DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/26/2015    Duedate: 06/08/2015

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-604

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GRAY MATTER
BRAIN BOYZ (269)
(63-3102) [19-2-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GRAY MATTER                    BOUNCY BETTY
BRAIN BOYZ (269)               WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
(63-3102) [19-2-0,113]         (63-3195) [1-2-0,21]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ACORN                          WHITE MATTER
NUTS! (345)                    BRAIN BOYZ (269)
(63-3097) [6-4-0,83]           (63-3155) [2-1-0,12]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BRAIN BOYZ (269)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)       22
2. NUTS! (345)                 15      MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)     12      Unchartered Team
4. BRAIN BOYZ (269)             7
5. NASSAU (348)                 0      WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)  168  78 11 68.3   1/ 1 BRAIN BOYZ (269)          7  4 0
 2/ 2 BRAIN BOYZ (269)          74  59  4 55.6   2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)   6  1 1
 3- 3 EXCLAMATION! (350)        16  16  1 50.0   3/ 4*WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)     6  9 0
 4/ 5 NUTS! (345)               12  15  1 44.4   4/ 3 NUTS! (345)               5  5 0
 5- 6 NASSAU (348)              11  16  2 40.7   5- 6 NASSAU (348)              1  1 0
 6/ 7*WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)      6   9  0 40.0   6- 5 EXCLAMATION! (350)        0  3 0
 7- 8*PRIDE OF ST. PATTY (354)   0   1  0  0.0   7- 8*PRIDE OF ST. PATTY (354)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  AMEN-TEI needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for ACORN? 
NUTS!'s proud of it after beating KHALHUMS DWARF and getting 18 points.  Talk about 
yer major upsets!  JOLLY JERRY's match with PFC 1 cost him a loss of 8 points!  Like 
DARK ARENA's SHEWISH GIANT is sweating since he got Dark Arena Challenged by 
Duelmaster PFC 3!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think PFC 3 
should let SHEWISH GIANT be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is 
the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  PFC 3 returns from the Dark Arena, 
maybe a "little upset" at his MEDAL OF HONOR J3 teammates...  I was SO depressed when 
I heard PISTACHIO got killed.  It was just a kid, and didn't get a fair chance in 
AMEN-TEI, or anything!  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRAY MATTER 3102             19   2  0   113       BRAIN BOYZ (269)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ACORN 3097                    6   4  0    83       NUTS! (345)
-SPIFFY 3161                   6   1  0    74       EXCLAMATION! (350)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WOW 3160                      5   1  1    51       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PFC 1 3165                    3   0  0    33       MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
-HOLY COW 3175                 3   1  0    26       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-AWESOME 3159                  2   0  0    25       EXCLAMATION! (350)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AMBERGRIS CAYE 3154           3   3  0    23       NASSAU (348)
 BOUNCY BETTY 3195             1   2  0    21       WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
 MANIC MARK 3194               2   1  0    20       WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
 PONS 3149                     2   1  0    19       BRAIN BOYZ (269)
 PERKY PAM 3197                2   1  0    19       WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
-ARUBA 3152                    2   1  1    17       NASSAU (348)
 WHITE MATTER 3155             2   1  0    12       BRAIN BOYZ (269)
 JOLLY JERRY 3193              1   2  0    12       WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
-BAHAMAS 3151                  2   1  0     9       NASSAU (348)
-TRAVEL AGENT 3156             1   2  0     9       NASSAU (348)
-O'KEEFE'S BEEF 3205           0   1  0     7       PRIDE OF ST. PATTY (354)
 LOUD LOSER 3196               0   3  0     7       WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
-ANTIGUA 3150                  1   2  0     6       NASSAU (348)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
COCO 3212               0  1 0 NUTS! 345            MOUNTAIN TROLL        604  NONE
PISTACHIO 3124          5  1 0 NUTS! 345            AMBITIOUS GUARD       604  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PFC 3 butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
COCO was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
GRAY MATTER demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Title fight.
ACORN slimly won victory over KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
PISTACHIO was butchered by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
PFC 1 overpowered JOLLY JERRY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BOUNCY BETTY unbelievably bested WHITE MATTER in a popular 5 minute competition.
PONS handily defeated LOUD LOSER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MANIC MARK vanquished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PERKY PAM vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   1 -  1      89  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  12 -  1      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        21 -  20 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  21 -  2      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   9 -  0      18  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 604 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       GRAY MATTER 3102           19   2  0  113 BRAIN BOYZ (269)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ACORN 3097.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
WHITE MATTER 3155.  The ten other most popular fighters were ACORN 3097, GRAY MATTER 
3102, PFC 1 3165, MANIC MARK 3194, PERKY PAM 3197, COCO 3212, BOUNCY BETTY 3195, PONS 
3149, PISTACHIO 3124, and JOLLY JERRY 3193.

The least popular fighter this week was LOUD LOSER 3196.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JOLLY JERRY 3193, PISTACHIO 3124, PONS 3149, BOUNCY BETTY 3195, COCO 
3212, PERKY PAM 3197, MANIC MARK 3194, PFC 1 3165, GRAY MATTER 3102, and ACORN 3097.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PFC 3 (63-3071) MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.