DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/03/2026    Duedate: 07/30/2026

XOCHITHLAN ARENA

DM 39    TURN 482

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FEVERED
BASH BROS BABY (461)
(39-4427) [23-8-1,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              SNEAKERS
                               UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505)
                               (39-4494) [5-3-1,103]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

FEVERED                        SNEAKERS
BASH BROS BABY (461)           UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505)
(39-4427) [23-8-1,119]         (39-4494) [5-3-1,103]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505)      63 
2. FAR TRAVELERS (502)           35    FAR TRAVELERS (502)
3. BASH BROS BABY (461)          15    Unchartered Team
4. THE MIDDLE WAY (385)          7  
5. K.V.D.F. (302)                -4    UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 FAR TRAVELERS (502)       30  17  3 63.8   1- 1*PUBLIC RELATIONS (500)    7  3 0
 2- 2 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)    365 246 21 59.7   2/ 3*UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505)  7  8 1
 3/ 5*UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505)  23  17  3 57.5   3/ 5 FAR TRAVELERS (502)       6  3 1
 4/ 3 BASH BROS BABY (461)     347 270 16 56.2   4/ 7 BASH BROS BABY (461)      6  3 0
 5/ 4 JUST ADD COFFEE (504)     19  16  0 54.3   5- 2 TROLLHEIM (501)           5  5 0
 6- 6 TROLLHEIM (501)           66  59  0 52.8   6- 4 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)     3  1 0
 7- 7*PUBLIC RELATIONS (500)    18  17  1 51.4   7/ 6 JUST ADD COFFEE (504)     3  2 0
 8/ 0 K.V.D.F. (302)            15  17  3 46.9   8/ 8 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)      0  6 0
 9/ 8 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)     607 776 15 43.9   9/ 0 K.V.D.F. (302)            0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Say good-bye 
to PUBLIC RELATIONS, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the 
UNDERGROUND LAB 17 stable.  Coming up with a solid 2-2-0 outing, BASH BROS BABY has 
advanced 3 places in the rankings.  UNDERGROUND LAB 17 is no joke as it posted a 
4-1-1 week advancing from 3rd place to 2nd place.  Hey everybody, watch out for 
SNEAKERS, who flew up 19 points in the rankings after mashing INSTANT HUMAN like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was 
INSTANT HUMAN, who dropped 11 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout 
with SNEAKERS.  Our battling duelmaster FEVERED has managed to hold the title, 
fending off ARCHAMBEAU's none too subtle advances.  Better luck next time, FAR 
TRAVELERS.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at 
bay.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't 
avoid TROLLHEIM, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does XOCHITHLAN really have that many 
liars?  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch UNDERGROUND LAB 17's act in the arena. 
Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from TROLLHEIM.  Well dang howdy, 
but if challenges were votes, TRULO would be president.  Although it may be a contest 
he doesn't want to win.  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, A TRUE EIGHT 
went after BEERSHEBA CHANG, who was higher by 25 points.  Well, when the dust 
settled, A TRUE EIGHT won victory over BEERSHEBA CHANG.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  DA1 defied all odds and slew CAPTIVE GIANT 
in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as CAPTIVE GIANT's 
meat is notoriously tough.  Well, the arena is no place for slow learners (and 
hopefully T.P.s) and CHASING BUNNIES demonstrated that very violently on 
TRONSFYLKNEROZ's body.  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and 
no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, there's the manager of the XOCHITHLAN giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been 
real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FEVERED 4427                 23   8  1 119         BASH BROS BABY (461)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRYING 4412                  23   6  0 119         BASH BROS BABY (461)      
 SNEAKERS 4494                 5   3  1 103         UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505)  
-REYKJA 4454                  10   6  0  92         TROLLHEIM (501)           

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LORD LOVE A DUCK 4417         6   2  0  88         DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)     
 INSTANT HUMAN 4466           12   5  0  87         JUST ADD COFFEE (504)     
 APPLE CORE 4372               9  46  0  81         THE MIDDLE WAY (385)      
-SILKIE 4461                   9   6  0  78         TROLLHEIM (501)           
-CUDDLEBUG 4428               15  11  0  76         TROLLHEIM (501)           

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHASING BUNNIES 4498          6   2  2  66         UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505)  
 TRULO 4445                    8   2  0  63         FAR TRAVELERS (502)       
 BEERSHEBA CHANG 4416         12  26  0  62         THE MIDDLE WAY (385)      
 A TRUE EIGHT 4495             5   3  0  57         UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MUGWORT 4433                 13  11  0  53         TROLLHEIM (501)           
-CHALAMET 4443                 7   6  0  52         FAR TRAVELERS (502)       
 DAUNTLESS 4500                4   3  0  45         UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505)  
-BEARISTA 4507                 4   2  0  35         JUST ADD COFFEE (504)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DA1 4521                      1   0  1  33         FAR TRAVELERS (502)       
-DUCK F. 4513                  4   0  0  31         DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)     
-STONE ED 4469                 7   7  0  28         TROLLHEIM (501)           
-BRANDSPLAINING 4425           5   2  1  28         PUBLIC RELATIONS (500)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FREEMIUM 4424                 4   3  0  28         PUBLIC RELATIONS (500)    
-PIVOT 4423                    4   3  0  26         PUBLIC RELATIONS (500)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OASIS 4426                    4   3  0  21         PUBLIC RELATIONS (500)    
 TONAGA 4499                   3   4  0  19         UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505)  
-NEWSJACKING 4422              1   6  0  10         PUBLIC RELATIONS (500)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OUT OF DIAPERS 4520     0  1 0 BASH BROS BABY 461   RIVER SPIRIT           482 NONE
TRANSITION 4519         0  1 0 BASH BROS BABY 461   SWAMP TROLL            482 NONE
CAPTIVE GIANT           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DA1 4521               482 NONE
TRONSFYLKNEROZ 2577     8  6 0 K.V.D.F. 302         CHASING BUNNIES 4498   482  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 butchered CAPTIVE GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
OUT OF DIAPERS was slaughtered by RIVER SPIRIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
TRANSITION was easily killed by SWAMP TROLL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
SNEAKERS won victory over INSTANT HUMAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
DAUNTLESS was defeated by TRULO in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
A TRUE EIGHT subdued BEERSHEBA CHANG in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
FEVERED bested ARCHAMBEAU in a 2 minute bloody veteran's Title duel.
CRYING luckily beat APPLE CORE in a popular 4 minute gruesome master's brawl.
TRONSFYLKNEROZ was dispatched by CHASING BUNNIES in a 1 minute duel.
TONAGA vanquished RIRORNI LOOTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -   5 -  0      76  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -   7 -  1      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     24 -  20 -  1      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   8 -  2      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         9 -  16 -  0      36  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  17 -  0      32  |

Turn 482 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    FEVERED 4427               23   8  1  119 BASH BROS BABY (461)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      CRYING 4412                23   6  0  119 BASH BROS BABY (461)
SLASHING ATTACK  SNEAKERS 4494               5   3  1  103 UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505)
PARRY-LUNGE      INSTANT HUMAN 4466         12   5  0   87 JUST ADD COFFEE (504)
STRIKING ATTACK  CHASING BUNNIES 4498        6   2  2   66 UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505)
PARRY-STRIKE     TRULO 4445                  8   2  0   63 FAR TRAVELERS (502)
AIMED BLOW       A TRUE EIGHT 4495           5   3  0   57 UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FEVERED 4427.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SNEAKERS 4494.  The ten other most popular fighters were APPLE CORE 4372, DA1 
4521, DAUNTLESS 4500, TRULO 4445, A TRUE EIGHT 4495, FEVERED 4427, CRYING 4412, 
INSTANT HUMAN 4466, CHASING BUNNIES 4498, and TONAGA 4499.

The least popular fighter this week was TRONSFYLKNEROZ 2577.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BEERSHEBA CHANG 4416, TRANSITION 4519, OUT OF DIAPERS 4520, 
TONAGA 4499, CHASING BUNNIES 4498, INSTANT HUMAN 4466, CRYING 4412, FEVERED 4427, A 
TRUE EIGHT 4495, and TRULO 4445.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FEVERED (39-4427) BASH BROS BABY (461)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ARCHAMBEAU (39-4444) FAR TRAVELERS (502)