DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/18/2026 Duedate: 09/14/2026
ILLIS ARENA
DM 59 TURN 458
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MY FAIR LADY
HANGOVERS (265)
(59-3309) [8-13-0,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MY FAIR LADY POSITION IS EMPTY
HANGOVERS (265)
(59-3309) [8-13-0,111]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
MY FAIR LADY MY FAIR LADY
HANGOVERS (265) HANGOVERS (265)
(59-3309) [8-13-0,111] (59-3309) [8-13-0,111]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SATAN'S CHILDREN (132)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SATAN'S CHILDREN (132) 30
2. HANGOVERS (265) 21 TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332)
3. NOT QUITE (240) 21 Unchartered Team
4. CHAPEL ROCK (287) 14
5. TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332) 13 POSITION IS EMPTY
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332) 29 17 1 63.0 1/ 5 SATAN'S CHILDREN (132) 7 3 1
2/ 1 NOT QUITE (240) 34 20 1 63.0 2/ 1 HANGOVERS (265) 7 5 0
3/ 4 SATAN'S CHILDREN (132) 40 24 1 62.5 3/ 3 KIWI CONNECTION (301) 6 9 2
4/ 3 HANGOVERS (265) 359 226 24 61.4 4/ 6 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 5 4 0
5/ 5 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 454 340 18 57.2 5/ 4 FAR TRAVELERS (337) 3 5 0
6- 7 ISLE OF SKYE (58) 324 296 18 52.3 6- 2 ISLE OF SKYE (58) 3 6 0
7- 9 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 365 351 14 51.0 7- 7 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 2 6 0
8/ 6 KIWI CONNECTION (301) 53 51 5 51.0 8/ 9 NOT QUITE (240) 1 2 0
9/ 8 FAR TRAVELERS (337) 25 28 0 47.2 9/ 8 TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. We now have a
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. SATAN'S CHILDREN now holds the crown
and they are betting they can keep it. It was a tough week for ISLE OF SKYE, to drop
4 places in the rankings. Coming up with a solid 4-1-1 outing, SATAN'S CHILDREN has
advanced 4 places in the rankings. Hey everybody, watch out for DEFT DEREK, who flew
up 16 points in the rankings after mashing DEVON like a melon. Keep your eye on this
guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was EXODUS, who dropped 10 points
after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with SNARKNADO. MY FAIR LADY got
through to the Duelmaster this turn. No doubt she was more than anxious to kick
DJANGO's tail out of the throne! In front of all the crowds, MY FAIR LADY took the
Duelmaster's crown for hers own. I give the bum two weeks. An apple a day keeps the
doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
Here is other news that is of note. Did you hear that ISLE OF SKYE was most
avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal hygiene of ISLE OF SKYE's
warriors, I'm not surprised! And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your
rasberries, cause HANGOVERS beats feet every time ISLE OF SKYE smiles at them. Try
farming, eh? And who is this PAPARANGI you ask, with 69 points and a 12-10-0 record.
Ooh, the tales I could tell!
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Here's some advice: warriors with little wit and will may
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ILLIS have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Okay, so I may not be the
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Hasta la
bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MY FAIR LADY 3309 8 13 0 111 HANGOVERS (265)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DWARFTOSSIN' DAN 1021 9 1 1 100 SATAN'S CHILDREN (132)
DJANGO 3335 13 6 0 94 FAR TRAVELERS (337)
WULFGAR 790 11 4 0 93 SATAN'S CHILDREN (132)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNARKNADO 3343 13 6 0 85 TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332)
-THORUNDR 2654 21 20 1 84 ISLE OF SKYE (58)
FALSE IDOL 3311 7 7 0 80 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
PAPARANGI 2710 12 10 0 69 KIWI CONNECTION (301)
-IN SECRET 3324 17 9 0 67 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EXODUS 3297 9 24 0 65 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
-TOBIUS 3342 9 5 0 57 FAR TRAVELERS (337)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HERMIT 3344 12 9 1 54 ISLE OF SKYE (58)
DEATH'S NIGHTMARE 1022 7 3 0 52 SATAN'S CHILDREN (132)
OLD FASHIONED 3383 9 1 0 51 HANGOVERS (265)
-MURTAGH 3332 10 12 0 48 ISLE OF SKYE (58)
BUXTON 2724 12 7 2 45 KIWI CONNECTION (301)
BAD BOURBON 3404 3 2 0 40 HANGOVERS (265)
HOLY COW 3390 5 3 0 39 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEFT DEREK 3333 1 2 0 28 NOT QUITE (240)
-HOT TODDY 3389 4 1 0 27 HANGOVERS (265)
-CAVE TROLL 3398 4 4 0 25 ISLE OF SKYE (58)
BLONDE BIMBO 1419 4 1 0 25 SATAN'S CHILDREN (132)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TA RA 2774 3 3 0 16 KIWI CONNECTION (301)
RAMOLF 3411 1 1 1 12 KIWI CONNECTION (301)
DEVON 3406 2 2 1 9 KIWI CONNECTION (301)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DEMON HUNTER 3401 1 0 0 9 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DOOMIE JUGGERNAU 0 0 0 DWARFTOSSIN' DAN 1021 458 NONE
LEONUS 3367 0 1 0 FAR TRAVELERS 337 HIGH ELF 458 NONE
LOVELESS 3347 2 3 0 FAR TRAVELERS 337 SPYMASTER 458 NONE
NYROND 3348 1 2 0 FAR TRAVELERS 337 SPYMASTER 458 NONE
RED CAP 3403 1 3 0 ISLE OF SKYE 58 DEVON 3406 457
ATTENTIVE DUM 2274 0 1 0 NOT QUITE 240 DARK CHAMPION 458 NONE
PLAGUE 2132 0 2 0 SATAN'S CHILDREN 132 RAMOLF 3411 458
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NYROND was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LOVELESS was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
LEONUS was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
ATTENTIVE DUM was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
MY FAIR LADY bested DJANGO in a popular 2 minute veteran's Challenge Title contest.
SNARKNADO devastated EXODUS in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge brawl.
WULFGAR devastated PAPARANGI in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
OLD FASHIONED overcame BUXTON in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
BAD BOURBON slimly lost to DEATH'S NIGHTMARE in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
DEFT DEREK vanquished DEVON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLONDE BIMBO defeated TA RA in a 3 minute Challenge match.
DWARFTOSSIN' DAN easily killed DOOMIE JUGGERNAUT in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
FALSE IDOL demolished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HOLY COW devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute bloody one-sided battle.
PLAGUE was executed by RAMOLF in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 3 - 0 81 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 2 - 1 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 22 - 16 - 0 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 11 - 4 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 28 - 27 - 2 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 13 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 21 - 28 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 458 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 4 4 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK DWARFTOSSIN' DAN 1021 9 1 1 100 SATAN'S CHILDREN (132)
WALL OF STEEL DJANGO 3335 13 6 0 94 FAR TRAVELERS (337)
LUNGING ATTACK WULFGAR 790 11 4 0 93 SATAN'S CHILDREN (132)
AIMED BLOW SNARKNADO 3343 13 6 0 85 TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332)
TOTAL PARRY OLD FASHIONED 3383 9 1 0 51 HANGOVERS (265)
SLASHING ATTACK BAD BOURBON 3404 3 2 0 40 HANGOVERS (265)
STRIKING ATTACK HOLY COW 3390 5 3 0 39 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MY FAIR LADY 3309. The most popular warrior this
turn was MY FAIR LADY 3309. The ten other most popular fighters were BUXTON 2724,
WULFGAR 790, DEATH'S NIGHTMARE 1022, TA RA 2774, SNARKNADO 3343, BAD BOURBON 3404,
DEFT DEREK 3333, HOLY COW 3390, FALSE IDOL 3311, and RAMOLF 3411.
The least popular fighter this week was PLAGUE 2132. The other ten least popular
fighters were BLONDE BIMBO 1419, DEVON 3406, PAPARANGI 2710, EXODUS 3297, ATTENTIVE
DUM 2274, LEONUS 3367, LOVELESS 3347, DWARFTOSSIN' DAN 1021, OLD FASHIONED 3383, and
DJANGO 3335.
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.