DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/26/2026 Duedate: 07/09/2026
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 1008
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DARKNESS
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5330) [22-5-0,130]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BROCCOLI BRIDE JIBBER JABBER
TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) WRATHMEN 25-69 (546)
(40-5380) [16-3-0,138] (40-5390) [1-0-0,23]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
HUMPTY DUMPTY HUMPTY DUMPTY
DREAMS WORK (538) DREAMS WORK (538)
(40-5331) [10-23-0,106] (40-5331) [10-23-0,106]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OXY MORONS (537)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 25
2. WRATHMEN 25-69 (546) 23 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
3. OXY MORONS (537) 20 Unchartered Team
4. MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277) 14
5. PANDORA'S BOX (522) 7 WRATHMEN 25-69 (546)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*WRATHMEN 25-69 (546) 1 0 0 100. 1/ 1 OXY MORONS (537) 10 5 0
2/ 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 53 14 0 79.1 2/ 5 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 8 1 0
3/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 195 88 4 68.9 3/ 3 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 6 2 0
4/ 3 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 100 59 0 62.9 4/ 6 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277) 5 5 0
5/ 4 OXY MORONS (537) 145 130 6 52.7 5- 4 THE SHIRE (321) 4 3 0
6/ 5 DREAMS WORK (538) 84 81 4 50.9 6/ 2 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 4 9 0
7/ 6 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1297 1540 36 45.7 7/ 7 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 2 4 0
8/ 7 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277) 28 36 3 43.7 8/ 0*WRATHMEN 25-69 (546) 1 0 0
9- 8 THE SHIRE (321) 106 145 4 42.2 9/ 8 DREAMS WORK (538) 0 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
ACQUAINTED WITH THE NIGHT
by ROBERT FROST (probably for Darkness)
I have been one acquainted with the night.
I have walked out in rain--and back in rain.
I have outwalked the furthest city light.
I have looked down the saddest city lane.
I have passed by the watchman on his beat
And dropped my eyes, unwilling to explain.
I have stood still and stopped the sound of feet
When far away an interrupted cry
Came over houses from another street,
But not to call me back or say good-bye;
And further still at an unearthly height,
One luminary clock against the sky
Proclaimed the time was neither wrong nor right.
I have been one acquainted with the night.
-- offered by Darkness, a 3-Time Duelmaster
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. ZENSU needs a spyreport." Oh, well. I don't wanna hurt
anybody's feelings or anything, but PHILANTHROPISTS really goofed with their 1-3-0.
TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 like really fought hard to move up to 2nd from 5th. Way to go!
MVP award for JIBBER JABBER? WRATHMEN 25-69's proud of him after beating BITTERSWEET
and getting 23 points. Talk about yer major upsets! BITTERSWEET's match with JIBBER
JABBER cost her a loss of 16 points! The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause
it's Number One! BLOOD BATH knows this. He was challenged by the Duelmaster. This
Duelmaster is like something else! DARKNESS stopped BLOOD BATH dead in his tracks!
Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? PHILANTHROPISTS was the most avoided team. Is a
100-59-0 record really that scary? I don't know what PANDORA'S BOX's been doing.
They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from PHILANTHROPISTS, that's fer
sher. Can PANDORA'S BOX's FLOODS be more popular than me? It was challenged the
most, but is that really the same? Some fights are really unfair. How do you think
HUMPTY DUMPTY feels about being challenged by FLOODS, 25 points above him? FLOODS
beat HUMPTY DUMPTY. No surprise about that. Really I'm not surprised FLOODS would
do such a scummy thing, either.
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All ZENSU ever talks about is fighting! Me,
I'm more laid back. Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear
from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARKNESS 5330 22 5 0 130 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 16 3 0 138 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
FLOODS 5263 39 7 0 133 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 13 4 0 113 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
EERIE BEEF 5383 16 2 0 107 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 10 23 0 106 DREAMS WORK (538)
PARANOID 1747 22 10 0 103 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
BLOOD BATH 1748 18 15 0 102 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
DOS JONES 5272 19 36 0 93 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLACK JAW 4147 26 6 0 92 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THE HEDGE 5316 14 12 0 89 THE SHIRE (321)
-SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 16 14 0 83 THE SHIRE (321)
-ROSIE COTTON 5328 9 11 1 78 THE SHIRE (321)
LEAD BALLOON 5391 13 5 0 76 OXY MORONS (537)
TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 6 3 2 71 OXY MORONS (537)
MY FIRST THREE 2478 9 9 1 68 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EXTREME AVERAGE 5404 7 4 0 66 OXY MORONS (537)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DISEASE 5327 10 12 0 54 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
MOOR PALE 5373 10 19 0 49 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
GEEK 5377 3 0 0 48 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
BASHFOOL 2568 6 5 1 46 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
GOING NOWHERE 5400 7 8 2 43 OXY MORONS (537)
DAVE 5351 5 7 0 40 DREAMS WORK (538)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BOBO BOFFINS 5414 4 2 0 28 THE SHIRE (321)
SCARY 2544 2 3 0 27 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
TOUCH SOMEONE 2546 3 6 0 25 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JIBBER JABBER 5390 1 0 0 23 WRATHMEN 25-69 (546)
BITTERSWEET 5419 2 1 0 7 OXY MORONS (537)
WINGED PIGMAN 5412 1 3 0 6 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DARKNESS unbelievably bested BLOOD BATH in a 3 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
FLOODS unbelievably bested HUMPTY DUMPTY in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge match.
BROCCOLI BRIDE devastated DOS JONES in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
TURTLE NEMESIS savagely defeated SLACK JAW in a 1 minute bloody master's match.
PARANOID viciously subdued LEAD BALLOON in a 4 minute brutal mismatched fight.
EERIE BEEF devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
TERRIBLE BEAUTY vanquished DISEASE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BASHFOOL was vanquished by EXTREME AVERAGE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MY FIRST THREE won victory over DAVE in a popular 2 minute fight.
MOOR PALE was overpowered by GEEK in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
GOING NOWHERE luckily beat TOUCH SOMEONE in a 2 minute match.
SCARY demolished WINGED PIGMAN in a 1 minute bloody mismatched competition.
BITTERSWEET was demolished by JIBBER JABBER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 AIMED BLOW 11 - 3 - 0 79 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 5 - 0 71 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 11 - 0 70 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 27 - 14 - 1 66 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 8 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 40 - 0 38 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 20 - 2 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 1008 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DARKNESS 5330 22 5 0 130 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
PARRY-LUNGE BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 16 3 0 138 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
AIMED BLOW TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 13 4 0 113 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
WALL OF STEEL EERIE BEEF 5383 16 2 0 107 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
LUNGING ATTACK BLOOD BATH 1748 18 15 0 102 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
SLASHING ATTACK TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 6 3 2 71 OXY MORONS (537)
STRIKING ATTACK GEEK 5377 3 0 0 48 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
BASHING ATTACK BASHFOOL 2568 6 5 1 46 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331. The most popular warrior this
turn was HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331. The ten other most popular fighters were BLOOD BATH
1748, MY FIRST THREE 2478, FLOODS 5263, PARANOID 1747, DARKNESS 5330, EERIE BEEF
5383, TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407, GEEK 5377, GOING NOWHERE 5400, and SCARY 2544.
The least popular fighter this week was LEAD BALLOON 5391. The other ten least
popular fighters were WINGED PIGMAN 5412, MOOR PALE 5373, BASHFOOL 2568, DISEASE
5327, DOS JONES 5272, BITTERSWEET 5419, TOUCH SOMEONE 2546, SLACK JAW 4147, JIBBER
JABBER 5390, and DAVE 5351.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
EERIE BEEF (40-5383) TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)