DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/02/2018    Duedate: 01/15/2018

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-784

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

I DO IT!
TODDLER TALK (434)
(41-4899) [9-4-0,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

I DO IT!                       POSITION IS EMPTY
TODDLER TALK (434)             
(41-4899) [9-4-0,120]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

I DO IT!                       CLAUDIUS
TODDLER TALK (434)             S&M WARRIORS (442)
(41-4899) [9-4-0,120]          (41-5051) [5-5-0,31]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

S&M WARRIORS (442)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)      51
2. TODDLER TALK (434)           8      S&M WARRIORS (442)
3. NUMBER (439)                 0      Unchartered Team
4. FORNAX (433)                -3
5. S&M WARRIORS (442)          -8      BEYOND THE GRAVE (357)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 NUMBER (439)              84  45  7 65.1   1/ 1 S&M WARRIORS (442)        7  8 0
 2/ 4 S&M WARRIORS (442)        31  24  0 56.4   2/ 2 FORNAX (433)              4  4 0
 3/ 3 FORNAX (433)              17  14  0 54.8   3/ 0 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    3  2 0
 4/ 0 TODDLER TALK (434)        16  15  0 51.6   4- 3 NUMBER (439)              2  3 0
 5/ 0 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    32  40  1 44.4   5/ 0 TODDLER TALK (434)        1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to KATI-TEI once again!  What's with WILD TURKEY?  It actually beat 
S&M WARRIORS' GROM, and walked away with 22 more points from the fight.  Laughs were 
big at I C DRUNK PEOPLE while they watched WILD TURKEY clobber GROM.  He lost 14 
points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  I'm sure KATI-TEI is 
excited about I DO IT!, the new Duelmaster from TODDLER TALK.  (remember?)  But when 
you've seen as many as I have...  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting! 
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  The most avoided team was 
NUMBER.  The bums at TODDLER TALK couldn't face the challenges from NUMBER!  No 
excuse for that!  What do people see in NU FORNACIS?  His 5-3-0?  FORNAX ain't 
talkin', but he's got 19 points.   
     Warriors of KATI-TEI unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Here's some 
advice:  study your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
The end of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  Time for my 
medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 I DO IT! 4899                 9   4  0   120       TODDLER TALK (434)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OMEGA FORNACIS 4873           8   1  0   105       FORNAX (433)
-SIX 5037                     13   2  1    93       NUMBER (439)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEER WHISPERER 4632           6   2  1    90       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
 AUGUSTUS 5049                 8   4  0    72       S&M WARRIORS (442)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ZETA FORNACIS 5026            4   0  0    64       FORNAX (433)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FIVE 5012                    15  11  0    56       NUMBER (439)
-THREE 5014                   11  15  1    49       NUMBER (439)
 FTF GUARDIAN 4631             3   1  0    44       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
-SEVEN 5069                    4   1  1    43       NUMBER (439)
 MONGO 5061                    7   3  0    38       S&M WARRIORS (442)
-ER AH OO! 4900                6   1  0    38       TODDLER TALK (434)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLAUDIUS 5051                 5   5  0    31       S&M WARRIORS (442)
 REMINTON 5048                 6   6  0    26       S&M WARRIORS (442)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILD TURKEY 4980              1   0  0    22       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
 NU FORNACIS 4872              5   3  0    19       FORNAX (433)
 GROM 5070                     2   1  0     7       S&M WARRIORS (442)
-EIGHT 5071                    0   1  0     1       NUMBER (439)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FALLING STAR 5074       0  1 0 FORNAX 433           WURM KIN              784  NONE
PHI FORNACIS 5072       0  1 0 FORNAX 433           SHEWISH GIANT         784  NONE
BLAH 222 5054           0  1 0 I C DRUNK PEOPLE 352 SHEWISH GIANT         784  NONE
JIM BEAM 5055           0  1 0 I C DRUNK PEOPLE 352 SPYMASTER             784  NONE
GROM 5068               2  1 0 S&M WARRIORS 442     SEVEN 5069            781   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JIM BEAM was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PHI FORNACIS was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BLAH 222 was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
FALLING STAR was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
AUGUSTUS was devastated by I DO IT! in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
BEER WHISPERER devastated NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MONGO was bested by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody match.
NU FORNACIS was narrowly defeated by CLAUDIUS in a 4 minute gruesome melee.
FTF GUARDIAN vanquished REMINTON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GROM was overpowered by WILD TURKEY in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   4 -  0      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK     3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         9 -   5 -  1      64  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 784 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  I DO IT! 4899               9   4  0  120 TODDLER TALK (434)
PARRY-LUNGE      AUGUSTUS 5049               8   4  0   72 S&M WARRIORS (442)
SLASHING ATTACK  FTF GUARDIAN 4631           3   1  0   44 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
BASHING ATTACK   MONGO 5061                  7   3  0   38 S&M WARRIORS (442)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is I DO IT! 4899.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CLAUDIUS 5051.  The ten other most popular fighters were I DO IT! 4899, NU 
FORNACIS 4872, FTF GUARDIAN 4631, BEER WHISPERER 4632, MONGO 5061, WILD TURKEY 4980, 
JIM BEAM 5055, PHI FORNACIS 5072, BLAH 222 5054, and FALLING STAR 5074.

The least popular fighter this week was GROM 5070.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were REMINTON 5048, AUGUSTUS 5049, FALLING STAR 5074, BLAH 222 5054, PHI 
FORNACIS 5072, JIM BEAM 5055, WILD TURKEY 4980, MONGO 5061, BEER WHISPERER 4632, and 
FTF GUARDIAN 4631.

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