DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/12/2015    Duedate: 03/25/2015

NIATOLI ISLAND ARENA

DM-33    TURN-751

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PRINCE VALIANT
KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)
(33-3587) [19-15-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PRINCE VALIANT                 POSITION IS EMPTY
KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)        
(33-3587) [19-15-0,115]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PRINCE VALIANT                 GENOVYFA
KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)        OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
(33-3587) [19-15-0,115]        (33-8117) [16-14-1,83]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)     56
2. BAD COMPANY (145)           53      F/X (648)
3. BAD BREAD (95)              42      Unchartered Team
4. OBSIDIAN HALL (192)         30
5. RAVAGING LORDS (44)         28DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 F/X (648)                 13   1  0 92.9   1/ 3*DYSTOPIAN OVERLORD (667) 11  4 0
 2/ 3*DYSTOPIAN OVERLORD (667)  11   4  0 73.3   2/ 1 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)    10  5 1
 3/ 6 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     34  30  4 53.1   3/ 2 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)   9  6 0
 4/ 8 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)      459 414 34 52.6   4/ 5 DEMONSPAWN (194)          7  2 0
 5/ 7 RAVAGING LORDS (44)      342 309 30 52.5   5/ 4 THE ILLEARTH (265)        7  8 0
 6/ 9 BAD COMPANY (145)        320 309 39 50.9   6/ 8 BAD COMPANY (145)         6  4 0
 7/10 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)  173 169  8 50.6   7/ 6 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     6  7 0
 8/11 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)    661 650 61 50.4   8/ 7 NYE MAULERS (269)         6  9 0
 9/ 1*ONE DEEP (669)             1   1  0 50.0   9/13 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       5 10 1
10/ 0 BAD BREAD (95)           223 243 20 47.9  10/ 9 WILLIAMSBURG MALIT (658)  4  5 0
11/12 DEMONSPAWN (194)         320 356 19 47.3  11-12*BLOODASH TRIBE (260)      4  6 0
12/13 THE ILLEARTH (265)       179 216 16 45.3  12/10 4 PROS & A HACKER (661)   4  6 0
13/14 WILLIAMSBURG MALIT (658)  36  45  2 44.4  13/11 THE APOSTLES (133)        4 11 0
14/15 XXX BANDITS (614)         72  96  6 42.9  14/14 F/X (648)                 3  0 0
15/16 NYE MAULERS (269)        156 231 27 40.3  15/15 XXX BANDITS (614)         3  7 0
16-18*BLOODASH TRIBE (260)       4   6  0 40.0  16/19 RAVAGING LORDS (44)       2  8 0
17/17 THE APOSTLES (133)       137 207 17 39.8  17/18*ONE DEEP (669)            1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
18/19 4 PROS & A HACKER (661)   21  37  2 36.2  18/ 0 BAD BREAD (95)            1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Surprise, surprise.  I'm off to the Isle.  Looks like you guys missed out on
your chance to keep me from getting there in one piece.  Feel free to look me up if
and when you get there.
     War Chicken, where were you?  I waited and waited for you on the sands to no
avail.  They finally had to send Zyro out to face me.  Thursday is "Cluck-for-a-buck"
day so my challenges go out to you.
               Sssink!

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in NIATOLI ISLAND!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Like, BIG LAKE BANDITS 
had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS!  
Way to go DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS!  The guys at OBSIDIAN HALL like really pulled together 
to get a 3-2-1 this turn, moving up by 4.  One team deserves special mention 'cause 
they moved up 2 after going 4-1-0.  Keep it up, BAD COMPANY!  MVP award for GWYN THE 
HUNTER?  BIG LAKE BANDITS' proud of him after beating FEVER DOG and getting 24 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  FEVER DOG got smashed by GWYN THE HUNTER, 
and lost 13 points!  Like XXX BANDITS' WAR PIG is sweating since he got challenged by 
Duelmaster SSSINK!!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think SSSINK! 
should let WAR PIG be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is the 
Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of DEMONSPAWN must be getting lonely.  
They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Is there 
some deep dark secret why BRASH BROS XMAS' been avoiding DEMONSPAWN so much?  Or is 
it just that they're too scared?  Can XXX BANDITS' WAR PIG be more popular than me?  
He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  Ooh!  Did WILLIAM WALLACE 
really know what he was doing when he TV challenged PRO 1?  A 7-0-0 speaks volumes.  
(Zontoni said that.  I don't know what it means.) Do you think WILLIAM WALLACE knew 
something before he challenged PRO 1?  He got a win and 28 points.  What will the guy 
do next?  RETURNS must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He 
challenged LIL DENNY.  14 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I 
thought RETURNS showed great skill and promise when he was subdued by LIL DENNY.  All 
right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey!  Quit laughing!  Just because HODAR had 14-9-1 was no reason for 
BIG LAKE BANDITS to send it to the Dark Arena!  Stop it!  What if they had a fight 
and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRINCE VALIANT 3587          19  15  0   115       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILLIAM WALLACE 8105          7   0  0   100       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)
 WAR PIG 7914                 19  15  1    98       XXX BANDITS (614)
 SMIRK SMACKMORE 7538         14  15  1    95       BAD COMPANY (145)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIGHTY KASHITZ 7636          17   5  0    90       BAD COMPANY (145)
 SIR EDWARD 8047              17   8  0    89       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GENOVYFA 8117                16  14  1    83       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 DEVIANT MONK 8195             9   4  0    82       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 ZYRO 8118                    17  13  0    81       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 PRO 1 8217                    8   4  0    77       4 PROS & A HACKER (661)
 POLYPHEMUS 8184              11   9  0    71       WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA (658)
 ANDREW 8191                   8   7  0    67       THE APOSTLES (133)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE HAND COLLECTOR 8128      11  19  0    64       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 GWYN THE HUNTER 8267          8   2  0    59       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 DEATH'S HAND 8189             7  11  2    57       WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA (658)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE RABBI 8204                9   6  2    54       THE APOSTLES (133)
 OG 8173                      10  10  1    53       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 THE INTEROGATOR 8244          7   6  0    53       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 COOKING THE MEAL 8226         6   2  2    52       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 FEVER DOG 6852               11  15  2    50       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 JARVIS 7527                   9  12  1    50       NYE MAULERS (269)
 2LIVE CROUTON 7893            6   2  0    43       BAD BREAD (95)
 BLACK KNIGHT 8079             8  10  0    42       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)
 PRO 3 8243                    5   6  1    40       4 PROS & A HACKER (661)
 TACOMA 7785                   5   1  1    39       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 AAGRIVATOR 8248               8   2  0    36       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 PUT LIGHTS UP 8222            8   7  0    35       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 SUPER CHIEF 8315              4   1  0    34       BAD COMPANY (145)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAULMAN MAX 8251              7   4  1    33       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 CLEAN UP 8225                 8   7  1    32       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 RETURNS 8223                  8   7  0    31       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 BLACKTOOTH GRIM 8263          5   5  1    31       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 OMAHA 7786                    3   3  0    31       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 BRIAN RADENZIL 8260           7   4  0    30       NYE MAULERS (269)
 LIL DENNY 8272                4   0  0    29       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 DAGGER DALE 8313              3   1  0    29       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 PC SLEDGE 8273                6   3  1    25       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 BLUE HAMMER 8294              3   4  0    24       XXX BANDITS (614)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHIP MONK 8334                3   1  0    23       WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA (658)
 SLUDGE OOZE 8344              3   0  0    21       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 CUT DROOL 8343                2   1  0    21       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 CHILL FIRE 8345               2   1  0    21       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 UNWANTED GUESTS 8224          4   7  1    20       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 GOV UHRHAMMER 8324            4   2  0    20       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 SCAB SQUIZZLE 8358            2   1  0    20       BAD COMPANY (145)
 CRYSTAL RAM 8348              3   0  0    19       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
-PRO 4 8276                    1   6  0    17       4 PROS & A HACKER (661)
 HYDRYK 8300                   3   4  0    16       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 BYRTHAA 8378                  1   1  1    15       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
-TANEK 8379                    1   0  0    15       BLOODASH TRIBE (260)
 BRAIN BUSTER 8304             2   4  0    14       XXX BANDITS (614)
-A HACKER 8317                 1   1  0    13       4 PROS & A HACKER (661)
 PHOENIX 7788                  3   3  0    12       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 JUNEAU 7787                   3   3  0    12       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 REGGIE WHITE 8337             3   2  0    11       NYE MAULERS (269)
 ANGRY NUN 8331                1   3  1    11       THE APOSTLES (133)
 WART HOG 8340                 1   2  0    11       XXX BANDITS (614)
 THE CARDINAL 8330             1   3  0    10       THE APOSTLES (133)
-ZOMBIE 3229                   1   1  0    10       BLOODASH TRIBE (260)
-WRAITH 3228                   1   1  0    10       BLOODASH TRIBE (260)
 MIND PUS 8346                 1   2  0     9       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JIVANTA 8380                  1   0  0     9       BLOODASH TRIBE (260)
 PAUL 8342                     0   4  0     9       THE APOSTLES (133)
 XODEN NIGHTSHIELD 8364        1   1  0     7       ONE DEEP (669)
 BEDAZZLER 8381                1   0  0     5       XXX BANDITS (614)
 GENUINE BADCAT 8338           0   5  0     5       NYE MAULERS (269)
 GAUCHE BRIOCHE 7935           0   2  0     2       BAD BREAD (95)
-GHOUL 3230                    0   2  0     2       BLOODASH TRIBE (260)
 JACK TEH WINKER 8384          0   1  0     1       NYE MAULERS (269)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PRO 2 8301              0  1 0 4 PROS & A HACKE 661 ANGRY NUN 8331        748  REVENGED
SHAGGER 6 8382          0  1 0 4 PROS & A HACKE 661 SHEWISH GIANT         751  NONE
DATA 1 8327             0  1 0 BAD BREAD 95         DARK CHAMPION         751  NONE
DATA 2 8328             0  1 0 BAD BREAD 95         BANDIT PRINCE         751  NONE
DATA 3 8329             0  1 0 BAD BREAD 95         ARENAMASTER KAGH      751  NONE
BRUTAL 8383             0  1 0 BAD COMPANY 145      ARENAMASTER KAGH      751  NONE
HODAR 8170             14 10 1 BIG LAKE BANDITS 71  DARK CHAMPION         751  NONE
DENS PARENTAL UN 8390   0  1 0 KNIGHTS OF LEGEN 224 BLACK ORC             751  NONE
OLENTANGY 6452          3  5 0 ORIGRINS 549         DEATH'S HAND 8189     747  NOT REVENGED
TEMPE 7784              1  5 0 RAVAGING LORDS 44    BYRTHAA 8378          751   
LUCIFER 8326            0  2 0 THE APOSTLES 133     PC SLEDGE 8273        747  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

My goodness!  Is it true?  Looks like Sssink! of F/X rules The Big N.  And to think
others were trying to claim that AA rules?  How smart of those AAers to try
misdirection when they have nothing else to work with.  My my. -- The Consortium Folk

Andrew -- It was worth a try, young man. -- Prince Valiant

Pro 1 -- Good fight!  I look forward to a rematch. -- Sir Edward

For you wee' willie' wankers out there (stares at the AA), remember, I am 8 feet tall
and shoot fire out my arse! -- William Wallace

Den -- Eddie the Fishhook?  Ahh yes..I remember him.  He walked with a limp, he
smelled of rotting flesh and he mumbled a lot.  Or was that Bill?

War Pig -- Let's see if riposte or strike wins, shall we? -- Prince Valiant

Just have to say it -- "What the Deeders is going on here?!?" -- TCO

General Bashur -- While I fight with the very honorable Inner Circle against the evil
and down right tyranny of the Axis of Axwounds, I look forward to seeing what you are
made of as well.  Salute. -- TCO

The Consortium Folk -- It's not an offer, but an order.  Get your nerds suited up and
battle ready, my brutes want to clean house on them.  If it's my smell that keeps you
away, then set camp up wind from us.  I think you're afraid of the whooping that
awaits you in the arena sands.  Remember youngster, it doesn't matter how much you
lose, at the end of the day, it's just a game.  It's your choice to sit on the
sidelines next to your buddy, Hammer, and watch the big kids play. -- Crambus

Super Duper Padre the Big Bad Street Gang Fighter -- WOW-WEE!!!!  I never thought I'd
ever really meet an actual real live super hero!  I can hardly wait to tell all my
friends!  Did the geek in that "Kickass" movie borrow you his costume?  I've been
hiding behind the sofa ever since I read last week's p.a.s.  Man, you are really
scary!  It is and always has been the Allied Axis vs. all of Alastari, whose side are
the numbers really on, cityboy?  I'm pretty sure those odds exceed your '20 to 1'.
The Coward Bashur is simply just one of the few who speaks up for himself, nobody is
'ganging' up on him, we 'gang up' on everyone, sometimes each other.  What kind of
'one-on-one' are you challenging Den to anyhow, a nerf sword fight behind Otto's
Diner over who gets the north and south beaches of Niytyole Island?  Just keep
building yourself to be a giant while hiding behind your keyboard, you fool. --
Crambus, Head Court Jester of the Allied Axis

AA -- Keep challenging my warriors I'll blow thru you faster than Padre thru the soup
line.  Spicoli will whip the ship around and teach some lessons.  This is an inner
alliance war you don't want to start.  If even one of you challenges my warriors,
then it is seen as you've all challenged my warriors.  Mess with the bull and get the
horns. -- Crambus

Spirit -- Brian Radenzil wants another piece of Aagrivator, but I doubt RSI wants to
refill the printer for one fight.  They can stand longer than 64 minutes. -- Crambus

Editor -- Thanks for the note last turn.  Who would have thought that a game which is
entirely based upon violence would cater to trash talking? -- Den

     Who indeed?

Mannequin -- Aren't you really just a facsimile of a real man? -- Den

Padre the Gang Leader Killer -- You communicate in a very simplistic fashion, no
doubt because you have spent more time attuning your skills at removing leaders of
gangs instead of competent communication.  So, when you are not removing the leaders
of gangs and take the time to manage a team on my beloved island, why don't you teach
your warriors how to remove the leaders of gangs?  That seems like a good skill to
have, and if I had experience at taking out the leaders of gangs I certainly would
teach it to my team.  Now, I know that at this very minute you are probably taking
out the leader of a gang but I hope you take a minute to hear my words, my team
fights 5 warriors every turn and please feel free to challenge them at EVERY
opportunity.  Because, little man, I am not concerned with your bragged ability to
remove the leaders of gangs, I am in fact not concerned about anything.  If there
were anything about you that I find concerning is the vastness of your ineptitude in
all aspects of your life, other than your incredible record of taking out the leaders
of gangs.  So, master of rudimentary lessons, lover of garbage, and famed gang leader
destroyer step into the light whenever you feel safe enough.  Fight my team, they can
be found on the sands every 2 weeks, they never take the time off to take out the
leaders of gangs. -- Den, High Priest of the mighty Allied Axis and manager of the
Big Lake Bandits

General Ikillu -- I see the long journey from the northern armies has you tired and
ill prepared for the action of the arena.  I can only assume that you will correct
this quickly.  For easy wins see 4 Pros & a Hacker, Demonspawn, Brash Bros Xmas, and
XXX Bandits.  Good to see you here on our beloved island again. -- Den

Xoden Nightshield -- So what you are telling us is that if we kill you, you will go
away? -- Den

Spirit -- I don't know how in the 'deeders' my challenges against you are ducked.
You are a squirrely little twerp. -- Den

Chosen One -- The day that Eddie the Fishhook was outfitted with the attachment that
would give popularity to the name "Eddie the Fishhook" he was walking down the street
gazing up into the blue sky with both his eyes open enjoying a great day with a new
start, unfortunately for him a pigeon flew over and happened to choose that very
moment to relieve himself.  The ill-timed drop landed right in Eddie's eye, and being
the first day with the new hook it was not a good day to be chosen. -- Den

De'Ja Krew -- Gone as mysteriously as they arrived.  I told you, Darkfart, to stop
peeking in his stable at night, you made him uneasy. -- Den

Filthy Phil -- Again, no kills last turn.  Instead of killing that 12 pack and plate
of cheeseburgers why don't you focus your girth on building a kill desire?  Don't
disappointment me again. -- Den

Coward Bashur -- Actually the worst nightmares that Christmas could bring would be
finding out that you were related to me. -- Den

Coward Bashbut -- See what I did there?  Tried a little play on your name, pretty
clever, so clever in fact I hope you grind your teeth so hard that it causes an
aneurism which mercifully takes your pointless life. -- Den

Spicoli -- Fight the good fight on the Isle, I hope the pizza is good. -- Den

All -- Gentlemen and ladies, it is with melancholy that I must offer valediction.  I
have been tasked to once again fight within the confines of the Dark Arena and I fear
that I shall not return.  I celebrate my time amongst you. -- Hodar

Paladin -- I promise you that as soon as Gwyn the Hunter is ranked where he should
be, Polyphemus will have the 'deeders' carved out of him. -- Den

Studcraft -- What happened last turn?  Get lost on the way to the sands? -- Den

Omaha -- Damn impressive fight!  I'll drink to that tonight! -- Xoden Nightshield
*pulling his heirloom mug from his backpack*

Vart -- When your 30fe tourney Princesses are done playing with my 9 wit fill ins The
RabbiB will sever their pretty little heads from their max potioned bodies! --
Deeders

The Closeted One -- You owe me some skills!  I will collect! -- Deeders

Xoden Nightgown -- Your head will be in a box very soon. -- Deeders, Chairman of the
Island welcoming committee.

One Deep -- Get that name from your wife?

Editor -- I'm sure the Coward Bashur is sorry for the filth he spreads on our island.
His 5 wit prevents him from knowing any better.

Consortium Folk -- Much like your Grandchildren's birthday parties, you're not
welcome here either! -- Deeders

The Coward Bashur -- Now you have Philthy avoiding Bloodfueds.  Perhaps you could
teach him how to bathe! -- Deeders

Satan Lover Bashur -- Again more interest in AA undergarments??  You need help! --
Deeders

Den -- I'm sure Gwen was a fine warrior but, she must pay for your crimes.  The Dark
Arena is the honorable thing to do.  Or, will she hide in the considerable shadow
cast by The Coward Bashur? -- Deeders

Sssink -- Weird how my mail never got to RSI in time!  I have sent both fax and mail
this go around no way you can avoid my scimitar anymore! -- War Pig

     It was possibly so deeply buried in formatting code that nobody realized there
     were personals present.  These are deeply embedded.

Den -- Below my waist is what is more epic just ask your mother! -- Studcraft

Den -- After seeing my name on your foes list I shall have to act!  Kill Gwyn the
Hunter in the DA with a written apology in a team spotlight or be challenged and
killed until you have a new team on this island. -- Studcraft

Paladin -- I love seeing your striker beat up den please keep beating up on his TP!
-- Studcraft

AA -- Unfortunately I don't have much time for ads this turn so...you guys suck, I
don't. -- Spirit

The Editor -- We'll bleepity bleep bleep our bleeping comments if we bleep bleep
bleep want to bleeping bleepity bleep bleep. -- G. Bashur

     Quite true.  As shall I.

The Consortium -- Your mouth is clearly bigger than your heart and soul (Editor...
notice I kept it in bounds.  I so wanted to talk about other body parts). -- Bashur

     Indeed, your restraint amazes me.

Oh look!  Mannequin running a 1 man team!  What a hero for the masses  We all wish we
could manage like him. -- The General

Padre -- You should continue in the personals!  You are good at it.  Then at least
you could claim fame in one area (since managing isn't going to get you there). --
Bashur

What is the difference between Spirit and The Dark One?  They both have no honor.
They both will do anything to win.  They both...  Ah that's right.  The Dark One can
actually back up attitude and knows how to make his warriors win. -- General Bashur

Arenamaster -- Please allow fights to continue until one (or two warriors) lie dead
on the sands.  The crowds want it.  We managers want it.  The lists of dead will drop
to only a single warrior with the way you stop our warriors from burying our
opponents.  I have a date with one of Den's and want to make good on it. -- The
General

     Unfortunately, the wimps at the Commission don't like too many deaths.  They
     keep talking about things like, "who's going to grow the rutabaggas?" --
     Arenamaster Kaghal

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HODAR was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 4 minute Dark Arena fight.
BRUTAL was murdered by ARENAMASTER KAGHAL in a exciting 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
DATA 3 was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER KAGHAL in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SHAGGER 6 was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DATA 2 was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DATA 1 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DENS PARENTAL UNIT was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WILLIAM WALLACE devastated PRO 1 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SLUDGE OOZE unbelievably bested PAUL in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
SSSINK! won victory over WAR PIG in a popular 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
SMIRK SMACKMORE vanquished POLYPHEMUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SIR EDWARD overpowered ANDREW in a popular 3 minute gory uneven Challenge match.
JARVIS was narrowly defeated by OG in a 3 minute master's Challenge match.
BLACK KNIGHT was viciously subdued by THE RABBI in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
COOKING THE MEAL viciously subdued AAGRIVATOR in a 6 minute Challenge bout.
BLACKTOOTH GRIM was overpowered by DEATH'S HAND in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
SUPER CHIEF vanquished THE CARDINAL in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
RETURNS was outwaited by LIL DENNY in a unpopular 22 minute gory Challenge brawl.
BRAIN BUSTER was beaten by CRYSTAL RAM in a exciting 2 minute Challenge match.
CUT DROOL overpowered GENUINE BADCAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
WART HOG was devastated by SCAB SQUIZZLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MAULMAN MAX vanquished XODEN NIGHTSHIELD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
HYDRYK viciously subdued MIND PUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory Challenge fray.
DAGGER DALE demolished PHOENIX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BYRTHAA slaughtered TEMPE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
PRINCE VALIANT vanquished ZYRO in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
DEVIANT MONK demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MIGHTY KASHITZ unbelievably bested GENOVYFA in a 3 minute veteran's fray.
FEVER DOG was overpowered by GWYN THE HUNTER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
THE HAND COLLECTOR overpowered PRO 3 in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
CLEAN UP was vanquished by 2LIVE CROUTON in a 4 minute one-sided fray.
THE INTEROGATOR overpowered CHILL FIRE in a 1 minute gory one-sided match.
BRIAN RADENZIL beat UNWANTED GUESTS in a popular 3 minute bout.
PUT LIGHTS UP handily defeated JUNEAU in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CHIP MONK lost to TACOMA in a 2 minute fight.
GOV UHRHAMMER was devastated by OMAHA in a 1 minute bloody one-sided battle.
BLUE HAMMER overpowered ANGRY NUN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PC SLEDGE demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
REGGIE WHITE outlasted GAUCHE BRIOCHE in a popular 12 minute novice's duel.
JACK TEH WINKER lost to BEDAZZLER in a exciting 4 minute amateur's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -   5 -  0      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -  14 -  1      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   5 -  1      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         TOTAL PARRY       59 -  50 -  1      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        27 -  24 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         WALL OF STEEL     37 -  36 -  4      51  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         LUNGING ATTACK    55 -  63 -  5      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   44 -  71 -  3      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   26 -  45 -  4      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  25 -  4      29  |

Turn 751 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  9         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  5                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  6                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     PRINCE VALIANT 3587        19  15  0  115 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)
STRIKING ATTACK  WILLIAM WALLACE 8105        7   0  0  100 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WAR PIG 7914               19  15  1   98 XXX BANDITS (614)
WALL OF STEEL    MIGHTY KASHITZ 7636        17   5  0   90 BAD COMPANY (145)
AIMED BLOW       SIR EDWARD 8047            17   8  0   89 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)
LUNGING ATTACK   GENOVYFA 8117              16  14  1   83 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
TOTAL PARRY      ANDREW 8191                 8   7  0   67 THE APOSTLES (133)
SLASHING ATTACK  GWYN THE HUNTER 8267        8   2  0   59 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PRINCE VALIANT 3587.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GENOVYFA 8117.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE RABBI 8204, 
COOKING THE MEAL 8226, GAUCHE BRIOCHE 7935, JACK TEH WINKER 8384, PAUL 8342, SIR 
EDWARD 8047, BRAIN BUSTER 8304, UNWANTED GUESTS 8224, JARVIS 7527, and DEATH'S HAND 
8189.

The least popular fighter this week was LIL DENNY 8272.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RETURNS 8223, REGGIE WHITE 8337, ANGRY NUN 8331, GOV UHRHAMMER 8324, 
CHILL FIRE 8345, FEVER DOG 6852, ZYRO 8118, TEMPE 7784, PHOENIX 7788, and GENUINE 
BADCAT 8338.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PRINCE VALIANT (33-3587) KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)
SMIRK SMACKMORE (33-7538) BAD COMPANY (145)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SSSINK! (33-7925) F/X (648)

                                      A REMINDER

     On behalf of the mailroom slaves, please, please, put your arena number on 
everything, including your personals and diplos!  
     All diplos must show the recipient's name, team name, and arena number.  
     Sometimes stuff gets misfiled, delayed, not printed, or not delivered because we 
don't know where it belongs.  Thank you.
                                          -- A lowly mailroom slave

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      K. CARSON (8-3609) SUPERIOR FORCES  (436)   
                    MISCHIEVOUS IMP (36-1504) FRIEND OR FOE  (163)   
                          DR FUGLY (61-3477) 071406W  (384)   
                       RED-HOT FRYER (82-50979) 072707J  (8581) 
                          CHAIR (84-11685) WORDS VII  (2124)  
                          BRAIN (84-13446) NOUNS III  (2364)  
                     KYLSEN (84-16515) BUBBA'S 15TH ARMY  (2917)  
                EVERYONE WANTS SOME (84-26980) ROOKIE HALEN 9  (4782)  

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                      SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN NEWARK, NEW JERSEY!

Our summer FTF will be held in Newark, New Jersey, July 17-19, 2015.  It will be held 
at the Doubletree Newark Airport Hotel in Newark, New Jersey (800-222-TREE (8733)).  
Room rates are $119.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes free airport shuttle 
and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center, jacuzzi, indoor pool, and 
business center, as well as several resturants inside the hotel.  Self-parking is $8.  
The rooms are blocked--code REA.  (If you have trouble making reservations, please let 
us know!) 

Hotel site:  http://tinyurl.com/FF55-Newark

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                                          -- RSI