DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/26/2025 Duedate: 01/08/2026
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 995
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FLOODS
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5263) [28-6-0,144]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FLOODS MCNERDJOY
PANDORA'S BOX (522) THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
(40-5263) [28-6-0,144] (40-5352) [5-3-0,46]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
NEERLY STENN HUMPTY DUMPTY
BEYOND THE PALE (337) DREAMS WORK (538)
(40-5273) [17-25-1,97] (40-5331) [9-11-0,104]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DIRTY DOZENS (333)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DIRTY DOZENS (333) 25
2. BEYOND THE PALE (337) 24 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
3. OXY MORONS (537) 22 Unchartered Team
4. DREAMS WORK (538) 10
5. THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542) -3 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 22 7 0 75.9 1/ 1 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 9 5 0
2/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 171 75 4 69.5 2/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 7 4 0
3- 3 OLD SCHOOL 49ERS (513) 15 9 0 62.5 3/ 3 OXY MORONS (537) 7 6 0
4/ 4 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 103 74 2 58.2 4/ 4 DREAMS WORK (538) 5 3 0
5/ 5 DREAMS WORK (538) 73 59 4 55.3 5/ 5*THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 5 4 0
6/ 8 OXY MORONS (537) 108 107 2 50.2 6- 6 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 3 0 0
7/ 9*THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 10 11 0 47.6 7- 7 THE SHIRE (321) 3 6 0
8/10 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1286 1515 36 45.9 8/ 8 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 2 8 0
9-11 THE SHIRE (321) 87 129 4 40.3 9/10*BIG DATA ENERGY (547) 1 2 0
10/ 7*BIG DATA ENERGY (547) 1 2 0 33.3 10-11 OLD SCHOOL 49ERS (513) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
ZENSU brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Now let's all watch OXY MORONS' heads
swell from their 3-1-0 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big shots, big talk, big deal. Of
course, we're all terribly impressed to see NEERLY STENN win a fight and gain 23
points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, NEERLY STENN beat DARKNESS and DARKNESS lost 13 points.
You're breakin' my heart. Looks like ZENSU has some guts at least, FLOODS the
Duelmaster was this turn's most-challenged warrior. Going for broke or broken, our
Duelmaster HUMPTY DUMPTY challenged this turn. And if variety is the spice of life,
ZENSU may be getting bland, as FLOODS stays top dog in the city. The Victory Tavern,
humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From
ZENSU's trash dumps?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
ZENSU, I am losing what little hope I had in you. OXY MORONS the most avoided team?
What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And who led the way in this mass act of
cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was DIRTY DOZENS. Ha ha ha ha! I
guess I can give a little credit to GOING NOWHERE of OXY MORONS for challenging up by
20 to WATSON. GOING NOWHERE won to get 16 points of recognition.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for ZENSU's
morgue. More variety. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLOODS 5263 28 6 0 144 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EXPRESS MAIL 5323 19 9 0 126 OXY MORONS (537)
KEN 5297 14 19 0 117 DREAMS WORK (538)
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 9 11 0 104 DREAMS WORK (538)
DELUGE 5332 11 4 0 101 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
SWEET SORROW 5335 14 9 1 98 OXY MORONS (537)
NEERLY STENN 5273 17 25 1 97 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-HENCE MODE 4713 8 2 0 95 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RICE 80 5076 14 5 0 81 OLD SCHOOL 49ERS (513)
DOS JONES 5272 16 26 0 74 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-THE HEDGE 5316 10 8 0 73 THE SHIRE (321)
-EERIE BEEF 5383 5 0 0 71 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
DARKNESS 5330 14 2 0 67 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 5 1 0 63 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
-ROSIE COTTON 5328 7 7 1 57 THE SHIRE (321)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 10 12 0 51 THE SHIRE (321)
-CALCULATED RISK 5372 3 0 0 49 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
MCNERDJOY 5352 5 3 0 46 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
WANDA 5376 7 1 0 45 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
CHERUB OF JUSTICE 5349 6 7 0 45 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
-BOBO BOFFINS 5326 7 6 0 42 THE SHIRE (321)
DISEASE 5327 8 8 0 40 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BELLADONNA TOOK 5313 6 13 0 31 THE SHIRE (321)
MOOR PALE 5373 6 10 0 28 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CEPHUS 5379 2 2 0 28 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DEADLY LOCUST 5375 2 3 0 26 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEAD BALLOON 5391 4 1 0 19 OXY MORONS (537)
WATSON 5394 1 2 0 17 BIG DATA ENERGY (547)
GOING NOWHERE 5400 1 1 0 16 OXY MORONS (537)
51ST STATE 5371 2 2 0 14 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
ICEMAN 5385 3 3 0 12 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FLOODS unbelievably bested HUMPTY DUMPTY in a 4 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
DISEASE was overcome by MCNERDJOY in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
CEPHUS viciously subdued 51ST STATE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory Challenge brawl.
GOING NOWHERE luckily beat WATSON in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody Challenge match.
LEAD BALLOON won victory over ICEMAN in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
DELUGE devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SWEET SORROW was unbelievably bested by KEN in a 5 minute expert's fight.
EXPRESS MAIL vanquished DOS JONES in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
NEERLY STENN overpowered DARKNESS in a action packed 3 minute gory one-sided fight.
WANDA outlasted THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a tiresome 16 minute match.
CHERUB OF JUSTICE devastated MOOR PALE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 5 TOTAL PARRY 34 - 6 - 1 85 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 8 - 0 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 7 - 5 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 23 - 18 - 0 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 23 - 0 44 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 31 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 23 - 0 26 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 995 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY FLOODS 5263 28 6 0 144 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
SLASHING ATTACK EXPRESS MAIL 5323 19 9 0 126 OXY MORONS (537)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL SWEET SORROW 5335 14 9 1 98 OXY MORONS (537)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is NEERLY STENN 5273. The most popular warrior this
turn was HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331. The ten other most popular fighters were WATSON 5394,
CEPHUS 5379, SWEET SORROW 5335, NEERLY STENN 5273, ICEMAN 5385, DISEASE 5327, KEN
5297, FLOODS 5263, 51ST STATE 5371, and DELUGE 5332.
The least popular fighter this week was WANDA 5376. The other ten least popular
fighters were LEAD BALLOON 5391, MOOR PALE 5373, DOS JONES 5272, DARKNESS 5330, GOING
NOWHERE 5400, MCNERDJOY 5352, CHERUB OF JUSTICE 5349, EXPRESS MAIL 5323, DELUGE 5332,
and 51ST STATE 5371.