DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/24/2025 Duedate: 11/06/2025
ARADI ARENA
DM 60 TURN 892
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ATALAN
PHILANTHROPISTS (594)
(60-7656) [13-8-0,123]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ATALAN MRS. REDACTED
PHILANTHROPISTS (594) TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
(60-7656) [13-8-0,123] (60-9859) [5-1-0,47]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
TAKE CHARGE AGGIE
13TH CIRCLE (131) THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
(60-9636) [19-21-0,78] (60-9861) [3-3-0,23]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TINFOIL MAFIA (738) 18
2. PHILANTHROPISTS (594) 13 WRATHMEN 23-40 (728)
3. OK, WE'RE HERE (287) 13 Unchartered Team
4. 13TH CIRCLE (131) 13
5. WRATHMEN 23-40 (728) 9 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 RAMONDA'S CLASS (733) 19 6 0 76.0 1/ 1 THE BUNKHOUSE (595) 9 3 1
2/ 2 WRATHMEN 23-40 (728) 12 4 0 75.0 2/ 2*TINFOIL MAFIA (738) 9 6 0
3/ 3*TINFOIL MAFIA (738) 19 11 0 63.3 3/ 3 PHILANTHROPISTS (594) 7 1 0
4/ 4 PHILANTHROPISTS (594) 30 22 0 57.7 4- 4 NEON ROYALTY (732) 4 1 0
5- 5 UNNAMEABLES (91) 528 456 31 53.7 5/ 6 13TH CIRCLE (131) 4 6 0
6/ 7 THE BUNKHOUSE (595) 175 173 4 50.3 6/ 5 WRATHMEN 23-40 (728) 2 1 0
7- 8 NEON ROYALTY (732) 68 71 1 48.9 7- 7 RAMONDA'S CLASS (733) 1 0 0
8/ 9 13TH CIRCLE (131) 390 413 17 48.6 8/12 OK, WE'RE HERE (287) 1 1 0
9/10 OK, WE'RE HERE (287) 9 10 0 47.4 9/ 8 RED DOG GANG (476) 0 4 0
10/11 RED DOG GANG (476) 1035 1501 28 40.8 10-11 UNNAMEABLES (91) 0 1 0
11-12 GOTHIC HORRORS (739) 4 14 0 22.2 11-10 GOTHIC HORRORS (739) 0 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
FILE: Aradi Spy Report
TURN: 892
SUB: Temporal Goat Manipulation and the Scrod Conspiracy
Ah, citizens of Aradi, open your eyes before the goats open the portals! They've been
tinkering with the timestream again. Yes! The GOATS! Not just any goats, mind you, but
the ones from the docks, the ones that smell faintly of kelp and smug superiority.
Everyone wonders why the scrod market fluctuates wildly every fortnight. "It's just
trade," they say. TRADE? Lies! Time-traveling goats are being used to corner the
seafood futures!
But, before I am dragged off by men in shiny masks again, let's talk about the so-
called "gladiators" pretending nothing's amiss while the timeline unravels.
Atalan of Philanthropists remains the Duelmaster, defeating poor Badger with
suspicious efficiency. No one questions how Atalan manages to stay so fresh fight
after fight! Could it be chronomantic marinade? His record stands at 13-8-0, but how
many of those victories happened yesterday or next Tuesday? Congrats on the throne, I
guess.
From the newly formed Tinfoil Mafia (finally, someone gets it), Mrs. Redacted earned a
tidy 17 points by dismantling Ders. Sources (mostly me) confirm she's uncovered
fragments from the Goat Codex! How else do you explain an 5-1 record this early? Keep
an eye on her; she's one hoofprint away from the truth. The Bunkhouse keeps its grip
on the top team slot, 9-3-1 over the last three turns. Rusty clanged his way through
the Ambitious Guard, while Aggie fought like someone who's seen the future and doesn't
like it.
In other odd news, Bag O' Ice pulled another inexplicable victory, besting Shadowloop
in a duel that defied basic physics. Ice doesn't beat shadow unless temporal entropy
is involved. MARK MY WORDS!
Current Web of Deceit (or Team Rankings):
1. The Bunkhouse: Pretending not to notice their barn animals phase in and out of
existence.
2. Tinfoil Mafia: Nine wins over the last three turns and possibly the only ones armed
with anti-goat radiation gear.
3. Philanthropists: Two top warriors and a suscpicious lack of explanation for glowing
eyes and extra toes.
4. 13th Circle: Still chanting backwards in an effort to reverse the scrod inflation
numbers.
5. Wrathmen 23-40: Calm, focused, and probably time-cloned twice over.
In closing, my friends (and watchers from the rafters), heed this warning: if you see
a goat wearing a pocket watch, do not make eye contact. It already knows . . .
Chronologically Displaced,
Blix the Mad
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ATALAN 7656 13 8 0 123 PHILANTHROPISTS (594)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NATURAL LOG 9737 14 3 0 122 RAMONDA'S CLASS (733)
DRAVENDER 7655 13 6 0 104 PHILANTHROPISTS (594)
-THE IRON DUKE 9769 9 9 0 96 NEON ROYALTY (732)
SECRET RETRIBUTION 9668 12 4 0 93 WRATHMEN 23-40 (728)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COLDY 9758 12 15 1 90 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CALM ANEMONE 9706 9 4 2 90 UNNAMEABLES (91)
TAKE CHARGE 9636 19 21 0 78 13TH CIRCLE (131)
CAROM 9724 12 12 0 73 13TH CIRCLE (131)
BADGER 9661 8 45 0 69 RED DOG GANG (476)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUSTY 9848 7 1 1 63 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MRS. REDACTED 9859 5 1 0 47 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
-PRINCE LAYOUN 9778 12 10 0 46 NEON ROYALTY (732)
BAG O' ICE 8713 5 1 0 37 OK, WE'RE HERE (287)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AGENT STATIC 9857 5 1 0 32 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
WETWORK ZERO 9858 4 2 0 26 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
SHADOWLOOP 9860 3 3 0 26 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
DERS 9855 5 2 0 24 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AGGIE 9861 3 3 0 23 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
CASPEROO 9852 1 3 0 18 13TH CIRCLE (131)
ARCTIC COLONY 9851 2 2 0 15 13TH CIRCLE (131)
-BARON SUNSTAR 9864 1 0 0 14 NEON ROYALTY (732)
-MARTH DAUL 9387 1 1 0 12 PHILANTHROPISTS (594)
SLEEPER CELL 9856 2 4 0 11 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
URUS 9872 1 1 0 8 13TH CIRCLE (131)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PHILLL 9865 0 1 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 594 JORGE BLACK ORC 892 NONE
BAD RED 9772 7 17 0 RED DOG GANG 476 RUSTY 9848 890
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PHILLL was butchered by JORGE BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ATALAN demolished BADGER in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
DRAVENDER overpowered CAROM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
COLDY narrowly defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 5 minute veteran's fight.
TAKE CHARGE was devastated by SECRET RETRIBUTION in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
RUSTY overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DERS was devastated by MRS. REDACTED in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SHADOWLOOP was unbelievably bested by BAG O' ICE in a 1 minute duel.
AGGIE viciously subdued SLEEPER CELL in a 2 minute gory duel.
WETWORK ZERO vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
AGENT STATIC overpowered URUS in a 1 minute uneven match.
CASPEROO beat TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 3 minute novice's fight.
ARCTIC COLONY demolished FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 9 - 1 68 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 5 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 32 - 19 - 1 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 5 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 6 - 1 54 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 25 - 32 - 1 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 10 - 0 41 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
Turn 892 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 4 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK ATALAN 7656 13 8 0 123 PHILANTHROPISTS (594)
STRIKING ATTACK DRAVENDER 7655 13 6 0 104 PHILANTHROPISTS (594)
AIMED BLOW SECRET RETRIBUTION 9668 12 4 0 93 WRATHMEN 23-40 (728)
BASHING ATTACK MRS. REDACTED 9859 5 1 0 47 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TAKE CHARGE 9636. The most popular warrior this
turn was AGGIE 9861. The ten other most popular fighters were DRAVENDER 7655,
CASPEROO 9852, COLDY 9758, MRS. REDACTED 9859, AGENT STATIC 9857, RUSTY 9848, BAG O'
ICE 8713, ARCTIC COLONY 9851, ATALAN 7656, and SECRET RETRIBUTION 9668.
The least popular fighter this week was URUS 9872. The other ten least popular
fighters were WETWORK ZERO 9858, TAKE CHARGE 9636, CAROM 9724, BADGER 9661, PHILLL
9865, SLEEPER CELL 9856, SHADOWLOOP 9860, DERS 9855, SECRET RETRIBUTION 9668, and
ATALAN 7656.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ATALAN (60-7656) PHILANTHROPISTS (594)