DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/09/2026 Duedate: 11/05/2026
TROCAR ARENA
DM 54 TURN 467
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
NGAWARI
KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
(54-3110) [14-4-2,131]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
NGAWARI POSITION IS EMPTY
KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
(54-3110) [14-4-2,131]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
CAKE TESTER ESCUZME
USELESS TOOLS (219) GR8 PL8TS (353)
(54-3481) [12-18-0,92] (54-3386) [9-6-0,59]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GR8 PL8TS (353) 42
2. KIWI CONNECTION II (318) 42 USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. USELESS TOOLS (219) 20 Unchartered Team
4. THE MUPPETS (20) -3
5. 2233 BOURBON ST (362) -40 SHEWISH DINER (335)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 430 221 22 66.1 1/ 2 KIWI CONNECTION II (318) 9 6 0
2/ 2 2233 BOURBON ST (362) 83 49 2 62.9 2/ 1 THE MUPPETS (20) 7 8 1
3/ 3 KIWI CONNECTION II (318) 76 52 5 59.4 3- 4 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 5 2 0
4/ 4 THE MUPPETS (20) 192 162 14 54.2 4/ 5 USELESS TOOLS (219) 5 5 0
5/ 5 GR8 PL8TS (353) 21 20 0 51.2 5/ 3 2233 BOURBON ST (362) 4 9 0
6- 6 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 225 240 10 48.4 6/ 6 GR8 PL8TS (353) 2 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf
Modeen. I return to TROCAR once again! Woof! THE MUPPETS were a bunch of dogs
after KIWI CONNECTION II got through with 'em! 2nd ain't so sweet as 1st! What's
with HUMP DAY? She actually beat THE MUPPETS' SAM, and walked away with 21 more
points from the fight. Major screwup at USELESS TOOLS. CLASS CLOWN lost 15 points
to SAGE. Some new strategies, perhaps? Maybe CLASS CLOWN will provide more easy
wins... Apparently TROCAR isn't filled with as many gutless wonders as I thought.
The Dreaded Duelmaster got 2 challenges this turn! Another fighter (TRADER JOE
17-7-0) challenged another Duelmaster (NGAWARI 14-4-2). Life goes on. Try as it
might, TRADER JOE wasn't good enough at persuading NGAWARI to step down from the
Duelmaster's throne... Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!
No matter the time or place, men will always duel. How well I know the feeling
of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of practive, THE MUPPETS! In my
day, no team with a 191-158-14 would scare me off! What's the problem, USELESS
TOOLS?
Warriors of TROCAR unite. You have only your games to lose! Sending a warrior
to the Dark Arena reminds the others they'd better shape up. Tough beans, GRAND
CANYON. That's what a 15-7-1 gets you. Some people in TROCAR think 2233 BOURBON ST
was too harsh when they sent GRAND CANYON (15-7-1) to the Dark Arena. Them's the
breaks, I say. Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day? To
die so young, so gloriously!
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? Are
you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm writing it
before you read it. Oh, well. I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NGAWARI 3110 14 4 2 131 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAM 2692 30 19 2 113 THE MUPPETS (20)
-SODOORWONTCLOSE 3518 10 3 0 113 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
GREASED POLE 3490 11 10 2 107 USELESS TOOLS (219)
HUMP DAY 3384 11 7 0 104 GR8 PL8TS (353)
TRADER JOE 3523 17 7 0 93 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
CAKE TESTER 3481 12 18 0 92 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRAZY HARRY 3513 10 19 1 81 THE MUPPETS (20)
BEAUREGARD 3536 11 9 1 76 THE MUPPETS (20)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE INTERN 3446 11 12 0 62 USELESS TOOLS (219)
ESCUZME 3386 9 6 0 59 GR8 PL8TS (353)
SAGE 3111 5 1 0 58 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-UNSEALED 3544 5 4 0 54 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
LINK HOGTHROB 3571 8 2 0 52 THE MUPPETS (20)
CLASS CLOWN 3494 6 4 0 50 USELESS TOOLS (219)
FORTY NINE MILE 3506 13 10 0 49 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
DACRE 3104 11 10 0 46 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
DIXON 3131 5 2 0 36 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-AMERICAN HIGHWAY 3565 5 10 0 25 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
-MISCUT TILE 3558 4 3 1 24 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
FLAT TIRE 3576 1 1 0 24 USELESS TOOLS (219)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUNSEN HONEYDEW 3567 6 5 0 23 THE MUPPETS (20)
-BRICK 3575 2 4 0 13 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GRAND CANYON 3552 15 8 1 2233 BOURBON ST 362 MAINAKHA-TE ASSA 467 NONE
DEATH 3583 1 1 0 KIWI CONNECTION 318 MASTER JARETH OK 467 NONE
WYON 3103 7 8 0 KIWI CONNECTION 318 CRAZY HARRY 3513 465
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GRAND CANYON was dealt death by MAINAKHA-TE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEATH was slaughtered by MASTER JARETH OKARRA in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
TRADER JOE was handily defeated by NGAWARI in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.
GREASED POLE vanquished BEAUREGARD in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SAM was savagely defeated by HUMP DAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's fight.
CRAZY HARRY lost to CAKE TESTER in a exciting 1 minute master's fight.
THE INTERN unbelievably bested FORTY NINE MILE in a 3 minute veteran's competition.
CLASS CLOWN was unbelievably bested by SAGE in a action packed 4 minute gruesome duel.
DACRE was savagely defeated by ESCUZME in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
LINK HOGTHROB defeated RIRORNI SLAVER in a 3 minute gruesome match.
DIXON savagely defeated BUNSEN HONEYDEW in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
FLAT TIRE devastated MAGE'S APPRENTICE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 25 - 19 - 2 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 22 - 21 - 0 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 11 - 1 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 23 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 467 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK NGAWARI 3110 14 4 2 131 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
TOTAL PARRY SAM 2692 30 19 2 113 THE MUPPETS (20)
STRIKING ATTACK GREASED POLE 3490 11 10 2 107 USELESS TOOLS (219)
AIMED BLOW HUMP DAY 3384 11 7 0 104 GR8 PL8TS (353)
LUNGING ATTACK ESCUZME 3386 9 6 0 59 GR8 PL8TS (353)
PARRY-LUNGE CLASS CLOWN 3494 6 4 0 50 USELESS TOOLS (219)
BASHING ATTACK DIXON 3131 5 2 0 36 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CAKE TESTER 3481. The most popular warrior this
turn was ESCUZME 3386. The ten other most popular fighters were DIXON 3131, FORTY
NINE MILE 3506, CLASS CLOWN 3494, HUMP DAY 3384, LINK HOGTHROB 3571, GREASED POLE
3490, CAKE TESTER 3481, DACRE 3104, NGAWARI 3110, and THE INTERN 3446.
The least popular fighter this week was BUNSEN HONEYDEW 3567. The other ten least
popular fighters were BEAUREGARD 3536, TRADER JOE 3523, DEATH 3583, SAGE 3111, CRAZY
HARRY 3513, SAM 2692, FLAT TIRE 3576, THE INTERN 3446, NGAWARI 3110, and DACRE 3104.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
GRAND CANYON (54-3552) 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
HEADBUTTS BASEBALLS (73-1807) THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)
RED BIRD (85-45165) SPREAD THE RED (8222)
WRESTED NUDIST (85-45330) W.S. ANAGRAMS 2 (8255)
LADY O' THE LAKE (86-30287) THRONEHOLDERS (5559)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes