DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/26/2026    Duedate: 06/08/2026

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM 41    TURN 1003

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OGLCU
PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
(41-4567) [13-4-0,145]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OGLCU                          BURU
PHILANTHROPISTS (409)          ZELDA (487)
(41-4567) [13-4-0,145]         (41-5550) [4-2-1,53]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

DUCT MAN                       DUCT MAN
CONSTRUCTION (186)             CONSTRUCTION (186)
(41-2190) [12-17-0,73]         (41-2190) [12-17-0,73]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NAWLINS RU2 (481)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NAWLINS RU2 (481)             36 
2. ZELDA (487)                   29    PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
3. CONSTRUCTION (186)            1     Unchartered Team
4. JOB HAZARDS (486)             -5 
5. FURIOUS FOOD (485)            -5    JOB HAZARDS (486)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 MASTERLY SENSE (483)      18   6  2 75.0   1/ 2 NAWLINS RU2 (481)         8  3 0
 2/ 0*JOB HAZARDS (486)          2   1  0 66.7   2/ 1 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)     7  5 0
 3/ 3 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)     43  25  0 63.2   3/ 8*ZELDA (487)               2  1 0
 4/ 2 FURIOUS FOOD (485)        29  17  2 63.0   4- 5 WORLD BLADES 9 (413)      1  1 0
 5/ 4 NAWLINS RU2 (481)        147  88  6 62.6   5- 3 MASTERLY SENSE (483)      1  1 0
 6/ 6*ZELDA (487)                5   3  1 62.5   6/ 4 FURIOUS FOOD (485)        1  2 0
 7- 5 WORLD BLADES 9 (413)      33  22  1 60.0   7/ 6 THE LOSERS (476)          0  3 0
 8/ 7 CONSTRUCTION (186)        25  29  2 46.3   8/ 7 CONSTRUCTION (186)        0  2 0
 9/ 8 THE LOSERS (476)         112 149  9 42.9   9/ 0*JOB HAZARDS (486)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in KATI-TEI since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Bein' on top is great 
while it lasts, PHILANTHROPISTS.  But how many friends do you have now?  Ya gotta be 
quick on yer feet!  Keep your elbow off the table!  Thrust!  Block out the pain!  
ZELDA is now ranked 3rd with a 2-0-0 turn.  NAWLINS RU2 showed KATI-TEI what they 
were made of as they fought with a vengeance to walk off with 3-1-0.  What's with 
VOODOO?  She actually beat THE LOSERS' DUSTMITE, and walked away with 18 more points 
from the fight.  Laughs were big at NAWLINS RU2 while they watched VOODOO clobber 
DUSTMITE.  He lost 10 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  
KATI-TEI has a Duelmaster who doesn't sit back and get lazy.  He challenged FURIOUS 
FOOD's GHOST PEPPER (13-9-1), which should prove (ahem!) interesting.  GHOST PEPPER 
was reminded on the sands why OGLCU is Duelmaster.  Wouldn't it be nice to have live 
subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted 
prisoners.   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  
KATI-TEI thinks PHILANTHROPISTS and their 43-25-0 is too much!  If at first you don't 
succeed, give up...  The bums at NAWLINS RU2 couldn't face the challenges from 
PHILANTHROPISTS!  No excuse for that!  How well I know the feeling of being the most 
challenged warrior, DUCT MAN!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt 
you.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Sending a warrior to the Dark Arena reminds the others they'd 
better shape up.  Tough beans, JASO.  That's what a 15-5-0 gets you.  Some people are 
wondering why PHILANTHROPISTS sent JASO (15-5-0) to the Dark Arena.  Just be glad 
you're not on their team.  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You 
young rapscallions, take note!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm 
writing it before you read it.  Oh, well.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. 
Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OGLCU 4567                   13   4  0 145         PHILANTHROPISTS (409)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VOODOO 5639                  12   5  0 107         NAWLINS RU2 (481)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GHOST PEPPER 5528            13   9  1  87         FURIOUS FOOD (485)        
 DUSTMITE 5628                19  11  0  82         THE LOSERS (476)          
 TROLLEY 5623                 15   8  0  73         NAWLINS RU2 (481)         
 DUCT MAN 2190                12  17  0  73         CONSTRUCTION (186)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRY OF VOICES 5509            6   4  2  64         MASTERLY SENSE (483)      
 SLURVE 4569                   7   6  0  57         PHILANTHROPISTS (409)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAINTS 5670                   9   3  2  54         NAWLINS RU2 (481)         
 BURU 5550                     4   2  1  53         ZELDA (487)               
-FRENCH QTR. 5667              5   5  0  43         NAWLINS RU2 (481)         
 SPLURG 4571                   6   6  0  38         PHILANTHROPISTS (409)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOOTHLESS COUGAR 5533         2   1  0  25         JOB HAZARDS (486)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GREAT WALL 5330               1   0  0  15         WORLD BLADES 9 (413)      
 LINK 5568                     1   0  0  13         ZELDA (487)               
 MEOWS A LOT 5673              1   0  0  13         PHILANTHROPISTS (409)     
 HONEY ISLAND 5695             1   2  0   5         NAWLINS RU2 (481)         

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JASO 4570              15  6 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 409  ARENAMASTER JAIL      1003 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JASO was butchered by ARENAMASTER JAILON in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OGLCU devastated GHOST PEPPER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
TROLLEY luckily beat DUCT MAN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute expert's Challenge fight.
DUSTMITE was overpowered by VOODOO in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
SAINTS unbelievably bested RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 3 minute gruesome brawl.
SLURVE overpowered TOOTHLESS COUGAR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SPLURG was devastated by BURU in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HONEY ISLAND was viciously subdued by LINK in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
MEOWS A LOT vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   2 -  1      78  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        19 -   7 -  0      73  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   4 -  1      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   5 -  1      71  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  19 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   5 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -  12 -  0      20  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   6 -  0       0  |

Turn 1003 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   OGLCU 4567                 13   4  0  145 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
AIMED BLOW       VOODOO 5639                12   5  0  107 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
TOTAL PARRY      TROLLEY 5623               15   8  0   73 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
SLASHING ATTACK  SLURVE 4569                 7   6  0   57 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DUCT MAN 2190.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DUCT MAN 2190.  The ten other most popular fighters were LINK 5568, OGLCU 4567, 
VOODOO 5639, SLURVE 4569, BURU 5550, TROLLEY 5623, SAINTS 5670, GHOST PEPPER 5528, 
DUSTMITE 5628, and MEOWS A LOT 5673.

The least popular fighter this week was HONEY ISLAND 5695.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SPLURG 4571, TOOTHLESS COUGAR 5533, MEOWS A LOT 5673, DUSTMITE 
5628, GHOST PEPPER 5528, SAINTS 5670, TROLLEY 5623, BURU 5550, SLURVE 4569, and 
VOODOO 5639.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

JASO (41-4570) PHILANTHROPISTS (409)