DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/22/2014    Duedate: 11/04/2014

ARVAT ARENA

DM-32    TURN-744

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NOT FOR HIRE
OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
(32-5715) [23-14-0,133]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NOT FOR HIRE                   POSITION IS EMPTY
OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)           
(32-5715) [23-14-0,133]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GROUND CHUCK                   GROUND CHUCK
THE WALKING DEAD (439)         THE WALKING DEAD (439)
(32-5776) [19-24-1,98]         (32-5776) [19-24-1,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)     41
2. NOTORIOUS (71)              29      ERRATA (387)
3. OLD GEEZERS (473)           29      Unchartered Team
4. YOUNG STUDS (476)           24
5. OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)        22      GASTROPUB (480)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 ERRATA (387)              42  22  2 65.6   1/ 3 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)     9  3 0
 2/ 1*GASTROPUB (480)           11   6  0 64.7   2/ 2*GASTROPUB (480)           9  6 0
 3/ 2 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)    %1512 877 72 63.3   3/ 1 OLD GEEZERS (473)         8  7 0
 4/ 3 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)     446 302 34 59.6   4/ 4 OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)      6  1 0
 5/ 0 NOTORIOUS (71)           424 367 15 53.6   5/ 5 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)    6  9 0
 6/ 4 OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)      94  91  3 50.8   6/ 6 THE WALKING DEAD (439)    5  8 1
 7/ 5 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)  110 115  2 48.9   7/ 8 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)   5  8 0
 8/ 6 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)   203 227 10 47.2   8/ 7 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)      4  1 0
 9/ 7 B.I.G. (437)              83  99  6 45.6   9/ 0 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)     3  2 0
10/11 OLD GEEZERS (473)         32  42  0 43.2  10/ 9*YOUNG STUDS (476)         3 12 0
11/ 0 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)    142 192 13 42.5  11/ 0 ERRATA (387)              1  1 0
12/10 THE WALKING DEAD (439)   158 215 12 42.4  12/ 0 NOTORIOUS (71)            1  2 0
13/13*YOUNG STUDS (476)          5  30  0 14.3  13/10 B.I.G. (437)              1  4 0
14/12*IT'S GOOD TO BE... (470)   1   6  0 14.3  14/11*IT'S GOOD TO BE... (470)  0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of ARVAT.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give 
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  OLD GEEZERS?  Who?  
DEVIL ADVOCATES is the top team these days, buddies!  Practice pays for WHEELCHAIR, 
who pummelled PERDITION, to pocket 16 points.  A certain someone should cut down on 
the drinking and practice more, after losing 13 points to TENACIOUS D.  (Discrete 
enough, SLUETHY LU?) Like a flirtacious debutante, ARVAT's Duelmaster NOT FOR HIRE 
found himself the man of the hour, being "invited to dance" 4 times!  Those who hoped 
for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by MAID IN A LAB, of SECRET SQUIRRELS, who 
despite a 14-14-0 couldn't overcome ARVAT's Number 1.  So who was the warrior seen 
charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic 
problem...   
     And how sociable are ARVAT's warriors?  Come, let us see.  To quell some nasty 
rumors, the guys in SECRET SQUIRRELS are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No 
need to avoid 'em.  Like a pup with its tail between its legs, DEVIL ADVOCATES 
scurried away from SECRET SQUIRRELS.  Oh, the shame!  Do my ears deceive me?  THE 
KING (outclassed by 26 points) TV challenged THE SEAL, in what promises to be a 
fight.(!) Soopreyes, soopreyes!  THE KING emerges from the fray 4 points the richer.  
Good show, THE KING!  Call 'im brash!  Call 'im brassy!  Call 'im brave!  Call 'im 
sassy!  NYDMOR WYNZE will face GROUND CHUCK, up by 26.  Aaaah, just call 'im dead 
meat.  Fixed fights?  Paybacks?  Blind luck?  Whatever, NYDMOR WYNZE challenged 
GROUND CHUCK, NYDMOR WYNZE the underdog by 26 points.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Word has it SECRET SQUIRRELS is planning on terminating more BUFFY'S DINER 
members, if they have so little to fear from revenge...  Ask not for whom the sword 
slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in ARVAT is the highlight of my life.  My fingers tire 
and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable 
character.  ARVAT, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The 
Swinging Aardvark.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT FOR HIRE 5715            23  14  0   133       OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEVLIN DE TALIS 5913         17   9  1   109       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 NYDMOR WYNZE 5871            19   5  1   103       OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
 GROUND CHUCK 5776            19  24  1    98       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
 COFFEE 4637                  12   6  1    97       ERRATA (387)
 TENACIOUS D 6086             12  11  0    97       STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)
 AKA 5808                     20  16  1    95       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 ALL GUNS BLAZING 5404        10   7  0    93       NOTORIOUS (71)
 ITEM 4794                    14   7  0    92       ERRATA (387)
 DISEMBOWELED DORA 5679       19  32  2    91       THE WALKING DEAD (439)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAID IN A LAB 5888           14  14  0    90       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
 SLUETHY LU 5884              12  18  1    87       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
-160 SWIFTLY 5778             19  16  0    83       B.I.G. (437)
-VENEER 4549                   7   2  1    79       ERRATA (387)
 LITTLE DRAGON 6087           15  14  0    75       STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (477)
-DOMINATION 5232              11   3  0    68       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SKINNY PETE 5951              8   5  1    65       OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
 A. POLLY YONN 6048            8   4  0    60       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 WHEELCHAIR 6060               7   4  0    60       OLD GEEZERS (473)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COE RUPTOR 6047               9   3  0    55       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 THE SEAL 6059                 7   5  1    55       SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
-HOLD 4546                     8   3  0    48       ERRATA (387)
 PERDITION 6107                5   1  0    37       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 G. RAY HAHN 6110              5   2  0    36       DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
 CHICKEN SKIN 5947             5   5  0    36       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE WHIT 6148                 4   0  0    31       GASTROPUB (480)
 THE KING 5968                 1   5  0    31       IT'S GOOD TO BE... (470)
 ARTHRITIS 6078                5   3  0    30       OLD GEEZERS (473)
 AQUARIUM HEAD HERB 6132       4   2  0    29       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
 BLOATED BARBARA 6044          7   6  1    28       THE WALKING DEAD (439)
 #CANTTOUCHTHIS 6019           2   6  0    28       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
 FALSE TEETH 6079              6   2  0    26       OLD GEEZERS (473)
 REGULAR EXERCISE 6156         3   1  0    25       YOUNG STUDS (476)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEST SUBJECT: 1B 6118         2   2  1    23       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
 FLATULENCE 6051               5   6  0    22       OLD GEEZERS (473)
 STEEL GARTEN 6150             3   1  0    21       GASTROPUB (480)
 LAGER 6146                    3   0  0    21       GASTROPUB (480)
-NIGHTMARE 5712                1   1  0    20       ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
 ME SLICE YOU 6117             2   2  1    19       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
 FEDERAL AGENT 6113            2   2  0    13       B.I.G. (437)
 EINEN BIER 6176               1   1  0    12       GASTROPUB (480)
 HEARING AID 6125              2   4  0    10       OLD GEEZERS (473)
-BAXTER 4548                   1   1  0     8       ERRATA (387)
 SIR PSYCHO SEXY 5943          0   1  0     7       NOTORIOUS (71)
 HEFEWEISEN 6149               0   3  0     3       GASTROPUB (480)
 REJECTION 6178                0   1  0     1       DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
-FLAGRANT 6170                 0   1  0     1       B.I.G. (437)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TOM CRUISE 5964         0  1 0 IT'S GOOD TO BE. 470 BANDIT PRINCE         744  NONE
GAGA #7 5955            0  1 0 NOTORIOUS 71         ARENAMISTRESS SU      744  NONE
IGNOMINIOUS 6177        0  1 0 STRAGETY, DAMMIT 477 ARENAMISTRESS SU      744  NONE
MURDER BY NUMBER 6099  20 23 0 STRAGETY, DAMMIT 477 GROUND CHUCK 5776     743   
PYROMANIAC 6135         2  3 0 STRAGETY, DAMMIT 477 HIGH ELF              744  NONE
BALANCED DIET 6157      0  4 0 YOUNG STUDS 476      SPYMASTER             744  NONE
MAX POWER 6159          0  4 0 YOUNG STUDS 476      HIGH ELF              744  NONE
PROPER POSTURE 6160     0  4 0 YOUNG STUDS 476      HIGH ELF              744  NONE
ROCK STRONGO 6158       0  4 0 YOUNG STUDS 476      STONE GOLEM           744  NONE
SPRING CHICKEN 6080     1  2 0 YOUNG STUDS 476      TEST SUBJECT: 1B 6118 740  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ground Chuck -- You dirty dog!  May the zombie corpse of Murder By Numbers return to
avenge his own death.  (Actually, that would be kind of cool). -- Stragetizer

     I believe it did happen at least once, but it was so long ago I don't remember
     any details.  But, yes, it was cool.

Ungnome Soldier -- Fare thee well on the Isle. -- Tenacious D

Beaten by a stand in.  Oh, the disgrace! -- Little Dragon

Perfect Posture -- You were my last hurrah!  Bruce says I'm cursed or something.  I
don't really get it, but I do know that I'm just one more victory away from freedom.
Shewish Giant, here I come! -- Pyromaniac

Young Studs -- I admire your ability to develop a plan and remain committed to it's
execution, even in the face of adversity.  Respect! -- Stragetizer

Gentle Ben -- *Bows* thank you for the kind words. -- Lord Protector Kid Dynamite

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BALANCED DIET was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PROPER POSTURE was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
PYROMANIAC was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
MAX POWER was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ROCK STRONGO was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena contest.
IGNOMINIOUS was assassinated by ARENAMISTRESS SUGAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
TOM CRUISE was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
GAGA #7 was assassinated by ARENAMISTRESS SUGAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
THE KING was bested by THE SEAL in a 2 minute gory Challenge competition.
BLASPHEMY handily defeated UNGNOME SOLDIER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
NYDMOR WYNZE unbelievably bested GROUND CHUCK in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
AKA defeated DISEMBOWELED DORA in a action packed 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
PERDITION was overpowered by WHEELCHAIR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FLATULENCE was luckily beaten by AQUARIUM HEAD HERB in a 3 minute competition.
ARTHRITIS bested STEEL GARTEN in a exciting 4 minute Challenge battle.
NOT FOR HIRE devastated MAID IN A LAB in a 3 minute mismatched Title bout.
SLUETHY LU lost to TENACIOUS D in a action packed 1 minute master's bout.
DEVLIN DE TALIS overcame COFFEE in a 2 minute master's bout.
ITEM devastated VENOMOUS GIGOLO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ALL GUNS BLAZING demolished COE RUPTOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
A. POLLY YONN was savagely defeated by LITTLE DRAGON in a 3 minute fight.
BLOATED BARBARA was bested by CHICKEN SKIN in a popular 4 minute bout.
#CANTTOUCHTHIS lost to G. RAY HAHN in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
THE WHIT vanquished HEARING AID in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
FALSE TEETH narrowly defeated EINEN BIER in a popular 4 minute gory match.
LAGER vanquished REJECTION in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ME SLICE YOU slimly won victory over HEFEWEISEN in a 2 minute brutal novice's fight.
FEDERAL AGENT was viciously subdued by REGULAR EXERCISE in a 7 minute beginner's bout.
TEST SUBJECT: 1B handily defeated SIR PSYCHO SEXY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         TOTAL PARRY       24 -  17 -  1      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         LUNGING ATTACK    47 -  42 -  3      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        32 -  31 -  1      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         WALL OF STEEL     35 -  40 -  0      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -  33 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  31 -  3      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  30 -  1      25  |

Turn 744 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        4 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  4         3  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         4 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  9         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      NOT FOR HIRE 5715          23  14  0  133 OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)
WALL OF STEEL    DEVLIN DE TALIS 5913       17   9  1  109 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
LUNGING ATTACK   COFFEE 4637                12   6  1   97 ERRATA (387)
BASHING ATTACK   AKA 5808                   20  16  1   95 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
AIMED BLOW       ALL GUNS BLAZING 5404      10   7  0   93 NOTORIOUS (71)
SLASHING ATTACK  G. RAY HAHN 6110            5   2  0   36 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GROUND CHUCK 5776.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GROUND CHUCK 5776.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAID IN A LAB 
5888, LITTLE DRAGON 6087, EINEN BIER 6176, FLATULENCE 6051, STEEL GARTEN 6150, NOT 
FOR HIRE 5715, #CANTTOUCHTHIS 6019, FEDERAL AGENT 6113, AKA 5808, and BLOATED BARBARA 
6044.

The least popular fighter this week was SIR PSYCHO SEXY 5943.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were REJECTION 6178, HEARING AID 6125, COE RUPTOR 6047, PERDITION 
6107, DISEMBOWELED DORA 5679, GAGA #7 5955, TOM CRUISE 5964, IGNOMINIOUS 6177, MAX 
POWER 6159, and PROPER POSTURE 6160.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

NOT FOR HIRE (32-5715) OTTOMAN EMPIRE (456)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BLASPHEMY (32-5332) ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
UNGNOME SOLDIER (32-5933) SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)