DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/05/2026    Duedate: 03/18/2026

CLIFFHOME ARENA

DM 38    TURN 1003

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DESTINY
EAGLES CLAW (47)
(38-5893) [18-24-0,96]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              SASHA
                               WRATHMEN 25-84 (517)
                               (38-5963) [7-2-0,75]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HAYS                           EAGLES SB CHAMPS
U.A.K. (92)                    EAGLES CLAW (47)
(38-5725) [18-15-2,83]         (38-5914) [13-12-0,56]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

U.A.K. (92)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE WATCHMEN (363)            37 
2. WRATHMEN 25-84 (517)          18    THE WATCHMEN (363)
3. EAGLES CLAW (47)              16    Unchartered Team
4. FAR TRAVELERS (510)           7  
5. U.A.K. (92)                   -9    WRATHMEN 25-84 (517)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*OF WOLF & MAN (519)        2   0  0 100.   1/ 1 U.A.K. (92)               8  4 1
 2/ 2*WRATHMEN 25-84 (517)       7   2  0 77.8   2/ 2 THE WATCHMEN (363)        7  7 0
 3- 3 PLAYHOUSE II (507)        13   6  0 68.4   3/ 4 EAGLES CLAW (47)          5 10 0
 4/ 4 THE WATCHMEN (363)       238 164 11 59.2   4/ 7*WRATHMEN 25-84 (517)      3  0 0
 5/ 5 FAR TRAVELERS (510)       46  33  4 58.2   5/ 9 FAR TRAVELERS (510)       3  4 0
 6- 6*SECRET MENU '25 (518)      4   3  0 57.1   6- 5*OF WOLF & MAN (519)       2  0 0
 7/ 7 U.A.K. (92)              611 486 35 55.7   7- 8*SECRET MENU '25 (518)     2  1 0
 8/ 8 EAGLES CLAW (47)         1254 1006 87 55.5   8- 6 PLAYHOUSE II (507)        1  0 0
 9- 9 ASSASSINS (505)           51  42  2 54.8   9- 3 ASSASSINS (505)           1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of CLIFFHOME.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  He who laughs last 
didn't get the joke.  Speaking of laughing at jokes, observe ASSASSINS.  Last week 
they got 0-0-0 to drop by 6!  Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a 
perceptive observation?) as FAR TRAVELERS can attest...  Practice pays for SASHA, who 
pummelled CONVICTED ASSASSIN, to pocket 18 points.  DEATH BECOMES HER certainly had a 
baffled expression on hers face, after losing to DOLLAR BILL and losing 17 points in 
the process!  In CLIFFHOME, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find 
ourselves a new Duelmaster, DESTINY.  So who's the team that's been walking into 
taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of EAGLES CLAW, alone and unchallenged.  The 
warriors of EAGLES CLAW found their efforts at combat frustrated as THE WATCHMEN 
apparently had more important things to do than fight.  Is it charming personality?  
Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, EAGLES SB CHAMPS is 
the most challenged warrior.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Citizens of CLIFFHOME, be sure to settle your debts with BATTERING RAM of 
EAGLES CLAW.  He's relocating to the Dark Arena and has other things on his mind!  
Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A 
certain tavern in CLIFFHOME would I avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in CLIFFHOME is the highlight of my life.  More 
important duties call me.  CLIFFHOME, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to 
foot my bill at The Choking Ogre.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DESTINY 5893                 18  24  0  96         EAGLES CLAW (47)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ICARUS 5842                  13   0  0 176         PLAYHOUSE II (507)        
 FRANCOLO SUR 5869            10   2  2  96         FAR TRAVELERS (510)       
-PHAEDREN 5883                10   3  0  93         FAR TRAVELERS (510)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAYS 5725                    18  15  2  83         U.A.K. (92)               
-MUSASHI 5826                 12   5  1  81         ASSASSINS (505)           
 SASHA 5963                    7   2  0  75         WRATHMEN 25-84 (517)      
 WEIRD AL 5756                 5   0  1  68         U.A.K. (92)               

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MC GANGSTA 5976               4   2  0  66         SECRET MENU '25 (518)     
 HULK HOGAN 5758              11  10  0  64         U.A.K. (92)               
-ARTUS 5866                   13  17  1  63         FAR TRAVELERS (510)       
-SHOGUN 5818                  11   6  0  63         ASSASSINS (505)           

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EAGLES SB CHAMPS 5914        13  12  0  56         EAGLES CLAW (47)          
 ANDORRAN 5905                 4   2  1  47         FAR TRAVELERS (510)       
 SILHOUETTE 5969               9   3  0  46         THE WATCHMEN (363)        
-AKIMOTO 5828                 11   7  0  44         ASSASSINS (505)           
 CAPTAIN METROPOLIS 5941       7  13  0  41         THE WATCHMEN (363)        
 TWILIGHT LADY 5984            4   1  0  38         THE WATCHMEN (363)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOLLAR BILL 5968              4   8  1  33         THE WATCHMEN (363)        
-NINJA 5838                    9   4  0  31         ASSASSINS (505)           
-GNARLGUT 5978                 2   0  0  29         OF WOLF & MAN (519)       
-HANZO 5939                    4   4  0  25         ASSASSINS (505)           

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LINK BROWN 5985               2   1  0  18         U.A.K. (92)               
 CANCER 5970                   2   2  0  17         U.A.K. (92)               
 DEATH BECOMES HER 5977        4   2  0  15         EAGLES CLAW (47)          

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BATTERING RAM 5960      4 12 0 EAGLES CLAW 47       ARENAMASTER ERLY      1003 NONE
NO AGENDA 5983          1  3 0 EAGLES CLAW 47       DARK CHAMPION         1003 NONE
HOODED JUSTICE 5940    12  7 0 THE WATCHMEN 363     HAYS 5725             1002  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BATTERING RAM was butchered by ARENAMASTER ERLYAIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NO AGENDA was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
CAPTAIN METROPOLIS was savagely defeated by EAGLES SB CHAMPS in a 2 minute duel.
HAYS was defeated by DESTINY in a 2 minute veteran's Title fight.
FRANCOLO SUR devastated HULK HOGAN in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
SASHA overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
WEIRD AL overcame ANDORRAN in a 3 minute fight.
SILHOUETTE handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a crowd boring 7 minute uneven melee.
DEATH BECOMES HER was overpowered by DOLLAR BILL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TWILIGHT LADY defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 4 minute fight.
CANCER overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
LINK BROWN overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   3 -  0      80  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        14 -   5 -  0      74  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       19 -   8 -  0      70  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   5 -  2      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  27 -  1      43  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  19 -  2      34  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  15 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 1003 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  FRANCOLO SUR 5869          10   2  2   96 FAR TRAVELERS (510)
BASHING ATTACK   HAYS 5725                  18  15  2   83 U.A.K. (92)
TOTAL PARRY      SASHA 5963                  7   2  0   75 WRATHMEN 25-84 (517)
WALL OF STEEL    WEIRD AL 5756               5   0  1   68 U.A.K. (92)
LUNGING ATTACK   HULK HOGAN 5758            11  10  0   64 U.A.K. (92)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HAYS 5725.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
EAGLES SB CHAMPS 5914.  The ten other most popular fighters were WEIRD AL 5756, HAYS 
5725, DESTINY 5893, FRANCOLO SUR 5869, SASHA 5963, CANCER 5970, LINK BROWN 5985, 
BATTERING RAM 5960, CAPTAIN METROPOLIS 5941, and ANDORRAN 5905.

The least popular fighter this week was SILHOUETTE 5969.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TWILIGHT LADY 5984, DEATH BECOMES HER 5977, HULK HOGAN 5758, NO AGENDA 
5983, DOLLAR BILL 5968, ANDORRAN 5905, CAPTAIN METROPOLIS 5941, BATTERING RAM 5960, 
LINK BROWN 5985, and CANCER 5970.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                         HAWKEYE (3-6680) M*A*S*H 4077  (615) 
                   GIRLFRIED GIRLFRIEND (84-25543) 102811E  (4536) 
                  RAYMOND ZUSSMAN (84-3696) MEDAL OF HONOR J5  (719) 
                     SFC12 (84-23960) MEDAL OF HONOR 113  (4249) 
                  DIRE LAPDOG (85-16884) THIRSTY THUGS 1656  (3094) 
                        IVY MANIAC (85-20516) SBLI 32  (3757) 
                        TEDDY (86-28500) RANDOMNESS 41  (5234) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes