DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/13/2026    Duedate: 05/26/2026

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM 81    TURN 502

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SKY BISON
ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
(81-4109) [19-9-0,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SKY BISON                      POSITION IS EMPTY
ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)            
(81-4109) [19-9-0,120]         

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BROOSS                         ROBERT PARISH
THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)         NBA LEGENDS (156)
(81-1287) [14-25-0,68]         (81-4095) [14-16-1,84]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)         72 
2. ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)           69    NBA LEGENDS (156)
3. CLAN LONGBEARD (39)           43    Unchartered Team
4. THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)        31 
5. DARQUE AGES (29)              24 SUPERIOR FORCES A204 (70)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 NBA LEGENDS (156)        381 317 22 54.6   1/ 4 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    10  5 1
 2/ 2 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      1103 929 40 54.3   2/ 9 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)      10  5 1
 3/ 3 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    861 737 24 53.9   3/ 7 LITERATE LOONS (40)       9  5 1
 4/ 4 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)      307 263 13 53.9   4/ 1 DARQUE AGES (29)          9  5 0
 5/ 5 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)      1058 922 38 53.4   5/ 2 ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)      8  6 1
 6/ 6 DARQUE AGES (29)         1158 1068 47 52.0   6/ 6 NBA LEGENDS (156)         8  7 1
 7/ 7 WICKED MARTYRS (148)     699 706 32 49.8   7/12 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)       8  7 0
 8/ 8 TOILET PAPER (202)        73  76  2 49.0   8/ 3 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       7  8 0
 9- 9 ARDUIN (200)             146 154  6 48.7   9/10 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   7  8 0
10/10 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)   228 246  9 48.1  10/11 TOILET PAPER (202)        6  9 0
11/11 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)  541 591 37 47.8  11/ 8 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    5 10 0
12/12 LITERATE LOONS (40)      871 988 37 46.9  12- 5 ARDUIN (200)              4  6 0
13/13 ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)     144 166  4 46.5  13/13 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      4 11 0
14/14 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)     187 240 13 43.8  14/14 WICKED MARTYRS (148)      1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                 Shadowspire Veterans

   (Veterans are Lord Protector's that are 1 Duelmaster turn from HoF requirements)

                            NATTY LIGHT of ALE HOUSE MERCS
                               KAPOW of ALE HOUSE MERCS
                           POWDER HOUND of ALE HOUSE MERCS
                           KIRIN ICHIBAN of ALE HOUSE MERCS
                            66 CORVETTE of AMERICAN MUSCLE
                              PATROCLUS of ARCHAIC CHAOS
                         SYE THE BEARDED of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS
                       CURIOUS AGGRESSION of BIG LAKE SOLUTION
                               VILMAR of CLAN LONGBEARD
                               MEDA of CULT OF BACCHUS
                              SLAYCIA of CULT OF BACCHUS
                              FINLEGH of CULT OF BACCHUS
                             SNOLLYGOSTERB of DARQUE AGES
                                MODUIN of DARQUE AGES
                                AQUINAS of DARQUE AGES
                                 STRAY CAT of ERRATA
                            KARL -- FRANZ of FAR TRAVELERS
                             MORDECAI MOUSE of FURRY FURY
                        SNIDELY WHIPLASH of HEROES & VILLIANS
                               CLARA of HOUSE OF HEARTS
                            BLACK MARIA of HOUSE OF HEARTS
                             CROWN VANILLA of INEBRIATION
                              GRAY GOOSE of INEBRIATION
                                 AGAVE of INEBRIATION
                               TYRA of KELLUMBO'S KIDS
                             CONSORTIUM? of LA PENTARCHIE
                             SANTA CLAUS of LA PENTARCHIE
                             MOLLUSQUOME of LA PENTARCHIE
                           WILHELM GRIMM of LITERATE LOONS
                             BERSERKER of MONSTER MANUAL
                                   GINSU of OAKLEAF
                             BAD BORSCHT of OTTO'S DINER
                                SPORK of OTTO'S DINER
                                VIDHI of PRAY THE GODS
                            THE MAD RATTER of RODENT CLAN
                            RAT IN THE HAT of RODENT CLAN
                           BLACKJACK JOHNSON of SHANGHAIED
                             BARANACLE BILL of SHANGHAIED
                              GORSHOK of SOME KINDA HATE
                               OMFUG of SOME KINDA HATE
                            CAPTAIN FIZZ of THE COMMODORES
                          KID CHARLEMAGNE of THE RED BLADES
                               THELONIUS of WARMASTERS
                              HEATWAVE of WICKED MARTYRS
                               CRIXX of WICKED MARTYRS

                                      SPY REPORT

Welcome back to The Spire! Huard DePriest here, skulking through the alleys of 
Shadowspire with a cheap cigar and the growing suspicion that Turn 502 was personally 
engineered to shorten my lifespan. Five hundred and two turns, and this old murder-pit 
is still cranking.

You tell a lot about an arena by the smell after the fights. This week's aroma? Burned 
ale, dragon blood, wet parchment, and panic. Panic especially. The scribes were so 
busy writing obituary notices that the ink vendors are considering expansion. 

First things, as always, Sky Bison remains Duelmaster after beating poor George Eliot 
like a tavern stool in a drunken bar brawl. One minute is all it took to reclaim the 
throne. Eliot showed up carrying a book and an interesting theory about winning. Sky 
Bison brought a weapon. It doesn't take a scholar to know who was going to win that 
fight.

And speaking of taverns (or was I just thinking about one), the boys from Ale House 
Mercs went 5-0 this turn. Somewhere in Shadowspire, a brewer is carving little victory 
notches into a keg with tears in his eyes. Molson squeezed Charmin, Calypso 
obliterated Princess Leia, and newcomer, Voodoo Ranger, arrived like a drunken prophet 
bearing violence instead of a rhyming quatrain about goats or questionable women.

All well and good, but the real storm rolled in with Dragonbane Guild. Ten wins over 
the last three turns, and they are climbing like a thief over a chapel wall. Whipsicle 
cracked Misti Skye, while Batterskull handed Fluvius Cotta his first loss. Then we 
have Paradarshin, well, he decided that subtlety was overrated. Long story made short, 
Jimmy Crackcorn is dead.

He isn't off in a bad way. He is not retired. He is not simply defeated. He is dead. 
Butchered by Paradarshin in the kind of fight that makes even the veteran bookmakers 
stop chewing long enough to wince. I am sure the Big Lake Solutions crew is already 
muttering about revenge in corners dark enough to grow mushrooms. Smart money says 
Paradarshin should probably sleep with a sword and shield under the covers.

It was a good turn for many guilds, and Clan Longbeard was another fortunate troupe. 
They went 5-0-1 and drank enough afterward to threaten local grain supplies. Four of 
the Longbeards had eventful days on the sands, but there was Johan. Have you ever seen 
a man walk into the Dark Arena with a smile on his face? Me either, until today. I 
thought he was insane, or already dead and hadn't noticed yet. Johan marched in, 
killed Dark Champion, and walked back out wearing that special expression fighters get 
after surviving something that was both thrilling and genuinely life-threatening.

Will it be enough to change his ways in the arena? Will Visionist send him back? He 
will either become a legend or start hearing the Dark Arena whisper his name every 
cycle. Who knows, it could be both!

A final note before I disappear into the evening fog with my unpaid bar tabs. Thomas 
Mann graduates to the Isle, and the old scribblers lasted long enough to earn the 
respect and honor of a Lord Protector. Until next time, this is Huard DePriest 
reminding you that in Shadowspire, glory is temporary. 

                                          -- Huard DePriest

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKY BISON 4109               19   9  0 120         ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JANE AUSTEN 4133             13   9  0 109         LITERATE LOONS (40)       
 PTYALISM 3916                22   8  0 106         TOILET PAPER (202)        
 GIOTTO 4093                  19  14  0 102         DARQUE AGES (29)          
 BOSCOE 4074                  23  18  0 101         CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       
 MOLSON 4084                  19  18  3 101         ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)       
 GEORGE ELIOT 3978            16  39  3  93         LITERATE LOONS (40)       
 WHIPSICLE 4162                9   3  1  93         DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     
 FRANK O'CONNOR 4075          22  19  0  91         LITERATE LOONS (40)       
 THOMAS MANN 4076             20  21  0  91         LITERATE LOONS (40)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOLDYLOX 4080                16  22  0  87         CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       
 ROBERT PARISH 4095           14  16  1  84         NBA LEGENDS (156)         
 SARCASM 4051                 18  27  2  83         WICKED MARTYRS (148)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TAIZU 4131                   15   9  0  83         DARQUE AGES (29)          
 MISTI SKYE 4117              15  10  0  81         BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   
 RUNNYMEADE 4130              17   7  0  79         DARQUE AGES (29)          
 JASON KIDD 4143              12   6  1  77         NBA LEGENDS (156)         
 MORGUHN 2524                 10  12  1  77         THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    
 CHARMIN 3943                 17  10  0  74         TOILET PAPER (202)        
 PHAROX TAHT 4097             15  17  1  73         BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   
 THUNDERFIST 4132             12   9  1  72         CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       
 BROOSS 1287                  14  25  0  68         THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALLEN IVERSON 4125            9  13  2  66         NBA LEGENDS (156)         
 PARADARSHIN 4176              7   2  1  66         DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     
 JOHAN 4110                   12  15  2  64         CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       
 PTERODACTYL 3913             12  18  1  62         TOILET PAPER (202)        
 BATTERSKULL 4144             10   7  0  59         DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     
 BRUTE SQUAD 1 4142            8  12  0  58         CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      
 BYRUHO 2455                  13  15  3  57         THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GILMUR 4139                  14   6  0  55         CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       
 DEZMUND 2561                  6   9  0  53         THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    
 MOONFURY 4178                 4   4  1  51         CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       
 CAIUS FLACUS 4134            13   8  0  50         ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)      
 PTOMAINE 3914                10  20  0  50         TOILET PAPER (202)        
 DILLY DILLY 4111             10  17  0  48         BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   
 SOULQUAKE 4145                9   8  0  47         DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     
-SCREAMING ITCHY 4147          8  10  0  47         ARDUIN (200)              
 FULVIUS COTTA 4193            4   1  0  47         ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)      
 LEONARDO 4136                 9  12  0  43         CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      
 JACH SKELLINGTON 4175         8   3  0  41         BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   
 QUINTUS LAENAS 4152           8   9  0  40         ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)      
-SNOW GOLEM 4165               8   4  0  37         ARDUIN (200)              

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KEVIN GARNETT 4185            4   3  0  33         NBA LEGENDS (156)         
 KALPHUS 4179                  5   4  0  32         CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       
 DECIUS BELLUM 4155            8   6  0  31         ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)      
 CRUSADE 4171                  5   7  1  31         DARQUE AGES (29)          
 CALYPSO 4173                  5   6  0  30         ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)       
 HOPERATOR 4195                3   1  0  28         ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 APIUS CASIUS 4200             2   0  1  21         ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)      
 DONATELLO 4159                3  11  0  20         CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      
 MAVERICK 4182                 2   6  0  20         CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      
 SHADOWBROOKE 4174             5   3  0  19         CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       
 PRINCESS LEIA 4183            4   4  1  17         CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      
 RAHKSAHNAH 2635               3   7  0  16         THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    
 BILL RUSSELL 4187             4   2  0  14         NBA LEGENDS (156)         
 VOODOO RANGER 4204            1   0  0  12         ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)       
 RUDONN 4203                   1   0  0  12         CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       
 HYLDA 4189                    2   2  0   9         CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       
 DRAGON PEPPER 4197            1   2  0   5         DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     
 GREAT SCHISM 4201             1   1  0   4         DARQUE AGES (29)          
-HAGGORYM 4199                 0   1  0   3         ARDUIN (200)              
 V.S. NAIPAUL 4202             0   2  0   2         LITERATE LOONS (40)       

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
AII LORAII 4153        10  5 1 ARDUIN 200           GEORGE ELIOT 3978      501  
YELLOW PERIL 4188       1  3 0 ARDUIN 200           MOONFURY 4178          499 REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JIMMY CRACKCORN 4099   13 17 0 BIG LAKE SOLUTIO 178 PARADARSHIN 4176       502  
ENDONN 4177             3  4 1 CLAN LONGBEARD 39    PRINCESS LEIA 4183     499 REVENGED
WELVE 4198              1  1 0 CLAN LONGBEARD 39    APIUS CASIUS 4200      501  
DARK CHAMPION           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           JOHAN 4110             502 NONE
PTEROSAUR 3912         12 17 1 TOILET PAPER 202     ALLEN IVERSON 4125     502  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Welve -- Still enjoying that "easy gladatorial stuff?" Humilitas occidit superbiam. -- 
Casius

Shadowbrooke -- A bottle of Syrah for your life. -- Cotta

Allen Iverson -- You didn't expect to face me this soon, did you? -- Laenas

Crusade -- Scumbag. -- Flacus

Kalphus -- Good fight. Until we face again. -- Bellum

We are recruiting. Aimed blows with can openers. TP scumbags. -- Flamma for the 
Republic

Taizu -- At least I did not try and kill you. -- Boscoe the Grateful

Batterskull -- Wow that weapon felt good, I do not think it will save me. -- Johan the 
Realistic

Leonardo -- Deja vu. -- Gilmur the Lighthearted

Decius Bellum -- Just in the nick of time. -- Kalphus the Fortunate

Apius Casius -- Boy I curse myself last time. -- Ghost of Welve

All -- Endonn -- SL -- 11(+1)-10(+1)-11-17(+1)-15(+1)-10-15(+1), He had just finished 
his burner training. What a shame. Welve -- PS - 12-14-10-12-(13+1)-12-12, right 
handed and good damage and he won his first fight. -- Visionist

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JOHAN viciously butchered DARK CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SKY BISON demolished GEORGE ELIOT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
GIOTTO devastated ROBERT PARISH in a popular 5 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
JASON KIDD was savagely defeated by FRANK O'CONNOR in a 3 minute competition.
MOLSON overpowered CHARMIN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
TAIZU overpowered SARCASM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
PTERODACTYL won victory over BYRUHO in a 1 minute expert's Challenge duel.
BATTERSKULL defeated FULVIUS COTTA in a 1 minute expert vs. novice Challenge duel.
KEVIN GARNETT was savagely defeated by SOULQUAKE in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
CAIUS FLACUS luckily beat LEONARDO in a 2 minute master's Challenge match.
DECIUS BELLUM subdued DONATELLO in a 2 minute Challenge match.
CALYPSO devastated PRINCESS LEIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
APIUS CASIUS savagely defeated V.S. NAIPAUL in a 1 minute novice's Challenge duel.
HOPERATOR viciously subdued BILL RUSSELL in a crowd pleasing 7 minute Challenge bout.
JANE AUSTEN devastated MOLDYLOX in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MISTI SKYE was luckily beaten by WHIPSICLE in a exciting 1 minute bout.
BOSCOE overpowered THUNDERFIST in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PTYALISM bested MORGUHN in a action packed 3 minute veteran's bout.
PHAROX TAHT was luckily beaten by RUNNYMEADE in a 4 minute expert's bout.
BROOSS was viciously subdued by THOMAS MANN in a popular 1 minute gory veteran's bout.
PTEROSAUR was slaughtered by ALLEN IVERSON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JIMMY CRACKCORN was viciously butchered by PARADARSHIN in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
DILLY DILLY lost to GILMUR in a action packed 2 minute bout.
PTOMAINE was viciously subdued by BRUTE SQUAD 1 in a action packed 2 minute bout.
CRUSADE was handily defeated by DEZMUND in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
QUINTUS LAENAS was narrowly defeated by MOONFURY in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
JACH SKELLINGTON handily defeated SHADOWBROOKE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KALPHUS subdued RAHKSAHNAH in a popular 1 minute fight.
MAVERICK outlasted HYLDA in a tiring 14 minute bout.
DRAGON PEPPER was handily defeated by RUDONN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GREAT SCHISM slimly lost to VOODOO RANGER in a 2 minute brutal amateur's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         LUNGING ATTACK    60 -  37 -  1      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         TOTAL PARRY       68 -  48 -  1      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         AIMED BLOW        24 -  19 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         WALL OF STEEL     37 -  33 -  2      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         STRIKING ATTACK   38 -  37 -  3      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  11 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         SLASHING ATTACK   36 -  42 -  1      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  23 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    29 -  56 -  4      34  |

Turn 502 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  7         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  6         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SKY BISON 4109             19   9  0  120 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
SLASHING ATTACK  JANE AUSTEN 4133           13   9  0  109 LITERATE LOONS (40)
TOTAL PARRY      PTYALISM 3916              22   8  0  106 TOILET PAPER (202)
AIMED BLOW       BOSCOE 4074                23  18  0  101 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
PARRY-STRIKE     MOLSON 4084                19  18  3  101 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TAIZU 4131                 15   9  0   83 DARQUE AGES (29)
BASHING ATTACK   MISTI SKYE 4117            15  10  0   81 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
WALL OF STEEL    JASON KIDD 4143            12   6  1   77 NBA LEGENDS (156)
STRIKING ATTACK  PARADARSHIN 4176            7   2  1   66 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BROOSS 1287.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
ROBERT PARISH 4095.  The ten other most popular fighters were PHAROX TAHT 4097, BRUTE 
SQUAD 1 4142, HOPERATOR 4195, MOLSON 4084, JOHAN 4110, LEONARDO 4136, SOULQUAKE 4145, 
MORGUHN 2524, THOMAS MANN 4076, and DILLY DILLY 4111.

The least popular fighter this week was HYLDA 4189.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MAVERICK 4182, BILL RUSSELL 4187, DRAGON PEPPER 4197, SHADOWBROOKE 
4174, CRUSADE 4171, PTEROSAUR 3912, THUNDERFIST 4132, V.S. NAIPAUL 4202, SARCASM 
4051, and RUDONN 4203.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

THOMAS MANN (81-4076) LITERATE LOONS (40)