DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/03/2016    Duedate: 03/30/2016

KYR'TERR ARENA

DM-71    TURN-299

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SHIVER
100% CANADIAN (280)
(71-2632) [10-2-0,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SHIVER                         PEPPER
100% CANADIAN (280)            WARCKERS (811)
(71-2632) [10-2-0,105]         (71-7058) [5-1-0,47]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SHIVER                         SHIVER
100% CANADIAN (280)            100% CANADIAN (280)
(71-2632) [10-2-0,105]         (71-2632) [10-2-0,105]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WARCKERS (811)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HOME LIFE (818)             29
2. 100% CANADIAN (280)         27      100% CANADIAN (280)
3. WAR-C-KERS (812)            24      Unchartered Team
4. FACE TO FACE (298)          14
5. FEAR FACTORY 22 (789)       13      FACE TO FACE (298)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*FACE TO FACE (298)         1   0  0  100   1/ 2*WARCKERS (811)           12  2 2
 2/ 8*FEAR FACTORY 22 (789)      3   1  0 75.0   2/ 3 HOME LIFE (818)          12  3 0
 3/ 4*WARCKERS (811)            20   7  4 74.1   3/ 1 100% CANADIAN (280)      11  3 1
 4/ 9 100% CANADIAN (280)       58  36  4 61.7   4/ 4 WAR-C-KERS (812)          9  1 2
 5/14 HOME LIFE (818)          198 166 11 54.4   5/ 5 SECOND CHANCES (558)      5  8 0
 6-15*TRIBE FRACTAL LUX (785)    7   6  0 53.8   6/ 6 SHERWOOD FOREST (817)     4 10 1
 7/13 SHERWOOD FOREST (817)    228 196 29 53.8   7/10*FEAR FACTORY 22 (789)     3  0 0
 8/16 WAR-C-KERS (812)         197 170 12 53.7   8/11*FEAR FACTORY 12 (799)     3  0 0
 9/17 SECOND CHANCES (558)      66  60  5 52.4   9- 0 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (825)   2  0 0
10-18*FEAR FACTORY 2 (809)       1   1  0 50.0  10/12*FEAR FACTORY 5 (806)      2  3 0
11/ 0 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (825)   83  86  2 49.1  11/ 0*FACE TO FACE (298)        1  0 0
12-19 ARENAS II (310)           11  14  0 44.0  12- 8 ARENAS II (310)           1  0 0
13/21*FEAR FACTORY 12 (799)      3   4  0 42.9  13/13*FEAR FACTORY 1 (810)      1  2 0
14/20*FEAR FACTORY 5 (806)       3   5  0 37.5  14-21*TRIBE FRACTAL LUX (785)   0  2 0
15/22*FEAR FACTORY 1 (810)       2   6  0 25.0  15-20*FEAR FACTORY 6 (805)      0  1 0
16-23*FEAR FACTORY 6 (805)       0  12  0  0.0  16-16*FEAR FACTORY 2 (809)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  KYR'TERR needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, 100% CANADIAN 
had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by WARCKERS!  Way to go 
WARCKERS!  I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings or anything, but ARENAS II really 
goofed with their 0-0-0.  The guys at TRIBE FRACTAL LUX like really pulled together 
to get a 0-0-0 this turn, moving up by 7.  What was the name of that team who got 
3-0-0 this turn for a total 197-170-12 you ask?  (Sure)  WAR-C-KERS' their name, and 
fighting's their game!  MVP award for PEPPER?  WARCKERS' proud of him after beating 
CAPTURED ORC and getting 16 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  ELECTRIC got 
smashed by RAVEN AUTARCHY, and lost 10 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is 
being unfair?  I think SHIVER should let KHALHUMS DWARF be Duelmaster for a while, 
without fighting about it.  Who was the wiseguy that said KYR'TERR's Duelmaster was 
paying for drinks at The Dripping Blade?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All KYR'TERR ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out 
of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHIVER 2632                  10   2  0   105       100% CANADIAN (280)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TITANIUM 7081                 8   5  1   104       WAR-C-KERS (812)
 BAR-B-DOO 7071               14   4  0    97       WAR-C-KERS (812)
 SCREAMER 7203                12   2  0    96       HOME LIFE (818)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLIZZARD 2827                 9   0  2    87       100% CANADIAN (280)
 SHE SCREAMS 7196             10   3  0    84       HOME LIFE (818)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAD APPLE 7255                6   0  0    58       SECOND CHANCES (558)
-FOX 7362                     10   7  0    57       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (825)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIGHT'S OUT 7275              5   0  0    54       HOME LIFE (818)
-ROOK 7359                    13   4  0    53       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (825)
 WINTERCOLD 7291               4   0  0    52       100% CANADIAN (280)
 PEPPER 7058                   5   1  0    47       WARCKERS (811)
 PUPPY LOVE 7276               5   0  0    47       HOME LIFE (818)
 ANTHONY HENDAY 7253           4   0  1    47       100% CANADIAN (280)
 RAVEN AUTARCHY 6928           3   1  0    46       FEAR FACTORY 22 (789)
 HORRIBLE 7128                 8   6  1    44       SHERWOOD FOREST (817)
 DARNELL 7063                  5   1  1    43       WAR-C-KERS (812)
 ELECTRIC 7057                 4   2  2    35       WARCKERS (811)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PERISTYLIUM 7014              3   1  0    32       FEAR FACTORY 5 (806)
 MELT DOWN 7298                4   0  0    31       WARCKERS (811)
 SUFFOCATING SIGHT 6978        3   1  0    27       FEAR FACTORY 12 (799)
 MIDLIFE CRISIS 7330           3   0  1    25       WAR-C-KERS (812)
 PARADISE IN EXILE 7037        2   2  0    24       FEAR FACTORY 1 (810)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CATALYST 7056                 3   0  1    22       WARCKERS (811)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHAGGY 7059                   4   2  1    21       WARCKERS (811)
 AUTUMN DAWN 7267              3   2  0    18       SHERWOOD FOREST (817)
 I'M BUSY 2877                 1   0  0    14       FACE TO FACE (298)
 DRUID MAGIC 7269              3   2  1    12       SHERWOOD FOREST (817)
-RATTLER 7356                  1   3  0     7       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (825)
-BOTTLED RAGE 7274             1   3  0     6       SECOND CHANCES (558)
 ANGRY BIRDS 7335              1   2  0     5       HOME LIFE (818)
 SCARS DON'T SWEAT 7326        0   2  0     5       FEAR FACTORY 5 (806)
-GRU 7354                      0   1  0     1       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (825)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CAPTURED ORC            0  0 0                      ANTHONY HENDAY 7253   299  NONE
FALLHARVEST 7292        2  2 0 100% CANADIAN 280    STONE GOLEM           299  NONE
BENEATH THE TIDE 7031   1  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 2 809   CATALYST 7056         297   
JUDGEMENT STRIKE 7011   0  4 0 FEAR FACTORY 6 805   DRUID MAGIC 7269      297   
GENESIS 7294            2  2 0 SECOND CHANCES 558   BANDIT PRINCE         299  NONE
MULLIGAN 7352           0  1 0 SECOND CHANCES 558   HIGH ELF              299  NONE
PATRICK HENRY 5136      5  5 0 SECOND CHANCES 558   DARK CHAMPION         299  NONE
HEDIES 7419             0  1 0 SHERWOOD FOREST 817  BANDIT PRINCE         299  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FALLHARVEST was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
PATRICK HENRY was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
GENESIS was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
HEDIES was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
MULLIGAN was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
SHIVER demolished KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute mismatched Title competition.
BAR-B-DOO devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHE SCREAMS viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
SCREAMER vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ANTHONY HENDAY viciously butchered CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
WINTERCOLD vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
LIGHT'S OUT overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PUPPY LOVE demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
BAD APPLE devastated PARADISE IN EXILE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ELECTRIC was bested by RAVEN AUTARCHY in a 2 minute bout.
HORRIBLE was overcome by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute gory conflict.
DARNELL viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute bloody bout.
SHAGGY lost to PERISTYLIUM in a exciting 1 minute fray.
PEPPER devastated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
AUTUMN DAWN defeated SCARS DON'T SWEAT in a exciting 3 minute brutal novice's bout.
SUFFOCATING SIGHT savagely defeated DRUID MAGIC in a 3 minute amateur's fight.
MELT DOWN overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute uneven fight.
MIDLIFE CRISIS subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute beginner's bout.
ANGRY BIRDS was vanquished by I'M BUSY in a 1 minute mismatched fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       9         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -   3 -  0      86  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       19 -   4 -  1      83  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   2 -  1      82  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        41 -  17 -  6      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    37 -  30 -  5      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   6 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  13 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  49 -  1      22  |

Turn 299 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  0     AIMED BLOW         4 -  5         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     SHIVER 2632                10   2  0  105 100% CANADIAN (280)
AIMED BLOW       BAR-B-DOO 7071             14   4  0   97 WAR-C-KERS (812)
SLASHING ATTACK  SCREAMER 7203              12   2  0   96 HOME LIFE (818)
BASHING ATTACK   SHE SCREAMS 7196           10   3  0   84 HOME LIFE (818)
LUNGING ATTACK   ANTHONY HENDAY 7253         4   0  1   47 100% CANADIAN (280)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAVEN AUTARCHY 6928         3   1  0   46 FEAR FACTORY 22 (789)
TOTAL PARRY      HORRIBLE 7128               8   6  1   44 SHERWOOD FOREST (817)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SHIVER 2632.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SHIVER 2632.  The ten other most popular fighters were SUFFOCATING SIGHT 6978, SCARS 
DON'T SWEAT 7326, ANTHONY HENDAY 7253, SHE SCREAMS 7196, WINTERCOLD 7291, DARNELL 
7063, AUTUMN DAWN 7267, DRUID MAGIC 7269, SCREAMER 7203, and PUPPY LOVE 7276.

The least popular fighter this week was MELT DOWN 7298.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PARADISE IN EXILE 7037, HEDIES 7419, PATRICK HENRY 5136, ANGRY BIRDS 
7335, ELECTRIC 7057, MULLIGAN 7352, GENESIS 7294, I'M BUSY 2877, PERISTYLIUM 7014, 
and SHAGGY 7059.

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

     The crowd was surprisingly orderly, but it was still a crowd, and the Commission 
clerk, Algernon, looked at it uneasily.  Whenever this many people came together to 
petition for something, it meant trouble.  For him, anyway.  Records to be altered.  
Altering records was Bad.  It made Extra Work.
     His assistant clerk leaned close and whispered, "If it weren't for gladiators, we 
wouldn't have jobs.  Smile at them and ask what they want."
     Algernon closed his eyes briefly.  Looking at this crowd made him dizzy.  They 
were all wearing black and white stripes.  Like a herd of zebras, except that zebras 
didn't carry swords.  Then he took a deep breath and managed a smile.  "What... ah, 
what can I do for you?"
     "We want new names," the first gladiator said.  There was a number on the front 
of his shirt:  0381.  He thumped the number with his thumb.  "This here isn't a 
name--"
     "We want REAL names!"  That voice came from farther back in the crowd.
     "Yeah!  We've paid our dues," another shouted, "and we've EARNED real names!"
     One from the very back yelled, "I want to be called Tom."
     All the others turned to look at him.
     Algernon couldn't see him, but apparently those looks were accusing.  Well, he 
could understand that, "Tom" was such a... common name.
     "My mom called me Tom," the voice in the back protested.  "It's a good name."
     "It isn't the name you put on the petition," 0381 said.  "We talked about this.  
We got our manager's agreement.  You get the name on the petition."
     "But--!"
     Algernon didn't really want to keep staring at all these stripes while they 
argued.  He picked up the petition.  "These names are the ones you want?"
     0381 turned back.  "Yes."
     "It's a lot of trouble, and when other people see that YOU are getting name 
changes, THEY are going to want them--"  Seeing the gladiators beginning to frown... 
and finger their weapons, he went on quickly, "So I figure we might as well make it a 
complete deal.  A Name-Change-O-Rama.  Everyone who wants a name change can petition 
for it.  Get it all over with at once."  He glanced at the petition, shuddered 
slightly, and passed it to his clerk.  "We'll announce it, proclaim it, even, and you 
will get the names on this petition.  And others will get the names THEY think they 
should have had, too."  He paused.  "And I think I'll get a new name, I'm tired of 
being an Algernon...."

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     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of March.  If 
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI