DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/20/2019    Duedate: 04/02/2019

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-855

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SERGEANT 5
MEDAL OF HONOR (478)
(30-5141) [11-3-0,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SERGEANT 5                     POSITION IS EMPTY
MEDAL OF HONOR (478)           
(30-5141) [11-3-0,104]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PHRIENDLY BOOK                 PHRIENDLY BOOK
GAMEHENDGE (299)               GAMEHENDGE (299)
(30-4933) [8-10-1,35]          (30-4933) [8-10-1,35]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE WARLOCKS (430)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LENPROS (145)               52
2. MEDAL OF HONOR (478)        34      LENPROS (145)
3. GAMEHENDGE (299)             2      Unchartered Team
4. THE WARLOCKS (430)         -15
5. RED DOG GANG (356)         -29      AMBER (197)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1676 977 59 63.2   1/ 1 THE WARLOCKS (430)        8  1 0
 2/ 2 THE WARLOCKS (430)       255 172 14 59.7   2/ 2 LENPROS (145)             7  2 0
 3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR (478)      44  40  7 52.4   3/ 3 RED DOG GANG (356)        5 10 0
 4/ 4 GAMEHENDGE (299)         237 239 12 49.8   4/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR (478)      4  3 0
 5/ 5 RED DOG GANG (356)       879 %1164 18 43.0   5/ 5 GAMEHENDGE (299)          0  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                  FOR OLD-TIMES SAKE

     Many moons ago, on 6/28/89, the Lenpros were introduced in Iaye, and started the 
Lenpro career with a 3-2-0 record. I thought it might be interesting to flash back to 
some of the Newsletter info.
     The Duelmaster was Switchblade of Death Awaits. The only team, of the 24 listed, 
other than Lenpro, that might be relevant to the 2019 era is Weird Students. The top 
team on the move was Klutz Klan, while Weird Students 91-31--1 (chartered) and Lyric 
Legends 11-2-0(unchartered) had top career honors.
     A Team spotlight was titled Greatsword, and the first stanza (of six) of the poem 
went like this:

          A big hunk of iron.
          A great massive blade,
          Many a dead man
          This weapon has made.

     Our three Lenpro winners were: Dayton Grey (LU), Herr Panel (TP) and Mighty 
Modal. (BA). Our five favorite names in the NL were:

          Norman's Mother of House Of Horrors
          Slithis of Xenophobia
          Quick-Sixx of The Motley Gang
          Locomotive Breath of Lyric Legends
          Failing Freddy of Weird Students

     It has been a long time, but we Lenpros are still here. Health. Humility. Honor. 

     Iaye Forever.

                                          -- Lenpro

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out IAYE to see 
what's new.  MVP award for W.D.?  LENPROS' proud of him after beating RED JULY and 
getting 23 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  PINKY's match with FLASH cost her a 
loss of 18 points!  Was that a tear I saw in SERGEANT 5's eye, as he took over 
Duelmastership?  And wasn't MINDBENDER fit to be tied!  Who was the wiseguy that said 
IAYE's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Rat Nest?  Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  RED DOG GANG 
was IAYE's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Is there some deep dark 
secret why LENPROS' been avoiding RED DOG GANG so much?  Or is it just that they're 
too scared?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  IAYE is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 5 5141              11   3  0   104       MEDAL OF HONOR (478)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIGER 4930                   14   4  1    91       THE WARLOCKS (430)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MINDBENDER 4934              13   5  0    79       THE WARLOCKS (430)
 OPERATOR 4943                13   5  0    77       THE WARLOCKS (430)
 RUBY LEE 5643                 7   7  0    73       RED DOG GANG (356)
-MAXWELL 5645                  5   3  2    68       LENPROS (145)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED ROVER 5642                8   8  0    56       RED DOG GANG (356)
 SERGEANT 4 5450               7   8  4    55       MEDAL OF HONOR (478)
 FLASH 5655                    3   1  0    48       LENPROS (145)
 W.D. 5650                     5   3  0    47       LENPROS (145)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-UNCLE JUNIOR 5647             8   4  0    40       LENPROS (145)
 SHOCKS MY BRAIN 4945         10   8  0    38       GAMEHENDGE (299)
 VIOLET ROSE 5652              3   1  0    36       LENPROS (145)
 PINKY 5638                    9   7  0    35       RED DOG GANG (356)
 PHRIENDLY BOOK 4933           8  10  1    35       GAMEHENDGE (299)
 SERGEANT 2 5509               3   1  0    34       MEDAL OF HONOR (478)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED JULY 5644                 7   7  0    28       RED DOG GANG (356)
-SERGEANT 1 5508               2   1  0    26       MEDAL OF HONOR (478)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK MOON 5646               3  10  1    20       RED DOG GANG (356)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Mindbender -- You bent my mind into a pretzel and I couldn't think straight. -- Ruby 
Lee

Operator -- Yeah, yeah, you operator.  I get that.  I don't *like* it, but I get it. 
-- Red Rover, trying to get back over the other way

Violet Rose -- Oh, good, I'm so PROUD to defeat a warrior with much less experience. 
-- Red July, mired in a cold gray day

Shocks My Brain -- Winning did that.  Thanks. -- Pinky

Flash -- Blinding.  Or at least stunning. -- Black Moon

Mindbender, it is all your fault! Well, all your Manager's fault. You trouble-maker! 
Poor Green Eyes was worried that The Commission had failed to post your DM Column, 
when, in fact, you had lazily chosen to do none. What a scrumduddy Duelmaster that 
makes for! A Lenpro suggestion might be for you to get off your lazy hippo butt and 
write one. See? -- Lenpro
P.S. Congrats for the DM repeat.

     No wonder I couldn't find it! -- GE

Red July, you were apparently too skilled, too experienced, and just plain too good 
for me. You are one hot and humid July! -- Violet Rose

Phriendly Book, thanks for being so open with me. (wink) -- Uncle Junior

Black Moon, I flashed; you didn't shine. -- Flash

Health. Humility. Honor. Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro
P.S. Down with unwilling DM Column writers.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MINDBENDER was devastated by SERGEANT 5 in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
RUBY LEE was vanquished by TIGER in a 1 minute brutal uneven battle.
OPERATOR overpowered SERGEANT 4 in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
PINKY was bested by FLASH in a 2 minute bloody veteran vs. novice upset fight.
PHRIENDLY BOOK was bested by SERGEANT 2 in a 2 minute veteran vs. amateur upset duel.
RED ROVER overpowered SHOCKS MY BRAIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
RED JULY was overpowered by W.D. in a 1 minute uneven melee.
VIOLET ROSE vanquished BLACK MOON in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   30 -  13 -  0      70  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  14 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        15 -  18 -  0      45  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  13 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 855 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  SERGEANT 5 5141            11   3  0  104 MEDAL OF HONOR (478)
STRIKING ATTACK  TIGER 4930                 14   4  1   91 THE WARLOCKS (430)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MINDBENDER 4934            13   5  0   79 THE WARLOCKS (430)
BASHING ATTACK   FLASH 5655                  3   1  0   48 LENPROS (145)
AIMED BLOW       W.D. 5650                   5   3  0   47 LENPROS (145)
PARRY-LUNGE      SHOCKS MY BRAIN 4945       10   8  0   38 GAMEHENDGE (299)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PHRIENDLY BOOK 4933.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PHRIENDLY BOOK 4933.  The ten other most popular fighters were SERGEANT 5 
5141, FLASH 5655, RED ROVER 5642, W.D. 5650, TIGER 4930, OPERATOR 4943, SERGEANT 2 
5509, SERGEANT 4 5450, VIOLET ROSE 5652, and MINDBENDER 4934.

The least popular fighter this week was BLACK MOON 5646.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RED JULY 5644, SHOCKS MY BRAIN 4945, PINKY 5638, RUBY LEE 5643, 
MINDBENDER 4934, VIOLET ROSE 5652, SERGEANT 4 5450, SERGEANT 2 5509, OPERATOR 4943, 
and TIGER 4930.