DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/27/2026    Duedate: 06/09/2026

LAPUR ARENA

DM 29    TURN 1047

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ERRATIC EDUCATOR
ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)
(29-6826) [17-19-1,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ERRATIC EDUCATOR               JAGERBOMB
ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)         LIBATIONS 6 (573)
(29-6826) [17-19-1,107]        (29-7009) [1-0-0,25]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HOUN DOG                       SUE CHEF
CARDOW HUNTERS (359)           ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)
(29-6872) [14-13-1,87]         (29-6848) [14-18-0,65]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POKE' MON (568)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LIBATIONS 6 (573)             68 
2. MID EARTH (223)               26    BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)
3. WOODVALE FALLS (570)          24    Unchartered Team
4. NEON VELVET (557)             23 
5. POKE' MON (568)               22    LIBATIONS 6 (573)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*LIBATIONS 6 (573)          4   1  0 80.0   1/ 2 POKE' MON (568)          13  2 0
 2- 1 AVOID ME! (535)          226 135  7 62.6   2/ 4 MID EARTH (223)           8  7 2
 3/ 2 BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)   17  13  1 56.7   3/ 7 NEON VELVET (557)         7  0 0
 4- 3 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)      869 688 50 55.8   4/ 3 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    7  4 0
 5/ 6 POKE' MON (568)           35  28  0 55.6   5- 1 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       6  2 0
 6/ 4 MID EARTH (223)          1098 898 52 55.0   6/ 0*LIBATIONS 6 (573)         4  1 0
 7/ 5 NEON VELVET (557)         79  66  4 54.5   7- 5 BLUE HERRINGS (566)       4  2 0
 8- 7 WAR PARTY (474)          133 120  8 52.6   8/ 6 BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)   3  3 0
 9/ 8 BLACK KELTS (233)        331 329 12 50.2   9- 9 AVOID ME! (535)           2  4 0
10/ 9 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)   210 230  6 47.7  10/11*OF WOLF & MAN (569)       2  4 0
11/10 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)     1141 1470 26 43.7  11/12*WOODVALE FALLS (570)      2 13 0
12-11 BLUE HERRINGS (566)       52  79  3 39.7  12-10 WAR PARTY (474)           1  1 0
13/12*OF WOLF & MAN (569)        3   5  0 37.5  13/13 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)      1  2 0
14-13*COVEY XIX (564)            2   7  0 22.2  14/ 8 BLACK KELTS (233)         1  8 0
15/14*WOODVALE FALLS (570)       2  13  0 13.3  15-15*COVEY XIX (564)           0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
16-15*DEMONS OF SNOW (572)       0   1  0  0.0  16-14*DEMONS OF SNOW (572)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Fellow Whooplanesians! <haha> All around the bonfire!

On one hand, I'd kept low expectations, expecting the silence that's more common among 
opponents. On the other hand, receiving no curious diplos, no birthday wishes, no 
RSVPs to my invitation to a shared world, I'm feeling free to imagine as I please, 
unconstrained by others' ideas, biases, or notions. (And on the third hand, I'd kept a 
sharp longknife.) 

Glad to be "here" and away from AI slop, with fellow humans! My open invitation 
stands! Whenever or whatever you might feel to imagine too.

Role-ing into character in Woodvale Falls: I'm a branch, one of many spread across the 
forest canopy...

                                     * * * * * * 

...high above Woodvale Falls, swaying and bending in the winds, under the Light Rays, 
true to no Dark Ways, releasing from too-long held loyalties to unworthy furies around 
and beneath, holding up above the Darcwud below full of a feast of creatures, stories, 
fabulous tales, guests, misadventures, agendas, factions, interests, appetites, 
devourings, splinterings, consuming fires, ambitions, desires... 

                                     * * * * * *

"I dare you to go in there!" bigboy Bobinge said in a harsh whisper, looking wide-eyed 
and wide-smiled at the smaller boy who was peeking around the shrub at the cave 
entrance.

"Ladies first!" Tyug said in a voice that was soft but clear, smirking back with 
arched eyebrows. "The ogre loves ladies, for lunch!" He stuck out his tongue and ran 
away laughing, careful to keep the shrub between him and the cave mouth.

"Chicken!" Bo called hoarsely after him, but then noticed what Ty already had: the 
birds in the trees around had stopped singing. He broke into a panicked run to catch 
up, kicking up dust, betraying his presence and carelessly exposing himself to the 
cave's line of sight. So he, too, could have seen the cave if he had looked back over 
his shoulder, but he didn't.

So Bo didn't see the thick, calloused hand reach up out into the light and grip the 
top ridge of the cave mouth. He didn't see the huge, warty forearm just below and 
inside the hungry shadows.

                                     * * * * * *

...risking trespass, bullying frenemy, mocking, fleeing and seeing/not-seeing, 
hearing/not-hearing, fearing...

...in Woodvale Falls.

                                          -- G, a branch, one of many

                                      SPY REPORT

Hail and well met, Lapurian fight fans, this week we honor Drop the Soap, he is the 
8th invitee of the year. Wait a minute--he can't even show up. I guess Vlad had other 
plans this week. Anyways, he is finishing his run with 19 wins and has sat on the 
throne for 2 turns. All Hail Lord Protector Drop the Soap! Wonder what is next from 
Vlad and his warrior naming humor? Loofa ona Stick? Now on to this week's arena action 
from the warriors that showed up.

We are up to 16 teams in the ranks with the new guild LIBATIONS 6, welcome to Lapur. 
We also had 6 guilds taking a powder this week. From the active teams we have 20 
fights on the commission list, with 1 fight by torchlight, 6 challenges and 13 
matchups of which 6 are against stand-ins. The one death came from the new guild 
eliminating slime number 5. We salute your sacrifice. With Brine a no-show this week, 
we will have a new Duelmaster and the match for the title came down to STONE HINGE of 
BLACK KELTS fighting ERRATIC EDUCATOR of ARMY OF DARKNESS, with Purple Sage's ancient 
warrior losing in a 1 minute match against Master Beru's unbalanced warrior. All Hail 
the new Duelmaster!

In team news, Poke and his POKE' MON crew impressed with a 4-1-0 to take over the top 
spot. Moving from 4th to 2nd is Visionist and his MID EARTH bunch, who also had a 4-1-
0 week. Leaping from 7th to 3rd is the legendary Neon Necromancer and his NEON VELVET 
warriors, who have continued their undefeated return with a 3-0-0 result. The Team on 
the Move is newcomer LIBATIONS 6, who managed a 4-1-0 and gained an impressive 68 
points. The Most Avoided team goes to Neon, who received 8 avoids, while Poke and the 
Bloke each had 4 avoids.

Challenge fights...

SNORLAX of POKE' MON challenged SUE CHEF of ARMY OF DARKNESS, with Poke's monster 
warrior besting Master Beru's culinary warrior in a exciting 4 minute gruesome duel.

FROSLASS of POKE' MON challenged MAEVE MANIAC of BLACK KELTS, with Poke's fairy 
warrior narrowly defeating Purple Sage's fiendish warrior in a 8 minute fight.

LEAFBINGER of WOODVALE FALLS challenged SALAZZLE of POKE' MON, with G's foliage 
warrior losing to Poke's lizard warrior in a 2 minute amateur vs veteran brawl.

My "Fight of the Week" PROUDBERRY of WOODVALE FALLS challenged LOPUNNY of POKE' MON, 
with G's pompous warrior being overpowered by Poke's creatural warrior in a 5 minute 
match. Well fought to you both!

STALKER GREMLIN of WOODVALE FALLS challenged RED VELVET of NEON VELVET, with G's 
impish warrior being bested by Neon's velour warrior in a 2 minute duel.

LECHBUG of WOODVALE FALLS challenged POPPY POPPINS of BLACK KELTS, with G's insect 
warrior defeating Purple Sage's hypnotic warrior in a 2 minute struggle.

Other arena notes...
This week's favorite is SUE CHEF, who was made famous by SNORLAX.
The most popular style was A TRIO: Bashing, Lunging and Aimed Blow, the most 
successful could be several styles, but in my opinion it is Lunging and the least 
successful Pikers.

No new invitees, so that brings my report to a close. 'Til next time.

                                          -- Eoghan McGrimm

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ERRATIC EDUCATOR 6826        17  19  1 107         ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BRINE SUSPECT 6903           17  14  1 128         BLUE HERRINGS (566)       
-PRETTY ALRIGHT 6905          14  17  1 117         BLUE HERRINGS (566)       
-SKUNK 6675                   27  20  1 108         AVOID ME! (535)           

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STONE HINGE 3455             18  42  1  97         BLACK KELTS (233)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-END OF BIDET 6849            11   4  1  89         ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       
 HOUN DOG 6872                14  13  1  87         CARDOW HUNTERS (359)      
 GRAKUS 6920                  13   8  0  82         MID EARTH (223)           
-UPCHUCK 6721                 21  15  0  78         AVOID ME! (535)           
 SNORLAX 6941                 10   3  0  72         POKE' MON (568)           
 APOSTATE POSTMAN 6847        15  17  0  71         ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    
 BATTERSCOTCH 6851            13   6  0  67         NEON VELVET (557)         

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUE CHEF 6848                14  18  0  65         ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    
 ELHAD 6965                    7   6  1  60         MID EARTH (223)           
-WINDLESS WHISPER 6956         6   4  0  60         ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       
 FROSLASS 6963                 9   1  0  59         POKE' MON (568)           

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LITTLE FISHY 6902             3  28  0  55         BLUE HERRINGS (566)       
-POX 6950                      7   4  0  52         AVOID ME! (535)           
 MAEVE MANIAC 6916            10  10  0  50         BLACK KELTS (233)         
-WINDINHISHAIR 6860            4   4  0  49         WAR PARTY (474)           
-50ML 6913                     4   2  0  41         BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)   
-STOMPER ROOM 6954             5   5  0  40         ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       
 IMGUR 6986                    5   1  1  37         MID EARTH (223)           
 DAVIEL 6982                   6   2  1  35         MID EARTH (223)           
 BRIAR 6940                    6   7  0  35         POKE' MON (568)           
-STORE PICK 6911               4   1  0  35         BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHRONOMANCER 6932             2   0  0  33         NEON VELVET (557)         
 POPPY POPPINS 6933            7  10  1  32         BLACK KELTS (233)         
-SILENCE 6868                  2   3  0  29         COVEY XIX (564)           
 SALAZZLE 6974                 4   4  0  28         POKE' MON (568)           
 LOPUNNY 6976                  5   2  0  25         POKE' MON (568)           
 JAGERBOMB 7009                1   0  0  25         LIBATIONS 6 (573)         
 LECHBUG 6993                  2   1  0  24         WOODVALE FALLS (570)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 1.75L 6914                    6   5  0  23         BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)   
 MARIUS SOL 6970               2   2  0  23         OF WOLF & MAN (569)       
 RED VELVET 6927               2   0  0  20         NEON VELVET (557)         
 BRUTUS FALX 6968              1   3  0  18         OF WOLF & MAN (569)       
 SLIME 4 7008                  1   0  0  15         LIBATIONS 6 (573)         
 PILSNER 7010                  1   0  0  15         LIBATIONS 6 (573)         
-NECROPANTHER 6962             1   0  0  12         NEON VELVET (557)         
 MATCHA 7007                   1   0  0   8         LIBATIONS 6 (573)         
-THE WHITE WITCH 7002          0   1  0   7         DEMONS OF SNOW (572)      
-CLOT 7004                     1   1  0   4         AVOID ME! (535)           
 PROUDBERRY 6990               0   3  0   3         WOODVALE FALLS (570)      
 LEAFBINGER 6989               0   3  0   3         WOODVALE FALLS (570)      
 STALKER GREMLIN 6991          0   3  0   3         WOODVALE FALLS (570)      
 CAVE OGRE RAGER 6992          0   3  0   3         WOODVALE FALLS (570)      
 XUGXUG 7011                   0   1  0   1         MID EARTH (223)           

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SLIME 5 7006            0  1 0 LIBATIONS 6 573      DUSKBLOOD TROLL       1047 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Silly, stupid, senseless slugs! AVOID Me or suffer! -- the Bloke

Drop The Soap, everyone is tired of having to pick you up. -- the Bloke

A good skunk sprays a poor hound dog any day. -- Skunk

Chronomancer, watch out! Your clots are forming. -- Clot

Snorlax, a pox on you! -- the Bloke

Almost Exactly is another synonym for mediocre. -- the Bloke

Brine Suspect, your arrest is imminent. -- the Bloke

Brine Suspect -- Congrats on the title, I was not expecting a title fight. Thanks for 
the training tho. -- Grakus

Pretty Alright -- That one was for you. Good luck! -- Lord Protector Zagrid

End of Bidet -- You and your weird name please go away. -- Elhad

Persistent Beggar -- You weren't very. -- Daviel

Another thief bites the dust. -- Imgur

Congrats Entitled Citizen and Drop the Soap on your invites to the Isle. -- Visionist 
and Mid Earth

Imgur the werecat -- How quaint: The beast thinks triumph makes him noble. -- Lady 
Proudberry of Woodvale Falls

Necropanther -- All that snarling, and still no trace of breeding; you won by volume, 
not value. Even your victory sounded unemployed. -- Lady Proudberry of Woodvale Falls

Thanks for welcoming me to Lapur, Visionist. -- G and Woodvale Falls

Red Velvet -- By the rhythm of the glittering leaves... the cake gobbled ME! -- 
Leafbinger

Salazzle, poison queen of the arena -- Loss? No. Heh. That was me testing how 
dramatically I can hide in the nearest pile of ominous rustling while wheezing; I'll 
be that persisant cough you can't quite explain. Heh. -- Gremlin Stalker of Woodvale 
Falls

Lopunny -- BUN-NY?!! -- Cave Ogre Ragar of Woodvale Falls

Briar -- I tried to swarm your... uh... field notes, Professor, but I forgot which one 
of us was the specimen! -- Lechbug of Woodvale Falls

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SLIME 5 was dealt death by DUSKBLOOD TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SNORLAX bested SUE CHEF in a exciting 4 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
FROSLASS narrowly defeated MAEVE MANIAC in a 8 minute Challenge fight.
LEAFBINGER lost to SALAZZLE in a 2 minute amateur vs. veteran Challenge brawl.
PROUDBERRY was overpowered by LOPUNNY in a 5 minute mismatched Challenge match.
STALKER GREMLIN was bested by RED VELVET in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
LECHBUG defeated POPPY POPPINS in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
STONE HINGE was handily defeated by ERRATIC EDUCATOR in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
GRAKUS vanquished TETRICUS in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
HOUN DOG savagely defeated APOSTATE POSTMAN in a 2 minute gory expert's duel.
ELHAD savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a popular 1 minute expert vs. novice match.
BATTERSCOTCH demolished BRIAR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
IMGUR devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
DAVIEL bested MARIUS SOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
1.75L was handily defeated by CHRONOMANCER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BRUTUS FALX defeated CAVE OGRE RAGER in a 1 minute struggle.
MATCHA viciously subdued XUGXUG in a crowd pleasing 8 minute bloody novice's fray.
PILSNER devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JAGERBOMB demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SLIME 4 overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  10 -  1      64  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  16 -  0      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  15 -  1      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  18 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         AIMED BLOW        21 -  19 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  19 -  0      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  34 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  18 -  0      38  |

Turn 1047 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  HOUN DOG 6872              14  13  1   87 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
BASHING ATTACK   GRAKUS 6920                13   8  0   82 MID EARTH (223)
TOTAL PARRY      SNORLAX 6941               10   3  0   72 POKE' MON (568)
WALL OF STEEL    FROSLASS 6963               9   1  0   59 POKE' MON (568)
LUNGING ATTACK   IMGUR 6986                  5   1  1   37 MID EARTH (223)
SLASHING ATTACK  DAVIEL 6982                 6   2  1   35 MID EARTH (223)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HOUN DOG 6872.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SUE CHEF 6848.  The ten other most popular fighters were MATCHA 7007, ELHAD 6965, 
SNORLAX 6941, PROUDBERRY 6990, HOUN DOG 6872, RED VELVET 6927, LECHBUG 6993, POPPY 
POPPINS 6933, GRAKUS 6920, and DAVIEL 6982.

The least popular fighter this week was XUGXUG 7011.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FROSLASS 6963, 1.75L 6914, BRIAR 6940, STONE HINGE 3455, STALKER 
GREMLIN 6991, LOPUNNY 6976, MAEVE MANIAC 6916, CAVE OGRE RAGER 6992, MARIUS SOL 6970, 
and BATTERSCOTCH 6851.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

DROP THE SOAP (29-6811) ALMOST EXACTLY (20)