DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/21/2014    Duedate: 05/03/2014

VALAMANTIS ARENA

DM-62    TURN-586

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

STREET RACER
PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)
(62-4751) [12-5-0,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CARELESS BEAR                  PHIL
DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (422)       FACERS (305)
(62-4156) [8-2-1,116]          (62-2884) [2-0-0,24]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ODER QUIN                      JAYWALKER
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)            PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)
(62-4729) [12-20-1,58]         (62-4787) [2-3-0,17]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)     26
2. PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)      16      DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (422)
3. DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (422)     9      Unchartered Team
4. FACERS (305)                 5
5. MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)         -3      FACERS (305)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (422)   8   2  1 80.0   1/ 1 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)  10  4 0
 2/ 1*FACERS (305)               3   1  0 75.0   2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)       7  8 0
 3/ 3 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)   70  37  0 65.4   3/ 3*FACERS (305)              3  1 0
 4/ 0 PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)    24  22  0 52.2   4/ 0 PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)    3  2 0
 5/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)      612 682 13 47.3   5/ 0 DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (422)  1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 751): MY ADIDAS of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 634): OOZING MY MIND of U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 756): THE BELL of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 728): PINP POTENTIAL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 752): HIGHWAY GAMBLER of IT'S ALL OVER NOW (?, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 747): SON OF JOHN of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 756): FLAPJACK of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 740): KRAKO of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 742): BARRACUDAFED of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 741): MONTEREY JACK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 707): PRIVATE 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 696): ENTEI of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 324): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 689): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 640): FROG BELLY LINT of BATTLE FROGS 03-13 (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 305): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 585): LUDWIG MILT of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 275): KID FUNKY FRIED of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 633): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 751): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 634): U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 756): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 728): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 752): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 747): MACINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 756): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 740): JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 742): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 741): BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 707): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 696): ONE TOO MANY (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 324): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 689): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 640): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 305): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 585): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 275): BASH BROS ROADSIDE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 633) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SANDRA DEE of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 728): PETER RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BIB BILL BROONZY of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 756): FLAPJACK of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                           ATHELAS of TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 742): BARRACUDAFED of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
                (turn 741): PENGUINICILLIN of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 275): VIRUS of BASH BROS MICROSOFT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
VALAMANTIS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see BONY TONY win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, LON 
OLBERT beat LAZY LOUIE and LAZY LOUIE lost 8 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And 
it's out with the old, in with the new, as STREET RACER takes the Title and last 
week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Drake's Lodge, humph!  I've 
tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From VALAMANTIS' 
trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
MIDDLE WAY 10, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided 
team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led the way in this mass 
act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was FACERS.  Ha ha ha ha!   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the VALAMANTIS arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad 
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STREET RACER 4751            12   5  0   106       PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARELESS BEAR 4156            8   2  1   116       DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (422)
 LUDWIG MILT 4757             15   9  0    94       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MILKY WAYNE 4692             11   5  0    89       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
 BONY TONY 4733               14   8  0    88       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
 KIM NEUW 4713                19  17  1    82       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 LON OLBERT 4715              14  20  0    78       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 BILL DING 4756                8   3  0    77       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ODER QUIN 4729               12  20  1    58       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LENDIS OHLM 4734             10  21  0    52       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 LAZY LOUIE 4691              12   5  0    51       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PHIL 2884                     2   0  0    24       FACERS (305)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOBO 4785                     3   2  0    22       PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)
 HOMELESS 4786                 3   2  0    22       PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)
 BEGGAR 3084                   3   4  0    21       PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)
 JAYWALKER 4787                2   3  0    17       PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)
 HOFFA 2882                    1   1  0     9       FACERS (305)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Wow!  Duelmaster, me?  I mean, I'll take it, but it came as a surprise.  It just
never occurred to me that this might happen.  Ha, and it never occurred to Oder Quin,
either!  We went four-one, and HE got the loss.  We're all laughing at him.  Sure, he
gets popularity leader and favorite, he's such a grandstander, but the fans don't
have to share a guildhouse with him.  It makes a difference. -- Ludwig Milt

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LUDWIG MILT was bested by STREET RACER in a 1 minute master's Title fight.
CARELESS BEAR vanquished KIM NEUW in a 1 minute uneven battle.
BILL DING demolished LENDIS OHLM in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MILKY WAYNE devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BONY TONY overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute mismatched match.
LON OLBERT devastated LAZY LOUIE in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
ODER QUIN overpowered HOMELESS in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BEGGAR outwaited CONVICTED THIEF in a crowd boring 13 minute melee.
PHIL unbelievably bested JAYWALKER in a action packed 8 minute gruesome novice's duel.
HOFFA was defeated by HOBO in a action packed 2 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         BASHING ATTACK    12 -   4 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   5 -  0      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        19 -  12 -  0      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   28 -  22 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 586 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       STREET RACER 4751          12   5  0  106 PUBLIC NUISANCES (332)
LUNGING ATTACK   CARELESS BEAR 4156          8   2  1  116 DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (422)
STRIKING ATTACK  LUDWIG MILT 4757           15   9  0   94 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
BASHING ATTACK   MILKY WAYNE 4692           11   5  0   89 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    KIM NEUW 4713              19  17  1   82 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
TOTAL PARRY      LAZY LOUIE 4691            12   5  0   51 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ODER QUIN 4729.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JAYWALKER 4787.  The ten other most popular fighters were HOBO 4785, BONY TONY 
4733, LON OLBERT 4715, BILL DING 4756, ODER QUIN 4729, HOFFA 2882, STREET RACER 4751, 
CARELESS BEAR 4156, MILKY WAYNE 4692, and LAZY LOUIE 4691.

The least popular fighter this week was BEGGAR 3084.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PHIL 2884, LENDIS OHLM 4734, KIM NEUW 4713, LUDWIG MILT 4757, HOMELESS 
4786, LAZY LOUIE 4691, MILKY WAYNE 4692, CARELESS BEAR 4156, STREET RACER 4751, and 
HOFFA 2882.