DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/11/2026    Duedate: 03/24/2026

ARVAT ARENA

DM 32    TURN 1038

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MARTIAN MONHUNTER
JAMAICAN SUPERHEROES (391)
(32-7865) [14-6-0,135]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MARTIAN MONHUNTER              SNUGGLY BEAR
JAMAICAN SUPERHEROES (391)     HUGS NOT THUGS (564)
(32-7865) [14-6-0,135]         (32-8029) [3-0-0,29]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

LEAKY SPOON                    HURLY BURLY
DEATH BY DESIGN (264)          BLACK MOON RISING (559)
(32-7819) [21-10-2,111]        (32-7927) [11-7-1,59]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BLACK MOON RISING (559)       47 
2. SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)        43    DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
3. DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)         32    Unchartered Team
4. ANGELS OF PAIN (360)          23 
5. HUGS NOT THUGS (564)          9     HUGS NOT THUGS (564)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)    2252 1414 110 61.4   1/ 1 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)    11  2 0
 2/ 1*HUGS NOT THUGS (564)       3   2  0 60.0   2/ 2 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)   10  5 0
 3/ 3 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)     760 570 54 57.1   3/ 3 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)     9  3 0
 4/ 4 JAMAICAN SUPERHEROE (391) 74  60  2 55.2   4/ 4 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)      6  1 0
 5/ 5 BLACK MOON RISING (559)   57  56  1 50.4   5/ 5 GEMSTONE BEASTS (362)     4  2 0
 6/ 6 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)    529 541 38 49.4   6/11 JAMAICAN SUPERHEROE (391) 4  6 1
 7/ 7 GEMSTONE BEASTS (362)     64  67  2 48.9   7/ 8 BLACK MOON RISING (559)   4 10 0
 8/ 8 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)   893 948 53 48.5   8/10*HUGS NOT THUGS (564)      3  2 0
 9/ 9 APOCALYPSE (385)         222 281 13 44.1   9/ 6 THE VALKYRIES (548)       3  7 0
10-10 FAR TRAVELERS (556)        8  13  1 38.1  10/ 7 APOCALYPSE (385)          2 10 0
11/11 THE VALKYRIES (548)       81 138  5 37.0  11- 9 FAR TRAVELERS (556)       1  1 1
12/12 HELL'S HEROES (68)       153 266  7 36.5  12/12 HELL'S HEROES (68)        1  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt ARVAT will ever be the same.  JAMAICAN SUPERHEROES stable has parlayed this 
turn's 2-3-1 into a 5 space move up the rankings.  This brings them up to 6th place.  
Good work, guys!  The SECRET SQUIRRELS guild has had a 4-1-0 turn and deserves to be 
watched in the future.  You never know where this kind of thing can lead.  HAWKMON 
has lost to S. MOE DIUS, falling 16 points, while helping make JAMAICAN SUPERHEROES a 
2-3-1 turn.  Well done, ARVAT, the Duelmaster was this turn's most challenged 
warrior.  Perhaps GULLFOSS is not as thrilled, being challenged 4 times.  This turn 
GULLFOSS Dark Arena Challenged SPYMASTER in what was ARVAT's Title bout.  The crowds 
were amazed this turn, as SPYMASTER killed the Duelmaster, GULLFOSS, leaving THE 
VALKYRIES in mourning.  This incredible death has allowed, I might add, MARTIAN 
MONHUNTER from JAMAICAN SUPERHEROES to ascend to the throne of Duelmaster, and I hear 
DARK ARENA is not happy.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from 
unimpeachable sources that The Dripping Blade uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about 
gristle!   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  I also notice that the SECRET SQUIRRELS 
stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on ARVAT, what are you afraid of?  
And avoiding SECRET SQUIRRELS more than any other team we find DEVIL ADVOCATES.  
ARVAT, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  In a brave attempt, 
IRON TUSK from BLACK MOON RISING challenged up 22 points to fight RUMORS OF WAR from 
the APOCALYPSE stable.  IRON TUSK perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he subdued 
RUMORS OF WAR and ended up with 82 recognition points.  EMBERGLOW of BLACK MOON 
RISING had better have a good reason for challenging down 12 points in a challenge 
which she won.  I thought EMBERGLOW showed great skill and promise when she overcame 
NIJA.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  THE VALKYRIES has lost FURIOSA to the arena in the sky, but they 
don't seem to be worried.  What do you expect from 7-16-0?  Is it really true that 
ARVAT has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, ARVAT, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep 
your swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until you see my quill in ARVAT again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARTIAN MONHUNTER 7865       14   6  0 135         JAMAICAN SUPERHEROES (391)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEAKY SPOON 7819             21  10  2 111         DEATH BY DESIGN (264)     
 DAGON 7564                   19  48  0 105         HELL'S HEROES (68)        
 A.Z. ZELL 7867               18  12  1 100         DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)     
 SCREAM BERET 7989             9   3  0 100         SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)    
 PICKLE PIE 7793              21  14  0  96         DEATH BY DESIGN (264)     
 SUSHI 7818                   16  15  3  93         DEATH BY DESIGN (264)     
 PLAGUE 5153                  14  39  3  92         APOCALYPSE (385)          

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NIGHTMARE 5712                7   3  0  88         ANGELS OF PAIN (360)      
 IRON TUSK 7887               14   9  0  82         BLACK MOON RISING (559)   
 BUTTERFLY EFFECT 7954        12   5  0  76         APOCALYPSE (385)          
 RUMORS OF WAR 7212           13  23  0  70         APOCALYPSE (385)          
 DEE YEVELWON 7946             8   2  1  68         DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)     

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEVASTATION 7941              6   0  0  64         ANGELS OF PAIN (360)      
 NIIRSHA 7972                  5   2  0  61         GEMSTONE BEASTS (362)     
 HURLY BURLY 7927             11   7  1  59         BLACK MOON RISING (559)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 E.O.D. 7945                  10   6  1  56         SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEVENTH SEAL 7955             8   9  0  55         APOCALYPSE (385)          
 EMBERGLOW 7884               10  13  0  53         BLACK MOON RISING (559)   
 FAYE 7765                    12  16  0  52         THE VALKYRIES (548)       
-ABE B. DONN 7999              3   0  0  50         DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)     
 TOOTHY MAW 7885              10  13  0  47         BLACK MOON RISING (559)   
 MULTIPLE MON 7960             6   6  1  44         JAMAICAN SUPERHEROES (391)
-DEZ PAYDER 8000               4   0  0  44         DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)     
 S. MOE DIUS 7988              4   1  0  42         DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)     
 NIJA 7915                     7  14  0  35         HELL'S HEROES (68)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MON-THING 7930                6   8  0  33         JAMAICAN SUPERHEROES (391)
 HAWKMON 7974                  6   6  0  32         JAMAICAN SUPERHEROES (391)
 PLASTIC MON 7866              8   6  0  30         JAMAICAN SUPERHEROES (391)
 SNUGGLY BEAR 8029             3   0  0  29         HUGS NOT THUGS (564)      
 AVANT GUARD DOG 8033          2   1  0  27         SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CALAMITY 8014                 2   2  0  21         ANGELS OF PAIN (360)      
 DEW DROP 8039                 1   0  0  20         THE VALKYRIES (548)       
-LOVELY HOT MESS 8017          2   1  1  19         FAR TRAVELERS (556)       
 SAI OPS 8021                  3   3  0  14         SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)    
-DYBBUK 8023                   1   1  0  12         GEMSTONE BEASTS (362)     
 AVE 8006                      0   7  0   7         THE VALKYRIES (548)       

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CRAPOLA 8038            0  1 0 BLACK MOON RISIN 559 HIGH ELF              1038 NONE
DA 1 8028               0  1 0 HUGS NOT THUGS 564   DARK CHAMPION         1038 NONE
DEW DROP 8020           2  2 0 THE VALKYRIES 548    LOVELY HOT MESS 8017  1037  
FURIOSA 7813            7 16 0 THE VALKYRIES 548    MULTIPLE MON 7960     1038  
GULLFOSS 7650          20 17 1 THE VALKYRIES 548    SPYMASTER             1038 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GULLFOSS was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CRAPOLA was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DA 1 was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
A.Z. ZELL vanquished PLAGUE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SCREAM BERET savagely defeated DAGON in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge fight.
IRON TUSK devastated RUMORS OF WAR in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TOOTHY MAW was devastated by SEVENTH SEAL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
EMBERGLOW handily defeated NIJA in a 3 minute gruesome uneven Challenge fight.
HURLY BURLY viciously subdued FAYE in a action packed 6 minute gory Challenge duel.
MULTIPLE MON slaughtered FURIOSA in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
AVE was overpowered by AVANT GUARD DOG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SAI OPS was savagely defeated by SNUGGLY BEAR in a 4 minute brutal Challenge match.
LEAKY SPOON bested KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
SUSHI was demolished by KOALLAFIED BADA$$ in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
MARTIAN MONHUNTER overcame PICKLE PIE in a 3 minute veteran's Title conflict.
SNAPPER defeated VENOMOUS GIGOLO in a 2 minute expert's struggle.
NIGHTMARE viciously subdued BUTTERFLY EFFECT in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bloody bout.
DEVASTATION devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
DEE YEVELWON savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice bout.
HAWKMON was bested by S. MOE DIUS in a 1 minute contest.
MON-THING was overpowered by NIIRSHA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
E.O.D. demolished PLASTIC MON in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
DEW DROP handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         STRIKING ATTACK   30 -  15 -  1      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  10 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   37 -  27 -  3      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  33 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         WALL OF STEEL     37 -  35 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY        7 -  12 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        15 -  30 -  0      33  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  26 -  1      32  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 1038 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       MARTIAN MONHUNTER 7865     14   6  0  135 JAMAICAN SUPERHEROES (391)
LUNGING ATTACK   LEAKY SPOON 7819           21  10  2  111 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
SLASHING ATTACK  A.Z. ZELL 7867             18  12  1  100 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
TOTAL PARRY      PICKLE PIE 7793            21  14  0   96 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    NIGHTMARE 5712              7   3  0   88 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
WALL OF STEEL    IRON TUSK 7887             14   9  0   82 BLACK MOON RISING (559)
STRIKING ATTACK  NIIRSHA 7972                5   2  0   61 GEMSTONE BEASTS (362)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LEAKY SPOON 7819.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HURLY BURLY 7927.  The ten other most popular fighters were SCREAM BERET 
7989, MARTIAN MONHUNTER 7865, BUTTERFLY EFFECT 7954, FAYE 7765, NIGHTMARE 5712, DEE 
YEVELWON 7946, IRON TUSK 7887, SAI OPS 8021, SNUGGLY BEAR 8029, and LEAKY SPOON 7819.

The least popular fighter this week was MON-THING 7930.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were AVE 8006, FURIOSA 7813, NIJA 7915, TOOTHY MAW 7885, RUMORS OF WAR 7212, 
PLAGUE 5153, DA 1 8028, CRAPOLA 8038, PLASTIC MON 7866, and HAWKMON 7974.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MARTIAN MONHUNTER (32-7865) JAMAICAN SUPERHEROES (391)
DAGON (32-7564) HELL'S HEROES (68)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

GULLFOSS (32-7650) THE VALKYRIES (548)
SNAPPER (32-7878) DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
KOALLAFIED BADA$$ (32-7919) SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)