DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/08/2017    Duedate: 10/05/2017

XOCHITHLAN ARENA

DM-39    TURN-367

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PEKING DUCK
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
(39-3632) [35-14-0,139]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PEKING DUCK                    POSITION IS EMPTY
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)          
(39-3632) [35-14-0,139]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DANGEROUS TOYS                 BOTTLE ROCKET
BASH BROS BABY (461)           BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
(39-4100) [19-8-1,130]         (39-4157) [13-6-1,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS BABY (461)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)        33
2. BOOK OF THOMAS (479)        14      DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
3. DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)       11      Unchartered Team
4. BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)        7
5. ROCKYTOP (487)               0      MARAUDERS (397)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ROCKYTOP (487)             1   0  0  100   1/ 1 BASH BROS BABY (461)     11  4 1
 2/ 2 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)    259 175 15 59.7   2/ 2 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      6  9 1
 3/ 3 BASH BROS BABY (461)      93  66  6 58.5   3/ 3 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)     5  4 0
 4/ 4 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      58  51  5 53.2   4/ 5 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)      5  5 0
 5/ 5 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)     20  18  0 52.6   5/ 4 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)     4  6 0
 6/ 6 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)     130 124  9 51.2   6- 6*ROCKYTOP (487)            1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
XOCHITHLAN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see EUNUCH win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, EUNUCH 
beat LOUD TOYS and LOUD TOYS lost 12 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  POOPS 
THROUGH DIAPER Dark Arena Challenged BLACK ORC BRIGAND for XOCHITHLAN's Title this 
turn, and guess what happened?  And if variety is the spice of life, XOCHITHLAN may 
be getting bland, as POOPS THROUGH DIAPER stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and 
bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their 
fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  BASH BROS BABY, I suppose you'll be glad to know you 
were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And 
who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It 
was DUCKS UNLIMITED.  Ha ha ha ha!  PEKING DUCK was challenged more times this turn 
than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  Now here's guts 
and stupidity all rolled into one, BOTTLE ROCKET challenged up 44 to take on PEKING 
DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED.  And sure, BOTTLE ROCKET lost alright, but gained 2 
recognition for his pains.  And pains they may indeed be!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  BASH BROS BABY has cause to pause today, 
as POOPS THROUGH DIAPER was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the 
best of moods, I'll wager.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the 
fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the XOCHITHLAN arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEKING DUCK 3632             35  14  0   139       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANGEROUS TOYS 4100          19   8  1   130       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 DOESN'T SLEEP 4182           12   2  0   104       BASH BROS BABY (461)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOTTLE ROCKET 4157           13   6  1    90       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 EUNUCH 4097                  14   8  0    84       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 DUCK DYNASTY 4168             7   2  0    81       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 LOUD TOYS 4069               19  16  0    73       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 DIAMOND DUST 4198             9   2  0    72       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 MAWRIE RAWSH 4153             5   4  0    69       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT THE MOM CRY 3888         14  23  1    66       BASH BROS BABY (461)
-DAISY DUCK 4150              10   8  1    61       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COLLYWOBBLES 4170            12   7  1    49       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 OLD GLORY 4199                7   4  2    47       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 PROPHESLICE 4201              5   4  1    46       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STRATOSPHERE 4197             6   4  1    33       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 JULIE MEIS 4217               3   1  0    32       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
-JUSTIN GATLIN 4209            1   0  0    24       ROCKYTOP (487)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAHM LEIER 4207               3   4  0    22       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
 IRON CHEF 4215                3   1  0    19       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 MUSASHI 4214                  2   2  0     9       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
-BRAIN STOEN 4204              2   2  0     8       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KIMBO SLICE 4206        1  5 1 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 475   DARK ELF CHAMPIO      367  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

POOPS THROUGH DIAPER viciously butchered BLACK ORC BRIGAND in a 2 minute fight.
KIMBO SLICE was slaughtered by DARK ELF CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BOTTLE ROCKET was luckily beaten by PEKING DUCK in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
COLLYWOBBLES was defeated by MAWRIE RAWSH in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MUSASHI was demolished by JULIE MEIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
DOESN'T SLEEP vanquished RIRORNI OFFICER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DANGEROUS TOYS beat DUCK DYNASTY in a 2 minute brawl.
LOUD TOYS was overcome by EUNUCH in a action packed 1 minute expert's fight.
NOT THE MOM CRY was viciously subdued by DIAMOND DUST in a 3 minute uneven duel.
OLD GLORY vanquished PAHM LEIER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PROPHESLICE overcame STRATOSPHERE in a 2 minute bout.
IRON CHEF overpowered LONG-RANGE ARCHERS in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -  10 -  1      66  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  13 -  2      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        16 -  11 -  1      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK    31 -  26 -  2      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   4 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  13 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   9 -  1      31  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   4 -  0      20  |

Turn 367 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PEKING DUCK 3632           35  14  0  139 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
AIMED BLOW       DANGEROUS TOYS 4100        19   8  1  130 BASH BROS BABY (461)
BASHING ATTACK   DOESN'T SLEEP 4182         12   2  0  104 BASH BROS BABY (461)
LUNGING ATTACK   EUNUCH 4097                14   8  0   84 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
PARRY-STRIKE     DIAMOND DUST 4198           9   2  0   72 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DANGEROUS TOYS 4100.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BOTTLE ROCKET 4157.  The ten other most popular fighters were DIAMOND DUST 
4198, DANGEROUS TOYS 4100, MAWRIE RAWSH 4153, OLD GLORY 4199, PROPHESLICE 4201, 
STRATOSPHERE 4197, PEKING DUCK 3632, KIMBO SLICE 4206, JULIE MEIS 4217, and DOESN'T 
SLEEP 4182.

The least popular fighter this week was PAHM LEIER 4207.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MUSASHI 4214, DUCK DYNASTY 4168, COLLYWOBBLES 4170, IRON CHEF 4215, NOT 
THE MOM CRY 3888, EUNUCH 4097, LOUD TOYS 4069, DOESN'T SLEEP 4182, JULIE MEIS 4217, 
and KIMBO SLICE 4206.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

POOPS THROUGH DIAPER (39-3891) BASH BROS BABY (461)