DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/17/2026 Duedate: 04/30/2026
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 1003
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
NEERLY STENN
BEYOND THE PALE (337)
(40-5273) [21-29-1,142]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
EERIE BEEF POSITION IS EMPTY
TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
(40-5383) [12-1-0,154]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
HUMPTY DUMPTY DAVE
DREAMS WORK (538) DREAMS WORK (538)
(40-5331) [9-19-0,93] (40-5351) [4-3-0,35]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OXY MORONS (537)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BEYOND THE PALE (337) 49
2. OXY MORONS (537) 31 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
3. TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 30 Unchartered Team
4. PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 20
5. THE SHIRE (321) -8 ON FROZEN POND (386)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 41 11 0 78.8 1/ 1 OXY MORONS (537) 8 7 0
2/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 186 85 4 68.6 2/ 2 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 7 2 0
3/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 91 49 0 65.0 3/ 3 THE SHIRE (321) 6 3 0
4- 3 GR8 PL8TS (499) 30 24 2 55.6 4/ 4 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 6 4 0
5/ 4 DREAMS WORK (538) 82 73 4 52.9 5/ 6 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 5 4 0
6/ 5 OXY MORONS (537) 129 122 5 51.4 6/ 5 DREAMS WORK (538) 3 6 0
7/ 6 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1295 1530 36 45.8 7/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 2 2 0
8/ 7 THE SHIRE (321) 97 137 4 41.5 8- 7 GR8 PL8TS (499) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Floods are very, very, very dangerous. Don't mess with them.
AVOID Me! if at all possible. AVOID Me anyway.
-- Floods (too many times to count)
SPY REPORT
Greetings, warriors of ZENSU! Once again I've been called out of retirement for
my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. What's with BLOOD BATH? He actually
beat PANDORA'S BOX's DELUGE, and walked away with 23 more points from the fight.
Major screwup at PANDORA'S BOX. DELUGE lost 20 points to BLOOD BATH. Some new
strategies, perhaps? Maybe DELUGE will provide more easy wins... I'm sure ZENSU is
excited about NEERLY STENN, the new Duelmaster from BEYOND THE PALE. (remember?)
But when you've seen as many as I have... Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up
fighting!
No matter the time or place, men will always duel. ZENSU thinks BEYOND THE PALE
and their 1295-1530-36 is too much! If at first you don't succeed, give up... In my
day, no team with a 1292-1530-36 would scare me off! What's the problem, PANDORA'S
BOX? What do people see in KEN? His 19-22-0? DREAMS WORK ain't talkin', but he's
got 103 points. DARKNESS of PANDORA'S BOX knows how to pick 'em. It challenged
HUMPTY DUMPTY of DREAMS WORK who is up by 21. Now was this a wise move? DARKNESS
perhaps got its just desserts, seeing as it beat HUMPTY DUMPTY and ended up with 97
recognition points.
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every
day? To die so young, so gloriously!
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? The
end of another Spyreport! That's cause for celebration in my book! Remember--a good
fighter needs both good skills and good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NEERLY STENN 5273 21 29 1 142 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EERIE BEEF 5383 12 1 0 154 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 12 2 0 122 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
FLOODS 5263 35 7 0 112 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
BLOOD BATH 1748 16 13 0 109 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
SWEET SORROW 5335 18 13 1 99 OXY MORONS (537)
DARKNESS 5330 18 5 0 97 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
DOS JONES 5272 18 32 0 95 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 9 19 0 93 DREAMS WORK (538)
-YU CRYN 4977 15 11 2 92 GR8 PL8TS (499)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLACK JAW 4147 24 3 0 89 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
PARANOID 1747 19 9 0 89 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
CRAZY TRAIN 1750 17 12 0 86 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
THE HEDGE 5316 12 10 0 85 THE SHIRE (321)
DELUGE 5332 12 7 0 84 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 9 3 0 84 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
ROSIE COTTON 5328 9 8 1 80 THE SHIRE (321)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 14 12 0 61 THE SHIRE (321)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EXTREME AVERAGE 5404 4 2 0 53 OXY MORONS (537)
MOOR PALE 5373 9 15 0 50 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
LEAD BALLOON 5391 9 4 0 42 OXY MORONS (537)
DAVE 5351 4 3 0 35 DREAMS WORK (538)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOING NOWHERE 5400 5 5 2 28 OXY MORONS (537)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEADLY LOCUST 5375 3 5 0 24 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 2 2 1 23 OXY MORONS (537)
POPPY PUDDIFOOT 5418 1 0 0 13 THE SHIRE (321)
BOBO BOFFINS 5414 1 1 0 4 THE SHIRE (321)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BOBO BOFFINS 5410 0 1 0 THE SHIRE 321 TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 1000 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SANCHO PROUDFOOT bested TERRIBLE BEAUTY in a 2 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
DARKNESS won victory over HUMPTY DUMPTY in a 3 minute expert's Challenge battle.
TURTLE NEMESIS was defeated by KEN in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
DEADLY LOCUST devastated BOBO BOFFINS in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge contest.
FLOODS was demolished by NEERLY STENN in a 4 minute mismatched Title competition.
SLACK JAW was devastated by EERIE BEEF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
BROCCOLI BRIDE handily defeated CRAZY TRAIN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DELUGE was vanquished by BLOOD BATH in a action packed 2 minute one-sided duel.
THE HEDGE was savagely defeated by SWEET SORROW in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
PARANOID defeated ROSIE COTTON in a 2 minute one-sided match.
DOS JONES devastated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
GOING NOWHERE was demolished by MOOR PALE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
EXTREME AVERAGE viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 2 minute conflict.
DAVE was defeated by LEAD BALLOON in a action packed 5 minute struggle.
POPPY PUDDIFOOT handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 AIMED BLOW 7 - 2 - 0 78 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 5 - 0 76 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 12 - 0 68 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 30 - 23 - 2 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 33 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 24 - 1 37 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
Turn 1003 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL EERIE BEEF 5383 12 1 0 154 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
PARRY-LUNGE BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 12 2 0 122 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
TOTAL PARRY FLOODS 5263 35 7 0 112 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
LUNGING ATTACK BLOOD BATH 1748 16 13 0 109 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
SLASHING ATTACK DELUGE 5332 12 7 0 84 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
AIMED BLOW TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 9 3 0 84 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331. The most popular warrior this
turn was DAVE 5351. The ten other most popular fighters were NEERLY STENN 5273,
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331, BLOOD BATH 1748, SWEET SORROW 5335, EXTREME AVERAGE 5404,
TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407, TURTLE NEMESIS 5382, DEADLY LOCUST 5375, EERIE BEEF 5383, and
PARANOID 1747.
The least popular fighter this week was GOING NOWHERE 5400. The other ten least
popular fighters were CRAZY TRAIN 1750, BOBO BOFFINS 5414, LEAD BALLOON 5391, SLACK
JAW 4147, FLOODS 5263, POPPY PUDDIFOOT 5418, MOOR PALE 5373, ROSIE COTTON 5328, THE
HEDGE 5316, and DELUGE 5332.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
SWEET SORROW (40-5335) OXY MORONS (537)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
KEN (40-5297) DREAMS WORK (538)