DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/11/2026    Duedate: 11/24/2026

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM 81    TURN 515

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JASON KIDD
NBA LEGENDS (156)
(81-4143) [20-11-1,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JASON KIDD                     CPT CAVEMAN
NBA LEGENDS (156)              POWER HOUR (213)
(81-4143) [20-11-1,115]        (81-4253) [4-0-0,54]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BROOSS                         LEONARDO
THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)         CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
(81-1287) [21-31-0,104]        (81-4136) [18-16-1,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WICKED MARTYRS (148)          57 
2. NBA LEGENDS (156)             38    TALOSI HATARORI (211)
3. OF WOLF AND MAN (57)          35    Unchartered Team
4. ARDUIN (200)                  31 
5. POWER HOUR (213)              29    POWER HOUR (213)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 TALOSI HATARORI (211)     30  20  2 60.0   1/ 1 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)      10  5 0
 2/ 3 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      1140 955 40 54.4   2/ 4 NBA LEGENDS (156)        10  5 0
 3/ 4 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)      345 290 13 54.3   3/ 2 DARQUE AGES (29)          9  6 0
 4/ 5 NBA LEGENDS (156)        412 350 22 54.1   4/10 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       9  6 0
 5/ 6 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)      1094 951 38 53.5   5/ 6 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)      9  6 0
 6/ 7 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    886 772 25 53.4   6/12 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   9  6 0
 7/ 8 DARQUE AGES (29)         1193 1097 47 52.1   7/ 3 TALOSI HATARORI (211)     9  6 0
 8/ 9 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)     453 431 15 51.2   8/ 7 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    7  6 1
 9/11 WICKED MARTYRS (148)     708 721 33 49.5   9/21 WICKED MARTYRS (148)      7  7 1
10/10 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)   265 270 11 49.5  10/ 9 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     7  8 0
11/12 TOILET PAPER (202)       103 107  2 49.0  11/11 TOILET PAPER (202)        7  8 0
12/13 ARDUIN (200)             172 186  8 48.0  12/17*POWER HOUR (213)          6  4 0
13/15 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)  569 626 38 47.6  13/ 8 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       6  7 0
14/16 LITERATE LOONS (40)      906 1017 38 47.1  14/ 5 LITERATE LOONS (40)       6  9 0
15-17 ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)     169 201  4 45.7  15/13 ARDUIN (200)              6  9 0
16/18 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)     214 277 15 43.6  16/14 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      5 10 1
17/21*POWER HOUR (213)          15  20  1 42.9  17/18 WARBOW (170)              5 10 0
18/ 0 WHO'S YOUR MAMA (89)      41  61  1 40.2  18/16*OZBOZOLGISTS (214)        4  6 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 1*OZBOZOLGISTS (214)         4   6  1 40.0  19/22*WHY CAN'T US (82)         3  6 1
20/19*WHY CAN'T US (82)         11  18  2 37.9  20-15 ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)      3  7 0
21/20 WARBOW (170)              45  75  2 37.5  21/20*SAGE SOLDIERS (212)       3  8 0
22/22*SAGE SOLDIERS (212)        4  21  0 16.0  22/ 0 WHO'S YOUR MAMA (89)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

Greetings, you miserable collection of sword-swinging degenerates! Shadowspire has 
once again provided enough blood to keep a respectable journalist occupied for a 
fortnight. Fortunately, I'm not a respectable journalist, and I've already consumed 
enough ale to condense the whole affair into one sitting. This turn brought a new 
Duelmaster, five trips to the Dark Arena, a handful of satisfying bloodfeuds, and the 
peculiar spectacle of warriors graduating while their opponents were still trying to 
locate their dignity.

Jason Kidd of NBA Legends has claimed Shadowspire's throne, defeating Morguhn of The 
Mongoloids II in a three-minute challenge title match. The victory raises Kidd's 
record to 20-11-1 and places him atop the arena with 115 recognition points. 
Congratulations to the new Duelmaster! He'll have another turn to enjoy his throne 
before departing for Advanced Duelmasters. I suggest he spend the interval polishing 
his armor and practicing an expression of superiority. The latter comes naturally to 
most Duelmasters.

The departing Robert Parish wasn't quite finished making trouble, either. Runnymeade 
of Darque Ages challenged the outgoing champion and received a savage three-minute 
education in why NBA Legends has been such a nuisance lately. Runnymeade drops to 25-
12, while Parish leaves Shadowspire with one final victory under his belt.

Darque Ages did find consolation through Giotto, who challenged 25 points upward 
against Leonardo of Childhood Heroes and won a spirited three-minute contest. Giotto 
climbs to 106 points, becoming the highest-ranked challenger to Kidd's throne. A 
rather satisfying performance, particularly for a warrior named after a painter. 
Apparently he's discovered that a sword makes a perfectly adequate brush if one has 
enough red paint.

Three bloodfeuds demanded attention this turn, and two produced the desired results. 
Death Dog of Warbow thoroughly demolished Dezmund of The Mongoloids II, avenging 
Halfbuck's death from the previous turn. An excellent demonstration that vengeance 
needn't be complicated when a good beating will suffice. Tholrus of Of Wolf and Man 
likewise dispatched Phigdish Phang of Ozbozolgists, settling accounts for Gideon 
Drake's murder. One minute was apparently sufficient to make his point. Pin Head of 
Sage Soldiers had less success against Swelter of Wicked Martyrs. The fellow tried to 
avenge Joan de Park but got overpowered instead. There's something especially 
humiliating about losing a bloodfeud to the very warrior you're supposed to punish. 
It's the sort of thing that makes ancestors roll over in their graves.

Speaking of graves, the Dark Arena enjoyed a booming business. Jane Austen and Dawn 
Powell of Literate Loons met unpleasant ends, while Warbow sacrificed both Knifefist 
and Devildagger. Ralion of Of Wolf and Man also perished against the Stone Golem. Five 
corpses, no survivors. The undertakers must be ordering champagne. Jane Austen's 
departure is particularly noteworthy since she isn't really dead. Off to the Isle she 
goes! No deaths occurred in regular arena combat this turn, although the Dark Arena 
more than compensated.

Ale House Mercs retains first place in the three-turn standings at 10-5, but NBA 
Legends has pulled alongside with an identical record. Darque Ages slips to third at 
9-6, joining Clan Longbeard, Of Wolf and Man, Big Lake Solution, and Talosi Hatarori 
in an increasingly crowded pack. Wicked Martyrs enjoyed the largest recognition gain 
of the turn, collecting 57 points and climbing twelve positions in the three-turn 
rankings. Their 7-7-1 record isn't precisely glorious, but progress is progress. Big 
Lake Solution posted an impressive 4-1 turn, while Literate Loons suffered a miserable 
1-4 performance and tumbled nine positions. Apparently literacy provides little 
protection against sharpened steel. I've suspected as much since someone tried to 
settle a tavern dispute by quoting poetry.

Talosi Hatarori continues to lead the career standings among chartered teams with a 
60% winning percentage. They're also the most avoided team in Shadowspire, with NBA 
Legends doing more avoiding than anyone else. One might accuse NBA Legends of 
cowardice, but considering their recent success, perhaps they've simply discovered 
that discretion is cheaper than replacement armor. Robert Parish earned the 
distinction of being the most challenged warrior, attracting five attempts to relieve 
him of his dignity. He departed with the last laugh.

Leonardo may have lost to Giotto, but the crowd still named him their favorite fighter 
of the turn. Apparently popularity and victory are two entirely different professions. 
Just ask anyone running for public office. CPT Caveman of Power Hour remains 
undefeated at 4-0 after dispatching a Captured Orc. An impressive future awaits that 
fellow, assuming he eventually finds opponents who can fight back. 

Four warriors have earned passage to Advanced Duelmasters following this turn: Robert 
Parish of NBA Legends, Ptyalism of Toilet Paper, Pharox Taht of Big Lake Solution, and 
Jane Austen of Literate Loons. Jason Kidd will follow after the next turn, leaving 
Shadowspire's throne available to whichever ambitious lunatic survives the scramble.

And that, dear readers, brings us to the bottom of the barrel. Literally, in my case. 
I shall leave you with a piece of wisdom acquired through years of battlefield 
observation and questionable drinking establishments: A warrior who fights bravely may 
earn glory. A warrior who fights wisely may earn victory. But a warrior who survives 
thirteen minutes against a Pterodactyl deserves a stiff drink and a comfortable chair.

Sharpen, Shine, and Sip,

                                          -- Huard DePriest
                                             Enemy of Sobriety

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JASON KIDD 4143              20  11  1 115         NBA LEGENDS (156)         

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GIOTTO 4093                  26  20  0 106         DARQUE AGES (29)          
 GILMUR 4139                  26   7  0 104         CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       
 BROOSS 1287                  21  31  0 104         THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    
 LEONARDO 4136                18  16  1  98         CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      
 VOODOO RANGER 4204           10   4  0  98         ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)       
 MORGUHN 2524                 19  16  1  97         THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    
 DILLY DILLY 4111             15  25  0  97         BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   
 PARADARSHIN 4176             13   8  2  97         DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     
 RUNNYMEADE 4130              25  12  0  95         DARQUE AGES (29)          
 SOULQUAKE 4145               13  16  0  94         DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     
 SCREAMING ITCHY 4147         16  13  1  92         ARDUIN (200)              
 WHIPSICLE 4162               14  10  1  92         DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CALYPSO 4173                 13  11  0  90         ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)       
 CHARMIN 3943                 23  17  0  86         TOILET PAPER (202)        
 DOTAR SOJAT 2168             21  14  0  84         OF WOLF AND MAN (57)      
 BRUTE SQUAD 1 4142           12  21  0  83         CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      
-QUINTUS LAENAS 4152          14  15  0  81         ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)      
-CAIUS FLACUS 4134            18  15  0  80         ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)      
 PTERODACTYL 3913             17  26  1  78         TOILET PAPER (202)        
 BATTERSKULL 4144             15  14  0  78         DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     
 MOONFURY 4178                14   7  1  78         CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNOW GOLEM 4165              12  12  0  77         ARDUIN (200)              
 ANDOR VARGA 4218              8   2  0  77         TALOSI HATARORI (211)     
 THUNDERFIST 4132             18  16  1  75         CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       
 PTOMAINE 3914                15  28  0  73         TOILET PAPER (202)        
-DECIUS BELLUM 4155           14  12  0  71         ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)      
 KALPHUS 4179                 13   9  0  70         CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       
 KEVIN GARNETT 4185           10  10  0  67         NBA LEGENDS (156)         

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEATH DOG 2849                7   4  1  66         WARBOW (170)              
 TIBOR CZIGAN 4220             8   2  0  63         TALOSI HATARORI (211)     
 DEZMUND 2561                 14  14  1  57         THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    
 BILL RUSSELL 4187            10   9  0  57         NBA LEGENDS (156)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAHKSAHNAH 2635              11  12  0  56         THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    
-APIUS CASIUS 4200             7   7  1  56         ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)      
 CRUSADE 4171                 10  15  1  55         DARQUE AGES (29)          
 CPT CAVEMAN 4253              4   0  0  54         POWER HOUR (213)          
 JACH SKELLINGTON 4175        13  11  0  51         BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   
 PRINCESS LEIA 4183           10  11  1  51         CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      
 CIN QUARTERHALF 4238          5   3  1  51         BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   
 WAR DROID 4226                5   5  1  50         ARDUIN (200)              
 DONATELLO 4159                9  18  0  47         CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      
 SARAH JAMES 973              10  16  0  46         WHO'S YOUR MAMA (89)      
 COTTENELLE 4223               8   1  0  46         TOILET PAPER (202)        
 SHADOWBROOKE 4174            11  10  0  43         CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       
 ZERRUN 4210                   7   4  0  43         OF WOLF AND MAN (57)      
 BONESHAKER REDUX 4228         5   4  0  38         ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)       
 HYLDA 4189                    9   8  0  35         CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       
 NITRO DRIFTER 4211            7   4  0  34         ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FULVIUS COTTA 4193            7  10  0  31         ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)      
 THOLRUS 4209                  7   4  1  30         OF WOLF AND MAN (57)      
 JANOS LAKATOS 4219            5   5  1  30         TALOSI HATARORI (211)     
 LOCH NESS 4229                6   3  0  29         ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)       
 GNORC 4213                    4   6  0  27         ARDUIN (200)              
 GRAPE APE 4240                2   5  1  27         POWER HOUR (213)          
 BLOODARROW 4262               2   1  0  27         WARBOW (170)              
 IMRE HEGEDUS 4222             5   5  1  25         TALOSI HATARORI (211)     
 MAGIC MONGO 4249              3   2  0  25         POWER HOUR (213)          
 SWELTER 4266                  2   1  1  25         WICKED MARTYRS (148)      
 IVAN TURGENEV 4260            4   0  1  24         LITERATE LOONS (40)       
 THEWSTER 872                  4   2  0  24         WHY CAN'T US (82)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 V.S. NAIPAUL 4202             4  11  0  23         LITERATE LOONS (40)       
 BRI JELLYHIPS 4239            3   5  0  21         BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   
 CANOSSA 4255                  3   2  0  21         DARQUE AGES (29)          
 OHRINN 4252                   2   3  0  21         CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       
 MOIST DRYNESS 4263            1   2  0  21         WICKED MARTYRS (148)      
 BENITA BIZARRE 4242           4   3  0  20         POWER HOUR (213)          
 SAULLE 4230                   5   4  0  19         CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       
 GIANNIS 4215                  4   7  0  19         NBA LEGENDS (156)         
 CHARLEMAGNE 4256              4   1  0  19         DARQUE AGES (29)          
 BATTLEBONES 4282              1   0  0  18         ARDUIN (200)              
 WILT THE STILT 4235           2   4  0  16         SAGE SOLDIERS (212)       
 SWAGGER 4278                  1   0  0  16         WICKED MARTYRS (148)      
 PAHNE 4236                    3   6  0  15         CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       
 SKA SUNDERSCALE 4267          2   1  0  15         DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     
 MAD HOC 876                   3   3  1  13         WHY CAN'T US (82)         
 SOLYOM VER 4258               3   1  0  11         TALOSI HATARORI (211)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TIBERIUS 873                  2   3  1  11         WHY CAN'T US (82)         
 HR PUFNSTUF 4241              2   5  0  11         POWER HOUR (213)          
 DA2 4284                      1   0  0  11         OF WOLF AND MAN (57)      
 GAULIX 875                    2   4  0  10         WHY CAN'T US (82)         
 THE DURBIN 4264               2   1  0  10         WICKED MARTYRS (148)      
 PIN HEAD 4232                 2   4  0  10         SAGE SOLDIERS (212)       
 PHANATIC PANIC 4272           1   1  0   9         OZBOZOLGISTS (214)        
 MINI FEZZIK 4274              1   1  0   8         CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      
 RAYMOND CARVER 4248           0   6  0   6         LITERATE LOONS (40)       
 PHIGDISH PHANG 4268           1   1  1   5         OZBOZOLGISTS (214)        
-HONEST ABE 4231               0   5  0   5         SAGE SOLDIERS (212)       
 PHIDDLE 4271                  1   1  0   4         OZBOZOLGISTS (214)        
 UNCANNY ALI 4270              1   1  0   4         OZBOZOLGISTS (214)        
 LIVIA 909                     0   4  0   4         WHY CAN'T US (82)         
 BIGISH BANGISH 4269           0   2  0   2         OZBOZOLGISTS (214)        
 P-DAWG 4279                   0   1  0   1         WICKED MARTYRS (148)      
 DEAD FLOWER 4281              0   1  0   1         WARBOW (170)              

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLACK SPARROW 4254      1  1 0 DRAGONBANE GUILD 13  IMRE HEGEDUS 4222      512 REVENGED
AUGUST WILSON 4214      4  3 0 LITERATE LOONS 40    WAR DROID 4226         511 NOT REVENGED
DAWN POWELL 4259        2  2 0 LITERATE LOONS 40    WURM KIN               515 NONE
JANE AUSTEN 4133       20 15 0 LITERATE LOONS 40    STONE GOLEM            515 NONE
GIDEON DRAKE 4273       0  1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 57   PHIGDISH PHANG 4268    514 JUST REVENGED
RALION 4283             0  1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 57   STONE GOLEM            515 NONE
BUZZ LIGHT 4233         0  5 0 SAGE SOLDIERS 212    TIBERIUS 873           514  
JOAN DE PARK 4251       0  1 0 SAGE SOLDIERS 212    SWELTER 4266           513  
DEVILDAGGER 4275        0  2 0 WARBOW 170           SPYMASTER              515 NONE
HALFBUCK 2710           9 14 0 WARBOW 170           DEZMUND 2561           514 JUST REVENGED
KNIFEFIST 2714         10 14 0 WARBOW 170           SPYMASTER              515 NONE
SARCASM 4051           21 36 2 WICKED MARTYRS 148   LEONARDO 4136          514  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Wilt -- How is it that you aren't on NBA Legends?  Did you have to get permission to 
use the name?  I should like another chance to knock you off those stilts. -- Ska 
Sunderscale

Brute Squad 1 -- What childhood hero is that?  Give me more fights like that and you 
might be my hero. -- Soulquake

Dotar Sojat -- Do I get to take your name when I beat you?  That is how that works, 
right? -- Paradarshin

That seems like half the arena taking off for the Isle.  Congrats to Robert Parish, 
Ptyalism, Jane Austen, Pharox That on your immortality. -- Nomad and the Guild

20 Lungers and 2 Rippers.  That is the state of the game.  But only 4 Aimers?  That is 
pretty nice to see, especially if you are TP.

Okay, anyone here know why Master Beru keeps saying, "You didn't hit Sarcasm that 
hard. Must have had a self-destruct."? -- Leonardo

Wicked Martyrs -- Well, that ended fast. Since Sarcasm died in the hospital, does that 
mean I'll be sharing the bloodfeud with a doctor or a nurse? -- Leonardo

Buzz Light -- A sad day, a red day.  Salute. -- Tiberius

Pharox Taht -- Well fought and congrats on your invite. -- Gilmur the Cordial

Charmin -- Arghh! I thought I had you. Til we meet again. -- Kalphus the Stonewalled

Livia -- Breath girl breath. -- Saulle the Sarcastic

V.S. Naipaul -- Ohh it's good to be the king. -- Pahne the Domineering

Ivan Turgenev -- Deja Vu! Someone in the commission must hate me. -- Ohrinn the 
Bamboozled

Congrats Robert Parish, Ptyalism, Jane Austen and Pharow Taht your invites to the 
Isle. -- Visionist and Clan Longbeard 

Wow! 23 new Lord Protectors this year and we still have 4 rounds to go. -- Visionist

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JANE AUSTEN was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
KNIFEFIST was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DEVILDAGGER was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DAWN POWELL was butchered by WURM KIN in a popular 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
RALION was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DEATH DOG vanquished DEZMUND in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
PIN HEAD was overpowered by SWELTER in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
THOLRUS overpowered PHIGDISH PHANG in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
GIOTTO won victory over LEONARDO in a popular 3 minute expert's Challenge duel.
DILLY DILLY won victory over BATTERSKULL in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
RUNNYMEADE was savagely defeated by ROBERT PARISH in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
PARADARSHIN was subdued by PTYALISM in a 3 minute master's Challenge competition.
JASON KIDD subdued MORGUHN in a 3 minute master's Challenge Title match.
SCREAMING ITCHY beat BRUTE SQUAD 1 in a popular 1 minute master's Challenge conflict.
CRUSADE was viciously subdued by PTERODACTYL in a 13 minute master's Challenge bout.
ANDOR VARGA overpowered PTOMAINE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
LOCH NESS was devastated by PRINCESS LEIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HYLDA was savagely defeated by WAR DROID in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge bout.
JANOS LAKATOS was overcome by ZERRUN in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
BONESHAKER REDUX devastated WILT THE STILT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BRI JELLYHIPS subdued GAULIX in a action packed 1 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
IMRE HEGEDUS slimly won victory over V.S. NAIPAUL in a 7 minute Challenge contest.
CHARLEMAGNE was savagely defeated by NITRO DRIFTER in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
MAGIC MONGO won victory over PAHNE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SKA SUNDERSCALE overpowered RAYMOND CARVER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
BLOODARROW overpowered GIANNIS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SOULQUAKE was savagely defeated by BROOSS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute veteran's fray.
GILMUR beat CALYPSO in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
PHAROX TAHT viciously subdued CHARMIN in a exciting 5 minute brutal veteran's fray.
MOONFURY savagely defeated KEVIN GARNETT in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
DOTAR SOJAT beat SNOW GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 4 minute veteran's fray.
WHIPSICLE vanquished TIBOR CZIGAN in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
THUNDERFIST was devastated by VOODOO RANGER in a popular 2 minute brutal uneven bout.
DONATELLO was luckily beaten by BILL RUSSELL in a 3 minute brutal conflict.
KALPHUS won victory over CIN QUARTERHALF in a 2 minute gory bout.
RAHKSAHNAH vanquished SHADOWBROOKE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SARAH JAMES was luckily beaten by COTTENELLE in a action packed 3 minute competition.
JACH SKELLINGTON defeated GNORC in a action packed 1 minute battle.
CPT CAVEMAN vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
SOLYOM VER was viciously subdued by GRAPE APE in a popular 3 minute bloody conflict.
SAULLE was savagely defeated by THEWSTER in a 2 minute gruesome competition.
HR PUFNSTUF was overcome by CANOSSA in a exciting 1 minute match.
BENITA BIZARRE defeated BIGISH BANGISH in a 2 minute battle.
MAD HOC was overpowered by MOIST DRYNESS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
OHRINN narrowly defeated PHANATIC PANIC in a 3 minute bloody novice's fray.
LIVIA lost to IVAN TURGENEV in a 4 minute bloody novice's match.
THE DURBIN beat DEAD FLOWER in a 2 minute gory novice's battle.
UNCANNY ALI was overpowered by BATTLEBONES in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PHIDDLE slimly lost to SWAGGER in a exciting 4 minute brutal amateur's match.
MINI FEZZIK bested MORDANT DESERTER in a 3 minute amateur's fight.
P-DAWG was demolished by DA2 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -  15 -  2      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  14 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         TOTAL PARRY       79 -  66 -  1      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         WALL OF STEEL     38 -  32 -  0      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         AIMED BLOW        24 -  23 -  1      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         LUNGING ATTACK    87 -  94 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         STRIKING ATTACK   54 -  59 -  1      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-STRIKE      23 -  26 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   50 -  61 -  2      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    39 -  51 -  3      43  |

Turn 515 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  8     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  8         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  7     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     8 -  7     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  5         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  5                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    JASON KIDD 4143            20  11  1  115 NBA LEGENDS (156)
TOTAL PARRY      GIOTTO 4093                26  20  0  106 DARQUE AGES (29)
SLASHING ATTACK  LEONARDO 4136              18  16  1   98 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
STRIKING ATTACK  VOODOO RANGER 4204         10   4  0   98 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
PARRY-STRIKE     MORGUHN 2524               19  16  1   97 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
LUNGING ATTACK   WHIPSICLE 4162             14  10  1   92 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
AIMED BLOW       ANDOR VARGA 4218            8   2  0   77 TALOSI HATARORI (211)
BASHING ATTACK   DEATH DOG 2849              7   4  1   66 WARBOW (170)
PARRY-LUNGE      NITRO DRIFTER 4211          7   4  0   34 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BROOSS 1287.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
LEONARDO 4136.  The ten other most popular fighters were SOULQUAKE 4145, BROOSS 1287, 
SNOW GOLEM 4165, V.S. NAIPAUL 4202, SWAGGER 4278, NITRO DRIFTER 4211, PHIDDLE 4271, 
WAR DROID 4226, VOODOO RANGER 4204, and SARAH JAMES 973.

The least popular fighter this week was CRUSADE 4171.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MINI FEZZIK 4274, UNCANNY ALI 4270, DEAD FLOWER 4281, MAD HOC 876, 
SOLYOM VER 4258, SHADOWBROOKE 4174, TIBOR CZIGAN 4220, GIANNIS 4215, RAYMOND CARVER 
4248, and PAHNE 4236.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

JASON KIDD (81-4143) NBA LEGENDS (156)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PTYALISM (81-3916) TOILET PAPER (202)
ROBERT PARISH (81-4095) NBA LEGENDS (156)
PHAROX TAHT (81-4097) BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
JANE AUSTEN (81-4133) LITERATE LOONS (40)

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