DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/13/2026 Duedate: 03/26/2026
ARADI ARENA
DM 60 TURN 902
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
RAIN MISTRESS
TEMERE NOMEN (734)
(60-9789) [13-3-0,95]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
RAIN MISTRESS GREW SOME YUPPIE
TEMERE NOMEN (734) PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740)
(60-9789) [13-3-0,95] (60-9880) [7-0-0,57]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
SECRET RETRIBUTION PASSION AGGRESSION
WRATHMEN 23-40 (728) UNNAMEABLES (91)
(60-9668) [17-9-0,88] (60-9720) [5-5-0,45]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TINFOIL MAFIA (738) 22
2. PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740) 19 WRATHMEN 23-40 (728)
3. UNNAMEABLES (91) 7 Unchartered Team
4. WRATHMEN 23-40 (728) 6
5. TEMERE NOMEN (734) 5 PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740) 7 2 0 77.8 1/ 1 TINFOIL MAFIA (738) 8 7 0
2/ 2 WRATHMEN 23-40 (728) 17 9 0 65.4 2/ 3 UNNAMEABLES (91) 5 5 1
3- 4 FAR TRAVELERS (736) 12 8 1 60.0 3/ 2 TEMERE NOMEN (734) 4 2 0
4/ 5 TEMERE NOMEN (734) 57 43 0 57.0 4/ 4*PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740) 3 2 0
5/ 6 UNNAMEABLES (91) 538 465 32 53.6 5- 6 FAR TRAVELERS (736) 2 0 0
6/ 7 TINFOIL MAFIA (738) 42 38 1 52.5 6/ 7 WRATHMEN 23-40 (728) 2 1 0
7- 8 THE BUNKHOUSE (595) 181 187 4 49.2 7- 5 THE BUNKHOUSE (595) 2 3 0
8/ 9 RED DOG GANG (476) 1036 1510 28 40.7 8- 9 GOTHIC HORRORS (739) 0 3 0
9-10 GOTHIC HORRORS (739) 4 17 0 19.0 9/10 RED DOG GANG (476) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Gather close, my suspicious little cabbages, and listen carefully. The sand whispers
secrets if you tilt your head just right. I did that this morning, and the sand told
me a terrible truth. The lizard people are taking over the arenas. Yes, yes, laugh
if you must. But every week, another "leader" appears with suspiciously smooth skin
and unblinking eyes. You think that is a coincidence? HA! I have seen a noble blink
sideways. Sideways! You don't forget that sort of thing. Anyway, let's take some time
to look at the "official" events of Aradi. Though remember, the truth is always hiding
just out of sight and sound.
Rain Mistress seized the throne this cycle by dismantling Badger in a one-sided title
bout. Badger barely had time to sniff the sands before the storm that was Rain
Mistress rolled over him. A convincing win, yes! It was made possible by the
disappearance of last turn's champion, Anja. If she returns with a flicking tongue and
taste for insects, will you take this situation more seriously? Has anyone checked the
eyes of our newest Duelmaster? The rain.. the cold composure... classic reptillian
infiltration pattern. I'm just saying.
Oh sure, Tinfoil Mafia. Very funny. A team wearing protective anti-mind control
headgear suddenly rises to the top of the standings? You cannot script these events
any better! Meanwhile, the career recognition crown still belongs to Wrathmen 23-40, a
veteran stable grinding forward like a stubborn stone golem.
Secret Retribution absolutely crushed Warfour in a mismatched affair. Quick and
decisive! Exactly how a lizard operative eliminates witnesses. Grew Some Yuppie went
down in the rankings, striking from above and defeating Shadowloop. A brutal four-
minute grind ended with Passion Aggression taking the win in one of the bloodier
scraps of the evening. The crowd loved it. The lizard people probably took notes.
Unnameables were the most avoided team. Apparently, nobody wants to poke the hornet's
nest that has compiled hundreds of wins over the years. Tinfoil Mafia avoided
Unnameables while wearing their special hats. They know something. Shadowloop was the
most challenged warrior, drawing unwanted attention from above and below in the
rankings. Maybe someone suspects he is molting.
Keep your eyes open, warriors of Aradi. Watch the champions. Watch the managers. Watch
the arena officials. Because one day, you will look into the Duelmaster's eyes... and
they will blink sideways! Until next time, this is Blix the Mad, your only trustworthy
reporter in a city full of suspiciously scaly leadership.
Stay paranoid,
Blix the Mad
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RAIN MISTRESS 9789 13 3 0 95 TEMERE NOMEN (734)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CALM ANEMONE 9706 11 6 2 100 UNNAMEABLES (91)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SECRET RETRIBUTION 9668 17 9 0 88 WRATHMEN 23-40 (728)
-ANJA 9805 6 0 0 87 FAR TRAVELERS (736)
LUPOSABRE 9790 12 14 0 81 TEMERE NOMEN (734)
BADGER 9661 9 54 0 81 RED DOG GANG (476)
-COLDY 9758 13 18 1 74 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RUSTY 9848 8 4 1 66 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
WARFOUR 9103 9 7 0 60 UNNAMEABLES (91)
GREW SOME YUPPIE 9880 7 0 0 57 PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AGENT STATIC 9857 10 6 1 53 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
SHADOWLOOP 9860 7 9 0 47 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
PASSION AGGRESSION 9720 5 5 0 45 UNNAMEABLES (91)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SUDSY 9836 4 4 0 38 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
SLEEPER CELL 9856 8 8 0 36 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
MRS. REDACTED 9859 8 8 0 35 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
WETWORK ZERO 9858 9 7 0 34 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DERS 9855 6 5 0 30 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAN'S LAUGHTER 9862 3 1 1 21 UNNAMEABLES (91)
-AGGIE 9861 4 6 0 20 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
-BEAST 9870 2 6 0 12 GOTHIC HORRORS (739)
-KATANA 9866 2 4 0 10 GOTHIC HORRORS (739)
-SOPHIEA 9871 0 2 0 2 GOTHIC HORRORS (739)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DA4 9887 0 1 0 PAPER TIGERS 25. 740 ARENAMASTER HARK 902 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA4 was butchered by ARENAMASTER HARKON in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RAIN MISTRESS devastated BADGER in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge Title duel.
GREW SOME YUPPIE subdued SHADOWLOOP in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SECRET RETRIBUTION vanquished WARFOUR in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LUPOSABRE was defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute veteran's fight.
AGENT STATIC devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
WETWORK ZERO was savagely defeated by PASSION AGGRESSION in a 4 minute struggle.
MAN'S LAUGHTER was overcome by SLEEPER CELL in a 1 minute beginner vs. expert fight.
MRS. REDACTED vanquished FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 4 - 1 67 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 8 - 0 64 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 20 - 17 - 0 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 12 - 1 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 11 - 0 42 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 6 - 0 33 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 11 - 0 31 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 902 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 4 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW RAIN MISTRESS 9789 13 3 0 95 TEMERE NOMEN (734)
PARRY-LUNGE WARFOUR 9103 9 7 0 60 UNNAMEABLES (91)
TOTAL PARRY GREW SOME YUPPIE 9880 7 0 0 57 PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740)
LUNGING ATTACK AGENT STATIC 9857 10 6 1 53 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SECRET RETRIBUTION 9668. The most popular warrior
this turn was PASSION AGGRESSION 9720. The ten other most popular fighters were
SHADOWLOOP 9860, LUPOSABRE 9790, RAIN MISTRESS 9789, GREW SOME YUPPIE 9880, AGENT
STATIC 9857, SLEEPER CELL 9856, SECRET RETRIBUTION 9668, MRS. REDACTED 9859, DA4
9887, and BADGER 9661.
The least popular fighter this week was MAN'S LAUGHTER 9862. The other ten least
popular fighters were WETWORK ZERO 9858, WARFOUR 9103, BADGER 9661, DA4 9887, MRS.
REDACTED 9859, SECRET RETRIBUTION 9668, SLEEPER CELL 9856, AGENT STATIC 9857, GREW
SOME YUPPIE 9880, and RAIN MISTRESS 9789.