DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/03/2025 Duedate: 10/16/2025
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 989
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GLORIA
DREAMS WORK (538)
(40-5298) [15-12-2,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GLORIA POSITION IS EMPTY
DREAMS WORK (538)
(40-5298) [15-12-2,111]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
DAN'S GHOST BLOOD BATH
BEYOND THE PALE (337) PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
(40-5196) [20-33-1,94] (40-1748) [14-12-0,75]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OXY MORONS (537)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 37
2. TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 35 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
3. OXY MORONS (537) 33 Unchartered Team
4. PANDORA'S BOX (522) 20
5. DREAMS WORK (538) 18 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (198)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 18 6 0 75.0 1/ 1 OXY MORONS (537) 9 5 0
2/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 158 68 4 69.9 2/ 3 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 8 2 0
3/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 85 42 0 66.9 3/ 2 DREAMS WORK (538) 7 5 1
4- 3 FLOWERS OF EVIL (514) 13 8 1 61.9 4/ 4 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 5 1 0
5/ 6 DREAMS WORK (538) 61 51 4 54.5 5/ 5 VABOROUGHS (240) 3 3 0
6- 5 CRUEL PET NAMES (381) 72 61 2 54.1 6- 7 CRUEL PET NAMES (381) 2 2 0
7/ 7 VABOROUGHS (240) 91 83 3 52.3 7/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 2 3 0
8/ 8 OXY MORONS (537) 92 97 2 48.7 8/ 9 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 2 10 0
9/ 9 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1282 1497 36 46.1 9-10 FLOWERS OF EVIL (514) 1 0 0
10/10 AQUARIAN TAROT (235) 53 64 1 45.3 10-11 THE SHIRE (321) 1 3 0
11-11 THE SHIRE (321) 82 121 4 40.4 11/ 8 AQUARIAN TAROT (235) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in ZENSU.
Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! It looks like
the guys(?) at DREAMS WORK had a good week as they went 3-1-0 to put them in 3rd
place. I guess steroids help! Hey everybody, watch out for EERIE BEEF, who flew up
22 points in the rankings after mashing KEN like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy.
And falling like a basher in the top ten was NEERLY STENN, who dropped 16 points
after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with SWEET SORROW. It's a proud day
for the DREAMS WORK stable, as their warrior, GLORIA, ascended the Duelmaster's
throne. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at
that location.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad AQUARIAN TAROT? Big bad
AQUARIAN TAROT. Big bad AQUARIAN TAROT. ZENSU's afraid of the big bad AQUARIAN
TAROT. Tra la la la la! For those of you who like math, try this one: AQUARIAN
TAROT + Weapons That go Boom = PANDORA'S BOX + Avoid City. Well dang howdy, but if
challenges were votes, NEERLY STENN would be president. Although it may be a contest
he doesn't want to win. Well, it looks like DELUGE wasn't happy with last turn's
rank, so it went for broke by challenging up 31 points. No guts, no glory. I heard
DELUGE laughed all the way to the inn as its new point total of 96 was posted in the
arena. I guess beating SLEEPY JOE really pays! Getting lots of flowers from
sympathetic fans was BROCCOLI BRIDE, who was successfully challenged by DARKNESS who
had a mere 18 points more than BROCCOLI BRIDE. Definition of petty: DARKNESS bested
BROCCOLI BRIDE, a mismatch of 18 points.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Knowing when to use the right
tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.
Well, there's the manager of the ZENSU giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GLORIA 5298 15 12 2 111 DREAMS WORK (538)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FLOODS 5263 22 6 0 112 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
-APHELION VOID 5085 10 4 1 112 FLOWERS OF EVIL (514)
MILITANT PACIFIST 5290 19 19 0 108 OXY MORONS (537)
SLEEPY JOE 5294 20 20 1 103 OXY MORONS (537)
EXPRESS MAIL 5323 13 9 0 101 OXY MORONS (537)
BOB 5296 18 9 2 97 DREAMS WORK (538)
DELUGE 5332 9 2 0 96 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
THE EMPEROR 1994 12 21 0 95 AQUARIAN TAROT (235)
DAN'S GHOST 5196 20 33 1 94 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SWEET SORROW 5335 11 6 1 86 OXY MORONS (537)
SLACK JAW 4147 22 2 0 84 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
CRAZY TRAIN 1750 16 10 0 84 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
PARANOID 1747 18 7 0 79 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
BLOOD BATH 1748 14 12 0 75 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
-THE HEDGE 5316 9 6 0 75 THE SHIRE (321)
DOS JONES 5272 16 20 0 68 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
NEERLY STENN 5273 15 21 1 67 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-OUATE LE PHOQUE 3902 11 7 0 66 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
DARKNESS 5330 12 0 0 63 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
KEN 5297 10 17 0 63 DREAMS WORK (538)
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 7 7 0 59 DREAMS WORK (538)
-HUMP THE CAMEL 3903 8 11 0 58 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EERIE BEEF 5383 4 0 0 57 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SQUASH THE SNAKE 4002 6 2 0 56 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
DISEASE 5327 6 5 0 47 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 3 1 0 47 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
-SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 9 10 0 46 THE SHIRE (321)
DULLES 4264 7 6 0 39 VABOROUGHS (240)
TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 4 0 0 38 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
THE HIEROPHANT 2621 7 15 1 37 AQUARIAN TAROT (235)
-ROSIE COTTON 5328 5 6 1 34 THE SHIRE (321)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BELLADONNA TOOK 5313 6 10 0 28 THE SHIRE (321)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOOR PALE 5373 4 6 0 18 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
MARSHALL 4287 3 7 0 16 VABOROUGHS (240)
-DEADLY LOCUST 5375 1 3 0 11 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
-FLUSH THE GOLDFISH 4165 2 2 0 9 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HUDANTAS 4197 0 1 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 211 SHEWISH GIANT 989 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HUDANTAS was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MILITANT PACIFIST won victory over THE EMPEROR in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
DELUGE defeated SLEEPY JOE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody Challenge duel.
EXPRESS MAIL overpowered DAN'S GHOST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SWEET SORROW devastated NEERLY STENN in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
DARKNESS bested BROCCOLI BRIDE in a 6 minute Challenge match.
DISEASE was bested by DOS JONES in a popular 1 minute Challenge competition.
MARSHALL was handily defeated by TURTLE NEMESIS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
BOB unbelievably bested BLOOD BATH in a action packed 3 minute veteran's duel.
GLORIA overpowered PARANOID in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided Title fight.
SLACK JAW outlasted CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a tiresome 14 minute match.
CRAZY TRAIN devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
KEN was savagely defeated by EERIE BEEF in a 4 minute gory mismatched match.
THE HIEROPHANT was handily defeated by HUMPTY DUMPTY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DULLES vanquished MOOR PALE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 39 - 14 - 1 74 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 12 - 6 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 13 - 0 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 19 - 0 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 11 - 0 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 25 - 0 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 26 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 20 - 0 31 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 989 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK GLORIA 5298 15 12 2 111 DREAMS WORK (538)
SLASHING ATTACK EXPRESS MAIL 5323 13 9 0 101 OXY MORONS (537)
TOTAL PARRY BOB 5296 18 9 2 97 DREAMS WORK (538)
WALL OF STEEL SWEET SORROW 5335 11 6 1 86 OXY MORONS (537)
LUNGING ATTACK CRAZY TRAIN 1750 16 10 0 84 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
PARRY-LUNGE BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 3 1 0 47 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
AIMED BLOW TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 4 0 0 38 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DAN'S GHOST 5196. The most popular warrior this
turn was BLOOD BATH 1748. The ten other most popular fighters were GLORIA 5298,
BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380, EERIE BEEF 5383, DELUGE 5332, SWEET SORROW 5335, MILITANT
PACIFIST 5290, TURTLE NEMESIS 5382, BOB 5296, HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331, and DULLES 4264.
The least popular fighter this week was SLACK JAW 4147. The other ten least popular
fighters were DARKNESS 5330, THE HIEROPHANT 2621, KEN 5297, MARSHALL 4287, DAN'S
GHOST 5196, MOOR PALE 5373, CRAZY TRAIN 1750, PARANOID 1747, THE EMPEROR 1994, and
DOS JONES 5272.