DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/07/2014    Duedate: 12/04/2014

MORYA ARENA

DM-28    TURN-378

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WATER RAT
LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
(28-5045) [15-5-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

EYE BAGS                       KLYDE SPECTRE
BASH BROS BODY (541)           MEAN PEOPLE (514)
(28-4910) [11-0-0,133]         (28-4612) [6-1-1,54]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FREDDY FENDER                  TEQUILA
OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)         BIG SHOTS (574)
(28-3956) [16-20-1,125]        (28-5341) [16-4-1,79]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NEW MISFITS (565)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)      61
2. SEA DOGS (567)              60      BIG SHOTS (574)
3. GOLDEN OLDIES (577)         60      Unchartered Team
4. UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)       51
5. EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)       46      NEW MISFITS (565)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 BIG SHOTS (574)           79  40  3 66.4   1/ 2*NEW MISFITS (565)        11  4 1
 2/ 6*NEW MISFITS (565)         13   7  1 65.0   2/ 1*MEAN PEOPLE (514)         9  5 0
 3/ 3 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)    196 110  6 64.1   3/ 4*MOST LEE (561)            8  4 0
 4/ 0*GOLDEN OLDIES (577)        7   4  0 63.6   4/ 3 LORDS OF DISCIPLIN (543)  8  5 1
 5/ 5 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)     57  37  3 60.6   5/ 9*THRESHOLD (560)           6  4 0
 6/ 2*THRESHOLD (560)            6   4  0 60.0   6/ 6 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)     6  5 0
 7/ 7*MEAN PEOPLE (514)         20  14  2 58.8   7/ 0 BIG SHOTS (574)           6  6 1
 8/ 0*RUMBLE FROGS (572)         4   3  1 57.1   8/10*BIG LAKE PURE (568)       6  8 1
 9/ 8 BASH BROS BODY (541)      23  20  0 53.5   9/ 0 LUNAE MILITES (387)       5  0 1
10/ 0 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)   233 205 10 53.2  10/ 0 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)    5  0 0
11/ 0 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)     45  41  2 52.3  11/ 8 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)     5  2 0
12/ 9 LORDS OF DISCIPLIN (543) 269 252 17 51.6  12/ 0 SERPENTS HOLD (575)       5  8 0
13/10 SEA DOGS (567)           146 140 10 51.0  13/11*STAFF OF LIFE (556)       5 10 0
14-12 DODGE BULLETS (126)      524 549 17 48.8  14/ 0 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)     4  1 1
15/11 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)     47  50  1 48.5  15/22 SEA DOGS (567)            4  1 1
16/ 0 LUNAE MILITES (387)       72  80  6 47.4  16/ 7*KARA NO TANI (559)        4 11 1
17-13 PLANETS (536)             96 112  4 46.2  17/15 COMIC STRIPS (557)        3  2 2
18/ 0 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)      59  70  4 45.7  18-12 PLANETS (536)             3  2 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/14*BIG LAKE PURE (568)        6   8  1 42.9  19/ 0*RUMBLE FROGS (572)        3  2 1
20/15 COMIC STRIPS (557)        15  21  2 41.7  20/ 0 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)      3  2 0
21/17*MOST LEE (561)            11  16  0 40.7  21/17 BASH BROS BODY (541)      3  4 0
22/ 0 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)     39  58  5 40.2  22/ 0 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)     3  7 1
23/ 0*NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)      2   3  1 40.0  23/14*JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)       3 12 0
24/16*STAFF OF LIFE (556)       13  22  0 37.1  24/ 0*NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)     2  3 1
25/18*KARA NO TANI (559)         8  17  1 32.0  25/ 0*GOLDEN OLDIES (577)       2  3 0
26-19*CARESS OF STEEL (549)      5  11  1 31.3  26/21 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)     2  5 0
27/20*JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)        5  15  0 25.0  27/ 0*OF WOLF AND MAN (558)     1  4 0
28/ 0 SERPENTS HOLD (575)       19  60  1 24.1  28-18*CARESS OF STEEL (549)     1  4 0
29/22*FANATIC FURY (544)         2   9  0 18.2  29/20*FANATIC FURY (544)        1  8 0
30/ 0*OF WOLF AND MAN (558)      1   5  0 16.7  30-13 DODGE BULLETS (126)       0  5 0
31/23*ACTION SIX NEWS (569)      0   5  0  0.0  31/23*ACTION SIX NEWS (569)     0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                        SLAUGHTER CHALLENGE 2 INTRODUCTION

Welcome to the Slaughter Challenge 2 Contest.  This contest is a small token memorial
to honor former manager Rich Hammes (known better in the dueling world as Abarsis,
the Slaughter Priest).

This very turn (turn 378) is turn 1 of the contest.

A brief review of the rules:
- No challenges.  No bloodfeuds.  No avoids.  No tourneys.
- Only a single Dark Arena challenge is allowed for the duration of the contest.
- At least one WARRIOR on your team is to write a personal each turn.
- Contest lasts 12 turns.

The following is the list of entries to the contest, though we will assume (for
simplicity) that anyone that follows the above rules and fights a full team desires
to be entered and will be listed in the scoring next turn.  If you desire to not be
listed in the ranks or your team is not listed, let us know and we will fix the
scoring.

Confirmed as entered:
BASH BROS BODY / Assurnasirbanipal    BIG LAKE PURE / Den
BIG SHOTS / HowlinWolf                CLASSIC ARCADE / Street Legal
COMIC STRIPS / Spirit                 EXPENSE ACCOUNT / Finance Manager
GAMECOCKS / Jack                      GOLDEN OLDIES / Vlad
JUGGALO RYDAZ / Ringmaster            LUNAE MILITES / Darques
MAGICAL MADNESS / Dameon Darkheart    MEAN PEOPLE / Bill
MOST LEE / Master Lee                 NEW MISFITS / La Guillotine
NUCLEAR KNIGHTS / Studcraft           OF WOLF AND MAN / Tripwire
OTTOS MECHANICS / Crip                PANDORA'S CARDS / Var
RUMBLE FROGS / Grimm                  SEA DOGS / One Armed Bandit
SERPENTS HOLD / Khisanth              TEAM KASSEL TAP / Deeders
THRESHOLD / Stillgard                 UGLY URBAN ORCS / Slugbait

The moderators will make all effort to resolve conflicts and input errors in a fair
manner.  We highly recommend you put your team on maintenance for the duration of the
contest (send a request to RSI and your team will automatically run, even should your
turn sheets not make it on time).

Moderators: 
     Street Legal and Assurnasirbanipal

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Hello hello.  It's everyone's favourite pluviophile.  Water Rat!  I just learned
something.  None of you bought dictionaries to find out what a pluviophile was.
Rumour has it that some of you bought them to throw at me.  Well, not all of you;
only the ones who bet against me winning.  Sorry about that.  Well, not really.  But
the apology seemed genuine, right?
     Ahhhhh... Finance manager.  You cheeky devil you.  I got that personal ad last
month.  Cheers, sir.  Thanks again for that hat Longshot asked you to bring for
Jackie.  I think they are called "Mee Kee" mouse ears.  The Longshot says that on his
world, they are much sought after.  A Mee Kee mouse must be huge!  I wonder how they
hunt them.
     Last turn I fought Talisman of Magical Madness.  I salute you, sir.  You made me
earn that win.  I am not being sarcastic.  It was a fine fight and I wondered if I
would ever be able to hit you.  Your skills in defense are admirable.
     Sid Sickle and Klyde Spectre: I had a long talk with Marin.  She is not allowed
to blood feud you again.  If Longshot's theory is correct, you have no business in
the class that you are in.  There is a lot of that going around, but what can you do.
     Challenges?  I am about to do something I am not proud of.  This challenge isn't
about avenging a wrong or an easy win.  It is about testing the waters (no pun
intended) and seeing if Longshot's theory is correct.  If I win, the better for me.
But if I lose, then Longshot's theory is correct, I'll be out of a title, and Marin
can hold her head up high.
Stay thirsty, Morya,
Water Rat

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out MORYA to see 
what's new.  Like, MEAN PEOPLE had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 
spot by NEW MISFITS!  Way to go NEW MISFITS!  SEA DOGS like really fought hard to 
move up to 15th from 22nd.  Way to go!  What was the name of that team who got 4-1-0 
this turn for a total 13-7-1 you ask?  (Sure)  NEW MISFITS' their name, and 
fighting's their game!  MVP award for PEGGY SUE?  GOLDEN OLDIES' proud of him after 
beating FOOLISH LEE and getting 34 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  RARE 
BREED got smashed by GALAXIAN, and lost 20 points!  Like MEAN PEOPLE's KLYDE SPECTRE 
is sweating since he got Bloodfeuded by Duelmaster WATER RAT!  This Duelmaster is 
like something else!  WATER RAT stopped KLYDE SPECTRE dead in his tracks!  Is the 
Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  MY GENERATION 
was MORYA's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  I don't know what 
EXPENSE ACCOUNT's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from 
MY GENERATION, that's fer sher.  Like, is WHEELY BALDY popular, or what?  He was 
challenged the most in all of MORYA!  He's got a 3-1-1, is that good?  People were 
asking me did HIAME REALLY challenge TRICLOPS?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it 
sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but TRICLOPS wants me to 
write about it since he beat HIAME.  Satisfied?  WICKER GREMLIN must not be a good 
enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He challenged INSURANCE.  12 is a big 
difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought WICKER GREMLIN showed great 
skill and promise when he overcame INSURANCE.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big 
deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  WATER RAT really fought hard against KLYDE SPECTRE.  That'll teach MEAN 
PEOPLE not to go and kill any of LORDS OF DISCIPLINE's guys again, huh!  BILLY BILL 
bloodfeuded (is that a word?) SHORT SIGHTED for revenge over some guy's bad fortune.  
Was it really worth it?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Its been 
really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WATER RAT 5045               15   5  0   108       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EYE BAGS 4910                11   0  0   133       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 ANNE TENNA 4053              20   7  0   129       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 FREDDY FENDER 3956           16  20  1   125       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 GALAXIAN 4188                11   4  1   107       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 THE HIEROPHANT 5298          11   3  0    96       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
 LUNA KNIGHT 3445             15  19  0    94       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 ACE OF CUPS 5288             12  10  3    93       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
 DRUNKEN DONUT 3712           14   4  0    92       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 LUSTY LISA 5412              10  11  2    92       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RARE BREED 5350              14   7  0    83       BIG SHOTS (574)
-VENUS 5013                   14   9  0    81       PLANETS (536)
 GORDONS 5337                 11   2  0    80       BIG SHOTS (574)
 TEQUILA 5341                 16   4  1    79       BIG SHOTS (574)
-PLUTO 5014                   11  14  0    79       PLANETS (536)
 HUB CAPP 4168                14   9  0    77       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 TALISMAN 3667                11  10  1    76       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 FLO VALVE 4243                7   7  0    73       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 SAILOR MOON 4133              7   4  0    73       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 FROGGER 3656                 12  14  0    70       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LUCKY LOOIE 5022             13  11  1    66       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 CARJACK 4047                  8   3  0    65       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 MONGO CRUSH 5024             15  10  0    64       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 5294       6   3  0    61       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
 ACCRUED INTEREST 4796        13  10  0    60       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
-URANUS 5025                   9  12  2    59       PLANETS (536)
 DEEDERS 5419                 10   7  1    58       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONSULTATION 5041            14   2  0    56       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
 STICKY VICKI 5421             7  12  1    56       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 BIG GUT 4911                  7   7  0    56       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 WICKER GREMLIN 5052           6   2  0    56       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 PREPAID EXPENSE 5054          7   4  1    55       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
 KLYDE SPECTRE 4612            6   1  1    54       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
-JUPITER 5051                  7   9  0    53       PLANETS (536)
 SID SICKLE 4608               5   2  1    51       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 LONGSHOREMAN 5199             3   0  0    51       SEA DOGS (567)
 QIX 4245                      4   2  0    48       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 RUNE 4083                     5   4  0    47       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 WOODFORD 5338                10   3  1    46       BIG SHOTS (574)
 WISE PILGRIM 5085             5   2  0    40       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 INSURANCE 5006                7  11  0    38       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
 SCALES 5374                   3   2  0    38       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 PEGGY SUE 5426                2  32  0    38       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 BAD MOON RISING 4019          8  11  1    36       LUNAE MILITES (387)
-STORM WARNING 5033            7  15  0    36       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 SWINDLER STANG 4617           4   1  0    35       MEAN PEOPLE (514)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHEELY BALDY 5166             3   1  1    33       NEW MISFITS (565)
 GARFIELD 5096                 3   2  1    30       COMIC STRIPS (557)
 TRICLOPS 5164                 4   0  0    29       NEW MISFITS (565)
 TANNER 5387                   2   4  0    29       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 ZAXXON 4172                   5   8  1    28       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 VICIOUS LEE 5140              3   2  0    28       MOST LEE (561)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONE LEG LEAP 5325             1   2  0    27       RUMBLE FROGS (572)
 THE LOVERS 5290               3   0  0    25       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOONRAKER 4190                3   2  0    23       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 SNOOPY 5095                   2   0  1    23       COMIC STRIPS (557)
 FREEBOOTER 5201               2   3  0    22       SEA DOGS (567)
 SWASHBUCKLER 5197             1   0  1    22       SEA DOGS (567)
 MAMBA 5373                    3   2  0    21       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 QUIET LEE 5138                4   1  0    20       MOST LEE (561)
 PICAROON 5202                 2   0  0    20       SEA DOGS (567)
 CHANTILLY LACE 5430           3   2  0    19       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 CORSAIR 5198                  1   0  0    19       SEA DOGS (567)
 RECEDING HAIR LINE 5125       1   0  0    19       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 WACKY WICCAN 4314             2   1  0    18       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 VISCIOUS HATE 5277            2   0  0    18       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 LEAN MAC 5313                 2   0  0    18       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 REPULSO 5167                  3   1  0    17       NEW MISFITS (565)
 KOKOROYAMA 5117               2   3  1    16       KARA NO TANI (559)
 APOCALYPTOR 5163              2   2  0    16       NEW MISFITS (565)
 BLUE MOON 4373                1   0  1    16       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 HAGAR 5092                    2   3  0    15       COMIC STRIPS (557)
 WING HARPER 5194              2   1  0    14       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 ANGRY MOMENTUM 5274           2   1  0    13       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 TEDDY WESTSIDE 5122           2   0  0    13       THRESHOLD (560)
 FURIOUS LEE 5137              1   4  0    13       MOST LEE (561)
 BILLY BILL 5145               1   3  0    13       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)
 DIAMONDBACK 5366              1   0  0    13       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 SHORT SIGHTED 5276            1   2  1    12       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 12 BRAVO 5334                 1   0  1    12       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
 TOKARA 5365                   1   0  0    12       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 OMOTO 5116                    3   2  0    11       KARA NO TANI (559)
 HOBBES 5106                   2   3  0    11       COMIC STRIPS (557)
 FROG ORSO 5322                1   0  1    11       RUMBLE FROGS (572)
 THE HUSH 5279                 1   0  1    11       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 FREASHY 5323                  1   0  0    11       RUMBLE FROGS (572)
 BELOW DARK 5124               1   1  0    11       THRESHOLD (560)
 SMOG THE HOG 5281             1   0  1    10       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 INCANTATION 5057              1   0  0    10       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 KNIGHT OF CUPS 5289           1   0  0     9       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
 AXLE FOLEY 5061               1   0  0     9       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 RAIDER BLAGG 5326             1   0  0     9       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 MARIN BLEU 5134               1   4  0     9       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 MURZIO KORST 5157             0   1  0     9       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 V. CORNING STONE 5283         0   1  0     9       ACTION SIX NEWS (569)
 SHIMY KO-KO BOP 5427          1   0  0     8       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 DARK LOTUS 5309               1   1  0     8       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)
 GAKUGAIMASU 5115              1   4  0     8       KARA NO TANI (559)
-MYRON MEI 5081                1   5  0     8       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 HATRED 5361                   1   0  0     8       FANATIC FURY (544)
 BARBARA ANN 5429              1   1  0     8       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
-NEPTUNE 5149                  1   1  0     7       PLANETS (536)
 BONE SAW 5331                 1   0  0     7       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
 NUTTY NECROMANCER 5328        0   1  0     7       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 CAVOLA ZAPAYO 5112            0   1  0     7       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 CANTA THE SHARK 5111          0   1  0     7       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 RENARD DA KOVA 5114           0   1  0     7       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 SPRING PEEPER 5324            0   1  0     7       RUMBLE FROGS (572)
 ACNE 5147                     0   1  0     7       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 RABID RODENT 5165             1   3  0     6       NEW MISFITS (565)
 EXTOADEM 5321                 1   0  0     6       RUMBLE FROGS (572)
 CASSELLIUS 5431               1   0  0     6       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 VIOLET J 5142                 1   3  0     6       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANGER 4978                    1   2  0     5       FANATIC FURY (544)
 PASSIONAIRE 5191              1   2  0     5       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 CRATOS RAMIRO 5110            1   0  0     5       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 EVENTURAL LEE 5362            1   0  0     5       MOST LEE (561)
 BAD DEBT 5320                 1   0  0     5       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
 CHEATER METER MAID 5280       1   0  0     5       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 MAYBELLINE 5428               0   1  0     5       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 SPRAIN 5195                   0   1  0     5       BASH BROS BODY (541)
-DEADEYE DALE 5168             1   1  0     4       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 NEON GOD 5121                 1   1  0     4       THRESHOLD (560)
 RAMONA 5123                   1   1  0     4       THRESHOLD (560)
 BLOOP 5327                    1   0  0     4       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)
 HIAME 5171                    0   3  0     3       KARA NO TANI (559)
 POT HOLE 5044                 0   1  0     3       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 MAGIC NINJA #! 5308           0   2  0     2       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)
 THE ELUCIDATOR 5311           0   2  0     2       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
-UNCLE FIRESIDE 5007           0   2  0     2       CARESS OF STEEL (549)
 BRIAN FOANTANA 5287           0   1  0     1       ACTION SIX NEWS (569)
 21 SPEED 5333                 0   1  0     1       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
 CHAMP KIND 5285               0   1  0     1       ACTION SIX NEWS (569)
 RED THE NEEDLE 5329           0   1  0     1       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
-LIGHTLY STONE 5282            0   1  0     1       DODGE BULLETS (126)
-ANDARIEL 4980                 0   1  0     1       FANATIC FURY (544)
 RENCID BREATH 5358            0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 AGIEL 5359                    0   1  0     1       FANATIC FURY (544)
 UNWANTED COMPANY 5357         0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 FURIEL 5360                   0   1  0     1       FANATIC FURY (544)
 FOOLISH LEE 5363              0   1  0     1       MOST LEE (561)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BRICK TAMLAND 5284      0  1 0 ACTION SIX NEWS 569  12 BRAVO 5334         378   
RON BURGANDY 5286       0  1 0 ACTION SIX NEWS 569  FROG ORSO 5322        378   
DECEIFTUL NEED 5278     1  1 0 BIG LAKE PURE 568    WHEELY BALDY 5166     377   
TEMPEST 4274            1  1 0 CLASSIC ARCADE 415   BLUE MOON 4373        378   
SLINGER 5060            5  6 2 DODGE BULLETS 126    SID SICKLE 4608       375   
MOONGLORIOUS 5144       1  2 0 JUGGALO RYDAZ 562    SHORT SIGHTED 5276    377  JUST REVENGED
HIOMI 5118              0  2 0 KARA NO TANI 559     KATIE KABOOM 5155     375   
KATAMERU 5119           2  3 0 KARA NO TANI 559     GARFIELD 5096         378   
BIG GUY JACKIE 5080     2  3 0 LORDS OF DISCIPL 543 KLYDE SPECTRE 4612    375  JUST REVENGED
PLZ DIE 5330            0  1 0 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS 573  THE HUSH 5279         378   
SUPER SOLDIER 5332      0  1 0 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS 573  SMOG THE HOG 5281     378   
BOBNOXIOUS 5413         0  3 0 TEAM KASSEL TAP 576  SNOOPY 5095           378   
WILDFIRE 5120           1  1 0 THRESHOLD 560        SWASHBUCKLER 5197     378   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Slaughter Challenge Day!  Whoa!  It will be difficult determining how to manage
without challenges.  Hmmm.  I wonder how many other teams will be penalized for
challenging?  Nah, probably none as they are all ambivalent challengers. -- Finance
Manager (sending all five in with no challenges no matter how much it hurts)

Hmmm.  If Assur or Street go 5-0 in the first round, then.... -- Finance Manager

Longshot -- Cool!  Another great spotlight.  Kudos. -- All Us Consortium Affiliates

Wise Pilgrim -- You shouldn't have done that to your insurance.  You shouldn't have.
-- Insurance, Expense Account

Big Gut -- That's what retirement, vacation, or working in technology will do for
you. -- Accrued Interest, Expense Account (angry at the loss)

Show Of Hands -- Aack!  Jerkball!  Perhaps you should hire me to help you decide with
the show of hands? -- Consultation

Good luck to all in The Slaughter Challenge.  What we may say to you in words during
the event has little value compared to the heartfelt good wishes we have for you. --
The Expense Accounts

Okay.  Here Goes...! -- Finance Manager (Sending all five, including unknown Bad
Debt, to The Mailer.)

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Balanced Budget. -- Finance Manager (Consortium
affiliated)

Big Lake Pure -- I don't know who your manager is and whether you are entering the
Slaughter contest in Morya or not...  But if you are, do you realize you could have
to wait 12 turns for your bloodfeud?  Squeek!  Squeek! -- Wheely Baldy

Below Dark -- Nice meeting you, and thx for the skills taught! -- Apocalyptor

The Slaughter contest is open!  Good luck, guys, and may this contest be nice,
friendly and peaceful, as it should between gentlemen!  Uh. -- La Guillotine and the
Marvelous New Misfits

Most Lee formally announces its intention to participate in the Slaughter Challenge.
*Pause*  I feel as though I should say "En garde!" or something similar.  But I
won't. -- Bruce Lee

Well ya'll, it looks like the Slaughter Challenge is here.  I was hoping ta be on my
way outta here but it looks like that just ain't happenin'.  Looks like I'm ta be
here for the first several rounds anyways.  Lookin' forward ta the blood shed! --
Talisman, speaking for Magical Madness 'cause no one else wanted to.

Need help with operational excellence?  Call for WFMS, LLC. -- Consultation, Expense
Accounts
P.S.  This is a real ad AND a way to make sure Expense Accounts gets credited for an
ad in the Slaughter Challenge

Morya -- We are glad to be back for the Slaughter challenge.  Not sure how long this
roster will hold, but we'll try our best not to lose. -- Anne Tenna, Freddy Fender,
Flo Valve, Hub Capp, and Axle Foley, Otto's favourite Mechanics

Street Legal -- The wicked clowns will attend the Slaughter Challenge.  Count the
Juggalo Rydaz in! -- The Ringmaster

Teddy Westside -- Whew!  Epic battle.  Good job, a well-deserved win for you.  We
will meet again. -- Magic Ninja H!

Angry Momentum -- They're all gonna laugh at you! -- Dark Lotus

Short-sighted -- The Wraith shall come for you soon. -- Juggalo Rydaz

Morya -- It won't take long with the pathetic contingent of gladiators at the top of
this arena for me to be DM. -- The Hierophant

I'm a hog stuck in the city hog. -- Smog the Hog

Tickets for anyone who tries to beat me. -- Cheater Meter Maid

Bump, bump. -- Pot Hole

I'm here to help once my buddy Pot Hole gets done with you. -- Car Jack

Donuts for everyone. -- Drunken Donut

Let's get ready to rumble. -- Slugbait

Staff of Life declares for the 'Slaughter Challenge' contest (but can we rename it?
How about 'Memoryal Tourney'?)

Neon Goddess -- I'm speechless. -- Elucidator

Hiame -- Bigger is better? -- Wing

Rabid Rodent -- You're a dirty rat! -- Passionaire

Insurance -- Actuarily, bigger *is* better. -- Wise

I'm just a humble tailor. -- Red (the Needle)

Longshot -- I make no promises regarding the pain-in-the-buttedness of my stable here
in Morya.  It is in the nature of, "Ask me no questions, and I will tell you no
lies," if you know what I mean. -- Bruce Lee

"As you think, so shall you become." -- the real Bruce Lee

All -- This is a very bloodthirsty team; I know the rules say no avoids but trust me,
avoid the Nuclear Knights -- Studcraft

All -- Who will be first to fall from my blade. -- super soldier

All -- I have traveled many miles for this special saw and I plan to use it often. --
Bone Saw

All -- Will someone kill me, please, I hate my life. -- plz kill me

The Golden Oldies are going to need all the points we can get, so give me a point! --
Chantilly Lace

Can I have a point too? -- Shimy

No, I don't think it works that way -- Maybelline

You're probably right -- Peggy Sue

Erk! - Barbara Ann

Finance Manager -- Thank you for the great welcome.  It's great to be here in Morya.
-- Stillgard, manager Threshold

All -- I am declaring my team, Threshold, will participate in the Slaughter
Challenge.  Good luck, everyone! - Stillgard

Kokoroyama -- Very nice battle.  I love the weapon. -- Wildfire

The Elucidator -- And the people bowed and prayed. -- Neon God

     Could I hear the "sound of personals sent in plain text"?

Magic Ninja -- Ahh yes, well done. -- Teddy

Katameru -- Interesting choice, very confusing! -- Ramona

Apocalyptor -- Sometimes the things don't help, but oh yes they are. -- Below Dark

Morya -- At last.  My family comes to cheer me on and revel in the blood with me.
Beware, for our weapons have been dull too long.  We will sharpen them with the bones
of our enemies. -- Anger

All -- The Action Six News team intends to participate in the Slaughter Challenge 2!
I have some rather...interesting warriors. -- Anvengen Kale, mgr Action Six News

All -- Stay classy, Morya. -- Ron Burgandy

Mongo Crush -- That was an odd challenge. -- Sid Sickle

Marin Bleu -- I've had enough of you! -- Klyde

I'm not sure if I really want these parts of my body to survive the tourney or not,
but it would be annoying to have to find replacements for them after the contest
starts. -- Assur

My induction to ADM is imminent, perhaps even today? -- Eye Bags

I'm only a cosmetic annoyance. -- Acne

On the sands in the arena, I will dash all your hopes. -- Sprain

For most men, I'm a foregone conclusion. -- Receding Hair Line

Accrued Interest -- I've been accruing this belly for a long time.  Good thing I
don't compound like you do. -- Big Gut

All -- I'm a rare breed. -- Rare Breed of Big Shots

I guess it is up to me as the eldest member of the Classic Arcade squad to announce
that my manager, Street Legal, will be entering the Slaughter Challenge with Classic
Arcade! -- Frogger

It appears that Talisman thinks to speak for all of Magical Madness during this
contest.  I, for one, do not believe him to be worthy of the mantle of spokesman. --
Rune

Good luck to you all as you battle for second place! -- Dameon Darkheart, Magical
Madness

Raise a glass to the Slaughter's Challenge!  Remembrance to a good man!  Salute to
all! -- Cratos Ramiro, Captain of Tripwire's Of Wolf and Man

Serpents Hold will be competing in the Slaughterers challenge!  Prepare yourselves!!!

I was told I had to write an ad so here it is. -- Tokara

Serpents Hold will be competing in the Slaughterers Challenge!  Prepare yourselves!!
Let me introduce your doom:  Tokara, Diamondback, Tanner, Scales and Mamba....

Talisman -- Once again, that was a well fought match. -- Water Rat

Klyde Spectre -- Again? -- Marin Bleu

Finance Manager - That was a cheeky personal ad.

Sid Sickle -- ***flashes the middle finger*** -- Mongo Crush

You know, Mongo is getting this communication in the personal ads down. -- Water Rat

The Userous Merchant -- That just wasn't right. - Wicker Gremlin

G Staff -- You want to feel me?  Uhmmmm... why? -- Water Rat

All -- Good luck in the upcoming turns. -- Master Darque, manager of Lunae Milites

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WATER RAT devastated KLYDE SPECTRE in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud Title fight.
BILLY BILL unbelievably bested SHORT SIGHTED in a 2 minute Bloodfeud battle.
WICKER GREMLIN overpowered INSURANCE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MONGO CRUSH unbelievably bested BIG GUT in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
KOKOROYAMA unbelievably bested MARIN BLEU in a slow 13 minute bloody Challenge duel.
HIAME was overpowered by TRICLOPS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
GAKUGAIMASU was savagely defeated by QUIET LEE in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
OMOTO was vanquished by WHEELY BALDY in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
KATAMERU was slaughtered by GARFIELD in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
EYE BAGS savagely defeated ACE OF CUPS in a popular 2 minute brutal veteran's melee.
THE HIEROPHANT was savagely defeated by FREDDY FENDER in a 2 minute competition.
RARE BREED was demolished by GALAXIAN in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
ANNE TENNA handily defeated GORDONS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TEQUILA was unbelievably bested by DRUNKEN DONUT in a action packed 4 minute duel.
LUSTY LISA viciously subdued VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a popular 1 minute master's brawl.
LUNA KNIGHT subdued TALISMAN in a 2 minute veteran's bout.
FROGGER was luckily beaten by HUB CAPP in a crowd pleasing 2 minute master's fight.
SID SICKLE was overpowered by SAILOR MOON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FLO VALVE demolished WOODFORD in a 1 minute uneven bout.
RUNE was vanquished by ACCRUED INTEREST in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
QIX overpowered FREEBOOTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CARJACK overpowered WISE PILGRIM in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CONSULTATION outlasted TANNER in a slow 18 minute duel.
SCALES was overpowered by QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 1 minute uneven match.
DEEDERS was luckily beaten by PREPAID EXPENSE in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
STICKY VICKI was handily defeated by LONGSHOREMAN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SWINDLER STANG vanquished HOBBES in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
MAMBA lost to VICIOUS LEE in a 1 minute fray.
BAD MOON RISING defeated ONE LEG LEAP in a 1 minute match.
VISCIOUS HATE demolished MAGIC NINJA #! in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ZAXXON overpowered PASSIONAIRE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WACKY WICCAN handily defeated NEON GOD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PICAROON viciously subdued CHANTILLY LACE in a unpopular 8 minute brutal fight.
HAGAR was demolished by THE LOVERS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FURIOUS LEE was overcome by TEDDY WESTSIDE in a 3 minute fight.
SNOOPY killed BOBNOXIOUS in a 2 minute match.
APOCALYPTOR overcame RENCID BREATH in a popular 2 minute beginner's match.
RABID RODENT was overpowered by CORSAIR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VIOLET J was viciously subdued by AXLE FOLEY in a 3 minute gruesome amateur's match.
REPULSO overpowered SPRAIN in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
WING HARPER vanquished AGIEL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BELOW DARK handily defeated SPRING PEEPER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
PEGGY SUE outlasted FOOLISH LEE in a unpopular 13 minute novice's brawl.
LEAN MAC unbelievably bested DARK LOTUS in a 3 minute novice's conflict.
RAMONA was beaten by TOKARA in a 4 minute novice's fight.
ANGRY MOMENTUM overpowered MURZIO KORST in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WILDFIRE was executed by SWASHBUCKLER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
TEMPEST was put to death by BLUE MOON in a 1 minute duel.
THE ELUCIDATOR was demolished by FREASHY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MOONRAKER overpowered RENARD DA KOVA in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BARBARA ANN was savagely defeated by KNIGHT OF CUPS in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
MAYBELLINE was overcome by BLOOP in a exciting 5 minute amateur's match.
BRICK TAMLAND was murdered by 12 BRAVO in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
V. CORNING STONE was viciously subdued by SHIMY KO-KO BOP in a 4 minute match.
SMOG THE HOG savagely slew SUPER SOLDIER in a 1 minute bloody beginner's bout.
CHEATER METER MAID luckily beat BRIAN FOANTANA in a 9 minute amateur's fight.
THE HUSH executed PLZ DIE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BAD DEBT unbelievably bested CHAMP KIND in a 3 minute brutal amateur's match.
FROG ORSO easily killed RON BURGANDY in a 2 minute gory mismatched bout.
RAIDER BLAGG beat POT HOLE in a 3 minute novice's brawl.
NUTTY NECROMANCER lost to EVENTURAL LEE in a 3 minute novice's duel.
ACNE was overpowered by INCANTATION in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RECEDING HAIR LINE won victory over 21 SPEED in a exciting 4 minute duel.
BONE SAW subdued RED THE NEEDLE in a 2 minute gory beginner's battle.
CAVOLA ZAPAYO was defeated by EXTOADEM in a 2 minute novice's contest.
CANTA THE SHARK was viciously subdued by CASSELLIUS in a 2 minute novice's contest.
CRATOS RAMIRO savagely defeated UNWANTED COMPANY in a 4 minute gory novice's bout.
DIAMONDBACK luckily beat FURIEL in a dull 8 minute bloody brawl.
HATRED beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     22         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  23 -  3      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 22         TOTAL PARRY       39 -  35 -  2      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  22         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  12 -  1      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      20         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  14 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         AIMED BLOW        31 -  34 -  0      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         SLASHING ATTACK   27 -  31 -  5      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  13 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   28 -  38 -  5      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  20 -  3      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  38 -  1      34  |

Turn 378 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     5 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     9 - 13         4  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY       13 -  9     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  5                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        10 - 10                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  6                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK   11 - 11     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  WATER RAT 5045             15   5  0  108 LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
STRIKING ATTACK  EYE BAGS 4910              11   0  0  133 BASH BROS BODY (541)
LUNGING ATTACK   ANNE TENNA 4053            20   7  0  129 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
AIMED BLOW       GALAXIAN 4188              11   4  1  107 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
TOTAL PARRY      THE HIEROPHANT 5298        11   3  0   96 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WICKER GREMLIN 5052         6   2  0   56 LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
PARRY-STRIKE     SID SICKLE 4608             5   2  1   51 MEAN PEOPLE (514)
PARRY-LUNGE      QIX 4245                    4   2  0   48 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
WALL OF STEEL    WOODFORD 5338              10   3  1   46 BIG SHOTS (574)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FREDDY FENDER 3956.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TEQUILA 5341.  The ten other most popular fighters were BRIAN FOANTANA 5287, 
BIG GUT 4911, SHIMY KO-KO BOP 5427, EYE BAGS 4910, FREDDY FENDER 3956, DEEDERS 5419, 
MAYBELLINE 5428, FROGGER 3656, SHORT SIGHTED 5276, and APOCALYPTOR 5163.

The least popular fighter this week was CONSULTATION 5041.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TANNER 5387, KOKOROYAMA 5117, PEGGY SUE 5426, DIAMONDBACK 5366, 
MARIN BLEU 5134, FOOLISH LEE 5363, CHEATER METER MAID 5280, CHANTILLY LACE 5430, 
FURIEL 5360, and UNWANTED COMPANY 5357.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

WATER RAT (28-5045) LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
ANNE TENNA (28-4053) OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
TEQUILA (28-5341) BIG SHOTS (574)

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GRIM REAVER 1356 (243-135-6)           6  3  1         THE BEARS            

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MRS. BUTTERWORTH 1226 (96-99-5)        1  4  0         SUAVE ONCE LOVED ME  

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
STARGRITS 3714 (26-15-1)               0  3  0         UGLY URBAN ORCS      

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
COLGATE SMILE 4812 (32-20-0)           3  3  0         MY GENERATION        

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TRAVEL 5005 (15-3-0)                   2  3  0         EXPENSE ACCOUNT      
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 4813 (10-5-2)        1  3  0         MY GENERATION        
TALISMAN 3667 (11-8-1)                 0  3  0         MAGICAL MADNESS      

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RUNE 4083 (5-3-0)                      0  3  0         MAGICAL MADNESS      

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WACKY WICCAN 4314 (1-1-0)              2  3  0         MAGICAL MADNESS      
KLYDE SPECTRE 4612 (2-0-0)             1  3  0         MEAN PEOPLE          
SID SICKLE 4608 (1-1-0)                0  3  0         MEAN PEOPLE          

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RECEDING HAIR LINE 5125 (0-0-0)        9  3  0         BASH BROS BODY       
INCANTATION 5057 (0-0-0)               1  3  0         MAGICAL MADNESS      

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the 
Commission.  Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be 
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.