DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/09/2026 Duedate: 01/22/2026
TRICORUS ARENA
DM 51 TURN 939
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BEAUTIFUL CRAZY
YUPPIE WIVES CLUB (664)
(51-6590) [7-0-0,97]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY BEAUTIFUL CRAZY
YUPPIE WIVES CLUB (664)
(51-6590) [7-0-0,97]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
A-LECHEROUS LERCH OR NOTHING
ANDORIAN GUARD (504) TOP FIVE DOUBLES (669)
(51-4688) [20-26-4,94] (51-6624) [1-0-1,14]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OF WOLF & PITT (673)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ANDORIAN GUARD (504) 25
2. YUPPIE WIVES CLUB (664) 23 WRATHMEN 21-43 (651)
3. WRATHMEN 21-43 (651) 23 Unchartered Team
4. TOP FIVE DOUBLES (669) 19
5. RAMEN BATH (652) 7 OF WOLF & PITT (673)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*OF WOLF & PITT (673) 12 1 0 92.3 1/ 1*OF WOLF & PITT (673) 5 0 0
2/ 3*TOP FIVE DOUBLES (669) 3 1 1 75.0 2- 2 THIS MODERN WORLD (662) 4 3 0
3/ 0*YUPPIE WIVES CLUB (664) 8 6 1 57.1 3/ 4 ANDORIAN GUARD (504) 4 6 0
4- 2 THIS MODERN WORLD (662) 22 21 3 51.2 4/ 5*TOP FIVE DOUBLES (669) 3 0 1
5/ 6 WRATHMEN 21-43 (651) 9 9 0 50.0 5- 3 THE FELLOWSHIP (129) 3 6 0
6- 4 THE FELLOWSHIP (129) 522 525 29 49.9 6/ 7*RAMEN BATH (652) 2 4 0
7/ 5 ANDORIAN GUARD (504) 109 111 7 49.5 7/ 0*YUPPIE WIVES CLUB (664) 1 0 0
8/ 7*RAMEN BATH (652) 2 4 0 33.3 8/ 6 WRATHMEN 21-43 (651) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
The native girl gave Orv a surprised smile. "You have some herb lore, do you?"
"You could say that," the little spirit replied with an answering smile. "I'm a
land healer. When we're done with the monsters, I will heal the poisoned land here
before I go home."
"I'll pass the word. Maybe some farmers will come and say which fields need
help."
The group of adventurers moved on down the flower-lined road, toward the forest
with the dark and foggy spot in the middle.
Vengeance said, "This chaos gate, is it a big visible stone gate, like when we
fought in Gateway Arena?"
Orv shook his, or her, or its head. "It is a wound in Ghea, which has festered
through the volcanic flow Sheila Greywand used to try and seal it. The world beyond
that breach is as poisonous to our world as our world is to that world." Shaking its
head, it spat to the side, as though tasting something vile. "The breach is under the
polluted water and I don't recommend going through to the other side. It's likely
that the enemy will be on this side, maybe in the water as the poison comforts them.
In case you have to enter the water, I'll make you a salve to protect your bodies and
your equipment, but that won't last more than an hour."
Tortured Trout frowned as he strode down the road. "Sounds like it would be best
to lure them out of the water. What can we do to really piss them off?"
Orv gasped a surprised laugh, sounding as innocent as a child -- a child with
mischief on its mind. "I don't know them well, but I'd guess these invaders are
fanatics who take themselves very seriously. If they think you are making fun of
them..."
Marduk nodded. "So, we pants them."
Teetotaler shook his head. "Nnn... ah. We're talking about making them come out
of the water to fight us. How would that work?"
"I could make an illusion," Trout suggested, rubbing his bearded chin.
Teddy Brewster shrugged. "When we see them, we should simply charge!"
"We hide in the trees," said Vengeance. "Trout makes an illusion of a farmer
pantsing one of the poison weasels. They get offended and come ashore to deal with
it. THEN we charge. Hmm. There are six of us, and seven of them. Orv, do you
fight?"
The little spirit shook its head, then said, "Well... it depends. You can see
that I'm not as big and strong as all of you."
"But you are of Ghea," said Tortured Trout. "Can you poison those things with a
touch?"
"Oh. Yes, I suppose so. But if I am slain, I can't heal the land."
"We won't include you in the fighting line, then. Or Trout, either. You guys
are support. The five of us can take those evil weasels."
They had been walking rapidly as they made their plans. Now, they were in the
forest, which looked sick. It was mostly oak and maple and sycamore trees, which
should have had green leaves on this warm island, but all the leaves were shriveled
and black, and curled up on the ground. The tree skeletons looked twisted, as though
they were in pain. The group of fighters walked up a small rise in the land, and
looked down upon a swamp, pools of bubbling yellowish water that stank of sulfur and
rot.
Vengeance looked at Orv. "Can you tell where they are?"
The nature spirit stretched out its arm, pointing at a particularly large pool.
"Four of them. The other three might still be in their own world."
Teddy Brewster shifted his feet, hefted his sword, and snorted. "Let's just
charge."
SPY REPORT
You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf
Modeen. I return to TRICORUS once again! What's with BEAUTIFUL CRAZY? She actually
beat ANDORIAN GUARD's A-LECHEROUS LERCH, and walked away with 23 more points from the
fight. Laughs were big at TOP FIVE DOUBLES while they watched STUNT clobber TRAJAN.
He lost 3 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. Har har har!
Did ALL ABOUT ME wimp out, or just get lazy? Anyway, she's not Duelmaster anymore.
I'm sure TRICORUS is excited about BEAUTIFUL CRAZY, the new Duelmaster from YUPPIE
WIVES CLUB. (remember?) But when you've seen as many as I have... Wouldn't it be
nice to have live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is looking into the uses
of convicted prisoners.
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... What do people see in
OCTAVIA? Hers 1-1-0? RAMEN BATH ain't talkin', but she's got 26 points.
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. Here's some advice: study your opponent, master
many skills, fight dirty.
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here?
TRICORUS is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.
Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and good luck. Until next time,--
Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BEAUTIFUL CRAZY 6590 7 0 0 97 YUPPIE WIVES CLUB (664)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ALL ABOUT ME 6557 11 2 0 108 THIS MODERN WORLD (662)
-SHAGROT 6527 16 8 0 95 THE FELLOWSHIP (129)
A-DEVILISH DEGOTTI 4692 24 22 0 94 ANDORIAN GUARD (504)
A-LECHEROUS LERCH 4688 20 26 4 94 ANDORIAN GUARD (504)
EAGER BEAVER 6430 9 9 0 92 WRATHMEN 21-43 (651)
A-MEGA MANAGER 4689 23 22 0 91 ANDORIAN GUARD (504)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BREE 6489 18 11 0 76 THE FELLOWSHIP (129)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MANIC MANNEQUIN 6483 7 5 0 52 ANDORIAN GUARD (504)
-GAFFER GAMGEE 6549 7 11 1 43 THE FELLOWSHIP (129)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-YAPPER 6647 4 0 0 31 OF WOLF & PITT (673)
-3D CHESS 6608 2 1 1 29 THIS MODERN WORLD (662)
OCTAVIA 6433 1 1 0 26 RAMEN BATH (652)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STUNT 6628 2 0 0 19 TOP FIVE DOUBLES (669)
PHIPPS 6660 4 0 0 17 OF WOLF & PITT (673)
OH NO 6490 3 7 0 16 ANDORIAN GUARD (504)
-BUTTERBLUR 6630 3 5 0 14 THE FELLOWSHIP (129)
OR NOTHING 6624 1 0 1 14 TOP FIVE DOUBLES (669)
TRAJAN 6436 1 1 0 10 RAMEN BATH (652)
-NUCLEAR OPTION 6663 1 0 0 10 THIS MODERN WORLD (662)
-POPPY PUDDIFOOT 6651 1 4 0 7 THE FELLOWSHIP (129)
AUGUSTUS 6434 0 2 0 4 RAMEN BATH (652)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSISTANT BEGGA 0 0 0 OR NOTHING 6624 939 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OH NO was devastated by OCTAVIA in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
A-LECHEROUS LERCH was demolished by BEAUTIFUL CRAZY in a 2 minute Title melee.
A-DEVILISH DEGOTTI won victory over KUNG FU MASTER in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
A-MEGA MANAGER was overpowered by EAGER BEAVER in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
MANIC MANNEQUIN devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
AUGUSTUS was bested by PHIPPS in a 2 minute amateur's match.
TRAJAN was overcome by STUNT in a 5 minute gruesome beginner's fight.
OR NOTHING viciously butchered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 4 minute beginner's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 0 - 0 100 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 12 - 2 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 13 - 2 41 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 939 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BEAUTIFUL CRAZY 6590 7 0 0 97 YUPPIE WIVES CLUB (664)
TOTAL PARRY A-DEVILISH DEGOTTI 4692 24 22 0 94 ANDORIAN GUARD (504)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is A-LECHEROUS LERCH 4688. The most popular warrior
this turn was OR NOTHING 6624. The ten other most popular fighters were BEAUTIFUL
CRAZY 6590, TRAJAN 6436, EAGER BEAVER 6430, MANIC MANNEQUIN 6483, AUGUSTUS 6434,
PHIPPS 6660, OCTAVIA 6433, A-LECHEROUS LERCH 4688, A-DEVILISH DEGOTTI 4692, and
A-MEGA MANAGER 4689.
The least popular fighter this week was OH NO 6490. The other ten least popular
fighters were STUNT 6628, A-MEGA MANAGER 4689, A-DEVILISH DEGOTTI 4692, A-LECHEROUS
LERCH 4688, OCTAVIA 6433, PHIPPS 6660, AUGUSTUS 6434, MANIC MANNEQUIN 6483, EAGER
BEAVER 6430, and TRAJAN 6436.