DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/30/2025 Duedate: 06/12/2025
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 980
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
NEW RIFF
227 BOURBON ST. (533)
(40-5252) [10-2-1,120]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
REESIE MCNERDJOY
DIRTY DOZENS (333) THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
(40-4227) [16-5-0,121] (40-5352) [3-0-0,30]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
REESIE APHELION VOID
DIRTY DOZENS (333) FLOWERS OF EVIL (514)
(40-4227) [16-5-0,121] (40-5085) [8-4-1,87]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DREAMS WORK (538) 31
2. PANDORA'S BOX (522) 27 227 BOURBON ST. (533)
3. DEEP SHADOW (507) 19 Unchartered Team
4. CRAZED HELLIONS (543) 11
5. THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542) 11 CRAZED HELLIONS (543)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 227 BOURBON ST. (533) 10 4 1 71.4 1/ 1 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 8 4 0
2/ 1 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 143 59 4 70.8 2/ 4 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 7 2 0
3/ 7*CRAZED HELLIONS (543) 2 1 0 66.7 3/ 5 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 5 5 0
4/ 3 FLOWERS OF EVIL (514) 11 8 1 57.9 4/ 8 DEEP SHADOW (507) 4 2 0
5/ 4 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 76 58 2 56.7 5/ 2 OXY MORONS (537) 4 10 1
6/ 6 DEEP SHADOW (507) 167 133 6 55.7 6/ 7 227 BOURBON ST. (533) 3 0 0
7/ 5 DREAMS WORK (538) 41 35 3 53.9 7/ 9*THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 3 5 0
8/ 9 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1273 1470 36 46.4 8/ 6 DREAMS WORK (538) 3 9 0
9/ 8 OXY MORONS (537) 67 78 2 46.2 9/11*CRAZED HELLIONS (543) 2 1 0
10/10 THE SHIRE (321) 76 111 4 40.6 10/ 3 THE SHIRE (321) 2 3 0
11/11*THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 3 5 0 37.5 11/10 FLOWERS OF EVIL (514) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon ZENSU, for I,
Novgorodny Vir, have returned! THE SHIRE after a sorry 2-3-0 might want to consider
abandoning the sands and taking up singing the 'Can't fight no more' blues! What's a
move up by 4 you ask? (alright, maybe you didn't ask) Cause for celebration,
according to DEEP SHADOW. DIRTY DOZENS posted a nice gain, to come in 2nd.
Everybody loves a winner... DREAMS WORK had cause to celebrate, after BOB got 31
points by beating GRANDPA JACK. GRANDPA JACK certainly had a baffled expression on
his face, after losing to BOB and losing 32 points in the process! NEW RIFF
successfully staved off a grab for the roses by DAN'S GHOST of BEYOND THE PALE. Does
ZENSU have no one talented enough to dethrone it? So who's the team that's been
walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Perhaps the warriors of PANDORA'S BOX
should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... The warriors of
PANDORA'S BOX found their efforts at combat frustrated as THE SHIRE apparently had
more important things to do than fight. Is it charming personality? Conversational
abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, FLOODS is the most challenged
warrior. Place your bets! MILITANT PACIFIST is the long shot of the week: they
challenged FRENCHIE, up by 27. If MILITANT PACIFIST had overcame FRENCHIE, she'd be
a hero, but since she lost we just laugh at her. Tough break.
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
Leave me now, you base fools! My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling
may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. Can anything compare to the
pleasure of writing Spyreports for ZENSU? On that giddy note I take my leave--
Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NEW RIFF 5252 10 2 1 120 227 BOURBON ST. (533)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
REESIE 4227 16 5 0 121 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
FRENCHIE 3155 15 8 0 117 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
BOB 5296 12 6 1 101 DREAMS WORK (538)
FLOODS 5263 17 4 0 99 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
APHELION VOID 5085 8 4 1 87 FLOWERS OF EVIL (514)
DAN'S GHOST 5196 19 25 1 86 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
NEERLY STENN 5273 13 14 1 83 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
SLEEPY JOE 5294 15 16 1 80 OXY MORONS (537)
MILITANT PACIFIST 5290 14 15 0 79 OXY MORONS (537)
GRANDPA JACK 5311 10 2 1 78 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
DOS JONES 5272 14 13 0 69 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
DELUGE 5332 6 1 0 68 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GLORIA 5298 9 9 2 56 DREAMS WORK (538)
THE HEDGE 5316 7 4 0 52 THE SHIRE (321)
DISEASE 5327 5 2 0 52 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
KEN 5297 7 11 0 44 DREAMS WORK (538)
-DARKNESS 5330 7 0 0 43 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 9 9 0 42 THE SHIRE (321)
LAME NINJA 5254 10 6 0 37 DEEP SHADOW (507)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EXPRESS MAIL 5323 6 7 0 33 OXY MORONS (537)
ROSIE COTTON 5328 3 4 1 30 THE SHIRE (321)
MCNERDJOY 5352 3 0 0 30 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
FROST BLADE 5277 4 4 0 28 DEEP SHADOW (507)
THE SPAWN 5361 2 1 0 27 CRAZED HELLIONS (543)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 2 3 0 26 DREAMS WORK (538)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BELLADONNA TOOK 5313 5 7 0 22 THE SHIRE (321)
SWEET SORROW 5335 4 4 1 21 OXY MORONS (537)
BOBO BOFFINS 5326 5 4 0 19 THE SHIRE (321)
HONEST SALESMAN 5362 1 0 0 13 OXY MORONS (537)
CHERUB OF JUSTICE 5349 1 2 0 7 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
MOOR PALE 5373 0 1 0 1 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
TICKET 5346 2 2 0 BEYOND THE PALE 337 ROSIE COTTON 5328 977
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THE SPAWN viciously subdued BOBO BOFFINS in a unpopular 7 minute Challenge fight.
APHELION VOID was luckily beaten by FLOODS in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
MILITANT PACIFIST was devastated by FRENCHIE in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
DELUGE overpowered GLORIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DISEASE devastated EXPRESS MAIL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE HEDGE bested KEN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody Challenge match.
ROSIE COTTON defeated SWEET SORROW in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
NEW RIFF vanquished DAN'S GHOST in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven Title duel.
REESIE vanquished SLEEPY JOE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GRANDPA JACK was overpowered by BOB in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
NEERLY STENN defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute match.
DOS JONES devastated SANCHO PROUDFOOT in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HUMPTY DUMPTY was subdued by LAME NINJA in a 2 minute match.
BELLADONNA TOOK was viciously subdued by FROST BLADE in a 3 minute bout.
MCNERDJOY overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHERUB OF JUSTICE slimly won victory over MOOR PALE in a 3 minute beginner's duel.
HONEST SALESMAN overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 28 - 18 - 0 61 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 26 - 17 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 29 - 19 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 29 - 28 - 1 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 12 - 0 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 14 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 13 - 0 41 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 980 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 4 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK NEW RIFF 5252 10 2 1 120 227 BOURBON ST. (533)
STRIKING ATTACK REESIE 4227 16 5 0 121 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
SLASHING ATTACK FRENCHIE 3155 15 8 0 117 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
TOTAL PARRY BOB 5296 12 6 1 101 DREAMS WORK (538)
BASHING ATTACK APHELION VOID 5085 8 4 1 87 FLOWERS OF EVIL (514)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is REESIE 4227. The most popular warrior this turn was
APHELION VOID 5085. The ten other most popular fighters were THE HEDGE 5316, HUMPTY
DUMPTY 5331, BELLADONNA TOOK 5313, FROST BLADE 5277, FLOODS 5263, ROSIE COTTON 5328,
NEW RIFF 5252, FRENCHIE 3155, REESIE 4227, and GRANDPA JACK 5311.
The least popular fighter this week was THE SPAWN 5361. The other ten least popular
fighters were BOBO BOFFINS 5326, SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255, SLEEPY JOE 5294, DAN'S GHOST
5196, KEN 5297, EXPRESS MAIL 5323, GLORIA 5298, MILITANT PACIFIST 5290, MOOR PALE
5373, and MCNERDJOY 5352.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
NEW RIFF (40-5252) 227 BOURBON ST. (533)