DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/18/2026 Duedate: 03/31/2026
DAL SHANG ARENA
DM 65 TURN 879
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HARRUMPH
SAND DANCERS (233)
(65-8021) [11-55-0,98]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HARRUMPH IN-LAW
SAND DANCERS (233) INTRUDERS (821)
(65-8021) [11-55-0,98] (65-8177) [1-1-0,23]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
HARRUMPH HARRUMPH
SAND DANCERS (233) SAND DANCERS (233)
(65-8021) [11-55-0,98] (65-8021) [11-55-0,98]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TOURNAMENT BLUES 65 (804)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. INTRUDERS (821) 34
2. TOURNAMENT BLUES 65 (804) 26 TOURNAMENT BLUES 65 (804)
3. SAND DANCERS (233) 13 Unchartered Team
4. SHADOW LIONS (274) 12
5. LOST ODYSSEY (817) 11 RX MEX2 '86 (820)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*RX MEX2 '86 (820) 2 1 0 66.7 1/ 1 TOURNAMENT BLUES 65 (804) 7 7 0
2- 2 STORMLIGHT (813) 16 10 0 61.5 2/ 2 KILLER TUNES (191) 6 5 0
3/ 3 TOURNAMENT BLUES 65 (804)239 152 15 61.1 3/ 8*INTRUDERS (821) 5 4 3
4- 4 WHILST I CHATZY (809) 68 48 2 58.6 4- 3 WHILST I CHATZY (809) 3 1 0
5/ 5 KILLER TUNES (191) 222 174 11 56.1 5- 6 SANGUINE SAINTS (198) 2 0 0
6/11*INTRUDERS (821) 5 4 3 55.6 6- 4 STORMLIGHT (813) 2 0 0
7- 6 SANGUINE SAINTS (198) 143 132 13 52.0 7/ 7 SHADOW LIONS (274) 2 1 0
8/ 7 WEATHER (206) 68 66 1 50.7 8/10 TEMERE (816) 2 1 0
9/ 8 SHADOW LIONS (274) 167 183 11 47.7 9/ 5*RX MEX2 '86 (820) 2 1 0
10/ 9 SAND DANCERS (233) 1883 2092 57 47.4 10/11 SAND DANCERS (233) 1 2 0
11/10 TEMERE (816) 13 22 0 37.1 11/ 9 WEATHER (206) 1 5 0
12/ 0*LOST ODYSSEY (817) 0 1 0 0.0 12/ 0*LOST ODYSSEY (817) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Now listen up, you know ya come home from working that nine to five and
Lay yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never really was
Burgundy. It was red, and you painted with the goddamn sprinkler and
Now you have bits and pieces of burgundy stuck to your but every time
You get off of it. You never tell your family, you never tell your
Family because, you know, ol' Junior, he's got no brains, and what can
You do? What can you do? (And old Junior, you know, got a little crazy
With that P. .J. that one day ??)
Grab yourself a can of pork soda
You'll be feeling just fine
Ain't nothin' quite like sittin' 'round the house
Swillin' down them Cans of swine
Ha ha ha! Yes, Dad's an idiot alright!
Well, alright, I'm really starting to worry about you. You had to have
That two-car garage with the large driveway so you could park that
Goddamn boat in it. If it wasn't for the boat (blah blah blah)
Grab yourself a can of pork soda
You'll be feeling just fine
Ain't nothin' quite like sittin' 'round the house
Swillin' down them Cans of swine
I like Kansas wine
Well, maybe it's something simpler, like your team lost or your
Girlfriend used to be a guy, you know, I don't know. I mean (blah blah blah)
-- Pork Soda Duelmaster
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! RX MEX2 '86 after a sorry 0-1-0 might want to
consider abandoning the sands and taking up singing the 'Can't fight no more' blues!
Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a perceptive observation?) as
INTRUDERS can attest... INTRUDERS had cause to celebrate, after IN-LAW got 22 points
by beating LITTLE SONNY JONES. CHERRY BLOSSOM certainly had a baffled expression on
hers face, after losing to GNIGHT WHVEN and losing 9 points in the process! Now I
can't insult HARRUMPH, as he has gloriously dueled to the top. Oh great new
Duelmaster!!! (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) Word has it one team in DAL SHANG
is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
And how sociable are DAL SHANG's warriors? Come, let us see. Like a horde of
jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in DAL SHANG avoid KILLER TUNES.
Like a pup with its tail between its legs, INTRUDERS scurried away from KILLER TUNES.
Oh, the shame! Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and HARRUMPH is it right now.
Most challenged warrior. Isn't SAND DANCERS proud!
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Ask not for
whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
All good things must come to an end. More important duties call me. Like a
mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid DAL SHANG farewell-- Novgorodny
Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARRUMPH 8021 11 55 0 98 SAND DANCERS (233)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SCRATCHING POST 8096 8 2 1 97 WHILST I CHATZY (809)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GNIGHT WHVEN 2018 8 7 0 90 SHADOW LIONS (274)
PORK SODA 6870 17 20 0 84 KILLER TUNES (191)
-GHRAAZZT 2476 5 3 0 83 SANGUINE SAINTS (198)
-GOD COMPLEX 8063 7 2 0 77 WHILST I CHATZY (809)
BIG WHEELER 8152 8 6 0 72 TOURNAMENT BLUES 65 (804)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHERRY BLOSSOM 1303 12 10 0 66 WEATHER (206)
-FREEWHEEL BURNING 7868 7 1 2 63 KILLER TUNES (191)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ULTRANEGATOR 8123 12 16 0 55 TEMERE (816)
WINTER SOLSTICE 1690 12 10 0 54 WEATHER (206)
STARDOG CHAMPION 7635 13 9 0 48 KILLER TUNES (191)
-SIGZIL 8143 4 0 0 48 STORMLIGHT (813)
BIG MOOSE WALKER 8151 8 6 1 44 TOURNAMENT BLUES 65 (804)
SON SEALS 8164 4 2 0 39 TOURNAMENT BLUES 65 (804)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IN-LAW 8177 1 1 0 23 INTRUDERS (821)
-SICK OF YOU 8101 2 0 0 18 KILLER TUNES (191)
E. HEMINGWAY 8173 2 1 0 17 RX MEX2 '86 (820)
ROACH 8180 2 0 2 15 INTRUDERS (821)
-SALESMAN 8178 1 0 1 15 INTRUDERS (821)
LITTLE SONNY JONES 8165 4 2 0 14 TOURNAMENT BLUES 65 (804)
THIEF 8176 1 2 0 11 INTRUDERS (821)
FLOYD JONES 8181 0 1 0 1 TOURNAMENT BLUES 65 (804)
-ANT 8179 0 1 0 1 INTRUDERS (821)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HORROR OF YIG 8100 0 1 0 KILLER TUNES 191 ROACH 8180 877
KING GOHTZA 8134 0 1 0 LOST ODYSSEY 817 ROACH 8180 879
TUTU JONES 8174 1 1 0 TOURNAMENT BLUES 804 SALESMAN 8178 877
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GNIGHT WHVEN devastated CHERRY BLOSSOM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
STARDOG CHAMPION was demolished by BIG WHEELER in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
PORK SODA was savagely defeated by HARRUMPH in a 3 minute master's Title duel.
BIG MOOSE WALKER narrowly defeated SAGAT OF PAIDAN in a 2 minute match.
WINTER SOLSTICE slimly lost to ULTRANEGATOR in a slow 11 minute bloody expert's brawl.
SON SEALS overpowered E. HEMINGWAY in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LITTLE SONNY JONES was handily defeated by IN-LAW in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ROACH dispatched KING GOHTZA in a 1 minute duel.
THIEF overpowered FLOYD JONES in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 1 - 0 90 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 5 - 0 71 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 6 - 1 65 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 12 - 0 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 8 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 11 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 12 - 2 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
Turn 879 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL GNIGHT WHVEN 2018 8 7 0 90 SHADOW LIONS (274)
SLASHING ATTACK BIG WHEELER 8152 8 6 0 72 TOURNAMENT BLUES 65 (804)
STRIKING ATTACK CHERRY BLOSSOM 1303 12 10 0 66 WEATHER (206)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WINTER SOLSTICE 1690 12 10 0 54 WEATHER (206)
PARRY-LUNGE STARDOG CHAMPION 7635 13 9 0 48 KILLER TUNES (191)
LUNGING ATTACK BIG MOOSE WALKER 8151 8 6 1 44 TOURNAMENT BLUES 65 (804)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HARRUMPH 8021. The most popular warrior this turn
was HARRUMPH 8021. The ten other most popular fighters were SON SEALS 8164, GNIGHT
WHVEN 2018, BIG MOOSE WALKER 8151, IN-LAW 8177, BIG WHEELER 8152, ROACH 8180, THIEF
8176, CHERRY BLOSSOM 1303, PORK SODA 6870, and E. HEMINGWAY 8173.
The least popular fighter this week was ULTRANEGATOR 8123. The other ten least
popular fighters were FLOYD JONES 8181, LITTLE SONNY JONES 8165, WINTER SOLSTICE
1690, STARDOG CHAMPION 7635, KING GOHTZA 8134, E. HEMINGWAY 8173, PORK SODA 6870,
CHERRY BLOSSOM 1303, THIEF 8176, and ROACH 8180.