DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/19/2018    Duedate: 05/02/2018

NIYTYOLE ISLAND ARENA

DM-33    TURN-829

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LARLU
SLORBUST (681)
(33-8907) [17-10-1,127]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LARLU                          GAMMA CENTAURI
SLORBUST (681)                 CENTAURUS (704)
(33-8907) [17-10-1,127]        (33-9122) [1-0-0,13]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LARLU                          THE UNCHOSEN ONE
SLORBUST (681)                 THE ILLEARTH (265)
(33-8907) [17-10-1,127]        (33-8879) [16-13-2,92]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

VICIOUS DELITE (695)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. D'ORKS (694)                51
2. OBSIDIAN HALL (192)         43      VICIOUS DELITE (695)
3. CENTAURUS (704)             40      Unchartered Team
4. SLORBUST (681)              34
5. DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)      34      CENTAURUS (704)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*CENTAURUS (704)            3   2  0 60.0   1/ 2 VICIOUS DELITE (695)     10  4 0
 2/ 3 VICIOUS DELITE (695)      86  58  3 59.7   2/ 4 D'ORKS (694)              9  6 1
 3/ 2 FORCE OF FIVE (690)      109  74  8 59.6   3/10 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       8  2 0
 4/ 4 FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)     59  45  4 56.7   4/ 5 RAVAGING LORDS (44)       8  7 1
 5/ 5 SLORBUST (681)           132 104  4 55.9   5/ 9 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     7  6 1
 6/ 7 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)      626 573 42 52.2   6/ 7 SLORBUST (681)            7  7 0
 7/ 9 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)    205 197 21 51.0   7/ 3 THE ILLEARTH (265)        7  8 1
 8/ 8 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)    863 832 76 50.9   8/ 6 BAD BREAD (95)            6  3 0
 9/11 FIEND FOLIO (684)         88  87  3 50.3   9/ 8 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     6  9 0
10/12 RAVAGING LORDS (44)      444 442 35 50.1  10/ 1 FORCE OF FIVE (690)       5  9 1
11/10 DEATH PENALTY (606)       83  83  9 50.0  11/14 FIEND FOLIO (684)         5  9 0
12/13 BAD BREAD (95)           348 353 23 49.6  12/ 0 DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)    4  1 0
13/14 THE ILLEARTH (265)       362 417 28 46.5  13/18 FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)     4  2 0
14/15 D'ORKS (694)              76  92  6 45.2  14/17 DEATH PENALTY (606)       4  5 0
15/ 0 DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)    73  95  2 43.5  15-13 NYE MAULERS (269)         4  6 1
16-16 NYE MAULERS (269)        246 362 45 40.5  16-11 TURTLE CAVALRY (702)      4  6 0
17/17 THE DEMONIC PICKLE (674) 115 186  9 38.2  17/ 0*CENTAURUS (704)           3  2 0
18/18 WAR COUNCIL (669)         56 116  3 32.6  18/16 THE DEMONIC PICKLE (674)  3  7 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19 TURTLE CAVALRY (702)      15  39  2 27.8  19/12 WAR COUNCIL (669)         1  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in NIYTYOLE ISLAND since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf 
Modeen adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Bein' on top is 
great while it lasts, FORCE OF FIVE.  But how many friends do you have now?  Hmmmph!  
I always thought FORCE OF FIVE was an over-rated team and they proved it with a 
1-4-1!  Up 'n down.  Up 'n down.  Rankings always change.  Up 'n down.  I think I'm 
gonna be...  Well, OBSIDIAN HALL's 3rd moved them up to 4-1-0 place.  It seems so 
recently people were saying BRASH BROS XMAS was washed up, finished.  But 3-1-1 moved 
them up 4.  I guess they're washed no more...  What's with GRAVES?  He actually beat 
RAVAGING LORDS' INCUBIS, and walked away with 25 more points from the fight.  I can 
barely restrain my enthusiam for SLORBUST's outstanding member, Duelmaster LARLU.  
Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  NIYTYOLE ISLAND thinks 
BIG LAKE BANDITS and their 863-832-76 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, 
give up...  The bums at SLORBUST couldn't face the challenges from BIG LAKE BANDITS!  
No excuse for that!  What do people see in SATAN'S FOOT?  Its 9-15-0?  THE ILLEARTH 
ain't talkin', but it's got 69 points.  Keep challenging up 28 points, GLOOM, and I 
won't have to write about you much longer.  SPIRIT'S DREAM always accepts those kind 
of challenges...  GLOOM beat SPIRIT'S DREAM (GLOOM getting 14 points, too!)--Ooh 
baby!  Now dat I likes!  AH TOE expects the easy win by going 24 points down.  
PENANGGALAN will find this a hard lesson!  Just who can AH TOE beat?  I mean, the 
last matchup with lesser-ranked PENANGGALAN shoulda been a piece of cake!  SHOOTER 
MCGAVIN of BIG LAKE BANDITS knows how to pick 'em.  He challenged SNOWED IN of BRASH 
BROS XMAS who is up by 18.  Now was this a wise move?  SHOOTER MCGAVIN perhaps got 
his just desserts, seeing as he defeated SNOWED IN and ended up with 99 recognition 
points.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  SATAN'S FOOT, with its forgettable 9-15-0,  was killed by 
MEEATU in a forgettable match.  THE ILLEARTH didn't seem to mind very much.  ERMAC of 
WAR COUNCIL didn't know when to quit.  When you've got a 16-26-2, that's a good sign. 
Now he's dead.  Death is no stranger to a warrior.  RAVAGING LORDS' INCUBIS led a 
good life before leaving NIYTYOLE ISLAND.  Many would be proud to leave behind a 
7-3-0.  Yeah, yeah, PEERLESS killed ELIGOS, who was "too young to die."  Well, it was 
a fighter, and that's what you have to face.  Here's some advice:  study your 
opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  NIYTYOLE 
ISLAND is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  I don't 
want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LARLU 8907                   17  10  1   127       SLORBUST (681)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPIRIT'S DREAM 8669          33  17  0   124       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 HIJACKED RADIO 8665          22  14  6   121       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 GLOOM 8789                   24  14  0   109       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 PENANGGALAN 8968             12  10  0   105       FIEND FOLIO (684)
 CARY GOOPER 8716             19  13  0   101       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
 BILLALO BUFF 8717            11  24  0   101       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
 SHOOTER MCGAVIN 9020         11   8  1    99       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 BAT CALLOU 8719              16  16  1    98       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
 DEATH SLAAD 8859             19  10  2    97       FIEND FOLIO (684)
 TOO MUCH PAPER 8713          19  19  2    93       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 AH TOE 8863                  23   9  0    92       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE UNCHOSEN ONE 8879        16  13  2    92       THE ILLEARTH (265)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ADOLF HITLER 3813            19   8  0    90       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
 AANA STORMHAIR 8965          14   5  0    90       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 SCURVY 8704                  20  25  2    87       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 GIBRALTAR 8844               20   9  0    85       VICIOUS DELITE (695)
 RAMMUS 8876                  17   9  0    84       FORCE OF FIVE (690)
 BAGUL 8733                   21  20  0    83       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 MEEATU 8969                  13  11  1    82       D'ORKS (694)
 SNOWED IN 8846               10  19  1    79       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 THE SAVAGE 9037              11   5  1    77       VICIOUS DELITE (695)
 KYMZO KAKASHI 8365           13  29  0    73       WAR COUNCIL (669)
 TEEMO 9056                    9   4  0    72       FORCE OF FIVE (690)
-BUM 3770                     11   7  1    69       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MOE 3772                     14  10  2    66       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
 TRILL BWIST 9053              8   5  0    64       SLORBUST (681)
 RECYCLE OVERFLOW 8911        13  15  0    63       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 BONEYARDS 8642                6   1  0    63       DEATH PENALTY (606)
 DEATH PRETZEL 8989            5   5  0    62       BAD BREAD (95)
 CRISCO BOUNTY JR 8816         9  15  0    60       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
 STABBY 9021                   9  10  0    58       D'ORKS (694)
 AMON AMARTH 9045              8   7  1    57       THE ILLEARTH (265)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRAVES 9107                   4   3  2    56       FORCE OF FIVE (690)
 THE BEAN THIEF 9108           4   5  1    55       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 NIDALEE 9057                  8   5  0    52       FORCE OF FIVE (690)
 KING CRUMPET 8909            12  11  0    51       BAD BREAD (95)
 IMBRUED FIST 9079             8   2  0    51       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
-WATER STEED 9027              4   7  1    49       TURTLE CAVALRY (702)
 KARSUS 8682                   9  19  1    47       WAR COUNCIL (669)
-VULCAN 9129                   4   2  1    47       NYE MAULERS (269)
 PEERLESS 8739                 8  12  1    45       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 HASSELHOOF 9105               8   1  1    41       D'ORKS (694)
 PENCE 8809                    7   6  0    40       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
-AMPHIBIAN FURY 9030           4   7  0    38       TURTLE CAVALRY (702)
 TAINTED LOAF 9062             4   2  0    37       BAD BREAD (95)
 ICHABOD 9130                  3   3  0    37       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 TOOFWESS 9134                 4   2  1    36       D'ORKS (694)
 FEEDERS 9096                  7   3  0    34       THE ILLEARTH (265)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GIANT TROLL 9048              6  10  0    32       FIEND FOLIO (684)
-ALICE COOPER 9135             3   2  1    32       NYE MAULERS (269)
-MR FRIDAYNIGHT 9051           3   9  1    24       NYE MAULERS (269)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRYPT THING 9109              3   6  0    23       FIEND FOLIO (684)
 KRATOS 9061                   6   4  0    22       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 THONE 9074                    5   6  0    21       SLORBUST (681)
 PRESSTONE SMELLS 9154         3   0  0    21       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
-ADAMANTAISE 9090              3   6  0    17       TURTLE CAVALRY (702)
 DABICH 9143                   2   2  0    17       SLORBUST (681)
 TETRARCH 9133                 3   3  0    16       THE ILLEARTH (265)
-TURBO 9028                    2   9  0    16       TURTLE CAVALRY (702)
-BARNABY 9031                  2   8  1    15       TURTLE CAVALRY (702)
 FORKDUP 9163                  1   0  0    15       D'ORKS (694)
 RUMPLE EPIDERMIS 9068         2   3  1    14       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
-AZTEC GOLD 8654               1   0  0    14       DEATH PENALTY (606)
 KRUULAAN 9159                 1   0  0    13       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GAMMA CENTAURI 9122           1   0  0    13       CENTAURUS (704)
 THE REAPING 9158              1   0  0    12       VICIOUS DELITE (695)
 DELTA CENTAURI 9123           1   0  0    12       CENTAURUS (704)
-DRY WHITE TOAST 9072          1   0  0     9       BAD BREAD (95)
 STAARYA 9156                  1   0  0     9       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 BLOOD RED MOON 8655           1   1  0     8       DEATH PENALTY (606)
 EPSILON CENTAURI 9121         1   0  0     7       CENTAURUS (704)
-FAMILY AWAY 9131              1   3  0     6       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 JUCK BONES 9078               1   1  1     5       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
 NABERIOUS 9144                1   2  0     5       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 BLACK PETER 9150              0   1  0     5       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 AHIT 9152                     0   2  0     2       SLORBUST (681)
 THE BURNING 9164              0   1  0     1       VICIOUS DELITE (695)
-MAN OF OAK 9073               0   1  0     1       WAR COUNCIL (669)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RAZZLE DAZZLE 9136      0  2 0 BIG LAKE BANDITS 71  ALICE COOPER 9135     825  REVENGED
FALLING STAR 1 9118     0  1 0 CENTAURUS 704        WURM KIN              829  NONE
FALLING STAR 2 9120     0  1 0 CENTAURUS 704        BANDIT PRINCE         829  NONE
LUNGER 9160             0  1 0 DEATH PENALTY 606    STONE GOLEM           829  NONE
STRIKER 9161            0  1 0 DEATH PENALTY 606    BLACK ORC             829  NONE
QULLAN 9101             2  7 0 FIEND FOLIO 684      MR FRIDAYNIGHT 9051   828   
CREEPING CHARLIE 9137   0  1 0 FLIRT WITH DIRT 293  THE BIG DOPE 9146     825  REVENGED
HALF REPS 9162          0  1 0 FORCE OF FIVE 690    DARK CHAMPION         829  NONE
OBBEKARK 9075           3  4 0 OBSIDIAN HALL 192    THE BEAN THIEF 9108   825  JUST REVENGED
INCUBIS 9080            7  3 0 RAVAGING LORDS 44    GRAVES 9107           829   
CONAUGHT 9124           0  3 0 SLORBUST 681         THIRSTIN HOWL II 9138 826   
ELIGOS 9145             2  1 0 THE DEMONIC PICK 674 PEERLESS 8739         829   
SATAN'S FOOT 8963       9 15 0 THE ILLEARTH 265     MEEATU 8969           829   
BREAKNECK 8843         13 14 0 VICIOUS DELITE 695   THE UNCHOSEN ONE 8879 827  REVENGED
CRAP 9165               0  1 0 VICIOUS DELITE 695   BLACK ORC             829  NONE
ERMAC 8361             16 26 2 WAR COUNCIL 669      HIJACKED RADIO 8665   829   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ah, Private Bashur, you are quite the funny and amusing fellow.  (Amusing yourself, I 
mean.)  Perhaps some day that will get you a promotion.  (Some day, not soon.)  Most 
try to avoid your down-challenges and getting close to you, for you are full of 
something that smells.  But, good luck in your future endeavors.  I always pray for 
the downtrodden like you. -- A Consortium Concerned Fellow

Death Penalty -- Welcome back to Niytyole Island! -- Flirt with Dirt

BlackHart -- Where did D'Ork King go?  He smelled better. -- Weirdo

Teemo -- Your manager employs some rather underhanded tactics. -- Moe

All -- So long and danks for all da fish! (walks off gnawing on a raw fish) -- Borkdup

Spirit's Dream -- Tsk, tsk, tsk (or the Ork equivalent of that sound...sounds more 
like slurping)  Dat effurt wuz wurst than last one! -- Borkdup, reiging Dup champion

Pence -- Yooz do good stabby-stabby, but me da one standin at end. -- Stabby

Satan's Foot -- Gah!  Me no fite well when hungree.  (Hasselhoof yells 'Youz is alwayz 
hungree!') Heh...dat true.  Stoopid arenuh guy no letz me eat defeeted warriors.  
(stomach growls rather loudly)  See??  Dis place stink! -- Meeatu

Twill Brist -- Well lookee dair!  Youz won one.  Me is vewy prowd.  (wipes at non-
existent tear)  (walks away laughing) -- Hasselhoof

Woolcan -- Woolcan?  Dat stoopid name.  (D'Ork King yells 'Vulcan! Vul, Vul, Vul!')  
Datz wut me said!  Woolcan!  (rolls eyes) -- Toofwees

All -- We getz next Dup she-ork.  She named Forkdup.  Yes, there be many Dups.  Dey is 
like flies on ChickDen's lunch. (stomach growls) Gah!  Dat sound good.  Now me iz 
hungree! -- D'Ork King

Press Stone -- Me hab manee teefs (opens mouth wide, revealing scary set of teeth, 
many of which are sharpened to points).  You iz thinkin' of Toofwess. -- Meeatu

General Basher -- Wut be AA and IC headz? (scratches hairy noggin). -- D'Ork King

Consodomite -- You continue to prove what a huge pile of disgust you are. There is a 
reason that children are terrified to say your name three times in a row while 
standing in the dark looking into a mirror and holding a candle.  The elastic 
waistband is a certain sign of the horror they would endure with you showing up after 
making that age-tested mistake.  Get a life you pathetic sad little loser. -- Den

Presstone -- I have Jennifer Garner here with me right now, she says she was 
misquoted.  Evidently what she really said was, "Presstone cries himself to sleep ever 
since he tried to get Philthy Phil drunk and tell him the secrets of how the AA is so 
powerful but failed miserably." -- Den

Hasturd -- I never complain about challenges, I leave that to the rest of you 
hypocrites.  Sorry about your luck, and your curious wardrobe choice. -- Den, of the 
Allied Axis

Dorking -- You actually graduated a guy, impressive.  There were two things I thought 
you would never do, 1) graduate one of your stumbling fools and 2) talk without 
spitting all over everyone. -- Den

Darkfart -- I have it from an excellent source that your little fun is about to come 
to a close.  They say absolute power corrupts absolutely, and you certainly let the 
authority gifted from God to the High Priest go to your head.  And all because you 
achieved a simple little Tourney Champion.  Wow. Big deal.  I did that before you were 
even waking up confused with your body changes.  Oh, I believe my Bean Thief will 
finally beat your dinosaur this turn.  By the time you read this, or have Consodomite 
read this to you, my Bean Thief will have achieved something you never will, 
excellence.  You are out of control, this will be corrected. -- Den

Little Stickhead -- Well egomaniac, we are all waiting for the fury you promised us 
now that the handcuffs have been removed.  Or, are you still flexing in front of the 
mirror and rehearsing what you are going to say to that toothless lady that cleans the 
fish on the pier?  When will we all be victimized by another few paragraphs about how 
great you think you are? Here is the deal, you are an idiot, and I know this because I 
know a few things because I have seen a few things, and you little fella, are an 
idiot. -- Den

Bashturd -- Yeah I know, it is the same literation I made with Hasturd, but I don't 
think referencing excrement ever gets old.  That, and it smells like Consodomite's 
breath, so that also makes it okay.  Arenamaster drool?  Isn't that what Otto uses in 
his hair to keep it so straight?  I am glad you had a losing turn last turn, and I 
hope your menstrual cramps are particularly difficult this month. -- Den, manager of 
two Stylemasters and of the Allied Axis 

Dorkio -- Man, you really are dumb.  In spite of the massive fight experience 
advantage your sad little aimer had on my basher, I prevailed.  In spite of your dirty 
tactics, I prevailed.  In spite of the stench, I prevailed.  In spite of the crowd 
roaring to kill your guy, my guy practiced restraint.  Do you have any idea how much 
people hate you?  It is biblical the amount of hate this arena directs to you and 
yours.  I hope the next time you fart, it is not really a fart. -- Den, your better

Chad -- I see you met yet another of my scum, you just don't have any luck with that 
do you? -- Den

General Ikillu -- It is good to see you on the sands.  Now, give Deeders a job so he 
can outfit his team and fight as well. -- Den

Rammus -- Well, well, well, how did you like those upper-cuts I landed on you when I 
beat you near death?  That was the scummiest scumfest to ever scum a scummer.  Let me 
know when you want it again. -- Ah Toe

DarkHeart -- It was with considerable faith that I bestowed upon you the priestly 
garments.  And so, it is with great disappointment that you have left me little choice 
but to strip them from you.  Despite Den's numerous failings he remained responsible 
and uncorrupted by the immense powers his office afforded him.  I wish I could claim 
the same for you.  I cannot.  I have watched patiently as you appointed and anointed 
on a whim.  You have haphazardly wielded the astonishing might of the AA like a child 
with a toy sword, hacking hither and yon.  I gave you control of a well-oiled machine 
and you converted it into a jalopy.  Thankfully there are exceptional men, such as 
myself, to put things right again.  You are hereby relieved of office.  Your brief 
reign of incompetence shall be omitted from the Allied Axis annals as if it never 
occurred.  Join your fellow AA outcasts now, and know your name, like theirs, shall 
only be uttered as an obscenity henchforth-- Bill, Chief Justice of the Allied Axis

Den -- Forgive my lapse of reason, High Priest. -- Bill

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FALLING STAR 1 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HALF REPS was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CRAP was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
STRIKER was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
LUNGER was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a slow 2 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
FALLING STAR 2 was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
AANA STORMHAIR won victory over THE BEAN THIEF in a 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
GLOOM luckily beat SPIRIT'S DREAM in a slow 27 minute master's Challenge brawl.
LARLU viciously subdued DEATH SLAAD in a 4 minute expert's Challenge Title duel.
AH TOE was viciously subdued by PENANGGALAN in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
ADOLF HITLER outwaited BAGUL in a tiresome 22 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
SHOOTER MCGAVIN demolished SNOWED IN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
SCURVY was savagely defeated by TOO MUCH PAPER in a 5 minute master's Challenge match.
THE SAVAGE handily defeated AMON AMARTH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MEEATU narrowly killed SATAN'S FOOT in a 2 minute expert's Challenge struggle.
FEEDERS was overpowered by DEATH PRETZEL in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
STABBY overpowered KING CRUMPET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
KRATOS was outlasted by ICHABOD in a 8 minute gory Challenge match.
TETRARCH was overcome by PRESSTONE SMELLS in a 5 minute Challenge competition.
DABICH overpowered BLOOD RED MOON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
THE UNCHOSEN ONE was outlasted by CARY GOOPER in a 9 minute expert's bout.
HIJACKED RADIO put to death ERMAC in a 4 minute brutal veteran's contest.
KYMZO KAKASHI was outlasted by GIBRALTAR in a exciting 8 minute gory expert's fight.
TEEMO was vanquished by BAT CALLOU in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RAMMUS was demolished by BILLALO BUFF in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
CRISCO BOUNTY JR overcame TOOFWESS in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
HASSELHOOF overcame GIANT TROLL in a 5 minute brutal duel.
RECYCLE OVERFLOW savagely defeated NIDALEE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.
KARSUS was overpowered by BONEYARDS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TRILL BWIST overpowered TAINTED LOAF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
INCUBIS was executed by GRAVES in a 1 minute uneven bout.
IMBRUED FIST demolished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven contest.
THONE was demolished by PENCE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PEERLESS executed ELIGOS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CRYPT THING demolished RUMPLE EPIDERMIS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JUCK BONES was subdued by KRUULAAN in a popular 3 minute novice's duel.
NABERIOUS was vanquished by FORKDUP in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
AHIT was vanquished by THE REAPING in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
DELTA CENTAURI vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
STAARYA subdued THE BURNING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute beginner's conflict.
GAMMA CENTAURI overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BLACK PETER was overcome by EPSILON CENTAURI in a 1 minute amateur's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         TOTAL PARRY       73 -  58 -  3      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     14         LUNGING ATTACK    80 -  70 -  7      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         WALL OF STEEL     30 -  30 -  2      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         SLASHING ATTACK   39 -  40 -  2      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -  21 -  0      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         AIMED BLOW        29 -  32 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         STRIKING ATTACK   62 -  75 -  9      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         BASHING ATTACK    29 -  38 -  4      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  11 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  17 -  0      37  |

Turn 829 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      4 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  5         3  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  8         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        6 -  8         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  5         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   LARLU 8907                 17  10  1  127 SLORBUST (681)
TOTAL PARRY      SPIRIT'S DREAM 8669        33  17  0  124 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
WALL OF STEEL    HIJACKED RADIO 8665        22  14  6  121 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
BASHING ATTACK   SHOOTER MCGAVIN 9020       11   8  1   99 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DEATH SLAAD 8859           19  10  2   97 FIEND FOLIO (684)
STRIKING ATTACK  THE UNCHOSEN ONE 8879      16  13  2   92 THE ILLEARTH (265)
SLASHING ATTACK  AANA STORMHAIR 8965        14   5  0   90 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LARLU 8907.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
THE UNCHOSEN ONE 8879.  The ten other most popular fighters were LARLU 8907, DEATH 
PRETZEL 8989, TETRARCH 9133, PENANGGALAN 8968, TOO MUCH PAPER 8713, JUCK BONES 9078, 
KYMZO KAKASHI 8365, NIDALEE 9057, KRUULAAN 9159, and AANA STORMHAIR 8965.

The least popular fighter this week was GLOOM 8789.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SPIRIT'S DREAM 8669, ADOLF HITLER 3813, BAGUL 8733, LUNGER 9160, KRATOS 
9061, BLACK PETER 9150, AHIT 9152, RUMPLE EPIDERMIS 9068, ELIGOS 9145, and THONE 
9074.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SPIRIT'S DREAM (33-8669) BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)

                      SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA

We have planned our summer FTF for July 13-15, 2018, in Arlington, Virginia, only 7 
miles on a quick Metro ride from Washington, D.C.!.  It will be held at the Holiday 
Inn Arlington at Ballston.  Room rates are $120 per night on 7/12 and 7/15 and $79 on 
7/13 and 7/14, 1-2 occupancy.  There's free wireless throughout the property as well 
as a fitness center, outdoor pool, and business center, as well as a resturant and bar 
inside the hotel.  There is no airport shuttle and parking is $7/day.  The rooms are 
blocked -- ask for the Reality Simulations block.  Reservations must be made by 6/12.  
(As always if you have issues making reservations, please let us know!)  

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Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                                          -- RSI