DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/18/2025    Duedate: 12/15/2025

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM 47    TURN 490

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ANGEL'S ENVY
2129 BOURBON ST (888)
(47-10696) [11-10-1,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ABSOLUM                        POSITION IS EMPTY
PSY CORPS (867)                
(47-10023) [19-19-2,144]       

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

MAXIMUS                        OSCAR MAIER
WHITE WOLVES (832)             FRAYED SANITY (799)
(47-10296) [15-31-0,104]       (47-9365) [15-15-0,91]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BAD GAS (893)                 48 
2. ROYAL FLUSH (48)              34    LAND OF OZ (217)
3. WHITE WOLVES (832)            33    Unchartered Team
4. FLOATING PAST (854)           23 
5. OF WOLF & MAN (732)           20    ERRATA (604)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 NAWLINS 2023 (896)        44  27  2 62.0   1/ 1 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      12  2 0
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         1101 735 38 60.0   2/ 3 PHOENIX GUARD (887)      11  4 0
 3/ 3 SHEWISH DINER (806)      266 189 18 58.5   3/13 CHEERS (659)             10  5 1
 4/ 6 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 50  36  2 58.1   4/16 FLOATING PAST (854)       9  4 1
 5- 4 SECOND BANANAS (573)     458 333 47 57.9   5/10 HATEFUL (895)             9  6 0
 6- 5 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)  113  83  8 57.7   6/ 2 SNOW FORT (819)           9  6 0
 7/ 7 FLOATING PAST (854)       96  71  4 57.5   7/ 9 OF WOLF & MAN (732)       8  6 0
 8/ 8 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734) 32  25  2 56.1   8/ 7 DWARFED (882)             7  4 2
 9/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         1162 979 62 54.3   9/ 6 BASH BROS PARK (766)      7  5 0
10/10 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    321 281 26 53.3  10/ 4 PSY CORPS (867)           7  6 0
11-11 WARBORN CANVAS (894)      33  30  1 52.4  11/28 SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       7  8 0
12/13 CHEERS (659)             239 221 13 52.0  12/ 5 THE PURGE 209 (868)       7  8 0
13/12 DARQUE FORCES (396)      557 517 34 51.9  13/25 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          7  8 0
14/14 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      376 352 17 51.6  14-30 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     6  4 0
15/16 SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       43  41  3 51.2  15/20 FIEND FOLIO (892)         6  6 0
16/19 OF WOLF & MAN (732)       55  53  1 50.9  16/ 8 METALBORN (890)           6  7 0
17/15 THE PURGE 209 (868)      156 152  7 50.6  17/29 FAST FOOD (724)           6  7 0
18/17 ERRATA! (760)            121 121  3 50.0  18/14 WILD WEST (155)           6  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-20 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     199 200  5 49.9  19/27 WHITE MAIMERS (873)       6  9 0
20/21 BASH BROS PARK (766)     274 279 11 49.5  20-18 SECOND BANANAS (573)      5  5 1
21/18 PSY CORPS (867)          106 108  5 49.5  21-21 WARBORN CANVAS (894)      5  5 0
22-23 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)    129 146  4 46.9  22-11 NAWLINS 2023 (896)        5  5 0
23/25 FAST FOOD (724)          367 419 17 46.7  23/15 SHEWISH DINER (806)       5  6 0
24/22 PHOENIX GUARD (887)       35  40  1 46.7  24/22 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 5  7 0
25/24 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    198 228  7 46.5  25/32 ERRATA! (760)             5  7 0
26/29 DWARFED (882)            103 120  7 46.2  26/31 BAD GAS (893)             5  8 1
27/26 HATEFUL (895)             47  55  1 46.1  27/36 EMU'S SEED (891)          5  9 1
28/27 FRAYED SANITY (799)      120 142  7 45.8  28/24 2129 BOURBON ST (888)     5 10 0
29/31 FIEND FOLIO (892)         30  36  2 45.5  29/12 DARQUE FORCES (396)       5 10 0
30/30 SNOW FORT (819)           86 105  2 45.0  30/33 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     5 10 0
31/28 METALBORN (890)           31  38  2 44.9  31-17 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      4  5 0
32/34 WILD WEST (155)           24  35  0 40.7  32-19 FILTHY PICKLES (889)      4  6 0
33/36 BAD GAS (893)             43  63  4 40.6  33/34 LAND OF OZ (217)          4 10 0
34/33 WHITE MAIMERS (873)      153 226 12 40.4  34/26 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    4 11 1
35/32 2129 BOURBON ST (888)     31  46  1 40.3  35/38 WHITE WOLVES (832)        4 11 0
36-35 FILTHY PICKLES (889)      28  43  2 39.4  36/23 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     3  8 0
37/37 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    56  97  8 36.6  37/39 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734) 2  0 0
38/38 WHITE WOLVES (832)       175 344 10 33.7  38-35 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   2  3 0
39/39 EMU'S SEED (891)          22  47  3 31.9  39/37 FRAYED SANITY (799)       2 13 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

TURF WAR 14 PRIZE LIST

Thank you to everyone who participated in this iteration of the Turf War. We hope you 
had an enjoyable experience. A prize list has been submitted to RSI, posted on the 
forums, posted in Discord, and posted here in the North Fork newsletter.

REMINDER:  Prizes must be used within four (4) months (from the posting of this NL). 
No out-of-bound prize applications are permitted, and prize applications are at the 
discretion of RSI.

We hope you join us for the next one!

                                          -- TW Moderators,
                                             Assur, Master Darque, and Oz

                            *****************************

Congratulations to the Turf War 14 Champions:  Eerie Picnic (Assur, La Guillotine, 
One-Armed Bandit)

1st Place Prize List
Winners:  Bash Bros (Assur); Shewish Diner (OAB); Weird Alchemy (La Guillotine)

 1. 86 team rollups from the prize pool (divided at the alliance's discretion)
 2. One (1) Limited Damage Bump Potion (bumps one level of damage)
 3. One (1) Stat Replacement (remove two (2) SIZE, replace 2 to any other SINGLE stat)
 4. One (1) Favorite Weapon Knowledge
 5. One (1) +1 Base Skill Potion

2nd Place Prize List
Winners:  Darque Forces (Master Darque); Errata! (JE); The Purge 209 (Dr. F)

 1. 11 Team rollups from the prize pool (divided at the alliance's discretion)
 2. One (1) Favorite Weapon Knowledge
 3. One (1) +1 Stat Raise Potion (not SIZE) 

Team with Most Wins
Winner:  One-Armed Bandit (Shewish Diner); 37-13-1 (74% w/l)

 1. 11 team rollups from the prize pool

Endurance Awards (fight 48+ fights out of 50)

 1. Two (2) +1 Base Skill Potions (used on different warriors)

Winners:  All participating teams in Turf War 14 qualified for the FULL Endurance 
Award!!!

     Bash Bros Park          2129 Bourbon St           Psy Corps          
     Shewish Diner           Rainbow Warriors II       Bad Gas            
     Weird Alchemy           Nawlins 2023              Fast Food          
     Darque Forces           Floating Past             Big Lake Maulers   
     The Purge 209           Phoenix Guard             Filthy Pickles     
     Errata!                 The Mothership CE         Frayed Sanity      
     Land of Oz              Spawn of Evil             Of Wolf & Man      
     Second Bananas          Spectral Steel            Emu's Seed         
     Royal Flush             Satan's Minions           Wild West          
     Big Lake Groove         Dwarfed                   Metalborn          
     Snow Fort               Cheers                    Fiend Folio        
     Hateful                 ReignNCatsNDogs           Warborn Canvas     

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of NORTH FORK!  Once again I've been called out of 
retirement for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  You know what they say 
about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  FLOATING PAST moved up 12 places, to 
4th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not SPAWN OF EVIL's opponents, after 
watching them shoot up the ranks from 28th to 11th.  You know what they say about the 
herd of lions who studied a judge...  ROYAL FLUSH moved up 12 places, to 13th.  Who 
can explain it?  Not you, not me, not FAST FOOD's opponents, after watching them 
shoot up the ranks from 29th to 17th.  DARQUE FORCES bit the big one as they could 
not win.  They dropped from 12th down to 29th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  
Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at 
SATAN'S MINIONS, cause they dropped by 13.  It seems so recently people were saying 
BAD GAS was washed up, finished.  But 3-1-0 moved them up 5.  I guess they're washed 
no more...  What's with MORBIUS?  He actually beat BIG LAKE GROOVE's MYSTERIOUS 
TWINKLE, and walked away with 25 more points from the fight.  Major screwup at BIG 
LAKE GROOVE.  MYSTERIOUS TWINKLE lost 18 points to MORBIUS.  Some new strategies, 
perhaps?  Maybe MYSTERIOUS TWINKLE will provide more easy wins...  2129 BOURBON ST's 
hatred of DARQUE FORCES surfaced again as ANGEL'S ENVY challenged NORTH FORK's top 
dog.  I can barely restrain my enthusiam for 2129 BOURBON ST's outstanding member, 
Duelmaster ANGEL'S ENVY.  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip 
about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  How 
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of 
practive, THE PURGE 209!  In my day, no team with a 154-149-7 would scare me off!  
What's the problem, WILD WEST?  How well I know the feeling of being the most 
challenged warrior, EMERALD CITY!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to 
haunt you.   
     Warriors of NORTH FORK unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Sending a 
warrior to the Dark Arena reminds the others they'd better shape up.  Tough beans, 
-ZERO.  That's what a 12-12-0 gets you.  SQUID looked pretty sick and surprised when 
it learned PHOENIX GUARD is sending it to the Dark Arena!  Whadd'it expect with a 
9-5-0?  Some people are wondering why PHOENIX GUARD sent SQUID (9-5-0) to the Dark 
Arena.  Just be glad you're not on their team.  Sending a warrior to the Dark Arena 
reminds the others they'd better shape up.  Tough beans, CORNFIELD.  That's what a 
9-11-0 gets you.  TRISKA looked pretty sick and surprised when she learned EMU'S SEED 
is sending her to the Dark Arena!  Whadd'she expect with a 4-9-1?  So SNOW FORT sent 
NIPPY to the Dark Arena.  Big deal.  Plenty more fighters where NIPPY came from.  
Dime a dozen...  Now, Spyreporters...  Sending a warrior to the Dark Arena reminds 
the others they'd better shape up.  Tough beans, OZ KILLER.  That's what a 1-10-1 
gets you.  PRINCE OF BARKNESS' family knows what's wot, after seeing the response 
from REIGNNCATSNDOGS!  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, places to 
go...   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  Are you 
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and 
good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANGEL'S ENVY 10696           11  10  1 117         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ABSOLUM 10023                19  19  2 144         PSY CORPS (867)           
 EMERALD CITY 10582           18   8  0 126         LAND OF OZ (217)          
-REAL TIPPER 10599            11   3  0 118         ERRATA! (760)             
-WAYFARER 10846               11   6  1 116         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 PREDATORS 10322              19   9  0 114         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 REAL MCCOY 10572             12   3  0 110         FAST FOOD (724)           
 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416           22  17  3 109         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 BLOODFLICKER 7228            12   2  0 109         AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734) 
 ARCHER 7216                  15  11  0 107         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 YETI 8878                    14  10  1 106         SNOW FORT (819)           
 APEFACE 10318                29  17  0 104         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 CRAPKIN 10522                23   9  0 104         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 MAXIMUS 10296                15  31  0 104         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
-TASOR FACE 10862              9  10  4 104         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 SECRET SAUCE 10382           21  17  0 100         FAST FOOD (724)           
-CHOPHOUSE 10839              12   4  1  99         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 THE DARK 10463               19  19  1  98         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 NEMESIS PRIME 10643          16   6  0  98         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 LEGGING LAGAN 9625           18  16  0  97         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 KRAG AXEHAND 10437           12   6  0  97         DWARFED (882)             
 EVAN DRAKE 9136              21  17  0  94         CHEERS (659)              
 SNAPDRAGON 10523             13  19  0  94         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 SHPONGLE 10510               12   7  0  92         PSY CORPS (867)           
 QULLAN 10748                 10   3  1  92         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 OSCAR MAIER 9365             15  15  0  91         FRAYED SANITY (799)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BOOTLICKER 10182             19  17  2  90         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 SOFT TEN 10562               15  14  1  90         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 LOST SHIP 9621               20  11  0  89         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 CARISSIMUS 10204             18  29  1  89         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
-SCOOTER PIE 10864            12   6  0  89         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 BLACK ICE 9921                9   6  0  89         SNOW FORT (819)           
-REVEREND JIM 9229            12   6  1  87         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 POOT 10774                   10  11  1  87         BAD GAS (893)             
-EARL GREY 10521              12   4  0  86         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 HUGH 9291                    14  12  0  85         CHEERS (659)              
 DRIFTWOOD 9793               11   7  0  84         FLOATING PAST (854)       
-KA'AHUAMANU 10845             9   7  0  84         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
-HIRELING 10682               10   2  0  82         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 CALAMITY 10897               11   8  1  81         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303            16  17  0  77         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 GOULD 10764                   8   3  0  76         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 D.N.C. 10803                  7  11  0  76         HATEFUL (895)             
-ZOUAVE ZOMBIE 10840           6   4  0  76         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FATHER BARRY 9294            14  13  2  75         CHEERS (659)              
 DEMETRIUS 10203              16  22  0  73         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
-PRINCESS CAKE 10768           6   4  0  73         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 DONNIE STAHL 9675            11  13  1  70         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 BRUTE 10827                   8   5  0  69         METALBORN (890)           
 OZWEEPAY 10805                9  11  0  67         HATEFUL (895)             
 PRECISE 10741                 8   5  1  67         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 ALKAVAR 10970                 7   1  0  67         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRIFF 10468                  11   9  2  66         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 BURNER 10771                 11  11  0  66         BAD GAS (893)             
-DAISY MAE'S 10836             9   3  0  66         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 YOXXI 10854                   6   5  1  66         ERRATA! (760)             
 SHOE THORN 10802              8   8  0  63         HATEFUL (895)             
 SPAR-TEKUS 10651             10   8  0  62         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
-REMNANT RANGER 10534         12   6  0  61         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 QUEEN OF SHEBA 10672         11   6  0  61         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
-TRANSFER PORTAL 10925         6   4  0  61         WILD WEST (155)           
-SUN GODDESS 10791             7   6  0  60         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 GLOOM 10824                   8   3  0  59         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
-DOMESTIC 10658                9   8  1  58         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 MALENA 10831                  7   6  1  58         EMU'S SEED (891)          
-DELIN BLACKHAUL 10552        11   6  1  57         DWARFED (882)             
 DEAD BATTERY 10797            8   6  0  57         HATEFUL (895)             

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLINT FORGEHART 10514         9  11  1  56         DWARFED (882)             
-NINJA NOSFORATU 10384         6   7  0  56         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
-LITTER BOX 10667              9   4  0  55         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 COINSHOT 10728                8   6  0  54         METALBORN (890)           
 MORBIUS 10508                 5  17  0  54         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
-COSTANZA 10364               12  10  0  53         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 AFFLICTION 10900             10   7  0  53         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
-SENTRY 10725                  8   4  2  53         METALBORN (890)           
-WITCHES BREW 10601            7   3  1  53         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 KERROM 7454                   5   7  1  52         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
-MARVIN ZEHM 10723             7   7  2  50         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 PENNY STOCKS 10928            6   5  0  50         WILD WEST (155)           
 RAVEN 10980                   6   2  0  49         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 PROMETHEUS 10511             10   9  1  43         PSY CORPS (867)           
 KING MIDAS 10823              9   2  1  43         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
-QUEEN KONG 10911              5   4  0  43         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
-EGYPTIAN QUEEN 10790          9   4  0  42         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 FOX & ODEN 10713              8   5  0  42         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 BLACK NIGHT 10849             8   3  0  42         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 FLAIL SNAIL 10749             7   7  0  42         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 ATTALUS 10509                 9  13  0  41         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 BLOOD SLURPER 10746           9   6  0  41         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 OLAF 10755                    8   6  0  41         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 HAOLE 10842                   8   4  0  41         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 THE MUSCLE 10933              5   6  1  40         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 EMPTY CHEST 10342             7   5  0  39         FLOATING PAST (854)       
-BOOM BOX 10666                6   6  0  39         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 VINCE MEAL 10817              6   6  1  38         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 TENNIS ACE 10710              6   9  0  37         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 MYSTERIOUS TWINKLE 10909      7   5  0  36         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
-LISSELI 10950                 5   3  0  36         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
-VOODOO LOUNGE 10833           5   7  0  36         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
-MOSQUITOES 10995              4   1  0  36         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
-SUSAN KLONTZ 10719            7   7  0  35         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 ARCHELIUS 10641               6  16  1  35         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 PROCOPIUS 10729               6  10  0  35         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NICROBURST 11021              3   2  0  35         METALBORN (890)           
-MOON MAID 10794               8   5  1  34         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
-KOA 10916                     5   5  0  34         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALTY POET 11037              2   1  0  33         FAST FOOD (724)           
 VICINIUS 10699                5  12  1  32         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 BRICK 10917                   5   6  2  31         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 JOHN ALLEN HILL 10918         5   6  0  31         CHEERS (659)              
 JACK NICHOLSON 10992          4   2  0  31         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 BAR PATRON 11018              4   1  1  30         CHEERS (659)              
-SEA WITCH 10793               4   9  0  30         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 SEEKER 10898                  5   6  0  29         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 IRON HEART 10814              4   9  1  28         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
-MAJESTIC MASTIFF 11039        2   0  0  28         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 BLIGHT 10955                  6   4  0  26         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 FANNY CHMELAR 10753           5   9  0  26         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
-GEORGE RTX 11005              4   0  0  26         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
-GRUM SPEARFOOT 11052          2   0  1  26         DWARFED (882)             
 THURP 11059                   2   0  1  26         BAD GAS (893)             
 LYSANDRA 10969                3   5  0  25         EMU'S SEED (891)          
-TOM FEHLEN 10946              4   5  0  24         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BI-ANNUAL 10915               5   4  0  23         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
-COMPROMISE 11020              4   0  0  22         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
-GUILLERMO 11031               2   1  0  22         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
-KILLSWITCH 10931              6   3  0  21         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 COLLEGE N.I.L. 10927          4   7  0  21         WILD WEST (155)           
 GRIEVANCE 11000               3   3  0  21         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
-BITTER SWEET 10856            5   5  0  20         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 WILLIAM 10991                 2   4  0  20         ERRATA! (760)             
 ICE BREAKER 11033             2   2  0  19         SNOW FORT (819)           
-COPYCAT 10919                 1   8  0  19         ERRATA! (760)             
 BRITTANICUS 10939             3   8  0  17         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 BLACK LOTUS 11032             2   2  0  17         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 MARYLAND MAN 11023            2   3  0  17         HATEFUL (895)             
 KALAKAUA 11056                1   1  0  17         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
-SPANISH 11038                 1   1  0  17         ERRATA! (760)             
 LICINIUS 11001                3   2  0  16         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 I DENTIFIED AS... 10984       4   3  0  15         WILD WEST (155)           
-JON NELSON 10968              3   4  0  15         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
-KAMALA 10972                  3   4  0  13         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 COUPON JACK 10983             2   5  0  13         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
-IMIX 11065                    1   0  0  13         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
-GHOULASH 11017                3   1  0  12         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 ORACLE 10971                  2   6  0  12         METALBORN (890)           
-BULLYWUG 11064                1   0  0  11         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 BUBBLER 11060                 1   0  0  10         BAD GAS (893)             
-CAESAR ADOGUS 11058           1   0  0  10         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
-PONTOON 10996                 2   3  0   9         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
-LITTERBOX QUEEN 11042         2   0  0   9         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
-HUMID 10988                   1   5  0   8         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
-SIAMESE SULTAN 11041          1   1  0   7         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 DASTARDLY 11030               1   3  0   6         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 SKAZI 11051                   1   2  0   5         PSY CORPS (867)           
 GERRY MANDERER 11057          1   1  0   4         WILD WEST (155)           
 COLD BERNIE 11044             0   3  0   3         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 BOURBON BUNNY 11063           0   2  0   2         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
-MAINE COON MAJESTY 11040      0   2  0   2         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
-PERNICON 11066                0   1  0   1         FIEND FOLIO (892)         

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ANCIENT AGE 10692       5  7 0 2129 BOURBON ST 888  IRON HEART 10814       488 REVENGED
BONDSTONE 10944         5  5 0 2129 BOURBON ST 888  STONE GOLEM            490 NONE
DIRTY HELEN 10929       2  9 0 2129 BOURBON ST 888  STONE GOLEM            490 NONE
SHART 10772             9 12 0 BAD GAS 893          GRIFF 10468            489  
MUDDY TRAILS 10997      3  3 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   MOUNTAIN TROLL         490 NONE
OZ KILLER 10908         1 11 1 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  MOUNTAIN TROLL         490 NONE
ROMCOM GIGGLES 11035    1  3 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  BANDIT PRINCE          490 NONE
TERSE ODDITY 11034      0  4 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  SPYMASTER              490 NONE
CRAZY LARRY 11045       1  2 0 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 BAR PATRON 11018       490  
THUGGER JAX 8524        9 19 2 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 ANGEL'S ENVY 10696     487  
FASTTRACK 11049         0  3 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    STONE GOLEM            490 NONE
RATBAT 10985            3  4 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    SHEWISH GIANT          490 NONE
DAMARIS 11053           0  2 0 EMU'S SEED 891       DARK CHAMPION          490 NONE
TRISKA 10737            4 10 1 EMU'S SEED 891       WURM KIN               490 NONE
LEY LINE 10943          4  3 0 ERRATA! 760          PRECISE 10741          487  
LOST MOSS 9792         11  4 1 FLOATING PAST 854    KAMEHAMEHA 10848       486 REVENGED
CORNFIELD 10560         9 12 0 LAND OF OZ 217       MOUNTAIN TROLL         490 NONE
CROW 11019              2  3 0 LAND OF OZ 217       MOUNTAIN TROLL         490 NONE
CROW 10979              2  6 0 PHOENIX GUARD 887    BANDIT PRINCE          490 NONE
SQUID 10689             9  6 0 PHOENIX GUARD 887    BLACK ORC              490 NONE
TICON 10963             3  3 0 PSY CORPS 867        KERROM 7454            487 REVENGED
PRINCE OF BARKN 10519  10  5 1 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  SOFT TEN 10562         486 NOT REVENGED
BONDSMAN 11016          2  3 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  HIGH ELF               490 NONE
UNDERLING 10942         5  5 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  MISTRESS FANDETT       490 NONE
CONWAY 9720            18 17 2 SECOND BANANAS 573   CHOPHOUSE 10839        486 NOT REVENGED
GRINGO TACO 11055       0  2 0 SHEWISH DINER 806    WURM KIN               490 NONE
-ZERO 8881             12 13 0 SNOW FORT 819        SPYMASTER              490 NONE
NIPPY 10940             7  4 0 SNOW FORT 819        HIGH ELF               490 NONE
SNOWPUNCH 8981         13 11 0 SNOW FORT 819        DONNIE STAHL 9675      486 NOT REVENGED
YUREI YEOMAN 11036      1  2 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   THURP 11059            489  
PITCH BLACK 10707       7  6 0 THE PURGE 209 868    GLOCKENSPIEL 10416     486 NOT REVENGED
SCREACH 10989           3  4 1 THE PURGE 209 868    WURM KIN               490 NONE
BETA CLUB PREZ 11050    0  1 0 WILD WEST 155        GRUM SPEARFOOT 11052   488  
WOKE STRANGER 10976     3  2 0 WILD WEST 155        KING MIDAS 10823       487 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congrats to the dirty, rotten, cheating winners. May I someday ascend to your plateau. 
(especially the rotten part) -- Oz The All-Praising

As the boss passes 80 on 10/27, I can only wonder whether I shall make the next TW. 
(fingers crossed ... prayers offered) -- Oz The All-Somber

Crambus & Phil -- We came, we sandk, what did we expect?  Good job on what we had.  
Chin up guys, except Crambus... those glasses you have are quite heavy. -- Chad

Here we go, the PA's will be full of Bashur giving himself accolades, yet still 
dancing to the BeeGee's by himself which is normal.  I am sure he has a disco ball 
too. -- Chad

Here we are, turn 10.  For those who came in "Beneath" South of Fifty, touche'. You 
are now the Jesters of Duel 2.  Those on top just spent more money than us who didn't.  
Many of those top teams have more FE that what's shown, tourney teams.  Well congrats 
to those.  It proves nothing on strategy or knowledge.  How about a tourney that 
everyone starts at 0-0-0 teams.  No FE, no tourney crap??  That is where true 
knowledge will be proven. -- Chad

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

-ZERO was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SQUID was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a exciting 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
CORNFIELD was narrowly killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TRISKA was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
UNDERLING was assassinated by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
NIPPY was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
SCREACH was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
BONDSTONE was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a popular 3 minute Dark Arena competition.
DIRTY HELEN was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
MUDDY TRAILS was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
CROW was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
BONDSMAN was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
OZ KILLER was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena bout.
RATBAT was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena match.
FASTTRACK was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
ROMCOM GIGGLES was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena brawl.
CROW was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
GRINGO TACO was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
DAMARIS was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fray.
TERSE ODDITY was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
ANGEL'S ENVY slimly won victory over NEMESIS PRIME in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
EMERALD CITY overpowered APEFACE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BLOOD SLURPER was outwaited by KING MIDAS in a slow 22 minute Challenge bout.
PENNY STOCKS unbelievably bested FOX & ODEN in a popular 12 minute Challenge match.
IRON HEART was vanquished by NICROBURST in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
BRICK was overpowered by THE MUSCLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BOURBON BUNNY was overpowered by LICINIUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLOODFLICKER overpowered DONNIE STAHL in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
ARCHER slimly won victory over LEGGING LAGAN in a 7 minute expert's bout.
YETI handily defeated GOULD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
REAL MCCOY viciously subdued THE DARK in a popular 3 minute gruesome veteran's bout.
SNAPDRAGON was overcome by ABSOLUM in a exciting 2 minute veteran's fight.
CRAPKIN defeated BLACK ICE in a exciting 2 minute veteran's fight.
SHPONGLE was beaten by MAXIMUS in a exciting 2 minute fray.
OSCAR MAIER was unbelievably bested by SECRET SAUCE in a 6 minute veteran's duel.
KRAG AXEHAND demolished OZWEEPAY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GLOCKENSPIEL viciously subdued DEMETRIUS in a exciting 4 minute veteran's fight.
PREDATORS demolished CALAMITY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CARISSIMUS overpowered COINSHOT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LOST SHIP viciously subdued BURNER in a action packed 5 minute brutal master's match.
QULLAN overpowered MOOSEKNUCKLE in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
FATHER BARRY was devastated by POOT in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
HUGH overcame SPAR-TEKUS in a 2 minute fight.
EVAN DRAKE devastated BRUTE in a 2 minute mismatched match.
SOFT TEN viciously subdued D.N.C. in a exciting 4 minute gory veteran's conflict.
SHOE THORN was demolished by DRIFTWOOD in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
QUEEN OF SHEBA was viciously subdued by YOXXI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
PRECISE demolished OLAF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ALKAVAR overpowered PROCOPIUS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
FLAIL SNAIL was narrowly defeated by RAVEN in a unpopular 8 minute bout.
DEAD BATTERY viciously subdued TENNIS ACE in a exciting 2 minute bloody conflict.
VICINIUS was demolished by GLOOM in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
MALENA savagely defeated PROMETHEUS in a exciting 2 minute brutal brawl.
HAOLE unbelievably bested SEEKER in a popular 1 minute gory brawl.
ARCHELIUS was vanquished by BLACK NIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
AFFLICTION defeated SALTY POET in a exciting 1 minute master vs. amateur brawl.
ATTALUS beat FANNY CHMELAR in a action packed 1 minute fight.
MYSTERIOUS TWINKLE was demolished by MORBIUS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
KERROM handily defeated ICE BREAKER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BLACK LOTUS was overpowered by EMPTY CHEST in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
JOHN ALLEN HILL was savagely defeated by JACK NICHOLSON in a 3 minute duel.
VINCE MEAL overpowered I DENTIFIED AS... in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
WILLIAM was beaten by BLIGHT in a exciting 6 minute battle.
GRIEVANCE vanquished ORACLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
COUPON JACK was viciously subdued by COLLEGE N.I.L. in a 4 minute gruesome match.
LYSANDRA devastated COLD BERNIE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
BRITTANICUS was overpowered by THURP in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
MARYLAND MAN devastated DASTARDLY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BAR PATRON executed CRAZY LARRY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SKAZI was vanquished by KALAKAUA in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
GERRY MANDERER was savagely defeated by BUBBLER in a 1 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  26         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -  14 -  1      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 22         AIMED BLOW       102 -  84 -  1      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         STRIKING ATTACK  173 - 157 -  8      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         TOTAL PARRY      135 - 131 -  1      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         LUNGING ATTACK   171 - 185 -  7      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         SLASHING ATTACK  103 - 113 -  5      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         WALL OF STEEL     90 - 108 -  6      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     36 -  48 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  28 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    43 -  84 -  6      34  |

Turn 490 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         7 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK   10 - 12         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        8 - 10         3  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  4         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              LUNGING ATTACK    11 - 15         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL      6 -  9         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     3 -  8         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  8     
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    ANGEL'S ENVY 10696         11  10  1  117 2129 BOURBON ST (888)
AIMED BLOW       EMERALD CITY 10582         18   8  0  126 LAND OF OZ (217)
LUNGING ATTACK   PREDATORS 10322            19   9  0  114 BASH BROS PARK (766)
STRIKING ATTACK  REAL MCCOY 10572           12   3  0  110 FAST FOOD (724)
TOTAL PARRY      ARCHER 7216                15  11  0  107 OF WOLF & MAN (732)
SLASHING ATTACK  SHPONGLE 10510             12   7  0   92 PSY CORPS (867)
BASHING ATTACK   BLACK ICE 9921              9   6  0   89 SNOW FORT (819)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SPAR-TEKUS 10651           10   8  0   62 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
PARRY-STRIKE     DEAD BATTERY 10797          8   6  0   57 HATEFUL (895)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MAXIMUS 10296.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was OSCAR MAIER 9365.  The ten other most popular fighters were FOX & ODEN 10713, 
REAL MCCOY 10572, BURNER 10771, BONDSTONE 10944, NEMESIS PRIME 10643, WILLIAM 10991, 
SOFT TEN 10562, BLACK ICE 9921, SNAPDRAGON 10523, and SHPONGLE 10510.

The least popular fighter this week was BLOOD SLURPER 10746.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KING MIDAS 10823, RAVEN 10980, PENNY STOCKS 10928, GERRY 
MANDERER 11057, SKAZI 11051, DASTARDLY 11030, I DENTIFIED AS... 10984, JOHN ALLEN 
HILL 10918, ICE BREAKER 11033, and MYSTERIOUS TWINKLE 10909.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

EMERALD CITY (47-10582) LAND OF OZ (217)
PREDATORS (47-10322) BASH BROS PARK (766)
CRAPKIN (47-10522) WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
HIRELING (47-10682) SATAN'S MINIONS (813)