DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/21/2019    Duedate: 06/03/2019

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-705

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NOT A CHANCE
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3392) [27-5-0,97]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NOT A CHANCE                   SHHH
EXCLAMATION! (350)             S IS FOR SILENT (359)
(63-3392) [27-5-0,97]          (63-3423) [2-0-0,22]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TOMAS KATT                     TOMAS KATT
WAYFARERS (248)                WAYFARERS (248)
(63-3061) [16-35-0,90]         (63-3061) [16-35-0,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EXCLAMATION! (350)          17
2. S IS FOR SILENT (359)       16      EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. WAYFARERS (248)              7      Unchartered Team
4. WHY KNOT (201)               1
5. WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)          0      S IS FOR SILENT (359)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*S IS FOR SILENT (359)      6   1  1 85.7   1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)           9  6 0
 2- 1*WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)        3   1  0 75.0   2/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350)        7  4 0
 3/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350)       207  96 12 68.3   3/ 0*S IS FOR SILENT (359)     2  0 0
 4/ 3 WAYFARERS (248)          %1025 %1129 21 47.6   4- 3*WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)       1  0 0
 5/ 4 WHY KNOT (201)           146 238  7 38.0   5/ 4 WHY KNOT (201)            0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Not a chance, you say? Not a chance that Not A Chance will be back for his 
eleventh (Get that?! Eleven! -- 11 Titles.) Tsk. Tsk. I hope you bet on it and lost a 
bundle., 'cause here I am. Again, and again, and again.....again to the eleventh 
power!
     I mean, shouldn't I have graduated ? How come those teachers-pets Wayfarers get 
to graduate and Exclamations don't?! Huh?! Do I detect discrimination on the behalf of 
our corrupt Commission? Surely not? (Smirking to himself.)
     So here are my words of wisdom and why the Exclamations are sooooooo good. Check 
out these mighty birth stats. Godlings all?

                                  ST-  5,11,11,14,15
                                  CN-  6,9,15,16,17
                                  SZ-  8,8,10,14,15
                                  WT-  4,7,9,17,17
                                  WL-  9.17.17.18.19
                                  SP-  5,5,9,10,10
                                  DF-  8,10,17,17,21

     Average 11-13-11-11-16-7-15 warriors always win BIG! 
     So there you go. Don't challenge me; I'll challenge you.

                                          -- Not A Chance DMXI

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  S IS FOR SILENT had cause to celebrate, after SHHH got 9 points by 
beating FRATSFAN NOBLE.  NOT A CHANCE successfully staved off a grab for the roses by 
TOMAS KATT of WAYFARERS.  Does AMEN-TEI have no one talented enough to dethrone it?  
Word has it one team in AMEN-TEI is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a 
charmed life!   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so 
did the "warriors" in AMEN-TEI avoid WAYFARERS.  Like a pup with its tail between its 
legs, EXCLAMATION! scurried away from WAYFARERS.  Oh, the shame!  Everyone is famous 
for fifteen minutes, and MR RIGHT HANDED is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  
Isn't WHY KNOT proud!  As a confidence booster, JERK challenged MR RIGHT HANDED, down 
16 points.  Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, JERK?  Warriors of 
AMEN-TEI!  Do you wish your reputations tainted by the base challenge of JERK?   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the 
arena.  A certain tavern in AMEN-TEI would I avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in AMEN-TEI is the highlight of my life.  As if 
buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.  
Do not despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT A CHANCE 3392            27   5  0    97       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOMAS KATT 3061              16  35  0    90       WAYFARERS (248)
 NEVER 3425                   13   7  0    78       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 FAMILY TAXI 3115             15  18  1    67       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AARGH 3431                    7   1  0    64       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 ALBERT HALL 3087              8  34  0    58       WAYFARERS (248)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JERK 3426                    12   4  1    56       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 3421          6  19  0    37       WHY KNOT (201)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KITIANA 3436                  2   1  0    29       WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHHH 3423                     2   0  0    22       S IS FOR SILENT (359)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUT DEADLY 3292               2   0  1    21       S IS FOR SILENT (359)
-LYN 3435                      1   0  0    20       WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)
-SILENT MAJORITY 3290          1   0  0    13       S IS FOR SILENT (359)
-SILENT PARTNER 3288           1   0  0    13       S IS FOR SILENT (359)
 PSHAW 3451                    1   0  0     3       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 FANNY STORM 3452              0   1  0     1       WAYFARERS (248)
 PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453       0   1  0     1       WAYFARERS (248)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We salute the tourney participants. -- the Wayfarers

Not a Chance -- Seems like that's what I had. -- Tomas Katt

Never! -- Albert Hall

A couple of wins over standbys to see us out.  That works. -- Vanna Wayfarer and Moss 
Agate

Mr Right Handed -- Sometimes you have to turn left. -- Family Taxi

Jerk -- Yeah, we all have days like that. -- Albert Hall

Where have all the wayfarers gone? Long time graduated? Oh, my! A big, loud salute! -- 
Loudmouth

Tomas Katt, you had not a chance. Bwahahaha. -- Not A Chance

Albert Hall, well, you did -- have a chance. But, see, I never give up. -- Never

Ruthless Jaywalker, it was my pleasure reigning you in. Yes, Indeed. -- Aargh

Way down yonder in the pawpaw patch. -- Loudmouth

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JERK bested MR RIGHT HANDED in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge fight.
NOT A CHANCE won victory over TOMAS KATT in a exciting 3 minute expert's Title battle.
NEVER overpowered ALBERT HALL in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
FAMILY TAXI bested RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SHHH devastated FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
BUT DEADLY overpowered FANNY STORM in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PSHAW slimly won victory over PICKLES AND ONIONS in a 12 minute novice's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK    11 -   4 -  0      73  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  14 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW         3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 705 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      NOT A CHANCE 3392          27   5  0   97 EXCLAMATION! (350)
BASHING ATTACK   NEVER 3425                 13   7  0   78 EXCLAMATION! (350)
AIMED BLOW       JERK 3426                  12   4  1   56 EXCLAMATION! (350)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TOMAS KATT 3061.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TOMAS KATT 3061.  The ten other most popular fighters were JERK 3426, FAMILY TAXI 
3115, BUT DEADLY 3292, NEVER 3425, SHHH 3423, NOT A CHANCE 3392, ALBERT HALL 3087, 
FANNY STORM 3452, MR RIGHT HANDED 3421, and PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453.

The least popular fighter this week was PSHAW 3451.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453, MR RIGHT HANDED 3421, FANNY STORM 3452, ALBERT 
HALL 3087, NOT A CHANCE 3392, SHHH 3423, NEVER 3425, BUT DEADLY 3292, FAMILY TAXI 
3115, and JERK 3426.