DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/17/2016    Duedate: 07/14/2016

XOCHITHLAN ARENA

DM-39    TURN-351

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PEKING DUCK
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
(39-3632) [30-11-0,131]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PEKING DUCK                    BOTTLE ROCKET
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)          BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
(39-3632) [30-11-0,131]        (39-4157) [3-1-0,35]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WICKED SLICE                   WICKED SLICE
ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)           ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
(39-4083) [12-26-1,103]        (39-4083) [12-26-1,103]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BOOK OF THOMAS (479)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)        45
2. BASH BROS BABY (461)        28      DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
3. BOOK OF THOMAS (479)        22      Unchartered Team
4. UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)         0
5. PARKLAND (473)               0      NEW ORIGINALS (478)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)      79  45  3 63.7   1/ 3*BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      9  1 0
 2/ 2 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)    243 158 14 60.6   2/ 1 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)     8  7 0
 3/ 3 BASH BROS BABY (461)      46  41  5 52.9   3/ 4 BASH BROS BABY (461)      7  8 2
 4/ 4 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)      92  89  6 50.8   4- 2 PARKLAND (473)            6  3 0
 5- 6 PARKLAND (473)            48  53  2 47.5   5/ 5 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)      6  6 0
 6/ 5*NEW ORIGINALS (478)       11  13  0 45.8   6- 6 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)      3  2 0
 7/ 7*BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      13  19  0 40.6   7/ 8*NEW ORIGINALS (478)       3  4 0
 8- 8*OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)     5  13  1 27.8   8- 7*OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)    0  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon XOCHITHLAN, 
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  DUCKS UNLIMITED?  Who?  BOOK OF THOMAS is the 
top team these days, buddies!  ANYWAYUSLICEIT had cause to celebrate, after 
SUPERSLICE got 26 points by beating HOWARD THE DUCK.  HOWARD THE DUCK certainly had a 
baffled expression on his face, after losing to SUPERSLICE and losing 27 points in 
the process!  PEKING DUCK successfully staved off a grab for the roses by WICKED 
SLICE of ANYWAYUSLICEIT.  Does XOCHITHLAN have no one talented enough to dethrone 
him?  Word has it one team in XOCHITHLAN is using psychics to predict wins.  They 
lead a charmed life!   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in PARKLAND 
are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  As a woman of good 
breeding scorns the "warriors" of BASH BROS BABY, so did that sorry team shy from 
PARKLAND Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and HOWARD THE DUCK is it right now. 
Most challenged warrior.  Isn't DUCKS UNLIMITED proud!   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
More than one waitress at The Swinging Aardvark was spilling more drinks than usual 
last week, as BOBBLETON's early demise became known.  What will NEW ORIGINALS do???  
Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  
XOCHITHLAN, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The 
Swinging Aardvark.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEKING DUCK 3632             30  11  0   131       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUPERSLICE 4074               9   4  1   105       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
-FRED 280                     21   5  0   103       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
 WICKED SLICE 4083            12  26  1   103       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
-BATTLENAX 282                14  12  0    91       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOWARD THE DUCK 3845         17   8  0    80       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANGEROUS TOYS 4100           8   3  1    65       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 EUNUCH 4097                   5   2  0    62       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891     9   3  0    61       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 PARRY-SLICE 4078             12  11  1    57       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DAISY 4059                   12   6  0    54       PARKLAND (473)
 NOT THE MOM CRY 3888          7  14  1    44       BASH BROS BABY (461)
-SWAN 4061                     8  10  0    43       PARKLAND (473)
 LOUD TOYS 4069               10   9  0    39       BASH BROS BABY (461)
-MERE 4114                     4   1  0    39       PARKLAND (473)
 DAISY DUCK 4150               4   2  0    38       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 BOTTLE ROCKET 4157            3   1  0    35       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NERVUS ILLNUS 4143            2   0  0    32       OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)
 BLUE DIESEL 4156              3   1  0    29       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
-SIBERIA 4149                  3   1  0    26       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
 DUCK SOUP 4101                3   5  0    24       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AGAMEMNON 2608                5   2  0    23       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
 BIG BEN 4119                  4   5  0    23       NEW ORIGINALS (478)
-DEATHSTROKE 998               6   3  1    22       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
-LEA 4113                      3   3  0    22       PARKLAND (473)
-TAILWIND 4125                 3   3  0    21       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 COLLYWOBBLES 4170             3   0  0    21       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 DUCK DYNASTY 4168             3   1  0    20       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 PLUTO 4121                    3   6  0    19       NEW ORIGINALS (478)
 SLY SIR DICER 4115            3   5  1    15       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CADAVERUS 4159                1   2  1     6       OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)
-CRISMUS BONUS 4142            1   3  0     6       OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)
-UNSCRUPULUS 4140              1   3  0     6       OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LATE NIGHT ER 4171      0  1 0 BASH BROS BABY 461   ARENAMASTER XORO      351  NONE
BOBBLETON 4118          4  1 0 NEW ORIGINALS 478    DANGEROUS TOYS 4100   351   
EAVEALONIA SHEE 478     1  2 0 THE DEMON SPAWN 82   CADAVERUS 4159        348   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LATE NIGHT ER was butchered by ARENAMASTER XORON in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DAISY DUCK was devastated by EUNUCH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PLUTO defeated SLY SIR DICER in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
DUCK SOUP was bested by BLUE DIESEL in a popular 3 minute Challenge contest.
DUCK DYNASTY was savagely defeated by BOTTLE ROCKET in a 2 minute Challenge match.
PEKING DUCK unbelievably bested WICKED SLICE in a 5 minute master's Title fight.
HOWARD THE DUCK was handily defeated by SUPERSLICE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER was vanquished by RIRORNI ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DANGEROUS TOYS dispatched BOBBLETON in a action packed 1 minute fight.
LOUD TOYS lost to PARRY-SLICE in a popular 1 minute fight.
NOT THE MOM CRY overpowered BIG BEN in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
COLLYWOBBLES demolished RIRORNI LOOTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       22 -   6 -  0      79  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        20 -   9 -  2      69  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  15 -  1      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  12 -  1      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  16 -  2      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  26 -  2      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  14 -  0      30  |

Turn 351 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PEKING DUCK 3632           30  11  0  131 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
STRIKING ATTACK  SUPERSLICE 4074             9   4  1  105 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  HOWARD THE DUCK 3845       17   8  0   80 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
AIMED BLOW       DANGEROUS TOYS 4100         8   3  1   65 BASH BROS BABY (461)
LUNGING ATTACK   EUNUCH 4097                 5   2  0   62 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
PARRY-STRIKE     PARRY-SLICE 4078           12  11  1   57 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
BASHING ATTACK   LOUD TOYS 4069             10   9  0   39 BASH BROS BABY (461)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DAISY DUCK 4150             4   2  0   38 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WICKED SLICE 4083.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was WICKED SLICE 4083.  The ten other most popular fighters were DUCK SOUP 4101, 
BOTTLE ROCKET 4157, PARRY-SLICE 4078, NOT THE MOM CRY 3888, EUNUCH 4097, DANGEROUS 
TOYS 4100, DUCK DYNASTY 4168, PEKING DUCK 3632, SUPERSLICE 4074, and BOBBLETON 4118.

The least popular fighter this week was POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were HOWARD THE DUCK 3845, LATE NIGHT ER 4171, BLUE DIESEL 
4156, SLY SIR DICER 4115, PLUTO 4121, DAISY DUCK 4150, COLLYWOBBLES 4170, BIG BEN 
4119, LOUD TOYS 4069, and BOBBLETON 4118.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                        HEISENBERG (4-6853) of DEVIATION (638) 
                       MUSH (84-27306) of 4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes