DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/01/2025    Duedate: 10/14/2025

LAPUR ARENA

DM 29    TURN 1030

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CANCER
AVOID ME! (535)
(29-6830) [9-0-1,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CANCER                         POSITION IS EMPTY
AVOID ME! (535)                
(29-6830) [9-0-1,112]          

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

LOTS OF KNOTS                  LOTS OF KNOTS
ALMOST EXACTLY (20)            ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
(29-6656) [18-33-4,91]         (29-6656) [18-33-4,91]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MID EARTH (223)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)        50 
2. MID EARTH (223)               26    AVOID ME! (535)
3. ALMOST EXACTLY (20)           18    Unchartered Team
4. CARDOW HUNTERS (359)          14 
5. WHEREWOLVES (565)             8     POSITION IS EMPTY

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)   10   5  1 66.7   1/ 2 MID EARTH (223)          10  5 1
 2/ 3 AVOID ME! (535)          201 116  7 63.4   2/ 3 AVOID ME! (535)           7  2 0
 3/ 4 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)      839 665 49 55.8   3- 1*BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)   7  3 1
 4/ 5 MID EARTH (223)          1045 866 49 54.7   4/ 6 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       7  4 0
 5/ 6 NEON VELVET (557)         70  62  4 53.0   5/ 5 NEON VELVET (557)         6  2 0
 6/ 8 BLACK KELTS (233)        305 292 11 51.1   6/ 7 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    6  6 0
 7/ 9 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)   176 197  6 47.2   7- 4 DARKATHIAS' DEMONS (546)  4  6 0
 8/11 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)     1131 1463 26 43.6   8/ 8 BLACK KELTS (233)         4 10 0
 9/10 BLUE HERRINGS (566)       31  41  2 43.1   9/12 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)      3  3 0
10-12 DARKATHIAS' DEMONS (546)  33  46  1 41.8  10/10 WHEREWOLVES (565)         3  7 0
11/13 WHEREWOLVES (565)         24  50  1 32.4  11/11 BLUE HERRINGS (566)       2 10 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

If you grew up in a rural area, you've probably heard the old adage, "leaves of three, 
let it be." This brief, descriptive warning is intended to keep you from touching or 
brushing against the poison ivy plant. The reason for this warning? The oily sap on 
the plant's leaves, called urushiol, often causes anB allergic reaction and rash, and 
maybe much worse. If you didn't grow up near the woods, it may surprise you to learn 
that poison ivy can grow in sidewalk cracks, vacant lots, and other nooks and crannies 
and arenas throughout cities, beach towns, and suburbs. In fact, poison ivy can be 
found in every U.S. state, except Alaska and Hawaii. So, in addition to memorizing 
that age-old rhyme, here's what you need to do -- AVOID ME!  

                                          -- Poison Ivy, Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

Welcome back, Lapurians, today we honor RED MANE of CARDOW HUNTERS, another veteran 
warrior from Jorja and her 22nd Lord Protector out of Lapur. Jorja continues her 
farewell tour by not always replacing warriors, she is now down to one warrior. Will 
we have another long running Duelmaster at the top? Let's find out.

Down to 11 teams in the ranks, with 2 inactive, which gave us 18 fights. One fight by 
night, four challenge fights and 13 matchups. We had 2 deaths, the WHEREWOLVES 
sacrificed a little pig and they lost their impressive top warrior MILDEW in a match 
with ZAGRID. We salute your sacrifice.

Well we have a rare occurrence this week thanks to what looks like a plan set forth by 
the Bloke... Our reigning Champion POISON IVY of AVOID ME! challenged and lost to 
outgoing Lord Protector RED MANE, which leaves the title up for grabs to the highest 
recognition warrior at the end of the day. So the Bloke had CANCER of AVOID ME! 
challenge Purple Sage's WAGON DRIVER 3 of BLACK KELTS and with CANCER demolishing 
WAGON DRIVER 3 in 2 minutes he is now the Duelmaster. All Hail CANCER!

Team news is not nearly as exciting. Visionist and his MID EARTH crew put forth a 4-1-
1 result to take over the top spot. Moving from 3rd to 2nd is the Bloke and his AVOID 
ME! after a weak 1-2-0. Rounding out the top 3 is BUFFALO TRAACE '25, who decided to 
take the week off. The Team on the Move is Master Beru and his ARMY of DARKNESS, who 
gained 50 points. The Most Avoided goes to the Bloke and his AVOID ME bunch, who 
managed 6 avoids. Two other guilds managed 4 avoids.

For my fight of the week, I could not decide between two new warrior fights, so they 
are both my "Fight of the Week".

HOKIE of WHEREWOLVES fought FRESHMAN VELVET of NEON VELVET, where the wolven warrior 
viciously subdued Neon's velour in 2 minutes.

TASALINDA of NEON VELVET fought POPPY POPPINS of BLACK KELTS, with Neon's mysterious 
warrior beating Purple Sage's bubbly warrior in 2 minutes. Well done to all 4 of you.

Well, I'm pretty much through. Oh wait, 2 more invitees to the Isle: POISON IVY of 
AVOID ME! and LOTS OF KNOTS of ALMOST EXACTLY. Next time we honor them both. And with 
that I bring my report to a close. 'Til next time. 

                                          -- Eoghan McGrimm

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANCER 6830                   9   0  1 112         AVOID ME! (535)           

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KUHRIS 6797                  14  19  0  96         MID EARTH (223)           

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POISON IVY 6815              17  11  0  95         AVOID ME! (535)           
 ENTITLED CITIZEN 6817        18  10  0  93         ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    
 LOTS OF KNOTS 6656           18  33  4  91         ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WARIUS 6820                  12  11  1  90         MID EARTH (223)           
 WAGON DRIVER 3 5412          18  11  0  89         BLACK KELTS (233)         
-UPCHUCK 6721                 18  11  0  74         AVOID ME! (535)           
 STONE HINGE 3455             14  31  1  74         BLACK KELTS (233)         
 BRINE SUSPECT 6903            8   7  1  72         BLUE HERRINGS (566)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZAGRID 6858                   9   2  1  66         MID EARTH (223)           
 NEAR WHALE 6906              10   5  0  65         BLUE HERRINGS (566)       
 DROP THE SOAP 6811           12   6  0  57         ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       
 ERRATIC EDUCATOR 6826        10   9  1  57         ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BATTERSCOTCH 6851             9   5  0  50         NEON VELVET (557)         
 PRETTY ALRIGHT 6905           8   7  1  50         BLUE HERRINGS (566)       
 APOSTATE POSTMAN 6847         6   9  0  47         ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    
 ACID 6861                     4   4  0  38         AVOID ME! (535)           
 LITTLE FISHY 6902             2  13  0  37         BLUE HERRINGS (566)       
-1.75L 6914                    3   0  0  35         BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOOCH 2 6934                  1   0  1  33         BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)   
 SUE CHEF 6848                 6   9  0  28         ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    
-STICHES 6608                  5   4  1  27         DARKATHIAS' DEMONS (546)  
 END OF BIDET 6849             2   0  0  27         ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       
-50ML 6913                     2   1  0  26         BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)   
-CALLIE 6609                   5   5  0  25         DARKATHIAS' DEMONS (546)  

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STORE PICK 6911               2   1  0  22         BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)   
 HOUN DOG 6872                 4   6  1  20         CARDOW HUNTERS (359)      
 HOKIE 6922                    2   1  0  19         WHEREWOLVES (565)         
 GRAKUS 6920                   2   2  0  17         MID EARTH (223)           
-STRAIGHT BOURBON 6915         2   1  0  16         BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)   
 WHITE FANG 6881               3   6  0  15         WHEREWOLVES (565)         
 YANGIE 6898                   3   2  0  11         MID EARTH (223)           
 AOIFE ALURE 6917              2   3  0   9         BLACK KELTS (233)         
-QUINTARA 6619                 2   2  0   8         DARKATHIAS' DEMONS (546)  
 MAEVE MANIAC 6916             1   3  0   7         BLACK KELTS (233)         
 TASALINDA 6931                1   1  0   6         NEON VELVET (557)         
-LUCKY 6935                    1   0  0   6         DARKATHIAS' DEMONS (546)  
-ASTRA 6936                    1   0  0   5         DARKATHIAS' DEMONS (546)  
 BIG BAD 6929                  0   2  0   2         WHEREWOLVES (565)         
 POPPY POPPINS 6933            0   1  0   1         BLACK KELTS (233)         
 FRESHMAN VELVET 6943          0   1  0   1         NEON VELVET (557)         

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DAVEY II 6908           3  9 0 BLUE HERRINGS 566    SOUTH OF THE BOR 4301 1027  
LITTLE PIG 17 6937      0  1 0 WHEREWOLVES 565      WYVERN                1030 NONE
MILDEW 6890            10  3 0 WHEREWOLVES 565      ZAGRID 6858           1030  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Persads?  What good are they? You brainless robotiods are not reading or listening or 
understanding. AVOID ME, dunces! DO it! -- the Bloke

Hey, Kuhris, I salute you. We gave it a shot on a fine match up and I won the luck 
award. Your turn shall come. -- Poison Ivy (speaking without venom)

Near Whale, that was one heck of an upchuck! Bwahahahaha. -- Upchuck

Pretty Alright, whatever would i do without you. -- Cancer

Tourist Traps, I know. I know. You are a fan of the alliterative Canadian Curling. -- 
the Bloke

Lucky -- I think you won with skill and were not lucky. -- Maeve Maniac

DARKATHIAS' -- Your crowding my team. 50% of my fights with your team. Give us some 
space. Just challenge "Avoid me" they like it. -- Purple Sage

The Crowd chants 'LOTS OF KNOTS -- DARK ARENA' A cheer arises as the crowd comes to 
its feet!  Bow bow -- Wagon Driver 3

The Bloke -- Neon has a team here still? 2 fighters is a team? -- Purple Sage

Tourist Traps -- Hockey smokey, hawk-tu I spit on that team. -- Purple Sage

Lapur -- Huh, we have to pay attention to Hockey. what the hell. I don't even know 
what teams are out there and which one wears purple. Its really the only reason to 
support a team. Like the "Vikings" -- Purple Sage

All -- I apologize ahead of time for the next few months. the roll-up gods have not 
sent me good material to build a team with. I will have to really try to find the 
Knack with them. -- Purple Sage

Poison Ivy -- I see why we are supposed to avoid you. You are one scary lady. Congrats 
and thanks for the training. -- Kuhris

1.75L -- You are one quick Convincian. -- Yangie

Stitches -- Jeez -- Grakus

Congrats, Red Mane on your invite! -- Visionist and the Mid Earth guild

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LITTLE PIG 17 was butchered by WYVERN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
POISON IVY lost to RED MARE in a 1 minute expert's Challenge battle.
CANCER demolished WAGON DRIVER 3 in a 2 minute bloody uneven Challenge Title fight.
DROP THE SOAP viciously subdued ACID in a popular 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
ERRATIC EDUCATOR unbelievably bested PRETTY ALRIGHT in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
LOTS OF KNOTS was outwaited by ENTITLED CITIZEN in a 7 minute master's match.
STONE HINGE was handily defeated by KUHRIS in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BRINE SUSPECT lost to WARIUS in a action packed 1 minute veteran's duel.
NEAR WHALE vanquished BOND SERVANT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ZAGRID executed MILDEW in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BATTERSCOTCH savagely defeated SUE CHEF in a 1 minute brutal match.
LITTLE FISHY was devastated by APOSTATE POSTMAN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HOUN DOG bested WHITE FANG in a 1 minute bout.
YANGIE was handily defeated by END OF BIDET in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MAEVE MANIAC won victory over BIG BAD in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
AOIFE ALURE was vanquished by GRAKUS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HOKIE viciously subdued FRESHMAN VELVET in a 2 minute gory amateur's brawl.
TASALINDA beat POPPY POPPINS in a 2 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         STRIKING ATTACK   40 -  27 -  2      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  22 -  2      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        21 -  21 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         BASHING ATTACK    22 -  22 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  14 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  22 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  18 -  0      47  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  20 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  14 -  1      36  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  14 -  1      30  |

Turn 1030 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         4  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  CANCER 6830                 9   0  1  112 AVOID ME! (535)
TOTAL PARRY      ENTITLED CITIZEN 6817      18  10  0   93 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)
LUNGING ATTACK   WARIUS 6820                12  11  1   90 MID EARTH (223)
PARRY-STRIKE     BRINE SUSPECT 6903          8   7  1   72 BLUE HERRINGS (566)
AIMED BLOW       ZAGRID 6858                 9   2  1   66 MID EARTH (223)
BASHING ATTACK   DROP THE SOAP 6811         12   6  0   57 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
SLASHING ATTACK  ERRATIC EDUCATOR 6826      10   9  1   57 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)
PARRY-LUNGE      PRETTY ALRIGHT 6905         8   7  1   50 BLUE HERRINGS (566)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LOTS OF KNOTS 6656.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LOTS OF KNOTS 6656.  The ten other most popular fighters were DROP THE SOAP 
6811, HOKIE 6922, WARIUS 6820, CANCER 6830, BRINE SUSPECT 6903, ZAGRID 6858, 
BATTERSCOTCH 6851, APOSTATE POSTMAN 6847, ERRATIC EDUCATOR 6826, and PRETTY ALRIGHT 
6905.

The least popular fighter this week was AOIFE ALURE 6917.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BIG BAD 6929, YANGIE 6898, SUE CHEF 6848, MILDEW 6890, STONE 
HINGE 3455, LITTLE PIG 17 6937, POPPY POPPINS 6933, FRESHMAN VELVET 6943, GRAKUS 
6920, and MAEVE MANIAC 6916.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

POISON IVY (29-6815) AVOID ME! (535)
LOTS OF KNOTS (29-6656) ALMOST EXACTLY (20)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

RED MARE (29-6394) CARDOW HUNTERS (359)