIR LINE was viciously subdued by THE LOVERS in a popular 3 minute duel.
TEDDY WESTSIDE subdued BILLY BILL in a 1 minute match.
CASSELLIUS bested SWASHBUCKLER in a 1 minute beginner vs. veteran upset bout.
TRICLOPS was subdued by ZAXXON in a 3 minute match.
SPRAIN overcame POT HOLE in a 3 minute match.
WISE PILGRIM slimly won victory over SHORT SIGHTED in a popular 3 minute bout.
TANNER overpowered APOCALYPTOR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
FREEBOOTER was overcome by DARK LOTUS in a 1 minute duel.
WACKY WICCAN beat SMOG THE HOG in a 2 minute fight.
ANGRY MOMENTUM murdered KNIGHT OF CUPS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
VISCIOUS HATE delivered the death blow upon PLZ KILL ME 2 in a 1 minute match.
CORSAIR overcame DIAMONDBACK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
REPULSO overpowered FURIEL in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MAGIC NINJA #! was overcome by HAGAR in a 2 minute melee.
THE ELUCIDATOR handily defeated WHITE DEVIL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LEAN MAC defeated BONE SAW in a 2 minute battle.
RAIDER BLAGG defeated HOBBES in a 2 minute duel.
RABID RODENT was savagely defeated by FOOLISH LEE in a action packed 1 minute bout.
NUTTY NECROMANCER handily defeated NEON GOD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
QUIET LEE subdued PHIL TURR in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice conflict.
BELOW DARK demolished 21 SPEED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
RAMONA was bested by INCANTATION in a 2 minute conflict.
CRATOS RAMIRO overpowered ANGER in a 4 minute brutal one-sided struggle.
EVENTURAL LEE was bested by LEONARD SMALLS in a exciting 3 minute amateur's fight.
HATRED demolished HAGAR in a tiring 7 minute gory mismatched contest.
AGIEL vanquished GEDDY LEE in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PINK SHIRT was devastated by VAUDRYN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CALVIN was overpowered by HIGHWINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KICK-MAN slaughtered PYKE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SLICE AND DICE was luckily beaten by DAGWOOD in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
TOODLES was bested by SUN BOY in a 2 minute bloody novice's fight.
BLOOP was demolished by ROGER GOODELL in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
ANDARIEL overpowered HENRY WINKLER in a action packed 3 minute one-sided fight.
BRIMSTEIN was beaten by HUNZYKER in a 3 minute novice's battle.
MOONBOW viciously subdued RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a 3 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         PARRY-LUNGE       27 -  22 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 20         LUNGING ATTACK    64 -  59 -  4      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      18         PARRY-STRIKE      25 -  24 -  1      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         TOTAL PARRY       64 -  62 -  2      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   13         WALL OF STEEL     36 -  35 -  6      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         STRIKING ATTACK   58 -  63 -  8      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         AIMED BLOW        60 -  69 -  4      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  22 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         SLASHING ATTACK   36 -  50 -  5      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    31 -  49 -  2      39  |

Turn 382 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 11         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        10 -  8     BASHING ATTACK     5 -  6         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  9     PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  4         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      7 -  6     SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  7         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  9     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  5         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  EYE BAGS 4910              15   0  0  173 BASH BROS BODY (541)
AIMED BLOW       QUEEN OF PENTACLES 5294     9   4  0  101 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
TOTAL PARRY      THE HIEROPHANT 5298        14   4  0   97 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
LUNGING ATTACK   KLYDE SPECTRE 4612          9   2  1   93 MEAN PEOPLE (514)
SLASHING ATTACK  CARJACK 4047               10   5  1   90 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
PARRY-LUNGE      QIX 4245                    7   3  0   56 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
WALL OF STEEL    BLUE MOON 4373              5   0  1   52 LUNAE MILITES (387)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEEDERS 5419.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PASSIONNAIRE 5191.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLACKHEART 3709, 
DEEDERS 5419, ANDARIEL 4980, QUEEN OF PENTACLES 5294, BIG GUT 4911, KLYDE SPECTRE 
4612, THE LOVERS 5290, SHORT SIGHTED 5276, AXLE FOLEY 5061, and STICKY VICKI 5421.

The least popular fighter this week was HAGAR 5437.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HATRED 5361, CHANTILLY LACE 5430, ANGER 4978, PEGGY SUE 5426, HENRY 
WINKLER 5455, SUN BOY 5463, PYKE 5469, CALVIN 5434, PINK SHIRT 5336, and RAMONA 5123.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

FREDDY FENDER (28-3956) OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)

                                      A REMINDER

     On behalf of the mailroom slaves, please, please, put your arena number on 
everything, including your personals and diplos!  
     All diplos must show the recipient's name, team name, and arena number.  
     Sometimes stuff gets misfiled, delayed, not printed, or not delivered because we 
don't know where it belongs.  Thank you.
                                          -- A lowly mailroom slave

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      K. CARSON (8-3609) SUPERIOR FORCES  (436)   
                    MISCHIEVOUS IMP (36-1504) FRIEND OR FOE  (163)   
                          DR FUGLY (61-3477) 071406W  (384)   
                       RED-HOT FRYER (82-50979) 072707J  (8581) 
                          CHAIR (84-11685) WORDS VII  (2124)  
                          BRAIN (84-13446) NOUNS III  (2364)  
                     KYLSEN (84-16515) BUBBA'S 15TH ARMY  (2917)  
                EVERYONE WANTS SOME (84-26980) ROOKIE HALEN 9  (4782)  

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                      SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN NEWARK, NEW JERSEY!

Our summer FTF will be held in Newark, New Jersey, July 17-19, 2015.  It will be held 
at the Doubletree Newark Airport Hotel in Newark, New Jersey (800-222-TREE (8733)).  
Room rates are $119.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes free airport shuttle 
and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center, jacuzzi, indoor pool, and 
business center, as well as several resturants inside the hotel.  Self-parking is $8.  
The rooms are blocked--code REA.  (If you have trouble making reservations, please let 
us know!) 

Hotel site:  http://tinyurl.com/FF55-Newark

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                                          -- RSI