DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/29/2026 Duedate: 06/11/2026
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 1006
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DARKNESS
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5330) [20-5-0,116]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BLOOD BATH POSITION IS EMPTY
PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
(40-1748) [18-13-0,123]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
HUMPTY DUMPTY BROCCOLI BRIDE
DREAMS WORK (538) TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
(40-5331) [10-21-0,102] (40-5380) [14-3-0,116]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OXY MORONS (537)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OXY MORONS (537) 53
2. THE SHIRE (321) 22 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
3. PANDORA'S BOX (522) 7 Unchartered Team
4. BEYOND THE PALE (337) 7
5. DREAMS WORK (538) 3 SNAUSAGES (307)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 47 14 0 77.0 1/ 1 OXY MORONS (537) 10 4 1
2/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 191 86 4 69.0 2/ 2 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 7 4 0
3/ 3 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 98 53 0 64.9 3/ 3 THE SHIRE (321) 7 7 0
4/ 5 OXY MORONS (537) 139 126 6 52.5 4/ 4 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 6 3 0
5/ 4 DREAMS WORK (538) 84 77 4 52.2 5/ 5 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 5 1 0
6/ 6 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1296 1537 36 45.7 6/ 6 DREAMS WORK (538) 2 4 0
7/ 7 THE SHIRE (321) 104 144 4 41.9 7/ 7 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1 7 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Beware the night. Beware the arena. Beware life itself. For the darkness is coming and
it is coming for you.
-- Darkness, DMI
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in ZENSU! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... MVP award for TERRIBLE BEAUTY?
OXY MORONS' proud of her after beating MOOR PALE and getting 21 points. Talk about
yer big time losers! THE HEDGE got smashed by BLOOD BATH, and lost 7 points! Like
DREAMS WORK's HUMPTY DUMPTY is sweating since he got challenged by Duelmaster
DARKNESS! This Duelmaster is like something else! DARKNESS stopped HUMPTY DUMPTY
dead in his tracks! Who was the wiseguy that said ZENSU's Duelmaster was paying for
drinks at The Victory Tavern? Don't look at me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? The warriors of PHILANTHROPISTS
must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you guys know something
that I don't? I don't know what THE SHIRE's been doing. They certainly haven't been
accepting many fights from PHILANTHROPISTS, that's fer sher. Can PANDORA'S BOX's
FLOODS be more popular than me? It was challenged the most, but is that really the
same?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All ZENSU ever talks about is fighting! Me,
I'm more laid back. Hey! Quit laughing! Just because CRAZY TRAIN had 18-12-0 was
no reason for PHILANTHROPISTS to send him to the Dark Arena! Stop it! Fight, fight,
fight. Is that all you guys can do?
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. I had
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARKNESS 5330 20 5 0 116 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLOOD BATH 1748 18 13 0 123 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
FLOODS 5263 37 7 0 118 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 14 3 0 116 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
PARANOID 1747 21 9 0 114 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 10 21 0 102 DREAMS WORK (538)
EERIE BEEF 5383 14 2 0 101 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
DOS JONES 5272 19 34 0 94 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 11 4 0 92 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLACK JAW 4147 25 5 0 89 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
THE HEDGE 5316 13 12 0 87 THE SHIRE (321)
SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 16 13 0 79 THE SHIRE (321)
ROSIE COTTON 5328 9 11 1 78 THE SHIRE (321)
LEAD BALLOON 5391 12 4 0 68 OXY MORONS (537)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EXTREME AVERAGE 5404 6 3 0 60 OXY MORONS (537)
-DISEASE 5327 10 10 0 59 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DAVE 5351 5 5 0 50 DREAMS WORK (538)
MOOR PALE 5373 9 18 0 45 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 4 3 2 45 OXY MORONS (537)
GOING NOWHERE 5400 6 7 2 43 OXY MORONS (537)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DEADLY LOCUST 5375 4 5 0 29 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
-POPPY PUDDIFOOT 5418 3 0 0 29 THE SHIRE (321)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOBO BOFFINS 5414 3 2 0 23 THE SHIRE (321)
BITTERSWEET 5419 1 0 0 15 OXY MORONS (537)
WINGED PIGMAN 5412 1 1 0 4 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CRAZY TRAIN 1750 18 13 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 211 SPYMASTER 1006 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CRAZY TRAIN was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DARKNESS bested HUMPTY DUMPTY in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge Title duel.
ROSIE COTTON was subdued by TURTLE NEMESIS in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
EERIE BEEF was unbelievably bested by PARANOID in a popular 3 minute master's brawl.
BROCCOLI BRIDE savagely defeated SLACK JAW in a 3 minute master's competition.
BLOOD BATH devastated THE HEDGE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FLOODS overcame KHALHUMS DWARF in a dull 5 minute expert's fight.
DOS JONES vanquished EXTREME AVERAGE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SANCHO PROUDFOOT overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LEAD BALLOON defeated DAVE in a exciting 5 minute fight.
MOOR PALE was handily defeated by TERRIBLE BEAUTY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GOING NOWHERE demolished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody mismatched competition.
BOBO BOFFINS demolished WINGED PIGMAN in a 4 minute mismatched match.
BITTERSWEET beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute amateur's conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 AIMED BLOW 10 - 3 - 0 77 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 4 - 0 76 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 TOTAL PARRY 25 - 13 - 0 66 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 17 - 2 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 8 - 0 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 28 - 35 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 22 - 2 33 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 1006 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 6 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DARKNESS 5330 20 5 0 116 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
LUNGING ATTACK BLOOD BATH 1748 18 13 0 123 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
PARRY-LUNGE BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 14 3 0 116 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
WALL OF STEEL PARANOID 1747 21 9 0 114 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
AIMED BLOW TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 11 4 0 92 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
SLASHING ATTACK TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 4 3 2 45 OXY MORONS (537)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331. The most popular warrior this
turn was BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380. The ten other most popular fighters were DAVE 5351,
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331, EERIE BEEF 5383, WINGED PIGMAN 5412, TURTLE NEMESIS 5382, ROSIE
COTTON 5328, PARANOID 1747, SLACK JAW 4147, TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407, and GOING NOWHERE
5400.
The least popular fighter this week was FLOODS 5263. The other ten least popular
fighters were LEAD BALLOON 5391, THE HEDGE 5316, BOBO BOFFINS 5414, MOOR PALE 5373,
EXTREME AVERAGE 5404, BITTERSWEET 5419, SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255, DOS JONES 5272, BLOOD
BATH 1748, and DARKNESS 5330.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
CRAZY TRAIN (40-1750) PHILANTHROPISTS (211)