DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/18/2016    Duedate: 08/31/2016

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-765

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DESOLACE
VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-7921) [14-7-3,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DESOLACE                       LHORIS
VOW TO DESTROY (601)           WRATHMEN 6 (662)
(36-7921) [14-7-3,104]         (36-8041) [1-0-1,48]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DESOLACE                       DEBONAIR
VOW TO DESTROY (601)           N IS FOR NATTY (661)
(36-7921) [14-7-3,104]         (36-8025) [2-0-0,15]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STILLMATIC (630)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. VOW TO DESTROY (601)       101
2. WRATHMEN 6 (662)            48      STILLMATIC (630)
3. BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)       35      Unchartered Team
4. N IS FOR NATTY (661)         7
5. MORD SITH! (641)             0      N IS FOR NATTY (661)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*N IS FOR NATTY (661)       2   0  0  100   1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630)          6  3 2
 2/ 0*WRATHMEN 6 (662)           1   0  1  100   2/ 9 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      4  8 3
 3- 2*MORD SITH! (641)           1   0  0  100   3/ 8 BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)     3  7 0
 4/ 4 STILLMATIC (630)         239 165 25 59.2   4/ 3*N IS FOR NATTY (661)      2  0 0
 5/ 3*UNHALLOWED (644)           1   1  0 50.0   5/ 0*WRATHMEN 6 (662)          1  0 1
 6/ 6 BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)    105 150  9 41.2   6- 4*MORD SITH! (641)          1  0 0
 7/ 7 VOW TO DESTROY (601)     123 200 21 38.1   7/ 5*UNHALLOWED (644)          1  1 0
 8- 9*BOOK STORE (650)           2   8  1 20.0   8- 6*BOOK STORE (650)          1  2 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
JHANS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  VOW TO DESTROY turned their 3-1-2 turn 
into a 2nd place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get 
put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see LHORIS win a fight 
and gain 48 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, JAKE THE MILKMAN beat GODEUS and GODEUS lost 
12 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as 
DESOLACE takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  
Lucas Lounge, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this 
stuff?  From JHANS' trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  JHANS, 
I am losing what little hope I had in you.  MORD SITH! the most avoided team?  What 
insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it looks like UNHALLOWED avoided them the 
most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for JHANS' 
morgue.  More variety.  I could say I saw this coming, but so could anyone else.  
Anyway, this turn it came.  ANOTHER CLASSIC's 13-3-3 has earned him the Dark Arena.  
Now hey, I like to see a death as much as the next guy, but hey STILLMATIC, whyja 
send ANOTHER CLASSIC to the Dark Arena, look at his record, huh?  VOW TO DESTROY has 
cause to pause today, as PIKER was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not 
in the best of moods, I'll wager.  Whoa!  I'll even buy BASHER a drink tonight!  
Anyone who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on his good side!  Honor 
is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will 
doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the JHANS arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DESOLACE 7921                14   7  3   104       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OVERSTAND 7937               18   7  6    86       STILLMATIC (630)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LHORIS 8041                   1   0  1    48       WRATHMEN 6 (662)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BASHER 8049                   1   0  1    33       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 PIKER 8050                    1   0  1    33       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-TOLSTOY 7865                  2   0  1    28       BOOK STORE (650)
 FRONT PAGE 8001               3   0  1    26       STILLMATIC (630)
 JAKE THE MILKMAN 5664         2   2  0    24       BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-APOGEE 7715                   1   0  0    17       MORD SITH! (641)
 DEBONAIR 8025                 2   0  0    15       N IS FOR NATTY (661)
 RAWK OHMSFORD 7327            1   1  0    13       BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)
 THE DISSONANT 5666            1   3  0     6       BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)
 GODEUS 7779                   1   1  0     6       UNHALLOWED (644)
-LEE 7934                      0   1  0     3       BOOK STORE (650)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FIRST OF MANY 8047      0  1 0 BIG LAKE BASHERS 23  WURM KIN              765  NONE
SLAVER OBLOQUY 5665     1  3 0 BIG LAKE BASHERS 23  LHORIS 8041           765   
SHEWISH GIANT           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           BASHER 8049           765  NONE
WURM KIN                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           PIKER 8050            765  NONE
ANOTHER CLASSIC 7971   13  4 3 STILLMATIC 630       STONE GOLEM           765  NONE
LIVING DREAM 8048       0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   SHEWISH GIANT         765  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ANOTHER CLASSIC was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PIKER slaughtered WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
LIVING DREAM was narrowly killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FIRST OF MANY was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
BASHER savagely slew SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena match.
OVERSTAND was viciously subdued by DESOLACE in a 1 minute master's Title fight.
FRONT PAGE viciously subdued OSKSI NOBLE in a 3 minute gruesome fight.
RAWK OHMSFORD vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THE DISSONANT was viciously subdued by DEBONAIR in a 6 minute beginner's fight.
SLAVER OBLOQUY was assassinated by LHORIS in a 1 minute uneven match.
JAKE THE MILKMAN overpowered GODEUS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   3 -  3      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   4 -  1      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         3 -   3 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  14 -  4      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   9 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   2 -  1      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  18 -  0      18  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 765 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   DESOLACE 7921              14   7  3  104 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
LUNGING ATTACK   LHORIS 8041                 1   0  1   48 WRATHMEN 6 (662)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DESOLACE 7921.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DEBONAIR 8025.  The ten other most popular fighters were DESOLACE 7921, BASHER 
8049, FRONT PAGE 8001, ANOTHER CLASSIC 7971, LIVING DREAM 8048, JAKE THE MILKMAN 
5664, PIKER 8050, RAWK OHMSFORD 7327, THE DISSONANT 5666, and LHORIS 8041.

The least popular fighter this week was SLAVER OBLOQUY 5665.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GODEUS 7779, OVERSTAND 7937, FIRST OF MANY 8047, LHORIS 8041, 
THE DISSONANT 5666, RAWK OHMSFORD 7327, PIKER 8050, JAKE THE MILKMAN 5664, LIVING 
DREAM 8048, and ANOTHER CLASSIC 7971.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DESOLACE (36-7921) VOW TO DESTROY (601)