DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/01/2026 Duedate: 05/14/2026
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 1004
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BROCCOLI BRIDE
TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
(40-5380) [13-2-0,132]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
EERIE BEEF POSITION IS EMPTY
TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
(40-5383) [13-1-0,173]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
HUMPTY DUMPTY TURTLE NEMESIS
DREAMS WORK (538) TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
(40-5331) [10-19-0,98] (40-5382) [10-3-0,92]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OXY MORONS (537)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 37
2. OXY MORONS (537) 21 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
3. DREAMS WORK (538) 14 Unchartered Team
4. THE SHIRE (321) 11
5. PHILANTHROPISTS (211) -4 SATURATION BLACK (210)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 44 11 0 80.0 1/ 1 OXY MORONS (537) 9 6 0
2- 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 186 85 4 68.6 2/ 2 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 8 1 0
3/ 3 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 91 50 0 64.5 3- 4 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 4 3 0
4/ 5 DREAMS WORK (538) 84 73 4 53.5 4/ 6 DREAMS WORK (538) 4 4 0
5/ 6 OXY MORONS (537) 132 124 5 51.6 5/ 5 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 4 5 0
6/ 7 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1295 1533 36 45.8 6/ 3 THE SHIRE (321) 4 6 0
7/ 8 THE SHIRE (321) 99 140 4 41.4 7/ 7 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 2 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly ZENSU games. EERIE BEEF caught the eye of many in the
gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested SLACK JAW and was awarded 19 points
in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, POPPY PUDDIFOOT put down
TERRIBLE BEAUTY, causing her to lose 9 points of recognition in the process. This
time victory fell to the grasp of the usurper. All hail BROCCOLI BRIDE, Duelmaster
of ZENSU! Informants "close" to the city champion have told me that he never fights
without pantyhose on beneath his armor. Watch out!
But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades
that is city ZENSU. ZENSU, city of gladiators! Mighty among the names of thy guilds
is PHILANTHROPISTS, a guild shunned and avoided by many in the weekly duels.
Apparently the stalwarts of THE SHIRE are catching the bulk of jests down at the
challenging board for their large share of the avoids. Loose talk at the arena has
reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are after SLACK
JAW. Watch your back!
What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his
foe's mortality? Fate is a fickle mistress. She showers the miserable with fortune
but sets enemies against the victorious. Remember this!
A thought before I go. Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise
manager learn the secrets of them all? Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city. Depart I must and soon! Till next we
meet remember: a fool flies into a rage quickly and often. The wise are angered by
the same thing only once. Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 13 2 0 132 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EERIE BEEF 5383 13 1 0 173 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
-FLOODS 5263 35 7 0 112 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
-BLOOD BATH 1748 16 13 0 109 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 10 19 0 98 DREAMS WORK (538)
-DARKNESS 5330 18 5 0 97 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
NEERLY STENN 5273 21 30 1 94 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 10 3 0 92 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PARANOID 1747 19 9 0 89 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
DOS JONES 5272 18 33 0 88 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-CRAZY TRAIN 1750 17 12 0 86 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
SLACK JAW 4147 24 4 0 85 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
-DELUGE 5332 12 7 0 84 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
THE HEDGE 5316 12 11 0 82 THE SHIRE (321)
ROSIE COTTON 5328 9 9 1 79 THE SHIRE (321)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EXTREME AVERAGE 5404 5 2 0 62 OXY MORONS (537)
LEAD BALLOON 5391 10 4 0 58 OXY MORONS (537)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 14 13 0 55 THE SHIRE (321)
DAVE 5351 5 3 0 44 DREAMS WORK (538)
MOOR PALE 5373 9 16 0 43 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DEADLY LOCUST 5375 3 5 0 24 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOING NOWHERE 5400 5 6 2 23 OXY MORONS (537)
POPPY PUDDIFOOT 5418 2 0 0 23 THE SHIRE (321)
BOBO BOFFINS 5414 2 1 0 15 THE SHIRE (321)
TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 2 3 1 14 OXY MORONS (537)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BOBO BOFFINS 5410 0 1 0 THE SHIRE 321 TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 1000 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Neerly Stenn, you cad! -- Floods
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ROSIE COTTON was bested by TURTLE NEMESIS in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
THE HEDGE was savagely defeated by HUMPTY DUMPTY in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
NEERLY STENN was devastated by BROCCOLI BRIDE in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
EERIE BEEF overpowered SLACK JAW in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
SWEET SORROW vanquished DOS JONES in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SANCHO PROUDFOOT was beaten by LEAD BALLOON in a 3 minute brawl.
MOOR PALE was handily defeated by EXTREME AVERAGE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DAVE vanquished GOING NOWHERE in a 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
TERRIBLE BEAUTY was defeated by POPPY PUDDIFOOT in a 2 minute duel.
BOBO BOFFINS vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 5 - 0 74 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 23 - 13 - 0 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 28 - 21 - 2 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 30 - 0 44 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 23 - 1 36 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 1004 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 13 2 0 132 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
WALL OF STEEL EERIE BEEF 5383 13 1 0 173 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
AIMED BLOW TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 10 3 0 92 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
TOTAL PARRY SLACK JAW 4147 24 4 0 85 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HEDGE 5316 12 11 0 82 THE SHIRE (321)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331. The most popular warrior this
turn was TURTLE NEMESIS 5382. The ten other most popular fighters were HUMPTY DUMPTY
5331, ROSIE COTTON 5328, EERIE BEEF 5383, SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255, DAVE 5351, BROCCOLI
BRIDE 5380, EXTREME AVERAGE 5404, TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407, POPPY PUDDIFOOT 5418, and
SLACK JAW 4147.
The least popular fighter this week was GOING NOWHERE 5400. The other ten least
popular fighters were MOOR PALE 5373, LEAD BALLOON 5391, DOS JONES 5272, NEERLY STENN
5273, THE HEDGE 5316, BOBO BOFFINS 5414, SLACK JAW 4147, POPPY PUDDIFOOT 5418,
TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407, and EXTREME AVERAGE 5404.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
NEERLY STENN (40-5273) BEYOND THE PALE (337)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
SWEET SORROW (40-5335) OXY MORONS (537)