DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/12/2017    Duedate: 11/08/2017

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-319

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ETERNAL REST
FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
(72-8626) [11-1-0,150]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ETERNAL REST                   DEATH RATTLE
FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)          FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)
(72-8626) [11-1-0,150]         (72-8618) [5-2-0,61]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SKIN TICKET                    SIX-GUN TAROT
FEAR FACTORY (1118)            ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
(72-8630) [10-7-2,115]         (72-8680) [9-4-0,102]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS REMOTE (960)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)     43
2. X-POSSE (579)               42      CUB GREATS (1121)
3. BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)  40      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS REMOTE (960)      31
5. DEADLY RAGE (158)           26      FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 CUB GREATS (1121)         13   2  0 86.7   1/ 4 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)   10  5 1
 2/ 3 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  30   6  1 83.3   2/ 5 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)  10  5 0
 3/ 6 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     64  16  2 80.0   3/13 X-POSSE (579)             8  7 0
 4/ 7 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  44  11  1 80.0   4/ 1 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  7  2 0
 5/ 2 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)  16   4  0 80.0   5/ 3 NL CENTRAL (783)          7  5 1
 6/ 4 BASH BROS CONDO (979)     38  10  1 79.2   6/ 6 MONGREL HORDE (680)       6  8 0
 7/ 9 BASH BROS GAS (989)       34  11  1 75.6   7/20 BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)  5  1 1
 8/10 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  37  12  4 75.5   8/10 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  5  1 0
 9-13*SWEET TOOTH (986)          3   1  0 75.0   9/ 9 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)  5  1 0
10/14 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      45  16  0 73.8  10/14 BASH BROS BEER (966)      4  2 0
11/18 BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)  16   6  2 72.7  11/ 7 BASH BROS CONDO (979)     4  2 0
12/15 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)   52  20  2 72.2  12/ 8 BASH BROS GAS (989)       4  2 0
13/11 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   13   5  0 72.2  13- 2 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       4  3 0
14-17 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       45  19  2 70.3  14/11 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  4  4 2
15/16 BAD COMBOS (689)          39  17  3 69.6  15/12 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     4  7 1
16/19 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    48  21  3 69.6  16/15 CUB GREATS (1121)         3  0 0
17/21 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   25  11  0 69.4  17/17 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     3  0 0
18/23 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)  17   8  0 68.0  18/18 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)     3  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-24 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    60  31  3 65.9  19/19 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)  3  2 0
20/22 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    19  10  0 65.5  20/21 BAD COMBOS (689)          3  3 0
21/25 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  36  19  0 65.5  21/22 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    3  3 0
22/20 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)     17   9  0 65.4  22-29 ONE LETTER OFF (917)      2  0 0
23/28 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)     17   9  0 65.4  23-23*KABOOMERS (1048)          2  0 0
24/26 BASH BROS BEER (966)      31  17  0 64.6  24-26 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)     2  0 0
25/27 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)    128  71  7 64.3  25/16 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)     2  1 0
26-29*KABOOMERS (1048)          10   6  1 62.5  26/38*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)     2  1 0
27/34*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)      5   3  0 62.5  27/46 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      2  1 0
28/31 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     26  16  0 61.9  28/28 FEAR FACTORY (1118)       2  1 0
29-32 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     54  35  2 60.7  29/24 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    2  1 0
30/30 BASH BROS DMV (924)       32  21  0 60.4  30/25 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)    2  1 0
31/12*FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295)     3   2  0 60.0  31/44 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  2  1 0
32/33 MONGREL HORDE (680)       65  50  8 56.5  32/45 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     2  1 0
33/35 NL CENTRAL (783)          57  45  1 55.9  33/31 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)    2  2 0
34/36 DEADLY RAGE (158)        172 139 10 55.3  34/33 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)   2  2 0
35-37 ONE LETTER OFF (917)      10   9  0 52.6  35/34 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     2  4 0
36-38*FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291)     2   2  0 50.0  36-37 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    1  0 1
37/39 X-POSSE (579)             69  76  1 47.6  37-36*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     1  0 0
38/41 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    49  63  2 43.8  38/39*FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295)    1  2 0
39/43 FEAR FACTORY (1118)       10  13  2 43.5  39/32 BASH BROS DMV (924)       1  2 0
40/40 FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)     6   8  1 42.9  40/30 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)     1  2 0
41-42 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   62  86  2 41.9  41/47 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)    1  2 0
42-44 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)      8  12  0 40.0  42/27 FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)    1  2 0
43-45 OUTLAWS (643)             99 163 15 37.8  43/43 DEADLY RAGE (158)         1  2 0
44/46 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     39  67  1 36.8  44/42 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   0  3 0
45/47 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)    10  20  0 33.3  45-41 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   0  2 0
46/48 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)      7  16  0 30.4  46-49*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)     0  2 0
47-49*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)      2   5  0 28.6  47-50*FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291)    0  2 0
48/50 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)     6  16  0 27.3  48-51*SWEET TOOTH (986)         0  1 0
49/51 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)     4  20  0 16.7  49-35 OUTLAWS (643)             0  1 0
50-53*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)      1  13  0  7.1  50-40 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in DRAGONHEAD!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Too bad, BASH BROS 
ROADSIDE, but BASH BROS REMOTE was just too good to be stopped.  BASH BROS RENTAL CAR 
had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-0-1 and wound up as 7th 
team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did FEAR FACTORY 4 really go up by 12?  If only those 
guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  BASH BROS NEWS had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 27th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did BASH BROS FAST FOOD really go up by 13?  If only those guys didn't 
have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  BASH BROS TRAIN had like a really albendranius 
week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 32nd team!  Wanna hear about a real 
loser?  Listen to this--FEAR FACTORY 18 got 0-1-0 and dropped 15.  Didn't see much of 
them after the fights!  One team deserves special mention 'cause they moved up 3 
after going 4-1-0.  Keep it up, BASH BROS REMOTE!  MVP award for KEVIN BACON?  MEAT 
YOUR MAKER's proud of him after beating SHIFTED and getting 26 points.  Talk about 
yer big time losers!  SNOOP DOGGY DOGG got smashed by LITHIUM, and lost 27 points!  
This Duelmaster is like something else!  ETERNAL REST stopped CHICKEN S#!^ dead in 
its tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask 
me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  MEAT YOUR 
MAKER was DRAGONHEAD's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Hhmph!  
What kind of warriors are BASH BROS FAST FOOD?  MEAT YOUR MAKER, an easy team to beat 
if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Can BASH BROS OLYMPICS' 
BIASED JUDGES be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that 
really the same?  NONSTANDARD must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair 
fights.  He challenged CATWALK.  13 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they 
tell me.) I thought NONSTANDARD showed great skill and promise when he was bested by 
CATWALK.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  I hear BASH BROS GAS sent TURNED OFF to the Dark Arena.  What, is that 
like not well-lit, or what?  Everyone has problems, but why did BASH BROS GAS send 
TURNED OFF to the Dark Arena?  He had a 16-6-0, and I thought he looked neat on the 
sands...  Hey!  Quit laughing!  Just because NOSY NEIGHBOR had 19-4-1 was no reason 
for BASH BROS CONDO to send him to the Dark Arena!  Stop it!  Hey, warriors get 
killed by other warriors, not by their manager sending them to the Dark Arena.  
What's wrong with NOSY NEIGHBOR's 19-4-1, BASH BROS CONDO?  How cruel!  NL CENTRAL 
heartlessly sent its to ASTRO certain fate in the Dark Arena.  Is a 13-6-0 bad or 
something?  Everyone has problems, but why did NL CENTRAL send ASTRO to the Dark 
Arena?  It had a 13-6-0, and I thought it looked neat on the sands...  What a bummer! 
DOG DAYS OF SUMMER got wasted by PITCH FOR INSURANCE!  But with a 4-7-3, I guess 
MONGREL HORDE aren't too bummed.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ETERNAL REST 8626            11   1  0   150       FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306     14   2  0   151       BAD COMBOS (689)
-HINT OF SLIME 7503           10   9  0   133       ONE LETTER OFF (917)
 ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154     15   1  1   132       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
 MELTING FLOOD 8016           20   2  1   127       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-TIM SALMON 6290              13   4  0   126       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 ERNIE BANKS 8648             13   2  0   125       CUB GREATS (1121)
 TRASH 6840                   14   2  0   118       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-ARRANGED 7312                13   2  3   118       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 SKIN TICKET 8630             10   7  2   115       FEAR FACTORY (1118)
 BREWER 6807                   8   2  1   113       NL CENTRAL (783)
 SLO-PITCH 5815               19   3  0   110       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 BIASED JUDGES 8153           15   5  0   107       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
 KEVIN BACON 8675              8   2  0   106       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 LEAK 7886                    18   4  1   103       BASH BROS GAS (989)
 SIX-GUN TAROT 8680            9   4  0   102       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
 STEROID GAMES 6309           13   5  1   101       BAD COMBOS (689)
 PIRATE 6806                  15   8  0   100       NL CENTRAL (783)
 LITHIUM 8234                 14  22  1   100       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828          19   5  0    98       BASH BROS CONDO (979)
 UNDERDOG 6250                17   5  0    98       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 LOST IN COUCH 7734           10   4  1    98       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-FULCRUM 6122                 18   6  0    97       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 BOOGER KING 6588             23   5  0    92       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
 CHICKEN S#!^ 5952            20  24  0    92       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 POLLEN 6894                  10   3  0    91       BASH BROS SPRING (799)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONVENIENCE 7310             14   4  0    90       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
-LOCKE 9363                   11   9  0    89       OUTLAWS (643)
 OYAMI 8689                   11  12  0    89       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 HEART 8101                   10   6  0    89       BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
 BORROWS MONEY 8055            8   1  0    89       BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
 CUB 6810                     12  11  0    86       NL CENTRAL (783)
 TAX PENALTY 7311             10   6  1    84       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 LESS TASTE 7764              17   7  0    83       BASH BROS BEER (966)
 SHIFTED 7941                 17   9  0    82       BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
 OUT OF BATTERIES 7732        12   3  1    81       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-NO VISIBILITY 8012            9   5  0    81       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 MAKESMELOOKBAD 8052           8   3  0    79       BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245        14   9  1    78       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 MISSED STOP 8276             13   8  0    78       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
 LAWN DART CATCHING 6308      11   8  2    78       BAD COMBOS (689)
 DROP AND BREAK 7730          10   4  0    78       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 NOT THE REAL THING 7762      14  10  0    77       BASH BROS BEER (966)
 RAIN 6893                     9   5  0    77       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
 BRIGHT 8050                   7   3  0    77       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-TRUTH HURTS 8627              6   4  0    76       FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
 POTTY BREAK 6838             11   5  0    73       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-FLASHPOINT 8622               8   5  0    73       FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)
 NOT NEWS 7687                 8   5  0    67       BASH BROS NEWS (951)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188          6   6  1    66       FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)
-FLAME OUT 8205                5   1  1    66       KABOOMERS (1048)
 FLICKERING 8048              10   0  0    62       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 HACKED TO PIECES 8847         6  12  0    62       FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)
-LOLLYPOP 7873                 3   1  0    62       SWEET TOOTH (986)
 PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029      9   3  1    61       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
 DEATH RATTLE 8618             5   2  0    61       FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)
-BEAR 6221                     9   6  1    58       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NO BATTERIES 7733             8   3  1    55       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 APES OF WRATH 8827            7  12  0    54       FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)
 LONG LINES 7537              11  12  0    51       BASH BROS DMV (924)
-TIME BOMB 8204                3   0  0    51       KABOOMERS (1048)
 NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026        7   3  1    50       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
-DIG FOR CAR 8015              8   4  0    49       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210            8  16  0    46       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-SOCCER 5459                   6   4  1    46       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 MAGIK 5917                    5   5  0    46       X-POSSE (579)
 FIRE STARTER 8061             8   4  0    42       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
-SQUASH 5458                   6   4  0    40       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-ENTROPY 9822                  3   1  0    38       OUTLAWS (643)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731        8   7  0    33       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 SHOPPING CART 6836            8   8  0    32       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-CARDINAL 8794                 3   4  0    32       NL CENTRAL (783)
-FOXBAT 9863                   3   0  0    32       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-HYACINTH 9549                 2   0  0    32       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
 KILL THE LYCAN 8893           4   2  0    29       FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
 THE RED SHORE 9180            3  16  0    25       FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
 DIM 8047                      2   1  0    25       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-ROAD KILL 8272                3   2  0    24       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BASEBALL 5460                 5   5  1    23       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 MIA HAMM 9358                 2   7  2    23       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 CATWALK 9880                  2   2  0    23       X-POSSE (579)
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221             2   0  0    23       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-CATNIP 8203                   2   1  0    23       KABOOMERS (1048)
-STUPID PEOPLE 7539            2   1  0    23       BASH BROS DMV (924)
-LAZY 9825                     2   0  0    21       BASH BROS DMV (924)
 SEVERA LE DOUX 9775           3   2  0    19       FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295)
 DOMINO 9959                   2   0  0    19       X-POSSE (579)
 NONSTANDARD 8051              4   6  0    18       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543         2   2  0    18       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 HARD TO REACH 8049            2   1  0    17       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 FERAL 9960                    1   1  0    15       X-POSSE (579)
-FLANKER 6222                  1   0  0    10       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-PRIMUS BASHER 7871            1   0  0    10       BAD COMBOS (689)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FROGGER 6123                  1   1  0     9       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-ICE OVER 9800                 1   0  0     9       FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
-SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683         1   1  0     8       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-SPITEFUL 9814                 0   2  0     6       FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)
 DOG GONE IT 9950              1   2  0     5       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-POINTLESS 9866                0   2  0     2       OUTLAWS (643)
-CLOSES EARLY 7536             0   1  0     1       BASH BROS DMV (924)
-LOSER 1 9368                  0   1  0     1       KABOOMERS (1048)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827     19  5 1 BASH BROS CONDO 979  BANDIT PRINCE         319  NONE
DIABETES 8099           7  2 0 BASH BROS DISEA 1031 BREWER 6807           318   
TURNED OFF 7887        16  7 0 BASH BROS GAS 989    HIGH ELF              319  NONE
LOUSY MUSIC 7319        2  1 0 BB MUSIC VIDEO 883   YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188  315  NOT REVENGED
WANG YI 8775            5  7 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 1140 TAX PENALTY 7311      318   
IVORY ONYX 9747         2  2 0 FEAR FACTORY 29 1291 MIA HAMM 9358         318   
DOG DAYS OF SUMM 9191   4  7 3 MONGREL HORDE 680    PITCH FOR INSURA 7029 319   
TOP DOG 6249           12 10 0 MONGREL HORDE 680    ARRANGED 7312         318   
ASTRO 6805             13  7 0 NL CENTRAL 783       STONE GOLEM           319  NONE
THE BLUE TOAD 8694      6 10 0 VAR'S FAV BARS 1127  DOG DAYS OF SUMM 9191 316   
CYPHER 9902             0  3 0 X-POSSE 579          HIGH ELF              319  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Jorja -- You must not have understood what I asked and explained.  I would have no way 
to get your story if it came to print.  I don't have the means.  Don't worry about it. 
*frowns* -- Scorpio

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TURNED OFF was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
NOSY NEIGHBOR was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
ASTRO was put to death by STONE GOLEM in a popular 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
CYPHER was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
SLO-PITCH outlasted SIX-GUN TAROT in a 8 minute master's Challenge match.
BREWER overpowered POLLEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
PIRATE devastated DROP AND BREAK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
DOG DAYS OF SUMMER was easily killed by PITCH FOR INSURANCE in a 1 minute melee.
SHOPPING CART slimly won victory over FERAL in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
NONSTANDARD was defeated by CATWALK in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
DOG GONE IT was handily defeated by DOMINO in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ETERNAL REST demolished CHICKEN S#!^ in a 2 minute mismatched Title competition.
MELTING FLOOD savagely defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute master's match.
SHIFTED was handily defeated by KEVIN BACON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LEAK overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
CONVENIENCE was handily defeated by ERNIE BANKS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BIASED JUDGES devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 2 minute one-sided brawl.
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS overpowered OYAMI in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TRASH savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
SKIN TICKET savagely defeated POTTY BREAK in a action packed 4 minute brutal fight.
STEROID GAMES savagely defeated NOT THE REAL THING in a 2 minute expert's fray.
LAWN DART CATCHING was bested by BORROWS MONEY in a 2 minute bout.
UNDERDOG subdued MAKESMELOOKBAD in a 5 minute one-sided fight.
SNOOP DOGGY DOGG was vanquished by LITHIUM in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BOOGER KING unbelievably bested YOUR LAST NIGHT in a popular 4 minute fight.
NOISY NEIGHBOR demolished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
CUB was viciously subdued by LOST IN COUCH in a exciting 2 minute expert's bout.
LESS TASTE won victory over M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute bout.
RAIN overpowered APES OF WRATH in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
TAX PENALTY overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute one-sided match.
HEART defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
OUT OF BATTERIES overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
NOT NEWS demolished TOMMYKNOCKERS in a 1 minute uneven contest.
BRIGHT defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute struggle.
MISSED STOP demolished M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
FLICKERING overcame DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 3 minute fight.
HACKED TO PIECES demolished FIRE STARTER in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
NO BATTERIES vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
LONG LINES was savagely defeated by DEATH RATTLE in a 2 minute brutal competition.
KILL THE LYCAN was handily defeated by NO CARS AVAILABLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAGIK overpowered MIA HAMM in a 2 minute gruesome uneven battle.
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM bested SEVERA LE DOUX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
THE RED SHORE lost to DIM in a 2 minute conflict.
HARD TO REACH defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 6 minute novice's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         PARRY-LUNGE       60 -  15 -  0      80  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         STRIKING ATTACK   73 -  34 -  2      68  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         BASHING ATTACK    65 -  43 -  4      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         TOTAL PARRY       30 -  24 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         AIMED BLOW        57 -  46 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  13 -  2      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         LUNGING ATTACK    75 -  72 -  3      51  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  18 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  41 -  0      29  |

Turn 319 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     9 -  2     AIMED BLOW         4 -  5         6  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ETERNAL REST 8626          11   1  0  150 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
BASHING ATTACK   ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154   15   1  1  132 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
PARRY-LUNGE      MELTING FLOOD 8016         20   2  1  127 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
LUNGING ATTACK   ERNIE BANKS 8648           13   2  0  125 CUB GREATS (1121)
TOTAL PARRY      SLO-PITCH 5815             19   3  0  110 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
WALL OF STEEL    UNDERDOG 6250              17   5  0   98 MONGREL HORDE (680)
AIMED BLOW       HEART 8101                 10   6  0   89 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    POTTY BREAK 6838           11   5  0   73 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SKIN TICKET 8630.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SIX-GUN TAROT 8680.  The ten other most popular fighters were SKIN TICKET 
8630, YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188, TRASH 6840, CATWALK 9880, BIASED JUDGES 8153, LOST IN 
COUCH 7734, SLO-PITCH 5815, ETERNAL REST 8626, MAKESMELOOKBAD 8052, and BRIGHT 8050.

The least popular fighter this week was HARD TO REACH 8049.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SEVERA LE DOUX 9775, MIA HAMM 9358, KILL THE LYCAN 8893, LONG 
LINES 7537, TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210, SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245, OYAMI 8689, SHIFTED 7941, DOG 
GONE IT 9950, and DOG DAYS OF SUMMER 9191.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MELTING FLOOD (72-8016) BASH BROS SNOW (1014)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ASTRO (72-6805) NL CENTRAL (783)
NOSY NEIGHBOR (72-7827) BASH BROS CONDO (979)
TURNED OFF (72-7887) BASH BROS GAS (989)

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 12-14, 2018.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $149.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which 
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport 
shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center, 
jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--the code is RSG.  

Please make your reservations now if you plan to go.  
The hotel reservation site is:  http://tinyurl.com/yaekcffp
This is prime season for Phoenix and the hotel tends to fill up quickly.  

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, one additional warrior graduated from 
regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                        FRAIL WALL (84-2086) WARRIORS 10 (411) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes