DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/25/2025 Duedate: 12/08/2025
KATI-TEI ARENA
DM 41 TURN 990
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
VALERIA
TREE OF WOE (484)
(41-5513) [14-2-0,98]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
VALERIA WINTER
TREE OF WOE (484) COLD COVEY (492)
(41-5513) [14-2-0,98] (41-5636) [1-1-1,15]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
DUCT MAN KRUUL
CONSTRUCTION (186) KILLERS (42)
(41-2190) [9-10-0,57] (41-5666) [4-1-2,46]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
NAWLINS RU2 (481)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. NAWLINS RU2 (481) 45
2. TREE OF WOE (484) 39 FURIOUS FOOD (485)
3. FURIOUS FOOD (485) 4 Unchartered Team
4. COLD COVEY (492) 1
5. TEMERE (491) 1 COLD COVEY (492)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*COLD COVEY (492) 2 1 1 66.7 1/ 2 NAWLINS RU2 (481) 9 3 1
2/ 3 FURIOUS FOOD (485) 21 11 1 65.6 2/ 1 KILLERS (42) 8 7 2
3- 2 PHILANTHROPISTS (409) 22 12 0 64.7 3/ 8 FURIOUS FOOD (485) 2 0 0
4/ 4 NAWLINS RU2 (481) 121 74 5 62.1 4/ 3*COLD COVEY (492) 2 1 1
5/ 0 TREE OF WOE (484) 33 22 2 60.0 5/ 0 TREE OF WOE (484) 2 2 0
6/ 5 CONSTRUCTION (186) 22 22 2 50.0 6/ 6 CONSTRUCTION (186) 2 4 0
7/ 6 KILLERS (42) 124 136 18 47.7 7- 7 PHILANTHROPISTS (409) 1 0 0
8/ 8 THE LOSERS (476) 103 145 9 41.5 8/ 4 THE LOSERS (476) 1 2 0
9/ 9 TEMERE (491) 8 20 0 28.6 9/ 9 TEMERE (491) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Another week. Another ghost in armor.
They call them "stand-ins." I call them placeholders for cowards.
Death's Army didn't show. Again. The rest of Kati-Tei pretends not to notice. The
crowd barely stirs anymore. It's like fighting in a tomb, echoing with names that used
to mean something.
I didn't even bother to learn the name of this latest stand-in. Why should I? He
wasn't a warrior -- he was a time slot. Two minutes of motion before the sand took him
back.
This isn't pride talking. This isn't arrogance. This is boredom sharpened to rage.
I bleed for a city that doesn't care to watch. I kill for an arena that's forgotten
how to fight. I hold a title that no one dares challenge -- not out of respect, but
because the spirit here is dead.
And when Death's Army hides behind silence, what does that make them?
A name without meaning.
A threat without teeth.
A lie whispered by a manager who once pretended to matter.
So fine. Let them keep avoiding me. Let them send their scraps and stand-ins. I'll
keep taking them apart until this place finally collapses under the weight of its own
apathy.
But make no mistake -- I'm not done.
Not yet.
There's something coming. Something I still plan to-
No. You'll see soon enough.
-- Jarck Mysir
Duelmaster of Kati-Tei
Still here. Still killing. Still waiting for someone worth the effort.
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! Nothing is certain in KATI-TEI, with changing
loyalties, changing Duelmasters. Write this down: new top team--NAWLINS RU2. Those
betting on THE LOSERS lost their shirt, as THE LOSERS lost their fighting abilities:
0-1-0. What's a move up by 5 you ask? (alright, maybe you didn't ask) Cause for
celebration, according to FURIOUS FOOD. Say what you will about blind luck and dirty
fighting, but NAWLINS RU2 will tell you 121-74-5 is nothing to laugh at... Practice
pays for FRENCH QTR., who pummelled DUSTMITE, to pocket 19 points. Win some, lose
some. Speaking of which, FRENCH QTR. was winsome, after beating DUSTMITE and seeing
him lose 15 points. In KATI-TEI, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find
ourselves a new Duelmaster, VALERIA. So who's the team that's been walking into
taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
So much to report, so little time! Perhaps the warriors of KILLERS should take
up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... Like a pup with its tail
between its legs, NAWLINS RU2 scurried away from KILLERS. Oh, the shame!
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A
certain tavern in KATI-TEI would I avoid!
Leave me now, you base fools! As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my
control, I must take my leave of this place. KATI-TEI, I leave you now. The
Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Welcome Wench. 'Til next time--
Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VALERIA 5513 14 2 0 98 TREE OF WOE (484)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JARCK MYSIR 1128 24 13 6 91 KILLERS (42)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GHOST PEPPER 5528 9 3 1 68 FURIOUS FOOD (485)
-JASO 4570 8 4 0 67 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZULA 5515 11 6 0 63 TREE OF WOE (484)
TROLLEY 5623 8 5 0 60 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
DUCT MAN 2190 9 10 0 57 CONSTRUCTION (186)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRENCH QTR. 5667 3 1 0 52 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
KRUUL 5666 4 1 2 46 KILLERS (42)
VOODOO 5639 6 4 0 45 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
LANDSCAPER 2189 8 6 1 43 CONSTRUCTION (186)
DUSTMITE 5628 10 7 0 40 THE LOSERS (476)
-PELICAN 5615 6 2 0 37 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
FIRE STING 5613 8 12 0 36 TEMERE (491)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZHARVOX 5663 4 2 3 22 KILLERS (42)
VARKHUL 5655 4 3 0 20 KILLERS (42)
DRAVOK 5654 3 4 0 20 KILLERS (42)
-IGLOO 5633 1 0 0 16 COLD COVEY (492)
WINTER 5636 1 1 1 15 COLD COVEY (492)
SAINTS 5670 1 0 1 8 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SHIFTYEYED VOLUN 0 0 0 SAINTS 5670 990 NONE
CAJUN 5668 0 1 0 NAWLINS RU2 481 ZHARVOX 5663 988
THE ZINGARAN 5616 0 1 0 TREE OF WOE 484 MOUNTAIN TROLL 990 NONE
YEZDIGERD 5582 0 1 0 TREE OF WOE 484 STONE GOLEM 990 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Greatly enjoying the Jarck Myser DM Columns. Keep up the fine work. Kudos. -- The
Consortium
Zharvox, hey, guy. You, too, S. Toad. Life in the arenas is deadly. My RU2's
understand that. (As obviously do you guys.) You make the atmosphere quite exciting,
rather like New Orleans itself. Salute. -- N.O. (manager of Nawlins RU2, boss of
nothin')
Ghost Pepper, you cad! I'm making a little doll and getting ready to stick the pin in.
Where do you want it? -- Voodoo
Duct Man, a few more rounds and we'd have cleaned you fully! -- Trolley
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THE ZINGARAN was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
YEZDIGERD was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
JARCK MYSIR was subdued by VALERIA in a 2 minute expert's Title fight.
ZULA unbelievably bested DUCT MAN in a 2 minute gory veteran's contest.
GHOST PEPPER demolished FIRE STING in a action packed 1 minute mismatched competition.
TROLLEY bested KRUUL in a popular 4 minute master vs. amateur match.
LANDSCAPER was overcome by VOODOO in a 2 minute melee.
DUSTMITE lost to FRENCH QTR. in a 1 minute expert vs. novice upset duel.
VARKHUL vanquished FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ZHARVOX assassinated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven match.
WINTER was luckily beaten by DRAVOK in a 3 minute brutal fight.
SAINTS luckily killed SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 6 minute amateur's competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 7 - 2 61 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 14 - 4 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 20 - 2 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 18 - 15 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 8 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 8 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
Turn 990 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE VALERIA 5513 14 2 0 98 TREE OF WOE (484)
PARRY-STRIKE JARCK MYSIR 1128 24 13 6 91 KILLERS (42)
LUNGING ATTACK GHOST PEPPER 5528 9 3 1 68 FURIOUS FOOD (485)
WALL OF STEEL ZULA 5515 11 6 0 63 TREE OF WOE (484)
TOTAL PARRY TROLLEY 5623 8 5 0 60 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
BASHING ATTACK FRENCH QTR. 5667 3 1 0 52 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
AIMED BLOW VOODOO 5639 6 4 0 45 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DUCT MAN 2190. The most popular warrior this turn
was KRUUL 5666. The ten other most popular fighters were WINTER 5636, GHOST PEPPER
5528, VOODOO 5639, VALERIA 5513, DUCT MAN 2190, FRENCH QTR. 5667, ZULA 5515,
LANDSCAPER 2189, VARKHUL 5655, and ZHARVOX 5663.
The least popular fighter this week was SAINTS 5670. The other ten least popular
fighters were DUSTMITE 5628, TROLLEY 5623, YEZDIGERD 5582, FIRE STING 5613, JARCK
MYSIR 1128, THE ZINGARAN 5616, DRAVOK 5654, ZHARVOX 5663, VARKHUL 5655, and
LANDSCAPER 2189.