DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/15/2026 Duedate: 10/12/2026
ILLIS ARENA
DM 59 TURN 459
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LADY BO
KILLER BLUES (280)
(59-2456) [12-7-0,114]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LADY BO EXPLOSION
KILLER BLUES (280) FIREBALLS (342)
(59-2456) [12-7-0,114] (59-3413) [1-0-0,16]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
THORUNDR WULFGAR
ISLE OF SKYE (58) SATAN'S CHILDREN (132)
(59-2654) [21-21-1,85] (59-790) [11-5-0,93]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SATAN'S CHILDREN (132)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. KILLER BLUES (280) 34
2. FIREBALLS (342) 29 TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332)
3. KIWI CONNECTION (301) 23 Unchartered Team
4. SATAN'S CHILDREN (132) 17
5. FAR TRAVELERS (337) 10 FIREBALLS (342)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*FIREBALLS (342) 2 0 0 100. 1/ 1 SATAN'S CHILDREN (132) 10 4 1
2/ 1 TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332) 30 17 1 63.8 2- 2 HANGOVERS (265) 5 3 0
3/ 3 SATAN'S CHILDREN (132) 43 25 1 63.2 3/ 3 KIWI CONNECTION (301) 5 10 3
4- 2 NOT QUITE (240) 34 20 1 63.0 4/ 0 KILLER BLUES (280) 4 1 0
5- 4 HANGOVERS (265) 359 226 24 61.4 5- 4 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 4 3 0
6- 5 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 454 340 18 57.2 6/ 5 FAR TRAVELERS (337) 3 4 0
7/ 0 KILLER BLUES (280) 49 42 2 53.8 7/ 0*FIREBALLS (342) 2 0 0
8/ 6 ISLE OF SKYE (58) 324 300 18 51.9 8/ 9 TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332) 2 1 0
9- 7 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 365 351 14 51.0 9/ 6 ISLE OF SKYE (58) 2 7 0
10/ 8 KIWI CONNECTION (301) 55 54 6 50.5 10- 8 NOT QUITE (240) 1 2 0
11/ 9 FAR TRAVELERS (337) 26 28 0 48.1 11- 7 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 0 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
ILLIS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. If this keeps up, BASHAHOLICS ANON,
you'll have to shine swords instead of use them. A drop of 4 in the rankings? Of
course, we're all terribly impressed to see BUXTON win a fight and gain 21 points,
terribly. Tsk, tsk, EARL HOOKER beat PAPARANGI and PAPARANGI lost 7 points. You're
breakin' my heart. Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, MY FAIR LADY
has lost the Title of Duelmaster. Start setting that alarm earlier! And it's out
with the old, in with the new, as LADY BO takes the Title and last week's bar tab
from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how
else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. KIWI CONNECTION, I suppose you'll be glad to know you
were this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And
who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It
was SATAN'S CHILDREN. Ha ha ha ha! MURTAGH was challenged more times this turn than
the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and
girls, HERMIT of ISLE OF SKYE has added the final loss to his 12-9-1. Tee hee!
Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use. Certain nameless
cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
There's got to be a better place in ILLIS to get a drink than The Dripping
Blade! Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so
nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come
this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LADY BO 2456 12 7 0 114 KILLER BLUES (280)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MY FAIR LADY 3309 8 13 0 111 HANGOVERS (265)
DJANGO 3335 14 6 0 104 FAR TRAVELERS (337)
DWARFTOSSIN' DAN 1021 10 1 1 104 SATAN'S CHILDREN (132)
WULFGAR 790 11 5 0 93 SATAN'S CHILDREN (132)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNARKNADO 3343 14 6 0 90 TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332)
EARL HOOKER 3292 7 6 1 87 KILLER BLUES (280)
THORUNDR 2654 21 21 1 85 ISLE OF SKYE (58)
-FALSE IDOL 3311 7 7 0 80 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
-IN SECRET 3324 17 9 0 67 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUXTON 2724 13 7 3 66 KIWI CONNECTION (301)
-EXODUS 3297 9 24 0 65 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
PAPARANGI 2710 12 11 0 62 KIWI CONNECTION (301)
DEATH'S NIGHTMARE 1022 8 3 0 62 SATAN'S CHILDREN (132)
JONNY LANG 3293 7 6 0 62 KILLER BLUES (280)
BLIND BOY FULLER 2457 10 9 0 59 KILLER BLUES (280)
-TOBIUS 3342 9 5 0 57 FAR TRAVELERS (337)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-OLD FASHIONED 3383 9 1 0 51 HANGOVERS (265)
MURTAGH 3332 10 13 0 49 ISLE OF SKYE (58)
-BAD BOURBON 3404 3 2 0 40 HANGOVERS (265)
-HOLY COW 3390 5 3 0 39 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLONDE BIMBO 1419 5 1 0 28 SATAN'S CHILDREN (132)
-DEFT DEREK 3333 1 2 0 28 NOT QUITE (240)
-HOT TODDY 3389 4 1 0 27 HANGOVERS (265)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEVON 3406 3 2 1 25 KIWI CONNECTION (301)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PYENG THREADGILL 3320 1 3 0 18 KILLER BLUES (280)
CAVE TROLL 3398 4 5 0 17 ISLE OF SKYE (58)
EXPLOSION 3413 1 0 0 16 FIREBALLS (342)
TA RA 2774 3 4 0 15 KIWI CONNECTION (301)
ORANGE 3417 1 0 0 13 FIREBALLS (342)
-DEMON HUNTER 3401 1 0 0 9 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
RAMOLF 3411 1 2 1 6 KIWI CONNECTION (301)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HERMIT 3344 12 10 1 ISLE OF SKYE 58 BUXTON 2724 459
RED CAP 3403 1 3 0 ISLE OF SKYE 58 DEVON 3406 457
PLAGUE 2132 0 2 0 SATAN'S CHILDREN 132 RAMOLF 3411 458
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CAVE TROLL was bested by DEVON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Bloodfeud fight.
WULFGAR was viciously subdued by DJANGO in a 4 minute expert's Challenge battle.
DEATH'S NIGHTMARE vanquished MURTAGH in a 3 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
DWARFTOSSIN' DAN overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LADY BO devastated THORUNDR in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
SNARKNADO devastated BLIND BOY FULLER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PAPARANGI was handily defeated by EARL HOOKER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HERMIT was slaughtered by BUXTON in a 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
JONNY LANG overpowered LUCIUS VORENUS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BLONDE BIMBO defeated TA RA in a 3 minute fight.
PYENG THREADGILL overpowered RAMOLF in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
EXPLOSION savagely defeated VENAL CLERK in a 2 minute bloody novice's match.
ORANGE handily defeated MINI-PUMPKIN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 4 - 0 76 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 AIMED BLOW 25 - 14 - 0 64 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 2 - 1 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 10 - 4 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 28 - 29 - 2 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 13 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 29 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 459 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 4 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK LADY BO 2456 12 7 0 114 KILLER BLUES (280)
WALL OF STEEL DJANGO 3335 14 6 0 104 FAR TRAVELERS (337)
BASHING ATTACK DWARFTOSSIN' DAN 1021 10 1 1 104 SATAN'S CHILDREN (132)
LUNGING ATTACK WULFGAR 790 11 5 0 93 SATAN'S CHILDREN (132)
AIMED BLOW SNARKNADO 3343 14 6 0 90 TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332)
STRIKING ATTACK BLIND BOY FULLER 2457 10 9 0 59 KILLER BLUES (280)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is THORUNDR 2654. The most popular warrior this turn
was WULFGAR 790. The ten other most popular fighters were DEVON 3406, DJANGO 3335,
CAVE TROLL 3398, TA RA 2774, EXPLOSION 3413, DEATH'S NIGHTMARE 1022, JONNY LANG 3293,
DWARFTOSSIN' DAN 1021, LADY BO 2456, and SNARKNADO 3343.
The least popular fighter this week was HERMIT 3344. The other ten least popular
fighters were PAPARANGI 2710, BLIND BOY FULLER 2457, THORUNDR 2654, MURTAGH 3332,
RAMOLF 3411, BLONDE BIMBO 1419, ORANGE 3417, PYENG THREADGILL 3320, BUXTON 2724, and
EARL HOOKER 3292.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
DJANGO (59-3335) FAR TRAVELERS (337)