DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 09/26/2025 Duedate: 10/23/2025 XOCHITHLAN ARENA DM 39 TURN 472 This Week's Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS ARCHAMBEAU FAR TRAVELERS (502) (39-4444) [9-2-1,91] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader ARCHAMBEAU INSTANT HUMAN FAR TRAVELERS (502) JUST ADD COFFEE (504) (39-4444) [9-2-1,91] (39-4466) [7-0-0,76] Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite APPLE CORE CHASING BUNNIES THE MIDDLE WAY (385) UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505) (39-4372) [9-36-0,63] (39-4498) [2-1-1,20] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505) 37 2. JUST ADD COFFEE (504) 15 FAR TRAVELERS (502) 3. TROLLHEIM (501) 15 Unchartered Team 4. FAR TRAVELERS (502) 10 5. DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 8 JUST ADD COFFEE (504) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*JUST ADD COFFEE (504) 7 2 0 77.8 1/ 2*UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505) 9 6 2 2/ 2 FAR TRAVELERS (502) 16 5 1 76.2 2- 1 BASH BROS BABY (461) 6 1 1 3/ 3*UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505) 9 6 2 60.0 3/ 3*JUST ADD COFFEE (504) 3 1 0 4/ 4 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 354 244 21 59.2 4/ 0 TROLLHEIM (501) 3 2 0 5- 5 BASH BROS BABY (461) 333 260 16 56.2 5/ 5 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 3 4 0 6/ 0 TROLLHEIM (501) 39 48 0 44.8 6/ 4 FAR TRAVELERS (502) 2 1 0 7/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 605 758 15 44.4 7/ 7 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 1 5 0 8- 7 WILDCATS (2) 65 85 6 43.3 8- 6 WILDCATS (2) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Well, what are you looking at, XOCHITHLAN? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, BASH BROS BABY, since UNDERGROUND LAB 17 took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see SNEAKERS win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, SNEAKERS beat BEERSHEBA CHANG and BEERSHEBA CHANG lost 7 points. You're breakin' my heart. Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, DRUG MOM has lost the Title of Duelmaster. Start setting that alarm earlier! And it's out with the old, in with the new, as ARCHAMBEAU takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha! Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys. FAR TRAVELERS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was TROLLHEIM. Ha ha ha ha! Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's see if anyone's dead or dying. It's about time CHASING BUNNIES got beat for picking on warriors like LORD LOVE A DUCK. Bravo, DUCKS UNLIMITED. See you at The Welcome Wench. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one. There's got to be a better place in XOCHITHLAN to get a drink than The Welcome Wench! Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ARCHAMBEAU 4444 9 2 1 91 FAR TRAVELERS (502) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CRYING 4412 17 6 0 102 BASH BROS BABY (461) -DRUG MOM 4421 16 9 1 100 BASH BROS BABY (461) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -FEVERED 4427 17 7 1 85 BASH BROS BABY (461) INSTANT HUMAN 4466 7 0 0 76 JUST ADD COFFEE (504) CUDDLEBUG 4428 10 8 0 69 TROLLHEIM (501) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME APPLE CORE 4372 9 36 0 63 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BEERSHEBA CHANG 4416 10 18 0 48 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) SNEAKERS 4494 2 1 1 46 UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505) MUGWORT 4433 9 8 0 35 TROLLHEIM (501) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LORD LOVE A DUCK 4417 2 0 0 32 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) DAUNTLESS 4500 2 0 0 31 UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505) SILKIE 4461 3 5 0 27 TROLLHEIM (501) REYKJA 4454 3 5 0 24 TROLLHEIM (501) A TRUE EIGHT 4495 2 1 0 24 UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CHASING BUNNIES 4498 2 1 1 20 UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505) STONE ED 4469 2 4 0 16 TROLLHEIM (501) TONAGA 4499 1 1 0 12 UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505) DUCK SOUP 4487 1 1 0 8 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? DUCK STEELE 4502 0 1 0 DUCKS UNLIMITED 143 DARK ELF CHAMPIO 472 NONE MALLARD DUCK 4486 0 3 0 DUCKS UNLIMITED 143 CHASING BUNNIES 4498 470 JUST REVENGED DA1 4463 0 1 0 JUST ADD COFFEE 504 BLACK ORC BRIGAN 472 NONE PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS DUCK STEELE was butchered by DARK ELF CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. DA1 was butchered by BLACK ORC BRIGAND in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel. LORD LOVE A DUCK overcame CHASING BUNNIES in a 3 minute Bloodfeud match. INSTANT HUMAN overpowered APPLE CORE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. DUCK SOUP was devastated by A TRUE EIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. CUDDLEBUG was demolished by ARCHAMBEAU in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition. BEERSHEBA CHANG was viciously subdued by SNEAKERS in a 1 minute mismatched fight. MUGWORT slimly lost to RIRORNI HORSEMAN in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight. REYKJA vanquished RIRORNI LOOTER in a 1 minute uneven duel. SILKIE savagely defeated TONAGA in a action packed 1 minute gory duel. STONE ED overpowered RIRORNI DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match. DAUNTLESS overpowered RIRORNI WOMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 2 - 0 83 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 25 - 12 - 2 68 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 3 - 0 67 | |AIMED BLOW 2 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 6 - 0 65 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 5 - 0 58 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 6 - 1 54 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 13 - 14 - 0 48 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 15 - 0 40 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 12 - 1 29 | |TOTAL PARRY 0 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 19 - 1 21 | Turn 472 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK ARCHAMBEAU 4444 9 2 1 91 FAR TRAVELERS (502) PARRY-LUNGE INSTANT HUMAN 4466 7 0 0 76 JUST ADD COFFEE (504) LUNGING ATTACK CUDDLEBUG 4428 10 8 0 69 TROLLHEIM (501) SLASHING ATTACK SNEAKERS 4494 2 1 1 46 UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505) WALL OF STEEL MUGWORT 4433 9 8 0 35 TROLLHEIM (501) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is APPLE CORE 4372. The most popular warrior this turn was CHASING BUNNIES 4498. The ten other most popular fighters were MUGWORT 4433, LORD LOVE A DUCK 4417, SNEAKERS 4494, SILKIE 4461, INSTANT HUMAN 4466, STONE ED 4469, DAUNTLESS 4500, DUCK STEELE 4502, A TRUE EIGHT 4495, and ARCHAMBEAU 4444. The least popular fighter this week was TONAGA 4499. The other ten least popular fighters were BEERSHEBA CHANG 4416, CUDDLEBUG 4428, DUCK SOUP 4487, APPLE CORE 4372, DA1 4463, REYKJA 4454, ARCHAMBEAU 4444, A TRUE EIGHT 4495, DUCK STEELE 4502, and DAUNTLESS 4500. NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. THUMBSCREW (2-2622) IN COLD BLOOD (329) YORKE (7-6040) IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396) LUNACY (60-9545) HORRID INSTANITY (716) MR. CARTER (72-10604) PORKY'S REVENGE (1415) SCHNOOKLEWUGGY (84-16559) SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926) DOLEMITE (85-24265) HOWLIN' CLASSICS (4686) EXTERMINATOR (86-1006) HOWLING GRIBBLE (171) FRED SAVAGE CEO (86-18759) THE PURGE 249 (3461) Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes