DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/03/2025    Duedate: 06/30/2025

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM 47    TURN 484

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JACK RABBIT
ROYAL FLUSH (48)
(47-4814) [5-2-0,156]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JACK RABBIT                    QULLAN
ROYAL FLUSH (48)               FIEND FOLIO (892)
(47-4814) [5-2-0,156]          (47-10748) [5-2-1,64]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

ONSLAUGHT                      DONNIE STAHL
DARQUE FORCES (396)            FRAYED SANITY (799)
(47-10352) [16-14-0,101]       (47-9675) [9-9-0,61]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHEWISH DINER (806)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DARQUE FORCES (396)           46 
2. FIEND FOLIO (892)             41    NAWLINS 2023 (896)
3. SATAN'S MINIONS (813)         39    Unchartered Team
4. FRAYED SANITY (799)           34 
5. BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)        32    WARBORN CANVAS (894)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 NAWLINS 2023 (896)        30  16  1 65.2   1/ 3 SHEWISH DINER (806)      11  4 1
 2/ 1 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 37  22  1 62.7   2/ 1 BASH BROS PARK (766)     11  4 0
 3/ 3 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)  106  70  8 60.2   3/ 4 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)  10  5 0
 4/ 4 LAND OF OZ (217)         1087 720 36 60.2   4/ 5 PSY CORPS (867)          10  5 0
 5/ 6 FLOATING PAST (854)       81  58  3 58.3   5/10 DARQUE FORCES (396)      10  5 0
 6/ 5 SECOND BANANAS (573)     445 321 46 58.1   6/ 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          9  6 0
 7/ 7 SHEWISH DINER (806)      249 180 18 58.0   7/11 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       9  6 0
 8/10*WARBORN CANVAS (894)      21  17  1 55.3   8/ 7 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      9  6 0
 9/ 9 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    314 258 26 54.9   9/12 NAWLINS 2023 (896)        8  6 1
10/11 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         1145 966 60 54.2  10/ 2 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 8  7 1
11/ 8 SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       29  25  3 53.7  11/20 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     8  7 1
12/12 DARQUE FORCES (396)      544 500 34 52.1  12/19 FRAYED SANITY (799)       8  7 1
13/13 CHEERS (659)             222 208 12 51.6  13/26 HATEFUL (895)             8  7 0
14/14 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      355 344 16 50.8  14/16 SECOND BANANAS (573)      8  7 0
15/15 THE PURGE 209 (868)      139 139  6 50.0  15/30 FAST FOOD (724)           8  7 0
16/16 ERRATA! (760)            107 108  2 49.8  16/17 FLOATING PAST (854)       8  7 0
17/17 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     185 190  5 49.3  17/14 BAD GAS (893)             7  8 2
18/18 BASH BROS PARK (766)     256 270 11 48.7  18/25 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     7  8 2

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)    121 129  4 48.4  19/13*EMU'S SEED (891)          7  8 1
20/20 PSY CORPS (867)           89  97  5 47.8  20/22*WARBORN CANVAS (894)      7  8 1
21/26*FIEND FOLIO (892)         19  21  2 47.5  21/ 9 THE PURGE 209 (868)       7  8 0
22/29 HATEFUL (895)             34  38  1 47.2  22/21 2129 BOURBON ST (888)     7  8 0
23/22 FAST FOOD (724)          358 402 17 47.1  23/28*FIEND FOLIO (892)         7  8 0
24/24 FRAYED SANITY (799)      109 123  6 47.0  24/ 8 ERRATA! (760)             7  8 0
25/23 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    188 213  7 46.9  25/15 LAND OF OZ (217)          7  8 0
26/21 OF WOLF & MAN (732)       37  42  0 46.8  26/35 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    7  8 0
27/27 LAZY BOYZ (167)          119 141 10 45.8  27/29 CHEERS (659)              7  8 0
28/25 DWARFED (882)             91 108  5 45.7  28/18 METALBORN (890)           6  8 1
29/28 2129 BOURBON ST (888)     21  26  0 44.7  29/36 WHITE MAIMERS (873)       6  8 0
30/30 SNOW FORT (819)           70  91  2 43.5  30/27 SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       6  9 0
31-31 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)     106 148  4 41.7  31/37 FILTHY PICKLES (889)      6  9 0
32/32 METALBORN (890)           17  24  1 41.5  32/24 OF WOLF & MAN (732)       6  9 0
33/34 WHITE MAIMERS (873)      143 207 12 40.9  33/38*WILD WEST (155)           6  9 0
34/33 BAD GAS (893)             31  47  3 39.7  34/34 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     6  9 0
35/35 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    48  75  7 39.0  35/23 PHOENIX GUARD (887)       5  9 0
36/36 FILTHY PICKLES (889)      17  29  2 37.0  36/32 WHITE WOLVES (832)        5 10 0
37/38 WHITE WOLVES (832)       167 322 10 34.2  37/39 LAZY BOYZ (167)           4  5 0
38/37 PHOENIX GUARD (887)       15  30  0 33.3  38/31 SNOW FORT (819)           4 11 0
39/39*EMU'S SEED (891)          13  27  2 32.5  39/33 DWARFED (882)             3 12 1
40/41*WILD WEST (155)            7  23  0 23.3  40-40 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                            TURF WAR SCORING SPOTLIGHT

                        Total                       Team  Alliance
                        Score Alliance  Wins Fights Score Score
                        130   EP         9    15    12    7     
                        110   BOB        8    15    10    7     
                        107   DB         7    15    9     6     
                        100   MF         6    15    6     7     
                        97    NTT        6    15    7     6     
                        95    BOG        8    15    10    7     
                        93    FPM        7    15    9     6     
                        90    RVH        8    15    10    7     
                        87    NS         8    15    11    6     
                        87    IM         6    15    7     4     
                        64    RES        6    15    7     6     
                        63    SF         10   15    14    7     

Individual                                           Endurance                  DC's/
Score      Team                          Fights/Wins Fights,Turns  Most Wins    IAC?s
12         EP                                                  
  2          BASH BROS PARK                5/2         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  6          SHEWISH DINER                 5/4         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  4          WEIRD ALCHEMY                 5/3         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
10         BOB                                                 
  2          SPAWN OF EVIL                 5/2         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  4          SPECTRAL STEEL                5/3         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  4          SATAN'S MINIONS               5/3         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
9          DB                                                  
  6          DARQUE FORCES                 5/4         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  1          THE PURGE 209                 5/1         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  2          ERRATA!                       5/2         24/25, 5        0         0/0       
6          MF                                                  
  2          LAND OF OZ                    5/2         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  2          SECOND BANANAS                5/2         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  2          ROYAL FLUSH                   5/2         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
7          NTT                                                 
  2          2129 BOURBON ST               5/2         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  1          RAINBOW WARRIORS II           5/1         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  4          NAWLINS 2023                  5/3         24/25, 5        0         0/0       
10         BOG                                                 
  2          DWARFED                       5/2         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  4          CHEERS                        5/3         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  4          REIGNNCATSNDOGS               5/3         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
9          FPM                                                 
  4          FLOATING PAST                 5/3         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  1          PHOENIX GUARD                 5/1         24/25, 5        0         0/0       
  4          THE MOTHERSHIP CE             5/3         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
10         RVH                                                 
  2          METALBORN                     5/2         24/25, 5        0         0/0       
  4          FIEND FOLIO                   5/3         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  4          WARBORN CANVAS                5/3         24/25, 5        0         0/0       
11         NS                                                  
  4          BIG LAKE GROOVE               5/3         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  1          SNOW FORT                     5/1         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  6          HATEFUL                       5/4         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
7          IM                                                  
  2          PSY CORPS                     5/2         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  -1         BAD GAS                       5/0         25/25, 5        0         0/1       
  6          FAST FOOD                     5/4         25/25, 5        0         0/1       
7          RES                                                 
  2          OF WOLF & MAN                 5/2         24/25, 5        0         0/0       
  1          EMU'S SEED                    5/1         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  4          WILD WEST                     5/3         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
14         SF                                                  
  6          BIG LAKE MAULERS              5/4         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  2          FILTHY PICKLES                5/2         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  6          FRAYED SANITY                 5/4         25/25, 5        0         0/0       

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in NORTH 
FORK.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Say 
good-bye to BASH BROS PARK, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the 
SHEWISH DINER stable.  Take a look at HATEFUL's act, as they have a 4-1-0 week and 
gain 13 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is FAST FOOD, who swept up 15 places in the ranks.  
Suffering under a 1-4-0 record and dropping from 9th to 21st place were the THE PURGE 
209.  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to ERRATA!, which 
fell to 24th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  What goes up, 
must come down.  Watch out NORTH FORK!  PHOENIX GUARD may fall on you as it crushes 
past the teams below it to fall on the 35th spot.  BIG LAKE MAULERS is no joke as it 
posted a 4-1-0 week advancing from 35th place to 26th place.  Hey everybody, watch 
out for ATTALUS, who flew up 23 points in the rankings after mashing REVEREND JIM 
like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten 
was WITCHES BREW, who dropped 17 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout 
with SQUID.  Drawing on all of his experience as a 17-6-0 warrior, COURAGE went for 
the Duelmastership against ROTE this week.  Going for the gusto and coming up with 
aught but bloody knuckles was LAND OF OZ's COURAGE, who was turned away from the 
Duelmastership by ROTE.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this 
stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the NORTH FORK arena.  Did 
you hear that LAND OF OZ was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal 
hygiene of LAND OF OZ's warriors, I'm not surprised!  Okay, so I may not be funny, 
but catch SATAN'S MINIONS' act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft 
at running from LAND OF OZ.  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, SEA WITCH 
would be president.  Although it may be a contest she doesn't want to win.  Was it 
guts or an overtaxed mental capacity that had EMERALD CITY challenge up 26 points in 
the rankings to take on BARSTOOL 5?  I heard EMERALD CITY laughed all the way to the 
inn as hers new point total of 105 was posted in the arena.  I guess beating BARSTOOL 
5 really pays!  Well, it looks like ONSLAUGHT wasn't happy with last turn's rank, so 
he went for broke by challenging up 29 points.  No guts, no glory.  To the crowd's 
chants of 'Bo-zo bo-zo bo-zo', CALAMITY was taken out by the lower-ranked ONSLAUGHT.  
(Maybe it's time to think Dark Arena?).   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Yes, and another newbie bites the dust as DEAD GRASS goes 
down under the sword of PRINCE OF BARKNESS.  Thanks to this, PRINCE OF BARKNESS now 
has 57 recognition points.  In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, POOT was 
mashed by NEMESIS PRIME, who let POOT know that killing members of DARQUE FORCES is a 
no-no.  Well, the dead guy THON just took WEIRD ALCHEMY off his Christmas card list.  
The poor guy's bloodfeud just expired with zippo results.  Congrats to JON NELSON for 
revenging the death of his teammate (but more importantly, feeding BRICK a bit of 
dirt).  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems 
on the trail to the Isle.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've 
got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK RABBIT 4814              5   2  0 156         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POISON OAK 9449              12   4  0 135         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 SAMURAI SHADOW 10391         14   4  0 116         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 DARK SOHO 10022              20  18  0 115         PSY CORPS (867)           
 LADY FINGERS 9321            11   4  1 115         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 KAMEHAMEHA 10848              8   2  0 114         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 PLANTERS PUNCH 10267         12   5  1 113         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 SKITZO 10796                  8   5  1 112         HATEFUL (895)             
 EMERALD CITY 10582           14   6  0 105         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 SCOOTER PIE 10864            11   3  0 105         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 APEFACE 10318                26  14  0 104         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 HIRELING 10682                8   1  0 104         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 JACK THE BLADE 8521          13  11  2 103         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 EVAN DRAKE 9136              18  14  0 102         CHEERS (659)              
 CRAPKIN 10522                19   7  0 101         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 ONSLAUGHT 10352              16  14  0 101         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 DESI VEGA'S 10837            11   4  1  99         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 OSCAR MAIER 9365             13  11  0  97         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 WAYFARER 10846                8   4  1  95         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 COURAGE 10495                17   7  0  92         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 BOOTLICKER 10182             17  14  2  91         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 EQUES EIDOLON 10390          12   7  0  91         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 CHOPHOUSE 10839               8   3  0  91         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PREDATORS 10322              14   8  0  89         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 LEGGING LAGAN 9625           15  13  0  88         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 CALAMITY 10897                9   4  1  87         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 SECRET SAUCE 10382           18  14  0  85         FAST FOOD (724)           
 CONWAY 9720                  17  16  2  85         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 THE DARK 10463               17  15  1  85         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 NEMESIS PRIME 10643          13   3  0  85         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 ABSOLUM 10023                14  18  2  84         PSY CORPS (867)           
 LOST MOSS 9792               10   3  1  83         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 LOST SHIP 9621               17   8  0  79         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 TASOR FACE 10862              7   8  4  79         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAXIMUS 10296                12  28  0  78         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 ANGEL'S ENVY 10696            7   8  0  78         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 REAL MCCOY 10572              8   1  0  77         FAST FOOD (724)           
 POOT 10774                    7   8  1  77         BAD GAS (893)             
 CARISSIMUS 10204             16  25  1  76         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 ARCHER 7216                  10  10  0  76         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 KA'AHUAMANU 10845             8   3  0  75         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 YETI 8878                    10   8  1  74         SNOW FORT (819)           
 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416           16  17  2  73         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 DOMESTIC 10658                8   4  1  73         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 SNAPDRAGON 10523             11  15  0  72         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 DRIFTWOOD 9793                8   4  0  71         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 EARL GREY 10521               9   2  0  70         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303            14  13  0  69         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 SNOWPUNCH 8981               13   9  0  69         SNOW FORT (819)           
 ZIPPY 10480                  14  16  1  68         LAZY BOYZ (167)           

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CORNFIELD 10560               8   7  0  66         LAND OF OZ (217)          
-WINCHESTER 10260             16  12  0  64         BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      
 HUGH 9291                    10  10  0  64         CHEERS (659)              
 QULLAN 10748                  5   2  1  64         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 -ZERO 8881                   10   9  0  63         SNOW FORT (819)           
 BURNER 10771                  8   8  0  63         BAD GAS (893)             
 FOX & ODEN 10713              7   0  0  63         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 D.N.C. 10803                  5   7  0  63         HATEFUL (895)             
 DEMETRIUS 10203              15  17  0  62         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 SHOE THORN 10802              5   5  0  62         HATEFUL (895)             
 DONNIE STAHL 9675             9   9  0  61         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 FATHER BARRY 9294            11  10  2  59         CHEERS (659)              
 THUGGER JAX 8524              8  17  2  59         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 PRINCE OF BARKNESS 10519      9   4  1  57         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REVEREND JIM 9229             8   5  1  56         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 ATTALUS 10509                 7   9  0  56         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 REAL TIPPER 10599             6   3  0  56         ERRATA! (760)             
 OZWEEPAY 10805                7   7  0  55         HATEFUL (895)             
 BUCKET OF WATER 10583         5  11  0  54         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 LION KING 10419               9  11  0  53         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 BOOM BOX 10666                4   3  0  52         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 SOFT TEN 10562               11  12  0  51         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 PROMETHEUS 10511              8   5  1  51         PSY CORPS (867)           
 COSTANZA 10364               10   7  0  50         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 SQUID 10689                   5   4  0  50         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 DEAD BATTERY 10797            5   3  0  49         HATEFUL (895)             
 SENTRY 10725                  6   2  1  48         METALBORN (890)           
-BLOODY MARY 10616             4   3  0  48         BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      
 GRIFF 10468                   8   7  1  47         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 DELIN BLACKHAUL 10552         8   4  1  47         DWARFED (882)             
 QUEEN OF SHEBA 10672          8   3  0  47         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 BOOSTER JUICE 10921           5   0  0  47         FAST FOOD (724)           
 FLINT FORGEHART 10514         6   9  1  46         DWARFED (882)             
 DAISY MAE'S 10836             6   1  0  45         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 MOON MAID 10794               6   2  1  44         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 GLOOM 10824                   4   1  0  44         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 SPAR-TEKUS 10651              7   5  0  43         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 PRINCESS CAKE 10768           3   2  0  43         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 REMNANT RANGER 10534          8   5  0  42         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 SHPONGLE 10510                8   5  0  41         PSY CORPS (867)           
 PITCH BLACK 10707             6   5  0  41         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 ZAIRE 10622                   9   9  0  40         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 LITTER BOX 10667              5   3  0  40         BASH BROS PARK (766)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YOXXI 10854                   3   2  0  40         ERRATA! (760)             
 NEEDLEMAN 10778               5   3  0  39         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 TRISKA 10737                  2   6  0  39         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 ARCHELIUS 10641               6  10  1  38         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 NINJA NOSFORATU 10384         4   4  0  38         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 SUN GODDESS 10791             4   4  0  37         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 EMPTY CHEST 10342             4   2  0  37         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 SHART 10772                   7   9  0  36         BAD GAS (893)             
 BRUTE 10827                   4   3  0  36         METALBORN (890)           
 COINSHOT 10728                5   3  0  35         METALBORN (890)           
 DROOLMASTER 10602             7   2  0  34         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 BLACK ICE 9921                5   4  0  34         SNOW FORT (819)           
 TENNIS ACE 10710              5   4  0  34         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRECISE 10741                 3   4  0  33         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 THONG 10953                   3   1  0  33         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 EGYPTIAN QUEEN 10790          6   2  0  32         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 MALENA 10831                  4   3  1  32         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 BENT VEX 10821                4   3  0  32         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 XVART 10777                   3   5  0  32         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 ZOUAVE ZOMBIE 10840           3   2  0  32         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 SUSAN KLONTZ 10719            5   4  0  31         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 WITCHES BREW 10601            4   1  1  31         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 MYSTERIOUS TWINKLE 10909      4   2  0  31         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 KING MIDAS 10823              4   1  0  31         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 VOODOO LOUNGE 10833           3   4  0  30         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 BLOOD SLURPER 10746           7   2  0  28         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 AFFLICTION 10900              6   5  0  28         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 FLAIL SNAIL 10749             4   4  0  28         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 SEEKER 10898                  3   2  0  28         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
-CASTIEL 10536                 4   7  0  27         BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      
 BI-ANNUAL 10915               4   1  0  25         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 BONDSTONE 10944               3   1  0  25         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 BANGIS BIGNOSE 10557          6   5  1  24         DWARFED (882)             
 PROCOPIUS 10729               3   7  0  24         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 GORDO 7472                    2   4  0  24         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZINK 10678                    5   7  1  23         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 VICINIUS 10699                4   7  1  23         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 BABETTE 10910                 3   3  0  23         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 MORBIUS 10508                 3  13  0  22         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 KERROM 7454                   2   4  0  22         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 UNDERLING 10942               2   2  0  22         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 MARVIN ZEHM 10723             4   5  2  21         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 KILLSWITCH 10931              4   1  0  21         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 LISSELI 10950                 2   1  0  21         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 VINCE MEAL 10817              3   3  1  20         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 QUEEN KONG 10911              2   2  0  20         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 GOULD 10764                   3   2  0  19         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 FANNY CHMELAR 10753           3   5  0  19         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 JOHN ALLEN HILL 10918         3   2  0  19         CHEERS (659)              
 DAVID COPPERSHIELD 10795      4   3  0  18         DWARFED (882)             
 HAOLE 10842                   4   2  0  18         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 QUEEN NEFERKITTY 10812        4   3  0  18         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 SEA WITCH 10793               3   5  0  18         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 BLACK NIGHT 10849             3   2  0  18         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 RUMP RUMBLES 10945            2   2  1  18         BAD GAS (893)             
 IRON HEART 10814              2   5  0  18         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 BRITTANICUS 10939             2   3  0  18         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 OLAF 10755                    4   4  0  16         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 TRANSFER PORTAL 10925         2   3  0  15         WILD WEST (155)           

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KOA 10916                     2   3  0  15         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 GASPER 10907                  0   5  0  15         METALBORN (890)           
 BITTER SWEET 10856            4   2  0  14         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 ANCIENT AGE 10692             3   5  0  14         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 BLIGHT 10955                  3   1  0  14         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 THE MUSCLE 10933              2   3  1  14         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 KAMALA 10972                  2   0  0  14         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 ALKAVAR 10970                 1   1  0  14         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 OZ KILLER 10908               1   5  1  13         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 COUPON JACK 10983             1   0  0  13         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 AMUNET 10935                  3   2  1  12         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 LEY LINE 10943                2   2  0  12         ERRATA! (760)             
 PENNY STOCKS 10928            2   3  0  12         WILD WEST (155)           
 BRICK 10917                   1   4  1  12         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 NIPPY 10940                   3   2  0  11         SNOW FORT (819)           
 DIRTY HELEN 10929             1   4  0  11         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 JON NELSON 10968              1   1  0  11         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 TICON 10963                   2   1  0  10         PSY CORPS (867)           
 WOKE STRANGER 10976           1   1  0  10         WILD WEST (155)           
 TOM FEHLEN 10946              2   2  0   9         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 WHIMMY PRAYER 10932           1   4  0   9         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 COPYCAT 10919                 0   4  0   8         ERRATA! (760)             
 COLLEGE N.I.L. 10927          1   4  0   7         WILD WEST (155)           
 WOK THIS WAY 10977            1   1  0   6         FAST FOOD (724)           
 I DENTIFIED AS... 10984       1   0  0   6         WILD WEST (155)           
 STEP ON A DUCK 10967          1   1  0   4         BAD GAS (893)             
 CROW 10979                    1   1  0   4         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 RAVEN 10980                   1   1  0   4         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 ORACLE 10971                  0   2  0   2         METALBORN (890)           
 SCREACH 10989                 0   1  0   2         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 LYSANDRA 10969                0   2  0   2         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 AXL HORNBEARD 10987           0   1  0   1         DWARFED (882)             
 HUMID 10988                   0   1  0   1         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 RATBAT 10985                  0   1  0   1         DARQUE FORCES (396)       

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE           0  0 0                      MOON MAID 10794        484 NONE
AIR BISCUIT 10769       2 11 1 BAD GAS 893          SENTRY 10725           482  
DEAD GRASS 10698        4  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   PRINCE OF BARKN 10519  484  
EDMOND FITZDEED 8997    5 12 2 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 WITCHES BREW 10601     483  
SWINDLE 10624           9  6 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    POOT 10774             483 JUST REVENGED
LOKA WARBEARD 10431    10 10 0 DWARFED 882          DESI VEGA'S 10837      482  
RIEKA 10951             0  2 0 EMU'S SEED 891       BANGIS BIGNOSE 10557   482 REVENGED
GELATO 10978            1  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        RUMP RUMBLES 10945     484  
SMASH BURGER 10964      0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        AMUNET 10935           482  
DA1 10986               0  1 0 FIEND FOLIO 892      MOUNTAIN TROLL         484 NONE
JENNY RUD 10776         0  4 0 FILTHY PICKLES 889   BRICK 10917            480 JUST REVENGED
MANGY MIKE 10720        3  7 0 FILTHY PICKLES 889   WURM KIN               484 NONE
WITCH DOCTOR 7215      11  5 0 OF WOLF & MAN 732    WAYFARER 10846         482  
DUNNOCK 10782           0  3 0 PHOENIX GUARD 887    OZ KILLER 10908        480 REVENGED
DOOF 10512              3  6 0 PSY CORPS 867        REVEREND JIM 9229      480 NOT REVENGED
KING PAPANAMON 10811    2  5 1 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  MISTRESS FANDETT       484 NONE
TOADY 10958             1  2 1 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  BLACK ORC              484 NONE
ELMO 10899              3  2 1 SPAWN OF EVIL 899    QULLAN 10748           480 NOT REVENGED
VICE 10901              5  6 1 SPAWN OF EVIL 899    STONE GOLEM            484 NONE
SHADOW 10825            2  2 0 THE PURGE 209 868    VINCE MEAL 10817       483  
THON 10766              3  1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    DELIN BLACKHAUL 10552  480 NOT REVENGED
METELLIUS 10730         1  4 0 WHITE MAIMERS 873    THE MUSCLE 10933       481 REVENGED
REMEGIUS 10966          1  1 0 WHITE MAIMERS 873    TOADY 10958            483  
BITCOIN HUNTING 10924   0  1 0 WILD WEST 155        MALENA 10831           480 NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

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going to do that, I don't think. -- Oz The All-Confused

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(DM18 or DM36) if you are interested in returning.  Also, if you have contacts for any 
of the old members, send those as well. -- Tripwire

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KING PAPANAMON was butchered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
VICE was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
MANGY MIKE was killed by WURM KIN in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
TOADY was luckily killed by  BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
NEMESIS PRIME defeated POOT in a exciting 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
COURAGE was devastated by ROTE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
EMERALD CITY savagely defeated BARSTOOL 5 in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge struggle.
KAMEHAMEHA handily defeated EQUES EIDOLON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
YETI lost to SECRET SAUCE in a 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
ANGEL'S ENVY was vanquished by JACK THE BLADE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
EVAN DRAKE savagely defeated LEGGING LAGAN in a 6 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
TASOR FACE was overpowered by DESI VEGA'S in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
LOST MOSS handily defeated BURNER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
ONSLAUGHT savagely defeated CALAMITY in a 1 minute master's Challenge conflict.
APEFACE luckily beat WAYFARER in a action packed 5 minute expert's Challenge struggle.
ABSOLUM slimly won victory over CARISSIMUS in a 2 minute master's Challenge brawl.
DRIFTWOOD overpowered SOFT TEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GLOCKENSPIEL beat DEMETRIUS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute veteran's Challenge match.
FATHER BARRY was devastated by ARCHER in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
EARL GREY won victory over -ZERO in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
SNOWPUNCH handily defeated LION KING in a 6 minute uneven Challenge duel.
REAL TIPPER was overpowered by REAL MCCOY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MALENA was defeated by DAISY MAE'S in a exciting 1 minute Challenge duel.
AFFLICTION was overpowered by BOOM BOX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
COINSHOT was savagely defeated by BOOSTER JUICE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
FOX & ODEN overpowered SPAR-TEKUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
GRIFF was viciously subdued by DONNIE STAHL in a exciting 4 minute Challenge duel.
PRINCE OF BARKNESS slew DEAD GRASS in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
CORNFIELD overpowered FLINT FORGEHART in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
PROMETHEUS was narrowly defeated by D.N.C. in a tiresome 9 minute Challenge fight.
SENTRY beat ARCHELIUS in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
THE MUSCLE was handily defeated by BRUTE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
YOXXI overpowered GORDO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
LISSELI was demolished by PRINCESS CAKE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
TENNIS ACE slimly won victory over FLAIL SNAIL in a 6 minute brutal Challenge fight.
TRISKA demolished BLACK NIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
BANGIS BIGNOSE was unbelievably bested by VOODOO LOUNGE in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
OZ KILLER was savagely defeated by DAVID COPPERSHIELD in a 1 minute competition.
HAOLE was vanquished by BENT VEX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
OLAF was subdued by BI-ANNUAL in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
KERROM was vanquished by THONG in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge struggle.
DIRTY HELEN lost to FANNY CHMELAR in a popular 1 minute Challenge conflict.
JOHN ALLEN HILL outwaited AMUNET in a unpopular 7 minute Challenge match.
QUEEN NEFERKITTY overcame GASPER in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
MYSTERIOUS TWINKLE demolished MORBIUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ANCIENT AGE was subdued by VINCE MEAL in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
KILLSWITCH luckily beat SEA WITCH in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
TICON was overpowered by XVART in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
COLLEGE N.I.L. was subdued by IRON HEART in a 2 minute Challenge match.
JON NELSON unbelievably bested BRICK in a exciting 3 minute brutal Challenge bout.
WOKE STRANGER defeated CROW in a 3 minute amateur's Challenge bout.
TRANSFER PORTAL bested NIPPY in a 2 minute novice's Challenge conflict.
GELATO was butchered by RUMP RUMBLES in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge battle.
ALKAVAR overpowered RAVEN in a monotonous 6 minute bloody one-sided Challenge brawl.
KAMALA bested STEP ON A DUCK in a 1 minute novice's Challenge bout.
PLANTERS PUNCH vanquished PREDATORS in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JACK RABBIT devastated KA'AHUAMANU in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Title conflict.
SKITZO was beaten by DARK SOHO in a 2 minute expert's fight.
BOOTLICKER was savagely defeated by SAMURAI SHADOW in a 2 minute veteran's conflict.
POISON OAK beat MAXIMUS in a popular 2 minute veteran's struggle.
HIRELING devastated CONWAY in a 1 minute uneven match.
LADY FINGERS vanquished MOOSEKNUCKLE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHOPHOUSE was defeated by CRAPKIN in a 2 minute expert's melee.
THE DARK was overpowered by OSCAR MAIER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SCOOTER PIE vanquished LOST SHIP in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
DOMESTIC viciously subdued MASTER DARQUE in a 2 minute brutal contest.
THUGGER JAX was overpowered by SHOE THORN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ZIPPY overpowered LITTER BOX in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
SHPONGLE was devastated by QULLAN in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
SNAPDRAGON demolished PITCH BLACK in a 1 minute uneven match.
BUCKET OF WATER was bested by OZWEEPAY in a 2 minute veteran's battle.
DELIN BLACKHAUL defeated ZAIRE in a 2 minute duel.
REMNANT RANGER unbelievably bested BLACK ICE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
SHART was subdued by GLOOM in a 2 minute duel.
WITCHES BREW was overpowered by SQUID in a exciting 2 minute mismatched bout.
NINJA NOSFORATU was handily defeated by DEAD BATTERY in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
REVEREND JIM was overpowered by ATTALUS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
COSTANZA bested KING MIDAS in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
HUGH viciously subdued QUEEN OF SHEBA in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.
BABETTE was subdued by SUN GODDESS in a popular 3 minute brutal contest.
QUEEN KONG was luckily beaten by BLOOD SLURPER in a crowd boring 15 minute duel.
DROOLMASTER won victory over VICINIUS in a 3 minute fray.
ZOUAVE ZOMBIE beat KOA in a popular 2 minute duel.
EMPTY CHEST handily defeated MARVIN ZEHM in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
MOON MAID murdered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
EGYPTIAN QUEEN savagely defeated BITTER SWEET in a action packed 2 minute competition.
NEEDLEMAN overpowered LEY LINE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRECISE was subdued by SUSAN KLONTZ in a 2 minute duel.
SEEKER savagely defeated PENNY STOCKS in a exciting 4 minute gruesome contest.
COPYCAT was bested by ZINK in a popular 1 minute melee.
GOULD lost to PROCOPIUS in a 2 minute struggle.
UNDERLING beat TOM FEHLEN in a 2 minute amateur's fight.
BONDSTONE devastated HUMID in a 1 minute uneven battle.
BRITTANICUS overpowered RATBAT in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
BLIGHT unbelievably bested SCREACH in a exciting 4 minute amateur's duel.
WHIMMY PRAYER subdued LYSANDRA in a 3 minute novice's duel.
ORACLE lost to I DENTIFIED AS... in a 2 minute beginner's fray.
WOK THIS WAY luckily beat AXL HORNBEARD in a exciting 4 minute amateur's competition.
COUPON JACK devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  35         TOTAL PARRY       97 -  92 -  0      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 34         STRIKING ATTACK  136 - 139 -  8      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     28         LUNGING ATTACK   135 - 138 -  7      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 24         SLASHING ATTACK   95 - 102 -  5      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   22         AIMED BLOW        73 -  83 -  0      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                      21         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  16 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         WALL OF STEEL     82 -  99 -  4      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     32 -  39 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  21 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    35 -  85 -  6      29  |

Turn 484 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK    17 - 18         3  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       18 - 10     AIMED BLOW        10 - 11         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  9     WALL OF STEEL     10 - 12         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   17 - 17     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  6         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     3 -  9         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  JACK RABBIT 4814            5   2  0  156 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
LUNGING ATTACK   POISON OAK 9449            12   4  0  135 BASH BROS PARK (766)
STRIKING ATTACK  KAMEHAMEHA 10848            8   2  0  114 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897)
AIMED BLOW       EMERALD CITY 10582         14   6  0  105 LAND OF OZ (217)
TOTAL PARRY      APEFACE 10318              26  14  0  104 DARQUE FORCES (396)
WALL OF STEEL    EVAN DRAKE 9136            18  14  0  102 CHEERS (659)
PARRY-LUNGE      WAYFARER 10846              8   4  1   95 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897)
BASHING ATTACK   CORNFIELD 10560             8   7  0   66 LAND OF OZ (217)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    FOX & ODEN 10713            7   0  0   63 2129 BOURBON ST (888)
PARRY-STRIKE     DEAD BATTERY 10797          5   3  0   49 HATEFUL (895)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ONSLAUGHT 10352.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DONNIE STAHL 9675.  The ten other most popular fighters were WAYFARER 10846, 
POISON OAK 9449, BLACK ICE 9921, SEEKER 10898, SCREACH 10989, -ZERO 8881, LION KING 
10419, GRIFF 10468, AXL HORNBEARD 10987, and EVAN DRAKE 9136.

The least popular fighter this week was BLOOD SLURPER 10746.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were RAVEN 10980, JOHN ALLEN HILL 10918, D.N.C. 10803, BLIGHT 10955, 
RATBAT 10985, HUMID 10988, PENNY STOCKS 10928, LEY LINE 10943, KOA 10916, and QUEEN 
KONG 10911.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LADY FINGERS (47-9321) SHEWISH DINER (806)
SKITZO (47-10796) HATEFUL (895)
DESI VEGA'S (47-10837) NAWLINS 2023 (896)
COURAGE (47-10495) LAND OF OZ (217)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BARSTOOL 5 (47-8253) CHEERS (659)
ROTE (47-10386) ERRATA! (760)