DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/11/2009 Duedate: 11/24/2009
IAYE ARENA
DM-30 TURN-614
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HIPS
HER BEST ASSETS (461)
(30-4800) [9-0-0,103]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HIPS POSITION IS EMPTY
HER BEST ASSETS (461)
(30-4800) [9-0-0,103]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SPUD SENATOR WILEY
RED DOG GANG (356) LENPROS (145)
(30-4783) [17-21-0,90] (30-4821) [6-3-0,80]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ALL JACKED UP (463)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LENPROS (145) 28
2. ALL JACKED UP (463) 21 ALL JACKED UP (463)
3. RED DOG GANG (356) 14 Unchartered Team
4. HER BEST ASSETS (461) 7
5. THE WARLOCKS (430) 1 UNKNOWN VENTURES (303)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 ALL JACKED UP (463) 32 18 4 64.0 1/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463) 10 5 2
2/ 2 LENPROS (145) %1125 687 32 62.1 2/ 1 LENPROS (145) 9 3 0
3/ 3 THE WARLOCKS (430) 208 154 12 57.5 3/ 3 RED DOG GANG (356) 6 8 0
4/ 4 HER BEST ASSETS (461) 18 18 1 50.0 4/ 4 HER BEST ASSETS (461) 3 3 0
5/ 5 RED DOG GANG (356) 652 826 14 44.1 5/ 5 THE WARLOCKS (430) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Andorian Succession #37 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
South of Andor:
Outcast Orchid looked at her companion. He had given his name as though it
should mean something to her, but she'd never heard of him. "Herlas of Zensu?"
"Yes, to my shame, I am."
She shook her head. "That doesn't mean a thing to me, but I can tell you that
as far as I'm concerned, saving my life makes up for a lot." She looked ahead. The
farm track they were following wandered into a field and stopped. "Where do we go
from here? How long before we can get back on the main roads? I don't like being
lost."
"We aren't lost," Herlas said. "I know where we are, and how to get to Fratsfa
from here--if the Chaos monsters haven't gotten there ahead of us." He guided her to
the left, into an overgrown woodlot. "If they have... no reason to go there at all.
Or not to, of course."
"Well, at least you aren't suggesting that we flee Andoria to escape the
monsters--"
"What would be the point? Once they've conquered Andoria, which is their goal,
I think, they will go on to the rest of Alastari, and from there the rest of Ghea."
"Lady Greywand might have something to say about that."
"Or she might not. She's insane, after all."
The woodlot was small, and on the other side of it was another overgrown track.
"How can you say that?" Orchid demanded, pulling a twig from her hair.
"Based on the available evidence," Herlas answered quietly, "but let's not go
into that now." He gestured slightly, indicating something ahead of them. "We're
about to have trouble."
Orchid looked. One of the monsters was waiting in the middle of the field. She
drew her sword, unwilling to give up without a fight. A limb of the thing
transformed into a sort of blade in response. She foresaw difficulty with an
opponent who could change forms at will.
Beside her, heat and flickering lights and a smell of ozone as her companion
cast a spell. Herlas said, "I think I can hold it to one shape, but be quick."
She nodded and danced forward, her sword beginning to trace the dangerous
patterns of her style. Sunlight flared along the edge of the blade, clean as
morning, and the monster shied back. She whirled past it, moving constantly without
pause, slicing and dicing methodically. Ichor flowed thickly.
It made a sound. Why should a Chaos monster that looked a little bit like a
person on a horse make a sound like wind chimes and sea gulls? Well, why not, it was
chaos, right? Anything goes, that's what chaos was all about. Except that she got
the feeling it was upset. Good! It should BE upset. Coming here and trying to take
over HER world--the very idea! She spun back twoard it, she had a second sword now
in her other hand, didn't know where she'd gotten it, but that didn't matter. She
hit it like a veritable wall of blades, and every gobbet of flesh she hacked off
burst into flames before it could hit the ground and was destroyed.
Destroyed utterly.
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 315): CONSTERNATION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 632): PUP TENT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 631): PITCH of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 617): HOTL MUSCHEL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 621): WILD FIRE of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 616): WORKER BEE of WEE BEE BAD (Dartor, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 615): KETTELMAN of GOLDEN CHANYON (Jorja, mgr)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 613): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 580): TERILEE LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 574): LUCKY DAWG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 565): TANIA PARK of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 263): PHOBOPHOBIA of WATCH OUT! (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 464): SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 216): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 517): DEATH FOG of SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 315): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 632): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 631): OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 617): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 621): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 616): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 615): FIRST LADIES (?, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 613): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 580): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 574): THE STORM FRONT (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 564): SERPENT'S HOLD (?, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 263): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 464): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 216): DARK AS DAY (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 517): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 315): CONSTERNATION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 632): PUP TENT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
SHOTGUN GHANDI of ARMED & GREGARIOUS (TMM, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 616): ELLIRN KOUL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 616): WORKER BEE of WEE BEE BAD (Dartor, mgr.)
SAML ULRON of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 614): SERGEANT 23 of MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (The Anarchist, mgr)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 612): BROTHER DOBBIN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 580): TERILEE LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 573): BREAK STUFF of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 263): BEXLY of OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
(turn 262): NOVERCAPHOBIA of WATCH OUT! (Soultaker, mgr.)
OUTCAST ORCHID of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
IAYE brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, LENPROS, since ALL JACKED
UP took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course, we're all
terribly impressed to see SPUD win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk,
HIPS beat DIGGITY DOG and DIGGITY DOG lost 13 points. You're breakin' my heart. And
it's out with the old, in with the new, as HIPS takes the Title and last week's bar
tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes,
how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. IAYE, I
am losing what little hope I had in you. HER BEST ASSETS the most avoided team?
What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And it looks like LENPROS avoided them the
most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. SISTER MARY
JANE was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM
insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Now hey, I like to see a death as much as
the next guy, but hey HER BEST ASSETS, whyja send LIPS to the Dark Arena, look at
hers record, huh? Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
What does the IAYE arena have in common with the inns? It's just as comfortable
to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and
I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see the crowds
are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HIPS 4800 9 0 0 103 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HELP ON THE WAY 4717 17 46 2 99 THE WARLOCKS (430)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPUD 4783 17 21 0 90 RED DOG GANG (356)
DIGGITY DOG 4793 11 14 0 85 RED DOG GANG (356)
SENATOR WILEY 4821 6 3 0 80 LENPROS (145)
MAJOR MARTIN 4807 16 2 0 73 LENPROS (145)
JACK DANIELS 4813 6 4 0 67 ALL JACKED UP (463)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOONDOG 4790 13 21 1 61 RED DOG GANG (356)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JACK THE RIPPER 4817 8 2 0 52 ALL JACKED UP (463)
JACK HAMMER 4815 6 4 1 51 ALL JACKED UP (463)
CRACKER JACK 4824 5 2 2 48 ALL JACKED UP (463)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SISTER MARY JANE 4831 4 0 0 32 LENPROS (145)
JACK KNIFE 4814 5 5 1 30 ALL JACKED UP (463)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BEE-STUNG LIPS 4829 3 1 0 23 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
STRIPE 4835 1 0 0 13 RED DOG GANG (356)
LITTLE ROSIE 4834 1 2 0 8 RED DOG GANG (356)
-DR DERSCH 4830 0 1 0 2 LENPROS (145)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LIPS 4811 4 1 0 HER BEST ASSETS 461 WURM KIN 614 NONE
SENSUAL SMILE 4828 0 3 0 HER BEST ASSETS 461 JACK KNIFE 4814 613
FIFI DELITE 4810 5 9 0 RED DOG GANG 356 CRACKER JACK 4824 611
SPECKLE 4819 7 3 1 RED DOG GANG 356 CRACKER JACK 4824 612
PERSONAL ADS
Diggety Dog -- I had hoped to ascend to the throne but you muzzled me, doggone it! --
Major Martin
Help On The Way -- I just couldn't resist the known. sorry, but I wanted to try to
help my teammate, Major Martin, get the throne. However, a canine interfered. --
Brother Dobbin (long gone)
Jack Hammer -- I had your power turned off. Devious? Of course. I AM a politician.
-- Senator Wiley
Little Rosie -- How does it feel to have your digits smacked with a ruler? -- Sister
Mary Jane
Lips -- You packed power in those red, red puckers. I feel stung! -- Dr. Dersch
May you all have done well in The Mailer. Health. Humility. Honor. -- Lenpro
All -- I just want everyone to know that I run moderate KDs. With certain styles I
do aim at vitals because I believe it adds to the style's attack. I do not avoid
(never have) and accept all challenges. -- Dr. Fil mgr, All Jacked Up
Sensual Smile -- Not a wise challenge on your part. -- Jack Knife
The Good Senator -- That was very "wiley" on your part, very decise also. Good
challenge. -- Jack Hammer
All -- What? No Duelmaster? We can't have that now can we? -- All the Jacks
Sister Mary Jane -- Well, I was all set to complain about a long fight--I'm TIRED
right now--but only four minutes, that isn't bad. Of course, a win would have been
good.... -- Little Rosie
Major Martin -- Ha. That'll teach you to ignore a barking dog. -- Diggity Dog
Hips -- Nah, that's a human thing. Dogs don't care so much about the hips. --
Moondog
Jack Daniels -- Ack. Ugh. Ptui. Horrid stuff. -- Spud
Senator Wiley -- Your palms were sweating. We dogs view that with suspicion. --
Diggity Dog
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LIPS was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HIPS vanquished DIGGITY DOG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
BEE-STUNG LIPS was subdued by SISTER MARY JANE in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
HELP ON THE WAY was bested by SPUD in a 2 minute brutal veteran's fight.
JACK DANIELS was bested by SENATOR WILEY in a action packed 2 minute gory brawl.
MAJOR MARTIN bested MOONDOG in a 5 minute master's match.
CRACKER JACK viciously subdued VISITING ORC in a action packed 1 minute fight.
JACK HAMMER vanquished VISITING ORC in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JACK THE RIPPER overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
JACK KNIFE overpowered LITTLE ROSIE in a 1 minute uneven match.
STRIPE overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 4 - 0 80 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 3 - 0 77 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 4 - 1 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 11 - 2 66 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 9 - 2 65 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 7 - 1 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 13 - 18 - 0 42 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 9 - 0 18 |
Turn 614 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK HIPS 4800 9 0 0 103 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
STRIKING ATTACK SENATOR WILEY 4821 6 3 0 80 LENPROS (145)
TOTAL PARRY MAJOR MARTIN 4807 16 2 0 73 LENPROS (145)
AIMED BLOW JACK DANIELS 4813 6 4 0 67 ALL JACKED UP (463)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JACK THE RIPPER 4817 8 2 0 52 ALL JACKED UP (463)
BASHING ATTACK JACK HAMMER 4815 6 4 1 51 ALL JACKED UP (463)
LUNGING ATTACK CRACKER JACK 4824 5 2 2 48 ALL JACKED UP (463)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SPUD 4783. The most popular warrior this turn was
SENATOR WILEY 4821. The ten other most popular fighters were BEE-STUNG LIPS 4829,
SPUD 4783, MAJOR MARTIN 4807, CRACKER JACK 4824, JACK THE RIPPER 4817, JACK DANIELS
4813, HIPS 4800, JACK KNIFE 4814, STRIPE 4835, and JACK HAMMER 4815.
The least popular fighter this week was MOONDOG 4790. The other ten least popular
fighters were LITTLE ROSIE 4834, HELP ON THE WAY 4717, SISTER MARY JANE 4831, DIGGITY
DOG 4793, LIPS 4811, JACK HAMMER 4815, STRIPE 4835, JACK KNIFE 4814, HIPS 4800, and
JACK DANIELS 4813.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
HELP ON THE WAY (30-4717) THE WARLOCKS (430)