DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/14/2017    Duedate: 02/27/2017

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-646

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SPIFFY
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3161) [14-4-1,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SPIFFY                         POSITION IS EMPTY
EXCLAMATION! (350)             
(63-3161) [14-4-1,110]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SPIFFY                         SHUCKS
EXCLAMATION! (350)             EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3161) [14-4-1,110]         (63-3214) [9-2-0,69]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EXCLAMATION! (350)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EXCLAMATION! (350)          50
2. BAD GIRLS (325)              5      EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. NUTS! (345)                 -5      Unchartered Team
4. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)    -43
                                       THE AVENGERS (189)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350)        49  25  4 66.2   1/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350)        9  2 0
 2/ 3 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)   13  11  0 54.2   2/ 3 NUTS! (345)               3  6 0
 3/ 4 BAD GIRLS (325)          147 138 14 51.6   3/ 2 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)   2  1 0
 4/ 5 NUTS! (345)               60  65  8 48.0   4/ 5 BAD GIRLS (325)           1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
AMEN-TEI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see AWESOME win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, AWESOME 
beat CASHEW and CASHEW lost 13 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Looks like 
AMEN-TEI has some guts at least, CROAKED KAYE the Duelmaster was this turn's 
most-challenged warrior.  SPIFFY challenged AMEN-TEI's Duelmaster for a shot at the 
throne.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as SPIFFY takes the Title and 
last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Welcome Wench, humph!  
I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From AMEN-TEI's 
trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
AMEN-TEI, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  NUTS! the most avoided team?  
What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was BAD GIRLS.  Ha ha ha ha!   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in AMEN-TEI to get a drink than The Welcome 
Wench!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have 
too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, 
you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPIFFY 3161                  14   4  1   110       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AWESOME 3159                  8   1  0   103       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-MADONNA 3068                  7   2  0    93       BAD GIRLS (325)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CROAKED KAYE 3065            12   6  0    89       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)
 CASHEW 3204                  10   2  3    79       NUTS! (345)
 SHUCKS 3214                   9   2  0    69       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WOW 3160                      9   4  3    63       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-HOLY COW 3175                 9   1  0    62       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 MACADAMIA 3215               12   8  2    60       NUTS! (345)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KURRAJONG 3327                2   0  0    19       NUTS! (345)
 TOKYO ROSE 3340               1   1  0    13       BAD GIRLS (325)
 MA BARKER 3330                1   1  0     8       BAD GIRLS (325)
-SILLY SALLY 3075              0   1  0     1       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JADARA 2892             8  4 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 235  SPIFFY 3161           642  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SPIFFY devastated CROAKED KAYE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
CASHEW was vanquished by AWESOME in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
MACADAMIA was defeated by SHUCKS in a 2 minute bloody duel.
TOKYO ROSE devastated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KURRAJONG subdued MA BARKER in a 1 minute amateur's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -   4 -  1      83  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  10 -  2      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        16 -   9 -  0      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   8 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   6 -  0      14  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 646 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SPIFFY 3161                14   4  1  110 EXCLAMATION! (350)
AIMED BLOW       CROAKED KAYE 3065          12   6  0   89 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)
LUNGING ATTACK   SHUCKS 3214                 9   2  0   69 EXCLAMATION! (350)
SLASHING ATTACK  MACADAMIA 3215             12   8  2   60 NUTS! (345)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPIFFY 3161.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SHUCKS 3214.  The ten other most popular fighters were AWESOME 3159, MACADAMIA 3215, 
SPIFFY 3161, MA BARKER 3330, CASHEW 3204, TOKYO ROSE 3340, KURRAJONG 3327, CROAKED 
KAYE 3065,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was CROAKED KAYE 3065.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KURRAJONG 3327, TOKYO ROSE 3340, CASHEW 3204, MA BARKER 3330, 
SPIFFY 3161, MACADAMIA 3215, AWESOME 3159, SHUCKS 3214,  0, and  0.