DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/14/2026 Duedate: 05/11/2026
FRATSFA ARENA
DM 52 TURN 476
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CABRON
THE BARRIO (464)
(52-4742) [14-1-1,131]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CABRON MURRAY
THE BARRIO (464) KIWI CONNECTION (337)
(52-4742) [14-1-1,131] (52-3341) [6-2-0,88]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
DENTAL IMPLANT OHIO JONES
OTTO'S PARTS (150) MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
(52-4601) [12-24-0,86] (52-4701) [19-20-0,83]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. KIWI CONNECTION (337) 69
2. IRON CATHEDRAL (159) 34 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
3. TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463) 10 Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 8 (351) 10
5. THE BARRIO (464) 9 KIWI CONNECTION (337)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*KIWI CONNECTION (337) 13 7 1 65.0 1/ 1 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463) 8 7 1
2/ 2 IRON CATHEDRAL (159) 457 341 28 57.3 2/ 4 IRON CATHEDRAL (159) 7 5 1
3/ 3 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463) 45 39 4 53.6 3/ 2 THE BARRIO (464) 5 0 0
4/ 4 THE BARRIO (464) 32 28 1 53.3 4/ 3 OTTO'S PARTS (150) 4 6 0
5/ 5 OTTO'S PARTS (150) 512 491 27 51.0 5/ 0*KIWI CONNECTION (337) 3 2 0
6/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351) 330 468 3 41.4 6/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351) 1 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Hey everybody, watch out for MURRAY, who flew
up 27 points in the rankings after mashing LUKE'S like a melon. Keep your eye on
this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. LUKE'S was
subdued by MURRAY and drops 20 points. Going for the gusto and coming up with aught
but bloody knuckles was OTTO'S PARTS' DENTAL IMPLANT, who was turned away from the
Duelmastership by CABRON. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day
keeps T.P.s at bay.
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the FRATSFA arena. Here's a
song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad TEABAG@NOLA 23.1? Big bad TEABAG@NOLA
23.1. Big bad TEABAG@NOLA 23.1. FRATSFA's afraid of the big bad TEABAG@NOLA 23.1.
Tra la la la la! And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause
OTTO'S PARTS beats feet every time TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 smiles at them. Try farming, eh?
And who is this DENTAL IMPLANT you ask, with 86 points and a 12-24-0 record. Ooh,
the tales I could tell!
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Well, the arena is no place for slow
learners (and hopefully T.P.s) and ICE UNICYCLE demonstrated that very violently on
FATTY LIVER's body. Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally in
the arena with you and see what happens.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real
fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CABRON 4742 14 1 1 131 THE BARRIO (464)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ICE UNICYCLE 4734 18 10 2 101 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PINCHED NERVE 4747 9 5 1 89 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
MURRAY 3341 6 2 0 88 KIWI CONNECTION (337)
DENTAL IMPLANT 4601 12 24 0 86 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
OHIO JONES 4701 19 20 0 83 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
TWO HANDS 4529 10 46 1 77 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GLEN 3339 5 0 1 66 KIWI CONNECTION (337)
LUKE'S 4770 13 5 1 63 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LAVEAU ROYALE 4797 5 0 0 55 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
TARGET DUMMY 4702 7 31 0 52 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
HURRICANE 4798 6 2 1 46 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
HANGNAIL 4748 9 5 0 42 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COBALT SAINT 4795 6 5 0 29 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
RELIQUARY 4801 3 2 1 24 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PHYRRUS 4808 1 0 0 20 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
VOODOO CHICKEN 4806 1 2 0 15 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
BRONZE SAINT 4799 3 4 1 14 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
BENTIEY 4182 1 0 0 11 KIWI CONNECTION (337)
EAVIA 4809 0 1 0 1 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PUHINUI 3336 0 1 0 KIWI CONNECTION 337 SARKOZY 476 NONE
UPLAND 3337 0 1 0 KIWI CONNECTION 337 LAURENTS OF ARAB 476 NONE
FATTY LIVER 4651 13 17 0 OTTO'S PARTS 150 ICE UNICYCLE 4734 476
BANANAS FOSTER 4796 2 2 0 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 463 RELIQUARY 4801 472 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
UPLAND was butchered by LAURENTS OF ARABIA in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PUHINUI was dealt death by SARKOZY in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
LAVEAU ROYALE subdued TARGET DUMMY in a popular 4 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
VOODOO CHICKEN viciously subdued BRONZE SAINT in a 4 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
CABRON overpowered DENTAL IMPLANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
ICE UNICYCLE viciously butchered FATTY LIVER in a 4 minute bloody veteran's duel.
OHIO JONES savagely defeated TWO HANDS in a popular 5 minute gruesome master's brawl.
PINCHED NERVE viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 1 minute duel.
LUKE'S was overpowered by MURRAY in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
HURRICANE was overpowered by GLEN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
HANGNAIL was narrowly defeated by THE HONEST MERCHANT in a tiresome 9 minute match.
COBALT SAINT devastated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
RELIQUARY demolished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BENTIEY overpowered EAVIA in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PHYRRUS overpowered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 10 - 5 - 1 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 24 - 12 - 1 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 4 - 1 64 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 12 - 0 61 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 18 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 14 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 11 - 1 35 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 476 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 3 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 3 2 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK CABRON 4742 14 1 1 131 THE BARRIO (464)
WALL OF STEEL ICE UNICYCLE 4734 18 10 2 101 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
AIMED BLOW MURRAY 3341 6 2 0 88 KIWI CONNECTION (337)
PARRY-STRIKE LUKE'S 4770 13 5 1 63 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
LUNGING ATTACK LAVEAU ROYALE 4797 5 0 0 55 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
TOTAL PARRY HANGNAIL 4748 9 5 0 42 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DENTAL IMPLANT 4601. The most popular warrior this
turn was OHIO JONES 4701. The ten other most popular fighters were LAVEAU ROYALE
4797, VOODOO CHICKEN 4806, TWO HANDS 4529, PINCHED NERVE 4747, ICE UNICYCLE 4734,
MURRAY 3341, CABRON 4742, GLEN 3339, BENTIEY 4182, and LUKE'S 4770.
The least popular fighter this week was HANGNAIL 4748. The other ten least popular
fighters were PUHINUI 3336, EAVIA 4809, HURRICANE 4798, FATTY LIVER 4651, BRONZE
SAINT 4799, UPLAND 3337, DENTAL IMPLANT 4601, TARGET DUMMY 4702, PHYRRUS 4808, and
RELIQUARY 4801.
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