DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/18/2016    Duedate: 09/14/2016

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-304

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

UNREALITY
BB REALITY SHOW (824)
(72-7016) [13-0-0,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

UNREALITY                      FORMS
BB REALITY SHOW (824)          BASH BROS DMV (924)
(72-7016) [13-0-0,124]         (72-7540) [7-2-0,96]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GENE AUTRY                     LEAK
COWBOY CROONERS (981)          BASH BROS GAS (989)
(72-7838) [17-26-3,107]        (72-7886) [6-1-1,47]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS SNOW (1014)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS SNOW (1014)       47
2. OUTLAWS (643)               44      B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
3. BASH BROS MLM (973)         42      Unchartered Team
4. DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)     35
5. BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)   28BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  12   0  0  100   1/ 2 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)    10  4 0
 2/ 4*BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)   4   0  0  100   2/ 6*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  9  0 0
 3/ 0*DUCHY OF REN (1257)        1   0  1  100   3/ 5*BB JUNK EMAIL (972)       8  1 1
 4/ 0*ONYX HORDE (1051)          1   0  0  100   4/11*BASH BROS MLM (973)       8  1 1
 5/ 7*BASH BROS MLM (973)       14   1  1 93.3   5/ 1 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    8  7 0
 6/ 8 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)    22   2  4 91.7   6/12 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      7  2 0
 7/ 2*BB JUNK EMAIL (972)       10   1  1 90.9   7/10*BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  6  0 1
 8/ 3*BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)    9   1  0 90.0   8/ 3 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  6  2 2
 9/ 9 BB REALITY SHOW (824)     17   2  1 89.5   9/ 4 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  6  2 0
10/10*BASH BROS CONDO (979)     16   2  1 88.9  10/21 OUTLAWS (643)             6  9 0
11/13*BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  13   2  1 86.7  11/16*BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)  5  1 1
12/14 BASH BROS GARDENER (975)  11   2  0 84.6  12/18*BASH BROS CONDO (979)     5  1 0
13-15*PBS KIDS (920)             5   1  1 83.3  13/27*BASH BROS GAS (989)       5  1 0
14/12 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  24   5  2 82.8  14/17*BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   5  1 0
15-17 BASH BROS BUS (821)       29   7  1 80.6  15/ 7 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  5  3 1
16/11*BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)   8   2  1 80.0  16-15 NL CENTRAL (783)          5  3 0
17/22 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     33   9  2 78.6  17/34*BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)  4  0 0
18-20 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      18   5  1 78.3  18/13*BASH BROS DMV (924)       4  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/16*BASH BROS BEER (966)      14   4  0 77.8  19/14*BASH BROS BEER (966)      4  2 0
20-21*CUB GREATS (1121)          7   2  0 77.8  20/30 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     4  2 0
21/18*BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025)  13   4  0 76.5  21- 8*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   4  2 0
22/24 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  32  10  0 76.2  22-20 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  4  2 0
23/19 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  30  10  3 75.0  23-19 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     4  4 0
24/26 BASH BROS TREES (871)     38  13  1 74.5  24/22 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)      3  0 0
25/25 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      25   9  0 73.5  25/23 BASH BROS TREES (871)     3  0 0
26/23 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    33  12  2 73.3  26/32 BASH BROS GARDENER (975)  3  0 0
27-27 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       33  12  2 73.3  27-24 BAD COMBOS (689)          3  0 0
28/29 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)      33  12  1 73.3  28- 9 BASH BROS BUS (821)       3  0 0
29-28 BAD COMBOS (689)          30  11  2 73.2  29/36 BB REALITY SHOW (824)     3  0 0
30-31*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   15   6  0 71.4  30-26 BASH BROS ROAD SI (1275)  3  1 1
31/30 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    17   7  0 70.8  31/49*FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)     3  1 0
32/32 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    54  24  2 69.2  32/52 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   3  2 0
33/41*BASH BROS GAS (989)       10   5  1 66.7  33/39*BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025)  3  3 0
34/38 BASH BROS FRUIT (997)     10   5  0 66.7  34/40 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    3  3 0
35/ 5*BASH BROS CLOSET (947)     2   1  0 66.7  35/31 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     3  3 0
36-33 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)    122  63  6 65.9  36/41 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)    2  0 1
37-34 MORE VODKA (694)          15   8  1 65.2  37-35*CUB GREATS (1121)         2  0 0
38-36 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  22  12  0 64.7  38/43*FEAR FACTORY (1118)       2  0 0
39-37*BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)     9   5  0 64.3  39/33*BASH BROS CLOSET (947)    2  1 0
40/39 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     48  28  2 63.2  40/37 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)     2  1 0
41-40 MONGREL HORDE (680)       58  36  7 61.7  41/29 DEADLY RAGE (158)         2  1 0
42/42 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     16  11  0 59.3  42/25 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    2  1 0
43/43*BASH BROS DMV (924)       13  10  0 56.5  43/38 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     2  1 0
44/44 DEADLY RAGE (158)        166 128  9 56.5  44/54 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    2  4 0
45-45 NL CENTRAL (783)          47  38  0 55.3  45/ 0*DUCHY OF REN (1257)       1  0 1
46-46 BASH BROS ROAD SI (1275)  42  38  2 52.5  46-28*BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)    1  0 0
47/56*FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)      4   4  0 50.0  47/ 0*ONYX HORDE (1051)         1  0 0
48/65*SELLSWORDS VII (1046)      1   1  0 50.0  48-46 ONE LETTER OFF (917)      1  1 0
49/51 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)      5   6  0 45.5  49-47*PBS KIDS (920)            1  1 0
50/49 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    42  58  2 42.0  50/61*SELLSWORDS VII (1046)     1  1 0
51/50 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   52  75  2 40.9  51/44*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)     1  1 0
52/53 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     50  77  3 39.4  52-50 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      1  1 0
53-52 ONE LETTER OFF (917)       5   8  0 38.5  53/48*FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)    1  2 0
54/54 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     25  44  1 36.2  54/51 BASH BROS FRUIT (997)     1  2 0
55/55 OUTLAWS (643)             72 129  8 35.8  55-53 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       1  2 0
56/48*FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)     1   2  0 33.3  56/55 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     1  6 0
57-59 MY CARTOONS (1128)        22  48  0 31.4  57/57*FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)     0  3 0
58/62*FEAR FACTORY (1118)        3   9  0 25.0  58/56 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)    0  3 0
59/60*FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)      2   6  0 25.0  59/58*FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)    0  3 0
60/57*FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)      1   3  0 25.0  60/62*FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)    0  2 0
61/58*FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)     1   3  0 25.0  61/63*FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)     0  2 0
62/61 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)     3  11  0 21.4  62-59 MONGREL HORDE (680)       0  2 0
63/63*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)      1   6  0 14.3  63-60 MY CARTOONS (1128)        0  1 0
64/64*FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)     0   2  0  0.0  64-64 MORE VODKA (694)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  The boys at BASH BROS REMOTE left the arena dejected, after being 
kicked out of the top spot by BASH BROS SNOW.  Good show!  Perhaps it is OUTLAWS 
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 21st to 10th last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after BASH BROS GAS showed 
DRAGONHEAD what they could do:  2-0-0 to move up by 14.  Like a chunk of francium 
heaved into a wet pond, BASH BROS DISEASE blew up the rankings to 17!  Managers were 
muttering after FEAR FACTORY 2 showed DRAGONHEAD what they could do:  2-0-0 to move 
up by 18.  Perhaps it is DYNASTY WARRIORS members' intannibility that enabled them to 
move from 52nd to 32nd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) The boys at DEADLY 
RAGE aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 12 drop 
last week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of BASH BROS 
LAWYER.  Note their drop in the rankings from 25th to 42nd.  Watch out!!!  Like a 
chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, SELLSWORDS VII blew up the rankings to 11!  
Say what you will about blind luck and dirty fighting, but BASH BROS MLM will tell 
you 14-1-1 is nothing to laugh at...  Practice pays for ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS, who 
pummelled KHALHUMS DWARF, to pocket 21 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of 
which, KUNG-FU MASTER was winsome, after beating FIRE WON'T START and seeing him lose 
19 points.  A certain someone saw TURBULENT BILLIARDS at The Welcome Wench with the 
shakes, and now it fails to show up to defend its throne.  What a pathetic slob!  In 
DRAGONHEAD, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new 
Duelmaster, UNREALITY.  Word has it one team in DRAGONHEAD is using psychics to 
predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the 
lion, so did the "warriors" in DRAGONHEAD avoid OUTLAWS.  Like a pup with its tail 
between its legs, BASH BROS SNOW scurried away from OUTLAWS.  Oh, the shame!  Is it 
charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, 
MR RIGHT HANDED is the most challenged warrior.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Q:  What's a record like 13-3-0 get you?  A:  A free trip to the Dark Arena!  
This week's winner:  DERAILED of BASH BROS TRAIN!  The manager at BASH BROS TRAIN 
must have some new strategy for sending DERAILED, a warrior with 13-3-0, to the Dark 
Arena.  Watch this space!  Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate 
long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor.   
     Do not think spyreporting in DRAGONHEAD is the highlight of my life.  More 
important duties call me.  DRAGONHEAD, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to 
foot my bill at The Welcome Wench.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNREALITY 7016               13   0  0   124       BB REALITY SHOW (824)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306     13   2  0   136       BAD COMBOS (689)
-CUB 6810                     10   9  0   123       NL CENTRAL (783)
-BASES LOADED WALK 6582       11   1  0   122       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-TIM SALMON 6290              12   4  0   120       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 ESL 6558                     18   1  1   116       B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
 FAKE SALE PRICE 7775         15   2  0   112       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 DEAD PLANTS 8159             11   1  0   112       BASH BROS GARDENER (975)
-UNDERDOG 6250                15   3  0   110       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-LATE 7002                    15   1  0   109       BASH BROS BUS (821)
-ASTRO 6805                   12   4  0   108       NL CENTRAL (783)
 OVERGROWN 7263               21   9  0   107       BASH BROS TREES (871)
 GENE AUTRY 7838              17  26  3   107       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
-RUDE DRIVER 7001             14   3  1   104       BASH BROS BUS (821)
-TRASH 6840                    9   1  0    98       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 COPYCAT 5854                 16  20  1    96       OUTLAWS (643)
 FORMS 7540                    7   2  0    96       BASH BROS DMV (924)
-CHICKEN S#!^ 5952            20  20  0    94       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-PIRATE 6806                  12   7  0    94       NL CENTRAL (783)
-BADGER 6121                  12   3  1    93       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 4 HOUR GAMES 6579            11   4  0    93       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 PAY PER SECOND 6542          20  12  0    91       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245        12   7  1    90       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 6876         21  20  1    89       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 STINKY 6864                  10   3  0    89       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
 REPETITIVE 7684              13   4  0    88       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
 NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828           9   0  0    87       BASH BROS CONDO (979)
-TWO FOR ONE 7777              8   0  1    87       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 SHOVELING 8014                9   1  1    85       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 SENSATIONALIZED 7683          9   5  0    84       BASH BROS NEWS (951)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEADHOUSE GATES 8677         15  18  1    83       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
 XIAHOU DUN 8784               8  13  0    81       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154      7   0  1    80       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
 FIRE WON'T START 7590        10   5  1    78       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 ROY ROGERS 7836              15  28  0    77       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
-FULCRUM 6122                 15   4  0    77       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-TOP DOG 6249                 11   8  0    77       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-STEROID GAMES 6309            7   4  1    77       BAD COMBOS (689)
-LAWN DART CATCHING 6308       9   3  1    76       BAD COMBOS (689)
-ARRANGED 7312                 8   1  2    71       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 CLEANING 7588                10   3  0    70       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 CONVENIENCE 7310              9   1  0    69       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 LOST IN COUCH 7734            8   2  1    68       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KEVIN BACON 8675              5   1  0    66       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-ERNIE BANKS 8648              7   2  0    65       CUB GREATS (1121)
 NOT THE REAL THING 7762       8   1  0    63       BASH BROS BEER (966)
 PUT ON CHAINS 8013            5   2  0    63       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 SIX-GUN TAROT 8680            4   1  0    63       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
 DROP AND BREAK 7730           7   2  0    61       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 TAX PENALTY 7311              7   3  0    59       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 WARLOCK 6137                  9  17  2    58       OUTLAWS (643)
 MELTING FLOOD 8016            7   0  1    58       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 SKIN TICKET 8630              3   3  0    58       FEAR FACTORY (1118)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS 8069      6   2  0    56       BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
 AMWAY 7795                    5   0  1    55       BASH BROS MLM (973)
 NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827            7   2  1    54       BASH BROS CONDO (979)
-POTTY BREAK 6838              7   3  0    54       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-HINT OF SLIME 7503            5   8  0    54       ONE LETTER OFF (917)
 PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029      5   0  0    54       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
 HERBALIFE 7796                5   0  0    53       BASH BROS MLM (973)
-FLICKERING 8048               7   0  0    51       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 NO VISIBILITY 8012            6   4  0    50       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 LITHIUM 8234                  8  13  0    49       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 BIASED JUDGES 8153            6   2  0    49       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
 419 7794                      4   0  1    49       BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
 OVER AFTER FIRST 6583        10   5  0    48       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 SHIFTED 7941                  5   6  0    48       BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
 OUT OF BATTERIES 7732         8   2  1    47       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 LEAK 7886                     6   1  1    47       BASH BROS GAS (989)
 DIG FOR CAR 8015              6   2  0    47       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-DANIEL TIGER 7885             4   1  0    46       PBS KIDS (920)
-BEAR 6221                     6   3  1    44       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-OYAMI 8689                    6   7  0    44       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 WAX SPILL 8060                5   0  0    44       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
 MOLDY 7930                    8   3  0    43       BASH BROS FRUIT (997)
-STUPID CONTESTANT 7018        4   1  1    43       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
 TURNED OFF 7887               4   4  0    43       BASH BROS GAS (989)
 FULL AND HEAVY 6861           7   4  0    41       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
 DISCOVERY TOYS 7798           4   1  0    41       BASH BROS MLM (973)
 UNPREPARED 7811               4   0  0    40       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
-NOT AS ADVERTISED 7776        6   4  0    39       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 DRUNK 7812                    4   0  0    39       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
 NOT NEWS 7687                 3   0  0    34       BASH BROS NEWS (951)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LESS TASTE 7764               6   3  0    33       BASH BROS BEER (966)
 LOCKE 9363                    5   3  0    33       OUTLAWS (643)
-DOG DAYS OF SUMMER 9191       3   4  2    33       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 WANG YI 8775                  2   2  0    33       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ETERNAL REST 8626             2   0  0    33       FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
-BRIGHT 8050                   4   3  0    32       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 CHAIN LETTER 7793             4   0  0    32       BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
-ANDREW JONES 5965             4   1  1    30       PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
-NONSTANDARD 8051              4   3  0    30       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 WISE 8191                     1   1  0    30       SELLSWORDS VII (1046)
 THE BLUE TOAD 8694            3   4  0    29       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 TRUTH HURTS 8627              2   1  0    29       FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
 DIABETES 8099                 3   0  0    28       BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
-LU SU 8773                    2   1  0    28       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 HACKED TO PIECES 8847         1   2  0    28       FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)
 TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731        6   4  0    27       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 BAD SCRIPT 8068               6   1  0    27       BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
 MISSED STOP 8276              3   3  0    25       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
 FISH STORY 7813               4   0  0    24       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LETHAL DOSAGE 8862            3   8  0    23       FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221             2   0  0    23       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-DARK 8927                     4   2  0    22       BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)
-FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL 7779      4   6  0    21       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 FIRE STARTER 8061             4   1  0    21       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
 BOOBY TRAP 7665               2   1  0    21       BASH BROS CLOSET (947)
-SHOPPING CART 6836            5   5  0    20       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-WRONGPLACEWRONGSIGN 9608      4   2  0    20       BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (1275)
-UNREADABLE 9601               2   0  1    20       BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (1275)
 TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210            2   7  0    19       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 FLASHPOINT 8622               2   2  0    18       FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543         2   2  0    18       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 LONG LINES 7537               4   5  0    17       BASH BROS DMV (924)
 NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026        3   2  1    17       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
-MIA HAMM 9358                 1   5  1    17       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 PRIME CUT 8817                1   2  0    17       FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)
-CARDINAL 8794                 2   4  0    16       NL CENTRAL (783)
-BREWER 9367                   2   2  0    16       NL CENTRAL (783)
 HEART 8101                    1   0  0    15       BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
 GAUNTLET 9656                 1   0  0    15       OUTLAWS (643)
-DEPUTY DOG 9435               0   1  0    15       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 NO BATTERIES 7733             4   2  0    14       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 HUNTER WILDER 9496            1   0  1    14       DUCHY OF REN (1257)
 BUY ME 7791                   2   1  0    13       BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
 ADOLPHUS 8254                 1   0  0    13       ONYX HORDE (1051)
-PRIMUS BASHER 7871            1   0  0    10       BAD COMBOS (689)
-ROAD KILL 8272                1   1  0     8       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-TERRIBLE HOST 7019            0   1  0     7       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
 THE RED SHORE 9180            1   3  0     6       FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
 APES OF WRATH 8827            1   3  0     6       FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)
 YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188          0   2  0     6       FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)
-NICK JOHNSON 5968             0   1  0     1       PURPLE PLATYPI (659)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RUDENESS 7538           2  3 0 BASH BROS DMV 924    THJORGGA 9384         300  NONE
DERAILED 6912          13  4 0 BASH BROS TRAIN 803  ARENAMASTER           304  NONE
MIKE TROUT 7884         9  4 0 MEAT YOUR MAKER 656  ESL 6558              303   
MANIFOLD 9657           0  1 0 OUTLAWS 643          HUNTER WILDER 9496    304   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Yes, Crip is back (and so are the losses). -- Assur

Sorry, no silly ads this turn...

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DERAILED was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
WARLOCK won victory over LITHIUM in a 1 minute expert's Challenge battle.
FIRE STARTER was savagely defeated by LOCKE in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
PAY PER SECOND was bested by GENE AUTRY in a 2 minute veteran's contest.
DEAD PLANTS overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ESL bested KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
FIRE WON'T START was beaten by KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
UNREALITY overpowered DEADHOUSE GATES in a 1 minute uneven Title melee.
FAKE SALE PRICE vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
OVERGROWN defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute duel.
REPETITIVE was unbelievably bested by VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 2 minute fight.
FORMS overcame VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute brutal bout.
MR RIGHT HANDED subdued VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute master's competition.
STINKY viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute brutal battle.
SENSATIONALIZED devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
CLEANING was overpowered by COPYCAT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SHOVELING slimly won victory over KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 4 minute duel.
NOISY NEIGHBOR viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS was overpowered by XIAHOU DUN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ROY ROGERS beat TAX PENALTY in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
4 HOUR GAMES handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
LOST IN COUCH overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PUT ON CHAINS overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fray.
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 2 minute contest.
CONVENIENCE overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PITCH FOR INSURANCE overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SKIN TICKET overpowered LESS TASTE in a action packed 3 minute brutal one-sided bout.
FULL AND HEAVY was vanquished by SIX-GUN TAROT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
OVER AFTER FIRST handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
MELTING FLOOD savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gory fight.
DROP AND BREAK vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
DIG FOR CAR demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OUT OF BATTERIES beat HACKED TO PIECES in a popular 1 minute gruesome bout.
NOT THE REAL THING demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gory uneven contest.
NO VISIBILITY devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
419 devastated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute uneven bout.
AMWAY overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
HERBALIFE demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SHIFTED overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MOLDY overcame THE BLUE TOAD in a 2 minute match.
DRUNK handily defeated PRIME CUT in a slow 5 minute one-sided duel.
NOSY NEIGHBOR demolished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LEAK viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome match.
BIASED JUDGES viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 3 minute master vs. novice fight.
TURNED OFF handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
UNPREPARED defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 3 minute battle.
DISCOVERY TOYS savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 3 minute gory novice's duel.
CHAIN LETTER overcame LETHAL DOSAGE in a 1 minute amateur vs. expert upset bout.
BUY ME was demolished by WANG YI in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
NO BATTERIES was demolished by ETERNAL REST in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM was overpowered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute conflict.
NOT NEWS handily defeated FLASHPOINT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
WAX SPILL demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BOOBY TRAP was bested by TRUTH HURTS in a exciting 1 minute match.
NO CARS AVAILABLE was bested by WISE in a popular 1 minute brawl.
DIABETES overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BAD SCRIPT defeated CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute fight.
TOMMYKNOCKERS viciously subdued LONG LINES in a 4 minute bloody conflict.
MISSED STOP overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FISH STORY vanquished YOUR LAST NIGHT in a 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
APES OF WRATH was handily defeated by ADOLPHUS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
THE RED SHORE was defeated by HEART in a 2 minute bout.
HUNTER WILDER butchered MANIFOLD in a 1 minute uneven match.
GAUNTLET vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  19         STRIKING ATTACK   59 -  20 -  5      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  18         PARRY-LUNGE       37 -  14 -  1      73  |
|AIMED BLOW                      15         TOTAL PARRY       33 -  13 -  1      72  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         BASHING ATTACK    76 -  34 -  1      69  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -   9 -  1      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW        74 -  52 -  5      59  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  18 -  1      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    73 -  60 -  3      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  18 -  0      42  |

Turn 304 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0                                       3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK    12 -  6                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         9 -  6                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     
LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  8     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       UNREALITY 7016             13   0  0  124 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
LUNGING ATTACK   ESL 6558                   18   1  1  116 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
PARRY-LUNGE      FAKE SALE PRICE 7775       15   2  0  112 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
STRIKING ATTACK  DEAD PLANTS 8159           11   1  0  112 BASH BROS GARDENER (975)
BASHING ATTACK   OVERGROWN 7263             21   9  0  107 BASH BROS TREES (871)
PARRY-STRIKE     4 HOUR GAMES 6579          11   4  0   93 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
WALL OF STEEL    NOT THE REAL THING 7762     8   1  0   63 BASH BROS BEER (966)
TOTAL PARRY      BIASED JUDGES 8153          6   2  0   49 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GENE AUTRY 7838.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LEAK 7886.  The ten other most popular fighters were SHOVELING 8014, SKIN TICKET 
8630, REPETITIVE 7684, ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154, BIASED JUDGES 8153, ESL 6558, STINKY 
6864, NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828, MELTING FLOOD 8016, and DISCOVERY TOYS 7798.

The least popular fighter this week was DRUNK 7812.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PRIME CUT 8817, MANIFOLD 9657, APES OF WRATH 8827, NO CARS AVAILABLE 
7026, TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731, NO BATTERIES 7733, BUY ME 7791, FULL AND HEAVY 6861, 
BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS 8069, and CLEANING 7588.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ARAMIS RAMIREZ (72-5967) PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
DERAILED (72-6912) BASH BROS TRAIN (803)