DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/01/2016    Duedate: 07/28/2016

TROCAR ARENA

DM-54    TURN-333

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

YAHOO WAHOO
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-2733) [24-11-0,126]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

YAHOO WAHOO                    BIG CHILL
USELESS TOOLS (219)            BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
(54-2733) [24-11-0,126]        (54-3216) [6-2-1,45]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CLEANING TIME                  CLEANING TIME
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
(54-3200) [9-5-0,90]           (54-3200) [9-5-0,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BOOK OF THOMAS (341)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SPARF! (310)                50
2. BOOK OF THOMAS (341)        20      USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. USELESS TOOLS (219)         11      Unchartered Team
4. CARESS OF STEEL (301)        0
5. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)    -3      BOOK OF THOMAS (341)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219)      261 123 12 68.0   1/ 1*BOOK OF THOMAS (341)      9  4 0
 2/ 2*BOOK OF THOMAS (341)      21  11  2 65.6   2/ 5 SPARF! (310)              7  2 1
 3- 3 CARESS OF STEEL (301)     60  38  2 61.2   3/ 4 USELESS TOOLS (219)       6  2 0
 4/ 4 SPARF! (310)             138  88  7 61.1   4/ 3 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  4 10 0
 5/ 5*TREES (340)               19  20  1 48.7   5- 2 CARESS OF STEEL (301)     3  2 0
 6/ 6 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  34  42  1 44.7   6/ 6*TREES (340)               2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
TROCAR brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  SPARF! turned their 4-0-1 turn into a 
2nd place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get put on 
hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see ULURU DINGO win a fight 
and gain 21 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, BIG CHILL beat ASH and ASH lost 12 points.  
You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, TROCAR may be getting 
bland, as YAHOO WAHOO stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and 
bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  TROCAR, 
I am losing what little hope I had in you.  SPARF! the most avoided team?  What 
insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was BASH BROS BATHROOM.  Ha ha ha ha!  
Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, ASH was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch 
that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if 
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must 
leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YAHOO WAHOO 2733             24  11  0   126       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THOR RAVENBLADE 2781         13   8  1   106       CARESS OF STEEL (301)
 SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055          14   4  1    92       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063      13   3  0    90       USELESS TOOLS (219)
 CLEANING TIME 3200            9   5  0    90       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
-PHILOSOPHER 2949              8   3  1    80       SPARF! (310)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OLGERD VLAD 2780             16   5  0    62       CARESS OF STEEL (301)
 LEAKY TOILET 3112             8  10  0    60       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 ULURU DINGO 3153              4   0  1    60       SPARF! (310)
 PAMELA TWITCH 2950           11   4  0    59       SPARF! (310)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIVERMORE 2948               11   5  0    56       SPARF! (310)
 STINKY 3116                   8  10  1    54       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 BIG CHILL 3216                6   2  1    45       BOOK OF THOMAS (341)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHINA WHITE 3214              3   1  0    33       BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
 ASH 3205                      6   2  0    32       TREES (340)
 WHISPER QUIET 3215            4   4  0    32       BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
-TOOTOUGH 2942                 4   4  0    29       CARESS OF STEEL (301)
 FIR 3207                      5   3  1    25       TREES (340)
 RUSSIAN LULLABY 3213          4   0  0    25       BOOK OF THOMAS (341)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COLD HEARTED 3222             2   1  0    21       CARESS OF STEEL (301)
 KRAZY KANGAROO 3217           2   1  0    20       SPARF! (310)
 STAINS 3210                   3   6  0    15       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 YEW 3209                      3   5  0    14       TREES (340)
 ELM 3206                      3   5  0    14       TREES (340)
 FOGGED UP MIRROR 3231         1   1  0    12       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 ULE 3224                      1   1  0     8       TREES (340)
 PROP WASH 3220                0   3  0     3       USELESS TOOLS (219)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FAST ORANGE 3212        4  4 1 BOOK OF THOMAS 341   ULURU DINGO 3153      333   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ULURU DINGO butchered FAST ORANGE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BIG CHILL won victory over ASH in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
KRAZY KANGAROO handily defeated ELM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
YAHOO WAHOO slimly won victory over CLEANING TIME in a 6 minute Title brawl.
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER outlasted WARRIOR-MAGE in a 11 minute competition.
SLO-MO MAILMAN devastated LEAKY TOILET in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
STINKY was luckily beaten by PAMELA TWITCH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
LIVERMORE defeated CHINA WHITE in a action packed 4 minute melee.
WHISPER QUIET vanquished YEW in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FIR overpowered STAINS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RUSSIAN LULLABY luckily beat FOGGED UP MIRROR in a 2 minute fight.
PROP WASH was beaten by ULE in a 2 minute novice's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         TOTAL PARRY       27 -   6 -  0      82  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -   5 -  1      77  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW        12 -   8 -  1      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   5 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  13 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  16 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 333 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         4  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      YAHOO WAHOO 2733           24  11  0  126 USELESS TOOLS (219)
STRIKING ATTACK  SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055        14   4  1   92 USELESS TOOLS (219)
PARRY-LUNGE      CLEANING TIME 3200          9   5  0   90 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
WALL OF STEEL    PAMELA TWITCH 2950         11   4  0   59 SPARF! (310)
AIMED BLOW       BIG CHILL 3216              6   2  1   45 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CLEANING TIME 3200.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CLEANING TIME 3200.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHINA WHITE 
3214, STINKY 3116, BIG CHILL 3216, YAHOO WAHOO 2733, SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055, ULE 3224, 
FOGGED UP MIRROR 3231, ULURU DINGO 3153, ASH 3205, and KRAZY KANGAROO 3217.

The least popular fighter this week was DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were STAINS 3210, YEW 3209, LIVERMORE 2948, LEAKY TOILET 3112, ELM 
3206, FAST ORANGE 3212, PROP WASH 3220, RUSSIAN LULLABY 3213, FIR 3207, and WHISPER 
QUIET 3215.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                        HEISENBERG (4-6853) of DEVIATION (638) 
                       MUSH (84-27306) of 4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes