DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/16/2018    Duedate: 02/12/2018

ILLIS ARENA

DM-59    TURN-346

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BILLY THE KID
YOUNG GUNS (316)
(59-2969) [22-16-1,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BILLY THE KID                  BELLOWS
YOUNG GUNS (316)               NEXUS 5 (324)
(59-2969) [22-16-1,116]        (59-3087) [1-0-0,10]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RECOVERY SETBACK               SLIM JIM
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)         SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
(59-3017) [14-6-0,91]          (59-2927) [10-4-0,91]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BOOK OF THOMAS (317)        36
2. NEXUS 5 (324)               27      YOUNG GUNS (316)
3. SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)      23      Unchartered Team
4. YOUNG GUNS (316)            17
5. CHAPEL ROCK (287)            0      NEXUS 5 (324)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*NEXUS 5 (324)              2   1  0 66.7   1/ 4 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)    5  3 0
 2- 1 HANGOVERS (265)          243 156 19 60.9   2- 2 CHAPEL ROCK (287)         4  0 0
 3- 2 CHAPEL ROCK (287)        322 215 18 60.0   3- 1 HANGOVERS (265)           3  1 0
 4/ 3 YOUNG GUNS (316)          68  61  4 52.7   4/ 5 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)    3  6 0
 5/ 4 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)      22  23  1 48.9   5/ 6 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)      3  7 0
 6/ 6 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)    51  56  9 47.7   6/ 0*NEXUS 5 (324)             2  1 0
 7/ 5 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)   150 170  5 46.9   7/ 3 YOUNG GUNS (316)          2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  ILLIS needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, HANGOVERS had to 
be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by SHEWISH MUNCHIES!  Way to go 
SHEWISH MUNCHIES!  Uncool, YOUNG GUNS.  I mean 1-2-0 is bad.  Will they will be 
allowed to fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  The guys at SHEWISH MUNCHIES 
like really pulled together to get a 3-1-0 this turn, moving up by 3.  I talked to 
NEXUS 5's manager before the fights.  He said, "We're gonna do good."  And look at 
this:  2-1-0!  Psychic, or what!  MVP award for RIVER RAT?  BOOK OF THOMAS' proud of 
her after beating BELLE STARR and getting 16 points.  Talk about yer big time losers! 
PILLOW FIGHT got smashed by JUST ONE IS OK, and lost 5 points!  Was that a tear I saw 
in BILLY THE KID's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't RECOVERY SETBACK 
fit to be tied!  Who was the wiseguy that said ILLIS' Duelmaster was paying for 
drinks at The Welcome Wench?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  SHEWISH MUNCHIES was the most avoided team.  Is a 
51-56-9 record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are YOUNG GUNS?  
SHEWISH MUNCHIES, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an 
invitation!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BILLY THE KID 2969           22  16  1   116       YOUNG GUNS (316)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LONG ISLAND 2500             36   7  0   146       HANGOVERS (265)
-STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755      17  11  0   109       CHAPEL ROCK (287)
 HUMAN PRETZEL 2926           17  21  6    98       SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
 RECOVERY SETBACK 3017        14   6  0    91       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
 SLIM JIM 2927                10   4  0    91       SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BABY RUTH 2943               10   4  0    84       SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
-FALSE IDLE 2984               7   3  0    68       CHAPEL ROCK (287)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DARK SIDE OF MOON 2983       10   4  0    64       HANGOVERS (265)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEA FOAM 2987                 7   3  0    56       BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
 JUST ONE IS OK 3052           5   2  0    43       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
-CALAMITY JANE 3028            6   4  0    39       YOUNG GUNS (316)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MR GOODBAR 3060               4   2  1    32       SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
-JAR OF CLAY 3046              4   2  1    32       CHAPEL ROCK (287)
-WYATT EARP 2996               7   8  0    29       YOUNG GUNS (316)
 BELLE STARR 3035              7   4  2    27       YOUNG GUNS (316)
-COCO LOCO 3068                2   0  1    27       HANGOVERS (265)
 OCEAN SPRAY 2988              4   3  0    26       BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
 RIVER RAT 3014                2   2  0    26       BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
-12 STONES 3078                3   0  0    24       CHAPEL ROCK (287)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PILLOW FIGHT 2993             4   3  0    19       BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
 BAT MASTERSON 3045            4   5  0    17       YOUNG GUNS (316)
 BELLOWS 3087                  1   0  0    10       NEXUS 5 (324)
-STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI 3081      1   1  1     8       HANGOVERS (265)
 HELLPOP 3085                  1   0  0     7       NEXUS 5 (324)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HEDIES 3093             0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 317   RICHARD H.            346  NONE
DA1 3086                0  1 0 NEXUS 5 324          DARK CHAMPION         346  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HEDIES was butchered by RICHARD H. in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was dispatched by DARK CHAMPION in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
RECOVERY SETBACK was overpowered by BILLY THE KID in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
HUMAN PRETZEL viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
SLIM JIM bested M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 2 minute brawl.
BABY RUTH overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 3 minute one-sided struggle.
SEA FOAM bested MR GOODBAR in a 1 minute competition.
JUST ONE IS OK overpowered PILLOW FIGHT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BELLE STARR was viciously subdued by RIVER RAT in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
OCEAN SPRAY savagely defeated BAT MASTERSON in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
BELLOWS defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute beginner's match.
HELLPOP beat MINI-PUMPKIN in a tiresome 6 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   2 -  1      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       20 -   7 -  1      74  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        15 -  11 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   9 -  2      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  13 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  26 -  3      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 346 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BILLY THE KID 2969         22  16  1  116 YOUNG GUNS (316)
BASHING ATTACK   RECOVERY SETBACK 3017      14   6  0   91 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
LUNGING ATTACK   SLIM JIM 2927              10   4  0   91 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
PARRY-LUNGE      BABY RUTH 2943             10   4  0   84 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RECOVERY SETBACK 3017.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was SLIM JIM 2927.  The ten other most popular fighters were OCEAN SPRAY 
2988, HUMAN PRETZEL 2926, RIVER RAT 3014, BILLY THE KID 2969, BABY RUTH 2943, JUST 
ONE IS OK 3052, DA1 3086, SEA FOAM 2987, BAT MASTERSON 3045, and MR GOODBAR 3060.

The least popular fighter this week was HELLPOP 3085.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BELLE STARR 3035, PILLOW FIGHT 2993, RECOVERY SETBACK 3017, HEDIES 
3093, BELLOWS 3087, MR GOODBAR 3060, BAT MASTERSON 3045, SEA FOAM 2987, DA1 3086, and 
JUST ONE IS OK 3052.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BILLY THE KID (59-2969) YOUNG GUNS (316)
RECOVERY SETBACK (59-3017) BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)

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