DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/15/2017    Duedate: 06/28/2017

NIATOLI ISLAND ARENA

DM-33    TURN-807

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SLUDGE OOZE
DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
(33-8344) [35-15-0,132]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SLUDGE OOZE                    VENGE
DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)      VICIOUS DELITE (695)
(33-8344) [35-15-0,132]        (33-8840) [6-2-1,60]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ZAEBOS                         GENTILE BIBLETHUMPER
THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)      HE BE GBS (693)
(33-8548) [16-21-3,111]        (33-8861) [5-5-0,54]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

VICIOUS DELITE (695)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)   48
2. HE BE GBS (693)             39      SLORBUST (681)
3. BAD BREAD (95)              34      Unchartered Team
4. DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)   32
5. OBSIDIAN HALL (192)         29      VICIOUS DELITE (695)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*VICIOUS DELITE (695)      25  15  1 62.5   1/ 1*VICIOUS DELITE (695)     11  4 1
 2/ 2 SLORBUST (681)            81  53  1 60.4   2/ 3 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)    10  5 1
 3- 3 FORCE OF FIVE (690)       55  37  3 59.8   3/ 2 BAD BREAD (95)            9  3 0
 4/ 4 THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)    84  60  3 58.3   4/10 SLORBUST (681)            9  5 0
 5/ 5 THE BLOODGUARDS (689)     31  24  6 56.4   5/ 6 HE BE GBS (693)           9  5 0
 6/ 6 FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)     20  16  1 55.6   6/12 DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)    8  7 0
 7/ 0 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORD (667) 135 115 10 54.0   7/ 8 THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)    7  3 0
 8/ 8 HE BE GBS (693)           34  29  4 54.0   8/ 5 THE BLOODGUARDS (689)     7  8 1
 9/ 7 FIEND FOLIO (684)         41  35  0 53.9   9/21 THE ILLEARTH (265)        7  8 0
10/ 9 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)      576 527 41 52.2  10/ 4 THE DEMONIC PICKLE (674)  7  8 0
11/10 SOULFIRE (696)            29  28  1 50.9  11/18 FIEND FOLIO (684)         6  1 0
12-12 DEMONSPAWN (194)         443 434 24 50.5  12/19 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       6  6 1
13/11 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)    155 153 17 50.3  13/23 THE APOSTLES (133)        6  8 0
14/14 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)    797 789 71 50.3  14/13 SOULFIRE (696)            6  9 0
15/13 BAD COMPANY (145)        371 368 40 50.2  15/14*OVERWATCH (697)           6  9 0
16/16 BAD BREAD (95)           321 321 21 50.0  16/15 BLOODSTONE DWARVES (673)  5  3 2
17/15 WINTER THAW (529)         24  27  2 47.1  17/ 9 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     5  8 1
18/17 BLOODSTONE DWARVES (673) 100 115  9 46.5  18/20 BAD COMPANY (145)         5 10 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 THE ILLEARTH (265)       313 361 24 46.4  19-16 XXX BANDITS (614)         4  1 2
20-20 XXX BANDITS (614)        143 176  9 44.8  20/24 FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)     4  1 1
21/21 DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)    51  67  1 43.2  21- 7 FORCE OF FIVE (690)       4  6 0
22/19*OVERWATCH (697)           17  23  1 42.5  22/17 D'ORKS (694)              4  8 1
23/22 THE APOSTLES (133)       225 311 24 42.0  23/11 WINTER THAW (529)         4 11 0
24-24*M IS FOR MEGA (683)        2   3  1 40.0  24-26*M IS FOR MEGA (683)       2  3 1
25/25 THE DEMONIC PICKLE (674)  78 130  6 37.5  25/ 0 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORD (667)  2  3 0
26-26 WAR COUNCIL (669)         29  59  3 33.0  26-25 DEMONSPAWN (194)          1  3 0
27/27 D'ORKS (694)              16  42  2 27.6  27-22 MAGUS MAJESTATIS (587)    1  4 0
28-28 MAGUS MAJESTATIS (587)     9  26  1 25.7  28-28 WAR COUNCIL (669)         1  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
NIATOLI ISLAND brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  With any luck, I can sneak 
into The Don't Drop Inn and join THE ILLEARTH's celebration over their good record 
this turn.  9th place, not bad.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for 
WINTER THAW, who went 1-4-0 and dropped 12 into 23rd.  Here's my pity, for what it's 
worth.  Now let's all watch HE BE GBS' heads swell from their 3-1-0 this turn.  Haa 
ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to 
see ZAEBOS win a fight and gain 38 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, LAUGHING PRINCE beat 
BORDER PATROL and BORDER PATROL lost 17 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if 
variety is the spice of life, NIATOLI ISLAND may be getting bland, as NAAN COMBATANT 
stays top dog in the city.  The Don't Drop Inn, humph!  I've tasted better ale at 
mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From NIATOLI ISLAND's trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  NIATOLI 
ISLAND, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  BIG LAKE BANDITS the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it looks like HE BE GBS avoided 
them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  THE 
BEN HATER was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  I suspect either a 21 will or a 21 ego on this one, 
but FATSO has challenged up by 28 in an attempt against PRETTY NIFTY.  And, oof!  
FATSO saw stars around his helmet, after losing the fight, and disappointing the 
crowds, I might add.  Now look at this.  AH TOE challenged down 19 against VICIOUS 
DELITE's FLATLINE.  What a weasel!  Question now is, will NIATOLI ISLAND accept this 
sort of tacky behavior?  AH TOE beating FLATLINE.  The insult, the....yech!  I guess 
I can give a little credit to THASH of SOULFIRE for challenging up by 25 to 
BREAKNECK.  THASH won to get 54 points of recognition.  And we have CRISCO BOUNTY JR 
in a challenge, going down 13 points for the fight.  Guess what?  I thought CRISCO 
BOUNTY JR showed great skill and promise when he overcame UDDERMUDDER.  All right, so 
I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Bye bye, warrior, bye bye...  ARRG, a 
glorious 4-5-2 fighter, has passed away.  Gee, too bad WINTER THAW.  Nipped in the 
bud, you might say, was ORPHANED SHEW of BLOODSTONE DWARVES this turn.  Course, I 
wouldn't say that, so much as have a belly laugh.  Heh heh.  Seriously now, is it 
really honorable for VENGE from VICIOUS DELITE to kill ARRG and give WINTER THAW the 
chance to bloodfeud?  Mmmm, could be.  We're all going to die in the end, so why 
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLUDGE OOZE 8344             35  15  0   132       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LIL DENNY 8272               38  11  0   137       DEMONSPAWN (194)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRETTY NIFTY 8757            14   8  3   125       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 ZAEBOS 8548                  16  21  3   111       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 GREVINE 8624                 16  12  1   109       SLORBUST (681)
 IN THE CLOSET 8652           13   8  1   107       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 BANNOR 8751                   9   2  3   102       THE BLOODGUARDS (689)
 DEADLY IMGM 8660             12   6  2    99       THE APOSTLES (133)
 YOUR(E)DUM 8564              18  12  1    96       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
-BEDAZZLER 8381               18  15  0    95       XXX BANDITS (614)
-KATARINA 8764                13   6  0    93       FORCE OF FIVE (690)
-XVART 8696                   10   6  0    92       FIEND FOLIO (684)
 GRIZZLY BARE 8825            10   2  1    91       HE BE GBS (693)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TICKLES MALLOY 8425          13   8  0    90       BAD COMPANY (145)
 FRUIT CAKE 8537              21  19  1    87       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 EVICTION 8608                17  17  1    84       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 KAIRN 8791                    7   3  1    84       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
-TRUNDLE 8763                 10   9  1    83       FORCE OF FIVE (690)
 FATSO 8567                   18  12  0    82       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 HIDDEN FURY 6171              6   6  0    82       WINTER THAW (529)
 CHALLAH AKBAR 8726            9   7  0    80       BAD BREAD (95)
 MULE 8785                    11   5  0    77       SLORBUST (681)
 BILLALO BUFF 8717             7  18  0    74       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
-KLED 8766                    10   8  0    73       FORCE OF FIVE (690)
-BONESNAPPER 8794              7   2  0    73       FIEND FOLIO (684)
 CREEPING DEATH 8681          17  10  1    70       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 SPIRIT'S DREAM 8669          18  10  0    68       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 CRAVY DOCKETT 8731           13  11  0    68       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LONG SHOT 6170                7   2  0    66       WINTER THAW (529)
 CARY GOOPER 8716             14   8  0    64       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
 VENGE 8840                    6   2  1    60       VICIOUS DELITE (695)
-HIJACKED RADIO 8665          10  10  4    58       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 KUO-TOA 8693                 10   9  0    58       FIEND FOLIO (684)
 GRANNY BEA 8823               8   5  0    58       HE BE GBS (693)
 HELBENDT 8841                 7   1  0    58       VICIOUS DELITE (695)
-LOKI 8868                     6   2  0    58       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 LAUGHING PRINCE 8533          6   5  0    57       BAD COMPANY (145)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE AWRY ASCENT 8666         12  13  0    56       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 VIPER 8848                    9   3  0    56       SOULFIRE (696)
 DREAM SMASHER 8543            4   6  0    56       BAD COMPANY (145)
 BAGUL 8733                   13   9  0    55       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 GENTILE BIBLETHUMPER 8861     5   5  0    54       HE BE GBS (693)
 THASH 8857                    5   4  0    54       SOULFIRE (696)
 BAT CALLOU 8719              10  12  1    53       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
 DOOMLOAF 8725                10   9  0    53       BAD BREAD (95)
 OB (SERVANT) 8805             9   4  0    53       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 BUM 3770                      6   1  1    53       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
 SCURVY 8704                  13  13  0    52       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 SOYLENT GREEN 8779            8   9  0    52       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 GLOOM 8789                   11   6  0    51       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 TULL 8749                     7   4  0    49       THE BLOODGUARDS (689)
 GIBRALTAR 8844                6   2  0    47       VICIOUS DELITE (695)
-ROHNERT 7070                  4   8  1    46       MAGUS MAJESTATIS (587)
 BORDER PATROL 8740           10   8  0    45       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
-ADOLF HITLER 3813             8   0  0    44       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
-ERMAC 8361                    9  12  2    43       WAR COUNCIL (669)
 TRACER 8887                   5   3  0    42       OVERWATCH (697)
 THE UNCHOSEN ONE 8879         5   3  0    41       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 MALEVOLENCE 8806              6   9  1    39       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONDE BLAD 8865                5   4  0    39       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 GENTILE KILLER 8837           6   6  0    38       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
-KYMZO KAKASHI 8365            8  13  0    37       WAR COUNCIL (669)
 TUVOR 8750                    4   7  1    36       THE BLOODGUARDS (689)
-ARANEAE MALEFICUS 8599        4   1  0    36       MAGUS MAJESTATIS (587)
 KING CRUMPET 8909             3   1  0    36       BAD BREAD (95)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TMEI 8813                     7   6  0    33       SLORBUST (681)
-DIE 8970                      1   0  1    33       XXX BANDITS (614)
 TOO MUCH PAPER 8713           7   9  2    32       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 RUNNIK 8753                   6   5  1    32       THE BLOODGUARDS (689)
 WINSTON 8890                  6   2  0    32       OVERWATCH (697)
 BREAKNECK 8843                4   4  0    32       VICIOUS DELITE (695)
-RAMMUS 8876                   6   1  0    31       FORCE OF FIVE (690)
 CRISCO BOUNTY JR 8816         4  10  0    31       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
-ARTEMIS ENTRERI 8362          3  12  0    31       WAR COUNCIL (669)
 AH TOE 8863                   8   2  0    30       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 MOE 3772                      5   5  0    30       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
 CALL ME LOT 8862              7   3  0    29       THE APOSTLES (133)
 DEATH SLAAD 8859              7   3  0    28       FIEND FOLIO (684)
 KORIK 8752                    5   6  1    28       THE BLOODGUARDS (689)
 GREASY BETTY 8822             6   7  1    27       HE BE GBS (693)
-ONE ARMED BANDIT 8676         1   0  1    27       M IS FOR MEGA (683)
 DEEDERS THE IMP 8878          5   3  0    24       THE ILLEARTH (265)
-PENANGGALAN 8968              1   0  0    24       FIEND FOLIO (684)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BASTION 8900                  2   5  1    22       OVERWATCH (697)
-BORKDUP 8902                  3   1  1    19       D'ORKS (694)
-GORKDUP 8903                  2   2  0    19       D'ORKS (694)
 SNOWED IN 8846                1  10  0    19       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 LARLU 8907                    3   2  0    18       SLORBUST (681)
-OLOSIF MOONHEART 8614         2   4  0    18       BLOODSTONE DWARVES (673)
 THE BEN HATER 8962            1   2  0    18       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 SATAN'S FOOT 8963             1   2  0    18       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 UDDERMUDDER 8833              2  11  0    17       D'ORKS (694)
 LIGIF STEELBEARD 8923         2   3  0    17       BLOODSTONE DWARVES (673)
 LILITH 8978                   1   0  0    17       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 DEN 8905                      4   2  0    15       SOULFIRE (696)
 SPRING 7664                   3   6  0    15       WINTER THAW (529)
-HOWARD STERN 3769             1   6  0    15       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
 THONGS? 8901                  2   3  0    14       THE APOSTLES (133)
-NIYTYOLE CHAMPION 8714        3   4  0    13       WAR COUNCIL (669)
-GENETIC BEAST 8877            2   5  2    13       HE BE GBS (693)
-LINDSEY LOU 8930              2   1  0    13       XXX BANDITS (614)
-CRAZY DAISEY 8898             2   1  0    12       XXX BANDITS (614)
 FLATLINE 8929                 2   3  0    10       VICIOUS DELITE (695)
-KARSUS 8682                   1   6  1    10       WAR COUNCIL (669)
 DIDYMUS 8971                  1   2  0    10       THE APOSTLES (133)
 HANZO 8918                    2   3  0     9       OVERWATCH (697)
-IXIX 8894                     1   1  0     8       MAGUS MAJESTATIS (587)
-MEEATU 8969                   1   1  0     7       D'ORKS (694)
-THE MUFFIN MAN 8675           1   0  0     7       M IS FOR MEGA (683)
 PIZZAGATE 8983                1   0  0     7       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
-YGDERL MOONFIST 8492          0   1  0     7       BLOODSTONE DWARVES (673)
 BUL TROLLMAUL 8977            1   0  0     6       BLOODSTONE DWARVES (673)
 RECYCLE OVERFLOW 8911         0   6  0     6       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 ICE MIRROR 8964               1   2  0     5       WINTER THAW (529)
 DORKDUP 8925                  0   5  0     5       D'ORKS (694)
-GENTLE BEN 8677               0   1  0     5       M IS FOR MEGA (683)
 ALASTOR 8973                  1   1  0     4       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 VEX 8975                      1   1  0     4       SOULFIRE (696)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE UPRIGHT MAN 8674          0   1  0     3       M IS FOR MEGA (683)
 ANA 8979                      0   1  0     1       OVERWATCH (697)
 RANK HANK 8980                0   1  0     1       BAD COMPANY (145)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TRY AGAIN 8981          0  1 0 BAD COMPANY 145      SPYMASTER             807  NONE
NIKNAK BENWAK 8919      1  1 0 BIG LAKE BANDITS 71  GENETIC BEAST 8877    804  REVENGED
ORPHANED SHEW 8945      3  1 2 BLOODSTONE DWARV 673 BUM 3770              807   
SISA REDFIST 8893       1  1 0 BLOODSTONE DWARV 673 BORKDUP 8902          805  REVENGED
NO 8982                 0  1 0 DYSTOPIAN OVERLO 667 GERELIN LOSTFIRE      807  NONE
BERBALANG 8814          4  8 0 FIEND FOLIO 684      ARRG 6168             804   
NAUTILUS 8765           9  8 1 FORCE OF FIVE 690    BANNOR 8751           806   
ASPARA 8790             3  7 1 OBSIDIAN HALL 192    KORIK 8752            803  REVENGED
HASS 8908               1  1 0 SLORBUST 681         KRAMPUS 8904          804  REVENGED
WYDADI 8967             0  2 0 SLORBUST 681         WURM KIN              807  NONE
NYSA 8928               1  2 0 SOULFIRE 696         ORPHANED SHEW 8945    805   
PHOENIX 8850            5  5 1 SOULFIRE 696         HIJACKED RADIO 8665   805   
REGRET 8984             0  1 0 SOULFIRE 696         WURM KIN              807  NONE
GRAVE CHANCE 8414       5  4 0 THE APOSTLES 133     EVICTION 8608         803  REVENGED
PENITENT MAN 8679       8  9 0 THE APOSTLES 133     KAIRN 8791            806   
KRAMPUS 8904            1  4 1 THE DEMONIC PICK 674 ORPHANED SHEW 8945    806   
ARRG 6168               4  6 2 WINTER THAW 529      VENGE 8840            807   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ah, now we understand.  Internet info reveals that Scarlet Den is related to Kathy 
Griffin.  My, My. -- The Consortium Folks

Ah Toe -- My only regret is that I did not kill you.... Ah Well. -- Granny Bea

Call Me Lot -- Don't see why anyone would call you at all let alone a lot -- Greasy 
Betty

Pretty Nifty -- Pretty nifty indeed, would have been niftier if one of us had 
died.....guess you weren't big enough. -- Grizzly Bare

ARRG -- More like AHHHH that was nice. - Gentile Biblethumper 

Gentile Kilter -- You fight well in that dress. -- Genetic Beast

Denise -- I live only to disgust you. -- Gentleben

Malevolence -- Vielleicht nachstes Mal. -- Adolf Hitler

Malevolence -- After Adolf broke that bamboo stick you call a weapon, and you failed 
to draw your backup in each successive minute, I nearly died of laughter as you 
pummeled yourself into unconsciousness. -- Weirdo

Niytyolians -- Well, I am on vacation this week, so you will not fall victim to my 
usual rantings and ravings.  But, I'll be back next turn with a clear mind and sharp 
pencil.  Hopefully Consortium has not done anything too weird in my house while I'm 
gone, and I'm sure Womanta is busy getting fitted for a new dress so that is not a 
concern.  Besides, I have Dorkio mowing my lawn so he can earn a few extra bucks, 
he'll keep an eye out for me. -- Den

Gloom -- Zzzzzzz... Battle of the scum. -- chad

Den -- Deeders is still trying to compile enough adjectives and verbs to come up with 
something witty, with him avoiding me consistantly it's tough to get a challenge 
through. -- Chad

Bill -- Glad to see you back. --Chad

Naan Combatant -- You were gifted with roses and wine from the R.U.G.'s now get outta 
here! -- Chad

Zaebos -- Close fight.  I was sure you had me. -- Hidden Fury

Rohuert -- Nice try. -- Sour Shot

Genitl Bablhumpr -- drool..   maul  hed. -- Arrg

Crisco Bounty Jr -- I don't think I like the quiet game! -- Spring

Vex -- Seven years bad luck -- Ice Mirror

Den -- Gentile killer is probably right.  I had forgot he had a few tourney fights til 
those ratings. -- Archelf

General Bashur -- There is a way to shut him up.  I believe he was made a while ago 
before I knew the manager and I'm pretty sure I saw another out there with that name. 
-- Archelf

Weirdo -- You're a disgrace in every sense of the word.  I keep your team on my 
'special' list.  Teams that deserve vicious DC's at every opportunity.  Bottom of the 
barrel, I call them, and given the company here, that is truly the bottom. -- G. 
Bashur

Placid Ben -- Literacy doesn't mean putting random words together. -- Bashur

D'Orks -- Keep those ads coming.  I don't understand half of what you all are saying, 
but it sure is entertaining!  Thanks! -- General Bashur

Scorpio -- Just goad Den into making a bad bet with you!  That seems to be what he is 
doing with everyone else.  I'm sure he's one of those trust fund babies.  I can't 
imagine him making it by himself. -- Bashur

Darkfart -- You could learn how to sort of correct your record from your alliance 
mate!  DA non-stop.  Find uber scum.  1-1-1 Parry.  Challenge the same warriors over 
and over again (preferably warriors yours have already beaten). -- Bashur

Did anyone else notice that Den said "Tiny Stick."  Even two weeks later, I can still 
burst into uncontrollable laughter. -- G. Bashur

Hastur -- Nice job!  You're proving what I already suspected about your managerial 
abilities.  Can run the great warriors just fine, but once you start having to deal 
with replacements...  Your true 'skill' comes out.  Good job losing to Snowed In, a 
warrior that has no business being on the sands, but I took a chance and I've got a no 
DA policy, regardless of how bad a warrior is. -- General Bashur 

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WYDADI was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
REGRET was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
NO was murdered by GERELIN LOSTFIRE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
TRY AGAIN was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BANNOR bested TICKLES MALLOY in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
FATSO was overpowered by PRETTY NIFTY in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HIDDEN FURY slimly lost to GRIZZLY BARE in a action packed 5 minute Challenge brawl.
EVICTION was devastated by GREVINE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MULE viciously subdued CARY GOOPER in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
TULL was vanquished by BILLALO BUFF in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
GRANNY BEA overpowered GENTILE KILLER in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SCURVY was savagely defeated by KUO-TOA in a 3 minute expert's Challenge match.
LONG SHOT subdued BAGUL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
WINSTON was viciously subdued by DOOMLOAF in a exciting 2 minute Challenge battle.
TRACER overpowered TUVOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
CRISCO BOUNTY JR defeated UDDERMUDDER in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
AH TOE outlasted FLATLINE in a 10 minute expert vs. beginner Challenge struggle.
TMEI was unbelievably bested by GIBRALTAR in a 5 minute Challenge brawl.
LIGIF STEELBEARD was overpowered by KING CRUMPET in a 1 minute Challenge match.
THASH overpowered BREAKNECK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MALEVOLENCE viciously subdued GREASY BETTY in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
DEN was overpowered by THE UNCHOSEN ONE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BASTION lost to CALL ME LOT in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge fray.
SATAN'S FOOT savagely defeated SNOWED IN in a 5 minute Challenge match.
THE BEN HATER overpowered HANZO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ALASTOR was defeated by DIDYMUS in a 2 minute novice's Challenge bout.
NAAN COMBATANT won victory over DEADLY IMGM in a 2 minute expert's bout.
IN THE CLOSET unbelievably bested CHALLAH AKBAR in a exciting 3 minute expert's bout.
FRUIT CAKE lost to YOUR(E)DUM in a popular 4 minute veteran's bout.
SLUDGE OOZE was vanquished by ZAEBOS in a exciting 3 minute one-sided Title fray.
DREAM SMASHER was savagely defeated by CREEPING DEATH in a 3 minute brutal fight.
SPIRIT'S DREAM savagely defeated SOYLENT GREEN in a action packed 6 minute bout.
KAIRN devastated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
BORDER PATROL was subdued by LAUGHING PRINCE in a 2 minute match.
CRAVY DOCKETT viciously subdued ONDE BLAD in a 3 minute gruesome bout.
BAT CALLOU was luckily beaten by OB (SERVANT) in a exciting 4 minute bloody match.
THE AWRY ASCENT demolished MOE in a popular 3 minute one-sided duel.
GLOOM was viciously subdued by GENTILE BIBLETHUMPER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout.
VIPER handily defeated TOO MUCH PAPER in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
VENGE savagely slew ARRG in a action packed 3 minute bloody duel.
HELBENDT demolished DEEDERS THE IMP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory uneven conflict.
ORPHANED SHEW was butchered by BUM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
RUNNIK handily defeated RECYCLE OVERFLOW in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SPRING was demolished by KORIK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
THONGS? beat DORKDUP in a action packed 5 minute bout.
DEATH SLAAD overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven competition.
LARLU savagely defeated ANA in a exciting 3 minute brutal amateur's match.
ICE MIRROR was subdued by PIZZAGATE in a 4 minute novice's fight.
VEX was handily defeated by LILITH in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
RANK HANK was beaten by BUL TROLLMAUL in a 1 minute novice's struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         AIMED BLOW        71 -  49 -  4      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 16         TOTAL PARRY       87 -  78 -  1      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     14         LUNGING ATTACK   117 - 114 - 11      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         PARRY-RIPOSTE     25 -  26 -  0      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         WALL OF STEEL     45 -  47 -  2      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         SLASHING ATTACK   48 -  53 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         STRIKING ATTACK   74 - 103 -  7      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         BASHING ATTACK    22 -  33 -  3      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  19 -  2      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  42 -  0      29  |

Turn 807 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     9 - 11         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        6 -  8         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         7 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    6 - 10         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      SLUDGE OOZE 8344           35  15  0  132 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
STRIKING ATTACK  PRETTY NIFTY 8757          14   8  3  125 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
SLASHING ATTACK  GREVINE 8624               16  12  1  109 SLORBUST (681)
AIMED BLOW       IN THE CLOSET 8652         13   8  1  107 THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
LUNGING ATTACK   DEADLY IMGM 8660           12   6  2   99 THE APOSTLES (133)
WALL OF STEEL    YOUR(E)DUM 8564            18  12  1   96 THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
PARRY-LUNGE      FATSO 8567                 18  12  0   82 THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    VIPER 8848                  9   3  0   56 SOULFIRE (696)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ZAEBOS 8548.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
GENTILE BIBLETHUMPER 8861.  The ten other most popular fighters were BASTION 8900, 
DORKDUP 8925, KUO-TOA 8693, BAT CALLOU 8719, SOYLENT GREEN 8779, TMEI 8813, HIDDEN 
FURY 6171, FRUIT CAKE 8537, ZAEBOS 8548, and MULE 8785.

The least popular fighter this week was AH TOE 8863.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SNOWED IN 8846, RANK HANK 8980, VEX 8975, SPRING 7664, RECYCLE OVERFLOW 
8911, ORPHANED SHEW 8945, DEEDERS THE IMP 8878, HANZO 8918, DEN 8905, and GREASY 
BETTY 8822.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

NAAN COMBATANT (33-8638) BAD BREAD (95)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     RUFF RUFF (47-8860) SPROUT OF MY MIND  (816) 
                        SECURE DEFENS (75-490) CRITICALS  (13) 
                    DARKBLADE (60-8827) SUPERIOR FORCES 60  (654) 
                      PEARL (82-44728) SUPE FORCES 7609  (7525) 
                 WAKE FOREST (82-54796) SUPERIOR FORCES 1802  (9245) 
                     CHERUB ROCK (84-29155) SIAMESE DREAM  (5164) 
                   HOMECOMING QUEEN (84-34481) DM:EPISODE 2  (6034) 
                     EXPENSIVE KIND (85-696) PILL-BOX HAT  (136) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes