DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 05/25/2017 Duedate: 06/07/2017 DAYLA KIV ARENA DM-74 TURN-610 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS RED KOGAN SAND DANCERS (251) (74-4540) [12-25-0,72] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader RED KOGAN POSITION IS EMPTY SAND DANCERS (251) (74-4540) [12-25-0,72] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite TIOGAN CROW TIOGAN CROW SAND DANCERS (251) SAND DANCERS (251) (74-4580) [15-17-1,66] (74-4580) [15-17-1,66] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM ARGONAUTS (542) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. ARGONAUTS (542) 39 2. SAND DANCERS (251) -48 ARGONAUTS (542) Unchartered Team MY NEIGHBORHOOD (492) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 ARGONAUTS (542) 408 285 27 58.9 1/ 1 ARGONAUTS (542) 10 5 0 2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (251) %1386 %1529 47 47.5 2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (251) 5 10 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf Modeen. I return to DAYLA KIV once again! What's with SLUMMING DUCHESS? She actually beat SAND DANCERS' KRENSHEW, and walked away with 20 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at ARGONAUTS while they watched SLUMMING DUCHESS clobber KRENSHEW. He lost 12 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. Our Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to HANVAL THE CLAW, BUT RED KOGAN is still the Duelmaster because he has the most recognition points! Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners. No matter the time or place, men will always duel. What do people see in ARDIA LI? Hers 12-9-0? SAND DANCERS ain't talkin', but she's got 48 points. There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters to walk away, or not? Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor. You young rapscallions, take note! Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? DAYLA KIV is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places. Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RED KOGAN 4540 12 25 0 72 SAND DANCERS (251) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PELDAN DJIAN 4579 17 15 0 66 SAND DANCERS (251) TIOGAN CROW 4580 15 17 1 66 SAND DANCERS (251) PARSIFAL MOSAIC 4607 10 5 0 66 ARGONAUTS (542) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DISSIDENT 4633 8 2 0 53 ARGONAUTS (542) ARDIA LI 4600 12 9 0 48 SAND DANCERS (251) SLUMMING DUCHESS 4640 3 1 0 46 ARGONAUTS (542) KRENSHEW 4601 10 10 0 40 SAND DANCERS (251) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MIRABILE DICTU 4639 4 0 0 15 ARGONAUTS (542) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? FATAL ERROR 4646 0 1 0 ARGONAUTS 542 CHANNA THE DANCE 610 NONE PERSONAL ADS Shewish Horror -- For a minute there, I thought you were a standby. Don't know why. Thanks for the days of bed rest, I needed it. -- Red Kogan Parsifal Mosaic -- AHA! I knew if I just pulled the RIGHT few tiles, uh, tesserae? If I got the right few, you'd fall apart. -- Tiogan Crow Dissident -- But you got four skills. I call that a fair trade for the win. -- Peldan Djian Standbys, ah! -- Krenshew Slumming Duchess -- Really, there's no fun in the slums, even the foreign slums. Um, for certain values of "fun," anyway. -- Ardia Li (faintly) I'm the duelmaster? Mantor! If I'm still in this position next time, I'll be watching for it and do a column. Or at least a few lines. -- Red Kogan Just us and the Argonauts? That's tough. Well, and the standbys. -- Jorja Krenshew -- Not only are you not a Shew, you're shorter than I am. -- Dangerous Bon Lokar P.S. Also not a Shew. Mirabile Dictu -- You were supposed to LOSE that fight, you know. There's a protocol here. -- Rornis the Dark LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS FATAL ERROR was butchered by CHANNA THE DANCER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. RED KOGAN was bested by HANVAL THE CLAW in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel. TIOGAN CROW was luckily beaten by HANVAL THE CLAW in a 5 minute gruesome fight. PELDAN DJIAN was devastated by CHANDAR LO in a 2 minute one-sided contest. ARDIA LI was overpowered by PARSIFAL MOSAIC in a 1 minute mismatched match. KRENSHEW was viciously subdued by SLUMMING DUCHESS in a 1 minute duel. DISSIDENT bested STREET SWEEPER in a 1 minute competition. MIRABILE DICTU defeated SHAMELESS BEGGAR in a crowd boring 5 minute beginner's melee. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 2 - 1 80 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 2 - 0 80 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 - 0 67 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 5 - 0 67 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 26 - 1 47 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 6 - 0 40 | |AIMED BLOW 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 9 - 0 25 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 610 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 4 4 STRIKING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK PELDAN DJIAN 4579 17 15 0 66 SAND DANCERS (251) LUNGING ATTACK PARSIFAL MOSAIC 4607 10 5 0 66 ARGONAUTS (542) WALL OF STEEL DISSIDENT 4633 8 2 0 53 ARGONAUTS (542) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is TIOGAN CROW 4580. The most popular warrior this turn was TIOGAN CROW 4580. The ten other most popular fighters were SLUMMING DUCHESS 4640, PELDAN DJIAN 4579, PARSIFAL MOSAIC 4607, FATAL ERROR 4646, RED KOGAN 4540, DISSIDENT 4633, ARDIA LI 4600, KRENSHEW 4601, MIRABILE DICTU 4639, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was MIRABILE DICTU 4639. The other ten least popular fighters were KRENSHEW 4601, ARDIA LI 4600, DISSIDENT 4633, RED KOGAN 4540, FATAL ERROR 4646, PARSIFAL MOSAIC 4607, PELDAN DJIAN 4579, SLUMMING DUCHESS 4640, TIOGAN CROW 4580, and 0. CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams. To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. Make sure you include the ID! * * * * * MEMO * * * * * From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission To: All Managers In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.