DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/10/2016    Duedate: 03/23/2016

NIATOLI ISLAND ARENA

DM-33    TURN-777

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SKELETOR
XXX BANDITS (614)
(33-8444) [10-7-0,127]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SKELETOR                       SELF LOATHING
XXX BANDITS (614)              THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
(33-8444) [10-7-0,127]         (33-8568) [5-1-0,53]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OMAHA                          GOV UHRHAMMER
RAVAGING LORDS (44)            BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
(33-7786) [13-19-1,88]         (33-8324) [17-15-0,82]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEMONSPAWN (194)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SLORBUST (681)              70
2. THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)      48      BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
3. NYE MAULERS (269)           43      Unchartered Team
4. OBSIDIAN HALL (192)         40
5. XXX BANDITS (614)           39      THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)    19  11  1 63.3   1/ 1 DEMONSPAWN (194)         13  2 1
 2/ 1*WORLD BLADES 5 (645)       9   6  2 60.0   2/ 2 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     9  5 1
 3/ 0*SLORBUST (681)             3   2  0 60.0   3/ 5*THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)    9  6 1
 4/ 3 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)    101  84  8 54.6   4/ 6 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       7  6 1
 5/ 5 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)      524 463 37 53.1   5/ 4 THE APOSTLES (133)        7  8 0
 6/ 4 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORD (667)  62  58  6 51.7   6/ 9 THE ILLEARTH (265)        7  8 0
 7- 6 BAD COMPANY (145)        363 351 40 50.8   7/ 8 XXX BANDITS (614)         7  8 0
 8/ 7 RAVAGING LORDS (44)      392 383 33 50.6   8/ 7 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORD (667)  7  8 0
 9/ 8 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)    725 715 65 50.3   9/12 THE DEMONIC PICKLE (674)  7  8 0
10/ 9 DEATH PENALTY (606)       74  74  9 50.0  10/ 3 BAD BREAD (95)            6  5 0
11/11 DEMONSPAWN (194)         375 386 20 49.3  11/13 RAVAGING LORDS (44)       5  7 0
12/10 BAD BREAD (95)           265 273 20 49.3  12/10 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     5 10 2
13/13 THE ILLEARTH (265)       238 287 21 45.3  13/15 NYE MAULERS (269)         5 10 2
14/14 XXX BANDITS (614)        118 149  7 44.2  14/14 DEATH PENALTY (606)       4  8 1
15/16 NYE MAULERS (269)        202 299 36 40.3  15-11 BAD COMPANY (145)         3  2 0
16/15 THE APOSTLES (133)       178 265 21 40.2  16/ 0*SLORBUST (681)            3  2 0
17/ 0*THE SPECIALS (682)         2   3  0 40.0  17/16*THE MEANIES (680)         3  3 0
18/19 THE DEMONIC PICKLE (674)  21  43  1 32.8  18/ 0*THE SPECIALS (682)        2  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18*THE MEANIES (680)          3   7  0 30.0  19/17*WORLD BLADES 5 (645)      1  1 0
20-20*AA ASSASSINS (675)         4  13  1 23.5  20-19*AA ASSASSINS (675)        1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Ok, that was a tad too easy.  Guess I'm on a roll.  Since I have my invite I will 
share with you my not so epic stats.  This will show that a good manager can win with 
even the most average of warriors.  ST=14(1) CN=11(1) SZ=14 WT=15 WL=17 SP=4 DF=11.  
Nothing spectacular.  Never used my favs but this next turn I'll try them out just to 
see.  War Flail, lol!  Moderate/very low.  No Tactic.  Good luck to whoever I fight!

                                          -- Og

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, NIATOLI ISLAND?  Ain't you never seen Snide 
Clemens before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Now keep the taverns open late 
tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for BAD BREAD, whose 0-3-0 this turn dropped 
them by 7 into 10th.  Ha!  THE ILLEARTH turned their 2-3-0 turn into a 6th place rank 
in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Now 
let's all watch THE SNAPPERHEADS' heads swell from their 4-1-1 this turn.  Haa ha ha 
ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see 
SELF LOATHING win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, SELF LOATHING beat 
FRUIT CAKE and FRUIT CAKE lost 17 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety 
is the spice of life, NIATOLI ISLAND may be getting bland, as OG stays top dog in the 
city.  The Don't Drop Inn, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do 
they get this stuff?  From NIATOLI ISLAND's trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  BRASH BROS XMAS was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily 
livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was DEMONSPAWN.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, 
I'm frightfully impressed, OMAHA was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that 
ego swell, sports fans.  And we have HUMAN DEVOLUTION in a challenge, going down 14 
points for the fight.  Guess what?  I thought HUMAN DEVOLUTION showed great skill and 
promise when he lost to WICKED LESTAR.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!  
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Nipped in the bud, you might say, was PETE 
of THE APOSTLES this turn.  Course, I wouldn't say that, so much as have a belly 
laugh.  Heh heh.  Let's see, 7-2-2.  Pretty good record for a living warrior.  A sad 
one though, for a dead one.  Such is the case for COLOGNE of WORLD BLADES 5.  Tsk.  I 
can't say as I'm proud to find out that BIG LAKE BANDITS'  THE INTEROGATOR has killed 
WASTING DISEASE from DEATH PENALTY.  I can say I wish DEATH PENALTY good luck in 
their bloodfeud.  Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll be glad to see LAURI 
THE TRAMP and BIG LAKE BANDITS at The Don't Drop Inn tonight celebrating their 
bloodfeud victory over HELL RAZOR.  It's about time WASTING DISEASE got beat for 
picking on warriors like THE INTEROGATOR.  Bravo, BIG LAKE BANDITS.  See you at The 
Don't Drop Inn.  A big yahoo goes out to BAD BLAKE this turn, for revenging NYE 
MAULERS' bloodfeud against THE APOSTLES' warrior PETE.  Heh, heh, heh.  Titanium 
shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds of 
weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see 
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKELETOR 8444                10   7  0   127       XXX BANDITS (614)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CUT DROOL 8343               15   9  4   107       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 THE INTEROGATOR 8244         19  20  2   103       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 DAGGER DALE 8313             19  10  1   103       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 AAGRIVATOR 8248              19   9  0   103       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 LIL DENNY 8272               16   6  0    97       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 RETURNS 8223                 21  16  1    96       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
-TICKLES MALLOY 8425          11   5  0    96       BAD COMPANY (145)
 THE MURDERER 7421            16   7  1    95       DEATH PENALTY (606)
 SALACIOUS CRUMB 8394         11   3  0    93       BAD BREAD (95)
 HYDRYK 8300                  17  16  2    91       THE ILLEARTH (265)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUT LIGHTS UP 8222           19  22  1    89       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
 OMAHA 7786                   13  19  1    88       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 BEDAZZLER 8381               16   6  0    87       XXX BANDITS (614)
 TACOMA 7785                  18  14  1    84       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 GOV UHRHAMMER 8324           17  15  0    82       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 JUNEAU 7787                  13  19  0    79       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 SLUDGE OOZE 8344             16   8  0    77       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 DISCO STICK 8413             11   4  1    74       XXX BANDITS (614)
 MAULMAN MAX 8251             16  21  2    71       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 LACY 8360                    10   6  0    71       DEMONSPAWN (194)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAURI THE TRAMP 8171          5   5  1    66       BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
 WICKED LESTAR 8407            6  16  3    65       NYE MAULERS (269)
 GAUCHE BRIOCHE 7935           9   9  0    63       BAD BREAD (95)
 BIG ARM BILL 8391            13  13  1    61       RAVAGING LORDS (44)
 KLAANG 8490                   8   6  1    60       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZWEIBACK 8417                 9   3  0    54       BAD BREAD (95)
 HUMAN DEVOLUTION 8415         8  10  1    54       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 BAD BLAKE 8483                6   7  3    53       NYE MAULERS (269)
 SELF LOATHING 8568            5   1  0    53       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 HELL RAZOR 8374               9   6  1    48       DEMONSPAWN (194)
 SHOPPING FRENZY 8569          4   0  0    48       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
-LAUGHING PRINCE 8533          4   2  0    45       BAD COMPANY (145)
 I AM EXTINCTION 8506          7   6  1    39       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 NICE TRY! 8606                3   1  0    37       THE ILLEARTH (265)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRUIT CAKE 8537               7   4  0    30       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)
-GIMMICK 8513                  3   0  1    30       AA ASSASSINS (675)
-DREAM SMASHER 8543            2   3  0    30       BAD COMPANY (145)
 ZAEBOS 8548                   3   4  1    29       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 ABADDON 8501                  5   8  0    28       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 THE IC TULIP 8538             8   3  0    27       NYE MAULERS (269)
 IBWA 8499                     7   6  0    27       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 OSLO 7875                     2   0  0    25       WORLD BLADES 5 (645)
 LEPER MESSIAH 8607            3   1  0    24       THE ILLEARTH (265)
 SOLOMON 8577                  2   2  0    24       THE APOSTLES (133)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FATSO 8567                    4   2  0    22       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 DEN MOTHER 8590               4   1  0    22       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 TRINITY 8505                  1   7  0    22       THE APOSTLES (133)
-SALTY MCCRACKEN 8542          6   0  0    21       BAD COMPANY (145)
-DOG GOT THE TURKEY 8589       3   0  1    18       BRASH BROS XMAS (662)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHYMMYR 8558                  2   0  0    18       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 CENTURION 8550                2   5  0    17       XXX BANDITS (614)
 HERE AGAIN 8633               1   0  0    17       SLORBUST (681)
 IN THE CLOSET 8652            1   0  1    16       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
 MAYAL 8626                    1   0  0    16       SLORBUST (681)
 HOLY MOLEY 8604               2   2  0    15       THE APOSTLES (133)
 WHAT 8632                     0   1  0    15       SLORBUST (681)
 YOUR(E)DUM 8564               4   2  0    14       THE SNAPPERHEADS (678)
-HOWELL III 8581               1   1  0    14       THE MEANIES (680)
 SHAX 8613                     1   3  0    14       THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)
 ATROX 8598                    1   3  0    14       XXX BANDITS (614)
-FRASER 8579                   1   1  0    14       THE MEANIES (680)
 LIME-JELLO 8649               1   0  0    13       THE SPECIALS (682)
 BELLE DEATHRINGER 8601        2   2  0    12       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
-ODIOUS OBJECTIVE 8551         1   4  0    12       BAD COMPANY (145)
 NIYTYOLE KNIGHT 8605          3   1  0    11       OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
 REPARTE 8623                  1   0  0    11       SLORBUST (681)
 GREVINE 8624                  0   1  0    11       SLORBUST (681)
-LION'S DEN 8535               2   2  0    10       DEATH PENALTY (606)
 BIBLE THUMPER 8643            1   0  0    10       THE APOSTLES (133)
 TRUMP CARD 8647               1   0  0    10       THE SPECIALS (682)
 EVICTION 8608                 2   2  0     8       THE ILLEARTH (265)
-STITT 8582                    0   1  0     7       THE MEANIES (680)
-SWINNEY 8583                  0   2  0     6       THE MEANIES (680)
 MAN'S LAST GASP 8618          1   2  0     5       DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
 WHITE 8616                    1   2  0     5       THE MEANIES (680)
 BILL PAXTON 8620              0   3  0     3       NYE MAULERS (269)
 ROY D MERCER 8637             0   2  0     2       NYE MAULERS (269)
 SPECIAL SAUCE 8646            0   1  0     1       THE SPECIALS (682)
 SPECIAL ED 8648               0   1  0     1       THE SPECIALS (682)
 JO DEARTAE 8645               0   1  0     1       THE SPECIALS (682)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTENT BEGGA        0  0 0                      IN THE CLOSET 8652    777  NONE
WHIPPERSNAPPER 8509     1  1 0 AA ASSASSINS 675     BAD BLAKE 8483        776   
SCORPIO'S DREAMS 8651   0  1 0 BIG LAKE BANDITS 71  SHEWISH GIANT         777  NONE
STUDCRAFT'S JOB 8650    0  1 0 BIG LAKE BANDITS 71  WURM KIN              777  NONE
TEMPER SMILES 8575      3  3 0 BIG LAKE BANDITS 71  WASTING DISEASE 8526  776  JUST REVENGED
THE UNSHIRTED 8471      8  8 1 BIG LAKE BANDITS 71  HELL RAZOR 8374       776  JUST REVENGED
RISEN ZOMBIE 8552       1  3 0 DEATH PENALTY 606    BANDIT PRINCE         777  NONE
WASTING DISEASE 8526    1  4 1 DEATH PENALTY 606    THE INTEROGATOR 8244  777   
CRYSTAL RAM 8348       11 10 0 DYSTOPIAN OVERLO 667 DISCO STICK 8413      774  REVENGED
BRAXIS 8611             0  1 0 NYE MAULERS 269      PETE 8597             774  JUST REVENGED
JEZEBEL 8576            2  1 0 THE APOSTLES 133     LAURI THE TRAMP 8171  776   
PETE 8597               3  1 1 THE APOSTLES 133     BAD BLAKE 8483        777   
PHIL 8644               0  1 0 THE DEMONIC PICK 674 MOUNTAIN TROLL        777  NONE
FEAR OF WOMEN 8640      0  1 0 THE SNAPPERHEADS 678 DOG GOT THE TURK 8589 776   
COLOGNE 7876            7  2 2 WORLD BLADES 5 645   DAGGER DALE 8313      777   
MAGNETO 8523            0  3 0 XXX BANDITS 614      I AM EXTINCTION 8506  773  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Put Lights Up -- You have been Aagrivated! -- Aagrivator

DENise -- I'll quit avoiding when you quit DC'ing!  Course after last turn's challenge 
of my warrior, by your wanna-be The Unshirted, I guess I really should stop avoiding 
you! :P -- Spirit

The Unshirted -- Maybe you should've left your shirt on for that fight? lol! -- Hell 
Razor

Deeds -- Your PA to Bashur was so funny I literally LOL'd! -- Spirit

Deeds/Spuddy -- We'll kick you guys for as long as we can! lol -- Spirit

DD -- Thank you!  Let's keep the AA off here at least until their stench has faded 
from last time they sat on the throne. -- Og

Juneau -- Sorry, just had to pick on you again! -- Og

Dagger Dale -- Come on! You can do it! -- Spirit

Den -- A word of warning before you send me my next victim, I am incredibly talented 
(High Attack) and do great damage (Ouches when I hit you!). -- Hell Razor
P.S. I expect you to send Gov Urhammer.  By all rights he should beat me.  Let's see 
what happens...

Var -- According to DENise you and I are engaged.  More wishful thinking on his part I 
suppose.  Let's just kill his warriors for revenge! -- Spirit

Consortium -- When you gonna bring a team back in here?  The more the merrier! -- 
Spirit

Skeletor -- Oh, I don't want you dead.  I know how much your manager likes you.  I 
will beat you when given the chance, though! -- Spirit, your super in every possible 
way :P

Sludge Ooze -- You're suppose to beat AA warriors!  Not me! -- Lacy 

Congratulations again to Og of Demonspawn for his ascent to immortality. Surely now 
Spirit will be buying rounds! -- DD

Bashful -- It's the scent of roses.  I find that they are a most efficient use of 
aroma as it drives the AA and their sycophant away. -- DD

Spudcraft -- I don't know.  I continue to kick you and have lost none of my genius! -- 
DD

Hydryk -- That result was as unexpected as seeing a winning record from a member of 
your stable!  I am so ashamed! -- Dagger Dale

Bill Paxton -- That was all too easy. -- Niytyole Knight

Cruddy Bashur -- Believing that Deeders left the AA on his own accord is like 
believing Pete Rose chose to not get elected to the Hall of Fame.  You see, when the 
AA identifies garbage, we clean it up.  Little Deeders, like all good liberals cannot 
accept responsibility for his own failings, and thus would never improve, so we set 
him afloat in his own pond of ignorance, drenched forever in conspiracies of 
foolishness. -- Den

ManQueen -- They say you should take the time in life to stop and smell the flowers.  
If I ever see you smelling flowers I am going to run up behind you and smash your face 
into them, then you can smell them longer. -- Den

Studcraft -- You say your fist hungers for justice?  I'm pretty sure that is not what 
it hungers for. -- Den

ManQueen -- It would appear the Dark Arena is assassinating your team with glee.  
Guess you are the kind of manager that cannot achieve a mediocre arena record with 
nothing less than perfect roll-ups.  Much like registering every time you move, 
failure is your constant companion. -- Den

Sprite -- I am guessing the only time you have had flowers thrown at you is when you 
are walking the runway showing off your mother's clothes. -- Den

Deeders -- I must confess that I did indeed start to read your personal ad last turn, 
then realized that I had already read it....10 turns ago, and 25 turns before that, 
and 100 turns before that, and 200 turns before that, etc...  If anyone ever does talk 
about the GLS, I can assure you that originality will not be part of the conversation.  
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I guess Bill and I must say 
"thank you". -- Den

Niytyole -- I believe it is appropriate to recognize notable performance from the past 
turn.  How about Darkfart's 1-3 last turn?  Most notable was another whooping on 
Dagger Dale from none other than Philthy Phil who was taking time away from pounding 
Deeders to give Darkfart another loss. Speaking of Deeders, he nailed himself a 1-4 
last turn, thus assuring he will not fight this turn, and will instead request another 
blanket from Paladin.  Hey, newcomer The Meanies went winless, nobody likes a bully!  
In typical fashion ManQueen went 1-4, proving to himself why he must hide behind 
tourney warriors once again. -- Den

Mannequin -- The joy of watching you run a team to 4-13, only to disband it, is almost 
without equal.  I'm sure you'll be back with some more godlings, but when you do, know 
that we'll band together to try and drive you off yet again!  Feel free to bring them, 
but don't get too attached! -- General Bashur

Crambus -- Drinks on me until further notice! (see prior ad) -- Bashur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RISEN ZOMBIE was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PHIL was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
SCORPIO'S DREAMS was viciously butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute match.
STUDCRAFT'S JOB was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
THE INTEROGATOR assassinated WASTING DISEASE in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
LAURI THE TRAMP devastated HELL RAZOR in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
BAD BLAKE butchered PETE in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
CUT DROOL handily defeated OMAHA in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HYDRYK was vanquished by SKELETOR in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge Title duel.
BEDAZZLER unbelievably bested GOV UHRHAMMER in a 5 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
LACY overcame MAULMAN MAX in a exciting 3 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
HUMAN DEVOLUTION was subdued by WICKED LESTAR in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
ABADDON was handily defeated by SHOPPING FRENZY in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
ZWEIBACK was savagely defeated by DISCO STICK in a popular 4 minute Challenge brawl.
ZAEBOS overcame CENTURION in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
NICE TRY! vanquished YOUR(E)DUM in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
THE IC TULIP won victory over BELLE DEATHRINGER in a 5 minute Challenge fray.
SELF LOATHING overpowered FRUIT CAKE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
IBWA bested HOLY MOLEY in a exciting 5 minute Challenge fight.
FATSO luckily beat TRINITY in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
SOLOMON overpowered EVICTION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ROY D MERCER was overcome by NIYTYOLE KNIGHT in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
BILL PAXTON was overpowered by DEN MOTHER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SHAX subdued ATROX in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
OG viciously subdued RETURNS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory expert's duel.
SALACIOUS CRUMB was luckily beaten by AAGRIVATOR in a 4 minute veteran's fight.
LIL DENNY outlasted VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 8 minute fight.
COLOGNE was slain by DAGGER DALE in a 2 minute veteran's bout.
GAUCHE BRIOCHE was vanquished by TACOMA in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
JUNEAU was beaten by PUT LIGHTS UP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's fray.
THE MURDERER viciously subdued SLUDGE OOZE in a popular 3 minute veteran's bout.
BIG ARM BILL handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
KLAANG overpowered I AM EXTINCTION in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
OSLO overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
LEPER MESSIAH devastated SPECIAL SAUCE in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
WHITE was demolished by LIME-JELLO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MAN'S LAST GASP was savagely defeated by MAYAL in a popular 4 minute brutal fray.
HERE AGAIN demolished SPECIAL ED in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WHAT was vanquished by BIBLE THUMPER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GREVINE was vanquished by TRUMP CARD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
REPARTE demolished JO DEARTAE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
IN THE CLOSET executed PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 19         WALL OF STEEL     52 -  33 -  1      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         TOTAL PARRY       59 -  44 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         LUNGING ATTACK    61 -  62 -  6      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         STRIKING ATTACK   59 -  61 -  5      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         AIMED BLOW        17 -  19 -  2      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  13 -  1      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK   27 -  41 -  4      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE      17 -  28 -  2      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  18 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  36 -  2      31  |

Turn 777 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    9 - 10         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  6         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  5                                       2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SKELETOR 8444              10   7  0  127 XXX BANDITS (614)
STRIKING ATTACK  CUT DROOL 8343             15   9  4  107 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
PARRY-STRIKE     DAGGER DALE 8313           19  10  1  103 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
TOTAL PARRY      AAGRIVATOR 8248            19   9  0  103 DEMONSPAWN (194)
WALL OF STEEL    HYDRYK 8300                17  16  2   91 THE ILLEARTH (265)
SLASHING ATTACK  KLAANG 8490                 8   6  1   60 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
AIMED BLOW       HELL RAZOR 8374             9   6  1   48 DEMONSPAWN (194)
BASHING ATTACK   I AM EXTINCTION 8506        7   6  1   39 DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS (667)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OMAHA 7786.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
GOV UHRHAMMER 8324.  The ten other most popular fighters were DISCO STICK 8413, HOLY 
MOLEY 8604, SALACIOUS CRUMB 8394, THE MURDERER 7421, MAYAL 8626, MAULMAN MAX 8251, 
SKELETOR 8444, LACY 8360, COLOGNE 7876, and MAN'S LAST GASP 8618.

The least popular fighter this week was LIL DENNY 8272.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were THE IC TULIP 8538, JO DEARTAE 8645, GREVINE 8624, WHAT 8632, SPECIAL ED 
8648, WHITE 8616, I AM EXTINCTION 8506, ATROX 8598, BILL PAXTON 8620, and EVICTION 
8608.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DAGGER DALE (33-8313) OBSIDIAN HALL (192)
THE MURDERER (33-7421) DEATH PENALTY (606)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

OG (33-8173) DEMONSPAWN (194)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      PRINCE ALBERT (17-7522) ROYAL PAIN  (610) 
                    THE MAYTAL (35-3644) PHILANTHROPISTS 2  (345) 
                    HOLY SMOKE (82-43560) ROOKIE MAIDEN 29  (7305) 
                  SOFT 'N CHEWY (82-15624) STREET PIZZAD IX  (2347) 
                    SUPPOSABLE THUMBS (82-45792) 10/25/06D  (7689) 
                        COCOA COUP (82-48528) 040707M  (8157) 
                         POOR OLD TOM (82-7154) GWAR  (1021) 
                           RIDIS (82-15371) SANIKUS  (2304) 
                         ELAINA (82-3414) (N.) GODLIKE  (461) 
                 CAUSTIC MACAROON (84-15171) ORLANDO BOUND II  (2675) 
                     SUBATOMIC PASTE (84-27527) 2012 XIV  (4884) 
                       PFC10 (84-3805) MEDAL OF HONOR L7  (741) 
               T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION (84-12163) SUPE FORCES 0905  (2190) 
                     ZELLNER (84-24796) SUPE FORCES 7A00  (4405) 
                  STORM FIRE (84-19028) SUPERIOR FORCES 1601  (3373) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes