DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/17/2017    Duedate: 05/30/2017

ARVAT ARENA

DM-32    TURN-808

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BABY HUEY
COLLEGE RADIO (364)
(32-5539) [22-8-2,132]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BABY HUEY                      POSITION IS EMPTY
COLLEGE RADIO (364)            
(32-5539) [22-8-2,132]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FEDERAL AGENT                  MAJ SNAFU
B.I.G. (437)                   SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
(32-6113) [19-21-0,78]         (32-6516) [10-10-1,64]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)      42
2. GASTROPUB (480)             35      DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
3. DWARFED (496)               25      Unchartered Team
4. ANGELS OF PAIN (360)        25
5. CON + INSULT (479)          20      IRON CITADEL (508)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)    %1685 998 84 62.8   1/ 1 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)   10  5 2
 2/ 2 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)     500 352 38 58.7   2/ 4 GASTROPUB (480)           9  6 1
 3/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO (364)      111  83  2 57.2   3/ 3 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)     9  6 0
 4/ 3 CON + INSULT (479)        92  85  7 52.0   4/ 2 BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)     8  7 1
 5/ 4 GASTROPUB (480)          160 152  7 51.3   5/ 7 CON + INSULT (479)        6  3 0
 6/ 5 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)   370 364 20 50.4   6/ 5 DWARFED (496)             5 10 1
 7- 6 IL MALVAGIO (423)         78  83  6 48.4   7/10 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)      3  3 0
 8/ 7 BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)    174 201 15 46.4   8- 9 APOCALYPSE (385)          2  3 0
 9- 9 APOCALYPSE (385)         144 178 10 44.7   9/ 8 B.I.G. (437)              2  7 1
10/ 8 DWARFED (496)             72  89  7 44.7  10/ 6*IRON CITADEL (508)        2 12 0
11/10 B.I.G. (437)             147 185 13 44.3  11/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO (364)       1  4 0
12/12*IRON CITADEL (508)        11  22  1 33.3  12-12 IL MALVAGIO (423)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail ARVAT!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for 
IRON CITADEL, whose 0-5-0 this turn dropped them by 4 into 10th.  ANGELS OF PAIN 
stable has parlayed this turn's 1-1-0 into a 3 space move up the rankings.  This 
brings them up to 7th place.  Good work, guys!  The CON + INSULT guild has had a 
3-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know where this kind 
of thing can lead.  And let's see, THE CURE fought PERSISTENT BEGGAR and gained 15 
points and contributed to BIG LAKE NOMADS' 3-2-0.  LEN MIRACLETOES has lost to 
REIMAGINE, falling 10 points, while helping make BIG LAKE NOMADS a 3-2-0 turn.  This 
turn LEFTY MORALES Bloodfeuded WEYERBACHER in what was ARVAT's Title bout.  Defending 
his title for another turn, LEFTY MORALES kept GASTROPUB's warrior, WEYERBACHER, from 
claiming the throne.  By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, 
cramped under the table at The Swinging Aardvark?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  SECRET SQUIRRELS has cause to 
stand tall, as they were ARVAT's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a 
team to beat.  And avoiding SECRET SQUIRRELS more than any other team we find DEVIL 
ADVOCATES.  ARVAT, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most 
challenged warrior this turn was CON + INSULT's warrior REIMAGINE.  More fighters 
challenged him than challenged the Duelmaster!   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  Whatever bright future LORD OFFLIES 
may have had, it's all history now.  The manager of DEVIL ADVOCATES has lost a 
promising 2-0-0 warrior.  Congratulations go out to CON + INSULT, with PACE 
MANAGEMENT revenging a bloodfeud against DAIN SILVERMAIL of DWARFED.  The Swinging 
Aardvark declares a free round for LEFTY MORALES and all of BIG LAKE NOMADS, for 
having revenged GASTROPUB's WEYERBACHER for killing one of their comrades.  Is it 
really true that ARVAT has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought 
I'd ask...   
     I like this place, ARVAT, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in ARVAT and I've a long 
road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in ARVAT again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BABY HUEY 5539               22   8  2   132       COLLEGE RADIO (364)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FEROCITY 6259                15   2  0   134       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 PHIL N. AINGELLE 6544        19   5  1   103       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 CLAY MEROSOLZ 6543           13   8  0    97       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 CPT OBVIOUS 6548             10  12  1    91       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 INTAIL ANNALYST 6601         10   5  0    86       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 MONKEY WRENCH 6455           17  15  1    85       GASTROPUB (480)
 GAFFEL KOLSCH 6560           12   9  0    81       GASTROPUB (480)
 RAGGUS IRONHEAD 6479         17  11  0    79       DWARFED (496)
 FEDERAL AGENT 6113           19  21  0    78       B.I.G. (437)
 YOUNG EMPIRES 5472           20  13  0    73       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
 THE LACERATION 6610           6   6  0    71       BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)
 BHELDEK CASKBEARD 6424       15  18  2    70       DWARFED (496)
-DOMINATION 5232              11   3  0    68       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-IHAO 4476                    11  14  1    66       APOCALYPSE (385)
 CATACLYSM 6608                7   2  0    66       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 MAJ SNAFU 6516               10  10  1    64       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIREWALL 6616                 8   5  0    61       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STRANGE FORM 6598             5   5  1    52       B.I.G. (437)
 BEA HEMOTH 6623               7   5  2    50       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
-CARNEFICINA 6464              7  11  1    50       IL MALVAGIO (423)
-HAMMIR 4475                  10  13  1    47       APOCALYPSE (385)
 SAIL ON 5841                  4   5  0    45       COLLEGE RADIO (364)
 WHAT'S THE SO-WHAT 6588       5   2  0    40       CON + INSULT (479)
 REIMAGINE 6559                4   1  0    40       CON + INSULT (479)
-FAMINE 4541                   9   9  1    37       APOCALYPSE (385)
 STONE KNIGHT 6660             5   2  1    37       IRON CITADEL (508)
 TWISTED KEEPER 6662           4   2  0    37       IRON CITADEL (508)
-PESTILENCE 5170               5   1  0    36       APOCALYPSE (385)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MRS SHIN CRITICAL 6639        4   3  2    33       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 WEYERBACHER 6685              2   1  1    33       GASTROPUB (480)
 TWO RIVERS 6684               3   0  0    26       GASTROPUB (480)
 COUNSEL OUT 6546              4   8  1    24       CON + INSULT (479)
 VICTORY 6651                  4   3  0    24       GASTROPUB (480)
 PACE MANAGEMENT 6628          2   0  0    24       CON + INSULT (479)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIM P. TORR 6637              4   3  0    23       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
-LAND SPREAD 6596              4   3  0    21       B.I.G. (437)
-NIGHTMARE 5712                1   1  0    20       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
-PLAGUE 5153                   2  12  1    19       APOCALYPSE (385)
 LEN MIRACLETOES 6657          4   2  0    18       BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)
 GIL LEAVEKWIK 6675            2   2  0    16       BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)
 THE CURE 6713                 1   0  0    15       BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)
 DAIN SILVERMAIL 6668          3   2  1    13       DWARFED (496)
 BAREK BLACKMAUL 6688          0   3  0     3       DWARFED (496)
 SEVEN FINGERS 6579            0   1  0     1       COLLEGE RADIO (364)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DEAD ANGEL 6705         0  1 0 ANGELS OF PAIN 360   ARENAMISTRESS SU      808  NONE
DA1 6712                0  1 0 B.I.G. 437           MOUNTAIN TROLL        808  NONE
QUESTION DESIRE 6648    1  1 1 BIG LAKE NOMADS 397  WEYERBACHER 6685      806  JUST REVENGED
HUDDLE 6578             0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 364    ARENAMISTRESS SU      808  NONE
HARD STOP 6627          0  1 0 CON + INSULT 479     DAIN SILVERMAIL 6668  807  JUST REVENGED
LORD OFFLIES 6687       2  1 0 DEVIL ADVOCATES 105  MRS SHIN CRITICA 6639 808   
BEARDLESS 6707          0  1 0 DWARFED 496          ARENAMISTRESS SU      808  NONE
DA1 6708                0  1 0 IRON CITADEL 508     WURM KIN              808  NONE
DA2 6709                0  1 0 IRON CITADEL 508     ARENAMISTRESS SU      808  NONE
DA3 6710                0  1 0 IRON CITADEL 508     STONE GOLEM           808  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Bea Hemoth -- A most enjoyable bout.... We must do tea sometime. -- MAJ Snafu
P.S. Thanks for the skillage.

Phil N. Aingelle -- Silly me, I was trying to fill in the blank.....my bad.....  And 
my shoulder still hurts you big meanie.... now I can't make those big exaggerated 
angles..... obviously. -- CPT Obvious

The Laceration -- 1 lousy skill?  That's all you have to offer?  Bleed me why don't 
ya! -- Intail Annalyst

Monkey Wrench -- You threw a monkey wrench in my plans......and no skills to 
boot.....bad monkey! -- Firewall 

DM LP Lefty Morales -- Leaving us so soon?  GOOD! HAHA, JK, good luck you ol lug -- 
Secret Squirrels

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA3 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA2 was slaughtered by ARENAMISTRESS SUGAR in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DA1 was savagely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a action packed 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BEARDLESS was assassinated by ARENAMISTRESS SUGAR in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
DEAD ANGEL was slaughtered by ARENAMISTRESS SUGAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HUDDLE was executed by ARENAMISTRESS SUGAR in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
LEFTY MORALES overpowered WEYERBACHER in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
FIREWALL won victory over STRANGE FORM in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
RAGGUS IRONHEAD defeated THE LACERATION in a action packed 4 minute Challenge duel.
INTAIL ANNALYST was defeated by PHIL N. AINGELLE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
WHAT'S THE SO-WHAT was overpowered by CATACLYSM in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BEA HEMOTH subdued STONE KNIGHT in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
REIMAGINE handily defeated LEN MIRACLETOES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BAREK BLACKMAUL was demolished by GIL LEAVEKWIK in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
PACE MANAGEMENT overcame DAIN SILVERMAIL in a 2 minute novice's Challenge conflict.
BABY HUEY vanquished GAFFEL KOLSCH in a 1 minute mismatched Title bout.
CLAY MEROSOLZ viciously subdued FEDERAL AGENT in a 2 minute bloody veteran's fray.
CPT OBVIOUS devastated YOUNG EMPIRES in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
MONKEY WRENCH overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute one-sided match.
BHELDEK CASKBEARD overpowered SAIL ON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MAJ SNAFU viciously subdued TWISTED KEEPER in a crowd pleasing 8 minute competition.
VICTORY defeated TIM P. TORR in a 2 minute duel.
COUNSEL OUT luckily beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute expert vs. beginner bout.
MRS SHIN CRITICAL butchered LORD OFFLIES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TWO RIVERS overpowered SEVEN FINGERS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
THE CURE overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  17 -  1      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  17 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   34 -  34 -  3      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  36 -  3      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  22 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        34 -  43 -  3      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  14 -  2      26  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   6 -  0      14  |

Turn 808 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  8         4  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BABY HUEY 5539             22   8  2  132 COLLEGE RADIO (364)
SLASHING ATTACK  PHIL N. AINGELLE 6544      19   5  1  103 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
PARRY-LUNGE      CLAY MEROSOLZ 6543         13   8  0   97 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
AIMED BLOW       INTAIL ANNALYST 6601       10   5  0   86 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
TOTAL PARRY      RAGGUS IRONHEAD 6479       17  11  0   79 DWARFED (496)
LUNGING ATTACK   YOUNG EMPIRES 5472         20  13  0   73 COLLEGE RADIO (364)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CATACLYSM 6608              7   2  0   66 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
WALL OF STEEL    FIREWALL 6616               8   5  0   61 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
BASHING ATTACK   WHAT'S THE SO-WHAT 6588     5   2  0   40 CON + INSULT (479)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FEDERAL AGENT 6113.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DA3 6710.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAJ SNAFU 6516, THE 
LACERATION 6610, STRANGE FORM 6598, PHIL N. AINGELLE 6544, DA1 6712, BEA HEMOTH 6623, 
CLAY MEROSOLZ 6543, CPT OBVIOUS 6548, MONKEY WRENCH 6455, and FIREWALL 6616.

The least popular fighter this week was SEVEN FINGERS 6579.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LORD OFFLIES 6687, COUNSEL OUT 6546, TWISTED KEEPER 6662, SAIL 
ON 5841, GAFFEL KOLSCH 6560, LEN MIRACLETOES 6657, WEYERBACHER 6685, HUDDLE 6578, 
DEAD ANGEL 6705, and DA1 6708.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LEFTY MORALES (32-6404) BIG LAKE NOMADS (397)