DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/17/2026 Duedate: 08/13/2026
TROCAR ARENA
DM 54 TURN 464
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GRAND CANYON
2233 BOURBON ST (362)
(54-3552) [14-6-1,112]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GRAND CANYON POSITION IS EMPTY
2233 BOURBON ST (362)
(54-3552) [14-6-1,112]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
CAKE TESTER CAKE TESTER
USELESS TOOLS (219) USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3481) [11-17-0,90] (54-3481) [11-17-0,90]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
USELESS TOOLS (219)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. KIWI CONNECTION II (318) 35
2. 2233 BOURBON ST (362) 25 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
3. THE MUPPETS (20) 25 Unchartered Team
4. USELESS TOOLS (219) 13
5. GR8 PL8TS (353) -22 MISFITS I (288)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 2233 BOURBON ST (362) 79 40 2 66.4 1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 9 5 1
2/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 425 216 22 66.3 2/ 3 THE MUPPETS (20) 7 3 0
3/ 3 KIWI CONNECTION II (318) 67 46 5 59.3 3/ 2 KIWI CONNECTION II (318) 7 5 0
4- 4*FAR TRAVELERS (364) 8 6 1 57.1 4/ 4 2233 BOURBON ST (362) 7 8 0
5/ 5 THE MUPPETS (20) 185 154 13 54.6 5/ 5 GR8 PL8TS (353) 2 2 0
6/ 6 GR8 PL8TS (353) 19 20 0 48.7 6- 6*FAR TRAVELERS (364) 1 0 0
7/ 0 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 220 238 10 48.0 7/ 0 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 0 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, TROCAR? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed
to see DACRE win a fight and gain 18 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, DACRE beat THE
INTERN and THE INTERN lost 14 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is
the spice of life, TROCAR may be getting bland, as GRAND CANYON stays top dog in the
city. The Dripping Blade, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do
they get this stuff? From TROCAR's trash dumps?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. KIWI CONNECTION II, I suppose you'll be glad to know
you were this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you?
And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know?
It was USELESS TOOLS. Ha ha ha ha! CAKE TESTER was challenged more times this turn
than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. CAKE TESTER was
challenged by one of THE MUPPETS' warriors this turn, with SAM having a lead of 21
points going into the fight. Question now is, will TROCAR accept this sort of tacky
behavior? SAM beating CAKE TESTER. The insult, the....yech!
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?
What does the TROCAR arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRAND CANYON 3552 14 6 1 112 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAM 2692 30 16 2 110 THE MUPPETS (20)
GREASED POLE 3490 10 9 2 106 USELESS TOOLS (219)
MOLD 3467 15 5 0 98 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
TRADER JOE 3523 15 6 0 97 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
NGAWARI 3110 11 4 2 91 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CAKE TESTER 3481 11 17 0 90 USELESS TOOLS (219)
HUMP DAY 3384 10 7 0 83 GR8 PL8TS (353)
DACRE 3104 11 7 0 79 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
SODOORWONTCLOSE 3518 8 3 0 77 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
WYON 3103 7 7 0 72 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE INTERN 3446 10 11 0 66 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CRAZY HARRY 3513 9 17 0 57 THE MUPPETS (20)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BEAUREGARD 3536 9 8 1 55 THE MUPPETS (20)
CLASS CLOWN 3494 5 3 0 53 USELESS TOOLS (219)
FORTY NINE MILE 3506 13 7 0 50 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
ESCUZME 3386 8 6 0 38 GR8 PL8TS (353)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AMERICAN HIGHWAY 3565 5 8 0 32 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
UNSEALED 3544 3 4 0 27 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
LINK HOGTHROB 3571 5 2 0 24 THE MUPPETS (20)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MISCUT TILE 3558 3 2 1 21 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
BUNSEN HONEYDEW 3567 5 3 0 20 THE MUPPETS (20)
-SHIV 3568 1 1 0 15 FAR TRAVELERS (364)
BRICK 3575 1 3 0 14 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
DIXON 3131 2 2 0 8 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MAKER'S MARK 3507 10 3 0 2233 BOURBON ST 362 BEAUREGARD 3536 460 REVENGED
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SAM viciously subdued CAKE TESTER in a 6 minute master's Challenge fight.
GREASED POLE handily defeated HUMP DAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GRAND CANYON unbelievably bested MOLD in a 2 minute master's Title brawl.
TRADER JOE defeated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's fight.
THE INTERN was bested by DACRE in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
SODOORWONTCLOSE was savagely defeated by NGAWARI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
WYON overcame BEAUREGARD in a action packed 1 minute melee.
ESCUZME was vanquished by CRAZY HARRY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
FORTY NINE MILE vanquished UNSEALED in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
AMERICAN HIGHWAY was overpowered by LAKE PATROL in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
CLASS CLOWN overpowered MISCUT TILE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BUNSEN HONEYDEW bested TROLLBAIT in a unpopular 6 minute conflict.
LINK HOGTHROB demolished TROLLBAIT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DIXON was luckily beaten by BRICK in a popular 3 minute gruesome amateur's conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 1 - 0 80 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 15 - 2 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 AIMED BLOW 25 - 16 - 0 61 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 8 - 1 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 21 - 1 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 4 - 1 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 13 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 464 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 5 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW GRAND CANYON 3552 14 6 1 112 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
TOTAL PARRY SAM 2692 30 16 2 110 THE MUPPETS (20)
STRIKING ATTACK GREASED POLE 3490 10 9 2 106 USELESS TOOLS (219)
SLASHING ATTACK NGAWARI 3110 11 4 2 91 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
LUNGING ATTACK DACRE 3104 11 7 0 79 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
PARRY-LUNGE CLASS CLOWN 3494 5 3 0 53 USELESS TOOLS (219)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CAKE TESTER 3481. The most popular warrior this
turn was CAKE TESTER 3481. The ten other most popular fighters were DACRE 3104,
NGAWARI 3110, DIXON 3131, GRAND CANYON 3552, MOLD 3467, WYON 3103, GREASED POLE 3490,
TRADER JOE 3523, CRAZY HARRY 3513, and CLASS CLOWN 3494.
The least popular fighter this week was BUNSEN HONEYDEW 3567. The other ten least
popular fighters were MISCUT TILE 3558, AMERICAN HIGHWAY 3565, UNSEALED 3544,
BEAUREGARD 3536, HUMP DAY 3384, FORTY NINE MILE 3506, ESCUZME 3386, SODOORWONTCLOSE
3518, SAM 2692, and BRICK 3575.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
MOLD (54-3467) BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)