DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/06/2025    Duedate: 06/19/2025

RODEKI ARENA

DM 42    TURN 977

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LADDER
DELVERS (154)
(42-5408) [16-52-1,101]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LADDER                         THE URINATOR
DELVERS (154)                  WELLSVILLE (489)
(42-5408) [16-52-1,101]        (42-5572) [5-1-1,66]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

LADDER                         EEPHUS
DELVERS (154)                  DIAMOND LINGO (477)
(42-5408) [16-52-1,101]        (42-5607) [1-1-1,6]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DIAMOND LINGO (477)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BETTER BLUES (365)            31 
2. MI CASA (485)                 25    MI CASA (485)
3. WELLSVILLE (489)              16    Unchartered Team
4. DELVERS (154)                 8  
5. GRECIAN FORMULA (486)         1     WELLSVILLE (489)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*LUNATIC FRIDGE (439)       1   0  0 100.   1/ 1 DIAMOND LINGO (477)       8  7 2
 2- 2 VOODOO VENDETTA! (483)    14   5  1 73.7   2/ 3 BETTER BLUES (365)        7  5 0
 3- 3 FURRY FURY (463)          21   8  1 72.4   3/ 2*WELLSVILLE (489)          6  2 1
 4/ 5 MI CASA (485)             60  27  4 69.0   4/ 4 MI CASA (485)             4  2 1
 5/ 6*WELLSVILLE (489)          12   8  1 60.0   5/10 DELVERS (154)             2  4 0
 6/ 7 BETTER BLUES (365)       126  99  7 56.0   6- 6*LUNATIC FRIDGE (439)      1  0 0
 7/ 8 DIAMOND LINGO (477)      103  99  8 51.0   7- 7 VOODOO VENDETTA! (483)    1  0 0
 8/10 DELVERS (154)            1213 1734 33 41.2   8- 8 FURRY FURY (463)          1  1 0
 9/ 9 GRECIAN FORMULA (486)     17  25  0 40.5   9/ 5 GRECIAN FORMULA (486)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

I guess I am on display for being a two-time Duelmaster. I can dig it. Kokomo was a 
two-timer (plus), and I am a two-timer; hmmmmm. Makes me wonder if there are ever 
others? (Seems to be saying "Diamond Lingo -- get with it!")

But so many of you want to know who/what I am. OK; I get it.

Makes for a simple column -- data driven. Here goes:

     14-6-1 arena; 2 DMs
     6-6-0 tournaments
     11(+1)-9-14-21-15-4-11 mode Striker
     Normal Endu, Good damage
     Best weapons seem BS and SC (34-168-22 total)
     Killing weapon SS at 11-101-3 1 measly kill
     Skill learn rate = 2.10 Master Decise, Adex Init and Attack

Good enough for you?

So, I am off to see the wizard (but she's a witch) via the yellow brick road for a 
nice retirement with a loaded 401K in The Emerald City.

Adios.

                                          -- Pickens

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
RODEKI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Now keep the taverns open late 
tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for GRECIAN FORMULA, whose 0-1-0 this turn 
dropped them by 4 into 9th.  Ha!  DELVERS turned their 1-1-0 turn into a 5th place 
rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists.  
Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, BETTER BLUES, the Fates 
teach humility, and the Fates are proud.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to 
see THE URINATOR win a fight and gain 29 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, HIGH CHEESE 
beat PAPER CUT and PAPER CUT lost 13 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Going for 
broke or broken, our Duelmaster DEAD RED challenged this turn.  And if variety is the 
spice of life, RODEKI may be getting bland, as PICKENS stays top dog in the city.  
I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know 
what's new, don't you, RODEKI?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  DIAMOND 
LINGO, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  Care 
to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was MI CASA.  Ha ha ha ha!  LADDER was 
challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or 
feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  And now a passing thought on a warrior 
dying young (BIG BUDDY DOYLE of BETTER BLUES):  You had your chance and now you're 
dead.  Oh well...  Let's see, 8-5-1.  Pretty good record for a living warrior.  A sad 
one though, for a dead one.  Such is the case for BIG STICK of DIAMOND LINGO.  Tsk.  
You can run, THE URINATOR, but maybe you can't hide from DIAMOND LINGO.  Killing BIG 
STICK is something the rest of WELLSVILLE may not be able to help you with.  A big 
yahoo goes out to ZORA YOUNG this turn, for revenging BETTER BLUES' bloodfeud against 
DIAMOND LINGO's warrior EEPHUS.  Heh, heh, heh.  We're all going to die in the end, 
so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LADDER 5408                  16  52  1 101         DELVERS (154)             

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOMINY HOMINY 5501           10   4  1 105         VOODOO VENDETTA! (483)    
 TEENY TUCKER 5511            16  13  0 100         BETTER BLUES (365)        
 DEAD RED 5540                14   9  1  92         DIAMOND LINGO (477)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE URINATOR 5572             5   1  1  66         WELLSVILLE (489)          
-CREVE COEUR 5523              7   6  2  65         MI CASA (485)             

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOPE MILLS 5520              12   5  1  53         MI CASA (485)             
 HIGH CHEESE 5549              8  10  1  48         DIAMOND LINGO (477)       
-PETUNIA 5569                  3   0  0  35         WELLSVILLE (489)          
 MYRMIDUS 5537                 7   7  0  34         GRECIAN FORMULA (486)     
 PAPER CUT 5570                4   2  0  34         WELLSVILLE (489)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FUNGO 5584                    2   2  1  33         DIAMOND LINGO (477)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUCKET 5585                   3   6  0  23         DELVERS (154)             
 ZORA YOUNG 5602               2   2  0  15         BETTER BLUES (365)        
-BLANABBA 4903                 1   0  0  13         LUNATIC FRIDGE (439)      
-SNOOP DOGG 5597               1   1  0  13         FURRY FURY (463)          
 BOO BOO DAVIS 5609            1   0  0  13         BETTER BLUES (365)        
 EEPHUS 5607                   1   1  1   6         DIAMOND LINGO (477)       

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BIG BUDDY DOYLE 5550    3  1 0 BETTER BLUES 365     HOPE MILLS 5520        977  
DEBBIE DAVIES 5601      0  3 0 BETTER BLUES 365     EEPHUS 5607            976 JUST REVENGED
BIG STICK 5563          8  5 1 DIAMOND LINGO 477    THE URINATOR 5572      977  
MILFORD 5566            3  2 0 MI CASA 485          FUNGO 5584             975  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hey guys, only one fight (albeit a big one) for us Mi Casas last round? Sorry about 
that. Newbies Racine and Evansville are on the way, but will probably not be deemed 
starters until Pittsburg. We'll see what else I can shuffle up.

                                          -- Homer

My question: did the Diamond fellows take over the Duelmastership, or?????

                                          -- Homer

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ZORA YOUNG unbelievably bested EEPHUS in a 3 minute amateur's Bloodfeud fight.
PICKENS handily defeated DEAD RED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
TEENY TUCKER won victory over LADDER in a 1 minute master's Challenge Title brawl.
HOPE MILLS luckily killed BIG BUDDY DOYLE in a 9 minute Challenge fight.
BIG STICK was slaughtered by THE URINATOR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PAPER CUT was beaten by HIGH CHEESE in a 2 minute brawl.
MYRMIDUS was handily defeated by FUNGO in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
BUCKET vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BOO BOO DAVIS overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   32 -  19 -  1      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   9 -  1      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  16 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW         9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  23 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   3 -  1      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   6 -  0      14  |

Turn 977 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   TEENY TUCKER 5511          16  13  0  100 BETTER BLUES (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  DEAD RED 5540              14   9  1   92 DIAMOND LINGO (477)
STRIKING ATTACK  THE URINATOR 5572           5   1  1   66 WELLSVILLE (489)
TOTAL PARRY      HOPE MILLS 5520            12   5  1   53 MI CASA (485)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LADDER 5408.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
BIG BUDDY DOYLE 5550.  The ten other most popular fighters were EEPHUS 5607, HIGH 
CHEESE 5549, FUNGO 5584, ZORA YOUNG 5602, TEENY TUCKER 5511, THE URINATOR 5572, PAPER 
CUT 5570, LADDER 5408, BUCKET 5585, and BOO BOO DAVIS 5609.

The least popular fighter this week was HOPE MILLS 5520.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MYRMIDUS 5537, BIG STICK 5563, DEAD RED 5540, BOO BOO DAVIS 5609, 
BUCKET 5585, LADDER 5408, PAPER CUT 5570, THE URINATOR 5572, TEENY TUCKER 5511, and 
ZORA YOUNG 5602.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LADDER (42-5408) DELVERS (154)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PICKENS (42-5524) MI CASA (485)