DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/06/2026 Duedate: 02/19/2026
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 998
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FLOODS
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5263) [31-6-0,161]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FLOODS POSITION IS EMPTY
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5263) [31-6-0,161]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
HUMPTY DUMPTY SWEET SORROW
DREAMS WORK (538) OXY MORONS (537)
(40-5331) [9-14-0,104] (40-5335) [15-11-1,87]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 38
2. PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 35 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
3. OXY MORONS (537) 23 Unchartered Team
4. DREAMS WORK (538) 18
5. THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542) 8 GIVE 'EM THE AXE (180)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 29 8 0 78.4 1/ 4 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 7 1 0
2/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 176 78 4 69.3 2/ 1 OXY MORONS (537) 6 6 1
3/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 88 44 0 66.7 3/ 2 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 5 3 0
4/ 4 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 108 77 2 58.4 4/ 3 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 5 3 0
5- 5 GR8 PL8TS (499) 28 21 2 57.1 5/ 5 DREAMS WORK (538) 4 4 0
6/ 6 DREAMS WORK (538) 77 63 4 55.0 6/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 3 2 0
7/ 7 OXY MORONS (537) 114 113 3 50.2 7- 0 THE SHIRE (321) 2 2 0
8- 8*BIG DATA ENERGY (547) 2 2 0 50.0 8/ 6 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 2 7 0
9/ 9 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1288 1522 36 45.8 9- 8*BIG DATA ENERGY (547) 1 0 0
10/10 THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 11 13 0 45.8 10/ 9 THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 1 2 0
11- 0 THE SHIRE (321) 89 131 4 40.5 11-10 GR8 PL8TS (499) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out ZENSU to see
what's new. Too bad, OXY MORONS, but TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 was just too good to be
stopped. TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 like really fought hard to move up to 1st from 4th.
Way to go! MVP award for EERIE BEEF? TMM EXPERIMENTS 103's proud of him after
beating DARKNESS and getting 18 points. Talk about yer major upsets! DARKNESS'
match with EERIE BEEF cost it a loss of 8 points! Like DREAMS WORK's HUMPTY DUMPTY
is sweating since he got challenged by Duelmaster FLOODS! Don't you think the
Duelmaster is being unfair? I think FLOODS should let HUMPTY DUMPTY be Duelmaster
for a while, without fighting about it. Who was the wiseguy that said ZENSU's
Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Victory Tavern? Don't look at me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 was ZENSU's most avoided team. Is there some
award for that? Is there some deep dark secret why PANDORA'S BOX's been avoiding TMM
EXPERIMENTS 103 so much? Or is it just that they're too scared? Like, is KEN
popular, or what? He was challenged the most in all of ZENSU! He's got a 16-20-0,
is that good?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. What if they had a fight and nobody showed
up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLOODS 5263 31 6 0 161 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KEN 5297 16 20 0 114 DREAMS WORK (538)
EERIE BEEF 5383 7 1 0 111 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 9 14 0 104 DREAMS WORK (538)
DELUGE 5332 11 5 0 96 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CRAZY TRAIN 1750 17 10 0 94 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
-YU CRYN 4977 13 10 2 94 GR8 PL8TS (499)
SLACK JAW 4147 23 2 0 93 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 8 1 0 92 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THE HEDGE 5316 11 8 0 90 THE SHIRE (321)
SWEET SORROW 5335 15 11 1 87 OXY MORONS (537)
BLOOD BATH 1748 15 12 0 85 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
DARKNESS 5330 15 3 0 85 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
PARANOID 1747 18 8 0 80 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
NEERLY STENN 5273 17 28 1 80 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
DOS JONES 5272 17 28 0 79 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHERUB OF JUSTICE 5349 8 7 0 57 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 11 12 0 55 THE SHIRE (321)
TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 6 1 0 54 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
MCNERDJOY 5352 6 5 0 54 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
-DISEASE 5327 9 8 0 52 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CEPHUS 5379 3 3 0 42 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
MOOR PALE 5373 7 12 0 38 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
WANDA 5376 8 2 0 34 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WATSON 5394 2 2 0 28 BIG DATA ENERGY (547)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DAVE 5351 2 0 0 27 DREAMS WORK (538)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DEADLY LOCUST 5375 2 4 0 21 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
LEAD BALLOON 5391 5 3 0 19 OXY MORONS (537)
GOING NOWHERE 5400 2 3 1 17 OXY MORONS (537)
ICEMAN 5385 4 4 0 16 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
EXTREME AVERAGE 5404 1 0 0 13 OXY MORONS (537)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF 0 0 0 GOING NOWHERE 5400 998 NONE
STARLING 5392 0 1 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 211 BANDIT PRINCE 998 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
STARLING was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
FLOODS unbelievably bested HUMPTY DUMPTY in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge Title duel.
DARKNESS was demolished by EERIE BEEF in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DELUGE was bested by KEN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
PARANOID was narrowly defeated by BROCCOLI BRIDE in a 2 minute match.
DOS JONES was viciously subdued by BLOOD BATH in a popular 2 minute expert's brawl.
SWEET SORROW was luckily beaten by SLACK JAW in a popular 5 minute master's brawl.
NEERLY STENN was vanquished by CRAZY TRAIN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MCNERDJOY viciously subdued CEPHUS in a 3 minute gruesome fight.
TURTLE NEMESIS vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHERUB OF JUSTICE beat MOOR PALE in a 2 minute gory melee.
WANDA outlasted LEAD BALLOON in a tiresome 18 minute match.
DAVE viciously subdued ICEMAN in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
GOING NOWHERE murdered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EXTREME AVERAGE overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 29 - 8 - 0 78 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 6 - 0 68 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 25 - 24 - 1 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 22 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 29 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 18 - 0 25 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 998 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 2 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY FLOODS 5263 31 6 0 161 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
WALL OF STEEL EERIE BEEF 5383 7 1 0 111 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
SLASHING ATTACK DELUGE 5332 11 5 0 96 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
LUNGING ATTACK CRAZY TRAIN 1750 17 10 0 94 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
PARRY-LUNGE BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 8 1 0 92 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
AIMED BLOW TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 6 1 0 54 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331. The most popular warrior this
turn was SWEET SORROW 5335. The ten other most popular fighters were HUMPTY DUMPTY
5331, BLOOD BATH 1748, BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380, CEPHUS 5379, EERIE BEEF 5383, DELUGE
5332, MCNERDJOY 5352, CHERUB OF JUSTICE 5349, DAVE 5351, and FLOODS 5263.
The least popular fighter this week was LEAD BALLOON 5391. The other ten least
popular fighters were WANDA 5376, NEERLY STENN 5273, GOING NOWHERE 5400, TURTLE
NEMESIS 5382, DOS JONES 5272, DARKNESS 5330, STARLING 5392, EXTREME AVERAGE 5404,
ICEMAN 5385, and PARANOID 1747.