DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/07/2014    Duedate: 04/19/2014

VALAMANTIS ARENA

DM-62    TURN-585

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LUDWIG MILT
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
(62-4757) [15-8-0,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LUDWIG MILT                    PHIL
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)            FACERS (305)
(62-4757) [15-8-0,103]         (62-2884) [1-0-0,15]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ODER QUIN                      ODER QUIN
MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)            MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
(62-4729) [11-20-1,54]         (62-4729) [11-20-1,54]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)         46
2. FACERS (305)                28      GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
3. MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)      0      Unchartered Team
4. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)    -37
                                       FACERS (305)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*FACERS (305)               2   0  0  100   1/ 1 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)  11  4 0
 2- 1 MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)   14   7  0 66.7   2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)       6  9 0
 3/ 2 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)   67  36  0 65.0   3/ 0*FACERS (305)              2  0 0
 4/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)      610 679 13 47.3   4- 3 MAGIC INGREDIENTS (466)   1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SANDRA DEE of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 633): OOZING MY MIND of U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 755): DUDE 5 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 727): PINP POTENTIAL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 751): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BIB BILL BROONZY of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 755): FLAPJACK of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 739): KRAKO of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 741): PENGUINICILLIN of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 740): STREET LEGAL of I MAGI (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 695): ENTEI of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 688): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 639): ROWBOAT CAPTAIN of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 305): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): MILKY WAYNE of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): KID FUNKY FRIED of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 632): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 633): U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 755): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 727): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 751): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 755): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 739): THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 741): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 740): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 695): ONE TOO MANY (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 688): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 639): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 305): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): BASH BROS GOLFER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 632) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SANDRA DEE of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
                (turn 749): TOBY WING of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
                            BELLE BENNETT of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 726): QUEEN OF COOL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BIB BILL BROONZY of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                (turn 745): JUGGERNAUT of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 738): SALTY DOG of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 741): PENGUINICILLIN of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 738): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
              (turn 705): BLOOD THIRSTER of VOW TO DESTROY (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 694): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
                   (turn 583): CLOWN CONFETTI of MAGIC INGREDIENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
VALAMANTIS.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  It 
looks like the guys(?) at MIDDLE WAY 10 had a good week as they went 4-1-0 to put 
them in 2nd place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch out for PHIL, who 
flew up 15 points in the rankings after mashing EMBEZZLING SCRIBE like a melon.  Keep 
your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was BONY TONY, who 
dropped 10 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with VENOMOUS 
CONCUBINE.  In front of all the crowds, LUDWIG MILT took the Duelmaster's crown for 
his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just 
get a bigger halberd!   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Here's some advice:  warriors 
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, there's the manager of the VALAMANTIS giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya 
bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUDWIG MILT 4757             15   8  0   103       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KIM NEUW 4713                19  16  1    87       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 MILKY WAYNE 4692             10   5  0    82       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
 BONY TONY 4733               13   8  0    69       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
 BILL DING 4756                7   3  0    69       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LON OLBERT 4715              13  20  0    65       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
 LAZY LOUIE 4691              12   4  0    59       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
 LENDIS OHLM 4734             10  20  0    58       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ODER QUIN 4729               11  20  1    54       MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PHIL 2884                     1   0  0    15       FACERS (305)
 HOFFA 2882                    1   0  0    13       FACERS (305)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Dang Len. -- Jorja and the Middle Way

Dang Len -- Heck, even I congratulate you, and you demolished me. -- Ludwig Milt

Again six fights, but TWO standbys, and we only got one of 'em.  And, what a
surprise, we went one-four, with the only win being the one over the standby.  Some
days, it just isn't worth getting out of bed. -- Kim Neuw

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MILKY WAYNE was devastated by LUDWIG MILT in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
DANG LEN vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute brutal uneven battle.
BONY TONY was overpowered by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
KIM NEUW bested BILL DING in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
LENDIS OHLM demolished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
ODER QUIN lost to LAZY LOUIE in a 3 minute fight.
LON OLBERT devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HOFFA overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven melee.
PHIL unbelievably bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a popular 6 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         BASHING ATTACK    13 -   4 -  0      76  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        21 -  11 -  0      66  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  21 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 585 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  LUDWIG MILT 4757           15   8  0  103 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    KIM NEUW 4713              19  16  1   87 MIDDLE WAY 10 (420)
BASHING ATTACK   MILKY WAYNE 4692           10   5  0   82 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
AIMED BLOW       BONY TONY 4733             13   8  0   69 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
TOTAL PARRY      LAZY LOUIE 4691            12   4  0   59 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ODER QUIN 4729.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ODER QUIN 4729.  The ten other most popular fighters were KIM NEUW 4713, BILL 
DING 4756, LON OLBERT 4715, LENDIS OHLM 4734, LUDWIG MILT 4757, LAZY LOUIE 4691, 
HOFFA 2882, MILKY WAYNE 4692, BONY TONY 4733, and PHIL 2884.

The least popular fighter this week was PHIL 2884.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BONY TONY 4733, MILKY WAYNE 4692, HOFFA 2882, LAZY LOUIE 4691, LUDWIG 
MILT 4757, LENDIS OHLM 4734, LON OLBERT 4715, BILL DING 4756, KIM NEUW 4713, and ODER 
QUIN 4729.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

DANG LEN (62-4694) GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (463)