DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/10/2026 Duedate: 07/23/2026
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 1009
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DARKNESS
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5330) [23-5-0,136]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BROCCOLI BRIDE POSITION IS EMPTY
TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
(40-5380) [17-3-0,144]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
HUMPTY DUMPTY BLOOD BATH
DREAMS WORK (538) PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
(40-5331) [10-24-0,103] (40-1748) [19-15-0,126]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 33
2. PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 26 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
3. BEYOND THE PALE (337) 18 Unchartered Team
4. GR8 PL8TS (499) 14
5. DREAMS WORK (538) 9 (79)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*WRATHMEN 25-69 (546) 1 0 0 100. 1/ 2 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 9 0 0
2/ 2 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 56 14 0 80.0 2/ 1 OXY MORONS (537) 7 8 0
3/ 3 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 196 89 4 68.8 3/ 3 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 5 3 0
4/ 4 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 102 62 0 62.2 4- 4 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277) 5 5 0
5/ 0 GR8 PL8TS (499) 31 25 2 55.4 5/ 6 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 4 9 0
6/ 5 OXY MORONS (537) 146 134 6 52.1 6- 5 THE SHIRE (321) 2 1 0
7/ 6 DREAMS WORK (538) 85 82 4 50.9 7/ 7 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 2 4 0
8/ 7 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1298 1541 36 45.7 8- 8*WRATHMEN 25-69 (546) 1 0 0
9- 8 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277) 28 36 3 43.7 9/ 0 GR8 PL8TS (499) 1 1 0
10- 9 THE SHIRE (321) 106 145 4 42.2 10/ 9 DREAMS WORK (538) 1 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Do I have to keep doing this column thing? I don't win to compose, you know? I
win to show up and show off. I win to make you feel bad. I win because I am ......
-- Darkness, DMIV
SPY REPORT
Hail ZENSU! Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your
deeds. It seems the training can make the difference, as OXY MORONS is pushed out of
top team by TMM EXPERIMENTS 103, who came from 2nd with a 3-0-0 this turn. And let's
see, ZRO KIDZ fought WINGED PIGMAN and gained 19 points and contributed to GR8 PL8TS'
1-1-0. EXTREME AVERAGE has lost to MOOR PALE, falling 13 points, while helping make
OXY MORONS a 1-4-0 turn. This turn DARKNESS challenged HUMPTY DUMPTY in what was
ZENSU's Title bout. The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and
DARKNESS remains ZENSU's top warrior for another turn. Tell me, is nothing sacred?
I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Victory Tavern uses trolls in their
stew. Talk about gristle!
Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.'
Inscrutable, but true. I also notice that the PHILANTHROPISTS stable was the most
avoided team this turn. Come on ZENSU, what are you afraid of? And guess who
avoided PHILANTHROPISTS stable the most? Believe it or not, it was TMM EXPERIMENTS
103. Anyone surprised? Well, sports fans, take notice that HUMPTY DUMPTY from
DREAMS WORK was ZENSU's most challenged warrior this turn. I don't know about you,
but FLOODS challenging down 31 points to PHILANTHROPISTS' BLOOD BATH, is not really
worthy of PANDORA'S BOX. Well, will you look at this, FLOODS lost to BLOOD BATH, and
PANDORA'S BOX will have to explain why they made such a challenge in the first place.
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. Is it really true that ZENSU has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?
Just thought I'd ask...
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. Always good to rest in ZENSU, but never good to wear out my welcome. Look
for me in future turns. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- Alarond
the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARKNESS 5330 23 5 0 136 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 17 3 0 144 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
BLOOD BATH 1748 19 15 0 126 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
FLOODS 5263 39 8 0 125 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 14 4 0 123 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 10 24 0 103 DREAMS WORK (538)
SLACK JAW 4147 27 6 0 98 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
PARANOID 1747 22 11 0 95 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
DOS JONES 5272 19 37 0 94 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THE HEDGE 5316 14 12 0 89 THE SHIRE (321)
YU CRYN 4977 15 12 2 87 GR8 PL8TS (499)
-SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 16 14 0 83 THE SHIRE (321)
LEAD BALLOON 5391 13 6 0 81 OXY MORONS (537)
TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 6 4 2 70 OXY MORONS (537)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MY FIRST THREE 2478 9 9 1 68 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOOR PALE 5373 11 19 0 66 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DISEASE 5327 10 12 0 54 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
EXTREME AVERAGE 5404 7 5 0 53 OXY MORONS (537)
DAVE 5351 6 7 0 52 DREAMS WORK (538)
-GEEK 5377 3 0 0 48 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
-BASHFOOL 2568 6 5 1 46 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOING NOWHERE 5400 7 9 2 32 OXY MORONS (537)
-BOBO BOFFINS 5414 4 2 0 28 THE SHIRE (321)
-SCARY 2544 2 3 0 27 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
-TOUCH SOMEONE 2546 3 6 0 25 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JIBBER JABBER 5390 1 0 0 23 WRATHMEN 25-69 (546)
ZRO KIDZ 5348 1 0 0 19 GR8 PL8TS (499)
BITTERSWEET 5419 3 1 0 16 OXY MORONS (537)
WINGED PIGMAN 5412 1 4 0 7 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PHILL BILL 5420 0 1 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 211 WURM KIN 1009 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Get those Experiments out of here! Graduate 'em. Kill em'. Lose 'em in Charlotte. Out,
out, brief candle! -- Zeus (the unleasher of Pandora's Box)
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PHILL BILL was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DARKNESS bested HUMPTY DUMPTY in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge Title duel.
FLOODS was savagely defeated by BLOOD BATH in a 4 minute expert's Challenge fight.
SLACK JAW defeated DOS JONES in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
PARANOID was devastated by EERIE BEEF in a 2 minute uneven brawl.
TURTLE NEMESIS overpowered YU CRYN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BROCCOLI BRIDE viciously subdued LEAD BALLOON in a popular 4 minute competition.
TERRIBLE BEAUTY lost to M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 2 minute duel.
EXTREME AVERAGE lost to MOOR PALE in a 2 minute fight.
GOING NOWHERE was vanquished by DAVE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WINGED PIGMAN was overpowered by ZRO KIDZ in a 1 minute uneven match.
BITTERSWEET overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 11 - 3 - 0 79 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 4 - 0 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 11 - 0 69 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 25 - 13 - 0 66 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 9 - 0 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 19 - 2 42 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 26 - 37 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 6 - 0 14 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 1009 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DARKNESS 5330 23 5 0 136 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
PARRY-LUNGE BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 17 3 0 144 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
LUNGING ATTACK BLOOD BATH 1748 19 15 0 126 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
AIMED BLOW TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 14 4 0 123 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
WALL OF STEEL PARANOID 1747 22 11 0 95 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
SLASHING ATTACK TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 6 4 2 70 OXY MORONS (537)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331. The most popular warrior this
turn was BLOOD BATH 1748. The ten other most popular fighters were HUMPTY DUMPTY
5331, BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380, TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407, EXTREME AVERAGE 5404, DARKNESS 5330,
DOS JONES 5272, MOOR PALE 5373, SLACK JAW 4147, TURTLE NEMESIS 5382, and DAVE 5351.
The least popular fighter this week was GOING NOWHERE 5400. The other ten least
popular fighters were PARANOID 1747, PHILL BILL 5420, WINGED PIGMAN 5412, LEAD
BALLOON 5391, YU CRYN 4977, FLOODS 5263, BITTERSWEET 5419, ZRO KIDZ 5348, DAVE 5351,
and TURTLE NEMESIS 5382.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
BROCCOLI BRIDE (40-5380) TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
EERIE BEEF (40-5383) TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)