DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/23/2015    Duedate: 05/06/2015

NIATOLI ISLAND ARENA

DM-33    TURN-754

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THE INTEROGATOR
BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
(33-8244) [9-7-1,66]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SIR EDWARD                     CUT DROOL
KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)        DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
(33-8047) [19-8-0,114]         (33-8343) [5-1-1,54]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GENOVYFA                       FEVER DOG
OBSIDIAN HALL (192)            THE ILLEARTH (265)
(33-8117) [19-14-1,101]        (33-6852) [13-16-2,59]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OBSIDIAN HALL (192)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BAD BREAD (95)              44
2. THE APOSTLES (133)          38      OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
3. WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA (658)  36      Unchartered Team
4. NYE MAULERS (269)           32
5. DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)   29DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*DYSTOPIAN OVERLORD (667)  18  12  1 60.0   1/ 1 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)      10  5 0
 2/ 3 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)      469 419 34 52.8   2/ 3 XXX BANDITS (614)         9  5 0
 3/ 4 RAVAGING LORDS (44)      347 319 31 52.1   3/ 2 THE ILLEARTH (265)        8  7 0
 4/ 6 BAD COMPANY (145)        323 311 39 50.9   4/ 6 NYE MAULERS (269)         8  7 0
 5/ 5 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     40  39  4 50.6   5/10 BAD BREAD (95)            7  5 0
 6/ 7 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)    668 658 62 50.4   6/ 7 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     7  8 1
 7- 9*ONE DEEP (669)             2   2  0 50.0   7/ 4*DYSTOPIAN OVERLORD (667)  7  8 1
 8/ 8 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)  175 177  8 49.7   8/13 THE APOSTLES (133)        6  9 2
 9/10 BAD BREAD (95)           230 248 20 48.1   9/ 8 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     6  9 0
10/11 DEMONSPAWN (194)         325 358 19 47.6  10/ 9 DEMONSPAWN (194)          5  2 0
11/12 THE ILLEARTH (265)       187 223 16 45.6  11/ 5 RAVAGING LORDS (44)       5 10 1
12/14 XXX BANDITS (614)         81 101  6 44.5  12/14 WILLIAMSBURG MALIT (658)  4  5 0
13/15 WILLIAMSBURG MALIT (658)  40  50  2 44.4  13/11 BAD COMPANY (145)         3  2 0
14/13 SLAUGHTERHOUSE (45)       36  47  4 43.4  14/17 4 PROS & A HACKER (661)   3  3 0
15/16 NYE MAULERS (269)        164 238 27 40.8  15/12 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)   2  8 0
16/17 THE APOSTLES (133)       143 216 19 39.8  16/18 SLAUGHTERHOUSE (45)       2 12 0
17/18 4 PROS & A HACKER (661)   24  40  2 37.5  17-16*ONE DEEP (669)            1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Everybody does know that cream always rises to the top, right! 

So sorry, Zyro, you have tried many times and you have failed every time! I  must ask 
my XXX Bandits to rise to the top as well first by cutting down this Cut Drooling 
freak. I think, Wwart hog your time to shine and for THE INTEROGATOR I have a few 
questions for you after I cut your body down from head to toe Blue Hammer was a good 
friend of mine! My time on the island has come and please everybody don't let night 
shield anywhere near the throne!

                                          -- War Pig

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out NIATOLI ISLAND 
to see what's new.  I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings or anything, but RAVAGING 
LORDS really goofed with their 0-5-0.  The guys at BAD BREAD like really pulled 
together to get a 3-2-0 this turn, moving up by 5.  Cut this out and put it in your 
scrapbooks, BIG LAKE BANDITS!  'Cause they got 4-1-0 and moved up to 6th!  MVP award 
for CHIP MONK?  WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA's proud of him after beating CLEAN UP and 
getting 20 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  CLEAN UP's match with CHIP MONK 
cost him a loss of 16 points!  The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause he's 
Number One!  THE INTEROGATOR knows this.  He was Bloodfeuded by the Duelmaster.  And 
I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome THE 
INTEROGATOR.  Aren't BIG LAKE BANDITS proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really 
being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of BIG LAKE BANDITS must be getting 
lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  
Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are DEMONSPAWN?  BIG LAKE BANDITS, an easy team to beat 
if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Can SLAUGHTERHOUSE's 
DEADEYE be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the 
same?  Some fights are really unfair.  How do you think POLYPHEMUS feels about being 
challenged by GENOVYFA, 27 points above him?  GENOVYFA beat POLYPHEMUS.  No surprise 
about that.  Really I'm not surprised GENOVYFA would do such a scummy thing, either.  
People were asking me did BLACKTOOTH GRIM REALLY challenge 2LIVE CROUTON?  (all 
right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or 
anything, but 2LIVE CROUTON wants me to write about it since he bested BLACKTOOTH 
GRIM.  Satisfied?  GOV UHRHAMMER must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair 
fights.  He challenged CHILL FIRE.  13 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they 
tell me.) I thought GOV UHRHAMMER showed great skill and promise when he won victory 
over CHILL FIRE.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  How cruel!  KNIGHTS OF LEGEND heartlessly sent his to BLACK KNIGHT 
certain fate in the Dark Arena.  Is a 8-11-0 bad or something?  Like, who is this 
guy???  PAUL gets sent to the Dark Arena, battles SPYMASTER, and returns to tell of 
it!!!  I bet THE APOSTLES manager is surprised!  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all 
you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  NIATOLI ISLAND is like such a dump, and you guys smell too 
much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE INTEROGATOR 8244          9   7  1    66       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIR EDWARD 8047              19   8  0   114       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GENOVYFA 8117                19  14  1   101       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 MIGHTY KASHITZ 7636          18   5  0    99       BAD COMPANY (145)
 DEVIANT MONK 8195            11   5  0    92       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZYRO 8118                    18  15  0    90       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 DEATH'S HAND 8189             9  12  2    87       WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA (658)
-PRO 1 8217                    8   5  0    73       4 PROS & A HACKER (661)
 WILLIAM WALLACE 8105          7   2  0    73       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)
 ANDREW 8191                  10   8  0    69       THE APOSTLES (133)
 POLYPHEMUS 8184              12  11  0    68       WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA (658)
 2LIVE CROUTON 7893            9   2  0    68       BAD BREAD (95)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OG 8173                      12  10  1    66       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 THE RABBI 8204               11   7  2    65       THE APOSTLES (133)
 THE HAND COLLECTOR 8128      12  21  0    61       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 FEVER DOG 6852               13  16  2    59       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 JARVIS 7527                  10  14  1    59       NYE MAULERS (269)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COOKING THE MEAL 8226         8   3  2    56       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 MAULMAN MAX 8251              9   5  1    55       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 RETURNS 8223                 10   8  0    54       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 CUT DROOL 8343                5   1  1    54       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 DAGGER DALE 8313              6   1  0    53       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 ADOLPHE MENJOU 449           10   4  0    48       SLAUGHTERHOUSE (45)
 GWYN THE HUNTER 8267          9   4  0    48       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 GAUCHE BRIOCHE 7935           3   2  0    47       BAD BREAD (95)
 CHIP MONK 8334                4   3  0    46       WILLIAMSBURG MALITIA (658)
 TACOMA 7785                   7   2  1    42       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 WART HOG 8340                 4   2  0    42       XXX BANDITS (614)
 BRIAN RADENZIL 8260           8   6  0    41       NYE MAULERS (269)
 AAGRIVATOR 8248               9   3  0    40       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 KILGORE 344                   8  10  1    39       SLAUGHTERHOUSE (45)
 DEADEYE 347                   8  10  1    39       SLAUGHTERHOUSE (45)
 BLACKTOOTH GRIM 8263          6   7  1    39       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 SUPER CHIEF 8315              5   1  0    38       BAD COMPANY (145)
 CLEAN UP 8225                 9   9  1    37       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 PUT LIGHTS UP 8222            9   9  0    36       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAZZARO 566                   5   4  2    33       SLAUGHTERHOUSE (45)
 PRO 4 8276                    3   6  0    33       4 PROS & A HACKER (661)
 GENUINE BADCAT 8338           2   6  0    33       NYE MAULERS (269)
 PAUL 8342                     1   6  1    33       THE APOSTLES (133)
 GOV UHRHAMMER 8324            5   4  0    31       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 REGGIE WHITE 8337             6   2  0    30       NYE MAULERS (269)
 PC SLEDGE 8273                8   4  1    29       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 CRYSTAL RAM 8348              5   1  0    28       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 JUNEAU 7787                   4   5  0    28       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 PHOENIX 7788                  4   5  0    28       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 THE PUPPETMASTER 8399         2   0  0    28       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 LIL DENNY 8272                5   1  0    26       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 DEATHCRAVER 452               4   8  0    26       SLAUGHTERHOUSE (45)
 SLUDGE OOZE 8344              4   2  0    26       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 SCAB SQUIZZLE 8358            3   1  0    25       BAD COMPANY (145)
 BYRTHAA 8378                  2   3  1    24       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 A HACKER 8317                 2   1  0    24       4 PROS & A HACKER (661)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNWANTED GUESTS 8224          4  10  1    23       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
-XODEN NIGHTSHIELD 8364        2   2  0    21       ONE DEEP (669)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALACIOUS CRUMB 8394          1   0  0    19       BAD BREAD (95)
 HYDRYK 8300                   4   6  0    18       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 OMAHA 7786                    3   6  0    15       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 CHILL FIRE 8345               2   4  0    14       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 DISCO STICK 8413              1   0  0    14       XXX BANDITS (614)
 THE FRYAR 8401                1   1  1    11       THE APOSTLES (133)
 BEDAZZLER 8381                3   1  0    10       XXX BANDITS (614)
 LACY 8360                     1   0  0    10       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 BIG ARM BILL 8391             1   2  1     6       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 R U KIDDING 8411              0   1  0     1       BAD COMPANY (145)
 WICKED LESTAR 8407            0   1  0     1       NYE MAULERS (269)
 JUNK 8410                     0   1  0     1       BAD COMPANY (145)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SHAGGER 7 8398          0  1 0 4 PROS & A HACKE 661 BIG ARM BILL 8391     753   
DATA 6 8408             0  1 0 BAD BREAD 95         DARK CHAMPION         754  NONE
DATA 7 8409             0  1 0 BAD BREAD 95         MOUNTAIN TROLL        754  NONE
SPYMASTER               0  0 0 DARK ARENA           PAUL 8342             754  NONE
MIND PUS 8346           2  4 0 DYSTOPIAN OVERLO 667 BANDIT PRINCE         754  NONE
BLACK KNIGHT 8079       8 12 0 KNIGHTS OF LEGEN 224 GERELIN LOSTFIRE      754  NONE
DUMB 8403               0  1 0 KNIGHTS OF LEGEN 224 BLACK ORC             754  NONE
STUPID 8404             0  1 0 KNIGHTS OF LEGEN 224 GERELIN LOSTFIRE      754  NONE
JACK THE WINKER 8384    1  2 0 NYE MAULERS 269      THE FRYAR 8401        753   
TEMPE 7784              1  5 0 RAVAGING LORDS 44    BYRTHAA 8378          751  REVENGED
GRAVE CHANCE 8414       0  1 0 THE APOSTLES 133     ARENAMASTER KAGH      754  NONE
BLUE HAMMER 8294        3  5 0 XXX BANDITS 614      THE INTEROGATOR 8244  753   
BRAIN BUSTER 8304       3  5 0 XXX BANDITS 614      CUT DROOL 8343        753   
DIE 8412                0  1 0 XXX BANDITS 614      STONE GOLEM           754  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Bashur -- My apologies for confusing you with Assur's crew.  I think it's hilarious 
how you can tell who the real losers are OUTSIDE of the game by all the hot air and 
weak wit that's used amongst one another.  This is more entertaining than reading a US 
Weekly. -- Xoden

Denise -- Why would you want to punch Willie in the eye?  What did he ever do to you?  
I know everyone wants a half-Dwarf, but really? -- Xoden

Dead Deed -- You'll never figure out the puzzle so you might as well stick to what 
you're good at and just lay down on the safe sand and accept defeat. -- Xoden

Omaha -- Like the actual town in Nebraska known for...oh yeah, nothing... just stick 
to a simpler opponent cause you can't beat me. -- Xoden

General Bashur -- Do me a favor but, I'd like to know who runs what team, and which 
manager/team is a part of which alliance, cause the time for the hunt has begun. -- 
Xoden

Big Guy -- It's time to earn my paycheck.

Spudwaft -- Congratulations on getting Miss Piggy immortalized.  I'm sure that she'll 
be one of the few that you accomplish that feat with and will likely be your only 
Duelmaster in this arena.  Seeing her leave is sad in a sense.  Sad that is to see 
that you have already reached your peak. -- Dameon Darkheart

Den I'd comment on your poor turns but why?  Isn't that status quo for you? -- DD

AA -- So which of you are AA and which are AA Wolfpack?  I just want to know who's 
fighting who here.  Clever though, since you can't beat anyone else you resort to 
beating on each other. -- DD

Chosen One / Spirit -- Even though you both fell asleep at the proverbial wheel Var 
and I continued to dominate in true IC fashion.  Won't you join the party? -- DD

Andrew -- Oops!  Did I do that?  Seems I had to take a two minute break between 
wenches to beat you senseless.  It was fun though, perhaps again this turn?  This time 
I'll hold my ale in my off hand and throttle you without spilling a drop! -- Deviant 
Monk

General Gasser -- You're still here?  Interesting.  Maybe I would take more notice of 
you if any of your stable were running in the upper ranks of the arena. -- DD

GOV UHRHAMMER -- Were you not bedazzled!! -- Bedazzler  

CUT DROOL -- Not nice.  Not nice at all. -- Ghost of 
Brain Buster

TCO -- Why do you hide?  Come out and play! -- XXX Bandits

War Pig -- Grats on your invite! Now get the heck out of here!! -- Spirit

Phil -- Lol!  We did bore a lot of forest creatures to death with our 94 minute snooze 
fest. -- Spirit

Den -- You dog The Chosen One for going 1-4 on the same turn you go 0-5? Nice. -- Spirit

Slaughterhouse -- Welcome back! -- Spirit

Deeders/Studcraft -- You guys are our puppets??  Well bring me a beer! -- Spirit

Den -- We do have some common ground.  I think Bashur is a coward, too! -- Spirit

Paladin -- Young man, you are the only civilized denizen on this Isle.  I respect 
that! -- Spirit

All -- Sorry I missed last turn.  I was still too busy laughing at Den's 0-5. -- 
Spirit

Otto -- How vulgar you were last turn.  You don't see us making comments like that.  
Degenerate! -- Den

One Inch Deep -- Don't call me the "Priestess", I don't like it.  And, don't insinuate 
that I run around "bumping [my] chest" like a common ape.  You see, owner of filth, 
purveyor of ignorance, and handler of insignificance, I am astute and cultured and 
walk like a gentleman even when I am surrounded by garbage such as yourself.  If you 
actually had a team to fight you would find that I would go through it faster and with 
the same elegance that Sherman went through the South. -- Den

Studcraft -- It seems that while my Interogator was questioning your Blue Hammer 
things got out of hand.  I have heard that words can hurt as much as a blade, and it 
would seem my Interogator knows a whole lot of words.  So, do you actually bury a Blue 
Hammer or just bring it back to Smurf village? -- Den

Coward Bashur -- Were you worried that my Hand Collector was going to add to his 
already impressive collection of hands?  Looks like Cooking the Meal may want to head 
on over to Otto's and learn a little something about cooking and maybe try his hand at 
a humble pie.  Use your hands while you still have them. -- Den

Padre -- I have more kills than you have wins.  That is funny.  Shows what a dim wit 
loser you are. -- Den

Vart -- Hey, excellent 1-4 last turn.  You really are an amazing manager are you not?  
I particularly enjoyed how my rookie Puppetmaster brought your Crystal Ram to his 
knees.  Even with your massive tourney experience you could not overcome my natural 
and proficient ability to beat you.  I hate to thump my chest, but damn I can be 
impressive some days. -- Den 

Slaughterhouse -- Well, you went 1-4 last turn.  I would make additional witty 
comments, but it is not like we expected anything different from you.  My suggestion 
to you, breathe, choke, and die. -- Den

Spirit -- Where the 'deeders have you been?  I am assuming that your warriors did not 
fight last turn as they had to take the cheap voyage back from the tourney and missed 
the games on the sand?  As your warriors were stuck in steerage due to your limited 
funding, my warriors were topside enjoying the sun and games on the deck.  Opulence is 
awesome.  Is that why you want so badly to be me? -- Den

Padre -- You didn't get a single win last turn, how truly pathetic.  Your dads must be 
very proud. -- Den

The Chosen One -- It was a normal day at the brothel, the women enjoying the 
afternoon.  They had the usual difficulties getting the Inner Circle members to pay 
for their trade, the argument always being that they only needed a couple of minutes 
and didn't understand why they had to pay full price.  But alas, the house mom would 
get the payment in full as required.  As the girls were talking about tricks and 
treats the house mom came back and said they had a prospect in the waiting room that 
said he would pay 2 silvers to the first woman he saw, and he liked to use his hands.  
Camilla the Clam was closest to the door and she hurried through finding herself face 
to face with Eddie the Fishhook, probably not the best time to be chosen.  Needless to 
say, Camilla earned a new nickname. -- Den

General Ikillu -- Very pleased to see your team earning awards.  Commanding the 
northern armies is a great weight on your shoulders, but I see your leadership on the 
sands has not suffered.  Continue to show the simple people how the Allied Axis shines 
brighter than the midday sun. -- Den

Den -- It is rare that I really care much about an individual fight, but that one 
really, really hurt.  To see my warrior lose to your now 12-20 loser hurt in a way I 
just cannot describe.  Even Clean Up's almost killing of your better warrior wasn't 
enough to soften the blow.  (Perhaps a kill might have softened it, but hard to know 
for sure).  Losing?  No problem.  Losing to that warrior in that way?  Problem.  
Please DA him soon to prevent others from going through such anguish. -- General 
Bashur

Otto the Baker -- You are simply a sick man. -- Bashur

Philthball -- Perhaps if you wrote personals more than once every blue moon we would 
bother to think up something original and interesting for your perusal. -- The General

Den -- Have you ever noticed that Darkfart makes big claims in the personals about how 
the arena is his and how much greater the IC is than everyone else, but then when it 
comes time for the fights and ads, they are as often absent as they are present.  I 
truly feel sorry for their families who must suffer from their commitment issues. -- 
G. Bashur

Deeders -- I truly hope you don't have a family.  No family should have to suffer such 
a depraved mind -- Bashur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLACK KNIGHT was viciously butchered by GERELIN LOSTFIRE in a 1 minute fight.
MIND PUS was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
PAUL savagely slew SPYMASTER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DATA 7 was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DATA 6 was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
GRAVE CHANCE was butchered by ARENAMASTER KAGHAL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
STUPID was dealt death by GERELIN LOSTFIRE in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
DUMB was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
DIE was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
WAR PIG was vanquished by THE INTEROGATOR in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud Title duel.
SLUDGE OOZE was savagely defeated by LAZZARO in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
ZYRO was savagely defeated by MIGHTY KASHITZ in a 3 minute expert's Challenge match.
GENOVYFA overpowered POLYPHEMUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
THE HAND COLLECTOR was outwaited by ANDREW in a 15 minute master's Challenge conflict.
ADOLPHE MENJOU was subdued by THE RABBI in a popular 2 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
MAULMAN MAX handily defeated DEADEYE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
OG viciously subdued FEVER DOG in a crowd pleasing 4 minute veteran's Challenge fray.
BLACKTOOTH GRIM was devastated by 2LIVE CROUTON in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
DAGGER DALE beat TACOMA in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
LIL DENNY was beaten by WART HOG in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
REGGIE WHITE outwaited DEATHCRAVER in a tiring 7 minute Challenge contest.
GAUCHE BRIOCHE overpowered KILGORE in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
GOV UHRHAMMER viciously subdued CHILL FIRE in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
BRIAN RADENZIL savagely defeated AAGRIVATOR in a slow 44 minute gory Challenge match.
HYDRYK was vanquished by CRYSTAL RAM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SIR EDWARD vanquished DEVIANT MONK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEATH'S HAND subdued WILLIAM WALLACE in a action packed 1 minute veteran's melee.
JARVIS was unbelievably bested by RETURNS in a action packed 5 minute brutal bout.
CUT DROOL handily defeated PC SLEDGE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SUPER CHIEF defeated JUNEAU in a 2 minute fight.
PUT LIGHTS UP was vanquished by GWYN THE HUNTER in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
CLEAN UP was subdued by CHIP MONK in a 1 minute fight.
COOKING THE MEAL defeated PHOENIX in a 1 minute bout.
A HACKER beat UNWANTED GUESTS in a action packed 3 minute bout.
GENUINE BADCAT demolished BEDAZZLER in a popular 7 minute bloody uneven contest.
PRO 4 demolished THE FRYAR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
OMAHA was handily defeated by BYRTHAA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BIG ARM BILL was demolished by DISCO STICK in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
THE PUPPETMASTER vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SCAB SQUIZZLE vanquished WICKED LESTAR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LACY demolished R U KIDDING in a 1 minute uneven competition.
SALACIOUS CRUMB overpowered JUNK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 16         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   13         AIMED BLOW        23 -  18 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         TOTAL PARRY       61 -  51 -  1      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -  17 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     40 -  41 -  4      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         LUNGING ATTACK    57 -  68 -  2      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   47 -  71 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  37 -  3      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  31 -  4      30  |

Turn 754 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  8         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  6         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      7 -  6     STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  9         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  6         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    THE INTEROGATOR 8244        9   7  1   66 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
AIMED BLOW       SIR EDWARD 8047            19   8  0  114 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)
LUNGING ATTACK   GENOVYFA 8117              19  14  1  101 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
STRIKING ATTACK  WILLIAM WALLACE 8105        7   2  0   73 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)
TOTAL PARRY      ANDREW 8191                10   8  0   69 THE APOSTLES (133)
PARRY-STRIKE     DAGGER DALE 8313            6   1  0   53 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
SLASHING ATTACK  GWYN THE HUNTER 8267        9   4  0   48 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GENOVYFA 8117.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FEVER DOG 6852.  The ten other most popular fighters were GENUINE BADCAT 8338, 
LAZZARO 566, BLACKTOOTH GRIM 8263, GOV UHRHAMMER 8324, JARVIS 7527, THE RABBI 8204, 
WART HOG 8340, UNWANTED GUESTS 8224, ZYRO 8118, and STUPID 8404.

The least popular fighter this week was AAGRIVATOR 8248.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BRIAN RADENZIL 8260, ANDREW 8191, THE HAND COLLECTOR 8128, REGGIE WHITE 
8337, JUNK 8410, R U KIDDING 8411, WICKED LESTAR 8407, BIG ARM BILL 8391, OMAHA 7786, 
and BEDAZZLER 8381.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WAR PIG (33-7914) XXX BANDITS (614)