DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/01/2016    Duedate: 12/14/2016

NIATOLI ISLAND ARENA

DM-33    TURN-793

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LAURI THE TRAMP
BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
(33-8171) [13-13-2,146]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LAURI THE TRAMP                KLED
BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)          FORCE OF FIVE (690)
(33-8171) [13-13-2,146]        (33-8766) [5-1-0,54]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LAURI THE TRAMP                ABADDON
BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)          THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
(33-8171) [13-13-2,146]        (33-8501) [12-17-1,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SLORBUST (681)              54
2. FORCE OF FIVE (690)         42      SLORBUST (681)
3. BOOKEM (688)                29      Unchartered Team
4. THE OUTLAWS 5 (691)         21
5. BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)       18      FORCE OF FIVE (690)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SLORBUST (681)            47  25  1 65.3   1/ 3 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)    10  5 2
 2/ 2 THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)    54  36  3 60.0   2/ 4*FORCE OF FIVE (690)      10  5 1
 3/ 3*FORCE OF FIVE (690)       18  12  2 60.0   3/ 7*BOOKEM (688)              9  6 2
 4/ 4 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)    135 111 15 54.9   4/ 5 SLORBUST (681)            7  1 0
 5/ 5 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORD (667) 104  91  8 53.3   5/12 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       7  5 0
 6/ 7 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)      549 497 38 52.5   6/13 THE ILLEARTH (265)        7  7 0
 7/ 9 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)    761 757 68 50.1   7/ 2 THE DEMONIC PICKLE (674)  7  7 0
 8-10 DEMONSPAWN (194)         415 414 24 50.1   8/11 THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)    7  8 0
 9/ 8 FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)     12  12  0 50.0   9/ 6 RAVAGING LORDS (44)       6  7 0
10/ 6*FIEND FOLIO (684)         11  11  0 50.0  10/10*FIEND FOLIO (684)         6  7 0
11/11 RAVAGING LORDS (44)      414 417 34 49.8  11/ 8 DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)    6  9 0
12/12 BAD BREAD (95)           292 295 21 49.7  12/14*THE OUTLAWS 5 (691)       5 10 0
13/13 THE ILLEARTH (265)       282 322 23 46.7  13-15 THE APOSTLES (133)        4  0 0
14-14 THE MEANIES (680)          9  11  0 45.0  14/ 1 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     4  4 1
15-15 THE APOSTLES (133)       194 285 23 40.5  15/16 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORD (667)  4 11 0
16/16 DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)    22  33  1 40.0  16- 9 DEMONSPAWN (194)          3  2 0
17/20*BOOKEM (688)              18  27  2 40.0  17/17 FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)     3  2 0
18-17*HARLOTS OF HEL (497)       8  12  0 40.0  18-19*HARLOTS OF HEL (497)      1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 THE DEMONIC PICKLE (674)  53  88  5 37.6  19/18 BAD BREAD (95)            1  4 0
20/21*THE OUTLAWS 5 (691)       12  23  0 34.3  20/22*THE 80'S (692)            1  9 0
21/22*THE 80'S (692)             1   9  0 10.0  21-20 THE MEANIES (680)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Hello perverts, and to think some of you didn't think I liked it on top.  Well, this 
may be a load to handle, but when things are hard, that is when I am at my best.  I 
have faced hard things in the past, and I know what is coming.  I will meet the 
challenge the only way I know how; head on.  I have licked bigger things than this 
before, and I will again.  I simply will not get off this throne.

And what is up with that Inner Circle alliance?  Your top four warriors are all plate 
armored scum.  You guys able to manage anything other than that?  You keep throwing 
those slow dumb men at me and I don't know what can happen, I'll probably end up 
sleeping with them and then moving in together.

Den says I should get my invite this turn which is fine by me, I hear the guys at the 
Isle are slower and dumber than you.  I'm not very bright myself either, so I am sure 
that while I am there I will sleep my way to the middle.

                                     -- Lauri the Tramp, someone who looks for anyone

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Say good-bye to BRASH BROS XMAS, as they are pushed from the coveted 
top team spot by the BIG LAKE BANDITS stable.  Suffering under a 0-2-0 record and 
dropping from 1st to 14th place were the BRASH BROS XMAS.  Keep trying!  Coming up 
with a solid 3-1-0 outing, OBSIDIAN HALL has advanced 7 places in the rankings.  
Advancing in the rankings was THE ILLEARTH who went from last turn's 278-322-23, to 
this week's record of 282-322-23.  Hey everybody, watch out for KLED, who flew up 27 
points in the rankings after mashing DOG GOT THE TURKEY like a melon.  Keep your eye 
on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was CARY GOOPER, who dropped 
14 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with PRETTY NIFTY.  Drawing 
on all of his experience as a 16-11-1 warrior, I AM EXTINCTION went for the 
Duelmastership against LAURI THE TRAMP this week.  Going for the gusto and coming up 
with aught but bloody knuckles was DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS' I AM EXTINCTION, who was 
turned away from the Duelmastership by LAURI THE TRAMP.  An apple a day keeps the 
doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the NIATOLI ISLAND arena.  
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid BIG LAKE BANDITS, please raise you 
hand.  Wow.  Does NIATOLI ISLAND really have that many liars?  Okay, so I may not be 
funny, but catch FORCE OF FIVE's act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly 
deft at running from BIG LAKE BANDITS.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of 
BILLALO BUFF, who was this week's most challenged warrior.  Can any one out there say 
'weasel'?  Oh well, just saying BORDER PATROL will do.  He challenged 25 points down 
to trash MR. AMAZING.  Definition of petty:  BORDER PATROL overcame MR. AMAZING, a 
mismatch of 25 points.  GLOOM of OBSIDIAN HALL had better have a good reason for 
challenging down 14 points in a TV challenge which he won.  I thought GLOOM showed 
great skill and promise when he beat PENCE.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big 
deal!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Remember:  alliances are great, 
but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAURI THE TRAMP 8171         13  13  2   146       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AAGRIVATOR 8248              31  11  0   138       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 HERE AGAIN 8633              10   5  0   128       SLORBUST (681)
-LIL DENNY 8272               27   9  0   112       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 SLUDGE OOZE 8344             27  12  0   105       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
-LACY 8360                    16  14  1   104       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 SELF LOATHING 8568           11   8  1    98       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 I AM EXTINCTION 8506         16  12  1    94       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHAT 8632                    10   5  0    84       SLORBUST (681)
 GREVINE 8624                 10   5  1    81       SLORBUST (681)
 ZAEBOS 8548                  11  12  3    76       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 FRUIT CAKE 8537              15  11  1    68       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ABADDON 8501                 12  17  1    66       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 NAAN COMBATANT 8638           6   2  0    61       BAD BREAD (95)
 BAT CALLOU 8719               7   4  1    59       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
-BIBLE THUMPER 8643            7   2  0    59       THE APOSTLES (133)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KLED 8766                     5   1  0    54       FORCE OF FIVE (690)
 KOJAK 8746                    4   5  0    53       BOOKEM (688)
 CRAVY DOCKETT 8731            5   5  0    51       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
 EVICTION 8608                11   9  0    50       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 LEPER MESSIAH 8607           11   9  0    49       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 CREEPING DEATH 8681           9   4  1    49       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 DOG GOT THE TURKEY 8589      12   4  1    45       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 BAGUL 8733                    6   2  0    45       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 YOUR(E)DUM 8564              12   7  1    44       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 FATSO 8567                   12   7  0    44       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 PRETTY NIFTY 8757             4   4  1    44       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 SCURVY 8704                   7   5  0    41       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 KATARINA 8764                 4   2  0    40       FORCE OF FIVE (690)
 SPIRIT'S DREAM 8669          10   4  0    37       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 EVELYNN 8762                  3   3  1    37       FORCE OF FIVE (690)
-DEADLY IMGM 8660              3   3  1    36       THE APOSTLES (133)
 BORDER PATROL 8740            6   1  0    35       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 XVART 8696                    4   1  0    35       FIEND FOLIO (684)
-DEEDERS LOVE LIFE 8741        3   3  1    35       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 THE AWRY ASCENT 8666          7   7  0    34       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 KUO-TOA 8693                  3   2  0    34       FIEND FOLIO (684)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE BARTENDER 8703            6   6  0    32       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 CARY GOOPER 8716              7   4  0    31       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
 DOOMLOAF 8725                 5   3  0    31       BAD BREAD (95)
 PEERLESS 8739                 3   6  0    31       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 IN THE CLOSET 8652            6   5  1    30       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 HUTCH 8788                    2   2  2    28       BOOKEM (688)
-ADOLF HITLER 3813             6   0  0    27       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
 GLOOM 8789                    3   0  0    26       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
-HIJACKED RADIO 8665           3   5  2    25       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
-MUHAMMAD 8727                 3   2  1    25       THE APOSTLES (133)
 ROSE DUNN 8774                3   4  0    24       THE OUTLAWS 5 (691)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MULE 8785                     2   1  0    24       SLORBUST (681)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUM 3770                      4   1  0    23       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
 COLUMBO 8745                  4   5  0    22       BOOKEM (688)
 NAUTILUS 8765                 4   2  0    22       FORCE OF FIVE (690)
 T.J. HOOKER 8797              2   1  0    22       BOOKEM (688)
-TOO MUCH PAPER 8713           4   2  2    21       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
-PENITENT MAN 8679             3   3  0    21       THE APOSTLES (133)
 CHALLAH AKBAR 8726            2   0  0    20       BAD BREAD (95)
-SHOWERS 8754                  3   2  0    19       THE MEANIES (680)
-MARIONUS 5740                 2   0  0    18       HARLOTS OF HEL (497)
 BONESNAPPER 8794              1   1  0    18       FIEND FOLIO (684)
 MYNDEE 8778                   2   4  0    15       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
-WHITE 8616                    2   2  0    15       THE MEANIES (680)
 SCONE GOLEM 8724              0   1  0    15       BAD BREAD (95)
 BLACK BART 8777               2   4  0    14       THE OUTLAWS 5 (691)
-HORRIBLE GIFT 8792            1   0  1    14       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
-HOWELL III 8581               1   1  0    14       THE MEANIES (680)
 SOYLENT GREEN 8779            3   3  0    13       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 BELLE STAR 8786               3   1  0    13       THE OUTLAWS 5 (691)
 HARBAUGH 8737                 2   7  0    13       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 TRUNDLE 8763                  2   4  1    11       FORCE OF FIVE (690)
 BARNEY MILLER 8767            2   5  0    11       BOOKEM (688)
 MR. TRUMP 8807                1   1  0    11       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 PENCE 8809                    1   1  0    11       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
-KAIRN 8791                    1   0  0    11       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 BILLALO BUFF 8717             0  11  0    11       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
 HOWARD STERN 3769             0   5  0    11       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
-MOE 3772                      2   2  0    10       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
-DUMBRAWD 5756                 2   0  0    10       HARLOTS OF HEL (497)
 MR. AMAZING 8783              1   4  0    10       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 KATA KID 8804                 2   0  0     9       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 ASPARA 8790                   1   2  0     8       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
-STITT 8582                    0   1  0     7       THE MEANIES (680)
-BRUJA 5702                    1   3  0     6       HARLOTS OF HEL (497)
 DIRTY STEVE 8815              1   0  0     6       THE OUTLAWS 5 (691)
-SWINNEY 8583                  0   2  0     6       THE MEANIES (680)
-OLIVIA 5713                   1   2  0     5       HARLOTS OF HEL (497)
 BERBALANG 8814                1   0  0     5       FIEND FOLIO (684)
 MALEVOLENCE 8806              1   1  0     4       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 OB (SERVANT) 8805             1   1  0     4       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 HILLARY 8808                  1   1  0     4       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 MAX HEADROOM 8801             1   1  0     4       THE 80'S (692)
 THE ANTICRUST 8795            0   1  0     3       BAD BREAD (95)
 INFLATION 8802                0   2  0     2       THE 80'S (692)
 ALF 8799                      0   2  0     2       THE 80'S (692)
 PARACHUTE PANTS 8803          0   2  0     2       THE 80'S (692)
 TAB 8800                      0   2  0     2       THE 80'S (692)
 CRISCO BOUNTY JR 8816         0   1  0     1       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CHRISTIE LOVE 8747      1  4 0 BOOKEM 688           KARSUS 8682           789  REVENGED
WINK HALLIAMS 8736      3  5 0 DYSLEXIC COWBOYS 687 EVELYNN 8762          792   
HUMAN DEVOLUTION 8415  14 17 1 DYSTOPIAN OVERLO 667 LAURI THE TRAMP 8171  791   
CRYONAX 8811            1  1 0 FIEND FOLIO 684      MOUNTAIN TROLL        793  NONE
HOOK HORROR 8694        1  1 0 FIEND FOLIO 684      HIJACKED RADIO 8665   790   
HAPTU KOPEK 8810        0  2 0 THE DEMONIC PICK 674 HUTCH 8788            793   
DYSTOPIAN DORK 8680     6  5 1 THE ILLEARTH 265     HUTCH 8788            791  REVENGED
KLEPTO KAL 8782         3  2 0 THE ILLEARTH 265     TOO MUCH PAPER 8713   792   
MAD DOG TANNEN 8796     0  3 0 THE OUTLAWS 5 691    DARK CHAMPION         793  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NED PEPPER 8776         2  3 0 THE OUTLAWS 5 691    PRETTY NIFTY 8757     792   
PEARL DE VERE 8771      1  3 0 THE OUTLAWS 5 691    HORRIBLE GIFT 8792    790   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Lauri the Tramp -- Killing your opponent to take the throne?  Priceless! -- General 
Bashur

Manta -- Dear Friend?!?  I wouldn't wish that even on Den. -- Bashur

Your Dum -- Clearly you describe yourself.  You shouldn't try to explain to those who 
won't understand and don't need to explain to those who do. -- G. Bashur

Chat -- Be nice to Deeders.  He is the most generous manager in all of Niytyole.  Name 
one other manager who gives wins away as freely as he does.  Oh wait... Never mind!  I 
forgot where I am. -- General Bashur

Presstone -- Seeing and hearing you makes me want to shoot myself in the foot.  And 
then the leg.  Then the gut.  And the head. -- Bashur

Den -- Enjoy the holiday season!  You'll be the star in my annual holiday season 
spots! -- Bashur

Darkfart -- Ooooh, we're mighty impressed with your TV.  I was especially moved (to 
uncontrollable laughter) by your attempt to motivate your warriors before the tourney 
began.  I assure you that your speech was irrelevant in your warrior's success and you 
should steal material from someone else rather than try to make up your own material.  
Either that or don't do the speech. -- G. Bashur

Deep Thought -- Don't worry, the chance of you breaking the record for most deaths in 
the listings is very, very small.  But if anyone could mismanage themselves into that 
record, I'm sure you are capable. -- Bashur

Soylent Green -- It only takes one shot.....okay 3, but whose counting. -- Max 
Headroom

Malevolence -- Man you pulled that one out. -- Inflation

Kairn -- What you don't like my pants?!? -- Parachute Pants

Hillary -- You are a nasty woman.... -- Alf

Pence -- Well, that took the fizz out of me. -- Tab

Fatso -- Touche. -- Chad

Deeders -- Run and hide... or are you sitting on the porch cuz you can't play with the 
big boys? -- Chad

Evelynn -- Not one of my smarter challenges.  Maybe you can send a couple of my 
stable-mates to keep me company?  Also, thank you for telling my corpse I am a fine 
oponent. -- the ghost of Wink Halliams

Isle Folk -- I hereby pledge to get my first win before my fight total hits triple 
digits.  Either that or die trying.  Smart money is on the latter. -- Billalo Buff

Consortium Nut -- Job -- And I congratulate you for being able to dodge the 
authorities for as long as you have.  But, we all know that eventually they will find 
you and then you will be locked up again where you belong and the kids will be safe. 
-- Den

WoManta -- Trying to understand your written word is like trying to navigate the 
varicose veins that dominate your legs.  It is cute seeing how hard you are trying to 
be clever, but kiddo, I'm pretty quick, even more quick than your heartbeat when you 
walk past the swine pens.  What is even more comical is that you insinuated that 
Consortium brought extra socks to the F2F, that pathetic professional fondler isn't 
classy enough to have extra clothes with him.  But, it is obvious that you would have 
intimate knowledge of his drawer since you were his roommate. -- Den

Barnabass -- I hear you were born nine months after your mom attended a Bill Cosby 
show. -- Den

Darkfart -- Not only does she write my ads, she does my laundry and cleans my room.  
What, did you move out already? -- Den

Menstrual Bashur -- Did your probation office not let you write ads last turn?  I 
don't think Philthy takes kindly to you killing his guys, we know you will sit the 
offender for the requisite turns to prevent a successful revenge shot, but you don't 
know Philthy's patience, he once waited an entire week to shower after falling in the 
relief trough outside the Rusty Hook and he didn't get a birthmark until he was 8. -- 
Den

Niytyolians -- I can't believe how many teams posted crappy records last turn, but 
then when I reviewed the manager listing for my beloved arena I realized it is 
expected.  How about the Snapperheads going 1-4 again?  His big brother the 
Zipperheads could at least net 2 wins.  The Meanies went winless and strangely enough 
shirtless in a bizarre attempt to prove his right to bare arms.  Bookem should try to 
read a book, like one on warrior management as his 1-4 proves once again that not only 
can he not write understandable PA's but he can't fight.  Outlaws 5 went 0-5, I guess 
that is what the "5" means in his name.  The 80's enters my fine arena and posts a 1-
4, guessing it will be the 80's again before he gets a winning record.  Last but 
certainly not least, we finally have a Scorpio Free Arena which just smells better.  
Keep it classy Niytyole, you know I will. -- Den

Congratulations Bashur!  Your title of Coward of Niytyole has been assumed by someone 
else.  The new coward knows who he is but in true form hides himself from the rest of 
us.

I remember the 80s well.  Looks like they will be every bit as much fun this time 
around! -DD

Mr. Amazing?  Ha!  More like Mr. Substandard! -- Gloom (as interpreted by Myndee from 
Gloom's belch patterns)

As disgusting as it has been of late I am glad for my second responsibility as Gloom's 
interpreter or I may have lost my primary job, and life, by now! -- Myndee

Bum? Why yes you are. -- Aspara

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CRYONAX was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MAD DOG TANNEN was dispatched by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
I AM EXTINCTION was overcome by LAURI THE TRAMP in a 1 minute Bloodfeud Title match.
BILLALO BUFF was bested by EVELYNN in a 1 minute Bloodfeud contest.
GLOOM defeated PENCE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
HERE AGAIN savagely defeated SLUDGE OOZE in a 2 minute master's Challenge competition.
SELF LOATHING devastated ZAEBOS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KOJAK viciously subdued SPIRIT'S DREAM in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
FATSO was viciously subdued by ABADDON in a action packed 4 minute Challenge duel.
THE AWRY ASCENT defeated ROSE DUNN in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
KATARINA vanquished IN THE CLOSET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BORDER PATROL savagely defeated MR. AMAZING in a popular 1 minute Challenge melee.
BARNEY MILLER was narrowly defeated by NAUTILUS in a 3 minute bloody Challenge match.
INFLATION was overcome by SOYLENT GREEN in a exciting 1 minute Challenge contest.
ASPARA subdued PARACHUTE PANTS in a 1 minute novice's Challenge brawl.
ALF was handily defeated by MYNDEE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
MR. TRUMP overpowered TAB in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
MALEVOLENCE was viciously subdued by BLACK BART in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
GREVINE bested FRUIT CAKE in a exciting 1 minute brutal veteran's fight.
WHAT overpowered NAAN COMBATANT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
EVICTION overcame THE BARTENDER in a 2 minute competition.
DOG GOT THE TURKEY was devastated by KLED in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
YOUR(E)DUM won victory over PEERLESS in a 2 minute match.
LEPER MESSIAH beat KUO-TOA in a 2 minute fray.
CREEPING DEATH won victory over XVART in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray.
CARY GOOPER was savagely defeated by PRETTY NIFTY in a 2 minute gory match.
BAT CALLOU savagely defeated BAGUL in a 2 minute brutal duel.
DOOMLOAF was luckily beaten by SCURVY in a 3 minute gory duel.
CRAVY DOCKETT overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven match.
TRUNDLE was savagely defeated by COLUMBO in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
HARBAUGH was handily defeated by MULE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CHALLAH AKBAR vanquished HILLARY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HOWARD STERN was defeated by KATA KID in a dull 6 minute gory duel.
BELLE STAR savagely defeated THE ANTICRUST in a 1 minute gory novice's match.
BONESNAPPER overpowered MAX HEADROOM in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HUTCH easily killed HAPTU KOPEK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
T.J. HOOKER viciously subdued OB (SERVANT) in a 2 minute brutal amateur's fight.
SCONE GOLEM was savagely defeated by BERBALANG in a 6 minute brutal struggle.
DIRTY STEVE viciously subdued CRISCO BOUNTY JR in a 3 minute brutal novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         TOTAL PARRY       70 -  35 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -   8 -  2      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         SLASHING ATTACK   52 -  39 -  4      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  12 -  0      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         LUNGING ATTACK    70 -  81 -  7      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  13 -  1      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         STRIKING ATTACK   47 -  56 -  7      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         WALL OF STEEL     44 -  56 -  4      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         AIMED BLOW        23 -  34 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  43 -  1      33  |

Turn 793 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  9         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  6         3  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         2 -  4         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      3 -  6         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              BASHING ATTACK     2 -  5         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  HERE AGAIN 8633            10   5  0  128 SLORBUST (681)
TOTAL PARRY      SLUDGE OOZE 8344           27  12  0  105 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
PARRY-STRIKE     SELF LOATHING 8568         11   8  1   98 THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
BASHING ATTACK   I AM EXTINCTION 8506       16  12  1   94 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
LUNGING ATTACK   FRUIT CAKE 8537            15  11  1   68 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
AIMED BLOW       NAAN COMBATANT 8638         6   2  0   61 BAD BREAD (95)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    LEPER MESSIAH 8607         11   9  0   49 THE ILLEARTH (265)
WALL OF STEEL    YOUR(E)DUM 8564            12   7  1   44 THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
PARRY-LUNGE      FATSO 8567                 12   7  0   44 THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
STRIKING ATTACK  BORDER PATROL 8740          6   1  0   35 THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LAURI THE TRAMP 8171.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ABADDON 8501.  The ten other most popular fighters were HERE AGAIN 8633, I 
AM EXTINCTION 8506, MALEVOLENCE 8806, COLUMBO 8745, GREVINE 8624, PEERLESS 8739, 
KUO-TOA 8693, PRETTY NIFTY 8757, BAT CALLOU 8719, and DOOMLOAF 8725.

The least popular fighter this week was KATA KID 8804.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BERBALANG 8814, OB (SERVANT) 8805, HAPTU KOPEK 8810, MAX HEADROOM 8801, 
THE ANTICRUST 8795, HOWARD STERN 3769, HILLARY 8808, BAGUL 8733, DOG GOT THE TURKEY 
8589, and NAAN COMBATANT 8638.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LAURI THE TRAMP (33-8171) BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)

                            A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

          12 political points a'pumpin'
          11 TVs a'workin'
          10 free duels of credit
           9 ABs to challenge
           8 criticals a'connectin'
           7 scums a'dyin'
           6 skills a'maxin'
           5 A.D. invites
           4 lucky warriors
           3 size on replacement
           2 proxied TCs
          And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.

                                   May your days be merry,
                                   And your wins be often.

                                             The Consortium

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DAMEON 1921 (120-99-2)                 0  5  0         DEMONSPAWN           
URBANE ELF 2253 (111-75-0)             0  5  0         THE MOTHERSHIP 006   

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LINK HOGTHROB 5358 (71-51-0)           6  3  0         INTERSTELLAR PORK    
PEA POD 7338 (72-49-0)                 1  4  0         VEGGIES              
SNOW PEA 5014 (61-49-3)                1  4  0         VEGGIES              

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FALLSWORTH 2427 (40-56-0)              3  3  0         OBSIDIAN HALL        
E-X 3176 (38-54-1)                     0  2  0         DEMONSPAWN           

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BURIED TREASURE 7722 (81-23-0)        11  3  0         SEA DOGS             
JERK O'LANTERN 7742 (79-32-1)          8  3  0         HALLOWIENERS         
SHEET WITH EYES 7740 (52-12-0)         2  3  0         HALLOWIENERS         
DESTROYER TADD 4417 (28-20-0)          1  3  0         BIG LAKE BANDITS     
GRU-SON OF GROTT 7539 (16-10-1)        0  2  0         BIG LAKE BANDITS     

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SUPERIOR RROSTARR 5465 (78-95-0)       3  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 1F   
DEN'S FAVORITE 3581 (28-21-0)          2  3  0         DEMONSPAWN           

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BING GAO 6536 (7-2-0)                  3  3  0         RANDOM THOUGHTS      

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LAURI THE TRAMP 8171 (10-13-1)         2  3  0         BIG LAKE BANDITS     
GREVINE 8624 (8-5-1)                   0  2  0         SLORBUST             
HERE AGAIN 8633 (8-5-0)                0  2  0         SLORBUST             
WHAT 8632 (8-5-0)                      0  2  0         SLORBUST             

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DEADLY IMGM 8660 (2-3-1)               1  3  0         THE APOSTLES         
BIBLE THUMPER 8643 (6-2-0)             0  2  0         THE APOSTLES         
ERMAC 8361 (9-10-2)                    0  2  0         WAR COUNCIL          
MAYAL 8626 (9-4-0)                     0  1  0  DEAD   SLORBUST             

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CARY GOOPER 8716 (6-2-0)               3  3  0         DYSLEXIC COWBOYS     
BAT CALLOU 8719 (4-4-1)                2  3  0         DYSLEXIC COWBOYS     
PRETTY NIFTY 8757 (2-3-0)              2  3  0         BIG LAKE BANDITS     
SHYMMYR 8558 (4-1-0)                   1  2  0  DEAD   OBSIDIAN HALL        
CRAVY DOCKETT 8731 (3-4-0)             0  2  0         DYSLEXIC COWBOYS     
IN THE CLOSET 8652 (6-2-1)             0  2  0         THE SNAPPERHEADS     
PENITENT MAN 8679 (2-3-0)              0  2  0         THE APOSTLES         
THE BARTENDER 8703 (4-5-0)             0  2  0         BIG LAKE BANDITS     

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BUM 3770 (3-0-0)                       7  3  0         FLIRT WITH DIRT      
CHALLAH AKBAR 8726 (1-0-0)             5  3  0         BAD BREAD            
KLED 8766 (3-0-0)                      4  3  0         FORCE OF FIVE        
SHOWERS 8754 (3-1-0)                   4  3  0         THE MEANIES          
ADOLF HITLER 3813 (4-0-0)              3  3  0         FLIRT WITH DIRT      
HOWARD STERN 3769 (0-4-0)              3  3  2         FLIRT WITH DIRT      
SCONE GOLEM 8724 (0-0-0)               3  3  1         BAD BREAD            
MOE 3772 (2-2-0)                       2  3  0         FLIRT WITH DIRT      
NAUTILUS 8765 (2-1-0)                  2  3  0         FORCE OF FIVE        
BORDER PATROL 8740 (4-0-0)             1  3  0         THE SNAPPERHEADS     
EVELYNN 8762 (0-3-0)                   0  2  0         FORCE OF FIVE        
MR. AMAZING 8783 (0-2-0)               0  2  0         BIG LAKE BANDITS     
MUHAMMAD 8727 (2-2-1)                  0  2  0         THE APOSTLES         
MULE 8785 (1-0-0)                      0  2  0         SLORBUST             

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GLOOM 8789 (0-0-0)                     8  3  0         OBSIDIAN HALL        
REQUIEM 8734 (0-0-0)                   4  3  0         DEATH PENALTY        
JOHN DILLINGER 3814 (0-0-0)            3  3  0         FLIRT WITH DIRT      
KAIRN 8791 (0-0-0)                     2  3  0         OBSIDIAN HALL        
AZTEC GOLD 8654 (0-0-0)                1  3  0         DEATH PENALTY        
BLOOD RED MOON 8655 (0-0-0)            1  3  0         DEATH PENALTY        
ASPARA 8790 (0-0-0)                    0  2  0         OBSIDIAN HALL        
BONESNAPPER 8794 (0-0-0)               0  2  0         FIEND FOLIO          
PI AURIGAE 8710 (0-0-0)                0  2  0         AURIGA               
TAU AURIGAE 8708 (0-0-0)               0  2  0         AURIGA               
THE ANTICRUST 8795 (0-0-0)             0  2  0         BAD BREAD            

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DARKWING 2459 (17-12-3)                2  3  0         DEMONSPAWN           
MACABRE 3213 (15-8-1)                  2  3  0         OBSIDIAN HALL        
SAMUEL 1951 (15-15-3)                  2  3  0         THE APOSTLES         
BLONDE CYCLONE 6231 (21-13-0)          1  3  0         BIG LAKE BANDITS     
ALEC BLACKTHORN 3464 (21-15-2)         0  2  0         OBSIDIAN HALL        
JOB 2665 (16-10-1)                     0  2  0         THE APOSTLES         
LOCUTUS 2917 (7-5-3)                   0  2  0         OBSIDIAN HALL        
TOMB SCONE 5585 (16-5-0)               0  2  0         BAD BREAD            

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LEAPING LEPER 7940 (6-0-0)            15  3  0         HALLOWIENERS         
SHIELDS OF LIES 6717 (3-1-0)           3  3  1         BOOKSHELF            
AARON BLACKROSE 1969 (9-8-2)           2  3  0         OBSIDIAN HALL        
COOKING THE MEAL 8226 (19-10-2)        1  3  0         BRASH BROS XMAS      
FRIDGE BOX ROBOT 7948 (4-4-0)          0  2  0         HALLOWIENERS         
HELL RAZOR 8374 (14-9-2)               0  2  0         DEMONSPAWN           
IMMORAL DESIRE 8112 (11-15-0)          0  2  0         BIG LAKE BANDITS     

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PROMISE KEEPER 6432 (0-1-0)            7  3  0         THE APOSTLES         
FRED GARVIN 2962 (2-1-0)               1  1  0  DEAD   DEMONSPAWN           
DEMENTIA 2982 (2-2-1)                  0  2  0         OBSIDIAN HALL        
MAGICALLY MAN 8386 (3-6-0)             0  2  0         WEIRD STUDENTS       

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PERFECTO VILLAINOUS 8095 (4-5-2)       3  3  0         BIG LAKE BANDITS     
CHILDMAN 3590 (0-2-0)                  2  3  0         DEMONSPAWN           
PEACE 8247 (4-2-0)                     2  3  0         THE APOSTLES         
AA SLAYER 8229 (4-2-0)                 1  3  0         DEMONSPAWN           
PHYSTE 8454 (4-4-0)                    0  2  0         OBSIDIAN HALL        
SHOPPING FRENZY 8569 (4-1-0)           0  2  0         BRASH BROS XMAS      

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GRAVE CHANCE 8414 (0-1-0)              9  3  0         THE APOSTLES         
RICKY CLEVER 8463 (0-0-0)              3  3  0         BIG LAKE BANDITS     
MASTERGIBBER 8347 (0-0-0)              2  3  0  DEAD   DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS  
MAGIC MAN 8602 (0-0-0)                 1  3  0  DEAD   WEIRD STUDENTS       
MR. HECKLES 8670 (0-2-0)               1  3  0         BIG LAKE BANDITS     
BIG POND PUNDIT 8566 (0-1-0)           0  2  0         THE SNAPPERHEADS     
GITHYANKI 8697 (0-1-0)                 0  2  0         FIEND FOLIO          
SOAMI 8628 (0-0-0)                     0  2  0  DEAD   SLORBUST             
THE PREACHER 8245 (0-4-0)              0  2  0         THE APOSTLES