DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/24/2019 Duedate: 06/06/2019
LIN TIRIAN ARENA
DM-78 TURN-648
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WILLIAM TELL
FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
(78-3325) [30-4-0,112]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WILLIAM TELL LAMBDA DORADUS
FAMOUS ARCHERS (360) DORADO (363)
(78-3325) [30-4-0,112] (78-3350) [3-0-0,28]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BILL BOARD ROBIN HOOD
SAND DANCERS (68) FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
(78-3315) [13-21-0,101] (78-3369) [1-2-0,11]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FAMOUS ARCHERS (360) 20
2. V IS FOR VIOLINS (354) 20 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
3. DORADO (363) 7 Unchartered Team
4. BAD BLOOD II (365) 4
5. FAVORITE SAYINGS (338) 3 BAD BLOOD II (365)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2*BAD BLOOD II (365) 2 0 0 100 1/ 2 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360) 7 4 0
2/ 1*DORADO (363) 4 1 0 80.0 2/ 1 V IS FOR VIOLINS (354) 6 4 0
3/ 3 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360) 91 32 2 74.0 3/ 3 FAVORITE SAYINGS (338) 3 0 0
4/ 4 V IS FOR VIOLINS (354) 61 24 1 71.8 4/ 4 SAND DANCERS (68) 3 12 0
5/ 5 FAVORITE SAYINGS (338) 8 8 0 50.0 5/ 5*BAD BLOOD II (365) 2 0 0
6/ 6 SAND DANCERS (68) %1317 %1539 42 46.1 6/ 6*DORADO (363) 2 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Before I head off to prep for Tampa, I will write a DM Column. Duelmasters should
feel both honored and obligated to do so -- and I do and shall.
I have said so much in the past that I will only be able to share with you what
the lot of Famous Archers looked like at birth. Here we are:
ST -- 11,12,15,15,21
CN -- 8,8,9,9,18
SZ -- 7,7,12,12,13
WT -- 5,15,16,17,21
WL -- 9,9,15,16,21
SP -- 4,5,9,11,16
DF -- 7,7,11,11,16
We are an average 15-10-11-15-14-9-10; not bad, really.
With that I leave you for a while. Good luck all.
-- Green Arrow, DMV
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! The boys at V IS FOR VIOLINS left the arena dejected, after being
kicked out of the top spot by FAMOUS ARCHERS. Good show! Practice pays for LEGOLAS,
who pummelled AMBITIOUS GUARD, to pocket 14 points. A certain someone should cut
down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 4 points to ARC D'WOOF.
(Discrete enough, MELEE?) A certain someone saw GREEN ARROW at The Lost Hope Inn with
the shakes, and now he fails to show up to defend his throne. What a pathetic slob!
What can be a greater victory? WILLIAM TELL has taken his place as the top, as LIN
TIRIAN's new Duelmaster. So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls
and challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic problem...
So much to report, so little time! Perhaps the warriors of SAND DANCERS should
take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... As a woman of good
breeding scorns the "warriors" of FAMOUS ARCHERS, so did that sorry team shy from
SAND DANCERS Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and CLINT is it right now. Most
challenged warrior. Isn't BAD BLOOD II proud! Word has it WRANGLE suffered a
romantic setback. Note how he challenged EYELENE, 27 points his senior. The gods
smiled upon WRANGLE, in his upset fight against EYELENE. WRANGLE gets a win, 24
points, and a free drink on me. (Next week, OK?)
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
Do not think spyreporting in LIN TIRIAN is the highlight of my life. My fingers
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable
character. Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid LIN TIRIAN
farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WILLIAM TELL 3325 30 4 0 112 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GREEN ARROW 3327 12 3 0 137 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
-RUMPUS 3314 8 3 0 104 V IS FOR VIOLINS (354)
ARC D'WOOF 3309 19 25 1 103 SAND DANCERS (68)
BILL BOARD 3315 13 21 0 101 SAND DANCERS (68)
-TUSSLE 3337 9 1 0 96 V IS FOR VIOLINS (354)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-AMBUSH 3361 8 2 0 88 V IS FOR VIOLINS (354)
WRANGLE 3338 14 2 0 86 V IS FOR VIOLINS (354)
-LARA CROFT 3328 8 2 1 74 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
MELEE 3334 7 5 0 69 V IS FOR VIOLINS (354)
EYELENE 3326 16 18 0 68 SAND DANCERS (68)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PUSHING DAISIES 3012 8 4 0 51 FAVORITE SAYINGS (338)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEGOLAS 3362 4 7 0 47 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FIELDER 3355 5 12 1 28 SAND DANCERS (68)
LAMBDA DORADUS 3350 3 0 0 28 DORADO (363)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLINT 3374 2 0 0 21 BAD BLOOD II (365)
ROBIN HOOD 3369 1 2 0 11 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
TINKER SAMUEL 3370 0 3 0 3 SAND DANCERS (68)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FALLING STAR 2 3349 0 1 0 DORADO 363 STONE GOLEM 648 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Yeah, it's true. I am off tourney-hoppin', so I won't be back in the arena until after
Tampa. (Assuming I live through it!) -- Green Arrow
Green Arrow, we are all proud of you. -- Arrowhead
Lambda Doradus, phbbbt! -- Robin Hood
P.S. I will get your treasures yet!
P.P.S. Arrowhead really hates Lambda Chi, his Sigma Alpha Epsilon rivals in college.
Ambush? How in the heck did I get by an ambush? Good reactions and plenty of protein
and caffeine, I guess. -- William Tell
Bill Board, a salute to you. -- Green Arrow
Health. Humility. Honor. Thwack! -- Arrowhead
Green Arrow -- Be *careful* with those challenges! What if you'd *lost*? Then I'd
have to do the column, and I don't want to. You're much better at it. -- Bill Board
Melee -- Ah, the weight of experience tells. Sometimes, yeah, it tells how
experienced I am at losing, but not always. Yeah, if I hadn't lost the chase, I
wouldn't be here now, but I'm still alive in a risky profession. -- Arc d'Woof
P.S. I can't really be blamed for getting thrown in here. The provocation was
overwhelming.
So it's YOU, Des Benbow. Too bad you didn't get killed when you were hiring out to
whatever low-life wanted his neighbor's kingdom. It'd give you a better life than you
have now. -- Eyelene, feeling uncharitable
Pushing Daisies -- I suppose you have to be pushy. A woman with a beard has problems
socially, right? But as female beards go, it's a good one. -- Fielder
Clint -- That clint in your eye put me off. -- Tinker Samuel, wishing he was back on
the road mending pots
Green Arrow -- No, what do you mean? -- Sand Dancers
William Tell -- Whatever. That's still a win in my book! -- Ambush
Arc D'Woof -- Well struck. What is a D'Woof anyway? Are you canine royalty? -- Melee
Arc -- Well, dang. -- Melee
I put the wrangle in the angle of the dangle for that Fratsfa Slave! -- Wrangle
(Lambda Doradus) "Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands!
We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and... We're here to moo
We come here on stage tonight to do a show for you"
(Arena spectators) "Go home, tourney scam!"
(Lambda Doradus) "But I'm a lambda lambda man!"
(Arena spectators) "Go home, tourney guy!"
(Lambda Doradus) "But I'm so cool just watch me in the sky!"
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FALLING STAR 2 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WRANGLE devastated EYELENE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ROBIN HOOD slimly lost to CLINT in a popular 4 minute gruesome Challenge match.
WILLIAM TELL bested BILL BOARD in a popular 4 minute veteran's Title contest.
ARC D'WOOF demolished MELEE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
PUSHING DAISIES viciously subdued FIELDER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal fight.
LEGOLAS devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
LAMBDA DORADUS handily defeated TINKER SAMUEL in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 2 - 0 82 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 13 - 5 - 0 72 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 6 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 10 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 27 - 0 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 648 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY WILLIAM TELL 3325 30 4 0 112 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
AIMED BLOW WRANGLE 3338 14 2 0 86 V IS FOR VIOLINS (354)
LUNGING ATTACK MELEE 3334 7 5 0 69 V IS FOR VIOLINS (354)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BILL BOARD 3315. The most popular warrior this turn
was ROBIN HOOD 3369. The ten other most popular fighters were BILL BOARD 3315,
PUSHING DAISIES 3012, CLINT 3374, WILLIAM TELL 3325, ARC D'WOOF 3309, LAMBDA DORADUS
3350, LEGOLAS 3362, WRANGLE 3338, FIELDER 3355, and FALLING STAR 2 3349.
The least popular fighter this week was TINKER SAMUEL 3370. The other ten least
popular fighters were MELEE 3334, EYELENE 3326, FALLING STAR 2 3349, FIELDER 3355,
WRANGLE 3338, LEGOLAS 3362, LAMBDA DORADUS 3350, ARC D'WOOF 3309, WILLIAM TELL 3325,
and CLINT 3374.