DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/29/2025 Duedate: 01/10/2026
VALAMANTIS ARENA
DM 62 TURN 888
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WOBKEY
KEYBOARDS (533)
(62-5372) [20-8-1,88]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WOBKEY POSITION IS EMPTY
KEYBOARDS (533)
(62-5372) [20-8-1,88]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
WOBKEY DAY DRINKING TIME
KEYBOARDS (533) I'D BE GOOD (538)
(62-5372) [20-8-1,88] (62-5403) [6-4-0,35]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
KEYBOARDS (533)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. KEYBOARDS (533) 21
2. I'D BE GOOD (538) -14 I'D BE GOOD (538)
Unchartered Team
POSITION IS EMPTY
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 I'D BE GOOD (538) 7 5 0 58.3 1- 2 RIO VISTANS (348) 7 3 0
2- 2 PLAYHOUSE III (528) 30 23 1 56.6 2- 1 PRIVATE IDAHO (439) 7 3 0
3- 3 MISSISSIPPI BLUES (518) 113 95 7 54.3 3/ 4 KEYBOARDS (533) 7 5 0
4- 4 RIO VISTANS (348) 233 216 14 51.9 4- 3 PLAYHOUSE III (528) 4 2 1
5- 5 DARK AGES (256) 92 100 6 47.9 5- 5 DARK AGES (256) 2 3 0
6- 6 PRIVATE IDAHO (439) 64 73 5 46.7 6/ 7 I'D BE GOOD (538) 1 1 0
7/ 7 KEYBOARDS (533) 67 77 2 46.5 7- 6 MISSISSIPPI BLUES (518) 1 4 0
8- 8 SENSATIONALS (543) 9 13 0 40.9 8- 8 SENSATIONALS (543) 0 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
VALAMANTIS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, PRIVATE IDAHO, since
KEYBOARDS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Now let's all
watch KEYBOARDS' heads swell from their 3-1-0 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big shots,
big talk, big deal. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see VARMILO win a
fight and gain 20 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, KUNG-FU MASTER beat DUCKY ONE and
DUCKY ONE lost 16 points. You're breakin' my heart. Due to absence, and inability
to defend the throne, EARTHO has lost the Title of Duelmaster. Start setting that
alarm earlier! And it's out with the old, in with the new, as WOBKEY takes the Title
and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. The Aradi Alyia, humph!
I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From
VALAMANTIS' trash dumps?
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. What's
the big D? MISSISSIPPI BLUES was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered...
grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?
Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was KEYBOARDS. Ha ha ha ha!
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only
shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Paste
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WOBKEY 5372 20 8 1 88 KEYBOARDS (533)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-EARTHO 5378 8 5 0 98 RIO VISTANS (348)
-LARGE MARGE 4326 14 12 0 95 PRIVATE IDAHO (439)
-EDEN BRENT 5315 10 4 1 95 MISSISSIPPI BLUES (518)
-MR MASTODON 4343 12 11 0 94 PRIVATE IDAHO (439)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SNOOKY PRYOR 5254 19 25 0 82 MISSISSIPPI BLUES (518)
-THE DRUID 5346 12 9 0 68 DARK AGES (256)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DUCKY ONE 5360 14 22 0 66 KEYBOARDS (533)
-DUN RINGILL 5316 14 11 0 62 DARK AGES (256)
-LOSER 5476 6 4 2 58 PRIVATE IDAHO (439)
-HIP LINKCHAIN 5288 14 15 0 57 MISSISSIPPI BLUES (518)
-ROCK LOBSTER 5471 5 5 0 57 PRIVATE IDAHO (439)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BEEDOO 5430 7 7 1 49 RIO VISTANS (348)
-LA CAVALE 5332 8 4 0 47 PLAYHOUSE III (528)
VARMILO 5478 7 6 0 45 KEYBOARDS (533)
-LINDA VISTA 5438 8 5 0 44 RIO VISTANS (348)
-BERTHA LEE 5308 8 9 0 40 MISSISSIPPI BLUES (518)
-HOSS 5330 7 5 0 35 PLAYHOUSE III (528)
-KELPIE 5383 7 7 0 35 DARK AGES (256)
DAY DRINKING TIME 5403 6 4 0 35 I'D BE GOOD (538)
-RIO SANDS 5468 6 4 0 34 RIO VISTANS (348)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BIG GEORGE BROCK 5322 6 5 2 31 MISSISSIPPI BLUES (518)
NUPHY 5449 2 2 0 27 KEYBOARDS (533)
-EDGEWATER 5429 5 6 0 25 RIO VISTANS (348)
-FOGHAT 5442 5 4 0 24 DARK AGES (256)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THUNDERFOOT 5450 4 5 0 21 SENSATIONALS (543)
-CHUMP 5488 2 0 0 21 PRIVATE IDAHO (439)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-AQUALUNG 5464 2 5 0 12 DARK AGES (256)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WOBKEY viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gruesome master's Title fight.
DUCKY ONE was demolished by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DAY DRINKING TIME was savagely defeated by VARMILO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute duel.
NUPHY overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 1 - 0 83 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 8 - 2 73 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 13 - 3 57 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 14 - 0 52 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 AIMED BLOW 28 - 28 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 888 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 4 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK WOBKEY 5372 20 8 1 88 KEYBOARDS (533)
AIMED BLOW VARMILO 5478 7 6 0 45 KEYBOARDS (533)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WOBKEY 5372. The most popular warrior this turn was
DAY DRINKING TIME 5403. The ten other most popular fighters were VARMILO 5478,
WOBKEY 5372, NUPHY 5449, DUCKY ONE 5360, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was DUCKY ONE 5360. The other ten least popular
fighters were NUPHY 5449, WOBKEY 5372, VARMILO 5478, DAY DRINKING TIME 5403, 0, 0,
0, 0, 0, and 0.