DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/07/2014    Duedate: 11/20/2014

JURINE ARENA

DM-61    TURN-591

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CLYDE CHOATE
MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
(61-3815) [16-4-0,70]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CLYDE CHOATE                   GAMMA CEPHEI
MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)       CEPHEUS (428)
(61-3815) [16-4-0,70]          (61-3877) [5-4-0,39]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HANDY ILSONDER                 CLYDE CHOATE
MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)            MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
(61-3823) [1-21-0,24]          (61-3815) [16-4-0,70]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)    32
2. MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)         18      MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
3. CEPHEUS (428)                5      Unchartered Team
4. CANINE CUISINE (358)         0
5. ERRATA (386)                 0      CEPHEUS (428)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 CANINE CUISINE (358)      77  45  8 63.1   1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)  8  3 0
 2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)  59  35  3 62.8   2- 2 CANINE CUISINE (358)      6  3 0
 3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)      492 459  7 51.7   3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)       6  9 0
 4- 4 ERRATA (386)              18  17  0 51.4   4/ 4*CEPHEUS (428)             2  4 0
 5/ 5*CEPHEUS (428)              5   9  0 35.7   5- 5 ERRATA (386)              1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
JURINE brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see SERGEANT 3 win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
SERGEANT 3 beat YO ADDLE and YO ADDLE lost 11 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due 
to absence, and inability to defend the throne, SERGEANT 1 has lost the Title of 
Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with 
the new, as CLYDE CHOATE takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old 
Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Dripping Blade, humph!  I've tasted better ale at 
mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From JURINE's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for JURINE's 
morgue.  More variety.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in JURINE to get a drink than The Dripping 
Blade!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have 
too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, 
you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLYDE CHOATE 3815            16   4  0    70       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-REWARD 3624                  10   2  0   113       ERRATA (386)
-ROVERWURST 3839              11   4  2    95       CANINE CUISINE (358)
-HARNESS 3429                  6   4  0    92       ERRATA (386)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERGEANT 1 3824              11   7  1    87       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
-SERGEANT 4 3841               9   8  0    72       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELLIS FLORIDA 3883            6   3  0    40       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
 GAMMA CEPHEI 3877             5   4  0    39       CEPHEUS (428)
 SERGEANT 2 3875               4   3  0    37       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
-WOK THE DOG 3873              7   2  0    36       CANINE CUISINE (358)
 DODO FERRIS 3842              5  14  0    36       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HANDY ILSONDER 3823           1  21  0    24       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOUIS MAINE 3892              5   2  0    23       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
 SERGEANT 3 3896               1   0  0    19       MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
-DOG BONZ 3895                 3   1  0    10       CANINE CUISINE (358)
 YO ADDLE 3900                 1   1  0     4       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OMICRON CEPHEI 3894     0  1 0 CEPHEUS 428          DARK CHAMPION         591  NONE

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OMICRON CEPHEI was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CLYDE CHOATE devastated GAMMA CEPHEI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
SERGEANT 2 demolished HANDY ILSONDER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ELLIS FLORIDA devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DODO FERRIS defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute master vs. amateur match.
LOUIS MAINE won victory over OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute fight.
YO ADDLE was devastated by SERGEANT 3 in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  17 -  2      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        27 -  20 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  23 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 591 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       CLYDE CHOATE 3815          16   4  0   70 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
LUNGING ATTACK   ELLIS FLORIDA 3883          6   3  0   40 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
SLASHING ATTACK  SERGEANT 2 3875             4   3  0   37 MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (420)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HANDY ILSONDER 3823.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CLYDE CHOATE 3815.  The ten other most popular fighters were SERGEANT 2 
3875, ELLIS FLORIDA 3883, DODO FERRIS 3842, LOUIS MAINE 3892, SERGEANT 3 3896, 
OMICRON CEPHEI 3894, GAMMA CEPHEI 3877, HANDY ILSONDER 3823, YO ADDLE 3900, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was YO ADDLE 3900.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HANDY ILSONDER 3823, GAMMA CEPHEI 3877, OMICRON CEPHEI 3894, SERGEANT 3 
3896, LOUIS MAINE 3892, DODO FERRIS 3842, ELLIS FLORIDA 3883, SERGEANT 2 3875, CLYDE 
CHOATE 3815, and  0.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PROPANE TORCH 2524 (47-47-1)           5  3  0         FEAR FACTORY         
RIDDLER 1856 (86-64-1)                 3  3  0         FEAR FACTORY         

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KJARRAN'S HAMMER 3372 (33-28-0)        0  3  0         FEAR FACTORY         

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CHICKEN POODLE SOUP 3194 (8-5-1)       2  3  0         CANINE CUISINE       
SYBO 3719 (13-5-0)                     2  3  0         TREXTRAS             
RIDDLEBOX 3801 (2-0-0)                 2  4  0         I.C.P.               
RACK OF LAB 3185 (15-5-1)              1  3  0         CANINE CUISINE       

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DR FUGLY 3477 (4-2-0)                  6  3  0         071406W              

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THUNDER SNOW 3836 (2-2-0)             10  3  0         BATTLE FROGS 01-14   
ROVERWURST 3839 (6-2-0)                3  3  0         CANINE CUISINE       

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TOAD MOB 3834 (2-1-0)                  4  3  0         BATTLE FROGS 01-14   

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HORACE 2642 (0-0-0)                    5  3  0         SWINDLERZ            

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the 
Commission.  Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be 
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.