DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/28/2016    Duedate: 02/10/2016

NIATOLI ISLAND ARENA

DM-33    TURN-774

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JUNEAU
RAVAGING LORDS (44)
(33-7787) [13-16-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE MURDERER                   COLOGNE
DEATH PENALTY (606)            WORLD BLADES 5 (645)
(33-7421) [15-6-1,129]         (33-7876) [7-1-2,72]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OMAHA                          MAULMAN MAX
RAVAGING LORDS (44)            THE ILLEARTH (265)
(33-7786) [12-17-1,96]         (33-8251) [16-18-2,68]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEMONSPAWN (194)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BAD BREAD (95)              48
2. THE APOSTLES (133)          41      BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
3. OBSIDIAN HALL (192)         38      Unchartered Team
4. BRASH BROS XMAS (662)       37
5. DEMONSPAWN (194)            33      THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)    10   5  0 66.7   1/ 4 DEMONSPAWN (194)         10  5 0
 2/ 3*WORLD BLADES 5 (645)       8   5  2 61.5   2/11 BAD BREAD (95)            8  2 0
 3- 2*WEIRD STUDENTS (671)      20  14  0 58.8   3/ 2 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORD (667)  8  7 2
 4/ 5 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     92  79  7 53.8   4/ 1 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     8  7 1
 5/ 7 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)      517 457 36 53.1   5/ 6*THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)    7  3 0
 6/ 6 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORD (667)  55  50  6 52.4   6/ 7 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     7  5 0
 7/ 0 DEATH PENALTY (606)       70  66  8 51.5   7/ 8 NYE MAULERS (269)         7  8 1
 8/ 9 BAD COMPANY (145)        360 349 40 50.8   8/15 XXX BANDITS (614)         6  8 1
 9/ 8 RAVAGING LORDS (44)      387 376 33 50.7   9/ 3*LUDUS TYRANNUS (679)      6  9 0
10/10 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)    720 705 63 50.5  10/ 5 BAD COMPANY (145)         5  4 0
11/12 BAD BREAD (95)           259 268 20 49.1  11/12 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       5  5 0
12-11 CRIMSON SLASH (673)       91  95  7 48.9  12/ 9 RAVAGING LORDS (44)       5  8 0
13/13 DEMONSPAWN (194)         362 384 19 48.5  13/10 THE ILLEARTH (265)        5 10 0
14/ 0 ONE DEEP (669)            11  12  0 47.8  14/14*WORLD BLADES 5 (645)      4  1 1
15/14 THE ILLEARTH (265)       231 279 21 45.3  15/18 THE APOSTLES (133)        4  4 1
16/15 XXX BANDITS (614)        111 141  7 44.0  16/13 THE DEMONIC PICKLE (674)  3 12 1
17/16 NYE MAULERS (269)        197 289 34 40.5  17/ 0 ONE DEEP (669)            1  1 0
18/ 4*LUDUS TYRANNUS (679)       8  12  0 40.0  18/ 0 DEATH PENALTY (606)       1  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17 THE APOSTLES (133)       171 257 21 40.0  19-16*AA ASSASSINS (675)        1  6 0
20/18 THE DEMONIC PICKLE (674)  14  35  1 28.6  20/ 0*THE MEANIES (680)         0  4 0
21-19*AA ASSASSINS (675)         3   9  1 25.0  21-19*MAGUS MAJESTATIS (587)    0  3 0
22-20*MAGUS MAJESTATIS (587)     1   6  1 14.3  22-17*WEIRD STUDENTS (671)      0  1 0
23/ 0*THE MEANIES (680)          0   4  0  0.0  23-20 CRIMSON SLASH (673)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out NIATOLI ISLAND 
to see what's new.  Too bad, BIG LAKE BANDITS, but DEMONSPAWN was just too good to be 
stopped.  Uncool, LUDUS TYRANNUS.  I mean 0-5-0 is bad.  Will they will be allowed to 
fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  BAD BREAD like really fought hard to 
move up to 2nd from 11th.  Way to go!  One team deserves special mention 'cause they 
moved up 3 after going 4-1-1.  Keep it up, THE APOSTLES!  MVP award for CUT DROOL?  
DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS' proud of him after beating SKELETOR and getting 21 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  RHASKOS got smashed by DREAM SMASHER, and lost 14 points! 
Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must be the most popular guy in all NIATOLI ISLAND.  He 
got the most challenges.  (But what about proposals?) The Duelmaster isn't going to 
stop just cause he's Number One!  HUMAN DEVOLUTION knows this.  He was Bloodfeuded by 
the Duelmaster.  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think JUNEAU 
should let HUMAN DEVOLUTION be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  I 
hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want 
photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of BIG LAKE BANDITS must be getting 
lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  
Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are DEMONSPAWN?  BIG LAKE BANDITS, an easy team to beat 
if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  For sure, I was holding 
my breath when I found out LAUGHING PRINCE challenged LIL DENNY.  After all, haven't 
BAD COMPANY and DEMONSPAWN had a long standing duel in NIATOLI ISLAND?  It wasn't a 
spectacular fight, or anything, but LIL DENNY wants me to write about it since he won 
victory over LAUGHING PRINCE.  Satisfied?  SALTY MCCRACKEN must not be a good enough 
fighter to get in fair fights.  He challenged FOR THE FOR.  13 is a big difference.  
(Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought SALTY MCCRACKEN showed great skill and 
promise when he bested FOR THE FOR.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All NIATOLI ISLAND ever talks about is 
fighting!  Me, I'm more laid back.  What a bummer!  SKELETOR got wasted by CUT DROOL! 
But with a 7-7-0, I guess XXX BANDITS aren't too bummed.  What a bunch of heartless!  
I couldn't believe how many people were snickering when DISCO STICK killed CRYSTAL 
RAM.  So he had a 11-10-0, that's no excuse!  JUNEAU bloodfeuded (is that a word?) 
HUMAN DEVOLUTION for revenge over some guy's bad fortune.  Was it really worth it?  
Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or 
have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JUNEAU 7787                  13  16  0   111       RAVAGING LORDS (44)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE MURDERER 7421            15   6  1   129       DEATH PENALTY (606)
 OG 8173                      20  15  1   112       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 SALACIOUS CRUMB 8394          9   2  0   108       BAD BREAD (95)
 CUT DROOL 8343               13   8  4   107       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 2LIVE CROUTON 7893           14   7  0   102       BAD BREAD (95)
 THE INTEROGATOR 8244         18  18  1    97       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 OMAHA 7786                   12  17  1    96       RAVAGING LORDS (44)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAGGER DALE 8313             17   9  0    91       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOV UHRHAMMER 8324           16  13  0    89       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 HYDRYK 8300                  16  14  2    86       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 TICKLES MALLOY 8425          10   5  0    84       BAD COMPANY (145)
 PUT LIGHTS UP 8222           18  20  1    83       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 RETURNS 8223                 19  15  1    74       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 GAUCHE BRIOCHE 7935           8   7  0    74       BAD BREAD (95)
 BEDAZZLER 8381               14   5  0    73       XXX BANDITS (614)
 SLUDGE OOZE 8344             14   7  0    73       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 COLOGNE 7876                  7   1  2    72       WORLD BLADES 5 (645)
 AAGRIVATOR 8248              16   9  0    71       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 TACOMA 7785                  16  13  1    70       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 MAULMAN MAX 8251             16  18  2    68       THE ILLEARTH (265)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WICKED LESTAR 8407            5  14  3    66       NYE MAULERS (269)
 DISCO STICK 8413              9   3  1    60       XXX BANDITS (614)
 KLAANG 8490                   7   4  1    60       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 LIL DENNY 8272               13   6  0    57       DEMONSPAWN (194)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUMAN DEVOLUTION 8415         7   8  1    56       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 HELL RAZOR 8374               7   5  0    56       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 LACY 8360                     8   5  0    55       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 THE UNSHIRTED 8471            8   6  1    52       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
-BOLD BRIAN 8388               6   2  0    49       WEIRD STUDENTS (671)
 BIG ARM BILL 8391            11  12  1    46       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 I AM EXTINCTION 8506          6   4  1    45       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 FRUIT CAKE 8537               6   2  0    39       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 LAUGHING PRINCE 8533          3   2  0    39       BAD COMPANY (145)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KYMZO KAKASHI 8365            4   2  0    33       ONE DEEP (669)
 ZWEIBACK 8417                 7   2  0    32       BAD BREAD (95)
-JOLLY JAN 8385                3   3  0    28       WEIRD STUDENTS (671)
 ZAEBOS 8548                   1   3  1    28       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
-GUTSY GABE 8387               4   1  0    25       WEIRD STUDENTS (671)
 LAURI THE TRAMP 8171          2   5  0    25       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 DREAM SMASHER 8543            2   2  0    25       BAD COMPANY (145)
 TRINITY 8505                  1   4  0    25       THE APOSTLES (133)
 THE IC TULIP 8538             7   1  0    24       NYE MAULERS (269)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PERKY PATRICIA 8389           4   2  0    22       WEIRD STUDENTS (671)
 BAD BLAKE 8483                3   7  1    21       NYE MAULERS (269)
 ERMAC 8361                    3   3  0    21       ONE DEEP (669)
 SELF LOATHING 8568            2   1  0    21       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 IBWA 8499                     5   5  0    20       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
-ROHNERT 7070                  1   3  1    20       MAGUS MAJESTATIS (587)
 LEPER MESSIAH 8607            1   0  0    20       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 SALTY MCCRACKEN 8542          5   0  0    19       BAD COMPANY (145)
 ABADDON 8501                  3   7  0    19       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 YOUR(E)DUM 8564               3   0  0    19       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 DEN MOTHER 8590               2   0  0    18       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 TEMPER SMILES 8575            3   1  0    17       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 ODIOUS OBJECTIVE 8551         1   3  0    17       BAD COMPANY (145)
-GIMMICK 8513                  2   0  1    14       AA ASSASSINS (675)
 FATSO 8567                    2   1  0    14       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 CENTURION 8550                2   2  0    14       XXX BANDITS (614)
 BELLE DEATHRINGER 8601        1   0  0    14       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 DOG GOT THE TURKEY 8589       1   0  0    13       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RHASKOS 8573                  2   2  0    11       LUDUS TYRANNUS (679)
 PETE 8597                     1   0  1    11       THE APOSTLES (133)
 EVICTION 8608                 1   0  0    11       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 SHOPPING FRENZY 8569          1   0  0    11       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 ATROX 8598                    1   0  0    11       XXX BANDITS (614)
 ARKADIOS 8574                 3   1  0    10       LUDUS TYRANNUS (679)
 SHYMMYR 8558                  1   0  0    10       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
-OSLO 7875                     1   0  0    10       WORLD BLADES 5 (645)
 HOLY MOLEY 8604               1   0  0    10       THE APOSTLES (133)
-WHIPPERSNAPPER 8509           1   0  0     9       AA ASSASSINS (675)
 ZEPHYROS 8570                 2   2  0     8       LUDUS TYRANNUS (679)
 DURO 8572                     1   3  0     8       LUDUS TYRANNUS (679)
 WASTING DISEASE 8526          0   2  0     8       DEATH PENALTY (606)
 THE IC CLUNKER 8610           1   0  0     7       NYE MAULERS (269)
 STITT 8582                    0   1  0     7       THE MEANIES (680)
 FOR THE FOR 8565              1   2  0     6       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 JEZEBEL 8576                  1   0  0     6       THE APOSTLES (133)
 NIYTOLE KNIGHT 8605           1   0  0     5       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 SWINNEY 8583                  0   1  0     5       THE MEANIES (680)
 HOWELL III 8581               0   1  0     5       THE MEANIES (680)
 FRASER 8579                   0   1  0     5       THE MEANIES (680)
 LION'S DEN 8535               1   1  0     4       DEATH PENALTY (606)
 AGRON 8571                    0   4  0     4       LUDUS TYRANNUS (679)
 ALOCER 8584                   0   3  0     3       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 NICE TRY! 8606                0   1  0     1       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 SOLOMON 8577                  0   1  0     1       THE APOSTLES (133)
 RISEN ZOMBIE 8552             0   1  0     1       DEATH PENALTY (606)
 SHAX 8613                     0   1  0     1       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
COLLAPSED 8609          0  1 0 BAD BREAD 95         BLACK ORC             774  NONE
CLEAN UP 8225          18 16 1 BRASH BROS XMAS 662  WICKED LESTAR 8407    770  JUST REVENGED
HAYMAKER 8528           2  2 0 DEATH PENALTY 606    ARENAMASTER KAGH      774  NONE
CRYSTAL RAM 8348       11 10 0 DYSTOPIAN OVERLO 667 DISCO STICK 8413      774   
BRAXIS 8611             0  1 0 NYE MAULERS 269      PETE 8597             774   
LEGS 8555               0  2 0 RAVAGING LORDS 44    HUMAN DEVOLUTION 8415 771  JUST REVENGED
YOUR(E)DUMMER 8612      0  1 0 RAVAGING LORDS 44    BLACK ORC             774  NONE
ACELDAMA 8459           4  6 0 THE APOSTLES 133     COLOGNE 7876          772   
BIG POND PUNDIT 8566    0  1 0 THE SNAPPERHEADS 678 GIMMICK 8513          771   
MAGICALLY MAN 8386      3  6 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 671   THE UNSHIRTED 8471    772   
MAGNETO 8523            0  3 0 XXX BANDITS 614      I AM EXTINCTION 8506  773   
SKELETOR 8444           7  7 0 XXX BANDITS 614      CUT DROOL 8343        774   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Crambus -- Glorious, glorious kill!!!  Enjoyed it thoroughly. -- General Bashur

Commission -- Your reliance on a schizophrenic computer is upsetting.  Where are my 
ads, spotlight, and column from last turn!?!? -- Bashur

     Send us your receipts and we'll look into it.  Did you write DM 33 at the top? -- Ed.

XXX Bandits -- Looks like I did you a favor dispatching that waste of skin Magneto.  
Hopefully you send that skinny lunger Skeletor after me.  I eagerly await to spill his 
entrails across the sands. -- I Am Extinction

Maulman Max -- You're pathetic.  It's really not your fault though.  You're just a 
product of your environment.  Surrounded by inept teammates, managed by an incompetent 
manager, and part of an alliance whose deviant exploits even makes NAMBLA cringe. -- 
Var

     You're = you are, like "You're pathetic."
     Your = it belongs to you, like "your fault" or "your environment."
     C'mon, guys.  English matters.  I expect better of you. -- Ed 

General Bashur -- As expected your reign on the throne lasted but a turn.  That is 
quite an accomplishment for you and a blessing for the rest of us in this arena.  I'd 
rather watch that behemoth Crambus stuff the gaping, gelatinous abyss he calls a 
mouth, with fried delicacies than have to listen to you blather about inconsequential 
drivel. -- Var

Bashur -- Interesting spotlight.  So, what you're saying is, you would like me to 
design and run even worse warriors than the garbage I currently run and down challenge 
further and more frequently? -- Bill

DD -- All in good time shall my plans be revealed. -- Odious Objective

Mannequeen -- Hopefully your warriors piled up enough tourney skills for you to have 
the nads to mix it up with our arena trash.  My, my you are an impressive manager. -- 
Bill

To those that are curious -- Blacktooth Grim (17-14-3) 9-9-10-17-11-11-17, PS.  
Norm/good.  AE init, Ex att, AE par, Ex def, AE dec.  Got the BA, favors vl/l.  
General Brash, you are correct, retardedment is in order.  I don't fight in ADM, atm, 
mostly cause I don't think I can afford it (until I get truck paid off, or I get a six 
figure income).  Many times I thought of sending him to the DA, but I'm also just 
trying to win with the crap roll-ups the commission usually sends me.  Hopefully, my 3 
recruits fare better in the coming weeks. -- Philthball, mgr of The Illearth and Ninja 
in Command of the Allied Axis

All -- Had a great time at the FTF!  Great seeing you all! -- Spirit
P.S. Now back to the Isle!

Whoever wrote all those insults last turn really should have signed them.  Some of 
them were pretty good.  We could've done without the brown nosing of Den, though.  Get 
a better hero! -- Spirit

I see my soul was sent to the DA last turn.  Can't remember why I did that. lol -- 
Spirit

The Unshirted -- You really should wear something into the arena.  You might catch a 
cold. -- AAgrivator

Bad Blake -- You should change your name to Bad Blade.  It's more fitting! -- Lucy

Put Lights Up -- Guess it's time to take them down! -- Og

Gauche Brioche -- That was a Kneedless beating I took!  Get yourself back into the 
kitchen! -- Lil Denny

The PuppetMaster -- RIP. -- Spirit

Bashur -- Um, I didn't expect that outcome. -- Crambus

Darkfart -- You claim yourself a champion at everything you do, my question is what 
are you actually the best at?  Hungry Hungry Hippos?... air-guitar?... cross-dressing?  
As long as you're convinced your knowledge far exceeds anyone else's in this game, 
tell me one thing, how were my 2 challenges on you considered DC's?  I know I've asked 
once or twice before, but you seem to have a Master rating in dodging.  Had you not 
been so pig-headed you would've had the chance to kill Bad Blake.  We still have a 
balance on the DC points I owe you, my tourney sandbagging little buddy. -- Crambus

The Snapperheads -- What is the cowering manager's name of this team who names his 
warrior after my mom?  Your warriors will be slaughtered. -- Crambus, Den's angry 
little brother

Well that was embarrassing! -- Dagger Dale

Interesting, ummm, team spotlight?  Looks like whoever was offering up suggestions to 
other managers needs to learn how to submit ads! -- DD

Bashur -- I would like to even see something close in rollups to have an aimed blow! 
-- Chad

Phil -- The RUG's hate us both! -- Chad

DD -- I have opened many "boxes" and tasted the sweet nectar from the temptress' 
chalice, and given freely, unlike yourself who needs to don a ski mask, wedge open a 
window, and take it by force... -- Chad

Crambus -- TC Tulip wins the Scum TP award.  Congrats on being able to put tanks and 
scums together and maintain your w-l%. -- Chad

Crambus -- Never under DD.  Just getting rid of junk rollups.  Still shaking cobwebs. 
-- Chad

Deeders -- Please don't tell me you suffer from Darkfart disease (go quiet when your 
record dips). -- G. Bashur

Darkfart -- Poor soul!?!  For making a challenge to the harder opponents rather than 
take advantage of a manager running a loser Piker?!?  Nothing poor about that.  I 
regret nothing!  In fact, I found the entire scenario most entertaining! -- Bashur

Mannequin -- Really?!?  3 Dark Arenas and NO regular fights?  Your cowardice truly 
knows no bounds -- General Bashur

Commission -- Not only do you print my stuff a turn late, you cut it off in the middle 
of sentences.  Thanks so much! -- Bashur

     General Bashur -- If you don't send your stuff in plain text (if it's in in HTML 
     or rich text format), it is much more likely to get cut off.  If you remember to 
     put the arena number at the top of the page, your writings should go in the right 
     arena.  Everything you send should have a line at the top that says:
                                Personal Ads for DM 33
                               Team Spotlight for DM 33
                                 DM Column for DM 33 
     (Of course, substitute another arena as necessary.)  You will receive a receipt 
     when Hal gets it showing where it went.  Look at them; if it shows the wrong 
     arena, or if it doesn't have an arena number, or if they are cut off, correct and 
     resend!  If you can't figure out what's happening, email customer service. -- Ed

For anyone interested: Cooking the Meal was: 17-13-9-21-9-4-11 WS Norm End/Good Dmg, 
+2 attack, with 64 learns in 28 fights.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HAYMAKER was butchered by ARENAMASTER KAGHAL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
COLLAPSED was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
YOUR(E)DUMMER was killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
JUNEAU demolished HUMAN DEVOLUTION in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud Title fight.
RETURNS bested WICKED LESTAR in a popular 5 minute Bloodfeud contest.
LAUGHING PRINCE was luckily beaten by LIL DENNY in a 7 minute Challenge match.
OG won victory over OMAHA in a exciting 1 minute master's Challenge fight.
TACOMA slimly lost to PUT LIGHTS UP in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge competition.
GOV UHRHAMMER viciously subdued SLUDGE OOZE in a 2 minute expert's Challenge melee.
CUT DROOL assassinated SKELETOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TICKLES MALLOY was savagely defeated by 2LIVE CROUTON in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
BEDAZZLER beat MAULMAN MAX in a exciting 6 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
HELL RAZOR devastated BIG ARM BILL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
THE IC TULIP outlasted IBWA in a unpopular 18 minute Challenge match.
TEMPER SMILES overpowered AGRON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
DREAM SMASHER savagely defeated RHASKOS in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
SELF LOATHING won victory over CENTURION in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
SALTY MCCRACKEN beat FOR THE FOR in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge brawl.
DEN MOTHER defeated ALOCER in a exciting 2 minute brutal novice's Challenge bout.
ODIOUS OBJECTIVE was beaten by ZWEIBACK in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
DAGGER DALE was bested by THE MURDERER in a action packed 1 minute veteran's bout.
HYDRYK was demolished by SALACIOUS CRUMB in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
THE INTEROGATOR viciously subdued AAGRIVATOR in a exciting 2 minute veteran's contest.
THE UNSHIRTED was overpowered by GAUCHE BRIOCHE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
COLOGNE overpowered FRUIT CAKE in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
LACY demolished ZAEBOS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
CRYSTAL RAM was dispatched by DISCO STICK in a 1 minute veteran's fray.
I AM EXTINCTION handily defeated ERMAC in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
KLAANG vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BAD BLAKE was overpowered by KYMZO KAKASHI in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
TRINITY overpowered LAURI THE TRAMP in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ABADDON narrowly defeated DURO in a 1 minute bout.
LION'S DEN was beaten by DOG GOT THE TURKEY in a 3 minute brutal beginner's bout.
WASTING DISEASE was bested by FATSO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal novice's duel.
YOUR(E)DUM subdued SWINNEY in a action packed 5 minute novice's struggle.
ZEPHYROS was defeated by BELLE DEATHRINGER in a 4 minute novice's match.
ARKADIOS was unbelievably bested by LEPER MESSIAH in a 2 minute beginner's match.
HOLY MOLEY overpowered SHAX in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FRASER was overpowered by SHYMMYR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HOWELL III was overcome by NIYTOLE KNIGHT in a popular 2 minute novice's duel.
STITT was subdued by ATROX in a crowd pleasing 4 minute beginner's duel.
SHOPPING FRENZY demolished RISEN ZOMBIE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
PETE easily killed BRAXIS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SOLOMON was overpowered by EVICTION in a 1 minute uneven competition.
NICE TRY! was overcome by JEZEBEL in a 2 minute novice's match.
THE IC CLUNKER defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a dull 5 minute gory novice's battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         WALL OF STEEL     56 -  34 -  1      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         TOTAL PARRY       54 -  45 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         STRIKING ATTACK   56 -  56 -  7      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         LUNGING ATTACK    59 -  65 -  6      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  34 -  2      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  20 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         AIMED BLOW        15 -  25 -  0      38  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  12 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  27 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  35 -  2      30  |

Turn 774 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       10 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  5         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  5     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         3  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     5 - 10         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  THE MURDERER 7421          15   6  1  129 DEATH PENALTY (606)
WALL OF STEEL    OG 8173                    20  15  1  112 DEMONSPAWN (194)
LUNGING ATTACK   SALACIOUS CRUMB 8394        9   2  0  108 BAD BREAD (95)
TOTAL PARRY      2LIVE CROUTON 7893         14   7  0  102 BAD BREAD (95)
PARRY-STRIKE     DAGGER DALE 8313           17   9  0   91 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
SLASHING ATTACK  KLAANG 8490                 7   4  1   60 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
AIMED BLOW       HELL RAZOR 8374             7   5  0   56 DEMONSPAWN (194)
BASHING ATTACK   I AM EXTINCTION 8506        6   4  1   45 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OMAHA 7786.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
MAULMAN MAX 8251.  The ten other most popular fighters were SWINNEY 8583, WASTING 
DISEASE 8526, LAUGHING PRINCE 8533, STITT 8582, 2LIVE CROUTON 7893, GOV UHRHAMMER 
8324, DREAM SMASHER 8543, THE INTEROGATOR 8244, HOWELL III 8581, and WICKED LESTAR 
8407.

The least popular fighter this week was IBWA 8499.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were THE IC TULIP 8538, THE IC CLUNKER 8610, LIL DENNY 8272, SOLOMON 8577, 
BRAXIS 8611, RISEN ZOMBIE 8552, FRASER 8579, SHAX 8613, ERMAC 8361, and FRUIT CAKE 
8537.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

2LIVE CROUTON (33-7893) BAD BREAD (95)

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LVI

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
URBANE ELF 2253 (108-74-0)             1  4  0         THE MOTHERSHIP 006   
DAMEON 1921 (109-92-2)                 0  5  0         DEMONSPAWN           

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LINK HOGTHROB 5358 (68-50-0)           1  1  0         INTERSTELLAR PORK    

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ACID BATH 7373 (47-29-1)               1  3  0         DEATH PENALTY        

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SSSINK! 7925 (24-7-0)                  1  3  0         F/X                  
GRU-SON OF GROTT 7539 (16-10-1)        0  3  0         BIG LAKE BANDITS     
SHEET WITH EYES 7740 (37-9-0)          0  3  0         HALLOWIENERS         

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WYVERN 2457 (36-43-0)                  8  3  0         OBSIDIAN HALL        
E-X 3176 (29-45-0)                     2  3  0         DEMONSPAWN           
GLAMDRING 2328 (51-34-1)               2  3  0         OBSIDIAN HALL        
PICKY URCHIN 3152 (34-23-0)            2  3  0         THE INEPTS           
GWYN THE HUNTER 8267 (21-8-0)          1  3  0         BIG LAKE BANDITS     
WAR PIG 7914 (30-22-1)                 1  3  0         XXX BANDITS          

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BING GAO 6536 (7-2-0)                  2  3  0         RANDOM THOUGHTS      
GOV UHRHAMMER 8324 (15-13-0)           0  3  0         BIG LAKE BANDITS     
THE INTEROGATOR 8244 (17-18-1)         0  4  0         BIG LAKE BANDITS     

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE PUPPETMASTER 8399 (11-10-0)        2  2  0  DEAD   BIG LAKE BANDITS     
SKELETOR 8444 (7-6-0)                  2  3  0         XXX BANDITS          
PAPA BEAR CLAWS 8149 (7-4-0)           1  3  0         DUELMASTERS BUFFET   

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BEDAZZLER 8381 (13-5-0)                7  3  0         XXX BANDITS          
COLOGNE 7876 (6-1-2)                   5  3  0         WORLD BLADES 5       
DISCO STICK 8413 (8-3-0)               4  3  0         XXX BANDITS          
THE UNSHIRTED 8471 (8-5-1)             0  3  0         BIG LAKE BANDITS     

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TRINITY 8505 (0-4-0)                   5  3  0         THE APOSTLES         
BOLD BRIAN 8388 (6-2-0)                0  3  0         WEIRD STUDENTS       
GUTSY GABE 8387 (4-1-0)                0  3  0         WEIRD STUDENTS       
KLAANG 8490 (6-4-1)                    0  3  0         OBSIDIAN HALL        
LAUGHING PRINCE 8533 (3-1-0)           0  3  0         BAD COMPANY          

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WHIPPERSNAPPER 8509 (1-0-0)            6  3  1         AA ASSASSINS         
CENTURION 8550 (2-1-0)                 2  3  0         XXX BANDITS          
DREAM SMASHER 8543 (1-2-0)             2  3  0         BAD COMPANY          
PSEUDO 8547 (1-3-0)                    2  3  0  DEAD   OBSIDIAN HALL        
GIMMICK 8513 (2-0-1)                   1  3  0         AA ASSASSINS         
OSLO 7875 (1-0-0)                      1  3  0         WORLD BLADES 5       
TEMPER SMILES 8575 (2-1-0)             0  3  0         BIG LAKE BANDITS     

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ATROX 8598 (0-0-0)                     4  3  0         XXX BANDITS          
SHOPPING FRENZY 8569 (0-0-0)           4  3  0         BRASH BROS XMAS      
FRESH FLOYD 8312 (0-0-0)               3  3  0         DUELMASTERS BUFFET   
FALODRAEN 8110 (0-0-0)                 2  3  0         WRATHMEN             
NEHNUL 8106 (0-0-0)                    2  3  0         WRATHMEN             
STITT 8582 (0-0-0)                     2  3  0         THE MEANIES          
ARANEAE MALEFICUS 8599 (0-0-0)         1  3  0         MAGUS MAJESTATIS     
HOLY MOLEY 8604 (0-0-0)                1  3  0         THE APOSTLES         
HOWELL III 8581 (0-0-0)                1  3  0         THE MEANIES          
SHYMMYR 8558 (0-0-0)                   1  3  1         OBSIDIAN HALL        
BELLE DEATHRINGER 8601 (0-0-0)         0  3  0         OBSIDIAN HALL        
DOG GOT THE TURKEY 8589 (0-0-0)        0  3  0         BRASH BROS XMAS      
FRASER 8579 (0-0-0)                    0  3  0         THE MEANIES          
LAMBERT 8580 (0-0-0)                   0  3  0  DEAD   THE MEANIES          
SWINNEY 8583 (0-0-0)                   0  3  0         THE MEANIES