DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/07/2014    Duedate: 11/20/2014

ARADI ARENA

DM-60    TURN-609

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CRAYONS
UNNAMEABLES (91)
(60-9003) [13-4-0,162]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CRAYONS                        POSITION IS EMPTY
UNNAMEABLES (91)               
(60-9003) [13-4-0,162]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CRAYONS                        CRAYONS
UNNAMEABLES (91)               UNNAMEABLES (91)
(60-9003) [13-4-0,162]         (60-9003) [13-4-0,162]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

UNNAMEABLES (91)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. UNNAMEABLES (91)            47
2. THE ELITE (677)             10      UNNAMEABLES (91)
3. RED DOG GANG (476)         -19      Unchartered Team

                                       HOLY WAR (387)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 UNNAMEABLES (91)         158 113  3 58.3   1/ 1 UNNAMEABLES (91)         12  3 0
 2/ 2 THE ELITE (677)           35  32  6 52.2   2/ 2 THE ELITE (677)           5  8 0
 3/ 3 RED DOG GANG (476)       714 999 20 41.7   3/ 3 RED DOG GANG (476)        3 12 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of ARADI.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give 
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  UNNAMEABLES had cause 
to celebrate, after FOURST DAG got 19 points by beating THE BLUNDERDOG.  Win some, 
lose some.  Speaking of which, FOURST DAG was winsome, after beating THE BLUNDERDOG 
and seeing him lose 14 points.  Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were 
disappointed by WALL OF FUR, of RED DOG GANG, who despite a 23-20-0 couldn't overcome 
ARADI's Number 1.  Word has it one team in ARADI is taking speech lessons to try to 
bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of RED DOG GANG, alone and unchallenged.  As a 
woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of THE ELITE, so did that sorry team shy 
from RED DOG GANG Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and DUCKETT is it right 
now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't RED DOG GANG proud!  Call 'im brash!  Call 'im 
brassy!  Call 'im brave!  Call 'im sassy!  NUKKELS will face CATABOK, up by 28.  
Aaaah, just call 'im dead meat.  It's not whether you win or lose, but how many 
points you get (4).  Right, NUKKELS?   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  More important duties call me.  Can anything 
compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for ARADI?  On that giddy note I take 
my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRAYONS 9003                 13   4  0   162       UNNAMEABLES (91)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOCK .. TICK 512             14   7  0   119       UNNAMEABLES (91)
 WALL OF FUR 8974             23  20  0    92       RED DOG GANG (476)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARLENE 8964                  19  29  4    90       RED DOG GANG (476)
 FOURST DAG 9013               7   5  0    86       UNNAMEABLES (91)
 ALLAWALLA 9028               10   4  1    83       UNNAMEABLES (91)
 THE BLUNDERDOG 8994          15  21  2    68       RED DOG GANG (476)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZOLO 9038                     6   8  1    63       THE ELITE (677)
 DUCKETT 8992                 12  25  0    61       RED DOG GANG (476)
 CATABOK 9021                 12   5  0    58       UNNAMEABLES (91)
 SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP 9044      6   4  0    57       THE ELITE (677)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KITANA SUKI 9040              6   7  2    42       THE ELITE (677)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NUKKELS 9041                  7   7  1    32       THE ELITE (677)
 LADY AKSANA 9052              5   1  0    30       THE ELITE (677)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAO LAO LOO 9055              2   4  0    10       RED DOG GANG (476)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP was devastated by ALLAWALLA in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
ZOLO vanquished DUCKETT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
NUKKELS was subdued by CATABOK in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
CRAYONS viciously subdued WALL OF FUR in a 2 minute gory master's Title brawl.
ARLENE was overpowered by TOCK .. TICK in a 3 minute mismatched match.
FOURST DAG devastated THE BLUNDERDOG in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KITANA SUKI was devastated by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LADY AKSANA handily defeated HAO LAO LOO in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   5 -  1      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  18 -  1      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  14 -  1      39  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 609 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  CRAYONS 9003               13   4  0  162 UNNAMEABLES (91)
WALL OF STEEL    TOCK .. TICK 512           14   7  0  119 UNNAMEABLES (91)
TOTAL PARRY      WALL OF FUR 8974           23  20  0   92 RED DOG GANG (476)
STRIKING ATTACK  FOURST DAG 9013             7   5  0   86 UNNAMEABLES (91)
LUNGING ATTACK   ALLAWALLA 9028             10   4  1   83 UNNAMEABLES (91)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CRAYONS 9003.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CRAYONS 9003.  The ten other most popular fighters were TOCK .. TICK 512, 
ALLAWALLA 9028, FOURST DAG 9013, ZOLO 9038, CATABOK 9021, ARLENE 8964, LADY AKSANA 
9052, NUKKELS 9041, SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP 9044, and DUCKETT 8992.

The least popular fighter this week was HAO LAO LOO 9055.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KITANA SUKI 9040, THE BLUNDERDOG 8994, WALL OF FUR 8974, 
DUCKETT 8992, SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP 9044, NUKKELS 9041, LADY AKSANA 9052, ARLENE 8964, 
CATABOK 9021, and ZOLO 9038.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PERFECT SNOTLING 8403 (59-30-0)        2  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 8618 (78-51-1)       4  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 
UNZIPPED 4747 (24-15-1)                0  5  0         WITHOUT PERMISSION   

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
OZ 4067 (51-42-3)                      1  3  0         SUNNYDALE            

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ALFALFA BIRD 3283 (71-46-0)            9  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES II   
TINY TIM 6042 (38-13-1)                3  3  0         CRAZY CREEPS         
HARSIESUS 6871 (31-28-1)               2  3  0         INQUISITION SG-1     
EVENING STAR 8819 (20-4-0)             0  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 60   
SURFING FOR SMUT 4749 (28-11-1)        0  3  0         WITHOUT PERMISSION   

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE SCROD GODDESS 4825 (21-13-0)       3  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES II   

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JADE 7756 (5-2-0)                      4  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS        
CRAYONS 9003 (7-2-0)                   2  3  0         UNNAMEABLES          

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SERGEANT 1 9004 (3-0-1)                9  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR B11   
ZOLO 9038 (3-2-1)                      0  3  0         THE ELITE            

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SERGEANT 2 9020 (0-0-0)                6  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR B11   

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PINBALL WIZARD 9034 (0-0-0)            4  3  0         DEVIATION            
ORC RIND 9029 (0-0-0)                  3  3  0         SHEWISH BANQUET      
MALAVEKIA 9026 (0-0-0)                 1  3  0         BLACK COLOSSUS       

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the 
Commission.  Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be 
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.