DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/24/2014    Duedate: 08/20/2014

KYR'TERR ARENA

DM-71    TURN-278

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JOCK-IN-THE-BOX
SCOTCH (720)
(71-6370) [16-1-0,138]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JOCK-IN-THE-BOX                SHUB-NIGGURATH
SCOTCH (720)                   OUTER GODS (784)
(71-6370) [16-1-0,138]         (71-6873) [7-2-0,52]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HAUGHA RYDE                    JOCK-IN-THE-BOX
THE ZOO (703)                  SCOTCH (720)
(71-6553) [21-17-0,87]         (71-6370) [16-1-0,138]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OUTER GODS (784)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BAD COMBINATIONS (716)      39
2. NIGHTHAWKS (387)            36      SCOTCH (720)
3. WS ARMS 2012 (761)          25      Unchartered Team
4. SAY AGAIN (760)             17
5. AL EAST (765)               16       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*RYAN'S SAYINGS (770)       1   0  0  100   1/ 2*OUTER GODS (784)          8  6 0
 2/ 0*SAY AGAIN (760)            1   0  0  100   2/ 1 ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)       6  6 0
 3/ 0*WS BATS 2012 (762)         1   0  0  100   3/ 3 THE ZOO (703)             6  9 1
 4- 2 BOMBS AWAY (694)          21   3  4 87.5   4/ 4 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)      4 11 0
 5/ 1 SCOTCH (720)              16   3  0 84.2   5- 5 NEW YORK (662)            3  0 0
 6- 3 NEW YORK (662)            66  18  3 78.6   6/ 0 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)    3  0 0
 7/ 4 PIG PEN (717)             11   3  0 78.6   7/ 6 SCOTCH (720)              3  1 0
 8/ 0 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)    21   7  0 75.0   8/ 0 NIGHTHAWKS (387)          3  2 1
 9/ 5*OUTER GODS (784)          29  14  1 67.4   9/ 7 TOTAL CHAOS (27)          3  3 0
10/ 6 TOTAL CHAOS (27)          39  35  1 52.7  10- 8 BOMBS AWAY (694)          1  0 0
11/ 0*WS ARMS 2012 (761)         1   1  1 50.0  11/ 0*SAY AGAIN (760)           1  0 0
12/ 7 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)      61  73  1 45.5  12/ 0*WS BATS 2012 (762)        1  0 0
13/ 8 ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)       29  38  3 43.3  13/ 0*RYAN'S SAYINGS (770)      1  0 0
14/ 9 THE ZOO (703)            638 850 15 42.9  14/ 0*WS ARMS 2012 (761)        1  1 1
15/ 0 NIGHTHAWKS (387)          76 141 10 35.0  15/ 0*AL EAST (765)             1  1 0
16/ 0*AL EAST (765)              2   4  0 33.3  16/ 9 PIG PEN (717)             1  2 0
17/ 0*NL WEST (764)              0   1  0  0.0  17/ 0*NL WEST (764)             0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 376): CLYDE D'CLUB of PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 374): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 6371: PITCHFORK of USEFUL WEAPONS (Smithy, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 327): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 349): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 343): CASTLE THUNDER of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 330): HEART OF GLASS of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 324): MALICE of IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 309): INNUK SHUK of WORLD BLADES 15 (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 302): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 277): JOCK-IN-THE-BOX of SCOTCH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 279): F.U.B.A.R. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 94): WHITEY D'EAGLE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 276): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 376): Z GLADIATORS (Mr. Zee, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 374): LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 371): WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 327): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 349): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 343): D.A. REJECTS (Spirit, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 330): PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 324): OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 309): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 302): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 277): ZOMBIE SQUADS (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 279): WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 94): NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 276): AGED et al (Methusaleh, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 374): IWO JIMA of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 373): MERCURY of PLANETS (Stargazer, mgr.)
                          POP TARGET of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 349): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 343): EXPOSED of HORNY GOAT X (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 329): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 323): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 301): I MOTHER EARTH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
                               FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 94): WHITEY D'EAGLE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Nothing is certain in KYR'TERR, with changing 
loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top team--OUTER GODS.  Those 
betting on PIG PEN lost their shirt, as PIG PEN lost their fighting abilities:  
1-0-0.  NIGHTHAWKS had cause to celebrate, after RONEN got 23 points by beating 
YIBB-TSTLL.  Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by GRRR, of 
ZOMBIE SQUADS, who despite a 7-4-2 couldn't overcome KYR'TERR's Number 1.  So who was 
the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's 
got a basic problem...   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of PIZZA TOPPINGS, alone and unchallenged.  The 
warriors of PIZZA TOPPINGS found their efforts at combat frustrated as OUTER GODS 
apparently had more important things to do than fight.  Is it charming personality?  
Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, HAUGHA RYDE is the 
most challenged warrior.  Mismatched by 13 points, WRAITH subdued FOUR EYES.  Is this 
really worth noting?  I thought FOUR EYES showed great skill and promise when he was 
beat by WRAITH.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  The audience 
gave a nice round of rasberries to YIBB-TSTLL of OUTER GODS, for expiring in such an 
ungraceful fashion.  5-4-0, indeed!  SALLY TURKEL of THE ZOO spared MOTHER OF PUS 
(5-4-1) from having to lose any more fights.  What's your next plan, OUTER GODS?  
Justice was served as SALLY TURKEL fought MOTHER OF PUS in bloodfeud.  Well done, THE 
ZOO!  Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have 
fallen into an unconscious stupor.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  More important duties call me.  Like a mixed 
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid KYR'TERR farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 6370         16   1  0   138       SCOTCH (720)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HALIFAX 6106                 14   2  4   120       BOMBS AWAY (694)
-TURNPIKE 5822                16   2  1   119       NEW YORK (662)
-FINGER LAKES 5821            16   3  1   117       NEW YORK (662)
 TOBEORNOTTOBE 280            12   8  0   100       TOTAL CHAOS (27)
 BALLROOM DENTISTRY 6350      10   1  0   100       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
 GRRR 6647                     7   4  2    98       ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)
 WRAITH 6653                  10   5  0    93       ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)
-PROFESSOR OLDER 5825         14   5  0    91       NEW YORK (662)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAUGHA RYDE 6553             21  17  0    87       THE ZOO (703)
 KESTEREL 5950                10   4  0    81       NIGHTHAWKS (387)
 FOUR EYES 281                15   9  0    80       TOTAL CHAOS (27)
 SWINE FLU 6358               11   2  0    80       PIG PEN (717)
 REVOLUTION 6384              11   8  1    71       TOTAL CHAOS (27)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RONEN 6048                    5   0  1    66       NIGHTHAWKS (387)
 JALAPENO 6670                11  10  1    58       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TORNADO GOLFING 6351          4   2  0    56       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
 ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT 6353      7   4  0    53       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
 SHUB-NIGGURATH 6873           7   2  0    52       OUTER GODS (784)
 PINEAPPLE 6627               11  16  0    49       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
 SALLY TURKEL 6858             8   4  2    49       THE ZOO (703)
 KALI FLOWER 6636             10  18  0    48       THE ZOO (703)
 HAM 6626                     10  17  0    47       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
-LANCASTER 6103                4   0  0    45       BOMBS AWAY (694)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE HYDRA 6874                6   1  0    43       OUTER GODS (784)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED SOX 6745                  2   1  0    27       AL EAST (765)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CXAXUKLUTH 6872               6   3  0    22       OUTER GODS (784)
-STRATOFORTRESS 6104           3   1  0    20       BOMBS AWAY (694)
 SERGIO ROMO 6727              1   0  1    20       WS ARMS 2012 (761)
 RONIN 6075                    2   2  0    17       NIGHTHAWKS (387)
 LADY REDUNDANT WOMAN 6722     1   0  0    17       SAY AGAIN (760)
 DAGGER 6031                   4   4  0    16       NIGHTHAWKS (387)
 IGONA KEEN 6880               3   1  1    15       THE ZOO (703)
 PABLO SANDOVAL 6728           1   0  0    15       WS BATS 2012 (762)
 ORIOLE 6747                   0   3  0    11       AL EAST (765)
 DO SOMETHING 6770             1   0  0    10       RYAN'S SAYINGS (770)
-CATSKILL 6667                 1   0  0     9       NEW YORK (662)
 ANCHOVY JR 6879               1   4  0     7       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
 GIANT 6740                    0   1  0     7       NL WEST (764)
 GREEN PEPPER 6881             1   2  0     6       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
 HANSON FOXXE 6883             1   2  0     5       THE ZOO (703)
 MATT CAIN 6725                0   1  0     5       WS ARMS 2012 (761)
 EPISTE 6165                   0   1  0     1       NIGHTHAWKS (387)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      SERGIO ROMO 6727      278  NONE
MOTHER OF PUS 6871      5  4 1 OUTER GODS 784       SALLY TURKEL 6858     278   
YIBB-TSTLL 6875         5  4 0 OUTER GODS 784       RONEN 6048            278   
HOOTS MON 6448          0  1 0 SCOTCH 720           SHEWISH GIANT         278  NONE
ERNIE GUUL 6436        14 36 0 THE ZOO 703          GRRR 6647             275  REVENGED
H. BILL JIBI 6717       2  9 0 THE ZOO 703          MOTHER OF PUS 6871    274  JUST REVENGED
BINKY 6884              1  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS 753    BLACK ORC             278  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

One-four, bummer for my teammates.  *I* won, but then, I *like* green peppers. --
Igona Keen

I want to protest all these THINGS with TENTACLES.  It's indecent, all those
tentacles waving around. -- Kali Flower

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BINKY was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HOOTS MON was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
TOBEORNOTTOBE overcame HAUGHA RYDE in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge match.
FOUR EYES was bested by WRAITH in a 6 minute Challenge contest.
REVOLUTION overpowered PINEAPPLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX bested GRRR in a popular 3 minute expert's Title brawl.
BALLROOM DENTISTRY devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
SWINE FLU defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute melee.
KESTEREL outwaited JALAPENO in a crowd boring 19 minute duel.
YIBB-TSTLL was assassinated by RONEN in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
MOTHER OF PUS was slain by SALLY TURKEL in a 1 minute match.
TORNADO GOLFING handily defeated KALI FLOWER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT outlasted HAM in a unpopular 17 minute master's match.
SHUB-NIGGURATH viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute battle.
THE HYDRA overcame CAPTURED ORC in a 6 minute conflict.
CXAXUKLUTH outlasted ORIOLE in a popular 7 minute duel.
DAGGER was devastated by RED SOX in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HANSON FOXXE was overpowered by LADY REDUNDANT WOMAN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
GREEN PEPPER bested GIANT in a 1 minute novice's fight.
IGONA KEEN savagely defeated MATT CAIN in a exciting 4 minute gory novice's bout.
ANCHOVY JR was handily defeated by RONIN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
PABLO SANDOVAL overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DO SOMETHING demolished EPISTE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SERGIO ROMO slaughtered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  14 -  1      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        25 -  19 -  1      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         TOTAL PARRY       28 -  22 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  11 -  1      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   6 -  2      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  20 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 278 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  5         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 6370       16   1  0  138 SCOTCH (720)
WALL OF STEEL    BALLROOM DENTISTRY 6350    10   1  0  100 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
TOTAL PARRY      WRAITH 6653                10   5  0   93 ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)
STRIKING ATTACK  HAUGHA RYDE 6553           21  17  0   87 THE ZOO (703)
AIMED BLOW       FOUR EYES 281              15   9  0   80 TOTAL CHAOS (27)
SLASHING ATTACK  RONEN 6048                  5   0  1   66 NIGHTHAWKS (387)
BASHING ATTACK   JALAPENO 6670              11  10  1   58 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HAUGHA RYDE 6553.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 6370.  The ten other most popular fighters were ORIOLE 6747, 
IGONA KEEN 6880, BALLROOM DENTISTRY 6350, SWINE FLU 6358, MATT CAIN 6725, 
TOBEORNOTTOBE 280, TORNADO GOLFING 6351, SHUB-NIGGURATH 6873, REVOLUTION 6384, and 
GRRR 6647.

The least popular fighter this week was HAM 6626.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JALAPENO 6670, ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT 6353, KESTEREL 5950, THE HYDRA 6874, 
CXAXUKLUTH 6872, EPISTE 6165, ANCHOVY JR 6879, HANSON FOXXE 6883, DAGGER 6031, and 
KALI FLOWER 6636.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

TOBEORNOTTOBE (71-280) TOTAL CHAOS (27)