DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/11/2016    Duedate: 08/24/2016

NIATOLI ISLAND ARENA

DM-33    TURN-785

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KLAANG
OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
(33-8490) [13-9-2,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JUNEAU                         HERE AGAIN
RAVAGING LORDS (44)            SLORBUST (681)
(33-7787) [17-23-1,129]        (33-8633) [7-2-0,69]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JUNEAU                         LAURI THE TRAMP
RAVAGING LORDS (44)            BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
(33-7787) [17-23-1,129]        (33-8171) [7-11-1,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SLORBUST (681)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OBSIDIAN HALL (192)         59
2. THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)      56      THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
3. WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA (658)  48      Unchartered Team
4. BOOKEM (688)                44
5. THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)   40      BOOKEM (688)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*BOOKEM (688)               4   1  0 80.0   1/ 1*SLORBUST (681)           10  5 0
 2/ 1*SLORBUST (681)            31  14  1 68.9   2/ 5 BAD BREAD (95)            9  2 0
 3/ 5 THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)    31  24  1 56.4   3/ 2 THE ILLEARTH (265)        9  6 0
 4/ 2 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORD (667)  86  69  8 55.5   4/ 3 DEMONSPAWN (194)          8  7 2
 5/ 3 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)    118  99 11 54.4   5/11 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       7  6 0
 6/ 4 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)      537 480 38 52.8   6/ 6 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     6  7 2
 7/ 8 DEATH PENALTY (606)       79  78  9 50.3   7/ 7 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     6  9 1
 8/ 6 RAVAGING LORDS (44)      402 399 34 50.2   8/18 THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)    5  0 0
 9/ 7 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)    740 738 66 50.1   9/ 9 RAVAGING LORDS (44)       5  4 1
10/10 BAD BREAD (95)           282 285 21 49.7  10- 8*LUDUS TYRANNUS (679)      5  5 0
11/ 9 DEMONSPAWN (194)         397 404 24 49.6  11/ 0*BOOKEM (688)              4  1 0
12/ 0 BLOODSTONE DWARVES (673)  91  97  7 48.4  12/10 WAR COUNCIL (669)         4  5 2
13-11*FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)      7   8  0 46.7  13/ 4 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORD (667)  4  6 1
14/12 THE ILLEARTH (265)       260 305 22 46.0  14/13 THE DEMONIC PICKLE (674)  4  9 1
15-13 XXX BANDITS (614)        122 155  7 44.0  15/17 THE APOSTLES (133)        3  7 2
16/ 0 WILLIAMSBURG MALIT (658)  69  94  3 42.3  16/12*DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)    3 12 0
17/ 0*THE MEANIES (680)          6   9  0 40.0  17/16 DEATH PENALTY (606)       2  2 0
18/14 THE APOSTLES (133)       186 280 23 39.9  18/ 0 WILLIAMSBURG MALIT (658)  2  3 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-15*LUDUS TYRANNUS (679)      16  25  0 39.0  19-15 XXX BANDITS (614)         2  3 0
20/16 WAR COUNCIL (669)         19  34  2 35.8  20-14*FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)     1  1 0
21/17 THE DEMONIC PICKLE (674)  35  67  4 34.3  21/ 0*THE MEANIES (680)         0  1 0
22/18*DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)     3  12  0 20.0  22/ 0 BLOODSTONE DWARVES (673)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  A stormcloud 
is brewing over the DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS guildhouse.  Rumor says any more weeks like 
this ones 2-3-0 may send the team to the Dark Arena.  OBSIDIAN HALL is no joke as it 
posted a 5-0-0 week advancing from 11th place to 5th place.  Call it luck at the 
right time or bribes in the right hands, but the new team BOOKEM scored a 4-1-0 
record this week.  Hey everybody, watch out for JUNEAU, who flew up 33 points in the 
rankings after mashing HELL RAZOR like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And 
falling like a basher in the top ten was BIBLE THUMPER, who dropped 18 points after a 
disappointing (to say the least) bout with ABADDON.  What does the Duelmaster and 
Piltdown Man have in common?  They are both the most challenged apes in human 
history!  Heyheyhey!  KLAANG got through to the Duelmaster this turn.  No doubt he 
was more than anxious to kick BIG ARM BILL's tail out of the throne!  In front of all 
the crowds, KLAANG took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two 
weeks.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the NIATOLI ISLAND arena.  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad BRASH BROS  XMAS?  Big bad BRASH 
BROS XMAS.  Big bad BRASH BROS XMAS.  NIATOLI ISLAND's afraid of the big bad BRASH 
BROS XMAS.  Tra la la la la!  For those of you who like math, try this one:  BRASH 
BROS XMAS + Weapons That go Boom = BIG LAKE BANDITS + Avoid City.  In a touching 
display by a 'touched' warrior, SCURVY went after ERMAC, who was higher by 25 points. 
Well, when the dust settled, SCURVY bested ERMAC.  FATSO of THE SNAPPERHEADS had 
better have a good reason for challenging down 15 points in a challenge which he won. 
I thought FATSO showed great skill and promise when he bested THE BARTENDER.  All 
right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  WHIRLWIND defied all odds and 
slew DARK CHAMPION in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as 
DARK CHAMPION's meat is notoriously tough.  DEEDERS LOVE LIFE defied all odds and 
slew SPYMASTER in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as 
SPYMASTER's meat is notoriously tough.  I have no doubt that RAVAGING LORDS will be 
celebrating long and loud their warrior JUNEAU's slaying of HELL RAZOR on the sands.  
In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, LACY was mashed by ZWEIBACK, who let LACY 
know that killing members of BAD BREAD is a no-no.  Congrats to SCURVY for revenging 
the death of his teammate (but more importantly, feeding ERMAC a bit of dirt).  
Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems on the 
trail to the Isle.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya next time I'm on this 
circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KLAANG 8490                  13   9  2   109       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JUNEAU 7787                  17  23  1   129       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 POLYPHEMUS 8184              19  21  0   111       WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA (658)
 ZWEIBACK 8417                15   5  0   110       BAD BREAD (95)
 AAGRIVATOR 8248              25  11  0   103       DEMONSPAWN (194)
-SKELETOR 8444                11   8  0   102       XXX BANDITS (614)
 SLUDGE OOZE 8344             23   8  0   100       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 PUT LIGHTS UP 8222           23  26  1    99       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LACY 8360                    13  11  1    96       DEMONSPAWN (194)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAURI THE TRAMP 8171          7  11  1    90       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 HUMAN DEVOLUTION 8415        12  13  1    89       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 BIG ARM BILL 8391            17  17  1    88       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 LIL DENNY 8272               21   9  0    84       DEMONSPAWN (194)
-DISCO STICK 8413             11   6  1    84       XXX BANDITS (614)
-BEDAZZLER 8381               16   8  0    80       XXX BANDITS (614)
 HERE AGAIN 8633               7   2  0    69       SLORBUST (681)
 I AM EXTINCTION 8506         12   8  1    68       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ABADDON 8501                  9  12  1    66       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 WHAT 8632                     7   2  0    65       SLORBUST (681)
 SELF LOATHING 8568            8   3  0    59       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BONEYARDS 8642                4   1  0    52       DEATH PENALTY (606)
 WHIRLWIND 8377                5  11  1    51       WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA (658)
 IN THE CLOSET 8652            4   2  1    51       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 FRUIT CAKE 8537              11   7  1    50       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 GREVINE 8624                  5   4  1    49       SLORBUST (681)
 LEPER MESSIAH 8607            7   5  0    47       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 BIBLE THUMPER 8643            5   1  0    43       THE APOSTLES (133)
 EVICTION 8608                 6   6  0    39       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 REPARTE 8623                  6   3  0    38       SLORBUST (681)
 BELLE DEATHRINGER 8601        5   7  0    38       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 MAYAL 8626                    6   3  0    35       SLORBUST (681)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ZEPHYROS 8570                 5   3  0    33       LUDUS TYRANNUS (679)
 DEEDERS LOVE LIFE 8741        1   0  1    33       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 YOUR(E)DUM 8564               5   6  0    32       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 ZAEBOS 8548                   7   8  2    31       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 THE NOSE-PICKER 8667          5   2  0    30       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 NIYTYOLE KNIGHT 8605          5   6  0    30       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 SHYMMYR 8558                  3   1  0    30       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 NAAN COMBATANT 8638           2   0  0    29       BAD BREAD (95)
 ERMAC 8361                    6   8  2    28       WAR COUNCIL (669)
 KYMZO KAKASHI 8365            6   8  0    26       WAR COUNCIL (669)
-RHASKOS 8573                  5   3  0    26       LUDUS TYRANNUS (679)
 SCURVY 8704                   3   1  0    26       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 DOG GOT THE TURKEY 8589       6   2  1    25       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 FATSO 8567                    6   5  0    24       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 THE REAPER 8503               1   7  0    24       WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA (658)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE AWRY ASCENT 8666          3   3  0    23       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 DEADLY IMGM 8660              1   2  1    23       THE APOSTLES (133)
 ARTEMIS ENTRERI 8362          2   6  0    22       WAR COUNCIL (669)
 DOOMLOAF 8725                 2   0  0    22       BAD BREAD (95)
-LION'S DEN 8535               3   2  0    21       DEATH PENALTY (606)
-ATROX 8598                    3   3  0    21       XXX BANDITS (614)
 KOJAK 8746                    1   0  0    20       BOOKEM (688)
 CREEPING DEATH 8681           4   1  0    17       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 DYSTOPIAN DORK 8680           3   2  1    17       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 SPIRIT'S DREAM 8669           5   1  0    16       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
-ARKADIOS 8574                 4   4  0    16       LUDUS TYRANNUS (679)
-WHITE 8616                    2   2  0    15       THE MEANIES (680)
-BUM 3770                      3   0  0    14       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
-HOWELL III 8581               1   1  0    14       THE MEANIES (680)
 HIJACKED RADIO 8665           1   2  1    12       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ASHUR 8683                    1   3  0    12       LUDUS TYRANNUS (679)
 DU MONDE 8728                 1   1  0    11       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 DANO 8743                     1   0  0    11       BOOKEM (688)
-ADOLF HITLER 3813             3   0  0    10       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
 BORDER PATROL 8740            1   0  0    10       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
-CHALLAH AKBAR 8726            1   0  0    10       BAD BREAD (95)
 TOO MUCH PAPER 8713           2   1  1     9       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 BAT CALLOU 8719               2   1  0     9       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
 MUHAMMAD 8727                 1   1  1     7       THE APOSTLES (133)
-STITT 8582                    0   1  0     7       THE MEANIES (680)
 THE BARTENDER 8703            1   3  0     6       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 PEERLESS 8739                 1   0  0     6       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 COLUMBO 8745                  1   0  0     6       BOOKEM (688)
 PEPPER ANDERSON 8744          1   0  0     6       BOOKEM (688)
-SWINNEY 8583                  0   2  0     6       THE MEANIES (680)
 PENITENT MAN 8679             1   2  0     5       THE APOSTLES (133)
-MOE 3772                      1   2  0     5       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
 CARY GOOPER 8716              1   2  0     5       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
 OLOSIF MOONHEART 8614         0   1  0     5       BLOODSTONE DWARVES (673)
-VARRO 8706                    0   3  0     3       LUDUS TYRANNUS (679)
 BILLALO BUFF 8717             0   3  0     3       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
-HOWARD STERN 3769             0   2  0     2       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
 CRAVY DOCKETT 8731            0   2  0     2       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
 HAI KARATE 8738               0   1  0     1       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 HARBAUGH 8737                 0   1  0     1       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 WINK HALLIAMS 8736            0   1  0     1       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
 STEEL TOE JUSTICE 8735        0   1  0     1       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 CHRISTIE LOVE 8747            0   1  0     1       BOOKEM (688)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GAUCHE BRIOCHE 7935    11 13 1 BAD BREAD 95         LACY 8360             783  JUST REVENGED
MR. HECKLES 8670        0  2 0 BIG LAKE BANDITS 71  DYSTOPIAN DORK 8680   781  REVENGED
NICE THINGS 8720        1  2 0 BIG LAKE BANDITS 71  BANDIT PRINCE         785  NONE
THE STYLE FIXER 8742    0  1 0 BIG LAKE BANDITS 71  MUHAMMAD 8727         785   
DARK CHAMPION           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           WHIRLWIND 8377        785  NONE
SPYMASTER               0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DEEDERS LOVE LIF 8741 785  NONE
HELL RAZOR 8374        14  9 2 DEMONSPAWN 194       JUNEAU 7787           785   
DYIN TRYIN 8748         0  1 0 THE APOSTLES 133     SPYMASTER             785  NONE
TRINITY 8505            2 10 0 THE APOSTLES 133     ABADDON 8501          784   
IBWA 8499               9  8 0 THE DEMONIC PICK 674 HELL RAZOR 8374       781  NOT REVENGED
LILIM 8685              0  3 0 THE DEMONIC PICK 674 ERMAC 8361            783  JUST REVENGED
VINEGAR 8722            0  3 0 THE DEMONIC PICK 674 DEADLY IMGM 8660      785   
FRASER 8579             3  3 0 THE MEANIES 680      FRUIT CAKE 8537       785   
CRUSH 8502              0  1 0 WILLIAMSBURG MAL 658 TOO MUCH PAPER 8713   785   
MANNEQUEEN 8621         0  1 0 WILLIAMSBURG MAL 658 SHEWISH GIANT         785  NONE
CENTURION 8550          3  6 0 XXX BANDITS 614      ERMAC 8361            784   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

IC Guys, congrats on your enormous success at the New Orleans FTF.  It was a pleasure, 
albeit some jealousy felt, having you guys there, making it the great success and fun 
it was. -- The Consortium (written from Liberty, Mo.)
P.S. Was The Scarlet Den there?  Surely not, as it went so smoothly.

Zephyros -- Ever so lucky s you are!  Maybe next time I shall send up an offering to 
the gods for fortune. -- Artemis

Demonic Pickles -- Gotta come with more fire pwer against me!  Ha! -- Ermac

Dystopian Dork -- My War Council said to tell you to Bring it!  They await you summons 
on the sands. -- Lord Scorpio, mgr Mighty War Council

Patrons of Niytyole Isle -- I welcome you the Niytyole Champion, as part of the War 
Council.  Fare well and summon him to the sands! -- Scorpio

D.D. -- I believe that is 2 kills me, 0 kills you.  You mess with the bull, you get 
the horns.... -- Chad

D.D. -- Just because you were a bit too chubby that you couldn't wear spandex, don't 
be jealous.  And my hair was longer too! -- Chad

DD -- Thank you for the congratulatory comment last turn!  It's been a long time 
coming! -- Spirit and E-X

All -- Magic number down to 6! -- Spirit

DENise -- I am too a spirit!  However the AA truly has no good warriors in their 
ranks! -- Spirit

Big Arm Bill -- That fight started out just as planned.  Didn't end that way, though. 
-- Hell Razor

Disco Stick -- I hate disco. -- Lil Denny

Klaang -- We're so good the Commission could only match us together for a fair fight. 
-- AAgrivator

Here Again -- Did you think me a push over? -- Lacy

Otto -- Let's hope for avoid #2 -- Lacy

RUGs -- Double AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!! -- Spirit

Den -- Okay I see do not sniff test your number. -- Hastur 

Consortium -- Please make that nap you are taking a dirt nap.  Alastari will be a 
better place without your hate and anger. -- Den

Sprite -- I know that the Consortium allows you to rub Brylcreem into his hair which 
is where your fondness comes from, but please keep it to yourself.  If you find his 
comments "intelligent and amusing" either you are extremely stupid or the Brylcreem 
fetish is controlling you. -- Den

Whiner Circle -- There were like 8 guys at that tourney, Scorpio if not already 
detained could have TC'ed, that is how easy it was.  You guys are still idiots with 
low future potential. -- Den

Dyslexic Cowgirls -- Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic?  He never really was 
quite sure if there really was a dog.  Now, get out of my arena. -- Den

Studcraft -- You had a warrior killed by Scorpio?  That is more funny than your Beeker 
impersonation.  You just may want to hang up the weapons now, if you lose to that dolt 
you have found the bottom we did not know existed. -- Den

Losers -- Where the mighty Allied Axis posted 8 wins, strongest showing of all the 
alliances in my arena, many of you were not so gifted.  Let's take a moment to review 
how the rest of you dummies did.  Not a surprise that Smelly Bashur went 1-3, he was 
probably still suffering from tourney withdrawals and a traditionally poor haircut.  
Dameon Darkfart's Obsidian Hall went 1-4 which makes us wonder if Sprite is helping 
him with strategy now.  Keep it up old man, keep it up.  Deeders comes back and goes 
1-4, which should pretty much guarantee that he will not be back, he has been running 
from failure most his life and he does not run fast.  New to our arena, but not new to 

sucking like the King of Suck is Dyslexsic Cowboys, his 1-4 will pretty much lock him 
into the bottom of the rankings for the next generation.  Maybe next week I'll put 
more effort into this, but then again, maybe I will not. -- Den

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WHIRLWIND viciously butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
NICE THINGS was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
DYIN TRYIN was murdered by SPYMASTER in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEEDERS LOVE LIFE butchered SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MANNEQUEEN was slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena match.
ZWEIBACK won victory over LACY in a 3 minute master's Bloodfeud fight.
HUMAN DEVOLUTION was beaten by PUT LIGHTS UP in a 1 minute master's Challenge brawl.
KLAANG overpowered BIG ARM BILL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title melee.
LAURI THE TRAMP slimly lost to AAGRIVATOR in a 6 minute expert's Challenge fight.
ABADDON overpowered BIBLE THUMPER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
EVICTION was handily defeated by WHAT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LEPER MESSIAH was savagely defeated by HERE AGAIN in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
BELLE DEATHRINGER demolished ZAEBOS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
YOUR(E)DUM savagely defeated DOG GOT THE TURKEY in a 7 minute Challenge conflict.
FATSO won victory over THE BARTENDER in a 4 minute master vs. beginner Challenge bout.
NIYTYOLE KNIGHT bested ARTEMIS ENTRERI in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
SHYMMYR devastated BAT CALLOU in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DU MONDE savagely defeated CARY GOOPER in a exciting 4 minute novice's Challenge bout.
VINEGAR was easily killed by DEADLY IMGM in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
SCURVY luckily beat ERMAC in a 4 minute novice vs. veteran upset Challenge duel.
LIL DENNY was handily defeated by POLYPHEMUS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
SLUDGE OOZE outlasted VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 8 minute uneven fight.
HELL RAZOR was assassinated by JUNEAU in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
I AM EXTINCTION was luckily beaten by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute match.
THE NOSE-PICKER was overpowered by IN THE CLOSET in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MAYAL was overpowered by BONEYARDS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
FRUIT CAKE slaughtered FRASER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GREVINE overpowered THE REAPER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SELF LOATHING overpowered REPARTE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KYMZO KAKASHI was defeated by NAAN COMBATANT in a 1 minute fight.
HIJACKED RADIO was overpowered by THE AWRY ASCENT in a 4 minute one-sided bout.
SPIRIT'S DREAM outwaited FRATSFA SLAVE in a unpopular 12 minute match.
PENITENT MAN was vanquished by DOOMLOAF in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DYSTOPIAN DORK subdued BILLALO BUFF in a exciting 1 minute amateur's match.
CREEPING DEATH viciously subdued OLOSIF MOONHEART in a 2 minute brutal novice's fight.
TOO MUCH PAPER put to death CRUSH in a 1 minute beginner's match.
MUHAMMAD killed THE STYLE FIXER in a 2 minute gory beginner's bout.
CRAVY DOCKETT was handily defeated by DANO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WINK HALLIAMS was viciously subdued by PEERLESS in a exciting 1 minute novice's match.
HARBAUGH was vanquished by BORDER PATROL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HAI KARATE was overcome by PEPPER ANDERSON in a popular 1 minute amateur's duel.
COLUMBO bested STEEL TOE JUSTICE in a 2 minute amateur's match.
KOJAK handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CHRISTIE LOVE was savagely defeated by FRATSFA SLAVE in a 5 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                 13         TOTAL PARRY       58 -  32 -  0      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         SLASHING ATTACK   54 -  41 -  7      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  13 -  1      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  12 -  3      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         LUNGING ATTACK    52 -  62 -  8      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         AIMED BLOW        23 -  28 -  3      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL     31 -  39 -  4      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  17 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         STRIKING ATTACK   50 -  68 -  6      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  35 -  0      31  |

Turn 785 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  2     AIMED BLOW         4 -  5         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      4 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  6         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  5         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  KLAANG 8490                13   9  2  109 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
TOTAL PARRY      ZWEIBACK 8417              15   5  0  110 BAD BREAD (95)
WALL OF STEEL    LACY 8360                  13  11  1   96 DEMONSPAWN (194)
BASHING ATTACK   I AM EXTINCTION 8506       12   8  1   68 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
PARRY-STRIKE     SELF LOATHING 8568          8   3  0   59 THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
STRIKING ATTACK  BONEYARDS 8642              4   1  0   52 DEATH PENALTY (606)
AIMED BLOW       IN THE CLOSET 8652          4   2  1   51 THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
LUNGING ATTACK   FRUIT CAKE 8537            11   7  1   50 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    LEPER MESSIAH 8607          7   5  0   47 THE ILLEARTH (265)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JUNEAU 7787.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
LAURI THE TRAMP 8171.  The ten other most popular fighters were DU MONDE 8728, HERE 
AGAIN 8633, FATSO 8567, ERMAC 8361, KLAANG 8490, YOUR(E)DUM 8564, DOG GOT THE TURKEY 
8589, NIYTYOLE KNIGHT 8605, I AM EXTINCTION 8506, and WHIRLWIND 8377.

The least popular fighter this week was SPIRIT'S DREAM 8669.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CHRISTIE LOVE 8747, SLUDGE OOZE 8344, STEEL TOE JUSTICE 8735, 
HARBAUGH 8737, WINK HALLIAMS 8736, CRAVY DOCKETT 8731, THE STYLE FIXER 8742, PENITENT 
MAN 8679, THE AWRY ASCENT 8666, and KYMZO KAKASHI 8365.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

JUNEAU (33-7787) RAVAGING LORDS (44)