DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/15/2025 Duedate: 10/11/2025
CHIMLEVTAL ARENA
DM 31 TURN 516
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DA ZAGAGNA
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
(31-6672) [27-9-0,108]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DA ZAGAGNA KENINA
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378) OZCANN REJECTS (682)
(31-6672) [27-9-0,108] (31-7330) [3-2-1,44]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
HAOMARU LEMON BARRIO
AVENGERS (146) JUST DESSERTS (569)
(31-7142) [17-33-1,101] (31-7184) [10-8-0,66]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. JUST DESSERTS (569) 41
2. BIRDS (647) 30 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
3. WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378) 22 Unchartered Team
4. OZCANN REJECTS (682) 10
5. THE OTHER ONES (404) 10 OZCANN REJECTS (682)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*STIKE FORCE (679) 6 4 2 60.0 1/ 1 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 7 5 0
2/ 2 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 314 216 14 59.2 2/ 2*OZCANN REJECTS (682) 7 8 1
3/ 3 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 461 362 30 56.0 3/ 6 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378) 6 3 0
4/ 4 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)484 409 19 54.2 4- 3*STIKE FORCE (679) 6 4 2
5/ 6 JUST DESSERTS (569) 213 189 10 53.0 5/ 4 JUST DESSERTS (569) 6 4 1
6/ 5 SOLIS MILITES (511) 72 65 4 52.6 6/ 5 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 5 3 0
7/ 7 BUSHMASTERS (164) 203 187 14 52.1 7/ 8 BUSHMASTERS (164) 4 3 0
8/ 8 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 280 275 11 50.5 8/12 SOLIS MILITES (511) 4 6 1
9- 9 ASSASSIN NATION (515) 492 502 68 49.5 9/10 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 4 7 0
10/10 AVENGERS (146) 599 669 44 47.2 10/11 BIRDS (647) 4 7 0
11-11 JUNGLE CRUISE 2 (681) 14 16 2 46.7 11/ 7 THE OTHER ONES (404) 3 6 0
12/12 THE OTHER ONES (404) 137 163 13 45.7 12/14 AVENGERS (146) 2 1 0
13/13*OZCANN REJECTS (682) 10 15 1 40.0 13-13 JUNGLE CRUISE 2 (681) 1 0 0
14/14 BIRDS (647) 54 85 2 38.8 14- 9 ASSASSIN NATION (515) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's going to be a quick one, this time. With company in town, my focus on the
events here in Chimlevtal are not as great as they might otherwise be. But hey, you
get me instead of the computer report, so you shouldn't complain (though of course you
will, especially that thankless Smithy, though he actually had kind words for me this
turn, I think).
The throne was decided in a scum vs scum battle. It was everything you could
imagine, unless you imagined it to be longer. In the end, it was LASAGNA over MAJOR
SNAFU. They were the least popular warriors, not surprisingly. The most popular
warrior was LEMON BARRIO, who went after another defensive warrior, SOL DAEMON. LEMON
got a free fight out of the deal, but not a victory.
In spite of LEMON's loss, JUST DESSERTS had the most wins for the turn, three.
That earned them the team on the move award, while BASH BROS OCEAN squeaked by with
the current top team award.
DESIGNER CRIME tried a small down challenge. I always say if you're going to down
challenge, why not go all the way down... Advice that DESIGNER CRIME maybe should
have taken. DESIGNER CRIME was killed by BUFF CREAM PUFF in a 1 minute Challenge
brawl. That would have been really embarrassing, but dead men don't feel
embarrassment.
No other kills, but CRUTCH did make a bigger down challenge to a warrior who
looked like the perfect patsy. But again, the challenged warrior came up victorious:
CRUTCH was vanquished by TUI in an exciting 1 minute one-side challenge fight.
JUST DESSERTS was avoided by BASH BROS OCEAN. MAJOR SNAFU was the most challenged
warrior. That seems right, the DM being most challenged.
-- Belinda, going back to having company
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DA ZAGAGNA 6672 27 9 0 108 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAOMARU 7142 17 33 1 101 AVENGERS (146)
MAJOR SNAFU 7059 18 10 0 97 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
SOLAMANCER 4709 16 12 1 93 SOLIS MILITES (511)
CHARYBDIS 7119 16 18 1 91 THE OTHER ONES (404)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CUTTHROAT 7204 12 6 2 87 THE OTHER ONES (404)
SOL DAEMON 4706 17 11 1 82 SOLIS MILITES (511)
CAPT. AMERICA 7093 14 8 1 77 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-GENERAL KNOWLEDGE 7369 4 2 1 75 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
ABBA-ZABA 7215 10 5 0 70 JUST DESSERTS (569)
KELP 7301 8 4 0 67 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEMON BARRIO 7184 10 8 0 66 JUST DESSERTS (569)
-NILE PRINCESS 7274 7 4 0 64 JUNGLE CRUISE 2 (681)
CAPTAIN MARVEL 7173 9 5 1 63 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BROKEN GLASS 7224 9 12 0 53 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
BATROC! 7309 5 6 0 51 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
SUNKIST 7037 11 8 0 49 SOLIS MILITES (511)
TIRE IRON 7297 9 3 0 49 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
KENINA 7330 3 2 1 44 OZCANN REJECTS (682)
BUFF CREAM PUFF 7272 4 2 2 40 JUST DESSERTS (569)
KYRA 7331 3 2 0 39 OZCANN REJECTS (682)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CAPTAIN HOOK 7241 4 4 0 32 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
WACKY WAFER 7261 5 4 1 31 JUST DESSERTS (569)
SPARROW 7310 4 6 0 31 BIRDS (647)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TUI 7341 2 5 0 26 BIRDS (647)
STORM SEASON 7364 3 0 0 24 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-AWESOMEOCITY 7357 1 0 0 21 BUSHMASTERS (164)
-ST-EAMROLL 7252 2 0 1 20 STIKE FORCE (679)
-ST-ANDARD 7253 2 0 0 20 STIKE FORCE (679)
TIRAMISU TERROR 7353 4 0 0 18 JUST DESSERTS (569)
CHASING SQUIRRELS 7365 1 2 0 16 OZCANN REJECTS (682)
LITTER 7325 3 2 0 15 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
-ST-IMULATING 7250 1 1 1 15 STIKE FORCE (679)
KEA 7342 3 4 1 14 BIRDS (647)
-ASTARTELYNN 7358 1 0 0 13 BUSHMASTERS (164)
CRUTCH 7317 3 2 0 11 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
-ST-IGMATA 7251 1 1 0 10 STIKE FORCE (679)
-THE WALL 7352 2 2 0 9 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
SUNFIRE 7368 1 1 1 9 SOLIS MILITES (511)
BONES 7363 1 1 0 9 BUSHMASTERS (164)
-DEMONICRUG 7355 1 0 0 9 BUSHMASTERS (164)
AUK 7347 1 5 0 8 BIRDS (647)
ROPE 7371 1 0 0 6 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
SINIUS 7356 0 2 0 6 BUSHMASTERS (164)
NEW YORK SNOW 7361 0 4 0 4 OZCANN REJECTS (682)
-ST-RENUOUS 7249 0 2 0 3 STIKE FORCE (679)
ERN 7381 0 1 0 1 BIRDS (647)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
WRATH 7316 5 3 1 ASSASSIN NATION 515 KENINA 7330 514
DESIGNER CRIME 7360 3 1 0 OZCANN REJECTS 682 BUFF CREAM PUFF 7272 516
XIPIL 7328 0 1 0 OZCANN REJECTS 682 ARMAGEDDON 7348 512 NOT REVENGED
SUNNY D 7217 1 4 0 SOLIS MILITES 511 STONE GOLEM 516 NONE
FRYING PAN 7366 1 1 0 USEFUL WEAPONS 636 ST-IMULATING 7250 515
PERSONAL ADS
St-Imulating, you dirty, rotten, good-for-nothin', ugly, cretin! Your manager's momma
wears a bright pink jock-strap! -- Smithy (for Frying Pan -- from the grave)
Well, well, Belinda's back! How stimulating! -- Smithy
P.S. Far more stimulating than ST-Imulating.
ST-Imulating, since that was a down-challenge, I probably will not bloodfeud you, so
you can relax. -- Smithy (who has been known to occasionally pull out a fib or two.)
Hey! Nice to see a spotlight and a persad or two! Chimmy's doin' their civic duty! --
Smithy
I am so sick of Tiramisu. Barf. -- Emu
Odds on next week's duelmaster contest (provided Major Snafu is involved): Over 4.5
minutes -150/Under 4.5 minutes +130. -- Lemon Barrio
Kyra -- Do the skills ever stop for you? -- B.C.P.
Who is Ozcann? -- Just Desserts
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SUNNY D was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a unpopular 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA ZAGAGNA outlasted MAJOR SNAFU in a slow 24 minute veteran's Challenge Title melee.
CUTTHROAT vanquished CAPT. AMERICA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
LEMON BARRIO was defeated by SOL DAEMON in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
BATROC! vanquished CAPTAIN HOOK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DESIGNER CRIME was killed by BUFF CREAM PUFF in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
WACKY WAFER was unbelievably bested by TIRE IRON in a 7 minute Challenge melee.
CHASING SQUIRRELS vanquished AUK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CRUTCH was vanquished by TUI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TIRAMISU TERROR overcame SUNFIRE in a 2 minute novice's Challenge bout.
CHARYBDIS was subdued by HAOMARU in a 2 minute master's match.
KELP was handily defeated by SOLAMANCER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
ABBA-ZABA devastated KENINA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CAPTAIN MARVEL viciously subdued SUNKIST in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
BROKEN GLASS savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
KYRA devastated KEA in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SPARROW overpowered LITTER in a 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
SINIUS was beaten by STORM SEASON in a 1 minute novice's match.
NEW YORK SNOW was overcome by BONES in a popular 2 minute amateur's competition.
ROPE defeated ERN in a 3 minute novice's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 18 - 0 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 WALL OF STEEL 30 - 30 - 1 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 28 - 29 - 2 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 16 - 2 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 29 - 31 - 4 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 19 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 24 - 2 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
Turn 516 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 4 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 4 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 4 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DA ZAGAGNA 6672 27 9 0 108 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
SLASHING ATTACK SOLAMANCER 4709 16 12 1 93 SOLIS MILITES (511)
WALL OF STEEL SOL DAEMON 4706 17 11 1 82 SOLIS MILITES (511)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ABBA-ZABA 7215 10 5 0 70 JUST DESSERTS (569)
BASHING ATTACK KELP 7301 8 4 0 67 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
LUNGING ATTACK LEMON BARRIO 7184 10 8 0 66 JUST DESSERTS (569)
STRIKING ATTACK KENINA 7330 3 2 1 44 OZCANN REJECTS (682)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HAOMARU 7142. The most popular warrior this turn
was LEMON BARRIO 7184. The ten other most popular fighters were WACKY WAFER 7261,
NEW YORK SNOW 7361, CAPTAIN MARVEL 7173, BROKEN GLASS 7224, SUNFIRE 7368, HAOMARU
7142, SPARROW 7310, SOL DAEMON 4706, BUFF CREAM PUFF 7272, and CHASING SQUIRRELS
7365.
The least popular fighter this week was MAJOR SNAFU 7059. The other ten least
popular fighters were DA ZAGAGNA 6672, SUNNY D 7217, TIRE IRON 7297, ERN 7381, SINIUS
7356, KEA 7342, KENINA 7330, AUK 7347, DESIGNER CRIME 7360, and CAPTAIN HOOK 7241.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
THUMBSCREW (2-2622) IN COLD BLOOD (329)
YORKE (7-6040) IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
LUNACY (60-9545) HORRID INSTANITY (716)
MR. CARTER (72-10604) PORKY'S REVENGE (1415)
SCHNOOKLEWUGGY (84-16559) SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)
DOLEMITE (85-24265) HOWLIN' CLASSICS (4686)
EXTERMINATOR (86-1006) HOWLING GRIBBLE (171)
FRED SAVAGE CEO (86-18759) THE PURGE 249 (3461)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes