DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/06/2026 Duedate: 03/19/2026
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 1000
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FLOODS
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5263) [33-6-0,171]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FLOODS POSITION IS EMPTY
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5263) [33-6-0,171]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
HUMPTY DUMPTY HUMPTY DUMPTY
DREAMS WORK (538) DREAMS WORK (538)
(40-5331) [9-16-0,105] (40-5331) [9-16-0,105]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OXY MORONS (537)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OXY MORONS (537) 38
2. TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 19 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
3. BEYOND THE PALE (337) 13 Unchartered Team
4. THE SHIRE (321) 12
5. DREAMS WORK (538) 10 HELL'S BOPPERS (176)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 34 9 0 79.1 1/ 3 OXY MORONS (537) 9 4 3
2/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 180 81 4 69.0 2/ 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 8 1 0
3- 3 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 89 47 0 65.4 3/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 5 5 0
4- 4 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 109 80 2 57.7 4- 5 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 4 5 0
5/ 5 GR8 PL8TS (499) 30 23 2 56.6 5/ 6 DREAMS WORK (538) 4 5 0
6/ 6 DREAMS WORK (538) 79 67 4 54.1 6- 4 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 3 5 0
7/ 7 OXY MORONS (537) 121 115 5 51.3 7/ 9 GR8 PL8TS (499) 2 2 0
8- 8 THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 11 13 0 45.8 8/ 0 THE SHIRE (321) 2 3 0
9/ 9 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1290 1526 36 45.8 9/ 7 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 2 7 0
10/ 0 THE SHIRE (321) 91 134 4 40.4 10- 8 THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
TEN! Ten Duelmaster Titles is an awful lot of water under the bridge, you know?Who
would have thought it sitting fishing on the waterbank? How many splashes in the old
swimming hole would it take? Skinny dipping in the murky river might have been more
fun.
But, what the heck. Count me in!
-- Floods
DMX
SPY REPORT
Greetings, warriors of ZENSU! Once again I've been called out of retirement for
my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. Woof! TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 were a bunch
of dogs after OXY MORONS got through with 'em! 2nd ain't so sweet as 1st! What's
with NEERLY STENN? He actually beat PANDORA'S BOX's DARKNESS, and walked away with
16 more points from the fight. Major screwup at PANDORA'S BOX. DARKNESS lost 8
points to NEERLY STENN. Some new strategies, perhaps? Maybe DARKNESS will provide
more easy wins... See how the Duelmaster challenged DREAMS WORK's HUMPTY DUMPTY?
That sort of initiative is how it got where it is now. Try as he might, HUMPTY
DUMPTY wasn't good enough at persuading FLOODS to step down from the Duelmaster's
throne... Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on? I hear some
team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.
No matter the time or place, men will always duel. How well I know the feeling
of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of practive, TMM EXPERIMENTS 103!
The bums at PANDORA'S BOX couldn't face the challenges from TMM EXPERIMENTS 103! No
excuse for that! How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior,
DOS JONES! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you. Maybe TMM
EXPERIMENTS 103's TURTLE NEMESIS is one of those guys who likes pain, or something.
That's what he'll get next week, after challenging up 27 to DOS JONES. Sometimes
what you expect to do (like in the fights) doesn't expect to turn out like you
thought. TURTLE NEMESIS won victory over DOS JONES. It don't make sense.
Warriors of ZENSU unite. You have only your games to lose! Is it my
imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day? To die so young, so
gloriously!
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. All work
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.
Olaffighterwork and no play. Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. Practice,
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLOODS 5263 33 6 0 171 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EERIE BEEF 5383 9 1 0 124 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
YU CRYN 4977 15 10 2 118 GR8 PL8TS (499)
NEERLY STENN 5273 19 28 1 117 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
SWEET SORROW 5335 17 11 1 106 OXY MORONS (537)
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 9 16 0 105 DREAMS WORK (538)
-SLACK JAW 4147 24 2 0 95 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 9 2 0 93 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
KEN 5297 17 21 0 92 DREAMS WORK (538)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CRAZY TRAIN 1750 17 11 0 90 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
-BLOOD BATH 1748 15 13 0 86 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
-DELUGE 5332 11 6 0 86 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
DARKNESS 5330 16 4 0 84 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
THE HEDGE 5316 11 9 0 84 THE SHIRE (321)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PARANOID 1747 18 9 0 82 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
DOS JONES 5272 17 30 0 81 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 8 1 0 80 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROSIE COTTON 5328 8 7 1 64 THE SHIRE (321)
DISEASE 5327 10 9 0 61 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 12 12 0 57 THE SHIRE (321)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CHERUB OF JUSTICE 5349 8 8 0 56 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
-MCNERDJOY 5352 6 5 0 54 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
-CEPHUS 5379 3 4 0 41 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
GOING NOWHERE 5400 4 3 2 39 OXY MORONS (537)
-WANDA 5376 8 3 0 36 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
MOOR PALE 5373 7 14 0 35 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEAD BALLOON 5391 7 3 0 32 OXY MORONS (537)
DAVE 5351 3 1 0 30 DREAMS WORK (538)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ICEMAN 5385 5 4 0 22 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
EXTREME AVERAGE 5404 1 2 0 11 OXY MORONS (537)
TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 1 0 1 6 OXY MORONS (537)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BOBO BOFFINS 5410 0 1 0 THE SHIRE 321 TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 1000
WILL WHITFOOT 5411 0 1 0 THE SHIRE 321 SPYMASTER 1000 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WILL WHITFOOT was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
FLOODS unbelievably bested HUMPTY DUMPTY in a 3 minute Challenge Title battle.
TURTLE NEMESIS savagely defeated DOS JONES in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
BROCCOLI BRIDE was defeated by SWEET SORROW in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
EERIE BEEF devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gory uneven brawl.
DARKNESS was devastated by NEERLY STENN in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
YU CRYN overpowered THE HEDGE in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
KEN won victory over DISEASE in a action packed 1 minute veteran's duel.
ROSIE COTTON vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SANCHO PROUDFOOT beat MOOR PALE in a 2 minute veteran's melee.
GOING NOWHERE savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute brutal match.
LEAD BALLOON bested CULT MEMBER in a 3 minute conflict.
DAVE devastated EXTREME AVERAGE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BOBO BOFFINS was viciously butchered by TERRIBLE BEAUTY in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 5 - 1 - 0 83 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 TOTAL PARRY 30 - 10 - 0 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 5 - 0 72 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 24 - 2 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 22 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 36 - 0 37 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 1000 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY FLOODS 5263 33 6 0 171 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
WALL OF STEEL EERIE BEEF 5383 9 1 0 124 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
LUNGING ATTACK YU CRYN 4977 15 10 2 118 GR8 PL8TS (499)
PARRY-LUNGE BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 9 2 0 93 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
AIMED BLOW TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 8 1 0 80 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
BASHING ATTACK DISEASE 5327 10 9 0 61 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331. The most popular warrior this
turn was HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331. The ten other most popular fighters were TURTLE NEMESIS
5382, NEERLY STENN 5273, DOS JONES 5272, SWEET SORROW 5335, EERIE BEEF 5383, DISEASE
5327, BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380, KEN 5297, ROSIE COTTON 5328, and SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255.
The least popular fighter this week was BOBO BOFFINS 5410. The other ten least
popular fighters were EXTREME AVERAGE 5404, LEAD BALLOON 5391, WILL WHITFOOT 5411,
DAVE 5351, THE HEDGE 5316, DARKNESS 5330, FLOODS 5263, TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407, MOOR
PALE 5373, and YU CRYN 4977.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
HAWKEYE (3-6680) M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
GIRLFRIED GIRLFRIEND (84-25543) 102811E (4536)
RAYMOND ZUSSMAN (84-3696) MEDAL OF HONOR J5 (719)
SFC12 (84-23960) MEDAL OF HONOR 113 (4249)
DIRE LAPDOG (85-16884) THIRSTY THUGS 1656 (3094)
IVY MANIAC (85-20516) SBLI 32 (3757)
TEDDY (86-28500) RANDOMNESS 41 (5234)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes