DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/21/2016    Duedate: 10/04/2016

ARVAT ARENA

DM-32    TURN-791

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MARCO DEBEEST
DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
(32-6401) [14-3-1,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MARCO DEBEEST                  PINKY TOW
DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)          NO MEANING (505)
(32-6401) [14-3-1,119]         (32-6565) [2-1-1,16]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DES TROY YARR                  S.N.A.F.U.
DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)          SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
(32-6352) [13-15-0,79]         (32-6523) [8-1-0,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. B.I.G. (437)                29
2. DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)       28      DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
3. IL MALVAGIO (423)           25      Unchartered Team
4. GASTROPUB (480)             24
5. SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)      22      NO MEANING (505)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*OBSIDIAN HALL (499)        2   0  0  100   1/ 2 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)    11  4 0
 2/ 2 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)    %1636 965 81 62.9   2/ 1 DWARFED (496)             9  5 0
 3/ 3 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)     490 340 37 59.0   3/ 4 GASTROPUB (480)           9  6 0
 4- 4*ARVAT AGITATOR (503)      10   8  1 55.6   4/ 3 CON + INSULT (479)        7  4 0
 5- 5 NOTORIOUS (71)           455 405 16 52.9   5/ 6 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)    7  8 2
 6/ 6 CON + INSULT (479)        76  69  5 52.4   6/ 9 IL MALVAGIO (423)         6  5 1
 7/ 7 GASTROPUB (480)          116 111  5 51.1   7/10*NO MEANING (505)          5  9 1
 8/10 IL MALVAGIO (423)         59  59  4 50.0   8/ 5 BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)     5  9 0
 9/ 8 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)   325 329 16 49.7   9- 8*ARVAT AGITATOR (503)      3  2 0
10/ 9 DWARFED (496)             44  45  4 49.4  10-12 WEIRD STUDENTS (489)      3  7 0
11-11 WEIRD STUDENTS (489)      28  32  1 46.7  11- 7 NOTORIOUS (71)            2  3 0
12/12 BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)    142 168 13 45.8  12/11 B.I.G. (437)              2  6 0
13/13 B.I.G. (437)             124 156 10 44.3  13/14 YUPPIE HORDE (491)        2  6 0
14/15 YUPPIE HORDE (491)        14  21  1 40.0  14-15 THE MENTORS RIDE (466)    1  0 0
15-16 THE MENTORS RIDE (466)    13  20  1 39.4  15-13*OBSIDIAN HALL (499)       1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
16/14*NO MEANING (505)           5   9  1 35.7  16/16 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)      0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  ARVAT needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Too bad, DWARFED, but 
DEVIL ADVOCATES was just too good to be stopped.  I don't wanna hurt anybody's 
feelings or anything, but NOTORIOUS really goofed with their 0-0-0.  IL MALVAGIO like 
really fought hard to move up to 6th from 9th.  Way to go!  What was the name of that 
team who got 4-1-0 this turn for a total 116-111-5 you ask?  (Sure)  GASTROPUB's 
their name, and fighting's their game!  MVP award for HOPONIOUS UNION?  GASTROPUB's 
proud of him after beating KILROY and getting 23 points.  Talk about yer major 
upsets!  KILROY's match with HOPONIOUS UNION cost him a loss of 21 points!  Don't you 
think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think MARCO DEBEEST should let OPPORTUNITY 
COST be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really 
being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  SECRET 
SQUIRRELS was ARVAT's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  I don't know 
what DEVIL ADVOCATES' been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights 
from SECRET SQUIRRELS, that's fer sher.  Can CON + INSULT's COUNSEL OUT be more 
popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  Some 
fights are really unfair.  How do you think MAJ SNAFU feels about being challenged by 
SLY GRIN, 19 points above him?  I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in ARVAT.  
SLY GRIN got 2 points after beating MAJ SNAFU, 19 points below him.  People were 
asking me did S.N.A.F.U. REALLY challenge DES TROY YARR?  (all right, maybe they 
didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but DES 
TROY YARR wants me to write about it since he was defeated by S.N.A.F.U..  Satisfied? 
CLAY MEROSOLZ must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He challenged 
BUD FOX.  10 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought CLAY 
MEROSOLZ showed great skill and promise when he beat BUD FOX.  All right, so I slept 
through it!  Big deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  It was kind of sad, seeing old HURRIK HORNBEARD stumbling around the 
arena, before CPT OBVIOUS finished him off.  Oh well!  B.I.G. let SLY GRIN of BIG 
LAKE NOMADS kill THE SIX unpunished.  That's really low.  (Even if THE SIX was kind 
of a jerk...) Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARCO DEBEEST 6401           14   3  1   119       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FEROCITY 6259                14   2  0   124       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
-SPUTO 6403                   10   5  2    99       IL MALVAGIO (423)
 OPPORTUNITY COST 6285        18   9  0    93       CON + INSULT (479)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COURAGE 6353                 11   2  0    90       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 S.N.A.F.U. 6523               8   1  0    90       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 BHELDEK CASKBEARD 6424       11   7  2    82       DWARFED (496)
 BENDRAK LONGBRAID 6486        8   4  1    82       DWARFED (496)
 HOPONIOUS UNION 6481          8   4  0    80       GASTROPUB (480)
 DES TROY YARR 6352           13  15  0    79       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 ARTHUR O'SYNN 6393           11   9  1    70       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
-FEDERAL AGENT 6113           14  13  0    68       B.I.G. (437)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DOMINATION 5232              11   3  0    68       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MONKEY WRENCH 6455           10   5  1    63       GASTROPUB (480)
 DROP TOP BM 6283              6   3  0    62       B.I.G. (437)
 KILROY 6356                  13  14  0    60       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROAD TRIP 5865                5   6  0    55       THE MENTORS RIDE (466)
-PATRICK BATEMAN 6366          9   6  1    51       YUPPIE HORDE (491)
-CAREFUL CLARK 6310            8   6  0    49       WEIRD STUDENTS (489)
 RAGGUS IRONHEAD 6479          8   5  0    49       DWARFED (496)
-LPFJ2 6500                    5   4  0    46       NOTORIOUS (71)
 CPT OBVIOUS 6548              4   1  1    43       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 GERMAN PILSENER 6428         10   7  1    42       GASTROPUB (480)
 OTTER CREEK 6480              6   6  1    42       GASTROPUB (480)
-POETRY IN MOTION 6510         3   1  1    41       ARVAT AGITATOR (503)
-FINICKY FRAN 6312             7   7  0    40       WEIRD STUDENTS (489)
 LEFTY MORALES 6404            6  13  1    40       BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)
-MOODY MIKE 6309               7   7  0    38       WEIRD STUDENTS (489)
 CLAY MEROSOLZ 6543            3   2  0    34       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHOPPER 5894                  1   1  1    33       THE MENTORS RIDE (466)
-DARK DANNI 6346               4   6  0    32       WEIRD STUDENTS (489)
-KRAG IRONFIST 6552            3   1  0    32       DWARFED (496)
-SQUISHED SQUIRREL 6506        3   1  0    32       ARVAT AGITATOR (503)
 VENDERAL 6492                 5   7  0    30       BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)
 SLY GRIN 6531                 3   3  1    29       BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)
 PHIL N. AINGELLE 6544         5   2  0    28       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
-BIG LAKE GOONS 6508           3   0  0    27       ARVAT AGITATOR (503)
-HOTLINE BLING 6532            3   3  0    27       NOTORIOUS (71)
-DAYS BEFORE RODEO 6485        7   3  0    26       NOTORIOUS (71)
 CARNEFICINA 6464              4   6  1    26       IL MALVAGIO (423)
-NOT NEEDY 6323                5   5  1    25       WEIRD STUDENTS (489)
-BLOW OUT 5862                 2   3  0    25       THE MENTORS RIDE (466)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AYLN BLOODTOE 6463            4  10  0    22       BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)
 GAFFEL KOLSCH 6560            2   2  0    21       GASTROPUB (480)
-NIGHTMARE 5712                1   1  0    20       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 BUD FOX 6499                  3   3  0    16       YUPPIE HORDE (491)
 THE BIG PICTURE 6569          2   1  1    16       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 PINKY TOW 6565                2   1  1    16       NO MEANING (505)
-SHADOW DANCER 6459            2   0  0    15       OBSIDIAN HALL (499)
 IDEATE 6558                   2   1  0    13       CON + INSULT (479)
 FUNGO ATOMICO 6584            1   0  0    13       IL MALVAGIO (423)
-OZARKS 5879                   3   1  0    12       THE MENTORS RIDE (466)
-SHADOW 5878                   2   1  0     9       THE MENTORS RIDE (466)
 MAJ SNAFU 6516                0   5  0     9       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 SQUALO 6583                   1   0  0     8       IL MALVAGIO (423)
 COUNSEL OUT 6546              1   4  0     7       CON + INSULT (479)
 WHATSIN 6564                  1   2  0     6       NO MEANING (505)
 TUTTOFARE 6575                1   1  0     6       IL MALVAGIO (423)
-AQUABERRY DOLPHIN 6556        1   1  1     5       NOTORIOUS (71)
 AL PAKKA 6567                 1   2  0     5       NO MEANING (505)
 STYLE HACKER 6577             1   2  0     5       BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)
-IL DEBOLE 6507                1   2  0     5       ARVAT AGITATOR (503)
 SLANKY 6566                   0   3  0     3       NO MEANING (505)
-SERENITY NOW! 6582            0   1  0     1       YUPPIE HORDE (491)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DEAD ANGEL 6585         0  1 0 ANGELS OF PAIN 360   ARENAMISTRESS SU      791  NONE
DA1 6586                0  1 0 B.I.G. 437           DARK CHAMPION         791  NONE
DA1 6562                1  1 1 B.I.G. 437           SPYMASTER             791  NONE
DA2 6587                0  1 0 B.I.G. 437           BLACK ORC             791  NONE
THE SIX 6426            3  1 0 B.I.G. 437           SLY GRIN 6531         787  NOT REVENGED
DIFFERENTIATOR 6384     2  1 0 CON + INSULT 479     OTTER CREEK 6480      787  REVENGED
HURRIK HORNBEARD 6478   5  8 0 DWARFED 496          CPT OBVIOUS 6548      791   
TUONO 6505              1  2 0 IL MALVAGIO 423      MONKEY WRENCH 6455    788  REVENGED
SQUARE PEG 6563         1  1 0 NO MEANING 505       CARNEFICINA 6464      791   
RODEO 6484              3  5 0 NOTORIOUS 71         MARCO DEBEEST 6401    787  NOT REVENGED
JORDAN BELFORT 6571     0  1 0 YUPPIE HORDE 491     THE BIG PICTURE 6569  789   
JUSTIN BIEBER 6570      0  1 0 YUPPIE HORDE 491     BLACK ORC             791  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- Apologies for the lack of a column last turn.  I was drunk. -- Be Transparent

Blackhart -- Thanks!  -- Be Transparent

Gaffel -- I usually am a fan of Kolsh's! -- Ideate but try not to hate

Bheldek Caskbeard -- Ye've been tossed. -- Opportunity Cost

DM Marco DeBeest -- Congrats on taking the throne and for sparing the hide of my 
precious squirrel. -- Gentleben

Dwarfed -- Even though you are on top of the arena you still look like a bunch of 
dwarves. -- Secret Squirrels 

Khalhums Dwarf -- We need no more dwarves around here.  You can leave....and let the 
door hit you on the way out. -- Kilroy

Marco DeBeest -- I had high hopes for that fight....  Well played sir, you are one 
jumpy little beest. -- S.N.A.F.U.

Krag Ironfist -- I thought there would be more beer.  I fight better when there's more 
beer.  Are you sure there is no beer?  As far as dwarfs go, you suck.  Dwarves are 
supposed to have beer on hand at ALL times... sheesh. -- MAJ Snafu

Hoponious Union -- Obviously that was not a good match up for me...  Obviously. -- CPT 
Obvious 

Venderal -- I would have thought that with a venderal disease you would not have 
fought so well. -- The Big Picture 

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
JUSTIN BIEBER was put to death by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DEAD ANGEL was assassinated by ARENAMISTRESS SUGAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA2 was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
S.N.A.F.U. savagely defeated DES TROY YARR in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
LEFTY MORALES was overpowered by MONKEY WRENCH in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
SLY GRIN bested MAJ SNAFU in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
CPT OBVIOUS assassinated HURRIK HORNBEARD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
CLAY MEROSOLZ vanquished BUD FOX in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
THE BIG PICTURE vanquished COUNSEL OUT in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
PINKY TOW outlasted AYLN BLOODTOE in a 12 minute Challenge melee.
SQUARE PEG was murdered by CARNEFICINA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
SLANKY was devastated by IDEATE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
MARCO DEBEEST devastated OPPORTUNITY COST in a 1 minute mismatched Title bout.
BHELDEK CASKBEARD handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute gory uneven fight.
KILROY was devastated by HOPONIOUS UNION in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
BENDRAK LONGBRAID bested VENOMOUS GIGOLO in a 2 minute brawl.
ARTHUR O'SYNN savagely defeated RAGGUS IRONHEAD in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
GERMAN PILSENER beat VENDERAL in a 2 minute match.
OTTER CREEK was overpowered by DROP TOP BM in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PHIL N. AINGELLE devastated TUTTOFARE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GAFFEL KOLSCH viciously subdued WHATSIN in a 2 minute gruesome novice's match.
AL PAKKA was vanquished by FUNGO ATOMICO in a 1 minute gory mismatched fray.
STYLE HACKER was savagely defeated by SQUALO in a 5 minute gruesome novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         SLASHING ATTACK   43 -  36 -  2      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         STRIKING ATTACK   33 -  28 -  2      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK    51 -  45 -  3      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         AIMED BLOW        33 -  33 -  4      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  21 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  31 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  24 -  2      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  17 -  0      29  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   6 -  0      14  |

Turn 791 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  5         4  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         3 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  MARCO DEBEEST 6401         14   3  1  119 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
BASHING ATTACK   OPPORTUNITY COST 6285      18   9  0   93 CON + INSULT (479)
LUNGING ATTACK   BENDRAK LONGBRAID 6486      8   4  1   82 DWARFED (496)
PARRY-LUNGE      ARTHUR O'SYNN 6393         11   9  1   70 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
AIMED BLOW       MONKEY WRENCH 6455         10   5  1   63 GASTROPUB (480)
STRIKING ATTACK  DROP TOP BM 6283            6   3  0   62 B.I.G. (437)
TOTAL PARRY      RAGGUS IRONHEAD 6479        8   5  0   49 DWARFED (496)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DES TROY YARR 6352.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was S.N.A.F.U. 6523.  The ten other most popular fighters were ARTHUR O'SYNN 
6393, BENDRAK LONGBRAID 6486, GERMAN PILSENER 6428, SQUALO 6583, CLAY MEROSOLZ 6543, 
HOPONIOUS UNION 6481, GAFFEL KOLSCH 6560, MONKEY WRENCH 6455, BHELDEK CASKBEARD 6424, 
and DA2 6587.

The least popular fighter this week was PINKY TOW 6565.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were STYLE HACKER 6577, AYLN BLOODTOE 6463, TUTTOFARE 6575, OTTER CREEK 
6480, SLANKY 6566, HURRIK HORNBEARD 6478, MAJ SNAFU 6516, LEFTY MORALES 6404, DA1 
6586, and AL PAKKA 6567.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     SONNY TERRY (30-3912) of DELTA BLUES (374) 
                 BLOOD RED SKIES (32-5430) of CALL THE PRIEST (344) 
                         DINO ORTALANI (69-9537) of OZ (944) 
                   TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) of CALENDAR GIRLS (453) 
                ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER (82-855) of HARD LIQUOR 3 (140) 
                    FLOYD 101 (82-53144) of ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965) 
                      DOWRY WRAITH (82-50172) of 072507J (8439) 
                       CRIKEY! (82-45396) of SURPRISE! (7631) 
                  COCKROACH (82-47295) of THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946) 
                  URETHRA FRANKLIN (82-16581) of R-E-S-P-E-E (2518) 
                  SACRED DOOM (82-10660) of HAUNTED CASTLE 3 (1569) 
                      HELPER HAND (84-4344) of DOODS III (848) 
                    QUICKSILVER (84-7055) of MORE Q STUFF (1335) 
                         CRUTCH (84-15431) of OLD ONE (2726) 
              THONG RENAISSANCE (84-14786) of THE ORLANDO MOB 17 (2602) 
                    THE CREATOR (84-32899) of LOITER SQUAD (5769) 
                 THE WHITE WHALE (84-47164) of GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903) 
                     PIMPLED NINNY (84-28547) of 012112H (5057) 
                   SFC 10 (84-23902) of MEDAL OF HONOR 101 (4237) 
                    FLATLINER (84-45870) of BAD NEWS BEERS (7928) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes