DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/25/2025 Duedate: 08/07/2025
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 984
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GRANDPA JACK
DIRTY DOZENS (333)
(40-5311) [13-3-1,103]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GRANDPA JACK POSITION IS EMPTY
DIRTY DOZENS (333)
(40-5311) [13-3-1,103]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
DAN'S GHOST SLEEPY JOE
BEYOND THE PALE (337) OXY MORONS (537)
(40-5196) [20-28-1,89] (40-5294) [17-18-1,92]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DIRTY DOZENS (333)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 49
2. OXY MORONS (537) 38 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
3. THE SHIRE (321) 24 Unchartered Team
4. DREAMS WORK (538) 14
5. CRUEL PET NAMES (381) 12 (79)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*CRAZED HELLIONS (543) 3 1 0 75.0 1/ 1 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 10 3 0
2/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 147 64 4 69.7 2/ 3 OXY MORONS (537) 8 7 0
3/ 4 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 10 5 0 66.7 3/ 2 CRUEL PET NAMES (381) 6 3 0
4/ 5 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 88 64 2 57.9 4/ 8 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 4 3 0
5/ 6 DEEP SHADOW (507) 171 137 6 55.5 5/ 5 DREAMS WORK (538) 4 8 0
6/ 7 CRUEL PET NAMES (381) 70 59 2 54.3 6/ 7 THE SHIRE (321) 3 1 0
7/ 8 DREAMS WORK (538) 48 44 3 52.2 7/13 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 3 3 0
8/10 OXY MORONS (537) 77 88 2 46.7 8/ 6 DEEP SHADOW (507) 3 3 0
9/ 9 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1278 1481 36 46.3 9/ 4 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 2 10 0
10/11 THE SHIRE (321) 81 114 4 41.5 10-10*CRAZED HELLIONS (543) 1 0 0
11-12 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277) 20 30 3 40.0 11-12*THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 1 1 0
12-13*THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 4 6 0 40.0 12- 9 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Well last time I was here was back on turn 443 (2004 for you earth-bound types).
Defeated Leadfoot of Taco Gods to take the throne, then missed the next turn. Same
thing this time, though now I'm not sure when I will be back.
-- Squish The Gerbil
Cruel Pet Names
2-Time Duelmaster of Zensu
Proud Proprietor of a name Censored by
Ye-almighty Sandy that got re-instated
(Not many of those around)
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
ZENSU brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. If this keeps up, BEYOND THE PALE,
you'll have to shine swords instead of use them. A drop of 5 in the rankings? TMM
EXPERIMENTS 103 turned their 3-0-0 turn into a 7th place rank in the listings this
turn. Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists. Gee, I'm impressed, a
4-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, OXY MORONS, the Fates teach humility, and the
Fates are proud. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see THE HEDGE win a
fight and gain 21 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, THE HEDGE beat NEERLY STENN and NEERLY
STENN lost 20 points. You're breakin' my heart. Due to absence, and inability to
defend the throne, SQUISH THE GERBIL has lost the Title of Duelmaster. Start setting
that alarm earlier! And it's out with the old, in with the new, as GRANDPA JACK
takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh.
Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys
win their fights? Skill? Ha!
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. What's the big D? OXY MORONS was the most avoided
team? Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And it looks like
CRUEL PET NAMES avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if
you ask me. Hmph. DAN'S GHOST was challenged more times this turn than the
Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. We're all going to die in the end, so why
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?
What does the ZENSU arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Phlllt! Just had to do that
before I leave the fine city of ZENSU. I feel much better now. Glad to see the back
of this place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRANDPA JACK 5311 13 3 1 103 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SQUISH THE GERBIL 3778 16 5 0 126 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
FLOODS 5263 19 5 0 101 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
GLORIA 5298 12 10 2 95 DREAMS WORK (538)
SLEEPY JOE 5294 17 18 1 92 OXY MORONS (537)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOB 5296 14 8 1 90 DREAMS WORK (538)
DAN'S GHOST 5196 20 28 1 89 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
MILITANT PACIFIST 5290 16 17 0 89 OXY MORONS (537)
THE HEDGE 5316 9 4 0 81 THE SHIRE (321)
HUMP THE CAMEL 3903 8 10 0 75 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOS JONES 5272 15 16 0 73 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DELUGE 5332 6 2 0 63 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
NEERLY STENN 5273 14 17 1 62 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
EXPRESS MAIL 5323 9 8 0 59 OXY MORONS (537)
SQUASH THE SNAKE 4002 6 1 0 57 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BASHFOOL 2568 5 3 1 55 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
DARKNESS 5330 8 0 0 53 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
KEN 5297 7 15 0 52 DREAMS WORK (538)
OUATE LE PHOQUE 3902 10 7 0 49 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
-MY FIRST THREE 2478 7 8 1 48 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
LAME NINJA 5254 13 7 0 46 DEEP SHADOW (507)
SWEET SORROW 5335 7 5 1 42 OXY MORONS (537)
DISEASE 5327 5 4 0 38 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
-THE SPAWN 5361 3 1 0 38 CRAZED HELLIONS (543)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROSIE COTTON 5328 4 5 1 33 THE SHIRE (321)
-MCNERDJOY 5352 4 1 0 33 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 4 5 0 32 DREAMS WORK (538)
BELLADONNA TOOK 5313 6 8 0 26 THE SHIRE (321)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOBO BOFFINS 5326 6 5 0 23 THE SHIRE (321)
FROST BLADE 5277 5 7 0 23 DEEP SHADOW (507)
CHERUB OF JUSTICE 5349 3 4 0 20 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
EERIE BEEF 5383 1 0 0 20 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
WANDA 5376 3 1 0 16 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
-TOUCH SOMEONE 2546 2 4 0 16 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 1 0 0 15 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 1 0 0 14 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
-DEADLY LOCUST 5375 1 1 0 12 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
HONEST SALESMAN 5362 1 4 0 11 OXY MORONS (537)
MOOR PALE 5373 2 3 0 9 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
FLUSH THE GOLDFISH 4165 1 2 0 5 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DA 1 5384 0 1 0 DIRTY DOZENS 333 HIGH ELF 984 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA 1 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FLOODS outwaited BOB in a dull 16 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
DELUGE was demolished by GLORIA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MILITANT PACIFIST bested DAN'S GHOST in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
SQUASH THE SNAKE overpowered KEN in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DISEASE was devastated by EXPRESS MAIL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ROSIE COTTON slimly lost to SWEET SORROW in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
FLUSH THE GOLDFISH was savagely defeated by CHERUB OF JUSTICE in a 3 minute melee.
WANDA was viciously subdued by HUMPTY DUMPTY in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
GRANDPA JACK vanquished HUMP THE CAMEL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
NEERLY STENN was overpowered by THE HEDGE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DOS JONES was savagely defeated by SLEEPY JOE in a 2 minute master's competition.
DARKNESS outlasted LAME NINJA in a tiring 21 minute brawl.
OUATE LE PHOQUE outwaited FROST BLADE in a tiring 13 minute conflict.
HONEST SALESMAN was viciously subdued by BELLADONNA TOOK in a 2 minute bloody bout.
BOBO BOFFINS won victory over OSKSI NOBLE in a 2 minute fray.
MOOR PALE was overpowered by BROCCOLI BRIDE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TURTLE NEMESIS devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
EERIE BEEF demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 8 TOTAL PARRY 37 - 21 - 0 64 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 15 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 12 - 1 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 21 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 26 - 1 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 15 - 0 42 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 17 - 0 26 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 984 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 5 4 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK GRANDPA JACK 5311 13 3 1 103 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
TOTAL PARRY FLOODS 5263 19 5 0 101 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
BASHING ATTACK GLORIA 5298 12 10 2 95 DREAMS WORK (538)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HEDGE 5316 9 4 0 81 THE SHIRE (321)
SLASHING ATTACK DELUGE 5332 6 2 0 63 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
AIMED BLOW SQUASH THE SNAKE 4002 6 1 0 57 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
WALL OF STEEL SWEET SORROW 5335 7 5 1 42 OXY MORONS (537)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DAN'S GHOST 5196. The most popular warrior this
turn was SLEEPY JOE 5294. The ten other most popular fighters were ROSIE COTTON
5328, SWEET SORROW 5335, CHERUB OF JUSTICE 5349, BELLADONNA TOOK 5313, SQUASH THE
SNAKE 4002, HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331, GRANDPA JACK 5311, DOS JONES 5272, GLORIA 5298, and
MILITANT PACIFIST 5290.
The least popular fighter this week was DARKNESS 5330. The other ten least popular
fighters were LAME NINJA 5254, BOB 5296, FLOODS 5263, OUATE LE PHOQUE 3902, FROST
BLADE 5277, MOOR PALE 5373, NEERLY STENN 5273, FLUSH THE GOLDFISH 4165, KEN 5297, and
DELUGE 5332.