DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/22/2016    Duedate: 12/05/2016

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-640

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SPIFFY
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3161) [10-3-0,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SPIFFY                         SOCIAL SECURITY
EXCLAMATION! (350)             TAXES (278)
(63-3161) [10-3-0,112]         (63-2315) [0-1-0,5]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BATHSHEBA                      HOLY COW
BAD GIRLS (325)                EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3043) [12-10-0,70]         (63-3175) [5-1-0,39]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EXCLAMATION! (350)          34
2. NUTS! (345)                 12      EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)      8      Unchartered Team
4. BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)     5
5. TAXES (278)                  5      BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)  12   3  0 80.0   1/ 1*BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)  8  2 0
 2/ 0 EXCLAMATION! (350)        28  20  2 58.3   2/ 0 EXCLAMATION! (350)        4  1 0
 3/ 0 BAD GIRLS (325)          144 134 14 51.8   3/ 2 NUTS! (345)               4  4 1
 4/ 3 NUTS! (345)               56  54  8 50.9   4/ 4 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)   2  0 0
 5/ 5 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)    9   9  0 50.0   5/ 0 BAD GIRLS (325)           0  3 0
 6/ 0*TAXES (278)                0   1  0  0.0   6/ 0*TAXES (278)               0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  NUTS! had cause to celebrate, after MONGONGO 
got 19 points by beating BATHSHEBA.  A certain someone should cut down on the 
drinking and practice more, after losing 14 points to MONGONGO.  (Discrete enough, 
BATHSHEBA?) In AMEN-TEI, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a 
new Duelmaster, SPIFFY.  So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls 
and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     And how sociable are AMEN-TEI's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Perhaps the 
warriors of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS should take up some hobbies, as they are the most 
avoided team...  The warriors of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS found their efforts at combat 
frustrated as NUTS! apparently had more important things to do than fight.  Is it 
charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, 
CROAKED KAYE is the most challenged warrior.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A 
certain tavern in AMEN-TEI would I avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in AMEN-TEI is the highlight of my life.  More 
important duties call me.  AMEN-TEI, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to 
foot my bill at The Warty Toad.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPIFFY 3161                  10   3  0   112       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CASHEW 3204                  10   0  3   123       NUTS! (345)
-MADONNA 3068                  7   2  0    93       BAD GIRLS (325)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MACADAMIA 3215               11   3  2    87       NUTS! (345)
 CROAKED KAYE 3065             8   4  0    84       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)
 MONGONGO 3218                10   3  0    81       NUTS! (345)
 BATHSHEBA 3043               12  10  0    70       BAD GIRLS (325)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOW 3160                      6   2  2    53       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-ARM & HAMMER 3310             3   0  0    42       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
 AWESOME 3159                  3   0  0    42       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 HOLY COW 3175                 5   1  0    39       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DELILAH 3117                  7   9  0    30       BAD GIRLS (325)
-FAT DIAMOND 3311              3   0  0    29       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
 SHUCKS 3214                   4   1  0    25       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-HOUSEHOLD NAME 3312           3   0  0    25       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
-ANNO DOMINI 3313              3   0  0    24       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOCIAL SECURITY 2315          0   1  0     5       TAXES (278)
-SILLY SALLY 3075              0   1  0     1       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CLAIRE HALE 3282        1  2 0 BAD GIRLS 325        SPYMASTER             640  NONE
TOO LOW 3329            0  1 0 BOMBS OVER BAGHD 362 BLACK ORC             640  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CLAIRE HALE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
TOO LOW was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
MACADAMIA was handily defeated by SPIFFY in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
BATHSHEBA lost to MONGONGO in a popular 1 minute master's brawl.
CROAKED KAYE overpowered WOW in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HOLY COW viciously subdued DELILAH in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
AWESOME overpowered HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
SHUCKS overcame SOCIAL SECURITY in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        17 -   6 -  0      74  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -   8 -  2      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   7 -  1      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   6 -  2      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   3 -  1      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   5 -  0       0  |

Turn 640 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SPIFFY 3161                10   3  0  112 EXCLAMATION! (350)
SLASHING ATTACK  MACADAMIA 3215             11   3  2   87 NUTS! (345)
AIMED BLOW       CROAKED KAYE 3065           8   4  0   84 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)
WALL OF STEEL    BATHSHEBA 3043             12  10  0   70 BAD GIRLS (325)
LUNGING ATTACK   HOLY COW 3175               5   1  0   39 EXCLAMATION! (350)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BATHSHEBA 3043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HOLY COW 3175.  The ten other most popular fighters were MONGONGO 3218, AWESOME 
3159, SHUCKS 3214, SOCIAL SECURITY 2315, SPIFFY 3161, CROAKED KAYE 3065, BATHSHEBA 
3043, WOW 3160, DELILAH 3117, and CLAIRE HALE 3282.

The least popular fighter this week was MACADAMIA 3215.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TOO LOW 3329, CLAIRE HALE 3282, DELILAH 3117, WOW 3160, BATHSHEBA 3043, 
CROAKED KAYE 3065, SPIFFY 3161, SOCIAL SECURITY 2315, SHUCKS 3214, and AWESOME 3159.

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.