DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 05/23/2019 Duedate: 06/05/2019 DAYLA KIV ARENA DM-74 TURN-662 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS FLEEKER FLOOGAL SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) (74-4711) [10-2-0,99] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader FLEEKER FLOOGAL POSITION IS EMPTY SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) (74-4711) [10-2-0,99] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite MARAI DJIAN STOMPER SAND DANCERS (251) SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) (74-4705) [16-17-0,95] (74-4727) [3-1-0,44] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. SAND DANCERS (251) 28 2. BASH BROS MAILMAN (521) 6 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) 3. SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) -5 Unchartered Team ENSEMBLE (238) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) 63 12 4 84.0 1/ 1 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) 8 2 1 2/ 2 BASH BROS MAILMAN (521) 14 8 1 63.6 2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (251) 6 9 0 3/ 3 SAND DANCERS (251) %1505 %1667 51 47.4 3/ 3 BASH BROS MAILMAN (521) 3 0 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. Off Day -- How do you keep doing it? How do you keep winning and yet staying out of my reach? How are you even still alive? If you were hooman, I would be disappointed. Heck, if I were hooman, I would be disappointed. Good fight with Kedger this go round. I think the color of either my skin or my uniform put Kedge off his game. Anyway, not really sure what I am supposed to be getting out of this chair. I get that the view of the fights is better, but it would be hard for me to report just that back to Floog. Maybe First Officer Flo will be able to figure it out. It's all alien to me... Get it? -- Captain Fleeker Floogal SPY REPORT So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and I'm going to give you a spy report!. Hey everybody, watch out for MARAI DJIAN, who flew up 12 points in the rankings after mashing TRAVELING TINKER like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. SPORTACUS was defeated by DIRTY RUFFIAN and drops 8 points. Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was SAND DANCERS' KEDGE PEL, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by FLEEKER FLOOGAL. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd! But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle! Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad SPROUT OF MY WAY!? Big bad SPROUT OF MY WAY!. Big bad SPROUT OF MY WAY!. DAYLA KIV's afraid of the big bad SPROUT OF MY WAY!. Tra la la la la! For those of you who like math, try this one: SPROUT OF MY WAY! + Weapons That go Boom = BASH BROS MAILMAN + Avoid City. Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, PUSSYWILLOW would be president. Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win. Can any one out there say 'weasel'? Oh well, just saying OFF DAY will do. He challenged 19 points down to trash PUSSYWILLOW. Definition of petty: OFF DAY subdued PUSSYWILLOW, a mismatch of 19 points. Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh? Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DAYLA KIV have no sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in next week's fights. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711 10 2 0 99 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -LILY 4677 14 2 0 112 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) MARAI DJIAN 4705 16 17 0 95 SAND DANCERS (251) OFF DAY 4313 14 8 1 95 BASH BROS MAILMAN (521) -MR. MAURICE 4682 7 1 1 94 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME KEDGE PEL 4707 16 13 0 78 SAND DANCERS (251) PUSSYWILLOW 4698 16 21 2 71 SAND DANCERS (251) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BARTRAN KLEE 4704 12 22 0 59 SAND DANCERS (251) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME STOMPER 4727 3 1 0 44 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) SPORTACUS 4725 3 1 1 40 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MARTIN DENNY 4728 2 0 0 24 SAND DANCERS (251) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? DENZIE KEE 4726 1 2 0 SAND DANCERS 251 SPORTACUS 4725 660 PERSONAL ADS Off Day -- I groom my catkins, I do my regular sways, and I *still* don't get an on day. What does it take? -- Pussywillow Fleeker Floogal -- Thanks for the sprouts. But they just reminded me of something I'd forgotten, that sprouts can be good in the moment, but the pleasure doesn't last. Oh, well, nothing is perfect. -- Kedge Pel Madame U-Tana -- You are not a lady. -- Marai Djian Sportacus -- If you're a sprout, you must be, I dunno, a kidney bean sprout or something. -- Bartran Klee A win over a standby, that's a good beginning, isn't it? -- Martin Denny Marai Djian -- "Savagely"? That's practically an admission that you found my comment a little too close for comfort. Good. I'm supposed to "hold my hand" in a fight, but at least I can speak my mind. -- Madame U-Tana Stomper -- Couldn't you just defeat normally? Devastated is too severe. My fellow Sweepers made rude comments afterward. -- Pal Ding-Kun, sweeper on the Purple Tiger Crew Martin Denny -- If you're still here by the end of the summer, I'll be surprised. -- Lalvo of the Pen, who has seen them come and go Kedge -- Thank you for the lesson! -- FleekerBartran -- Not either of our best efforts, really. -- SportacusI swept the street with that Street Sweeper! -- Stomper LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS OFF DAY devastated PUSSYWILLOW in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. FLEEKER FLOOGAL subdued KEDGE PEL in a exciting 1 minute Title melee. MARAI DJIAN overpowered TRAVELING TINKER in a 2 minute bloody mismatched duel. STOMPER was defeated by BARTRAN KLEE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided fight. SPORTACUS was unbelievably bested by DIRTY RUFFIAN in a 3 minute amateur's fight. MARTIN DENNY bested LALVO OF THE PEN in a 2 minute novice's competition. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 2 - 0 78 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 7 - 2 76 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 - 0 50 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 17 - 1 48 | |AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 10 - 1 41 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 6 - 0 40 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 662 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 STRIKING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711 10 2 0 99 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) BASHING ATTACK OFF DAY 4313 14 8 1 95 BASH BROS MAILMAN (521) STRIKING ATTACK KEDGE PEL 4707 16 13 0 78 SAND DANCERS (251) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is MARAI DJIAN 4705. The most popular warrior this turn was STOMPER 4727. The ten other most popular fighters were OFF DAY 4313, MARAI DJIAN 4705, SPORTACUS 4725, MARTIN DENNY 4728, FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711, BARTRAN KLEE 4704, KEDGE PEL 4707, PUSSYWILLOW 4698, 0, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was PUSSYWILLOW 4698. The other ten least popular fighters were KEDGE PEL 4707, BARTRAN KLEE 4704, FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711, MARTIN DENNY 4728, SPORTACUS 4725, MARAI DJIAN 4705, OFF DAY 4313, STOMPER 4727, 0, and 0.