DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/23/2016    Duedate: 12/06/2016

LAPUR ARENA

DM-29    TURN-799

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FILLETED MINION
SATAN'S BBQ (506)
(29-6107) [10-1-1,94]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FILLETED MINION                FRIGHT RIDE
SATAN'S BBQ (506)              BASH BROS TAXI (479)
(29-6107) [10-1-1,94]          (29-5775) [1-1-0,28]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OX                             CRUSH LARSSON
CARDOW HUNTERS (359)           ARGONAUTS (188)
(29-6084) [17-17-1,69]         (29-3710) [6-3-0,58]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LIVING DEAD (45)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SATAN'S BBQ (506)           28
2. BASH BROS TAXI (479)        20      SATAN'S BBQ (506)
3. LIVING DEAD (45)            19      Unchartered Team
4. CARDOW HUNTERS (359)        13
5. ALMOST EXACTLY (20)          2      BASH BROS TAXI (479)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 SATAN'S BBQ (506)         15   1  1 93.8   1/ 1 LIVING DEAD (45)         10  5 0
 2- 1 DELPHINUS (502)            9   3  0 75.0   2/ 2 ARGONAUTS (188)           7  3 0
 3/ 3 LIVING DEAD (45)          41  33  2 55.4   3/ 3 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       7  8 0
 4/ 2 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)      404 326 25 55.3   4- 4 I'M THE WOLF (504)        3  0 0
 5- 4 I'M THE WOLF (504)        24  21  1 53.3   5/ 5 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)      3 12 0
 6/ 5 ARGONAUTS (188)          220 193  9 53.3   6/ 0 SATAN'S BBQ (506)         2  0 0
 7/ 0*BASH BROS TAXI (479)       2   2  0 50.0   7- 6 DELPHINUS (502)           1  0 0
 8/ 6 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)     861 %1080 18 44.4   8/ 0*BASH BROS TAXI (479)      0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in LAPUR since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts 
to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  What's with KNIGHTMARE?  He 
actually beat CARDOW HUNTERS' OX, and walked away with 19 more points from the fight. 
Laughs were big at SATAN'S BBQ while they watched HELLAPENO POPPER clobber EVIL EYE.  
He lost 15 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  Har har har!  
Did GAMMA DELPHINI wimp out, or just get lazy?  Anyway, he's not Duelmaster anymore.  
I'm sure LAPUR is excited about FILLETED MINION, the new Duelmaster from SATAN'S BBQ. 
(remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I have...  Advice to fighters with a 1 
will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  The 
most avoided team was I'M THE WOLF.  The bums at LIVING DEAD couldn't face the 
challenges from I'M THE WOLF!  No excuse for that!  What do people see in WIGHT?  His 
5-4-0?  LIVING DEAD ain't talkin', but he's got 51 points.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover 
stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
The end of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  Remember--a 
good fighter needs both good skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FILLETED MINION 6107         10   1  1    94       SATAN'S BBQ (506)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GAMMA DELPHINI 6059           9   3  0   111       DELPHINUS (502)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KNIGHTMARE 264                9   6  0    79       LIVING DEAD (45)
-DIABOLICUS 3442              17  10  0    75       ARGONAUTS (188)
-CYBERNAUT 3568               15   5  0    74       ARGONAUTS (188)
 OX 6084                      17  17  1    69       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRUSH LARSSON 3710            6   3  0    58       ARGONAUTS (188)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELLAPENO POPPER 6108         5   0  0    55       SATAN'S BBQ (506)
-LOWDOWN AND MEAN 6113         4   3  0    52       I'M THE WOLF (504)
 WIGHT 6072                    5   4  0    51       LIVING DEAD (45)
 XUR 261                      10   5  1    50       LIVING DEAD (45)
 G.I. DON'T KNOW 6162          6   1  0    47       ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
-WRECKIN' LIVES 6073           6   4  0    43       I'M THE WOLF (504)
 NIGHT STALKER 262             7   8  1    37       LIVING DEAD (45)
 RAINSTORM 6142                5  13  0    37       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EVIL EYE 265                  9   6  0    33       LIVING DEAD (45)
 SURESHOT 6141                 6  12  1    33       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
 ARCH RIVAL 3685               6   6  0    30       ARGONAUTS (188)
 SHOCK AND AWWW 6144           6   5  0    29       ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
 FRIGHT RIDE 5775              1   1  0    28       BASH BROS TAXI (479)
 POKEY, MON! 6158              6   4  0    27       ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
 WOLFBITER 6157                5   6  0    27       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
 INSULT TO INQUIRY 6159        6   3  0    26       ALMOST EXACTLY (20)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE WOODS 6075                5   3  0    23       I'M THE WOLF (504)
 LOG-STICKER 6172              1   4  0    17       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
 COUP DE GRACE 3764            4   2  0    14       ARGONAUTS (188)
 NO ENGLISH 5774               1   1  0    14       BASH BROS TAXI (479)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LAMENT TRUCK 6165       2  5 0 ALMOST EXACTLY 20    BLACK ORC             799  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Xur -- That strategy change worked really well (rolls eyes).  -- A. Rival

Wight -- Wight was Wong. -- C. Larsson

Rainstorm -- Pretty nifty fight.  You were pretty and I was nifty. -- Coup de Grace

Knightmare -- Diabolical. -- Diabolicus 

Deadly Assassin -- In my travels I have seen you before.  In Lirith Kai you are known 
as (sound of dagger whistling through the air)...ergh! -- Cybernaut 

A 4-1 turn and we drop two spots in the rankings.  Lapur, she hasn't changed a bit. -- 
Medea 

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LAMENT TRUCK was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WIGHT vanquished POKEY, MON! in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
XUR overpowered SHOCK AND AWWW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
COUP DE GRACE was overpowered by RAINSTORM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
OX was devastated by KNIGHTMARE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
FILLETED MINION overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
NIGHT STALKER was defeated by G.I. DON'T KNOW in a 1 minute melee.
EVIL EYE was vanquished by HELLAPENO POPPER in a 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
CRUSH LARSSON savagely defeated SURESHOT in a action packed 1 minute gory duel.
ARCH RIVAL defeated NO ENGLISH in a 2 minute match.
FRIGHT RIDE was handily defeated by WOLFBITER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
INSULT TO INQUIRY subdued LOG-STICKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  12 -  1      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    32 -  21 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  11 -  0      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  11 -  0      15  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   9 -  0      10  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 799 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  5         4  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  FILLETED MINION 6107       10   1  1   94 SATAN'S BBQ (506)
BASHING ATTACK   KNIGHTMARE 264              9   6  0   79 LIVING DEAD (45)
LUNGING ATTACK   HELLAPENO POPPER 6108       5   0  0   55 SATAN'S BBQ (506)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is OX 6084.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
CRUSH LARSSON 3710.  The ten other most popular fighters were ARCH RIVAL 3685, INSULT 
TO INQUIRY 6159, LAMENT TRUCK 6165, WIGHT 6072, XUR 261, HELLAPENO POPPER 6108, NO 
ENGLISH 5774, LOG-STICKER 6172, POKEY, MON! 6158, and RAINSTORM 6142.

The least popular fighter this week was FRIGHT RIDE 5775.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SURESHOT 6141, EVIL EYE 265, OX 6084, COUP DE GRACE 3764, NIGHT 
STALKER 262, SHOCK AND AWWW 6144, WOLFBITER 6157, G.I. DON'T KNOW 6162, FILLETED 
MINION 6107, and KNIGHTMARE 264.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BONNIE 2780 (219-136-9)                6  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES      

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HIMEY THE PIMP 730 (78-49-1)           2  3  0         STREET WALKERS       
WILD THANG! 2393 (50-35-0)             0  5  0         STREET WALKERS       

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HYDROPONICUS 4605 (71-75-0)            3  3  0         BLUNT FORCE          
SISSY CHRISSY 1347 (53-46-3)           0  2  0         STREET WALKERS       

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DIRTY SANCHEZ 4802 (29-21-0)           7  3  0         STREET WALKERS       
I 6065 (31-12-1)                       3  3  0         F                    
MISS CONDUCT 3709 (19-3-1)             0  1  0         STREET WALKERS       
SULTRY SUSIE 1922 (26-23-1)            0  1  0         STREET WALKERS       

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FURTIVE RETURNS 4186 (109-251-1)       4  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 5R   
GOLDIE 4805 (32-20-5)                  1  3  0         STREET WALKERS       

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GAMMA DELPHINI 6059 (8-3-0)           14  2  0         DELPHINUS            
FILLETED MINION 6107 (9-1-1)           7  3  0         SATAN'S BBQ          
LOWDOWN AND MEAN 6113 (4-3-0)          6  3  0         I'M THE WOLF         

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HELLAPENO POPPER 6108 (4-0-0)          0  2  0         SATAN'S BBQ          

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VOW OF SILENCE 5130 (1-0-0)            4  3  0         HILLTOP GURUS        
SOUTHEASTERN SHREW 3719 (9-9-2)        3  3  0         SHREW CAN IT BE NOW  
LITTLE THIN GOD 2311 (14-8-0)          1  3  0         ALMOST EXACTLY       
DILLIGAS 565 (15-12-0)                 0  1  0  DEAD   ALMOST EXACTLY       
JURASSIC JORDON 5008 (10-5-1)          0  2  0         STREET WALKERS       
KINKY KIM 3772 (4-1-0)                 0  2  0         STREET WALKERS       
PINKY 5491 (18-7-0)                    0  2  0  DEAD   STREET WALKERS       

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LAUGHING LULU 2350 (6-10-0)            1  3  0         WEIRD STUDENTS       

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SADISTIC REMORSE 1346 (4-2-1)          3  3  0         ALMOST EXACTLY       
SLAYING FOR KEEPS 6123 (5-7-3)         0  2  0         ALMOST EXACTLY       

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BOOGIE MAN 263 (1-4-0)                 1  3  0         LIVING DEAD          
METHODICAL MALICE 5539 (3-1-1)         1  3  0         MOSTLY MISSING       

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
OCHIMO 5541 (0-0-0)                    2  3  0         MALIGNANT DECEIT