DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/27/2016    Duedate: 01/23/2017

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-374

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

STINK FACE
HOWLIN MAD (809)
(47-8688) [10-2-2,141]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

STINK FACE                     GRUNK
HOWLIN MAD (809)               THE BLOOD SEAKERS (830)
(47-8688) [10-2-2,141]         (47-9128) [2-1-1,23]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JINX                           HOWLSTORM
TEAM TOONS (764)               THE WILD HUNT (802)
(47-7951) [20-21-1,90]         (47-8556) [4-9-1,51]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHEWISH DINER (806)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH DINER (806)         81
2. BAD BEATS (791)             40EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. BAAL'S MINIONS (626)        36      Unchartered Team
4. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)         29
5. EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)   28      WHITE WOLVES (832)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  80  39  5 67.2   1/ 6 SHEWISH DINER (806)      11  4 2
 2/ 2 SHEWISH DINER (806)      114  65 11 63.7   2/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    11  4 0
 3- 4 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)      29  18  1 61.7   3/ 5 HOWLIN MAD (809)         10  5 3
 4/ 5 LAND OF OZ (217)         823 520 28 61.3   4/ 1 FAST FOOD (724)          10  5 2
 5- 6 RICK AND MORTY (814)      45  29  1 60.8   5/22 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)    9  4 0
 6- 7 LES TURFISTES (727)      138  89  6 60.8   6/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)          9  5 1
 7/ 8 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        44  29  4 60.3   7/ 7 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      9  5 0
 8/ 3 HOWLIN MAD (809)          36  24  3 60.0   8/15 THE WILD HUNT (802)       9  6 0
 9/10 SECOND BANANAS (573)     328 226 34 59.2   9/ 9 SECOND BANANAS (573)      8  6 2
10-14 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   77  58  4 57.0  10/10 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        8  7 1
11/12 D.A. REJECTS (787)        80  61  3 56.7  11/16 CHEERS (659)              8  7 0
12-15 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   447 349 36 56.2  12/18 MAILIN MADNESS XXV (817)  8  7 0
13-16 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         918 728 48 55.8  13- 2 RICK AND MORTY (814)      7  3 0
14/13 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)   32  26  0 55.2  14-14 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    7  3 0
15/20 THE WILD HUNT (802)       34  30  2 53.1  15/11 SERPENTS HOLD II (820)    7  4 0
16-19 DARQUE FORCES (396)      329 294 25 52.8  16/29 BASH BROS PARK (766)      7  7 1
17/18 80'S DISCO (810)          78  70  2 52.7  17/41 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  7  7 0
18/22 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     52  47  4 52.5  18/ 4 D.A. REJECTS (787)        7  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-21 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      47  43  4 52.2  19/30 BAD BEATS (791)           7  8 0
20-24 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584) 119 111  8 51.7  20-26 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)    6  4 2
21/25 BASH BROS PARK (766)     115 108  9 51.6  21-12 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   6  4 0
22/23 CHEERS (659)             157 149 10 51.3  22-21 LES TURFISTES (727)       6  4 0
23/28 BAD BEATS (791)           49  47  0 51.0  23-19 SNOW FORT (819)           6  4 0
24-26 INQUISITION 100 (807)     26  25  0 51.0  24/27 OTTODROME TW (728)        6  5 0
25/29 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)     123 119  2 50.8  25/42*WHITE WOLVES (832)        6  8 0
26/30 SERPENTS HOLD II (820)   100  98  5 50.5  26/39 FRAYED SANITY (799)       6  9 1
27/31 FAST FOOD (724)          139 141  9 49.6  27/44 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       6  9 0
28-32 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)   223 232 14 49.0  28-25 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         5  4 1
29-33 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)  138 146  8 48.6  29-23 INQUISITION 100 (807)     5  5 0
30-34 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)     148 157 10 48.5  30-24 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          5  5 0
31/35 OTTODROME TW (728)       129 138  8 48.3  31-20 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)      5  5 0
32/38 DARK DESCENDENTS (332)    66  72  2 47.8  32-33 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     5  5 0
33/40 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      105 116  6 47.5  33/40 DESTROYERS LEGION (804)   5  6 0
34/37 MAILIN MADNESS XXV (817)  26  29  1 47.3  34/36 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      5  7 0
35/41 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      67  75  3 47.2  35/45 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         5 10 0
36-42 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      32  36  2 47.1  36/51 DARK DESCENDENTS (332)    4  3 0
37/45 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)    33  40  3 45.2  37-31 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584)  4  4 0
38/39 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     26  32  0 44.8  38-32 GAS MONKEY (783)          4  6 0
39/43 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     60  74  5 44.8  39-13 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      4  6 0
40/44*WHITE WOLVES (832)         6   8  0 42.9  40-35 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      4  6 0
41-46 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     49  67  2 42.2  41/17 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)   4  8 0
42-47 SNOW FORT (819)           45  64  2 41.3  42/38 WHITE SHADOW (779)        4  9 0
43-48 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         57  85  9 40.1  43/48 80'S DISCO (810)          4  9 0
44/49 FRAYED SANITY (799)       32  48  2 40.0  44/28 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     4  9 0
45-50*THE OUTLAWS 8 (831)        2   3  0 40.0  45/34 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     4 11 0
46/51 TEAM TOONS (764)          80 127  3 38.6  46/63 BIG IDEA (32)             3  6 1
47-53 GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)    12  20  2 37.5  47-37 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    3  7 0
48/54 WHITE SHADOW (779)        72 127  4 36.2  48/62*THE BLOOD SEAKERS (830)   3  8 1
49/57 DESTROYERS LEGION (804)   21  38  2 35.6  49-56*THE OUTLAWS 8 (831)       2  3 0
50/55 BIG IDEA (32)            255 464 25 35.5  50/54*KNUCKLEHEADS (825)        2  4 0
51/56 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         98 185  6 34.6  51-50*TEAM BLACK (826)          2  8 0
52-58*BRIDGE BURNERS (834)       1   2  0 33.3  52/52 TEAM TOONS (764)          1  2 0
53-59 GAS MONKEY (783)          43  87  2 33.1  53-59*BRIDGE BURNERS (834)      1  2 0
54-60 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    24  49  4 32.9  54-47 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)      1  4 0
55-61*THE KING'S MEN (797)       6  14  0 30.0  55-49 DARQUE FORCES (396)       1  4 0
56/64*THE BLOOD SEAKERS (830)    3   8  1 27.3  56-43*THE KING'S MEN (797)      1  4 0
57/62*KNUCKLEHEADS (825)         3  11  0 21.4  57-64*REAPER'S OF FATE (829)    0  5 0
58-63*TEAM BLACK (826)           3  13  0 18.8  58-65*STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)    0  2 0
59-65*REAPER'S OF FATE (829)     0  15  0  0.0  59-61 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)   0  1 0
60-66*STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)     0   7  0  0.0  60-66 GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

THE STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5

OVERVIEW
A contest for Stormcrowe (DM 45) that runs 10 turns (starting turn 385, due 
05/23/2017).  Squads will consist of two (2) teams.  One (1) team per manager.  
Participating managers may not run multiple teams in the arena during the contest.

PREMISE
Master Darque opens a Chaos Gate in Stormcrowe, which creates a temporal distortion.  
Turn 1 (Stormcrowe turn 385) and Turn 10 (Stormcrowe turn 394) will be scored using 
Slaughterhouse scoring.  Turns 2 through 9 will use a wide variety scoring mechanisms 
from various contests throughout Alastari's history.

ENTRY
Entry into the contest is open to anyone who meets the following criteria:

1)  FORM A SQUAD:  A squad will consist of two (2) managers.  No more, no less.  This 
    means there will be NO single manager teams.  You must choose a name for your 
    squad.

2)  DECLARE ENTRY:  Each manager must declare their intention to participate in the 
    contest BEFORE Turn 1 of the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse (No exceptions will be 
    made).  Declarations must include 1) TEAM NAME; 2) MANAGER NAME;  3) PARTNER'S 
    NAME; and 4) SQUAD'S NAME, and may be submitted by any of the following means:

    a. A personal ad in DM 45

    b. A diplomatic note to Darque Forces (428) in DM 45

    c. An email to rebelnerfherder@yahoo.com (put SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 in Subject Line)

    **NOTE:  Failure to meet this criteria by the deadline will result in NO ENTRY 
    into the contest.  Please be mindful of the requirements and submit them in a 
    timely manner to avoid any misfortunes.

3)  SEND RU CERTIFICATES:  Submit two (2) Roll Up Certificates to Master Darque, 
    contest moderator.  This can be done by requesting Roll Up Certificates from RSI 
    Customer Service.  NOTE:  Be sure to submit Roll Up Certificates, not Roll Up 
    Sheets.

PRIZES

ENDURANCE AWARD
Every participating Team will receive one (1) +1 Bonus Potion* for participating in 
all 10 rounds of the contest and in at least 45 of the 50 scheduled fights. 

BEST RECORD AWARD
The individual manager that achieves the best Win/Loss% over the course of the contest 
(turns 385-394), will receive 10% of the entry RU Certificates.  Tie breakers will be:  
1) total kills during contest; 2) total fights during contest; and lastly, 3) head-to-
head win/loss% between tied teams.

UNSTUCK IN TIME AWARD
The manager that achieves the most kills during the course of the contest (turns 385-
394) will be allowed to transfer one (1) warrior from another team onto his/her team 
in DM 45.

FIRST PLACE WINNERS
The winning squad receives the following:

1.  60% of the Entry RU Certificates (to be divided at squad's discretion)
2.  Two (2) +1 Bonus Potions for each member of the squad*
3.  Favorites Knowledge for one (1) warrior on DM 45 team of each squad member
4.  Rename Stormcrowe Arena for six (6) months
5.  Rename four (4) Dark Arena Monsters for six (6) months
6.  Rename four (4) Arena Stand Bys for six (6) months

SECOND PLACE WINNERS

1.  20% of the Entry RU Certificates (to be divided at squad's discretion)
2.  One (1) +1 Bonus Potion for each member of the squad*
3.  Favorites Knowledge for one warrior on DM 45 team of each squad member
4.  Rename four (4) Dark Arena Monsters for six (6) months

THIRD PLACE WINNERS
1.  10% of the Entry RU Certificates (to be divided at squad's discretion)
2.  Favorites Knowledge for one warrior on DM 45 team of each squad member
3.  Rename four (4) Arena Stand Bys for six (6) months

*Bonus potions must be used with 2 turns of contest end AND can only be used on living 
warriors that participated in the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse 5 contest.

MODERATOR
Master Darque will be the moderator for this contest.  All questions and disputes can 
be directed to him.  He is the final arbitrator for the contest and his decisions are 
final.  A copy of the scoring rules can be requested via email or diplomatic note.  
Please use the email listed above for any inquiries and note SLAUGHTERHOUSE in the 
subject line.

                        *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *

SCORING FOR THE STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (SSV)

Turn 1:  SSV Scoring (DM 45)

     +1 Win
     -1 Death
     +1 Kill

     Wins and kills against Arena Stand Bys and Squad-mates will not be scored (Please 
     note:  Death against any opponent will be scored with a -1).  Dark Arena fights 
     will be scored regularly.

Turn 2:  Delarquan Death Fest (DM 59)

     Win = +2 pts
     Loss = -1 pt
     Kill = +5 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
     Death = -3 pts [in addition to -1 pt for Loss]
     Dark Arena Kill = +10 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
     Dark Arena Death = -5 pts [in addition to -1 pt for Loss]

     Challenges against squad-mates will incur -1 penalty for both participants.  
     Death penalties will also apply.

Turn 3:  TOGS IV Scoring (DM 60)

     10 points for winning on your upchallenge against another SSV warrior.
      7 points for winning on your even challenge of another SSV warrior.
      7 points for winning on another SSV warrior's challenge.
      7 points for winning a random matchup against another SSV warrior.
      4 points for winning a random matchup against a non-SSV warrior.

     Do not fight your teammate, you will not get any points.  Also, you will not get 
     any points if you challenge a non-SSV team (this includes the Dark Arena).

     5 points for a spotlight written by any team member, 1 per manager per turn. The 
     minimum length of a spotlight to receive points is 1/2 column in the newsletter 
     (that's 31 lines--each line 86 characters across).  In addition to the length 
     criteria, spotlights will not be given any points if they are in any way 
     plagiarized or if they are not Duelmasters or fantasy related.  If in doubt about 
     the content, email me before the turn and I will be happy to verify it for you.

     -5 points per manager who does not write at least one (1) personal ad.

     -5 points for being the team that avoided the most.

Turn 4:  Battle Royale (DM 18)

     +1 Win
     +1 Kill
     -1 Loss
     -1 Death

     No Avoids (-10 point penalty for avoiding)

Turn 5:  (Un)Popularity Contest

     +11 for Turn's Most Popular with a descending point award for most popular 
     warriors' list (e.g. +10 for second most popular, +9 for third most popular, etc)  
     Only warriors listed on the most popular list will score points (between +10 and 
     +1).

     +11 for Turn's Least Popular with a descending point award for least popular 
     warriors' list (e.g. +10 for second least popular, +9 for third least popular, 
     etc)  Only warriors listed on the least popular list will score points (between 
     +10 and +1).

Turn 6:  Slaughter Priest Memorial (DM 54)

     No Challenges

     3 points for winning
     3 points for killing (giving 6 in total, 3 for the win and 3 for the kill)
     3 points for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of 
          number of personals beyond one you still only get three (3) points).  Make 
          sure it is written from one of your team's warriors and not simply the 
          manager entity or you will not get the point.
     -3 points for losing
     -3 points for being killed (giving -6 in total, -3 for losing and -3 for being 
          killed)

Turn 7:  Turf War (DM 47)

     Team Points:
       Fights made:
          1 = 0 points,  2 = 0 points,  3 = 1 point,  4 = 3 points,  5 = 5 points

       Wins earned:
          1 = 1 point,  2 = 3 points,  3 = 6 points,  4 = 10 points,  5 = 15 points

     Champion win = 3 additional points

     Down Challenge = (-5) points each (DM is exempt from DC rule)

     Team with most wins per round earns 4 additional points (If ties, no points 
     awarded)

     Alliance/Squad Points (Round 7 Only):
       Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made)
          All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 warriors = 3 points
          All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 6 points
          All (each) team fights all five warriors = 9

     Alliance with most wins per that round = 5 points (If tied, no points awarded.)

Turn 8:  Morya Madness (DM 28)

     +3 points to the highest ranked warrior of each style.  Highest ranked is the 
     highest recognition total, regardless of record.  If case of a tie in recognition 
     points, win/loss percentage will be the tie breaker, followed by total kills 
     (warrior).

     +5 Top Team on the Move descending scoring down to #5 (e.g. +5 for first, +4 for 
     second, etc).

     +5 Most Successful Bloodfeuds (Contest Turns 1-8; cumulative for squad).  
     Bloodfeud victories for kills that did not occur during the contest do not count 
     to this total.

     +5 Most Avoided Squad (Contest Turns 1-8; teammates avoiding one another will not 
     be counted)

     -5 Most Avoiding Squad (Contest Turns 1-8)

     +5 Most Turn's Most Favorite (Squad) (Contest Turns 1-8)

     +5 Most Turn's Least Favorite (Squad) (Contest Turns 1-8)

Turn 9:  Mordant Olympics (DM 1)

     The three teams (not squads) with the best win-loss record over turns 1-9 (who 
     meet minimum fight criteria).  Cumulative kills and total recognition will serve 
     as tie breaks if needed.

     Gold -- 25 points
     Silver -- 15 points
     Bronze -- 10 Points

     + 3 Points for an Attacker [Challenge] Win (Challenges against squad-mates will 
     incur a -2 point penalty)

     +3 Points for a Defender [being Challenged] Win (Challenges from squad-mates will 
     incur a -2 point penalty)

Turn 10:  Slaughterhouse V (DM 45)

     +5 Win
     -5 Death
     +5 Kill

     Wins and kills against Arena Stand Bys and Squad-mates will not be scored (Please 
     note:  Death against any opponent will be scored with a -1).  Dark Arena fights 
     will be scored regularly.

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of NORTH FORK!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp 
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  Former top team FAST FOOD was 
unseated this week as SHEWISH DINER moved up from 6th ranking to take the top spot 
with a 5-0-1 record for the round.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of 
MENTOR'S MISFITS.  How else weeks like this one's 2-1-0?  How else the sudden move to 
5th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with BASH BROS PARK's 
team record!  A 3-1-1 week and now a firm grasp on a 16th place ranking.  I have 
begun to suspect trickery on the part of EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE.  How else weeks like 
this one's 4-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 17th team?  My tutors were fond of 
telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week D.A. REJECTS went 
0-5-0 and fell 14 notches into 18th!  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to 
compare with BAD BEATS' team record!  A 3-2-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 19th 
place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of WHITE WOLVES.  How 
else weeks like this one's 2-3-0?  How else the sudden move to 25th team?  The 
proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with FRAYED SANITY's team record!  A 
2-3-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 26th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect 
trickery on the part of WEIRD ALCHEMY.  How else weeks like this one's 3-2-0?  How 
else the sudden move to 27th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to 
compare with DARK DESCENDENTS' team record!  A 2-2-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 
36th place ranking.  SPROUT OF MY MIND bore the brunt of major assault on their 
standings this week as they dropped to 41st position as the result of going 0-2-0!  
My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This 
week SATAN'S MINIONS went 0-3-0 and fell 16 notches into 44th!  A'MERKIN INJUNS bore 
the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 45th 
position as the result of going 1-4-0!  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part 
of BIG IDEA.  How else weeks like this one's 2-3-1?  How else the sudden move to 46th 
team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with THE BLOOD SEAKERS' 
team record!  A 2-3-1 week and now a firm grasp on a 48th place ranking.  Did only my 
eyes note the 5-0-1 record which SHEWISH DINER managed to post this round?  I don't 
doubt that such a record will draw challengers!  STUD MUFFIN caught the eye of many 
in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested MEAN MUG and was awarded 24 
points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, ZIGGY put down ROMAN 
CONCRETE, causing her to lose 14 points of recognition in the process.  Due to his 
absence and inability to defend the throne, DOG ON THE LOOSE has lost the title of 
Duelmaster.  This time victory fell to the grasp of the usurper.  All hail STINK 
FACE, Duelmaster of NORTH FORK!  Would you believe that over half of the old women in 
NORTH FORK seem to feel that they could fight better than you gladiators?   
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In NORTH FORK "art" is a word that has 
long since passed from the language!  My inside sources tell me that the team to beat 
in NORTH FORK these days is WEIRD ALCHEMY.  At least, most blades in town are looking 
to avoid them.  Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent 
the better part of last week avoiding WEIRD ALCHEMY.  Indeed it was MENTOR'S MISFITS. 
Mighty fighters cannot but expect competition from those below.  SHEENA take warning! 
You have more than a few enemies in NORTH FORK.  BLINDING MAN must really be 
harboring a grudge against the 80'S DISCO guild!  Merciless, 21 challenged down RELAX 
points this week to duel with he.  Few would not have guessed the outcome of the bout 
as RELAX was beat by BLINDING MAN.  Is this what passes for courage in NORTH FORK?  
For some warriors honor is not important--only empty victory.  See, gladiators, how 
DATABASE EDITOR of BIG LAKE GROOVE challenged down 24 points to VARIUS.  The weight 
of the challenge fell hard upon VARIUS and predictably he was defeated by DATABASE 
EDITOR.  This is how to arouse the anger of an entire guild!   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  Strange what qualities come forth in the face of 
certain doom.  TEENS SUCKING FACE has the town astir with the news of his Dark Arena 
victory!  DEPUTY FIFE has sworn to take up religion upon living to tell of his recent 
bout with the Dark Arena horrors.  A rare thing indeed!  Strange what qualities come 
forth in the face of certain doom.  RUMP ROAST has the town astir with the news of 
his Dark Arena victory!  Some guilds are strict but few are as heartless as SECOND 
BANANAS.  Witness, last turn they sent ETHEL MERTZ, a 3-1-1 fighter, to the Dark 
Arena!  Was I the only one shocked to see the well respected fighter SERVANT (5-2-0) 
appear on the sands of the Dark Arena?  He is now dead.  Perhaps even the strong 
cannot escape the vagaries of this world.  This week arena veteran CHIN CHECK was 
slain, despite a 7-4-1 record.  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers the miserable 
with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  Ahh, but I can hear the spires of a far off 
city calling to me.  I must away!  Till we meet again, remember:  a turtle walks 
slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a lion runs to slay its prey.-- 
Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STINK FACE 8688              10   2  2   141       HOWLIN MAD (809)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756        19  14  1   146       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 RUNNY LEGS 8623              13   6  2   128       SHEWISH DINER (806)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIGITAL POP 8864             10   1  0   122       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
 SEX (I'M A) 8704              9   2  0   119       80'S DISCO (810)
 WALKER 8907                  15  11  0   116       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
-SUMMER 8811                  10   2  0   115       RICK AND MORTY (814)
-CYCLONUS 8365                12   5  1   111       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 DWES EG SALAD 8639           18  13  1   109       SHEWISH DINER (806)
-RICK 8810                    11   1  1   108       RICK AND MORTY (814)
-DRONE A1 8097                13   5  2   106       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 BLINDING MAN 8417            13   7  0   101       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-BLIZZARD 8887                 8   4  0   100       SNOW FORT (819)
 QUICK SAND 8419              12   8  0    99       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-SKYWARP 8063                 15  11  1    98       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 PEPPER 8958                  11   3  0    95       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 PLAGUE PARADE 8165           10  11  0    94       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 DON QUIXOTE 8393             14  10  0    91       BAD BEATS (791)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRAPULODON 4305              22  24  0    90       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 JINX 7951                    20  21  1    90       TEAM TOONS (764)
-MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146         12   8  0    90       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-VICKY MENDOZA 8048           13  13  0    89       GAS MONKEY (783)
-RUFF RUFF 8860                7   5  0    89       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
 OOKLA THE MOK 8468           11   7  1    88       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-HOMIE D. CLONE 5546           6   4  0    87       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
-SHANE 8902                    9   2  0    86       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
 NIGHTS CALL 7989             16  25  0    85       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-ELEPHANT 7127                14  11  2    84       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
-KIND KOHL 8616                8   2  0    84       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 APEX PREDATOR 8651           10   4  0    83       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 MOONDOG 8591                  8   4  0    83       THE WILD HUNT (802)
-DRESDEN 7237                 11  10  0    82       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 GOLDEN CAP 8378              14   9  0    79       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BARSTOOL 5 8253              14   9  0    78       CHEERS (659)
 RUNNER RUNNER 8789            7   3  0    78       BAD BEATS (791)
-HOMEY D. CLONE 5637          15  15  0    77       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134        14  13  1    77       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 BUSEY 8293                   10   4  1    76       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
-HENCHMAN 8756                 8   3  0    76       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 HIPPSTER 8953                 7   6  0    76       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
-LATE OR EARLY 8183           12   7  0    75       LES TURFISTES (727)
 NIMBLE FOX 8135              16  10  2    74       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-SWAMP TURF HAMMER 6565       11   9  0    74       ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
-JACK B. QUICK 8246           11  22  0    73       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 RELAX 8706                    9   7  0    72       80'S DISCO (810)
 RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215         10  16  2    71       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-DRONE A4 8098                 9   9  0    71       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 ODIN AVERSSON 7968           11  36  0    69       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 BLOODFIRE 8559                8   3  1    69       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 EPHYRA 8372                  13  13  1    68       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-SWAMP BOGG HAMMER 6306       13  24  0    67       ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
-BETH 8803                     8   7  0    67       RICK AND MORTY (814)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LUCCIO 7303                   9  14  1    66       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
-PHAROS 8478                   8   9  1    66       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-YETI 8878                     7   3  1    66       SNOW FORT (819)
 LISTER 8462                   7   4  0    66       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 HUMBUG 8655                   6   5  1    66       LAND OF OZ (217)
 ONE TIME! 8396               15   9  0    65       BAD BEATS (791)
-SIR KILLALOT 6020            12  13  1    65       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
-JEB! 9002                     6   1  0    65       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
-DRINKING DRUNK 8617           6   4  0    65       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 HAWKINS 8949                  8   3  0    64       STAR PRAIRIE (821)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIANE 8574                    8   7  0    64       CHEERS (659)
 HOBO CASSEROLE 8622           6   5  1    64       SHEWISH DINER (806)
-TRIGGER HAPPY COP 8691        8   2  0    63       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
-MUNCHKIN 8432                11   9  0    62       LAND OF OZ (217)
 FILTHY HANDS 8440             8   3  0    61       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-SUZI Q 8565                   6   5  1    61       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 CRYING KID 8392               6   5  0    61       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-MORGAN 7235                  12  11  1    60       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
-AGENT 99 8694                 8   2  1    60       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 BROKEN POND 8105             12  15  0    59       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 O'JAY 8291                    8   8  1    59       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 VARS FOLLEY 9025              7   1  2    59       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
-GREEDY GIMP 8731              6   4  1    59       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 ORESTES 8391                 10  15  1    58       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 GHOST PEPPER 8722            10   1  0    58       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 FAST EEEK 8682                7   5  0    58       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-DIVIN' IVAN 8539             10   3  1    57       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-DRONE A12 8790                7   4  1    57       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARNEY STINSON 8307           9   9  1    56       SECOND BANANAS (573)
--ZERO 8881                    7   4  0    56       SNOW FORT (819)
-JERRY 8804                    7   8  0    56       RICK AND MORTY (814)
 RUMP ROAST 9066               6   0  2    56       SHEWISH DINER (806)
-NOMA S 8597                   6   6  0    56       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-TEFAL MINATOR 8383            6   4  0    56       LES TURFISTES (727)
 GRANULO 8496                 10   7  0    54       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 BUSTED ACES 8580              9   6  0    53       BAD BEATS (791)
-GET THE POINT? 5097           8  21  1    52       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 STARFURY 8596                 7   7  1    52       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 MUD PATH 8767                 7   4  0    52       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 STUD MUFFIN 9065              4   2  0    52       SHEWISH DINER (806)
-JACK THE BLADE 8521           6   8  0    51       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 HOWLSTORM 8556                4   9  1    51       THE WILD HUNT (802)
-LE GRELE 8252                 9   8  1    50       LES TURFISTES (727)
-MORTY 8809                    9   5  0    50       RICK AND MORTY (814)
-SLUDGE 8470                   7   4  1    50       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-LACKEY 8760                   5   5  0    50       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 GORISTRO 8589                 4   7  0    49       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 BULLY 8410                    4   7  0    47       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-CORSON 8821                   5   5  1    46       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
-NAGILUM 3240                 10  15  0    45       DARK DESCENDENTS (332)
-GALAXIE 8339                  9   8  0    44       GAS MONKEY (783)
-ON SECOND THOUGHT 8600        6   4  0    44       OTTODROME TW (728)
-VALAC 8819                    5   5  0    44       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
-CONVERSATION 8672             6   4  0    43       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 POUTINE 8769                  5   6  1    43       FAST FOOD (724)
 KANSAS 9062                   5   1  0    43       LAND OF OZ (217)
-SWAMP MOSS HAMMER 6567       11   9  0    42       ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
-ANYTHING ELSE 8670            6   4  0    41       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 WHIPPED CREAM 8768            6   5  0    41       FAST FOOD (724)
 LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264         8  16  0    40       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-OCTOGAB 8382                  8   3  0    40       LES TURFISTES (727)
 VIKING VAMPIRE 8992           6   3  0    40       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-PIMPIN' PETE 8785             5   5  0    40       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-DESPERO 8848                  4   6  0    40       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
-BOLA 8579                     4   5  0    40       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 SCHWEDERSKE 8525              9   7  1    39       FRAYED SANITY (799)
-SWAMP BURN HAMMER 6566        9  11  0    38       ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
-BOJ 8858                      5   5  0    38       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
-HELLEYEZ 9011                 4   3  0    38       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 BROCK TULGREN 8528           10   6  0    37       FRAYED SANITY (799)
-GRIM JIM 8986                 7   1  0    37       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DRONE A11 8599                6   5  0    37       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
-GORE GORE GIRL 8679           5   6  0    37       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
-TEACH 8673                    5   5  0    37       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 MEAN MUG 8686                 7   5  0    36       HOWLIN MAD (809)
 DIRTY LOOK 8684               4   8  0    36       HOWLIN MAD (809)
-FRESH UNDERWEAR 8766          5   5  0    35       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 FRUIT CUP 9024                4   4  2    35       FAST FOOD (724)
 EMO 8854                      8   3  0    34       HOWLIN MAD (809)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BARAK 8813                    6   4  0    33       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 DARKWATCH 8998                4   5  0    33       THE WILD HUNT (802)
-THE SAFETY DANCE 8700         6   4  0    31       80'S DISCO (810)
-GOOD OL'BOY 8993              6   2  0    31       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
-FEEL THE BERN 9001            5   2  1    31       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
-SNOWPUNCH 8981                5   4  0    31       SNOW FORT (819)
 DATABASE EDITOR 9079          4   2  1    31       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-ICE BEE 9044                  4   1  0    31       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009         4   3  0    31       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-OLAF 8880                     3   8  0    31       SNOW FORT (819)
-PLANET ROCK 9078              3   1  0    31       80'S DISCO (810)
 SLUSH PUPPY 9023              7   1  0    30       FAST FOOD (724)
-GASEOUS CLAY 8516             6   6  0    30       OTTODROME TW (728)
 ARMORED TEAPOT 8866           4   7  1    30       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
-EDMOND FITZDEED 8997          3   5  1    29       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 EVAN DRAKE 9136               3   1  0    29       CHEERS (659)
-PABLO 9113                    3   1  0    28       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 HJORVARDR 8792                6   5  0    27       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-THUGGER JAX 8524              3  12  2    27       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
-SWAMP SONG HAMMER 6860        7   5  0    26       ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
 HOMINY JOB 9005               5   4  0    26       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
-SLINGHOT 8787                 4   6  1    26       GAS MONKEY (783)
-LYRIC TENOR 9104              3   1  0    26       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-STING 8999                    5   3  0    24       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
-CRANE KNIGHT 7524             4   4  1    24       GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)
 SEABLOOM 8527                 4  12  0    24       FRAYED SANITY (799)
-BRAIN MUFFIN 9049             3   2  0    24       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-BELKIRA 9122                  2   1  1    24       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-EAGLE KNIGHT 7525             2   3  1    24       GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EN FEUGO 9072                 4   2  1    23       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-KING NATHEL 8814              4   6  0    23       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 SRIRACHA 9042                 3   4  1    23       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-BRAN PIZZA 9080               3   2  1    23       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 GRUNK 9128                    2   1  1    23       THE BLOOD SEAKERS (830)
-MR. RODGERS 8853              6   4  0    22       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 YELLOW BRICK 9048             5   1  0    22       LAND OF OZ (217)
 FREJA 8727                    4   9  0    22       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-YEAH 8671                     4   6  0    22       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 MR. FRIENDLY 9100             3   2  0    22       OTTODROME TW (728)
-BEL AIR 8788                  3   7  0    22       GAS MONKEY (783)
-FRIED MICE 8995               3   5  0    22       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-JUMPING JOE 8994              3   4  0    21       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
-3=4 9105                      2   2  0    21       LES TURFISTES (727)
-LAST CARESS 9069              3   2  1    20       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 HACKER 9156                   2   1  0    20       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 TURF WAR EUPHORIA 8865        4   7  0    19       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
 SHARD 4513                    3   2  0    19       DARK DESCENDENTS (332)
-BANSHEE 9000                  2   6  0    19       GAS MONKEY (783)
 SCAURUS 9160                  2   0  0    19       WHITE WOLVES (832)
-DRONE A13 8863                4   6  0    18       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 GHOST OF A CHANCE 9028        3   5  0    18       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHALUPA BATMAN 9043           3   4  0    18       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-QUEEN LATIFAH 9038            2   4  0    18       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CAPTAIN RONDO 9205            1   0  0    18       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 SOULSTONE 4514                4   1  0    17       DARK DESCENDENTS (332)
-THE GUT STOMPER 8784          3   8  0    17       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 GEIR 8793                     3   8  0    17       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-PYRA 9199                     1   0  0    17       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 BALDR 8794                    2   9  0    15       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-ACE MERRILL 8507              1   3  0    15       THE KING'S MEN (797)
 ZIGGY 9207                    1   0  0    15       KNUCKLEHEADS (825)
 DRAWING DEAD 9026             3   5  0    14       BAD BEATS (791)
-BILLY NOLAN 8508              3   1  0    14       THE KING'S MEN (797)
-TIRED TEDDY 9051              2   3  1    14       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 ARMENIUS 9159                 2   1  0    14       WHITE WOLVES (832)
-ACE SYMPTOMATIC 9125          2   1  0    14       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-OHMA GERD 9140                1   1  0    14       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 MAX THE PATIANTONE 9126       1   0  0    13       THE BLOOD SEAKERS (830)
-OWL KNIGHT 7521               3   3  0    12       GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)
 A DLEGG 9204                  1   0  0    12       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-HAWK KNIGHT 7522              2   5  0    11       GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)
-DRYAD PRINCESS 9137           2   0  0    10       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 BOB LEE 9192                  2   0  0    10       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 PANOPTICON 9177               1   0  0    10       BIG IDEA (32)
-MOZZ 9198                     1   0  0    10       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
-VELVET NELSON 9194            1   0  0    10       OTTODROME TW (728)
 LORD NIGHTSHADE 4564          2   3  0     9       DARK DESCENDENTS (332)
-SALTY DOG 9050                2   3  0     9       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
-NEW WORLD ORDER 9030          1   6  0     9       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 VIRIANTHUS 9158               1   2  0     9       WHITE WOLVES (832)
-BLACK-HAMMER 9057             0   4  0     9       TEAM BLACK (826)
-BELTIRA 9123                  2   1  1     8       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 GREEK FIRE 9151               1   1  1     8       BIG IDEA (32)
-ZOZO 9132                     1   2  0     8       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
-BLACK-DRAGON 9060             1   3  0     8       TEAM BLACK (826)
 STITCH 9053                   1   2  0     8       KNUCKLEHEADS (825)
 DON JEWELL 9135               1   3  0     8       FRAYED SANITY (799)
-RETURN OF THE KING 9124       2   1  0     7       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-SPICY ORANGE 9193             1   0  0     6       OTTODROME TW (728)
-EDWARD TEACH 9149             1   0  0     6       THE OUTLAWS 8 (831)
-CYLUSE JINSING 9109           0   4  0     6       REAPER'S OF FATE (829)
-BAIN HAMFIST 9111             0   4  0     6       REAPER'S OF FATE (829)
 STYLE CHANGER 9162            1   2  0     5       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-BLACK-WIND 9058               1   2  0     5       TEAM BLACK (826)
-ANNE BONNY 9148               1   0  0     5       THE OUTLAWS 8 (831)
-BLACK-THUNDER 9059            1   2  0     5       TEAM BLACK (826)
 DIONEXUS 9157                 1   2  0     5       WHITE WOLVES (832)
-WIDOWMAKER 9169               1   1  0     4       BRIDGE BURNERS (834)
 ROMAN CONCRETE 9153           1   1  0     4       BIG IDEA (32)
-LELAND GAUNT 9118             1   1  0     4       THE KING'S MEN (797)
-RAZAH 9155                    1   1  0     4       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 GYRO-SPROKET 9091             1   1  0     4       KNUCKLEHEADS (825)
 VARIUS 9161                   0   3  0     3       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 OLIVATHEBLOODKNIGHT 9127      0   3  0     3       THE BLOOD SEAKERS (830)
-IDIOT WALTZ 9119              0   3  0     3       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
-BA-SHEA 9092                  0   1  0     3       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
-KIP MASTERS 9110              0   2  0     2       REAPER'S OF FATE (829)
-BASHERE 9075                  0   2  0     2       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
 CHINESE JUNK 9152             0   2  0     2       BIG IDEA (32)
-NICHOLE JINSING 9112          0   2  0     2       REAPER'S OF FATE (829)
-QUICKDRAW-BLACK 9061          0   2  0     2       TEAM BLACK (826)
 KIRRA FOXFIRE 9129            0   2  0     2       THE BLOOD SEAKERS (830)
 KRAYTOS 9130                  0   2  0     2       THE BLOOD SEAKERS (830)
-VIPER KNIGHT 7658             0   1  0     1       GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CALICO JACK 9145              0   1  0     1       THE OUTLAWS 8 (831)
-BASH 9073                     0   1  0     1       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
 PANOPTICON 9176               0   1  0     1       BIG IDEA (32)
-MARY REED 9147                0   1  0     1       THE OUTLAWS 8 (831)
-ANNIE WILKES 9141             0   1  0     1       THE KING'S MEN (797)
-HENRY MORGAN 9146             0   1  0     1       THE OUTLAWS 8 (831)
-BASHIM 9074                   0   1  0     1       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
-BLACK BLOOD 9172              0   1  0     1       BRIDGE BURNERS (834)
-ERIC JINSING 9154             0   1  0     1       REAPER'S OF FATE (829)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
STREET LEGAL            0  0 0                      GRUNK 9128            374  NONE
BLUE MONDAY 8697        3  7 0 80'S DISCO 810       HAIRY ANDOUILLET      374  NONE
OODLES OF TALENT 8795   2  6 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  SLINGHOT 8787         371  REVENGED
JAKE THE JIGGLER 8782   3  8 0 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 ETHEL MERTZ 9107      373   
BARSTOOL 7 9095         2  3 0 CHEERS 659           CREAMY OYSTER         374  NONE
KELLY GAINES 9008       2  2 0 CHEERS 659           SRIRACHA 9042         370  NOT REVENGED
BIFF 9195               1  1 0 D.A. REJECTS 787     CHEEKY SNAIL          374  NONE
DIXIE 9196              1  1 0 D.A. REJECTS 787     LIVING GERARD         374  NONE
LIL PRINCESS 8370       9  7 0 D.A. REJECTS 787     STINK FACE 8688       372   
SCARLET DEN 9115        1  2 1 D.A. REJECTS 787     BELKIRA 9122          372   
SHEENA 8474             6  5 0 D.A. REJECTS 787     FOIE GRAS SWEETI      374  NONE
TEMP 9197               0  2 0 D.A. REJECTS 787     FOIE GRAS SWEETI      374  NONE
STICKY TRIPOU           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           RUMP ROAST 9066       374  NONE
CALDERON 9206           0  1 0 DARK DESCENDENTS 332 GREEK FIRE 9151       374   
BLANSKI 8604            4  8 0 FRAYED SANITY 799    LAST CARESS 9069      372   
CHIN CHECK 8773         7  4 1 HOWLIN MAD 809       HUMBUG 8655           374   
NINE 9055               0  2 0 KNUCKLEHEADS 825     LEGLESS FROG          374  NONE
FLUTIE 9150             1  2 0 MENTOR'S MISFITS 789 BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT      374  NONE
LARRY 8982              2  4 0 MENTOR'S MISFITS 789 EDMOND FITZDEED 8997  371   
DURNIK 9087             0  1 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 SCARLET DEN 9115      370  REVENGED
BOOTLICKER 9036         2  4 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  LEGLESS FROG          374  NONE
HIRELING 8763           5  5 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  CHIN CHECK 8773       372   
SERVANT 9014            5  3 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  ROQUEFORT KISS        374  NONE
TOADIE 2 9178           1  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  STICKY TRIPOU         374  NONE
ETHEL MERTZ 9107        3  2 1 SECOND BANANAS 573   BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT      374  NONE
LAMONT SANFORD 9134     2  2 0 SECOND BANANAS 573   CREAMY OYSTER         374  NONE
QUAGMIRE 8272           7 10 1 SECOND BANANAS 573   FEEL THE BERN 9001    370  REVENGED
PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277   13 12 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   STINK FACE 8688       373   
SPECTRAL SAMURAI 9101   2  3 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT      374  NONE
ABUELITA YOLIE 9116     2  1 0 SPROUT OF MY MIN 816 FRUIT CUP 9024        373   
CAILLOU 9209            0  1 0 SPROUT OF MY MIN 816 STICKY TRIPOU         374  NONE
CAILLOU TOO 9210        0  1 0 SPROUT OF MY MIN 816 LEGLESS FROG          374  NONE
TWEET 8861              9  2 0 SPROUT OF MY MIN 816 RUNNY LEGS 8623       373   
MIKEY 8951              4  7 2 STAR PRAIRIE 821     MORGAN 7235           371  REVENGED
VINCE 9003              4  4 0 TEAM BLACKSTAFF 735  POUTINE 8769          373   
GAGE CRED 9117          0  1 0 THE KING'S MEN 797   TIRED TEDDY 9051      371   
MALACHAI 8511           1  3 0 THE KING'S MEN 797   BELTIRA 9123          372   
JOE BANANAS 8681        5  5 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    VARS FOLLEY 9025      372   
KRAZY KELLIE 9047       3  2 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 805   SCHWEDERSKE 8525      373   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congrats to the champion Inner Circle, winners of TWX. -- Oz The All Jealous

FRODO, we gave it a last half run, but fell short.  I am proud of you guys. -- Oz The 
All Praising

Dameon Darkheart, it is with great sadness that I USPS these 100+ certs to you and 
your allies.  They could have been put to such very good use. -- Oz The All Gloomy

Fresh Underwear, we aren't in Kansas anymore, so could you put on something more 
formidable? what if the Munchkins see you? -- Kansas
P.S. Sorry I had to bloody you a little.

Goristro, I was hum, hum, humming!  And you went down, down, down. -- Humbug

Bootlicker, hah!  You should followed the Yellow Brick Road. -- Yellow Brick (wink)

Moondog, now that wasn't so nice of you! -- Munchkin

Health, Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Philosophical

Beltira -- Your magic has no effect on... -- Roman Concrete

Lord Nightshade -- Your magic might be a match for Beltira. -- Chinese Junk

Biff -- Get your hands off Helen! -- Greek Fire

Name award goes to... Ace Symptomatic of Royal Flush! -- Elucidator, mgr. of Big Idea

Hacker -- Good fighter Grunk has much respect.  Someday Hacker and Grunk fight again 
to break tie. -- Grunk, team Bloodseakers

Happy Holidays and a very Happy New Year to everyone! -- RSI

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TEENS SUCKING FACE viciously butchered ROQUEFORT KISS in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEPUTY FIFE savagely slew LIVING GERARD in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
SHEENA was slaughtered by FOIE GRAS SWEETIE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
RUMP ROAST assassinated STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ETHEL MERTZ was murdered by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
SERVANT was butchered by ROQUEFORT KISS in a popular 3 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
BLUE MONDAY was executed by HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
SPECTRAL SAMURAI was assassinated by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BOOTLICKER was slaughtered by LEGLESS FROG in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
NINE was slaughtered by LEGLESS FROG in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
BARSTOOL 7 was slaughtered by CREAMY OYSTER in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FLUTIE was easily killed by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena bout.
DIXIE was savagely slain by LIVING GERARD in a 3 minute Dark Arena match.
TEMP was dealt death by FOIE GRAS SWEETIE in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
BIFF was murdered by CHEEKY SNAIL in a tiring 4 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
TOADIE 2 was easily killed by STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LAMONT SANFORD was assassinated by CREAMY OYSTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
CAILLOU was easily killed by STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
CAILLOU TOO was butchered by LEGLESS FROG in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
MARLBORO MAN was overpowered by STINK FACE in a 1 minute Bloodfeud Title bout.
OOKLA THE MOK was overpowered by SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BLINDING MAN devastated RELAX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
NICK TORTELLI was overpowered by SEX (I'M A) in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
QUICK SAND overpowered NIMBLE FOX in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
GRANULO bested SCHWEDERSKE in a exciting 4 minute Challenge bout.
DATABASE EDITOR overpowered VARIUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BROCK TULGREN savagely defeated YELLOW BRICK in a dull 9 minute gory Challenge fight.
SEABLOOM was defeated by EMO in a action packed 5 minute Challenge match.
OLIVATHEBLOODKNIGHT was beaten by CHALUPA BATMAN in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
VIRIANTHUS was overcome by FREJA in a 3 minute beginner vs. veteran Challenge bout.
SCAURUS overcame BALDR in a 2 minute novice vs. veteran upset Challenge duel.
DON JEWELL was defeated by HACKER in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
JINX was handily defeated by WALKER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
NIGHTS CALL was overpowered by DIGITAL POP in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PEPPER was beaten by DWES EG SALAD in a 1 minute expert's bout.
RUNNY LEGS demolished HIPPSTER in a 1 minute uneven contest.
CRAPULODON was defeated by DON QUIXOTE in a 2 minute veteran's struggle.
BARSTOOL 5 luckily beat RUNS WITH SPEAR in a 3 minute veteran's struggle.
PLAGUE PARADE savagely defeated GOLDEN CAP in a 2 minute veteran's match.
MOONDOG vanquished ODIN AVERSSON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ORESTES was vanquished by RUNNER RUNNER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BROKEN POND was demolished by BUSEY in a 1 minute uneven competition.
FILTHY HANDS was savagely defeated by SLUMBERING TRUNK in a 5 minute veteran's fight.
APEX PREDATOR bested DIANE in a 1 minute match.
HAWKINS handily defeated DIRTY LOOK in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BLOODFIRE luckily beat FAST EEEK in a 2 minute brutal brawl.
CRYING KID overcame POUTINE in a 3 minute melee.
EPHYRA handily defeated FRUIT CUP in a 2 minute one-sided match.
BARNEY STINSON was defeated by ONE TIME! in a 2 minute veteran's battle.
MEAN MUG was vanquished by STUD MUFFIN in a 4 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
HUMBUG savagely slew CHIN CHECK in a 2 minute gruesome competition.
HOBO CASSEROLE demolished BUSTED ACES in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
STARFURY savagely defeated HOMINY JOB in a popular 4 minute gory battle.
GORISTRO viciously subdued BULLY in a 2 minute brutal master's contest.
GHOST PEPPER unbelievably bested HOWLSTORM in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
MUD PATH savagely defeated EVAN DRAKE in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice brawl.
LAUGHING LUNATIC was beaten by VIKING VAMPIRE in a 2 minute bout.
KANSAS was vanquished by LISTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
O'JAY overpowered ARMORED TEAPOT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
VARS FOLLEY bested SLUSH PUPPY in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
WHIPPED CREAM vanquished DARKWATCH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HJORVARDR outlasted DRAWING DEAD in a tiring 8 minute conflict.
TURF WAR EUPHORIA was bested by EN FEUGO in a 2 minute fight.
GEIR was beaten by SRIRACHA in a 2 minute brawl.
GHOST OF A CHANCE demolished KIRRA FOXFIRE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GRUNK narrowly killed STREET LEGAL in a 2 minute gory novice's fight.
KRAYTOS lost to ARMENIUS in a 2 minute brutal novice's duel.
MR. FRIENDLY demolished GYRO-SPROKET in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GREEK FIRE savagely slew CALDERON in a 4 minute gruesome novice's contest.
CHINESE JUNK was viciously subdued by BOB LEE in a 2 minute brutal novice's bout.
ROMAN CONCRETE was savagely defeated by ZIGGY in a 1 minute gory novice's fight.
DIONEXUS was viciously subdued by A DLEGG in a 2 minute brutal amateur's duel.
STITCH was overcome by SHARD in a 2 minute novice's match.
LORD NIGHTSHADE was vanquished by CAPTAIN RONDO in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
STYLE CHANGER was defeated by PANOPTICON in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
SOULSTONE subdued PANOPTICON in a 4 minute beginner's conflict.
MAX THE PATIANTONE demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 25         LUNGING ATTACK   256 - 229 - 15      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         WALL OF STEEL    114 - 106 -  3      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     19         TOTAL PARRY      155 - 150 -  3      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   18         STRIKING ATTACK  228 - 223 - 13      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 14         AIMED BLOW       128 - 139 -  7      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         BASHING ATTACK   105 - 132 - 11      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-LUNGE       25 -  34 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     45 -  64 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         SLASHING ATTACK  117 - 168 -  7      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-STRIKE      38 -  56 -  0      40  |

Turn 374 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK   12 - 13         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  6     AIMED BLOW         5 -  6         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  9     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        8 - 11         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      7 - 11         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     3 -  6     
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  STINK FACE 8688            10   2  2  141 HOWLIN MAD (809)
STRIKING ATTACK  RUNNY LEGS 8623            13   6  2  128 SHEWISH DINER (806)
AIMED BLOW       WALKER 8907                15  11  0  116 SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLINDING MAN 8417          13   7  0  101 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    QUICK SAND 8419            12   8  0   99 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
WALL OF STEEL    DON QUIXOTE 8393           14  10  0   91 BAD BEATS (791)
PARRY-STRIKE     MOONDOG 8591                8   4  0   83 THE WILD HUNT (802)
TOTAL PARRY      BARSTOOL 5 8253            14   9  0   78 CHEERS (659)
BASHING ATTACK   HUMBUG 8655                 6   5  1   66 LAND OF OZ (217)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JINX 7951.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
HOWLSTORM 8556.  The ten other most popular fighters were GRANULO 8496, STARFURY 
8596, SEABLOOM 8527, RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215, PLAGUE PARADE 8165, SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134, 
MUD PATH 8767, VARS FOLLEY 9025, SEX (I'M A) 8704, and VIRIANTHUS 9158.

The least popular fighter this week was BROCK TULGREN 8528.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were YELLOW BRICK 9048, BIFF 9195, HJORVARDR 8792, SOULSTONE 4514, 
LORD NIGHTSHADE 4564, STITCH 9053, DIONEXUS 9157, GYRO-SPROKET 9091, KRAYTOS 9130, 
and KIRRA FOXFIRE 9129.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

DEPUTY FIFE (47-7768) SECOND BANANAS (573)
TEENS SUCKING FACE (47-8040) BASH BROS PARK (766)
SUPERSIZE ME (47-8110) FAST FOOD (724)
MARLBORO MAN (47-8145) D.A. REJECTS (787)
NICK TORTELLI (47-8176) CHEERS (659)
KOBE (47-8910) SERPENTS HOLD II (820)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     TRICK SHOULDER (52-1053) OTTO'S PARTS  (150) 
                        POSSUMS (82-23222) LEE SAYS SO  (3699) 
                  MEROBRYLLA (82-37956) SUPERIOR FORCES 5702  (6302) 
                       IRONPUSS (82-38621) METALLICATS  (6419) 
                 AFRAID TO SHOOT (82-43653) ROOKIE MAIDEN 47  (7323) 
                   BLACK ANGEL (82-46442) STONED ROOKIES 16  (7787) 
                     FLIGHT (82-46541) STONED ROOKIES 35  (7806) 
                   RUN LIKE HELL (82-52904) ROOKIE PINK 13  (8917) 
                  LEONARD FUNK (84-9258) MEDAL OF HONOR X10  (1679) 
                TENURED WHELP (84-15361) DA ORLANDO MOB XXIII  (2713) 
                  CAT MESSIAH (84-16763) THE INQUISITION IX  (2961) 
                   HAND ON THE PUMP (84-29220) CYPRESS HILL  (5177) 
                          FJORD (84-36346) IDIOCRACY  (4683) 
                CLICK STUPID LINKS (84-42122) 99 OF 100 USERS  (7321) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes