DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/18/2026 Duedate: 10/01/2026
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 1014
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LEAD BALLOON
OXY MORONS (537)
(40-5391) [18-6-0,134]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LEAD BALLOON POSITION IS EMPTY
OXY MORONS (537)
(40-5391) [18-6-0,134]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
HUMPTY DUMPTY HUMPTY DUMPTY
DREAMS WORK (538) DREAMS WORK (538)
(40-5331) [11-28-0,101] (40-5331) [11-28-0,101]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OXY MORONS (537)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OXY MORONS (537) 25
2. DREAMS WORK (538) 7 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
3. BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1 Unchartered Team
4. TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) -12
ON FROZEN POND (386)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 60 16 0 78.9 1/ 1 OXY MORONS (537) 10 2 1
2- 3 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 199 94 4 67.9 2/ 2 DREAMS WORK (538) 4 2 0
3- 4 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 106 70 0 60.2 3- 3 THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 2 1 1
4- 5 GR8 PL8TS (499) 33 27 3 55.0 4- 6 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 2 1 0
5/ 6 OXY MORONS (537) 162 140 7 53.6 5/ 4 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 1 2 0
6/ 7 DREAMS WORK (538) 91 86 4 51.4 6- 7 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 1 4 0
7- 8 THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 15 16 1 48.4 7/ 9 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 0 5 0
8/ 9 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1298 1550 36 45.6 8-10 THE SHIRE (321) 0 4 0
9-10 THE SHIRE (321) 107 150 4 41.6 9- 5 GR8 PL8TS (499) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. ZENSU needs a spyreport." Oh, well. I don't wanna hurt
anybody's feelings or anything, but GR8 PL8TS really goofed with their 0-0-0. MVP
award for DAVE? DREAMS WORK's proud of him after beating TURTLE NEMESIS and getting
14 points. Talk about yer big time losers! TURTLE NEMESIS got smashed by DAVE, and
lost 12 points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think LEAD
BALLOON should let HUMPTY DUMPTY be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about
it. I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want
photogenic fighters for PR photos.
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it.
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All ZENSU ever talks about is fighting! Me,
I'm more laid back. It was kind of sad, seeing old MOOR PALE stumbling around the
arena, before EXTREME AVERAGE finished him off. Oh well! Fight, fight, fight. Is
that all you guys can do?
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I gotta leave. ZENSU is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEAD BALLOON 5391 18 6 0 134 OXY MORONS (537)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DAVE 5351 11 7 0 130 DREAMS WORK (538)
-SLACK JAW 4147 29 7 0 110 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 11 28 0 101 DREAMS WORK (538)
TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 10 5 2 100 OXY MORONS (537)
-DARKNESS 5330 24 6 0 97 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-YU CRYN 4977 16 13 2 88 GR8 PL8TS (499)
-BLOOD BATH 1748 20 17 0 77 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
-SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 16 16 0 75 THE SHIRE (321)
-ROSIE COTTON 5328 9 12 1 75 THE SHIRE (321)
GOING NOWHERE 5400 11 10 2 73 OXY MORONS (537)
EXTREME AVERAGE 5404 10 7 1 70 OXY MORONS (537)
-MCNERDJOY 5352 8 5 0 69 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-51ST STATE 5371 4 2 1 48 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-POPPY PUDDIFOOT 5418 3 1 0 24 THE SHIRE (321)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MOOR PALE 5373 11 24 0 BEYOND THE PALE 337 EXTREME AVERAGE 5404 1014
BITTERSWEET 5419 3 3 0 OXY MORONS 537 ZRO KIDZ 5348 1011
BOBO BOFFINS 5414 5 3 0 THE SHIRE 321 51ST STATE 5371 1012
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LEAD BALLOON bested HUMPTY DUMPTY in a action packed 3 minute master's Title fight.
TERRIBLE BEAUTY savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute gory melee.
DAVE viciously subdued TURTLE NEMESIS in a popular 2 minute gory master's brawl.
GOING NOWHERE demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
EXTREME AVERAGE assassinated MOOR PALE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 9 - 0 73 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 4 - 0 71 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 12 - 1 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 36 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 20 - 2 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 10 - 0 33 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 - 0 29 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 1014 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 5 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY LEAD BALLOON 5391 18 6 0 134 OXY MORONS (537)
LUNGING ATTACK DAVE 5351 11 7 0 130 DREAMS WORK (538)
SLASHING ATTACK TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 10 5 2 100 OXY MORONS (537)
WALL OF STEEL GOING NOWHERE 5400 11 10 2 73 OXY MORONS (537)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331. The most popular warrior this
turn was HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331. The ten other most popular fighters were DAVE 5351,
TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407, LEAD BALLOON 5391, GOING NOWHERE 5400, EXTREME AVERAGE 5404,
MOOR PALE 5373, 0, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was MOOR PALE 5373. The other ten least popular
fighters were EXTREME AVERAGE 5404, GOING NOWHERE 5400, LEAD BALLOON 5391, TERRIBLE
BEAUTY 5407, DAVE 5351, HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331, 0, 0, 0, and 0.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
LEAD BALLOON (40-5391) OXY MORONS (537)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
FLOODS (40-5263) PANDORA'S BOX (522)
TURTLE NEMESIS (40-5382) TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)