DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/03/2018    Duedate: 04/30/2018

ERINIKA ARENA

DM-73    TURN-326

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

EYES WIRED SHUT
FEAR FACTORY 2 (732)
(73-6476) [12-1-1,138]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

EYES WIRED SHUT                TOE LINT
FEAR FACTORY 2 (732)           ALL ABOUT LINT (725)
(73-6476) [12-1-1,138]         (73-6429) [5-2-0,74]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SEVER THE KING                 RAUNCHY COSTUME
FEAR FACTORY 12 (742)          BB HALLOWEEN (825)
(73-6527) [15-11-0,64]         (73-7235) [7-4-0,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BB HALLOWEEN (825)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ALL ABOUT LINT (725)        17
2. FEAR FACTORY 15 (745)       14      FEAR FACTORY 7 (737)
3. WHO DA MAN? (749)           10      Unchartered Team
4. FEAR FACTORY 2 (732)         7
5. FEAR FACTORY 17 (747)        6      ALL ABOUT LINT (725)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*FEAR FACTORY 21 (802)      4   0  0  100   1/ 0 BB HALLOWEEN (825)        8  7 0
 2- 2*EASTERN HORDE X (529)      2   0  0  100   2/ 2 WHO DA MAN? (749)         6  0 1
 3- 3*EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (565)   2   0  0  100   3/ 1 FEAR FACTORY 7 (737)      5  1 1
 4/ 4*ALL ABOUT LINT (725)       9   3  1 75.0   4/ 4*ALL ABOUT LINT (725)      4  0 1
 5- 5*THE BURRHEADS (811)       11   5  2 68.8   5- 3*FEAR FACTORY 21 (802)     4  0 0
 6/ 6 FEAR FACTORY 7 (737)      23  13  3 63.9   6/ 7 FEAR FACTORY 17 (747)     3  0 1
 7/ 0 BB HALLOWEEN (825)        33  22  1 60.0   7/ 5 FEAR FACTORY 15 (745)     3  0 0
 8/ 8 FEAR FACTORY 15 (745)     22  16  0 57.9   8/ 6 FEAR FACTORY 2 (732)      3  2 0
 9- 7 FEAR FACTORY 6 (736)      15  11  1 57.7   9/16 FEAR FACTORY 4 (734)      2  2 0
10/10 FEAR FACTORY 17 (747)     11  10  1 52.4  10- 9*EASTERN HORDE X (529)     1  0 0
11-11*FEAR FACTORY 14 (744)      1   1  0 50.0  11-10*EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (565)  1  0 0
12/12 FEAR FACTORY 2 (732)      13  14  1 48.1  12-11 FEAR FACTORY 6 (736)      1  0 0
13-13*N IS FOR NO (765)         11  13  2 45.8  13-12*EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566)  1  1 0
14/14 FEAR FACTORY 12 (742)     18  23  0 43.9  14-13*FEAR FACTORY 14 (744)     1  1 0
15/15 WHO DA MAN? (749)        149 210  8 41.5  15/ 8 FEAR FACTORY 12 (742)     1  2 0
16-16 M IS FOR MONKEY (764)     16  24  3 40.0  16-14 M IS FOR MONKEY (764)     0  1 0
17/17 FEAR FACTORY 4 (734)      13  23  0 36.1  17-18*N IS FOR NO (765)         0  1 0
18-18*EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566)   1   3  0 25.0  18-17*THE BURRHEADS (811)       0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in ERINIKA!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Like, FEAR FACTORY 7 had to be 
so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by BB HALLOWEEN!  Way to go BB 
HALLOWEEN!  Uncool, FEAR FACTORY 12.  I mean 0-1-0 is bad.  Will they will be allowed 
to fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  The guys at FEAR FACTORY 4 like 
really pulled together to get a 1-0-0 this turn, moving up by 7.  MVP award for TOE 
LINT?  ALL ABOUT LINT's proud of her after beating SEVER THE KING and getting 17 
points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  DESOLATE WAYS' match with KHALHUMS DWARF cost 
him a loss of 16 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think 
EYES WIRED SHUT should let TOO MUCH CANDY be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting 
about it.  Who was the wiseguy that said ERINIKA's Duelmaster was paying for drinks 
at The Warty Toad?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All ERINIKA ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  ERINIKA is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EYES WIRED SHUT 6476         12   1  1   138       FEAR FACTORY 2 (732)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WRATH OF VESUVIUS 6496       14   4  1   128       FEAR FACTORY 6 (736)
 MAZE OF TORMENT 6550         11   4  1   100       FEAR FACTORY 17 (747)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DESOLATE WAYS 6503           15   5  3    88       FEAR FACTORY 7 (737)
 THE BEARS SUCK 6924           7   1  0    79       FEAR FACTORY 15 (745)
 TOO MUCH CANDY 7234           8   3  1    74       BB HALLOWEEN (825)
 TOE LINT 6429                 5   2  0    74       ALL ABOUT LINT (725)
 FEAR HELD DEAR 6561           8   4  1    72       WHO DA MAN? (749)
 ASYLUM OF LIES 6799           8   2  0    68       FEAR FACTORY 7 (737)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEVER THE KING 6527          15  11  0    64       FEAR FACTORY 12 (742)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE VOMITOUS 6791             8   5  0    52       FEAR FACTORY 4 (734)
-MONKEY BUSINESS 6885          5   6  0    52       M IS FOR MONKEY (764)
 DRUNK TEENS 7233              4   3  0    48       BB HALLOWEEN (825)
 BULLY 7232                    7   4  0    38       BB HALLOWEEN (825)
 EGGED 7237                    7   4  0    36       BB HALLOWEEN (825)
-NO GLOVE NO LOVE 6914         3   1  1    35       N IS FOR NO (765)
-LINT LIZARD 6431              4   1  1    34       ALL ABOUT LINT (725)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAUNCHY COSTUME 7235          7   4  0    33       BB HALLOWEEN (825)
-BEDAZZLER 7160                3   0  0    33       THE BURRHEADS (811)
-HOOF HEARTED 7159             2   1  1    33       THE BURRHEADS (811)
-COUSIN PAPA SMURF 4944        2   0  0    28       EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (565)
-WRENCH 6708                   4   4  1    26       M IS FOR MONKEY (764)
-SHOCK THE MONKEY 6918         3   2  0    24       M IS FOR MONKEY (764)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NO WAY JOSE! 6882             3   1  0    23       N IS FOR NO (765)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MOONER 7157                   2   1  0    21       THE BURRHEADS (811)
-FOUL EMISSARY 6982            1   3  0    18       FEAR FACTORY 2 (732)
-UNDER THE KNIFE 6537          1   1  0    18       FEAR FACTORY 14 (744)
-QUAM CRUSHER 4676             2   0  0    17       EASTERN HORDE X (529)
-PIERCED SMURF 4949            1   0  0    17       EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566)
-DYING EMBERS 7086             2   0  0    15       FEAR FACTORY 21 (802)
-FURYCINDER 6784               1   0  0    15       WHO DA MAN? (749)
-CLOUDCHASER 7090              2   0  0    14       FEAR FACTORY 21 (802)
-BRONZE TOOTH 6798             1   0  0    13       FEAR FACTORY 6 (736)
-OH HELL 6713                  2   2  1     9       N IS FOR NO (765)
-GALAX SLAYER 7161             2   2  1     9       THE BURRHEADS (811)
-NO LOVE LOST 6957             1   1  0     6       N IS FOR NO (765)
-SMURF 5 4948                  0   3  0     3       EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566)
-TEMPEST BLIGHT 7135           0   1  0     1       FEAR FACTORY 2 (732)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RIPGUT 6790             1  4 0 FEAR FACTORY 4 734   LINT LIZARD 6431      324   
PEARLS B4 SWINE 6724    7  4 0 P IS FOR PIG 767     DESOLATE WAYS 6503    323   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EYES WIRED SHUT devastated TOO MUCH CANDY in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
DESOLATE WAYS was unbelievably bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute expert's battle.
MAZE OF TORMENT overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
TOE LINT devastated SEVER THE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ASYLUM OF LIES demolished EGGED in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
THE BEARS SUCK viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute bloody fight.
FEAR HELD DEAR overpowered DRUNK TEENS in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
THE VOMITOUS outwaited RAUNCHY COSTUME in a action packed 7 minute melee.
BULLY vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   6 -  1      68  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   40 -  19 -  3      68  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   6 -  2      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW        32 -  28 -  3      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  24 -  5      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  19 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  10 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  12 -  2      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   5 -  0      17  |

Turn 326 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  EYES WIRED SHUT 6476       12   1  1  138 FEAR FACTORY 2 (732)
LUNGING ATTACK   MAZE OF TORMENT 6550       11   4  1  100 FEAR FACTORY 17 (747)
BASHING ATTACK   DESOLATE WAYS 6503         15   5  3   88 FEAR FACTORY 7 (737)
WALL OF STEEL    THE BEARS SUCK 6924         7   1  0   79 FEAR FACTORY 15 (745)
AIMED BLOW       TOE LINT 6429               5   2  0   74 ALL ABOUT LINT (725)
TOTAL PARRY      THE VOMITOUS 6791           8   5  0   52 FEAR FACTORY 4 (734)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SEVER THE KING 6527.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was RAUNCHY COSTUME 7235.  The ten other most popular fighters were DESOLATE 
WAYS 6503, THE BEARS SUCK 6924, FEAR HELD DEAR 6561, EYES WIRED SHUT 6476, TOE LINT 
6429, ASYLUM OF LIES 6799, MAZE OF TORMENT 6550, BULLY 7232, TOO MUCH CANDY 7234, and 
SEVER THE KING 6527.

The least popular fighter this week was THE VOMITOUS 6791.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DRUNK TEENS 7233, EGGED 7237, SEVER THE KING 6527, TOO MUCH 
CANDY 7234, BULLY 7232, MAZE OF TORMENT 6550, ASYLUM OF LIES 6799, TOE LINT 6429, 
EYES WIRED SHUT 6476, and FEAR HELD DEAR 6561.

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

     Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest 
petitioner.  This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.  
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
     "Name change.  I heard we can do that.  I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
     "I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly.  "The Commission has actually 
been thinking about this.  It isn't FREE, mind you!  It takes money to run our office, 
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
     "I don't care about goats!"  He made a crude suggestion about goats.
     "Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
     "I had a talk with my manager.  He'll find the money.  I want to change my name 
to Jane Ralph.  I'm no doe!"  He thumped a fist on the counter.
     "Er, yes.  Jane Ralph.  Fill out this form, please."  He pushed the paper across 
the counter.  "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and 
can be submitted through the end of May.  With the payment.  No change without the 
goat, ah, the gold."

                                  *   *   *   *   *  

     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing 
throughout the month of May.  The cost will be $2 per name change.  All proceeds will 
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.  
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI