DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/13/2014    Duedate: 11/26/2014

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-722

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

'WERD
5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
(36-3870) [14-13-1,91]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

'WERD                          POSITION IS EMPTY
5440 OR FIGHT! (336)           
(36-3870) [14-13-1,91]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

'WERD                          EDGECRUSHER
5440 OR FIGHT! (336)           VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-3870) [14-13-1,91]         (36-7765) [4-3-1,34]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STILLMATIC (630)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STILLMATIC (630)            28
2. 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)        19      STILLMATIC (630)
3. VOW TO DESTROY (601)         2      Unchartered Team
4. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)     0
5. PORN IN A BARN (551)         0      DARK TOADS (506)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  63  39  8 61.8   1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630)          8  7 1
 2/ 2 STILLMATIC (630)         127  96 10 57.0   2- 2 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  6  4 1
 3- 3 PORN IN A BARN (551)      76  67  6 53.1   3/ 0 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      4  9 1
 4/ 4 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)     285 271 37 51.3   4- 3 PORN IN A BARN (551)      2  0 1
 5/ 0 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      73 113 11 39.2   5/ 5 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)      2  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for JHANS.  MVP award for 'WERD?  5440 OR 
FIGHT!'s proud of him after beating SILVERBLEED and getting 11 points.  Talk about 
yer big time losers!  SILVERBLEED got smashed by 'WERD, and lost 9 points!  What a 
putz!  SSG 7 fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the 
title.  No one said he was a genius...  Was that a tear I saw in 'WERD's eye, as he 
took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't SILVERBLEED fit to be tied!  I hear the top 
team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters 
for PR photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  Can STILLMATIC's DESTROY be more popular than me?  He 
was challenged the most, but is that really the same?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All JHANS ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Hey!  Quit laughing!  Just because DEADSINS had 7-5-0 was no 
reason for VOW TO DESTROY to send her to the Dark Arena!  Stop it!  Hey you guys, 
don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone 
write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Its been 
really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 'WERD 3870                   14  13  1    91       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHISKERS 6701                15   3  1   139       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-HAY RIDE 6305                16   6  0   114       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-SSG 7 7686                    8   1  1   101       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DESTROY 7696                 15   7  4    84       STILLMATIC (630)
 REBUILD 7697                 13   9  0    70       STILLMATIC (630)
 SILVERBLEED 7720              5   3  0    68       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-GRAB THE BULL 7705            4   3  0    67       PORN IN A BARN (551)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589          11   9  1    63       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-MOO 7628                      7   2  0    63       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 THIS CAMEL 7710               9   7  0    58       STILLMATIC (630)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDGECRUSHER 7765              4   3  1    34       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKIRN 7734                    8   6  0    33       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-SERGEANT 1 7690               5   4  0    29       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERGEANT 2 7746               2   0  0    16       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 DIRTY DOZEN 7757              2   5  0    11       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
STABBIES 7813           0  1 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336   BLACK ORC             722  NONE
DA1 7814                0  1 0 STILLMATIC 630       SLIPPERS MCGHEE       722  NONE
DA2 7815                0  1 0 STILLMATIC 630       HIGH ELF              722  NONE
ENVY HIDIN' SNAK 7693  14  8 0 STILLMATIC 630       WHISKERS 6701         720   
AIMER 7812              0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   SPYMASTER             722  NONE
CRAP 7811               0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   WURM KIN              722  NONE
DEADSINS 7724           7  6 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   SHEWISH GIANT         722  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Eight dead in the Dark Arena today!  Are you TRYING to destroy the city?  What?  Oh,
all right, SEVEN dead in the Dark Arena, and one in a regular duel.  Still counts as
eight total.  I don't like it. -- Ripples Dorrigan

And since there seems to be no one else to do it, I will take a moment to
congratulate our tourney victors from the Face to Face (and to wish it were summer
again!):  Fan, Sanford's Other Son, and Aloysius the Bear, congratulations. --
Ripples Dorrigan.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEADSINS was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
STABBIES was narrowly killed by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
AIMER was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA2 was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
CRAP was butchered by WURM KIN in a action packed 1 minute gory Dark Arena brawl.
SILVERBLEED was devastated by 'WERD in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
DESTROY handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
REBUILD vanquished SKIRN in a slow 9 minute gruesome uneven duel.
THIS CAMEL slimly won victory over THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 8 minute gory fight.
EDGECRUSHER savagely defeated DIRTY DOZEN in a popular 1 minute gory melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   5 -  1      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  18 -  6      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  14 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  15 -  2      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  22 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW         7 -  11 -  2      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  12 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  17 -  0      23  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 722 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    'WERD 3870                 14  13  1   91 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
LUNGING ATTACK   DESTROY 7696               15   7  4   84 STILLMATIC (630)
TOTAL PARRY      REBUILD 7697               13   9  0   70 STILLMATIC (630)
STRIKING ATTACK  SILVERBLEED 7720            5   3  0   68 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is 'WERD 3870.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
STABBIES 7813.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEADSINS 7724, EDGECRUSHER 
7765, DESTROY 7696, 'WERD 3870, DA1 7814, CRAP 7811, SILVERBLEED 7720, REBUILD 7697, 
THIS CAMEL 7710, and DIRTY DOZEN 7757.

The least popular fighter this week was SKIRN 7734.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DA2 7815, AIMER 7812, DIRTY DOZEN 7757, THIS CAMEL 7710, REBUILD 7697, 
SILVERBLEED 7720, CRAP 7811, DA1 7814, 'WERD 3870, and DESTROY 7696.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BEEF (36-7305) ERRATA (490)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the 
Commission.  Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be 
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.