DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/03/2017    Duedate: 08/16/2017

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-790

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

VICKI VALLENCOURT
GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)
(36-7393) [16-5-1,92]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

VICKI VALLENCOURT              POSITION IS EMPTY
GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)        
(36-7393) [16-5-1,92]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RAWK OHMSFORD                  SMALL CHANCE
BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)          BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)
(36-7327) [12-8-2,81]          (36-8066) [10-6-4,58]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)     43
2. STILLMATIC (630)            20      GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)
3. BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)       13      Unchartered Team
4. GIRLS X3 (572)               0
5. BATTLE FROGS 14-15 (645)     0      SEMINOLES (274)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 BATTLE FROGS 14-15 (645)  15   7  0 68.2   1/ 1 GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)  11  4 2
 2- 2 GIRLS X3 (572)            80  46  3 63.5   2/ 3 BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)     6  9 0
 3/ 3 GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)   73  43  5 62.9   3/ 2 STILLMATIC (630)          5  5 0
 4/ 4 STILLMATIC (630)         266 188 28 58.6   4- 4 GIRLS X3 (572)            3  5 1
 5- 5 EASTERN HORDE (452)       17  20  2 45.9   5- 6 BATTLE FROGS 14-15 (645)  1  0 0
 6/ 6 BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)    149 193 19 43.6   6- 5 EASTERN HORDE (452)       1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Practice pays for KELLY LEBROCK, who pummelled EMBEZZLING SCRIBE, to 
pocket 15 points.  What can be a greater victory?  VICKI VALLENCOURT has taken hers 
place as the top, as JHANS' new Duelmaster.  Word has it one team in JHANS is taking 
speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     So much to report, so little time!  If challenges were horses, MASS APPEAL could 
open up a fast food joint!  Willing to win at any cost is ABIGAIL BRESLIN, who 
challenged DUBIOUS SKEPTICAL, 13 points junior.  Our sympathies, DUBIOUS SKEPTICAL!  
I thought ABIGAIL BRESLIN showed great skill and promise when she dispatched DUBIOUS 
SKEPTICAL.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Oh hard!  that to 
strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in JHANS is the highlight of my life.  As if buffeted 
by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.  Like a 
mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid JHANS farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VICKI VALLENCOURT 7393       16   5  1    92       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OLD FASHIONED FROG 7786       7   3  0    98       BATTLE FROGS 14-15 (645)
-FULL OF FROG 7782             8   0  0    91       BATTLE FROGS 14-15 (645)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAMBRE AWTREY 7394           14   4  2    86       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)
 RAWK OHMSFORD 7327           12   8  2    81       BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DOC MCSWIFT 4900              7   5  1    66       EASTERN HORDE (452)
 PINEBOX 8051                  6   5  0    66       STILLMATIC (630)
 SMALL CHANCE 8066            10   6  4    58       BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MASS APPEAL 8053              4   3  0    49       STILLMATIC (630)
 JORX POWERSHOT 8094           7   3  1    46       BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)
-PASB 4899                     5   4  1    42       EASTERN HORDE (452)
-JHAN BOY 5878                 3   0  0    42       EASTERN HORDE (452)
 PINKY RING 8072               7   4  0    39       STILLMATIC (630)
 JAKE THE MILKMAN 5664         7  15  1    37       BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KELLY LEBROCK 8118            3   0  0    25       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)
-EVA LONGORIA 8111             3   0  0    24       GIRLS X3 (572)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ABIGAIL BRESLIN 8117          3   0  1    23       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)
-JENNIFER LOPEZ 8112           2   1  1    18       GIRLS X3 (572)
-PILAR MONTENEGRO 8109         1   2  0     5       GIRLS X3 (572)
-STACEY DASH 8110              0   3  0     3       GIRLS X3 (572)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CLEVER FELLA 8055       7  6 2 BIG LAKE BASHERS 23  VICKI VALLENCOUR 7393 786  REVENGED
DUBIOUS SKEPTICA 8119   1  2 0 BIG LAKE BASHERS 23  ABIGAIL BRESLIN 8117  790   
ALEX MORGAN 8100        2  3 0 GIRLS GIRLS GIRL 574 RAP REPO MAN 8106     787  REVENGED
BO DEREK 8116           1  3 1 GIRLS GIRLS GIRL 574 KOBOLD ENFORCER       790  NONE
DA1 8121                0  2 0 STILLMATIC 630       HIGH ELF              790  NONE
RAP REPO MAN 8106       1  2 1 STILLMATIC 630       CAMBRE AWTREY 7394    788   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BO DEREK was barely slain by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
SMALL CHANCE subdued MASS APPEAL in a action packed 3 minute bloody Challenge fight.
ABIGAIL BRESLIN delivered the death blow upon DUBIOUS SKEPTICAL in a 2 minute fight.
RAWK OHMSFORD was subdued by VICKI VALLENCOURT in a 2 minute Title competition.
CAMBRE AWTREY luckily beat PINEBOX in a 2 minute struggle.
JAKE THE MILKMAN was beaten by PINKY RING in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
JORX POWERSHOT overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven melee.
KELLY LEBROCK vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     15 -   2 -  1      88  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   3 -  2      77  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        14 -   9 -  0      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  29 -  5      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  14 -  5      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  12 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 790 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    VICKI VALLENCOURT 7393     16   5  1   92 GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CAMBRE AWTREY 7394         14   4  2   86 GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)
LUNGING ATTACK   RAWK OHMSFORD 7327         12   8  2   81 BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)
AIMED BLOW       SMALL CHANCE 8066          10   6  4   58 BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)
TOTAL PARRY      MASS APPEAL 8053            4   3  0   49 STILLMATIC (630)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RAWK OHMSFORD 7327.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SMALL CHANCE 8066.  The ten other most popular fighters were RAWK OHMSFORD 
7327, PINEBOX 8051, BO DEREK 8116, VICKI VALLENCOURT 7393, CAMBRE AWTREY 7394, PINKY 
RING 8072, ABIGAIL BRESLIN 8117, JORX POWERSHOT 8094, KELLY LEBROCK 8118, and JAKE 
THE MILKMAN 5664.

The least popular fighter this week was DUBIOUS SKEPTICAL 8119.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MASS APPEAL 8053, DA1 8121, JAKE THE MILKMAN 5664, KELLY 
LEBROCK 8118, JORX POWERSHOT 8094, ABIGAIL BRESLIN 8117, PINKY RING 8072, CAMBRE 
AWTREY 7394, VICKI VALLENCOURT 7393, and BO DEREK 8116.

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.