Date   : 03/07/2019    Duedate: 03/20/2019


DM-75    TURN-651

This Weeks Top Honors


(75-3811) [10-4-0,101]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JADED WARRIORS (335)           
(75-3811) [10-4-0,101]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SUN TZU                        NAPOLEON
(75-3809) [12-3-1,100]         (75-3843) [3-1-0,28]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. JADED WARRIORS (335)        39
2. SAND DANCERS (67)           -4      JADED WARRIORS (335)
                                       Unchartered Team

                                       KIWI CONNECTION (214)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 JADED WARRIORS (335)      53  17  6 75.7   1/ 1 JADED WARRIORS (335)     12  0 0
 2/ 3 SAND DANCERS (67)        %1326 %1812 41 42.3   2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (67)         6  9 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

A salute to Duelmaster Geronimo..............................................

     Geronimo (Mescalero-Chiricahua: "the one who yawns"; June 1829 - February 17, 
1909) was a prominent leader and medicine man from the Bedonkohe band of the Apache 
tribe. From 1850 to 1886 Geronimo joined with members of three other Chiricahua Apache 
bands--the Tchihende, the Tsokanende and the Nednhi--to carry out numerous raids as 
well as resistance to US and Mexican military campaigns in the northern Mexico states 
of Chihuahua and Sonora, and in the southwestern American territories of New Mexico 
and Arizona. Geronimo's raids and related combat actions were a part of the prolonged 
period of the Apache-United States conflict, which started with American settlement in 
Apache lands following the end of the war with Mexico in 1848. While well known, 
Geronimo was not a chief among the Chiricahua or the Bedonkohe band. However, since he 
was a superb leader in raiding and warfare he frequently led large numbers of men and 
women beyond his own following. At any one time, about 30 to 50 Apaches of several 
tribes would be following him.
     During Geronimo's final period of conflict from 1876 to 1886 he "surrendered" 
three times and accepted life on the Apache reservations in Arizona.  Reservation life 
was confining to the free-moving Apache people, and they resented restrictions on 
their customary way of life. In 1886, after an intense pursuit in Northern Mexico by 
U.S. forces that followed Geronimo's third 1885 reservation "breakout", Geronimo 
surrendered for the last time to Lt. Charles Bare Gatewood, an Apache-speaking West 
Point graduate who had earned Geronimo's respect a few years before. Geronimo was 
later transferred to General Nelson Miles at Skeleton Canyon, just north of the 
Mexican/American boundary. Miles treated Geronimo as a prisoner of war and acted 
promptly to remove Geronimo first to Fort Bowie, then to the railroad at Bowie 
Station, Arizona where he and 27 other Apaches were sent off to join the rest of the 
Chiricahua tribe which had been previously exiled to Florida.
     In his old age, Geronimo became a celebrity. He appeared at fairs, including the 
1904 World's Fair in St. Louis, where he reportedly rode a ferris wheel and sold 
souvenirs and photographs of himself. However, he was not allowed to return to the 
land of his birth. He died at the Fort Sill hospital in 1909, still as a prisoner of 
war. He is buried at the Fort Sill Indian Agency Cemetery surrounded by the graves of 
relatives and other Apache prisoners of war.

                                   -- Cleopatra (admitting she had help from Wiki)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in JADE MOUNTAIN!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for SUN TZU?  
JADED WARRIORS' proud of him after beating PLUM BLOSSOM and getting 15 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  EGGCRACKER got smashed by SHIZARAN BLACKHEART, and lost 
12 points!  What a putz!  GERONIMO fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits 
fighting and loses the title.  No one said he was a genius...  And I was just getting 
used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome ATTILA THE HUN.  Aren't 
JADED WARRIORS proud.  (Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy that said JADE MOUNTAIN's 
Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Green Axe?  Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  SAND DANCERS was JADE MOUNTAIN's most avoided team.  Is there some 
award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why JADED WARRIORS' been avoiding 
SAND DANCERS so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Like, is PLUM BLOSSOM 
popular, or what?  She was challenged the most in all of JADE MOUNTAIN!  She's got a 
15-7-2, is that good?  People were asking me did HANNIBAL REALLY challenge JO MING?  
(all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, 
or anything, but JO MING wants me to write about it since he lost to HANNIBAL.  
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATTILA THE HUN 3811          10   4  0   101       JADED WARRIORS (335)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GERONIMO 3810                12   2  1   115       JADED WARRIORS (335)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUN TZU 3809                 12   3  1   100       JADED WARRIORS (335)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PLUM BLOSSOM 3824            15   7  2    83       SAND DANCERS (67)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHITE TIGER 3844              5   1  1    46       SAND DANCERS (67)
 EGGCRACKER 3834               9   7  0    42       SAND DANCERS (67)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JO MING 3841                  9   6  0    33       SAND DANCERS (67)
 NAPOLEON 3843                 3   1  0    28       JADED WARRIORS (335)
 HANNIBAL 3849                 2   0  0    24       JADED WARRIORS (335)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAI CHI 3842                  2   6  0    12       SAND DANCERS (67)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We did personals last turn.  We sent them in with plenty of time.  We go RECEIPTS on 
them, hal did not eat them.  And there's NOTHING in the newsletter.  I betcha the 
Consortium did the same.  What happened? -- Jorja

Geronimo -- Well won. -- Plum Blossom

Napoleon -- Shouldn't you be shorter? -- Hai Chi

And two-one against standbys.  Oh, well.

Praise, Ra! A 5-0! Even I am jadedly impressed. -- Cleopatra, Jaded Warriors

Geronimo, a premier warrior, has topped. (Maxed to you guys.) He will be working out 
in the weight rooms and shadow sparring as he preps for The Mailer. -- Cleopatra

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SUN TZU viciously subdued PLUM BLOSSOM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
HANNIBAL outlasted JO MING in a 7 minute novice vs. veteran upset Challenge melee.
ATTILA THE HUN viciously subdued CAPTAIN MONDINOR in a 1 minute gory Title contest.
WHITE TIGER overpowered WAN-FA THE DANCER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EGGCRACKER was devastated by SHIZARAN BLACKHEART in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HAI CHI was viciously subdued by NAPOLEON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   0 -  1     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   9 -  0      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  17 -  2      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW         5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   9 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 651 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         5  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   ATTILA THE HUN 3811        10   4  0  101 JADED WARRIORS (335)
LUNGING ATTACK   SUN TZU 3809               12   3  1  100 JADED WARRIORS (335)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PLUM BLOSSOM 3824          15   7  2   83 SAND DANCERS (67)
STRIKING ATTACK  WHITE TIGER 3844            5   1  1   46 SAND DANCERS (67)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SUN TZU 3809.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was NAPOLEON 3843.  The ten other most popular fighters were SUN TZU 3809, ATTILA THE 
3841, HANNIBAL 3849,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was HANNIBAL 3849.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JO MING 3841, EGGCRACKER 3834, WHITE TIGER 3844, PLUM BLOSSOM 3824, HAI 
CHI 3842, ATTILA THE HUN 3811, SUN TZU 3809, NAPOLEON 3843,  0, and  0.