DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/28/2026 Duedate: 09/10/2026
ARADI ARENA
DM 60 TURN 914
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GREW SOME YUPPIE
PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740)
(60-9880) [11-2-1,120]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GREW SOME YUPPIE POSITION IS EMPTY
PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740)
(60-9880) [11-2-1,120]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
COLDY SNOWMAGGEDDON
THE BUNKHOUSE (595) BLIZZARD WIZARDS (743)
(60-9758) [15-19-1,96] (60-9907) [2-2-0,27]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TINFOIL MAFIA (738) 29
2. PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740) 27 PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740)
3. PEGASUS (726) 17 Unchartered Team
4. THE BUNKHOUSE (595) 8
5. BLIZZARD WIZARDS (743) 1 PEGASUS (726)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2*PEGASUS (726) 5 0 0 100. 1/ 2 THE BUNKHOUSE (595) 9 6 0
2- 1*WIND CHILL (745) 4 0 0 100. 2/ 1 NEON ROYALTY (732) 7 8 0
3- 3 FAR TRAVELERS (736) 22 9 2 71.0 3/ 4 TINFOIL MAFIA (738) 6 9 0
4/ 4 PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740) 11 5 1 68.8 4/ 5*PEGASUS (726) 5 0 0
5- 6 THIS HIGH WORTH (731) 22 12 2 64.7 5- 8 THIS HIGH WORTH (731) 2 0 0
6- 7*BLUE BOAR INN II (742) 10 7 0 58.8 6- 6 FAR TRAVELERS (736) 2 0 0
7/ 8 UNNAMEABLES (91) 545 475 32 53.4 7/ 9 PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740) 2 1 1
8/ 9 TINFOIL MAFIA (738) 72 68 1 51.4 8- 7*WIND CHILL (745) 1 0 0
9/10 NEON ROYALTY (732) 87 87 1 50.0 9/10*BLIZZARD WIZARDS (743) 1 1 0
10/ 5*BLIZZARD WIZARDS (743) 2 2 0 50.0 10- 3*BLUE BOAR INN II (742) 1 4 0
11/11 THE BUNKHOUSE (595) 190 193 4 49.6 11/12 UNNAMEABLES (91) 0 3 0
12/12 RED DOG GANG (476) 1036 1522 28 40.5 12/13 RED DOG GANG (476) 0 3 0
13-13 GOTHIC HORRORS (739) 4 26 0 13.3 13-11 GOTHIC HORRORS (739) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
By Royal Proclamation, all hail The Iron Duke, Duelmaster of Aradi! With his stunning
victory over Badger, a respected warrior of 74 arena fights, The Iron Duke has proven
beyond all doubt his worthiness to hold the top spot in the arena rankings.
The Duke is well on his way to garnering the attention of the Lady Sheila Greywand,
that honored sorceress of the Isle of the Eye. How many more victories will it take?
Time will tell us soon enough.
Let all be entertained until next cycle! And, may the gods guide your blows straight
and true!
-- The Iron Duke, Duelmaster
SPY REPORT
THEY ARE PUTTING FLUORIDE ON THE WEAPONS.
I have proof. Well, I have a sword that tastes suspiciously minty, three loose teeth,
and a shield that glows under moonlight. That is enough proof for anyone who hasn't
been chemically pacified by the Aradi Dental Cabal.
Only twelve fights this turn. TWELVE. Why so few? Because half the warriors are
probably hiding in their guildhouses scraping fluoride paste off their armor with
oyster knives. The other half are already compromised.
Look at Grew Some Yuppie. The Iron Duke challenged him from the throne and wound up
butchered after five minutes. Dead! Now Grew Some Yuppie sits at 11-2-1 atop Aradi.
You expect me to believe that happened naturally? The fluoride has hardened his enamel
AND HIS HEART.
Shadowloop mangled Badger. Coldy put down Agent Static. Mrs. Redacted flattened Man's
Laughter. Sleeper Cell beat Baron Yoynich. Notice the names, people! Shadowloop. Agent
Static. Redacted. Sleeper Cell. These are not warrior names. THESE ARE GOVERNMENT
DEPARTMENTS.
And Sudsy fought Snowmaggeddon for seven minutes before winning. Seven minutes! Sudsy!
SOAP! WAKE UP, ARADI. They are testing which cleansing agents can remove the fluoride
coating! Snowmaggeddon was named this turn's favorite, probably because the crowd
unknowingly witnessed the first controlled decontamination trial.
Pegasus quietly went 2-0 as Scheat demolished a Friendly Constable and Alpheratz
crushed a Persistent Beggar. Pegasus is now 5-0 overall. I'm watching them. Nobody
stays undefeated in Aradi without either extraordinary skill or access to an
unfluoridated equipment supplier.
Meanwhile, Tinfoil Mafia gained 29 points, more than anybody else. FINALLY, SOMEONE IS
LISTENING. Wrap your helmets. Wrap your swords. Wrap your codpieces if you value
future generations.
The Unnameables were the most avoided team, with Blizzard Wizards doing the avoiding.
Coincidence? Of course not. Nothing is coincidence anymore. Not since I discovered the
arena fountain connects directly to the armory.
Do not lick your weapons. Do not trust unusually white teeth. And if your breastplate
suddenly becomes cavity-resistant... RUN.
-- Blix the Mad
Still banned from three armories, two
apothecaries, and a case is pending with
a dental practice
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GREW SOME YUPPIE 9880 11 2 1 120 PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COLDY 9758 15 19 1 96 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
SHADOWLOOP 9860 13 15 0 96 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
BADGER 9661 9 66 0 93 RED DOG GANG (476)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AGENT STATIC 9857 17 11 1 77 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
PRINCE LAYOUN 9778 16 13 0 68 NEON ROYALTY (732)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WEAPONS OF ACREAGE 9690 7 2 0 66 THIS HIGH WORTH (731)
-MURPHY 9915 4 0 0 66 WIND CHILL (745)
MRS. REDACTED 9859 14 14 0 62 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
RUSTY 9848 9 6 1 60 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
SUDSY 9836 7 4 0 59 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
SLEEPER CELL 9856 15 13 0 58 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WETWORK ZERO 9858 13 15 0 54 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
DERS 9855 9 5 0 50 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
-ALLAN 'A' DALE 9895 3 0 0 46 BLUE BOAR INN II (742)
BARON SUNSTAR 9864 5 3 0 41 NEON ROYALTY (732)
-MARKAB 9649 1 0 0 41 PEGASUS (726)
PRINCESS JADE 9888 4 3 0 37 NEON ROYALTY (732)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAN'S LAUGHTER 9862 7 9 1 33 UNNAMEABLES (91)
BARON YOYNICH 9873 3 4 0 33 NEON ROYALTY (732)
SNOWMAGGEDDON 9907 2 2 0 27 BLIZZARD WIZARDS (743)
SCHEAT 9651 2 0 0 27 PEGASUS (726)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AGGIE 9861 4 9 0 21 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
ALPHERATZ 9653 2 0 0 19 PEGASUS (726)
-MUCH MILLER'S SON 9898 2 1 0 18 BLUE BOAR INN II (742)
-FRIAR TUCK 9897 2 1 0 13 BLUE BOAR INN II (742)
-ROBIN HOOD 9901 2 1 0 7 BLUE BOAR INN II (742)
-LITTLE JOHN 9902 1 2 0 5 BLUE BOAR INN II (742)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
THE IRON DUKE 9769 13 12 0 NEON ROYALTY 732 GREW SOME YUPPIE 9880 914
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THE IRON DUKE was viciously butchered by GREW SOME YUPPIE in a 5 minute fight.
PRINCE LAYOUN handily defeated WETWORK ZERO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
PRINCESS JADE lost to DERS in a 2 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
BARON SUNSTAR overpowered AGGIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BADGER was devastated by SHADOWLOOP in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
RUSTY was overpowered by NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
AGENT STATIC was defeated by COLDY in a action packed 3 minute expert's melee.
MRS. REDACTED vanquished MAN'S LAUGHTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SUDSY vanquished SNOWMAGGEDDON in a exciting 7 minute one-sided fight.
SLEEPER CELL overcame BARON YOYNICH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
SCHEAT demolished FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
ALPHERATZ devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 4 - 0 69 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 16 - 0 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 11 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 16 - 1 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 12 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 15 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
Turn 914 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY GREW SOME YUPPIE 9880 11 2 1 120 PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740)
LUNGING ATTACK AGENT STATIC 9857 17 11 1 77 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
PARRY-LUNGE PRINCE LAYOUN 9778 16 13 0 68 NEON ROYALTY (732)
STRIKING ATTACK RUSTY 9848 9 6 1 60 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
SLASHING ATTACK SLEEPER CELL 9856 15 13 0 58 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is COLDY 9758. The most popular warrior this turn was
SNOWMAGGEDDON 9907. The ten other most popular fighters were THE IRON DUKE 9769,
AGENT STATIC 9857, GREW SOME YUPPIE 9880, COLDY 9758, PRINCESS JADE 9888, DERS 9855,
PRINCE LAYOUN 9778, BARON SUNSTAR 9864, SHADOWLOOP 9860, and MRS. REDACTED 9859.
The least popular fighter this week was SUDSY 9836. The other ten least popular
fighters were MAN'S LAUGHTER 9862, RUSTY 9848, AGGIE 9861, WETWORK ZERO 9858, BADGER
9661, ALPHERATZ 9653, SCHEAT 9651, BARON YOYNICH 9873, SLEEPER CELL 9856, and MRS.
REDACTED 9859.