DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/07/2014    Duedate: 12/04/2014

TROCAR ARENA

DM-54    TURN-313

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DALAN HILLEI
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
(54-3150) [13-7-0,127]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DALAN HILLEI                   POSITION IS EMPTY
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)        
(54-3150) [13-7-0,127]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HAZZAN KAZZAR                  DALAN HILLEI
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)        TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
(54-3124) [16-18-0,66]         (54-3150) [13-7-0,127]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

USELESS TOOLS (219)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)     22
2. USELESS TOOLS (219)          1      USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. DRACON'S CIRCLE II (336)     0      Unchartered Team

                                       MARRIOTT HOTEL (111)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219)      234 112 11 67.6   1/ 2 USELESS TOOLS (219)       8  4 0
 2/ 2 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)  468 390 16 54.5   2/ 1 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)   7  7 0
 3- 3 DRACON'S CIRCLE II (336)  38  59  5 39.2   3- 3 DRACON'S CIRCLE II (336)  0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon TROCAR, for I, 
Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  TRADERS OF TROCAR?  Who?  USELESS TOOLS is the top 
team these days, buddies!  TRADERS OF TROCAR had cause to celebrate, after DESERT 
LARK got 8 points by beating PRETTY LERONA.  YAHOO WAHOO found out that TROCAR isn't 
a democracy.  You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here!  Word has it one team 
in TROCAR is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Perhaps the warriors of TRADERS OF 
TROCAR should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  The 
warriors of TRADERS OF TROCAR found their efforts at combat frustrated as USELESS 
TOOLS apparently had more important things to do than fight.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen 
into an unconscious stupor.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my 
control, I must take my leave of this place.  Can anything compare to the pleasure of 
writing Spyreports for TROCAR?  On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DALAN HILLEI 3150            13   7  0   127       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DYSLEXIC EDITOR 3053         12   2  1    94       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YAHOO WAHOO 2733             15  11  0    85       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAZZAN KAZZAR 3124           16  18  0    66       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
-SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055           7   3  0    66       USELESS TOOLS (219)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063       7   3  0    53       USELESS TOOLS (219)
-CHERRY PICKER 3092            5   2  1    48       USELESS TOOLS (219)
-BOUNTY HUNTER-X 3175          7  10  1    44       DRACON'S CIRCLE II (336)
-LORD HELSHA 3176             10  11  2    43       DRACON'S CIRCLE II (336)
-TARGLE PANG 3177             10   9  1    40       DRACON'S CIRCLE II (336)
-KORILIUM KNIGHT 3168          4   1  1    34       DRACON'S CIRCLE II (336)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KORILL SAI 3154               7  10  0    33       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
 DESERT LARK 3180              4   0  0    30       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NARLOTH XU 3166               0   2  0     2       DRACON'S CIRCLE II (336)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LEVANDAR 3097          21 24 2 TRADERS OF TROCA 252 DYSLEXIC EDITOR 3053  309  REVENGED

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DALAN HILLEI devastated YAHOO WAHOO in a 3 minute gruesome mismatched Title fight.
DYSLEXIC EDITOR demolished HAZZAN KAZZAR in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER defeated KORILL SAI in a 2 minute duel.
DESERT LARK devastated PRETTY LERONA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        16 -   4 -  0      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  12 -  1      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  11 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   4 -  1      20  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 313 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DALAN HILLEI 3150          13   7  0  127 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
STRIKING ATTACK  DYSLEXIC EDITOR 3053       12   2  1   94 USELESS TOOLS (219)
TOTAL PARRY      YAHOO WAHOO 2733           15  11  0   85 USELESS TOOLS (219)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HAZZAN KAZZAR 3124.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DALAN HILLEI 3150.  The ten other most popular fighters were KORILL SAI 
3154, DESERT LARK 3180, DYSLEXIC EDITOR 3053, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, YAHOO WAHOO 
2733, HAZZAN KAZZAR 3124,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was HAZZAN KAZZAR 3124.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were YAHOO WAHOO 2733, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, DYSLEXIC EDITOR 
3053, DESERT LARK 3180, KORILL SAI 3154, DALAN HILLEI 3150,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WOLFINMYCLOTHES 961 (251-143-9)        0  5  0         SIS BOOM BAA         

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RUBBER BULLET 2503 (44-24-1)           2  3  0         USELESS TOOLS        

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055 (4-2-0)            8  3  0         USELESS TOOLS        
DYSLEXIC EDITOR 3053 (9-0-0)           3  3  0         USELESS TOOLS        
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 (3-2-0)        1  3  0         USELESS TOOLS        

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CHERRY PICKER 3092 (3-1-1)             3  3  0         USELESS TOOLS        

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PETELOAF 3144 (0-0-0)                  2  3  0         SHEWISH DINER        

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the 
Commission.  Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be 
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission. 

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                           STINGER (30-4098) RANDOM  (391) 
                    BUCK ROGERS (82-53730) LUROCIANS T108  (9073) 
                      FRIED DUCKPINS (82-52331) 120507F  (8812) 
                      JESSICA (82-53734) LUROCIANS T108  (9073) 
                   7TH SAMURAI (82-54800) SUPE FORCES 1801  (9246) 
                     STEAMING EARL (82-24992) SAUNA TIME  (3991) 
                    ARNOLD LAYNE (82-52842) ROOKIE PINK 1  (8905) 
                       HORMONE HOAGIE (82-55291) 01808X  (9340) 
               MINGE THE MARVELOUS (82-44835) HOLE IN THE WALL  (7539) 
                   CHILI CHEESE (82-19622) NOTHING BUT DIP  (3042) 
                 POST OFFICE BUILDING (84-4780) S. FORCES 7804  (916) 
                   HANNIBAL LECTER (84-8637) STATE OF MIND  (1582) 
                        BUTT GOBLIN (84-14415) 060310M  (2531) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes