DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/03/2026    Duedate: 03/30/2026

ILLIS ARENA

DM 59    TURN 452

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

IT'S NOT A PROBLEM
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
(59-3322) [16-8-0,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

IT'S NOT A PROBLEM             POSITION IS EMPTY
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)         
(59-3322) [16-8-0,120]         

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

AGAIN AND AGAIN                IN SECRET
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)         BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
(59-3312) [20-10-0,104]        (59-3324) [15-7-0,56]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HANGOVERS (265)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HANGOVERS (265)               25 
2. ISLE OF SKYE (58)             20    TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332)
3. CHAPEL ROCK (287)             19    Unchartered Team
4. TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332)       17 
5. OF WOLF & PIXIE (338)         12    MAJOR IDIOTS (150)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)  316 184 18 63.2   1/ 4 HANGOVERS (265)           9  5 0
 2/ 2 TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332)   25  15  1 62.5   2/ 1 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)    8  7 0
 3/ 3 HANGOVERS (265)          346 219 24 61.2   3- 2 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)   6  4 2
 4/ 4 CHAPEL ROCK (287)        446 332 18 57.3   4/ 6 CHAPEL ROCK (287)         5  5 0
 5/ 5 ISLE OF SKYE (58)        314 283 18 52.6   5/ 3 ISLE OF SKYE (58)         5  9 0
 6/ 6 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)   358 342 13 51.1   6/ 8 TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332)   2  2 0
 7/ 7 OF WOLF & PIXIE (338)     17  17  0 50.0   7/ 5 FAR TRAVELERS (337)       2  2 0
 8/ 8 FAR TRAVELERS (337)       18  22  0 45.0   8- 7 ISLANDERS (247)           1  1 0
 9- 9 ISLANDERS (247)          623 793 20 44.0   9/ 9 OF WOLF & PIXIE (338)     1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in ILLIS since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts 
to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Woof!  BASHAHOLICS ANON were a 
bunch of dogs after HANGOVERS got through with 'em!  2nd ain't so sweet as 1st!  Up 
'n down.  Up 'n down.  Rankings always change.  Up 'n down.  I think I'm gonna be...  
Well, HANGOVERS' 1st moved them up to 4-1-0 place.  What's with EXODUS?  He actually 
beat BASHAHOLICS ANON's IN SECRET, and walked away with 18 more points from the 
fight.  Major screwup at FAR TRAVELERS.  DJANGO lost 15 points to PURPLE HAZE.  Some 
new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe DJANGO will provide more easy wins...  Try as she 
might, MY FAIR LADY wasn't good enough at persuading IT'S NOT A PROBLEM to step down 
from the Duelmaster's throne...  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to 
practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  How well I know the 
feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of practive, IMPROVED 
ILLUSION!  The bums at HANGOVERS couldn't face the challenges from IMPROVED ILLUSION! 
No excuse for that!  What do people see in BRIGHTLACE?  His 2-4-0?  OF WOLF & PIXIE 
ain't talkin', but he's got 28 points.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every 
day?  To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm 
writing it before you read it.  Oh, well.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. 
Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IT'S NOT A PROBLEM 3322      16   8  0 120         BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PURPLE HAZE 3165             19  11  0 113         HANGOVERS (265)           
 AGAIN AND AGAIN 3312         20  10  0 104         BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)    
 MOSCOW MULE 3263             12   8  0  97         HANGOVERS (265)           
 SUPPORT GROUP 3255           21  26  0  93         BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)    
 DJANGO 3335                   9   4  0  91         FAR TRAVELERS (337)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MY FAIR LADY 3309             6  10  0  85         HANGOVERS (265)           
 SNARKNADO 3343                9   4  0  84         TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332)   
 THORUNDR 2654                19  17  1  75         ISLE OF SKYE (58)         

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHESSMASTER HEX 3276          9   3  0  64         IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)   
 EXODUS 3297                   8  20  0  60         CHAPEL ROCK (287)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IN SECRET 3324               15   7  0  56         BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)    
 MURTAGH 3332                  9  10  0  47         ISLE OF SKYE (58)         
-YAMIKUBO 3302                 4   1  1  46         IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)   
-TOBIUS 3342                   6   4  0  39         FAR TRAVELERS (337)       
 AURIT 3370                    3   1  0  39         OF WOLF & PIXIE (338)     
 FALSE IDOL 3311               5   6  0  37         CHAPEL ROCK (287)         
 HERMIT 3344                   9   7  1  36         ISLE OF SKYE (58)         

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRIGHTLACE 3354               2   4  0  28         OF WOLF & PIXIE (338)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOT TODDY 3389                3   1  0  22         HANGOVERS (265)           
 HOLY COW 3390                 2   1  0  21         CHAPEL ROCK (287)         
-NYROND 3348                   1   1  0  20         FAR TRAVELERS (337)       
 OLD FASHIONED 3383            4   1  0  17         HANGOVERS (265)           
 MERCY ME 3382                 3   2  0  17         CHAPEL ROCK (287)         
-YEAGER 3396                   1   1  0  11         IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)   
-NUKA 3397                     1   1  1   8         IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)   
 24 HOUR CHIP 3395             1   2  0   7         BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)    
 CAVE TROLL 3398               1   2  0   5         ISLE OF SKYE (58)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REDCAP RORY 3399              0   2  0   3         ISLE OF SKYE (58)         

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CAVE TROLL 3377         2  4 0 ISLE OF SKYE 58      YAMIKUBO 3302          449 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HERMIT bested BRIGHTLACE in a 1 minute bloody Challenge fight.
OLD FASHIONED won victory over 24 HOUR CHIP in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
MERCY ME was handily defeated by AURIT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
IT'S NOT A PROBLEM devastated MY FAIR LADY in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
DJANGO was overpowered by PURPLE HAZE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
AGAIN AND AGAIN won victory over CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute fight.
SUPPORT GROUP was bested by MOSCOW MULE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's match.
THORUNDR was overpowered by SNARKNADO in a 1 minute uneven melee.
IN SECRET lost to EXODUS in a 3 minute gory expert's duel.
FALSE IDOL was vanquished by MURTAGH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
REDCAP RORY was luckily beaten by HOT TODDY in a 2 minute gory beginner's match.
HOLY COW overpowered CAVE TROLL in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  24 -  3      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  13 -  1      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        21 -  19 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  25 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  15 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 452 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   IT'S NOT A PROBLEM 3322    16   8  0  120 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
AIMED BLOW       PURPLE HAZE 3165           19  11  0  113 HANGOVERS (265)
LUNGING ATTACK   AGAIN AND AGAIN 3312       20  10  0  104 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
WALL OF STEEL    DJANGO 3335                 9   4  0   91 FAR TRAVELERS (337)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is AGAIN AND AGAIN 3312.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was IN SECRET 3324.  The ten other most popular fighters were 24 HOUR CHIP 3395, 
PURPLE HAZE 3165, MOSCOW MULE 3263, AURIT 3370, AGAIN AND AGAIN 3312, SNARKNADO 3343, 
REDCAP RORY 3399, HOT TODDY 3389, HOLY COW 3390, and HERMIT 3344.

The least popular fighter this week was CAVE TROLL 3398.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FALSE IDOL 3311, EXODUS 3297, THORUNDR 2654, SUPPORT GROUP 3255, MY 
FAIR LADY 3309, MERCY ME 3382, BRIGHTLACE 3354, MURTAGH 3332, DJANGO 3335, and OLD 
FASHIONED 3383.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

IT'S NOT A PROBLEM (59-3322) BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
PURPLE HAZE (59-3165) HANGOVERS (265)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

JUBEI (59-3197) IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                         HAWKEYE (3-6680) M*A*S*H 4077  (615) 
                   GIRLFRIED GIRLFRIEND (84-25543) 102811E  (4536) 
                  RAYMOND ZUSSMAN (84-3696) MEDAL OF HONOR J5  (719) 
                     SFC12 (84-23960) MEDAL OF HONOR 113  (4249) 
                  DIRE LAPDOG (85-16884) THIRSTY THUGS 1656  (3094) 
                        IVY MANIAC (85-20516) SBLI 32  (3757) 
                        TEDDY (86-28500) RANDOMNESS 41  (5234) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes