Date   : 05/13/2015    Duedate: 05/26/2015


DM-29    TURN-762

This Weeks Top Honors


(29-6008) [17-19-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HUNTER                         I
CARDOW HUNTERS (359)           F (503)
(29-6008) [17-19-0,111]        (29-6065) [8-0-0,118]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WINDGLASS                      ANDRE
CARDOW HUNTERS (359)           SHADOWMIST (491)
(29-5947) [17-36-0,88]         (29-6026) [0-2-0,4]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WEIRD STUDENTS (245)        63
2. CARDOW HUNTERS (359)        22      WEIRD STUDENTS (245)
3. SHADOWMIST (491)            10      Unchartered Team
4. F (503)                      8
5. CAVEMEN (480)                1      F (503)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*F (503)                    8   0  0  100   1/ 2 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)      10  5 0
 2- 2*DELPHINUS (502)            3   2  0 60.0   2/ 1 WEIRD STUDENTS (245)     10  5 0
 3/ 5 WEIRD STUDENTS (245)      33  27  1 55.0   3/ 3 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)      8  7 0
 4/ 3 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)      315 258 16 55.0   4- 4 THE TAKEN (173)           4  6 0
 5- 4 THE TAKEN (173)          738 656 35 52.9   5/ 6*F (503)                   3  0 0
 6/ 0 SHADOWMIST (491)          73  66  8 52.5   6- 5*LIVING DEAD (45)          2  8 0
 7- 7*LIVING DEAD (45)          21  23  2 47.7   7- 7*DELPHINUS (502)           1  0 0
 8/ 8 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)     811 %1005 16 44.7   8/ 0 SHADOWMIST (491)          1  3 0
 9/ 9 CAVEMEN (480)             14  24  2 36.8   9/ 9 CAVEMEN (480)             0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Meanwhile, events were unfolding in the Free Blade city of Rocanis that may soon 
affect Lapur.

"That Rirorni Bannok killed one of my best gladiators, right in front of us. I'm not 
going to sit here with my thumbs up my own a--"

"We've already had our first stable defection," Khel Rojida Rocanis' arena manager 
interrupted Grimwood, the manager of the Skull Squadron stable. Khel glanced at an 
important looking piece of paper and sat it to one side of his desk in his office.

"Who?" Grimwood asked, calming down.

"The Middle Way. Jorja is recalling his stable back to Lapur."

"It was no different before Jhans attacked Rocanis or when the Rirorni hordes invaded 
Alastari," Grimwood replied. "This Bannok only has one-thousand Rirorni. A small force 
compared to the armies Rocanis has repelled before."

"You don't understand. Rocanis was not the same as it was. We lost a generation of 
warriors in those two conflicts alone," Khel said. 

"The gladiators will help bolster Rocanis' defenses like before."

Khel shook his head. "At best Rocanis could muster fifty gladiators. A paltry force 
compared to the two hundred hardened, gladiator veterans Rocanis used to have."

"I'm sure the Lord Protectors of Rocanis would come in a moment's notice, if called."

"If Lady Greywand would allow it. However, we are not there, yet. Let us hope this 
Bannok considers the death of his bride settled and leaves Rocanis in peace," Khel 


"Bannok, our scouts have intercepted a small caravan leaving Rocanis," a Rirorni scout 
said as he entered his command tent on the Rirorni plans.

Bannok dozed on a large detailed rug with several plush pillows. He opened his eyes. 
"How many."

"Two wagons with five gladiators. They were heading north."

"Where are they now?" Bannok asked rubbing the thick, black stubble on his head.

"Waiting your.. inspection. Their leader calls himself Newton Pyne."

Bannok left his tent, mounted his horse, and followed his scout a short ways. He saw 
the two wagons. Besides supplies, his men were pulling weapon-after-weapon from one 
and mail armor from the other. Together, the armament could easily outfit a platoon. 
The five Rocani gladiators were off to the side, untied, but guarded. They wore scowls 
on their faces.

Newton Pyne said, "Our manager Jorja will not stand for this. When he hears you've 
stopped the Middle Way stable from reaching Lapur, he'll--"

Bannok raised his hand, silencing him. Observing them, he noted each had more than 
their share of scars from the gladiator games. 

Another Rirorni scout rode-up and spoke in Rathiri, the Rirorni native language. "We 
found him."

Bannok saw looks of confusion on the five member of the Middle Way stable.  Good, they 
didn't understand their language. "Where has my younger brother gone to?"

"Our infiltrators report that Rao joined a stable in Rocanis and is playing 

"Ah..." Bannok's brow rose. Rao always was trying to prove himself; being the best 
rider, best archer, and the best swordsman. Now, he wants to be a Duelmaster. It 
shouldn't have surprised him that Rao would jump at this opportunity being in 
Alastari. However, he had much on his mind of late and babysitting his overachieving 
little brother wasn't a top priority. However, he cared deeply for his sibling. 
Considering the adversarial nature between him and Rocanis, he was concerned for Rao's 
safety, if the Rocani discovered their relation.

Bannok would use these gladiators as insurance that if Rao was discovered, he wouldn't 
immediate be strung up. For the moment, he'd allow Rao to 'play' in Rocanis as a 
gladiator. He turned to the five Rocani gladiators and said in the Alastarian tongue. 
"Your arrival in Lapur will be delayed, so until your departure, you will remain as my 
guest. Please do not try to escape. It would be considered a dishonor and the 
punishment will be quite severe."

The Rocani grumbled among themselves. Newton Pyne asked, "How long are we to remain 

Bannok replied, "I believe it takes about a year to graduate from a gladiatorial 


     A storm of news and speculation swept through Lapur's open-air market.  Red Mare 
stood with a net bag of onions in one hand and a braid of garlic in the other and 
     A princess had vanished.  Some said she'd run off with a lover, others claimed it 
was a kidnapping.
     "Not a princess," the farmer beside her said.  "Are you going to buy all that 
garlic?  Lapur is a Charter City.  We don't have princesses."
     "Shows what you know!"  A stout woman who had been picking through the cabbages 
turned her head and looked around her nose at him.  "Some people are princesses 
     "She's the daughter of the Master Mage Skamander," a skinny man said.  "That's 
princess enough for the likes of us.  Don't you have anything but onions and cabbages?  
I could fancy some tomatoes, or maybe an eggplant."
     "Too early for the fancy stuff," the farmer said.  "She must have run off.  
Nobody would steel the Master Mage's daughter."
     "It'd take a bold lover," the stout woman said.  "The Master Mage might turn him 
into a frog if he caught 'im.  A fat green frog."  She smacked her lips.
     "Probably another mage took her."  The skinny man picked up an onion, turned it 
in his hand, and put it back in the basket.  "Onions give me gas.  There might be a 
magical duel over the wench.  Lightning, dancing trees, and SHOWERS of fat frogs.  
What about mushrooms?  I wouldn't mind a dish of mushrooms."
     The farmer scowled at him.  "What I have is what you see right here."
     Nobody seemed to have any facts about the disappearance, and Red Mare wanted to 
finish her shopping and get home before Windglass or Sandstorm tried to cook.  "I'll 
take these onions, and all this garlic," she said.
     The stout woman looked across at her and raised her eyebrows.  "That's a lot of 
     "We like it.  Keeps the vampires away."
     "That's just a story," the skinny man said.  He sniffed, but whether it was to 
smell the garlic or to show disinterest in it was hard to tell.
     Mare shrugged.  "Seems to work."  She paid for the onions and garlic and moved 
away from the produce baskets before the skinny man could suggest that vampires were 
just a story, too.  She knew better.
     It took her another hour to finish at the market, and half that time was spent 
cutting through the fog of gossip to purchase meat and bread.  Everybody wanted to 
talk about the missing "princess," and no one knew more than she'd heard already.  
Which was nothing once you'd skinned it and looked at the meat.  It was like going to 
shear a sheep for butchering and end up with a mouse.  Frustrating.
     She entered the team's longhouse from the kitchen end, hoping to get dinner 
started before her teammates showed up to talk.  Gossip.  Speculation.  Not that it 
had anything to do with them, dammit.  A quest to rescue the princess, one that PAID, 
would be good.  She set a kettle of water over the fire and began to chop meat and 
vegetables and toss them into it.
     Windglass came into the kitchen.  She knew it was him because all the bits of 
metal and stone hanging from his fringes clattered and chimed against each other as he 
walked.  He said that kept the evil spirits away.  Maybe it did, but it also made him 
useless as a hunter.  "Mare, the magician's come to hire us!"
     That was a sentence to freeze anyone's blood, and Red Mare narrowly missed 
cutting off her own thumb when she heard it.  She'd thought about getting paid to find 
the daughter, but she didn't want to do it.  Too much chance to make a lot of enemies.  
"No.  We don't take outside jobs."
     He came stand across the worktable from her and indicated the pile of onions.  
"What, stew AGAIN?  If that's what we can afford to feed the lot of us, we NEED an 
outside job."
     "Try winning more fights.  The winner's purse would buy more food."
     "But working for the Master Magician would be easier--"
     "In your dreams, Windy.  If it was easy, he wouldn't be hiring gladiators."
     "At least come talk to him--"
     "No.  I've got to get the stew going, and--"
     "Then I will speak to you here, valiant lady."

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in LAPUR since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts 
to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  What's with LAUGHING LULU?  She 
actually beat SHADOWMIST's JAYLA, and walked away with 25 more points from the fight. 
Major screwup at ALMOST EXACTLY.  REPERCUSSIONIST lost 9 points to PISTOL PETE.  Some 
new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe REPERCUSSIONIST will provide more easy wins...  I can 
barely restrain my enthusiam for CARDOW HUNTERS' outstanding member, Duelmaster 
HUNTER.  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow 
fighters?  Tough!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  The 
most avoided team was ALMOST EXACTLY.  In my day, no team with a 313-255-16 would 
scare me off!  What's the problem, F?  What do people see in RED MARE?  Hers 23-25-0? 
CARDOW HUNTERS ain't talkin', but she's got 94 points.  Taunt your opponent RED MARE! 
That was my lucky charm when I was unfairly challenged.  (and by 17 points!)  I 
should have an easy win.  I have to get this off my chest.  What a low dog, I!  It 
can't set itself up in a real match.  I was sorry to see RED MARE lose.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You 
young rapscallions, take note!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm 
writing it before you read it.  Oh, well.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- 
Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUNTER 6008                  17  19  0   111       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 I 6065                        8   0  0   118       F (503)
 DRAAF 5955                   17   6  0    96       SHADOWMIST (491)
 RED MARE 5972                23  25  0    94       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WINDGLASS 5947               17  36  0    88       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
 HOMINY CRICKET 6040          12   6  0    86       ALMOST EXACTLY (20)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LINNAEUS 5784                14  22  2    72       CAVEMEN (480)
 SLICK SAMMY 2347              8   4  0    67       WEIRD STUDENTS (245)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAYLA 5936                   12  15  5    66       SHADOWMIST (491)
 DARTING DAN 2349              8   4  1    65       WEIRD STUDENTS (245)
 PREXUS 5950                  13  12  1    62       SHADOWMIST (491)
-BAK SHIELDBORN 6024          14  11  0    60       THE TAKEN (173)
 LAUGHING LULU 2350            6   6  0    60       WEIRD STUDENTS (245)
 DANCES WITH RAIN 6016        14  15  0    57       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GAMMA DELPHINI 6059           3   2  0    48       DELPHINUS (502)
-DEPRAVATION 6042              8   8  0    46       THE TAKEN (173)
 APOCALYPSE NOT 6078           3   0  0    35       ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
-XUR 261                       6   3  1    34       LIVING DEAD (45)
 PISTOL PETE 2351              6   6  0    34       WEIRD STUDENTS (245)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EVIL EYE 265                  6   3  0    32       LIVING DEAD (45)
 D.A. DAN 2355                 5   6  0    25       WEIRD STUDENTS (245)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KNIGHTMARE 264                4   5  0    22       LIVING DEAD (45)
 PASSIVE FIST 6070             3   0  0    18       ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
-NIGHT STALKER 262             3   6  1    16       LIVING DEAD (45)
-SAHRA 6071                    2   1  0    15       THE TAKEN (173)
 REPERCUSSIONIST 6069          1   2  0    13       ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
-DOJ 6080                      1   1  0    10       THE TAKEN (173)
-TROGLODYTE 5788               0   1  0     7       CAVEMEN (480)
 OX 6084                       1   0  0     6       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
-WIGHT 6072                    1   2  0     5       LIVING DEAD (45)
 ANDRE 6026                    0   2  0     4       SHADOWMIST (491)
 AEROBIC VILENCE 6083          0   1  0     1       ALMOST EXACTLY (20)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ONE EYE 6057            1  4 0 THE TAKEN 173        DARTING DAN 2349      759  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

I -- I think the better letter would be U!  I hate being hit on the elbow, it makes my 
hand feel so strange and useless. -- Red Mare
P.S.  And I really don't think you needed that rating.  You were doing fine without 

Hominy Cricket -- If I find you in my bowl of grits again, there well be violent 
reactions. -- Hunter

Kordegk Redstone, it says here.  Penniless Lord.  So broke your pathetic income as a 
standby is all that keeps you in food.  I didn't feel the least chagrin or compassion 
in beating you.  You're worthless and weak, and you don't belong here. -- Sandstorm
P.S.  I still have a hard time getting my mind around you being a dwarf.

Linnaeus -- You look pale.  You're probably spending too much time in caves.  Not 
enough sunshine.  Get out in the sun and air, it might help.  Or, of course, not.  
It's a chance. -- Windglass

Xur -- Where did YOU come from?  And what are you, a genuine walking dead man, or 
somebody under one of the standard curses?  Inquiring minds are curious. -- Dances 
With Rain

It would be acceptable if someone else wrote a personal.  Or a spotlight. -- Jorja, 
Cardow Hunters

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

I devastated RED MARE in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
HOMINY CRICKET was demolished by HUNTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
DRAAF vanquished LINNAEUS in a 3 minute gory mismatched brawl.
WINDGLASS savagely defeated DEADLY ASSASSIN in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
DANCES WITH RAIN was vanquished by DARTING DAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
JAYLA was overpowered by LAUGHING LULU in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
PREXUS was defeated by SLICK SAMMY in a action packed 1 minute melee.
APOCALYPSE NOT vanquished D.A. DAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PISTOL PETE overpowered REPERCUSSIONIST in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ANDRE was outlasted by PASSIVE FIST in a action packed 7 minute novice's fight.
AEROBIC VILENCE was beaten by OX in a exciting 1 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW        18 -   8 -  0      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    49 -  27 -  5      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  13 -  0      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  20 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  20 -  1      38  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   7 -  0      36  |

Turn 762 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       I 6065                      8   0  0  118 F (503)
TOTAL PARRY      DRAAF 5955                 17   6  0   96 SHADOWMIST (491)
LUNGING ATTACK   SLICK SAMMY 2347            8   4  0   67 WEIRD STUDENTS (245)
PARRY-LUNGE      PREXUS 5950                13  12  1   62 SHADOWMIST (491)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WINDGLASS 5947.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ANDRE 6026.  The ten other most popular fighters were HUNTER 6008, WINDGLASS 
5947, SLICK SAMMY 2347, APOCALYPSE NOT 6078, OX 6084, I 6065, LINNAEUS 5784, DARTING 
DAN 2349, JAYLA 5936, and LAUGHING LULU 2350.

The least popular fighter this week was PASSIVE FIST 6070.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were REPERCUSSIONIST 6069, D.A. DAN 2355, RED MARE 5972, AEROBIC