DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/03/2016    Duedate: 06/30/2016

TROCAR ARENA

DM-54    TURN-332

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

YAHOO WAHOO
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-2733) [23-11-0,121]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

YAHOO WAHOO                    FAST ORANGE
USELESS TOOLS (219)            BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
(54-2733) [23-11-0,121]        (54-3212) [4-3-1,46]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CLEANING TIME                  CLEANING TIME
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
(54-3200) [9-4-0,86]           (54-3200) [9-4-0,86]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BOOK OF THOMAS (341)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SPARF! (310)                26
2. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)    21      USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. USELESS TOOLS (219)         14      Unchartered Team
4. CARESS OF STEEL (301)        0
5. TREES (340)                  0      BOOK OF THOMAS (341)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 USELESS TOOLS (219)      258 122 12 67.9   1/ 2*BOOK OF THOMAS (341)      8  4 0
 2/ 1*BOOK OF THOMAS (341)      18   9  2 66.7   2- 1 CARESS OF STEEL (301)     7  3 0
 3- 2 CARESS OF STEEL (301)     60  38  2 61.2   3/ 3 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  7  6 0
 4/ 0 SPARF! (310)             134  88  6 60.4   4/ 0 USELESS TOOLS (219)       3  1 0
 5- 3*TREES (340)               17  17  1 50.0   5/ 0 SPARF! (310)              3  2 0
 6/ 4 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  34  37  1 47.9   6- 4*TREES (340)               1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of TROCAR!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Woof!  CARESS OF STEEL were a bunch 
of dogs after BOOK OF THOMAS got through with 'em!  2nd ain't so sweet as 1st!  
What's with STINKY?  He actually beat SPARF!'s PAMELA TWITCH, and walked away with 19 
more points from the fight.  Major screwup at BASH BROS BATHROOM.  LEAKY TOILET lost 
12 points to PHILOSOPHER.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe LEAKY TOILET will 
provide more easy wins...  Har har har!  Did THOR RAVENBLADE wimp out, or just get 
lazy?  Anyway, he's not Duelmaster anymore.  I can barely restrain my enthusiam for 
USELESS TOOLS' outstanding member, Duelmaster YAHOO WAHOO.  I suppose you want to 
hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  How 
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of 
practive, CARESS OF STEEL!  In my day, no team with a 60-38-2 would scare me off!  
What's the problem, BASH BROS BATHROOM?  What do people see in STAINS?  His 3-5-0?  
BASH BROS BATHROOM ain't talkin', but he's got 14 points.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover 
stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
All work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and 
good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YAHOO WAHOO 2733             23  11  0   121       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THOR RAVENBLADE 2781         13   8  1   106       CARESS OF STEEL (301)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055          13   4  1    89       USELESS TOOLS (219)
 DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063      12   3  0    88       USELESS TOOLS (219)
 CLEANING TIME 3200            9   4  0    86       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 PHILOSOPHER 2949              8   3  1    80       SPARF! (310)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OLGERD VLAD 2780             16   5  0    62       CARESS OF STEEL (301)
 STINKY 3116                   8   9  1    62       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 LEAKY TOILET 3112             8   9  0    59       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIVERMORE 2948               10   5  0    54       SPARF! (310)
 PAMELA TWITCH 2950           10   4  0    46       SPARF! (310)
 FAST ORANGE 3212              4   3  1    46       BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
-ASH 3205                      6   1  0    44       TREES (340)
 ULURU DINGO 3153              3   0  0    39       SPARF! (310)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHINA WHITE 3214              3   0  0    33       BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
-TOOTOUGH 2942                 4   4  0    29       CARESS OF STEEL (301)
 BIG CHILL 3216                5   2  1    27       BOOK OF THOMAS (341)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YEW 3209                      3   4  0    22       TREES (340)
 WHISPER QUIET 3215            3   4  0    21       BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
 RUSSIAN LULLABY 3213          3   0  0    21       BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
-COLD HEARTED 3222             2   1  0    21       CARESS OF STEEL (301)
-FIR 3207                      4   3  1    16       TREES (340)
 STAINS 3210                   3   5  0    14       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
-ELM 3206                      3   4  0    13       TREES (340)
 FOGGED UP MIRROR 3231         1   0  0    13       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 KRAZY KANGAROO 3217           1   1  0     6       SPARF! (310)
 PROP WASH 3220                0   2  0     2       USELESS TOOLS (219)
-ULE 3224                      0   1  0     1       TREES (340)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OAK 3208                1  4 0 TREES 340            BIG CHILL 3216        328  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

YAHOO WAHOO slimly won victory over CLEANING TIME in a 6 minute Title fight.
SLO-MO MAILMAN demolished WILD-EYED FANATIC in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
LEAKY TOILET was overpowered by PHILOSOPHER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER outlasted WILD-EYED FANATIC in a unpopular 13 minute match.
FAST ORANGE was bested by LIVERMORE in a popular 3 minute duel.
STINKY devastated PAMELA TWITCH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match.
ULURU DINGO handily defeated STAINS in a 1 minute uneven melee.
WHISPER QUIET was vanquished by LAKE PATROL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RUSSIAN LULLABY viciously subdued PROP WASH in a 6 minute gory fight.
BIG CHILL overpowered PRETTY LERONA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
KRAZY KANGAROO was defeated by FOGGED UP MIRROR in a 1 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         TOTAL PARRY       25 -   6 -  0      81  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -   6 -  0      77  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  11 -  1      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW         9 -   8 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  15 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  1      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 332 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         4  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      YAHOO WAHOO 2733           23  11  0  121 USELESS TOOLS (219)
STRIKING ATTACK  SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055        13   4  1   89 USELESS TOOLS (219)
PARRY-LUNGE      CLEANING TIME 3200          9   4  0   86 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
WALL OF STEEL    PAMELA TWITCH 2950         10   4  0   46 SPARF! (310)
LUNGING ATTACK   FAST ORANGE 3212            4   3  1   46 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CLEANING TIME 3200.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CLEANING TIME 3200.  The ten other most popular fighters were FAST ORANGE 
3212, YAHOO WAHOO 2733, PHILOSOPHER 2949, STINKY 3116, PROP WASH 3220, FOGGED UP 
MIRROR 3231, SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055, LIVERMORE 2948, ULURU DINGO 3153, and PAMELA TWITCH 
2950.

The least popular fighter this week was DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were STAINS 3210, LEAKY TOILET 3112, KRAZY KANGAROO 3217, BIG CHILL 
3216, RUSSIAN LULLABY 3213, WHISPER QUIET 3215, PAMELA TWITCH 2950, ULURU DINGO 3153, 
LIVERMORE 2948, and SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055.