DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/27/2026    Duedate: 04/23/2026

TROCAR ARENA

DM 54    TURN 460

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SAM
THE MUPPETS (20)
(54-2692) [28-15-2,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SAM                            POSITION IS EMPTY
THE MUPPETS (20)               
(54-2692) [28-15-2,116]        

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

KANJI SAI                      KANJI SAI
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)        TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
(54-3456) [17-30-0,99]         (54-3456) [17-30-0,99]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MUPPETS (20)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. 2233 BOURBON ST (362)         27 
2. THE MUPPETS (20)              20    2233 BOURBON ST (362)
3. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)       2     Unchartered Team

                                       QUEEN (169)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 2233 BOURBON ST (362)     71  28  2 71.7   1/ 1 THE MUPPETS (20)          9  6 1
 2- 3 USELESS TOOLS (219)      411 211 21 66.1   2/ 2 2233 BOURBON ST (362)     9  6 0
 3- 4 MASS EFFECT (332)        129  84  5 60.6   3- 3 USELESS TOOLS (219)       4  1 0
 4/ 5 THE MUPPETS (20)         176 148 13 54.3   4- 4 GR8 PL8TS (353)           3  3 0
 5/ 6 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)  642 620 18 50.9   5/ 6 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)   1  2 0
 6- 7 GR8 PL8TS (353)           17  18  0 48.6   6- 5 MASS EFFECT (332)         0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Hey everybody, watch out for BEAUREGARD, who 
flew up 18 points in the rankings after mashing MAKER'S MARK like a melon.  Keep your 
eye on this beast.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  LINK 
HOGTHROB was defeated by AMERICAN HIGHWAY and drops 6 points.  Well here's a 
duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'!  SAM made a challenge 
against KANJI SAI this week.  Our battling duelmaster SAM has managed to hold the 
title, fending off KANJI SAI's none too subtle advances.  Better luck next time, 
TRADERS OF TROCAR.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger 
halberd!   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad USELESS TOOLS?  Big bad USELESS TOOLS.  Big bad USELESS TOOLS.  TROCAR's 
afraid of the big bad USELESS TOOLS.  Tra la la la la!  For those of you who like 
math, try this one:  USELESS TOOLS + Weapons That go Boom = 2233 BOURBON ST + Avoid 
City.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of KANJI SAI, who was this week's most 
challenged warrior.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  I have no doubt that THE MUPPETS will be 
celebrating long and loud their warrior BEAUREGARD's slaying of MAKER'S MARK on the 
sands.  Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very important 
step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, there's the manager of the TROCAR giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya next time 
I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAM 2692                     28  15  2 116         THE MUPPETS (20)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NERF GUN 3287                35  13  0 164         USELESS TOOLS (219)       
-GREASED POLE 3490             7   8  2 100         USELESS TOOLS (219)       
 KANJI SAI 3456               17  30  0  99         TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)   
-SHEPARD 3541                  7   1  0  98         MASS EFFECT (332)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HUMP DAY 3384                 9   6  0  87         GR8 PL8TS (353)           
 GRAND CANYON 3552            12   4  1  67         2233 BOURBON ST (362)     

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CAKE TESTER 3481              9  15  0  66         USELESS TOOLS (219)       
 BEAUREGARD 3536               8   6  1  66         THE MUPPETS (20)          
 TRADER JOE 3523              11   6  0  63         2233 BOURBON ST (362)     
-MORDIN SOLUS 3522             9   7  1  61         MASS EFFECT (332)         
 FORTY NINE MILE 3506         12   4  0  60         2233 BOURBON ST (362)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRAZY HARRY 3513              8  15  0  56         THE MUPPETS (20)          
-THE INTERN 3446               7  10  0  47         USELESS TOOLS (219)       
-ESCUZME 3386                  7   5  0  39         GR8 PL8TS (353)           
 AMERICAN HIGHWAY 3565         5   4  0  39         2233 BOURBON ST (362)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SAREN 3542                    6   2  0  33         MASS EFFECT (332)         
-CLASS CLOWN 3494              2   2  0  29         USELESS TOOLS (219)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ZAEED 3543                    6   2  1  21         MASS EFFECT (332)         
 BUNSEN HONEYDEW 3567          3   2  0  12         THE MUPPETS (20)          
 LINK HOGTHROB 3571            2   2  0  10         THE MUPPETS (20)          

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MAKER'S MARK 3507      10  3 0 2233 BOURBON ST 362  BEAUREGARD 3536        460  
BIG MEAN CARL 3480     16 12 2 THE MUPPETS 20       GREASED POLE 3490      456 NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SAM unbelievably bested KANJI SAI in a 3 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
CRAZY HARRY was overcome by GRAND CANYON in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge match.
LINK HOGTHROB was devastated by AMERICAN HIGHWAY in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
TRADER JOE demolished LAKE PATROL in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BEAUREGARD dispatched MAKER'S MARK in a 4 minute bloody fight.
FORTY NINE MILE overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BUNSEN HONEYDEW won victory over PRETTY LERONA in a 5 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY       23 -   9 -  1      72  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        22 -  11 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  21 -  2      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  12 -  2      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   9 -  1      31  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  10 -  0      29  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   6 -  0      25  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 460 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      SAM 2692                   28  15  2  116 THE MUPPETS (20)
AIMED BLOW       GRAND CANYON 3552          12   4  1   67 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
LUNGING ATTACK   FORTY NINE MILE 3506       12   4  0   60 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KANJI SAI 3456.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KANJI SAI 3456.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAKER'S MARK 3507, 
FORTY NINE MILE 3506, SAM 2692, CRAZY HARRY 3513, AMERICAN HIGHWAY 3565, GRAND CANYON 
3552, TRADER JOE 3523, LINK HOGTHROB 3571, BEAUREGARD 3536, and BUNSEN HONEYDEW 3567.

The least popular fighter this week was BUNSEN HONEYDEW 3567.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BEAUREGARD 3536, LINK HOGTHROB 3571, TRADER JOE 3523, GRAND 
CANYON 3552, AMERICAN HIGHWAY 3565, CRAZY HARRY 3513, SAM 2692, FORTY NINE MILE 3506, 
MAKER'S MARK 3507, and KANJI SAI 3456.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

KANJI SAI (54-3456) TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)