DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/10/2017    Duedate: 03/09/2017

TROCAR ARENA

DM-54    TURN-341

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CLEANING TIME
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
(54-3200) [13-9-0,101]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CLEANING TIME                  KOLBY
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)       CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
(54-3200) [13-9-0,101]         (54-3279) [1-0-0,20]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CLEANING TIME                  MOONSTER
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)       CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
(54-3200) [13-9-0,101]         (54-3276) [0-1-0,1]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)       52
2. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)    39      BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
3. KILLER B'S (348)             9      Unchartered Team
4. GOT BLOOD? (345)             9
5. USELESS TOOLS (219)          0      ASKEWNIVERSE (349)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*ASKEWNIVERSE (349)         7   3  0 70.0   1/ 3 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 11  4 0
 2- 3 USELESS TOOLS (219)      277 127 13 68.6   2- 2 TREES (340)               7  3 0
 3- 5 SPARF! (310)             149  95  7 61.1   3/ 5*ASKEWNIVERSE (349)        7  3 0
 4/ 0*CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)      3   2  0 60.0   4- 1 USELESS TOOLS (219)       4  1 1
 5/ 2*GOT BLOOD? (345)           4   3  0 57.1   5/ 6*GOT BLOOD? (345)          4  3 0
 6- 6 TREES (340)               32  27  2 54.2   6/ 8*KILLER B'S (348)          4 11 0
 7/ 7 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  53  59  1 47.3   7/ 0*CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)     3  2 0
 8/ 8*KILLER B'S (348)           4  11  0 26.7   8- 4 SPARF! (310)              1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for TROCAR.  Like, USELESS TOOLS had to be so 
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by BASH BROS BATHROOM!  Way to go BASH 
BROS BATHROOM!  I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings or anything, but SPARF! really 
goofed with their 0-0-0.  MVP award for KOLBY?  CHEEZY GOODNESS' proud of it after 
beating MAGE'S APPRENTICE and getting 20 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  
SILENT BOB's match with KINGSLAYER cost him a loss of 11 points!  This Duelmaster is 
like something else!  CLEANING TIME stopped WARRIOR-MAGE dead in his tracks!  I hear 
the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic 
fighters for PR photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  TREES was TROCAR's most avoided team.  Is there some 
award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why KILLER B'S' been avoiding TREES 
so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Can GOT BLOOD?'s KINGSLAYER be more 
popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLEANING TIME 3200           13   9  0   101       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YAHOO WAHOO 2733             28  11  0   146       USELESS TOOLS (219)
-DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063      16   4  0    91       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ULURU DINGO 3153              6   1  1    85       SPARF! (310)
-ASH 3205                     10   2  0    78       TREES (340)
 FOGGED UP MIRROR 3231         6   2  0    78       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 STINKY 3116                  13  13  1    77       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LIVERMORE 2948               14   6  0    63       SPARF! (310)
 LEAKY TOILET 3112            10  16  0    57       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PAMELA TWITCH 2950           12   7  0    55       SPARF! (310)
-POWERLESS AMP 3230            4   0  0    49       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KRAZY KANGAROO 3217           5   2  0    32       SPARF! (310)
-YEW 3209                      5   7  0    30       TREES (340)
-ELM 3206                      6   6  0    27       TREES (340)
 OUT OF TP 3258                3   0  0    24       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FIR 3251                      3   0  1    21       TREES (340)
 KOLBY 3279                    1   0  0    20       CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
 KINGSLAYER 3248               2   1  0    17       GOT BLOOD? (345)
 BILLY 3265                    2   1  0    16       KILLER B'S (348)
 JAY 3275                      2   0  0    15       ASKEWNIVERSE (349)
 ALYSSA JONES 3272             2   0  0    15       ASKEWNIVERSE (349)
 CHEOPA 3280                   1   0  0    15       CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
 JACKI 3277                    1   0  0    15       CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
 DANTE HICKS 3274              2   0  0    14       ASKEWNIVERSE (349)
-OAK 3250                      1   2  0    11       TREES (340)
 DEMON MONKEY 3249             2   1  0     7       GOT BLOOD? (345)
-PPP 3237                      2   1  0     7       SPARF! (310)
 BRENDA 3268                   1   2  0     7       KILLER B'S (348)
 SILENT BOB 3273               1   1  0     5       ASKEWNIVERSE (349)
 BOBBY 3266                    1   2  0     5       KILLER B'S (348)
 BARRY 3267                    0   3  0     3       KILLER B'S (348)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEATRICE 3269                 0   3  0     3       KILLER B'S (348)
 RANDALL GRAVES 3271           0   2  0     2       ASKEWNIVERSE (349)
 MOONSTER 3276                 0   1  0     1       CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
 DA BOUND 3278                 0   1  0     1       CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SAND SNAKE 3246         0  1 0 GOT BLOOD? 345       JENNE THE KNIFE       341  NONE
WAR HAMMER 3254         0  1 0 HIT UNIT 346         FIR 3251              337  NOT REVENGED
WHIFFLE 3257            1  1 0 USELESS TOOLS 219    TOP DOGG 3252         338   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Barry -- I am well known for two things:  Drinking wine, and knowing things. Also, 
defeating Killer B's. -- Demon Monkey

Bobby -- You're a stubborn little B, aren't you? I knew I should have brought my 
Greatsword.  Next time ... -- Kingslayer

Winter is coming ...

Sin Zoo -- Got your diplo and thought it would be just as easy to answer your 
Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse V questions here in the personal ads as through a diplo.

1.    Yes, your stable can be active in 45 prior to the May start date.

2.    RU certificates are like gift certificates.  Just send a note to RSI Customer 
Service and ask them to send me "RU Certs for the DM 45 contest" and tell them your 
manager name.

3.    The entry fee is two (2) RU Certs per manager, so a total of four (4) for each 
squad.

4.    And last of all, Stormcrowe (DM 45) is a slow turnaround arena, so turns will 
process every 28 days.  It runs about 9 days before Trocar (due on a Tuesday, runs on 
Wednesday).

-- Master Darque, SSV moderator

P.S.  I hope to see you and your friend in 45.  You can diplo me or send personal ads 
to DM 45 and I'll answer your questions here or in 45 if you get a team in there soon.

Elm -- All trees are not created equal.  My eagerness was too great and in the end 
your limbs were just out of reach.  We will meet again... but for now I bow my head to 
you. -- Billy

Kingslayer -- You fought well, but I am no king for you to conquer. -- Bobby

I would like to thank a few warriors for their help in the training of my B's.  Fir... 
thank you for helping Beatrice remove her fear of blood-thirsty killers.  Brenda 
learned about speed from Lord Assur's warrior, Out of TP... (thank you both).  Demon 
Monkey, you were an excellent trainer for Barry, and he learned a great deal.  I look 
forward to the next time. -- Sin Zoo, Killer B's

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SAND SNAKE was butchered by JENNE THE KNIFE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
RANDALL GRAVES was vanquished by BILLY in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
BEATRICE lost to JAY in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge brawl.
BOBBY was overpowered by OUT OF TP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CLEANING TIME devastated WARRIOR-MAGE in a 1 minute uneven Title brawl.
STINKY defeated GURTARGAN MONK in a exciting 1 minute bloody struggle.
FOGGED UP MIRROR overcame SHAGORNAN WILD MAN in a action packed 1 minute fight.
LEAKY TOILET viciously subdued RIRORNI SLAVER in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
KINGSLAYER won victory over SILENT BOB in a action packed 1 minute beginner's fight.
DEMON MONKEY was defeated by CHEOPA in a 2 minute gruesome novice's fight.
BARRY was outlasted by DANTE HICKS in a tiresome 7 minute novice's fight.
BRENDA bested MOONSTER in a exciting 3 minute amateur's conflict.
ALYSSA JONES savagely defeated DA BOUND in a 5 minute bloody novice's brawl.
JACKI handily defeated PRETTY LERONA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KOLBY overpowered MAGE'S APPRENTICE in a 1 minute uneven struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY       26 -   6 -  0      81  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   5 -  2      69  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        13 -   6 -  1      68  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    22 -  11 -  1      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  12 -  1      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  15 -  0      21  |

Turn 341 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     6 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         4  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      CLEANING TIME 3200         13   9  0  101 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
BASHING ATTACK   FOGGED UP MIRROR 3231       6   2  0   78 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CLEANING TIME 3200.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MOONSTER 3276.  The ten other most popular fighters were LEAKY TOILET 3112, 
BILLY 3265, FOGGED UP MIRROR 3231, KINGSLAYER 3248, OUT OF TP 3258, STINKY 3116, 
DEMON MONKEY 3249, CHEOPA 3280, BRENDA 3268, and JAY 3275.

The least popular fighter this week was DANTE HICKS 3274.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SILENT BOB 3273, BOBBY 3266, SAND SNAKE 3246, JACKI 3277, DA 
BOUND 3278, BARRY 3267, BEATRICE 3269, RANDALL GRAVES 3271, KOLBY 3279, and ALYSSA 
JONES 3272.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LVIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WOLFINMYCLOTHES 961 (262-151-10)       2  3  0         SIS BOOM BAA