DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/22/2016    Duedate: 12/19/2016

ILLIS ARENA

DM-59    TURN-331

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NAZARETH
CHAPEL ROCK (287)
(59-2503) [33-14-0,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NAZARETH                       GHAST-LORD
CHAPEL ROCK (287)              BLACK LORDS OF DOOM (322)
(59-2503) [33-14-0,125]        (59-3042) [0-2-0,2]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MARGARITA                      RECOVERY SETBACK
HANGOVERS (265)                BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
(59-2633) [19-10-0,95]         (59-3017) [5-1-0,56]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

YOUNG GUNS (316)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)      35
2. CHAPEL ROCK (287)           27      HANGOVERS (265)
3. YOUNG GUNS (316)             5      Unchartered Team
4. BLACK LORDS OF DOOM (322)    3
5. SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)       3BLACK LORDS OF DOOM (322)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 HANGOVERS (265)          228 150 17 60.3   1/ 1 YOUNG GUNS (316)          9  6 1
 2/ 2 CHAPEL ROCK (287)        303 207 16 59.4   2/ 3 CHAPEL ROCK (287)         8  1 0
 3/ 3 YOUNG GUNS (316)          45  43  3 51.1   3/ 4 HANGOVERS (265)           6  4 0
 4/ 5 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)   127 142  3 47.2   4/ 2 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)    5  6 0
 5/ 4 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)    31  35  8 47.0   5/ 5 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)    1  2 1
 6/ 7*BLACK LORDS OF DOO (322)   0   6  0  0.0   6/ 7*BLACK LORDS OF DOO (322)  0  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, ILLIS?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see FALSE IDLE win a fight and gain 17 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, KUNG-FU MASTER 
beat IRISH FLAG and IRISH FLAG lost 19 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Looks like 
ILLIS has some guts at least, ALWAYS AN ADDICT the Duelmaster was this turn's 
most-challenged warrior.  ALWAYS AN ADDICT challenged NAZARETH for ILLIS' Title this 
turn, and guess what happened?  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as 
NAZARETH takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  
I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know 
what's new, don't you, ILLIS?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  ILLIS, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  
SHEWISH MUNCHIES the most avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And 
it looks like HANGOVERS avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be 
losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Nipped in the bud, you might say, was 
SINGAPORE SLING of HANGOVERS this turn.  Course, I wouldn't say that, so much as have 
a belly laugh.  Heh heh.  A big yahoo goes out to CHURCH OF RISING SUN this turn, for 
revenging CHAPEL ROCK's bloodfeud against SHEWISH MUNCHIES' warrior HUMAN PRETZEL.  
Heh, heh, heh.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in ILLIS to get a drink than The Swinging 
Aardvark!  Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so 
nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come 
this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NAZARETH 2503                33  14  0   125       CHAPEL ROCK (287)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657    20   9  1   117       CHAPEL ROCK (287)
 LONG ISLAND 2500             31   6  0   115       HANGOVERS (265)
 STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755      14   8  0    96       CHAPEL ROCK (287)
 MARGARITA 2633               19  10  0    95       HANGOVERS (265)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956        12   7  0    82       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
 IRISH FLAG 2674              15  13  2    81       HANGOVERS (265)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUMAN PRETZEL 2926           13  16  6    63       SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RECOVERY SETBACK 3017         5   1  0    56       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
-SLIM JIM 2927                 5   0  0    56       SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
 FALSE IDLE 2984               3   1  0    46       CHAPEL ROCK (287)
 BILLY THE KID 2969           10  13  1    45       YOUNG GUNS (316)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARK SIDE OF MOON 2983        6   2  0    32       HANGOVERS (265)
 CALAMITY JANE 3028            4   0  0    30       YOUNG GUNS (316)
-BABY RUTH 2943                3   2  0    24       SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
 AGAIN AND AGAIN 3026          2   2  0    24       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WYATT EARP 2996               4   5  0    20       YOUNG GUNS (316)
 BELLE STARR 3035              3   1  1    17       YOUNG GUNS (316)
 BAT MASTERSON 3045            2   0  0    16       YOUNG GUNS (316)
 GHAST-LORD 3042               0   2  0     2       BLACK LORDS OF DOOM (322)
 VAMPIRE OF DOOM 3039          0   1  0     1       BLACK LORDS OF DOOM (322)
-DARK-LORD 3038                0   1  0     1       BLACK LORDS OF DOOM (322)
 ARMY OF DOOM 3047             0   1  0     1       BLACK LORDS OF DOOM (322)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NEVER ENOUGH 3043       0  1 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 297 CHOKEBOT 2000         331  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RELAPSE 3044            0  1 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 297 IRON JUDGEMENT        331  NONE
RED DRAGONS-LORD 3041   0  1 0 BLACK LORDS OF D 322 BELLE STARR 3035      330   
HOLY SOLDIER 3008       2  2 0 CHAPEL ROCK 287      HUMAN PRETZEL 2926    329  JUST REVENGED
SINGAPORE SLING 2974    5  3 0 HANGOVERS 265        DUM GRUNT             331  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RELAPSE was butchered by IRON JUDGEMENT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
NEVER ENOUGH was slaughtered by CHOKEBOT 2000 in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
CHURCH OF RISING SUN handily defeated HUMAN PRETZEL in a 1 minute Bloodfeud match.
GHAST-LORD slimly lost to BELLE STARR in a 2 minute amateur's Bloodfeud brawl.
ALWAYS AN ADDICT was defeated by NAZARETH in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
RECOVERY SETBACK savagely defeated BILLY THE KID in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
IRISH FLAG was narrowly defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
STONE TEMPLE PILOT handily defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LONG ISLAND vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MARGARITA vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SINGAPORE SLING was dispatched by DUM GRUNT in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
FALSE IDLE handily defeated LEE'S REVENGE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DARK SIDE OF MOON subdued WYATT EARP in a 3 minute match.
AGAIN AND AGAIN devastated VAMPIRE OF DOOM in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CALAMITY JANE demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 3 minute one-sided brawl.
BAT MASTERSON handily defeated ARMY OF DOOM in a 8 minute one-sided conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   3 -  0      79  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  11 -  1      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  12 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    22 -  18 -  3      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW        18 -  23 -  3      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   5 -  0      17  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 331 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      NAZARETH 2503              33  14  0  125 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
LUNGING ATTACK   CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657  20   9  1  117 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
STRIKING ATTACK  STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755    14   8  0   96 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
BASHING ATTACK   ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956      12   7  0   82 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
AIMED BLOW       FALSE IDLE 2984             3   1  0   46 CHAPEL ROCK (287)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MARGARITA 2633.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SINGAPORE SLING 2974.  The ten other most popular fighters were RECOVERY SETBACK 
3017, ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956, IRISH FLAG 2674, WYATT EARP 2996, BELLE STARR 3035, 
FALSE IDLE 2984, AGAIN AND AGAIN 3026, CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657, GHAST-LORD 3042, 
and STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755.

The least popular fighter this week was ARMY OF DOOM 3047.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BAT MASTERSON 3045, CALAMITY JANE 3028, HUMAN PRETZEL 2926, 
NEVER ENOUGH 3043, RELAPSE 3044, VAMPIRE OF DOOM 3039, LONG ISLAND 2500, BILLY THE 
KID 2969, NAZARETH 2503, and DARK SIDE OF MOON 2983.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MARGARITA (59-2633) HANGOVERS (265)