DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/02/2017    Duedate: 03/29/2017

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-311

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

XIAHOU DUN
DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
(72-8784) [12-16-0,136]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HOME OF THE SLOPPER            ETERNAL REST
BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)      FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
(72-6586) [13-5-0,185]         (72-8626) [5-0-0,62]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MR RIGHT HANDED                MR RIGHT HANDED
BASH BROS TIRES (796)          BASH BROS TIRES (796)
(72-6876) [24-24-1,100]        (72-6876) [24-24-1,100]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BB DAYTIME TV (1207)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)      46
2. DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)     41      BASH BROS CONDO (979)
3. FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)       38      Unchartered Team
4. FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)       37
5. FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)       32      BBR 038 (952)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*BBR 038 (952)              1   0  0  100   1/ 1*BB DAYTIME TV (1207)      9  4 0
 2- 2 BB REALITY SHOW (824)     20   2  1 90.9   2/ 2*BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  8  4 0
 3- 4*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  23   4  0 85.2   3/ 5 BASH BROS GAS (989)       6  0 0
 4/ 6 BASH BROS CONDO (979)     27   5  1 84.4   4/ 7 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     6  0 0
 5- 5 BASH BROS MLM (973)       25   5  1 83.3   5/13 BASH BROS CONDO (979)     5  1 0
 6- 7 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  20   4  1 83.3   6/15 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     5  4 0
 7/10 BASH BROS GAS (989)       24   5  1 82.8   7/20 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  4  0 0
 8- 8 BB JUNK EMAIL (972)       23   5  1 82.1   8/ 4 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      4  1 0
 9/11 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  36   8  1 81.8   9/11 BASH BROS DMV (924)       4  2 0
10-12 BASH BROS BUS (821)       32   8  1 80.0  10/ 8 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  4  2 0
11/17 BASH BROS CANDY (806)     39  11  1 78.0  11/ 9 BASH BROS BEER (966)      4  2 0
12/16 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     53  15  2 77.9  12/26 BASH BROS CANDY (806)     4  2 0
13/14 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  42  12  4 77.8  13/24 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   4  3 0
14/15 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      37  11  0 77.1  14/ 3 OUTLAWS (643)             4 11 1
15/19 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  38  12  0 76.0  15/25 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  3  0 0
16/23 BASH BROS TREES (871)     42  16  1 72.4  16- 6 BB JUNK EMAIL (972)       3  2 0
17/13*BB DAYTIME TV (1207)      13   5  0 72.2  17-23 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  2  0 0
18/21 BASH BROS BEER (966)      23   9  0 71.9  18/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)     2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-24 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    23   9  0 71.9  19-10 BASH BROS MLM (973)       2  1 0
20/26 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    58  27  2 68.2  20-12*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  2  1 0
21/27 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)   8   4  0 66.7  21/22 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)  2  1 0
22/22*BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  12   7  1 63.2  22/40 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)     2  1 0
23/28 BASH BROS DMV (924)       23  14  0 62.2  23/17*FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)    2  1 0
24/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)      8   5  0 61.5  24/16 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    2  1 0
25/29 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     51  32  2 61.4  25/42 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     2  1 0
26/32 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     20  14  0 58.8  26/43 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     2  1 0
27/34 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)     10   8  0 55.6  27/44 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     2  2 0
28/33 DEADLY RAGE (158)        168 135  9 55.4  28-14*WILD WEST SHOW (1284)     2  3 0
29-35 X-POSSE (579)             61  59  1 50.8  29/18 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)    2  5 0
30-38 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    47  62  2 43.1  30-35 FEAR FACTORY (1118)       1  0 1
31/40 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   57  81  2 41.3  31/ 0*BBR 038 (952)             1  0 0
32-41*WILD WEST SHOW (1284)      4   6  0 40.0  32-34 BB REALITY SHOW (824)     1  0 0
33/42 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     54  85  3 38.8  33-21 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    1  0 0
34/44 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     34  55  1 38.2  34-36 BASH BROS BUS (821)       1  1 0
35/43 OUTLAWS (643)             89 147 12 37.7  35/37 BASH BROS TREES (871)     1  2 0
36/39*FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)     3   5  0 37.5  36/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)     1  3 0
37-47*L IS FOR LIE (1270)        2   4  1 33.3  37/49 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)     1  6 0
38-48*G IS FOR GORILLA (1265)    2   4  0 33.3  38/39 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)    0  7 0
39/ 1*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)      1   2  0 33.3  39/48 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)    0  7 0
40/45 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)     8  19  0 29.6  40/50 DEADLY RAGE (158)         0  5 0
41-49 FEAR FACTORY (1118)        5  12  2 29.4  41/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)     0  3 0
42/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)      3  10  0 23.1  42/29*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)     0  2 0
43/46 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)     3  11  0 21.4  43-27*L IS FOR LIE (1270)       0  1 0
44/50 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)      3  12  0 20.0  44-28*G IS FOR GORILLA (1265)   0  1 0
45-52*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)      1   5  0 16.7  45-45*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     0  1 0
46-53*I IS FOR INSECT (1267)     1   5  0 16.7  46-46*I IS FOR INSECT (1267)    0  1 0
47-54*K IS FOR KANGAROO (1269)   1   5  0 16.7  47-47*K IS FOR KANGAROO (1269)  0  1 0
48/51 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)     2  13  0 13.3  48-38 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    0  1 0
49/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)      1  11  0  8.3  49-51 X-POSSE (579)             0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DRAGONHEAD brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  With any luck, I can sneak into 
The Swinging Aardvark and join BASH BROS FAST FOOD's celebration over their good 
record this turn.  7th place, not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for 
BASH BROS CANDY's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 2-0-0 
makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and 
join DYNASTY WARRIORS' celebration over their good record this turn.  13th place, not 
bad.  Look out below!  OUTLAWS is on the way down, falling to 14th from 3rd with a 
1-4-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for BB SIDE MIRROR's 
good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big 
thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join BASH BROS 
TIRES' celebration over their good record this turn.  25th place, not bad.  If The 
Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for BASH BROS TRAIN's good turn, I'm afraid the 
place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join COWBOY CROONERS' celebration over their 
good record this turn.  27th place, not bad.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  FEAR 
FACTORY 16 has fallen to 29th place after going 0-3-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now? 
If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for FEAR FACTORY 9's good turn, I'm afraid 
the place will be dry before long.  A 1-4-0 makes for a big thirst.  Why not, I'm 
having a good day, so I feel sorry for FEAR FACTORY 4, who went 0-2-0 and dropped 13 
into 42nd.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see TRUTH HURTS win a fight and gain 25 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
FLASHPOINT beat LEMON and LEMON lost 11 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if 
variety is the spice of life, DRAGONHEAD may be getting bland, as XIAHOU DUN stays 
top dog in the city.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you 
this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, DRAGONHEAD?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
OUTLAWS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  
Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was BASH BROS NEW CAR.  Ha ha ha ha!  
Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, WARLOCK was this turn's most challenged warrior.  
Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  I notice HOME OF THE SLOPPER challenging down 84 
points to fight WARLOCK, BASH BROS FAST FOOD doubtless has some rotten excuse for 
such an insult to honor.  And sorry to say, HOME OF THE SLOPPER bested WARLOCK, 
leaving a bad feeling with the crowd.  I think exploitive snob is the term I'm 
looking for.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  I could say I saw this coming, but so 
could anyone else.  Anyway, this turn it came.  LETHAL DOSAGE's 6-11-0 has earned him 
the Dark Arena.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the DRAGONHEAD arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll 
need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 XIAHOU DUN 8784              12  16  0   136       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586     13   5  0   185       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
-UNREALITY 7016               16   0  0   148       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
 FORMS 7540                   14   2  0   143       BASH BROS DMV (924)
-BASES LOADED WALK 6582       11   1  0   122       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-LATE 7002                    17   1  0   118       BASH BROS BUS (821)
 FATTENING 6926               15   2  0   117       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
 FIRE WON'T START 7590        17   5  1   116       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 SHOVELING 8014               16   1  1   116       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-STINKY 6864                  13   3  0   114       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
-SENSATIONALIZED 7683         14   6  0   110       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
 TURNED OFF 7887              11   4  0   108       BASH BROS GAS (989)
 ROY ROGERS 7836              17  33  0   106       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 4 HOUR GAMES 6579            17   5  0   103       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 LEAK 7886                    13   1  1   102       BASH BROS GAS (989)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 6876         24  24  1   100       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 BOOGER KING 6588             18   2  0    96       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
 NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828          14   2  0    96       BASH BROS CONDO (979)
-SKIN TICKET 8630              5   6  2    95       FEAR FACTORY (1118)
 MELTING FLOOD 8016           13   1  1    94       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-AMWAY 7795                    9   1  1    93       BASH BROS MLM (973)
-ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154      9   1  1    92       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OVERGROWN 7263               25  12  0    90       BASH BROS TREES (871)
 PAY PER SECOND 6542          24  15  0    90       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-BIASED JUDGES 8153           11   3  0    90       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
 CLEANING 7588                15   5  1    87       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 WARLOCK 6137                 13  20  3    86       OUTLAWS (643)
 SUGAR LOW 6930               14   4  1    84       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
 NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827           13   3  1    84       BASH BROS CONDO (979)
-SIX-GUN TAROT 8680            7   3  0    84       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
-CHAIN LETTER 7793            10   0  0    83       BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
 SHIFTED 7941                 10   8  0    82       BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
-NO VISIBILITY 8012            9   5  0    81       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 LOCKE 9363                   10   5  0    79       OUTLAWS (643)
-RUDE DRIVER 7001             15   4  1    78       BASH BROS BUS (821)
-HERBALIFE 7796                9   1  0    78       BASH BROS MLM (973)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LESS TASTE 7764              12   4  0    67       BASH BROS BEER (966)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LITHIUM 8234                 10  18  0    65       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 ETERNAL REST 8626             5   0  0    62       FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
-FISH STORY 7813               8   1  0    59       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FULL AND HEAVY 6861          10   6  0    56       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
 OYAMI 8689                    8   9  0    56       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-THE BLUE TOAD 8694            6   7  0    54       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 TRUTH HURTS 8627              3   1  0    54       FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
 YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188          3   3  0    53       FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)
-DRUNK 7812                    9   0  0    52       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
 NOT THE REAL THING 7762      11   5  0    50       BASH BROS BEER (966)
-DIG FOR CAR 8015              8   4  0    49       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 PUSHY SALESMAN 8007           3   1  0    48       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
-VENUS DEE MILO 5720          12   5  0    45       X-POSSE (579)
 WANG YI 8775                  3   2  0    45       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210            6  10  0    43       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-STUPID CONTESTANT 7018        4   1  1    43       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
 HEART 8101                    4   4  0    42       BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
-OVER AFTER FIRST 6583        10   6  0    41       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-DIABETES 8099                 4   0  0    40       BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
 NOT NEWS 7687                 4   1  0    39       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
-UNPREPARED 7811               6   3  0    38       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
-DISCOVERY TOYS 7798           7   3  0    34       BASH BROS MLM (973)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLASHPOINT 8622               3   3  0    33       FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)
 APES OF WRATH 8827            3   8  0    33       FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)
-THROUGH UR TEETH 9568         1   0  1    33       L IS FOR LIE (1270)
-SOAP OPERA 9160               2   1  0    31       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
 LONG LINES 7537               7   9  0    30       BASH BROS DMV (924)
 HACKED TO PIECES 8847         3   7  0    30       FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)
 MISSED STOP 8276              7   6  0    29       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
-SENTINEL-3 5782               6   6  0    29       X-POSSE (579)
-BUY ME 7791                   5   4  0    28       BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
 WARNING BELLS 8011            4   1  1    26       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
 TALK SHOW 9159                2   2  0    26       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
-INFOMERCIALS 9157             3   0  0    25       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221             2   0  0    23       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 RERUNS 9161                   3   1  0    22       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
 JUDGE JUDY RIPOFFS 9158       3   1  0    21       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
-MAGIK 5917                    2   3  0    21       X-POSSE (579)
-HYACINTH 9549                 1   0  0    21       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
-ANTS IN YOUR PANTS 9552       1   0  0    20       I IS FOR INSECT (1267)
-KILL THE LYCAN 8893           2   1  0    18       FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543         2   2  0    18       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 THE RED SHORE 9180            2   9  0    16       FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
-JOEY 9560                     1   0  0    16       K IS FOR KANGAROO (1269)
 DEATH RATTLE 8618             1   1  0    16       FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)
-THE GREAT EVIL 8797           1   0  0    15       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
-ROWDY YATES 9692              1   0  0    14       WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
 WON'T START 7688              1   0  0    14       BBR 038 (952)
 LEMON 8010                    4   1  0    13       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
-800 LB 9544                   1   0  0    13       G IS FOR GORILLA (1265)
-BRISCO COUNTY JR 9688         2   0  0    12       WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
 ZEPHYR 9752                   1   1  0    10       OUTLAWS (643)
-LET SLEEPING DOGS 9569        1   0  0    10       L IS FOR LIE (1270)
 FIRST SCRATCH 8009            1   4  0     7       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TERK 9542                     1   0  0     7       G IS FOR GORILLA (1265)
-TERRIBLE HOST 7019            0   1  0     7       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
-LITTLE JOE 9689               1   1  0     4       WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
-FESTUS HAGEN 9691             0   2  0     2       WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
-JOSH RANDALL 9690             0   2  0     2       WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
-CAPTAIN 9561                  0   1  0     1       K IS FOR KANGAROO (1269)
-SOCIAL BUTTERFLY 9554         0   1  0     1       I IS FOR INSECT (1267)
-LIKE A RUG 9565               0   1  0     1       L IS FOR LIE (1270)
-MAGILLA 9541                  0   1  0     1       G IS FOR GORILLA (1265)
-BEE'S KNEES 9550              0   1  0     1       I IS FOR INSECT (1267)
-BUG LIGHT 9553                0   1  0     1       I IS FOR INSECT (1267)
 STYX 9778                     0   1  0     1       OUTLAWS (643)
-LITTLE WHITE 9566             0   1  0     1       L IS FOR LIE (1270)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PUT ON CHAINS 8013      7  4 0 BASH BROS SNOW 1014  LAWN DART CATCHI 6308 308   
419 7794                8  1 1 BB JUNK EMAIL 972    WARLOCK 6137          309   
BASS SOLO 9204          0  1 0 DEADLY RAGE 158      BANDIT PRINCE         311  NONE
INEPT ADEPT 9212        0  1 0 DEADLY RAGE 158      ARENAMASTER           311  NONE
G 9199                  0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 1140 HIGH ELF              311  NONE
LU SU 8773              2  2 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 1140 SPYMASTER             311  NONE
ZHANG HE 9436           0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 1140 WURM KIN              311  NONE
A 8845                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 13 1150 DARK CHAMPION         311  NONE
B 8844                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 13 1150 ARENAMASTER           311  NONE
C 8846                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 13 1150 ARENAMASTER           311  NONE
D 8848                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 13 1150 ARENAMASTER           311  NONE
BULL'S EYE 9714         0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 16 1153 ARENAMASTER           311  NONE
LETHAL DOSAGE 8862      6 12 0 FEAR FACTORY 16 1153 BANDIT PRINCE         311  NONE
THICK & THIN 8863       0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 16 1153 SHEWISH GIANT         311  NONE
BF 9182                 0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 19 1211 HIGH ELF              311  NONE
BG 9179                 0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 19 1211 WURM KIN              311  NONE
BH 9181                 0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 19 1211 WURM KIN              311  NONE
BI 9183                 0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 19 1211 HIGH ELF              311  NONE
DIG DUG 9195            0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 2 1117  MOUNTAIN TROLL        311  NONE
BROKEN RIB 8895         0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 3 1116  SPYMASTER             311  NONE
C 8884                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 3 1116  HIGH ELF              311  NONE
D 8894                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 3 1116  HIGH ELF              311  NONE
UNDER SIEGE 8616        0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 4 1115  BLACK ORC             311  NONE
E 9201                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 7 1144  MOUNTAIN TROLL        311  NONE
F 9202                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 7 1144  HIGH ELF              311  NONE
PRIME CUT 8817          1  5 0 FEAR FACTORY 7 1144  SHEWISH GIANT         311  NONE
A 8824                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 9 1146  BLACK ORC             311  NONE
B 8828                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 9 1146  BANDIT PRINCE         311  NONE
C 8825                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 9 1146  BLACK ORC             311  NONE
D 8826                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 9 1146  SHEWISH GIANT         311  NONE
DEADHOUSE GATES 8677   17 19 1 ON MY BOOKSHELF 1126 CLEANING 7588         307  NOT REVENGED
MARS 9674               2  4 1 OUTLAWS 643          MOUNTAIN TROLL        311  NONE
PAWN 9673               3  2 2 OUTLAWS 643          SKIN TICKET 8630      309   
CR LANDING 9712         0  1 0 VAR'S FAV BARS 1127  SPYMASTER             311  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LETHAL DOSAGE was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LU SU was viciously butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
PRIME CUT was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
MARS was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
B was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
F was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
ZHANG HE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BROKEN RIB was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
D was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
C was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
THICK & THIN was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
BULL'S EYE was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BASS SOLO was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BF was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
CR LANDING was executed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
BI was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
A was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
INEPT ADEPT was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
UNDER SIEGE was executed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
DIG DUG was easily killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
D was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
C was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fray.
G was executed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
E was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
D was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
C was executed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
A was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena conflict.
BG was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
BH was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
B was executed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fray.
HOME OF THE SLOPPER vanquished WARLOCK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
ZEPHYR defeated FIRST SCRATCH in a 1 minute novice's Challenge match.
XIAHOU DUN overpowered CLEANING in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
FATTENING vanquished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
LEAK vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute gruesome uneven bout.
MELTING FLOOD savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 2 minute bloody fray.
BOOGER KING won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute gory bout.
FORMS overpowered LOCKE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FIRE WON'T START overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
4 HOUR GAMES overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PAY PER SECOND was beaten by ROY ROGERS in a 2 minute veteran's fray.
SHOVELING devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NOISY NEIGHBOR bested M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute battle.
TURNED OFF demolished KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided struggle.
MR RIGHT HANDED savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 5 minute veteran's match.
SUGAR LOW won victory over KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute bout.
NOSY NEIGHBOR beat LITHIUM in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
OVERGROWN handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LESS TASTE won victory over YOUR LAST NIGHT in a popular 1 minute brutal match.
SHIFTED vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
OYAMI demolished LONG LINES in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
ETERNAL REST handily defeated NOT NEWS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
HEART beat HACKED TO PIECES in a 2 minute gruesome competition.
PUSHY SALESMAN handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NOT THE REAL THING was overpowered by TRUTH HURTS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TOMMYKNOCKERS overpowered TALK SHOW in a 1 minute gory uneven bout.
RERUNS was handily defeated by WANG YI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
LEMON was handily defeated by FLASHPOINT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WARNING BELLS was demolished by APES OF WRATH in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
MISSED STOP bested THE RED SHORE in a exciting 1 minute bloody conflict.
DEATH RATTLE was subdued by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute battle.
JUDGE JUDY RIPOFFS devastated STYX in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
WON'T START demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a unpopular 4 minute mismatched battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         PARRY-LUNGE       71 -  22 -  1      76  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         TOTAL PARRY       33 -  12 -  0      73  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  13         STRIKING ATTACK   68 -  29 -  7      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -   9 -  0      68  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         BASHING ATTACK   105 -  58 -  1      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         AIMED BLOW        87 -  63 -  3      58  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         LUNGING ATTACK    87 -  91 -  5      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     28 -  32 -  2      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  22 -  1      37  |

Turn 311 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  2     AIMED BLOW         6 -  7         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     6 -  7         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     5 - 16         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586   13   5  0  185 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
AIMED BLOW       FORMS 7540                 14   2  0  143 BASH BROS DMV (924)
PARRY-LUNGE      SHOVELING 8014             16   1  1  116 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
PARRY-STRIKE     4 HOUR GAMES 6579          17   5  0  103 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
TOTAL PARRY      BOOGER KING 6588           18   2  0   96 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
BASHING ATTACK   NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828        14   2  0   96 BASH BROS CONDO (979)
LUNGING ATTACK   CLEANING 7588              15   5  1   87 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
WALL OF STEEL    NOT THE REAL THING 7762    11   5  0   50 BASH BROS BEER (966)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MR RIGHT HANDED 6876.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MR RIGHT HANDED 6876.  The ten other most popular fighters were MELTING 
FLOOD 8016, LEAK 7886, TURNED OFF 7887, SUGAR LOW 6930, FATTENING 6926, 4 HOUR GAMES 
6579, ROY ROGERS 7836, LESS TASTE 7764, HEART 8101, and WANG YI 8775.

The least popular fighter this week was WON'T START 7688.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were STYX 9778, DEATH RATTLE 8618, WARNING BELLS 8011, LEMON 8010, 
TALK SHOW 9159, NOT THE REAL THING 7762, NOT NEWS 7687, LONG LINES 7537, YOUR LAST 
NIGHT 9188, and LOCKE 9363.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FATTENING (72-6926) BASH BROS CANDY (806)
CLEANING (72-7588) BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)