DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/05/2016    Duedate: 06/13/2016

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-366

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TOBIAS FUNKE
SECOND BANANAS (573)
(47-7941) [13-2-0,163]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TOBIAS FUNKE                   PEPPER
SECOND BANANAS (573)           STAR PRAIRIE (821)
(47-7941) [13-2-0,163]         (47-8958) [6-0-0,74]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JINX                           FAST EEEK
TEAM TOONS (764)               WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
(47-7951) [15-18-1,88]         (47-8682) [2-2-0,12]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HOWLIN MAD (809)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TOLBINS HIVE A (785)        65
2. SHEWISH DINER (806)         50EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. STAR PRAIRIE (821)          47      Unchartered Team
4. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)     41
5. SNOW FORT (819)             40      WEIRD STUDENTS (805)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WEIRD STUDENTS (805)      11   3  0 78.6   1/ 7*HOWLIN MAD (809)         12  3 0
 2/ 2 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  57  23  3 71.3   2/ 6*WEIRD STUDENTS (805)     11  3 0
 3/ 4*SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)   14   7  0 66.7   3/22*STAR PRAIRIE (821)       11  4 1
 4/ 9*HOWLIN MAD (809)          13   7  0 65.0   4/14 SNOW FORT (819)          10  5 1
 5/ 3 KAOS! (811)               20  11  0 64.5   5/ 5 DARQUE FORCES (396)      10  5 1
 6/ 5 SHEWISH DINER (806)       88  51  8 63.3   6/18 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)  10  5 1
 7/ 6 LES TURFISTES (727)      119  74  5 61.7   7/ 4 RICK AND MORTY (814)     10  5 1
 8/ 7 LAND OF OZ (217)         798 506 27 61.2   8/23*BIKER LIFE (796)         10  5 0
 9/18*STAR PRAIRIE (821)        20  13  2 60.6   9/30 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      9  6 1
10/ 8*DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     27  18  4 60.0  10/ 3 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      9  6 1
11/10 SECOND BANANAS (573)     306 209 30 59.4  11/15 KAOS! (811)               9  6 0
12/11 RICK AND MORTY (814)      23  16  1 59.0  12/20 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)    9  6 0
13-12*DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)     11   8  2 57.9  13/25 80'S DISCO (810)          9  6 0
14/13 D.A. REJECTS (787)        58  43  2 57.4  14/16 LES TURFISTES (727)       9  6 0
15/14 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   430 332 35 56.4  15/24 BASH BROS PARK (766)      9  6 0
16/16 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      31  24  3 56.4  16/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217)          9  6 0
17/15 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         897 714 46 55.7  17/10 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       9  6 0
18/26 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      18  15  2 54.5  18/13*DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     9  6 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/27*BIKER LIFE (796)          18  15  0 54.5  19/26 SECOND BANANAS (573)      9  6 0
20/19 DARQUE FORCES (396)      316 278 25 53.2  20/17 CHEERS (659)              8  5 0
21/21 80'S DISCO (810)          61  54  2 53.0  21/35*SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)   8  6 0
22/25 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   53  47  2 53.0  22/32 D.A. REJECTS (787)        8  7 0
23/20 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584) 105  94  7 52.8  23/34 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      8  7 0
24/22 BAD BEATS (791)           29  27  0 51.8  24/36 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  8  7 0
25/23 CHEERS (659)             137 130 10 51.3  25/ 2 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584)  8  7 0
26/24 BASH BROS PARK (766)      94  90  8 51.1  26/33 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      8  7 0
27/45*KHORS VILLANS (823)        5   5  0 50.0  27/45 WHITE SHADOW (779)        7  7 1
28/29 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)   209 211 12 49.8  28/27*DESTROYERS LEGION (804)   7  7 1
29/28 SERPENTS HOLD II (820)    80  82  4 49.4  29/ 9*FRAYED SANITY (799)       7  8 1
30/30 OTTODROME TW (728)       114 117  7 49.4  30/21*MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)    7  8 1
31/17 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     29  30  3 49.2  31/47 SHEWISH DINER (806)       7  8 1
32/31 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)     134 141  9 48.7  32/37 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          7  8 0
33/35 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      97 106  2 47.8  33/31 SERPENTS HOLD II (820)    7  8 0
34-34 IRON LEGION (652)         31  34  2 47.7  34/29 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)      7  8 0
35/36 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       86  95  6 47.5  35/19*THE WILD HUNT (802)       6  8 1
36/33 FAST FOOD (724)          114 126  4 47.5  36/41*MAILIN MADNESS XXV (817)  6  9 1
37/32 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  44  50  1 46.8  37/42*INQUISITION 100 (807)     6  9 0
38/38 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      49  56  3 46.7  38/11 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     6  9 0
39/37 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     42  52  5 44.7  39/43*SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     6  9 0
40/42 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     34  47  1 42.0  40- 8*DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)     5  5 2
41/46*MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)    15  21  3 41.7  41/48 CLAN KITFOX (781)         5  5 2
42/40 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         44  64  8 40.7  42/53*KHORS VILLANS (823)       5  5 0
43/41 THE SOVEREIGN (818)       24  36  2 40.0  43/40 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  5  8 1
44/39*FRAYED SANITY (799)       16  24  1 40.0  44/38 BAD BEATS (791)           5  9 0
45/44*MAILIN MADNESS XXV (817)   6   9  1 40.0  45/12 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     5 10 0
46/48*SATAN'S MINIONS (813)      8  13  0 38.1  46/50 GAS MONKEY (783)          5 10 0
47/49 TEAM TOONS (764)          75 124  3 37.7  47/39 OTTODROME TW (728)        5 10 0
48/43*DESTROYERS LEGION (804)    9  15  1 37.5  48/57 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     4  6 0
49/51*INQUISITION 100 (807)      6  10  0 37.5  49/28 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         4 10 1
50/54 CLAN KITFOX (781)         53  91  6 36.8  50/44 FAST FOOD (724)           4 11 0
51/56 WHITE SHADOW (779)        60 104  4 36.6  51/52 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    3 11 1
52/57 SNOW FORT (819)           27  47  2 36.5  52/46*BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    3 12 1
53/47 BEYOND THE WALL (812)     62 108  4 36.5  53/49 BEYOND THE WALL (812)     3 12 0
54/53 BIG IDEA (32)            247 442 24 35.8  54/51 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         3 12 0
55/52 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         86 157  6 35.4  55/54 TEAM TOONS (764)          2  3 0
56/58 GAS MONKEY (783)          33  62  1 34.7  56-56 IRON LEGION (652)         2  6 0
57/55*BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    13  26  3 33.3  57/58 THE SOVEREIGN (818)       1 14 0
58/50*THE WILD HUNT (802)        7  17  1 29.2  58/55 BIG IDEA (32)             0  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Turf War 10 Scores - Turn 3                            
                              
Alliance Scores                              
                        Fights               
                         per   Alliance  Team    Turn
Score Alliance Record   (*)   Team      Points  Points

185   AM        13-7      5      9        58      67
177   GLS       13-7      5      9        59      68
177   CDOOM     14-6(*)   5     14        63      77
174   IC        10-10     5      9        48      57
170   KGGP       9-11     5      9        38      47
165   PANGEA    11-9      5      9        51      60
156   FRODO      8-11     4      6        37      43
155   ATX       13-7      5      9        54      63
153   TEABAG     9-7      4      6        32      38
147   AA         6-14     5      9        35      44
141   TWC        5-14     4      6        33      39
128   M*MBO      6-14     5      9        31      40
 89   MERC       4-11     0      0        17      17

Individual Team Scores                       

Score  Team                 Record  Endurance  DC's  IAC's

58  AM                   
18     HOWLIN MAD           4!-1    15/15, 3    0     0
11     SATAN'S MINIONS      2!-3    15/15, 3    0     0
18     EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE  4!-1    15/15, 3    0     0
11     80'S DISCO            3-2    15/15, 3    0     0

59  GLS                  
23     STAR PRAIRIE         5!-0    15/15, 3    0     0
14     LIFE'S LESSONS       3!-2    15/15, 3    0     0
14     SNOW FORT            3!-2    15/15, 3    0     0
 8     GAS MONKEY            2-3    15/15, 3    0     0

63  CDOOM                
11     BASH BROS PARK        3-2    15/15, 3    0     0
18     SHEWISH DINER        4!-1    15/15, 3    0     0
23     GARBAGE PAIL KIDS    5!-0    15/15, 3    0     0
11     CHEERS               2!-3    13/15, 3    0     0

48  IC                   
14     SPECTRAL STEEL       3!-2    15/15, 3    0     0
14     D.A. REJECTS         3!-2    15/15, 3    0     0
 6     A'MERKIN INJUNS       1-4    15/15, 3    0     0
14     BAAL'S MINIONS       3!-2    15/15, 3    0     0

38  KGGP                 
11     WEIRD ALCHEMY         3-2    15/15, 3    0     0
 8     KAOS!                 2-3    15/15, 3    0     0
 8     LES TURFISTES         2-3    15/15, 3    0     0
11     SERPENTS HOLD II     2!-3    15/15, 3    0     0

51  PANGEA                    
14     RICK AND MORTY       3!-2    15/15, 3    0     0
11     MAILIN MADNESS XXVII 2!-3    15/15, 3    0     0
 8     INQUISITION 100       2-3    15/15, 3    0     0
18     WICKED MARTYRS       4!-1    15/15, 3    0     0

37  FRODO                
 8     LAND OF OZ            2-3    15/15, 3    0     0
14     SECOND BANANAS       3!-2    15/15, 3    0     0
11     ROYAL FLUSH          2!-3    15/15, 3    0     0
 4     MYSTIC ORC FEAST      1-3    14/15, 3    0     0

54  ATX                  
14     PAWN OF PROPHECY     3!-2    15/15, 3    0     0
11     TEAM BLACKSTAFF       3-2    10/15, 2    0     0
11     DEATHLY HALLOWS       3-2    15/15, 3    0     0
18     TOLBINS HIVE A       4!-1    15/15, 3    0     0

32  TEABAG                    
 7     SPROUT OF MY MIND    3!-1     14/15, 3   1     0
 6     BAD BEATS             2-2     14/15, 3   0     0
12     WEIRD STUDENTS       3!-1     14/15, 3   0     0
 7     DESTROYERS LEGION    1!-3     14/15, 3   0     0

35  AA                   
 5     BIG LAKE GROOVE       0-5     15/15, 3   0     0
18     BIKER LIFE           4!-1     15/15, 3   0     0
 6     BIG LAKE MAULERS      1-4     15/15, 3   0     0
 6     FRAYED SANITY         1-4     15/15, 3   0     0

33  TWC                  
11     NATURAL B. KILLERS   2!-3     15/15, 3   0     0
14     MENTOR'S MISFITS     3!-2     15/15, 3   0     0
 3     TOKEN ENTRY           0-4     14/15, 3   0     0
 5     THE WILD HUNT         0-5     14/15, 3   0     0

31  M*MBO                
 8     OTTODROME TW          2-3     15/15, 3   0     0
11     DARQUE FORCES        2!-3     15/15, 3   0     0
 6     BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK    1-4     13/15, 3   0     0
 6     FAST FOOD             1-4     15/15, 3   0     0

17  MERC                 
 0     DEITYS OF CHAOS       0-0     10/15, 2   0     0
 5     BEYOND THE WALL       0-5     15/15, 3   0     0
 1     THE SOVEREIGN         1-4     15/15, 3   1     0
11     KHORS VILLANS         3-2     10/15, 2   0     0

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Say good-bye to LAND OF OZ, as they are pushed from the coveted top 
team spot by the HOWLIN MAD stable.  Take a look at STAR PRAIRIE's act, as they have 
a 5-0-0 week and gain 19 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf 
of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is GARBAGE PAIL KIDS, who swept up 12 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at BIKER LIFE's act, as they have a 4-1-0 week and 
gain 15 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is WICKED MARTYRS, who swept up 21 places in the ranks.  
Take a look at 80'S DISCO's act, as they have a 3-2-0 week and gain 12 places in the 
team ranking.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out NORTH FORK!  LAND OF OZ may 
fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 16th spot.  Rising 
in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is SPROUT OF MY 
MIND, who swept up 14 places in the ranks.  Take a look at SPECTRAL STEEL's act, as 
they have a 3-2-0 week and gain 11 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE, who 
swept up 12 places in the ranks.  Suffering under a 2-3-0 record and dropping from 
2nd to 25th place were the NATURAL B. KILLERS 2.  Keep trying!  Take a look at WHITE 
SHADOW's act, as they have a 4-1-1 week and gain 18 places in the team ranking.  A 
seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to FRAYED SANITY, which fell to 29th, it's 
what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is SHEWISH DINER, who swept up 16 places in 
the ranks.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out NORTH FORK!  THE WILD HUNT may 
fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 35th spot.  
Suffering under a 1-4-0 record and dropping from 11th to 38th place were the A'MERKIN 
INJUNS.  Keep trying!  Take a look at KHORS VILLANS' act, as they have a 3-2-0 week 
and gain 11 places in the team ranking.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out 
NORTH FORK!  BIG LAKE GROOVE may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to 
fall on the 45th spot.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to TOKEN ENTRY, 
which fell to 49th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  It looks 
like the guys(?) at TOLBINS HIVE A had a good week as they went 4-1-0 to put them in 
10th place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch out for LILITH, who flew up 
24 points in the rankings after mashing CYCLONUS like a melon.  Keep your eye on this 
beast.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  CYCLONUS was 
bested by LILITH and drops 19 points.  Unlike most arenas, TOBIAS FUNKE managed to 
get his challenge off against the 11-6-1 EAT IT RAW.  Our battling duelmaster TOBIAS 
FUNKE has managed to hold the title, fending off EAT IT RAW's none too subtle 
advances.  Better luck next time, BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK.  Can you believe they are 
paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the NORTH FORK arena.  Did 
you hear that BIG LAKE GROOVE was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of BIG LAKE GROOVE's warriors, I'm not surprised!  For those of you 
who like math, try this one:  BIG LAKE GROOVE + Weapons That go Boom = STAR PRAIRIE + 
Avoid City.  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, QUICK SAND would be 
president.  Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win.  In a mismatch, our 
friend DRONE A4 of TOLBINS HIVE A got heroic notions and challenged LION.  What did 
it get him?  A 8-3-0 record, that's what.  I heard DRONE A4 laughed all the way to 
the inn as his new point total of 102 was posted in the arena.  I guess beating LION 
really pays!  TWEET of SPROUT OF MY MIND had better have a good reason for 
challenging down 9 points in a challenge which she won.  I thought TWEET showed great 
skill and promise when she defeated P-NUT FIREBEARD.  All right, so I slept through 
it!  Big deal!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  We might as well mark the passing of COOL 
CLARK, who was relatively new to the arena at 2-1-0.  Probably killed before his 
first shave.  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  
Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya next time I'm on this 
circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOBIAS FUNKE 7941            13   2  0   163       SECOND BANANAS (573)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCORPION KING 4718           11   3  0   154       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 JACK O'LANTERN 2762           8   4  0   153       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 THE DOCTOR 8142              13   5  0   131       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 WARRIOR WIGHT 7978           11   7  0   121       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756        15  11  1   120       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 DOOM SLINGER 6335            15   6  1   114       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 DEL ICIOUS 8221              13   4  0   114       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 TEENS SUCKING FACE 8040      11   4  1   111       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 RICE & BEANS 8667            14   1  1   107       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 CRYSTAL BALL 8257            14  10  1   102       LAND OF OZ (217)
 DRONE A4 8098                 8   3  0   102       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 MARLBORO MAN 8145            10   6  1   101       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 DRONE A1 8097                 9   2  1   100       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 ELEPHANT 7127                12   7  2    97       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774      18  25  2    95       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 LILITH 8219                  10   3  1    94       CHEERS (659)
 LION 8020                    22   9  0    93       LAND OF OZ (217)
 EAT IT RAW 7996              11   7  1    93       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 KOBE 8910                    11   2  0    92       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
 DRESDEN 7237                  9   5  0    92       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 WARGRATH 8735                 8   3  0    91       KAOS! (811)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NIMBLE FOX 8135              12   6  2    90       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 JINX 7951                    15  18  1    88       TEAM TOONS (764)
 FAITH 8944                   21  24  0    87       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
 SUPERSIZE ME 8110            12   5  0    87       FAST FOOD (724)
 SKYWARP 8063                 11   9  1    87       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 MEZQUINO POLLO 8666          15   5  1    86       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 RELAX 8706                    7   2  0    86       80'S DISCO (810)
 CRAPULODON 4305              18  20  0    84       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 MR. WOLF 7401                15  13  0    84       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NICK TORTELLI 8176           11   7  0    81       CHEERS (659)
 HABANERO 8669                13   5  1    80       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 CALLAMYTIE 8748              11  15  1    80       BEYOND THE WALL (812)
 WALKER 8907                  11   7  0    78       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
-HAMMER 6170                   7   6  0    78       IRON LEGION (652)
 DEPUTY FIFE 7768             16   8  1    76       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 ONE TIME! 8396               12   4  0    74       BAD BEATS (791)
 PEPPER 8958                   6   0  0    74       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 DWES EG SALAD 8639           15   8  1    73       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 VICKY MENDOZA 8048           10   9  0    73       GAS MONKEY (783)
 CYCLONUS 8365                 8   3  1    73       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 HOMIE D. CLONE 5546           4   0  0    70       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277         10   8  0    69       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 BROKEN POND 8105              9  10  0    68       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLIZZARD 8887                 4   1  0    66       SNOW FORT (819)
 SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134         9  10  1    65       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 LATE OR EARLY 8183            8   5  0    65       LES TURFISTES (727)
 HOMEY D. CLONE 5637          13  11  0    64       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 LE GRELE 8252                 6   4  0    64       LES TURFISTES (727)
 NIGHTS CALL 7989             14  20  0    63       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 DON QUIXOTE 8393             10   6  0    63       BAD BEATS (791)
 ANGRY CLAM 8267               8   5  0    63       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146          8   5  0    63       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 SIR KILLALOT 6020            10   8  0    62       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 HENCHMAN 8756                 4   0  0    62       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 ODIN AVERSSON 7968           11  28  0    61       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 BRANDY ALEX 8824              4   2  0    61       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 FIDDLE 7898                  11  15  0    60       OTTODROME TW (728)
 LIL PRINCESS 8370             6   4  0    60       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 BEARDED FREAK 7995           10   9  0    59       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 SUMMER 8811                   4   1  0    59       RICK AND MORTY (814)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLINDING MAN 8417             7   5  0    56       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 PEANUT BLUBBER 8624           6   3  0    56       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 PLAGUE PARADE 8165            5   8  0    55       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 SHANE 8902                    4   0  0    55       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
 GOLDEN CAP 8378               9   6  0    52       LAND OF OZ (217)
-BLADE 6168                    8   6  0    52       IRON LEGION (652)
 LEGO CAB 8230                 7   5  0    52       LES TURFISTES (727)
 RICK 8810                     5   0  1    52       RICK AND MORTY (814)
 DIGITAL POP 8864              3   0  0    52       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
 KIND KOHL 8616                3   0  0    51       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 CRYING KID 8392               3   0  0    50       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-CRESCENT 6167                 7   8  0    49       IRON LEGION (652)
 BARNEY STINSON 8307           5   5  0    49       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 QUICK SAND 8419               7   5  0    48       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 JACK B. QUICK 8246            6  20  0    48       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 GARY 8948                     5   2  0    48       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493          6   3  1    46       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 MORTY 8809                    6   1  0    46       RICK AND MORTY (814)
 MORGAN 7235                   8   8  0    45       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215          7  11  2    44       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 GET THE POINT? 5097           7  16  1    44       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 RUNNY LEGS 8623               6   5  1    44       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 SUZI Q 8565                   3   1  0    44       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 BARSTOOL 5 8253              11   4  0    43       CHEERS (659)
 CLAMTASTIC 7994              10   7  0    43       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 MUNCHKIN 8432                 7   6  0    43       LAND OF OZ (217)
 HUMBUG 8655                   2   1  0    43       LAND OF OZ (217)
 EPHYRA 8372                   9  10  1    42       WHITE SHADOW (779)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRANULO 8496                  6   3  0    42       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 RON WE SLAY 8494              6   3  1    41       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 ORESTES 8391                  8   9  1    40       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 SLUDGE 8470                   4   2  1    40       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 AMIINANY DANGER 8491          5   4  1    39       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 BAD INK 8501                  5   2  0    38       BIKER LIFE (796)
 TWEET 8861                    4   0  0    38       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
 STINK FACE 8688               3   1  0    38       HOWLIN MAD (809)
 SEX (I'M A) 8704              3   1  0    38       80'S DISCO (810)
 CHIN CHECK 8773               3   0  0    38       HOWLIN MAD (809)
 LUCCIO 7303                   6  10  1    37       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 DRINKING DRUNK 8617           3   0  0    37       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 HAWKINS 8949                  3   0  0    36       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 SLYMENSTRA 8744               6   5  0    35       BEYOND THE WALL (812)
 TRIGGER HAPPY COP 8691        3   0  0    35       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 LACKEY 8760                   2   1  0    35       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 DUMBLEGORE 8492               5   4  1    34       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 HIPPSTER 8953                 3   2  0    34       STAR PRAIRIE (821)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SILK 8229                     7   7  0    33       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 BLACK CHAOS 8872              5   8  0    33       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 BUSTED ACES 8580              5   2  0    33       BAD BEATS (791)
 O'JAY 8291                    4   4  1    33       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 SAD STRIKER 8615              3   0  0    33       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264         5  11  0    32       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 FALSE BRAVADO 8538            4   2  0    32       BIKER LIFE (796)
-BOJ 8858                      3   0  0    32       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
 -ZERO 8881                    3   1  0    32       SNOW FORT (819)
 LACK OF HYGIENE 8754          3   0  0    32       BIKER LIFE (796)
 STARFURY 8596                 3   3  0    31       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 HOBO CASSEROLE 8622           2   1  1    31       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 WINSTON 8732                  2   1  0    31       KAOS! (811)
 OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297           8   5  1    30       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 QUAGMIRE 8272                 5   8  1    30       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 DIVIN' IVAN 8539              4   2  0    30       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 MIKEY 8951                    3   3  2    30       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 DRONE A12 8790                3   1  1    30       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 RUFF RUFF 8860                2   3  0    30       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
 OOKLA THE MOK 8468            5   5  1    29       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 ADOBE GILLIS 8309             5   7  0    28       OTTODROME TW (728)
 JERRY 8804                    5   3  0    28       RICK AND MORTY (814)
 BETH 8803                     3   5  0    28       RICK AND MORTY (814)
 AMORA 8737                    3   0  0    28       KAOS! (811)
 SABNOCK 8820                  2   1  0    28       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 GALAXIE 8339                  6   4  0    27       GAS MONKEY (783)
 OBNOXIOUS NOISE 8537          4   2  0    27       BIKER LIFE (796)
 DIANE 8574                    4   3  0    27       CHEERS (659)
 MEAN MUG 8686                 3   1  0    27       HOWLIN MAD (809)
-DARKMIGHT 8594                2   3  0    27       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 PHAROS 8478                   5   5  1    26       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 ROSEBUD 8413                  4   9  1    26       BIG IDEA (32)
 DAVE 8862                     2   2  0    26       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
 SUNSTORM 8377                 6   4  0    25       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 BROCK TULGREN 8528            6   2  0    25       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 TORAK 8341                    4   5  0    25       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 WHIPPED CREAM 8768            2   1  0    25       FAST FOOD (724)
 BRONWYN 8774                  3   0  0    24       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 DIRTY LOOK 8684               2   2  0    24       HOWLIN MAD (809)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUSEY 8293                    5   2  1    23       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 JACK THE BLADE 8521           3   5  0    23       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AGENT 99 8694                 3   0  0    23       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 MAX MEGADOOM 8976             2   0  0    23       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 BULLY 8410                    1   2  0    23       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 GLADIUS 8873                  5   7  0    22       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 MR. RODGERS 8853              3   0  0    22       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 NIPSEY RUSSELL 8359           2   3  0    22       OTTODROME TW (728)
 LISTER 8462                   2   1  0    22       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 DESPERO 8848                  1   2  0    22       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874          5   6  0    21       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
-MR NANCY 8568                 3   1  1    21       DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)
 HATTY 8859                    3   2  0    21       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
 YETI 8878                     2   1  1    21       SNOW FORT (819)
 ALIISZA 8871                  5   5  0    20       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 OCTOGAB 8382                  3   1  0    20       LES TURFISTES (727)
 NOMA S 8597                   2   3  0    20       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 HIRELING 8763                 2   2  0    20       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 CRASH 8741                    2   4  0    20       BEYOND THE WALL (812)
 TEFAL MINATOR 8383            2   1  0    20       LES TURFISTES (727)
 VOLDAWROTH 8968               2   0  0    20       KHORS VILLANS (823)
 FILTHY HANDS 8440             2   1  0    20       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 FRESH UNDERWEAR 8766          1   2  0    20       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 CORSON 8821                   2   1  1    19       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 BLOODFIRE 8559                2   1  0    19       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 ANYTHING ELSE 8670            2   1  0    19       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 ON SECOND THOUGHT 8600        2   1  0    19       OTTODROME TW (728)
 SNOWPUNCH 8981                2   0  0    19       SNOW FORT (819)
 SHEENA 8474                   1   2  0    19       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 SCHWEDERSKE 8525              5   3  0    18       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 APEX PREDATOR 8651            3   3  0    18       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 SLINGHOT 8787                 2   1  0    18       GAS MONKEY (783)
 DRONE A11 8599                2   2  0    18       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 SUICIDE I 8609                3   2  1    17       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 HYPERACTIVATE 8699            1   2  0    17       80'S DISCO (810)
 PIMPIN' PETE 8785             1   2  0    17       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 GORISTRO 8589                 0   3  0    17       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-LOW KEY 8571                  3   1  0    16       DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)
 THUGGER JAX 8524              2   6  2    16       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
-GORE GORE GIRL 8679           2   2  0    16       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 ARMORED TEAPOT 8866           1   2  1    16       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
 HOWLSTORM 8556                1   4  1    16       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 DRONE A13 8863                1   2  0    16       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 MOONDOG 8591                  1   3  0    16       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 WHITE WIZARD 8734             3   2  0    15       KAOS! (811)
-VOTAN 8569                    1   2  1    15       DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)
 POUTINE 8769                  1   2  0    15       FAST FOOD (724)
 VINCE 9003                    1   0  0    15       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 BEL AIR 8788                  2   1  0    14       GAS MONKEY (783)
 TURTLE NINJA 8988             1   0  1    14       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 HOT TAMALE 8798               1   2  0    14       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 LEATHER VEST 8499             1   5  0    14       BIKER LIFE (796)
 OODLES OF TALENT 8795         1   2  0    14       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 GHOST PEPPER 8722             3   0  0    13       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 MUD PATH 8767                 2   1  0    13       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 BLUE MONDAY 8697              2   1  0    13       80'S DISCO (810)
 PIE ALA ROAD 8489             1   4  0    13       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 TEACH 8673                    1   2  0    13       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 DIOMEDES 8564                 3   3  0    12       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 SEABLOOM 8527                 2   6  0    12       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 FAST EEEK 8682                2   2  0    12       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 MYTHBUSTER 8658               2   2  0    12       BIG IDEA (32)
 JOE BANANAS 8681              2   2  0    12       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 TRUMP STUMP 8857              2   0  0    12       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 KING NATHEL 8814              2   1  0    12       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OLAF 8880                     1   3  0    12       SNOW FORT (819)
 VALAC 8819                    1   2  0    12       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 BANSHEE 9000                  1   0  0    12       GAS MONKEY (783)
 THE SAFETY DANCE 8700         2   2  0    11       80'S DISCO (810)
 GASEOUS CLAY 8516             2   3  0    11       OTTODROME TW (728)
-CZERNOBOG 8567                2   2  0    11       DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)
-RUNNER RUNNER 8789            1   1  0    11       BAD BEATS (791)
 JEB! 9002                     1   0  0    11       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 CHALE HOLMES 8724             3   1  0    10       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 HEADLESS NICK 8776            3   1  0    10       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 BARAK 8813                    2   1  0    10       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 BLANSKI 8604                  2   4  0    10       FRAYED SANITY (799)
-SHADOW 8570                   2   2  0    10       DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)
 FIVE-DOLLAR RAY 8572          1   6  1    10       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 SKULGARR THE CRUEL 8987       1   0  0    10       KHORS VILLANS (823)
 YAO MING 8726                 2   3  0     9       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 EMO 8854                      2   1  0     9       HOWLIN MAD (809)
 CONVERSATION 8672             1   2  0     9       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 THE KID 8690                  1   2  0     9       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 YEAH 8671                     1   2  0     9       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 BAD RECIPE 8770               0   3  0     9       FAST FOOD (724)
 WHITE REPUBLICAN 8855         1   2  0     8       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 BOLA 8579                     1   1  0     8       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 HJORVARDR 8792                2   1  0     7       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 WHIPPITA 8989                 1   0  1     7       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 FEEL THE BERN 9001            1   0  0     7       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 GUMBO JERK 8620               0   3  0     7       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 GREEDY GIMP 8731              1   2  1     6       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 THE GUT STOMPER 8784          1   3  0     6       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 JAKE THE JIGGLER 8782         1   3  0     6       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 BLADE WING 8966               1   1  0     6       KHORS VILLANS (823)
-MEAT LOAFER 8796              0   2  0     6       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 TURF WAR EUPHORIA 8865        1   2  0     5       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
 PITCHING ACE 8799             1   2  0     5       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 I'M INTERESTING 8800          1   2  0     5       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 VARYSS 8733                   1   2  0     5       KAOS! (811)
 VIKING VAMPIRE 8992           1   0  0     5       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 HOMINY JOB 9005               1   0  0     5       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
 BALDR 8794                    1   2  0     5       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 FREJA 8727                    0   5  0     5       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-EDGE 7844                     1   1  0     4       IRON LEGION (652)
 IRONFANG 8967                 1   1  0     4       KHORS VILLANS (823)
 ARTEMISIA 8740                0   4  0     4       BEYOND THE WALL (812)
 GRIM JIM 8986                 1   0  0     3       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 FORESTER 8765                 0   3  0     3       BIG IDEA (32)
 GEIR 8793                     0   3  0     3       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 BLACK PLANET 8971             0   2  0     2       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 KVT3 8965                     0   2  0     2       KHORS VILLANS (823)
 FRANKENCHRIST 8972            0   2  0     2       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 DARKWATCH 8998                0   1  0     1       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 STING 8999                    0   1  0     1       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
 LARRY 8982                    0   1  0     1       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 JUNO SABE 8990                0   1  0     1       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 EDMOND FITZDEED 8997          0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 GOOD OL'BOY 8993              0   1  0     1       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 FRIED MICE 8995               0   1  0     1       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BRACKETOLOGY 8983       0  1 0 BAD BEATS 791        BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT      366  NONE
TILT! 8605              0  5 0 BAD BEATS 791        MIKEY 8951            365   
GORGORE 8974            0  2 0 BEYOND THE WALL 812  STICKY TRIPOU         366  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GYPSY 8742              1  6 0 BEYOND THE WALL 812  THUGGER JAX 8524      364  REVENGED
GEO WOODSMAN 8816       0  1 0 BIG IDEA 32          ROQUEFORT KISS        366  NONE
OL' GOATHERD 8815       0  1 0 BIG IDEA 32          STICKY TRIPOU         366  NONE
THE TRICKSTER 8502      1  3 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  AMIINANY DANGER 8491  362  REVENGED
THURMAN MERMAN 8783     1  2 1 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 HOWLSTORM 8556        365   
DEAD MEAT 8979          0  1 0 BUBBA'S CLAM SHA 780 HAIRY ANDOUILLET      366  NONE
HARRY THE HAT 8695      0  2 0 CHEERS 659           TURTLE NINJA 8988     366   
DULCINEA 8480           4  4 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      MR NANCY 8568         364   
FOE SHOW 8576           3  2 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      RICK 8810             364   
SEVERUS NAPE 8490       2  3 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795  PHAROS 8478           362  REVENGED
BANDOR 8592             1  2 1 DESTROYERS LEGIO 804 CREAMY OYSTER         366  NONE
BRAMOBULL 9007          0  1 0 DESTROYERS LEGIO 804 ROQUEFORT KISS        366  NONE
$5 SANDWICH 8486        0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        YETI 8878             364   
DA1 9004                0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        LEGLESS FROG          366  NONE
BARRACUDA 8786          0  2 0 GAS MONKEY 783       FIVE-DOLLAR RAY 8572  365   
LEER 8685               0  1 0 HOWLIN MAD 809       SUICIDE I 8609        362  NOT REVENGED
BAPHOMASHER 5849        5  7 0 LIFE'S LESSONS 562   OOKLA THE MOK 8468    362  REVENGED
JENNA 5099             18 28 4 LIFE'S LESSONS 562   EAT IT RAW 7996       365   
BAD 9006                0  1 0 MAILIN MADNESS X 817 CHEEKY SNAIL          366  NONE
SCRAWNY CAT 8868        0  2 0 MAILIN MADNESS X 817 DRONE A12 8790        365   
PEE WEE 8725            0  1 0 MENTOR'S MISFITS 789 DUMBLEGORE 8492       362  NOT REVENGED
CHOP SEWEE 8553         0  2 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 HOBO CASSEROLE 8622   365   
SPILLED WATER 8996      0  1 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT      366  NONE
SS GUARD 6018           8  5 0 NATURAL B. KILLE 584 DRONE A1 8097         363  REVENGED
BOOTLICKER 8985         0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  WHIPPITA 8989         366   
DEADBEAT 8984           0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  LIVING GERARD         366  NONE
FLUNKY 8758             0  2 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  VOTAN 8569            365   
GRRR 8912              10  2 0 SERPENTS HOLD II 820 FOUL BILL 8061        364  NONE
PEACEFUL REST 8991      0  1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   ROQUEFORT KISS        366  NONE
GUARALDI 8975           0  1 0 TEAM BLACKSTAFF 735  SLUDGE 8470           365   
MISTY EVE 8875          3  8 2 THE SOVEREIGN 818    ROQUEFORT KISS        366  NONE
ELVIS FROM HELL 8780    0  1 0 TOKEN ENTRY 725      CORSON 8821           364   
AETHER MARINE 8755      1  1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    BUSEY 8293            364   
COOL CLARK 8613         2  1 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 805   EPHYRA 8372           366   
FAILING FTF 8614        0  1 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 805   ARMORED TEAPOT 8866   364   
WANDERING WARD 8973     0  1 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 805   GREEDY GIMP 8731      365   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

You know whom you are, I am giving you the opportunity to correct a wrong. 
Purposefully entering incorrect style data into the Terrablood database, which belongs 
to us all in the game, is inconsiderate, foul, unethical, and could lead to penalties 
up to and including expulsion.  If others near to you are doing same, please advise 
them of same.  Please go into the database and correct all your wrongs in all the 
arenas. -- Oz The All Disappointed

All -- I, Manta, manager of Token Entry, declare Elephant to be my champion. -- Manta

Royal Flush -- Am I getting away with murder?  I look up and the stars are silent.  
Have the gods turned away from em?  I can only wait. 

Den -- You seem to have a fascination with the men's showers and with paddles.  You 
also like to make "masculine" names "feminine" as a stance to prop yourself up.  At 
the same time you like to demean men by implying that they are children.  Why?  What 
unfortunate history is there?  Why is the lack of agency, the lack of individual power 
such an issue for you?  Share it with us and heal yourself.  The LGBT community is 
open to you.  Reach out and be healed. -- Manta

I declare Dresden to be the Turf War champion for Team Blackstaff. -- Bill the Bard

Barney Stinson -- I'll make one more comment, post-fight (since I seemed to be pretty 
chatty during our fight)..."you look more like a third or fourth banana." -- Sex

Black Planet -- Interesting weapon choice...next time just attack with the dagger 
unless we fight. -- Safety Dance

Olaf -- Good fight! -- Blue Monday

TW commission -- Let it be known that Trigger Hapy Cop will now stand as Champion for 
Natural B. Killers -- Maximillian

Odin Averson -- Thanx for the lesson, learned alot!!  I see...a rematch in our future.

Hjorvardr -- Lucky...I can see where my training is needed. -- White Reublican

Harry Slaughter -- Ah bad style matchup for me, good for you. I count myself lucky to 
have survived. -- Suicide I

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BANDOR was butchered by CREAMY OYSTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MISTY EVE was barely slain by ROQUEFORT KISS in a exciting 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
GORGORE was murdered by STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by LEGLESS FROG in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
SPILLED WATER was assassinated by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEAD MEAT was butchered by HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
BRACKETOLOGY was assassinated by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
DEADBEAT was butchered by LIVING GERARD in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
BAD was easily killed by CHEEKY SNAIL in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
GEO WOODSMAN was viciously butchered by ROQUEFORT KISS in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
OL' GOATHERD was assassinated by STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
PEACEFUL REST was narrowly killed by ROQUEFORT KISS in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BRAMOBULL was viciously butchered by ROQUEFORT KISS in a 2 minute Dark Arena bout.
FRANKENCHRIST was demolished by CORSON in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
DIGITAL POP handily defeated GET THE POINT? in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
TOBIAS FUNKE demolished EAT IT RAW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title brawl.
DEL ICIOUS handily defeated DRESDEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
ELEPHANT was bested by DOG ON THE LOOSE in a 5 minute expert's Challenge duel.
TEENS SUCKING FACE overpowered SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
WARRIOR WIGHT overpowered WARGRATH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DRONE A4 savagely defeated LION in a tiring 9 minute bloody Challenge match.
RELAX devastated DON QUIXOTE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CALLAMYTIE was demolished by CRYSTAL BALL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
LE GRELE was vanquished by SKYWARP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
FAITH was overpowered by MARLBORO MAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SIR KILLALOT was vanquished by CRAPULODON in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MUMMY MUSKETEER was savagely defeated by PEPPER in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
PLAGUE PARADE was vanquished by WALKER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
DWES EG SALAD beat HOMEY D. CLONE in a 3 minute expert's Challenge competition.
BEARDED FREAK was overpowered by MR. WOLF in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PHANTOM PIKEMAN viciously subdued BLINDING MAN in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
HOMIE D. CLONE overpowered ODIN AVERSSON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GARY beat RUNS WITH SPEAR in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
KIND KOHL demolished OOKLA THE MOK in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
SEX (I'M A) was demolished by LIL PRINCESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PEANUT BLUBBER beat CLAMTASTIC in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
SHANE overpowered SLYMENSTRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
HENCHMAN handily defeated BARSTOOL 5 in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge match.
ANGRY CLAM viciously subdued GOLDEN CAP in a 5 minute bloody Challenge bout.
BLIZZARD demolished QUICK SAND in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
RON WE SLAY was luckily beaten by CRYING KID in a exciting 5 minute Challenge fight.
RICK viciously subdued JACK B. QUICK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel.
OCTOGAB was overcome by TRIGGER HAPPY COP in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
ADOBE GILLIS was defeated by O'JAY in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
AMIINANY DANGER overpowered SUICIDE I in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
DRINKING DRUNK overcame JERRY in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge match.
BUSTED ACES subdued TORAK in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
DESPERO was beaten by FALSE BRAVADO in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
MOONDOG was handily defeated by HIPPSTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SILK won victory over QUAGMIRE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge match.
HAWKINS handily defeated DRONE A11 in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge bout.
TWEET overpowered P-NUT FIREBEARD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
HUMBUG bested STARFURY in a exciting 4 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
BLACK CHAOS savagely defeated HATTY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge battle.
COOL CLARK was dealt death by EPHYRA in a 1 minute Challenge match.
CHIN CHECK demolished SCHWEDERSKE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge contest.
GLADIUS was overpowered by DUMBLEGORE in a 1 minute bloody uneven Challenge bout.
TEACH was overpowered by JACK THE BLADE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MEAN MUG viciously subdued BLOODFIRE in a exciting 5 minute brutal Challenge contest.
LEATHER VEST was overpowered by LACKEY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
AGENT 99 overcame OODLES OF TALENT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory Challenge battle.
BLUE MONDAY was bested by OBNOXIOUS NOISE in a popular 4 minute Challenge fight.
SEABLOOM was unbelievably bested by FILTHY HANDS in a 3 minute Challenge match.
BROCK TULGREN luckily beat SLINGHOT in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge fight.
NIPSEY RUSSELL vanquished PIE ALA ROAD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FIVE-DOLLAR RAY was demolished by SABNOCK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
TEFAL MINATOR overpowered GASEOUS CLAY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
AMORA subdued YETI in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge duel.
-ZERO overpowered HOWLSTORM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GORISTRO was overpowered by BETH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
NOMA S defeated THUGGER JAX in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
BRONWYN viciously subdued BULLY in a tiresome 7 minute bloody Challenge struggle.
ARTEMISIA was demolished by PIMPIN' PETE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
BARAK was devastated by DIVIN' IVAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
KING NATHEL luckily beat BAD RECIPE in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
YAO MING was demolished by FRESH UNDERWEAR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge conflict.
GUMBO JERK lost to HOT TAMALE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
CHALE HOLMES was demolished by LACK OF HYGIENE in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
EMO outwaited THE GUT STOMPER in a crowd pleasing 11 minute novice's Challenge match.
WHITE REPUBLICAN bested FREJA in a 3 minute novice's Challenge match.
MAX MEGADOOM overpowered BLANSKI in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fray.
TRUMP STUMP overcame I'M INTERESTING in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge match.
THE KID was beaten by BEL AIR in a 4 minute Challenge match.
DRONE A13 overpowered JAKE THE JIGGLER in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TURF WAR EUPHORIA was viciously subdued by HYPERACTIVATE in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
YEAH was overpowered by DAVE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
RICE & BEANS subdued NIMBLE FOX in a popular 1 minute veteran's bout.
MEZQUINO POLLO was handily defeated by JACK O'LANTERN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
CYCLONUS was overpowered by LILITH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SCORPION KING demolished KOBE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
DOOM SLINGER overpowered QUEEN OF THE SOUTH in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
THE DOCTOR vanquished VICKY MENDOZA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
DEPUTY FIFE was overpowered by DRONE A1 in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
LATE OR EARLY was devastated by JINX in a 1 minute uneven battle.
BROKEN POND was defeated by ONE TIME! in a action packed 2 minute brawl.
NICK TORTELLI won victory over SUMMER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
HABANERO demolished FIDDLE in a 1 minute uneven match.
NIGHTS CALL overpowered LAUGHING LUNATIC in a 2 minute uneven duel.
SLUMBERING TRUNK handily defeated LUCCIO in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MORGAN narrowly defeated MUNCHKIN in a unpopular 32 minute veteran's competition.
SUNSTORM was vanquished by BARNEY STINSON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DIANE was defeated by ORESTES in a popular 1 minute fight.
SUZI Q narrowly defeated ROSEBUD in a exciting 4 minute brawl.
MORTY handily defeated CRASH in a 1 minute uneven competition.
LEGO CAB won victory over GRANULO in a exciting 1 minute melee.
GALAXIE lost to SLUDGE in a popular 1 minute fight.
HARRY SLAUGHTER lost to BRANDY ALEX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
OPTIMUS PRIMAL was handily defeated by RUNNY LEGS in a 1 minute uneven contest.
BAD INK handily defeated APEX PREDATOR in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
STINK FACE overpowered MYTHBUSTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DIRTY LOOK was viciously subdued by WINSTON in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
SAD STRIKER viciously subdued SHEENA in a action packed 5 minute bloody contest.
WHIPPED CREAM overpowered MUD PATH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
POUTINE was bested by PHAROS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
HIRELING was overpowered by RUFF RUFF in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
WHITE WIZARD was bested by ON SECOND THOUGHT in a 5 minute match.
DRONE A12 devastated ARMORED TEAPOT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MIKEY overpowered HJORVARDR in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
BUSEY viciously subdued BALDR in a exciting 1 minute brutal brawl.
OLAF was bested by VALAC in a 1 minute competition.
ANYTHING ELSE demolished VARYSS in a exciting 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
HOBO CASSEROLE overpowered ALIISZA in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
DIOMEDES was defeated by VOLDAWROTH in a 2 minute battle.
LISTER savagely defeated PITCHING ACE in a 3 minute brutal brawl.
GEIR was beaten by FEEL THE BERN in a action packed 1 minute amateur's battle.
HEADLESS NICK defeated EDMOND FITZDEED in a 2 minute novice's match.
FORESTER was beaten by BOLA in a 2 minute novice's duel.
GREEDY GIMP was viciously subdued by BANSHEE in a 2 minute gruesome novice's bout.
KVT3 was unbelievably bested by GHOST PEPPER in a 2 minute bloody novice's conflict.
BLADE WING overcame JUNO SABE in a 1 minute novice's match.
IRONFANG was beaten by JOE BANANAS in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
BLACK PLANET was defeated by MR. RODGERS in a action packed 2 minute amateur's duel.
THE SAFETY DANCE narrowly defeated STING in a popular 3 minute novice's struggle.
HARRY THE HAT was executed by TURTLE NINJA in a 1 minute mismatched struggle.
FAST EEEK was outwaited by SNOWPUNCH in a crowd pleasing 9 minute novice's duel.
CONVERSATION was overcome by SKULGARR THE CRUEL in a popular 1 minute amateur's duel.
WHIPPITA killed BOOTLICKER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal amateur's duel.
VIKING VAMPIRE beat LARRY in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
GOOD OL'BOY was overpowered by JEB! in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
FRIED MICE was outlasted by GRIM JIM in a crowd boring 19 minute novice's match.
DARKWATCH was luckily beaten by HOMINY JOB in a popular 4 minute bloody novice's duel.
VINCE devastated MAXIMILLIAN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  48         TOTAL PARRY       90 -  75 -  2      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 48         WALL OF STEEL     69 -  58 -  3      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      32         STRIKING ATTACK  130 - 133 - 12      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     31         PARRY-LUNGE       25 -  28 -  1      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 31         AIMED BLOW        81 -  93 -  4      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  27         LUNGING ATTACK   138 - 165 - 11      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   25         SLASHING ATTACK   69 - 102 -  6      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    11         PARRY-RIPOSTE     28 -  44 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         BASHING ATTACK    68 - 117 -  9      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -  36 -  0      36  |

Turn 366 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        20 - 12     STRIKING ATTACK   20 - 28         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK   12 - 19         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    29 - 19     BASHING ATTACK     9 - 18         1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY       17 - 14     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  8         1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL     13 - 12     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  8         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  TOBIAS FUNKE 7941          13   2  0  163 SECOND BANANAS (573)
WALL OF STEEL    SCORPION KING 4718         11   3  0  154 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SLASHING ATTACK  JACK O'LANTERN 2762         8   4  0  153 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE DOCTOR 8142            13   5  0  131 D.A. REJECTS (787)
TOTAL PARRY      DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756      15  11  1  120 BASH BROS PARK (766)
AIMED BLOW       RICE & BEANS 8667          14   1  1  107 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
PARRY-LUNGE      MARLBORO MAN 8145          10   6  1  101 D.A. REJECTS (787)
BASHING ATTACK   EAT IT RAW 7996            11   7  1   93 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
PARRY-STRIKE     ONE TIME! 8396             12   4  0   74 BAD BEATS (791)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    QUICK SAND 8419             7   5  0   48 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JINX 7951.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
FAST EEEK 8682.  The ten other most popular fighters were PEPPER 8958, YETI 8878, SAD 
STRIKER 8615, STARFURY 8596, RON WE SLAY 8494, THE GUT STOMPER 8784, BAD RECIPE 8770, 
HOT TAMALE 8798, SEABLOOM 8527, and SUZI Q 8565.

The least popular fighter this week was MUNCHKIN 8432.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MORGAN 7235, GRIM JIM 8986, FRIED MICE 8995, BULLY 8410, BRONWYN 8774, 
LION 8020, EMO 8854, ON SECOND THOUGHT 8600, SNOWPUNCH 8981, and HARRY THE HAT 8695.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

RICE & BEANS (47-8667) EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH (47-7774) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
MEZQUINO POLLO (47-8666) EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)