DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/14/2014    Duedate: 11/27/2014

ZENSU ARENA

DM-40    TURN-708

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GENERAL 1
MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)
(40-4325) [14-1-1,132]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GENERAL 1                      POSITION IS EMPTY
MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)        
(40-4325) [14-1-1,132]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JON STONE                      RALPH NEPPEL
BEYOND THE PALE (337)          MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)
(40-4545) [12-23-1,60]         (40-4330) [13-3-0,101]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. RANDOM (458)                42
2. ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434)      39      ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)     35      Unchartered Team
4. BOTCHED & BUNGLED (467)      0
5. GRIZZLED VETERANS (462)      0      MINION OF RALPH (301)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*GRIZZLED VETERANS (462)    8   1  0 88.9   1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)  10  2 1
 2/ 0 ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434)    44  10  2 81.5   2/ 0 ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434)    3  1 1
 3- 2*BOTCHED & BUNGLED (467)   10   5  1 66.7   3/ 2 BEYOND THE PALE (337)     3 12 0
 4/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)   86  44  7 66.2   4/ 5 RANDOM (458)              2  2 0
 5/ 4 BEYOND THE PALE (337)    975 %1118 33 46.6   5- 4*GRIZZLED VETERANS (462)   1  0 0
 6/ 5 RANDOM (458)              45  58  2 43.7   6- 3*BOTCHED & BUNGLED (467)   1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out ZENSU to see 
what's new.  MVP award for SOLDIER 1?  MEDAL OF HONOR Z1's proud of him after beating 
KALGAR ROSS and getting 18 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  JON STONE got 
smashed by THE USEROUS MERCHANT, and lost 4 points!  This Duelmaster is like 
something else!  GENERAL 1 stopped EARL OF LEMONGRAB dead in its tracks!  Is the 
Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  I'm always kinda bummed when a decent warrior gets killed.  KALGAR ROSS, 
of BEYOND THE PALE had a 9-6-0 when he got bumped off by SOLDIER 1.  I see KALGAR 
ROSS got killed by SOLDIER 1 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z1.  Now I want to see some serious 
Bloodfeud action out there!  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like 
to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  ZENSU is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GENERAL 1 4325               14   1  1   132       MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOLDIER 1 4567               15   1  1   126       MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)
-KYLROI 4534                   8   1  0   104       GRIZZLED VETERANS (462)
 RALPH NEPPEL 4330            13   3  0   101       MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EARL OF LEMONGRAB 4564        6   3  0    77       ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434)
-JACKAL 4508                   7   7  0    74       RANDOM (458)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARCELINE 4526                6   1  0    66       ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434)
 NINA STENN 4555              16  15  0    63       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
 JAKE BLACK 4556              14  17  0    62       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
 JON STONE 4545               12  23  1    60       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ICE KING 4507                 5   0  1    47       ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434)
-VINCENT 4598                  3   1  0    42       BOTCHED & BUNGLED (467)
-BAD BLAKE 4600                4   0  0    36       BOTCHED & BUNGLED (467)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TOM FRIEND 4596               3   1  1    30       BOTCHED & BUNGLED (467)
 CHOOSE GOOSE 4592             2   0  1    26       ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TREE TRUNKS 4601              2   0  0    20       ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434)
 JOKER 4627                    1   0  0    14       RANDOM (458)
 CROAKER 4629                  1   0  0    13       RANDOM (458)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CULT MEMBER             0  0 0                      CHOOSE GOOSE 4592     708  NONE
KALGAR ROSS 4583        9  6 0 BEYOND THE PALE 337  SOLDIER 1 4567        708   
SOLDIER 3 4623          1  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR Z 441 BLACK ORC             708  NONE
CHOKER 4628             0  1 0 RANDOM 458           SHEWISH GIANT         708  NONE
DIABLO 4626             0  1 0 RANDOM 458           BLACK ORC             708  NONE
SCARE CROW 4616         0  1 0 RANDOM 458           TOM FRIEND 4596       705   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sorry, no time for personals today. -- Jorja

This personal contains no information.  You need not read it.  It exists only to
convince hal that the critical parts of the newsletter are present and ready to
print.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SOLDIER 3 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CHOKER was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DIABLO was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
GENERAL 1 devastated EARL OF LEMONGRAB in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
SOLDIER 1 butchered KALGAR ROSS in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
RALPH NEPPEL viciously subdued EBBUTT MARSH in a 2 minute master's match.
JAKE BLACK was overcome by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute gruesome melee.
NINA STENN was vanquished by MARCELINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JON STONE was vanquished by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
TREE TRUNKS overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
CHOOSE GOOSE assassinated CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
JOKER handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
CROAKER devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        27 -  10 -  1      73  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   6 -  1      63  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -   9 -  1      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   7 -  1      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -  11 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 708 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       GENERAL 1 4325             14   1  1  132 MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)
LUNGING ATTACK   RALPH NEPPEL 4330          13   3  0  101 MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)
WALL OF STEEL    EARL OF LEMONGRAB 4564      6   3  0   77 ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JON STONE 4545.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RALPH NEPPEL 4330.  The ten other most popular fighters were SOLDIER 1 4567, 
GENERAL 1 4325, CHOKER 4628, KALGAR ROSS 4583, MARCELINE 4526, JOKER 4627, JAKE BLACK 
4556, JON STONE 4545, TREE TRUNKS 4601, and SOLDIER 3 4623.

The least popular fighter this week was NINA STENN 4555.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CROAKER 4629, CHOOSE GOOSE 4592, EARL OF LEMONGRAB 4564, DIABLO 4626, 
SOLDIER 3 4623, TREE TRUNKS 4601, JON STONE 4545, JAKE BLACK 4556, JOKER 4627, and 
MARCELINE 4526.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

EBBUTT MARSH (40-4489) BEYOND THE PALE (337)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the 
Commission.  Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be 
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.