DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/10/2018    Duedate: 05/23/2018

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-810

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PINEBOX
STILLMATIC (630)
(36-8051) [12-8-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PINEBOX                        GILMAN
STILLMATIC (630)               JHANS HOPKINS (665)
(36-8051) [12-8-0,115]         (36-8142) [5-2-0,51]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JAKE THE MILKMAN               JAKE THE MILKMAN
BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)          BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)
(36-5664) [12-28-1,78]         (36-5664) [12-28-1,78]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STILLMATIC (630)            18
2. JHANS HOPKINS (665)         14      STILLMATIC (630)
3. RAW SEWAGE (559)            14      Unchartered Team
4. BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)        7
5. THE BOYS 3 (657)             0      JHANS HOPKINS (665)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*JHANS HOPKINS (665)       10   4  1 71.4   1/ 1 BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)     7  3 1
 2/ 2 STILLMATIC (630)         294 208 29 58.6   2/ 3*JHANS HOPKINS (665)       4  2 0
 3/ 3 RAW SEWAGE (559)          16  15  0 51.6   3/ 2 STILLMATIC (630)          4  3 0
 4/ 4 BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)    192 239 24 44.5   4/ 4 RAW SEWAGE (559)          2  4 0
 5- 5 THE BOYS 3 (657)          16  44  0 26.7   5- 5 THE BOYS 3 (657)          0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome JHANS.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights have I 
fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  What's with NASTY TOUCH?  He 
actually beat JHANS HOPKINS' SHAFFER, and walked away with 11 more points from the 
fight.  Laughs were big at JHANS HOPKINS while they watched REMSEN clobber SMOKING 
MAN.  He lost 6 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  
Apparently JHANS isn't filled with as many gutless wonders as I thought.  The Dreaded 
Duelmaster got 2 challenges this turn!  Another fighter (PINEBOX 12-8-0) challenged 
another Duelmaster (SMALL CHANCE 18-16-4).  Life goes on.  I can barely restrain my 
enthusiam for STILLMATIC's outstanding member, Duelmaster PINEBOX.  Advice to 
fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  The most avoided team 
was BIG LAKE BASHERS.  Management must be dealin', as the boys at STILLMATIC ain't 
reelin'!  BIG LAKE BASHERS' mad!   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You 
young rapscallions, take note!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  JHANS is 
a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  I don't want to 
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PINEBOX 8051                 12   8  0   115       STILLMATIC (630)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MASS APPEAL 8053             10   4  0    91       STILLMATIC (630)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMALL CHANCE 8066            18  16  4    84       BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)
 GEORGE W 6420                 9   2  0    84       RAW SEWAGE (559)
 JAKE THE MILKMAN 5664        12  28  1    78       BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEAD GOLDFISH 6419            6   5  0    66       RAW SEWAGE (559)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GILMAN 8142                   5   2  0    51       JHANS HOPKINS (665)
 NASTY TOUCH 8146              4   6  0    38       BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REMSEN 8144                   2   1  0    28       JHANS HOPKINS (665)
-ARNOLD 8095                   3   1  0    26       THE BOYS 3 (657)
 JHANS CHAMPION 8158           2   0  1    26       BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DUNCAN 8089                   3   5  0    23       THE BOYS 3 (657)
 SHAFFER 8141                  3   1  1    21       JHANS HOPKINS (665)
 SMOKING MAN 8155              2   2  0    13       BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)
 ROCK HEAD 8156                3   2  0    11       STILLMATIC (630)
-DON'T ASK 6418                1   3  0     6       RAW SEWAGE (559)
-YESTERDAY'S TACO 6417         0   4  0     4       RAW SEWAGE (559)
-OLAF 8150                     0   2  0     2       THE BOYS 3 (657)
-USED CATHETER 6416            0   1  0     1       RAW SEWAGE (559)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DAAB 8159               0  1 0 STILLMATIC 630       HIGH ELF              810  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DAAB was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PINEBOX vanquished SMALL CHANCE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
REMSEN defeated SMOKING MAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
GEORGE W outwaited JAKE THE MILKMAN in a exciting 7 minute veteran's fight.
MASS APPEAL outwaited DEAD GOLDFISH in a popular 7 minute expert's brawl.
GILMAN viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a popular 3 minute master vs. amateur match.
SHAFFER was vanquished by NASTY TOUCH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ROCK HEAD was vanquished by JHANS CHAMPION in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   4 -  2      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  15 -  1      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  15 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW         4 -  11 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 810 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   PINEBOX 8051               12   8  0  115 STILLMATIC (630)
TOTAL PARRY      MASS APPEAL 8053           10   4  0   91 STILLMATIC (630)
AIMED BLOW       SMALL CHANCE 8066          18  16  4   84 BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)
STRIKING ATTACK  DEAD GOLDFISH 6419          6   5  0   66 RAW SEWAGE (559)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JAKE THE MILKMAN 5664.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was JAKE THE MILKMAN 5664.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEAD 
GOLDFISH 6419, GILMAN 8142, REMSEN 8144, PINEBOX 8051, GEORGE W 6420, JHANS CHAMPION 
8158, NASTY TOUCH 8146, DAAB 8159, SMOKING MAN 8155, and MASS APPEAL 8053.

The least popular fighter this week was ROCK HEAD 8156.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SMALL CHANCE 8066, SHAFFER 8141, MASS APPEAL 8053, SMOKING MAN 8155, 
DAAB 8159, NASTY TOUCH 8146, JHANS CHAMPION 8158, GEORGE W 6420, PINEBOX 8051, and 
REMSEN 8144.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PINEBOX (36-8051) STILLMATIC (630)

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission. 

                        TEAM AND CHARACTER MAINTENANCE SERVICE

     As a service to all managers, we offer team and character maintenance.  This 
option allows you to make sure your team or selected warriors will never miss a turn!

     Team Maintenance:  This will cause all warriors on that team to fight every 
     turn; if it's an AD arena, any new warriors who arrive on that team will 
     fight the turn they arrive.  In A.D. or in transfer arenas where you have 
     multiple teams, each team will need to separately be on Team Maintenance.  
     (The only exception is new warriors; they will not fight until they have had 
     their initial strategy input.)  

     Character Maintenance:  This will cause only that warrior to fight every 
     turn.  If the character graduates or changes arenas, he/she/it will stay on 
     Character Maintenance.

     In either case, you may submit strategy sheets for your warriors each turn, if 
you wish.  The Team/Character Maintenance will make sure your warriors fight each 
turn, and they will always use their most recently entered strategy.
     Remember that challenges, avoids, and challenge/if challenged strategies will not 
carry through from turn to turn.  These sections are only used on the turn they are 
entered.  In order to continually challenge or avoid you will need to submit a 
strategy sheet each time. 
     One other thing to remember about maintenance:  Maintenance is not something 
that you write on your turnsheet (like in demo tourneys).  In order to add or remove 
maintenance for a team or warrior, you must send a note to Customer Service.  If you 
just write things like this on your strategy sheet, they may or may not get done.  
Likewise, don't write it on your personal ads.  Please, please, please put it on a 
separate piece of paper with "Customer Service" written on the top.  If you don't, 
well, you can imagine.
     Thanks for your time.  Good luck in Duelmasters! -- Green Eyes