DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/20/2026 Duedate: 03/05/2026
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 999
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FLOODS
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5263) [32-6-0,166]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FLOODS POSITION IS EMPTY
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5263) [32-6-0,166]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
HUMPTY DUMPTY DAVE
DREAMS WORK (538) DREAMS WORK (538)
(40-5331) [9-15-0,105] (40-5351) [2-1-0,23]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GR8 PL8TS (499) 25
2. BEYOND THE PALE (337) 23 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
3. TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 21 Unchartered Team
4. OXY MORONS (537) 20
5. PANDORA'S BOX (522) 7 BLUES, THUGS, ETC (291)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 32 8 0 80.0 1/ 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 9 0 0
2/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 179 79 4 69.4 2/ 4 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 7 3 0
3/ 3 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 89 47 0 65.4 3/ 2 OXY MORONS (537) 6 6 2
4/ 4 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 109 80 2 57.7 4/ 3 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 6 6 0
5/ 5 GR8 PL8TS (499) 29 23 2 55.8 5/ 6 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 4 5 0
6/ 6 DREAMS WORK (538) 77 66 4 53.8 6/ 5 DREAMS WORK (538) 4 5 0
7/ 7 OXY MORONS (537) 117 114 4 50.6 7/ 8 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 2 7 0
8-10 THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 11 13 0 45.8 8-10 THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 1 1 0
9/ 9 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1289 1524 36 45.8 9/11 GR8 PL8TS (499) 1 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Nine Duelmaster Titles is a lot! It takes a lot of energy to fight that much that
long. and I'm getting a little old, you know? Besides, I think I might know too much.
Perhaps it is time to retire and start relaxing and spending my vast winnings? Or
maybe I should ease off and give someone else a chance? Nah.
-- Floods, DMIX
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon ZENSU, for I,
Novgorodny Vir, have returned! BEYOND THE PALE had cause to celebrate, after NEERLY
STENN got 21 points by beating KEN. KEN certainly had a baffled expression on his
face, after losing to NEERLY STENN and losing 25 points in the process! Like a
flirtacious debutante, ZENSU's Duelmaster FLOODS found itself the creature of the
hour, being "invited to dance" 3 times! Well, Duelmaster FLOODS challenged DREAMS
WORK's HUMPTY DUMPTY. Is a 31-6-0 good enough? FLOODS successfully staved off a
grab for the roses by HUMPTY DUMPTY of DREAMS WORK. Does ZENSU have no one talented
enough to dethrone it? So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week
and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
And how sociable are ZENSU's warriors? Come, let us see. Like a horde of
jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in ZENSU avoid TMM EXPERIMENTS
103. The warriors of TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 found their efforts at combat frustrated as
PANDORA'S BOX apparently had more important things to do than fight. Do my ears
deceive me? PARANOID (outclassed by 31 points) challenged EERIE BEEF, in what
promises to be a fight.(!) It's not whether you win or lose, but how many points you
get (2). Right, PARANOID? Willing to win at any cost is DISEASE, who challenged
CEPHUS, 10 points junior. Our sympathies, CEPHUS! I thought DISEASE showed great
skill and promise when she won victory over CEPHUS. All right, so I slept through
it! Big deal!
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Ask not for whom the
sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
Do not think spyreporting in ZENSU is the highlight of my life. As the seasons
change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave
this place. Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid ZENSU
farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLOODS 5263 32 6 0 166 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EERIE BEEF 5383 8 1 0 117 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
YU CRYN 4977 14 10 2 109 GR8 PL8TS (499)
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 9 15 0 105 DREAMS WORK (538)
BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 9 1 0 103 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
NEERLY STENN 5273 18 28 1 101 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
SLACK JAW 4147 24 2 0 95 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
DARKNESS 5330 16 3 0 92 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
SWEET SORROW 5335 16 11 1 91 OXY MORONS (537)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRAZY TRAIN 1750 17 11 0 90 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
KEN 5297 16 21 0 89 DREAMS WORK (538)
BLOOD BATH 1748 15 13 0 86 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
DELUGE 5332 11 6 0 86 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
DOS JONES 5272 17 29 0 85 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PARANOID 1747 18 9 0 82 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 7 1 0 58 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
DISEASE 5327 10 8 0 57 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHERUB OF JUSTICE 5349 8 8 0 56 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
-MCNERDJOY 5352 6 5 0 54 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
CEPHUS 5379 3 4 0 41 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
WANDA 5376 8 3 0 36 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
MOOR PALE 5373 7 13 0 34 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEAD BALLOON 5391 6 3 0 29 OXY MORONS (537)
GOING NOWHERE 5400 3 3 2 26 OXY MORONS (537)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DAVE 5351 2 1 0 23 DREAMS WORK (538)
ICEMAN 5385 5 4 0 22 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
EXTREME AVERAGE 5404 1 1 0 10 OXY MORONS (537)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSISTENT BEGGA 0 0 0 GOING NOWHERE 5400 999 NONE
DA1 5408 0 1 0 GR8 PL8TS 499 DARK CHAMPION 999 NONE
DA2 5409 0 1 0 GR8 PL8TS 499 MOUNTAIN TROLL 999 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA2 was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
FLOODS luckily beat HUMPTY DUMPTY in a 4 minute expert's Challenge Title fight.
DELUGE was overpowered by YU CRYN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PARANOID was viciously subdued by EERIE BEEF in a 2 minute expert's Challenge brawl.
DARKNESS unbelievably bested BLOOD BATH in a 4 minute master's Challenge match.
DISEASE viciously subdued CEPHUS in a action packed 3 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
SLACK JAW won victory over DOS JONES in a 3 minute expert's fight.
BROCCOLI BRIDE won victory over CRAZY TRAIN in a popular 1 minute fight.
KEN was overpowered by NEERLY STENN in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
SWEET SORROW overpowered CHERUB OF JUSTICE in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
WANDA was overcome by TURTLE NEMESIS in a 2 minute contest.
MOOR PALE was demolished by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DAVE was luckily beaten by LEAD BALLOON in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory conflict.
GOING NOWHERE slaughtered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
ICEMAN won victory over EXTREME AVERAGE in a 2 minute brutal fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 30 - 9 - 0 77 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 5 - 0 74 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 6 - 0 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 25 - 26 - 2 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 23 - 0 41 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 33 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 15 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 999 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 6 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY FLOODS 5263 32 6 0 166 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
WALL OF STEEL EERIE BEEF 5383 8 1 0 117 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
LUNGING ATTACK YU CRYN 4977 14 10 2 109 GR8 PL8TS (499)
PARRY-LUNGE BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 9 1 0 103 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
SLASHING ATTACK DELUGE 5332 11 6 0 86 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
AIMED BLOW TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 7 1 0 58 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
BASHING ATTACK DISEASE 5327 10 8 0 57 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331. The most popular warrior this
turn was DAVE 5351. The ten other most popular fighters were HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331,
BLOOD BATH 1748, DISEASE 5327, EERIE BEEF 5383, ICEMAN 5385, NEERLY STENN 5273, SWEET
SORROW 5335, TURTLE NEMESIS 5382, YU CRYN 4977, and DOS JONES 5272.
The least popular fighter this week was WANDA 5376. The other ten least popular
fighters were DELUGE 5332, GOING NOWHERE 5400, LEAD BALLOON 5391, MOOR PALE 5373,
CHERUB OF JUSTICE 5349, KEN 5297, CRAZY TRAIN 1750, SLACK JAW 4147, DA1 5408, and
CEPHUS 5379.