DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/14/2025 Duedate: 11/27/2025
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 992
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FLOODS
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5263) [25-6-0,126]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FLOODS CALCULATED RISK
PANDORA'S BOX (522) THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
(40-5263) [25-6-0,126] (40-5372) [1-0-0,14]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
DAN'S GHOST HUMPTY DUMPTY
BEYOND THE PALE (337) DREAMS WORK (538)
(40-5196) [20-36-1,97] (40-5331) [9-8-0,97]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OXY MORONS (537)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DREAMS WORK (538) 37
2. THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542) 15 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
3. BEYOND THE PALE (337) 9 Unchartered Team
4. PANDORA'S BOX (522) 6
5. VABOROUGHS (240) 3 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 19 7 0 73.1 1/ 1 OXY MORONS (537) 9 4 0
2/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 164 71 4 69.8 2/ 2 DREAMS WORK (538) 7 5 0
3/ 0 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 94 69 2 57.7 3/ 3 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 6 3 0
4/ 4 DREAMS WORK (538) 68 56 4 54.8 4- 6 AQUARIAN TAROT (235) 3 1 0
5/ 5 VABOROUGHS (240) 93 84 3 52.5 5- 4 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277) 3 1 0
6/ 6 OXY MORONS (537) 101 101 2 50.0 6/ 7 VABOROUGHS (240) 2 1 0
7- 7 AQUARIAN TAROT (235) 56 65 1 46.3 7- 8 THE SHIRE (321) 2 2 0
8/ 8 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1284 1507 36 46.0 8/ 0 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 2 3 0
9- 9 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277) 23 31 3 42.6 9/10 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 2 10 0
10/ 0*THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 5 7 0 41.7 10/ 0*THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 1 1 0
11-10 THE SHIRE (321) 84 123 4 40.6 11- 5 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon ZENSU, for I,
Novgorodny Vir, have returned! He who laughs last didn't get the joke. Speaking of
laughing at jokes, observe TMM EXPERIMENTS 103. Last week they got 0-0-0 to drop by
6! DREAMS WORK had cause to celebrate, after GLORIA got 18 points by beating GRANDPA
JACK. GRANDPA JACK certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to
GLORIA and losing 36 points in the process! Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster
were disappointed by HUMPTY DUMPTY, of DREAMS WORK, who despite a 9-8-0 couldn't
overcome ZENSU's Number 1. Word has it one team in ZENSU is taking speech lessons to
try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works.
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in PANDORA'S
BOX are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em. The warriors of
PANDORA'S BOX found their efforts at combat frustrated as OXY MORONS apparently had
more important things to do than fight. Is it charming personality? Conversational
abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, MILITANT PACIFIST is the most
challenged warrior.
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Q: What's a record like 20-20-0 get you? A: A free trip to the Dark Arena! This
week's winner: MILITANT PACIFIST of OXY MORONS! Oh hard! that to strike a flame,
the match itself must needs be wasting!
Leave me now, you base fools! As the seasons change, and the creatures of the
wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place. Do not despair! I
shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLOODS 5263 25 6 0 126 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EXPRESS MAIL 5323 16 9 0 117 OXY MORONS (537)
GLORIA 5298 16 14 2 104 DREAMS WORK (538)
-DELUGE 5332 10 3 0 104 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
SWEET SORROW 5335 13 7 1 99 OXY MORONS (537)
DAN'S GHOST 5196 20 36 1 97 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 9 8 0 97 DREAMS WORK (538)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRANDPA JACK 5311 15 4 1 89 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
-THE HEDGE 5316 10 6 0 84 THE SHIRE (321)
NEERLY STENN 5273 16 23 1 83 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
DOS JONES 5272 16 23 0 74 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
KEN 5297 11 19 0 72 DREAMS WORK (538)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DARKNESS 5330 12 1 0 65 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
-MY FIRST THREE 2478 8 8 1 64 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 4 1 0 54 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
-ROSIE COTTON 5328 6 6 1 53 THE SHIRE (321)
-SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 9 11 0 46 THE SHIRE (321)
-BASHFOOL 2568 5 4 1 46 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
DULLES 4264 9 7 0 44 VABOROUGHS (240)
DISEASE 5327 8 6 0 43 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
-THE HIEROPHANT 2621 8 16 1 41 AQUARIAN TAROT (235)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOOR PALE 5373 5 8 0 30 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-BELLADONNA TOOK 5313 6 11 0 29 THE SHIRE (321)
-TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 4 1 0 27 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
-TOUCH SOMEONE 2546 3 4 0 27 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ICEMAN 5385 2 1 0 26 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WANDA 5376 4 1 0 21 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
-GEEK 5377 1 0 0 20 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
CHERUB OF JUSTICE 5349 3 7 0 16 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
LEAD BALLOON 5391 2 0 0 14 OXY MORONS (537)
CALCULATED RISK 5372 1 0 0 14 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
CEPHUS 5379 1 0 0 13 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
51ST STATE 5371 0 1 0 1 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MILITANT PACIFIS 5290 20 21 0 OXY MORONS 537 STONE GOLEM 992 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MILITANT PACIFIST was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
FLOODS luckily beat HUMPTY DUMPTY in a popular 4 minute veteran's Title melee.
BOB devastated DAN'S GHOST in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
EXPRESS MAIL overpowered DOS JONES in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GRANDPA JACK was bested by GLORIA in a popular 1 minute duel.
SWEET SORROW viciously subdued KEN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory master's match.
NEERLY STENN handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DULLES narrowly defeated MOOR PALE in a 4 minute duel.
DISEASE won victory over ICEMAN in a 1 minute veteran vs. novice fight.
CHERUB OF JUSTICE slimly lost to LEAD BALLOON in a slow 10 minute brutal bout.
WANDA luckily beat CULT MEMBER in a crowd pleasing 9 minute competition.
CEPHUS viciously subdued 51ST STATE in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
CALCULATED RISK overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 34 - 13 - 1 72 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 AIMED BLOW 12 - 5 - 0 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 13 - 0 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 26 - 20 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 11 - 0 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 21 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 13 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 27 - 0 23 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 992 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY FLOODS 5263 25 6 0 126 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
SLASHING ATTACK EXPRESS MAIL 5323 16 9 0 117 OXY MORONS (537)
BASHING ATTACK GLORIA 5298 16 14 2 104 DREAMS WORK (538)
WALL OF STEEL SWEET SORROW 5335 13 7 1 99 OXY MORONS (537)
LUNGING ATTACK HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 9 8 0 97 DREAMS WORK (538)
STRIKING ATTACK GRANDPA JACK 5311 15 4 1 89 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DAN'S GHOST 5196. The most popular warrior this
turn was HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331. The ten other most popular fighters were SWEET SORROW
5335, CEPHUS 5379, DULLES 4264, MOOR PALE 5373, NEERLY STENN 5273, CALCULATED RISK
5372, FLOODS 5263, EXPRESS MAIL 5323, GRANDPA JACK 5311, and GLORIA 5298.
The least popular fighter this week was LEAD BALLOON 5391. The other ten least
popular fighters were WANDA 5376, CHERUB OF JUSTICE 5349, 51ST STATE 5371, ICEMAN
5385, DOS JONES 5272, KEN 5297, DAN'S GHOST 5196, DISEASE 5327, GLORIA 5298, and
GRANDPA JACK 5311.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
DAN'S GHOST (40-5196) BEYOND THE PALE (337)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
MILITANT PACIFIST (40-5290) OXY MORONS (537)
BOB (40-5296) DREAMS WORK (538)