DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/01/2015    Duedate: 08/28/2015

SNOWBOUND ARENA

DM-50    TURN-344

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

C IS FOR COOKIE
OPEN SESAME (199)
(50-3636) [11-11-1,101]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

C IS FOR COOKIE                HAVOCBRINGER
OPEN SESAME (199)              MOTLEY KREWE (416)
(50-3636) [11-11-1,101]        (50-3869) [4-2-1,42]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

C IS FOR COOKIE                REMARKABLE WORD
OPEN SESAME (199)              OPEN SESAME (199)
(50-3636) [11-11-1,101]        (50-3669) [9-5-0,71]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MOTLEY KREWE (416)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OPEN SESAME (199)           37
2. MOTLEY KREWE (416)           4      OPEN SESAME (199)
3. MESOPOTAMIA (389)            0      Unchartered Team
4. COSMIC FARCE (414)           0
5. BASH BROS HOCKEY (405)      -1      MOTLEY KREWE (416)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 OPEN SESAME (199)        418 261 26 61.6   1/ 2*MOTLEY KREWE (416)        8  7 1
 2- 3 MESOPOTAMIA (389)        103  71  3 59.2   2/ 3 OPEN SESAME (199)         6  4 0
 3- 4*COSMIC FARCE (414)         9   7  0 56.3   3- 1 MESOPOTAMIA (389)         5  5 0
 4/ 5*MOTLEY KREWE (416)        14  14  3 50.0   4/ 5 BASH BROS HOCKEY (405)    2  4 0
 5/ 6 BASH BROS HOCKEY (405)    27  30  1 47.4   5- 6*COSMIC FARCE (414)        1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, SNOWBOUND?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, MESOPOTAMIA, since MOTLEY 
KREWE took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, we're all 
terribly impressed to see C IS FOR COOKIE win a fight and gain 15 points, terribly.  
Tsk, tsk, C IS FOR COOKIE beat BLIND REF and BLIND REF lost 13 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, BONESCRAPER 
has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out 
with the old, in with the new, as C IS FOR COOKIE takes the Title and last week's bar 
tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why 
am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, SNOWBOUND?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  COSMIC FARCE, I suppose you'll be glad to know you 
were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And 
who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It 
was OPEN SESAME.  Ha ha ha ha!  SNUFFY was challenged more times this turn than the 
Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  We're all going to die in the end, so why 
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the SNOWBOUND arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll 
need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 C IS FOR COOKIE 3636         11  11  1   101       OPEN SESAME (199)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BONESCRAPER 3837             19   5  0    95       MESOPOTAMIA (389)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CUNEIFORM 3583               17  18  0    82       MESOPOTAMIA (389)
 BLIND REF 3765               12   9  0    78       BASH BROS HOCKEY (405)
-FREEDOM FRIES 3845            5   1  0    76       COSMIC FARCE (414)
 REMARKABLE WORD 3669          9   5  0    71       OPEN SESAME (199)
 BERT & ERNIE 3648            10  11  1    69       OPEN SESAME (199)
-CRUSHING BELIAL 3840         14   7  2    68       MESOPOTAMIA (389)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAVOCBRINGER 3869             4   2  1    42       MOTLEY KREWE (416)
 BLOGG 3863                    3   1  0    39       OPEN SESAME (199)
-NK POWER 3847                 3   3  0    39       COSMIC FARCE (414)
 SNUFFY 3865                   3   0  0    37       OPEN SESAME (199)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAJOR BOO-BOO 3902            3   1  1    20       MOTLEY KREWE (416)
 SLUSHY ICE 3895               2   3  0    18       BASH BROS HOCKEY (405)
 MENACE 3872                   2   2  0    16       MOTLEY KREWE (416)
 DOOM 3903                     2   1  0    14       MOTLEY KREWE (416)
-GOD 3848                      1   1  0    13       COSMIC FARCE (414)
-NINHURSAG 3901                1   2  0    12       MESOPOTAMIA (389)
 CAPTAIN OWWIE 3905            1   0  0    10       MOTLEY KREWE (416)
-NERGAL'S FURY 3885            2   3  0     9       MESOPOTAMIA (389)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      MAJOR BOO-BOO 3902    344  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Major Boo-Boo -- Hurry and get ranked too high to beat me.  You skate too well. -- 
Slushy Ice

Crushing Belial -- Two minutes for slashing. -- Blind Ref

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DOOM was devastated by SNUFFY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BLIND REF was vanquished by C IS FOR COOKIE in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
REMARKABLE WORD was subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute expert's fight.
BERT & ERNIE overpowered HAVOCBRINGER in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
BLOGG was bested by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 2 minute duel.
MENACE was unbelievably bested by SLUSHY ICE in a 5 minute bloody match.
MAJOR BOO-BOO easily killed CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CAPTAIN OWWIE won victory over PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 3 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   2 -  1      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         TOTAL PARRY       12 -  10 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  10 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  18 -  1      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW        10 -  12 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  11 -  1      39  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 344 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         4  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   BLIND REF 3765             12   9  0   78 BASH BROS HOCKEY (405)
LUNGING ATTACK   REMARKABLE WORD 3669        9   5  0   71 OPEN SESAME (199)
PARRY-LUNGE      HAVOCBRINGER 3869           4   2  1   42 MOTLEY KREWE (416)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is C IS FOR COOKIE 3636.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was REMARKABLE WORD 3669.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLOGG 3863, 
MENACE 3872, SNUFFY 3865, BERT & ERNIE 3648, C IS FOR COOKIE 3636, CAPTAIN OWWIE 
3905, SLUSHY ICE 3895, MAJOR BOO-BOO 3902, DOOM 3903, and BLIND REF 3765.

The least popular fighter this week was HAVOCBRINGER 3869.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BLIND REF 3765, DOOM 3903, MAJOR BOO-BOO 3902, SLUSHY ICE 3895, 
CAPTAIN OWWIE 3905, C IS FOR COOKIE 3636, BERT & ERNIE 3648, SNUFFY 3865, MENACE 
3872, and BLOGG 3863.