DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/04/2026 Duedate: 09/17/2026
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 1013
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LEAD BALLOON
OXY MORONS (537)
(40-5391) [17-6-0,128]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FLOODS POSITION IS EMPTY
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5263) [40-10-0,130]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
HUMPTY DUMPTY EXTREME AVERAGE
DREAMS WORK (538) OXY MORONS (537)
(40-5331) [11-27-0,108] (40-5404) [9-7-0,60]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OXY MORONS (537)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DREAMS WORK (538) 35
2. TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 10 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
3. THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542) 9 Unchartered Team
4. GR8 PL8TS (499) 6
5. OXY MORONS (537) 3 123B (435)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*CIRCUS OF EVIL (549) 1 0 0 100. 1/ 1 OXY MORONS (537) 9 4 0
2/ 2 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 60 15 0 80.0 2/ 5 DREAMS WORK (538) 4 2 0
3/ 3 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 199 94 4 67.9 3/ 4 THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 4 3 1
4- 4 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 106 70 0 60.2 4/ 3 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 2 1 0
5/ 5 GR8 PL8TS (499) 33 27 3 55.0 5/ 7 GR8 PL8TS (499) 2 2 1
6/ 6 OXY MORONS (537) 158 140 6 53.0 6/ 6 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 2 2 0
7/ 8 DREAMS WORK (538) 90 85 4 51.4 7- 2 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 2 6 0
8/ 9 THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 15 16 1 48.4 8- 9*CIRCUS OF EVIL (549) 1 0 0
9/10 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1298 1549 36 45.6 9/11 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 0 6 0
10-11 THE SHIRE (321) 107 150 4 41.6 10-10 THE SHIRE (321) 0 4 0
11-12*BIG DATA ENERGY (547) 2 3 0 40.0 11-12*BIG DATA ENERGY (547) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
ZENSU brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. If this keeps up, PHILANTHROPISTS,
you'll have to shine swords instead of use them. A drop of 5 in the rankings?
DREAMS WORK turned their 2-0-0 turn into a 2nd place rank in the listings this turn.
Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see DAVE win a fight and gain 29 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, TURTLE
NEMESIS beat TERRIBLE BEAUTY and TERRIBLE BEAUTY lost 15 points. You're breakin' my
heart. Looks like ZENSU has some guts at least, LEAD BALLOON the Duelmaster was this
turn's most-challenged warrior. And if variety is the spice of life, ZENSU may be
getting bland, as LEAD BALLOON stays top dog in the city. I'm not in a very good
mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you,
ZENSU?
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. What's
the big D? THE SHIRE was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered... grumble...
mumble... curse... And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see,
well, whatcha know? It was THIS MODERN WORLD 27. Ha ha ha ha!
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for ZENSU's
morgue. More variety. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is
developing these kinds of weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEAD BALLOON 5391 17 6 0 128 OXY MORONS (537)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLOODS 5263 40 10 0 130 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
DAVE 5351 10 7 0 116 DREAMS WORK (538)
-SLACK JAW 4147 29 7 0 110 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 17 5 0 109 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 11 27 0 108 DREAMS WORK (538)
TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 9 5 2 98 OXY MORONS (537)
-DARKNESS 5330 24 6 0 97 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YU CRYN 4977 16 13 2 88 GR8 PL8TS (499)
-BLOOD BATH 1748 20 17 0 77 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
-SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 16 16 0 75 THE SHIRE (321)
-ROSIE COTTON 5328 9 12 1 75 THE SHIRE (321)
MCNERDJOY 5352 8 5 0 69 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOING NOWHERE 5400 10 10 2 66 OXY MORONS (537)
EXTREME AVERAGE 5404 9 7 0 60 OXY MORONS (537)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOOR PALE 5373 11 23 0 56 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-51ST STATE 5371 4 2 1 48 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
-CALCULATED RISK 5372 3 1 0 39 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ZRO KIDZ 5348 2 0 1 33 GR8 PL8TS (499)
-WATSON 5394 2 3 0 27 BIG DATA ENERGY (547)
-POPPY PUDDIFOOT 5418 3 1 0 24 THE SHIRE (321)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HELLEPHANT 5433 1 0 0 10 CIRCUS OF EVIL (549)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-EXPLOSION 5435 0 1 0 1 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
IAMDEAD 5416 0 1 0 GR8 PL8TS 499 BLACK ORC 1013 NONE
BITTERSWEET 5419 3 3 0 OXY MORONS 537 ZRO KIDZ 5348 1011
BOBO BOFFINS 5414 5 3 0 THE SHIRE 321 51ST STATE 5371 1012
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
IAMDEAD was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LEAD BALLOON vanquished YU CRYN in a 2 minute uneven Title battle.
TERRIBLE BEAUTY was subdued by TURTLE NEMESIS in a action packed 1 minute fight.
FLOODS was viciously subdued by DAVE in a 2 minute gory veteran's contest.
HUMPTY DUMPTY savagely defeated DOS JONES in a 1 minute gruesome master's competition.
MCNERDJOY defeated EXTREME AVERAGE in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
GOING NOWHERE devastated MOOR PALE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 12 - 3 - 0 80 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 2 - 0 78 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 10 - 0 71 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 21 - 14 - 1 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 37 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 22 - 2 35 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 11 - 0 31 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 - 0 29 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 1013 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY LEAD BALLOON 5391 17 6 0 128 OXY MORONS (537)
LUNGING ATTACK DAVE 5351 10 7 0 116 DREAMS WORK (538)
AIMED BLOW TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 17 5 0 109 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
SLASHING ATTACK TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 9 5 2 98 OXY MORONS (537)
WALL OF STEEL MCNERDJOY 5352 8 5 0 69 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331. The most popular warrior this
turn was EXTREME AVERAGE 5404. The ten other most popular fighters were YU CRYN
4977, DAVE 5351, TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407, TURTLE NEMESIS 5382, HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331,
MCNERDJOY 5352, GOING NOWHERE 5400, LEAD BALLOON 5391, IAMDEAD 5416, and MOOR PALE
5373.
The least popular fighter this week was FLOODS 5263. The other ten least popular
fighters were MOOR PALE 5373, IAMDEAD 5416, LEAD BALLOON 5391, GOING NOWHERE 5400,
MCNERDJOY 5352, HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331, TURTLE NEMESIS 5382, TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407, DAVE
5351, and YU CRYN 4977.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
FLOODS (40-5263) PANDORA'S BOX (522)
TURTLE NEMESIS (40-5382) TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
DOS JONES (40-5272) BEYOND THE PALE (337)