DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/18/2018    Duedate: 05/01/2018

ARVAT ARENA

DM-32    TURN-832

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MALICE
FRIEND OR FOE? (365)
(32-4270) [11-4-1,134]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MALICE                         POSITION IS EMPTY
FRIEND OR FOE? (365)           
(32-4270) [11-4-1,134]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MONKEY WRENCH                  GRIFFU
GASTROPUB (480)                THE DELIRIUM RULES (472)
(32-6455) [22-34-1,101]        (32-6194) [9-8-1,47]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE FREE FOLK (515)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. IRON CATHEDRAL (520)        45
2. TRILLIUM 12 (519)           41      DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
3. SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)      39      Unchartered Team
4. TUCANA (518)                36
5. B.I.G. (437)                29      TRILLIUM 12 (519)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)    %1761 %1036 90 63.0   1/ 3 THE FREE FOLK (515)      10  4 0
 2/ 4*TRILLIUM 12 (519)         20  13  1 60.6   2/ 5 CON + INSULT (479)       10  5 1
 3/ 2 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)     519 375 38 58.1   3/ 8 BOOK OF THOMAS (512)     10  5 1
 4/ 3 COLLEGE RADIO (364)      130  95  3 57.8   4/ 7*TRILLIUM 12 (519)        10  5 0
 5/ 5 BOOK OF THOMAS (512)      31  24  4 56.4   5/ 6 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)     9  6 0
 6- 6 ERRATA (387)              59  50  2 54.1   6/ 1 COLLEGE RADIO (364)       8  6 0
 7/ 8 CON + INSULT (479)       114 110  8 50.9   7/ 2 THE DELIRIUM RULES (472)  8  7 0
 8/ 9 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)   425 422 21 50.2   8/ 4 FRIEND OR FOE? (365)      7  7 0
 9/ 7 FRIEND OR FOE? (365)      38  38  4 50.0   9/ 9 BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)     7  8 0
10/12 GASTROPUB (480)          212 215  9 49.6  10/13 GASTROPUB (480)           6  6 0
11/11 THE DELIRIUM RULES (472)  54  56  4 49.1  11/12*IRON CATHEDRAL (520)      6  8 0
12/10 THE FREE FOLK (515)       20  21  0 48.8  12/10*TUCANA (518)              6  9 1
13/13*TUCANA (518)              17  19  2 47.2  13/14 B.I.G. (437)              2  8 0
14/14 BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)    217 251 21 46.4  14/11 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)    2 11 0
15/16 B.I.G. (437)             171 211 14 44.8  15-16 ERRATA (387)              1  0 0
16/15 WORLD BLADES 4 (452)      19  24  0 44.2  16/17 WORLD BLADES 4 (452)      1  2 0
17/18*IRON CATHEDRAL (520)      12  17  0 41.4  17-15 DEN OF THIEVES (514)      1  6 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
18-17 DEN OF THIEVES (514)      17  27  0 38.6  18/18 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)      0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Through five turns and we have had our first big lead change!  On the strength of back 
to back strong turns Friend or Foe? managed by Mannequin has vaulted past BIG and 
Secret Squirels into first place!!!  Our former 1 and 2 teams both were blanked for 
the second consecutive turn to allow the pack to move in!

Iron Cathedral had the OOOPS! moment for the turn when he challenged out of the 
contest and ended up with a -20 point score for the turn.

Other than that, we have numerous teams in striking range of the leaders, so this 
contest is getting exciting!  Keep challenging up, everyone!

Hopefully we don't lose many of our combatants to the tournament...  I guess we all 
know by now!

                                ARVAT CONTEST TRACKER                
                
MANAGER NAME,
TEAM NAME            TOTAL TURN 1 TURN 2 TURN 3 TURN 4 TURN 5
    WARRIOR NAME

DD,
IRON CATHEDRAL         20     5     10      5      0
    SQUIRE                    5      5      0      0
    STEEL BLESSINGS           0      0      0      0
    FERROPRIEST               0      5      5      0
    IRON SENTINEL             0      0      0      0
    DESPERATION               0      0      0      0

DD,
IRON CATHEDRAL          0     5     10      5      0    -20        
  SQUIRE                      5      5      0      0      0        
  STEEL BLESSINGS             0      0      0      0      0        
  FERROPRIEST                 0      5      5      0    -20        
  IRON SENTINEL               0      0      0      0      0        
  DESPERATION                 0      0      0      0      0        
                
                
DEN 
BIG LAKE NOMADS        77    15      5     15     37     10        
  The Laceration              0      5      0      5      0        
  Len Miracletoes             0      0      0      0      0        
  The Cure                    5      0      0    10+17    5        
  Ebda Dirtynails             5      0      0      0      0        
  Mr Whipple                  5      0      5      5      5        
  Unwanted Visitor                          0      0      0        
                                         Grad+10          
                
FLOYD 
COLLEGE RADIO          99    15     29     10     25     20        
  Baby Huey                   5      0      0      0      0        
  Young Empires               0      0      0      0      0        
  Sail On                     5      0      5      0      0        
  Seven Fingers               0    10+9     5      5      5        
  Bone Machine                0      0      0      5      0        
  Stiff Arm                                 0      5      0        
                            REC+5 Grad+10 TOP+10 TOP+10        
                                                 Move+5        
                
GENTLEBEN 
SECRET SQUIRRELS      135    15     24     96      0      0        
  Semper Fidelis              5      0    10+24    0      0        
  PT Belt                     0    10+9     5      0      0        
  Knight Ops                  0      0    10+16    0      0        
  Go Go Commando              0      0    10+11    0      0        
  Bluf-y                      0      0      5      0      0        
                            POP+5 FAV+5 MOVE+5          
                            MOVE+5            
                
HOWLIN WOLF 
B.I.G.                142    53     79     10      0      0        
  Strange Form              10+14  10+23    5      0      0        
  Land Spread               10+4     5      0      0      0        
  Welch's Grape               5    10+6     0      0      0        
  No Info                     0      0      0      0      0        
  Flagrant                    0      0      5      0      0        
                            DM+10  DM+10           
                                   Move+5           
                                   Grad+10           
                
KHISANTH 
TRILLIUM 12            79    10     22     10     15     22        
  Sunshower                   0    10+7     0      0      0        
  Tiny Chicken                5      0      0      0      5        
  Trill Bomb                  5      5      5    10+0     5        
  Pow Pow                     0      0      5      0      0        
  Fort Point                                0      5    10+2        
                                                UNCH+5         
                
LA GUILLOTINE 
THE DELIRIUM RULES    114    10     15     37     24     28        
  Rage                        5      0      5      5      5        
  Moor                        0      5      0    10+4     0        
  Griffu                      0      5    10+12    5      0        
  Ugglee                      0      5      5      0    10+13        
  Sir Black Knight            5      0      5      0      0        
                
                
MANNEQUIN 
FRIEND OR FOE?        164    23     15     51     44     31        
  Malice                      5      5      0    10+19    5        
  Rocky Gibraltar             0      5      5      0      0        
  Ballistic Imp             10+3     0    10+7     0    10+6        
  Consolation                 0      0      5      0      0        
  Guile                       5      5    10+4     5      0        
                                         TOP+10  DM+10 DM+10        
                
MRM 
THE FREE FOLK         125    15     33      0     34     43        
  Wunwegwundarwun             5      0      0      5    10+13        
  Aemon Steelsong             5    10+1     0    10+4     5        
  Cyn-Sia                     0    10+7     0      0      0        
  BAE;THE BARD                5      5      0      5      5        
  Lord of Bones                                    5      0        
                                                MOVE+5 Unch +5        
                                                        Fave+5        
                
OAB 
TUCANA                 83    10     21     32      5     15        
  Delta Tucanae               0      0     10      0      5        
  Kappa Tucanae               5      5      0      0      0        
  Epsilon Tucanae             0    10+1     0      0      0        
  Alpha Tucanae               5      0    10+7     0      5        
  Zeta Tucanae                0      5      0      0      0        
  Nu Tucanae                                       5      5        
                                          Rec+5          
                
PAPAIZ 
BOOK OF THOMAS         91    20     17      5     21     28        
  Tremper Albino              0      0      5      0      5        
  Diablo Blanco              10      5      0      5      0        
  Carrot Tail                 0    -20      0      0      0        
  Mack Snow                   5    10+17    0      0    10+1        
  Rain Water                                0    10+6   10+2        
                           REC+5  REC+5           
                
SHADOW-WALKER 
DEN OF THIEVES         63    26      0     14      0     23        
  Slim Jim                    0      0      0      0    10+13        
  Switchblade                 0      0      0      0      0        
  M Bezzler                 10+5     0    10+4     0      0        
  Bladerunner               10+1     0      0      0      0        
  Vigilante                                               0        
                
                
THE DARK ONE 
DEVIL ADVOCATES        72    20     27      0      5     10        
  Bea Hemoth                  0      0      0      0      0        
  Bella Z Bubb                0      0      0      0      0        
  Tim P. Torr                 0      0      0      0      0        
  Lord Offlies                5      5      0      0      0        
  Muffy Stofeles              5    10+2     0      5      0        
                           TOP+10 TOP+10              Grad+10        

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Bella Z. Bubb, it was a pleasure meeting you last turn in the title fight. To be 
honest, I wasn't looking forward to facing someone with such a fine record in the 
arena. I would have preferred a rematch with your teammate, Bea Hemoth, even though 
her 4 kills scare the bejesus out of me.
     The tourney is over and it looks like Arvat barely earned a mention in the 
tourney newsletter. I see Ferocity of Angels of Pain had a respectable 7-3 showing in 
Challengers. My teammate, Ballistic Imp, looked like he was going to TV when he got 
off to a 7-1 start only to come up short at 7-3 (so close!). My condolences to the 
families & friends of Guile and Edgera who were carried out on their shields.

     Good luck to you all,

                                          -- Malice

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for ARVAT.  Like, COLLEGE RADIO had to be so 
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by THE FREE FOLK!  Way to go THE FREE 
FOLK!  I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings or anything, but COLLEGE RADIO really 
goofed with their 3-2-0.  The guys at BOOK OF THOMAS like really pulled together to 
get a 3-2-0 this turn, moving up by 5.  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, 
TRILLIUM 12!  'Cause they got 4-1-0 and moved up to 4th!  MVP award for SUNSHOWER?  
TRILLIUM 12's proud of it after beating BONE MACHINE and getting 18 points.  Talk 
about yer major upsets!  BONE MACHINE's match with SUNSHOWER cost it a loss of 14 
points!  The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause she's Number One!  BELLA Z. 
BUBB knows this.  She was challenged by the Duelmaster.  Don't you think the 
Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think MALICE should let BELLA Z. BUBB be Duelmaster 
for a while, without fighting about it.  I hear the top team insists all their 
warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  BIG LAKE NOMADS was ARVAT's most 
avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why CON 
+ INSULT's been avoiding BIG LAKE NOMADS so much?  Or is it just that they're too 
scared?  Like, is RAGE popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of ARVAT! 
He's got a 16-13-0, is that good?  I'm not so sure SEMPER FIDELIS knew all the facts 
when he challenged RAGE of THE DELIRIUM RULES.  I saw SEMPER FIDELIS stumbling and 
dribbling at The Warty Toad last week...  SEMPER FIDELIS was so studly out there in 
the sands!  Beating RAGE and getting 25 points.  SECRET SQUIRRELS must be proud, for 
sure!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  YOUNG EMPIRES bloodfeuded (is that a 
word?) LORD OFFLIES for revenge over some guy's bad fortune.  Was it really worth it? 
KAPPA TUCANAE really fought hard against SEVEN FINGERS.  That'll teach COLLEGE RADIO 
not to go and kill any of TUCANA's guys again, huh!  What if they had a fight and 
nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  ARVAT is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MALICE 4270                  11   4  1   134       FRIEND OR FOE? (365)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FEROCITY 6259                15   2  0   134       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 YOUNG EMPIRES 5472           23  16  0   109       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
 TWO RIVERS 6684              15  12  0   102       GASTROPUB (480)
 MONKEY WRENCH 6455           22  34  1   101       GASTROPUB (480)
 SEMPER FIDELIS 6756           6   4  0   101       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
-BRISTOL 5629                  9   3  0    95       WORLD BLADES 4 (452)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BELLA Z. BUBB 6716           15   8  0    90       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 BEA HEMOTH 6623              21  14  4    81       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 RAGE 5979                    16  13  0    79       THE DELIRIUM RULES (472)
 LORD OFFLIES 6740            13   5  3    73       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 MOOR 5978                    12  12  0    72       THE DELIRIUM RULES (472)
 TREMPER ALBINO 6760           8   3  0    68       BOOK OF THOMAS (512)
-DEVASTATION 6752              6   2  0    68       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 MUFFY STOFELES 6739          12   6  1    67       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WELCH'S GRAPE 6711            5   2  1    64       B.I.G. (437)
-HOLD 4546                    12  10  0    61       ERRATA (387)
 THE CURE 6713                13   7  0    57       BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GO GO COMMANDO 6774           5   4  0    55       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
-HALFLING 5897                 4   7  0    55       WORLD BLADES 4 (452)
 WUNWEGWUNDARWUN 6784          5   4  0    54       THE FREE FOLK (515)
 LEN MIRACLETOES 6657         12  13  2    51       BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)
 GRIFFU 6194                   9   8  1    47       THE DELIRIUM RULES (472)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TINY CHICKEN 6824             5   2  0    44       TRILLIUM 12 (519)
 TRILL BOMB 6820               5   1  0    44       TRILLIUM 12 (519)
 COUNSEL OUT 6546              8  14  1    42       CON + INSULT (479)
 PACE MANAGEMENT 6628          8   4  0    41       CON + INSULT (479)
 ALPHA TUCANAE 6809            5   2  0    40       TUCANA (518)
 LAND SPREAD 6596              8   9  0    39       B.I.G. (437)
 ROCKY GIBRALTAR 4300          7   7  0    38       FRIEND OR FOE? (365)
 SQUIRE 6838                   5   1  0    38       IRON CATHEDRAL (520)
 BALLISTIC IMP 4299            7   4  0    37       FRIEND OR FOE? (365)
 DIABLO BLANCO 6761            6   5  1    37       BOOK OF THOMAS (512)
 STIFF ARM 6849                3   1  0    37       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
 FIRESTONE PIVO 6744           8  10  0    34       GASTROPUB (480)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARROT TAIL 6763              5   7  2    33       BOOK OF THOMAS (512)
-SLIM JIM 6776                 5   5  0    33       DEN OF THIEVES (514)
 KAPPA TUCANAE 6830            4   3  1    33       TUCANA (518)
 P.T. BELT 6747                7  10  0    31       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 LONDON 5628                   4  11  0    31       WORLD BLADES 4 (452)
 AEMON STEELSONG 6825          4   2  0    30       THE FREE FOLK (515)
 SUNSHOWER 6822                3   4  0    30       TRILLIUM 12 (519)
 CONSOLATION 4304              3   5  0    30       FRIEND OR FOE? (365)
 CYN-SIA 6827                  4   1  0    29       THE FREE FOLK (515)
 UGGLEE 6832                   5   2  0    27       THE DELIRIUM RULES (472)
 MANAGING UP 6819              3   2  0    27       CON + INSULT (479)
 LEVERAGE 6851                 3   1  0    26       CON + INSULT (479)
 MR. WHIPPLE 6816              5   2  0    24       BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 URBAN ACHIEVER 6829           4   3  1    23       GASTROPUB (480)
 SEVEN FINGERS 6579            5   3  1    22       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
 DELTA TUCANAE 6812            3   4  0    22       TUCANA (518)
 STEEL BLESSINGS 6837          1   5  0    21       IRON CATHEDRAL (520)
 FERROPRIEST 6835              3   3  0    20       IRON CATHEDRAL (520)
-NIGHTMARE 5712                1   1  0    20       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 MACK SNOW 6799                5   4  0    19       BOOK OF THOMAS (512)
 IRON SENTINEL 6834            1   5  0    19       IRON CATHEDRAL (520)
 TOUCH BASE 6828               3   2  1    17       CON + INSULT (479)
 SIR BLACK KNIGHT 6808         2   6  1    17       THE DELIRIUM RULES (472)
 BLUF-Y 6805                   2   7  0    17       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 FORT POINT 6855               3   0  0    16       TRILLIUM 12 (519)
 BAE;TJE BARD 6826             4   2  0    15       THE FREE FOLK (515)
-M. BEZZLER 6815               3   4  0    15       DEN OF THIEVES (514)
 ZETA TUCANAE 6810             2   5  0    15       TUCANA (518)
 INADVERTANT KNIGHT 6865       1   0  0    13       IRON CATHEDRAL (520)
-PRESSURE 6319                 1   1  0    12       ERRATA (387)
 NO INFO 6859                  1   1  0    12       B.I.G. (437)
 BONE MACHINE 6845             3   2  0    11       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
 RAINWATER 6847                2   2  0     8       BOOK OF THOMAS (512)
 FICKLE PICKLE 6871            1   0  0     8       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
 WRENCH 6873                   1   0  0     8       TRILLIUM 12 (519)
 FLAGRANT 6842                 1   4  0     7       B.I.G. (437)
 LORD OF BONES 6856            1   2  0     5       THE FREE FOLK (515)
 UNWANTED VISITOR 6848         0   4  0     4       BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)
-VIGILANTE 6862                0   1  0     1       DEN OF THIEVES (514)
 AVENGER 6867                  0   1  0     1       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 SHREWD 6870                   0   1  0     1       FRIEND OR FOE? (365)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BAD ANGEL 6869          0  1 0 ANGELS OF PAIN 360   SPYMASTER             832  NONE
DEAD ANGEL 6868         0  1 0 ANGELS OF PAIN 360   HIGH ELF              832  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NEFARIOUS 6857          0  1 0 ANGELS OF PAIN 360   TOUCH BASE 6828       830   
EBDA DIRTYNAILS 6736    5  6 2 BIG LAKE NOMADS 397  WELCH'S GRAPE 6711    828  NONE
MANAQWEEN 6872          0  1 0 BIG LAKE NOMADS 397  DARK CHAMPION         832  NONE
THE MUSCLE 6864         0  1 0 BIG LAKE NOMADS 397  NU TUCANAE 6854       831   
SAIL ON 5841            6  6 0 COLLEGE RADIO 364    LORD OFFLIES 6740     828  JUST REVENGED
FORT POINT 6852         0  1 0 TRILLIUM 12 519      SIR BLACK KNIGHT 6808 829  JUST REVENGED
EPSILON TUCANAE 6811    2  2 0 TUCANA 518           SEVEN FINGERS 6579    829  JUST REVENGED
NU TUCANAE 6854         1  2 1 TUCANA 518           BANDIT PRINCE         832  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Darkfart -- You are having a tough contest.  This brings me a great amount of joy.  
Almost as much joy as that time I put a tack on your chair. -- Den

Floyd -- I note that many people don't talk to you.  I want to be one of those people. 
-- Den

Gentile Ben -- I feel like I am going to beat you in this contest, and at life. -- Den

Manaqueen -- With the Name-Change-O-Rama in full effect, I took the liberty of 
correcting your manager name as I have it outlined at the beginning of this very cool 
personal ad.  Enjoy. -- Den

The Dark One -- Try soap. -- Den

DM Malice -- Congrats on the defense of the throne.  I think most of us would put you 
in the Foe category, so go ahead and mark that off your questions list. -- Secret 
Squirrels

Rage -- At least you didn't kill me, I appreciate that.  I hold no ill will to you 
other than I hope you get to see your entrails moments before you die a painful death.  
Have a great day. -- Semper Fidelis

Wunwegwundarwun -- Ummmm, yeah...ok. -- P.T. Belt

Tiny Chicken -- Curse you tiny chicken!  That is all. -- BLUF-Y

It looks like the Arvat contest warriors managed to stink it up in the tournament.  
Mannequin had the most mentions in the tourney newsletter -- one dead and one 7-3.  No 
extra points though... -- Contest Management

Malice -- GET OUT!!!  Rotten tourney baby clogging up the Duelmaster slot...  Grrr... 
-- Angels and Devils

Kung Fu Master -- Now if the boss had made the contest rules include 20 points for 
beating you, we'd be in first place now... -- the Devils

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NU TUCANAE was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DEAD ANGEL was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
MANAQWEEN was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
BAD ANGEL was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
KAPPA TUCANAE defeated SEVEN FINGERS in a 1 minute brutal Bloodfeud fight.
FORT POINT slimly won victory over SIR BLACK KNIGHT in a 11 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
SEMPER FIDELIS overpowered RAGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
MALICE handily defeated BELLA Z. BUBB in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title fight.
COUNSEL OUT was viciously subdued by THE CURE in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
WELCH'S GRAPE vanquished LEN MIRACLETOES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
STIFF ARM luckily beat MANAGING UP in a 2 minute gory novice's Challenge melee.
ALPHA TUCANAE savagely defeated LAND SPREAD in a 4 minute Challenge match.
DELTA TUCANAE was bested by DIABLO BLANCO in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
MR. WHIPPLE was demolished by WUNWEGWUNDARWUN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
SQUIRE overcame LONDON in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
ROCKY GIBRALTAR was savagely defeated by GRIFFU in a 3 minute Challenge struggle.
AEMON STEELSONG was beaten by TINY CHICKEN in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SUNSHOWER devastated BONE MACHINE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BAE;TJE BARD was outlasted by UGGLEE in a tiresome 21 minute Challenge bout.
CYN-SIA beat FERROPRIEST in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
IRON SENTINEL unbelievably bested MACK SNOW in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
LORD OF BONES was overpowered by STEEL BLESSINGS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TIM P. TORR demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute uneven bout.
MONKEY WRENCH won victory over MOOR in a popular 1 minute master's fray.
YOUNG EMPIRES demolished LORD OFFLIES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TWO RIVERS vanquished BEA HEMOTH in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
TREMPER ALBINO overpowered BALLISTIC IMP in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MUFFY STOFELES slimly won victory over TRILL BOMB in a action packed 2 minute bout.
PACE MANAGEMENT savagely defeated P.T. BELT in a exciting 2 minute bloody fray.
GO GO COMMANDO viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
FIRESTONE PIVO was vanquished by CARROT TAIL in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
URBAN ACHIEVER overpowered BLUF-Y in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ZETA TUCANAE was defeated by TOUCH BASE in a 1 minute bout.
CONSOLATION overpowered RAINWATER in a 1 minute brutal uneven bout.
LEVERAGE devastated FLAGRANT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NO INFO devastated SHREWD in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
UNWANTED VISITOR was bested by WRENCH in a 1 minute beginner's bout.
INADVERTANT KNIGHT overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FICKLE PICKLE viciously subdued AVENGER in a popular 2 minute gory beginner's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      17         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   6 -  1      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         AIMED BLOW        65 -  52 -  3      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         SLASHING ATTACK   31 -  30 -  1      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         STRIKING ATTACK   58 -  57 -  4      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK    64 -  64 -  6      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       38 -  44 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     28 -  35 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  23 -  1      26  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   3 -  0      25  |

Turn 832 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  6         4  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  5     AIMED BLOW         6 - 11         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  MALICE 4270                11   4  1  134 FRIEND OR FOE? (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   YOUNG EMPIRES 5472         23  16  0  109 COLLEGE RADIO (364)
WALL OF STEEL    SEMPER FIDELIS 6756         6   4  0  101 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
AIMED BLOW       RAGE 5979                  16  13  0   79 THE DELIRIUM RULES (472)
SLASHING ATTACK  TREMPER ALBINO 6760         8   3  0   68 BOOK OF THOMAS (512)
BASHING ATTACK   STIFF ARM 6849              3   1  0   37 COLLEGE RADIO (364)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is MONKEY WRENCH 6455.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GRIFFU 6194.  The ten other most popular fighters were MUFFY STOFELES 6739, 
ALPHA TUCANAE 6809, PACE MANAGEMENT 6628, GO GO COMMANDO 6774, FICKLE PICKLE 6871, 
THE CURE 6713, WELCH'S GRAPE 6711, MANAGING UP 6819, FERROPRIEST 6835, and MALICE 
4270.

The least popular fighter this week was UGGLEE 6832.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BAE;TJE BARD 6826, FORT POINT 6855, IRON SENTINEL 6834, UNWANTED 
VISITOR 6848, SHREWD 6870, FLAGRANT 6842, RAINWATER 6847, ZETA TUCANAE 6810, BLUF-Y 
6805, and FIRESTONE PIVO 6744.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MONKEY WRENCH (32-6455) GASTROPUB (480)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TIM P. TORR (32-6637) DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)

                      SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA

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miles on a quick Metro ride from Washington, D.C.!.  It will be held at the Holiday 
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Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                                          -- RSI