DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/23/2018    Duedate: 06/19/2018

NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON ARENA

DM-45    TURN-398

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BOMBAY BIKE CLUB
CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
(45-5214) [16-9-0,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BOMBAY BIKE CLUB               POSITION IS EMPTY
CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)        
(45-5214) [16-9-0,119]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GARGLE SPEW                    THE BRUTE SQUAD
EMETICS (406)                  AVID FANS (65)
(45-3902) [15-12-1,101]        (45-5326) [2-5-0,15]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BOOK OF THOMAS (528)        37
2. CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)     34      INTERNATIONAL (554)
3. BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)      17      Unchartered Team
4. WOB AFW (556)               11
5. EMETICS (406)               10      WRATHMEN (531)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 INTERNATIONAL (554)       90  39 12 69.8   1/ 4 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)  10  5 0
 2- 2 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)    95  61  5 60.9   2/ 1 INTERNATIONAL (554)       9  3 4
 3/ 3 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)   87  57  2 60.4   3/ 2 LAW DOGS (555)            8  1 0
 4- 4 GOING BERSERK (527)       86  62  8 58.1   4/ 3 BATTLE SHIPS (552)        6  5 0
 5- 5 BASH BROS CARS (562)      80  59  4 57.6   5/ 6 WOB AFW (556)             6  6 0
 6/ 7 LAW DOGS (555)            52  44  1 54.2   6- 5 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)      5  1 0
 7/ 8 AVID FANS (65)           222 197 22 53.0   7/10 AVID FANS (65)            4  6 0
 8/10 YUPPIE HORDE (560)       201 193 11 51.0   8/ 8 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)    4  6 0
 9-11 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)     135 132 10 50.6   9/11 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)        4  8 0
10/12 BATTLE SHIPS (552)        46  47  2 49.5  10/15 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)      3  7 2
11/13 WOB AFW (556)             53  55  3 49.1  11/16 SIMPLETONS (424)          3  8 0
12/16 EMETICS (406)             72  81  2 47.1  12-17 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)    2  0 0
13-15 DEAD POETS (548)          63  71  3 47.0  13/14 YUPPIE HORDE (560)        2  2 0
14/17 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)        66  76  3 46.5  14- 7 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)   2  3 0
15/14 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)    33  38  4 46.5  15- 9 BASH BROS CARS (562)      1  1 1
16/18 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)      31  40  2 43.7  16/21 EMETICS (406)             1  2 0
17/20 SIMPLETONS (424)          39  52  1 42.9  17-19 GOING BERSERK (527)       0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
18-22 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)   20  45  0 30.8  18-13 DEAD POETS (548)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON will ever be the same.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as INTERNATIONAL is pushed out of top team by CSU COLLEGE RADIO, who came 
from 4th with a 4-1-0 this turn.  Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for there 
are sorrows to drown for ABATTOIR 5 BLADES, whose 0-0-0 this turn dropped them by 7 
into 14th.  BOOK OF THOMAS stable has parlayed this turn's 2-2-2 into a 5 space move 
up the rankings.  This brings them up to 10th place.  Good work, guys!  The CSU 
COLLEGE RADIO guild has had a 4-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  
You never know where this kind of thing can lead.  And let's see, CAR SEAT HEADREST 
fought ROCK OF AGES and gained 24 points and contributed to CSU COLLEGE RADIO's 
4-1-0.  ROCK OF AGES has lost to CAR SEAT HEADREST, falling 19 points, while helping 
make INTERNATIONAL a 2-1-0 turn.  Due to his absence and inability to defend the 
throne, ICHABOD CRANE has lost the title of Duelmaster.  And not without some honor, 
BOMBAY BIKE CLUB now claims the title and throne of Duelmaster of NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON. 
Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The 
Shadow's Fountain uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  I also notice that the MAIDEN JAPAN stable 
was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON, what are you afraid 
of?  And guess who avoided MAIDEN JAPAN stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was 
INTERNATIONAL.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was CSU 
COLLEGE RADIO's warrior BOMBAY BIKE CLUB.  More fighters challenged it than 
challenged the Duelmaster!   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  You gotta do what you gotta do.  
BIG LAKE KILLERS has sent ARTHUR BREMER to the Dark Arena.  The deed is done.  Lift 
the ale, and toast the memory.  ORSON has departed NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON, leaving CSU 
COLLEGE RADIO without their 5-3-0 warrior.  Question, just what was its team doing at 
the taverns last night?  I guess it was coming sooner or later, AVID FANS has lost 
BOOK KEEPER, and NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON is bound to miss him.  For a little while, at 
least.  Is it really true that NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON has more dishwashers per capita 
that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords 
sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOMBAY BIKE CLUB 5214        16   9  0   119       CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HUMAN BEAN 4853              13   5  1   109       SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
-ALDON 5120                   13   1  0   102       WOB AFW (556)
 GARGLE SPEW 3902             15  12  1   101       EMETICS (406)
 A REPORTER 4758              13  10  2    98       AVID FANS (65)
-SPECTRE 4651                  6   5  1    98       PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
 AN ARENA DOCTOR 4175         18  20  1    97       AVID FANS (65)
-FLYING DUTCHMAN 4469         17  10  0    97       PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
 SWISS ALP 5098               16   9  3    96       INTERNATIONAL (554)
 CAR SEAT HEADREST 5210        8   4  0    95       CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRATEFUL DEAD 4525           10  13  0    90       PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
 ALPHA REV 5213               14   5  1    89       CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
 JACK MCCHOW 5104             14  10  0    87       LAW DOGS (555)
-EDGAR ALLAN POE 5016         12  11  0    86       DEAD POETS (548)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CONVULSIVE HURL 3563          6  28  0    85       EMETICS (406)
 HMS CENTURIAN 5068           11   4  0    84       BATTLE SHIPS (552)
 ATTICUS PINSCHER 5110        11   8  0    83       LAW DOGS (555)
 FOMO 5172                    17  14  0    82       YUPPIE HORDE (560)
 BENDER 4804                  11   8  0    77       SIMPLETONS (424)
-UNDK 4872                    10   6  1    75       GOING BERSERK (527)
-USKURNTAI 4886                7   9  0    75       GOING BERSERK (527)
 ROCK OF AGES 5096            17  13  1    72       INTERNATIONAL (554)
-FAMILY RECIPE 4854           11   3  1    71       SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
 RIME-ANCIENT MARINER 4496    14   8  0    70       MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
 CHICAGO 4801                 12   5  0    69       SIMPLETONS (424)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDMUND KEMPER 5058           10   4  1    66       BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
-SHRIMP SCAMP 4855             6   8  0    66       SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
 RUNNING FREE 4406            15  15  0    65       MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
 WRATHCHILD 4407              14  17  0    63       MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
-SHARPER IMAGE 5173           11  18  1    62       YUPPIE HORDE (560)
 INSOLENT FURY 5169           14   8  1    60       YUPPIE HORDE (560)
 BOULDER 5215                 10  12  1    58       CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
 CLAWRENCE DARROW 5105        10   5  1    58       LAW DOGS (555)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RASAM 5117                    8   9  0    54       WOB AFW (556)
 SECURITY GUARD 4825           9  10  1    53       AVID FANS (65)
-QUATAN 4887                   6   8  0    52       GOING BERSERK (527)
-SYLVIA PLATH 5008             8   4  0    51       DEAD POETS (548)
-STICKY SITUATION 4904         4   9  0    51       ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
-A FUNKY NIGHTMARE 4905        6   7  0    47       ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
-NO WASHER FLUID 5233          9   3  0    46       BASH BROS CARS (562)
 YAMATO 5083                   9   6  0    45       BATTLE SHIPS (552)
-LEMON 5241                    5   6  0    43       BASH BROS CARS (562)
-TOBIR BATTER 5316             3   3  0    42       SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
 BATTLE WAGON 5275             7   7  1    39       BATTLE SHIPS (552)
 KWITCHERBICHON 4861           5   3  0    38       BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
-ARISTOPHANES 5103             4   8  0    37       DEAD POETS (548)
-BATTLE FROG 5167              7   6  0    35       YUPPIE HORDE (560)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE FEVER DREAMER 4906        4   9  0    33       ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
 PRISM GUARD 4857              3   2  1    33       BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
 DOROTHY 5055                  2   0  1    33       BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
-UPTOWN FUNK 5168              1   9  0    33       YUPPIE HORDE (560)
 BRUCE BRENIZER 5294           5   6  1    32       BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
-TECHNICDOR YAWN 4097          2   3  0    30       EMETICS (406)
 CESPEDES 5359                 2   0  0    28       WOB AFW (556)
 URBAN LEGEND 4836             4  10  0    26       BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
-SHANGHAI 5323                 4   3  1    25       INTERNATIONAL (554)
-YAK 5296                      4   2  1    24       GOING BERSERK (527)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STRANGEWORLD 5319             4   5  0    23       MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
 BIG DUMMY 5087                4  11  0    23       SIMPLETONS (424)
-OVID 5333                     3   1  0    23       DEAD POETS (548)
-BLUE DRAGON BLADE 5310        3   5  0    22       ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
-ARNIE BARKER 5332             2   2  0    19       LAW DOGS (555)
 THE BRUTE SQUAD 5326          2   5  0    15       AVID FANS (65)
 HONG KONG 5365                1   0  0    13       INTERNATIONAL (554)
 MIRAGE 5354                   1   1  0     8       WOB AFW (556)
-STICKY BLUE BLADE 5343        1   3  0     6       ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BOOK KEEPER 5313        4  5 0 AVID FANS 65         PRISM GUARD 4857      398   
ARTHUR BREMER 5060      6  9 0 BIG LAKE KILLERS 551 MEAT GRINDER          398  NONE
MARY KRUEGER 5329       0  7 0 BIG LAKE KILLERS 551 SHEWISH GIANT         398  NONE
TSUTOMU MIYAZAKI 5348   1  3 0 BIG LAKE KILLERS 551 ARENAMASTER NHOR      398  NONE
FOLK TALE 4860          3  2 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 528   PETIT PAIN 5054       395   
ORSON 5318              5  4 0 CSU COLLEGE RADI 561 DOROTHY 5055          398   
BRAVE NEW WORLD 4453    8 16 3 MAIDEN JAPAN 504     L'APPRENTI 4898       394  NOT REVENGED
SKETCHY JEFF 5036       4  6 0 OTTODROME XLV 549    LIVE CATTLE 5253      394  NOT REVENGED
PELOSI 5165             5  6 1 SIMPLETONS 424       FAMILY RECIPE 4854    394  NOT REVENGED
UNION LOVER 5335        1  5 0 SIMPLETONS 424       SHANGHAI 5323         397   
BYE 5364                0  1 0 WOB AFW 556          MEAT GRINDER          398  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ARTHUR BREMER was viciously butchered by MEAT GRINDER in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
MARY KRUEGER was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
TSUTOMU MIYAZAKI was assassinated by ARENAMASTER NHOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BYE was butchered by MEAT GRINDER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
A REPORTER was defeated by BOMBAY BIKE CLUB in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
JACK MCCHOW bested BENDER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
AN ARENA DOCTOR bested ATTICUS PINSCHER in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge competition.
SECURITY GUARD won victory over BATTLE WAGON in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
BRUCE BRENIZER won victory over BIG DUMMY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ROCK OF AGES was vanquished by CAR SEAT HEADREST in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
GARGLE SPEW overpowered EDMUND KEMPER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
HMS CENTURIAN defeated RIME-ANCIENT MARINER in a 2 minute match.
FOMO subdued WRATHCHILD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's competition.
ALPHA REV savagely defeated ARM CANDY in a 2 minute gory master's match.
SWISS ALP handily defeated INSOLENT FURY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RUNNING FREE slimly won victory over KWITCHERBICHON in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout.
CHICAGO handily defeated YAMATO in a 2 minute bloody mismatched bout.
BOULDER bested THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute brutal fight.
CLAWRENCE DARROW demolished URBAN LEGEND in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
ORSON was easily killed by DOROTHY in a popular 1 minute mismatched competition.
BOOK KEEPER was savagely slain by PRISM GUARD in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
CESPEDES handily defeated TMM'S LEFT HAND in a 1 minute uneven duel.
STRANGEWORLD bested THE BRUTE SQUAD in a exciting 4 minute bout.
MIRAGE was defeated by HONG KONG in a exciting 3 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -  12 -  1      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         TOTAL PARRY       84 -  69 -  2      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         STRIKING ATTACK  108 -  93 -  7      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-LUNGE       23 -  20 -  1      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         AIMED BLOW        43 -  41 -  0      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         LUNGING ATTACK   107 - 107 -  8      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL     57 -  67 -  5      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   50 -  60 -  3      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    69 -  93 -  6      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  11 -  0      42  |

Turn 398 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  5         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  3     AIMED BLOW         0 -  5         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    BOMBAY BIKE CLUB 5214      16   9  0  119 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
STRIKING ATTACK  GARGLE SPEW 3902           15  12  1  101 EMETICS (406)
BASHING ATTACK   A REPORTER 4758            13  10  2   98 AVID FANS (65)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALPHA REV 5213             14   5  1   89 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
LUNGING ATTACK   JACK MCCHOW 5104           14  10  0   87 LAW DOGS (555)
AIMED BLOW       ATTICUS PINSCHER 5110      11   8  0   83 LAW DOGS (555)
TOTAL PARRY      ROCK OF AGES 5096          17  13  1   72 INTERNATIONAL (554)
PARRY-STRIKE     CHICAGO 4801               12   5  0   69 SIMPLETONS (424)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GARGLE SPEW 3902.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE BRUTE SQUAD 5326.  The ten other most popular fighters were PRISM GUARD 
4857, MIRAGE 5354, BENDER 4804, SECURITY GUARD 4825, RUNNING FREE 4406, JACK MCCHOW 
5104, HMS CENTURIAN 5068, ALPHA REV 5213, KWITCHERBICHON 4861, and CHICAGO 4801.

The least popular fighter this week was STRANGEWORLD 5319.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were URBAN LEGEND 4836, INSOLENT FURY 5169, EDMUND KEMPER 5058, ROCK 
OF AGES 5096, BYE 5364, TSUTOMU MIYAZAKI 5348, ORSON 5318, RIME-ANCIENT MARINER 4496, 
ATTICUS PINSCHER 5110, and HONG KONG 5365.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ICHABOD CRANE (45-4352) PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)