DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/12/2026 Duedate: 06/25/2026
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 1007
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DARKNESS
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5330) [21-5-0,122]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BROCCOLI BRIDE POSITION IS EMPTY
TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
(40-5380) [15-3-0,130]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
HUMPTY DUMPTY BLOOD BATH
DREAMS WORK (538) PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
(40-5331) [10-22-0,102] (40-1748) [18-14-0,106]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OXY MORONS (537)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 24
2. MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277) 24 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
3. PANDORA'S BOX (522) 17 Unchartered Team
4. OXY MORONS (537) 12
5. THE SHIRE (321) 11 MARVEL UNIVERSE (446)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 50 14 0 78.1 1/ 1 OXY MORONS (537) 10 4 1
2/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 193 87 4 68.9 2/ 2 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 8 6 0
3/ 3 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 99 56 0 63.9 3/ 5 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 7 2 0
4/ 4 OXY MORONS (537) 142 128 6 52.6 4/ 3 THE SHIRE (321) 7 5 0
5/ 5 DREAMS WORK (538) 84 79 4 51.5 5/ 4 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 6 3 0
6/ 6 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1297 1538 36 45.7 6/ 0 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277) 2 3 0
7/ 0 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277) 25 34 3 42.4 7/ 7 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 2 5 0
8/ 7 THE SHIRE (321) 106 145 4 42.2 8/ 6 DREAMS WORK (538) 0 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
In the hush of night, the shadows creep,
Where whispered secrets dare not sleep.
A blackened sky, a silent breath,
The world suspended, poised in death.
Yet in this void, a spark may gleam,
A fragile hope, a hidden dream.
Through tangled paths where shadows play,
The heart finds light within the gray.
The dark, a cloak both cold and deep,
Yet teaches strength in silence to keep.
For in the night, our truths confide,
And in the dark, the soul's eyes wide.
-- Darkness, an extraordinary Duelmaster
SPY REPORT
Welcome ZENSU. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the fights have I
fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... What's with BASHFOOL? It
actually beat OXY MORONS' EXTREME AVERAGE, and walked away with 15 more points from
the fight. Laughs were big at OXY MORONS while they watched TERRIBLE BEAUTY clobber
DAVE. He lost 12 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. See
how the Duelmaster challenged DREAMS WORK's HUMPTY DUMPTY? That sort of initiative
is how it got where it is now. HUMPTY DUMPTY was reminded on the sands why DARKNESS
is Duelmaster. I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your
fellow fighters? Tough!
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... ZENSU thinks
PHILANTHROPISTS and their 99-56-0 is too much! If at first you don't succeed, give
up... In my day, no team with a 98-53-0 would scare me off! What's the problem, THE
SHIRE? What do people see in FLOODS? Its 38-7-0? PANDORA'S BOX ain't talkin', but
it's got 127 points.
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor. You
young rapscallions, take note!
Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt.
ZENSU is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places. Time for my
medication, so I'll leave now. Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARKNESS 5330 21 5 0 122 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 15 3 0 130 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
FLOODS 5263 38 7 0 127 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
BLOOD BATH 1748 18 14 0 106 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
EERIE BEEF 5383 15 2 0 104 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 10 22 0 102 DREAMS WORK (538)
PARANOID 1747 21 10 0 99 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 12 4 0 99 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
SLACK JAW 4147 26 5 0 93 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
DOS JONES 5272 19 35 0 92 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE HEDGE 5316 14 12 0 89 THE SHIRE (321)
SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 16 14 0 83 THE SHIRE (321)
-ROSIE COTTON 5328 9 11 1 78 THE SHIRE (321)
LEAD BALLOON 5391 13 4 0 72 OXY MORONS (537)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MY FIRST THREE 2478 8 9 1 66 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
DISEASE 5327 10 11 0 61 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
BASHFOOL 2568 6 4 1 61 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 5 3 2 59 OXY MORONS (537)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EXTREME AVERAGE 5404 6 4 0 49 OXY MORONS (537)
MOOR PALE 5373 10 18 0 48 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
GOING NOWHERE 5400 6 8 2 40 OXY MORONS (537)
DAVE 5351 5 6 0 38 DREAMS WORK (538)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DEADLY LOCUST 5375 4 5 0 29 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
-POPPY PUDDIFOOT 5418 3 0 0 29 THE SHIRE (321)
BOBO BOFFINS 5414 4 2 0 28 THE SHIRE (321)
TOUCH SOMEONE 2546 3 5 0 27 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
GEEK 5377 2 0 0 26 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BITTERSWEET 5419 2 0 0 23 OXY MORONS (537)
SCARY 2544 1 3 0 20 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
WINGED PIGMAN 5412 1 2 0 5 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DARKNESS bested HUMPTY DUMPTY in a 2 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
FLOODS luckily beat BLOOD BATH in a popular 5 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
DISEASE was unbelievably bested by LEAD BALLOON in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
WINGED PIGMAN was demolished by BITTERSWEET in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
BROCCOLI BRIDE savagely defeated PARANOID in a 3 minute veteran's struggle.
EERIE BEEF overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
TURTLE NEMESIS won victory over DOS JONES in a action packed 1 minute expert's fight.
SANCHO PROUDFOOT was defeated by SLACK JAW in a 3 minute veteran's fight.
THE HEDGE overcame MY FIRST THREE in a 2 minute veteran's bout.
EXTREME AVERAGE was subdued by BASHFOOL in a 1 minute match.
GOING NOWHERE slimly lost to DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
TERRIBLE BEAUTY demolished DAVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MOOR PALE overcame TOUCH SOMEONE in a action packed 1 minute fight.
GEEK overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
SCARY was viciously subdued by BOBO BOFFINS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 AIMED BLOW 10 - 3 - 0 77 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 27 - 11 - 0 71 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 5 - 0 71 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 28 - 16 - 2 64 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 8 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 38 - 0 42 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 22 - 2 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 1007 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 6 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DARKNESS 5330 21 5 0 122 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
PARRY-LUNGE BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 15 3 0 130 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
LUNGING ATTACK BLOOD BATH 1748 18 14 0 106 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
WALL OF STEEL EERIE BEEF 5383 15 2 0 104 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
AIMED BLOW TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 12 4 0 99 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
BASHING ATTACK BASHFOOL 2568 6 4 1 61 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
SLASHING ATTACK TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 5 3 2 59 OXY MORONS (537)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331. The most popular warrior this
turn was BLOOD BATH 1748. The ten other most popular fighters were DISEASE 5327,
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331, BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380, SCARY 2544, FLOODS 5263, LEAD BALLOON 5391,
PARANOID 1747, THE HEDGE 5316, MY FIRST THREE 2478, and MOOR PALE 5373.
The least popular fighter this week was EXTREME AVERAGE 5404. The other ten least
popular fighters were WINGED PIGMAN 5412, TOUCH SOMEONE 2546, DAVE 5351, GOING
NOWHERE 5400, SLACK JAW 4147, DOS JONES 5272, GEEK 5377, BOBO BOFFINS 5414, TERRIBLE
BEAUTY 5407, and BASHFOOL 2568.