DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/09/2016    Duedate: 09/05/2016

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-369

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JACK O'LANTERN
ROYAL FLUSH (48)
(47-2762) [10-5-0,165]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JACK O'LANTERN                 STINK FACE
ROYAL FLUSH (48)               HOWLIN MAD (809)
(47-2762) [10-5-0,165]         (47-8688) [6-1-0,73]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JINX                           MUD PATH
TEAM TOONS (764)               BASH BROS PARK (766)
(47-7951) [17-19-1,96]         (47-8767) [4-2-0,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE WILD HUNT (802)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SNOW FORT (819)             53
2. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)     48EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. SHEWISH DINER (806)         48      Unchartered Team
4. EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)   46
5. STAR PRAIRIE (821)          46      HOWLIN MAD (809)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  68  27  4 71.6   1/ 5 THE WILD HUNT (802)      12  3 1
 2/ 2*HOWLIN MAD (809)          24  11  0 68.6   2/ 4 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 11  4 1
 3/ 3*WEIRD STUDENTS (805)      18   9  0 66.7   3/ 2*HOWLIN MAD (809)         11  4 0
 4- 5 KAOS! (811)               26  15  0 63.4   4/ 3 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)  10  5 2
 5/ 6 SHEWISH DINER (806)       96  58  9 62.3   5/ 6 SERPENTS HOLD II (820)   10  5 1
 6/ 8 LAND OF OZ (217)         808 511 27 61.3   6/32 LAND OF OZ (217)         10  5 0
 7/ 7 LES TURFISTES (727)      127  81  6 61.1   7/ 7 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      10  5 0
 8/14 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        29  19  3 60.4   8/ 1 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)     10  5 0
 9- 9 THE OPERA (613)          139  95  4 59.4   9/25*SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     9  5 0
10/10 SECOND BANANAS (573)     314 216 32 59.2  10/16 FAST FOOD (724)           9  6 2
11/12 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   436 340 36 56.2  11/10 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        9  6 1
12/15 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         906 720 46 55.7  12/44 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     9  6 1
13/21 RICK AND MORTY (814)      30  24  1 55.6  13/21 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          9  6 0
14/ 4 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)   20  16  0 55.6  14/ 8 BASH BROS PARK (766)      9  6 0
15/13 D.A. REJECTS (787)        64  52  2 55.2  15/26 DARQUE FORCES (396)       8  6 0
16/11 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     33  27  4 55.0  16/22 SECOND BANANAS (573)      8  7 2
17/18 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   63  52  4 54.8  17/20 LES TURFISTES (727)       8  7 1
18/20 DARQUE FORCES (396)      324 284 25 53.3  18/14 SHEWISH DINER (806)       8  7 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 80'S DISCO (810)          69  61  2 53.1  19/40 SNOW FORT (819)           8  7 0
20/17 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      37  33  4 52.9  20/13 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      8  7 0
21/22 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584) 112 102  8 52.3  21/33 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     8  7 0
22/23 BASH BROS PARK (766)     103  96  8 51.8  22/38*INQUISITION 100 (807)     8  7 0
23/31 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     38  36  4 51.4  23/15 80'S DISCO (810)          8  7 0
24/25 CHEERS (659)             144 137 10 51.2  24/24*WEIRD STUDENTS (805)      7  6 0
25/27*BIKER LIFE (796)          22  21  0 51.2  25/28 CHEERS (659)              7  7 0
26/26 SERPENTS HOLD II (820)    90  87  5 50.8  26/36 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584)  7  8 1
27/29 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)   216 219 12 49.7  27/43 FRAYED SANITY (799)       7  8 0
28/24 BAD BEATS (791)           35  36  0 49.3  28/19 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)    7  8 0
29/30 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)     107 111  2 49.1  29/12 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)      7  8 0
30/35 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       96 100  6 49.0  30/37 RICK AND MORTY (814)      7  8 0
31/33 OTTODROME TW (728)       120 126  7 48.8  31/11*KHORS VILLANS (823)       7  8 0
32/28 THE WILD HUNT (802)       19  20  2 48.7  32-23 KAOS! (811)               6  4 0
33/32 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)     141 149  9 48.6  33/49 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    6  8 1
34/41*SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     17  18  0 48.6  34/18 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      6  9 1
35/36 FAST FOOD (724)          123 132  6 48.2  35/30 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)    6  9 0
36/39 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  49  53  1 48.0  36/27 BAD BEATS (791)           6  9 0
37/16*KHORS VILLANS (823)       12  13  0 48.0  37/31 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     6  9 0
38/34 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      23  25  2 47.9  38/39 OTTODROME TW (728)        6  9 0
39/37 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      57  63  3 47.5  39/34 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     6  9 0
40-38 SUPERIOR FORCES 6K (494)  33  37  1 47.1  40/ 9 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)   6  9 0
41/40 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     50  59  5 45.9  41/35 D.A. REJECTS (787)        6  9 0
42/48*INQUISITION 100 (807)     14  17  0 45.2  42/17 WHITE SHADOW (779)        6  9 0
43/45 FRAYED SANITY (799)       23  32  1 41.8  43/54 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  5  3 0
44/42 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     40  56  1 41.7  44/42*DESTROYERS LEGION (804)   5  9 1
45/43 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)    21  30  3 41.2  45/50 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         5 10 0
46/46 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         49  74  8 39.8  46/52 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         5 10 0
47/54 SNOW FORT (819)           35  54  2 39.3  47/29 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      5 10 0
48/49 TEAM TOONS (764)          77 125  3 38.1  48/45*MAILIN MADNESS XXV (817)  5 10 0
49/44 THE SOVEREIGN (818)       28  47  2 37.3  49/41*BIKER LIFE (796)          4  6 0
50/50 WHITE SHADOW (779)        66 113  4 36.9  50/47 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    4 11 0
51/47*DESTROYERS LEGION (804)   14  24  2 36.8  51/56 BIG IDEA (32)             4 11 0
52/53*MAILIN MADNESS XXV (817)  11  19  1 36.7  52/46 THE SOVEREIGN (818)       4 11 0
53-51 BEYOND THE WALL (812)     64 111  4 36.6  53/53 TEAM TOONS (764)          2  1 0
54-52 CLAN KITFOX (781)         53  93  6 36.3  54-55 BEYOND THE WALL (812)     2  3 0
55/55 BIG IDEA (32)            251 453 24 35.7  55/51 GAS MONKEY (783)          2 13 0
56/56 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         91 167  6 35.3  56-57 THE OPERA (613)           1  1 0
57/58 GAS MONKEY (783)          35  75  1 31.8  57/ 0*STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)    0  5 0
58/57 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    17  37  3 31.5  58/ 0*THE KING'S MEN (797)      0  5 0
59/ 0*THE KING'S MEN (797)       0   5  0  0.0  59/ 0*KNUCKLEHEADS (825)        0  3 0
60/ 0*STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)     0   5  0  0.0  60-48 CLAN KITFOX (781)         0  2 0
61/ 0*KNUCKLEHEADS (825)         0   3  0  0.0  61-58 SUPERIOR FORCES 6K (494)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     Oz The All Inquisitor sat on his brilliant green throne in The Emerald City with 
a very worried look on his face.  In a few hours he had allowed arrangement of a 
meeting with The Scarlet Den, who had recently earned his one hundred thirty-third 
demerit as he spread dark spew, misdirection and downright naughtiness across the 
lands.  The Mighty and All-Loving Oz disliked meeting with those who had been born so 
good, yet had turned so dingy.  So, yes, Oz The All-Wonderful was sad and disturbed 
about what might be the contents of the meeting -- a meeting that was his duty.  
     The Inquisitor decided that he would serve refreshments as is normal for his 
guest, despite the circumstances.  His spies in the A.A. Camp had informed him that 
Scarlet Den's favorites were green tea and crumpets.  There were those who stated that 
The Scarlet Den made his own green tea through his personal elimination process, but 
Oz The All-Giving had chosen the special green tea he had acquired on his last 
balloon-ride trip to China.  The crumpets had been sent from The Queen of England, and 
while Oz The All Welcoming did not bear happiness at giving them to such an uncouth 
cretin, he hoped it might help lead Scarlet Den towards the positive.
     Oz The All-Knowing reflected on what he knew about The Scarlet Den.  Rumors had 
it she came from the lands near the Cheese-Heads, and had blown into The Land Of The 
East on a violent tsunami.  Scarlet's great powers of deceit and rancor had led her to 
the position of Wicked Witch Of The East where her Munchkin people, especially those 
in the lowly A.A., feared her and lived in discomfort and sorrow.  It was in The East 
that S. Den became the cross-dresser that he was today, loving finery, silks and lace 
underwear from other lands.  Underneath her black witch outer garments, she had become 
the finest dressed witch-man in the land.  Hence he had adopted her current name -- 
Scarlet Den.
     Oz was concerned and puzzled, but he had a land to rule, and people to help, and 
needy to care for, so he went at his work up until meeting time.  Hence, Oz The 
Benevolent sent some food stamps to the Bash Bros Park guild house, a couple of roll-
ups to the Fast Food guild house, two new, refreshed commodes to The Royal Flush clan, 
a fancy unicycle to the Mystic Orc Feast clan, and two hotties to the Second Bananas 
guild house.
     At 2 P.M., The Scarlet Den was ushered into Oz's meeting room, carrying her shiny 
broomstick on her shoulder (not where most might think it should be stuck) of his/her 
black witchery cloaks.  Her ruby red slippers were scuffed, but, then, who would 
expect a wicked witch to take care of anything precious? He plopped down, skirt 
fluffing and lifting revealing fancy pink briefs, and said, "Hi, Ozzie; what's up, 
Wiz?  Been doin' any nicey-niceys lately?"
     Oz The All Welcoming, being quite accustomed to a brash witch, smiled, and 
offered Scarlet Den refreshments.  Crossdresser Den stuffed some crumpets in his 
mouth, washed it down with the tea, and asked "Got any beer?"  
     Oz responded, "Lady Den, you are in the domain of The High Inquisitor and the 
guild of The Emerald Wizard, where alcohol, lies and dastardly deeds are not allowed."  
     Oz The All Powerful Wizard quickly cast his Truth spell and the Lock Spell, and 
began the inquisition.  "You will respond only 'yes' or 'no' to these five questions 
and then you will be released from these wizardly locked confines.  Understand?"
     Scarlet Den answered with a "Yes, Sir" and the five questions began.  From the 
documentation, we can see that the questions and answers were as such:
1.  Are you of sound mind?  "Uh, uh, well, I think, yes."
2.  Have you been unkind to your fellow men and other beings?  "Yes."
3.  Are you a male?  "Uh, well, now, gee, uh, yes, er a, I mean no.  That's it.  No!"
4.  Have you misinformed others in all-hallowed data bases? "Yes."
5.  Are you sorry for your indiscretions?  "Hell, no!"
     Oz The All Hopeful closed the Truth Spell, and although angered, felt sorry for 
the confused sort of male/female Scarlet Den, Wicked Witch Of The East.  He thought, 
perhaps, if he were to do a good deed to the confused thingamajig, it might lead to 
change for the good.  So he offered, "Scarlet Den, what if I were to cast the Sex-
Change spell and try to change you fully to female?  You know, you would have to 
really want it to make it effective."
     "Don't you be doin' me no favors, now, Ozzie." said Den.  "I don't like the looks 
o' you and I don't need you, Buster!" 
     Oz The All Helpful retorted, "You are such a stubborn gal or guy or whatever.  I 
just want to help.  Why, you can be such a meanie that I'll bet, if the price was 
right, you'd sell your mother as a sex slave to a band of Darkholm vandals."
     "Yeah, Ozzer, I already did.  Yessiree, Oz!  But, then, they sent the sorry old 
hag back," replied Scarlet Den.  "Didn't like her much, no how.  But, ya know, as I 
sit here thinkin", I jest might take y'all up on that there spell.  I wanna be a 
babe!"
     So Oz The All Caring cast the spell, hoping The Den really knew what she wanted.  
Then he led his guest out of the room to the front door saying, "It will take that 
spell about three days to work, and I wish you good luck."
     Less than a week later, as Oz The All Considerate was sitting in his office 
perusing how he could help more of the needy in Alastari, a messenger burst into the 
room.  (Oz The All Available had an open door policy for all who worked with or for 
him.) 
     "Oz; Oz; it worked! We just got word from the A.A. that Scarlet Den is no longer 
a crazy, crotchety, convoluted, confused, cross-dressing cretin! Yes!  He is now the 
full-fledged female Wicked Witch Of The East.  And Dorothy's house is about to drop 
any day!"

                                                             The Consortium Chronicler

Editor's note:
     "Oh dear, oh dear!" cried Dorothy in dismay.  
     "Who was she?" asked the girl.  
     "She was the Wicked Witch of the East, as I said," answered the little old woman.  
"She has held all the Munchkins in bondage for many years, making them slave for her 
night and day.  Now they are all set free, and are grateful to you for the favor." 
     --  The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (1939) 

     "As Coroner, I must aver I thoroughly examined her, and she's not only merely 
dead, she's really, most sincerely dead..." -- Munchkin Coroner (1939)

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Turf War 10 Scores - Turn 6                            
                              
Alliance Scores                              
                              Fights               
                              per   Alliance  Team   Turn
Score   Alliance   Record(*)  Team   Points   Points Score
387     AM         13-7        5      18       55     73
363     IC          7-13       5      18       36     54
353     KGGP        7-8        0       0       33     33
352     CDOOM      11-8        4      12       43     55
348     FRODO      15-5(*)     5      28       66     94
344     GLS        12-8        5      18       61     79
324     PANGEA     12-8        5      18       49     67
320     TWC         9-11       5      18       38     56
312     ATX         8-12       5      18       38     56
298     TEABAG      5-15       5      18       31     49
279     AA         11-9        5      18       43     61
269     M*MBO      11-9        5      18       51     69
153     MERC        1-9        0       0       11     11

Individual Team Scores                       

Score  Team                  Record   Endurance  DC's  IAC's

55  AM                   
14     HOWLIN MAD            3!-2     30/30, 6    0     0
15     SATAN'S MINIONS        4-1     29/30, 6    0     0
15     EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE    4-1     30/30, 6    0     0
11     80'S DISCO            2!-3     30/30, 6    0     0

36  IC                   
 8     SPECTRAL STEEL         2-3     30/30, 6    0     0
11     D.A. REJECTS          2!-3     30/30, 6    0     0
11     A'MERKIN INJUNS       2!-3     30/30, 6    0     0
 6     BAAL'S MINIONS         1-4     30/30, 6    0     0

33  KGGP                 
14     WEIRD ALCHEMY         3!-2     30/30, 6    0     0
 0     KAOS!                  0-0     25/30, 5    0     0
 8     LES TURFISTES          2-3     30/30, 6    0     0
11     SERPENTS HOLD II      2!-3     30/30, 6    0     0

43  CDOOM                
 8     BASH BROS PARK         2-3     30/30, 6    0     0
11     SHEWISH DINER          3-2     30/30, 6    0     0
18     GARBAGE PAIL KIDS     4!-1     30/30, 6    0     0
 6     CHEERS                 2-2     27/30, 6    0     0

66  FRODO                
23     LAND OF OZ            5!-0     30/30, 6    0     0
14     SECOND BANANAS        3!-2     30/30, 6    0     0
14     ROYAL FLUSH           3!-2     30/30, 6    0     0
15     MYSTIC ORC FEAST       4-1     28/30, 6    0     0

61  GLS                  
23     STAR PRAIRIE          5!-0     30/30, 6    0     0
 6     LIFE'S LESSONS         1-4     30/30, 6    0     0
23     SNOW FORT             5!-0     30/30, 6    0     0
 9     GAS MONKEY            1!-4     30/30, 6    0     0

49  PANGEA                    
18     RICK AND MORTY        4!-1     30/30, 6    0     0
 8     MAILIN MADNESS XXVII   2-3     30/30, 6    0     0
15     INQUISITION 100        4-1     30/30, 6    0     0
 8     WICKED MARTYRS         2-3     30/30, 6    0     0

38  TWC                  
14     NATURAL B. KILLERS 2  3!-2     30/30, 6    0     0
 8     MENTOR'S MISFITS       2-3     30/30, 6    0     0
 8     TOKEN ENTRY            2-3     29/30, 6    0     0
 8     THE WILD HUNT          2-3     29/30, 6    0     0

38  ATX                  
11     PAWN OF PROPHECY      2!-3     30/30, 6    0     0
 8     TEAM BLACKSTAFF        2-3     25/30, 5    0     0
 8     DEATHLY HALLOWS        2-3     30/30, 6    0     0
11     TOLBINS HIVE A        2!-3     30/30, 6    0     0

31  TEABAG                    
 5     SPROUT OF MY MIND      0-5     29/30, 6    0     0
 6     BAD BEATS              1-4     29/30, 6    0     0
14     WEIRD STUDENTS        3!-2     27/30, 6    0     0
 6     DESTROYERS LEGION      1-4     28/30, 6    0     0

43  AA                   
15     BIG LAKE GROOVE        4-1     30/30, 6    0     0
11     BIKER LIFE             3-2     25/30, 5    0     0
 6     BIG LAKE MAULERS       1-4     30/30, 6    0     0
11     FRAYED SANITY          3-2     30/30, 6    0     0

51  M*MBO                
11     OTTODROME TW          2!-3     30/30, 6    0     0
14     DARQUE FORCES         3!-2     29/30, 6    0     0
15     BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK     4-1     21/30, 5    0     0
11     FAST FOOD             2!-3     30/30, 6    0     0

11  MERC                 
 0     DEITYS OF CHAOS        0-0     10/30, 2    0     0
 0     BEYOND THE WALL        0-0     20/30, 4    0     0
 5     THE SOVEREIGN          0-5     30/30, 6    0     0
 6     KHORS VILLANS          1-4     25/30, 5    0     0

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in NORTH FORK this turn, and let's 
start with a look at some of the teams.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as BAAL'S MINIONS is pushed out of top team by THE WILD HUNT, who came 
from 5th with a 2-3-0 this turn.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this 
morning?  LAND OF OZ has turned a 5-0-0 into 6th place from 32nd.  Give me the 
recipe!  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for SATAN'S 
MINIONS tonight, to honor their rise to 9th after this turns 4-1-0.  Hmmm.  I want to 
know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as BIG 
LAKE GROOVE's 38-36-4 has earned them 12th place in the ranks.  I understand that The 
Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for DARQUE FORCES tonight, to honor their rise to 
15th after this turns 3-2-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this 
morning?  SNOW FORT has turned a 5-0-0 into 19th place from 40th.  Give me the 
recipe!  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for A'MERKIN 
INJUNS tonight, to honor their rise to 21st after this turns 2-3-0.  Hmmm.  I want to 
know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as 
INQUISITION 100's 14-17-0 has earned them 22nd place in the ranks.  Now, what did 
these guys have for breakfast this morning?  FRAYED SANITY has turned a 3-2-0 into 
27th place from 43rd.  Give me the recipe!  LIFE'S LESSONS must be either in pain, or 
numb, having dropped from 12th to 29th this turn, with a 1-4-0 acting as the weight.  
It doesn't rain, but it pours for KHORS VILLANS this turn, a 1-4-0 causing a 20 
flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  I understand that The 
Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for MYSTIC ORC FEAST tonight, to honor their rise 
to 33rd after this turns 4-1-1.  Hmmm.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may 
be) go out to TOLBINS HIVE A for their drop to 34th from 18th.  A 2-3-0 can do that.  
SPROUT OF MY MIND must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 9th to 40th 
this turn, with a 0-5-0 acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for 
WHITE SHADOW this turn, a 2-3-0 causing a 25 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand 
that team a dry towel.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  
BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK has turned a 4-1-0 into 43rd place from 54th.  Give me the recipe! 
Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to WICKED MARTYRS for their 
drop to 47th from 29th.  A 2-3-0 can do that.  The RICK AND MORTY guild has had a 
4-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know where this kind 
of thing can lead.  And let's see, SUPERSIZE ME fought MR. WOLF and gained 25 points 
and contributed to FAST FOOD's 2-3-1.  LATE OR EARLY has lost to SEX (I'M A), falling 
17 points, while helping make LES TURFISTES a 2-3-1 turn.  This week's Duelmaster 
bout was between FAITH and our Duelmaster JACK O'LANTERN, making a challenge.  The 
attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and JACK O'LANTERN remains NORTH 
FORK's top warrior for another turn.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the 
top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Dripping Blade until they win.  
Maybe?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  I also notice that the EL CAMINO:HOT 
SAUCE stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on NORTH FORK, what are you 
afraid of?  And avoiding EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE more than any other team we find FAST 
FOOD.  NORTH FORK, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most 
challenged warrior this turn was PAWN OF PROPHECY's warrior SILK.  More fighters 
challenged him than challenged the Duelmaster!  DRONE A4 from TOLBINS HIVE A took a 
risk this turn by bravely challenging up 42 points in a challenge against DOG ON THE 
LOOSE.  But when the dust settled, DRONE A4 had lost to DOG ON THE LOOSE, and TOLBINS 
HIVE A left DRONE A4 doing chores when they went to the tavern.  Better luck next 
time.  Building dreams on hope, P-NUT FIREBEARD challenged up 31 points this turn to 
take on OOKLA THE MOK from BIG LAKE GROOVE stable.  Well, P-NUT FIREBEARD was 
defeated by OOKLA THE MOK, but P-NUT FIREBEARD gained 5 in recognition for his 
efforts.  Thank goodness for small favors.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  LEGO CAB has departed NORTH FORK, leaving LES TURFISTES without 
their 8-6-0 warrior.  Question, just what was his team doing at the taverns last 
night?  The manager of SPROUT OF MY MIND will not be pleased to learn that HATTY, a 
5-2-0 fighter, has been killed at the hands of LES TURFISTES' LE GRELE.  PAWN OF 
PROPHECY has lost TORAK to the arena in the sky, but they don't seem to be worried.  
What do you expect from 5-7-0?  I guess it was coming sooner or later, PAWN OF 
PROPHECY has lost MR. WOLF, and NORTH FORK is bound to miss him.  For a little while, 
at least.  Whatever bright future SABNOCK may have had, it's all history now.  The 
manager of WICKED MARTYRS has lost a promising 4-1-0 warrior.  The manager of WEIRD 
ALCHEMY will not be pleased to learn that MAX MEGADOOM, a 3-1-0 fighter, has been 
killed at the hands of BIG LAKE GROOVE's DATABASE EDITOR.  Congratulations go out to 
OTTODROME TW, with ON SECOND THOUGHT revenging a bloodfeud against BLOODFIRE of THE 
WILD HUNT.  Kudos go out to SRIRACHA this turn, for revenging EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE's 
bloodfeud against FAST FOOD's warrior FRUIT CUP.  Well done.  Is it really true that 
NORTH FORK has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in NORTH FORK and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK O'LANTERN 2762          10   5  0   165       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCORPION KING 4718           13   4  0   157       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 TEENS SUCKING FACE 8040      14   4  1   139       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 DRONE A1 8097                11   3  2   136       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756        17  12  1   134       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 THE DOCTOR 8142              15   6  0   112       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 CRAPULODON 4305              21  20  0   111       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 DEL ICIOUS 8221              15   5  0   107       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 MARLBORO MAN 8145            11   8  1   107       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 SKYWARP 8063                 13  10  1   106       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 HABANERO 8669                16   5  1   105       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 NIMBLE FOX 8135              14   7  2   101       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 CYCLONUS 8365                10   4  1   100       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 DOOM SLINGER 6335            17   7  1    98       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 JINX 7951                    17  19  1    96       TEAM TOONS (764)
 FAITH 8944                   23  25  1    95       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
 ELEPHANT 7127                13   9  2    95       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 NICK TORTELLI 8176           13   8  0    94       CHEERS (659)
 DRESDEN 7237                 10   7  0    91       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUPERSIZE ME 8110            13   7  1    90       FAST FOOD (724)
 SIR KILLALOT 6020            12   9  1    90       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 BLINDING MAN 8417            10   5  0    88       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 VICKY MENDOZA 8048           11  11  0    87       GAS MONKEY (783)
 DRONE A4 8098                 8   6  0    87       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 PEPPER 8958                   8   1  0    86       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 SEX (I'M A) 8704              6   1  0    86       80'S DISCO (810)
 HOMIE D. CLONE 5546           5   2  0    86       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 KOBE 8910                    12   4  0    85       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
-CALLAMYTIE 8748              12  15  1    84       BEYOND THE WALL (812)
 RELAX 8706                    8   4  0    83       80'S DISCO (810)
 WALKER 8907                  12   9  0    81       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
 MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146         10   6  0    81       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 SHANE 8902                    7   0  0    81       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
 NIGHTS CALL 7989             15  22  0    80       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 DWES EG SALAD 8639           16  10  1    79       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 EAT IT RAW 7996              12   8  1    79       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 ORESTES 8391                 10  10  1    76       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 SUMMER 8811                   6   2  0    76       RICK AND MORTY (814)
 DON QUIXOTE 8393             12   7  0    73       BAD BEATS (791)
 STINK FACE 8688               6   1  0    73       HOWLIN MAD (809)
 JACK B. QUICK 8246            9  20  0    72       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 DEPUTY FIFE 7768             16  11  1    70       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 DIGITAL POP 8864              5   1  0    70       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
 BLIZZARD 8887                 5   3  0    70       SNOW FORT (819)
 HOMEY D. CLONE 5637          14  13  0    69       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 GOLDEN CAP 8378              12   6  0    69       LAND OF OZ (217)
 PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277         11  10  0    67       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RICK 8810                     7   1  1    67       RICK AND MORTY (814)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215          9  12  2    66       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 BARNEY STINSON 8307           7   6  1    66       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 HENCHMAN 8756                 6   1  0    66       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 CHIN CHECK 8773               6   0  0    66       HOWLIN MAD (809)
 ODIN AVERSSON 7968           11  31  0    64       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 BROKEN POND 8105             10  12  0    64       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 PLAGUE PARADE 8165            7   9  0    64       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 LATE OR EARLY 8183           10   6  0    63       LES TURFISTES (727)
 STARFURY 8596                 6   3  1    63       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 RUNNY LEGS 8623               8   6  1    61       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 QUICK SAND 8419               8   7  0    61       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 LE GRELE 8252                 7   6  1    61       LES TURFISTES (727)
 SUZI Q 8565                   5   2  1    61       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 ONE TIME! 8396               12   7  0    60       BAD BEATS (791)
 SLUDGE 8470                   6   2  1    60       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 APEX PREDATOR 8651            6   3  0    59       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 OOKLA THE MOK 8468            8   5  1    58       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 LIL PRINCESS 8370             7   6  0    58       D.A. REJECTS (787)
-BIG PIGEON 7411               5   5  0    58       THE OPERA (613)
 EPHYRA 8372                  11  11  1    57       WHITE SHADOW (779)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134        10  12  1    56       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 MORGAN 7235                  10   9  0    56       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 O'JAY 8291                    6   5  1    56       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 BAD INK 8501                  6   3  0    56       BIKER LIFE (796)
 FIDDLE 7898                  11  18  0    55       OTTODROME TW (728)
 ANGRY CLAM 8267               9   6  0    55       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 LUCCIO 7303                   7  12  1    55       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
-PARSIFAL 7414                 7   0  0    55       THE OPERA (613)
 KIND KOHL 8616                5   1  0    55       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 HOBO CASSEROLE 8622           4   2  1    55       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 CLAMTASTIC 7994              11   7  0    54       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 MUNCHKIN 8432                 9   7  0    54       LAND OF OZ (217)
 HAWKINS 8949                  5   1  0    54       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 BEARDED FREAK 7995           11  10  0    52       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 BARSTOOL 5 8253              11   7  0    52       CHEERS (659)
 CRYING KID 8392               4   2  0    52       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-A 4422                        9   7  0    50       SUPERIOR FORCES 6K (494)
 MORTY 8809                    7   3  0    48       RICK AND MORTY (814)
 DIANE 8574                    6   4  0    48       CHEERS (659)
 FALSE BRAVADO 8538            5   3  0    48       BIKER LIFE (796)
 FILTHY HANDS 8440             5   1  0    48       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 GET THE POINT? 5097           7  19  1    47       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 HOMESTEADER 8413              6  10  1    46       BIG IDEA (32)
 FAST EEEK 8682                5   2  0    46       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 HIPPSTER 8953                 5   3  0    46       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 ON SECOND THOUGHT 8600        5   1  0    46       OTTODROME TW (728)
 -ZERO 8881                    4   3  0    46       SNOW FORT (819)
 QUAGMIRE 8272                 7   9  1    45       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 MOONDOG 8591                  4   3  0    45       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 FEEL THE BERN 9001            4   0  0    45       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 SUNSTORM 8377                 7   6  0    44       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 DIVIN' IVAN 8539              6   3  1    44       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 TWEET 8861                    6   1  0    44       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
 JERRY 8804                    6   5  0    43       RICK AND MORTY (814)
 TRIGGER HAPPY COP 8691        5   1  0    43       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 JACK THE BLADE 8521           5   6  0    42       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 BLACK CHAOS 8872              6  10  0    41       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 HIRELING 8763                 4   3  0    41       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOMA S 8597                   4   4  0    41       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 HEADLESS NICK 8776            5   2  0    40       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 LACKEY 8760                   3   3  0    40       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493          7   5  1    39       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 DUMBLEGORE 8492               6   6  1    39       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 GHOST PEPPER 8722             6   0  0    39       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 BLOODFIRE 8559                4   2  1    37       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 AMIINANY DANGER 8491          6   6  1    36       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 BUSTED ACES 8580              6   4  0    36       BAD BEATS (791)
 BULLY 8410                    2   4  0    36       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297           9   7  1    35       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 PHAROS 8478                   6   7  1    35       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 DRONE A11 8599                4   3  0    35       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 BETH 8803                     4   7  0    35       RICK AND MORTY (814)
 HOWLSTORM 8556                3   5  1    35       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 HUMBUG 8655                   3   3  0    35       LAND OF OZ (217)
 LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264         7  12  0    34       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 RUFF RUFF 8860                3   5  0    34       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SILK 8229                     8   9  0    33       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 RON WE SLAY 8494              7   5  1    33       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 OCTOGAB 8382                  6   1  0    33       LES TURFISTES (727)
 MIKEY 8951                    4   5  2    33       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 MUD PATH 8767                 4   2  0    33       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 MYTHBUSTER 8658               4   3  0    33       BIG IDEA (32)
 FRESH UNDERWEAR 8766          2   4  0    33       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 DRINKING DRUNK 8617           4   2  0    32       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 BOJ 8858                      4   2  0    32       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
 TEACH 8673                    3   3  0    32       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 DESPERO 8848                  2   4  0    32       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 GORISTRO 8589                 2   4  0    32       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 BUSEY 8293                    6   4  1    31       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 MEAN MUG 8686                 5   2  0    31       HOWLIN MAD (809)
 YETI 8878                     4   2  1    31       SNOW FORT (819)
 GASEOUS CLAY 8516             4   4  0    31       OTTODROME TW (728)
 OLAF 8880                     3   4  0    31       SNOW FORT (819)
 RUNNER RUNNER 8789            3   2  0    31       BAD BEATS (791)
 P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874          6   8  0    30       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 BARAK 8813                    5   1  0    30       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 CORSON 8821                   3   3  1    30       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 POUTINE 8769                  3   3  0    30       FAST FOOD (724)
 SCHWEDERSKE 8525              7   4  0    29       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 BROCK TULGREN 8528            7   4  0    29       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 JOE BANANAS 8681              4   3  0    29       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 VIKING VAMPIRE 8992           4   0  0    29       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 DIRTY LOOK 8684               3   4  0    29       HOWLIN MAD (809)
-WINSTON 8732                  3   2  0    29       KAOS! (811)
 STING 8999                    3   1  0    29       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
 YEAH 8671                     3   3  0    29       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 AGENT 99 8694                 5   1  1    28       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 LISTER 8462                   3   3  0    28       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 GALAXIE 8339                  6   7  0    27       GAS MONKEY (783)
-AMORA 8737                    4   1  0    27       KAOS! (811)
 GRANULO 8496                  7   5  0    26       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 OBNOXIOUS NOISE 8537          5   3  0    26       BIKER LIFE (796)
 DRONE A12 8790                4   3  1    26       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 BRONWYN 8774                  4   2  0    26       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 DARKMIGHT 8594                2   6  0    26       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 ALIISZA 8871                  6   7  0    25       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 GLADIUS 8873                  5  10  0    25       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 BLANSKI 8604                  4   5  0    25       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 SNOWPUNCH 8981                4   1  0    25       SNOW FORT (819)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHITE WIZARD 8734             4   3  0    24       KAOS! (811)
 GREEDY GIMP 8731              3   3  1    24       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 CONVERSATION 8672             3   3  0    24       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 SERVANT 9014                  3   0  0    24       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 PIMPIN' PETE 8785             2   4  0    24       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 KVT3 8965                     2   3  0    24       KHORS VILLANS (823)
 LARRY 8982                    2   2  0    24       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 SHEENA 8474                   2   4  0    24       D.A. REJECTS (787)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKULGARR THE CRUEL 8987       4   0  0    23       KHORS VILLANS (823)
 GRIM JIM 8986                 4   0  0    23       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 WHIPPED CREAM 8768            3   3  0    22       FAST FOOD (724)
 LEATHER VEST 8499             2   6  0    22       BIKER LIFE (796)
 DATABASE EDITOR 9079          1   0  1    22       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 MR. RODGERS 8853              4   2  0    21       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 ANYTHING ELSE 8670            3   3  0    21       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 LACK OF HYGIENE 8754          3   2  0    21       BIKER LIFE (796)
 BOLA 8579                     2   3  0    21       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 KELLY GAINES 9008             2   1  0    21       CHEERS (659)
 KING NATHEL 8814              4   2  0    20       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 VALAC 8819                    2   4  0    20       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 TIRED TEDDY 9051              1   0  0    20       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 EMO 8854                      4   2  0    19       HOWLIN MAD (809)
 GORE GORE GIRL 8679           3   4  0    19       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 IRONFANG 8967                 3   2  0    19       KHORS VILLANS (823)
 GOOD OL'BOY 8993              3   1  0    19       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 THUGGER JAX 8524              2   9  2    19       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 ARMORED TEAPOT 8866           1   5  1    19       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
 TEFAL MINATOR 8383            3   3  0    18       LES TURFISTES (727)
 SLUSH PUPPY 9023              3   0  0    18       FAST FOOD (724)
 BEL AIR 8788                  3   3  0    18       GAS MONKEY (783)
 SRIRACHA 9042                 1   1  0    18       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 SEABLOOM 8527                 3   8  0    17       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 THE GUT STOMPER 8784          2   5  0    17       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 PLANET ROCK 9078              1   0  0    17       80'S DISCO (810)
 VARS FOLLEY 9025              2   1  1    16       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 SLINGHOT 8787                 2   4  0    16       GAS MONKEY (783)
 BLUE MONDAY 8697              2   4  0    16       80'S DISCO (810)
 DARKWATCH 8998                2   2  0    16       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 OODLES OF TALENT 8795         2   4  0    16       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 THE SAFETY DANCE 8700         4   3  0    15       80'S DISCO (810)
 DIOMEDES 8564                 3   6  0    15       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 FIVE-DOLLAR RAY 8572          2   8  1    15       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 GEIR 8793                     1   5  0    15       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-TURTLE NINJA 8988             1   1  1    14       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 FRIED MICE 8995               1   3  0    14       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 FREJA 8727                    2   6  0    13       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009         2   1  0    13       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 VOLDAWROTH 8968               2   3  0    13       KHORS VILLANS (823)
 EN FEUGO 9072                 1   0  1    13       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 JUMPING JOE 8994              1   2  0    13       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
-ANGERBODA 9027                1   0  0    13       BEYOND THE WALL (812)
 HJORVARDR 8792                3   3  0    12       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 JAKE THE JIGGLER 8782         2   5  0    11       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 RUMP ROAST 9066               1   0  1    11       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 HELLEYEZ 9011                 1   2  0    11       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 GHOST OF A CHANCE 9028        1   2  0    11       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
 BOOTLICKER 9036               1   0  0    11       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 BLADE WING 8966               1   4  0    11       KHORS VILLANS (823)
 JEB! 9002                     3   1  0    10       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
-CHALE HOLMES 8724             3   1  0    10       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 HOMINY JOB 9005               3   1  0    10       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRONE A13 8863                2   4  0    10       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 BALDR 8794                    2   4  0    10       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 BRAIN MUFFIN 9049             1   0  0    10       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 KANSAS 9062                   1   0  0    10       LAND OF OZ (217)
-VARYSS 8733                   2   3  0     9       KAOS! (811)
 EXISTENTIAL DREAD 9037        1   0  0     9       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 ICE BEE 9044                  1   0  0     9       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 FRUIT CUP 9024                2   1  1     8       FAST FOOD (724)
 VINCE 9003                    2   2  0     8       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
-TRUMP STUMP 8857              2   1  0     8       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 BRAN PIZZA 9080               1   0  1     8       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 TURF WAR EUPHORIA 8865        1   5  0     8       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
-WHIPPITA 8989                 1   0  1     7       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 YELLOW BRICK 9048             1   0  0     7       LAND OF OZ (217)
 KRAZY KELLIE 9047             0   1  0     7       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 BANSHEE 9000                  1   3  0     6       GAS MONKEY (783)
-LILAC ROSE 4943               1   1  0     6       SUPERIOR FORCES 6K (494)
 LAST CARESS 9069              1   0  0     6       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 DRAWING DEAD 9026             1   2  0     6       BAD BEATS (791)
 PARADIGM 9018                 1   2  0     5       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
-ARTEMISIA 8740                0   5  0     5       BEYOND THE WALL (812)
 QUEEN LATIFAH 9038            1   1  0     4       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CHALUPA BATMAN 9043           1   1  0     4       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 EDMOND FITZDEED 8997          0   4  0     4       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 NEW WORLD ORDER 9030          0   3  0     3       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 BASH 9073                     0   1  0     1       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
-JUNO SABE 8990                0   1  0     1       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 ACE MERRILL 8507              0   1  0     1       THE KING'S MEN (797)
 HENRY BOWERS 8510             0   1  0     1       THE KING'S MEN (797)
 BASHERE 9075                  0   1  0     1       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
 BASHIM 9074                   0   1  0     1       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
 MALACHAI 8511                 0   1  0     1       THE KING'S MEN (797)
 STUD MUFFIN 9065              0   1  0     1       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 PERCY WETMORE 8509            0   1  0     1       THE KING'S MEN (797)
 SALTY DOG 9050                0   1  0     1       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
 BILLY NOLAN 8508              0   1  0     1       THE KING'S MEN (797)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TILT! 8605              0  5 0 BAD BEATS 791        MIKEY 8951            365  NOT REVENGED
BEER HALL GIRL 9016     0  3 0 BIG IDEA 32          HAIRY ANDOUILLET      369  NONE
CURVED DERVISH 9017     0  3 0 BIG IDEA 32          LEGLESS FROG          369  NONE
FOREST GARDENER 8765    0  6 0 BIG IDEA 32          STICKY TRIPOU         369  NONE
THURMAN MERMAN 8783     1  2 1 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 HOWLSTORM 8556        365  NOT REVENGED
HARRY THE HAT 8695      0  2 0 CHEERS 659           TURTLE NINJA 8988     366   
LILITH 8219            11  4 1 CHEERS 659           DRONE A1 8097         368   
THE KID 8690            2  4 0 D.A. REJECTS 787     LIVING GERARD         369  NONE
OHGUS 9022              0  2 0 DESTROYERS LEGIO 804 BRAN PIZZA 9080       369   
HOT TAMALE 8798         1  4 0 EL CAMINO:HOT SA 808 FRUIT CUP 9024        368  JUST REVENGED
BARRACUDA 8786          0  2 0 GAS MONKEY 783       FIVE-DOLLAR RAY 8572  365  NOT REVENGED
AFLAC 9052              0  1 0 KNUCKLEHEADS 825     LIVING GERARD         369  NONE
THURMAN 9056            0  1 0 KNUCKLEHEADS 825     CREAMY OYSTER         369  NONE
VAFAH 9054              0  1 0 KNUCKLEHEADS 825     BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT      369  NONE
LEGO CAB 8230           8  7 0 LES TURFISTES 727    BARNEY STINSON 8307   369   
JENNA 5099             18 28 4 LIFE'S LESSONS 562   EAT IT RAW 7996       365  REVENGED
SCRAWNY CAT 8868        0  2 0 MAILIN MADNESS X 817 DRONE A12 8790        365  NOT REVENGED
YAO MING 8726           2  6 0 MENTOR'S MISFITS 789 ROQUEFORT KISS        369  NONE
CHOP SEWEE 8553         0  2 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 HOBO CASSEROLE 8622   365  NOT REVENGED
MEAT LOAFER 8796        0  3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 STARFURY 8596         367   
HOMELAND SECURIT 9029   0  3 0 NATURAL B. KILLE 584 EN FEUGO 9072         369   
ADOBE GILLIS 8309       6  8 0 OTTODROME TW 728     BLOODFIRE 8559        368  JUST REVENGED
BASE RATER 9064         0  1 0 OTTODROME TW 728     VERT CAMEMBERT        369  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EAST KNIFE 9063         0  1 0 OTTODROME TW 728     LEGLESS FROG          369  NONE
MR. WOLF 7401          15 16 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 SUPERSIZE ME 8110     369   
TORAK 8341              5  7 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 DIVIN' IVAN 8539      369   
PITCHING ACE 8799       2  4 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       AGENT 99 8694         369   
BOOTLICKER 8985         0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  WHIPPITA 8989         366   
FLUNKY 8758             0  2 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  VOTAN 8569            365  NONE
ROTTEN BANANA 9067      0  1 0 SECOND BANANAS 573   STICKY TRIPOU         369  NONE
PEANUT BLUBBER 8624     7  4 0 SHEWISH DINER 806    SIR KILLALOT 6020     368   
EMBALMED 9068           0  1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   ROQUEFORT KISS        369  NONE
HATTY 8859              5  3 0 SPROUT OF MY MIN 816 LE GRELE 8252         369   
ABYL E 9076             0  1 0 STEVEN'S BASHERS 827 HAIRY ANDOUILLET      369  NONE
BASHUS 9077             0  1 0 STEVEN'S BASHERS 827 RUMP ROAST 9066       369   
GUARALDI 8975           0  1 0 TEAM BLACKSTAFF 735  SLUDGE 8470           365  NOT REVENGED
DA2 9041                0  1 0 TOKEN ENTRY 725      VARS FOLLEY 9025      368   
DA3 9070                0  1 0 TOKEN ENTRY 725      LEGLESS FROG          369  NONE
MAX MEGADOOM 8976       3  2 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    DATABASE EDITOR 9079  369   
COOL CLARK 8613         2  1 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 805   EPHYRA 8372           366   
WANDERING WARD 8973     0  1 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 805   GREEDY GIMP 8731      365  NOT REVENGED
BRANDY ALEX 8824        4  3 0 WICKED MARTYRS 815   FAITH 8944            367   
JONAS 9071              0  1 0 WICKED MARTYRS 815   VERT CAMEMBERT        369  NONE
SABNOCK 8820            4  2 0 WICKED MARTYRS 815   SUZI Q 8565           369   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All, Oz was going to write a spotlight starring himself, OZ The Inquisitor, and 
Scarlet Den, the crossdressing wicked witch of the north, but he decided it wasn't 
worth the trouble to extend the nonsense. -- Dorothy, Land Of Oz Publicist

Black Chaos, it was an easy challenge for me as Gold always supersedes black. -- 
Golden Cap

All hail, the one and only important Jack, Duelmaster of the realms. -- Oz The All 
Praising

Busted Aces, nice challenge, you chump!  I didn't need that loss.  However, nice 
teaching, though.  I wonder if anyone else has ever learned 5 (five) attack skills in 
the same fight? -- Humbug

Hawkins, perhaps you should have avoided me, or at least dashed away down the yellow 
brick road. -- Munchkin

All, I demoted Crystal Ball from The Land Of Oz team.  No, not through the DA. Rather, 
via that dastardly teammate, Mannequin, allowing his warrior to kill Crystal Ball at 
the FTF.  What a tablemate! -- Oz The All Disgusted

Allow me to introduce the two newest Land Of Ozers, Lion's replacement = Yellow Brick, 
and FTF killed Crystal Ball's replacement = Kansas.  Show them a good time by 
showering them with wins. -- Oz The All Excited

Assur, Master Darque, All, the Land Of Oz Champion, now becomes Golden Cap.  I 
congratulate Lion for his graduation. -- Oz The All Communicative

Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar.  All for FRODO stand up and holler. -- Oz The 
All Motivating

Wednesday, Keyoke -- Where are ya'll?  What's the Dilly?  Get at me. -- Scorpio

KGGP, AM, IC -- IF one your your teams does win the Turf Wars, what do you plan on re-
naming Northfork? -- Scorpio *disappointed at the absences from his team*

Speens & Lice -- I'd make fun of you for that horrific showing, but you're dead. -- 
The Safety Dance

R.I.P. Hyperactivate!!  Dead too young via the tourney as is so many warriors' fate!  
His replacement is a force so big he creates his own gravitational pull.  Let me 
introduce Planet Rock!! -- Sex

Oz the Completely Ostracized Idiot with Amazingly Disgusting Greasy Hair -- Trust me, 
rat-man, I am very proud of my friends.  But rest assured, rat-man, that any friend of 
mine would be as likely to rub a booger on you as talk to you.  Whatever you think you 
are talking about didn't come from any friend of mine, for if they are telling little 
lies to you, they are no friend.  You simply must be one of the most ignorant people 
that walk the land for I cannot find any other reason for your continued tirade.  Like 
a dog with a bone, you grab on and shake and shake but find little marrow of truth 
with the bite.  I keep asking you legitimate questions, but like a complete dunce you 
just stand there with drool oozing down that lonely face and pointing at me and 
mumbling a song that has long since been quieted.  Is this the only thing you have in 
life?  Pretty sorry I must say.  About the only other lunatic that even cares what you 
are preaching is Street Legal and I could buy that guy's obedience with a fully 
charged EBT card and a clean t-shirt.  What is it you are looking for from me?  Tell 
me--hell, tell the world--what is it you want, weirdo?  My power does have limits for 
I do not have the power to let you back into public places, or correct your haircut to 
resemble something from this century, or even the ability to talk your family into 
visiting you again.  And once again, who are you to preach to anyone?  After what you 
did at the Chicago F2F you should simply shut your mouth and just maybe everyone won't 
realize what a psycho you really are.  Other than you, nobody has ever attacked 
someone at a tourney.  You insult the game.  I know how sad and pathetic you are and 
must have the last word, so I can't wait for your simple response next turn.  Hope you 
went 0-5 this turn, rat-man. -- Den
P.S. I know people that dropped out of the next organized HW game as they saw you were 
involved.  Yep, you sure are a treasure.

Gentile Ben -- The only thing I enjoy more than beating your warriors is hiding stuff 
in your beard.  Looks like my Blinding Man took the bark out of Mr. Wolf last turn.  
He he, I feel that cute little tickle in my tummy again. -- Den

Tum -- What a great plan, you make the challenges and I reap the benefits.  Did you 
not consider the amount of talent that is held by Oodles of Talent?  Duh!  If he was 
not very good I would have named him something else, something like.... well I guess I 
would have named him "TUM". -- Den

Dorkio -- Feel free to challenge me early and often. -- Den

Maxmillian -- Thanks for the update, really though, thank you.  I was essentially 
empty inside looking for a purpose, feeling like there was a piece of information I 
was missing out there and I needed it!  Then I read your ad letting us know about your 
losses in the mailer and I miraculously felt complete and with a mission again.  I 
hope you continue to update us on everything, much like Bill & Ted's music shaped the 
world for generations so do your little updates. -- Den

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FOREST GARDENER was butchered by STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
YAO MING was slaughtered by ROQUEFORT KISS in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
THE KID was easily killed by LIVING GERARD in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
CURVED DERVISH was assassinated by LEGLESS FROG in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
BEER HALL GIRL was butchered by HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
EAST KNIFE was savagely slain by LEGLESS FROG in a 2 minute Dark Arena competition.
AFLAC was slaughtered by LIVING GERARD in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BASE RATER was butchered by VERT CAMEMBERT in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
ROTTEN BANANA was easily killed by STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
VAFAH was slaughtered by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
EMBALMED was dispatched by ROQUEFORT KISS in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DA3 was barely slain by LEGLESS FROG in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
ABYL E was executed by HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
JONAS was executed by VERT CAMEMBERT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
THURMAN was murdered by CREAMY OYSTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
HOMEY D. CLONE was viciously subdued by EAT IT RAW in a 2 minute Bloodfeud contest.
ON SECOND THOUGHT unbelievably bested BLOODFIRE in a 6 minute Bloodfeud bout.
SRIRACHA handily defeated FRUIT CUP in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
STINK FACE overpowered ODIN AVERSSON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
O'JAY was overcome by GOLDEN CAP in a crowd pleasing 3 minute master's Challenge bout.
JACK O'LANTERN overpowered FAITH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title bout.
KOBE was overpowered by DEL ICIOUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CRAPULODON viciously subdued ELEPHANT in a 2 minute master's Challenge competition.
THE DOCTOR overpowered DRESDEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HABANERO beat NICK TORTELLI in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fray.
MARLBORO MAN handily defeated HOMIE D. CLONE in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
PEPPER savagely defeated ORESTES in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
DEPUTY FIFE lost to BLINDING MAN in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge match.
WALKER was overpowered by NIMBLE FOX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DRONE A4 was unbelievably bested by DOG ON THE LOOSE in a 5 minute Challenge bout.
SKYWARP overpowered RELAX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
NIGHTS CALL was handily defeated by CYCLONUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
VICKY MENDOZA savagely defeated DON QUIXOTE in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
JACK B. QUICK defeated PLAGUE PARADE in a popular 3 minute veteran's Challenge match.
RICK beat LIL PRINCESS in a action packed 1 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
PHANTOM PIKEMAN was demolished by SHANE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
SEX (I'M A) overpowered LATE OR EARLY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
QUAGMIRE devastated DIRTY LOOK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
LUCCIO savagely defeated CRYING KID in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge match.
TRIGGER HAPPY COP won victory over SILK in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
HENCHMAN savagely defeated MORGAN in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
LACKEY was demolished by QUICK SAND in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
HAWKINS overpowered LAUGHING LUNATIC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
OPTIMUS PRIMAL lost to MOONDOG in a exciting 4 minute Challenge struggle.
JERRY unbelievably bested GORISTRO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory Challenge duel.
RUNNY LEGS devastated HARRY SLAUGHTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DUMBLEGORE was unbelievably bested by MUNCHKIN in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
BARNEY STINSON executed LEGO CAB in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SUNSTORM was savagely defeated by KIND KOHL in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
HATTY was assassinated by LE GRELE in a 1 minute brutal uneven Challenge competition.
CORSON savagely defeated GORE GORE GIRL in a 2 minute brutal Challenge conflict.
TORAK was murdered by DIVIN' IVAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
GALAXIE was luckily beaten by OCTOGAB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge conflict.
P-NUT FIREBEARD was beaten by OOKLA THE MOK in a exciting 3 minute Challenge struggle.
PHAROS luckily beat KVT3 in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
POUTINE was viciously subdued by HEADLESS NICK in a 5 minute brutal Challenge match.
HIRELING viciously subdued BRONWYN in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge brawl.
GHOST PEPPER unbelievably bested RUFF RUFF in a popular 5 minute Challenge struggle.
MIKEY savagely defeated ALIISZA in a 2 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
FEEL THE BERN devastated CONVERSATION in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
NOMA S vanquished LISTER in a 1 minute brutal mismatched Challenge match.
FAST EEEK handily defeated BOJ in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SHEENA was defeated by TEACH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
HELLEYEZ was vanquished by YEAH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
LEGIONNAIRE LICH was overpowered by STING in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DARKWATCH lost to DRONE A12 in a 1 minute Challenge match.
GASEOUS CLAY demolished OODLES OF TALENT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
FRIED MICE was outlasted by GRIM JIM in a unpopular 21 minute Challenge fight.
THUGGER JAX was demolished by OLAF in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SCHWEDERSKE luckily beat MR. RODGERS in a exciting 3 minute Challenge match.
THE GUT STOMPER luckily beat BLUE MONDAY in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge fight.
JAKE THE JIGGLER was devastated by LARRY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
JOE BANANAS overpowered BEL AIR in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge conflict.
BLANSKI vanquished BALDR in a 4 minute gory one-sided Challenge brawl.
FIVE-DOLLAR RAY was overpowered by GREEDY GIMP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
DIOMEDES was demolished by HUMBUG in a 1 minute brutal uneven Challenge conflict.
SEABLOOM lost to SNOWPUNCH in a popular 4 minute Challenge fight.
SLUSH PUPPY unbelievably bested VALAC in a 8 minute Challenge match.
PARADIGM was overpowered by DESPERO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
EDMOND FITZDEED was bested by VARS FOLLEY in a 3 minute novice's Challenge match.
BANSHEE was luckily beaten by FREJA in a popular 4 minute brutal Challenge fray.
SCORPION KING handily defeated DIGITAL POP in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DOOM SLINGER was luckily beaten by TEENS SUCKING FACE in a 1 minute veteran's match.
DRONE A1 vanquished DWES EG SALAD in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
JINX overpowered BROKEN POND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
MUMMY MUSKETEER demolished BAD INK in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
SIR KILLALOT overpowered ONE TIME! in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SLUMBERING TRUNK was handily defeated by SUMMER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MR. WOLF was executed by SUPERSIZE ME in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHIN CHECK vanquished GET THE POINT? in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TWEET was overpowered by RUNS WITH SPEAR in a action packed 1 minute mismatched duel.
BLIZZARD overpowered BETH in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BEARDED FREAK was savagely defeated by STARFURY in a 2 minute bloody fight.
DRONE A11 slimly lost to HOMESTEADER in a action packed 5 minute gory battle.
BUSTED ACES was viciously subdued by FALSE BRAVADO in a action packed 2 minute duel.
DRINKING DRUNK was handily defeated by DIANE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FILTHY HANDS defeated MUD PATH in a action packed 5 minute duel.
APEX PREDATOR handily defeated MEAN MUG in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched fight.
EPHYRA demolished RON WE SLAY in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
SUZI Q delivered the death blow upon SABNOCK in a 1 minute duel.
ANGRY CLAM overcame JACK THE BLADE in a 2 minute fight.
HIPPSTER overpowered IRONFANG in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
HOWLSTORM was overpowered by CLAMTASTIC in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SLUDGE overcame FIDDLE in a action packed 2 minute gruesome competition.
BLACK CHAOS was overcome by CAPTURED ORC in a 3 minute expert vs. novice upset match.
GRANULO was demolished by -ZERO in a 1 minute uneven contest.
MORTY devastated LACK OF HYGIENE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BARSTOOL 5 was handily defeated by HOBO CASSEROLE in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
DARKMIGHT was defeated by BARAK in a 2 minute match.
JEB! was overpowered by FRESH UNDERWEAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BULLY was outlasted by BROCK TULGREN in a dull 9 minute bloody fight.
AGENT 99 put to death PITCHING ACE in a 1 minute struggle.
THE SAFETY DANCE was overpowered by MYTHBUSTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BUSEY demolished TURF WAR EUPHORIA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
AMIINANY DANGER devastated GLADIUS in a 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
OBNOXIOUS NOISE savagely defeated DRAWING DEAD in a 4 minute veteran vs. novice bout.
ARMORED TEAPOT was devastated by KELLY GAINES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DRONE A13 was devastated by YETI in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
LEATHER VEST vanquished NEW WORLD ORDER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
EMO luckily beat SLINGHOT in a exciting 7 minute bout.
WHIPPED CREAM was overpowered by RUNNER RUNNER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KING NATHEL narrowly defeated BLADE WING in a unpopular 8 minute bout.
TEFAL MINATOR was subdued by BOLA in a 2 minute bout.
PIMPIN' PETE was luckily beaten by GOOD OL'BOY in a 4 minute conflict.
VOLDAWROTH was demolished by VIKING VAMPIRE in a 2 minute uneven bout.
GEIR beat VINCE in a 2 minute brawl.
ANYTHING ELSE beat HJORVARDR in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
HOMINY JOB viciously subdued BILLY NOLAN in a unpopular 21 minute novice's conflict.
SERVANT demolished HENRY BOWERS in a 3 minute one-sided battle.
JUMPING JOE bested QUEEN LATIFAH in a action packed 1 minute novice's match.
SKULGARR THE CRUEL overcame ACE MERRILL in a exciting 1 minute amateur's duel.
OHGUS was viciously butchered by BRAN PIZZA in a 2 minute gory novice's bout.
GHOST OF A CHANCE devastated MALACHAI in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
HOMELAND SECURITY was slaughtered by EN FEUGO in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MAX MEGADOOM was slaughtered by DATABASE EDITOR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
CHALUPA BATMAN was overpowered by PLANET ROCK in a 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
BRAIN MUFFIN demolished PERCY WETMORE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
YELLOW BRICK luckily beat BASH in a 3 minute novice's contest.
KRAZY KELLIE lost to ICE BEE in a 1 minute novice's fight.
EXISTENTIAL DREAD savagely defeated BASHIM in a exciting 4 minute beginner's bout.
BOOTLICKER demolished STUD MUFFIN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
KANSAS devastated SALTY DOG in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TIRED TEDDY overpowered STREET LEGAL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RUMP ROAST easily killed BASHUS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
LAST CARESS won victory over BASHERE in a exciting 1 minute amateur's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  54         TOTAL PARRY      130 -  94 -  1      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 46         WALL OF STEEL     94 -  79 -  3      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     32         STRIKING ATTACK  184 - 182 - 12      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                      32         LUNGING ATTACK   191 - 206 - 19      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 31         AIMED BLOW       107 - 123 -  5      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  25         PARRY-LUNGE       29 -  35 -  1      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   24         SLASHING ATTACK   94 - 139 -  5      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   13         BASHING ATTACK    85 - 128 -  9      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     35 -  58 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         PARRY-STRIKE      25 -  48 -  0      34  |

Turn 369 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       18 - 14     PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   25 - 21     PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  4         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK    13 - 12     SLASHING ATTACK   13 - 18         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK    28 - 26     AIMED BLOW        13 - 19         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      8 - 16         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  9         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  JACK O'LANTERN 2762        10   5  0  165 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
WALL OF STEEL    SCORPION KING 4718         13   4  0  157 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
LUNGING ATTACK   TEENS SUCKING FACE 8040    14   4  1  139 BASH BROS PARK (766)
TOTAL PARRY      DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756      17  12  1  134 BASH BROS PARK (766)
PARRY-LUNGE      CRAPULODON 4305            21  20  0  111 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
STRIKING ATTACK  DEL ICIOUS 8221            15   5  0  107 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
AIMED BLOW       HABANERO 8669              16   5  1  105 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
BASHING ATTACK   EAT IT RAW 7996            12   8  1   79 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    QUICK SAND 8419             8   7  0   61 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
PARRY-STRIKE     ONE TIME! 8396             12   7  0   60 BAD BEATS (791)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JINX 7951.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
MUD PATH 8767.  The ten other most popular fighters were RUFF RUFF 8860, LUCCIO 7303, 
SLINGHOT 8787, EXISTENTIAL DREAD 9037, BLACK CHAOS 8872, BLOODFIRE 8559, PLAGUE 
PARADE 8165, HENCHMAN 8756, O'JAY 8291, and GALAXIE 8339.

The least popular fighter this week was BILLY NOLAN 8508.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HOMINY JOB 9005, GRIM JIM 8986, FRIED MICE 8995, KING NATHEL 
8814, BLADE WING 8966, BROCK TULGREN 8528, BULLY 8410, VOLDAWROTH 8968, EMO 8854, and 
SLUSH PUPPY 9023.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

JACK O'LANTERN (47-2762) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SCORPION KING (47-4718) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
FAITH (47-8944) SERPENTS HOLD II (820)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WARGRATH (47-8735) KAOS! (811)