DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/22/2026 Duedate: 06/18/2026
TROCAR ARENA
DM 54 TURN 462
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GREASED POLE
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3490) [9-8-2,118]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
NERF GUN SHIV
USELESS TOOLS (219) FAR TRAVELERS (364)
(54-3287) [37-13-0,169] (54-3568) [1-1-0,15]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
CAKE TESTER DIXON
USELESS TOOLS (219) KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
(54-3481) [10-16-0,71] (54-3131) [1-1-0,9]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
USELESS TOOLS (219)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. USELESS TOOLS (219) 20
2. GR8 PL8TS (353) 17 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
3. FAR TRAVELERS (364) 10 Unchartered Team
4. 2233 BOURBON ST (362) 10
5. KIWI CONNECTION II (318) -6 FAR TRAVELERS (364)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 2233 BOURBON ST (362) 73 36 2 67.0 1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 8 2 0
2/ 2 USELESS TOOLS (219) 419 213 21 66.3 2/ 2 THE MUPPETS (20) 8 7 1
3/ 3 KIWI CONNECTION II (318) 61 44 5 58.1 3/ 3 2233 BOURBON ST (362) 6 9 0
4/ 5*FAR TRAVELERS (364) 8 6 1 57.1 4/ 4 KIWI CONNECTION II (318) 4 4 0
5/ 4 THE MUPPETS (20) 181 153 13 54.2 5/ 5 GR8 PL8TS (353) 2 0 0
6/ 7 GR8 PL8TS (353) 19 18 0 51.4 6/ 7*FAR TRAVELERS (364) 1 1 0
7- 6 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 642 621 18 50.8 7- 6 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Much has changed in TROCAR since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters. What's with NGAWARI? She
actually beat 2233 BOURBON ST's FORTY NINE MILE, and walked away with 16 more points
from the fight. Major screwup at 2233 BOURBON ST. FORTY NINE MILE lost 14 points to
NGAWARI. Some new strategies, perhaps? Maybe FORTY NINE MILE will provide more easy
wins... I'm sure TROCAR is excited about GREASED POLE, the new Duelmaster from
USELESS TOOLS. (remember?) But when you've seen as many as I have... I suppose you
want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters? Tough!
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... The most avoided team
was THE MUPPETS. Management must be dealin', as the boys at USELESS TOOLS ain't
reelin'! THE MUPPETS' mad! How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged
warrior, THE INTERN! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you. Keep
challenging up 89 points, GRAND CANYON, and I won't have to write about you much
longer. NERF GUN always accepts those kind of challenges... I don't get it. GRAND
CANYON goes and challenges NERF GUN, way above it, but gets 8 points after it loses!
Is this a new strategy?
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting
younger every day? To die so young, so gloriously!
Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt.
The end of another Spyreport! That's cause for celebration in my book! Time for my
medication, so I'll leave now. Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GREASED POLE 3490 9 8 2 118 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NERF GUN 3287 37 13 0 169 USELESS TOOLS (219)
SAM 2692 29 16 2 107 THE MUPPETS (20)
HUMP DAY 3384 10 6 0 96 GR8 PL8TS (353)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TRADER JOE 3523 13 6 0 90 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
GRAND CANYON 3552 12 6 1 85 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
CAKE TESTER 3481 10 16 0 71 USELESS TOOLS (219)
THE INTERN 3446 9 10 0 70 USELESS TOOLS (219)
WYON 3103 6 6 0 70 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NGAWARI 3110 9 4 2 66 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
DACRE 3104 9 7 0 59 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
BEAUREGARD 3536 9 7 1 58 THE MUPPETS (20)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ESCUZME 3386 8 5 0 47 GR8 PL8TS (353)
FORTY NINE MILE 3506 12 6 0 45 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
CRAZY HARRY 3513 8 17 0 41 THE MUPPETS (20)
AMERICAN HIGHWAY 3565 5 6 0 38 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLASS CLOWN 3494 3 3 0 32 USELESS TOOLS (219)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUNSEN HONEYDEW 3567 4 3 0 18 THE MUPPETS (20)
LINK HOGTHROB 3571 4 2 0 17 THE MUPPETS (20)
SHIV 3568 1 1 0 15 FAR TRAVELERS (364)
DIXON 3131 1 1 0 9 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
BRICK 3575 0 2 0 2 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MAKER'S MARK 3507 10 3 0 2233 BOURBON ST 362 BEAUREGARD 3536 460 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Sam -- Loved the DM column. Came across much better on paper than in the online
version of the newsletter. -- The Entire Box of Useless Tools
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
AMERICAN HIGHWAY was unbelievably bested by BEAUREGARD in a 4 minute Bloodfeud fight.
TRADER JOE vanquished WYON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
GRAND CANYON was savagely defeated by NERF GUN in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
CAKE TESTER was devastated by HUMP DAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THE INTERN bested DACRE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
BUNSEN HONEYDEW unbelievably bested DIXON in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
BRICK was savagely defeated by LINK HOGTHROB in a 2 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
SAM was savagely defeated by GREASED POLE in a 1 minute expert's Title melee.
FORTY NINE MILE was vanquished by NGAWARI in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ESCUZME won victory over CLASS CLOWN in a popular 1 minute brutal fight.
CRAZY HARRY was overcome by JHELUM RAIDER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
SHIV devastated TROLLBAIT in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 14 - 1 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 24 - 14 - 0 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 9 - 2 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 23 - 1 49 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 6 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 11 - 0 31 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 462 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK GREASED POLE 3490 9 8 2 118 USELESS TOOLS (219)
TOTAL PARRY NERF GUN 3287 37 13 0 169 USELESS TOOLS (219)
AIMED BLOW HUMP DAY 3384 10 6 0 96 GR8 PL8TS (353)
SLASHING ATTACK NGAWARI 3110 9 4 2 66 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
LUNGING ATTACK DACRE 3104 9 7 0 59 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CAKE TESTER 3481. The most popular warrior this
turn was DIXON 3131. The ten other most popular fighters were ESCUZME 3386, LINK
HOGTHROB 3571, AMERICAN HIGHWAY 3565, HUMP DAY 3384, DACRE 3104, GREASED POLE 3490,
GRAND CANYON 3552, BEAUREGARD 3536, TRADER JOE 3523, and NGAWARI 3110.
The least popular fighter this week was FORTY NINE MILE 3506. The other ten least
popular fighters were BRICK 3575, CAKE TESTER 3481, NERF GUN 3287, WYON 3103, SHIV
3568, SAM 2692, BUNSEN HONEYDEW 3567, THE INTERN 3446, CRAZY HARRY 3513, and CLASS
CLOWN 3494.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
NERF GUN (54-3287) USELESS TOOLS (219)