DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/09/2016    Duedate: 10/06/2016

XOCHITHLAN ARENA

DM-39    TURN-354

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WICKED SLICE
ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
(39-4083) [14-27-1,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WICKED SLICE                   BRAYD HULT
ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)           BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
(39-4083) [14-27-1,109]        (39-4154) [2-0-0,30]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WICKED SLICE                   EUNUCH
ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)           ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
(39-4083) [14-27-1,109]        (39-4097) [8-2-0,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BOOK OF THOMAS (479)        36
2. BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)       34      DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
3. NEW ORIGINALS (478)         31      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS BABY (461)         4
5. ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)         3      BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)    247 163 14 60.2   1/ 1 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)     10  5 1
 2/ 2*BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)      5   4  0 55.6   2/ 3 BASH BROS BABY (461)      7  4 0
 3/ 3 BASH BROS BABY (461)      53  45  5 54.1   3/ 2 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      7  6 1
 4/ 4 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)     102  94  7 52.0   4/ 5 NEW ORIGINALS (478)       5  2 0
 5/ 6 NEW ORIGINALS (478)       16  15  0 51.6   5/ 6*BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)     5  4 0
 6- 5 STEEL WOLVES 2 (468)      41  39  2 51.3   6/ 4 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)     4  5 0
 7- 7 PARKLAND (473)            50  56  2 47.2   7- 7 STEEL WOLVES 2 (468)      2  3 0
 8- 8*THE PSYCHOS (52)          14  16  1 46.7   8- 8 PARKLAND (473)            2  3 0
 9/ 9 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      20  25  1 44.4   9- 9*WORLD BLADES 8 (466)      1  2 0
10-10*WORLD BLADES 8 (466)       8  13  0 38.1  10/11*PYXIS (485)               0  2 0
11-11*THE GODS (270)             0   6  0  0.0  11-10*THE GODS (270)            0  2 0
12/12*PYXIS (485)                0   2  0  0.0  12-12*THE PSYCHOS (52)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out XOCHITHLAN to 
see what's new.  MVP award for TAILWIND?  BOOK OF THOMAS' proud of him after beating 
NOT THE MOM CRY and getting 22 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  NOT THE MOM 
CRY's match with TAILWIND cost him a loss of 16 points!  What a putz!  PEKING DUCK 
fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title.  No one 
said he was a genius...  Was that a tear I saw in WICKED SLICE's eye, as she took 
over Duelmastership?  And wasn't COLLABORATOR fit to be tied!  I hear the top team 
insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for 
PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of DUCKS UNLIMITED must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you 
guys know something that I don't?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are ANYWAYUSLICEIT?  
DUCKS UNLIMITED, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an 
invitation!  Like, is DANGEROUS TOYS popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in 
all of XOCHITHLAN!  He's got a 9-5-1, is that good?  People were asking me did 
EPSILON PYXIDIS REALLY challenge PLUTO?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it 
sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but PLUTO wants me to 
write about it since he overcame EPSILON PYXIDIS.  Satisfied?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WICKED SLICE 4083            14  27  1   109       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PEKING DUCK 3632             32  11  0   145       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
-DESSLOCK CAIN 3936           12   4  0   100       STEEL WOLVES 2 (468)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EUNUCH 4097                   8   2  0    90       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 PARRY-SLICE 4078             15  11  1    87       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 SUPERSLICE 4074              10   6  1    75       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOUD TOYS 4069               13   9  0    62       BASH BROS BABY (461)
-POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891     9   3  0    61       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 TAILWIND 4125                 6   3  0    59       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 BOTTLE ROCKET 4157            5   1  1    57       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG BEN 4119                  6   6  0    53       NEW ORIGINALS (478)
-DAISY 4059                   12   7  0    52       PARKLAND (473)
-JASON 286                     6   0  1    52       THE PSYCHOS (52)
-MORGANA BLACK 3939           10   6  0    50       STEEL WOLVES 2 (468)
 DANGEROUS TOYS 4100           9   5  1    47       BASH BROS BABY (461)
-MERE 4114                     5   1  0    46       PARKLAND (473)
-SWAN 4061                     9  10  0    45       PARKLAND (473)
 NOT THE MOM CRY 3888          9  15  1    43       BASH BROS BABY (461)
-BRUNEI 3924                   5   3  0    38       WORLD BLADES 8 (466)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MANILA 3923                   2   1  0    33       WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
 DAISY DUCK 4150               5   4  0    30       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
-GRAYDEN VALE 4031             3   4  1    30       STEEL WOLVES 2 (468)
 BRAYD HULT 4154               2   0  0    30       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
 PLUTO 4121                    5   7  0    29       NEW ORIGINALS (478)
 COLLYWOBBLES 4170             5   1  0    28       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JEHTRO DAVICK 4155            2   0  0    27       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BERSERKER 284                 4   2  0    22       THE PSYCHOS (52)
-DUCK DYNASTY 4168             3   1  0    20       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 BLUE DIESEL 4156              3   4  0    19       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
-RA 2228                       0   1  0    19       THE GODS (270)
-LEA 4113                      3   4  0    17       PARKLAND (473)
 DOESN'T SLEEP 4182            1   0  0    17       BASH BROS BABY (461)
-SELUNE STAREDGE 4036          2   2  0    15       STEEL WOLVES 2 (468)
-FERNANDO 4050                 1   1  0    15       WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
-HANNIBAL WITCHER 4035         2   2  0    13       STEEL WOLVES 2 (468)
-SUMP 4117                     1   0  0    11       NEW ORIGINALS (478)
-BENITO 457                    2   2  0     8       THE PSYCHOS (52)
 KGNT CHAMBARD 4151            1   1  0     8       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
-MAWRIE RAWSH 4153             0   1  0     7       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
 EPSILON PYXIDIS 4177          0   2  0     6       PYXIS (485)
-HARRY FILTH 834               0   1  0     1       THE PSYCHOS (52)
-CLIFF 4172                    0   1  0     1       PARKLAND (473)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SLY SIR DICER 4115      4  7 2 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 475   DARK ELF MAGE         354  NONE
DA2 4183                0  1 0 BIG LAKE LUMBER 483  DARK ELF MAGE         354  NONE
HEDIES 4181             0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 479   SHAGORNAN HERMIT      354  NONE
BOBBLETON 4118          4  1 0 NEW ORIGINALS 478    DANGEROUS TOYS 4100   351  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SLY SIR DICER was butchered by DARK ELF MAGE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA2 was butchered by DARK ELF MAGE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
HEDIES was murdered by SHAGORNAN HERMIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BIG BEN demolished DANGEROUS TOYS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
BRAYD HULT devastated BLUE DIESEL in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
EPSILON PYXIDIS was demolished by PLUTO in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
WICKED SLICE vanquished COLLABORATOR in a 2 minute brutal mismatched Title fight.
EUNUCH viciously subdued ENEMY ARCHER in a 3 minute gory competition.
SUPERSLICE was unbelievably bested by RIRORNI ASSASSIN in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
PARRY-SLICE viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute gory duel.
NOT THE MOM CRY was vanquished by TAILWIND in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LOUD TOYS overpowered DAISY DUCK in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
BOTTLE ROCKET savagely defeated RIRORNI HORSEMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
COLLYWOBBLES devastated RIRORNI DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
KGNT CHAMBARD was devastated by DOESN'T SLEEP in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
JEHTRO DAVICK overpowered RIRORNI WOMAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       23 -  10 -  0      70  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        22 -  11 -  2      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  18 -  1      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  18 -  2      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  30 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  11 -  0      31  |

Turn 354 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   EUNUCH 4097                 8   2  0   90 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
PARRY-STRIKE     PARRY-SLICE 4078           15  11  1   87 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
STRIKING ATTACK  SUPERSLICE 4074            10   6  1   75 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
BASHING ATTACK   LOUD TOYS 4069             13   9  0   62 BASH BROS BABY (461)
AIMED BLOW       DANGEROUS TOYS 4100         9   5  1   47 BASH BROS BABY (461)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WICKED SLICE 4083.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was EUNUCH 4097.  The ten other most popular fighters were BIG BEN 4119, BRAYD 
HULT 4154, WICKED SLICE 4083, SUPERSLICE 4074, BOTTLE ROCKET 4157, DOESN'T SLEEP 
4182, PARRY-SLICE 4078, TAILWIND 4125, LOUD TOYS 4069, and JEHTRO DAVICK 4155.

The least popular fighter this week was KGNT CHAMBARD 4151.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were NOT THE MOM CRY 3888, EPSILON PYXIDIS 4177, BLUE DIESEL 4156, 
HEDIES 4181, DA2 4183, SLY SIR DICER 4115, COLLYWOBBLES 4170, DAISY DUCK 4150, PLUTO 
4121, and DANGEROUS TOYS 4100.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

WICKED SLICE (39-4083) ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)