DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/27/2016    Duedate: 10/24/2016

ILLIS ARENA

DM-59    TURN-329

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NAZARETH
CHAPEL ROCK (287)
(59-2503) [32-14-0,122]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NAZARETH                       POSITION IS EMPTY
CHAPEL ROCK (287)              
(59-2503) [32-14-0,122]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MARGARITA                      IRISH FLAG
HANGOVERS (265)                HANGOVERS (265)
(59-2633) [18-10-0,90]         (59-2674) [15-12-2,100]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

 (-1)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CHAPEL ROCK (287)           24
2. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)      21      HANGOVERS (265)
3. SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)       6      Unchartered Team
4. VICIOUS VAMPS (319)          0
5. BRIDGE BURNERS (321)         0       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*VICIOUS VAMPS (319)       10   4  2 71.4   1/ 1 HANGOVERS (265)           8  2 0
 2/ 2 HANGOVERS (265)          225 148 17 60.3   2/ 2 CHAPEL ROCK (287)         8  2 0
 3/ 4 CHAPEL ROCK (287)        299 207 16 59.1   3/ 3 YOUNG GUNS (316)          6  8 0
 4/ 7 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)    31  33  8 48.4   4/ 4 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)    5  8 0
 5/ 6 YOUNG GUNS (316)          37  41  2 47.4   5/ 7 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)    3  1 2
 6/ 8 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)   124 139  3 47.1   6- 9*VICIOUS VAMPS (319)       2  3 0
 7- 9*BRIDGE BURNERS (321)       2   3  0 40.0   7- 8*BRIDGE BURNERS (321)      2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  ILLIS needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  The guys at VICIOUS 
VAMPS like really pulled together to get a 0-0-0 this turn, moving up by 3.  Cut this 
out and put it in your scrapbooks, CHAPEL ROCK!  'Cause they got 4-1-0 and moved up 
to 2nd!  MVP award for FALSE IDLE?  CHAPEL ROCK's proud of him after beating WYATT 
EARP and getting 15 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  MARGARITA got smashed 
by DUM GRUNT, and lost 18 points!  Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must be the most 
popular guy in all ILLIS.  He got the most challenges.  (But what about proposals?) 
The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause he's Number One!  DARK CHAMPION knows 
this.  He was Dark Arena Challenged by the Duelmaster.  The crowds were amazed this 
turn, as DARK CHAMPION killed the Duelmaster, WILD BILL, leaving YOUNG GUNS in 
mourning.  NAZARETH gets to be new Duelmaster.  But doesn't this mean people might 
try to kill it, too?  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  
Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  BASHAHOLICS ANON was the most avoided team.  Is a 124-139-3 record 
really that scary?  Is there some deep dark secret why CHAPEL ROCK's been avoiding 
BASHAHOLICS ANON so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  That was so totally rude when HUMAN PRETZEL wasted HOLY SOLDIER.  I 
think all you warriors in ILLIS should gang up on SHEWISH MUNCHIES!  Fight, fight, 
fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  ILLIS is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  I had 
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NAZARETH 2503                32  14  0   122       CHAPEL ROCK (287)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657    19   9  1   115       CHAPEL ROCK (287)
 LONG ISLAND 2500             30   6  0   112       HANGOVERS (265)
 IRISH FLAG 2674              15  12  2   100       HANGOVERS (265)
 STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755      13   8  0    91       CHAPEL ROCK (287)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARGARITA 2633               18  10  0    90       HANGOVERS (265)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SINGAPORE SLING 2974          5   2  0    66       HANGOVERS (265)
 ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956        11   6  0    65       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
 HUMAN PRETZEL 2926           13  14  6    61       SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SLIM JIM 2927                 5   0  0    56       SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
 RECOVERY SETBACK 3017         4   1  0    55       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
-DOMME JANA 3006               3   1  1    42       VICIOUS VAMPS (319)
 BILLY THE KID 2969            9  12  1    40       YOUNG GUNS (316)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARK SIDE OF MOON 2983        5   2  0    29       HANGOVERS (265)
-CHERRY 3003                   3   0  0    29       VICIOUS VAMPS (319)
 FALSE IDLE 2984               2   1  0    29       CHAPEL ROCK (287)
-BABY RUTH 2943                3   2  0    24       SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LORI BOBBEDIT 3004            2   0  0    20       VICIOUS VAMPS (319)
 AGAIN AND AGAIN 3026          1   2  0    17       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
 CALAMITY JANE 3028            2   0  0    16       YOUNG GUNS (316)
-KALAM MEKHAR 3030             1   0  0    16       BRIDGE BURNERS (321)
-GEMMA 3007                    1   2  0    15       VICIOUS VAMPS (319)
-NEAPOLITAN 2971               1   1  0    14       SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
 WYATT EARP 2996               3   4  0    13       YOUNG GUNS (316)
-DIRTY MARY 3005               1   1  1    11       VICIOUS VAMPS (319)
-FIDDLER 3033                  1   0  0     8       BRIDGE BURNERS (321)
 BELLE STARR 3035              1   1  0     4       YOUNG GUNS (316)
-WHISKEY JACK 3032             0   1  0     1       BRIDGE BURNERS (321)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEAD SMELL 3029               0   1  0     1       BRIDGE BURNERS (321)
-SMILEY 3031                   0   1  0     1       BRIDGE BURNERS (321)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RELAPSE 3036            0  1 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 297 STONE GOLEM           329  NONE
SILVER CHIP 3037        0  1 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 297 IRON JUDGEMENT        329  NONE
BABY'S BREATH 3019      0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 317   LORTHAIN MATHER 3022  326   
HOLY SOLDIER 3008       2  2 0 CHAPEL ROCK 287      HUMAN PRETZEL 2926    329   
WILD BILL 2968         15  6 1 YOUNG GUNS 316       DARK CHAMPION         329  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

I think I'd rather be a bashaholic than a human pretzel. -- Always an Addict

Billy -- You kids don't understand the struggles of real life. -- Recovery Setback

Wyatt Earp -- Too fast for me.  Nice duel. -- Again and Again

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WILD BILL was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SILVER CHIP was butchered by IRON JUDGEMENT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
RELAPSE was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena melee.
FALSE IDLE demolished WYATT EARP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
IRISH FLAG savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 2 minute bloody fight.
CHURCH OF RISING SUN devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MARGARITA was luckily beaten by DUM GRUNT in a popular 2 minute master's brawl.
NAZARETH outwaited VETERAN MERCENARY in a 7 minute uneven Title melee.
LONG ISLAND won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
STONE TEMPLE PILOT vanquished RECOVERY SETBACK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SINGAPORE SLING was beaten by DUM GRUNT in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
ALWAYS AN ADDICT devastated BILLY THE KID in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HUMAN PRETZEL murdered HOLY SOLDIER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DARK SIDE OF MOON beat OSKSI NOBLE in a unpopular 4 minute gory conflict.
AGAIN AND AGAIN vanquished BELLE STARR in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
CALAMITY JANE handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   4 -  1      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  13 -  2      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  11 -  0      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  15 -  2      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW        23 -  26 -  3      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 329 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      NAZARETH 2503              32  14  0  122 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
LUNGING ATTACK   CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657  19   9  1  115 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
STRIKING ATTACK  IRISH FLAG 2674            15  12  2  100 HANGOVERS (265)
BASHING ATTACK   ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956      11   6  0   65 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MARGARITA 2633.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was IRISH FLAG 2674.  The ten other most popular fighters were SINGAPORE SLING 2974, 
FALSE IDLE 2984, MARGARITA 2633, CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657, STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755, 
LONG ISLAND 2500, ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956, HUMAN PRETZEL 2926, AGAIN AND AGAIN 3026, 
and WYATT EARP 2996.

The least popular fighter this week was NAZARETH 2503.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DARK SIDE OF MOON 2983, HOLY SOLDIER 3008, BILLY THE KID 2969, RELAPSE 
3036, SILVER CHIP 3037, CALAMITY JANE 3028, BELLE STARR 3035, RECOVERY SETBACK 3017, 
WYATT EARP 2996, and AGAIN AND AGAIN 3026.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WILD BILL (59-2968) YOUNG GUNS (316)

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LVII

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
IMMACULATECOLLECTION 2632 (33-4-1)     3  3  0         CHAPEL ROCK          

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SINGAPORE SLING 2974 (4-1-0)           6  3  0         HANGOVERS            

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     SONNY TERRY (30-3912) of DELTA BLUES (374) 
                 BLOOD RED SKIES (32-5430) of CALL THE PRIEST (344) 
                         DINO ORTALANI (69-9537) of OZ (944) 
                   TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) of CALENDAR GIRLS (453) 
                ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER (82-855) of HARD LIQUOR 3 (140) 
                    FLOYD 101 (82-53144) of ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965) 
                      DOWRY WRAITH (82-50172) of 072507J (8439) 
                       CRIKEY! (82-45396) of SURPRISE! (7631) 
                  COCKROACH (82-47295) of THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946) 
                  URETHRA FRANKLIN (82-16581) of R-E-S-P-E-E (2518) 
                  SACRED DOOM (82-10660) of HAUNTED CASTLE 3 (1569) 
                      HELPER HAND (84-4344) of DOODS III (848) 
                    QUICKSILVER (84-7055) of MORE Q STUFF (1335) 
                         CRUTCH (84-15431) of OLD ONE (2726) 
              THONG RENAISSANCE (84-14786) of THE ORLANDO MOB 17 (2602) 
                    THE CREATOR (84-32899) of LOITER SQUAD (5769) 
                 THE WHITE WHALE (84-47164) of GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903) 
                     PIMPLED NINNY (84-28547) of 012112H (5057) 
                   SFC 10 (84-23902) of MEDAL OF HONOR 101 (4237) 
                    FLATLINER (84-45870) of BAD NEWS BEERS (7928) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes