DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/01/2014    Duedate: 07/28/2014

MAMBOLAND ARENA

DM-47    TURN-343

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CASTLE THUNDER
OTTODROME TW (728)
(47-7159) [11-3-0,132]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CASTLE THUNDER                 FOUL BILL
OTTODROME TW (728)             GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
(47-7159) [11-3-0,132]         (47-8061) [7-2-0,85]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BUGS                           PLAGUE PARADE
TEAM TOONS (764)               BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
(47-7737) [8-18-0,68]          (47-8165) [1-5-0,18]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

D.A. REJECTS (787)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DARQUE FORCES (396)         54
2. LES TURFISTES (727)         37      D.A. REJECTS (787)
3. JOMSVIKINGS (756)           33      Unchartered Team
4. MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)      33
5. DEAD GAWDS (543)            31      GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 D.A. REJECTS (787)        26  13  0 66.7   1/ 4 D.A. REJECTS (787)       11  4 0
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         743 465 26 61.5   2/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)  10  5 1
 3/ 3 LES TURFISTES (727)       93  60  3 60.8   3/ 9 OBG! (765)               10  5 1
 4/ 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      57  38  2 60.0   4/ 7 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)     10  5 0
 5/ 5 SECOND BANANAS (573)     280 189 27 59.7   5/10 LES TURFISTES (727)      10  5 0
 6/ 6*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   24  17  0 58.5   6/ 1 NUKE TEST (769)          10  5 0
 7/ 7 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   386 292 29 56.9   7/ 5 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      9  6 2
 8/ 8 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         852 660 44 56.3   8/12 DARQUE FORCES (396)       9  6 1
 9- 9*TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      14  11  1 56.0   9/22 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  9  6 0
10/11 DARQUE FORCES (396)      281 247 21 53.2  10/19 SECOND BANANAS (573)      8  7 1
11/10 OTTODROME TW (728)        94  86  6 52.2  11/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)          8  7 1
12/12 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)   186 183 12 50.4  12/ 8*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   8  7 0
13/13 BASH BROS PARK (766)      67  66  6 50.4  13/ 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          7  8 1
14/27*PAIN EMPIRE (788)          5   5  0 50.0  14/13*GAS MONKEY (783)          7  8 1
15/15 CHEERS (659)             105 110  9 48.8  15/17 HORNY GOAT X (750)        7  8 0
16/14 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      21  22  2 48.8  16/14 CHEERS (659)              7  8 0
17/16 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      79  83  2 48.8  17/23 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    6  9 2
18/18 FAST FOOD (724)           97 104  2 48.3  18/25 BASH BROS PARK (766)      6  9 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 OBG! (765)                60  65  6 48.0  19/24 FAST FOOD (724)           6  9 0
20/17 NUKE TEST (769)           57  64  4 47.1  20/32 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       6  9 0
21/19 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   52  60  2 46.4  21/16 OTTODROME TW (728)        6  9 0
22/21 HORNY GOAT X (750)        38  45  3 45.8  22/28 DEAD GAWDS (543)          6  9 0
23/24 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  24  29  0 45.3  23/15 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      6  9 0
24/23 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       31  39  3 44.3  24/33*PAIN EMPIRE (788)         5  5 0
25/22 DEAD GAWDS (543)          38  49  1 43.7  25/21 WHITE SHADOW (779)        5  9 0
26/25 MSNBC (755)               51  78  1 39.5  26/20 STAFF OF LIFE (32)        5 10 1
27/26*GAS MONKEY (783)          15  25  1 37.5  27/11 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)    5 10 1
28/28 STAFF OF LIFE (32)       225 379 22 37.3  28/30 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         5 10 0
29/29 TEAM TOONS (764)          44  77  1 36.4  29/31 TEAM TOONS (764)          5 10 0
30/30 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         55 104  4 34.6  30/18 MSNBC (755)               5 10 0
31/31 WHITE SHADOW (779)        17  35  1 32.7  31-27*TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      4  6 1
32/33 CLAN KITFOX (781)         17  37  2 31.5  32/29 CLAN KITFOX (781)         4 11 0
33/32*A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)      9  20  2 31.0  33/26*A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     4 11 0
34/ 0*THE BAD COMPANY (91)       4  14  0 22.2  34/ 0*THE BAD COMPANY (91)      1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                    TWIX Rnd 5
                                   Half Way Home

     Yup, the coordinators are yet far underpaid and had to take second jobs
preaching and consulting to pay the bills.  How about we all chip in and give them
some help?  Send two rollup certs to Sandy--attention DM47 Turf War Help Fund--and
she will see that they go to the right needy coordinators.  Okay?
     Because of the financial inequities, the TWIX reports will remain sort of short
and sweet.  Perhaps they will become longer when Oz returns from the hot dungeons of
El Paso and environs?  Perhaps?
     Important things to know....
Best Alliance w/l was tied at 13-7 by DOS and IC; sorry; no points
Best Team w/l at 5-0 (WOWSER!) was by D.A. Rejects; 5 points
Certain points double up for the last half of TWIX, starting with round 6.  (Read the
rules.)
     And for the Alliance scores and standings through five rounds:
Round = IC 78, DOS 66, KGGP 59, SMOC 54, LBS 53, MMBO 45, GSVOP 44, NW 25

                               STANDINGS THROUGH FIVE
                                   KGGP      302
                                   IC        299
                                   LBA       291
                                   SMOC      282
                                   MMBO      253
                                   DOS       213
                                   GSVOP     197
                                   NW        133
     And best of wishes for all your warriors at The Face in Chicago.
May the best TWIXers win.

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 375): CLYDE D'CLUB of PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 373): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 6371: PITCHFORK of USEFUL WEAPONS (Smithy, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 325): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 348): ERMINE of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 342): EXPOSED of HORNY GOAT X (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 329): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 323): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 308): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 301): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 277): JOCK-IN-THE-BOX of SCOTCH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 277): TURBULENT BILLIARDS of BAD COMBOS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 278): F.U.B.A.R. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 93): WHITEY D'EAGLE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 275): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 375): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 373): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 371): WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 325): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 348): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 342): NUKE TEST (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 329): PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 323): IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 308): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 301): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 277): ZOMBIE SQUADS (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 277): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 277): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 93): CHAPEL OF GHOULS (Var, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 275): AGED et al (Methusaleh, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 374): IWO JIMA of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 373): MERCURY of PLANETS (Stargazer, mgr.)
                          POP TARGET of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 347): BENEZIA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 341): WITCHCRAZE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
                               CHICKEN A LA KING of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 329): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 323): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 301): I MOTHER EARTH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, MAMBOLAND?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, NUKE TEST, since D.A. 
REJECTS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  If The Dripping 
Blade is buying drinks for BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK's good turn, I'm afraid the place will 
be dry before long.  A 4-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into 
The Dripping Blade and join WEIRD ALCHEMY's celebration over their good record this 
turn.  20th place, not bad.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for PAWN 
OF PROPHECY, who went 0-5-0 and dropped 16 into 27th.  Here's my pity, for what it's 
worth.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  MSNBC has fallen to 30th place after going 
1-4-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Now let's all watch LES TURFISTES' heads swell 
from their 4-1-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of 
course, we're all terribly impressed to see SIEGE BEAST win a fight and gain 21 
points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, ARAWN beat TSAR BOMBA and TSAR BOMBA lost 13 points.  
You're breakin' my heart.  CASTLE THUNDER challenged MAMBOLAND's Duelmaster for a 
shot at the throne.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as CASTLE THUNDER 
takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The 
Dripping Blade, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this 
stuff?  From MAMBOLAND's trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  BASH 
BROS PARK, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  
Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And it looks like WEIRD ALCHEMY avoided 
them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, 
I'm frightfully impressed, CRAPULODON was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch 
that ego swell, sports fans.  Looks like time for laurels or hemlock, ASTROTRAIN was 
challenged by YELLOW BRICK, who was ranked 28 points below him.  And, oof!  YELLOW 
BRICK saw stars around his helmet, after losing the fight, and disappointing the 
crowds, I might add.  Now here's guts and stupidity all rolled into one, NIGHTS CALL 
challenged up 29 to take on STAN CAN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS.  Not that I'm surprised or 
anything, but NIGHTS CALL was beat by STAN CAN, leaving the latter lower for 
recognition points.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Whoa!  I'll even buy DIAPER LEEK a drink 
tonight!  Anyone who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on hers good 
side!  And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and girls, PRACTICAL GENE of 
OTTODROME TW has added the final loss to his 14-18-1.  Tee hee!  Bye bye, warrior, 
bye bye...  FADDLE, a glorious 8-5-0 fighter, has passed away.  Gee, too bad 
OTTODROME TW.  I can't say as I'm proud to find out that DARQUE FORCES' STARSCREAM 
has killed FADDLE from OTTODROME TW.  I can say I wish OTTODROME TW good luck in 
their bloodfeud.  A big yahoo goes out to VICKY MENDOZA this turn, for revenging GAS 
MONKEY's bloodfeud against SPECTRAL STEEL's warrior ZOMBIE ZULU.  Heh, heh, heh.  
We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you 
sooner that later?   
     There's got to be a better place in MAMBOLAND to get a drink than The Dripping 
Blade!  Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so 
nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CASTLE THUNDER 7159          11   3  0   132       OTTODROME TW (728)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ENCORE DEBOUT 7788           13   5  0   122       LES TURFISTES (727)
 ACE HARDWARE 7492            16  11  0   118       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 STING 7656                   13   5  1   116       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 ASTROTRAIN 7352              22  10  0   113       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 CAPTURED PORK 7581           12   5  0   111       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 RU BRINGER 7510              10   8  1   109       LES TURFISTES (727)
 NORTON 7010                  18  15  3   100       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 SIEGE BEAST 5797             17  16  1    99       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 STARSCREAM 7419              16  14  1    99       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 WENDY 7552                   14  10  1    97       FAST FOOD (724)
 EXPOSED 7595                 13   3  1    97       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 DEPUTY FIFE 7768             13   4  0    96       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 DING DONG 7516               20  13  1    94       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BATTLE BANSHEE 7979           6   3  1    94       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 FLESH HUNTER 6053            16   3  0    91       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZITH 7361                    10  10  1    90       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 NK 7800                      12  14  1    88       NUKE TEST (769)
 EMERALD CITY 7896             9   2  1    88       LAND OF OZ (217)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7738          15  11  0    87       TEAM TOONS (764)
 MY LITTLE GTO 7745           15  10  0    85       OBG! (765)
 BIKINI ATOLL 7799            15  11  0    85       NUKE TEST (769)
 FOUL BILL 8061                7   2  0    85       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754        15  14  2    84       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 ASP 7591                     10   5  0    84       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 TOBIAS FUNKE 7941             6   2  0    83       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 YELLOW BRICK 7864            13   9  1    76       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOMINO 8143                   7   2  0    75       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 DIAPER LEEK 7887             11   7  2    74       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 GAUTREK 7666                 14  16  1    73       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 MR. WOLF 7401                10   7  0    73       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 ICE WIND 7758                11  13  0    72       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756        11   6  1    71       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 DOOM SLINGER 6335            10   4  1    69       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 BUGS 7737                     8  18  0    68       TEAM TOONS (764)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEATH 4957                    9   9  0    65       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 EAT IT RAW 7996               6   5  0    63       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631          10  16  0    62       MSNBC (755)
 BOMBULOID 4304                8   7  3    62       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 STAN CAN 8058                 6   1  0    62       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 THE DOCTOR 8142               7   2  0    61       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741       10  16  0    58       TEAM TOONS (764)
 MEGABOLOX 4312                9   3  0    58       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 YRSA 7671                    12  20  1    57       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774      10  11  2    57       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEN TRICK'S EX 7878          11   5  0    56       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 THE BOMB 7883                 8  13  0    56       NUKE TEST (769)
 CRAPULODON 4305               7   8  0    56       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 VOLUND 7670                  10  22  1    55       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 MARLBORO MAN 8145             5   1  0    54       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 FIDDLE 7898                   7   7  0    53       OTTODROME TW (728)
-DRONE A1 8097                 5   0  0    53       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 VICKY MENDOZA 8048            5   3  0    50       GAS MONKEY (783)
 BEARDED FREAK 7995            7   4  0    49       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 ARAWN 6415                    7   6  1    48       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 NICK TORTELLI 8176            4   2  0    48       CHEERS (659)
 DUNGEON PORTER 7837           4   7  0    46       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7771           6  20  0    44       TEAM TOONS (764)
 TEENS SUCKING FACE 8040       5   1  1    44       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 GOLD DUST 7983                4   5  1    44       OTTODROME TW (728)
 HADES 4959                   10   8  0    41       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 NUT BROWN 8178                4   2  1    39       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 SURFIN' SAFARI 8132           5   1  1    38       OBG! (765)
 SIZZLING SCRIBE 8116          4   2  0    36       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 SKYWARP 8063                  4   3  0    36       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 LATE OR EARLY 8183            4   2  0    36       LES TURFISTES (727)
 WARRIOR WIGHT 7978            3   3  0    36       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 CHUCK TODD 8055               5   7  0    35       MSNBC (755)
 LION 8020                     7   3  0    34       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZOMBIE ZULU 7980              6   4  1    33       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 LIL JOHNNY 8184               3   3  0    33       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 ODIN AVERSSON 7968            7   9  0    32       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 TSAR BOMBA 7975               7   8  2    31       NUKE TEST (769)
 ALEC BALDWIN 8128             5   4  0    31       MSNBC (755)
 BECKETT 8090                  3   6  0    31       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 EGG NOGGIN 8154               4   2  0    30       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 JIM 8126                      5   4  1    29       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 HANZO 8018                    5   6  0    29       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 MAX 8203                      4   2  0    29       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 DEL ICIOUS 8221               4   1  0    28       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 LE GRELE 8252                 2   0  0    28       LES TURFISTES (727)
 YAMA 6384                     7   6  0    27       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 ROOK 8204                     6   0  0    27       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 DAHAK 4961                    5  12  0    27       DEAD GAWDS (543)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUPERSIZE ME 8110             5   2  0    27       FAST FOOD (724)
 MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146          5   1  0    26       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 CLAMTASTIC 7994               4   3  0    26       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215          3   2  0    26       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 NIGHTS CALL 7989              7   4  0    25       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 ARENAMUSTARD 8140             4   2  0    25       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-DRONE A4 8098                 3   2  0    25       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 FOX 8148                      4   2  0    24       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153        2   4  0    24       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARSTOOL 5 8253               3   0  0    21       CHEERS (659)
 AMBITIOUS GOURD 8115          3   3  0    20       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 NIMBLE FOX 8135               3   2  1    19       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-DRONE ALE 8139                2   2  1    19       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 LILITH 8219                   2   3  0    19       CHEERS (659)
 M. CLOUD 8234                 4   0  0    18       NUKE TEST (769)
 TRAIN WRECK 7988              3   8  1    18       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 LEGO CAB 8230                 3   1  0    18       LES TURFISTES (727)
 PLAGUE PARADE 8165            1   5  0    18       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 STEVE KORNACKI 8202           3   3  0    17       MSNBC (755)
 SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134         2   4  1    17       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 ULF LONG-LEG 8162             2   5  0    17       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 LITTLE BIT 824                2   0  0    17       THE BAD COMPANY (91)
-DRONE A2 8099                 2   3  0    17       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 ATRUSA 8283                   1   1  0    17       PAIN EMPIRE (788)
 EIDOLON 8299                  1   0  0    17       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 MY GIRL 8192                  4   2  1    16       OBG! (765)
 JINX 7951                     3   7  0    16       TEAM TOONS (764)
 RAEVINA 8285                  2   0  0    16       PAIN EMPIRE (788)
 BROKEN POND 8105              1   5  0    16       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 THOMAS ROBERTS 8265           1   2  0    16       MSNBC (755)
-LA BRUHA 8124                 2   5  0    14       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 QUAGMIRE 8272                 1   1  1    14       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297           1   0  0    14       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 RUMOR 8282                    1   1  0    13       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-BONE CRUSHER 604              1   3  0    13       THE BAD COMPANY (91)
 TEARS OF A CLOWN 8193         3   3  0    12       OBG! (765)
 ROGUE STACHE 8206             2   4  1    11       GAS MONKEY (783)
 ANGRY CLAM 8267               2   1  0    11       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277          1   1  0    11       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 EVANGELIA 8284                1   1  0    11       PAIN EMPIRE (788)
 TACO 8190                     2   4  0    10       FAST FOOD (724)
 FRENCH FRYER 8260             2   1  0    10       FAST FOOD (724)
 ROCKET ROSE 8222              2   3  0     9       GAS MONKEY (783)
 HOUND DOG 8279                2   0  0     9       OBG! (765)
 SILK 8229                     2   2  0     8       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 MOOMOOFORK YO 8238            2   2  0     8       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 RAGE RACER 8262               1   2  0     8       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 CRYSTAL BALL 8257             2   1  0     7       LAND OF OZ (217)
 NONO NOWAY 8268               1   1  0     7       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 CASUAL CLAM 8266              1   2  0     7       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 WIDOWMATIC 8269               1   1  0     7       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-GRUNT 603                     1   3  0     6       THE BAD COMPANY (91)
 JACK B. QUICK 8246            1   3  0     6       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CHORLA 8287                   1   1  0     5       PAIN EMPIRE (788)
 SCONE GOLEM 8255              1   2  0     5       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-TASCELA 606                   0   4  0     5       THE BAD COMPANY (91)
 NO MOE 8288                   1   1  0     4       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-DRONE A7 8261                 1   1  0     4       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 FIREBIRD 8273                 1   1  0     4       GAS MONKEY (783)
 DON GONE 8237                 0   4  0     4       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264         0   3  0     3       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CALISTA 8286                  0   2  0     2       PAIN EMPIRE (788)
 BROKEN PLAYGROUND 8274        0   2  0     2       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 SARGON THE RAZOR 8280         0   2  0     2       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-GROGG 605                     0   2  0     2       THE BAD COMPANY (91)
 ROBIN COLCORD 8301            0   1  0     1       CHEERS (659)
 EDDIE LEBEC 8300              0   1  0     1       CHEERS (659)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FANG SKIN 6070         11  6 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626   ZITH 7361             341   
POO SLIDE 8244          1  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   MY GIRL 8192          341   
BARSTOOL 4 8247         1  1 1 CHEERS 659           ROGUE STACHE 8206     341  REVENGED
REBECCA 7789           12 13 2 CHEERS 659           EMERALD CITY 7896     342   
ELEKTRA 8256            1  2 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      QUAGMIRE 8272         343   
THATS MR TO YOU 8295    0  1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      BIG MAC               343  NONE
WAKIZASHI 8235          1  3 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      SOUTH SPOON           343  NONE
SUBTERFUGE              0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DIAPER LEEK 7887      343  NONE
MIRAGE RU 8298          0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    ORC PLAGUE            343  NONE
MYSTERY MEAT 8306       0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        SOUTH SPOON           343  NONE
BRAIN LES 8060          5  1 0 GARBAGE PAIL KID 784 BATTLE BANSHEE 7979   341   
1958 B. LAYNE 8223      3  1 0 GAS MONKEY 783       ZOMBIE ZULU 7980      342  JUST REVENGED
CIAKAR 8049             1  3 0 GAS MONKEY 783       SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134 339  REVENGED
CRAP-O-DOG 8302         0  1 0 GAS MONKEY 783       ORC PLAGUE            343  NONE
BACK TO DA 8304         0  1 0 HORNY GOAT X 750     DONETO                343  NONE
SMUSHED S'MORE 8296     0  1 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 BIG MAC               343  NONE
NOT FADE AWAY 8191      1  3 0 OBG! 765             JOLLY GREEN 8249      341  NONE
FADDLE 7897             8  6 0 OTTODROME TW 728     STARSCREAM 7419       343   
PRACTICAL GENE 7349    14 19 1 OTTODROME TW 728     STING 7656            343   
THUUL GOMTRACTOR 8303   0  1 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 BIG MAC               343  NONE
ZANDRAMAS 7593          1  5 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 ALEX TREBEK           343  NONE
RODNEY KING 8289        0  1 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       WHOPPER               343  NONE
JANITOR 8245            2  2 0 SECOND BANANAS 573   TEENS SUCKING FA 8040 343   
LUTHER VAN DAM 8200     2  2 0 SECOND BANANAS 573   DRONE ALE 8139        341   
BEER HALL GIRL 8271     0  2 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     ORC PLAGUE            343  NONE
DAD HUSBANDSON 8168     3  3 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     ORC PLAGUE            343  NONE
IRON BARD 8166          2  4 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     CASTLE THUNDER        343  NONE
LIGHT WATCHMAN 8270     1  1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     BIG MAC               343  NONE
MIDNIGHT RAIDER 8305    0  1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     BIG MAC               343  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

SMOC -- I think we need more, lots more; or we will soon be desolate. -- Oz The All
Philosophical

Exposed of Horny Goat X -- You bring an unusual sexuality to North Fork/Mamboland.
Well done, Duelmaster.  And congrats... I guess. -- Oz The All Jealous

Thomas Roberts?  My, my, MSNBC, you leftists have really sunken to the bottom of the
barrel. -- Oz The All Conservative

Witchcraze -- Aw shucks!!!  Oz wants to know of MD if that was any way to treat a
fellow coordinator? -- Ding Dong

Rebecca -- You Bimbo!  What'd you challenge for?  You had to know I'd probably kill
you?  Oh, I see; that stupid x#&$%! manager of yours.... -- Emerald City (apologizing
for being good... and the kill)

Drone A1 -- I roared, but you gladiated.  I guess I wasn't loud or fierce enough.
Oh, well, back to Big Cat U. -- Lion

Yrsa -- My Y-word was longer and probably better than your Y-word.  Yep! -- Yellow
Brick

Don Gone?  Where's he gone?  The Face Chicago?  TUM?  I'd look it up and confirm it
for you but my ball connection is done at the moment. -- Crystal Ball
P.S.  Thanks for the fine time I, oops I mean we, had together. (wink)

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  And all that stuff. -- Oz The All Desolate

Hooray!  I've got my team charter now.  Just what I needed to turn this sorry lot of
"Gladiators" around. -- Master Fox

Congrats on our charter Captain Umbra of White Shadow.  May your warriors be blessed
with swiftness and strength. -- Master Fox

Gold Dust -- The stands mock me. -- Jim

Nice turn, IC!  We're back in the running!

1958 -- 2014 B. Layne.  R.I.P. -- Zombie Zulu

Faddle -- SCREEEEEEEEEEECH!!! -- Battle Banshee

Dahak -- I promise you: that hurt you more than it hurt me.  I won't be around much
anumore, now that CPS heard I tried to kill you. -- Dad

I was in town for a good time, not a long time. -- Beer Hall Girl (looking better
from the rear...)

Dogs pee to claim "turf," and fight better than most of you!

Advice?  Few are less effective than an aimed blow who ripostes and learns riposte
skills.

Train Wreck -- Uhhh... this is my stop! -- the not-so-"unbreakable" "Iron" Bard

DM Exposed -- Congrats on the throne.  May your reign be short lived. -- Zith and the
rest of Pawn of Prophecy

Nuke Test -- Nice 3-turn record, boys. -- Pawn of Prophecy

Max -- No, we won't! -- Zandramas

Siege Beast -- You laid siege but were unsuccessful.  Perhaps you will try again.  We
shall see. -- Zith

Bombuloid -- You have been defused my friend.  Tic-Toc-Tic-Toc. -- Mr. Wolf

Mummy Musketeer -- Oh sure!  Run and tell your mummy. -- Zandramas

Elektra -- Give Carmen my best. -- Silk

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DIAPER LEEK viciously butchered SUBTERFUGE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DAD HUSBANDSON was slaughtered by ORC PLAGUE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
IRON BARD was murdered by CASTLE THUNDER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
ZANDRAMAS was butchered by ALEX TREBEK in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
WAKIZASHI was assassinated by SOUTH SPOON in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BEER HALL GIRL was murdered by ORC PLAGUE in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
LIGHT WATCHMAN was butchered by BIG MAC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
MIDNIGHT RAIDER was assassinated by BIG MAC in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
THATS MR TO YOU was executed by BIG MAC in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
THUUL GOMTRACTOR was easily killed by BIG MAC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
SMUSHED S'MORE was dispatched by BIG MAC in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
MIRAGE RU was slaughtered by ORC PLAGUE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
BACK TO DA was slaughtered by DONETO in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
MYSTERY MEAT was slain by SOUTH SPOON in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
RODNEY KING was executed by WHOPPER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
CRAP-O-DOG was assassinated by ORC PLAGUE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena match.
VICKY MENDOZA devastated ZOMBIE ZULU in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud conflict.
BATTLE BANSHEE demolished MR. WOLF in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
NICK TORTELLI savagely defeated MIGHTY MANFRED in a 6 minute Challenge conflict.
NORTON won victory over ZITH in a action packed 1 minute master's Challenge bout.
ACE HARDWARE handily defeated FLESH HUNTER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
RU BRINGER devastated NK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
CASTLE THUNDER overpowered EXPOSED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title match.
THE DOCTOR was overpowered by FOUL BILL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DEPUTY FIFE slimly won victory over ASP in a 2 minute master's Challenge competition.
YELLOW BRICK was overpowered by ASTROTRAIN in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
WENDY beat TOBIAS FUNKE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fray.
FIDDLE was handily defeated by DOMINO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BOMBULOID was luckily beaten by DOG ON THE LOOSE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
CHRIS MATTHEWS was vanquished by MIGHTY MANFRED in a 1 minute Challenge match.
CHUCK TODD was overpowered by CRAPULODON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DEATH vanquished GOLD DUST in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
TEN TRICK'S EX was viciously subdued by DOOM SLINGER in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
LATE OR EARLY was overcome by VOLUND in a exciting 1 minute Challenge duel.
NIGHTS CALL was overpowered by STAN CAN in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
JANITOR was put to death by TEENS SUCKING FACE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SKYWARP defeated FOX in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
YAMA was savagely defeated by NUT BROWN in a action packed 1 minute Challenge bout.
SIZZLING SCRIBE bested CLAMTASTIC in a 4 minute gory Challenge duel.
JIM was bested by DUNGEON PORTER in a exciting 5 minute bloody Challenge battle.
MAX overpowered TACO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
STEVE KORNACKI was savagely defeated by WARRIOR WIGHT in a 3 minute Challenge match.
LIL JOHNNY viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GOURD in a popular 4 minute Challenge bout.
NIMBLE FOX was beaten by EGG NOGGIN in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
ARENAMUSTARD savagely defeated TRAIN WRECK in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
APPLE CIDER HIDER overpowered BROKEN POND in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
BARSTOOL 5 unbelievably bested PLAGUE PARADE in a 4 minute Challenge struggle.
QUAGMIRE assassinated ELEKTRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
RUNS WITH SPEAR overcame TEARS OF A CLOWN in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
LILITH was narrowly defeated by HANZO in a 3 minute Challenge match.
SILK was overpowered by DEL ICIOUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
PHANTOM PIKEMAN was defeated by LEGO CAB in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
MOOMOOFORK YO was narrowly defeated by ULF LONG-LEG in a 4 minute Challenge match.
WIDOWMATIC beat DON GONE in a 3 minute novice's Challenge battle.
SARGON THE RAZOR was overpowered by EVANGELIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
RAEVINA bested NONO NOWAY in a 2 minute novice's Challenge conflict.
RUMOR was unbelievably bested by LION in a 7 minute Challenge battle.
ATRUSA demolished FIREBIRD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge battle.
STING butchered PRACTICAL GENE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CAPTURED PORK vanquished EMERALD CITY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DING DONG was overpowered by ENCORE DEBOUT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BIKINI ATOLL was beaten by SIEGE BEAST in a action packed 4 minute veteran's match.
STARSCREAM murdered FADDLE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MY LITTLE GTO handily defeated QUEEN OF THE SOUTH in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BRAVE NEW RODENT overpowered THE BOMB in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
ICE WIND was viciously subdued by GAUTREK in a popular 3 minute gory veteran's duel.
BUGS savagely defeated HADES in a exciting 2 minute brutal uneven melee.
ALEC BALDWIN was demolished by CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MARLBORO MAN savagely defeated ODIN AVERSSON in a 3 minute brutal contest.
MEGABOLOX won victory over BECKETT in a 3 minute contest.
BEARDED FREAK savagely defeated MUMMY MUSKETEER in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
EAT IT RAW overpowered YRSA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TSAR BOMBA was devastated by ARAWN in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
ROOK luckily beat JINX in a 2 minute match.
DAHAK was vanquished by SURFIN' SAFARI in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ROGUE STACHE was overpowered by SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MY GIRL savagely defeated JACK B. QUICK in a 5 minute gruesome conflict.
SLUMBERING TRUNK was subdued by THOMAS ROBERTS in a popular 1 minute gory duel.
CASUAL CLAM overcame EDDIE LEBEC in a 2 minute bloody beginner's match.
LAUGHING LUNATIC lost to RAGE RACER in a 2 minute novice's match.
BROKEN PLAYGROUND was bested by ANGRY CLAM in a 2 minute amateur's match.
FRENCH FRYER beat NO MOE in a action packed 6 minute gory novice's match.
HOUND DOG subdued CALISTA in a 1 minute novice's fray.
CRYSTAL BALL was bested by LITTLE BIT in a 2 minute brutal novice's bout.
SCONE GOLEM was vanquished by LE GRELE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHORLA lost to OPTIMUS PRIMAL in a action packed 4 minute gory novice's fray.
M. CLOUD overcame ROBIN COLCORD in a 2 minute amateur's battle.
ROCKET ROSE was demolished by EIDOLON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 35         STRIKING ATTACK  135 - 111 - 10      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  26         TOTAL PARRY       82 -  68 -  1      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                      21         PARRY-STRIKE      26 -  23 -  2      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     19         PARRY-LUNGE       27 -  25 -  2      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         LUNGING ATTACK    97 - 113 -  4      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 14         AIMED BLOW        71 -  92 -  2      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         PARRY-RIPOSTE     23 -  33 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         WALL OF STEEL     46 -  69 -  4      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         SLASHING ATTACK   35 -  70 -  4      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         BASHING ATTACK    56 - 122 -  8      31  |

Turn 343 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK   15 - 20         4  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      9 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        8 - 11         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    15 - 11     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  5         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  9         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              AIMED BLOW         7 - 14     
                              BASHING ATTACK     5 - 10     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  CASTLE THUNDER 7159        11   3  0  132 OTTODROME TW (728)
AIMED BLOW       ACE HARDWARE 7492          16  11  0  118 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
TOTAL PARRY      ASTROTRAIN 7352            22  10  0  113 DARQUE FORCES (396)
LUNGING ATTACK   RU BRINGER 7510            10   8  1  109 LES TURFISTES (727)
WALL OF STEEL    NORTON 7010                18  15  3  100 SECOND BANANAS (573)
SLASHING ATTACK  DEPUTY FIFE 7768           13   4  0   96 SECOND BANANAS (573)
PARRY-LUNGE      MIGHTY MANFRED 7738        15  11  0   87 TEAM TOONS (764)
BASHING ATTACK   BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754      15  14  2   84 BASH BROS PARK (766)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BUGS 7737.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
PLAGUE PARADE 8165.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHORLA 8287, DOOM 
SLINGER 6335, JIM 8126, BEARDED FREAK 7995, BOMBULOID 4304, LIL JOHNNY 8184, TRAIN 
WRECK 7988, LILITH 8219, RUMOR 8282, and BIKINI ATOLL 7799.

The least popular fighter this week was FRENCH FRYER 8260.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LION 8020, ROCKET ROSE 8222, SCONE GOLEM 8255, EDDIE LEBEC 
8300, SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134, JACK B. QUICK 8246, ROGUE STACHE 8206, YRSA 7671, MUMMY 
MUSKETEER 8146, and QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

EXPOSED (47-7595) HORNY GOAT X (750)