DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/13/2025 Duedate: 11/08/2025
CHIMLEVTAL ARENA
DM 31 TURN 517
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HAOMARU
AVENGERS (146)
(31-7142) [18-33-1,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HAOMARU SANTA'S SLAY
AVENGERS (146) BAD SANTA '24 (684)
(31-7142) [18-33-1,107] (31-7378) [1-0-0,15]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
HAOMARU LEMON BARRIO
AVENGERS (146) JUST DESSERTS (569)
(31-7142) [18-33-1,107] (31-7184) [11-8-0,85]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
JUST DESSERTS (569)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. JUST DESSERTS (569) 40
2. BAD SANTA '24 (684) 38 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
3. BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 36 Unchartered Team
4. USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 16
5. AVENGERS (146) 6 BAD SANTA '24 (684)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*STIKE FORCE (679) 6 4 2 60.0 1/ 5 JUST DESSERTS (569) 10 5 1
2/ 2 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 316 217 14 59.3 2/ 1 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 8 4 0
3- 3 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 461 362 30 56.0 3/ 6 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 5 3 0
4- 4 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)484 409 19 54.2 4- 3 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378) 4 1 0
5/ 5 JUST DESSERTS (569) 217 190 10 53.3 5- 7 BUSHMASTERS (164) 4 3 0
6- 7 BUSHMASTERS (164) 203 187 14 52.1 6- 2*OZCANN REJECTS (682) 4 6 0
7/ 6 SOLIS MILITES (511) 72 69 4 51.1 7/ 8 SOLIS MILITES (511) 4 10 1
8/ 8 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 283 276 11 50.6 8/10 BIRDS (647) 4 11 0
9/10 AVENGERS (146) 600 669 44 47.3 9/12 AVENGERS (146) 3 0 0
10-11 JUNGLE CRUISE 2 (681) 14 16 2 46.7 10- 4*STIKE FORCE (679) 3 2 1
11-12 THE OTHER ONES (404) 137 163 13 45.7 11/ 0*BAD SANTA '24 (684) 2 3 0
12-13*OZCANN REJECTS (682) 10 15 1 40.0 12-11 THE OTHER ONES (404) 2 4 0
13/ 0*BAD SANTA '24 (684) 2 3 0 40.0 13- 9 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 2 6 0
14/14 BIRDS (647) 54 90 2 37.5 14-13 JUNGLE CRUISE 2 (681) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Greetings all!
First a word to my dear Belinda: Somehow you don't share the feelings I have for you,
which I definitely can't understand! True, I am not the wittiest and by far, but isn't
my body simply fascinating? You will rarely see a closer incarnation of physical
perfection. And that stamina... Gods, isn't it a blessing in itself?
Fortunately, I will have another shot to stay under the main spotlight so you can take
another good look!
And to all beneath me in the rankings, that is everyone in Chimlevtal as I speak: I
hope to stay here for a long time now that those cursed ABs have left the arena for
good!
-- The one and only DA ZAGAGNA (please spell correctly)
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, CHIMLEVTAL? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, BASH BROS OCEAN, since JUST
DESSERTS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Now keep the
taverns open late tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for STIKE FORCE, whose
0-0-0 this turn dropped them by 6 into 10th. Ha! JUST DESSERTS turned their 4-1-0
turn into a 1st place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you
get put on hit lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see KELP win a
fight and gain 21 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, KELP beat SOLAMANCER and SOLAMANCER
lost 17 points. You're breakin' my heart. Due to absence, and inability to defend
the throne, DA ZAGAGNA has lost the Title of Duelmaster. Start setting that alarm
earlier! And it's out with the old, in with the new, as HAOMARU takes the Title and
last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. The Mourngrym Inn and
Tavern, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff?
From CHIMLEVTAL's trash dumps?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. What's the big D? JUST DESSERTS was the most avoided
team? Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And it looks like BASH
BROS OCEAN avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you
ask me. Hmph. Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, HAOMARU was this turn's most
challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans. I suspect either a 21 will
or a 21 ego on this one, but ABBA-ZABA has challenged up by 31 in an attempt against
HAOMARU. And, oof! ABBA-ZABA saw stars around his helmet, after losing the fight,
and disappointing the crowds, I might add.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave
team is developing these kinds of weapons?
There's got to be a better place in CHIMLEVTAL to get a drink than The Mourngrym
Inn and Tavern! Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't
be so nice! So nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now--
Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAOMARU 7142 18 33 1 107 AVENGERS (146)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DA ZAGAGNA 6672 27 9 0 108 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
-MAJOR SNAFU 7059 18 10 0 97 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-CHARYBDIS 7119 16 18 1 91 THE OTHER ONES (404)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KELP 7301 9 4 0 88 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
-CUTTHROAT 7204 12 6 2 87 THE OTHER ONES (404)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEMON BARRIO 7184 11 8 0 85 JUST DESSERTS (569)
-CAPT. AMERICA 7093 14 8 1 77 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
SOLAMANCER 4709 16 13 1 76 SOLIS MILITES (511)
SOL DAEMON 4706 17 12 1 71 SOLIS MILITES (511)
ABBA-ZABA 7215 10 6 0 68 JUST DESSERTS (569)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NILE PRINCESS 7274 7 4 0 64 JUNGLE CRUISE 2 (681)
-CAPTAIN MARVEL 7173 9 5 1 63 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
BROKEN GLASS 7224 10 12 0 62 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BATROC! 7309 5 6 0 51 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
-TIRE IRON 7297 9 3 0 49 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
BUFF CREAM PUFF 7272 5 2 2 49 JUST DESSERTS (569)
SUNKIST 7037 11 9 0 45 SOLIS MILITES (511)
-KENINA 7330 3 2 1 44 OZCANN REJECTS (682)
-KYRA 7331 3 2 0 39 OZCANN REJECTS (682)
WACKY WAFER 7261 6 4 1 35 JUST DESSERTS (569)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CAPTAIN HOOK 7241 4 4 0 32 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
TIRAMISU TERROR 7353 5 0 0 28 JUST DESSERTS (569)
LITTER 7325 4 2 0 25 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
SPARROW 7310 4 7 0 24 BIRDS (647)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TUI 7341 2 6 0 23 BIRDS (647)
-AWESOMEOCITY 7357 1 0 0 21 BUSHMASTERS (164)
STORM SEASON 7364 3 1 0 20 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
-ST-EAMROLL 7252 2 0 1 20 STIKE FORCE (679)
-ST-ANDARD 7253 2 0 0 20 STIKE FORCE (679)
CRUTCH 7317 4 2 0 16 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
-CHASING SQUIRRELS 7365 1 2 0 16 OZCANN REJECTS (682)
KEA 7342 3 5 1 15 BIRDS (647)
-ST-IMULATING 7250 1 1 1 15 STIKE FORCE (679)
SANTA'S SLAY 7378 1 0 0 15 BAD SANTA '24 (684)
ICE PICK 7373 1 0 0 13 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
-ASTARTELYNN 7358 1 0 0 13 BUSHMASTERS (164)
-ST-IGMATA 7251 1 1 0 10 STIKE FORCE (679)
-SUNFIRE 7368 1 1 1 9 SOLIS MILITES (511)
ANGRY ELF 7374 1 0 0 9 BAD SANTA '24 (684)
AUK 7347 1 6 0 9 BIRDS (647)
-BONES 7363 1 1 0 9 BUSHMASTERS (164)
-DEMONICRUG 7355 1 0 0 9 BUSHMASTERS (164)
-SINIUS 7356 0 2 0 6 BUSHMASTERS (164)
ROPE 7371 1 1 0 4 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
-NEW YORK SNOW 7361 0 4 0 4 OZCANN REJECTS (682)
-ST-RENUOUS 7249 0 2 0 3 STIKE FORCE (679)
ERN 7381 0 2 0 2 BIRDS (647)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
WRATH 7316 5 3 1 ASSASSIN NATION 515 KENINA 7330 514
DA1 7377 0 1 0 BAD SANTA '24 684 SHEWISH GIANT 517 NONE
DA2 7376 0 1 0 BAD SANTA '24 684 HIGH ELF 517 NONE
DA3 7375 0 1 0 BAD SANTA '24 684 THE RAGE MAN 517 NONE
DESIGNER CRIME 7360 3 1 0 OZCANN REJECTS 682 BUFF CREAM PUFF 7272 516
DEAD 7383 0 1 0 SOLIS MILITES 511 THE RAGE MAN 517 NONE
FRYING PAN 7366 1 1 0 USEFUL WEAPONS 636 ST-IMULATING 7250 515
PERSONAL ADS
Ern, I knocked the T off of you? Bwahahaha. -- Rope
Wacky Wafer, thanks for the challenge and easy win. I am beginning to like you. --
Tire Iron (kicking WWs tires)
Belinda! You had visitors? What's wrong with those people? -- Smithy
O Rejects -- So...that was quite a beatdown. 0-2 and 1 dead which was a challenge from
your side. Not great. If you are thinking of coming at B.C.P. with little Kyra you'd
better know he is coming out HOT and has 2 kills already which is 20% of my squad's
total kills ever! We've been around a mighty long time... -- D. Noble
Emu -- You will be excited to hear that our Tiramisu is now an all-new recipe --
topped off with battle axe!! -- D. Noble
Odds on next week's duelmaster contest (provided Da Zagagna is involved): Over 6.5
minutes -135/Under 6.5 minutes +120
Belinda -- I'm wondering how often our squad is the "most avoided" on the turns we are
scheduled to fight? It seems like a lot... -- D. Noble
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA3 was butchered by THE RAGE MAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DEAD was assassinated by THE RAGE MAN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DA2 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
ABBA-ZABA was demolished by HAOMARU in a 1 minute Challenge Title competition.
TUI lost to WACKY WAFER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
KEA was devastated by LITTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
AUK was overcome by CRUTCH in a action packed 1 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
TIRAMISU TERROR won victory over STORM SEASON in a 5 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
SOLAMANCER lost to KELP in a popular 1 minute duel.
SOL DAEMON was savagely defeated by LEMON BARRIO in a popular 3 minute expert's match.
SUNKIST was subdued by BROKEN GLASS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody match.
BUFF CREAM PUFF devastated SPARROW in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ROPE was devastated by SANTA'S SLAY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ERN was viciously subdued by ANGRY ELF in a popular 2 minute bloody beginner's fight.
ICE PICK vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 14 - 2 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 17 - 0 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 19 - 17 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 30 - 1 49 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 29 - 4 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 28 - 33 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 24 - 2 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 11 - 0 15 |
Turn 517 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 6 3 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK KELP 7301 9 4 0 88 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
LUNGING ATTACK LEMON BARRIO 7184 11 8 0 85 JUST DESSERTS (569)
SLASHING ATTACK SOLAMANCER 4709 16 13 1 76 SOLIS MILITES (511)
WALL OF STEEL SOL DAEMON 4706 17 12 1 71 SOLIS MILITES (511)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ABBA-ZABA 7215 10 6 0 68 JUST DESSERTS (569)
TOTAL PARRY SUNKIST 7037 11 9 0 45 SOLIS MILITES (511)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HAOMARU 7142. The most popular warrior this turn
was LEMON BARRIO 7184. The ten other most popular fighters were BROKEN GLASS 7224,
STORM SEASON 7364, ANGRY ELF 7374, HAOMARU 7142, CRUTCH 7317, KELP 7301, SOL DAEMON
4706, BUFF CREAM PUFF 7272, WACKY WAFER 7261, and LITTER 7325.
The least popular fighter this week was ROPE 7371. The other ten least popular
fighters were SPARROW 7310, SUNKIST 7037, TIRAMISU TERROR 7353, KEA 7342, ABBA-ZABA
7215, DA2 7376, DEAD 7383, ERN 7381, AUK 7347, and TUI 7341.