DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/06/2016    Duedate: 10/03/2016

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-370

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DOG ON THE LOOSE
BASH BROS PARK (766)
(47-7756) [18-12-1,143]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DOG ON THE LOOSE               DIGITAL POP
BASH BROS PARK (766)           MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
(47-7756) [18-12-1,143]        (47-8864) [6-1-0,75]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JINX                           DARKMIGHT
TEAM TOONS (764)               DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
(47-7951) [18-19-1,102]        (47-8594) [3-6-0,35]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. 80'S DISCO (810)            67
2. DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)       57EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. LIFE'S LESSONS (562)        54      Unchartered Team
4. D.A. REJECTS (787)          50
5. SPECTRAL STEEL (778)        47      WEIRD STUDENTS (805)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  71  29  5 71.0   1/13 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         11  4 2
 2/ 3*WEIRD STUDENTS (805)      21  11  0 65.6   2/ 4 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)  11  4 2
 3- 4 KAOS! (811)               26  15  0 63.4   3/ 6 LAND OF OZ (217)         11  4 0
 4/ 5 SHEWISH DINER (806)       99  60  9 62.3   4/22*INQUISITION 100 (807)    11  4 0
 5/ 7 LES TURFISTES (727)      130  82  6 61.3   5/ 2 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 10  5 2
 6/ 6 LAND OF OZ (217)         811 513 27 61.3   6/ 1 THE WILD HUNT (802)      10  5 1
 7/ 8 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        32  21  3 60.4   7/ 7 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      10  5 0
 8/ 2*HOWLIN MAD (809)          24  16  0 60.0   8/17 LES TURFISTES (727)       9  5 1
 9/10 SECOND BANANAS (573)     318 217 32 59.4   9/ 9 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     9  5 0
10- 9 THE OPERA (613)          139  95  4 59.4  10/11 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        9  6 1
11/13 RICK AND MORTY (814)      34  25  1 57.6  11/41 D.A. REJECTS (787)        9  6 1
12/15 D.A. REJECTS (787)        69  52  3 57.0  12/23 80'S DISCO (810)          9  6 0
13/16 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     37  28  4 56.9  13/30 RICK AND MORTY (814)      9  6 0
14/17 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   68  52  4 56.7  14/33 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    8  6 1
15/14 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)   23  18  0 56.1  15/10 FAST FOOD (724)           8  7 2
16/11 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   438 343 36 56.1  16/16 SECOND BANANAS (573)      8  7 2
17/12 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         910 721 48 55.8  17/12 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     8  7 1
18/19 80'S DISCO (810)          74  61  2 54.8  18/29 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)      8  7 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 DARQUE FORCES (396)      326 287 25 53.2  19/18 SHEWISH DINER (806)       8  7 1
20/21 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584) 113 105  8 51.8  20/ 8 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      8  7 0
21/22 BASH BROS PARK (766)     105  99  8 51.5  21/39 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     8  7 0
22/24 CHEERS (659)             147 139 10 51.4  22/14 BASH BROS PARK (766)      8  7 0
23/28 BAD BEATS (791)           39  37  0 51.3  23/36 BAD BEATS (791)           8  7 0
24/20 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      38  37  4 50.7  24/37 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     8  7 0
25/25 BIKER LIFE (796)          24  24  0 50.0  25/26 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584)  7  7 1
26/32 THE WILD HUNT (802)       22  22  2 50.0  26/25 CHEERS (659)              7  7 0
27/42*INQUISITION 100 (807)     18  18  0 50.0  27/24*WEIRD STUDENTS (805)      7  7 0
28/26 SERPENTS HOLD II (820)    90  92  5 49.5  28/40 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)   7  8 0
29/23 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     39  40  4 49.4  29/21 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     7  8 0
30/29 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)     110 113  2 49.3  30/ 3*HOWLIN MAD (809)          7  8 0
31/33 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)     145 150 10 49.2  31/20 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      7  8 0
32/27 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)   216 224 12 49.1  32/48*MAILIN MADNESS XXV (817)  7  8 0
33/38 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      26  27  2 49.1  33/19 SNOW FORT (819)           7  8 0
34/30 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       98 103  6 48.8  34/35 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)    6  8 0
35/35 FAST FOOD (724)          126 134  6 48.5  35/15 DARQUE FORCES (396)       6  8 0
36/31 OTTODROME TW (728)       121 130  8 48.2  36/34 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      6  9 1
37-36 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  49  53  1 48.0  37/31*KHORS VILLANS (823)       6  9 0
38/39 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      60  65  3 48.0  38/27 FRAYED SANITY (799)       6  9 0
39/34 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     19  21  0 47.5  39/28 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)    6  9 0
40-40 SUPERIOR FORCES 6K (494)  33  37  1 47.1  40/47 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      6  9 0
41/37*KHORS VILLANS (823)       14  16  0 46.7  41/ 5 SERPENTS HOLD II (820)    6  9 0
42/41 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     53  61  5 46.5  42-43 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  5  3 0
43/52*MAILIN MADNESS XXV (817)  15  20  1 42.9  43/49 BIKER LIFE (796)          5  5 0
44/44 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     43  58  1 42.6  44/38 OTTODROME TW (728)        5 10 1
45/45 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)    23  32  3 41.8  45/50 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    5 10 0
46/43 FRAYED SANITY (799)       25  35  1 41.7  46/42 WHITE SHADOW (779)        4  9 0
47/46 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         50  78  8 39.1  47/55 GAS MONKEY (783)          4 11 0
48/49 THE SOVEREIGN (818)       31  49  2 38.8  48/44 DESTROYERS LEGION (804)   4 11 0
49/ 0 GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)    12  19  2 38.7  49/45 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         4 11 0
50/48 TEAM TOONS (764)          78 125  3 38.4  50/46 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         4 11 0
51/47 SNOW FORT (819)           36  58  2 38.3  51/52 THE SOVEREIGN (818)       4 11 0
52/50 WHITE SHADOW (779)        66 116  4 36.3  52/53 TEAM TOONS (764)          3  0 0
53/55 BIG IDEA (32)            252 454 24 35.7  53-32 KAOS! (811)               3  2 0
54/56 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         92 171  6 35.0  54/51 BIG IDEA (32)             3  9 0
55/51 DESTROYERS LEGION (804)   15  28  2 34.9  55/58*THE KING'S MEN (797)      2  8 0
56/58 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    19  40  3 32.2  56-56 THE OPERA (613)           1  1 0
57/57 GAS MONKEY (783)          37  78  1 32.2  57-57*STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)    0  5 0
58/59*THE KING'S MEN (797)       2   8  0 20.0  58/59*KNUCKLEHEADS (825)        0  5 0
59/ 0*BANGORANS (81)             1   8  0 11.1  59/ 0*REAPER'S OF FATE (829)    0  5 0
60/ 0*REAPER'S OF FATE (829)     0   5  0  0.0  60/ 0*TEAM BLACK (826)          0  2 0
61/61*KNUCKLEHEADS (825)         0   5  0  0.0  61/ 0 GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)    0  1 0
62-60*STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)     0   5  0  0.0  62/ 0*BANGORANS (81)            0  1 0
63/ 0*TEAM BLACK (826)           0   2  0  0.0  63-61 SUPERIOR FORCES 6K (494)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     Den and Bill sat in the private lounge at the Dew Drop Inn located just off the 
main street in North Fork.  As has been the case more and more often, they waited for 
Bandor the Pure who was the Intelligence Officer of the mighty Allied Axis.  Bandor's 
reports, although very detailed and beneficial, had been getting delivered late more 
times than not.  They were going to have their intelligence department look into it, 
but since Bandor was the head of the intelligence department, they faced an 
interesting conundrum.  They were in fact, vexed, greatly vexed.
     Bill sat reviewing the last fight results from the North Fork arena and shook his 
head again.  "Crambus continues to let his anger control him.  He promised us twelve 
turns of well-placed challenges and avoids, but what I see is a weak attempt to 
satisfy a personal vendetta which has resulted in poor scoring records.  This contest 
should be easily won with our brilliance."
     "No argument here, I'll talk to him again.  His desire for the fights has waned 
and I don't know when it will return, if ever, but at least he still fights in this 
cesspool of an arena.  There is nothing in this town that I am eager to see other than 
the 'Thanks for visiting North Fork' sign as I exit.  I hate that we must journey here 
from our Niytyole home once a month." Den responded as he reviewed the fighting 
results as well.  Just then there was a knock at the door and both Den and Bill 
reached for their daggers, always living by their 'daggers first, questions second' 
philosophy.
     "Well, it's Bandor,  I have that information you were looking for." They heard 
from outside the door.  Hearing this, both Bill and Den moved to the door taking 
positions with one on each side.
     "About time!" Den shouted with a hint of irritation in his voice that he usually 
reserved for some of the managers on his 'I Don't Like You' list.  They both waited 
patiently in hopes that Bandor would enter without being asked, thus giving them a 
reason to attack him for his insolence.  They stood looking at each other with smirks 
on their faces, just hoping they would have the chance to once again teach him a 
valuable lesson, but Bandor was not in charge of intelligence because he was an idiot; 
he rarely made the same mistake twice.  After several long seconds they finally 
relented and gave him permission to enter.
     Bandor pulled a short report out of his belt and began to give the leaders of the 
mighty Allied Axis the information they requested, "Well, it is as you thought, that 
pathetic loser known as Street Legal has indeed not paid his fee for the Turf War.  My 
spies have found that his teammates had to pay the entrance fee and he of course has 
not even bothered to pay anyone back.  While being an outspoken critic of us, he is 
nothing more than a simple mooch who can't wait to get into line for the next handout.  
A more ignorant stubborn manager we will not find."  Bandor finished his report, 
putting it back into his belt, and turned to leave.  Although this was a great job, he 
was always at unease in the presence of two of Alastari's most powerful men.
     "Hey Bandor, did you find out anything regarding that spotlight in last turn's 
newsletter?" Den interrupted.
     "Well, yeah, it was the ramblings of a creature suffering from multiple 
personality syndrome.  I know where it is if you want me to bring it to you.  The 
townsfolk call it 'Consortium', but it goes by different names in different places, 
usually female-centric, which could be read into something deeper if you want me to 
spend time on it," Bandor quickly replied.
     "Don't spend any time on it, Bandor, there are better uses for your talents."  
Den instructed as he gathered up the fight results, anxious to leave this place, but 
then he thought about it.  "Actually, bring it in, I would not mind asking it a few 
questions."  Bandor nodded and quickly exited before anything else could be asked of 
him.  He was already going to have to approach a vile creature, what other 
unpleasantries Den and Bill could imagine he was not anxious to find out.
     "Why do you bother with that thing?" Bill asked.  "You can talk to it without me, 
that thing is so far beneath me I wouldn't touch it with the quarterstaff I used to 
beat Cabal with.  I am leaving this place, the comforts of Greywand's Gift back at 
Niytyole call to me."  Bill gathered up his belongings and made for the door.  "Oh, on 
your way home, don't forget to ride the horses through the Inner Circle stable, I so 
love screwing with those guys."
     "Enjoy the trip my friend, see you tomorrow, I'll let you know how my talk with 
Consortium goes." Den shouted to Bill's back as he left the room and soon North Fork.
     Bandor hated the task he was given, but at least it would be over with quickly.  
He knew exactly where his target was located, at the playground where it usually hung 
out.
     A good amount of time had passed since Bill had left and Bandor had headed out 
with his new orders.  Den had already put his fight results back into the case where 
they would remain for their delivery to Niytyole where the Allied Axis trainers would 
evaluate them and make any necessary training adjustments for the next series of 
fights.  Finally, he could hear scuffling outside the door which should be Bandor 
bringing the Consortium creature in for a quick back-and-forth.  Surprisingly Bandor 
did not knock but quickly opened the door and all Den saw was Bandor's gloved hand 
holding the Consortium thing by the neck of a trench coat and then dropping it inside 
the door.
     It quickly scurried to its feet and pulled the trench coat around its tiny, 
emaciated body.  As Den watched he noted the little hands were almost rat-like in 
appearance, looking like bony little claws.  As it looked nervously around the room 
its mouth kept chattering like it was trying to nibble something that was not there.  
The little lengths of greasy hair were messed about its head with some flowing over 
the beady eyes that darted around the room.
     "I'll make this quick," Den started, "as I don't want to be around you any longer 
than I must.  Did you really write that spotlight that was in last week's newsletter?"
     "Uh huh, I sure did," It answered.
     "You do realize that was maybe the worst piece of writing that has ever been 
published, even here in North Fork, right?  Essentially, you stole an idea from the 
idiot Scorpio, and you didn't even make it amusing or even creative.  It certainly was 
not original.  If the dullard Scorpio comes up with something, trust me, it is lame, 
very lame, perhaps the lamest of all lame things.  Yet you run with it and did a 
really crappy job at that.  It had no flow, jumped from one thought to another, and no 
doubt would be offensive to your political leanings.  In short, it was garbage and not 
worthy of a reply, but since I am a jerk, a reply it will indeed get," Den schooled 
him.
     "Yeah, maybe it was all that," It sniveled, "but you did bad stuff and I have to 
make sure you know you did it and that everyone else knows it."
     "I know that you are exceedingly stupid, Consortium, or whatever personality you 
are today, and I know that you so enjoy hiding behind your little names, so I will say 
this very slowly in hopes you can understand a wisp of it.  Yes, the entire land of 
Alastari is aware of the two warriors I labeled incorrectly in the style tracker.  I 
have never denied that I have done that.  You keep pointing it out, but I don't 
understand why.  There is no disagreement here," Den explained very slowly to the 
thing that was pacing back and forth and beginning to froth at the mouth.  Then Den 
approached it and said very loudly, "I DID IT!  Do you understand that?  What is wrong 
inside your incredibly stupid head that you keep trying to make something out of 
nothing?"
     "Uh huh, uh huh, but you changed the styles, and I don't like you," It said in a 
squeaky little voice that was painful to listen to.
     "So, do you understand that managers have been entering incorrect styles in that 
tracker for years?  Managers that you sit around with and have back-patting festivals 
with?  This has been a problem for so many years that you can go back into the forums 
and read countless posts from countless managers that have said they don't trust it as 
there are too many styles entered incorrectly.  Instead of doing what the rest of you 
hypocrites have done for the last few years, I have simply endured it, but a man can 
only take so much before he fights fire with fire.  You poke me with a stick and I'll 
hit you in the head with a hammer.  And then your precious little tracker was 
assaulted with dozens of changes and we hear nothing from you about that.  Was it 
because it was a manager that you don't have a problem with?  You are such a pathetic 
little self-righteous hypocrite," Den calmly explained.
     "Uh huh, uh huh, but you changed the styles, and I don't like you," It said in a 
squeaky little voice that was painful to listen to.
     "Since you don't seem able to answer anything intelligently, I'll waste my time 
with one final point and question.  You have known that for years managers have been 
entering incorrect styles, but you have not once raised a fuss.  You yourself verbally 
assaulted another manager at a face-to-face tourney, which was unprecedented, and you 
don't see anything wrong with that.  So, please explain to me why you have no problem 
with those two actions, but are worked into a frenzy over me entering incorrect styles 
on two of my warriors in an already untrusted database?" Den asked as he tapped his 
finger on the table waiting for an answer he knew would never come.  But, he would 
wait for it until Hell froze over, or the Vikings won a Superbowl, whichever came 
first.
     
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Turf War 10 Scores - Turn 7                            
                              
Alliance Scores                              
                               Fights               
                               per    Alliance Team     Turn
Score   Alliance   Record(*)   Team   Points   Points   Score
450     AM         10-10        5       18       45      63
446     IC         14-6         5       18       65      83
426     CDOOM      13-7         5       18       56      74
424     FRODO      13-7         5       18       58      76
420     PANGEA     15-5(*)      5       28       68      96
411     GLS        10-10        5       18       49      67
383     KGGP        5-10        0        0       30      30
370     ATX         8-12        5       18       40      58
362     TWC         7-11        4       12       30      42
362     TEABAG     11-9         5       18       46      64
327     AA          7-13        5       18       30      48
300     M*MBO       6-9         0        0       31      31
175     MERC        5-5         0        0       22      22

Individual Team Scores                       

Score   Team                Record    Endurance   DC's   IAC's

45  AM                   
 5      HOWLIN MAD            0-5     35/35, 7     0      0
11      SATAN'S MINIONS      2!-3   34/35, 7     0      0
11      EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE   3-2   35/35, 7     0      0
18      80'S DISCO           5!-0   35/35, 7     1      0

65  IC                   
14      SPECTRAL STEEL       3!-2     35/35, 7     0      0
23      D.A. REJECTS         5!-0     35/35, 7     0      0
14      A'MERKIN INJUNS      3!-2     35/35, 7     0      0
14      BAAL'S MINIONS       3!-2     35/35, 7     0      0

56  CDOOM                
 8      BASH BROS PARK        2-3     35/35, 7     0      0
14      SHEWISH DINER        3!-2     35/35, 7     0      0
23      GARBAGE PAIL KIDS    5!-0     35/35, 7     0      0
11      CHEERS                3-2     32/35, 7     0      0

58  FRODO                
14      LAND OF OZ           3!-2     35/35, 7     0      0
18      SECOND BANANAS       4!-1     35/35, 7     0      0
18      ROYAL FLUSH          4!-1     35/35, 7     0      0
 8      MYSTIC ORC FEAST      2-3     33/35, 7     0      0

68  PANGEA                    
18      RICK AND MORTY       4!-1     35/35, 7     0      0
18      MAILIN MADNESS XXVII 4!-1     35/35, 7     0      0
18      INQUISITION 100      4!-1     35/35, 7     0      0
14      WICKED MARTYRS       3!-2     35/35, 7     0      0

49  GLS                  
14      STAR PRAIRIE         3!-2     35/35, 7     0      0
18      LIFE'S LESSONS       4!-1     35/35, 7     0      0
 6      SNOW FORT             1-4     35/35, 7     0      0
11      GAS MONKEY           2!-3     35/35, 7     0      0

30  KGGP                 
11      WEIRD ALCHEMY        2!-3     35/35, 7     0      0
 0      KAOS!                 0-0     25/35, 5     0      0
14      LES TURFISTES        3!-2     35/35, 7     0      0
 5      SERPENTS HOLD II      0-5     35/35, 7     0      0

40  ATX                  
 5      PAWN OF PROPHECY      0-5     35/35, 7     0      0
11      TEAM BLACKSTAFF       3-2     30/35, 6     0      0
18      DEATHLY HALLOWS      4!-1     35/35, 7     0      0
 6      TOLBINS HIVE A        1-4     35/35, 7     0      0

30  TWC                  
 4      NATURAL B. KILLERS 2  1-3     34/35, 7     0      0
 6      MENTOR'S MISFITS      2-2     34/35, 7     0      0
 6      TOKEN ENTRY           1-4     34/35, 7     0      0
14      THE WILD HUNT        3!-2     34/35, 7     0      0

46  TEABAG                    
14      SPROUT OF MY MIND    3!-2     34/35, 7     0      0
15      BAD BEATS             4-1     34/35, 7     0      0
11      WEIRD STUDENTS        3-2     32/35, 7     0      0
 6      DESTROYERS LEGION     1-4     33/35, 7     0      0

30  AA                   
 6      BIG LAKE GROOVE       1-4     35/35, 7     0      0
 8      BIKER LIFE            2-3     30/35, 6     0      0
 8      BIG LAKE MAULERS      2-3     35/35, 7     0      0
 8      FRAYED SANITY         2-3     35/35, 7     0      0

31  M*MBO                
 6      OTTODROME TW          1-4     35/35, 7     0      0
11      DARQUE FORCES        2!-3     34/35, 7     0      0
 0      BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK    0-0     21/35, 5     0      0
14      FAST FOOD            3!-2     35/35, 7     0      0

22  MERC                 
 0      DEITYS OF CHAOS      0-0      10/35, 2     0     0
 0      BEYOND THE WALL      0-0      20/35, 4     0     0
14      THE SOVEREIGN       3!-2      35/35, 7     0     0
 8      KHORS VILLANS        2-3      30/35, 6     0     0

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly NORTH FORK games.  The proverbial rising comet can 
only hope to compare with ROYAL FLUSH's team record!  A 4-1-2 week and now a firm 
grasp on a 1st place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of 
INQUISITION 100.  How else weeks like this one's 4-1-0?  How else the sudden move to 
4th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with D.A. REJECTS' 
team record!  A 5-0-1 week and now a firm grasp on a 11th place ranking.  I have 
begun to suspect trickery on the part of 80'S DISCO.  How else weeks like this one's 
5-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 12th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only 
hope to compare with RICK AND MORTY's team record!  A 4-1-0 week and now a firm grasp 
on a 13th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of MYSTIC ORC 
FEAST.  How else weeks like this one's 2-3-0?  How else the sudden move to 14th team? 
The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with LIFE'S LESSONS' team 
record!  A 4-1-1 week and now a firm grasp on a 18th place ranking.  My tutors were 
fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week BAAL'S 
MINIONS went 3-2-0 and fell 12 notches into 20th!  I have begun to suspect trickery 
on the part of TEAM BLACKSTAFF.  How else weeks like this one's 3-2-0?  How else the 
sudden move to 21st team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with 
BAD BEATS' team record!  A 4-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 23rd place ranking.  
I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of DEATHLY HALLOWS.  How else weeks like 
this one's 4-1-0?  How else the sudden move to 24th team?  The proverbial rising 
comet can only hope to compare with SPROUT OF MY MIND's team record!  A 3-2-0 week 
and now a firm grasp on a 28th place ranking.  HOWLIN MAD bore the brunt of major 
assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 30th position as the result 
of going 0-5-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the 
harder you fall.  This week SPECTRAL STEEL went 3-2-0 and fell 11 notches into 31st!  
I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of MAILIN MADNESS XXVII.  How else weeks 
like this one's 4-1-0?  How else the sudden move to 32nd team?  SNOW FORT bore the 
brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 33rd position 
as the result of going 1-4-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you 
rise the harder you fall.  This week DARQUE FORCES went 2-3-0 and fell 20 notches 
into 35th!  FRAYED SANITY bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this 
week as they dropped to 38th position as the result of going 2-3-0!  My tutors were 
fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week PAWN OF 
PROPHECY went 0-5-0 and fell 11 notches into 39th!  SERPENTS HOLD II bore the brunt 
of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 41st position as the 
result of going 0-5-0!  My praise to SECOND BANANAS for their 4-1-0 week this time 
out.  Indeed, it was a skillfully fought round deserving of notice!  PHANTOM PIKEMAN 
caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested TEENS 
SUCKING FACE and was awarded 28 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more 
notable duels, PHANTOM PIKEMAN put down TEENS SUCKING FACE, causing him to lose 41 
points of recognition in the process.  Most watched of the fights this week, the 
spotlight was on ROQUEFORT KISS as he bore arms against the Dark Arena Challenge of 
reigning Duelmaster JACK O'LANTERN.  Although ROQUEFORT KISS made a valiant effort, 
it did not suffice to topple the reign of victorious JACK O'LANTERN.  Would you 
believe that over half of the old women in NORTH FORK seem to feel that they could 
fight better than you gladiators?   
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In NORTH FORK "art" is a word that has 
long since passed from the language!  My inside sources tell me that the team to beat 
in NORTH FORK these days is HOWLIN MAD.  At least, most blades in town are looking to 
avoid them.  Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent the 
better part of last week avoiding HOWLIN MAD.  Indeed it was WICKED MARTYRS.  Mighty 
fighters cannot but expect competition from those below.  MARLBORO MAN take warning!  
You have more than a few enemies in NORTH FORK.  A match that raised a few eyebrows 
at the games this week, it seems that MALACHAI posted a challenge against the more 
highly recognized BRONWYN.  The results, you ask?  Well, the firebrand MALACHAI 
overcame BRONWYN.  Remember warriors, this is the discipline of steel.   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  JACK O'LANTERN has sworn to take up religion upon living to tell of 
his recent bout with the Dark Arena horrors.  A rare thing indeed!  Strange what 
qualities come forth in the face of certain doom.  SCORPION KING has the town astir 
with the news of his Dark Arena victory!  FIDDLE has sworn to take up religion upon 
living to tell of his recent bout with the Dark Arena horrors.  A rare thing indeed!  
I must report the passing of QUAGMIRE, veteran of many duels.  7-10-1 final record 
His was not illustrious--but death plays no favorites.  Dark alleys may hide both 
secrets and assassins.  In the arena there is only the brightness of steel.  Keep 
vigil always!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy 
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till we meet 
again, remember:  a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a 
lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756        18  12  1   143       BASH BROS PARK (766)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE DOCTOR 8142              16   6  0   122       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 MARLBORO MAN 8145            12   8  1   119       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 SKYWARP 8063                 14  10  1   117       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 DOOM SLINGER 6335            18   7  1   116       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 DEL ICIOUS 8221              16   5  0   114       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 NIMBLE FOX 8135              15   7  2   114       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 SEX (I'M A) 8704              7   1  0   107       80'S DISCO (810)
 JINX 7951                    18  19  1   102       TEAM TOONS (764)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEPPER 8958                   9   1  0   102       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 NICK TORTELLI 8176           14   8  0   101       CHEERS (659)
 TEENS SUCKING FACE 8040      14   5  1    98       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 DRONE A1 8097                11   4  2    98       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 HOMIE D. CLONE 5546           6   2  0    98       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 VICKY MENDOZA 8048           12  11  0    97       GAS MONKEY (783)
 PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277         12  10  0    95       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 HABANERO 8669                16   6  1    92       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 SUPERSIZE ME 8110            14   7  1    92       FAST FOOD (724)
 RELAX 8706                    9   4  0    92       80'S DISCO (810)
 CRAPULODON 4305              21  21  0    91       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRESDEN 7237                 10   8  0    90       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 GOLDEN CAP 8378              13   6  0    88       LAND OF OZ (217)
 SIR KILLALOT 6020            12  10  1    88       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 ELEPHANT 7127                13  10  2    87       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215         10  12  2    87       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 SUMMER 8811                   7   2  0    87       RICK AND MORTY (814)
 DEPUTY FIFE 7768             17  11  1    85       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 CYCLONUS 8365                10   5  1    85       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 KOBE 8910                    12   5  0    82       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
-NIGHTS CALL 7989             15  22  0    80       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 HENCHMAN 8756                 7   1  0    80       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 SHANE 8902                    7   1  0    80       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
-EAT IT RAW 7996              12   8  1    79       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 WALKER 8907                  12  10  0    79       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
 JACK B. QUICK 8246           10  20  0    78       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146         10   7  0    78       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 DRONE A4 8098                 8   7  0    77       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 LATE OR EARLY 8183           11   5  0    76       LES TURFISTES (727)
 BLINDING MAN 8417            10   6  0    76       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 RICK 8810                     8   1  1    76       RICK AND MORTY (814)
 BARNEY STINSON 8307           8   6  1    75       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 DIGITAL POP 8864              6   1  0    75       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
 DWES EG SALAD 8639           16  11  1    74       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 RUNNY LEGS 8623               9   6  1    73       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 QUICK SAND 8419               9   7  0    72       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 BLIZZARD 8887                 5   4  0    71       SNOW FORT (819)
 HOMEY D. CLONE 5637          14  14  0    70       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 LIL PRINCESS 8370             8   6  0    70       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 APEX PREDATOR 8651            7   3  0    70       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 SUZI Q 8565                   6   2  1    69       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 ONE TIME! 8396               13   7  0    67       BAD BEATS (791)
 DON QUIXOTE 8393             12   8  0    67       BAD BEATS (791)
 ORESTES 8391                 10  11  1    67       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 PLAGUE PARADE 8165            8   9  0    67       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 SLUDGE 8470                   7   2  1    67       DARQUE FORCES (396)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIDDLE 7898                  12  18  1    65       OTTODROME TW (728)
 ODIN AVERSSON 7968           11  32  0    65       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 LE GRELE 8252                 8   6  1    65       LES TURFISTES (727)
 STINK FACE 8688               6   2  0    63       HOWLIN MAD (809)
 CHIN CHECK 8773               6   1  0    63       HOWLIN MAD (809)
 MORTY 8809                    8   3  0    62       RICK AND MORTY (814)
 FEEL THE BERN 9001            5   0  1    62       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 BARSTOOL 5 8253              12   7  0    59       CHEERS (659)
 MORGAN 7235                  11   9  0    58       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493          8   5  1    58       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 HAWKINS 8949                  6   1  0    58       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 FAST EEEK 8682                6   2  0    58       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-BIG PIGEON 7411               5   5  0    58       THE OPERA (613)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EPHYRA 8372                  11  12  1    57       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 BROKEN POND 8105             10  13  0    57       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEADLESS NICK 8776            6   2  0    56       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
-ANGRY CLAM 8267               9   6  0    55       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-PARSIFAL 7414                 7   0  0    55       THE OPERA (613)
 STARFURY 8596                 6   4  1    55       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 BAD INK 8501                  6   4  0    55       BIKER LIFE (796)
 FALSE BRAVADO 8538            6   3  0    55       BIKER LIFE (796)
-CLAMTASTIC 7994              11   7  0    54       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134        10  13  1    53       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 CRYING KID 8392               4   3  0    53       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-BEARDED FREAK 7995           11  10  0    52       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 GET THE POINT? 5097           8  19  1    52       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 BLACK CHAOS 8872              7  10  0    52       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 TWEET 8861                    7   1  0    52       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
 LACKEY 8760                   4   3  0    52       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 MUNCHKIN 8432                 9   8  0    51       LAND OF OZ (217)
-A 4422                        9   7  0    50       SUPERIOR FORCES 6K (494)
 RUNNER RUNNER 8789            4   2  0    50       BAD BEATS (791)
 OOKLA THE MOK 8468            8   6  1    49       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 BLOODFIRE 8559                5   2  1    49       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264         8  12  0    48       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 DUMBLEGORE 8492               7   6  1    48       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 GHOST PEPPER 8722             7   0  0    48       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 O'JAY 8291                    6   6  1    48       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 CORSON 8821                   4   3  1    48       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 KIND KOHL 8616                5   2  0    47       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 HIPPSTER 8953                 5   4  0    47       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 FILTHY HANDS 8440             5   2  0    47       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 CONVERSATION 8672             4   3  0    47       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 DIVIN' IVAN 8539              7   3  1    46       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 MYTHBUSTER 8658               5   3  0    45       BIG IDEA (32)
 RUFF RUFF 8860                4   5  0    45       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
 RON WE SLAY 8494              8   5  1    44       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 JERRY 8804                    6   6  0    44       RICK AND MORTY (814)
 BETH 8803                     5   7  0    44       RICK AND MORTY (814)
 LUCCIO 7303                   7  13  1    43       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 ON SECOND THOUGHT 8600        5   2  0    43       OTTODROME TW (728)
 DESPERO 8848                  3   4  0    43       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 BULLY 8410                    3   4  0    43       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 BUSTED ACES 8580              7   4  0    42       BAD BEATS (791)
 HOMESTEADER 8413              6  11  1    42       BIG IDEA (32)
 SUNSTORM 8377                 7   7  0    41       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 FRESH UNDERWEAR 8766          3   4  0    41       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 JOE BANANAS 8681              5   3  0    40       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 HOBO CASSEROLE 8622           4   3  1    40       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 YEAH 8671                     4   3  0    40       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 DIANE 8574                    6   5  0    39       CHEERS (659)
 TRIGGER HAPPY COP 8691        5   2  0    39       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 AMIINANY DANGER 8491          6   7  1    38       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 JACK THE BLADE 8521           5   7  0    38       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 DRINKING DRUNK 8617           5   2  0    38       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 -ZERO 8881                    4   4  0    38       SNOW FORT (819)
 SCHWEDERSKE 8525              8   4  0    37       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 MOONDOG 8591                  4   4  0    37       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297           9   8  1    36       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 BROCK TULGREN 8528            8   4  0    35       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 VIKING VAMPIRE 8992           5   0  0    35       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 LISTER 8462                   4   3  0    35       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 DARKMIGHT 8594                3   6  0    35       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 SILK 8229                     8  10  0    34       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIKEY 8951                    4   6  2    34       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 GREEDY GIMP 8731              4   3  1    34       TOKEN ENTRY (725)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AGENT 99 8694                 6   1  1    33       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 MEAN MUG 8686                 5   3  0    33       HOWLIN MAD (809)
 NOMA S 8597                   4   5  0    33       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 BOJ 8858                      4   3  0    33       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
 SRIRACHA 9042                 2   1  1    33       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 GALAXIE 8339                  7   7  0    32       GAS MONKEY (783)
 YETI 8878                     4   3  1    32       SNOW FORT (819)
 ALIISZA 8871                  7   7  0    31       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
-BUSEY 8293                    6   4  1    31       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 SNOWPUNCH 8981                5   1  0    31       SNOW FORT (819)
 MUD PATH 8767                 4   3  0    31       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 BOLA 8579                     3   3  0    31       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 OCTOGAB 8382                  6   2  0    30       LES TURFISTES (727)
 GRIM JIM 8986                 5   0  0    30       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 DRONE A11 8599                4   4  0    30       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 VARS FOLLEY 9025              3   1  1    30       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 HOWLSTORM 8556                3   6  1    30       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 THE GUT STOMPER 8784          3   5  0    30       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 LEATHER VEST 8499             3   6  0    30       BIKER LIFE (796)
 BLUE MONDAY 8697              3   4  0    30       80'S DISCO (810)
 DIRTY LOOK 8684               3   5  0    30       HOWLIN MAD (809)
 JEB! 9002                     4   1  0    29       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 TEFAL MINATOR 8383            4   3  0    29       LES TURFISTES (727)
 HUMBUG 8655                   3   4  0    29       LAND OF OZ (217)
 PIMPIN' PETE 8785             3   4  0    29       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 POUTINE 8769                  3   4  0    29       FAST FOOD (724)
-WINSTON 8732                  3   2  0    29       KAOS! (811)
 SHEENA 8474                   3   4  0    29       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 GORISTRO 8589                 2   5  0    29       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 THE SAFETY DANCE 8700         5   3  0    28       80'S DISCO (810)
 HIRELING 8763                 4   4  0    28       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 OLAF 8880                     3   5  0    28       SNOW FORT (819)
 LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009         3   1  0    28       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 GRANULO 8496                  7   6  0    27       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 PHAROS 8478                   6   8  1    27       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874          6   9  0    27       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 OBNOXIOUS NOISE 8537          5   4  0    27       BIKER LIFE (796)
 MR. RODGERS 8853              5   2  0    27       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
-AMORA 8737                    4   1  0    27       KAOS! (811)
 PLANET ROCK 9078              2   0  0    27       80'S DISCO (810)
 GLADIUS 8873                  5  11  0    26       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 VALAC 8819                    3   4  0    26       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 DARKWATCH 8998                3   2  0    26       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 ARMORED TEAPOT 8866           2   5  1    26       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
 DRONE A12 8790                4   4  1    25       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 ANYTHING ELSE 8670            4   3  0    25       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 WHIPPED CREAM 8768            4   3  0    25       FAST FOOD (724)
 BRONWYN 8774                  4   3  0    25       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 NEW WORLD ORDER 9030          1   3  0    25       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 CRANE KNIGHT 7524             4   4  1    24       GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)
-WHITE WIZARD 8734             4   3  0    24       KAOS! (811)
-EAGLE KNIGHT 7525             2   3  1    24       GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRONFANG 8967                 4   2  0    23       KHORS VILLANS (823)
 MALACHAI 8511                 1   1  0    23       THE KING'S MEN (797)
 BARAK 8813                    5   2  0    22       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 KING NATHEL 8814              4   3  0    22       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 LACK OF HYGIENE 8754          3   3  0    22       BIKER LIFE (796)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLANSKI 8604                  4   6  0    21       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 TEACH 8673                    3   4  0    21       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 ICE BEE 9044                  2   0  0    21       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 LYRIC TENOR 9104              1   0  0    21       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 SKULGARR THE CRUEL 8987       4   1  0    20       KHORS VILLANS (823)
 SLUSH PUPPY 9023              4   0  0    20       FAST FOOD (724)
 GORE GORE GIRL 8679           3   5  0    20       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 SERVANT 9014                  3   1  0    20       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 THUGGER JAX 8524              2  10  2    20       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 LARRY 8982                    2   3  0    20       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 GASEOUS CLAY 8516             4   5  0    19       OTTODROME TW (728)
 STING 8999                    3   2  0    19       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
 DRONE A13 8863                3   4  0    19       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 BEL AIR 8788                  3   4  0    19       GAS MONKEY (783)
 JUMPING JOE 8994              2   2  0    19       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 BLADE WING 8966               2   4  0    19       KHORS VILLANS (823)
 SEABLOOM 8527                 3   9  0    18       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 HOMINY JOB 9005               4   1  0    17       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
 SLINGHOT 8787                 2   5  0    17       GAS MONKEY (783)
 TURF WAR EUPHORIA 8865        2   5  0    17       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
 OODLES OF TALENT 8795         2   5  0    17       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 GEIR 8793                     2   5  0    17       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 STUD MUFFIN 9065              1   1  0    17       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 EN FEUGO 9072                 2   0  1    16       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 EMO 8854                      4   3  0    15       HOWLIN MAD (809)
-DIOMEDES 8564                 3   6  0    15       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 GOOD OL'BOY 8993              3   2  0    15       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 PARADIGM 9018                 2   2  0    15       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 KRAZY KELLIE 9047             1   1  0    15       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 RUMP ROAST 9066               2   0  1    14       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 KVT3 8965                     2   4  0    14       KHORS VILLANS (823)
 VOLDAWROTH 8968               2   4  0    14       KHORS VILLANS (823)
 DRAWING DEAD 9026             2   2  0    14       BAD BEATS (791)
 HJORVARDR 8792                3   4  0    13       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 FREJA 8727                    2   7  0    13       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 KANSAS 9062                   2   0  0    13       LAND OF OZ (217)
 FRIED MICE 8995               1   4  0    13       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 VINCE 9003                    3   2  0    12       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
-OWL KNIGHT 7521               3   3  0    12       GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)
 JAKE THE JIGGLER 8782         2   6  0    12       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 BRAIN MUFFIN 9049             2   0  0    12       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 HELLEYEZ 9011                 1   3  0    12       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 SALTY DOG 9050                1   1  0    12       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
-HAWK KNIGHT 7522              2   5  0    11       GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)
 BALDR 8794                    2   5  0    11       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 SCARLET DEN 9115              1   0  1    11       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 YELLOW BRICK 9048             2   0  0    10       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BOOTLICKER 9036               1   1  0    10       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 ETHEL MERTZ 9107              1   0  0    10       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 PABLO 9113                    1   0  0    10       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 BARSTOOL 7 9095               1   0  0    10       CHEERS (659)
 FRUIT CUP 9024                2   2  1     9       FAST FOOD (724)
-VARYSS 8733                   2   3  0     9       KAOS! (811)
-EXISTENTIAL DREAD 9037        1   0  0     9       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 EDMOND FITZDEED 8997          1   4  0     9       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 BANSHEE 9000                  1   4  0     7       GAS MONKEY (783)
 GHOST OF A CHANCE 9028        1   3  0     6       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
-LILAC ROSE 4943               1   1  0     6       SUPERIOR FORCES 6K (494)
 BRAN PIZZA 9080               1   1  1     5       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 DATABASE EDITOR 9079          1   1  1     5       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 CHALUPA BATMAN 9043           1   2  0     5       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 QUEEN LATIFAH 9038            1   2  0     5       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 BILLY NOLAN 8508              1   1  0     5       THE KING'S MEN (797)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAST CARESS 9069              1   1  0     4       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 TIRED TEDDY 9051              1   1  0     4       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 ACE MERRILL 8507              0   2  0     3       THE KING'S MEN (797)
-DEURAN 521                    0   2  0     2       BANGORANS (81)
-FALIN 520                     0   2  0     2       BANGORANS (81)
-BASH 9073                     0   1  0     1       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
 KIP MASTERS 9110              0   1  0     1       REAPER'S OF FATE (829)
 STITCH 9053                   0   1  0     1       KNUCKLEHEADS (825)
 BLACK-DRAGON 9060             0   1  0     1       TEAM BLACK (826)
-BASHERE 9075                  0   1  0     1       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
 WYKED QUEEN 9114              0   1  0     1       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 NINE 9055                     0   1  0     1       KNUCKLEHEADS (825)
-BASHIM 9074                   0   1  0     1       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
 BAIN HOMFIST 9111             0   1  0     1       REAPER'S OF FATE (829)
 LACE 829                      0   1  0     1       BANGORANS (81)
 SPECTRAL SAMURAI 9101         0   1  0     1       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 NICHOLE JINSING 9112          0   1  0     1       REAPER'S OF FATE (829)
 SPHEN LONEGRAND 9108          0   1  0     1       REAPER'S OF FATE (829)
 MR. FRIENDLY 9100             0   1  0     1       OTTODROME TW (728)
 CYLUSE JINSING 9109           0   1  0     1       REAPER'S OF FATE (829)
 3=4 9105                      0   1  0     1       LES TURFISTES (727)
 BLACK-HAMMER 9057             0   1  0     1       TEAM BLACK (826)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HARRY THE HAT 8695      0  2 0 CHEERS 659           TURTLE NINJA 8988     366  NOT REVENGED
KELLY GAINES 9008       2  2 0 CHEERS 659           SRIRACHA 9042         370   
LILITH 8219            11  4 1 CHEERS 659           DRONE A1 8097         368   
VERT CAMEMBERT          0  0 0 DARK ARENA           FIDDLE 7898           370  NONE
OHGUS 9022              0  2 0 DESTROYERS LEGIO 804 BRAN PIZZA 9080       369   
HOT TAMALE 8798         1  4 0 EL CAMINO:HOT SA 808 FRUIT CUP 9024        368  REVENGED
FIVE-DOLLAR RAY 8572    2  9 1 FRAYED SANITY 799    BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT      370  NONE
LEGO CAB 8230           8  7 0 LES TURFISTES 727    BARNEY STINSON 8307   369   
MEAT LOAFER 8796        0  3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 STARFURY 8596         367   
HOMELAND SECURIT 9029   0  3 0 NATURAL B. KILLE 584 EN FEUGO 9072         369   
ADOBE GILLIS 8309       6  8 0 OTTODROME TW 728     BLOODFIRE 8559        368  REVENGED
BUMPUS HEAD 9099        0  1 0 OTTODROME TW 728     HAIRY ANDOUILLET      370  NONE
DURNIK 9087             0  1 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 SCARLET DEN 9115      370   
MR. WOLF 7401          15 16 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 SUPERSIZE ME 8110     369   
MRIN 9088               0  1 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 STICKY TRIPOU         370  NONE
TORAK 8341              5  7 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 DIVIN' IVAN 8539      369   
PITCHING ACE 8799       2  4 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       AGENT 99 8694         369   
BOOTLICKER 8985         0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  WHIPPITA 8989         366  NONE
QUAGMIRE 8272           7 10 1 SECOND BANANAS 573   FEEL THE BERN 9001    370   
PEANUT BLUBBER 8624     7  4 0 SHEWISH DINER 806    SIR KILLALOT 6020     368   
CAILLOU 9086            0  1 0 SPROUT OF MY MIN 816 CHEEKY SNAIL          370  NONE
HATTY 8859              5  3 0 SPROUT OF MY MIN 816 LE GRELE 8252         369   
BASHUS 9077             0  1 0 STEVEN'S BASHERS 827 RUMP ROAST 9066       369   
HENRY BOWERS 8510       0  2 0 THE KING'S MEN 797   VERT CAMEMBERT        370  NONE
PERCY WETMORE 8509      0  2 0 THE KING'S MEN 797   LIVING GERARD         370  NONE
DA2 9041                0  1 0 TOKEN ENTRY 725      VARS FOLLEY 9025      368   
DAMEATRIUS 9094         0  1 0 TOKEN ENTRY 725      CREAMY OYSTER         370  NONE
DA CRAP 9106            0  1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    CHEEKY SNAIL          370  NONE
MAX MEGADOOM 8976       3  2 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    DATABASE EDITOR 9079  369   
COOL CLARK 8613         2  1 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 805   EPHYRA 8372           366  NOT REVENGED
RONOVE 9102             0  1 0 WICKED MARTYRS 815   ROQUEFORT KISS        370  NONE
SABNOCK 8820            4  2 0 WICKED MARTYRS 815   SUZI Q 8565           369   
SALEOS 9103             0  1 0 WICKED MARTYRS 815   CHEEKY SNAIL          370  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Turf War participants -- I declare Runny Legs of Shewish Diner to be the team's new 
champion. -- One Armed Bandit

Congrats to Jack O' Lantern, Duelmaster of the Turf War!  All FRODO is proud. -- Oz 
The All Excited

FRODO, wow!  Well done, Team! -- Oz The All Motivated

Salty Dog, that was fun.  I had never tasted salty dog before. (wink) -- Kansas

Bash, of Steven's Bashers, you tricky little devil, you.  Next time bring your A game. 
-- Yellow Brick

Dumblegore, thank you.  Thank you.  Thank you very much for the challenge.  I really 
needed an easy win. -- Munchkin

Diomedes, perhaps next time you will challenge someone you can possibly beat? -- 
Humbug

O' Jay, how nice!  You used your TV Challenge on little ole me?  I am honored.  You 
are so kind.  I hope you enjoy your "L". -- Golden Cap (feeling the love)

Scarlet Den, are you truly that sensitive?  It does not seem so likely after listening 
to the name calling and spiteful words you have spread all over Alastari.  A simple 
word like axx-whole said to a collective group in Chicago has your panties in a wad?  
Some can give it, but can't take it, I guess.  We Ozers are sad for you and will pray 
for your future peace of mind. -- Oz The All Concerned

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Philosophical

Safety Dance -- YOU ARE NOT SAFE. -- Mythbuster, Big Idea

North Fork -- Deep breathing while holding a stretch is better for a warrior than 
strenuous aerobic exercise! -- Elucidator, Big Idea

Snow Fort -- On the move! -- E, Big Idea

Drone A11 -- The Elucidator says we're all going to be Borg, like you. -- Homesteader

Vicky Mendoza -- How did you ever lose 11, fighting like that? -- Don Q

Sir Killalot -- Pretty good riposte for a tall drink OT water like you... -- One Time!

False Bravado -- I don't know if it was overconfidence, or that minute 2 strategy 
change that did me in. -- Busted Aces

Whipped Cream -- 'Fast' Food?  Not fast enough ... -- Runner Runner

Obnoxious Noise -- I did not appreciate the "Zoom Zoom!" windup before your final 
attack.  That was over the top. -- Drawing Dead

Dan -- Who are you, exactly? -- TUM

Dorothy -- Dorothy? And you say I am the one with gender issues?  Interesting.  So, 
you place a PA noting that a spotlight was going to be written, but not published as 
"it wasn't worth the trouble to extend the nonsense."  Yet, we see that very spotlight 
in the newsletter.  Where did you get your integrity?  From Otto's Integrity Training?  
Just to point out a few items, as I don't expect much from you, but it is still fun to 
note how much smarter I am compared to you.  Crossdressers do not have gender identity 
issues, they simply enjoy wearing the clothes of the opposite gender, usually their 
spouse's.  This you could learn by talking to Little Stick.  People seeking gender 
reassignment surgery do so as they feel they are living their life in the wrong body.  
This you could learn by talking to Spirit.  As you are dumb, you tried to blend these 
two issues together and embarrassed yourself in front of everyone.  I can go the next 
ten years talking about this if you want, how managers forever have been entering 
incorrect styles into TB and I did the same.  But, I will also talk about how you 
verbally assaulted me at a F2F, which no manager has ever been so classless to do, or 
will ever repeat.  You keep it up and I will do the same, you self-righteous pig. -- 
Den

Manaqueen -- Did you enjoy that little show the Blinding Man put on for you?  I 
laughed so hard that beer came down my nose.  Your Deputy thought he had the fight 
won, then I gave Blinding Man the secret sign that means we don't lose to warriors run 
by smelly managers and he quickly dispatched your guy on your challenge.  My hand 
hurts from all the high-fives and fist-bumps. -- Den

Dorkio -- Hey, what is your team name here?  I asked a few other managers, but nobody 
knew, as nobody really cares about you.  But, now that I have a new guy I thought I 
could challenge some of your guys, as I am sure they are Initiates now, and for 
perpetuity. -- Den

Lackey -- Yep, that is what I thought would happen.  Did you see how cool I looked 
when my epee was sticking out of your shoulder? -- Quick Sand

Oz/Den -- Get a room or a rink or whatever, but take this out of the public eye, 
please! -- Assur

Drone A4 -- Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof -- Dog on the Loose
Translation: HA HA HA HA HA

Doom Slinger -- Try and interrupt us again and it will go even worse for you. -- Teens 
Sucking Face

Luccio -- Makes me cry. -- Crying Kid

Filthy Hands -- Of course I didn't have a chance.  I was impotent against you. -- Mud 
Path

Brock Tulgren -- That's right, tell on me.  But just you wait.  I'll get you when 
there are no adults watching. -- Bully

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JACK O'LANTERN viciously butchered ROQUEFORT KISS in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SCORPION KING murdered HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
FIDDLE savagely slew VERT CAMEMBERT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
FIVE-DOLLAR RAY was butchered by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HENRY BOWERS was assassinated by VERT CAMEMBERT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
PERCY WETMORE was butchered by LIVING GERARD in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
MRIN was assassinated by STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
SALEOS was killed by CHEEKY SNAIL in a 3 minute Dark Arena brawl.
CAILLOU was easily killed by CHEEKY SNAIL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA CRAP was easily killed by CHEEKY SNAIL in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
BUMPUS HEAD was slaughtered by HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
RONOVE was assassinated by ROQUEFORT KISS in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
DAMEATRIUS was assassinated by CREAMY OYSTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
SILK was handily defeated by SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud bout.
BOJ was demolished by LE GRELE in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
KING NATHEL was viciously subdued by DIVIN' IVAN in a 2 minute Bloodfeud contest.
O'JAY was demolished by QUICK SAND in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge brawl.
HEADLESS NICK handily defeated DIANE in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
THE DOCTOR defeated DRONE A1 in a action packed 1 minute expert's Challenge struggle.
DOOM SLINGER overpowered HABANERO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ELEPHANT was overpowered by MARLBORO MAN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DRESDEN was narrowly defeated by NICK TORTELLI in a 2 minute Challenge match.
HOMIE D. CLONE devastated DRONE A4 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SUMMER overpowered ORESTES in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
SEX (I'M A) handily defeated CYCLONUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
RELAX viciously subdued MUMMY MUSKETEER in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
GOLDEN CAP won victory over BLINDING MAN in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge match.
DEPUTY FIFE vanquished STINK FACE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RUNNY LEGS demolished ODIN AVERSSON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HENCHMAN vanquished HOMEY D. CLONE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
LIL PRINCESS handily defeated OOKLA THE MOK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BARNEY STINSON won victory over CHIN CHECK in a 2 minute gory Challenge bout.
STARFURY was overpowered by LATE OR EARLY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
DUMBLEGORE savagely defeated JERRY in a 3 minute brutal Challenge match.
MORTY overpowered LUCCIO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BETH savagely defeated DRONE A11 in a action packed 3 minute brutal Challenge bout.
LACKEY viciously subdued MOONDOG in a popular 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
GHOST PEPPER subdued SUNSTORM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
NOMA S was overpowered by BLACK CHAOS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
OPTIMUS PRIMAL was subdued by BULLY in a 3 minute Challenge match.
ON SECOND THOUGHT was overcome by FALSE BRAVADO in a 2 minute Challenge match.
BARSTOOL 5 unbelievably bested SLUMBERING TRUNK in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
HUMBUG was handily defeated by TWEET in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RUFF RUFF vanquished HOWLSTORM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FEEL THE BERN murdered QUAGMIRE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
FAST EEEK devastated HIPPSTER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
OCTOGAB was handily defeated by LAUGHING LUNATIC in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SERVANT was savagely defeated by DARKMIGHT in a 7 minute Challenge competition.
LISTER defeated DIRTY LOOK in a 5 minute Challenge battle.
SHEENA defeated LARRY in a 3 minute veteran vs. novice Challenge duel.
SCHWEDERSKE overcame MIKEY in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
BROCK TULGREN overcame OLAF in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
GORISTRO was demolished by DESPERO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BLANSKI was narrowly defeated by ALIISZA in a 2 minute brutal Challenge battle.
MYTHBUSTER overpowered PHAROS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
GREEDY GIMP beat BARAK in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
HELLEYEZ was subdued by WHIPPED CREAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge battle.
BLUE MONDAY overpowered KVT3 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
GORE GORE GIRL was savagely defeated by VALAC in a 2 minute bloody Challenge contest.
ARMORED TEAPOT beat LACK OF HYGIENE in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
OODLES OF TALENT lost to IRONFANG in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
TEFAL MINATOR overpowered THUGGER JAX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SEABLOOM was handily defeated by PLANET ROCK in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
SRIRACHA executed KELLY GAINES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
JEB! demolished EMO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge conflict.
MALACHAI viciously subdued BRONWYN in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
ACE MERRILL lost to GEIR in a popular 5 minute Challenge bout.
QUEEN LATIFAH was overpowered by TURF WAR EUPHORIA in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BOOTLICKER lost to JUMPING JOE in a exciting 2 minute Challenge match.
CHALUPA BATMAN was demolished by PARADIGM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ICE BEE overpowered BALDR in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge contest.
TEENS SUCKING FACE slimly lost to PHANTOM PIKEMAN in a 2 minute brutal veteran's bout.
SKYWARP overpowered CRAPULODON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEL ICIOUS overpowered WALKER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
JINX viciously subdued SHANE in a 2 minute bloody match.
DOG ON THE LOOSE demolished SIR KILLALOT in a 3 minute uneven Title match.
NIMBLE FOX overpowered KOBE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
FAITH was demolished by PEPPER in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
VICKY MENDOZA vanquished DON QUIXOTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
DWES EG SALAD was demolished by RUNS WITH SPEAR in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
BLIZZARD was unbelievably bested by JACK B. QUICK in a 2 minute veteran's match.
DIGITAL POP savagely defeated EPHYRA in a exciting 3 minute gory veteran's struggle.
RICK handily defeated BROKEN POND in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PLAGUE PARADE overcame AMIINANY DANGER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory match.
SUZI Q demolished TRIGGER HAPPY COP in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
SLUDGE savagely defeated FILTHY HANDS in a action packed 4 minute brutal duel.
APEX PREDATOR vanquished KIND KOHL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ONE TIME! subdued BAD INK in a 2 minute brawl.
HOBO CASSEROLE was demolished by HARRY SLAUGHTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BUSTED ACES luckily beat YETI in a 2 minute gruesome competition.
BLOODFIRE luckily beat -ZERO in a 2 minute brutal bout.
MORGAN narrowly defeated MUNCHKIN in a slow 34 minute bloody expert's battle.
GET THE POINT? beat JACK THE BLADE in a 2 minute duel.
HAWKINS viciously subdued MEAN MUG in a popular 3 minute gruesome melee.
CRYING KID was bested by CONVERSATION in a popular 3 minute bout.
HIRELING was handily defeated by CORSON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HOMESTEADER was overpowered by RUNNER RUNNER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
SNOWPUNCH unbelievably bested CRANE KNIGHT in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal duel.
DRONE A12 was luckily beaten by BOLA in a 2 minute gory duel.
PIMPIN' PETE viciously subdued VOLDAWROTH in a action packed 3 minute gory fray.
VIKING VAMPIRE overcame GRANULO in a exciting 2 minute competition.
RON WE SLAY demolished MUD PATH in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
POUTINE was bested by THE GUT STOMPER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
STING was overpowered by YEAH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FRESH UNDERWEAR overpowered GLADIUS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
GASEOUS CLAY was overcome by LEGIONNAIRE LICH in a 3 minute gruesome competition.
GALAXIE won victory over FRIED MICE in a exciting 2 minute melee.
OBNOXIOUS NOISE slimly lost to THE SAFETY DANCE in a popular 5 minute gruesome fight.
AGENT 99 subdued BEL AIR in a action packed 3 minute bloody contest.
JOE BANANAS vanquished P-NUT FIREBEARD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TEACH lost to VARS FOLLEY in a popular 1 minute struggle.
DRINKING DRUNK demolished HJORVARDR in a 1 minute brutal uneven bout.
DRONE A13 overpowered BANSHEE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MR. RODGERS bested FREJA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory fray.
BLADE WING luckily beat SLINGHOT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal conflict.
GRIM JIM bested SKULGARR THE CRUEL in a 2 minute match.
JAKE THE JIGGLER was vanquished by STUD MUFFIN in a 4 minute mismatched contest.
LEATHER VEST savagely defeated GOOD OL'BOY in a 3 minute veteran vs. novice contest.
DARKWATCH handily defeated BRAN PIZZA in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched duel.
ANYTHING ELSE slimly won victory over FRUIT CUP in a 2 minute competition.
SLUSH PUPPY outlasted BLACK-HAMMER in a monotonous 13 minute beginner's duel.
DRAWING DEAD luckily beat GHOST OF A CHANCE in a 2 minute gory novice's bout.
NEW WORLD ORDER overpowered DATABASE EDITOR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOMINY JOB overpowered STITCH in a 3 minute one-sided brawl.
VINCE savagely defeated WYKED QUEEN in a action packed 1 minute gory amateur's battle.
EDMOND FITZDEED subdued MR. FRIENDLY in a 2 minute novice's match.
KRAZY KELLIE vanquished BAIN HOMFIST in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
YELLOW BRICK narrowly defeated BLACK-DRAGON in a 6 minute beginner's fight.
BRAIN MUFFIN won victory over CYLUSE JINSING in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
SALTY DOG devastated 3=4 in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
TIRED TEDDY was demolished by LYRIC TENOR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BILLY NOLAN outlasted KIP MASTERS in a 9 minute beginner's fight.
KANSAS overcame LACE in a 1 minute brutal amateur's duel.
RUMP ROAST viciously subdued NICHOLE JINSING in a 1 minute gory novice's bout.
LAST CARESS was bested by ETHEL MERTZ in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's conflict.
EN FEUGO beat NINE in a action packed 1 minute beginner's contest.
DURNIK was easily killed by SCARLET DEN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BARSTOOL 7 vanquished SPECTRAL SAMURAI in a 1 minute mismatched struggle.
SPHEN LONEGRAND was demolished by PABLO in a 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  51         TOTAL PARRY      134 - 112 -  1      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 44         WALL OF STEEL    101 -  88 -  3      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     33         STRIKING ATTACK  204 - 190 - 13      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      30         LUNGING ATTACK   214 - 211 - 19      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 29         PARRY-LUNGE       29 -  34 -  1      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  28         AIMED BLOW       115 - 135 -  6      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   24         SLASHING ATTACK  103 - 146 -  6      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   13         BASHING ATTACK    92 - 135 -  9      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     38 -  63 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-STRIKE      28 -  49 -  0      36  |

Turn 370 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    32 - 19     AIMED BLOW        13 - 17         5  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   25 - 19     SLASHING ATTACK   12 - 17         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL     13 - 11     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  5         1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK    14 - 14     TOTAL PARRY       12 - 21         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  9         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  4         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756      18  12  1  143 BASH BROS PARK (766)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE DOCTOR 8142            16   6  0  122 D.A. REJECTS (787)
PARRY-LUNGE      MARLBORO MAN 8145          12   8  1  119 D.A. REJECTS (787)
SLASHING ATTACK  SKYWARP 8063               14  10  1  117 DARQUE FORCES (396)
STRIKING ATTACK  DOOM SLINGER 6335          18   7  1  116 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
WALL OF STEEL    NICK TORTELLI 8176         14   8  0  101 CHEERS (659)
AIMED BLOW       HABANERO 8669              16   6  1   92 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    QUICK SAND 8419             9   7  0   72 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
PARRY-STRIKE     ONE TIME! 8396             13   7  0   67 BAD BEATS (791)
BASHING ATTACK   LE GRELE 8252               8   6  1   65 LES TURFISTES (727)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JINX 7951.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
DARKMIGHT 8594.  The ten other most popular fighters were DIGITAL POP 8864, RELAX 
8706, LEATHER VEST 8499, SLUDGE 8470, CONVERSATION 8672, PIMPIN' PETE 8785, SLINGHOT 
8787, LACKEY 8760, BOOTLICKER 9036, and SIR KILLALOT 6020.

The least popular fighter this week was MUNCHKIN 8432.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MORGAN 7235, SLUSH PUPPY 9023, BLACK-HAMMER 9057, BILLY NOLAN 8508, DA 
CRAP 9106, SPHEN LONEGRAND 9108, SPECTRAL SAMURAI 9101, DURNIK 9087, NICHOLE JINSING 
9112, and LACE 829.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DEL ICIOUS (47-8221) GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

JACK O'LANTERN (47-2762) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SCORPION KING (47-4718) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
FAITH (47-8944) SERPENTS HOLD II (820)