DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/28/2026 Duedate: 05/25/2026
ILLIS ARENA
DM 59 TURN 454
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MOSCOW MULE
HANGOVERS (265)
(59-3263) [13-8-0,105]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
AGAIN AND AGAIN POSITION IS EMPTY
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
(59-3312) [21-10-0,107]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
AGAIN AND AGAIN TOBIUS
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) FAR TRAVELERS (337)
(59-3312) [21-10-0,107] (59-3342) [7-4-0,53]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
HANGOVERS (265)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 47
2. CHAPEL ROCK (287) 25 TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332)
3. HANGOVERS (265) 21 Unchartered Team
4. KIWI CONNECTION (301) 15
5. FAR TRAVELERS (337) 11 KILLER INSTINCT 3 (129)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332) 27 15 1 64.3 1/ 1 HANGOVERS (265) 7 2 0
2/ 3 HANGOVERS (265) 349 220 24 61.3 2/ 2 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 6 3 1
3/ 4 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 449 333 18 57.4 3/ 5 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 5 3 0
4/ 0 KIWI CONNECTION (301) 45 39 3 53.6 4/ 3 ISLE OF SKYE (58) 5 9 0
5/ 5 ISLE OF SKYE (58) 317 289 18 52.3 5/ 6 TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332) 3 0 0
6/ 6 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 362 342 14 51.4 6- 8 OF WOLF & PIXIE (338) 2 2 0
7- 7 OF WOLF & PIXIE (338) 18 18 0 50.0 7/ 7 FAR TRAVELERS (337) 2 2 0
8/ 8 FAR TRAVELERS (337) 20 23 0 46.5 8/ 0 KIWI CONNECTION (301) 2 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon ILLIS, for I,
Novgorodny Vir, have returned! BASHAHOLICS ANON posted a nice gain, to come in 2nd.
Everybody loves a winner... Practice pays for BAD BOURBON, who pummelled VENAL
CLERK, to pocket 16 points. MY FAIR LADY certainly had a baffled expression on hers
face, after losing to SNARKNADO and losing 6 points in the process! The arena was
more crowded than usual this time, as MOSCOW MULE faced ILLIS' Duelmaster. What can
be a greater victory? MOSCOW MULE has taken his place as the top, as ILLIS' new
Duelmaster. Word has it one team in ILLIS is using psychics to predict wins. They
lead a charmed life!
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in IMPROVED
ILLUSION are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em. The
warriors of IMPROVED ILLUSION found their efforts at combat frustrated as ISLE OF
SKYE apparently had more important things to do than fight. Is it charming
personality? Conversational abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, MY FAIR
LADY is the most challenged warrior.
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! HIGH ELF in the Dark Arena wasn't enough for 24 HOUR CHIP of BASHAHOLICS ANON.
Maybe that certain serving girl(?) at The Warty Toad will be! Ask not for whom the
sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
Leave me now, you base fools! Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!
Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid ILLIS farewell-- Novgorodny
Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOSCOW MULE 3263 13 8 0 105 HANGOVERS (265)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AGAIN AND AGAIN 3312 21 10 0 107 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
SUPPORT GROUP 3255 22 26 0 101 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
SNARKNADO 3343 11 4 0 99 TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DJANGO 3335 10 5 0 90 FAR TRAVELERS (337)
MY FAIR LADY 3309 6 11 0 79 HANGOVERS (265)
THORUNDR 2654 19 19 1 77 ISLE OF SKYE (58)
EXODUS 3297 9 20 0 74 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IN SECRET 3324 16 7 0 66 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
BUXTON 2724 11 4 2 58 KIWI CONNECTION (301)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PAPARANGI 2710 10 8 0 54 KIWI CONNECTION (301)
TOBIUS 3342 7 4 0 53 FAR TRAVELERS (337)
MURTAGH 3332 9 11 0 44 ISLE OF SKYE (58)
-BRIGHTLACE 3354 3 4 0 43 OF WOLF & PIXIE (338)
HERMIT 3344 10 8 1 40 ISLE OF SKYE (58)
FALSE IDOL 3311 5 7 0 38 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-AURIT 3370 3 2 0 33 OF WOLF & PIXIE (338)
24 HOUR CHIP 3395 2 2 1 33 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
HOLY COW 3390 3 1 0 27 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HOT TODDY 3389 3 1 0 22 HANGOVERS (265)
MERCY ME 3382 4 2 0 21 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
OLD FASHIONED 3383 5 1 0 20 HANGOVERS (265)
BAD BOURBON 3404 1 0 0 16 HANGOVERS (265)
CAVE TROLL 3398 2 3 0 13 ISLE OF SKYE (58)
RED CAP 3403 1 0 0 10 ISLE OF SKYE (58)
DEATH 2829 1 1 0 4 KIWI CONNECTION (301)
TA RA 2774 1 1 0 4 KIWI CONNECTION (301)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HIGH ELF 0 0 0 DARK ARENA 24 HOUR CHIP 3395 454 NONE
JOE 3405 0 1 0 KIWI CONNECTION 301 CHOKEBOT 2000 454 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
24 HOUR CHIP butchered HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JOE was slaughtered by CHOKEBOT 2000 in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
MOSCOW MULE overcame DJANGO in a 2 minute gruesome veteran's Challenge Title match.
MY FAIR LADY was devastated by SNARKNADO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
HERMIT was overpowered by IN SECRET in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SUPPORT GROUP vanquished DUM GRUNT in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
AGAIN AND AGAIN overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
THORUNDR was unbelievably bested by EXODUS in a 2 minute gruesome expert's duel.
TOBIUS overpowered LEE'S REVENGE in a popular 2 minute gory uneven duel.
PAPARANGI beat MURTAGH in a 2 minute melee.
BUXTON overpowered FALSE IDOL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OLD FASHIONED subdued TA RA in a 2 minute competition.
MERCY ME overcame CAVE TROLL in a 2 minute brutal contest.
HOLY COW demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DEATH was overcome by RED CAP in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
BAD BOURBON won victory over VENAL CLERK in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 LUNGING ATTACK 31 - 24 - 2 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 11 - 2 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 23 - 22 - 0 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 18 - 18 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 15 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 454 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 5 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOSCOW MULE 3263 13 8 0 105 HANGOVERS (265)
AIMED BLOW SNARKNADO 3343 11 4 0 99 TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332)
WALL OF STEEL DJANGO 3335 10 5 0 90 FAR TRAVELERS (337)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is AGAIN AND AGAIN 3312. The most popular warrior this
turn was TOBIUS 3342. The ten other most popular fighters were MOSCOW MULE 3263,
AGAIN AND AGAIN 3312, 24 HOUR CHIP 3395, IN SECRET 3324, THORUNDR 2654, PAPARANGI
2710, BUXTON 2724, CAVE TROLL 3398, DEATH 2829, and RED CAP 3403.
The least popular fighter this week was FALSE IDOL 3311. The other ten least popular
fighters were MY FAIR LADY 3309, DJANGO 3335, JOE 3405, MERCY ME 3382, OLD FASHIONED
3383, MURTAGH 3332, SUPPORT GROUP 3255, HERMIT 3344, HOLY COW 3390, and TA RA 2774.