DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/04/2025    Duedate: 12/17/2025

NIYTYOLE ISLAND ARENA

DM 33    TURN 1028

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ANGEL'S ENVY
2158 BOURBON ST (759)
(33-10735) [7-4-0,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KIKI VILLYN                    ECHO MARROW
BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)          SIREN'S SONG (767)
(33-10759) [23-9-0,120]        (33-10924) [6-2-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

FRIAR TAWK                     CONSUMPTION
CRUEL NIGHTS (714)             M.U.M.ERS (766)
(33-10776) [18-7-3,99]         (33-10919) [1-6-0,20]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MISFIT TOY MAKERS (753)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SIREN'S SONG (767)            32 
2. THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)     28    THE 1980'S (737)
3. THE 1980'S (737)              26    Unchartered Team
4. M.U.M.ERS (766)               23 
5. MISFIT TOY MAKERS (753)       22    WORK REVOLUTIONS (764)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*WORK REVOLUTIONS (764)     6   2  0 75.0   1/ 2 MISFIT TOY MAKERS (753)  10  5 1
 2/ 0 THE 1980'S (737)          40  19  1 67.8   2/ 1 CRUEL NIGHTS (714)        9  6 2
 3/ 3*SIREN'S SONG (767)        27  13  1 67.5   3/13 OLD HOBBITS (746)         8  2 0
 4/ 1*DEATH COVEY (763)          2   1  0 66.7   4/11*M.U.M.ERS (766)           8  7 1
 5/ 5 2158 BOURBON ST (759)      9   5  0 64.3   5/ 3 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     8  7 0
 6/ 4 FEAR OF THE DARK (755)    52  30  3 63.4   6/ 5 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       8  7 0
 7- 6 ALASTARI AMIGOS! (743)    90  71  5 55.9   7/ 7*SIREN'S SONG (767)        8  7 0
 8/ 7 CRUEL NIGHTS (714)       347 295 22 54.0   8/10 EMU'S BROOD (760)         8  7 0
 9/ 8 THUNDERBIRDS (42)        329 289 11 53.2   9/12 DARK MECHANICUM (751)     6  7 1
10/ 9 DARK MECHANICUM (751)    107  97  5 52.5  10/ 4 THE ILLEARTH (265)        6  9 0
11/10 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)      1047 955 65 52.3  11/ 8 NYE MAULERS (269)         6  9 0
12/11 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)    1392 1279 111 52.1  12/ 6 CARESS OF STEEL (740)     5  9 0
13/12 XXX BANDITS (614)        451 424 20 51.5  13/ 9 THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674) 5 10 0
14/13 OLD HOBBITS (746)         79  79  4 50.0  14/15 FEAR OF THE DARK (755)    4  2 1
15-14 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)    568 609 76 48.3  15/14 XXX BANDITS (614)         4  9 0
16/15 EMU'S BROOD (760)         62  68  5 47.7  16/18*WORK REVOLUTIONS (764)    3  1 0
17/16 CARESS OF STEEL (740)    148 185  3 44.4  17-16 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     3  3 1
18/20 MISFIT TOY MAKERS (753)   57  73  2 43.8  18/19 THUNDERBIRDS (42)         3  6 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17 THE ILLEARTH (265)       750 961 58 43.8  19/ 0 THE 1980'S (737)          2  0 0
20/18 NYE MAULERS (269)        528 684 64 43.6  20/20 2158 BOURBON ST (759)     2  1 0
21/19 THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)540 705 29 43.4  21/17*DEATH COVEY (763)         2  1 0
22/21*M.U.M.ERS (766)           13  21  2 38.2  22-21 ALASTARI AMIGOS! (743)    0  1 0
23-22*NOT GREAT (762)            0   1  0  0.0  23-22*NOT GREAT (762)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

              CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT -- Kolact DM 10 and Stormcrowe DM 45

Masked Mayhem Approaches! Choose Your Champion? If You Dare!

Attention, warriors and managers of ALASTARI!

A new game begins--not of brute strength alone, but of wits, will, and whispers. The 
Masked Mayhem contest begins on Turn 1046 in Kolact (DM 10)! Each manager will 
secretly select one of their warriors to don the metaphorical mask and fight for glory 
in the shadows.

Double points await your masked gladiator--but beware! No one will know who walks 
masked among us until the contest ends... Will your foes guess your masked warrior and 
try to bring them down? Or will you distract them with feints and fodder?

To get started, send your masked gladiator selection (include warrior name and ID#) to 
Master Darque at darquesorcery@gmail.com before Turn 1046 (DUE February 9, 2026), and 
submit TWO (2) Team Roll Up Certificates (contact RSI by email CSR@reality.com). Then, 
make sure your masked fighter shows up each round--they can't earn double points if 
they--re sitting in the infirmary. Team maintenance is recommended for all 
participating teams.

Will your mystery fighter rise in blood-soaked triumph? Or fall in obscurity?

Let the shadows stir, and the games begin?

Thanks,

Master Darque
Contest Coordinator

              **********************************************************

RULES and ENTRY GUIDELINES

A. CONTEST SCHEDULE

1. Duration: 12 turns

2. Start:  Turn 1046 (due February 9, 2026)

3. End:  Turn 1057 (due July 13, 2026)

4. Submissions Needed:
     a. Masked Gladiators (your team champion) must be sent to Master Darque no later 
        than February 9, 2026.  Teams may participate without declaring a champion, 
        but it will be impossible for these teams to receive the bonus modifier. 
        Please send to darquesorcery@gmail.com.
     b. Submit two (2) Team Roll-Up Certificates to Master Darque via RSI CSR.

5. Reveal:  Masked Gladiators will be revealed in the Turn 1057 newsletter.

B. SCORING

1. Win:  +3
2. Kill:  +1
3. Lose:  -1
4. Death:  -1

Masked Gladiators score X2 each turn. (e.g. Masked Gladiator wins and kills his 
opponent, so he would earn (+3 Win + 1 Kill) x 2 = 8 points. Similarly, a Masked 
Gladiator for another team died. His point total would be (-1 Lose + -1 Death) x 2 = -
4 points.)

C. ADDENDA

1. If a Masked Gladiator dies during the course of the contest, all is not lost! 
   Managers may designate a second Masked Gladiator; however, their scoring will only 
   offer a multiplier of 1.5 for the duration of the contest.

2. If a Masked Gladiator GRADUATES during the course of the contest, managers may 
   designate a second Masked Gladiator. The multiplier will be reduced to 1.5 for the 
   duration of the contest.

3. Teams may not designate more than TWO (2) Masked Gladiators during the course of 
   the contest.

4. Once a gladiator is chosen as the Masked Gladiator, managers may NOT alter their 
   selection unless the designated warrior dies or graduates.

5. Masked Mayhem is a SINGLE-MANAGER event. You do not need a partner or team to 
   participate. It is every man and woman for themselves!

6. Managers may only field ONE (1) team in the contest.

D. Prizes

1. Endurance Award - Every participating Team will receive one (1) +1 Bonus Potion for 
   participating in all 12 rounds of the contest and in at least 55 of the 60 
   scheduled fights.
   In addition, teams that participate in ALL the scheduled 60 fights will receive a 
   single ZAP Potion.

2. First Place Manager (choose 3 from the following)
     a. LIMITED Max Damage (one-time only; not perpetual; warrior must be from DM 10 
        and have participated in the contest)
     b. Move a warrior from another team (that you own) to your DM 10 squad (warrior 
        must be NATURAL and UNMODIFIED; there must be an open spot via death/dark 
        arena or graduation, warrior must be alive)
     c. Know Favorites (Initiates classed warrior or above)
     d. Reroll one (1) warrior's favorite LEARN
     e. Limited Immortality (one (1) resurrection following death in DM 10)
     f. Two (2) +1 Skill Pots (added to warrior's base; no out of bound warriors)
     g. Reroll one (1) warrior's Endurance (keeping the roll only if it improves)

3. Second Place Manager (choose 2 of the following)
     a. LIMITED Max Damage (one-time only; not perpetual; warrior must be from DM 10 
        and have participated in the contest)
     b. Know Favorites (Initiates classed warrior or above)
     c. Reroll one (1) warrior's favorite LEARN
     d. Two (2) +1 Skill Pots (added to warrior's base; no out-of-bound warriors)
     e. Reroll one (1) warrior's Endurance (keeping the roll only if it improves)

4. Third Place Manager (choose 1 of the following)
     a. Reroll one (1) warrior's favorite LEARN
     b. Two (2) +1 Skill Pots (added to warrior's base; no out-of-bound warriors)
     c. Reroll one (1) warrior's Endurance (keeping the roll only if it improves)

5. Roll-Up Certificates
     a. 40% - First Place Manager
     b. 30% - Second Place Manager
     c. 20% - Third Place Manager
     d. 10% - Masked Gladiator Champion (scored the most points during the contest)
          i. Tie Breaker 1: Win/Loss Percentage
         ii. Tie Breaker 2: Kills
        iii. Tie Breaker 3: Head-to-Head Win/Loss vs. other team(s)
         iv. Tie Breaker 4: Thunderdome! Two men enter; One man leaves! Let's hope it 
             doesn't come this far!

** Note:  This contest will also be offered in DM 45. You may sign up for either or 
both. DM 45 will be the same, but it will only run for 10 turns rather than 12.

                                      SPY REPORT

Well, now, look at all of you clanking around the sands as if any of this matters 
beyond the borders of this cursed arena. I am back again, as if I had any choice in 
the matter, to share stories and criticisms of this group you call gladiators. I'm 
stuck here by decree, like a shackled taven wench scraping tankards of ale and picking 
up after you slobs. Well, if the grand Lady of the Ice Garden wants a report, then I 
shall. Try to keep up, barnacles!

First order of business, Angel's Envy snatches the Duelmaster's throne from Lady of 
Roses. The drink he is named after is more potent than most of you, so it isn't 
surprising. Lady Roses tried to exit for the Isle while holding onto her crown, but 
Bourbon Boy sent her packing with a new scar and some tears. Good for him. Someone 
deserves to enjoy victory around here, and it is always sweeter at someone else's 
expense.

This turn's grand honor of "We're Afraid of You But Won't Admit It" goes to none other 
than NYE Maulers. Apparently, half the island dove behind barrels and crates when 
their names came up. Don't flatter yourselves too much; fear and laziness look 
strikingly similar from where I am sitting. Oh, who avoided them the most? You'll like 
this: Obsidian Hall tops the list of avoiders. I shouldn't laugh, but I did. Out loud. 
Loud enough for the guards to check on me.

Congrats to Misfit Toy Makers, if you can call it that, who took the top team spot. 
Misfits indeed, but at least they are doing something other than sharpening their 
blades and whining about the fish smell. Other things were noted, sweet, sweet 
revenge. Echo Marrow properly avenged her teammate by beating XIK01-THO in a 
bloodfeud. Too bad they are both still walking upright. Revenge is supposed to be a 
deadly affair. Shotgun Shell blasted poor AllegaEon into the sands during their feud. 
Messy business, that. Impressive considering the experience difference, but don't tell 
anyone I said it. And lastly, Ja Pet Oh swung up and connected with SomeCallMeTim's 
face. Bold move.

Death? Yes, it is Niytyole.  Only Baby Dill died this turn, fed to the Dark Arena and 
Wurm Kin's blade. Could you let me know what you expected? A cute vegetable or not, 
the Dark Arena is an equal opportunity career-ender.  Emu's Brood held their heads 
high with a 4-1-0 record, looking like seabirds who found a shiny coin or discarded 
load on the beach. The Illearth plummeted downward; perhaps the earth shook.

There you are, Niytyole Island. Another turn in the books and another day scratched 
off my endless sentence. Now maybe the guards will let me return to staring longingly 
at the horizon and waves, where real freedom lives. It is beyond these stone walls, 
well beyond your mindless brutes, and beyond this yellowing, cheap parchment they give 
me. If anyone wants to trade places, I'd be delighted. You run the spy report; I'll 
take your ship. Fair? No? Cowards.

                                          Still Better Than You,

                                          Serafina Rose

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANGEL'S ENVY 10735            7   4  0 117         2158 BOURBON ST (759)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KIKI VILLYN 10759            23   9  0 120         BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     
 CYNDI LAUPER 10286           12   1  0 111         THE 1980'S (737)          
 BUNGEE LIPPS 10827           12   9  0 101         NYE MAULERS (269)         
 ANNELI 10798                 17   6  0 100         EMU'S BROOD (760)         
 GRANNY'S BOY 10661           21  22  0  99         NYE MAULERS (269)         
 FRIAR TAWK 10776             18   7  3  99         CRUEL NIGHTS (714)        
 MTV 10238                    16   6  0  99         THE 1980'S (737)          
 MISSES ANDY CAWS 10642       17  10  1  91         MISFIT TOY MAKERS (753)   

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FRIGHTFUL WEATHER 10610      15  21  1  90         BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     
 ROBBER 10674                 15   9  0  89         FEAR OF THE DARK (755)    
 BY-TOR 10842                  9   6  0  89         CARESS OF STEEL (740)     
 SOULSLICER 10788             14  13  1  87         NYE MAULERS (269)         
-TREE NEEDLES 10606           15  21  1  76         BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     
 WHACK-A-MOLE ELF 10861        6   9  1  76         MISFIT TOY MAKERS (753)   
 BLACK ELK 10760              12  10  0  75         THUNDERBIRDS (42)         
 SANDY CLAWS 10641            15  12  0  74         MISFIT TOY MAKERS (753)   
 LADY THORNKISS 10777         10  15  1  74         CRUEL NIGHTS (714)        
 PORTO CHUBB 10543            12  20  0  69         OLD HOBBITS (746)         

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CENOBITE 2.0 10806           12  11  1  66         THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674) 
 JA PET OH 10643              11  16  0  66         MISFIT TOY MAKERS (753)   
 ECHO MARROW 10924             6   2  0  66         SIREN'S SONG (767)        
 ADOPHIS JR 10762             16  15  2  65         THE ILLEARTH (265)        
 BULLROARER TOOK 10749         9   7  0  63         OLD HOBBITS (746)         
 XIK02-THO 10885               9   5  0  60         DARK MECHANICUM (751)     
 SHOTGUN SHELL 10931           4   4  1  60         EMU'S BROOD (760)         
 QUEEN PATIENCE 10764         16  10  0  59         CRUEL NIGHTS (714)        
-ELF ON SHELF 10572           11  20  3  58         BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAMFAST 10790                 7   5  1  53         OLD HOBBITS (746)         
 WYLDFYRE 10898                6   6  0  53         OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       
 CRUEL DOOM 10667             12  16  0  52         THUNDERBIRDS (42)         
 JOE FABULOUS 10859            8   9  2  51         NYE MAULERS (269)         
 AA-BOT1 10914                 6   3  0  46         DARK MECHANICUM (751)     
 SOMECALLMETIM 10840          12   8  0  45         THE ILLEARTH (265)        
 XIK01-THO 10884               8   6  1  45         DARK MECHANICUM (751)     
 DYRE 10897                    6   6  0  42         OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       
 ANTHEM 10882                  5   7  0  42         CARESS OF STEEL (740)     
 GOLLUM 10826                  7   3  0  41         OLD HOBBITS (746)         
 ALLEGAEON 10856              11   6  1  40         THE ILLEARTH (265)        
 GHOST 10736                  10   6  0  40         FEAR OF THE DARK (755)    
-SHADOW 10860                  4   1  1  40         FEAR OF THE DARK (755)    
 BOOTY HO 10945                3   0  0  37         M.U.M.ERS (766)           

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AIR AND MIEN 10875            4   0  0  36         WORK REVOLUTIONS (764)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE STEPFATHER 10900          9   2  0  33         BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     
 KYL THEMAHL 10858             7  10  0  33         BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     
 GLAR VALECH 10864             5  11  0  33         DARK MECHANICUM (751)     
 BOTESIA 10915                 3   4  0  33         M.U.M.ERS (766)           
 FLINT BLACKHEART 10956        3   0  0  33         OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       
 SHESHEQUIN 10888              9   4  0  32         EMU'S BROOD (760)         
 SALTIBILE SAM 10926           5   3  0  32         SIREN'S SONG (767)        
 WRECK-IT-RAPLH 10937          5   1  0  31         XXX BANDITS (614)         
 TEMPEST RED 10922             4   4  0  31         SIREN'S SONG (767)        
 FIRST ASPIRATION 10874        2   2  0  30         WORK REVOLUTIONS (764)    
 DIMA PINKYTOE 10902           4   7  2  27         BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     
 SMEAGOL 10785                 4   9  0  27         OLD HOBBITS (746)         
 MOONSHADOW 10813              5  11  0  26         THUNDERBIRDS (42)         
-SALSA GUY 10835               1   1  0  26         ALASTARI AMIGOS! (743)    
 SIR PALENTIO 10958            3   0  0  25         CRUEL NIGHTS (714)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUILLAN SHADE 10904           3   7  0  23         OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       
 MELLOTRON 10889               6   3  0  22         CARESS OF STEEL (740)     
 PAPIRTIGER 10918              3   4  1  21         M.U.M.ERS (766)           
 BLODDY BELLE 10925            6   2  0  20         SIREN'S SONG (767)        
 CONSUMPTION 10919             1   6  0  20         M.U.M.ERS (766)           
 DILL OF PHIL 10951            3   1  0  19         THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674) 
 NEUROTICA 10913               4   4  0  16         CARESS OF STEEL (740)     
 GRUNGE 10916                  3   4  1  16         M.U.M.ERS (766)           
 SELWYNOR 10954                1   3  0  13         EMU'S BROOD (760)         
 DEAD BIRD 38 10949            1   2  0  13         THUNDERBIRDS (42)         
 OZPREY 10957                  0   3  0  13         OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       
 FUMBLES 10938                 3   3  0  12         XXX BANDITS (614)         
 BRIARWYN 10955                3   1  0  12         EMU'S BROOD (760)         
 LA LLORONA 10934              2   5  0  11         THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674) 
 BROCK 10948                   2   3  0  11         NYE MAULERS (269)         
 DEMISE 10870                  1   1  0  11         DEATH COVEY (763)         
 MARINA WIDOWCREST 10968       1   0  0  11         SIREN'S SONG (767)        
-OBLIVION 10872                1   0  0  11         DEATH COVEY (763)         
 ERROR 10950                   2   2  0   9         XXX BANDITS (614)         
 GYPSY 10935                   1   4  0   9         CARESS OF STEEL (740)     
 PHIL-PICKLE 10952             1   3  0   6         THE ILLEARTH (265)        
 ANNIE WRECKSEAN 10959         1   2  0   6         THE ILLEARTH (265)        
-FLUMOX 10829                  0   1  0   5         NOT GREAT (762)           
 THE BUMBLE 10965              1   1  0   4         MISFIT TOY MAKERS (753)   
 TYGR TI 10963                 0   2  0   2         BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     
 AA-BOT2 10966                 0   1  0   1         DARK MECHANICUM (751)     
 BASH TURD 10967               0   1  0   1         THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674) 

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GRINCH 10894            2  5 0 BRASH BROS XMAS 662  PAPIRTIGER 10918      1026 REVENGED
ITS NOT MY TIME 10932   0  4 0 EMU'S BROOD 760      GRUNGE 10916          1024 NOT REVENGED
CALYPSO VANE 10923      5  2 1 SIREN'S SONG 767     XIK01-THO 10884       1027 JUST REVENGED
BABY DILL 10942         1  5 0 THE DEMONIC PICK 674 WURM KIN              1028 NONE
SQUALOR 10839           5 11 2 THE ILLEARTH 265     SHOTGUN SHELL 10931   1024 REVENGED
STOIC BEAR 10694       17  8 0 THUNDERBIRDS 42      FRIGHTFUL WEATH 10610 1026  
PRESS 10895             5  7 0 XXX BANDITS 614      SHADOW 10860          1027  
WART HOG 8340          14 10 2 XXX BANDITS 614      FRIAR TAWK 10776      1026  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BABY DILL was dealt death by WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ECHO MARROW vanquished XIK01-THO in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud battle.
ALLEGAEON was demolished by SHOTGUN SHELL in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
GRANNY'S BOY slimly lost to ANNELI in a slow 28 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
MISSES ANDY CAWS was devastated by KIKI VILLYN in a 10 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
BUNGEE LIPPS overpowered BLACK ELK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SOULSLICER overpowered XIK02-THO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SANDY CLAWS won victory over ADOPHIS JR in a 6 minute expert's Challenge duel.
WHACK-A-MOLE ELF overpowered WYLDFYRE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
JA PET OH overpowered SOMECALLMETIM in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge match.
HAMFAST overpowered GLAR VALECH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BULLROARER TOOK handily defeated ANTHEM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BROCK was devastated by BOTESIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
FIRST ASPIRATION was luckily beaten by GOLLUM in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
QUILLAN SHADE slimly lost to TEMPEST RED in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
AIR AND MIEN devastated MOONSHADOW in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DYRE demolished PAPIRTIGER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FLINT BLACKHEART savagely defeated BLODDY BELLE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
SMEAGOL devastated LA LLORONA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DILL OF PHIL demolished GYPSY in a 2 minute uneven Challenge bout.
ANNIE WRECKSEAN was viciously subdued by CONSUMPTION in a 3 minute Challenge fray.
PHIL-PICKLE was subdued by BRIARWYN in a 5 minute novice's Challenge fight.
LADY ROSES was overpowered by ANGEL'S ENVY in a popular 1 minute uneven Title fight.
FRIAR TAWK overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
MTV vanquished LADY THORNKISS in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
CYNDI LAUPER overpowered ROBBER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
PORTO CHUBB was overpowered by BY-TOR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
CRUEL DOOM was overpowered by CENOBITE 2.0 in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KYL THEMAHL was outlasted by GHOST in a tiresome 14 minute brutal fight.
JOE FABULOUS was luckily beaten by QUEEN PATIENCE in a 3 minute fray.
SHESHEQUIN was subdued by AA-BOT1 in a action packed 1 minute gory contest.
DIMA PINKYTOE was bested by BOOTY HO in a 1 minute veteran vs. amateur upset battle.
THE STEPFATHER overcame OZPREY in a 3 minute fight.
SALTIBILE SAM subdued GRUNGE in a 1 minute match.
NEUROTICA was handily defeated by WRECK-IT-RAPLH in a 1 minute uneven match.
FUMBLES was beaten by DEAD BIRD 38 in a 1 minute bout.
MELLOTRON won victory over DEMISE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal bout.
ERROR overcame AA-BOT2 in a popular 1 minute novice's duel.
SELWYNOR demolished BASH TURD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SIR PALENTIO devastated THE BUMBLE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
TYGR TI was handily defeated by MARINA WIDOWCREST in a 1 minute mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      17         TOTAL PARRY       75 -  55 -  1      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  12 -  0      52  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         BASHING ATTACK    41 -  38 -  4      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         AIMED BLOW        70 -  65 -  2      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   41 -  43 -  5      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    46 -  53 -  3      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  31 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  13 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  35 -  0      38  |

Turn 1028 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         8 -  9         6  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  6     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  7         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  7     
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ANGEL'S ENVY 10735          7   4  0  117 2158 BOURBON ST (759)
TOTAL PARRY      KIKI VILLYN 10759          23   9  0  120 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
STRIKING ATTACK  FRIAR TAWK 10776           18   7  3   99 CRUEL NIGHTS (714)
AIMED BLOW       ROBBER 10674               15   9  0   89 FEAR OF THE DARK (755)
SLASHING ATTACK  SOULSLICER 10788           14  13  1   87 NYE MAULERS (269)
BASHING ATTACK   CENOBITE 2.0 10806         12  11  1   66 THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
WALL OF STEEL    ADOPHIS JR 10762           16  15  2   65 THE ILLEARTH (265)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BOOTY HO 10945              3   0  0   37 M.U.M.ERS (766)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FRIAR TAWK 10776.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CONSUMPTION 10919.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEMISE 10870, 
FLINT BLACKHEART 10956, QUILLAN SHADE 10904, PHIL-PICKLE 10952, SANDY CLAWS 10641, 
WHACK-A-MOLE ELF 10861, MTV 10238, BY-TOR 10842, JOE FABULOUS 10859, and AA-BOT1 
10914.

The least popular fighter this week was ANNELI 10798.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GRANNY'S BOY 10661, GHOST 10736, MISSES ANDY CAWS 10642, TYGR TI 10963, 
BASH TURD 10967, MELLOTRON 10889, KYL THEMAHL 10858, CRUEL DOOM 10667, PORTO CHUBB 
10543, and ROBBER 10674.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FRIAR TAWK (33-10776) CRUEL NIGHTS (714)
MTV (33-10238) THE 1980'S (737)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LADY ROSES (33-10700) CRUEL NIGHTS (714)