DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/09/2026 Duedate: 12/05/2026
CHIMLEVTAL ARENA
DM 31 TURN 531
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DA ZAGAGNA
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
(31-6672) [37-13-0,158]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DA ZAGAGNA TAPPED
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378) SKEWERERS (683)
(31-6672) [37-13-0,158] (31-7337) [5-1-0,65]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
LEMON BARRIO SOL DAEMON
JUST DESSERTS (569) SOLIS MILITES (511)
(31-7184) [16-14-0,102] (31-4706) [24-17-2,100]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE OTHER ONES (404) 45
2. FOOTBALL DELIGHT (689) 41 INFINITE ZEROES (510)
3. JUST DESSERTS (569) 30 Unchartered Team
4. MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 22
5. ASSASSIN NATION (515) 21 FOOTBALL DELIGHT (689)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*FOOTBALL DELIGHT (689) 6 1 0 85.7 1/ 3 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378) 7 4 0
2/ 2*SKEWERERS (683) 5 1 0 83.3 2/ 2 SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492) 7 8 0
3/ 3 INFINITE ZEROES (510) 205 127 9 61.7 3/11*FOOTBALL DELIGHT (689) 6 1 0
4/ 5 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 485 375 33 56.4 4/ 4 ASSASSIN NATION (515) 6 5 2
5- 6 STIKE FORCE (679) 36 29 8 55.4 5/ 9 JUST DESSERTS (569) 6 5 0
6/ 4 SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492) 36 29 0 55.4 6/ 5 SOLIS MILITES (511) 6 6 0
7/ 7 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)518 429 22 54.7 7/13 THE OTHER ONES (404) 5 4 0
8/ 8 JUST DESSERTS (569) 236 214 12 52.4 8- 1*CHIMERAS (687) 5 5 1
9/ 9 SOLIS MILITES (511) 97 94 5 50.8 9/10 TOILET GHOSTS (516) 5 10 0
10-10 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 299 300 11 49.9 10/ 7 BAD SANTA '24 (684) 4 2 0
11/11 ASSASSIN NATION (515) 524 529 73 49.8 11/ 8 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 4 4 0
12/12 BAD SANTA '24 (684) 22 23 1 48.9 12/12*SKEWERERS (683) 2 1 0
13/13 THE OTHER ONES (404) 162 187 14 46.4 13- 6 STIKE FORCE (679) 2 3 1
14-14*CHIMERAS (687) 11 14 2 44.0 14/15 INFINITE ZEROES (510) 2 4 0
15/15 TOILET GHOSTS (516) 116 172 14 40.3 15-14 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 1 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
16/16 BIRDS (647) 67 121 2 35.6 16/16 BIRDS (647) 0 7 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Beware, readers, because there may be tournament spoilers later in this report!
If you don't want them, stop reading now.
AHA! Something fun to report! Two down challenges were made this turn! LEMON
BARRIO challenged down a class and 18 points. LEMON knew what he was up to and
devastated CAPTAIN HOOK. Meanwhile, JUST DESSERTS received a down challenge as well.
MASCOT went down 10 points, trying to get an easy win from an 0-1 warrior, but failing
miserably, as CHOP-ALOT CHIP vanquished the MASCOT. Seems like JUST DESSERTS is taking
up the down challenge mantle!
Also in my highlights is when a warrior is slain on the sands! This time it was a
lonely SPARROW, who was just feeding on the sands when SAVAGE savagely slaughtered the
SPARROW. Probably did BIRDS a favor. 6-14 records might be good for sparrows, but
not for arena gladiators.
Meanwhile, our favorite (or perhaps most unfavorite) LASAGNA is now immortal! DA
ZAGAGNA got to that 50 arena fights mark and is heading for immortality. How did it
happen? After four straight fights, making the STICKY SEAT stickier, ZAGAGNA was
matched up with SOL DAEMON. And it doesn't seem to matter what kind of SOL it
faces... LASAGNA is victorious again. We should see someone new on top and I
strongly suspect the backlog of warriors needing political points is about to explode
in a fury of graduations in the coming days!
In tournament news, CAPTAIN MARVEL won the basher stylemaster in the dead
champions class, but with only a 6-3 record, MARVEL will stay dead. However, the
highlight for our fine arena had to be THE GRINCH getting a Rookies TV. It's going to
be a very bad christmas when THE GRINCH starts fighting this holiday season! The
lowlight was MATAR getting killed when it was 3-0, also in rookies. The last warrior
I saw in the newsletter (and it is entirely possible I missed others) was SOL INVICTUS
in dead initiates. Unfortunately, this warrior was listed as eliminated in round 10.
Sad day for the dead warriors trying to get back!
Slashers are the most popular style (really?!?). 10 slashers fought. I can only
hope they learn enough attack and have enough physicals such that when they arrive in
the Total Parry ridden top ranks, they'll be able to take them down... WHAMMO & THUDDA
4U led the way in avoiding JUST DESSERTS. DA ZAGAGNA was reported as having received
the most challenges, but somehow got a random matchup? I have never completely
trusted the data that I get regarding challenges, but there were at least two
challenges given to DA ZAGAGNA.
In team news, each of FOOTBALL DELIGHT, JUST DESSERTS, and THE OTHER ONES went 4-
1. Each of them also won a single arena award. But I have to give the nod for the
best performance to THE OTHER ONES, whose award was the team on the move award!
-- Belinda, the most fair of spy mistresses in the land
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DA ZAGAGNA 6672 37 13 0 158 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAJOR SNAFU 7059 24 14 0 104 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
LEMON BARRIO 7184 16 14 0 102 JUST DESSERTS (569)
SOL DAEMON 4706 24 17 2 100 SOLIS MILITES (511)
ABBA-ZABA 7215 14 11 1 97 JUST DESSERTS (569)
GENERAL CONCENSUS 7322 7 1 1 92 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
SUNKIST 7037 19 13 0 91 SOLIS MILITES (511)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOONSTRUCK 4473 11 6 0 90 SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)
DEPRAVITY 7208 14 13 1 84 THE OTHER ONES (404)
STICKY SEAT 4817 17 13 1 80 TOILET GHOSTS (516)
THE WALL 7352 11 6 0 80 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BROKEN GLASS 7224 14 18 0 78 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
BUFF CREAM PUFF 7272 9 5 3 74 JUST DESSERTS (569)
CAPTAIN HOOK 7241 10 6 1 71 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
-STORM SEASON 7364 10 4 0 70 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOULMATE 4476 8 4 0 66 SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)
-ST-RENUOUS 7249 7 6 2 66 STIKE FORCE (679)
TAPPED 7337 5 1 0 65 SKEWERERS (683)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SANTA'S SLAY 7378 9 5 0 55 BAD SANTA '24 (684)
PIE-EYED DOE 4474 6 6 0 53 SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)
-ST-ANDARD 7253 9 4 1 49 STIKE FORCE (679)
KOSSUTH 4676 8 3 0 49 INFINITE ZEROES (510)
TAKE UP ARMS 7323 9 8 1 46 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
UNHYGIENIC 7442 4 1 1 44 TOILET GHOSTS (516)
TIRAMISU TERROR 7353 8 3 0 43 JUST DESSERTS (569)
SAVAGE 7408 5 3 1 41 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
ROSES ARE RED 4552 8 3 0 37 SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)
-ST-IMULATING 7250 7 6 2 36 STIKE FORCE (679)
DARKNESS 7427 4 1 0 36 THE OTHER ONES (404)
HAVOC 7426 3 2 0 36 THE OTHER ONES (404)
SUNFIRE 7368 3 4 1 34 SOLIS MILITES (511)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HULLABALOO 7372 6 2 2 32 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
-FRANK MURPHY 7395 4 6 2 30 STIKE FORCE (679)
WASH YOUR HANDS 7469 2 1 0 29 TOILET GHOSTS (516)
-PAUL STROBBER 7396 6 4 0 28 STIKE FORCE (679)
-TUI 7341 5 11 0 26 BIRDS (647)
-SPIDER MONKEY 7438 1 4 1 24 CHIMERAS (687)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DWARF HAMSTER 7452 3 0 0 21 CHIMERAS (687)
-OWL BEAR 7434 2 3 0 21 CHIMERAS (687)
-TIGER LILY 7448 3 1 1 19 CHIMERAS (687)
BEER 7468 2 0 0 19 FOOTBALL DELIGHT (689)
ANIMOSITY 7471 2 1 1 17 ASSASSIN NATION (515)
CHOP-ALOT CHIP 7473 1 1 0 17 JUST DESSERTS (569)
BATTLE SCARS 7456 1 0 0 16 THE OTHER ONES (404)
TAIL-GATE 7465 1 0 0 14 FOOTBALL DELIGHT (689)
GATORADE 7464 1 0 0 14 FOOTBALL DELIGHT (689)
SANDY CLAWS 7405 3 4 0 13 BAD SANTA '24 (684)
CHEERLEADER 7467 1 0 0 11 FOOTBALL DELIGHT (689)
GHASTHELM 7475 1 1 0 11 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
MALIGNANCE 7479 1 1 0 11 THE OTHER ONES (404)
-WOLF MAN 7451 2 1 0 7 CHIMERAS (687)
TURN AROUND 7449 1 3 0 6 SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)
SALADA 7476 1 1 0 4 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
MASCOT 7466 1 1 0 4 FOOTBALL DELIGHT (689)
CONCENTRATE 7478 0 2 0 2 TOILET GHOSTS (516)
ODIFEROUS 7477 0 2 0 2 TOILET GHOSTS (516)
IBIS 7483 0 1 0 1 BIRDS (647)
OWL 7484 0 1 0 1 BIRDS (647)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
RAPSCALLION 7440 1 1 0 ASSASSIN NATION 515 FRANK MURPHY 7395 527 REVENGED
ANGRY ELF 7374 6 2 0 BAD SANTA '24 684 GENERAL CONCENSU 7322 528
KELP 7301 13 9 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627 ABBA-ZABA 7215 527 NOT REVENGED
AUK 7441 1 1 0 BIRDS 647 ANIMOSITY 7471 529
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
KEA 7428 3 2 0 BIRDS 647 SPIDER MONKEY 7438 528
SPARROW 7310 6 14 0 BIRDS 647 SAVAGE 7408 531
CAPTAIN JACK 7453 0 3 0 MILITARY MAYHEM 89 HIGH ELF 531 NONE
ALMOST 7481 0 1 0 SOLIS MILITES 511 SHEWISH GIANT 531 NONE
SOLAR FLARE 7398 2 5 0 SOLIS MILITES 511 CAPTAIN HOOK 7241 527 NOT REVENGED
BELLIGERENCE 7445 0 1 0 THE OTHER ONES 404 UNHYGIENIC 7442 527 NOT REVENGED
FAULTY FLAPPER 7402 1 8 0 TOILET GHOSTS 516 ST-ANDARD 7253 528
MOTHERLOAD 7424 2 4 0 TOILET GHOSTS 516 ST-IMULATING 7250 529
NOSE PICKER 7403 2 8 0 TOILET GHOSTS 516 TIGER LILY 7448 529 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Hey, Bodacious Belinda! My old, old pal Smithy tells me you really are flat chested,
drive an old heap, dumped the West Coast, and have/had a little house full of rug-
rats. I'm prayin' for ya Lassie! -- Coach (Football Delight)
P.S. Beer beats Dessert any day. Right, Chop-Alot Chip? (But, of course, beer is not
quite so noble.) -- Coach
Gotta love it! La Guillotine is sending his Krill oldies into the Chimlevtal chopping
block? Shades of the French Revolution! One who wonders......................
But, a salute to Compota, the famous Piker from Chim! He did LG and
the Chim proud!
It's nice to be home...though another "meh" 2-3 for me. Those tourney entrants are
really tough! -- Buff Cream Puffed and still swolen
Da Zaganaganaga -- I will be your huckleberry -- Abba Z.
Captain Hook -- If my challenge goes through, you can thank your smelly friend Snafu.
What a scumbag. -- Lemon Barrio
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CAPTAIN JACK was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ALMOST was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
MAJOR SNAFU outwaited ABBA-ZABA in a dull 13 minute veteran's Challenge match.
LEMON BARRIO devastated CAPTAIN HOOK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
GENERAL CONCENSUS overpowered DEPRAVITY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SUNKIST outwaited STICKY SEAT in a unpopular 23 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
SANTA'S SLAY beat TAKE UP ARMS in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SOULMATE handily defeated KOSSUTH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MASCOT was vanquished by CHOP-ALOT CHIP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
GHASTHELM vanquished ODIFEROUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CONCENTRATE was vanquished by MALIGNANCE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ANIMOSITY was beaten by WASH YOUR HANDS in a 1 minute novice's Challenge melee.
DA ZAGAGNA savagely defeated SOL DAEMON in a 4 minute bloody veteran's Title match.
CAPTAIN ACTION handily defeated MOONSTRUCK in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
THE WALL demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
PIE-EYED DOE was handily defeated by BUFF CREAM PUFF in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TAPPED viciously subdued ROSES ARE RED in a 2 minute bloody bout.
SPARROW was slaughtered by SAVAGE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
TIRAMISU TERROR unbelievably bested HULLABALOO in a 4 minute bloody brawl.
SUNFIRE was defeated by HAVOC in a 2 minute bout.
UNHYGIENIC demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
DARKNESS overpowered SANDY CLAWS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
TURN AROUND was devastated by GATORADE in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
BEER demolished OWL in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SALADA was vanquished by BATTLE SCARS in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
CHEERLEADER overpowered IBIS in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.
TAIL-GATE vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 PARRY-RIPOSTE 14 - 7 - 3 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 3 - 1 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 8 TOTAL PARRY 23 - 18 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 STRIKING ATTACK 43 - 35 - 4 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 WALL OF STEEL 22 - 19 - 2 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 48 - 43 - 7 53 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 19 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 16 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 21 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 30 - 51 - 1 37 |
Turn 531 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 3 - 5 4 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 4 1 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 4 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DA ZAGAGNA 6672 37 13 0 158 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
LUNGING ATTACK LEMON BARRIO 7184 16 14 0 102 JUST DESSERTS (569)
WALL OF STEEL SOL DAEMON 4706 24 17 2 100 SOLIS MILITES (511)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ABBA-ZABA 7215 14 11 1 97 JUST DESSERTS (569)
SLASHING ATTACK GENERAL CONCENSUS 7322 7 1 1 92 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
STRIKING ATTACK MOONSTRUCK 4473 11 6 0 90 SYZYGY PARAMOUR (492)
AIMED BLOW SANTA'S SLAY 7378 9 5 0 55 BAD SANTA '24 (684)
PARRY-LUNGE UNHYGIENIC 7442 4 1 1 44 TOILET GHOSTS (516)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LEMON BARRIO 7184. The most popular warrior this
turn was SOL DAEMON 4706. The ten other most popular fighters were HULLABALOO 7372,
TAPPED 7337, DARKNESS 7427, CHEERLEADER 7467, ALMOST 7481, LEMON BARRIO 7184, SUNFIRE
7368, UNHYGIENIC 7442, GATORADE 7464, and BEER 7468.
The least popular fighter this week was SUNKIST 7037. The other ten least popular
fighters were STICKY SEAT 4817, MAJOR SNAFU 7059, ABBA-ZABA 7215, SALADA 7476, OWL
7484, TURN AROUND 7449, SANDY CLAWS 7405, TIRAMISU TERROR 7353, SPARROW 7310, and
ROSES ARE RED 4552.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
DA ZAGAGNA (31-6672) WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (378)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
CAPTAIN ACTION (31-4686) INFINITE ZEROES (510)
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