DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/18/2016    Duedate: 12/15/2016

TROCAR ARENA

DM-54    TURN-338

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

YAHOO WAHOO
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-2733) [27-11-0,141]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

YAHOO WAHOO                    TOP DOGG
USELESS TOOLS (219)            HIT UNIT (346)
(54-2733) [27-11-0,141]        (54-3252) [2-0-1,28]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CLEANING TIME                  LEAKY TOILET
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
(54-3200) [11-8-0,88]          (54-3112) [8-15-0,48]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HIT UNIT (346)              27
2. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)    18      USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. SPARF! (310)                15      Unchartered Team
4. TREES (340)                  0
5. USELESS TOOLS (219)        -12      HIT UNIT (346)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219)      273 126 12 68.4   1/ 2 USELESS TOOLS (219)       8  2 0
 2/ 2*HIT UNIT (346)             4   2  2 66.7   2/ 4 SPARF! (310)              8  2 0
 3/ 3 SPARF! (310)             148  92  7 61.7   3- 1 TREES (340)               4  1 1
 4- 4 TREES (340)               25  24  2 51.0   4/ 5*HIT UNIT (346)            4  2 2
 5/ 5 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  42  55  1 43.3   5/ 3 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  3  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Never look under a gift throne!

I'll keep the seat warm until Crip's team returns.  About the only thing I'm good for!

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Hey everybody, watch out for AMANDA, who flew 
up 14 points in the rankings after mashing PRETTY LERONA like a melon.  Keep your eye 
on this gal.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was DISSOLVABLE DIAPER, who 
dropped 22 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with GURTARGAN MONK.  
Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'!  STINKY made a 
challenge against YAHOO WAHOO this week.  In front of all the crowds, YAHOO WAHOO 
took the Duelmaster's crown for its own.  I give the bum two weeks.  An apple a day 
keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the TROCAR arena.  Did you 
hear that BASH BROS BATHROOM was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of BASH BROS BATHROOM's warriors, I'm not surprised!  Okay, so I may 
not be funny, but catch USELESS TOOLS' act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be 
fairly deft at running from BASH BROS BATHROOM.  Well just about everybody wants a 
piece of SLO-MO MAILMAN, who was this week's most challenged warrior.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time 
is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, there's the manager of the TROCAR giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya next time 
I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YAHOO WAHOO 2733             27  11  0   141       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055          17   4  1   107       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLEANING TIME 3200           11   8  0    88       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 STINKY 3116                  12  11  1    87       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 ULURU DINGO 3153              6   1  1    85       SPARF! (310)
 DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063      15   4  0    80       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIVERMORE 2948               13   6  0    61       SPARF! (310)
 PAMELA TWITCH 2950           12   6  0    57       SPARF! (310)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KRAZY KANGAROO 3217           5   1  0    52       SPARF! (310)
-ASH 3205                      8   2  0    50       TREES (340)
 LEAKY TOILET 3112             8  15  0    48       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
-YEW 3209                      5   5  0    43       TREES (340)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POWERLESS AMP 3230            3   0  0    33       USELESS TOOLS (219)
 FOGGED UP MIRROR 3231         3   2  0    31       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 TOP DOGG 3252                 2   0  1    28       HIT UNIT (346)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ELM 3206                      4   6  0    23       TREES (340)
 AMANDA 3253                   2   0  1    19       HIT UNIT (346)
 PPP 3237                      2   0  0    11       SPARF! (310)
-FIR 3251                      1   0  1    11       TREES (340)
 BLOOD HAMMER 3259             0   1  0     1       HIT UNIT (346)
-OAK 3250                      0   1  0     1       TREES (340)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PRETTY LERONA           0  0 0                      AMANDA 3253           338  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WAR HAMMER 3254         0  1 0 HIT UNIT 346         FIR 3251              337   
WHIFFLE 3257            1  1 0 USELESS TOOLS 219    TOP DOGG 3252         338   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

If you told me I was going to take the throne, I certainly would not have guessed the 
right warrior. -- Assur

Ash -- Shocking that I would lose to you, isn't it? -- Leaky Toilet

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STINKY was devastated by YAHOO WAHOO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER slimly lost to GURTARGAN MONK in a action packed 3 minute battle.
SLO-MO MAILMAN overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ULURU DINGO devastated WILD-EYED FANATIC in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
CLEANING TIME devastated PAMELA TWITCH in a 2 minute uneven brawl.
LIVERMORE luckily beat LEAKY TOILET in a crowd pleasing 4 minute veteran's struggle.
KRAZY KANGAROO overpowered FOGGED UP MIRROR in a 1 minute uneven melee.
POWERLESS AMP vanquished GARNET THE WHIP in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WHIFFLE was assassinated by TOP DOGG in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PPP defeated BLOOD HAMMER in a action packed 4 minute novice's fight.
AMANDA executed PRETTY LERONA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   1 -  1      93  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       24 -   5 -  0      83  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        15 -   5 -  1      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    15 -   7 -  1      68  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  12 -  1      37  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  15 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 338 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         4  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      YAHOO WAHOO 2733           27  11  0  141 USELESS TOOLS (219)
STRIKING ATTACK  SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055        17   4  1  107 USELESS TOOLS (219)
PARRY-LUNGE      CLEANING TIME 3200         11   8  0   88 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
BASHING ATTACK   STINKY 3116                12  11  1   87 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
WALL OF STEEL    PAMELA TWITCH 2950         12   6  0   57 SPARF! (310)
AIMED BLOW       KRAZY KANGAROO 3217         5   1  0   52 SPARF! (310)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is CLEANING TIME 3200.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LEAKY TOILET 3112.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLOOD HAMMER 
3259, CLEANING TIME 3200, ULURU DINGO 3153, LIVERMORE 2948, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, 
SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055, KRAZY KANGAROO 3217, POWERLESS AMP 3230, TOP DOGG 3252, and 
YAHOO WAHOO 2733.

The least popular fighter this week was PPP 3237.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WHIFFLE 3257, FOGGED UP MIRROR 3231, STINKY 3116, AMANDA 3253, PAMELA 
TWITCH 2950, YAHOO WAHOO 2733, TOP DOGG 3252, POWERLESS AMP 3230, KRAZY KANGAROO 
3217, and SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SLO-MO MAILMAN (54-3055) USELESS TOOLS (219)