DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/26/2015    Duedate: 09/08/2015

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-765

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAGIC JACK
ALL JACKED UP (463)
(30-5281) [16-12-1,94]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MAGIC JACK                     SERGEANT 2
ALL JACKED UP (463)            MEDAL OF HONOR (478)
(30-5281) [16-12-1,94]         (30-5144) [1-0-0,18]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OUTBACK JACK                   AURORA BOREALIS
ALL JACKED UP (463)            NATURE MADE (479)
(30-5196) [19-27-2,86]         (30-5341) [2-0-0,34]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LENPROS (145)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR (478)        49
2. ALL JACKED UP (463)         26      LENPROS (145)
3. WRATHMEN (59)               26      Unchartered Team
4. NATURE MADE (479)           20
5. TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (491)    0      MEDAL OF HONOR (478)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*TURKEY DAY MASSACR (491)   1   0  0  100   1/ 1 LENPROS (145)             6  2 0
 2- 2*PAINFUL CAUSE (485)        4   1  0 80.0   2/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)       6  9 1
 3- 3*RUNNERS (426)              6   2  1 75.0   3- 4*RUNNERS (426)             2  0 0
 4- 4 WEIRD STUDENTS (100)     233 120  7 66.0   4/ 5 NATURE MADE (479)         2  1 0
 5/ 5 LENPROS (145)            %1466 854 44 63.2   5- 3 WEIRD STUDENTS (100)      2  2 0
 6/ 0 WRATHMEN (59)            391 306 16 56.1   6/ 0 WRATHMEN (59)             1  0 1
 7- 6 WRESTLMANIACS (73)        96  79  6 54.9   7- 8*TURKEY DAY MASSACR (491)  1  0 0
 8- 7 OMNITRIX (474)            98  88  2 52.7   8- 9 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   1  0 0
 9/ 8 ALL JACKED UP (463)      336 312 35 51.9   9- 6*PAINFUL CAUSE (485)       1  0 0
10- 9 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   48  48  3 50.0  10-10 WRESTLMANIACS (73)        1  1 0
11-10 HER BEST ASSETS (461)    145 156 18 48.2  11-11 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     1  3 0
12/11 NATURE MADE (479)         73  81  3 47.4  12/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR (478)      1  3 0
13/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR (478)       1   3  0 25.0  13- 7 OMNITRIX (474)            1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon IAYE, for I, 
Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  OMNITRIX after a sorry 0-0-0 might want to consider 
abandoning the sands and taking up singing the 'Can't fight no more' blues!  Practice 
pays for COLYN SHEA, who pummelled SGT. STEPHEN, to pocket 26 points.  COUSIN DAVEY 
certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to SALTO PALO and losing 
11 points in the process!  NOBLE ASSASSIN found out that IAYE isn't a democracy.  
You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here!  So who's the team that's been 
walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst 
the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of WRESTLMANIACS, alone and unchallenged.  
Like a pup with its tail between its legs, LENPROS scurried away from WRESTLMANIACS.  
Oh, the shame!  Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral 
hygiene?  Whatever it is, AUNT BERNICE is the most challenged warrior.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Those who owe OUTBACK 
JACK of ALL JACKED UP money and had written it off, take note:  it'S BACK FROM THE 
DARK ARENA!!!  AND it'S MAD!!!  Sober up, young warriors, and take note of SGT. 
STEPHEN's fate!  COLYN SHEA of WRATHMEN handily did him in.  Experience counts for 
something on IAYE's sands.  Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate 
long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor.   
     All good things must come to an end.  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards 
fat!  IAYE, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Wharf 
Rat.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAGIC JACK 5281              16  12  1    94       ALL JACKED UP (463)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRAVATTACK 5180              12   3  2   138       OMNITRIX (474)
-THE THINKING MIND 5204       13   9  0    98       NATURE MADE (479)
-LENNOX 5139                  17  11  0    92       WRATHMEN (59)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OUTBACK JACK 5196            19  27  2    86       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-PUFFY LIPS 5219               9   3  1    80       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-SLAPPY SAM 4222              12   9  0    79       WEIRD STUDENTS (100)
 JACK SKELINGTON 5357         10   5  0    79       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-THE GOOSE 4438                6   2  1    79       RUNNERS (426)
-COCO B. WARE 685             20  17  0    77       WRESTLMANIACS (73)
-ROWDY RODDY 621              17  22  0    75       WRESTLMANIACS (73)
-BOUNCY BOTTOM 5177           11  11  0    68       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JUANITA PURDY 5306            7   6  0    41       LENPROS (145)
-BARRISTER HODES 5282          6   7  0    41       LENPROS (145)
-DAPHNE 5314                   4   1  0    35       PAINFUL CAUSE (485)
 AURORA BOREALIS 5341          2   0  0    34       NATURE MADE (479)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SWEET SISTER 5375             5   1  0    32       WEIRD STUDENTS (100)
 COLYN SHEA 5368               2   3  1    32       WRATHMEN (59)
-LIVELY LINDA 5366             4   2  1    31       WEIRD STUDENTS (100)
-TRASHY TRISH 5358             5   6  0    29       WEIRD STUDENTS (100)
 SKIP JACK TUNA 5356           5  10  0    25       ALL JACKED UP (463)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AUNT BERNICE 5380             4   0  0    22       LENPROS (145)
-ZIPPER 5161                   3   2  0    19       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-ULTIMATE WARRIOR 5288         1   1  1    19       WRESTLMANIACS (73)
 SERGEANT 2 5144               1   0  0    18       MEDAL OF HONOR (478)
 SALTO PALO 5384               1   0  0    17       NATURE MADE (479)
-SINFUL SARAH 5389             2   0  0    16       WEIRD STUDENTS (100)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BAM BAM BIGELOW 5289          2   1  0    15       WRESTLMANIACS (73)
-CRANBERRY JELLY 5395          1   0  0    12       TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (491)
-RED HOT 4748                  1   2  0    10       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-TERRASPIN 5378                1   4  0     7       OMNITRIX (474)
 BAIKAL 5382                   1   1  0     4       NATURE MADE (479)
 COUSIN DAVEY 5381             1   1  0     4       LENPROS (145)
 JACKUAR 5398                  0   2  0     2       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-CRASHHOPPER 5388              0   2  0     2       OMNITRIX (474)
-SWAMPFIRE 5387                0   2  0     2       OMNITRIX (474)
-WHAMPIRE 5386                 0   2  0     2       OMNITRIX (474)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JACK UR JAWS! 5323     12  5 0 ALL JACKED UP 463    GRAVATTACK 5180       762   
BANDIT PRINCE           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           OUTBACK JACK 5196     765  NONE
SGT. STEPHEN 5377       3  2 0 LENPROS 145          COLYN SHEA 5368       765   
SERGEANT 1 5140         0  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 478   DARK CHAMPION         765  NONE
SERGEANT 3 5143         0  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 478   DARK CHAMPION         765  NONE
SERGEANT 4 5142         0  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 478   ARENAMASTER PENR      765  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

A salute to Duelmaster Magic Jack. -- Lenpro

Jack, we Lenpros are all jacked up at our Skip Jack Tuna and Jackuar wins. Thanks! -- 
Juanity Purdy and Aunt Bernice and all us Lenpros

Polite Beggar, hahahaha. Keep being polite. -- Cousin Davey

Health. Humility. Honor -- Lenpro

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OUTBACK JACK viciously butchered BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SERGEANT 4 was murdered by ARENAMASTER PENRUE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
SERGEANT 3 was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SERGEANT 1 was slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MAGIC JACK savagely defeated NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute Title competition.
JACK SKELINGTON overpowered VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SGT. STEPHEN was butchered by COLYN SHEA in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SKIP JACK TUNA lost to AURORA BOREALIS in a action packed 2 minute duel.
BAIKAL was vanquished by SERGEANT 2 in a 1 minute uneven fight.
AUNT BERNICE vanquished JACKUAR in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
COUSIN DAVEY was savagely defeated by SALTO PALO in a popular 2 minute novice's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  10 -  3      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  17 -  1      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   3 -  1      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  15 -  1      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  13 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW        16 -  19 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  20 -  1      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   4 -  0      20  |

Turn 765 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  MAGIC JACK 5281            16  12  1   94 ALL JACKED UP (463)
BASHING ATTACK   JACK SKELINGTON 5357       10   5  0   79 ALL JACKED UP (463)
LUNGING ATTACK   AURORA BOREALIS 5341        2   0  0   34 NATURE MADE (479)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OUTBACK JACK 5196.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was AURORA BOREALIS 5341.  The ten other most popular fighters were SALTO PALO 
5384, OUTBACK JACK 5196, MAGIC JACK 5281, SERGEANT 3 5143, COLYN SHEA 5368, SERGEANT 
1 5140, JACK SKELINGTON 5357, SERGEANT 2 5144, SGT. STEPHEN 5377, and SKIP JACK TUNA 
5356.

The least popular fighter this week was AUNT BERNICE 5380.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BAIKAL 5382, SERGEANT 4 5142, COUSIN DAVEY 5381, JACKUAR 5398, 
SKIP JACK TUNA 5356, SGT. STEPHEN 5377, SERGEANT 2 5144, JACK SKELINGTON 5357, 
SERGEANT 1 5140, and COLYN SHEA 5368.