DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/03/2017    Duedate: 01/16/2017

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-643

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SPIFFY
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3161) [13-3-1,151]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SPIFFY                         SOCIAL SECURITY
EXCLAMATION! (350)             TAXES (278)
(63-3161) [13-3-1,151]         (63-2315) [2-1-1,26]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SPIFFY                         SHUCKS
EXCLAMATION! (350)             EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3161) [13-3-1,151]         (63-3214) [6-2-0,50]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EXCLAMATION! (350)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EXCLAMATION! (350)          35
2. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)     10      EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. TAXES (278)                  3      Unchartered Team
4. BAD GIRLS (325)              0
5. SUPERIOR FORCES (235)        0      TAXES (278)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 SUPERIOR FORCES (235)     33   9  0 78.6   1/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350)       12  3 2
 2/ 7*TAXES (278)                2   1  1 66.7   2/ 6*TAXES (278)               2  0 1
 3- 2*BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)  13   7  0 65.0   3- 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           2  1 0
 4/ 3 EXCLAMATION! (350)        40  23  4 63.5   4/ 2 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)   2  1 0
 5/ 6 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)   11  10  0 52.4   5- 5 SUPERIOR FORCES (235)     1  1 0
 6- 4 BAD GIRLS (325)          146 135 14 52.0   6- 7*BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)  1  4 0
 7/ 5 NUTS! (345)               57  59  8 49.1   7/ 4 NUTS! (345)               1  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Nothing works for a team like victory (How's 
that for a perceptive observation?) as TAXES can attest...  EXCLAMATION! had cause to 
celebrate, after WOW got 11 points by beating HAPPY PEASANT.  MONGONGO certainly had 
a baffled expression on its face, after losing to CROAKED KAYE and losing 1 points in 
the process!  MACADAMIA found out that AMEN-TEI isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be 
the best to be Duelmaster here!  Word has it one team in AMEN-TEI is taking speech 
lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     And how sociable are AMEN-TEI's warriors?  Come, let us see.  To quell some 
nasty rumors, the guys in SUPERIOR FORCES are not carrying any incurable diseases.  
No need to avoid 'em.  Like a pup with its tail between its legs, EXCLAMATION! 
scurried away from SUPERIOR FORCES.  Oh, the shame!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Ask not for 
whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As the seasons change, and the creatures of the 
wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place.  Like a mixed 
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid AMEN-TEI farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPIFFY 3161                  13   3  1   151       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CASHEW 3204                  10   0  3   123       NUTS! (345)
 CROAKED KAYE 3065            10   5  0   102       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)
-MADONNA 3068                  7   2  0    93       BAD GIRLS (325)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MONGONGO 3218                11   5  0    82       NUTS! (345)
 MACADAMIA 3215               11   6  2    70       NUTS! (345)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AWESOME 3159                  6   0  0    63       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-KAYCRON 2900                  5   0  0    63       SUPERIOR FORCES (235)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOLY COW 3175                 8   1  0    55       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-KRYSOR 2887                   7   2  0    53       SUPERIOR FORCES (235)
 WOW 3160                      7   4  3    50       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 SHUCKS 3214                   6   2  0    50       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-FAT DIAMOND 3311              4   0  0    49       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
-ARM & HAMMER 3310             3   1  0    36       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
-DELILAH 3117                  8   9  0    35       BAD GIRLS (325)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOCIAL SECURITY 2315          2   1  1    26       TAXES (278)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANNO DOMINI 3313              3   1  0    22       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
-HOUSEHOLD NAME 3312           3   1  0    20       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
-MA BARKER 3330                1   0  0    15       BAD GIRLS (325)
-SILLY SALLY 3075              0   1  0     1       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HAPPY PEASANT           0  0 0                      WOW 3160              643  NONE
POLITE BEGGAR           0  0 0                      SOCIAL SECURITY 2315  643  NONE
JADARA 2892             8  4 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 235  SPIFFY 3161           642   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Manager, Jadara, Superior Forces, wow!  Aw shucks.  That spiffy kill was, sadly, 
unintentional.  It would be awesome, however, if I could get a true intentional kill 
of another Superior Forces tourney sandbagger right before the FTF, wouldn't it?  Holy 
cow! -- Spiffy and all the other Exclamations!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MONGONGO was bested by CROAKED KAYE in a 3 minute master's Challenge fight.
SPIFFY demolished MACADAMIA in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
AWESOME overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
WOW butchered HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOLY COW subdued HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute bloody competition.
SHUCKS viciously subdued THE HONEST MERCHANT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
SOCIAL SECURITY delivered the death blow upon POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -   6 -  2      74  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -   8 -  2      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        17 -  10 -  0      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   7 -  2      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   6 -  0      14  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 643 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         4  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SPIFFY 3161                13   3  1  151 EXCLAMATION! (350)
AIMED BLOW       CROAKED KAYE 3065          10   5  0  102 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)
SLASHING ATTACK  MACADAMIA 3215             11   6  2   70 NUTS! (345)
LUNGING ATTACK   HOLY COW 3175               8   1  0   55 EXCLAMATION! (350)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPIFFY 3161.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SHUCKS 3214.  The ten other most popular fighters were CROAKED KAYE 3065, MONGONGO 
3218, WOW 3160, HOLY COW 3175, SPIFFY 3161, AWESOME 3159, SOCIAL SECURITY 2315, 
MACADAMIA 3215,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was MACADAMIA 3215.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SOCIAL SECURITY 2315, AWESOME 3159, SPIFFY 3161, HOLY COW 3175, WOW 
3160, MONGONGO 3218, CROAKED KAYE 3065, SHUCKS 3214,  0, and  0.