DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/13/2026 Duedate: 04/09/2026
XOCHITHLAN ARENA
DM 39 TURN 478
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
INSTANT HUMAN
JUST ADD COFFEE (504)
(39-4466) [10-3-0,123]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
INSTANT HUMAN BRANDSPLAINING
JUST ADD COFFEE (504) PUBLIC RELATIONS (500)
(39-4466) [10-3-0,123] (39-4425) [3-1-1,16]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
INSTANT HUMAN INSTANT HUMAN
JUST ADD COFFEE (504) JUST ADD COFFEE (504)
(39-4466) [10-3-0,123] (39-4466) [10-3-0,123]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TROLLHEIM (501)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. JUST ADD COFFEE (504) 32
2. TROLLHEIM (501) 29 FAR TRAVELERS (502)
3. THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 4 Unchartered Team
4. PUBLIC RELATIONS (500) 3
5. FAR TRAVELERS (502) -1 PUBLIC RELATIONS (500)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 FAR TRAVELERS (502) 23 13 2 63.9 1/ 1 TROLLHEIM (501) 11 2 0
2- 3 DARQUE ANGELS (402) 223 132 14 62.8 2/ 5 JUST ADD COFFEE (504) 6 5 0
3- 4 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 360 244 21 59.6 3/ 6*PUBLIC RELATIONS (500) 5 10 1
4- 5 BASH BROS BABY (461) 341 267 16 56.1 4- 2 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 4 0 0
5/ 7 JUST ADD COFFEE (504) 14 11 0 56.0 5/ 4 FAR TRAVELERS (502) 3 4 0
6/ 8 TROLLHEIM (501) 57 53 0 51.8 6- 7 BASH BROS BABY (461) 2 2 0
7/ 6*PUBLIC RELATIONS (500) 9 11 1 45.0 7- 8 DARQUE ANGELS (402) 1 4 0
8/ 9 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 607 768 15 44.1 8/ 9 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 1 5 0
9-10*DRUNKARDS (77) 2 4 0 33.3 9-10*DRUNKARDS (77) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Hail XOCHITHLAN! Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for
your deeds. JUST ADD COFFEE stable has parlayed this turn's 3-0-0 into a 3 space
move up the rankings. This brings them up to 2nd place. Good work, guys! And let's
see, MORNING PERSON fought BRANDSPLAINING and gained 14 points and contributed to
JUST ADD COFFEE's 3-0-0. BRANDSPLAINING has lost to MORNING PERSON, falling 10
points, while helping make PUBLIC RELATIONS a 1-4-0 turn. This turn INSTANT HUMAN
challenged ARCHAMBEAU in what was XOCHITHLAN's Title bout. Defending his title for
another turn, INSTANT HUMAN kept FAR TRAVELERS' warrior, ARCHAMBEAU, from claiming
the throne. By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under
the table at The Warty Toad?
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. I also notice that the DUCKS UNLIMITED
stable was the most avoided team this turn. Come on XOCHITHLAN, what are you afraid
of? And guess who avoided DUCKS UNLIMITED stable the most? Believe it or not, it
was JUST ADD COFFEE. Anyone surprised? The most challenged warrior this turn was
THE MIDDLE WAY's warrior APPLE CORE. More fighters challenged him than challenged
the Duelmaster!
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their
enemies. You know who you are; and it's considered rude.
I like this place, XOCHITHLAN, the taverns have old wine, and young serving
girls. Who could ask for more? It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet
again, keep your swords sharp and your hammers heavy. Until the sun next rises and
my pen sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
INSTANT HUMAN 4466 10 3 0 123 JUST ADD COFFEE (504)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CRYING 4412 20 6 0 111 BASH BROS BABY (461)
ARCHAMBEAU 4444 12 5 2 94 FAR TRAVELERS (502)
CUDDLEBUG 4428 14 9 0 93 TROLLHEIM (501)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FEVERED 4427 20 8 1 90 BASH BROS BABY (461)
-SAMYAZA 4090 14 7 0 86 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
REYKJA 4454 8 5 0 79 TROLLHEIM (501)
-LORD LOVE A DUCK 4417 5 0 0 72 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
APPLE CORE 4372 9 42 0 69 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
SILKIE 4461 7 5 0 69 TROLLHEIM (501)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KOKABIEL 4056 15 15 1 66 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
BEERSHEBA CHANG 4416 12 22 0 58 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MUGWORT 4433 11 10 0 46 TROLLHEIM (501)
CHALAMET 4443 6 6 0 40 FAR TRAVELERS (502)
MORNING PERSON 4503 3 0 0 39 JUST ADD COFFEE (504)
-TRULO 4445 5 1 0 37 FAR TRAVELERS (502)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PITHIUS 4348 5 2 0 31 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
-AZAZEL 4386 2 1 1 26 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STONE ED 4469 5 6 0 21 TROLLHEIM (501)
-DUCK SOUP 4487 2 1 0 19 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
BRANDSPLAINING 4425 3 1 1 16 PUBLIC RELATIONS (500)
PIVOT 4423 2 2 0 15 PUBLIC RELATIONS (500)
-DUCK F. 4513 1 0 0 13 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
BEARISTA 4507 1 2 0 9 JUST ADD COFFEE (504)
-DUCK STEELE 4502 1 0 0 9 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
FREEMIUM 4424 2 2 0 8 PUBLIC RELATIONS (500)
OASIS 4426 2 2 0 8 PUBLIC RELATIONS (500)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NEWSJACKING 4422 0 4 0 4 PUBLIC RELATIONS (500)
-TEQUILA SUNRISE 446 0 2 0 2 DRUNKARDS (77)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
INSTANT HUMAN viciously subdued ARCHAMBEAU in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
REYKJA demolished APPLE CORE in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge melee.
MORNING PERSON vanquished BRANDSPLAINING in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BEARISTA subdued NEWSJACKING in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge competition.
CUDDLEBUG won victory over RIRORNI ASSASSIN in a 2 minute fight.
SILKIE devastated NATIVE LOOTER in a 2 minute mismatched match.
MUGWORT viciously subdued CAPTURED NOMAD in a 2 minute expert vs. beginner fight.
BEERSHEBA CHANG won victory over CHALAMET in a 2 minute gory duel.
STONE ED won victory over RIRORNI DESERTER in a 1 minute veteran vs. novice duel.
OASIS was savagely defeated by RIRORNI DESERTER in a 2 minute gory novice's melee.
FREEMIUM was demolished by RIRORNI DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PIVOT handily defeated RIRORNI LOOTER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 4 - 0 78 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 4 - 1 76 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 5 - 0 71 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 8 - 2 62 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 14 - 15 - 1 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 12 - 14 - 0 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 9 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 17 - 1 19 |
Turn 478 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 2 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE INSTANT HUMAN 4466 10 3 0 123 JUST ADD COFFEE (504)
BASHING ATTACK ARCHAMBEAU 4444 12 5 2 94 FAR TRAVELERS (502)
LUNGING ATTACK CUDDLEBUG 4428 14 9 0 93 TROLLHEIM (501)
STRIKING ATTACK SILKIE 4461 7 5 0 69 TROLLHEIM (501)
WALL OF STEEL MUGWORT 4433 11 10 0 46 TROLLHEIM (501)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is INSTANT HUMAN 4466. The most popular warrior this
turn was INSTANT HUMAN 4466. The ten other most popular fighters were MORNING PERSON
4503, SILKIE 4461, MUGWORT 4433, ARCHAMBEAU 4444, REYKJA 4454, BEARISTA 4507,
BEERSHEBA CHANG 4416, CHALAMET 4443, STONE ED 4469, and CUDDLEBUG 4428.
The least popular fighter this week was FREEMIUM 4424. The other ten least popular
fighters were NEWSJACKING 4422, BRANDSPLAINING 4425, APPLE CORE 4372, PIVOT 4423,
OASIS 4426, CUDDLEBUG 4428, STONE ED 4469, CHALAMET 4443, BEERSHEBA CHANG 4416, and
BEARISTA 4507.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
HAWKEYE (3-6680) M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
GIRLFRIED GIRLFRIEND (84-25543) 102811E (4536)
RAYMOND ZUSSMAN (84-3696) MEDAL OF HONOR J5 (719)
SFC12 (84-23960) MEDAL OF HONOR 113 (4249)
DIRE LAPDOG (85-16884) THIRSTY THUGS 1656 (3094)
IVY MANIAC (85-20516) SBLI 32 (3757)
TEDDY (86-28500) RANDOMNESS 41 (5234)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes