DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/06/2026 Duedate: 01/19/2026
KATI-TEI ARENA
DM 41 TURN 993
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JARCK MYSIR
KILLERS (42)
(41-1128) [24-16-6,94]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JARCK MYSIR HACHETTE
KILLERS (42) WRATHMEN 25-41 (493)
(41-1128) [24-16-6,94] (41-5662) [2-1-0,41]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
DUSTMITE TWITTER BEEF
THE LOSERS (476) FURIOUS FOOD (485)
(41-5628) [13-7-0,73] (41-5530) [8-2-0,93]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
NAWLINS RU2 (481)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. NAWLINS RU2 (481) 17
2. THE LOSERS (476) 16 FURIOUS FOOD (485)
3. TEMERE (491) 13 Unchartered Team
4. WRATHMEN 25-41 (493) 12
5. TREE OF WOE (484) 10 WRATHMEN 25-41 (493)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 FURIOUS FOOD (485) 23 11 1 67.6 1/ 1 NAWLINS RU2 (481) 6 1 0
2/ 7*WRATHMEN 25-41 (493) 2 1 0 66.7 2- 4 DEATH'S ARMY (392) 4 5 0
3- 2 PHILANTHROPISTS (409) 25 14 0 64.1 3/ 2 KILLERS (42) 4 11 1
4/ 3 NAWLINS RU2 (481) 127 75 5 62.9 4/ 7 THE LOSERS (476) 3 0 0
5/ 5 TREE OF WOE (484) 36 25 2 59.0 5- 5 PHILANTHROPISTS (409) 3 2 0
6- 6 CONSTRUCTION (186) 23 23 2 50.0 6/ 3 TREE OF WOE (484) 3 3 0
7/ 4*COLD COVEY (492) 3 3 1 50.0 7/ 8*WRATHMEN 25-41 (493) 2 0 0
8/ 8 KILLERS (42) 128 147 19 46.5 8/ 6 FURIOUS FOOD (485) 2 0 0
9- 9 DEATH'S ARMY (392) 121 160 4 43.1 9-10 CONSTRUCTION (186) 1 1 0
10/10 THE LOSERS (476) 106 145 9 42.2 10/11 TEMERE (491) 1 2 0
11/11 TEMERE (491) 9 22 0 29.0 11/ 9*COLD COVEY (492) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
The native girl gave Orv a surprised smile. "You have some herb lore, do you?"
"You could say that," the little spirit replied with an answering smile. "I'm a
land healer. When we're done with the monsters, I will heal the poisoned land here
before I go home."
"I'll pass the word. Maybe some farmers will come and say which fields need
help."
The group of adventurers moved on down the flower-lined road, toward the forest
with the dark and foggy spot in the middle.
Vengeance said, "This chaos gate, is it a big visible stone gate, like when we
fought in Gateway Arena?"
Orv shook his, or her, or its head. "It is a wound in Ghea, which has festered
through the volcanic flow Sheila Greywand used to try and seal it. The world beyond
that breach is as poisonous to our world as our world is to that world." Shaking its
head, it spat to the side, as though tasting something vile. "The breach is under the
polluted water and I don't recommend going through to the other side. It's likely
that the enemy will be on this side, maybe in the water as the poison comforts them.
In case you have to enter the water, I'll make you a salve to protect your bodies and
your equipment, but that won't last more than an hour."
Tortured Trout frowned as he strode down the road. "Sounds like it would be best
to lure them out of the water. What can we do to really piss them off?"
Orv gasped a surprised laugh, sounding as innocent as a child -- a child with
mischief on its mind. "I don't know them well, but I'd guess these invaders are
fanatics who take themselves very seriously. If they think you are making fun of
them..."
Marduk nodded. "So, we pants them."
Teetotaler shook his head. "Nnn... ah. We're talking about making them come out
of the water to fight us. How would that work?"
"I could make an illusion," Trout suggested, rubbing his bearded chin.
Teddy Brewster shrugged. "When we see them, we should simply charge!"
"We hide in the trees," said Vengeance. "Trout makes an illusion of a farmer
pantsing one of the poison weasels. They get offended and come ashore to deal with
it. THEN we charge. Hmm. There are six of us, and seven of them. Orv, do you
fight?"
The little spirit shook its head, then said, "Well... it depends. You can see
that I'm not as big and strong as all of you."
"But you are of Ghea," said Tortured Trout. "Can you poison those things with a
touch?"
"Oh. Yes, I suppose so. But if I am slain, I can't heal the land."
"We won't include you in the fighting line, then. Or Trout, either. You guys
are support. The five of us can take those evil weasels."
They had been walking rapidly as they made their plans. Now, they were in the
forest, which looked sick. It was mostly oak and maple and sycamore trees, which
should have had green leaves on this warm island, but all the leaves were shriveled
and black, and curled up on the ground. The tree skeletons looked twisted, as though
they were in pain. The group of fighters walked up a small rise in the land, and
looked down upon a swamp, pools of bubbling yellowish water that stank of sulfur and
rot.
Vengeance looked at Orv. "Can you tell where they are?"
The nature spirit stretched out its arm, pointing at a particularly large pool.
"Four of them. The other three might still be in their own world."
Teddy Brewster shifted his feet, hefted his sword, and snorted. "Let's just
charge."
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. KATI-TEI needs a spyreport." Oh, well. THE LOSERS like
really fought hard to move up to 4th from 7th. Way to go! MVP award for DUSTMITE?
THE LOSERS' proud of him after beating ZULA and getting 16 points. Talk about yer
major upsets! KRUUL's match with FIRE STING cost him a loss of 8 points! Oh, wow,
like the Duelmaster must be the most popular gal in all KATI-TEI. She got the most
challenges. (But what about proposals?) Don't you think the Duelmaster is being
unfair? I think VALERIA should let JARCK MYSIR be Duelmaster for a while, without
fighting about it. I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours
sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? COLD COVEY was the most avoided team. Is a 3-3-1
record really that scary? I don't know what KILLERS' been doing. They certainly
haven't been accepting many fights from COLD COVEY, that's fer sher.
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job,
that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JARCK MYSIR 1128 24 16 6 94 KILLERS (42)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GHOST PEPPER 5528 10 3 1 96 FURIOUS FOOD (485)
TWITTER BEEF 5530 8 2 0 93 FURIOUS FOOD (485)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JASO 4570 9 4 0 87 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
-OGLCU 4567 7 3 0 79 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
-DUCT MAN 2190 10 11 0 77 CONSTRUCTION (186)
DUSTMITE 5628 13 7 0 73 THE LOSERS (476)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TROLLEY 5623 9 6 0 66 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
ZULA 5515 12 7 0 63 TREE OF WOE (484)
-I DRANK WHAT?! 5645 7 2 0 61 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
-UNDEAD CAT WOMAN 5567 12 18 0 59 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FRENCH QTR. 5667 4 1 0 55 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
FIRE STING 5613 9 14 0 51 TEMERE (491)
-SPLURG 4571 5 1 0 51 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
VOODOO 5639 7 4 0 50 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
PELICAN 5615 7 2 0 45 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
-DEADLY DIADEM 5641 6 4 0 41 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
KRUUL 5666 5 3 2 41 KILLERS (42)
HACHETTE 5662 2 1 0 41 WRATHMEN 25-41 (493)
-BROKEN BRAKE LINE 5607 10 8 0 38 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SLURVE 4569 3 3 0 30 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZHARVOX 5663 5 4 4 23 KILLERS (42)
WINTER 5636 2 3 1 22 COLD COVEY (492)
VARKHUL 5655 5 5 0 20 KILLERS (42)
SAINTS 5670 3 0 1 18 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
-CRYPTO-COLLAPSE 5649 1 1 0 6 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DRAVOK 5654 4 6 0 KILLERS 42 SHEWISH GIANT 993 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DRAVOK was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
VALERIA devastated JARCK MYSIR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
ZULA was subdued by DUSTMITE in a action packed 2 minute fight.
TWITTER BEEF viciously subdued TROLLEY in a popular 4 minute gory contest.
KRUUL was luckily beaten by FIRE STING in a crowd pleasing 4 minute competition.
VOODOO overpowered WINTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PELICAN devastated VARKHUL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HACHETTE handily defeated ZHARVOX in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SAINTS won victory over POLITE BEGGAR in a crowd boring 5 minute novice's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 3 - 0 75 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 5 - 1 62 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 16 - 2 61 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 17 - 12 - 0 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 9 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 18 - 5 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
Turn 993 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE JARCK MYSIR 1128 24 16 6 94 KILLERS (42)
SLASHING ATTACK TWITTER BEEF 5530 8 2 0 93 FURIOUS FOOD (485)
AIMED BLOW DUSTMITE 5628 13 7 0 73 THE LOSERS (476)
TOTAL PARRY TROLLEY 5623 9 6 0 66 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
WALL OF STEEL ZULA 5515 12 7 0 63 TREE OF WOE (484)
STRIKING ATTACK PELICAN 5615 7 2 0 45 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
LUNGING ATTACK KRUUL 5666 5 3 2 41 KILLERS (42)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DUSTMITE 5628. The most popular warrior this turn
was TWITTER BEEF 5530. The ten other most popular fighters were KRUUL 5666, DUSTMITE
5628, HACHETTE 5662, ZULA 5515, VOODOO 5639, PELICAN 5615, TROLLEY 5623, FIRE STING
5613, DRAVOK 5654, and JARCK MYSIR 1128.
The least popular fighter this week was SAINTS 5670. The other ten least popular
fighters were ZHARVOX 5663, VARKHUL 5655, WINTER 5636, JARCK MYSIR 1128, DRAVOK 5654,
FIRE STING 5613, TROLLEY 5623, PELICAN 5615, VOODOO 5639, and ZULA 5515.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
JARCK MYSIR (41-1128) KILLERS (42)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
VALERIA (41-5513) TREE OF WOE (484)