DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/23/2019    Duedate: 06/05/2019

DAYLA KIV ARENA

DM-74    TURN-662

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FLEEKER FLOOGAL
SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
(74-4711) [10-2-0,99]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLEEKER FLOOGAL                POSITION IS EMPTY
SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)        
(74-4711) [10-2-0,99]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MARAI DJIAN                    STOMPER
SAND DANCERS (251)             SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
(74-4705) [16-17-0,95]         (74-4727) [3-1-0,44]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (251)          28
2. BASH BROS MAILMAN (521)      6      SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
3. SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)     -5      Unchartered Team

                                       ENSEMBLE (238)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)   63  12  4 84.0   1/ 1 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)   8  2 1
 2/ 2 BASH BROS MAILMAN (521)   14   8  1 63.6   2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (251)        6  9 0
 3/ 3 SAND DANCERS (251)       %1505 %1667 51 47.4   3/ 3 BASH BROS MAILMAN (521)   3  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Off Day -- How do you keep doing it?  How do you keep winning and yet staying out of 
my reach?  How are you even still alive?  If you were hooman, I would be disappointed.  
Heck, if I were hooman, I would be disappointed.

Good fight with Kedger this go round.  I think the color of either my skin or my 
uniform put Kedge off his game. 

Anyway, not really sure what I am supposed to be getting out of this chair.  I get 
that the view of the fights is better, but it would be hard for me to report just that 
back to Floog.  Maybe First Officer Flo will be able to figure it out.  It's all alien 
to me... Get it?

                                               -- Captain Fleeker Floogal

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Hey everybody, watch out for MARAI DJIAN, who 
flew up 12 points in the rankings after mashing TRAVELING TINKER like a melon.  Keep 
your eye on this gal.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  
SPORTACUS was defeated by DIRTY RUFFIAN and drops 8 points.  Going for the gusto and 
coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was SAND DANCERS' KEDGE PEL, who was turned 
away from the Duelmastership by FLEEKER FLOOGAL.  Advice to bashers--never force 
anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad SPROUT OF  MY WAY!?  Big bad 
SPROUT OF MY WAY!.  Big bad SPROUT OF MY WAY!.  DAYLA KIV's afraid of the big bad 
SPROUT OF MY WAY!.  Tra la la la la!  For those of you who like math, try this one:  
SPROUT OF MY WAY! + Weapons That go Boom = BASH BROS MAILMAN + Avoid City.  Well dang 
howdy, but if challenges were votes, PUSSYWILLOW would be president.  Although it may 
be a contest he doesn't want to win.  Can any one out there say 'weasel'?  Oh well, 
just saying OFF DAY will do.  He challenged 19 points down to trash PUSSYWILLOW.  
Definition of petty:  OFF DAY subdued PUSSYWILLOW, a mismatch of 19 points.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they 
will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DAYLA KIV have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  And remember, you can pick your friends 
and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711         10   2  0    99       SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LILY 4677                    14   2  0   112       SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
 MARAI DJIAN 4705             16  17  0    95       SAND DANCERS (251)
 OFF DAY 4313                 14   8  1    95       BASH BROS MAILMAN (521)
-MR. MAURICE 4682              7   1  1    94       SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KEDGE PEL 4707               16  13  0    78       SAND DANCERS (251)
 PUSSYWILLOW 4698             16  21  2    71       SAND DANCERS (251)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARTRAN KLEE 4704            12  22  0    59       SAND DANCERS (251)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STOMPER 4727                  3   1  0    44       SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
 SPORTACUS 4725                3   1  1    40       SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARTIN DENNY 4728             2   0  0    24       SAND DANCERS (251)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DENZIE KEE 4726         1  2 0 SAND DANCERS 251     SPORTACUS 4725        660   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Off Day -- I groom my catkins, I do my regular sways, and I *still* don't get an on 
day.  What does it take? -- Pussywillow

Fleeker Floogal -- Thanks for the sprouts.  But they just reminded me of something I'd 
forgotten, that sprouts can be good in the moment, but the pleasure doesn't last.  Oh, 
well, nothing is perfect. -- Kedge Pel

Madame U-Tana -- You are not a lady. -- Marai Djian

Sportacus -- If you're a sprout, you must be, I dunno, a kidney bean sprout or 
something. -- Bartran Klee

A win over a standby, that's a good beginning, isn't it? -- Martin Denny

Marai Djian -- "Savagely"?  That's practically an admission that you found my comment 
a little too close for comfort.  Good.  I'm supposed to "hold my hand" in a fight, but 
at least I can speak my mind. -- Madame U-Tana

Stomper -- Couldn't you just defeat normally?  Devastated is too severe. My fellow 
Sweepers made rude comments afterward. -- Pal Ding-Kun, sweeper on the Purple Tiger 
Crew

Martin Denny -- If you're still here by the end of the summer, I'll be surprised. -- 
Lalvo of the Pen, who has seen them come and go

Kedge -- Thank you for the lesson! -- FleekerBartran -- Not either of our best 
efforts, really. -- SportacusI swept the street with that Street Sweeper! -- Stomper

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OFF DAY devastated PUSSYWILLOW in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FLEEKER FLOOGAL subdued KEDGE PEL in a exciting 1 minute Title melee.
MARAI DJIAN overpowered TRAVELING TINKER in a 2 minute bloody mismatched duel.
STOMPER was defeated by BARTRAN KLEE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided fight.
SPORTACUS was unbelievably bested by DIRTY RUFFIAN in a 3 minute amateur's fight.
MARTIN DENNY bested LALVO OF THE PEN in a 2 minute novice's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -   7 -  2      76  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  17 -  1      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         7 -  10 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 662 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         4  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711       10   2  0   99 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
BASHING ATTACK   OFF DAY 4313               14   8  1   95 BASH BROS MAILMAN (521)
STRIKING ATTACK  KEDGE PEL 4707             16  13  0   78 SAND DANCERS (251)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MARAI DJIAN 4705.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was STOMPER 4727.  The ten other most popular fighters were OFF DAY 4313, MARAI 
DJIAN 4705, SPORTACUS 4725, MARTIN DENNY 4728, FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711, BARTRAN KLEE 
4704, KEDGE PEL 4707, PUSSYWILLOW 4698,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was PUSSYWILLOW 4698.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KEDGE PEL 4707, BARTRAN KLEE 4704, FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711, MARTIN 
DENNY 4728, SPORTACUS 4725, MARAI DJIAN 4705, OFF DAY 4313, STOMPER 4727,  0, and  0.