DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/23/2026 Duedate: 02/05/2026
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 997
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FLOODS
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5263) [30-6-0,155]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FLOODS POSITION IS EMPTY
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5263) [30-6-0,155]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
HUMPTY DUMPTY SWEET SORROW
DREAMS WORK (538) OXY MORONS (537)
(40-5331) [9-13-0,104] (40-5335) [15-10-1,84]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OXY MORONS (537)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 51
2. PANDORA'S BOX (522) 44 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
3. DREAMS WORK (538) 26 Unchartered Team
4. DIRTY DOZENS (333) 24
5. GR8 PL8TS (499) 9 (79)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 26 8 0 76.5 1/ 1 OXY MORONS (537) 7 5 0
2/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 175 76 4 69.7 2/ 2 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 6 2 0
3- 3 OLD SCHOOL 49ERS (513) 15 10 0 60.0 3/ 3 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 6 3 0
4/ 4 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 106 75 2 58.6 4/ 4 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 4 1 0
5/ 0 GR8 PL8TS (499) 28 21 2 57.1 5/ 7 DREAMS WORK (538) 3 4 0
6/ 5 DREAMS WORK (538) 75 62 4 54.7 6/ 8 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 3 6 0
7/ 6 OXY MORONS (537) 112 111 2 50.2 7- 5 THE SHIRE (321) 2 2 0
8- 7*BIG DATA ENERGY (547) 2 2 0 50.0 8- 9*BIG DATA ENERGY (547) 1 1 0
9/ 8 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1288 1519 36 45.9 9/ 6 THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 1 3 0
10/ 9 THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 10 13 0 43.5 10/ 0 GR8 PL8TS (499) 0 3 0
11-10 THE SHIRE (321) 89 131 4 40.5 11-10 OLD SCHOOL 49ERS (513) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon ZENSU, for I,
Novgorodny Vir, have returned! Good things come to those who fight well, as
PANDORA'S BOX can attest, moving up by 0. PANDORA'S BOX had cause to celebrate,
after DARKNESS got 26 points by beating SWEET SORROW. SWEET SORROW certainly had a
baffled expression on hers face, after losing to DARKNESS and losing 23 points in the
process! Duelmaster FLOODS from PANDORA'S BOX is going for the gold, as it
challenged DREAMS WORK's HUMPTY DUMPTY. Ooh, the excitement! HUMPTY DUMPTY found
out that ZENSU isn't a democracy. You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here!
So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees?
Someone's got a basic problem...
So much to report, so little time! To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in
BEYOND THE PALE are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em. Like
a pup with its tail between its legs, PANDORA'S BOX scurried away from BEYOND THE
PALE. Oh, the shame! Is it charming personality? Conversational abilities? Good
oral hygiene? Whatever it is, HUMPTY DUMPTY is the most challenged warrior.
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A
certain tavern in ZENSU would I avoid!
All good things must come to an end. As the seasons change, and the creatures
of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place. Can anything
compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for ZENSU? On that giddy note I take
my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLOODS 5263 30 6 0 155 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KEN 5297 15 20 0 104 DREAMS WORK (538)
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 9 13 0 104 DREAMS WORK (538)
-DELUGE 5332 11 4 0 101 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
YU CRYN 4977 13 10 2 94 GR8 PL8TS (499)
DARKNESS 5330 15 2 0 93 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
EERIE BEEF 5383 6 1 0 93 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THE HEDGE 5316 11 8 0 90 THE SHIRE (321)
SWEET SORROW 5335 15 10 1 84 OXY MORONS (537)
BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 7 1 0 81 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
NEERLY STENN 5273 17 27 1 79 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
DOS JONES 5272 17 27 0 78 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-RICE 80 5076 14 6 0 70 OLD SCHOOL 49ERS (513)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 11 12 0 55 THE SHIRE (321)
CHERUB OF JUSTICE 5349 7 7 0 55 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
DISEASE 5327 9 8 0 52 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CEPHUS 5379 3 2 0 47 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
MCNERDJOY 5352 5 5 0 46 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 5 1 0 45 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
MOOR PALE 5373 7 11 0 38 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WANDA 5376 7 2 0 32 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
-WATSON 5394 2 2 0 28 BIG DATA ENERGY (547)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEAD BALLOON 5391 5 2 0 23 OXY MORONS (537)
-DEADLY LOCUST 5375 2 4 0 21 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
ICEMAN 5385 4 3 0 20 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
DAVE 5351 1 0 0 19 DREAMS WORK (538)
-51ST STATE 5371 2 2 0 14 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOING NOWHERE 5400 1 3 0 6 OXY MORONS (537)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CLR BLND 5276 0 1 0 GR8 PL8TS 499 WURM KIN 997 NONE
NOOB 4973 0 2 0 GR8 PL8TS 499 WURM KIN 997 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NOOB was viciously butchered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CLR BLND was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
FLOODS luckily beat HUMPTY DUMPTY in a 3 minute expert's Challenge Title fight.
EXPRESS MAIL overpowered NEERLY STENN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SWEET SORROW was unbelievably bested by DARKNESS in a popular 5 minute expert's brawl.
KEN luckily beat YU CRYN in a popular 3 minute gruesome master's brawl.
DOS JONES was vanquished by EERIE BEEF in a 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
BROCCOLI BRIDE overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
CHERUB OF JUSTICE overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
DISEASE subdued MCNERDJOY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute master's match.
WANDA was viciously subdued by TURTLE NEMESIS in a 3 minute brutal battle.
LEAD BALLOON was viciously subdued by MOOR PALE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
CEPHUS defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
ICEMAN vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
GOING NOWHERE was devastated by DAVE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 30 - 6 - 1 83 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 AIMED BLOW 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 23 - 23 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 21 - 0 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 28 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 21 - 0 22 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 997 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY FLOODS 5263 30 6 0 155 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
LUNGING ATTACK YU CRYN 4977 13 10 2 94 GR8 PL8TS (499)
WALL OF STEEL EERIE BEEF 5383 6 1 0 93 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
PARRY-LUNGE BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 7 1 0 81 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK DISEASE 5327 9 8 0 52 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
AIMED BLOW TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 5 1 0 45 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331. The most popular warrior this
turn was SWEET SORROW 5335. The ten other most popular fighters were YU CRYN 4977,
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331, DISEASE 5327, MOOR PALE 5373, CEPHUS 5379, TURTLE NEMESIS 5382,
FLOODS 5263, CHERUB OF JUSTICE 5349, NOOB 4973, and DARKNESS 5330.
The least popular fighter this week was GOING NOWHERE 5400. The other ten least
popular fighters were LEAD BALLOON 5391, WANDA 5376, DOS JONES 5272, CLR BLND 5276,
ICEMAN 5385, NEERLY STENN 5273, DAVE 5351, MCNERDJOY 5352, BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380, and
EERIE BEEF 5383.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
EXPRESS MAIL (40-5323) OXY MORONS (537)