DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/02/2026 Duedate: 09/15/2026
LAPUR ARENA
DM 29 TURN 1054
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
NOBILIFY
ARCANE PHARMACY (401)
(29-6585) [15-3-0,140]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
NOBILIFY PILSNER
ARCANE PHARMACY (401) LIBATIONS 6 (573)
(29-6585) [15-3-0,140] (29-7010) [5-1-0,70]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
APOSTATE POSTMAN ROLLING BROWNOUR
ARMY OF DARKNESS (283) ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)
(29-6847) [15-24-0,69] (29-7017) [1-2-0,5]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MID EARTH (223)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ARCANE PHARMACY (401) 33
2. ROAD FOOD (578) 24 AVOID ME! (535)
3. MID EARTH (223) 17 Unchartered Team
4. LIBATIONS 6 (573) 14
5. BLACK KELTS (233) 14 LIBATIONS 6 (573)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2*LIBATIONS 6 (573) 15 8 0 65.2 1/ 1 MID EARTH (223) 8 7 0
2/ 4 AVOID ME! (535) 236 146 7 61.8 2/ 6 AVOID ME! (535) 6 4 0
3/10*OF WOLF & MAN (569) 7 5 0 58.3 3/ 5 ALMOST EXACTLY (20) 6 6 0
4/ 5 BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567) 30 22 1 57.7 4/ 2 POKE' MON (568) 6 9 0
5/ 7 ALMOST EXACTLY (20) 880 699 50 55.7 5/13 ARCANE PHARMACY (401) 5 1 0
6/15*ROAD FOOD (578) 5 4 0 55.6 6/14*ROAD FOOD (578) 5 4 0
7/ 6 POKE' MON (568) 54 44 1 55.1 7/ 3 BLACK KELTS (233) 5 5 0
8/ 9 MID EARTH (223) 1113 917 52 54.8 8/ 7*LIBATIONS 6 (573) 5 6 0
9/11 ARCANE PHARMACY (401) 94 82 1 53.4 9/15 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283) 4 9 0
10/ 3*DEMONS OF SNOW (572) 2 2 0 50.0 10/11*OF WOLF & MAN (569) 3 0 0
11/12 BLACK KELTS (233) 338 341 12 49.8 11/ 4 BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567) 3 4 0
12/13 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283) 217 247 6 46.8 12- 8 CARDOW HUNTERS (359) 2 0 0
13-14 CARDOW HUNTERS (359) 1146 1471 26 43.8 13-10*COVEY XIX (564) 2 0 0
14-16*COVEY XIX (564) 4 7 0 36.4 14/12*DEMONS OF SNOW (572) 2 1 0
15-17*WOODVALE FALLS (570) 8 37 1 17.8 15- 9*WOODVALE FALLS (570) 2 8 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings fellow Lapurians! This week we honor Grakus, who is lucky number 13 to get
their invite to the Isle this year and Visionist's 41st Lord Protector from Lapur. For
the most part he has done very well in the arena, including one turn as Duelmaster. We
salute him. All hail Grakus! Now it is time for me to turn my attention to this week's
report on the arena competitions.
Hmm, let's see... 2 teams disappeared into the shadows and three of the 15 in the
ranks are inactive. We have 21 fights on the commission lists. Hmm, no night fights,
nine challenge fights, and the remaining are random matches. The fight for the title
was a challenge between Duelmaster NOBILIFY of ARCANE PHARMACY and impressive upstart
FROSLASS of POKE' MON. In the end Destitute Noble's aristocratic warrior devastated
Droolbomber's ghostly warrior in a 1 minute Title fight. All Hail the two time Champ!
Next up is team news. Staying in first this week is Visionist and his Mid Earthers,
who managed a 3-2-0 result. Jumping from 6th to 2nd is the Bloke and his Avoid Me!
fearmongers, who managed a 2-2-0 record. Rounding out the top 3 is Vlad and his Almost
Exactly bunch after a 3-1-0 showing. As for the Team on the Move? It goes to ARCANE
PHARMACY, who gained 33 points. The Most Avoided was as close as ever. A tie between
BUFFALO TRACE and ALMOST EXACTLY, who each received 5 avoids and several others had 4
avoids.
Remaining Challenge fights...
APOSTATE POSTMAN of ARMY OF DARKNESS challenged END OF BIDET of ALMOST EXACTLY, with
Master Beru's postal warrior losing to Vlad's porcelain warrior in a 1 minute expert's
battle.
UPCHUCK of AVOID ME! challenged SNORLAX of POKE' MON, with the Bloke's heaving warrior
outlasting Droolbomber's gluttonous warrior in a boring 18 minute snoozefest.
WINDLESS WHISPER of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged POX of AVOID ME!, with Vlad's breathless
warrior overpowering the Bloke's contagious warrior in a 1 minute fight.
PILSNER of LIBATIONS 6 challenged LOPUNNY of POKE' MON, with the Barkeep's pale
warrior devastating Droolbomber's hare warrior in a 2 minute brawl.
MATCHA of LIBATIONS 6 challenged POPPY POPPINS of BLACK KELTS, with the Barkeep's
hearty warrior being narrowly defeated by Purple Sage's opium warrior in a 2 minute
struggle.
"My Fights of the Week" (Yes, two again):
AI OVERLORD of ARMY OF DARKNESS challenged KASSANDRA of BLACK KELTS, with Master
Beru's artificial warrior luckily beating Purple Sage's obscure warrior in a popular 2
minute brawl.
COFFIN of AVOID ME! challenged TRY MAXXER of ALMOST EXACTLY, with the Bloke's burial
warrior losing to Vlad's enigmatic warrior in a 2 minute duel.
Other arena notes...
This week's favorite is ROLLING BROWNOUR, who was made famous losing to STROKE.
PILSNER gained 12 points by beating LOPUNNY. SNORLAX's loss to UPCHUCK cost him 10
points.
The most popular style is Aimed Blow and Lunging. The most successful style is
technically Parry Strike, but they only had one fight.
Lastly we bid a final farewell to Lord Protector Grakus. Ohh wait, I just received
notice of a new invite to the Isle. Our current Duelmaster NOBILIFY of ARCANE PHARMACY
has met the Commission's requirements and will be honored next time as Lapur's newest
Lord Protector. And on that happy end, 'til next time.
-- Eoghan McGrimm
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOBILIFY 6585 15 3 0 140 ARCANE PHARMACY (401)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TALONCYCLOVIR 6522 13 6 0 113 ARCANE PHARMACY (401)
UPCHUCK 6721 24 17 0 97 AVOID ME! (535)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FROSLASS 6963 14 3 0 89 POKE' MON (568)
END OF BIDET 6849 14 7 1 85 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
SNORLAX 6941 14 6 0 84 POKE' MON (568)
-JAGERBOMB 7009 6 0 0 80 LIBATIONS 6 (573)
SUE CHEF 6848 16 23 0 73 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)
FLOYDTYKTU 6809 8 1 0 73 ARCANE PHARMACY (401)
PILSNER 7010 5 1 0 70 LIBATIONS 6 (573)
APOSTATE POSTMAN 6847 15 24 0 69 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)
BRIAR 6940 11 9 1 68 POKE' MON (568)
-STORE PICK 6911 8 1 0 68 BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)
WINDLESS WHISPER 6956 8 8 0 68 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STOMPER ROOM 6954 9 7 0 62 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
MAEVE MANIAC 6916 12 14 0 58 BLACK KELTS (233)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POPPY POPPINS 6933 9 14 1 54 BLACK KELTS (233)
ELHAD 6965 9 10 1 54 MID EARTH (223)
-SILENCE 6868 4 3 0 54 COVEY XIX (564)
BRUTUS FALX 6968 4 3 0 49 OF WOLF & MAN (569)
LOPUNNY 6976 8 6 0 46 POKE' MON (568)
IMGUR 6986 9 4 1 41 MID EARTH (223)
POX 6950 8 6 0 40 AVOID ME! (535)
SALAZZLE 6974 6 9 0 39 POKE' MON (568)
1.75L 6914 9 9 0 36 BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)
DAVIEL 6982 9 6 1 34 MID EARTH (223)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-50ML 6913 5 5 0 32 BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)
FRIES 7067 2 0 0 32 ROAD FOOD (578)
THE WHITE WITCH 7002 2 2 0 31 DEMONS OF SNOW (572)
CHEESE PUFF 7070 1 1 0 31 ROAD FOOD (578)
MATCHA 7007 3 1 0 30 LIBATIONS 6 (573)
MONSTER 7068 1 1 0 25 ROAD FOOD (578)
CANDY GINGER 7066 1 1 0 24 ROAD FOOD (578)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BAR WENCH 6971 2 0 0 23 BLACK KELTS (233)
-BENCHMARK 7021 3 0 0 21 BUFFALO TRACE '25 (567)
TRY MAXXER 7014 2 2 0 19 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
-CLOT 7004 3 2 0 18 AVOID ME! (535)
HERBURNIE 7020 1 1 0 14 BLACK KELTS (233)
MYTHYA 7081 2 1 0 12 MID EARTH (223)
-PROUDBERRY 6990 1 8 0 11 WOODVALE FALLS (570)
STROKE 7082 2 0 0 10 AVOID ME! (535)
-TRUNKGRUB 7022 2 2 1 9 WOODVALE FALLS (570)
AI OVERLORD 7016 1 2 0 9 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)
-GREENROBYN 7024 1 3 0 8 WOODVALE FALLS (570)
COFFIN 7083 1 1 0 6 AVOID ME! (535)
-VINESTONE 7023 1 3 0 6 WOODVALE FALLS (570)
KASSANDRA 6988 0 2 0 6 BLACK KELTS (233)
ROLLING BROWNOUR 7017 1 2 0 5 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)
-NUNHORN 7025 0 4 0 4 WOODVALE FALLS (570)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ONLY FANS COACH 7080 0 1 0 1 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Pud Proudberry, I realize you misspelled IMPORTANCE, you Podunk. "Clot -- I am not
entirely comfortable with your impertinence! -- Proudberry of Woodvale Falls" -- Clot
Kassandra, one for the good guys. Bwahaha. Be careful of all I represent. -- Coffin
Bunch of uneducated and lack of common sense out there. Get with it gnats! AVOID Me!
-- the Bloke
Pilsner -- Hope the training helps you in the future. -- Lord Protector Grakus
Greenrobyn -- Brake challenge young fella. -- Daviel
Maeve Maniac -- Damn Harkeny! -- Imgur
Vinestone -- Wow!! Thanks for the training boost. -- Mythya
All -- Grakus -- 18-6-14-15-13-9-9 Basher. He is an over achiever learning 65 skills
in 27 fights and attaining Master Init, Adex Attack and Expert Decise. his favorite
weapon is Great Axe, very high and moderate rhythm and bash tactic. He is Mid Earth's
Lord Protector number 41 and the 5th basher. He informed he will be retiring from the
arena. -- Visionist
G, of Woodvale Falls -- We are attempting to figure this out to put into words.
Apparently your query prompted AI Overlord to create a picture of a guy (?) who is
overweight and has almost no hair but has three arms (one of which seems to be part of
one arm, so maybe we should say two arms) and the hands... uh... there is something
really messed up about the hands. One has too many fingers and the other is somehow
holding a halberd but instead of wrapping around the wooden staff portion is around
the entirety of the length... Anyway... not sure if that seems helpful, but that's all
AI Overlord has done. -- Sue Chef
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NOBILIFY devastated FROSLASS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
APOSTATE POSTMAN lost to END OF BIDET in a 1 minute expert's Challenge battle.
UPCHUCK outlasted SNORLAX in a unpopular 18 minute master's Challenge duel.
WINDLESS WHISPER overpowered POX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PILSNER devastated LOPUNNY in a 2 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
MATCHA was narrowly defeated by POPPY POPPINS in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
AI OVERLORD luckily beat KASSANDRA in a popular 2 minute amateur's Challenge brawl.
COFFIN lost to TRY MAXXER in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
GRAKUS lost to TALONCYCLOVIR in a 1 minute veteran's duel.
SUE CHEF won victory over MAEVE MANIAC in a popular 1 minute veteran's duel.
STOMPER ROOM was beaten by FLOYDTYKTU in a 1 minute gory melee.
BRIAR overpowered DAVIEL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
1.75L was devastated by ELHAD in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SALAZZLE was viciously subdued by IMGUR in a 2 minute bloody bout.
BRUTUS FALX overcame THE WHITE WITCH in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
BAR WENCH luckily beat CANDY GINGER in a action packed 4 minute struggle.
FRIES handily defeated HERBURNIE in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
MONSTER devastated COMMON RIVERRAT in a tiresome 7 minute one-sided brawl.
CHEESE PUFF demolished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ROLLING BROWNOUR was luckily beaten by STROKE in a 6 minute amateur's fight.
MYTHYA beat ONLY FANS COACH in a 6 minute beginner's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 7 TOTAL PARRY 25 - 16 - 0 61 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 10 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 15 - 1 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 25 - 1 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 22 - 1 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 22 - 21 - 0 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 22 - 31 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 22 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 21 - 1 34 |
Turn 1054 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 5 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW NOBILIFY 6585 15 3 0 140 ARCANE PHARMACY (401)
TOTAL PARRY UPCHUCK 6721 24 17 0 97 AVOID ME! (535)
WALL OF STEEL FROSLASS 6963 14 3 0 89 POKE' MON (568)
STRIKING ATTACK FLOYDTYKTU 6809 8 1 0 73 ARCANE PHARMACY (401)
SLASHING ATTACK BRIAR 6940 11 9 1 68 POKE' MON (568)
PARRY-LUNGE STOMPER ROOM 6954 9 7 0 62 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
LUNGING ATTACK BRUTUS FALX 6968 4 3 0 49 OF WOLF & MAN (569)
BASHING ATTACK POX 6950 8 6 0 40 AVOID ME! (535)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is APOSTATE POSTMAN 6847. The most popular warrior
this turn was ROLLING BROWNOUR 7017. The ten other most popular fighters were CANDY
GINGER 7066, KASSANDRA 6988, END OF BIDET 6849, PILSNER 7010, POPPY POPPINS 6933, TRY
MAXXER 7014, SUE CHEF 6848, IMGUR 6986, BRUTUS FALX 6968, and NOBILIFY 6585.
The least popular fighter this week was SNORLAX 6941. The other ten least popular
fighters were UPCHUCK 6721, MONSTER 7068, MYTHYA 7081, STROKE 7082, 1.75L 6914,
STOMPER ROOM 6954, MAEVE MANIAC 6916, LOPUNNY 6976, POX 6950, and FROSLASS 6963.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
NOBILIFY (29-6585) ARCANE PHARMACY (401)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
GRAKUS (29-6920) MID EARTH (223)