DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/16/2016    Duedate: 06/29/2016

NIATOLI ISLAND ARENA

DM-33    TURN-781

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RETURNS
BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
(33-8223) [24-17-1,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CUT DROOL                      WHAT
DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)      SLORBUST (681)
(33-8343) [18-10-5,115]        (33-8632) [4-1-0,48]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JUNEAU                         KRAYLE
RAVAGING LORDS (44)            OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
(33-7787) [15-21-0,113]        (33-8664) [0-2-0,6]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)   52
2. THE APOSTLES (133)          43DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
3. THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)   36      Unchartered Team
4. THE ILLEARTH (265)          25
5. BRASH BROS XMAS (662)       23      SLORBUST (681)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*CELTIC FRENZY (564)        8   3  0 72.7   1/ 2 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORD (667) 12  3 1
 2/ 2*SLORBUST (681)            17   8  1 68.0   2/ 1*SLORBUST (681)           11  4 1
 3- 3*THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)    25  20  1 55.6   3/ 8 THE ILLEARTH (265)        8  7 1
 4/ 5 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORD (667)  77  63  7 55.0   4/10 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     7  5 1
 5/ 4 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)    109  91  9 54.5   5/ 4 DEMONSPAWN (194)          7  8 1
 6/ 6 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)      528 473 38 52.7   6/ 3 BAD BREAD (95)            6  5 1
 7/ 8 DEATH PENALTY (606)       77  76  9 50.3   7/ 5 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     6  7 0
 8/ 7 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)    733 725 65 50.3   8/ 6 THE DEMONIC PICKLE (674)  6  9 1
 9/ 9 RAVAGING LORDS (44)      396 394 33 50.1   9/13 THE APOSTLES (133)        4  4 0
10/10 BAD BREAD (95)           273 279 21 49.5  10/14 RAVAGING LORDS (44)       4  7 0
11/11 DEMONSPAWN (194)         386 395 22 49.4  11/16 DEATH PENALTY (606)       3  2 0
12/13 THE ILLEARTH (265)       248 297 22 45.5  12- 9*THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)    3  7 0
13/19*THE MEANIES (680)          6   8  0 42.9  13/12 WAR COUNCIL (669)         3 10 0
14/21*FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)      5   7  0 41.7  14/19*FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)     2  0 0
15-15 NYE MAULERS (269)        208 303 38 40.7  15/15*THE MEANIES (680)         2  1 0
16/17 THE APOSTLES (133)       183 273 21 40.1  16- 7 NYE MAULERS (269)         2  3 1
17-18*THE SPECIALS (682)         6   9  0 40.0  17/22*LUDUS TYRANNUS (679)      2  3 0
18/20*LUDUS TYRANNUS (679)      10  16  0 38.5  18-11*THE SPECIALS (682)        2  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/16 WAR COUNCIL (669)         15  26  0 36.6  19/18 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       2  9 0
20/22 THE DEMONIC PICKLE (674)  30  54  3 35.7  20-20*CELTIC FRENZY (564)       1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Hello Duelmaster enthusiasts, once again true talent resides on the most difficult 
throne to hold in all Alastari.  Pretty much guessing I will be here for many turns as 
Den will make devilishly clever challenges as expected.  He said Otto can pretty much 
give up any hope of getting a shot as he is a sad excuse for humanity.  Looks like I 
will be fighting Juneau this turn, the fight is already predetermined, you will swing 
first, my amazing fast defense will take over, then I attach, you get hit, fall down, 
and I win.  The reason why I am a better fighter right now is because I gave up my 
other hobby of shooting trap, I did this because Cassellius canceled his insurance and 
I am a cheap vindictive angry little liberal, and I have been known to creep around 
all the local taverns.  If only I could run into Lauri the Tramp.

Talk to you next week, and remember the first round is never on me.

                                      -- Gov Uhrhammer, Duelmaster of Niytyole Island

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly NIATOLI ISLAND games.  Former top team SLORBUST was 
unseated this week as DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS moved up from 2nd ranking to take the top 
spot with a 4-1-1 record for the round.  Fortune did not smile upon NYE MAULERS this 
time out who this turn suffered a fall into 16th position in the wake of a 0-0-0 
round.  Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the corner!  Witness how 
this week BRASH BROS XMAS went 3-1-0 to move up 6 in the rankings.  My praise to THE 
ILLEARTH for their 4-1-1 week this time out.  Indeed, it was a skillfully fought 
round deserving of notice!  CUT DROOL caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial 
commission as he skillfully bested TACOMA and was awarded 29 points in recognition.  
In one of the week's more notable duels, ABADDON put down REPARTE, causing him to 
lose 17 points of recognition in the process.  Who here was not present for the title 
fight this week as RETURNS boldly challenged GOV UHRHAMMER in order to strive for the 
Duelmasters honors?  The city has turned out in honor of RETURNS, for with his arena 
victory he may now lay claim to the highest position in the city!  Informants "close" 
to the city champion have told me that he never fights without pantyhose on beneath 
his armor.  Watch out!   
     But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades 
that is city NIATOLI ISLAND.  My inside sources tell me that the team to beat in 
NIATOLI ISLAND these days is BRASH BROS XMAS.  At least, most blades in town are 
looking to avoid them.  If you didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been hard 
pressed to find any of DEMONSPAWN last week.  Busy avoiding BRASH BROS XMAS?  Mighty 
fighters cannot but expect competition from those below.  TACOMA take warning!  You 
have more than a few enemies in NIATOLI ISLAND.  HELL RAZOR must really be harboring 
a grudge against the THE DEMONIC PICKLES guild!  Merciless, 30 challenged down IBWA 
points this week to duel with he.  The weight of the challenge fell hard upon IBWA 
and predictably he was killed by HELL RAZOR.  This is how to arouse the anger of an 
entire guild!   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  The warrior's path is harsh.  For mediocrity there 
is but one reward--death.  This past week TACOMA, at 18-18-1, departed NIATOLI ISLAND 
forever.  I must report the passing of IBWA, veteran of many duels.  9-8-0 final 
record His was not illustrious--but death plays no favorites.  Cruelly, HELL RAZOR of 
DEMONSPAWN has slain the lesser ranked IBWA.  Word already flies around town that THE 
DEMONIC PICKLES plans a bloodfeud!  Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins.  
In the arena there is only the brightness of steel.  Keep vigil always!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  Ahh, but I can hear the spires of a far off 
city calling to me.  I must away!  Till next we meet remember - the pen is mightier 
than the sword, but a maul is a different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RETURNS 8223                 24  17  1   106       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CUT DROOL 8343               18  10  5   115       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 JUNEAU 7787                  15  21  0   113       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 LIL DENNY 8272               19   7  0   107       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 PUT LIGHTS UP 8222           21  24  1    98       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 GOV UHRHAMMER 8324           19  17  0    97       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 SALACIOUS CRUMB 8394         14   4  0    95       BAD BREAD (95)
 ZWEIBACK 8417                12   4  0    93       BAD BREAD (95)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLUDGE OOZE 8344             20   8  0    87       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 GAUCHE BRIOCHE 7935          11  11  1    87       BAD BREAD (95)
 AAGRIVATOR 8248              22  10  0    86       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 HUMAN DEVOLUTION 8415        11  11  1    85       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 LAURI THE TRAMP 8171          6   8  1    80       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
-WICKED LESTAR 8407            7  17  3    78       NYE MAULERS (269)
 HELL RAZOR 8374              12   7  2    77       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 BIG ARM BILL 8391            14  16  1    76       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 KLAANG 8490                  10   8  2    76       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LACY 8360                    10  10  0    63       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 I AM EXTINCTION 8506         11   6  1    59       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZAEBOS 8548                   7   4  2    56       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 ABADDON 8501                  7  10  0    54       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
-SELF LOATHING 8568            7   2  0    54       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 WHAT 8632                     4   1  0    48       SLORBUST (681)
 HERE AGAIN 8633               4   1  0    44       SLORBUST (681)
 BIBLE THUMPER 8643            4   0  0    44       THE APOSTLES (133)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRASER 8579                   3   2  0    33       THE MEANIES (680)
 GREVINE 8624                  2   3  1    33       SLORBUST (681)
-THE IC TULIP 8538             9   4  0    31       NYE MAULERS (269)
 REPARTE 8623                  4   1  0    31       SLORBUST (681)
 TRINITY 8505                  2   9  0    31       THE APOSTLES (133)
 FRUIT CAKE 8537               8   6  0    30       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 LEPER MESSIAH 8607            5   3  0    30       THE ILLEARTH (265)
-IN THE CLOSET 8652            2   2  1    28       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 BONEYARDS 8642                2   0  0    28       DEATH PENALTY (606)
 EVICTION 8608                 4   4  0    26       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 MAYAL 8626                    3   2  0    25       SLORBUST (681)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOG GOT THE TURKEY 8589       4   0  1    23       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 NIYTYOLE KNIGHT 8605          4   3  0    22       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
-LION'S DEN 8535               3   2  0    21       DEATH PENALTY (606)
-BILL PAXTON 8620              2   3  2    21       NYE MAULERS (269)
-BOLGIOS 6534                  2   0  0    21       CELTIC FRENZY (564)
 KYMZO KAKASHI 8365            5   5  0    20       WAR COUNCIL (669)
 ERMAC 8361                    4   6  0    20       WAR COUNCIL (669)
-FATSO 8567                    5   4  0    19       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VERCINGETORIX 6531            2   1  0    18       CELTIC FRENZY (564)
-SHYMMYR 8558                  2   0  0    18       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
-YOUR(E)DUM 8564               4   5  0    17       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
-CERETHRIUS 6533               2   0  0    17       CELTIC FRENZY (564)
-TRUMP CARD 8647               2   1  0    17       THE SPECIALS (682)
 BELLE DEATHRINGER 8601        2   6  0    16       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
-HIJACKED RADIO 8665           1   1  1    16       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 ARTEMIS ENTRERI 8362          1   3  0    16       WAR COUNCIL (669)
 PENITENT MAN 8679             1   0  0    16       THE APOSTLES (133)
 DEN'S LOVE LIFE 8656          2   2  1    15       DEMONSPAWN (194)
-WHITE 8616                    2   2  0    15       THE MEANIES (680)
 RHASKOS 8573                  3   2  0    14       LUDUS TYRANNUS (679)
-LIME-JELLO 8649               2   1  0    14       THE SPECIALS (682)
 THE NOSE-PICKER 8667          2   1  0    14       THE ILLEARTH (265)
-HOWELL III 8581               1   1  0    14       THE MEANIES (680)
 ZEPHYROS 8570                 3   2  0    12       LUDUS TYRANNUS (679)
 ARKADIOS 8574                 3   2  0    11       LUDUS TYRANNUS (679)
-BRENNUS 6532                  1   1  0    11       CELTIC FRENZY (564)
-BUM 3770                      2   0  0    10       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
 SPIRIT'S DREAM 8669           2   0  0    10       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 CREEPING DEATH 8681           1   0  0    10       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 DEADLY IMGM 8660              0   1  0     9       THE APOSTLES (133)
-ROY D MERCER 8637             1   3  0     8       NYE MAULERS (269)
 ADOLF HITLER 3813             2   0  0     7       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
 DYSTOPIAN DORK 8680           1   0  1     7       THE ILLEARTH (265)
-STITT 8582                    0   1  0     7       THE MEANIES (680)
 KRAYLE 8664                   0   2  0     6       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
-SWINNEY 8583                  0   2  0     6       THE MEANIES (680)
-SPECIAL SAUCE 8646            1   2  0     5       THE SPECIALS (682)
-SPECIAL ED 8648               1   2  0     5       THE SPECIALS (682)
 THE AWRY ASCENT 8666          1   2  0     5       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
-MOE 3772                      1   1  0     4       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
-ACICHORIUS 6530               1   1  0     4       CELTIC FRENZY (564)
-HOWARD STERN 3769             0   2  0     2       FLIRT WITH DIRT (293)
 LILIM 8685                    0   1  0     1       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 ASHUR 8683                    0   1  0     1       LUDUS TYRANNUS (679)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WOOLY BOULE 8639        0  2 0 BAD BREAD 95         STONE GOLEM           781  NONE
MR. HECKLES 8670        0  2 0 BIG LAKE BANDITS 71  DYSTOPIAN DORK 8680   781   
SHORT LEASH 8658        0  1 0 BIG LAKE BANDITS 71  BILL PAXTON 8620      778   
SHOPPING FRENZY 8569    4  1 0 BRASH BROS XMAS 662  KLAANG 8490           778  REVENGED
PIKER 8678              0  1 0 DEATH PENALTY 606    WURM KIN              781  NONE
DURO 8572               1  4 0 LUDUS TYRANNUS 679   STONE GOLEM           781  NONE
BAD BLAKE 8483          7  8 3 NYE MAULERS 269      GAUCHE BRIOCHE 7935   779   
TACOMA 7785            18 18 1 RAVAGING LORDS 44    CUT DROOL 8343        781   
DARKNESS CALLS 8661     0  1 0 THE APOSTLES 133     STONE GOLEM           781  NONE
SOLOMON 8577            2  4 0 THE APOSTLES 133     ZAEBOS 8548           779   
BLAH 8684               0  1 0 THE DEMONIC PICK 674 GERELIN LOSTFIRE      781  NONE
IBWA 8499               9  8 0 THE DEMONIC PICK 674 HELL RAZOR 8374       781   
NYBBAS 8657             1  1 1 THE DEMONIC PICK 674 GREVINE 8624          779  REVENGED
JO DEARTAE 8645         0  3 0 THE SPECIALS 682     BILL PAXTON 8620      779   
KARSUS 8668             0  1 0 WAR COUNCIL 669      HIJACKED RADIO 8665   780   
QUICK-N-DEADLY 8460     1  3 0 WAR COUNCIL 669      GERELIN LOSTFIRE      781  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Den -- Your love life has surprised me! Let's hope Laura never hears of it! lol -- 
Spirit

Deeders -- Hopefully your absence last turn was an oversight. Hate to see people leave 
my beloved Island. Especially without asking my permission first! -- Spirit

Spudcraft -- Et tu, Spud? -- Spirit

Chad -- Do you have a shrine in your house with a picture of Den? I've heard of 
bromances but yours is ridiculous! -- Spirit

Consortium -- Tell you what rat-man, take that disingenuous apology and shove it.  
Your actions prove the malice that resides in your cold angry heart, the AA will be 
pleased if we never hear from you again.  So, either you are extraordinarily stupid, 
or you just refuse to accept reality.  My tiny little infraction is nothing compared 
to what your cronies have been doing for years.  So, once again I ask, why is this 
suddenly a huge problem for you now?  And here is how pathetic your group is, they 
talk trash about me on Chatzy regarding recent hacks on TB and when I call them on it, 
they go back and delete their posts and then shrug their shoulders and deny saying 
anything (Spirit and Otto).  But, you think those guys are top notch?  What fantasy 
world do you really live in?  You thought I was bad before hypocrite; well I'm just 
getting warmed up now after your group's recent actions. -- Den

Sprite -- As you are learning, Den's Love Life will find few limitations. This warrior 
is destined to rise quickly, but history proves it will quickly settle back down into 
a state of laziness and comfort. -- Den

Var -- Gee, who would have thought you would field another scum.  You guys over at IC 
headquarters know how to design and train anything other than scum? -- Den

Boneyards -- Why were you moving constantly without pause when the fight started, ants 
in the pants?  I'll see you in a couple of fights and send you home to the place of 
your naming. -- Mr. Heckles

Niytyolians -- I am sure you all noted that the AA holds the throne again, typical, 
just another day on Niytyole Island.  Oh, and please note that Tacoma continues to be 
the most popular.  As the AA has traversed life, they consistently find themselves the 
most popular, just one of our many gifts and talents.  Of course you read that Big 
Lake Bandits were 5th on Teams on the Move, a cherished position many hope for but few 
ever achieve.  Hey, how about Celtic Frenzy popping in for some tourney timing and 
netting a single win, what a display of bad management.  Be sure to challenge his 
hopeful Vercingetorix and kill him.  Darkfart posted the usual IC turn with his 0-4, 
love seeing that.  I in fact love seeing that result more than I love seeing 
Consortium chased from the village by the elders carrying torches.  Scorpio proves 
that no matter what he has it will never be as nice as my things, he posted another 1-
4 and I am not even sure how he got the 1 win, must have been an IC gift.  Flirt with 
Dirt came in and netted a single win, I guess this guy is spending too much time 
saying lewd comments to piles of earth, which is truly bizarre, but whatever makes you 
happy.  I guess they have restrooms for your particular comfort now as well, so when 
you are done trying to get your little tourney warrior timed have fun with your dirt. 
- Den

Slorbust -- Appreciate your interest in working with the AA, but we really only accept 
men, so sorry. -- Den

Darkfart -- I did enjoy your spotlight on turn 779, well all of it but the inaccurate 
AA comments of course. -- Den

Darkfart -- Not often does an individual fight entertain me, but Klaang's dropping 
from exhaustion WHILE Returns was hitting him on the head was a neat trick. I also 
wouldn't have thought any of your warriors would ever run out of gas. The example they 
have certainly doesn't -- Bashur
P.S. Streaks were meant to be broken.

Den -- The break was good to you!  Enjoyed your ads immensely as usual.  Doesn't 
change who are what you are, but I would ask you to change your undergarments more 
often. -- G. Bashur

The problem is most of the IC fashions themselves after those tourney managers. Pretty 
laughable, actually.  Perhaps Spirit can use optimism instead of optimization of 
strategy, luck instead of skill, and hope instead of talent to one day propel him to a 
winning record? -- General Bashur

Bashur's recipe for dealing with tourney warriors: Step 1: They are easy to identify 
by running on 1-3 man teams. Step 2: DC them, preferably with style mismatches, but 
any old dinosaur will do.  If you kill them, call it victory and start over.  If you 
beat them, go back to step 2.  If you lose, they will feel the love and be moved up 
quickly in the ranks.  They can then be DC'd by older dinosaurs. Worst case, they get 
pushed up into the CC's very young and start earning PP's, which pushes them towards 
graduation and out of the arena. Regardless, they are out of the way.

Grevine -- Well, at least one more go 'round at you, if you live, enjoy the skills. -- 
Chad

Bashor -- Really, fruit cake... no chance bro! -- Chad

Hell Razor -- You have the spirit of "Ali" in you? -- Chad

Slor Bust -- I smell a tourney team... -- Chad

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WOOLY BOULE was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DURO was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
QUICK-N-DEADLY was viciously butchered by GERELIN LOSTFIRE in a 2 minute match.
BLAH was viciously butchered by GERELIN LOSTFIRE in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
PIKER was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DARKNESS CALLS was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
TRINITY was devastated by ZAEBOS in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
GAUCHE BRIOCHE was bested by PUT LIGHTS UP in a 1 minute master's Challenge match.
ZWEIBACK was viciously subdued by JUNEAU in a action packed 5 minute Challenge fight.
RETURNS won victory over GOV UHRHAMMER in a 2 minute expert's Challenge Title duel.
CUT DROOL slaughtered TACOMA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SLUDGE OOZE luckily beat LAURI THE TRAMP in a 7 minute expert's Challenge match.
HELL RAZOR murdered IBWA in a 1 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
BIBLE THUMPER devastated FRUIT CAKE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
GREVINE devastated DEN'S LOVE LIFE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
NIYTYOLE KNIGHT overcame ARTEMIS ENTRERI in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
LEPER MESSIAH slimly won victory over ERMAC in a 6 minute bloody Challenge bout.
EVICTION viciously subdued KYMZO KAKASHI in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fray.
THE AWRY ASCENT was outwaited by ADOLF HITLER in a 16 minute Challenge brawl.
KRAYLE was luckily beaten by SPIRIT'S DREAM in a 12 minute novice's Challenge match.
SALACIOUS CRUMB was luckily beaten by LIL DENNY in a 4 minute master's conflict.
BIG ARM BILL was outlasted by AAGRIVATOR in a monotonous 7 minute gory expert's fight.
HUMAN DEVOLUTION handily defeated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LACY was bested by KLAANG in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
REPARTE was overpowered by ABADDON in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
WHAT overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HERE AGAIN viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute gruesome bout.
I AM EXTINCTION handily defeated MAYAL in a 1 minute uneven bout.
THE NOSE-PICKER was overpowered by FRASER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BELLE DEATHRINGER was savagely defeated by DOG GOT THE TURKEY in a 4 minute fight.
BONEYARDS vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
RHASKOS subdued DEADLY IMGM in a exciting 3 minute novice's fight.
ZEPHYROS beat LILIM in a 2 minute beginner's bout.
ARKADIOS was demolished by PENITENT MAN in a 1 minute uneven contest.
MR. HECKLES was slain by DYSTOPIAN DORK in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
CREEPING DEATH demolished ASHUR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         TOTAL PARRY       65 -  37 -  0      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         SLASHING ATTACK   41 -  41 -  5      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         STRIKING ATTACK   67 -  70 -  8      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         WALL OF STEEL     37 -  39 -  2      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  14 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         AIMED BLOW        20 -  24 -  3      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    53 -  66 -  7      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  15 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  24 -  2      38  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  40 -  1      33  |

Turn 781 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         5  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  8         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      RETURNS 8223               24  17  1  106 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
STRIKING ATTACK  CUT DROOL 8343             18  10  5  115 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
LUNGING ATTACK   GOV UHRHAMMER 8324         19  17  0   97 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
AIMED BLOW       HELL RAZOR 8374            12   7  2   77 DEMONSPAWN (194)
SLASHING ATTACK  KLAANG 8490                10   8  2   76 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
BASHING ATTACK   I AM EXTINCTION 8506       11   6  1   59 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JUNEAU 7787.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
KRAYLE 8664.  The ten other most popular fighters were JUNEAU 7787, LAURI THE TRAMP 
8171, SALACIOUS CRUMB 8394, GOV UHRHAMMER 8324, KLAANG 8490, RHASKOS 8573, DEADLY 
IMGM 8660, WOOLY BOULE 8639, ZWEIBACK 8417, and EVICTION 8608.

The least popular fighter this week was ADOLF HITLER 3813.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE AWRY ASCENT 8666, AAGRIVATOR 8248, SPIRIT'S DREAM 8669, 
ASHUR 8683, MR. HECKLES 8670, ARKADIOS 8574, THE NOSE-PICKER 8667, MAYAL 8626, 
REPARTE 8623, and NIYTYOLE KNIGHT 8605.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

RETURNS (33-8223) BRASH BROS XMAS (662)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                        HEISENBERG (4-6853) of DEVIATION (638) 
                       MUSH (84-27306) of 4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes