DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/27/2026    Duedate: 04/09/2026

JURINE ARENA

DM 61    TURN 884

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ICEBERG EATER
TEMERE NOMEN (487)
(61-4723) [14-2-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RAD MASHER                     QUIP
TEMERE NOMEN (487)             Q-SCHOOL (495)
(61-4715) [15-2-0,116]         (61-4751) [3-0-0,25]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SLOWPOKE                       MASTER FENG
MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)            TEMERE NOMEN (487)
(61-4569) [13-56-0,95]         (61-4734) [9-5-0,55]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TEMERE NOMEN (487)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TEMERE NOMEN (487)            28 
2. Q-SCHOOL (495)                20    TEMERE NOMEN (487)
3. OF WOLF & MAN (496)           1     Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)           1  
                                       Q-SCHOOL (495)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 TEMERE NOMEN (487)       111  56  3 66.5   1/ 1 TEMERE NOMEN (487)       10  4 0
 2- 2 CHOPPING MALL (489)       15   8  2 65.2   2/ 3*Q-SCHOOL (495)            6  2 1
 3- 3 OTIS MY MAN (390)        102  62  3 62.2   3- 2 OTIS MY MAN (390)         2  1 0
 4/ 4*Q-SCHOOL (495)             7   6  1 53.8   4/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)       0  3 0
 5/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)      856 1023 17 45.6   5/ 8*OF WOLF & MAN (496)       0  2 0
 6/ 8*OF WOLF & MAN (496)        0   2  0  0.0   6- 5 CHOPPING MALL (489)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, JURINE?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  MIDDLE WAY 16 turned their 0-1-0 turn 
into a 4th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get 
put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see QUACK win a fight 
and gain 20 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, FLAME BARON beat QUEST and QUEST lost 9 
points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster QUALITY 
Bloodfeuded this turn.  And if variety is the spice of life, JURINE may be getting 
bland, as ICEBERG EATER stays top dog in the city.  The Swinging Aardvark, humph!  
I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From JURINE's 
trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
JURINE, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  OTIS MY MAN the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it looks like Q-SCHOOL avoided 
them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  
FLAME BARON was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  And we have RAD MASHER in a challenge, going down 14 
points for the fight.  Guess what?  I thought RAD MASHER showed great skill and 
promise when he overcame SLOWPOKE.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll be glad 
to see ICEBERG EATER and TEMERE NOMEN at The Swinging Aardvark tonight celebrating 
their bloodfeud victory over QUALITY.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only 
shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in JURINE to get a drink than The Swinging 
Aardvark!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you 
have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see the crowds are getting 
restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ICEBERG EATER 4723           14   2  0 108         TEMERE NOMEN (487)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAD MASHER 4715              15   2  0 116         TEMERE NOMEN (487)        
 SLOWPOKE 4569                13  56  0  95         MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)       
-BLOODBATH & BEYOND 4657       9   3  2  95         CHOPPING MALL (489)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YO 3785                      19  17  0  80         OTIS MY MAN (390)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MASTER FENG 4734              9   5  0  55         TEMERE NOMEN (487)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ZIT 4526                      3   3  0  31         OTIS MY MAN (390)         
 FLAME BARON 4743              5   3  0  25         TEMERE NOMEN (487)        
 QUIP 4751                     3   0  0  25         Q-SCHOOL (495)            

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUALITY 4750                  1   2  1  23         Q-SCHOOL (495)            
-QUICK 4752                    1   1  0  21         Q-SCHOOL (495)            
 QUACK 4761                    1   0  0  20         Q-SCHOOL (495)            
-PLEDGE PIN 4590               2   1  0   9         OTIS MY MAN (390)         
 QUEST 4749                    1   2  0   6         Q-SCHOOL (495)            
 SELVON 4753                   0   2  0   2         OF WOLF & MAN (496)       

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OUOTA 4748              0  1 0 Q-SCHOOL 495         FOOD FIGHT! 4525       881  
SOULSPIKE 4760          1  1 0 TEMERE NOMEN 487     QUALITY 4750           883 JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ICEBERG EATER devastated QUALITY in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud Title fight.
RAD MASHER demolished SLOWPOKE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
QUEST was overpowered by FLAME BARON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MASTER FENG devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 3 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SELVON was devastated by QUIP in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
QUACK overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       17 -   5 -  0      77  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK    14 -   7 -  1      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   8 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  18 -  0      25  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 884 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      ICEBERG EATER 4723         14   2  0  108 TEMERE NOMEN (487)
BASHING ATTACK   RAD MASHER 4715            15   2  0  116 TEMERE NOMEN (487)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SLOWPOKE 4569.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MASTER FENG 4734.  The ten other most popular fighters were QUIP 4751, ICEBERG 
EATER 4723, QUALITY 4750, QUACK 4761, RAD MASHER 4715, FLAME BARON 4743, SLOWPOKE 
4569, QUEST 4749, SELVON 4753, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was SELVON 4753.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were QUEST 4749, SLOWPOKE 4569, FLAME BARON 4743, RAD MASHER 4715, QUACK 
4761, QUALITY 4750, ICEBERG EATER 4723, QUIP 4751, MASTER FENG 4734, and  0.