DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/13/2016    Duedate: 07/26/2016

ARVAT ARENA

DM-32    TURN-786

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ALL GUNS BLAZING
NOTORIOUS (71)
(32-5404) [15-14-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BABY HUEY                      THOR RAVENBLADE
COLLEGE RADIO (364)            NORTHERN BADLANDS (497)
(32-5539) [21-8-2,125]         (32-6430) [1-0-1,18]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

YOUNG EMPIRES                  DES TROY YARR
COLLEGE RADIO (364)            DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
(32-5472) [20-12-0,72]         (32-6352) [12-11-0,101]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NOTORIOUS (71)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NORTHERN BADLANDS (497)     47
2. B.I.G. (437)                45      DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
3. DWARFED (496)               30      Unchartered Team
4. BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)       29
5. GASTROPUB (480)             26      NORTHERN BADLANDS (497)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ARVAT AGITATOR (503)       2   1  1 66.7   1/ 1 NOTORIOUS (71)            8  6 0
 2/ 2 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)    %1621 955 80 62.9   2/ 7 BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)     7  8 0
 3/ 0*NORTHERN BADLANDS (497)    3   2  1 60.0   3/ 3 GASTROPUB (480)           7  8 0
 4/ 3 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)     488 335 37 59.3   4- 4*ARKENSEAL ARMY (501)      6  4 0
 5/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO (364)      110  79  2 58.2   5/ 6 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)     6  7 1
 6/ 4 NOTORIOUS (71)           448 397 15 53.0   6/ 2 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)    6  7 0
 7- 5 CON + INSULT (479)        67  61  5 52.3   7/ 9 DWARFED (496)             6  9 1
 8/ 6 GASTROPUB (480)          103  99  3 51.0   8/12 B.I.G. (437)              4  4 1
 9- 8 IL MALVAGIO (423)         51  51  3 50.0   9- 5 CON + INSULT (479)        3  1 0
10- 9 WORLD BLADES 4 (452)      14  14  0 50.0  10/ 0*NORTHERN BADLANDS (497)   3  2 1
11/ 7 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)   314 315 14 49.9  11/10 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)      3  3 0
12-10 YUPPIE HORDE (491)        10  11  1 47.6  12-11*ARVAT AGITATOR (503)      2  1 1
13-11*ARKENSEAL ARMY (501)       9  10  0 47.4  13- 8 IL MALVAGIO (423)         2  3 0
14/12 BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)    134 153 12 46.7  14-13 BLACK COLOSSUS (474)      1  0 0
15/13 B.I.G. (437)             118 146  9 44.7  15-14 WORLD BLADES 4 (452)      1  1 0
16/14 DWARFED (496)             29  36  4 44.6  16-15 YUPPIE HORDE (491)        1  1 0
17-15 BLACK COLOSSUS (474)       6   8  0 42.9  17/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO (364)       1  4 0
18-16*KHORS PHILOSOPHERS (502)   0   2  0  0.0  18-16*KHORS PHILOSOPHERS (502)  0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon ARVAT, for I, 
Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Those betting on IL MALVAGIO lost their shirt, as IL 
MALVAGIO lost their fighting abilities:  0-0-0.  What's a move up by 5 you ask?  
(alright, maybe you didn't ask)  Cause for celebration, according to BIG LAKE NOMADS. 
NORTHERN BADLANDS had cause to celebrate, after THOR RAVENBLADE got 18 points by 
beating ARMDAR STOUTBREW.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, DROP TOP BM was 
winsome, after beating DAYS BEFORE RODEO and seeing him lose 13 points.  The arena 
was more crowded than usual this time, as ALL GUNS BLAZING faced ARVAT's Duelmaster.  
Now I can't insult ALL GUNS BLAZING, as he has gloriously dueled to the top.  Oh 
great new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) Word has it one team in 
ARVAT is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it 
works.   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the 
lion, so did the "warriors" in ARVAT avoid BIG LAKE NOMADS.  Like a pup with its tail 
between its legs, NOTORIOUS scurried away from BIG LAKE NOMADS.  Oh, the shame!  If 
challenges were horses, RAGGUS IRONHEAD could open up a fast food joint!  SLY GRIN 
challenged RAGGUS IRONHEAD!  Who says BIG LAKE NOMADS are just a bunch of wimps!  SLY 
GRIN of BIG LAKE NOMADS kept his wits as he defeated RAGGUS IRONHEAD.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Citizens of ARVAT, be sure to settle your debts with PIZZAT of B.I.G..  He's 
relocating to the Dark Arena and has other things on his mind!  BHELDEK CASKBEARD of 
DWARFED sends KNUCKLEBALL of GASTROPUB goes to the Weary Warrior's Retirement Home.  
ARVAT has no place for weaklings!  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for 
thee.   
     All good things must come to an end.  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards 
fat!  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for ARVAT?  On that 
giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALL GUNS BLAZING 5404        15  14  0   108       NOTORIOUS (71)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BABY HUEY 5539               21   8  2   125       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
-FEROCITY 6259                14   2  0   124       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 DES TROY YARR 6352           12  11  0   101       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
-BE TRANSPARENT 6130          18  12  1    98       CON + INSULT (479)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COURAGE 6353                  9   1  0    89       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 ARTHUR O'SYNN 6393            9   6  1    85       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
-OPPORTUNITY COST 6285        14   8  0    84       CON + INSULT (479)
 KILROY 6356                  12  10  0    77       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
-SPUTO 6403                    7   5  2    75       IL MALVAGIO (423)
 YOUNG EMPIRES 5472           20  12  0    72       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
-DOMINATION 5232              11   3  0    68       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BHELDEK CASKBEARD 6424        8   5  2    66       DWARFED (496)
 FEDERAL AGENT 6113           12  12  0    64       B.I.G. (437)
-BRISTOL 5629                  7   3  0    63       WORLD BLADES 4 (452)
 GERMAN PILSENER 6428          9   3  1    61       GASTROPUB (480)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARCO DEBEEST 6401            9   3  0    55       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
-GRIMSCOR 6031                 6   9  0    55       BLACK COLOSSUS (474)
-HALFLING 5897                 3   4  0    55       WORLD BLADES 4 (452)
 BENDRAK LONGBRAID 6486        5   2  1    53       DWARFED (496)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAIL ON 5841                  4   4  0    52       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
-PATRICK BATEMAN 6366          7   4  1    49       YUPPIE HORDE (491)
 DROP TOP BM 6283              3   2  0    46       B.I.G. (437)
 S.N.A.F.U. 6523               4   0  0    43       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 LPFJ2 6500                    4   2  0    41       NOTORIOUS (71)
 MONKEY WRENCH 6455            7   3  0    40       GASTROPUB (480)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEFTY MORALES 6404            5   9  1    33       BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)
-DONNA SCONRIA 6452            4   2  0    29       IL MALVAGIO (423)
 OTTER CREEK 6480              4   3  0    26       GASTROPUB (480)
-DIFFERENTIATOR 6384           2   0  0    26       CON + INSULT (479)
 RODEO 6484                    3   4  0    24       NOTORIOUS (71)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE VACANCY 6530              3   1  0    23       BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)
 DAYS BEFORE RODEO 6485        5   2  0    22       NOTORIOUS (71)
 RAGGUS IRONHEAD 6479          5   3  0    22       DWARFED (496)
-POINT OF VIEW 6498            3   0  0    22       CON + INSULT (479)
 HOPONIOUS UNION 6481          3   4  0    22       GASTROPUB (480)
 SLY GRIN 6531                 1   2  0    22       BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)
-MORGAN LE GRAY 6491           2   2  0    20       ARKENSEAL ARMY (501)
-INDIGO MONTOYA 6487           2   2  0    20       ARKENSEAL ARMY (501)
-NIGHTMARE 5712                1   1  0    20       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 VENDERAL 6492                 2   5  0    19       BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)
-LONDON 5628                   2   4  0    18       WORLD BLADES 4 (452)
 THOR RAVENBLADE 6430          1   0  1    18       NORTHERN BADLANDS (497)
-BUD FOX 6499                  1   0  0    18       YUPPIE HORDE (491)
-TUONO 6505                    1   1  0    18       IL MALVAGIO (423)
 PATRIOT 6476                  4   4  0    16       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 HURRIK HORNBEARD 6478         2   6  0    16       DWARFED (496)
-TANDALF 6488                  4   0  0    15       ARKENSEAL ARMY (501)
 AYLN BLOODTOE 6463            3   6  0    15       BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)
 THE SIX 6426                  3   0  0    13       B.I.G. (437)
 OLAF 6433                     1   0  0    13       NORTHERN BADLANDS (497)
 ERIK THUNDERHEAD 6432         1   0  0    13       NORTHERN BADLANDS (497)
-CARNEFICINA 6464              2   4  0    10       IL MALVAGIO (423)
 HOTLINE BLING 6532            2   1  0    10       NOTORIOUS (71)
-POETRY IN MOTION 6510         1   0  1    10       ARVAT AGITATOR (503)
-SQUISHED SQUIRREL 6506        1   0  0    10       ARVAT AGITATOR (503)
-BLUENOR 6490                  1   2  0     8       ARKENSEAL ARMY (501)
-SOCRATES 6493                 0   1  0     7       KHORS PHILOSOPHERS (502)
-SILVER LINING 6495            0   1  0     7       KHORS PHILOSOPHERS (502)
 PHIL N. AINGELLE 6544         1   1  0     4       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
-BROWNHILDE 6489               0   4  0     4       ARKENSEAL ARMY (501)
 NYALL BLOODGRIN 6434          0   1  0     2       NORTHERN BADLANDS (497)
-LEMMING #1 6367               0   2  0     2       YUPPIE HORDE (491)
 YMIR BLOODRAVEN 6431          0   1  0     1       NORTHERN BADLANDS (497)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DOOMSDAY 6550           0  1 0 ANGELS OF PAIN 360   SHEWISH GIANT         786  NONE
DA1 6549                0  1 0 B.I.G. 437           ARENAMISTRESS SU      786  NONE
PIZZAT 6236             8 11 1 B.I.G. 437           ARENAMISTRESS SU      786  NONE
BLAH 100 6439           0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 364    MOUNTAIN TROLL        786  NONE
BLAH 200 6440           0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 364    WURM KIN              786  NONE
ARMDAR STOUTBREW 6547   0  2 0 DWARFED 496          THOR RAVENBLADE 6430  786   
MANGUS GRIMHAMME 6504   1  3 0 DWARFED 496          POETRY IN MOTION 6510 784   
KNUCKLEBALL 6308       15 18 0 GASTROPUB 480        BHELDEK CASKBEAR 6424 786   
RISCHIO 6416            6  1 0 IL MALVAGIO 423      ARTHUR O'SYNN 6393    785   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Arthur O'Synn -- Congrats on backing into the throne.  FYI, that is not a porcelain 
throne so no plunging, alright? -- Secret Squirrels 

Den -- Just because the flies like your stank does not mean you have a pleasant odor. 
-- Gentleben 

Des Troy Yarr -- We shall see how take two goes.....  See you again, brother, -- 
Kilroy
P.S. I took notes.

The Vacancy -- I guess you were named after that look in your eyes.....is there anyone 
home in there? -- S.N.A.F.U.

Raggus Ironhead -- I think I hate you, no, I know I hate you....you thick headed dwarf 
-- Patriot
P.S.  Maybe you and The Vacancy should sit down and have a stare off.

Arkenseal Army -- Don't pay no mind to Den, he is too stupid to know he is stupid.  To 
prove my point, Den only adds his wins when he calculates his win/loss % and he still 
comes up with less than 100%.  The only real number he remembers is his IQ as his 
mother had to keep reminding him that it was ok to be stupid and that she would love 
him anyway. -- Gentleben 

The Vacancy -- I must apologize for the remark S.N.A.F.U. just made about you.  We 
just learned that it was your manager's vacant expression you were doing an impression 
of......  You are a true master of the theatrical arts, my good sir, you played him to 
a "T". -- Gentleben 

WTH?  Who shut my windows so that I woke up too late and missed fighting last turn... 
oh yeah... it was those sharing my bedchambers who were enthralled by my Flaming Buns!  
Some things are worth missing a turn for... -- All Buns Flaming

Dark One -- How did the appeal to the RUGs go? -- D. Noble

Den -- Your team could win its next 100 fights in a row and still not be top team.  
Keep dreaming. -- D. Noble
P.S.  No one except you believes in your voodoo fantasies.  That eyelash was probably 
a maggot that had dropped from the greasy, pus-oozing thing you call a face.

Alyn Bloodtoe -- Even though you continue to win our fights, I still find them quite 
enjoyable.  Look forward to the next one. -- Hurrik

Knuckleball -- Dang, old man, you're still on the sands?  Time to retire, grandpa?  
Ye've been Dwarfed. -- Bheldek Caskbeard

Patriot -- Hmm...are you sure you're style is correct?  Ye've been Dwarfed. -- Raggus 
Ironhead

Grimscor -- Still confused by that fight. -- Bendrak Longbraid

Hotline Bling -- Great... now I'm going to have to listen to your manager gloat.  I 
may have to go into hiding. -- Armdar Stoutbrew

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PIZZAT was butchered by ARENAMISTRESS SUGAR in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by ARENAMISTRESS SUGAR in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DOOMSDAY was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
BLAH 100 was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
BLAH 200 was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ALL GUNS BLAZING demolished ARTHUR O'SYNN in a 1 minute Challenge Title competition.
KILROY slimly lost to DES TROY YARR in a exciting 5 minute master's Challenge fight.
BENDRAK LONGBRAID overcame MONKEY WRENCH in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BHELDEK CASKBEARD put to death KNUCKLEBALL in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
VENDERAL won victory over PATRIOT in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
SLY GRIN defeated RAGGUS IRONHEAD in a 4 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
PHIL N. AINGELLE was defeated by HURRIK HORNBEARD in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BABY HUEY overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gory one-sided melee.
YOUNG EMPIRES was demolished by COURAGE in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
FEDERAL AGENT viciously subdued LPFJ2 in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
SAIL ON was beaten by GERMAN PILSENER in a 1 minute conflict.
MARCO DEBEEST handily defeated RODEO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DAYS BEFORE RODEO was overpowered by DROP TOP BM in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
S.N.A.F.U. overpowered LEFTY MORALES in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
AYLN BLOODTOE was devastated by OTTER CREEK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOPONIOUS UNION subdued HOTLINE BLING in a 1 minute bout.
ARMDAR STOUTBREW was executed by THOR RAVENBLADE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
THE SIX bested YMIR BLOODRAVEN in a popular 4 minute novice's contest.
THE VACANCY won victory over NYALL BLOODGRIN in a 2 minute novice's match.
ERIK THUNDERHEAD handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
OLAF devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         WALL OF STEEL     16 -   9 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    49 -  36 -  2      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         TOTAL PARRY       24 -  21 -  1      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  13 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW        33 -  35 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   33 -  35 -  5      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   31 -  35 -  2      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  25 -  2      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  18 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   7 -  1      13  |

Turn 786 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  6         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ALL GUNS BLAZING 5404      15  14  0  108 NOTORIOUS (71)
STRIKING ATTACK  BABY HUEY 5539             21   8  2  125 COLLEGE RADIO (364)
LUNGING ATTACK   COURAGE 6353                9   1  0   89 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
PARRY-LUNGE      ARTHUR O'SYNN 6393          9   6  1   85 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
TOTAL PARRY      KILROY 6356                12  10  0   77 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
SLASHING ATTACK  BHELDEK CASKBEARD 6424      8   5  2   66 DWARFED (496)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is YOUNG EMPIRES 5472.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DES TROY YARR 6352.  The ten other most popular fighters were FEDERAL AGENT 
6113, YMIR BLOODRAVEN 6431, SLY GRIN 6531, BENDRAK LONGBRAID 6486, MONKEY WRENCH 
6455, KNUCKLEBALL 6308, VENDERAL 6492, BABY HUEY 5539, THE SIX 6426, and NYALL 
BLOODGRIN 6434.

The least popular fighter this week was ARMDAR STOUTBREW 6547.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were AYLN BLOODTOE 6463, LEFTY MORALES 6404, RODEO 6484, YOUNG 
EMPIRES 5472, RAGGUS IRONHEAD 6479, BLAH 200 6440, BLAH 100 6439, DOOMSDAY 6550, DA1 
6549, and PIZZAT 6236.