DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/01/2026    Duedate: 05/14/2026

TRICORUS ARENA

DM 51    TURN 947

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BEAUTIFUL CRAZY
YUPPIE WIVES CLUB (664)
(51-6590) [9-1-0,101]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BEAUTIFUL CRAZY                STUNT
YUPPIE WIVES CLUB (664)        TOP FIVE DOUBLES (669)
(51-6590) [9-1-0,101]          (51-6628) [4-0-0,41]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

GAFFER GAMGEE                  GAFFER GAMGEE
THE FELLOWSHIP (129)           THE FELLOWSHIP (129)
(51-6549) [11-11-1,88]         (51-6549) [11-11-1,88]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE FELLOWSHIP (129)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE FELLOWSHIP (129)          37 
2. SEGA (668)                    14    OF WOLF & PITT (673)
3. OF WOLF & PITT (673)          9     Unchartered Team
4. YUPPIE WIVES CLUB (664)       4  
5. TOP FIVE DOUBLES (669)        -2    TOP FIVE DOUBLES (669)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 OF WOLF & PITT (673)      24   5  0 82.8   1- 1 DARQUE SOULS 22.B1 (666)  7  3 0
 2- 2 DARQUE SOULS 22.B1 (666)  45  12  2 78.9   2/ 2 THE FELLOWSHIP (129)      5  5 1
 3/ 3*TOP FIVE DOUBLES (669)     7   4  2 63.6   3/ 3 OF WOLF & PITT (673)      3  1 0
 4/ 4 YUPPIE WIVES CLUB (664)   10   7  1 58.8   4/ 4 YUPPIE WIVES CLUB (664)   2  1 0
 5/ 5 WRATHMEN 21-43 (651)      13  13  0 50.0   5/ 5*TOP FIVE DOUBLES (669)    2  2 0
 6/ 6 THE FELLOWSHIP (129)     533 538 30 49.8   6/ 0*SEGA (668)                1  0 0
 7/ 0*SEGA (668)                 2   6  0 25.0   7/ 6 WRATHMEN 21-43 (651)      1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, TRICORUS?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, DARQUE SOULS 22.B1, since 
THE FELLOWSHIP took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see GAFFER GAMGEE win a fight and gain 17 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, GAFFER GAMGEE beat EAGER BEAVER and EAGER BEAVER lost 15 points. 
You're breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, 
THOROLUND has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And 
it's out with the old, in with the new, as BEAUTIFUL CRAZY takes the Title and last 
week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood 
today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, 
TRICORUS?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  TRICORUS, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  
OF WOLF & PITT the most avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And 
it looks like THE FELLOWSHIP avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would 
be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  BUTTERBLUR was challenged more times this turn than 
the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if 
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must 
leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEAUTIFUL CRAZY 6590          9   1  0 101         YUPPIE WIVES CLUB (664)   

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THOROLUND 6610               13   0  2 156         DARQUE SOULS 22.B1 (666)  

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GAFFER GAMGEE 6549           11  11  1  88         THE FELLOWSHIP (129)      
 EAGER BEAVER 6430            13  13  0  76         WRATHMEN 21-43 (651)      

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YAPPER 6647                   9   1  0  58         OF WOLF & PITT (673)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ASTORA 6613                   8   4  0  49         DARQUE SOULS 22.B1 (666)  
-CATARINA 6611                 5   3  0  49         DARQUE SOULS 22.B1 (666)  
-BALDUR 6609                   8   4  0  43         DARQUE SOULS 22.B1 (666)  
 STUNT 6628                    4   0  0  41         TOP FIVE DOUBLES (669)    
 EARTHWORM JIM 6623            2   2  0  39         SEGA (668)                
-CARIM 6612                   11   1  0  38         DARQUE SOULS 22.B1 (666)  
 LUPERZA 6646                  3   1  0  38         OF WOLF & PITT (673)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NORI BRANDYFOOT 6676          2   0  1  27         THE FELLOWSHIP (129)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUTTERBLUR 6630               4   9  0  21         THE FELLOWSHIP (129)      
 OR NOTHING 6624               3   3  2  18         TOP FIVE DOUBLES (669)    
 BREE 6677                     1   0  0  13         THE FELLOWSHIP (129)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BREE 6489              19 13 0 THE FELLOWSHIP 129   THOROLUND 6610         944  
LASH 6678               0  1 0 THE FELLOWSHIP 129   WATER GOLEM            947 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LASH was dealt death by WATER GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
BUTTERBLUR was devastated by LUPERZA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BEAUTIFUL CRAZY handily defeated KUNG FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
EAGER BEAVER was bested by GAFFER GAMGEE in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
OR NOTHING was demolished by EARTHWORM JIM in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
STUNT won victory over AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 3 minute fight.
NORI BRANDYFOOT devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BREE handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   1 -  0      89  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       17 -   9 -  0      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  12 -  2      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW         6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   4 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         WALL OF STEEL      5 -  13 -  1      28  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 947 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         4  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BEAUTIFUL CRAZY 6590        9   1  0  101 YUPPIE WIVES CLUB (664)
TOTAL PARRY      STUNT 6628                  4   0  0   41 TOP FIVE DOUBLES (669)
SLASHING ATTACK  LUPERZA 6646                3   1  0   38 OF WOLF & PITT (673)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GAFFER GAMGEE 6549.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LASH 6678.  The ten other most popular fighters were GAFFER GAMGEE 6549, 
BEAUTIFUL CRAZY 6590, LUPERZA 6646, EARTHWORM JIM 6623, NORI BRANDYFOOT 6676, BREE 
6677, EAGER BEAVER 6430, STUNT 6628, BUTTERBLUR 6630, and OR NOTHING 6624.

The least popular fighter this week was OR NOTHING 6624.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BUTTERBLUR 6630, STUNT 6628, EAGER BEAVER 6430, BREE 6677, NORI 
BRANDYFOOT 6676, EARTHWORM JIM 6623, LUPERZA 6646, BEAUTIFUL CRAZY 6590, GAFFER 
GAMGEE 6549, and LASH 6678.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BEAUTIFUL CRAZY (51-6590) YUPPIE WIVES CLUB (664)