DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/23/2026    Duedate: 10/06/2026

IAYE ARENA

DM 30    TURN 1051

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WARLOCK
THE YOUNG ONES (455)
(30-6101) [17-14-1,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WARLOCK                        POSITION IS EMPTY
THE YOUNG ONES (455)           
(30-6101) [17-14-1,124]        

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

LORD MONTY                     LORD MONTY
THE YOUNG ONES (455)           THE YOUNG ONES (455)
(30-6117) [12-10-1,84]         (30-6117) [12-10-1,84]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE YOUNG ONES (455)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE DONALD'S DELI (533)       35 
2. HARD KNOCKS (531)             12    LENPROS (145)
3. THE YOUNG ONES (455)          9     Unchartered Team
4. LENPROS (145)                 -10
                                       THE BROTHERHOOD (424)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*OZBOZOLGISTS (534)         8   3  1 72.7   1/ 1 THE YOUNG ONES (455)      9  5 1
 2/ 2 LENPROS (145)            2080 1214 75 63.1   2/ 2 HARD KNOCKS (531)         6  4 0
 3/ 3 HARD KNOCKS (531)         86  62  4 58.1   3/ 5 THE DONALD'S DELI (533)   3  4 0
 4/ 5 THE YOUNG ONES (455)     139 115 11 54.7   4/ 3 LENPROS (145)             3  7 0
 5/ 6 THE DONALD'S DELI (533)   18  19  0 48.6   5- 4*OZBOZOLGISTS (534)        2  1 0
 6- 7 CLOWDER W/ CLAWS (529)    74  79  2 48.4   6- 6 CLOWDER W/ CLAWS (529)    2  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, IAYE?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens before? 
Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see 
HYNDLA win a fight and gain 14 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, HYNDLA beat DIRTY SOCK 
and DIRTY SOCK lost 16 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and 
inability to defend the throne, TRY ME has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start 
setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as WARLOCK 
takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not 
in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's 
new, don't you, IAYE?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
IAYE, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  CLOWDER W/ CLAWS the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who led the way in this mass act 
of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was LENPROS.  Ha ha ha ha!  KENDAL 
MINTCAKE was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for IAYE's 
morgue.  More variety.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate 
catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the IAYE arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as comfortable 
to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave 
the fine city of IAYE.  I feel much better now.  Glad to see the back of this place-- 
Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WARLOCK 6101                 17  14  1 124         THE YOUNG ONES (455)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TRY ME 6055                  20  18  1 108         CLOWDER W/ CLAWS (529)    
 TACO TUESDAY 6110            18  10  0 104         THE DONALD'S DELI (533)   
 MARY CATHERINE 6083          22   8  0  98         LENPROS (145)             
 RULE OF THUMB 6080           17  15  1  96         HARD KNOCKS (531)         
-AUNT SADIE 6085              15   6  0  91         LENPROS (145)             

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BACKSTABBATH 6053            15  23  0  88         CLOWDER W/ CLAWS (529)    
 LORD MONTY 6117              12  10  1  84         THE YOUNG ONES (455)      

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KENDAL MINTCAKE 6089         12  10  1  66         THE YOUNG ONES (455)      
 SAND CREEK 6144               5   2  0  57         HARD KNOCKS (531)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HYNDLA 6159                   4   1  0  41         HARD KNOCKS (531)         
 AUNT ONA 6126                 8   4  0  38         LENPROS (145)             

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIRTY SOCK 6142               7   3  2  28         THE YOUNG ONES (455)      
-SPITE SPRITE 6134             7   4  0  27         OZBOZOLGISTS (534)        
 KNEE CAP 6139                 4   4  0  26         HARD KNOCKS (531)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SOAR LOSER 6131               2   0  0  23         OZBOZOLGISTS (534)        
 ANGRY OVERSEER 6164           2   0  0  21         HARD KNOCKS (531)         
 ROSE 6160                     1   2  0   5         LENPROS (145)             
-SOAR WINNER 6132              1   1  0   4         OZBOZOLGISTS (534)        
 SPORT 6168                    0   1  0   1         LENPROS (145)             

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ART OF THE MEAL 6115    0  1 0 THE DONALD'S DEL 533 SHEWISH GIANT         1051 NONE
DA4 6111                0  1 0 THE DONALD'S DEL 533 MOUNTAIN TROLL        1051 NONE
LAME DUCK 6122          0  1 0 THE DONALD'S DEL 533 DARK CHAMPION         1051 NONE
THE BIG CHEETO 6127     0  1 0 THE DONALD'S DEL 533 STONE GOLEM           1051 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ART OF THE MEAL was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
THE BIG CHEETO was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
LAME DUCK was killed by DARK CHAMPION in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA4 was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
RULE OF THUMB was savagely defeated by WARLOCK in a 2 minute Challenge Title match.
AUNT ONA was vanquished by KENDAL MINTCAKE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TACO TUESDAY beat M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
MARY CATHERINE luckily beat LORD MONTY in a action packed 5 minute expert's melee.
SAND CREEK was vanquished by NOBLE ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
DIRTY SOCK was outlasted by HYNDLA in a dull 19 minute gory match.
KNEE CAP overpowered ROSE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ANGRY OVERSEER devastated SPORT in a 6 minute brutal mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  11 -  0      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW        10 -   7 -  0      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  19 -  3      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  18 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  10 -  1      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK     2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1051 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    WARLOCK 6101               17  14  1  124 THE YOUNG ONES (455)
TOTAL PARRY      MARY CATHERINE 6083        22   8  0   98 LENPROS (145)
SLASHING ATTACK  LORD MONTY 6117            12  10  1   84 THE YOUNG ONES (455)
BASHING ATTACK   SAND CREEK 6144             5   2  0   57 HARD KNOCKS (531)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LORD MONTY 6117.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LORD MONTY 6117.  The ten other most popular fighters were DA4 6111, WARLOCK 
6101, ANGRY OVERSEER 6164, THE BIG CHEETO 6127, ART OF THE MEAL 6115, LAME DUCK 6122, 
KENDAL MINTCAKE 6089, TACO TUESDAY 6110, MARY CATHERINE 6083, and KNEE CAP 6139.

The least popular fighter this week was DIRTY SOCK 6142.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HYNDLA 6159, SPORT 6168, ROSE 6160, AUNT ONA 6126, SAND CREEK 6144, 
RULE OF THUMB 6080, KNEE CAP 6139, MARY CATHERINE 6083, TACO TUESDAY 6110, and KENDAL 
MINTCAKE 6089.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

TACO TUESDAY (30-6110) THE DONALD'S DELI (533)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

               HEADBUTTS BASEBALLS (73-1807) THINGS GEORGE DOES  (183) 
                      RED BIRD (85-45165) SPREAD THE RED  (8222) 
                  WRESTED NUDIST (85-45330) W.S. ANAGRAMS 2  (8255) 
                  LADY O' THE LAKE (86-30287) THRONEHOLDERS  (5559) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes