DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/15/2017    Duedate: 08/28/2017

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-659

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MACADAMIA
NUTS! (345)
(63-3215) [18-10-2,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MACADAMIA                      BALL
NUTS! (345)                    POWER (364)
(63-3215) [18-10-2,104]        (63-3352) [0-1-0,1]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MACADAMIA                      OMG
NUTS! (345)                    EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3215) [18-10-2,104]        (63-3373) [2-1-0,23]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EXCLAMATION! (350)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)    25
2. EXCLAMATION! (350)          11      EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. NUTS! (345)                 10      Unchartered Team
4. POWER (364)                  1
5. ROCKYTOP (366)               0      POWER (364)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ROCKYTOP (366)             1   0  0  100   1/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350)        7  1 0
 2/ 3 EXCLAMATION! (350)        69  42  4 62.2   2/ 1 NUTS! (345)               7  7 2
 3/ 4 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)  37  27  0 57.8   3/ 4 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)  5  6 0
 4/ 2*POWER (364)                5   4  0 55.6   4- 6*ROCKYTOP (366)            1  0 0
 5/ 5 NUTS! (345)               80  77 10 51.0   5/ 5*POWER (364)               0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Lookee here!  With all these godlings and sandbaggers and mega-managed here in 
Amen-Tei, I am THE one who has 3 DM Titles.  Yup, your lovely and sexy little 
Duelmistress has beaten Khalhums Dwarf in 7, Macadamia of Killer's clan in 2, and now 
Anno Domini for title number three.  AND, I have been promoted to Lord Protector.
     So, a little about me.  I was born a lunger at 10-16-5-21-17-4-11 with great 
endurance, but, sadly, little damage.  The boss steroided me to 13 strength, finally 
giving me normal damage, and 18 con, allowing me to take tremendous damage.  I was 
born ambidextrous.  So I finish 13-18-5-21-18-4-11, and less skills than I might have 
wished due to all the stat steroid taking.  (Steroids are not all good!)
     My final totals are 16-4-0 arena and 3-6 in tournaments with 3 DM Titles.  I 
might be a good one later on in ADM, but, in all likelihood, The Boss has retirement 
in mind for me.
     Good luck to y'all here in Amen-Tei.  Perhaps Exclamations! will continue 
running; perhaps not. 
     XOXOXOXOXO    

                                          Shucks, DMIII

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon AMEN-TEI, for 
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  The boys at NUTS! left the arena dejected, after 
being kicked out of the top spot by EXCLAMATION!.  Good show!  Practice pays for CURE 
FOR AIDS, who pummelled KURRAJONG, to pocket 15 points.  Win some, lose some.  
Speaking of which, MACADAMIA was winsome, after beating ANNO DOMINI and seeing him 
lose 3 points.  A certain someone saw SHUCKS at The Welcome Wench with the shakes, 
and now she fails to show up to defend hers throne.  What a pathetic slob!  In 
AMEN-TEI, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new 
Duelmaster, MACADAMIA.  Word has it one team in AMEN-TEI is taking speech lessons to 
try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of NUTS!, alone and unchallenged.  As a woman of 
good breeding scorns the "warriors" of EXCLAMATION!, so did that sorry team shy from 
NUTS!  If challenges were horses, SILK SUIT could open up a fast food joint!  As a 
confidence booster, OMG challenged SILK SUIT, down 17 points.  Do you also slay 
vicious rodents in your spare time, OMG?  Warriors of AMEN-TEI!  Do you wish your 
reputations tainted by the base challenge of OMG?   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  Do 
not despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MACADAMIA 3215               18  10  2   104       NUTS! (345)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANNO DOMINI 3313              9   5  0    73       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAT DIAMOND 3311              9   5  0    61       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
 HOUSEHOLD NAME 3312          11   3  0    59       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
-ELECTRIC 3350                 5   0  0    59       POWER (364)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANDLE 3343                   5   1  1    43       NUTS! (345)
-HOLY COW 3175                10   6  0    40       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CURE FOR AIDS 3346            5   3  0    33       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
 BUCKEYE 3331                  4   1  0    33       NUTS! (345)
 KURRAJONG 3327                3   5  0    30       NUTS! (345)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OMG 3373                      2   1  0    23       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 EGADS 3381                    2   0  0    19       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-PEYTON MANNING 3361           1   0  0    13       ROCKYTOP (366)
 SILK SUIT 3370                0   3  0     3       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BALL 3352                     0   1  0     1       POWER (364)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KA-ZAR 3375             0  1 0 SAVAGE LAND 367      RASCZAK 3368          656   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

As an afterthought, Shucks's faves were: SH, Mod/Hi; Lunge Tactic; Learns Riposte. -- 
The Exclamation Point Post

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OMG viciously subdued SILK SUIT in a action packed 4 minute amateur's Challenge fight.
MACADAMIA handily defeated ANNO DOMINI in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
FAT DIAMOND won victory over CANDLE in a 1 minute brawl.
HOUSEHOLD NAME devastated BUCKEYE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
KURRAJONG was devastated by CURE FOR AIDS in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
EGADS overpowered BALL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  14 -  2      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  19 -  1      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      7 -  12 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 659 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  MACADAMIA 3215             18  10  2  104 NUTS! (345)
LUNGING ATTACK   ANNO DOMINI 3313            9   5  0   73 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
AIMED BLOW       HOUSEHOLD NAME 3312        11   3  0   59 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MACADAMIA 3215.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was OMG 3373.  The ten other most popular fighters were SILK SUIT 3370, HOUSEHOLD 
NAME 3312, MACADAMIA 3215, CURE FOR AIDS 3346, FAT DIAMOND 3311, EGADS 3381, CANDLE 
3343, ANNO DOMINI 3313, BUCKEYE 3331, and KURRAJONG 3327.

The least popular fighter this week was BALL 3352.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KURRAJONG 3327, BUCKEYE 3331, ANNO DOMINI 3313, CANDLE 3343, EGADS 
3381, FAT DIAMOND 3311, CURE FOR AIDS 3346, MACADAMIA 3215, HOUSEHOLD NAME 3312, and 
SILK SUIT 3370.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MACADAMIA (63-3215) NUTS! (345)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SHUCKS (63-3214) EXCLAMATION! (350)