DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/10/2017    Duedate: 02/23/2017

RODEKI ARENA

DM-42    TURN-760

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PARANOID PETE
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
(42-4894) [30-4-0,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ROCKO SOCKO                    POSITION IS EMPTY
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)     
(42-4967) [14-2-2,109]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ROCKO SOCKO                    CREPE SUZETTE
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)     SHEWISH BUFFET (432)
(42-4967) [14-2-2,109]         (42-4971) [2-0-0,25]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)  30
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (432)         6GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
3. 071709I (444)                1      Unchartered Team
4. WHEN PIGS FLY (445)          0
                                       JGW PERISHABLE (384)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS  (437) 111  45  6 71.2   1/ 1 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS  (437) 12  3 1
 2/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (432)      13  10  1 56.5   2/ 2 071709I (444)             3  5 0
 3/ 3 071709I (444)             20  25  3 44.4   3/ 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (432)      2  0 0
 4- 4*WHEN PIGS FLY (445)        2   3  0 40.0   4- 4*WHEN PIGS FLY (445)       0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
RODEKI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see KIM KAR TRASHY N win a fight and gain 14 points, terribly.  Tsk, 
tsk, KIM KAR TRASHY N beat SABER FRIEND and SABER FRIEND lost 9 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, RODEKI may be getting bland, 
as PARANOID PETE stays top dog in the city.  The Dripping Blade, humph!  I've tasted 
better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From RODEKI's trash dumps?  
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in RODEKI to get a drink than The Dripping 
Blade!  Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so 
nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come 
this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PARANOID PETE 4894           30   4  0   107       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROCKO SOCKO 4967             14   2  2   109       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
 KARATE KATE 4965             12   3  1    98       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KIM KAR TRASHY N 4982         3   1  1    47       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
-CHUMMY SIGN 4996              4   0  0    42       071709I (444)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SABER FRIEND 4961             9   4  2    33       071709I (444)
 CREPE SUZETTE 4971            2   0  0    25       SHEWISH BUFFET (432)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WARTHOG 4990                  2   3  0    21       WHEN PIGS FLY (445)
-TRULY COWBELL 4978            2   0  0    14       071709I (444)
 GELD FATHEAD 5004             1   0  0     9       071709I (444)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 5005                0  1 0 071709I 444          STONE GOLEM           760  NONE
NO 5006                 0  1 0 GARBAGE PAIL KID 437 SPYMASTER             760  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NO was butchered by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a monotonous 3 minute Dark Arena melee.
PARANOID PETE outlasted M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 10 minute Title duel.
ROCKO SOCKO viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 1 minute brutal fight.
KARATE KATE devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
SABER FRIEND was defeated by KIM KAR TRASHY N in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
CREPE SUZETTE viciously subdued OSKSI NOBLE in a popular 3 minute competition.
GELD FATHEAD won victory over MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   3 -  1      77  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        26 -   8 -  2      76  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -  11 -  1       8  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 760 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PARANOID PETE 4894         30   4  0  107 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
AIMED BLOW       ROCKO SOCKO 4967           14   2  2  109 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
STRIKING ATTACK  KIM KAR TRASHY N 4982       3   1  1   47 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ROCKO SOCKO 4967.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CREPE SUZETTE 4971.  The ten other most popular fighters were ROCKO SOCKO 
4967, KIM KAR TRASHY N 4982, GELD FATHEAD 5004, KARATE KATE 4965, SABER FRIEND 4961, 
NO 5006, PARANOID PETE 4894, DA1 5005,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was DA1 5005.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PARANOID PETE 4894, NO 5006, SABER FRIEND 4961, KARATE KATE 4965, GELD 
FATHEAD 5004, KIM KAR TRASHY N 4982, ROCKO SOCKO 4967, CREPE SUZETTE 4971,  0, and  
0.

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.