DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/08/2018    Duedate: 05/21/2018

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-793

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BEER WHISPERER
I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
(41-4632) [8-2-1,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BEER WHISPERER                 THUNDER
I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)         POP LIFE (445)
(41-4632) [8-2-1,107]          (41-5083) [1-0-0,16]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WHAT'S CRACKIN'                FTF GUARDIAN
LAZY SUNDAY (411)              I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
(41-4850) [15-12-1,72]         (41-4631) [5-1-0,56]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

S&M WARRIORS (442)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. POP LIFE (445)              46
2. I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)      31      S&M WARRIORS (442)
3. LAZY SUNDAY (411)           16      Unchartered Team
4. FORNAX (433)                14
5. S&M WARRIORS (442)           7      POP LIFE (445)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)    62  36  4 63.3   1/ 1 S&M WARRIORS (442)        9  6 0
 2/ 0*POP LIFE (445)             3   2  1 60.0   2/ 3 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         4  3 0
 3/ 2 S&M WARRIORS (442)        58  42  0 58.0   3/ 0 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    3  0 0
 4/ 3 FORNAX (433)              20  15  0 57.1   4/ 2 FORNAX (433)              3  1 0
 5/ 4 LAZY SUNDAY (411)        157 125  9 55.7   5/ 0*POP LIFE (445)            3  2 1
 6/ 0 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    38  41  1 48.1   6- 4 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)    1  0 0
 7- 5 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)     74 116  5 38.9   7- 5 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)     0  9 0
 8/ 0*JUDGEMENT (446)            0   1  0  0.0   8/ 0*JUDGEMENT (446)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Practice pays for THUNDER, who pummelled 
POLITE BEGGAR, to pocket 16 points.  CLAUDIUS certainly had a baffled expression on 
his face, after losing to NARNIA and losing 1 points in the process!  In KATI-TEI, 
nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, BEER 
WHISPERER.  Word has it one team in KATI-TEI is taking speech lessons to try to bore 
their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     So much to report, so little time!  Is it charming personality?  Conversational 
abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, NARNIA is the most challenged 
warrior.  As a confidence booster, AUGUSTUS challenged WHAT'S CRACKIN', down 20 
points.  Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, AUGUSTUS?  AUGUSTUS won 
victory over WHAT'S CRACKIN' with a point difference of 20.  So this is what KATI-TEI 
calls a duel.  This will make an interesting tale.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Ask not a spymaster 
for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious 
stupor.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  More important duties call me.  Can anything 
compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for KATI-TEI?  On that giddy note I 
take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEER WHISPERER 4632           8   2  1   107       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OMEGA FORNACIS 4873           8   1  0   105       FORNAX (433)
 AUGUSTUS 5049                13   8  0    93       S&M WARRIORS (442)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZETA FORNACIS 5026            6   0  0    89       FORNAX (433)
 REMINTON 5048                13   8  0    84       S&M WARRIORS (442)
 WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850         15  12  1    72       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NARNIA 4926                   7   2  0    66       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
-FLAME PRINCESS 4796           8   5  2    65       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
 MONGO 5061                   11   8  0    57       S&M WARRIORS (442)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FTF GUARDIAN 4631             5   1  0    56       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
 CLAUDIUS 5051                11   8  0    47       S&M WARRIORS (442)
-DOPEST ROUTE 4993             2   2  0    43       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PATRON 5077                   2   0  0    33       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
 GROM 5076                     5   3  0    28       S&M WARRIORS (442)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NU FORNACIS 4872              6   4  0    22       FORNAX (433)
-WILD TURKEY 4980              1   0  0    22       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
 THUNDER 5083                  1   0  0    16       POP LIFE (445)
 D.A. BORN II 5081             1   0  1    14       POP LIFE (445)
-GUNTER 5035                   1   0  0    13       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
 BOMB FROSTING 5038            1   2  0    11       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 DARLING NICKI 5080            1   0  0     6       POP LIFE (445)
 REHAB 5094                    0   1  0     1       JUDGEMENT (446)
 GANGSTER GLAM 5084            0   1  0     1       POP LIFE (445)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SHIFTYEYED VOLUN        0  0 0                      D.A. BORN II 5081     793  NONE
D.A. BORN I 5082        0  1 0 POP LIFE 445         SHEWISH GIANT         793  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

D.A. BORN I was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
AUGUSTUS bested WHAT'S CRACKIN' in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
CLAUDIUS was viciously subdued by NARNIA in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge match.
REMINTON was devastated by BEER WHISPERER in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
ZETA FORNACIS devastated VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
MONGO overpowered THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
FTF GUARDIAN overcame GROM in a action packed 2 minute fight.
NU FORNACIS was vanquished by PATRON in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
BOMB FROSTING overpowered GANGSTER GLAM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
D.A. BORN II assassinated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DARLING NICKI overcame REHAB in a 2 minute novice's bout.
THUNDER demolished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -   3 -  1      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  11 -  0      31  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 793 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BEER WHISPERER 4632         8   2  1  107 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
PARRY-LUNGE      AUGUSTUS 5049              13   8  0   93 S&M WARRIORS (442)
WALL OF STEEL    REMINTON 5048              13   8  0   84 S&M WARRIORS (442)
BASHING ATTACK   WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850       15  12  1   72 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
TOTAL PARRY      NARNIA 4926                 7   2  0   66 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
SLASHING ATTACK  FTF GUARDIAN 4631           5   1  0   56 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FTF GUARDIAN 4631.  The ten other most popular fighters were NARNIA 4926, 
BEER WHISPERER 4632, DARLING NICKI 5080, AUGUSTUS 5049, WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850, ZETA 
FORNACIS 5026, MONGO 5061, PATRON 5077, THUNDER 5083, and D.A. BORN I 5082.

The least popular fighter this week was GANGSTER GLAM 5084.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were NU FORNACIS 4872, GROM 5076, REMINTON 5048, REHAB 5094, D.A. 
BORN II 5081, BOMB FROSTING 5038, CLAUDIUS 5051, D.A. BORN I 5082, THUNDER 5083, and 
PATRON 5077.