DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/24/2026    Duedate: 07/07/2026

LAPUR ARENA

DM 29    TURN 1049

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ERRATIC EDUCATOR
ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)
(29-6826) [19-19-1,126]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ERRATIC EDUCATOR               JAGERBOMB
ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)         LIBATIONS 6 (573)
(29-6826) [19-19-1,126]        (29-7009) [3-0-0,49]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HOUN DOG                       HOUN DOG
CARDOW HUNTERS (359)           CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
(29-6872) [16-13-1,107]        (29-6872) [16-13-1,107]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LIBATIONS 6 (573)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)       53 
2. POKE' MON (568)               23    AVOID ME! (535)
3. LIBATIONS 6 (573)             22    Unchartered Team
4. THE CRUE (571)                20 
5. MEAT TO EAT (562)             19    THE CRUE (571)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*THE CRUE (571)             2   0  0 100.   1/ 3*LIBATIONS 6 (573)         9  2 0
 2/ 1*LIBATIONS 6 (573)          9   2  0 81.8   2/ 1 POKE' MON (568)           9  6 1
 3- 3 WRATHMEN 20-12 (532)      15   9  0 62.5   3/ 2 NEON VELVET (557)         7  1 0
 4/ 2 AVOID ME! (535)          229 139  7 62.2   4/ 4 MID EARTH (223)           7  8 0
 5/ 4 BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)   22  14  1 61.1   5/11 BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)   5  2 0
 6- 6 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)      870 690 50 55.8   6/ 9 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)      3  0 0
 7/ 8 NEON VELVET (557)         83  67  4 55.3   7/ 6 AVOID ME! (535)           3  4 0
 8/ 7 MID EARTH (223)          1101 905 52 54.9   8/ 5 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    3  6 0
 9/ 5 POKE' MON (568)           40  33  1 54.8   9/ 0*THE CRUE (571)            2  0 0
10/10 BLACK KELTS (233)        331 334 12 49.8  10- 7*OF WOLF & MAN (569)       2  1 0
11/11 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)   212 234  6 47.5  11/12*WOODVALE FALLS (570)      2 13 0
12-12*OF WOLF & MAN (569)        4   5  0 44.4  12-13 WRATHMEN 20-12 (532)      1  0 0
13/13 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)     1143 1470 26 43.7  13- 8 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       1  2 0
14/15*WOODVALE FALLS (570)       3  22  0 12.0  14/14 BLACK KELTS (233)         0  8 0
15/ 0*MEAT TO EAT (562)          0   1  0  0.0  15/ 0*MEAT TO EAT (562)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Fellow Snarksheerians!  *haha*  All around the bonfire!

                             *  **  ***  ****  ***  **  *

...high above Woodvale Falls, light, limber, strong in motion. Not weakening with 
worry, hurry, story, stillness, heavy sudden burdens taken on too much, too fast, too 
too. Seeking power over others through force does break some falling to those darcwud 
ways below. Acquiring skills, aligning values, and playing, enjoying being well and 
well doing, making patterns, creating beauty does save some, keeping up, uplifting, 
awaying from the darkness below...

                             *  **  ***  ****  ***  **  *

Honking geese chased the tired sun behind the hill, and in the twilight a spotted dog 
chased a squawking goose flapping past a pig rolling in the muddy path to his hut's 
front door, which opened suddenly.

"Where've you been, boy?! You're late for supper! You been snoopin' 'round that cave 
again, haven't ya, Bo! Ooooh, I told ya that ogre's mean! Never do trust an ogre, I 
said! It's not safe! C'mon! You better hurry and wash up now! Your food's gettin' 
cold!"  Bigboy Bobinger's large Ma cocked her head, tsked, and frown-smiled down at 
his opening and closing mouth, then rubbed his head and swatted him into the hut, 
calling after him, "And where's Ty? Huh? You two! His Ma's worried sick! I know! That 
ogre prolly ate him, that's what! Poor Ty! I told you! That ogre ate your Great Aunt 
Mae, didn't I tell you? Maybe now you'll listen!"

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The spotted dog ran panting and dripping into the dry hut and Lechbug pounced on it 
with a clean towel. "Yeah, that's it. Don't worry, boy. You and Ty never miss dinner." 
Wiping off wet and mud, he turned his head to his wife. "Our boy'll be along soon, 
Mother."

She wiped her hands on her apron and looked out the window. "Oh, I know, Hunny. But 
I'm worried about our neighbors talking nonsense and lighting torches. Look at 'em, 
Lechy! Where're they off to in this dark now?"

Lechbug signed and looked out at the crowd gathering along the path running down 
between the huts. "Oh, probably off to the cave again. Ignorance in action is 
terrifying, isn't it, Deary? I mean, I've tried to tell them it's just a story we tell 
our kids to scare them away from a dangerous place, and I remind them that nobody's 
ever actually seen any ogre and that if there were an ogre, then he would just want to 
be left alone," He winked slyly at her. "But they never listen, and they never quit 
blaming all their bad and missing crops and lame and missing livestock on 'the cave 
ogre rager'" and he pinched her with smiling eyes. "You know that's why the ogre 
rages!" And Lechbug smiled and laughed with his wife at the window by the waning 
torchlight.

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Leafbinger raised his glowing eyes, flaming torch, eyebrows and voice and spoke 
quickly to the villagers around him. "See, I figure it's gotta be that no-good cave 
ogre rager that killed this there thing. And that ate our Ty too!"

The light of their torches glinted off their weapons and armor as they nodded and 
gathered around the gremlin carcass, unable not to stare at it, and unaware of the 
silence in the bushes and trees around and above them. The hideous corpse looked 
almost pitiable as it lay there, twisted among the gnarled roots in the forest path, 
but too many of their women folk had complained to them about the leering beast that 
several of the men did now spit on it, and one said, "Good riddance!"

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"Me 'Am say dey MEAN! No TRUS 'em!" she waved her huge thick forearm in the direction 
of the torches through the falls and far below where the villagers had gathered across 
the riverpool at the mouth of her cave. Her other hand held his. "Dey say WRONG! Dey 
DIE trees and me 'Am!"

He reached up on tip-toes and wiped away her tears and rested his face between her 
large green breasts and she giggled and smiled down at him through her tusks and said 
to him, "Not like you."

Tybug smiled up into her eyes and said, "Me 'Ad say dey not dat bad. Dey jus wanna be 
lef alone." The ogress' soft warty hand gently rubbed her lover's head. "Like us." And 
the teens warmed each other, to the sound of the roaring waters and the sight of the 
torches beyond.

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...speaking/not listening, assuming/not asking, gazes considering, baited outrage 
quickening, ignorance acting, stupid outwitting, distrust/trust increasing/decreasing, 
differences/common ground bridging/building/collapsing...

...in Woodvale Falls.

                                          -- G, a branch, among others holding

                                      SPY REPORT

Greetings Lapurians! Today we honor the city's 9th Lord Protector of the year, Stone 
Hinge of Black Kelts. I have to hand it to Purple Sage, having a warrior graduate with 
61 fights, much less an Aimed Blow. He told me that back in the day they had 3 rules 
about Aimed Blows. Number one, Aimed Blows die. Number two, Aimed Blows die alot and 
number three, never DA an Aimed Blow, because they are going to die anyway. Well Sir 
Hinge is one warrior that broke the rules. Congrats and farewell. Now on with my 
report of this week's arena activities.

Fifteen guilds in the ranks, with Vlad and several other teams appearing to have 
finished their tourney prep.

From the active teams we have 21 fights in the arena, seven by challenge, nine 
commission randoms and 5 using the night time warrior recycling program. Let's start 
with the title fight with SNORLAX of POKE' MON challenging two time champ ERRATIC 
EDUCATOR of ARMY OF DARKNESS, with Poke's nocturnal warrior being viciously subdued by 
Master Beru's scholarly warrior in a 3 minute competition. All Hail the 3 time 
Duelmaster! Now for this week's carnage, BUFFALO TRACE sentenced a hooch, Visionist 
targeted another roll up god and G rejected three and unfortunately lost a 4th to a 
challenge match. We salute your sacrifice.

In team news, the Barkeep and his LIBATIONS 6 jumped from 3rd to the top spot after a 
limited 2-0-0 showing, congrats. Dropping from 1st to 2nd is Poke and his Mon's who 
went 2-3-1. Rounding out the top 3 is Neon and his velvet warriors after a limited 2-
0-0 result. The Team on the Move is BUFFALO TRACE, who gained 53 points as a group. 
The Most Avoided guild is inactive Vlad and his ALMOST EXACTLY crew, who had 6 avoids. 
the 2nd most is Neon, who had 4 and fearmonger the Bloke's crew received only had two 
avoids. Wow!

Remaining challenge matches...

JAGERBOMB of LIBATIONS 6 TV challenged MAEVE MANIAC of BLACK KELTS, with the Barkeep's 
energetic warrior demolishing Purple Sage's fanatic warrior in a quick 1 minute 
battle.

CHRONOMANCER of NEON VELVET TV challenged POPPY POPPINS of BLACK KELTS, where Neon's 
obscure warrior vanquished Purple Sage's sedated warrior in a 1 minute Challenge 
fight.

My "Fight of the Week":
BATTERSCOTCH of NEON VELVET challenged APOSTATE POSTMAN of ARMY OF DARKNESS, with 
Neon's crushing warrior viciously subduing Master Beru's traitorous warrior in a 2 
minute expert's duel.

UPCHUCK of AVOID ME! down challenged GRAKUS of MID EARTH, with the Bloke's 
regurgitating warrior losing to Visionist's mysterious warrior in a popular 2 minute 
veteran's brawl.

50ML of BUFFALO TRACE '25 challenged ELHAD of MID EARTH, with Mr B's metric warrior 
overpowering Visionist's elvish warrior in a 1 minute one-sided melee.

BRIAR of POKE' MON challenged LECHBUG of WOODVALE FALLS, with Poke's blueberry warrior 
assassinating G's insect warrior in a 1 minute one-sided match.

Other arena notes...
This week's favorite is HOOUN DOG, who was made famous by SKUNK.
The most popular style was Slashing, the most successful was Lunging and the least 
successful was Parry Lunge, again.

I was just informed by the Commission that we have our 10th Lord Protector of the 
year. ERRATIC EDUCATOR of ARMY OF DARKNESS has received their invite. Congrats! We 
honor you next time.

                                          -- Eoghan McGrimm

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ERRATIC EDUCATOR 6826        19  19  1 126         ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKUNK 6675                   27  22  1 110         AVOID ME! (535)           
 HOUN DOG 6872                16  13  1 107         CARDOW HUNTERS (359)      
 GRAKUS 6920                  14   9  0  97         MID EARTH (223)           
 BATTERSCOTCH 6851            15   6  0  96         NEON VELVET (557)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNORLAX 6941                 11   4  0  89         POKE' MON (568)           
 UPCHUCK 6721                 22  16  0  82         AVOID ME! (535)           
 FROSLASS 6963                11   1  0  77         POKE' MON (568)           
 APOSTATE POSTMAN 6847        15  19  0  75         ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    
-WINDLESS WHISPER 6956         7   4  0  71         ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       
-END OF BIDET 6849            11   5  1  70         ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUE CHEF 6848                14  20  0  62         ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    
 BRIAR 6940                    8   7  1  60         POKE' MON (568)           
-POX 6950                      8   4  0  60         AVOID ME! (535)           

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 50ML 6913                     5   2  0  56         BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)   
-PYRRAVYN 6432                 6   5  0  53         WRATHMEN 20-12 (532)      
 1.75L 6914                    8   5  0  51         BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)   
 JAGERBOMB 7009                3   0  0  49         LIBATIONS 6 (573)         
 MAEVE MANIAC 6916            10  12  0  42         BLACK KELTS (233)         
 IMGUR 6986                    6   2  1  40         MID EARTH (223)           
 PILSNER 7010                  3   0  0  40         LIBATIONS 6 (573)         
 CHRONOMANCER 6932             3   1  0  40         NEON VELVET (557)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STORE PICK 6911               5   1  0  39         BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)   
 ELHAD 6965                    7   8  1  37         MID EARTH (223)           
 POPPY POPPINS 6933            7  12  1  34         BLACK KELTS (233)         

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALAZZLE 6974                 4   6  0  30         POKE' MON (568)           
-MARIUS SOL 6970               3   2  0  29         OF WOLF & MAN (569)       
 DAVIEL 6982                   7   3  1  28         MID EARTH (223)           
-STOMPER ROOM 6954             5   6  0  28         ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       
-RED VELVET 6927               3   0  0  26         NEON VELVET (557)         
 LOPUNNY 6976                  5   4  0  25         POKE' MON (568)           

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MATCHA 7007                   2   0  0  20         LIBATIONS 6 (573)         
 MUTTON 6852                   0   1  0  19         MEAT TO EAT (562)         
-BRUTUS FALX 6968              1   3  0  18         OF WOLF & MAN (569)       
 VINCE 6994                    1   0  0  13         THE CRUE (571)            
 STRAIGHT BOURBON 6915         3   2  0  12         BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)   
 MICK 6995                     1   0  0   7         THE CRUE (571)            
 PROUDBERRY 6990               0   5  0   5         WOODVALE FALLS (570)      
 KIDNAP 6984                   1   1  0   4         AVOID ME! (535)           

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HOOCH 3 7005            0  1 0 BUFFALO TRACE '2 567 RIVER MONSTER         1049 NONE
RUG 91276 7018          0  1 0 MID EARTH 223        RIVER MONSTER         1049 NONE
CAVE OGRE RAGER 6992    0  5 0 WOODVALE FALLS 570   HEINOUS BEAST         1049 NONE
LEAFBINGER 6989         0  5 0 WOODVALE FALLS 570   RIVER MONSTER         1049 NONE
LECHBUG 6993            3  2 0 WOODVALE FALLS 570   BRIAR 6940            1049  
STALKER GREMLIN 6991    0  5 0 WOODVALE FALLS 570   STONE GOLEM           1049 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

A mere 7 avoids?!  Over 50ish nutball dummies? AVOID Me, Simpletons. AVOID Me. 
Anything else hurts you. -- the Bloke

I'd offer my congrats to Stone Hinge, but, you know, he was just a trooper. -- the 
Bloke

Stalker Gremlin, I beat you?! I am but a mere putz. What's that make you? -- Kidnap

Ughh!! -- Ghost of Xugxug

Upchuck -- I was robbed!! -- Grakus

Windless Whisper -- Tsk Tsk Tsk -- Elhad

Stomper Room -- Hope the arm heals up quickly. -- Daviel

Pox -- How the hell did you gey the jump on me!?! -- Imgur

Congrats Stone Hinge on finally getting your invite to the Isle. -- Visionist and Mid 
Earth

Aware of the silence. -- G

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LEAFBINGER was butchered by RIVER MONSTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STALKER GREMLIN was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
CAVE OGRE RAGER was easily killed by HEINOUS BEAST in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
RUG 91276 was slaughtered by RIVER MONSTER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
HOOCH 3 was assassinated by RIVER MONSTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JAGERBOMB demolished MAEVE MANIAC in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
CHRONOMANCER vanquished POPPY POPPINS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SNORLAX was viciously subdued by ERRATIC EDUCATOR in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
BATTERSCOTCH viciously subdued APOSTATE POSTMAN in a 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
UPCHUCK lost to GRAKUS in a popular 2 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
50ML overpowered ELHAD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
BRIAR assassinated LECHBUG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
HOUN DOG viciously subdued SKUNK in a crowd pleasing 10 minute gory veteran's battle.
FROSLASS handily defeated SUE CHEF in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
STORE PICK savagely defeated SALAZZLE in a action packed 1 minute gruesome struggle.
DAVIEL was overpowered by 1.75L in a 1 minute bloody mismatched brawl.
IMGUR defeated BOND SERVANT in a 1 minute bout.
LOPUNNY was demolished by PILSNER in a 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
KIDNAP was outlasted by MICK in a unpopular 7 minute amateur's conflict.
STRAIGHT BOURBON beat MUTTON in a action packed 1 minute fight.
PROUDBERRY was demolished by VINCE in a 1 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  11 -  1      66  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  13 -  1      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  18 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  20 -  2      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         AIMED BLOW        20 -  18 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  31 -  0      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  19 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  22 -  0      35  |

Turn 1049 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  4         3  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      SKUNK 6675                 27  22  1  110 AVOID ME! (535)
STRIKING ATTACK  HOUN DOG 6872              16  13  1  107 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
BASHING ATTACK   GRAKUS 6920                14   9  0   97 MID EARTH (223)
WALL OF STEEL    FROSLASS 6963              11   1  0   77 POKE' MON (568)
SLASHING ATTACK  BRIAR 6940                  8   7  1   60 POKE' MON (568)
PARRY-STRIKE     50ML 6913                   5   2  0   56 BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)
LUNGING ATTACK   1.75L 6914                  8   5  0   51 BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)
AIMED BLOW       PILSNER 7010                3   0  0   40 LIBATIONS 6 (573)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HOUN DOG 6872.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HOUN DOG 6872.  The ten other most popular fighters were GRAKUS 6920, ERRATIC 
EDUCATOR 6826, BATTERSCOTCH 6851, CHRONOMANCER 6932, PILSNER 7010, STRAIGHT BOURBON 
6915, STALKER GREMLIN 6991, APOSTATE POSTMAN 6847, BRIAR 6940, and FROSLASS 6963.

The least popular fighter this week was MICK 6995.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KIDNAP 6984, PROUDBERRY 6990, LOPUNNY 6976, DAVIEL 6982, ELHAD 6965, 
MAEVE MANIAC 6916, HOOCH 3 7005, RUG 91276 7018, CAVE OGRE RAGER 6992, and MUTTON 
6852.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ERRATIC EDUCATOR (29-6826) ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

STONE HINGE (29-3455) BLACK KELTS (233)