DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/29/2017    Duedate: 01/25/2018

XOCHITHLAN ARENA

DM-39    TURN-371

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LOUD TOYS
BASH BROS BABY (461)
(39-4069) [23-16-0,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LOUD TOYS                      POSITION IS EMPTY
BASH BROS BABY (461)           
(39-4069) [23-16-0,128]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LOUD TOYS                      DOESN'T SLEEP
BASH BROS BABY (461)           BASH BROS BABY (461)
(39-4069) [23-16-0,128]        (39-4182) [13-4-0,74]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS BABY (461)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WORLD BLADES 8 (466)        51
2. BASH BROS BABY (461)        36      BASH BROS BABY (461)
3. ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)        19      Unchartered Team
4. DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)        0
5. DARQUE ANGELS (402)          0      MISFITS I (423)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 DARQUE ANGELS (402)      190 103 13 64.8   1/ 2 BASH BROS BABY (461)      7  5 0
 2- 2 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)    259 178 15 59.3   2/ 1 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      6  9 1
 3/ 3 BASH BROS BABY (461)     102  72  6 58.6   3- 3 DARQUE ANGELS (402)       4  1 0
 4/ 5 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)     24  20  0 54.5   4/ 4 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)     4  2 0
 5/ 4 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      69  60  7 53.5   5/ 5 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)      3  5 0
 6/ 6 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)     133 129  9 50.8   6/ 0 WORLD BLADES 8 (466)      2  1 0
 7/ 0 WORLD BLADES 8 (466)      12  20  0 37.5   7- 6 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of XOCHITHLAN!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp 
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  Former top team BOOK OF THOMAS was 
unseated this week as BASH BROS BABY moved up from 2nd ranking to take the top spot 
with a 3-1-0 record for the round.  MANILA caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial 
commission as he skillfully bested STRATOSPHERE and was awarded 27 points in 
recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, MANILA put down STRATOSPHERE, 
causing him to lose 22 points of recognition in the process.  Who here was not 
present for the title fight this week as LOUD TOYS boldly challenged BOTTLE ROCKET in 
order to strive for the Duelmasters honors?  The city has turned out in honor of LOUD 
TOYS, for with his arena victory he may now lay claim to the highest position in the 
city!  Informants "close" to the city champion have told me that he never fights 
without pantyhose on beneath his armor.  Watch out!   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  My inside sources tell me that the 
team to beat in XOCHITHLAN these days is BOOK OF THOMAS.  At least, most blades in 
town are looking to avoid them.  Methinks more than a few here could name the guild 
it was that spent the better part of last week avoiding BOOK OF THOMAS.  Indeed it 
was BASH BROS BABY.  Loose talk at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms 
the knowledge that many fighters are after LOUD TOYS.  Watch your back!   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers the miserable with fortune 
but sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed a 
stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari await me!  
Till next we meet remember:  a fool flies into a rage quickly and often.  The wise 
are angered by the same thing only once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOUD TOYS 4069               23  16  0   128       BASH BROS BABY (461)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EUNUCH 4097                  16   8  0   100       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 BOTTLE ROCKET 4157           15   8  1    92       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT THE MOM CRY 3888         16  25  1    87       BASH BROS BABY (461)
-DUCK DYNASTY 4168             7   3  0    80       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 DOESN'T SLEEP 4182           13   4  0    74       BASH BROS BABY (461)
-ZAQIEL 4071                   6   3  0    72       DARQUE ANGELS (402)
 DIAMOND DUST 4198            10   5  0    70       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRUNEI 3924                   7   5  0    66       WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
 MAWRIE RAWSH 4153             6   5  0    66       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
 MANILA 3923                   4   2  0    62       WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
-DAISY DUCK 4150              10   8  1    61       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 COLLYWOBBLES 4170            14   9  1    58       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KOKABIEL 4056                10   7  1    49       DARQUE ANGELS (402)
 PROPHESLICE 4201              5   6  1    46       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 OLD GLORY 4199               10   5  4    45       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 STRATOSPHERE 4197             9   5  1    39       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
-SAMYAZA 4090                  5   3  0    36       DARQUE ANGELS (402)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAHM LEIER 4207               4   5  0    32       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
-JULIE MEIS 4217               3   1  0    32       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
-NISROCH 4112                  2   1  1    28       DARQUE ANGELS (402)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRON CHEF 4215                4   2  0    23       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
-GADER'EL 4103                 2   3  0    22       DARQUE ANGELS (402)
 BRAIN STOEN 4204              4   2  0    16       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
 FERNANDO 4050                 1   5  0    14       WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
 CEASELESS CRY 4228            1   0  0    13       BASH BROS BABY (461)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MUSASHI 4214                  2   3  0     9       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Not the Mom Cry -- I knew I had you when the crowd started shouting, "Down goes 
Frazier! Down goes Frazier!" -- Eunuch

Old Glory -- Such an auspicious start ... such a frustrating ending.  I should have 
seen it coming. -- Propheslice

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LOUD TOYS devastated BOTTLE ROCKET in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
EUNUCH demolished DIAMOND DUST in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DOESN'T SLEEP was defeated by ELITE ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
NOT THE MOM CRY devastated MAWRIE RAWSH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OLD GLORY was demolished by BRUNEI in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
STRATOSPHERE was vanquished by MANILA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
COLLYWOBBLES beat PROPHESLICE in a 3 minute bloody brawl.
FERNANDO was overpowered by IRON CHEF in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BRAIN STOEN won victory over RIRORNI CHIEFTAIN in a crowd boring 4 minute duel.
PAHM LEIER overpowered SHAMAN'S ASSISTANT in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
CEASELESS CRY overpowered RIRORNI LOOTER in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -   9 -  2      72  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    31 -  20 -  3      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  11 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   9 -  1      31  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 371 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         5  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   LOUD TOYS 4069             23  16  0  128 BASH BROS BABY (461)
LUNGING ATTACK   EUNUCH 4097                16   8  0  100 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
PARRY-STRIKE     DIAMOND DUST 4198          10   5  0   70 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
STRIKING ATTACK  MANILA 3923                 4   2  0   62 WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
AIMED BLOW       COLLYWOBBLES 4170          14   9  1   58 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is LOUD TOYS 4069.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DOESN'T SLEEP 4182.  The ten other most popular fighters were COLLYWOBBLES 4170, 
PROPHESLICE 4201, LOUD TOYS 4069, MANILA 3923, IRON CHEF 4215, PAHM LEIER 4207, 
EUNUCH 4097, NOT THE MOM CRY 3888, BRUNEI 3924, and BOTTLE ROCKET 4157.

The least popular fighter this week was BRAIN STOEN 4204.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FERNANDO 4050, STRATOSPHERE 4197, OLD GLORY 4199, MAWRIE RAWSH 
4153, CEASELESS CRY 4228, DIAMOND DUST 4198, BOTTLE ROCKET 4157, BRUNEI 3924, NOT THE 
MOM CRY 3888, and EUNUCH 4097.

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