DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 03/07/2019 Duedate: 03/20/2019 JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA DM-75 TURN-651 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS ATTILA THE HUN JADED WARRIORS (335) (75-3811) [10-4-0,101] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader ATTILA THE HUN POSITION IS EMPTY JADED WARRIORS (335) (75-3811) [10-4-0,101] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite SUN TZU NAPOLEON JADED WARRIORS (335) JADED WARRIORS (335) (75-3809) [12-3-1,100] (75-3843) [3-1-0,28] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM JADED WARRIORS (335) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. JADED WARRIORS (335) 39 2. SAND DANCERS (67) -4 JADED WARRIORS (335) Unchartered Team KIWI CONNECTION (214) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 JADED WARRIORS (335) 53 17 6 75.7 1/ 1 JADED WARRIORS (335) 12 0 0 2/ 3 SAND DANCERS (67) %1326 %1812 41 42.3 2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (67) 6 9 1 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. A salute to Duelmaster Geronimo.............................................. Geronimo (Mescalero-Chiricahua: "the one who yawns"; June 1829 - February 17, 1909) was a prominent leader and medicine man from the Bedonkohe band of the Apache tribe. From 1850 to 1886 Geronimo joined with members of three other Chiricahua Apache bands--the Tchihende, the Tsokanende and the Nednhi--to carry out numerous raids as well as resistance to US and Mexican military campaigns in the northern Mexico states of Chihuahua and Sonora, and in the southwestern American territories of New Mexico and Arizona. Geronimo's raids and related combat actions were a part of the prolonged period of the Apache-United States conflict, which started with American settlement in Apache lands following the end of the war with Mexico in 1848. While well known, Geronimo was not a chief among the Chiricahua or the Bedonkohe band. However, since he was a superb leader in raiding and warfare he frequently led large numbers of men and women beyond his own following. At any one time, about 30 to 50 Apaches of several tribes would be following him. During Geronimo's final period of conflict from 1876 to 1886 he "surrendered" three times and accepted life on the Apache reservations in Arizona. Reservation life was confining to the free-moving Apache people, and they resented restrictions on their customary way of life. In 1886, after an intense pursuit in Northern Mexico by U.S. forces that followed Geronimo's third 1885 reservation "breakout", Geronimo surrendered for the last time to Lt. Charles Bare Gatewood, an Apache-speaking West Point graduate who had earned Geronimo's respect a few years before. Geronimo was later transferred to General Nelson Miles at Skeleton Canyon, just north of the Mexican/American boundary. Miles treated Geronimo as a prisoner of war and acted promptly to remove Geronimo first to Fort Bowie, then to the railroad at Bowie Station, Arizona where he and 27 other Apaches were sent off to join the rest of the Chiricahua tribe which had been previously exiled to Florida. In his old age, Geronimo became a celebrity. He appeared at fairs, including the 1904 World's Fair in St. Louis, where he reportedly rode a ferris wheel and sold souvenirs and photographs of himself. However, he was not allowed to return to the land of his birth. He died at the Fort Sill hospital in 1909, still as a prisoner of war. He is buried at the Fort Sill Indian Agency Cemetery surrounded by the graves of relatives and other Apache prisoners of war. -- Cleopatra (admitting she had help from Wiki) SPY REPORT I can't believe the violence in JADE MOUNTAIN! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... MVP award for SUN TZU? JADED WARRIORS' proud of him after beating PLUM BLOSSOM and getting 15 points. Talk about yer big time losers! EGGCRACKER got smashed by SHIZARAN BLACKHEART, and lost 12 points! What a putz! GERONIMO fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title. No one said he was a genius... And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome ATTILA THE HUN. Aren't JADED WARRIORS proud. (Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy that said JADE MOUNTAIN's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Green Axe? Don't look at me! I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just wing this stuff. SAND DANCERS was JADE MOUNTAIN's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Is there some deep dark secret why JADED WARRIORS' been avoiding SAND DANCERS so much? Or is it just that they're too scared? Like, is PLUM BLOSSOM popular, or what? She was challenged the most in all of JADE MOUNTAIN! She's got a 15-7-2, is that good? People were asking me did HANNIBAL REALLY challenge JO MING? (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but JO MING wants me to write about it since he lost to HANNIBAL. Satisfied? What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone gets killed. Not after four more fights. What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!! I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ATTILA THE HUN 3811 10 4 0 101 JADED WARRIORS (335) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -GERONIMO 3810 12 2 1 115 JADED WARRIORS (335) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SUN TZU 3809 12 3 1 100 JADED WARRIORS (335) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PLUM BLOSSOM 3824 15 7 2 83 SAND DANCERS (67) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WHITE TIGER 3844 5 1 1 46 SAND DANCERS (67) EGGCRACKER 3834 9 7 0 42 SAND DANCERS (67) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JO MING 3841 9 6 0 33 SAND DANCERS (67) NAPOLEON 3843 3 1 0 28 JADED WARRIORS (335) HANNIBAL 3849 2 0 0 24 JADED WARRIORS (335) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HAI CHI 3842 2 6 0 12 SAND DANCERS (67) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PERSONAL ADS We did personals last turn. We sent them in with plenty of time. We go RECEIPTS on them, hal did not eat them. And there's NOTHING in the newsletter. I betcha the Consortium did the same. What happened? -- Jorja Geronimo -- Well won. -- Plum Blossom Napoleon -- Shouldn't you be shorter? -- Hai Chi And two-one against standbys. Oh, well. Praise, Ra! A 5-0! Even I am jadedly impressed. -- Cleopatra, Jaded Warriors Geronimo, a premier warrior, has topped. (Maxed to you guys.) He will be working out in the weight rooms and shadow sparring as he preps for The Mailer. -- Cleopatra LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SUN TZU viciously subdued PLUM BLOSSOM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight. HANNIBAL outlasted JO MING in a 7 minute novice vs. veteran upset Challenge melee. ATTILA THE HUN viciously subdued CAPTAIN MONDINOR in a 1 minute gory Title contest. WHITE TIGER overpowered WAN-FA THE DANCER in a 1 minute mismatched match. EGGCRACKER was devastated by SHIZARAN BLACKHEART in a 1 minute one-sided duel. HAI CHI was viciously subdued by NAPOLEON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 0 - 1 100 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 1 - 0 83 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 9 - 0 61 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 17 - 2 60 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 5 - 5 - 0 50 | |AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 9 - 2 40 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 - 0 0 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 651 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 5 STRIKING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK ATTILA THE HUN 3811 10 4 0 101 JADED WARRIORS (335) LUNGING ATTACK SUN TZU 3809 12 3 1 100 JADED WARRIORS (335) PARRY-RIPOSTE PLUM BLOSSOM 3824 15 7 2 83 SAND DANCERS (67) STRIKING ATTACK WHITE TIGER 3844 5 1 1 46 SAND DANCERS (67) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is SUN TZU 3809. The most popular warrior this turn was NAPOLEON 3843. The ten other most popular fighters were SUN TZU 3809, ATTILA THE HUN 3811, HAI CHI 3842, PLUM BLOSSOM 3824, WHITE TIGER 3844, EGGCRACKER 3834, JO MING 3841, HANNIBAL 3849, 0, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was HANNIBAL 3849. The other ten least popular fighters were JO MING 3841, EGGCRACKER 3834, WHITE TIGER 3844, PLUM BLOSSOM 3824, HAI CHI 3842, ATTILA THE HUN 3811, SUN TZU 3809, NAPOLEON 3843, 0, and 0.