DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/13/2016    Duedate: 07/26/2016

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-785

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DAPHNE
PAINFUL CAUSE (485)
(30-5314) [14-6-1,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DAPHNE                         RHO INDI
PAINFUL CAUSE (485)            INDUS (486)
(30-5314) [14-6-1,115]         (30-5321) [5-1-1,50]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DAPHNE                         JUANITA PURDY
PAINFUL CAUSE (485)            LENPROS (145)
(30-5314) [14-6-1,115]         (30-5306) [14-13-1,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LENPROS (145)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PAINFUL CAUSE (485)         32
2. HER BEST ASSETS (461)       22      LENPROS (145)
3. LENPROS (145)                8      Unchartered Team
4. INDUS (486)                  8
5. WRATHMEN (59)                0      INDUS (486)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*KHORS JUKE BOX 2 (496)     1   0  0  100   1/ 1 LENPROS (145)             7  4 2
 2/ 3*INDUS (486)                5   1  1 83.3   2/ 0 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     2  0 0
 3/ 2*TURKEY DAY MASSACR (491)   6   2  0 75.0   3/ 4*INDUS (486)               2  1 0
 4/ 5 LENPROS (145)            %1506 880 46 63.1   4/ 2*TURKEY DAY MASSACR (491)  2  1 0
 5/ 4 PAINFUL CAUSE (485)       14   9  1 60.9   5/ 3 PAINFUL CAUSE (485)       2  4 1
 6- 6 WRATHMEN (59)            414 325 19 56.0   6- 6*KHORS JUKE BOX 2 (496)    1  0 0
 7- 7 MEDAL OF HONOR (478)      34  35  7 49.3   7- 5 YUPPIE HORDE (493)        1  1 0
 8/ 0 HER BEST ASSETS (461)    152 162 20 48.4   8- 8 MEDAL OF HONOR (478)      1  4 1
 9- 8 YUPPIE HORDE (493)        42  64  2 39.6   9- 9 WRATHMEN (59)             0  2 0
10- 9*WENCHES & WARRIORS (319)   4   7  0 36.4  10- 7*WENCHES & WARRIORS (319)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  HER BEST ASSETS had cause to celebrate, after LONG LEGS got 13 points 
by beating TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, RHO INDI was 
winsome, after beating FLASH and seeing him lose 5 points.  Those who hoped for a new 
Duelmaster were disappointed by CRANBERRY JELLY, of TURKEY DAY MASSACRE, who despite 
a 6-2-0 couldn't overcome IAYE's Number 1.  Word has it one team in IAYE is taking 
speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of LENPROS, alone and unchallenged.  Like a pup 
with its tail between its legs, PAINFUL CAUSE scurried away from LENPROS.  Oh, the 
shame!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Those who owe 
JUANITA PURDY of LENPROS money and had written her off, take note:  she'S BACK FROM 
THE DARK ARENA!!!  AND she'S MAD!!!  Sober up, young warriors, and take note of 
CRANBERRY JELLY's fate!  DAPHNE of PAINFUL CAUSE handily did him in.  Experience 
counts for something on IAYE's sands.  Questions are being raised about the disposing 
of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in IAYE would I avoid!   
     All good things must come to an end.  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond 
my control, I must take my leave of this place.  Do not despair!  I shall return!-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAPHNE 5314                  14   6  1   115       PAINFUL CAUSE (485)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PUFFY LIPS 5219              11   3  1   102       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FATHER BANKOWSKI 5402        11   5  0    76       LENPROS (145)
-BOUNCY BOTTOM 5177           12  13  1    70       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JUANITA PURDY 5306           14  13  1    66       LENPROS (145)
-TEN GALLON HAT 5414           5   4  0    66       YUPPIE HORDE (493)
 AUNT BERNICE 5380            15   3  0    65       LENPROS (145)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROSE TATTOO 3170              4   2  0    53       WENCHES & WARRIORS (319)
-BARRISTER HODES 5282         10   9  1    52       LENPROS (145)
-SERGEANT 5 5141               8   2  0    50       MEDAL OF HONOR (478)
 RHO INDI 5321                 5   1  1    50       INDUS (486)
-SILK BOXERS 5434             12   5  0    47       YUPPIE HORDE (493)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERGEANT 4 5450               5   6  4    31       MEDAL OF HONOR (478)
 FLASH 5411                    7   8  0    29       LENPROS (145)
 LONG LEGS 5471                2   0  0    28       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 OPEN ARMS 5401                2   1  1    26       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FIREBALL 5448                 4   3  0    21       WRATHMEN (59)
-MALIBU BARBIE 5416            4   5  0    17       YUPPIE HORDE (493)
-NOVEMBER RAIN 5485            1   0  0    13       KHORS JUKE BOX 2 (496)
-DRAKE IRONFIST 3171           0   2  0     6       WENCHES & WARRIORS (319)
-SEXY HIPS 5399                0   1  0     1       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SHEWISH GIANT           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           JUANITA PURDY 5306    785  NONE
BLAZE 5317              0  1 0 PAINFUL CAUSE 485    HIGH ELF              785  NONE
CANDY 5316              0  1 0 PAINFUL CAUSE 485    BANDIT PRINCE         785  NONE
TRU 5315                0  1 0 PAINFUL CAUSE 485    BANDIT PRINCE         785  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CRANBERRY JELLY 5395    6  2 0 TURKEY DAY MASSA 491 DAPHNE 5314           785   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All hail, Daphne, Duelmaster of Iaye. -- Lenpro

Well, she surely doused me with holy water and wrapped me in purple vestments. Well 
done, Daphne. -- Father Bankowski

Dark Arena? Mountain Troll? Who cares? I can out-talk 'em all. -- Barrister Hodes 
(upon return from The Dark Arena)

Cranberry Jelly, couldn't it have been strawberry, or grape, or something else? 
Cranberry? That hurts! -- Aunt Bernice

Fratsfan Noble, thanks for the quick workout. -- Flash

Health. Humility. Honor. Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JUANITA PURDY butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TRU was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
CANDY was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
BLAZE was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
DAPHNE assassinated CRANBERRY JELLY in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
AUNT BERNICE outwaited VISITING ORC in a exciting 8 minute veteran vs. amateur duel.
FLASH was devastated by RHO INDI in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
OPEN ARMS handily defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute uneven melee.
LONG LEGS vanquished TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   0 -  1     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        16 -  12 -  3      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  15 -  1      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  13 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  18 -  2      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  16 -  2      30  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 785 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DAPHNE 5314                14   6  1  115 PAINFUL CAUSE (485)
BASHING ATTACK   JUANITA PURDY 5306         14  13  1   66 LENPROS (145)
TOTAL PARRY      AUNT BERNICE 5380          15   3  0   65 LENPROS (145)
STRIKING ATTACK  RHO INDI 5321               5   1  1   50 INDUS (486)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DAPHNE 5314.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
JUANITA PURDY 5306.  The ten other most popular fighters were OPEN ARMS 5401, RHO 
INDI 5321, LONG LEGS 5471, DAPHNE 5314, CRANBERRY JELLY 5395, TRU 5315, CANDY 5316, 
BLAZE 5317, FLASH 5411, and AUNT BERNICE 5380.

The least popular fighter this week was AUNT BERNICE 5380.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FLASH 5411, BLAZE 5317, CANDY 5316, TRU 5315, CRANBERRY JELLY 
5395, DAPHNE 5314, LONG LEGS 5471, RHO INDI 5321, OPEN ARMS 5401, and JUANITA PURDY 
5306.