DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/15/2026 Duedate: 05/28/2026
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 1005
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DARKNESS
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5330) [19-5-0,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
EERIE BEEF POSITION IS EMPTY
TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
(40-5383) [14-1-0,178]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
HUMPTY DUMPTY BROCCOLI BRIDE
DREAMS WORK (538) TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
(40-5331) [10-20-0,104] (40-5380) [13-3-0,100]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OXY MORONS (537)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 39
2. OXY MORONS (537) 21 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
3. PANDORA'S BOX (522) 21 Unchartered Team
4. THE SHIRE (321) 20
5. DREAMS WORK (538) 7 123C (436)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 45 13 0 77.6 1/ 1 OXY MORONS (537) 9 5 1
2/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 189 86 4 68.7 2/ 7 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 7 3 0
3/ 3 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 96 50 0 65.8 3/ 6 THE SHIRE (321) 7 8 0
4/ 4 DREAMS WORK (538) 84 75 4 52.8 4/ 2 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 6 3 0
5/ 5 OXY MORONS (537) 135 125 6 51.9 5/ 3 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 5 3 0
6/ 6 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1295 1536 36 45.7 6/ 4 DREAMS WORK (538) 3 4 0
7/ 7 THE SHIRE (321) 102 142 4 41.8 7/ 5 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 3 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Coming up with a solid 5-0-0 outing,
PHILANTHROPISTS has advanced 5 places in the rankings. It looks like the guys(?) at
PANDORA'S BOX had a good week as they went 3-1-0 to put them in 5th place. I guess
steroids help! Hey everybody, watch out for THE HEDGE, who flew up 12 points in the
rankings after mashing NEERLY STENN like a melon. Keep your eye on this beast. And
falling like a basher in the top ten was BOBO BOFFINS, who dropped 3 points after a
disappointing (to say the least) bout with DEADLY LOCUST. Drawing on all of its
experience as a 18-5-0 warrior, DARKNESS went for the Duelmastership against BROCCOLI
BRIDE this week. In front of all the crowds, DARKNESS took the Duelmaster's crown
for its own. I give the bum two weeks. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an
onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ZENSU arena. Here's a
song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad OXY MORONS? Big bad OXY MORONS. Big bad
OXY MORONS. ZENSU's afraid of the big bad OXY MORONS. Tra la la la la! Okay, so I
may not be funny, but catch THE SHIRE's act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be
fairly deft at running from OXY MORONS. Well just about everybody wants a piece of
HUMPTY DUMPTY, who was this week's most challenged warrior. FLOODS of PANDORA'S BOX
had better have a good reason for challenging down 14 points in a challenge which it
won. I thought FLOODS showed great skill and promise when it won victory over HUMPTY
DUMPTY. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Remember: alliances are great, but try and
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ZENSU have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Well, there goes another Spy
Report. Good luck in next week's fights. See ya next time I'm on this circuit!--
The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARKNESS 5330 19 5 0 111 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EERIE BEEF 5383 14 1 0 178 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
FLOODS 5263 36 7 0 116 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
BLOOD BATH 1748 17 13 0 114 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 10 20 0 104 DREAMS WORK (538)
PARANOID 1747 20 9 0 101 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 13 3 0 100 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
CRAZY TRAIN 1750 18 12 0 95 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
THE HEDGE 5316 13 11 0 94 THE SHIRE (321)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 10 4 0 89 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
DOS JONES 5272 18 34 0 88 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
SLACK JAW 4147 25 4 0 87 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
-DELUGE 5332 12 7 0 84 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
ROSIE COTTON 5328 9 10 1 77 THE SHIRE (321)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEAD BALLOON 5391 11 4 0 66 OXY MORONS (537)
EXTREME AVERAGE 5404 6 2 0 64 OXY MORONS (537)
SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 15 13 0 62 THE SHIRE (321)
DISEASE 5327 10 10 0 59 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DAVE 5351 5 4 0 45 DREAMS WORK (538)
MOOR PALE 5373 9 17 0 44 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEADLY LOCUST 5375 4 5 0 29 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
POPPY PUDDIFOOT 5418 3 0 0 29 THE SHIRE (321)
GOING NOWHERE 5400 5 7 2 24 OXY MORONS (537)
TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 3 3 2 24 OXY MORONS (537)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOBO BOFFINS 5414 2 2 0 12 THE SHIRE (321)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WINGED PIGMAN 5412 1 0 0 11 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
OSKSI NOBLE 0 0 0 TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 1005 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FLOODS bested HUMPTY DUMPTY in a action packed 3 minute master's Challenge fight.
DARKNESS luckily beat BROCCOLI BRIDE in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge Title melee.
THE HEDGE bested NEERLY STENN in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
DISEASE was luckily beaten by LEAD BALLOON in a 3 minute Challenge match.
DEADLY LOCUST bested BOBO BOFFINS in a popular 1 minute bloody Challenge duel.
TURTLE NEMESIS was narrowly defeated by PARANOID in a 3 minute gory master's brawl.
BLOOD BATH viciously subdued DOS JONES in a action packed 2 minute expert's melee.
EERIE BEEF overpowered ROSIE COTTON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CRAZY TRAIN overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SLACK JAW viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a slow 15 minute brutal bout.
EXTREME AVERAGE subdued DAVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
SANCHO PROUDFOOT devastated MOOR PALE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
GOING NOWHERE slimly lost to POPPY PUDDIFOOT in a 2 minute bout.
TERRIBLE BEAUTY assassinated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WINGED PIGMAN bested PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a exciting 1 minute beginner's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 AIMED BLOW 9 - 3 - 0 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 6 - 0 68 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 12 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 28 - 20 - 2 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 31 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 9 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 22 - 2 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 1005 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DARKNESS 5330 19 5 0 111 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
WALL OF STEEL EERIE BEEF 5383 14 1 0 178 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
LUNGING ATTACK BLOOD BATH 1748 17 13 0 114 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
PARRY-LUNGE BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 13 3 0 100 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
AIMED BLOW TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 10 4 0 89 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331. The most popular warrior this
turn was BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380. The ten other most popular fighters were DISEASE 5327,
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331, BLOOD BATH 1748, WINGED PIGMAN 5412, THE HEDGE 5316, DEADLY
LOCUST 5375, TURTLE NEMESIS 5382, PARANOID 1747, EXTREME AVERAGE 5404, and GOING
NOWHERE 5400.
The least popular fighter this week was SLACK JAW 4147. The other ten least popular
fighters were DAVE 5351, ROSIE COTTON 5328, DOS JONES 5272, BOBO BOFFINS 5414, MOOR
PALE 5373, TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407, SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255, EERIE BEEF 5383, LEAD BALLOON
5391, and FLOODS 5263.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
CRAZY TRAIN (40-1750) PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
NEERLY STENN (40-5273) BEYOND THE PALE (337)