DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/09/2017    Duedate: 02/22/2017

NIATOLI ISLAND ARENA

DM-33    TURN-798

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NAAN COMBATANT
BAD BREAD (95)
(33-8638) [10-2-0,137]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NAAN COMBATANT                 TUVOR
BAD BREAD (95)                 THE BLOODGUARDS (689)
(33-8638) [10-2-0,137]         (33-8750) [2-0-1,38]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ZAEBOS                         PRETTY NIFTY
THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)      BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
(33-8548) [12-16-3,88]         (33-8757) [7-6-1,60]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FORCE OF FIVE (690)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE APOSTLES (133)          62
2. FORCE OF FIVE (690)         56      SLORBUST (681)
3. BAD BREAD (95)              41      Unchartered Team
4. THE BLOODGUARDS (689)       38
5. BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)       34      THE BLOODGUARDS (689)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 4*THE BLOODGUARDS (689)      7   3  1 70.0   1/15 FORCE OF FIVE (690)       9  5 0
 2/ 2 SLORBUST (681)            58  39  1 59.8   2/ 1 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORD (667)  9  6 1
 3/ 7 FORCE OF FIVE (690)       31  22  3 58.5   3/11 THE APOSTLES (133)        9  6 0
 4/ 3 THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)    64  46  3 58.2   4/12 BAD BREAD (95)            8  4 0
 5/ 5 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORD (667) 119 101  9 54.1   5/ 2*SOULFIRE (696)            8  7 0
 6/ 6 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)    142 123 15 53.6   6/ 6 SLORBUST (681)            8  7 0
 7/ 1*SOULFIRE (696)             8   7  0 53.3   7/18*THE BLOODGUARDS (689)     7  3 1
 8/ 9 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)      560 507 40 52.5   8/13 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       7  6 2
 9/ 8 FIEND FOLIO (684)         23  21  0 52.3   9/ 3 FIEND FOLIO (684)         7  7 0
10-10 FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)     14  13  0 51.9  10/14 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     7  8 0
11/11 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)    772 769 69 50.1  11/ 5 DEMONSPAWN (194)          6  5 0
12/12 DEMONSPAWN (194)         425 425 24 50.0  12/ 8 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     6  7 0
13/13 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)  182 182  9 50.0  13/ 9 DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)    6  8 0
14/20*HE BE GBS (693)           10  10  2 50.0  14/10*HE BE GBS (693)           6  9 1
15/14 BAD BREAD (95)           302 303 21 49.9  15/ 4 THE ILLEARTH (265)        6  9 0
16/15 THE ILLEARTH (265)       293 336 23 46.6  16/17 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)   5  3 1
17/16 XXX BANDITS (614)        132 163  7 44.7  17/19 XXX BANDITS (614)         5  5 0
18/18 DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)    34  45  1 43.0  18/20 THE DEMONIC PICKLE (674)  4 10 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 THE APOSTLES (133)       203 291 23 41.1  19/ 7 THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)    3  7 0
20/ 0 NYE MAULERS (269)        210 306 38 40.7  20/16*D'ORKS (694)              3 12 0
21/21 THE DEMONIC PICKLE (674)  60 104  5 36.6  21/ 0 NYE MAULERS (269)         2  3 0
22-22*THE OUTLAWS 5 (691)       14  27  0 34.1  22-21 FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)     0  1 0
23/23*D'ORKS (694)               5  15  0 25.0  23-23*THE OUTLAWS 5 (691)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Another turn, another win.  It was a valiant effort, Skeletor.  Not valiant enough.  
Not sure who I'm going to challenge this turn.  I may just wait and see who challenges 
me.  Naan, it'd be a mistake for you to fight me.  It'll be over before it began.  For 
I am AAgrivator!

                                          -- AAgrivator

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  We now have a new top team for all of you guys 
to dogpile on.  FORCE OF FIVE now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep 
it.  Take a look at FORCE OF FIVE's act, as they have a 5-0-0 week and gain 14 places 
in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit 
it's corny) is THE BLOODGUARDS, who swept up 11 places in the ranks.  Suffering under 
a 1-4-0 record and dropping from 4th to 15th place were the THE ILLEARTH.  Keep 
trying!  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out NIATOLI ISLAND!  THE SNAPPERHEADS 
may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 19th spot.  It 
looks like the guys(?) at OBSIDIAN HALL had a good week as they went 4-1-1 to put 
them in 8th place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch out for XVART, who 
flew up 20 points in the rankings after mashing LEPER MESSIAH like a melon.  Keep 
your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was GREVINE, who 
dropped 16 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with WICKED LESTAR.  
Drawing on all of his experience as a 9-2-0 warrior, NAAN COMBATANT went for the 
Duelmastership against AAGRIVATOR this week.  In front of all the crowds, NAAN 
COMBATANT took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  Can 
you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad BIG LAKE  BANDITS?  Big bad BIG 
LAKE BANDITS.  Big bad BIG LAKE BANDITS.  NIATOLI ISLAND's afraid of the big bad BIG 
LAKE BANDITS.  Tra la la la la!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch FORCE OF 
FIVE's act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from BIG 
LAKE BANDITS.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of GENTILE KILLER, who was 
this week's most challenged warrior.  Getting lots of flowers from sympathetic fans 
was MOLOCH, who was successfully challenged by GLOOM who had a mere 30 points more 
than MOLOCH.  Definition of petty:  GLOOM bested MOLOCH, a mismatch of 30 points.  In 
a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, EVICTION went after DISCO STICK, who was 
higher by 22 points.  Well, when the dust settled, EVICTION was overcame by DISCO 
STICK.  SLUDGE OOZE of DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS had better have a good reason for 
challenging down 13 points in a challenge which he won.  I thought SLUDGE OOZE showed 
great skill and promise when he won victory over WHAT.  All right, so I slept through 
it!  Big deal!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Congrats to GRAVE CHANCE for 
revenging the death of his teammate (but more importantly, feeding I AM EXTINCTION a 
bit of dirt).  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  
Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in NIATOLI ISLAND 
have no sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's 
make some tracks.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've 
got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NAAN COMBATANT 8638          10   2  0   137       BAD BREAD (95)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLUDGE OOZE 8344             32  12  0   127       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 AAGRIVATOR 8248              34  13  0   125       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 LIL DENNY 8272               31  10  0   120       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 DISCO STICK 8413             15   6  1   113       XXX BANDITS (614)
 WHAT 8632                    13   7  0   103       SLORBUST (681)
 HERE AGAIN 8633              12   8  0   103       SLORBUST (681)
 SELF LOATHING 8568           14   9  1   101       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 SIR EDWARD 8047              20  10  0    99       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)
 WICKED LESTAR 8407            8  17  3    95       NYE MAULERS (269)
 LACY 8360                    19  16  1    91       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 ABADDON 8501                 15  19  1    91       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZAEBOS 8548                  12  16  3    88       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 WILLIAM WALLACE 8105          9   3  0    87       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)
 BEDAZZLER 8381               17  11  0    84       XXX BANDITS (614)
 EVICTION 8608                15  10  0    79       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 FATSO 8567                   15   8  0    76       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 GREVINE 8624                 10  10  1    74       SLORBUST (681)
 DOG GOT THE TURKEY 8589      15   6  1    72       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 I AM EXTINCTION 8506         18  15  2    71       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 CREEPING DEATH 8681          12   6  1    70       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 EVELYNN 8762                  7   4  1    67       FORCE OF FIVE (690)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRUIT CAKE 8537              17  14  1    66       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 KATARINA 8764                 8   3  0    66       FORCE OF FIVE (690)
 XVART 8696                    6   4  0    64       FIEND FOLIO (684)
 PRETTY NIFTY 8757             7   6  1    60       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 BAT CALLOU 8719               9   7  1    59       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRAVE CHANCE 8414             2   2  0    56       THE APOSTLES (133)
 CARY GOOPER 8716             11   5  0    55       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
 YOUR(E)DUM 8564              14   9  1    52       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 DEADLY IMGM 8660              5   4  1    52       THE APOSTLES (133)
 LEPER MESSIAH 8607           13  12  0    51       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 SPIRIT'S DREAM 8669          13   6  0    49       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 CHALLAH AKBAR 8726            5   2  0    48       BAD BREAD (95)
 DOOMLOAF 8725                 7   3  0    47       BAD BREAD (95)
 NAUTILUS 8765                 6   3  1    47       FORCE OF FIVE (690)
 BILLALO BUFF 8717             3  13  0    47       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
 MUHAMMAD 8727                 4   4  1    45       THE APOSTLES (133)
 KLED 8766                     6   5  0    43       FORCE OF FIVE (690)
 THE AWRY ASCENT 8666          9  10  0    42       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 CRAVY DOCKETT 8731            7   8  0    42       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
-ADOLF HITLER 3813             7   0  0    42       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
 BONESNAPPER 8794              5   2  0    41       FIEND FOLIO (684)
 TUVOR 8750                    2   0  1    38       THE BLOODGUARDS (689)
 SCURVY 8704                   9   8  0    37       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 KUO-TOA 8693                  5   5  0    37       FIEND FOLIO (684)
 IN THE CLOSET 8652            7   8  1    36       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 GLOOM 8789                    7   1  0    34       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRUNDLE 8763                  4   7  1    33       FORCE OF FIVE (690)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GENTILE KILLER 8837           2   1  0    33       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 THE IC TULIP 8538             9   5  0    32       NYE MAULERS (269)
 PENITENT MAN 8679             5   4  0    32       THE APOSTLES (133)
 GRIZZLY BARE 8825             3   1  1    31       HE BE GBS (693)
 MULE 8785                     5   3  0    30       SLORBUST (681)
 LOZEN 8855                    2   0  1    30       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)
 BORDER PATROL 8740            7   4  0    29       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 BAGUL 8733                    7   6  0    29       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 ATROX 8598                    5   5  0    28       XXX BANDITS (614)
 HIJACKED RADIO 8665           4   8  2    28       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 OB (SERVANT) 8805             5   2  0    27       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
-ROSE DUNN 8774                3   5  0    27       THE OUTLAWS 5 (691)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUM 3770                      4   1  0    23       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
 BILL PAXTON 8620              3   3  2    23       NYE MAULERS (269)
 ASPARA 8790                   3   5  1    23       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 TMEI 8813                     3   2  0    22       SLORBUST (681)
 SCONE GOLEM 8724              1   3  0    22       BAD BREAD (95)
 SOYLENT GREEN 8779            5   6  0    21       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 TOO MUCH PAPER 8713           5   3  2    20       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 TULL 8749                     2   0  0    20       THE BLOODGUARDS (689)
-BLACK BART 8777               3   4  0    19       THE OUTLAWS 5 (691)
 MALEVOLENCE 8806              3   3  1    18       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 KAIRN 8791                    2   1  0    18       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 DEATH SLAAD 8859              2   0  0    18       FIEND FOLIO (684)
 KORIK 8752                    2   0  0    17       THE BLOODGUARDS (689)
 SLATE 8851                    2   1  0    15       SOULFIRE (696)
-HOWARD STERN 3769             1   6  0    15       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
 GREASY BETTY 8822             2   2  1    14       HE BE GBS (693)
 KATA KID 8804                 3   4  0    13       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 BERBALANG 8814                3   3  0    12       FIEND FOLIO (684)
 GRANNY BEA 8823               2   2  0    12       HE BE GBS (693)
 GOLDEN BEARD 8824             1   3  0    12       HE BE GBS (693)
-BELLE STAR 8786               3   2  0    11       THE OUTLAWS 5 (691)
 CRIXUS 8418                   2   1  0    11       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)
-MOE 3772                      2   2  0    10       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
 RUNNIK 8753                   1   1  0    10       THE BLOODGUARDS (689)
 AH TOE 8863                   1   0  0     9       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 ONDE BLAD 8865                1   0  0     8       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 BANNOR 8751                   0   2  0     8       THE BLOODGUARDS (689)
 SNOWED IN 8846                0   2  0     8       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 PHOENIX 8850                  2   1  0     7       SOULFIRE (696)
 TEMPER 8847                   2   1  0     7       SOULFIRE (696)
 ROY D MERCER 8637             1   4  0     7       NYE MAULERS (269)
 CRISCO BOUNTY JR 8816         1   4  0     7       DYSLEXIC COWBOYS (687)
 MUDDER 8831                   1   3  0     6       D'ORKS (694)
 HAMBONE 8830                  1   3  0     6       D'ORKS (694)
 CALL ME LOT 8862              1   0  0     6       THE APOSTLES (133)
 VIPER 8848                    1   2  0     5       SOULFIRE (696)
-DIRTY STEVE 8815              1   1  0     4       THE OUTLAWS 5 (691)
 THASH 8857                    1   1  0     4       SOULFIRE (696)
-CHARLIE BOWDRE 8818           1   1  0     4       THE OUTLAWS 5 (691)
 MOLOCH 8860                   0   2  0     4       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 UDDERMUDDER 8833              0   4  0     4       D'ORKS (694)
 ORKAH WINDFREE 8866           0   1  0     1       D'ORKS (694)
 GENTILE BIBLETHUMPER 8861     0   1  0     1       HE BE GBS (693)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THE MANTARAY 8836       0  3 0 BIG LAKE BANDITS 71  STONE GOLEM           798  NONE
T.J. HOOKER 8797        2  2 0 BOOKEM 688           NAUTILUS 8765         794  NOT REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HORRIBLE GIFT 8792      1  1 1 BRASH BROS XMAS 662  GRIZZLY BARE 8825     795  REVENGED
ORKY BALBOA 8829        2  1 0 D'ORKS 694           TUVOR 8750            797   
PORKCHOP 8832           1  3 0 D'ORKS 694           LOZEN 8855            798   
GRUESOME BART 8821      2  1 0 HE BE GBS 693        MALEVOLENCE 8806      797   
LEFT WINGER 8867        0  1 0 NYE MAULERS 269      WURM KIN              798  NONE
BIBLE THUMPER 8643      8  3 0 THE APOSTLES 133     I AM EXTINCTION 8506  797  JUST REVENGED
THE UNKEMPT 8819        1  4 0 THE ILLEARTH 265     GREASY BETTY 8822     798   
NOVA 8759               1  1 0 XXX BANDITS 614      ASPARA 8790           798   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Arena Scribe -- Can we get an as accurate list of active managers in this fine city 
please?  And the horse they rode in on...um, I mean, team they run. -- Gentleben, MGR 
He Be GBs

     Maybe in a turn or two.  

Temper -- Soooooo close, I had ya dude. -- Greasy Betty

Crixus -- Win some, ya lose some, good show. -- Granny Bea

Kata Kid -- Ran out of juice.....  I will be back. -- Golden Beard

Viper -- Your venom ain't so bad....sort of fangy....I mean, tangy. -- Grizzly Bare

Malevolence -- At least your manager ain't Den. -- The really Gruesome Bart......past 
tense-----------------

D.D. -- 2 more wins.  Den was right.  I need you here to pick up some quick wins. -- 
Chad

Den -- Congrats on your tourney champ.  Sorry about all the deaths. -- Chad

I Am Extinction -- What!  That was supposed to by MY treat killing "Bible Thunper!" -- 
Chad

Any deaths being dealt to the Apostles will have to be approved by me. -- Chad
P.S.   That's right, Phil, you too.

Dope Smoking Lady Priestess of the Flighty AA (AKA Den) -- Emperors Clothes?  We 
royals don't wear clothes. -- Gentleben

I'm baaaaccckkk!!! No godlings this time, just a solid team that will be running every 
turn.  No tourney timing so you'll know my squad won't be ducking any challenges. 
Bring it on....  -- Mannequin, Mgr of The Bloodguards

Howard Stern -- Bah!  You only hit me once.  Boring fight.  Think me fell asleep in 
(counts on fingers) 4th minute. -- Porkchop

The Man-Dat-Gay -- Bah!  You not hit me at all!  Barmaid hit me more times den you 
(cackles gleefully). -- Hambone

Tuvor -- Hoowah!  You kill stupid she-ork! -- D'Orks

D'Orks -- Bwahahaha!  Joke on you!  Next Ork is she-ork! -- D'Ork King

Tuvor -- (all Orks point at she-ork)  She next! -- D'Orks

Death Slaad -- Dat good fight!  Need do dat again! -- Mudder

Nova -- Where you hide dat dagger? (rubs head)  Dat was slick move at end of first 
round.  You should try dat more den once in whole fight. -- Uddermudder, not Mudder

Rune -- Hiyah! -- D'Ork King

Den -- (speaks slowly as if speaking to a child) D'Ork King.  It not dat hard.  Say it 
wid me now.  D'Ork King.  The Man-Dat-Gay not get message dat he supposed to "beat 
D'Orks within an inch of dey sad little lives".  (grins)  Hey, does "High" Priest mean 
dat you smokee-smokee da crazy weed? -- D'Ork King

Den -- Hoowah!  We the best of the worst.  Or is dat worst of the best?  No matter.  
We don't care about stinking record.  We care about the fight!  We likes getting hit!  
We likes getting knocked to ground! We even like it when you kill D'Orks.  See you on 
the sands! -- D'Orks

Demonspawn I think you are avoiding my team Hastur Mudder, UdderMudder and OtherMudder 
Sorry you are having issues with my name Tmei Sludge Ooze We will see if it is 
different if I get my challenge through.  Grevine

Consortium -- Do you have any idea how strange it is that you continue to haunt the 
PA's of Niytyole Island?  It's like we keep catching you staring through the window of 
Niytyole wondering what is happening, not that it seems strange to you considering 
that most the bedroom windows on the Island have your size ten prints outside of them.  
Here in my beloved arena you act like the kid that wants to hang out with the cool 
gang, but just has no coolness to add to the gang, thus you simply stalk the PA's and 
spew your hypocritical garbage wishing you had what it takes to actually fight a team 
in the arena.  I guess we can't expect much from a creepy old guy that believes the 
elastic waistband is the pinnacle of human engineering.  And did you really brag to us 
about your F2F table achieving a TC and two Runner-Ups?  Really?  Is that all you 
have?  Wow, how sad.  Tell you what weirdo, you can have your TC, while your table was 
walked past quickly our table is where the stories were made Saturday night.  I'll 
take the memories, you can have your precious TC.  Enjoy it weirdo. -- Den
P.S.  Don't forget to update your bizarre shrine to yourself with your ADM grads, talk 
about worshipping at a temple of your own narcissism.

Womanta -- Seriously dude, you need to calm down.  What is it with the constant 
lecturing from you?  I grow weary of your hate and intolerance which is so common from 
your side of the fence.  I am starting to be a little concerned about your stalker 
tendencies, you have followed me into almost every arena that I fight and then spew 
the hate and intolerance you practice as a lifestyle.  Even in the arenas where I am 
quiet you continue to blast your lies in an insane attempt to tarnish my otherwise 
good character.  And I don't need to mention your habit of trolling me in the forums, 
kiddo you have a serious little problem.  Hey, enjoy digging through all your fights 
and put together the proof of your sad losing record against me.  I know you will have 
the time to do a great job on the data, it is not like your phone is ringing or the 
door being knocked on, anyone with your toxic attitude is certainly given a wide 
berth. -- Den

Rune -- Welcome to MY Island! -- Spirit
P.S.  It's spelled Niytyole.

DD -- I forget that the AA is even in this arena. Of course, I rarely look down -- 
Spirit

All -- Welcome the newest Demonspawn to Niytyole Island. Providing my turn made it to 
RSI on time. He was 'well named' by Den -- Spirit

GB -- A bit of a rocky start for you. Hope you pick up the pace -- Spirit

All -- A big welcome back to Knights of Legend and their exceptional manager, TCO(The 
Chosen One for all you illiterate boobs!) -- Spirit

Bedazzler -- You've been bedazzled! -- Lacy

Naan -- I hate you -- Lil Denny

Skeletor -- Nice try -- AAgrivator

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE MANTARAY was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
LEFT WINGER was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
GRAVE CHANCE subdued I AM EXTINCTION in a exciting 1 minute Bloodfeud melee.
SNOWED IN was overpowered by GRIZZLY BARE in a 2 minute mismatched Bloodfeud duel.
GLOOM overpowered MOLOCH in a crowd pleasing 8 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SLUDGE OOZE unbelievably bested WHAT in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
NAAN COMBATANT devastated AAGRIVATOR in a 3 minute Challenge Title competition.
SELF LOATHING won victory over WILLIAM WALLACE in a 1 minute expert's Challenge duel.
SIR EDWARD vanquished BEDAZZLER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
EVICTION was overpowered by DISCO STICK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
ZAEBOS overpowered FRUIT CAKE in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
ABADDON viciously subdued FATSO in a 3 minute brutal master's Challenge conflict.
DOG GOT THE TURKEY demolished SPIRIT'S DREAM in a 5 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
DEADLY IMGM savagely defeated SCURVY in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
BONESNAPPER was vanquished by EVELYNN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
YOUR(E)DUM was viciously subdued by KATARINA in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
CHALLAH AKBAR beat KUO-TOA in a exciting 1 minute Challenge match.
MUHAMMAD was outlasted by CARY GOOPER in a popular 7 minute Challenge match.
XVART slimly won victory over LEPER MESSIAH in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
BORDER PATROL was defeated by GENTILE KILLER in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
OB (SERVANT) was viciously subdued by BILLALO BUFF in a 3 minute Challenge fray.
SOYLENT GREEN was demolished by CRAVY DOCKETT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KATA KID was overpowered by PENITENT MAN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TRUNDLE vanquished TOO MUCH PAPER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
LOZEN easily killed PORKCHOP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
VIPER was beaten by KAIRN in a action packed 1 minute Challenge competition.
RUNNIK beat THASH in a 3 minute gruesome novice's Challenge fight.
KORIK overcame BERBALANG in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
THE UNKEMPT was narrowly killed by GREASY BETTY in a 2 minute Challenge match.
SLATE was savagely defeated by MULE in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge bout.
TULL viciously subdued TEMPER in a action packed 4 minute amateur's Challenge match.
DEATH SLAAD devastated HAMBONE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
CRIXUS was bested by SCONE GOLEM in a 1 minute beginner vs. veteran Challenge bout.
HERE AGAIN was luckily beaten by LIL DENNY in a exciting 3 minute master's match.
LACY was overpowered by SKELETOR in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
GREVINE was handily defeated by WICKED LESTAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BAT CALLOU lost to CREEPING DEATH in a popular 1 minute match.
THE AWRY ASCENT savagely defeated HIJACKED RADIO in a action packed 4 minute duel.
KLED subdued IN THE CLOSET in a action packed 2 minute bloody conflict.
DOOMLOAF defeated BAGUL in a exciting 1 minute bloody brawl.
PRETTY NIFTY viciously subdued THE IC TULIP in a exciting 5 minute brutal conflict.
ATROX was overpowered by NAUTILUS in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
TUVOR overpowered MALEVOLENCE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ASPARA viciously butchered NOVA in a 1 minute brutal duel.
BILL PAXTON subdued MUDDER in a exciting 1 minute brutal conflict.
TMEI subdued GENTILE BIBLETHUMPER in a 1 minute novice's fight.
GRANNY BEA overcame BANNOR in a 2 minute amateur's contest.
GOLDEN BEARD savagely defeated CRISCO BOUNTY JR in a 2 minute novice's struggle.
UDDERMUDDER was viciously subdued by ONDE BLAD in a 2 minute brutal amateur's fight.
ROY D MERCER was luckily beaten by AH TOE in a popular 4 minute amateur's contest.
PHOENIX was overpowered by FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CALL ME LOT defeated ORKAH WINDFREE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute amateur's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  22         TOTAL PARRY       72 -  47 -  0      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         SLASHING ATTACK   58 -  49 -  1      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         WALL OF STEEL     45 -  45 -  4      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         LUNGING ATTACK    77 -  82 -  6      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  18 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         AIMED BLOW        27 -  32 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         STRIKING ATTACK   48 -  57 -  5      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  19 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  16 -  0      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  38 -  1      32  |

Turn 798 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  8         3  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         8 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        6 - 11         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  8         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              WALL OF STEEL      2 -  6         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       NAAN COMBATANT 8638        10   2  0  137 BAD BREAD (95)
TOTAL PARRY      SLUDGE OOZE 8344           32  12  0  127 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
LUNGING ATTACK   DISCO STICK 8413           15   6  1  113 XXX BANDITS (614)
SLASHING ATTACK  WHAT 8632                  13   7  0  103 SLORBUST (681)
PARRY-STRIKE     SELF LOATHING 8568         14   9  1  101 THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
WALL OF STEEL    LACY 8360                  19  16  1   91 DEMONSPAWN (194)
STRIKING ATTACK  WILLIAM WALLACE 8105        9   3  0   87 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (224)
PARRY-LUNGE      FATSO 8567                 15   8  0   76 THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DOG GOT THE TURKEY 8589    15   6  1   72 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
BASHING ATTACK   I AM EXTINCTION 8506       18  15  2   71 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ZAEBOS 8548.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
PRETTY NIFTY 8757.  The ten other most popular fighters were MUHAMMAD 8727, XVART 
8696, MOLOCH 8860, WHAT 8632, DEADLY IMGM 8660, HERE AGAIN 8633, NAAN COMBATANT 8638, 
DOG GOT THE TURKEY 8589, BILLALO BUFF 8717, and MULE 8785.

The least popular fighter this week was GLOOM 8789.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PHOENIX 8850, CRISCO BOUNTY JR 8816, NOVA 8759, GREVINE 8624, HAMBONE 
8830, TEMPER 8847, THASH 8857, PORKCHOP 8832, TOO MUCH PAPER 8713, and SOYLENT GREEN 
8779.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SKELETOR (33-8444) XXX BANDITS (614)