DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/01/2026 Duedate: 09/14/2026
KATI-TEI ARENA
DM 41 TURN 1010
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DUCT MAN
CONSTRUCTION (186)
(41-2190) [13-22-0,103]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DUCT MAN RANDOM
CONSTRUCTION (186) SIGN OF THE UNICORN (498)
(41-2190) [13-22-0,103] (41-5717) [2-0-0,25]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
DUCT MAN UNDEAD CAT WOMAN
CONSTRUCTION (186) DEATH'S ARMY (392)
(41-2190) [13-22-0,103] (41-5567) [16-22-1,90]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DEATH'S ARMY (392)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CONSTRUCTION (186) 25
2. THE FULL MONTE (499) 14 ZELDA (487)
3. SIGN OF THE UNICORN (498) 8 Unchartered Team
4. ZELDA (487) 7
5. DEATH'S ARMY (392) -9 SIGN OF THE UNICORN (498)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*SIGN OF THE UNICORN (498) 2 0 0 100. 1/ 2 DEATH'S ARMY (392) 9 6 0
2/ 0*THE FULL MONTE (499) 1 0 1 100. 2- 3 PHILANTHROPISTS (409) 5 4 2
3- 2*UMBRAL CHILDREN (496) 1 0 0 100. 3- 1 NAWLINS RU2 (481) 4 4 0
4- 3 NAWLINS RU2 (481) 161 98 6 62.2 4/ 6*SIGN OF THE UNICORN (498) 2 0 0
5- 4 PHILANTHROPISTS (409) 59 37 4 61.5 5/ 4 THE LOSERS (476) 2 1 0
6/ 5 ZELDA (487) 9 8 2 52.9 6/ 0*THE FULL MONTE (499) 1 0 1
7- 6*SUET LEGION 526.3 (495) 1 1 0 50.0 7- 7*UMBRAL CHILDREN (496) 1 0 0
8/ 7 DEATH'S ARMY (392) 141 176 6 44.5 8/ 9 CONSTRUCTION (186) 1 1 0
9/ 9 CONSTRUCTION (186) 26 34 2 43.3 9- 8*SUET LEGION 526.3 (495) 1 1 0
10/ 8 THE LOSERS (476) 115 153 9 42.9 10/ 5 ZELDA (487) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Well, apparently my make-up artist had more pull then me. Or that reporter did.
Apparently that has changed since I retained the throne. So here I am!
I (and my boss) don't particularly like down challenges, so I won't be making any
challenge. First come first served for all of you kiddos out there. And yes, I called
you kiddos. With a few exceptions, my 37 fights allows me to call you that.
And... yeah, maybe I should have let them interview my pedicurist. This talking stuff
is hard.
Let's see if I hold on to this throne again.
-- Undead Cat Woman
SPY REPORT
Hail KATI-TEI! Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your
deeds. It seems the training can make the difference, as NAWLINS RU2 is pushed out
of top team by DEATH'S ARMY, who came from 2nd with a 2-3-0 this turn. Now keep the
taverns open late tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for ZELDA, whose 1-0-0 this
turn dropped them by 5 into 10th. And let's see, DUCT MAN fought DUSTMITE and gained
25 points and contributed to CONSTRUCTION's 1-0-0. DUSTMITE has lost to DUCT MAN,
falling 16 points, while helping make THE LOSERS a 0-1-0 turn. Our last turn's
Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to KHALHUMS DWARF, and UNDEAD CAT WOMAN has made the
way for a new Duelmaster! With UNDEAD CAT WOMAN clearing the throne, CONSTRUCTION of
DUCT MAN takes a proud seat as KATI-TEI's new Duelmaster, by virtue of recognition
points. Tell me, is nothing sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable sources that
The Warty Toad uses trolls in their stew. Talk about gristle!
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. I also notice that the NAWLINS RU2
stable was the most avoided team this turn. Come on KATI-TEI, what are you afraid
of? And guess who avoided NAWLINS RU2 stable the most? Believe it or not, it was
DEATH'S ARMY. Anyone surprised? Well, sports fans, take notice that DUSTMITE from
THE LOSERS was KATI-TEI's most challenged warrior this turn. In a brave attempt,
CRYPTO-COLLAPSE from DEATH'S ARMY challenged up 22 points to fight BURU from the
ZELDA stable. CRYPTO-COLLAPSE perhaps got its just desserts, seeing as it was
defeated by BURU and ended up with 40 recognition points.
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover
or hide when the fight is over. Consider well.
I like this place, KATI-TEI, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.
Who could ask for more? It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep
your swords sharp and your hammers heavy. Until you see my quill in KATI-TEI again,
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DUCT MAN 2190 13 22 0 103 CONSTRUCTION (186)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BROKEN BRAKE LINE 5607 15 11 0 94 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
I DRANK WHAT?! 5645 11 6 0 91 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UNDEAD CAT WOMAN 5567 16 22 1 90 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
-VOODOO 5639 15 6 0 90 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
-SAINTS 5670 14 4 2 89 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
-SLURVE 4569 12 7 0 88 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
-TROLLEY 5623 18 11 0 85 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
DUSTMITE 5628 22 15 0 81 THE LOSERS (476)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BURU 5550 7 4 1 72 ZELDA (487)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEADLY DIADEM 5641 10 8 1 64 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SPLURG 4571 9 9 0 55 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
-FRENCH QTR. 5667 7 7 0 44 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
CRYPTO-COLLAPSE 5649 4 2 0 40 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MEOWS A LOT 5673 4 3 1 31 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
RANDOM 5717 2 0 0 25 SIGN OF THE UNICORN (498)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CHRIS P BACON 5699 1 1 0 22 SUET LEGION 526.3 (495)
-LINK 5568 2 3 1 20 ZELDA (487)
-BEAM BEARD 5706 1 3 1 17 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
WAFFLE DUCK 5724 1 0 1 14 THE FULL MONTE (499)
-GRIZELDA 5705 1 0 0 9 UMBRAL CHILDREN (496)
-MAGIC TROLL 5721 1 1 1 5 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SHIFTYEYED VOLUN 0 0 0 WAFFLE DUCK 5724 1010 NONE
JAZZ 5715 1 1 0 NAWLINS RU2 481 BEAM BEARD 5706 1008
SWAMP 5708 0 1 0 NAWLINS RU2 481 MEOWS A LOT 5673 1006 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Sorry. Possibly? NLs running a little late early this aM. Gotta get strats in the
mail. If I downchallenge, my bad. Sort of. -- N.O. (Mgr Nawlins)
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DUCT MAN devastated DUSTMITE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
CRYPTO-COLLAPSE was handily defeated by BURU in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
UNDEAD CAT WOMAN was viciously subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute contest.
DEADLY DIADEM was unbelievably bested by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute brawl.
I DRANK WHAT?! vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
BROKEN BRAKE LINE devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
RANDOM vanquished POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute uneven duel.
WAFFLE DUCK slaughtered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 4 - 0 76 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 7 - 0 61 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 6 - 1 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 17 - 4 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 11 - 12 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 5 - 1 17 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 1010 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BROKEN BRAKE LINE 5607 15 11 0 94 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
LUNGING ATTACK I DRANK WHAT?! 5645 11 6 0 91 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
AIMED BLOW DUSTMITE 5628 22 15 0 81 THE LOSERS (476)
SLASHING ATTACK BURU 5550 7 4 1 72 ZELDA (487)
PARRY-LUNGE DEADLY DIADEM 5641 10 8 1 64 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DUCT MAN 2190. The most popular warrior this turn
was UNDEAD CAT WOMAN 5567. The ten other most popular fighters were DUCT MAN 2190,
BURU 5550, I DRANK WHAT?! 5645, BROKEN BRAKE LINE 5607, DUSTMITE 5628,
CRYPTO-COLLAPSE 5649, DEADLY DIADEM 5641, RANDOM 5717, WAFFLE DUCK 5724, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was WAFFLE DUCK 5724. The other ten least
popular fighters were RANDOM 5717, DEADLY DIADEM 5641, CRYPTO-COLLAPSE 5649, DUSTMITE
5628, BROKEN BRAKE LINE 5607, I DRANK WHAT?! 5645, BURU 5550, DUCT MAN 2190, UNDEAD
CAT WOMAN 5567, and 0.