DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/29/2025    Duedate: 08/25/2025

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM 47    TURN 486

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JACK THE BLADE
BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
(47-8521) [14-12-2,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DARK SOHO                      TRANSFER PORTAL
PSY CORPS (867)                WILD WEST (155)
(47-10022) [22-18-0,136]       (47-10925) [4-3-0,49]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

DARK SOHO                      POOT
PSY CORPS (867)                BAD GAS (893)
(47-10022) [22-18-0,136]       (47-10774) [8-9-1,75]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHEWISH DINER (806)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ROYAL FLUSH (48)              54 
2. FRAYED SANITY (799)           51    NAWLINS 2023 (896)
3. NAWLINS 2023 (896)            49    Unchartered Team
4. ERRATA! (760)                 48 
5. RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897)     42    WILD WEST (155)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 NAWLINS 2023 (896)        36  20  2 64.3   1/ 1 SHEWISH DINER (806)      13  2 0
 2/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         1095 722 38 60.3   2/ 3 FRAYED SANITY (799)      11  4 1
 3/ 2 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 41  28  2 59.4   3/ 7 LAND OF OZ (217)         10  5 2
 4/ 6 SHEWISH DINER (806)      258 181 18 58.8   4/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         10  5 1
 5/ 4 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)  109  77  8 58.6   5/20 ERRATA! (760)            10  5 1
 6/ 7 SECOND BANANAS (573)     451 325 46 58.1   6/10*WILD WEST (155)          10  5 0
 7/ 5 FLOATING PAST (854)       86  63  3 57.7   7/ 2 BASH BROS PARK (766)     10  5 0
 8/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         1153 968 61 54.4   8/ 5 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     10  5 0
 9/11 WARBORN CANVAS (894)      26  22  1 54.2   9/16 NAWLINS 2023 (896)        9  6 1
10/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    315 267 26 54.1  10/12 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       9  6 1
11/10 SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       34  30  3 53.1  11/ 8 PSY CORPS (867)           9  6 0
12/12 DARQUE FORCES (396)      549 505 34 52.1  12/11 DARQUE FORCES (396)       9  6 0
13/13 CHEERS (659)             228 212 12 51.8  13/26 CHEERS (659)              9  6 0
14/16 ERRATA! (760)            115 110  3 51.1  14/17 OF WOLF & MAN (732)       9  6 0
15/14 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      361 348 17 50.9  15/14 WARBORN CANVAS (894)      8  7 1
16/15 THE PURGE 209 (868)      145 143  7 50.3  16/ 4 SECOND BANANAS (573)      8  7 0
17/17 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     192 193  5 49.9  17/ 6 FLOATING PAST (854)       8  7 0
18/19 OF WOLF & MAN (732)       44  45  0 49.4  18/18 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     7  7 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 BASH BROS PARK (766)     264 272 11 49.3  19/13 THE PURGE 209 (868)       7  8 1
20/21 PSY CORPS (867)           96 100  5 49.0  20/27 METALBORN (890)           7  8 1
21/22 FRAYED SANITY (799)      116 126  7 47.9  21/15 SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       7  8 0
22/20 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)    123 137  4 47.3  22/28 PHOENIX GUARD (887)       7  8 0
23/24 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    192 218  7 46.8  23/30 HATEFUL (895)             7  8 0
24/23 FAST FOOD (724)          359 409 17 46.7  24/23 FIEND FOLIO (892)         6  8 0
25/26 LAZY BOYZ (167)          122 144 10 45.9  25/37 FILTHY PICKLES (889)      6  9 0
26/27 DWARFED (882)             94 114  5 45.2  26/21 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   6  9 0
27/28 HATEFUL (895)             37  45  1 45.1  27/24 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    6  9 0
28/25 FIEND FOLIO (892)         22  27  2 44.9  28/33 LAZY BOYZ (167)           5  4 0
29/30 METALBORN (890)           22  29  2 43.1  29/25 FAST FOOD (724)           5  8 0
30/31 SNOW FORT (819)           72  99  2 42.1  30/36 DWARFED (882)             5  9 0
31/29 2129 BOURBON ST (888)     24  33  0 42.1  31/35 BAD GAS (893)             5 10 1
32/32 WHITE MAIMERS (873)      145 214 12 40.4  32/31 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 5 10 1
33/33 BAD GAS (893)             35  53  3 39.8  33/19 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     5 10 1
34/35 PHOENIX GUARD (887)       21  34  0 38.2  34/22 2129 BOURBON ST (888)     5 10 0
35/34 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    50  83  7 37.6  35/29 EMU'S SEED (891)          5 10 0
36/36 FILTHY PICKLES (889)      21  35  2 37.5  36/34 WHITE MAIMERS (873)       4  9 0
37/38*WILD WEST (155)           14  26  0 35.0  37/32 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     4 11 0
38/39 EMU'S SEED (891)          17  33  2 34.0  38/39 WHITE WOLVES (832)        3 12 0
39/37 WHITE WOLVES (832)       169 330 10 33.9  39/38 SNOW FORT (819)           3 12 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                            TURF WAR SCORING SPOTLIGHT

                        Total                       Team  Alliance
                        Score Alliance  Wins Fights Score Score
                        234   EP         12   15    18    9     
                        206   MF         9    15    12    7     
                        199   DB         8    15    11    6     
                        168   BOB        8    15    10    7     
                        153   FPM        7    15    8     7     
                        153   NTT        6    15    7     6     
                        144   RES        9    15    12    9     
                        131   BOG        4    14    4     -1    
                        127   IM         8    13    11    1     
                        117   SF         9    15    12    7     
                        111   NS         3    15    2     4     
                        96    RVH        6    14    -3    -9    

Individual                                           Endurance                  DC's/
Score      Team                          Fights/Wins Fights,Turns  Most Wins    IAC?s
18         EP                                                  
  6          BASH BROS PARK                5/4         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
  8          SHEWISH DINER                 5/5         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
  4          WEIRD ALCHEMY                 5/3         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
12         MF                                                  
  4          LAND OF OZ                    5/3         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
  2          SECOND BANANAS                5/2         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
  6          ROYAL FLUSH                   5/4         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
11         DB                                                  
  1          DARQUE FORCES                 5/1         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
  2          THE PURGE 209                 5/2         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
  8          ERRATA!                       5/5         34/35, 7        0         0/0       
10         BOB                                                 
  2          SPAWN OF EVIL                 5/2         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
  4          SPECTRAL STEEL                5/3         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
  4          SATAN'S MINIONS               5/3         34/35, 7        0         0/0       
8          FPM                                                 
  2          FLOATING PAST                 5/2         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
  4          PHOENIX GUARD                 5/3         34/35, 7        0         0/0       
  2          THE MOTHERSHIP CE             5/2         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
7          NTT                                                 
  1          2129 BOURBON ST               5/1         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
  2          RAINBOW WARRIORS II           5/2         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
  4          NAWLINS 2023                  5/3         34/35, 7        0         0/0       
12         RES                                                 
  4          OF WOLF & MAN                 5/3         34/35, 7        0         0/0       
  4          EMU'S SEED                    5/3         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
  4          WILD WEST                     5/3         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
4          BOG                                                 
  1          DWARFED                       4/1         34/35, 7        0         0/0       
  4          CHEERS                        5/3         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
 -1          REIGNNCATSNDOGS               5/0         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
11         IM                                                  
  6          PSY CORPS                     5/4         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
  4          BAD GAS                       5/3         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
  1          FAST FOOD                     3/1         33/35, 7        0         0/0       
12         SF                                                  
  2          BIG LAKE MAULERS              5/2         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
  4          FILTHY PICKLES                5/3         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
  6          FRAYED SANITY                 5/4         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
2          NS                                                  
  1          BIG LAKE GROOVE               5/1         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
  -1         SNOW FORT                     5/0         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
  2          HATEFUL                       5/2         35/35, 7        0         0/0       
-3         RVH                                                 
  2          METALBORN                     5/2         34/35, 7        0         0/0       
  -9         FIEND FOLIO                   4/1         34/35, 7        0         1/0       
  4          WARBORN CANVAS                5/3         34/35, 7        0         0/0       

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is ERRATA!, who swept 
up 15 places in the ranks.  Take a look at CHEERS' act, as they have a 3-2-0 week and 
gain 13 places in the team ranking.  Suffering under a 2-3-0 record and dropping from 
4th to 16th place were the SECOND BANANAS.  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady 
in the lists.  But to FLOATING PAST, which fell to 17th, it's what you soak in before 
going to the Dark Arena.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I 
admit it's corny) is FILTHY PICKLES, who swept up 12 places in the ranks.  What goes 
up, must come down.  Watch out NORTH FORK!  REIGNNCATSNDOGS may fall on you as it 
crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 33rd spot.  A seasoned team is steady 
in the lists.  But to 2129 BOURBON ST, which fell to 34th, it's what you soak in 
before going to the Dark Arena.  Advancing in the rankings was ROYAL FLUSH who went 
from last turn's 1149-967-60, to this week's record of 1153-968-61.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for KAMEHAMEHA, who flew up 33 points in the rankings after mashing LOST 
MOSS like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to 
walk out on the sands.  DOMESTIC was bested by VOODOO LOUNGE and drops 15 points.  
JACK THE BLADE got through to the Duelmaster this turn.  No doubt he was more than 
anxious to kick SAMURAI SHADOW's tail out of the throne!  In front of all the crowds, 
JACK THE BLADE took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  
Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the NORTH FORK arena.  And 
hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid ROYAL FLUSH, please raise you hand.  Wow. 
Does NORTH FORK really have that many liars?  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch 
BASH BROS PARK's act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running 
from ROYAL FLUSH.  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, TRISKA would be 
president.  Although it may be a contest she doesn't want to win.  Was it guts or an 
overtaxed mental capacity that had CARISSIMUS challenge up 38 points in the rankings 
to take on EQUES EIDOLON?  Trading many whacks on the head and a loss for 1 
recognition points, CARISSIMUS shows that a guy doesn't have to be good to get 
places.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Carrion Bird Cinematic Humor:  CONWAY II:  THE REMATCH.  
This round goes to RAINBOW WARRIORS II, their 9-3-1 warrior, KAMEHAMEHA slew the 
11-4-1 LOST MOSS.  Stay tuned next week to see what happens.  I have no doubt that 
ROYAL FLUSH will be celebrating long and loud their warrior SOFT TEN's slaying of 
PRINCE OF BARKNESS on the sands.  Proving again that NORTH FORK is not rated G, 
DONNIE STAHL of the FRAYED SANITY slew the warrior SNOWPUNCH in a rather bloody bout. 
Let's look for a bloodfeud.  Well, the arena is no place for slow learners (and 
hopefully T.P.s) and GLOCKENSPIEL demonstrated that very violently on PITCH BLACK's 
body.  Carrion Bird Heaven:  PITCH BLACK was dispatched by GLOCKENSPIEL (The true 
definition of 'Street Pizza').  In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, WAYFARER 
was mashed by ARCHER, who let WAYFARER know that killing members of OF WOLF & MAN is 
a no-no.  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may encounter 
problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in NORTH FORK have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK THE BLADE 8521          14  12  2 113         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARK SOHO 10022              22  18  0 136         PSY CORPS (867)           
 PLANTERS PUNCH 10267         14   5  1 134         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 CHOPHOUSE 10839              10   3  1 133         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 KAMEHAMEHA 10848              9   3  1 126         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 EQUES EIDOLON 10390          14   7  0 119         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 HIRELING 10682                9   1  0 119         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 PREDATORS 10322              16   8  0 106         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 EVAN DRAKE 9136              19  15  0 103         CHEERS (659)              
 OSCAR MAIER 9365             14  12  0 101         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 APEFACE 10318                27  15  0  97         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 CRAPKIN 10522                20   8  0  95         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 ARCHER 7216                  12  10  0  95         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 BOOTLICKER 10182             18  15  2  94         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 LEGGING LAGAN 9625           16  14  0  92         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 LOST SHIP 9621               19   8  0  91         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416           18  17  3  91         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 ABSOLUM 10023                15  19  2  91         PSY CORPS (867)           
 EMERALD CITY 10582           15   7  0  91         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 DONNIE STAHL 9675            11   9  1  91         FRAYED SANITY (799)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE DARK 10463               18  16  1  90         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 HUGH 9291                    12  10  0  89         CHEERS (659)              
 CALAMITY 10897               10   5  1  89         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 SOFT TEN 10562               13  12  1  88         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 SNAPDRAGON 10523             12  16  0  87         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 SCOOTER PIE 10864            11   5  0  87         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 REAL MCCOY 10572              9   2  0  86         FAST FOOD (724)           
 MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303            16  13  0  85         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 WAYFARER 10846                8   6  1  85         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 SECRET SAUCE 10382           18  16  0  82         FAST FOOD (724)           
 NEMESIS PRIME 10643          13   5  0  82         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 MAXIMUS 10296                13  29  0  81         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 TASOR FACE 10862              7  10  4  81         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EARL GREY 10521              11   2  0  79         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 BUCKET OF WATER 10583         7  11  0  79         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 CARISSIMUS 10204             16  27  1  78         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 POOT 10774                    8   9  1  75         BAD GAS (893)             
 PROMETHEUS 10511             10   5  1  74         PSY CORPS (867)           
 REAL TIPPER 10599             8   3  0  73         ERRATA! (760)             
 THUGGER JAX 8524              9  18  2  72         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 PRINCESS CAKE 10768           5   2  0  71         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 ANGEL'S ENVY 10696            7  10  0  70         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 YETI 8878                    10  10  1  69         SNOW FORT (819)           
 REVEREND JIM 9229            10   5  1  69         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 KA'AHUAMANU 10845             8   5  0  69         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 FATHER BARRY 9294            12  11  2  68         CHEERS (659)              

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHOE THORN 10802              6   6  0  66         HATEFUL (895)             
 YOXXI 10854                   5   2  1  66         ERRATA! (760)             
 ZOUAVE ZOMBIE 10840           5   2  0  66         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 ZIPPY 10480                  14  18  1  65         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 -ZERO 8881                   10  11  0  65         SNOW FORT (819)           
 DEMETRIUS 10203              15  19  0  64         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 GRIFF 10468                  10   7  1  63         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 CORNFIELD 10560               9   8  0  63         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 FOX & ODEN 10713              8   1  0  63         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 QULLAN 10748                  6   3  1  63         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 D.N.C. 10803                  5   9  0  62         HATEFUL (895)             
 BURNER 10771                  9   9  0  59         BAD GAS (893)             
 BRUTE 10827                   6   3  0  58         METALBORN (890)           
 DRIFTWOOD 9793                8   6  0  57         FLOATING PAST (854)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUEEN OF SHEBA 10672         10   3  0  55         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 ZAIRE 10622                  11   9  0  54         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 SENTRY 10725                  7   3  2  54         METALBORN (890)           
 FLINT FORGEHART 10514         7  10  1  54         DWARFED (882)             
 TENNIS ACE 10710              6   5  0  54         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 VOODOO LOUNGE 10833           5   4  0  54         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 REMNANT RANGER 10534         10   5  0  53         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 COSTANZA 10364               11   8  0  52         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 LITTER BOX 10667              7   3  0  52         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 SPAR-TEKUS 10651              8   6  0  50         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 GLOOM 10824                   5   2  0  49         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 TRANSFER PORTAL 10925         4   3  0  49         WILD WEST (155)           
 EGYPTIAN QUEEN 10790          8   2  0  48         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 SHART 10772                   8  10  0  48         BAD GAS (893)             
 LISSELI 10950                 4   1  0  48         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 SHPONGLE 10510                9   6  0  47         PSY CORPS (867)           
 FLAIL SNAIL 10749             5   5  0  47         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 DOMESTIC 10658                8   6  1  44         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 OZWEEPAY 10805                7   9  0  44         HATEFUL (895)             
 COINSHOT 10728                6   4  0  44         METALBORN (890)           
 DELIN BLACKHAUL 10552         9   5  1  43         DWARFED (882)             
 BANGIS BIGNOSE 10557          7   6  1  43         DWARFED (882)             
 SQUID 10689                   6   5  0  43         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 EMPTY CHEST 10342             5   3  0  43         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 KING MIDAS 10823              6   1  0  42         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 MALENA 10831                  5   4  1  42         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 GOULD 10764                   5   2  0  41         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 SUN GODDESS 10791             5   5  0  41         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 LION KING 10419               9  13  0  40         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 NINJA NOSFORATU 10384         4   6  0  40         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 PRECISE 10741                 4   5  0  40         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 BLACK ICE 9921                6   5  0  38         SNOW FORT (819)           

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOOM BOX 10666                4   5  0  38         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 MOON MAID 10794               7   3  1  37         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 DAISY MAE'S 10836             7   2  0  37         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 DROOLMASTER 10602             7   4  0  37         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 ZINK 10678                    6   8  1  36         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 KOA 10916                     4   3  0  36         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 ARCHELIUS 10641               6  12  1  35         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 TRISKA 10737                  3   7  0  35         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 AFFLICTION 10900              7   6  0  34         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 DEAD BATTERY 10797            5   5  0  34         HATEFUL (895)             
 BI-ANNUAL 10915               5   2  0  34         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK NIGHT 10849             5   2  0  33         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 SEEKER 10898                  4   3  0  33         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 LEY LINE 10943                4   2  0  33         ERRATA! (760)             
 ATTALUS 10509                 7  11  0  32         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 WITCHES BREW 10601            5   2  1  30         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 WOKE STRANGER 10976           3   1  0  30         WILD WEST (155)           
 BLOOD SLURPER 10746           7   4  0  29         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 HAOLE 10842                   5   3  0  29         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 MORBIUS 10508                 4  14  0  29         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 QUEEN KONG 10911              3   3  0  29         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 BABETTE 10910                 4   4  0  28         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 BONDSTONE 10944               4   2  0  28         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 XVART 10777                   4   6  0  28         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 ALKAVAR 10970                 3   1  0  28         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 TICON 10963                   3   2  0  27         PSY CORPS (867)           
 VINCE MEAL 10817              4   4  1  26         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 MYSTERIOUS TWINKLE 10909      4   4  0  26         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 KERROM 7454                   3   5  0  26         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 MARVIN ZEHM 10723             5   6  2  25         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 JOHN ALLEN HILL 10918         4   3  0  25         CHEERS (659)              
 BRICK 10917                   3   4  2  25         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 FANNY CHMELAR 10753           4   6  0  24         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 PENNY STOCKS 10928            3   4  0  24         WILD WEST (155)           

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUSAN KLONTZ 10719            5   6  0  23         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 MOSQUITOES 10995              2   0  0  23         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 KILLSWITCH 10931              5   2  0  22         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 VICINIUS 10699                4   9  1  22         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 TOM FEHLEN 10946              3   3  0  22         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 UNDERLING 10942               3   3  0  22         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 BITTER SWEET 10856            5   3  0  21         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 BRITTANICUS 10939             3   4  0  21         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 OLAF 10755                    5   5  0  20         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 PROCOPIUS 10729               4   8  0  20         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 NIPPY 10940                   4   3  0  20         SNOW FORT (819)           
 SEA WITCH 10793               3   7  0  20         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 QUEEN NEFERKITTY 10812        5   4  0  19         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 OZ KILLER 10908               1   7  1  19         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 ANCIENT AGE 10692             4   6  0  18         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 THE MUSCLE 10933              3   4  1  18         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 I DENTIFIED AS... 10984       3   0  0  18         WILD WEST (155)           
 DAVID COPPERSHIELD 10795      4   5  0  17         DWARFED (882)             
 IRON HEART 10814              2   7  0  17         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 BLIGHT 10955                  4   2  0  16         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 RAVEN 10980                   3   1  0  16         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 COPYCAT 10919                 1   5  0  16         ERRATA! (760)             
 CROW 11019                    1   0  0  16         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 AMUNET 10935                  3   4  1  14         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 ORACLE 10971                  1   3  0  14         METALBORN (890)           

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JON NELSON 10968              2   2  0  13         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 DIRTY HELEN 10929             1   6  0  13         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 WILLIAM 10991                 1   1  0  13         ERRATA! (760)             
 PONTOON 10996                 1   1  0  13         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 MUDDY TRAILS 10997            2   0  0  12         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 RUMP RUMBLES 10945            2   4  1  11         BAD GAS (893)             
 BONDSMAN 11016                1   0  0  10         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 COLLEGE N.I.L. 10927          1   6  0   9         WILD WEST (155)           
 KAMALA 10972                  2   2  0   8         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 STEP ON A DUCK 10967          2   2  0   8         BAD GAS (893)             
 LYSANDRA 10969                1   3  0   8         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 COMPROMISE 11020              1   0  0   8         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 SCREACH 10989                 1   2  1   6         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 GEORGE RTX 11005              1   0  0   6         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 WOK THIS WAY 10977            1   3  0   6         FAST FOOD (724)           
 CROW 10979                    1   3  0   6         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 GHOULASH 11017                1   0  0   6         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 RATBAT 10985                  1   2  0   5         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 COUPON JACK 10983             1   2  0   5         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 MARYLAND MAN 11023            1   0  0   5         HATEFUL (895)             
 JACK NICHOLSON 10992          1   1  0   4         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 GRIEVANCE 11000               1   1  0   4         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 HUMID 10988                   0   3  0   3         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 LICINIUS 11001                0   1  0   1         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 NICROBURST 11021              0   1  0   1         METALBORN (890)           
-SUSSURUS 10998                0   1  0   1         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 BAR PATRON 11018              0   1  0   1         CHEERS (659)              
 MEENLOCK 11022                0   1  0   1         FIEND FOLIO (892)         

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
AIR BISCUIT 10769       2 11 1 BAD GAS 893          SENTRY 10725           482 NOT REVENGED
DEAD GRASS 10698        4  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   PRINCE OF BARKN 10519  484  
DOA 11024               0  1 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  DARK CHAMPION          486 NONE
OZ SMELLS 11003         0  1 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  SHEWISH GIANT          486 NONE
WHIMMY PRAYER 10932     1  5 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  BRICK 10917            485  
EDMOND FITZDEED 8997    5 12 2 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 WITCHES BREW 10601     483  
SWINDLE 10624           9  6 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    POOT 10774             483 REVENGED
RIEKA 10951             0  2 0 EMU'S SEED 891       BANGIS BIGNOSE 10557   482 REVENGED
BOOSTER JUICE 10921     5  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        SENTRY 10725           485  
GELATO 10978            1  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        RUMP RUMBLES 10945     484  
PERFECT STORM 10999     0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        SCREACH 10989          485  
SMASH BURGER 10964      0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        AMUNET 10935           482 NOT REVENGED
NEEDLEMAN 10778         5  4 0 FIEND FOLIO 892      YOXXI 10854            485  
LOST MOSS 9792         11  4 1 FLOATING PAST 854    KAMEHAMEHA 10848       486  
DA1 11002               0  1 0 OF WOLF & MAN 732    STONE GOLEM            486 NONE
WITCH DOCTOR 7215      11  5 0 OF WOLF & MAN 732    WAYFARER 10846         482 JUST REVENGED
MOUSE 11015             0  1 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  BLACK ORC              486 NONE
PRINCE OF BARKN 10519  10  5 1 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  SOFT TEN 10562         486  
CONWAY 9720            18 17 2 SECOND BANANAS 573   CHOPHOUSE 10839        486  
SNOWPUNCH 8981         13 11 0 SNOW FORT 819        DONNIE STAHL 9675      486  
PITCH BLACK 10707       7  6 0 THE PURGE 209 868    GLOCKENSPIEL 10416     486  
SHADOW 10825            2  2 0 THE PURGE 209 868    VINCE MEAL 10817       483  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Toady -- Our thanks to Black Orc for ending your miserable life!  Sadly, no Bloodfeud 
possible to avenge Remegius but we are satisfied that you received what you deserved! 
-- White Maimers

Reverend Jim -- I hope your wounds are healing well.  I still can't believe how I got 
the upper hand!  Kind regards. -- Attalus

Sentry -- You most surely were on guard in our fight!  What hit me? -- Archlius

Droolmaster -- Congratulations on your victory!  I am sorry that I could not keep up! 
-- Vicinius

Mysterious Twinkle -- You don't sparkle in my eyes! -- Morbius

Poison Oak -- That will teach me not to try using a great axe to chop down a tree! -- 
Maximus

Ratbat -- Better luck next time! -- Brittanicus

Gould -- Well fought!  You nearly had me! -- Procupius

Glackenspiel -- That is two winds each!  Shall we go once more for best out of three? 
-- Demetrius

Absolom -- Well that didn't go well for me!  Thank you for my new scars! -- Carissimus

The team of Motherforkers is so very sad. Why? Why, oh why? A mere 13-2 record last 
turn? Why not 15-0? Why? A move up into 2nd place? Why? Why not 1st? We must do 
better!  The Pitty Tournament is upon us! Kill! Kill! Kill! -- Oz The All Motivated

Oh, my, Whimmy Prayer. Did I kill you? Me? You must have been praying to false gods. 
Bwahaha. -- Brick

Be gone, Dark Champion! You were easy. -- Courage (Having gone on to the Big Time.)

Scooter Pie, lucky, lucky me. -- Emerald City

Empty Chest, you showed me. You were really quite empty. Tsk. Tsk. Thanks for making 
me look good. -- Cornfield (Being corny.)

Come on Forkers! We can do it! Let's put on a SURGE! -- Oz The All Cheerleading

I would say "Good luck to all in PITT.", but ... What the heck! Good luck all. -- Oz 
The All Kindly (Who has sold many a Golden Gate Bridges. wink.)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DOA was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MOUSE was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DA1 was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OZ SMELLS was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
ARCHER slimly won victory over WAYFARER in a 7 minute veteran's Bloodfeud fight.
QULLAN was bested by YOXXI in a 2 minute Bloodfeud duel.
OZ KILLER was savagely defeated by BRICK in a 1 minute brutal Bloodfeud struggle.
CONWAY was viciously butchered by CHOPHOUSE in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
KAMEHAMEHA slaughtered LOST MOSS in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
JACK THE BLADE vanquished SAMURAI SHADOW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
EVAN DRAKE savagely defeated LEGGING LAGAN in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
ONSLAUGHT demolished EMERALD CITY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
CARISSIMUS was devastated by EQUES EIDOLON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
KA'AHUAMANU was narrowly defeated by MAXIMUS in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
CORNFIELD was vanquished by CALAMITY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
ANGEL'S ENVY was vanquished by ABSOLUM in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fray.
OSCAR MAIER bested SCOOTER PIE in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Challenge brawl.
MOOSEKNUCKLE subdued TASOR FACE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
FATHER BARRY was beaten by EARL GREY in a 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
FOX & ODEN was devastated by HUGH in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
REVEREND JIM won victory over DRIFTWOOD in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge match.
SENTRY was vanquished by BUCKET OF WATER in a 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge fray.
PRINCE OF BARKNESS was killed by SOFT TEN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
PRINCESS CAKE overpowered D.N.C. in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THUGGER JAX overpowered SPAR-TEKUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SHOE THORN won victory over FLINT FORGEHART in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
DEMETRIUS was overcome by POOT in a exciting 3 minute expert's Challenge bout.
BOOM BOX was overcome by GLOOM in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
DEAD BATTERY was overpowered by SHART in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LITTER BOX won victory over SUN GODDESS in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
SQUID defeated ARCHELIUS in a exciting 2 minute Challenge match.
PRECISE was defeated by EGYPTIAN QUEEN in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
OZWEEPAY was overpowered by ZAIRE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
KING MIDAS unbelievably bested AFFLICTION in a 3 minute Challenge match.
BRUTE overpowered BLACK ICE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
COINSHOT was subdued by BURNER in a 2 minute brutal Challenge struggle.
LISSELI handily defeated XVART in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
KILLSWITCH was viciously subdued by TRISKA in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge match.
FANNY CHMELAR was narrowly defeated by BI-ANNUAL in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
GOULD vanquished MARVIN ZEHM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
PENNY STOCKS was savagely defeated by MOON MAID in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
SUSAN KLONTZ was defeated by BABETTE in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
RAVEN won victory over SCREACH in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge duel.
QUEEN NEFERKITTY was savagely defeated by MORBIUS in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
VINCE MEAL slimly won victory over ANCIENT AGE in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
BITTER SWEET overcame IRON HEART in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
MYSTERIOUS TWINKLE was handily defeated by KOA in a 1 minute Challenge match.
JOHN ALLEN HILL savagely defeated PROCOPIUS in a slow 9 minute Challenge battle.
LEY LINE overpowered BLOOD SLURPER in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven Challenge bout.
BONDSTONE vanquished SEA WITCH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
TOM FEHLEN handily defeated DIRTY HELEN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
RUMP RUMBLES was demolished by BRITTANICUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PONTOON handily defeated WOK THIS WAY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge contest.
JON NELSON savagely defeated AMUNET in a 6 minute brutal Challenge struggle.
RATBAT was demolished by MOSQUITOES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
ORACLE bested JACK NICHOLSON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute novice's Challenge match.
KAMALA was devastated by UNDERLING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
WOKE STRANGER viciously subdued BLIGHT in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge struggle.
I DENTIFIED AS... slimly won victory over COPYCAT in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
CROW was beaten by MUDDY TRAILS in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
DARK SOHO savagely defeated THE DARK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute veteran's conflict.
BOOTLICKER was viciously subdued by PREDATORS in a 3 minute veteran's fight.
PLANTERS PUNCH vanquished SECRET SAUCE in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
APEFACE was savagely defeated by HIRELING in a exciting 3 minute expert's melee.
SNAPDRAGON was subdued by LOST SHIP in a popular 4 minute veteran's duel.
DONNIE STAHL viciously butchered SNOWPUNCH in a 7 minute expert's match.
GLOCKENSPIEL savagely slew PITCH BLACK in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.
CRAPKIN defeated NEMESIS PRIME in a crowd pleasing 6 minute fight.
REAL MCCOY vanquished ZIPPY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided struggle.
YETI was subdued by REAL TIPPER in a exciting 1 minute master's duel.
PROMETHEUS overpowered COSTANZA in a 2 minute uneven fight.
DOMESTIC was unbelievably bested by VOODOO LOUNGE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
-ZERO was luckily beaten by TENNIS ACE in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
GRIFF viciously subdued DROOLMASTER in a 2 minute gruesome match.
NINJA NOSFORATU was overcome by SHPONGLE in a 2 minute duel.
REMNANT RANGER subdued MALENA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
DELIN BLACKHAUL was overpowered by ZOUAVE ZOMBIE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LION KING was overpowered by TRANSFER PORTAL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
DAISY MAE'S was unbelievably bested by FLAIL SNAIL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
ATTALUS was demolished by BANGIS BIGNOSE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
EMPTY CHEST unbelievably bested TICON in a 2 minute expert vs. beginner match.
QUEEN OF SHEBA won victory over HAOLE in a 5 minute bout.
OLAF was handily defeated by SEEKER in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
ZINK demolished KERROM in a 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
BLACK NIGHT viciously subdued NIPPY in a popular 2 minute gory melee.
ALKAVAR beat DAVID COPPERSHIELD in a 1 minute bout.
THE MUSCLE subdued STEP ON A DUCK in a 1 minute duel.
VICINIUS was overpowered by QUEEN KONG in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
COLLEGE N.I.L. was vanquished by WITCHES BREW in a 1 minute uneven contest.
LYSANDRA savagely defeated BAR PATRON in a 2 minute gory amateur's duel.
HUMID was luckily beaten by GHOULASH in a 4 minute brutal amateur's competition.
WILLIAM vanquished COUPON JACK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GRIEVANCE was vanquished by CROW in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BONDSMAN handily defeated MEENLOCK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GEORGE RTX won victory over LICINIUS in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's fight.
COMPROMISE overcame MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute amateur's fight.
NICROBURST was overcome by MARYLAND MAN in a 1 minute novice's battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  38         TOTAL PARRY      119 - 106 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 33         AIMED BLOW        94 -  86 -  1      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     29         STRIKING ATTACK  159 - 154 - 11      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   21         LUNGING ATTACK   157 - 166 -  7      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                      20         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  16 -  1      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 20         SLASHING ATTACK  104 - 117 -  4      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         WALL OF STEEL     94 - 108 -  6      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     37 -  43 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  27 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         BASHING ATTACK    40 -  90 -  5      31  |

Turn 486 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     5 -  6         5  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        13 -  7     SLASHING ATTACK    9 - 11         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   18 - 15     LUNGING ATTACK    17 - 21         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY       15 - 14     WALL OF STEEL      9 - 12         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  5         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  JACK THE BLADE 8521        14  12  2  113 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
LUNGING ATTACK   DARK SOHO 10022            22  18  0  136 PSY CORPS (867)
AIMED BLOW       EQUES EIDOLON 10390        14   7  0  119 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
WALL OF STEEL    EVAN DRAKE 9136            19  15  0  103 CHEERS (659)
TOTAL PARRY      APEFACE 10318              27  15  0   97 DARQUE FORCES (396)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONNIE STAHL 9675          11   9  1   91 FRAYED SANITY (799)
PARRY-LUNGE      WAYFARER 10846              8   6  1   85 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897)
SLASHING ATTACK  ZOUAVE ZOMBIE 10840         5   2  0   66 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
BASHING ATTACK   CORNFIELD 10560             9   8  0   63 LAND OF OZ (217)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    FOX & ODEN 10713            8   1  0   63 2129 BOURBON ST (888)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DARK SOHO 10022.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was POOT 10774.  The ten other most popular fighters were DONNIE STAHL 9675, HIRELING 
10682, SCREACH 10989, PREDATORS 10322, NEMESIS PRIME 10643, AFFLICTION 10900, VINCE 
MEAL 10817, LEGGING LAGAN 9625, KA'AHUAMANU 10845, and MALENA 10831.

The least popular fighter this week was JOHN ALLEN HILL 10918.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JON NELSON 10968, PROCOPIUS 10729, DA1 11002, COMPROMISE 11020, 
MEENLOCK 11022, GRIEVANCE 11000, COUPON JACK 10983, GHOULASH 11017, BAR PATRON 11018, 
and COLLEGE N.I.L. 10927.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

JACK THE BLADE (47-8521) BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
KIND KOHL (47-8616) WEIRD STUDENTS (805)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ONSLAUGHT (47-10352) DARQUE FORCES (396)
SAMURAI SHADOW (47-10391) SPECTRAL STEEL (778)