DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/06/2026 Duedate: 05/19/2026
IAYE ARENA
DM 30 TURN 1041
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CALAMITY JANE
BOOT HILL (522)
(30-5993) [13-5-2,100]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CALAMITY JANE SOPHISTICATED ORC
BOOT HILL (522) OZBOZOLGISTS (534)
(30-5993) [13-5-2,100] (30-6130) [3-3-1,23]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
MURDER MITTENS TACO TUESDAY
CLOWDER W/ CLAWS (529) THE DONALD'S DELI (533)
(30-6052) [14-15-1,92] (30-6110) [11-7-0,97]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LENPROS (145)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE DONALD'S DELI (533) 17
2. LENPROS (145) 14 LENPROS (145)
3. THE YOUNG ONES (455) 10 Unchartered Team
4. OZBOZOLGISTS (534) 7
5. HARD KNOCKS (531) 7 OZBOZOLGISTS (534)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*OZBOZOLGISTS (534) 2 0 1 100. 1/ 1 LENPROS (145) 7 6 0
2/ 2 LENPROS (145) 2063 1204 74 63.1 2/ 2 HARD KNOCKS (531) 7 8 1
3/ 4 BOOT HILL (522) 47 30 3 61.0 3/ 3 THE YOUNG ONES (455) 7 8 0
4/ 3 HARD KNOCKS (531) 64 43 4 59.8 4/ 4 BOOT HILL (522) 4 0 0
5/ 5 THE YOUNG ONES (455) 112 93 9 54.6 5/ 7*OZBOZOLGISTS (534) 2 0 1
6/ 7 THE DONALD'S DELI (533) 11 12 0 47.8 6/ 6 THE DONALD'S DELI (533) 2 1 0
7/ 6 CLOWDER W/ CLAWS (529) 61 68 1 47.3 7/ 5 CLOWDER W/ CLAWS (529) 2 7 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Hail Iaye! It is I, your defending Duelmaster, Krieghund. Many have asked, my name is
a compound of krieg and hund, Germanic words for war and dog. This will be my final
fight before accepting the title of Lord Protector and serving the realm in
immortality.
The top contender will receive my final challenge, and if Max and I do match, I know I
will be hard pressed to land enough damage to overcome that tough as nails, seasoned
veteran before my stamina gives out on me. Whatever comes to pass, glory to the
victorious ones!
That is all that I have to say today, Iaye.
Your proud Duelmaster,
Krieghund
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for IAYE. MVP award for TACO TUESDAY? THE
DONALD'S DELI's proud of it after beating NEAL and getting 17 points. Don't you
think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think KRIEGHUND should let MURDER MITTENS be
Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. I hear the top team insists all
their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. THE YOUNG
ONES was the most avoided team. Is a 112-93-9 record really that scary? I don't
know what HARD KNOCKS' been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights
from THE YOUNG ONES, that's fer sher. Like, is LORD MONTY popular, or what? He was
challenged the most in all of IAYE! He's got a 7-5-1, is that good? For sure, I was
holding my breath when I found out MARY CATHERINE challenged RULE OF THUMB. After
all, haven't LENPROS and HARD KNOCKS had a long standing duel in IAYE? It wasn't a
spectacular fight, or anything, but RULE OF THUMB wants me to write about it since he
was overcame by MARY CATHERINE. Satisfied?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? MARY CATHERINE really fought hard against RULE OF THUMB. That'll teach
HARD KNOCKS not to go and kill any of LENPROS' guys again, huh! Fight, fight, fight.
Is that all you guys can do?
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Its been
really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CALAMITY JANE 5993 13 5 2 100 BOOT HILL (522)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MAX 5995 30 8 0 111 LENPROS (145)
NEAL 4710 19 26 0 99 THE YOUNG ONES (455)
TACO TUESDAY 6110 11 7 0 97 THE DONALD'S DELI (533)
MURDER MITTENS 6052 14 15 1 92 CLOWDER W/ CLAWS (529)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TRY ME 6055 14 15 0 85 CLOWDER W/ CLAWS (529)
MARY CATHERINE 6083 15 7 0 81 LENPROS (145)
BACKSTABBATH 6053 12 17 0 75 CLOWDER W/ CLAWS (529)
RULE OF THUMB 6080 12 11 1 74 HARD KNOCKS (531)
WARLOCK 6101 10 11 1 68 THE YOUNG ONES (455)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TET OFFENSIVE 6084 7 10 0 65 HARD KNOCKS (531)
AUNT SADIE 6085 11 5 0 62 LENPROS (145)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KENDAL MINTCAKE 6089 5 7 1 42 THE YOUNG ONES (455)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LORD MONTY 6117 7 5 1 38 THE YOUNG ONES (455)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOPHISTICATED ORC 6130 3 3 1 23 OZBOZOLGISTS (534)
AUNT ONA 6126 4 2 0 17 LENPROS (145)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
TRUMPUTINYAHU 6137 0 1 0 HARD KNOCKS 531 DARK CHAMPION 1041 NONE
WAR PIGS 6138 0 1 0 HARD KNOCKS 531 BANDIT PRINCE 1041 NONE
FRENCHIE 6136 0 1 0 LENPROS 145 SOPHISTICATED OR 6130 1041
SNUFFY 6091 7 9 0 LENPROS 145 RULE OF THUMB 6080 1040 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Krieghund, nice column, great title defense. Salute! -- All the Lenpros
Well, Snuffy did survive The Mailer with a less-than-mediocre 2-3, but was offed by
Hard Knocks Rule Of Thumb in a clean fight. My 5-17-13-15-8-5-21 Aimer was not
destined for greatness, but gave it the old Lenpro try. R.I.P. Snuffy. -- Lenpro
Congrats to all the recent Iaye graduates:
Sellsword, Tender Fury & Krieghund of Hard Knocks
Baz of The Young Ones
May your recruits be of utmost quality. -- Lenpro
Lenpro -- I offer my condolences on the early death of your gladiator, Snuffy, at the
hands of my own gladiator Rule of Thumb. It was unlooked for on my part. Tonight I
will offer up garlands of laurels, rare incense, wine, fruits, and salt to the Gods,
with my prayers for your good fortune in finding a worthy replacement for Snuffy. I
will ensure that Rule of Thumb remains active and will not avoid your opportunity for
vengeance. -- Bobby Bigfoot
Sellsword -- SL, 11-3-9-17-10-13-11, departs Iaye with Master ratings in initiative
and attack (+2 in both of these), Advance Experts in defense and decisiveness (+4 and
+3 respectively), and an Expert in riposte. Favorites are greataxe, high/very low, and
learns defense.
Tender Fury -- TP, 11-18(+1)-8-11-18(+1)-9-11, departs with an Advanced Expert in
parry, Experts in riposte, attack, and defense (+4 in riposte). Her favorites: large
shield, very low/moderate, learns attack.
These are two of my original team from OrcCon 2025, and my return to the game after a
dozen or more years away. -- Bobby Bigfoot
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WAR PIGS was dealt death by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
TRUMPUTINYAHU was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute battle.
MARY CATHERINE subdued RULE OF THUMB in a unpopular 6 minute expert's Challenge fight.
AUNT ONA was overpowered by LORD MONTY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KRIEGHUND devastated MURDER MITTENS in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
BAZ overpowered BACKSTABBATH in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CALAMITY JANE overpowered WARLOCK in a 1 minute uneven Title melee.
NEAL was viciously subdued by TACO TUESDAY in a popular 3 minute expert's duel.
TRY ME vanquished TET OFFENSIVE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
AUNT SADIE overpowered KENDAL MINTCAKE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SOPHISTICATED ORC assassinated FRENCHIE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 5 - 0 69 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 14 - 1 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 29 - 25 - 2 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 19 - 0 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 13 - 14 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
Turn 1041 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW CALAMITY JANE 5993 13 5 2 100 BOOT HILL (522)
WALL OF STEEL TACO TUESDAY 6110 11 7 0 97 THE DONALD'S DELI (533)
TOTAL PARRY MARY CATHERINE 6083 15 7 0 81 LENPROS (145)
STRIKING ATTACK AUNT SADIE 6085 11 5 0 62 LENPROS (145)
SLASHING ATTACK LORD MONTY 6117 7 5 1 38 THE YOUNG ONES (455)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MURDER MITTENS 6052. The most popular warrior this
turn was TACO TUESDAY 6110. The ten other most popular fighters were TET OFFENSIVE
6084, TRUMPUTINYAHU 6137, CALAMITY JANE 5993, TRY ME 6055, AUNT SADIE 6085,
SOPHISTICATED ORC 6130, WAR PIGS 6138, LORD MONTY 6117, MURDER MITTENS 6052, and NEAL
4710.
The least popular fighter this week was MARY CATHERINE 6083. The other ten least
popular fighters were FRENCHIE 6136, KENDAL MINTCAKE 6089, WARLOCK 6101, BACKSTABBATH
6053, AUNT ONA 6126, RULE OF THUMB 6080, NEAL 4710, MURDER MITTENS 6052, LORD MONTY
6117, and WAR PIGS 6138.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
KRIEGHUND (30-6077) HARD KNOCKS (531)
BAZ (30-6100) THE YOUNG ONES (455)