DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/30/2025    Duedate: 10/27/2025

FRATSFA ARENA

DM 52    TURN 469

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DENTAL IMPLANT
OTTO'S PARTS (150)
(52-4601) [11-21-0,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DENTAL IMPLANT                 SNICKERDOODLES
OTTO'S PARTS (150)             COOKIES (426)
(52-4601) [11-21-0,118]        (52-4124) [3-0-0,39]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

DENTAL IMPLANT                 BROTHER TUNGSTEN
OTTO'S PARTS (150)             IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
(52-4601) [11-21-0,118]        (52-4758) [14-2-0,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

IRON CATHEDRAL (159)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OTTO'S PARTS (150)            40 
2. TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)        30    IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
3. COOKIES (426)                 13    Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)            11 
5. THE BARRIO (464)              3     COOKIES (426)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*COOKIES (426)              3   1  0 75.0   1/ 1 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)      8  6 1
 2/ 2 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)     439 330 26 57.1   2/ 2 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)    5  6 1
 3/ 3 OTTO'S PARTS (150)       504 479 27 51.3   3/ 3 THE BARRIO (464)          4  2 1
 4/ 4 THE BARRIO (464)          22  23  1 48.9   4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)        4  5 0
 5/ 5 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)    24  27  2 47.1   5/ 6 OTTO'S PARTS (150)        4  6 0
 6/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)       327 456  3 41.8   6/ 5*COOKIES (426)             2  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for SYMBAL, who flew up 23 points in the rankings after mashing LA 
CHINGADERA like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  And falling like a basher in 
the top ten was FATTY LIVER, who dropped 11 points after a disappointing (to say the 
least) bout with CABRON.  Drawing on all of its experience as a 10-21-0 warrior, 
DENTAL IMPLANT went for the Duelmastership against BROTHER TUNGSTEN this week.  It's 
a proud day for the OTTO'S PARTS stable, as their warrior, DENTAL IMPLANT, ascended 
the Duelmaster's throne.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and 
avoid aiming at that location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad IRON CATHEDRAL?  Big bad IRON CATHEDRAL.  Big bad IRON CATHEDRAL.  FRATSFA's 
afraid of the big bad IRON CATHEDRAL.  Tra la la la la!  For those of you who like 
math, try this one:  IRON CATHEDRAL + Weapons That go Boom = OTTO'S PARTS + Avoid 
City.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of DENTAL IMPLANT, who was this week's 
most challenged warrior.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may 
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in FRATSFA have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it 
(boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DENTAL IMPLANT 4601          11  21  0 118         OTTO'S PARTS (150)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OHIO JONES 4701              17  15  0 116         MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)        
 SYMBAL 4706                  22   8  0 109         IRON CATHEDRAL (159)      
 XENO YOLE 4641               23  30  0 104         MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)        
 BROTHER TUNGSTEN 4758        14   2  0  98         IRON CATHEDRAL (159)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LA CHINGADERA 4741           11   6  0  90         THE BARRIO (464)          
 CABRON 4742                   9   0  1  87         THE BARRIO (464)          
 ICE UNICYCLE 4734            13   8  1  83         TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)    
 TWO HANDS 4529               10  42  1  76         OTTO'S PARTS (150)        
 FATTY LIVER 4651             12  14  0  68         OTTO'S PARTS (150)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PINCHED NERVE 4747            6   4  1  66         OTTO'S PARTS (150)        

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUKE'S 4770                   9   2  0  52         TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)    
 HANGNAIL 4748                 6   4  0  46         OTTO'S PARTS (150)        
 TARGET DUMMY 4702             6  25  0  43         MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)        
 SNICKERDOODLES 4124           3   0  0  39         COOKIES (426)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HURRICANE 4798                1   0  1  22         TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)    
 BANANAS FOSTER 4796           1   0  0  19         TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)    
 OATHBINDER 4794               3   1  1  18         IRON CATHEDRAL (159)      
 COBALT SAINT 4795             2   2  0   8         IRON CATHEDRAL (159)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TRUSTWORTHY SCRI        0  0 0                      HURRICANE 4798         469 NONE
COPPERED TEMLAR 4772    5  6 0 IRON CATHEDRAL 159   CABRON 4742            468  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DENTAL IMPLANT bested BROTHER TUNGSTEN in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
CABRON vanquished FATTY LIVER in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven Challenge battle.
HANGNAIL vanquished TARGET DUMMY in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
LA CHINGADERA was overpowered by SYMBAL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided fight.
OHIO JONES bested TWO HANDS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal veteran's duel.
XENO YOLE viciously subdued ICE UNICYCLE in a 3 minute veteran's competition.
LUKE'S was viciously subdued by PINCHED NERVE in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
OATHBINDER was vanquished by SNICKERDOODLES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
COBALT SAINT was overpowered by BANANAS FOSTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
HURRICANE executed TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   26 -   9 -  2      74  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW         2 -   1 -  1      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  14 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  18 -  0      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   6 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  17 -  1      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  11 -  0      39  |

Turn 469 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  OHIO JONES 4701            17  15  0  116 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
TOTAL PARRY      SYMBAL 4706                22   8  0  109 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
LUNGING ATTACK   LA CHINGADERA 4741         11   6  0   90 THE BARRIO (464)
WALL OF STEEL    ICE UNICYCLE 4734          13   8  1   83 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
PARRY-STRIKE     LUKE'S 4770                 9   2  0   52 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
PARRY-LUNGE      SNICKERDOODLES 4124         3   0  0   39 COOKIES (426)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DENTAL IMPLANT 4601.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BROTHER TUNGSTEN 4758.  The ten other most popular fighters were LA 
CHINGADERA 4741, XENO YOLE 4641, DENTAL IMPLANT 4601, SYMBAL 4706, PINCHED NERVE 
4747, CABRON 4742, OHIO JONES 4701, TWO HANDS 4529, HURRICANE 4798, and 
SNICKERDOODLES 4124.

The least popular fighter this week was TARGET DUMMY 4702.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were COBALT SAINT 4795, OATHBINDER 4794, HANGNAIL 4748, LUKE'S 4770, 
ICE UNICYCLE 4734, FATTY LIVER 4651, BANANAS FOSTER 4796, SNICKERDOODLES 4124, 
HURRICANE 4798, and TWO HANDS 4529.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SYMBAL (52-4706) IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
XENO YOLE (52-4641) MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                       THUMBSCREW (2-2622) IN COLD BLOOD  (329) 
                      YORKE (7-6040) IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS  (396) 
                       LUNACY (60-9545) HORRID INSTANITY  (716) 
                    MR. CARTER (72-10604) PORKY'S REVENGE  (1415) 
                  SCHNOOKLEWUGGY (84-16559) SUPE FORCES 9A03  (2926) 
                     DOLEMITE (85-24265) HOWLIN' CLASSICS  (4686) 
                    EXTERMINATOR (86-1006) HOWLING GRIBBLE  (171) 
                   FRED SAVAGE CEO (86-18759) THE PURGE 249  (3461) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes