DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/10/2016    Duedate: 08/23/2016

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-787

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PUFFY LIPS
HER BEST ASSETS (461)
(30-5219) [12-3-1,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PUFFY LIPS                     RHO INDI
HER BEST ASSETS (461)          INDUS (486)
(30-5219) [12-3-1,117]         (30-5321) [6-2-2,60]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BOUNCY BOTTOM                  BATMAN
HER BEST ASSETS (461)          SUPER HEROES (483)
(30-5177) [12-14-1,71]         (30-5250) [11-7-0,89]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WRATHMEN (59)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRATHMEN (59)               46
2. SUPER HEROES (483)          28      LENPROS (145)
3. THEY'RE ALL HORRORS (497)   28      Unchartered Team
4. HER BEST ASSETS (461)       14
5. INDUS (486)                 13      INDUS (486)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*TURKEY DAY MASSACR (491)   6   2  0 75.0   1/ 2 WRATHMEN (59)             6  0 1
 2/ 2 LENPROS (145)            %1509 885 46 63.0   2/ 1 LENPROS (145)             5  6 1
 3/ 0 SUPER HEROES (483)        21  13  1 61.8   3/ 3 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     3  2 0
 4/ 3*INDUS (486)                6   4  2 60.0   4/ 0 SUPER HEROES (483)        2  2 0
 5/ 4 WRATHMEN (59)            420 325 20 56.4   5/ 7 YUPPIE HORDE (493)        2  2 0
 6- 5 PAINFUL CAUSE (485)       14  14  1 50.0   6/ 4*INDUS (486)               2  3 1
 7/ 7 HER BEST ASSETS (461)    153 164 20 48.3   7- 5 PAINFUL CAUSE (485)       1  8 1
 8/ 8 YUPPIE HORDE (493)        44  66  2 40.0   8/ 0*THEY'RE ALL HORROR (497)  0  4 0
 9/ 0*THEY'RE ALL HORROR (497)   0   4  0  0.0   9- 6*TURKEY DAY MASSACR (491)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Somehow, through the grace of the gods, I have again reached this pinnacle.  
Duelmaster.  Does that mean I again get to wear the purple velvet vestments in church?  
Or must I continue in the common black?  I am honored to be here.  I would be even 
more honored to graduate out of here, but that means 4 more wins, 4 more political 
points, and 1 more rating.  This dueling stuff is more political than politics or 
religion, methinks.

So I shall fight on.  Bring on your best.  May the better warrior win.  May the gods 
bless us both.

                                          -- Father Bankowski, DMIII

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Say good-bye to LENPROS, as they are pushed 
from the coveted top team spot by the WRATHMEN stable.  It looks like the guys(?) at 
WRATHMEN had a good week as they went 4-0-0 to put them in 1st place.  I guess 
steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch out for BATMAN, who flew up 21 points in the 
rankings after mashing AUNT BERNICE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And 
falling like a basher in the top ten was AUNT BERNICE, who dropped 11 points after a 
disappointing (to say the least) bout with BATMAN.  In front of all the crowds, PUFFY 
LIPS took the Duelmaster's crown for hers own.  I give the bum two weeks.  Can you 
believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the IAYE arena.  Did you hear 
that HER BEST ASSETS was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal 
hygiene of HER BEST ASSETS' warriors, I'm not surprised!  And you guys like to boo 
me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause LENPROS beats feet every time HER BEST 
ASSETS smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were 
votes, BOUNCY BOTTOM would be president.  Although it may be a contest she doesn't 
want to win.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Big man!  RHO INDI kills OPEN 
ARMS.  Who ya gonna fight next, RHO INDI--Minnie Mouse?  I hope HER BEST ASSETS has a 
good enough fighter to beat the snot out of RHO INDI.  Here's some advice:  warriors 
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUFFY LIPS 5219              12   3  1   117       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FATHER BANKOWSKI 5402        12   6  0    92       LENPROS (145)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BATMAN 5250                  11   7  0    89       SUPER HEROES (483)
 TEN GALLON HAT 5414           7   4  0    84       YUPPIE HORDE (493)
-DAPHNE 5314                  14   7  1    80       PAINFUL CAUSE (485)
 BOUNCY BOTTOM 5177           12  14  1    71       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 AUNT BERNICE 5380            16   4  0    68       LENPROS (145)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RHO INDI 5321                 6   2  2    60       INDUS (486)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BARRISTER HODES 5282         10   9  1    52       LENPROS (145)
-SILK BOXERS 5434             12   5  0    47       YUPPIE HORDE (493)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLASH 5411                    8   9  0    33       LENPROS (145)
 ORI 5495                      2   0  0    33       WRATHMEN (59)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIREBALL 5448                 5   3  0    31       WRATHMEN (59)
 ABIGAIL 5481                  2   0  1    31       WRATHMEN (59)
-LONG LEGS 5471                2   0  0    28       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MALIBU BARBIE 5416            4   7  0    19       YUPPIE HORDE (493)
 NORI 5503                     1   0  0    10       WRATHMEN (59)
-SEXY HIPS 5399                0   1  0     1       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 TANK 5519                     0   1  0     1       LENPROS (145)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OPEN ARMS 5401          2  2 1 HER BEST ASSETS 461  RHO INDI 5321         787   
B 5319                  0  1 0 INDUS 486            BANDIT PRINCE         787  NONE
IRON MAN 5249           0  1 0 SUPER HEROES 483     SHEWISH GIANT         787  NONE
NIGHTWING 5247          0  1 0 SUPER HEROES 483     STONE GOLEM           787  NONE
NE 5511                 0  1 0 THEY'RE ALL HORR 497 WURM KIN              787  NONE
NI 5515                 0  1 0 THEY'RE ALL HORR 497 ARENAMASTER PENR      787  NONE
NO 5514                 0  1 0 THEY'RE ALL HORR 497 HIGH ELF              787  NONE
NU 5512                 0  1 0 THEY'RE ALL HORR 497 HIGH ELF              787  NONE
CRANBERRY JELLY 5395    6  2 0 TURKEY DAY MASSA 491 DAPHNE 5314           785   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Whoa!  Congrats to our own Father Bankowski who has risen to the top again as 
Duelmaster, obviously through divine intervention. -- Lenpro

Malibu Barbie, I may be a flash, but you are a flash-in-the-pan. (wink) -- Flash

Khalhum's Dwarf, thanks!  Thanks for being there when I needed you. -- Aunt Bernice

Daphne, I guess it was my turn to win.  Prior to that we were 1-1 in our earlier days, 
and then another 1-1 for title fights.  That, luckily, gives me 3 of 5.  (I think it 
is safe to say it is now your turn and I don't want to fight you again!)  A salute.  
And may the gods be with you. -- Father Bankowski

Health. Humility. Honor. Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NIGHTWING was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
NO was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
NI was easily killed by ARENAMASTER PENRUE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
NU was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
NE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
IRON MAN was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
B was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
TEN GALLON HAT devastated BOUNCY BOTTOM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MALIBU BARBIE was handily defeated by ABIGAIL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
FATHER BANKOWSKI was vanquished by PUFFY LIPS in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
WOLVERINE viciously subdued NOBLE ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
AUNT BERNICE was viciously subdued by BATMAN in a popular 6 minute brutal bout.
RHO INDI murdered OPEN ARMS in a 1 minute bloody mismatched competition.
FLASH was demolished by ORI in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FIREBALL overpowered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
NORI overpowered TANK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        12 -  10 -  3      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  17 -  2      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   2 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  17 -  2      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  12 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  14 -  3      36  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 787 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         4  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   PUFFY LIPS 5219            12   3  1  117 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
STRIKING ATTACK  FATHER BANKOWSKI 5402      12   6  0   92 LENPROS (145)
TOTAL PARRY      BATMAN 5250                11   7  0   89 SUPER HEROES (483)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BOUNCY BOTTOM 5177.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BATMAN 5250.  The ten other most popular fighters were ABIGAIL 5481, PUFFY 
LIPS 5219, TEN GALLON HAT 5414, RHO INDI 5321, ORI 5495, FIREBALL 5448, NORI 5503, NU 
5512, MALIBU BARBIE 5416, and NIGHTWING 5247.

The least popular fighter this week was AUNT BERNICE 5380.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TANK 5519, FLASH 5411, OPEN ARMS 5401, FATHER BANKOWSKI 5402, 
BOUNCY BOTTOM 5177, B 5319, IRON MAN 5249, NE 5511, NI 5515, and NO 5514.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WOLVERINE (30-5347) SUPER HEROES (483)