DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/27/2015    Duedate: 06/09/2015

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-219

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TROG
WAR MACHINE (26)
(81-466) [19-18-1,126]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TROG                           DOCTOR J
WAR MACHINE (26)               NBA LEGENDS (156)
(81-466) [19-18-1,126]         (81-2385) [4-1-0,37]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TROG                           DUCK OF DEATH
WAR MACHINE (26)               WAR MACHINE (26)
(81-466) [19-18-1,126]         (81-2408) [0-4-0,4]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NBA LEGENDS (156)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PRAY THE GODS (155)         63
2. NBA LEGENDS (156)           55      LA PENTARCHIE (11)
3. SOME KINDA HATE (102)       39      Unchartered Team
4. THE COMMODORES (150)        31
5. CULT OF BACCHUS (4)         29      NBA LEGENDS (156)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 4*NBA LEGENDS (156)         16   9  2 64.0   1/ 5*NBA LEGENDS (156)        10  5 2
 2/ 1 LA PENTARCHIE (11)       610 465 22 56.7   2/14 SOME KINDA HATE (102)     9  1 2
 3/ 2 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      386 299 11 56.4   3/ 6 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       9  4 0
 4/ 3 EINHERJAR (157)           31  26  1 54.4   4/ 2 WARMASTERS (15)           9  6 1
 5/ 7 SOME KINDA HATE (102)    148 125 16 54.2   5/ 1 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     9  6 0
 6/ 5 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    588 499 17 54.1   6/12 PRAY THE GODS (155)       8  6 0
 7/ 6 DARQUE AGES (29)         462 393 18 54.0   7/11 THE COMMODORES (150)      8  7 1
 8/ 8 WICKED MARTYRS (148)     102  92  5 52.6   8/10 WICKED MARTYRS (148)      8  7 0
 9/ 9 WARMASTERS (15)          559 515 39 52.0   9/ 4 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)    7  8 2
10/10 OTTO'S DINER (96)        400 374 18 51.7  10/ 9 INEBRIATION (27)          7  8 1
11/11 FURRY FURY (25)          344 361 20 48.8  11/18 DARQUE AGES (29)          7  8 0
12/12 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)   163 175  5 48.2  12/13 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)      7  8 0
13/16 PRAY THE GODS (155)       28  31  3 47.5  13/ 3 OTTO'S DINER (96)         7  8 0
14/14 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)     129 156  2 45.3  14/ 7 LA PENTARCHIE (11)        6  8 1
15/15 MONSTER MANUAL (87)      360 443 14 44.8  15/16 MONSTER MANUAL (87)       6  8 0
16/17 THE COMMODORES (150)      71  89  2 44.4  16/ 8 FURRY FURY (25)           5 10 0
17/18 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)   257 344 20 42.8  17/15 WAR MACHINE (26)          5 10 0
18/19 SEARCH THE SKY (136)     100 149  5 40.2  18/19 SEARCH THE SKY (136)      4  6 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*DOOM BRIGADE (158)         2   3  0 40.0  19/21 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    4 10 1
20/20 WAR MACHINE (26)          88 144 10 37.9  20/17 EINHERJAR (157)           3  7 0
21/21 INEBRIATION (27)          48 109  6 30.6  21/ 0*DOOM BRIGADE (158)        2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  We now have a 
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  NBA LEGENDS now holds the crown and 
they are betting they can keep it.  Take a look at SOME KINDA HATE's act, as they 
have a 5-0-1 week and gain 12 places in the team ranking.  Advancing in the rankings 
was THE MONGOLOIDS II who went from last turn's 160-174-5, to this week's record of 
163-175-5.  TROG got through to the Duelmaster this turn.  No doubt he was more than 
anxious to kick CALIGULA's tail out of the throne!  In front of all the crowds, TROG 
took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  Advice to 
bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the SHADOWSPIRE arena.  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad BIG LAKE  OUTCASTS?  Big bad BIG 
LAKE OUTCASTS.  Big bad BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  SHADOWSPIRE's afraid of the big bad BIG 
LAKE OUTCASTS.  Tra la la la la!  For those of you who like math, try this one:  BIG 
LAKE OUTCASTS + Weapons That go Boom = WARMASTERS + Avoid City.  And who is this DAVE 
LEBEIS you ask, with 81 points and a 19-8-0 record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!  
Can any one out there say 'weasel'?  Oh well, just saying LOSER DEGOTTI will do.  It 
challenged 21 points down to trash TANGRAMAYNE.  Definition of petty:  LOSER DEGOTTI 
beat TANGRAMAYNE, a mismatch of 21 points.  In a touching display by a 'touched' 
warrior, CERYOSHE went after ASTRID, who was higher by 19 points.  Well, when the 
dust settled, CERYOSHE beat ASTRID.  ALCESTE of SOME KINDA HATE had better have a 
good reason for challenging down 13 points in a challenge which it won.  I thought 
ALCESTE showed great skill and promise when it bested DUCK OF DEATH.  All right, so I 
slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  LOST LETTER defied all odds and 
slew SPYMASTER in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as 
SPYMASTER's meat is notoriously tough.  Carrion Bird Cinematic Humor:  BLACK BISON 
II:  THE REMATCH.  We might as well mark the passing of BOMBAY SAPPH, who was 
relatively new to the arena at 2-1-0.  Probably killed before its first shave.  And 
who needs the Dark Arena if you've got ROCKFORD around?  This week he decorated his 
armor with GUNNAR COTTON.  Who's next?  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will 
say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real 
fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TROG 466                     19  18  1   126       WAR MACHINE (26)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AGRIPPA 2161                 23  14  2   118       WARMASTERS (15)
 MR BRAIN SMASHER 2234        14  11  1   118       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 SIMO HAYHA 2261              12   9  1   118       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 HADRIAN 2255                 20   5  1   104       WARMASTERS (15)
 DJEREE THE DJERK 623         23  22  1    99       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 DIRTY WHITE MOTHER 2145      20  19  1    94       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 SHAMINO 2285                 11   9  0    93       THE COMMODORES (150)
 HAVANA BLACK 561             14  15  0    92       WAR MACHINE (26)
 BEAR NAKED 2052              18  11  1    91       FURRY FURY (25)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CALIGULA 2233                18  11  1    90       WARMASTERS (15)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUMMER 2320                   8   4  1    90       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 KIMBHULEE 1019               20  14  0    89       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 SOME KINDA PATE 2224         12  18  0    84       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 CERYOSHE 2347                 7   4  0    84       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 THELONIUS 2174               22  12  1    83       WARMASTERS (15)
 DAVE LEBEIS 2237             19   8  0    81       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 ALLEZLES KEUS 2256           14  10  0    79       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 LIGDISH BANG 983             13  38  0    77       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 POUDREUX 2187                15  19  0    76       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 GNOMETRADAMUS 2225           17  12  1    75       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 MYKUL 1018                   14  20  0    74       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 ASTRI 2288                    9   7  0    70       SEARCH THE SKY (136)
 GUY DE CHAULIC 2097          12   8  1    67       DARQUE AGES (29)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRAGONSCYTHE 2340            11   3  1    64       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 NAGA 2281                    10  11  1    60       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 ASTRID 2423                   8   4  1    60       EINHERJAR (157)
 HAKUNA FRITTATA 2307          8   8  0    60       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 ROLLO 2425                    8   4  0    60       EINHERJAR (157)
 BABY CRAMBUS 2343             7   4  0    59       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 SAFFORD 1564                  9   7  0    57       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRY MOUTH MAX 2072           10  17  0    56       FURRY FURY (25)
 RINGO DEATHSTAR 2310         10   5  0    56       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 CREDITS 2280                 11  10  0    55       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 MONOCEROS 2034               10  18  1    49       SEARCH THE SKY (136)
 DICKY TOURVILLE 2276         12  10  1    48       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 ROCKFORD 2317                 8   8  1    46       THE COMMODORES (150)
 THE EMPRESS WU 2164           8   5  0    45       DARQUE AGES (29)
 LISHCHKA 2322                 7   5  1    44       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 BARBAROSSA 2098              11   9  0    43       DARQUE AGES (29)
 SAILOR JEFFRY 2338            6   7  2    40       INEBRIATION (27)
 OMFUG 2341                    7   4  2    38       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 APSHAI 2380                   3   4  0    38       THE COMMODORES (150)
 PEEKING DUCK 2363             7   2  0    37       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 GIBSON 2381                   6   1  0    37       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 DOCTOR J 2385                 4   1  0    37       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 BROOSS 1287                   4   7  0    36       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 TOMOE GOZEN 2207              5   3  0    35       DARQUE AGES (29)
 MORDECAI MOUSE 2152           8  10  0    34       FURRY FURY (25)
 JEX 1628                      5   7  0    34       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAGIC 2386                    4   1  1    32       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 RYK THE DRAGON 2371           4   4  0    31       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 BLUE DRAGON 2332              7   8  0    29       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 LOSER DEGOTTI 2354            7   3  0    28       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 WHITE LADY 2350               4   7  0    28       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 GEIR 2421                     4   3  0    28       EINHERJAR (157)
 BAILEY 2387                   4   2  0    27       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 LARRY BIRD 2384               3   2  1    27       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 WIND RAIN 1997                3   6  0    26       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 WYRMCLAW 2389                 4   2  0    25       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 LAETHA 2426                   6   6  0    24       EINHERJAR (157)
 WICKED ALL REDD 2315          4  11  1    24       INEBRIATION (27)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LE CHRURGIEN 2342             5   7  0    22       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 PIXIE 2378                    3   4  0    20       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 ALCESTE 2355                  5   4  0    19       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 SMOOTH HOPERATOR 2344         4   7  0    19       INEBRIATION (27)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMUSHI 2375                   3   3  1    16       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 SVEN 2422                     3   7  0    16       EINHERJAR (157)
 KITTY TANTRUM 2241            3   6  0    15       FURRY FURY (25)
 LYON BEAR 2412                2   2  0    15       THE COMMODORES (150)
 VESH 2431                     1   1  0    15       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 ILL WIND 2398                 4   1  0    14       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 WILT THE STILT 2383           2   3  0    13       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 ZATHOG 2399                   1   3  1    13       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 KAREEM 2382                   3   2  0    11       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 RAYNOR 2436                   1   0  0    11       DOOM BRIGADE (158)
 HOLLOWSOUL 2414               2   0  0    10       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 BRUTAL GRUNGE 2390            2   4  0    10       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 AYLA 2429                     1   0  0    10       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 JEFE 2437                     1   0  0    10       DOOM BRIGADE (158)
 HUMDRUM 2397                  2   3  0     9       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 RUSSEL HANSCH 2396            2   3  0     9       WAR MACHINE (26)
 QUARK 2438                    1   0  0     5       SEARCH THE SKY (136)
 ZENITH 2439                   1   0  0     5       SEARCH THE SKY (136)
 DUNYA 2413                    1   1  0     4       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 DUCK OF DEATH 2408            0   4  0     4       WAR MACHINE (26)
 TANGRAMAYNE 2430              0   2  0     2       THE COMMODORES (150)
 STRATIA 2415                  0   2  0     2       SEARCH THE SKY (136)
 SNOTTY 2428                   0   2  0     2       WAR MACHINE (26)
 PETIT FRONT 2442              0   1  0     1       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 PHO C 2444                    0   1  0     1       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 VILBRADR 2435                 0   1  0     1       DOOM BRIGADE (158)
 FENN 2434                     0   1  0     1       DOOM BRIGADE (158)
 PHEARE 2433                   0   1  0     1       DOOM BRIGADE (158)
 SAM SWORD 2440                0   1  0     1       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DIRE PATIENCE 2232     10 16 2 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 19 HADRIAN 2255          216  REVENGED
GUNNAR COTTON 2419      1  2 1 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 19 ROCKFORD 2317         219   
SOULBLOOD 2368          0  2 0 CULT OF BACCHUS 4    SMUSHI 2375           215  REVENGED
WHISPER 2325            8  4 0 CULT OF BACCHUS 4    DICKY TOURVILLE 2276  217  JUST REVENGED
BRINDLE BADGER 2004    22 12 0 FURRY FURY 25        SIMO HAYHA 2261       218   
MUD 2443                0  1 0 FURRY FURY 25        MOUNTAIN TROLL        219  NONE
APOCALYPTIC COW 2417    0  2 0 INEBRIATION 27       MAGIC 2386            218   
BOMBAY SAPPH 2416       2  1 0 INEBRIATION 27       LARRY BIRD 2384       219   
JUDAS YEAST 2392        0  2 0 INEBRIATION 27       BLACK BISON 2359      215  JUST REVENGED
NAW 2441                0  1 0 INEBRIATION 27       BANDIT PRINCE         219  NONE
SKILORD 2186           14 18 0 LA PENTARCHIE 11     DJEREE THE DJERK 623  217  REVENGED
GARGANTIA 2300          9  5 2 SEARCH THE SKY 136   CALIGULA 2233         217   
CARNIFERN 2346          2  5 0 THE COMMODORES 150   SAILOR JEFFRY 2338    215  REVENGED
SKARA BRAE 2427         0  1 0 THE COMMODORES 150   GUNNAR COTTON 2419    217  JUST REVENGED
ERASTES 2432            1  1 0 WARMASTERS 15        ZATHOG 2399           219   
NERO 2257              12  8 0 WARMASTERS 15        GARGANTIA 2300        215  REVENGED
BLACK BISON 2359        2  7 1 WICKED MARTYRS 148   SAILOR JEFFRY 2338    219   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Caligula -- Don't gt too carried away with yourself.  Gargantia was always a bit 
suicidal; she was a hard-hitting rick-taker, though rather frail.  Women like that are
unstable, but they can be fun for a while. -- Kid Arcane

Rummer -- Speed isn't everything, is it? -- Astri

Dry Mouth Max -- That would explain the halitosis!  Is it a condition based on fear, 
or simple poor hygiene?  Well, the blood you were swallowing couldn't do anything but
help, am I right? -- Monoceros

Dicky Tourville -- I see you took my advice about challenging lower in the standings,
and getting your prospective challenges drunk first.  It's the only way you couldn've 
won that match with Whisper. -- Monoceros

Doctor J -- Lay off the barbituates, Spud.  You were wobbling way too much out there. 
-- Stratia

Dragonscythe -- I thought you forgot about little old me. -- Lisichka

Peeking Duck -- Duck, goosed! -- Rummer

Rollo -- I was all over you like white on rice -- Yoshe

Snotty -- That'll learn ya to get me desperate -- Dunya

Dickey Tourville -- You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all! Thanks for all the 
skills, loser! - Ringo

    WOW!  I thought behavoir and language appropriate to NIYTYOLE ISLAND (DM 33) 
    stayed there - you've ruined all my illusions... -- substitute ed.

Den -- You are either illiterate or gender confused! Whisper was a female!  So all 
those fantasies you thought up in your mind about me and some male version of Whisper,
must be suppressed thoughts of your childhood! You might want to go see some 
counseling! -- DeGotti

Einherjar & Philanthropists -- A little late, but welcome to Shadowspire! -- DeGotti

DeGotti -- Here are some more fun facts about the number 4.  It is how many times 
women must say "no" to you before that pea-sized brain of yours understands.  It is 
how many goiters you have.  4 is how many times worse your breath is than a rabid 
hyena that just ate Gramma Fingleworths onion patch.  4 is how many toes you have on
your left foot.  4 is also the number of times your parents moved away hoping you 
would never find them.  4 is how many people point and laugh at you every time you 
wake up.  4 is how many times you vomit on yourself daily because your actual life is
a disease.  Oh, and you may want to check the 3 turn rankings, if you look up, which 
you are used to doing, you will see my team above yours as normal. -- Den

Hombre -- Sad that you have to resort to a down-challenge to beat me.  What a coward
you truly are. - Den

Lady Mordraith -- I see you are still pathetic.  If Otis were here instead of tourney
prepping, he would undoubtatly tell you the same. -- Den

Vanek -- Isn't Dave Lebeis a marvel of fighting talent? -- Den

Den -- Bwahahaha! You truly are delusional. I feel sorry for the person who has to 
translate your incoherent ramblings. I can picture you walking back and forth across 
the basement, foaming at the mouth, while she tries her hardest to keep up. Give the 
woman a break, send her on a vacation to the Isle or something. She deserves it after
all of these years of hosting all the Big Lake Loser squads in her fine home. Innate 
fear of your success? (Points to the Standings) Imagine going through life a failure? 
(Points to the Standings) YOU ARE A JOKE!  (Points to the Standings). You are fun
to have around, like a monkey. Sure, you eat and throw your poop on occasion, but you
are good for laughs (and wins). I am going to explain a few things to you, even though
I shouldn't (See quote below). Prepping warriors, unlike you I have teams throughout 
Alastari that have tournament quality warriors on them. They need to be trained to 
certain points in order to compete in each class. I rotate which arenas I run to get 
those warriors trained. As a manager (?) you will learn how to do that some day. 
Khalani? What/Where is that? If it was an arena that is now closed I do not recall, 

but I am sure I have a better record than you in there if it was. Imitate you, no sir,
couldn't get my head head that far up my backside to think like that. Good day my 
favorite log. Now that quote I promised you... 

"Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you
with experience." George Carlin

See you on the sands- Otis

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LOST LETTER barely slew SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
MUD was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
NAW was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DAVE LEBEIS was devastated by HADRIAN in a 3 minute gory one-sided Bloodfeud contest.
GNOMETRADAMUS demolished DICKY TOURVILLE in a 1 minute Bloodfeud competition.
ROCKFORD slaughtered GUNNAR COTTON in a 2 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
SAILOR JEFFRY executed BLACK BISON in a 1 minute gory mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
SMOOTH HOPERATOR was handily defeated by MAGIC in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
TROG vanquished CALIGULA in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge Title fight.
MR BRAIN SMASHER overpowered BEAR NAKED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DJEREE THE DJERK unbelievably bested MAIMONIDES in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
THELONIUS viciously subdued ASTRI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
SHAMINO subdued SOME KINDA PATE in a 3 minute gory Challenge brawl.
RUMMER handily defeated GUY DE CHAULIC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
CERYOSHE vanquished ASTRID in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
MYKUL won victory over LIGDISH BANG in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge fray.
RINGO DEATHSTAR was devastated by ALLEZLES KEUS in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
BABY CRAMBUS overpowered PEEKING DUCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
LISHCHKA beat MORDECAI MOUSE in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
ROLLO handily defeated GIBSON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
APSHAI was beaten by CREDITS in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
JEX subdued BLUE DRAGON in a action packed 1 minute Challenge bout.
RYK THE DRAGON lost to THE EMPRESS WU in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fray.
OMFUG defeated WHITE LADY in a 2 minute Challenge match.
WIND RAIN overpowered SVEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
LAETHA was overpowered by DOCTOR J in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
LOSER DEGOTTI overpowered TANGRAMAYNE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BAILEY vanquished KITTY TANTRUM in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
ALCESTE outlasted DUCK OF DEATH in a exciting 7 minute bloody Challenge fray.
LYON BEAR viciously subdued HUMDRUM in a 5 minute gory novice's Challenge bout.
ZATHOG dispatched ERASTES in a exciting 4 minute brutal novice's Challenge fray.
DUNYA was narrowly defeated by WILT THE STILT in a 3 minute novice's Challenge fight.
STRATIA was beaten by KAREEM in a 1 minute novice's Challenge fray.
BOMBAY SAPPH was butchered by LARRY BIRD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
VESH devastated RUSSEL HANSCH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
SIMO HAYHA devastated POUDREUX in a 1 minute uneven bout.
AGRIPPA overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DIRTY WHITE MOTHER handily defeated DRAGONSCYTHE in a 1 minute uneven match.
KIMBHULEE overpowered SAFFORD in a 1 minute uneven bout.
HAVANA BLACK overpowered NAGA in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
MONOCEROS was overcome by DRY MOUTH MAX in a 1 minute veteran's duel.
BARBAROSSA defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute expert vs. beginner battle.
HAKUNA FRITTATA devastated BROOSS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TOMOE GOZEN won victory over PIXIE in a popular 2 minute conflict.
GEIR unbelievably bested WICKED ALL REDD in a 2 minute match.
WYRMCLAW overcame LE CHRURGIEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute melee.
BRUTAL GRUNGE was savagely defeated by SMUSHI in a 2 minute gory match.
ILL WIND subdued PHO C in a 2 minute gory beginner's fight.
HOLLOWSOUL savagely defeated PETIT FRONT in a 4 minute bloody novice's fray.
SNOTTY was vanquished by RAYNOR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FENN was overcome by ZENITH in a 3 minute novice's bout.
VILBRADR was subdued by QUARK in a 2 minute novice's fight.
JEFE handily defeated SAM SWORD in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
PHEARE was overpowered by AYLA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  22         PARRY-LUNGE       28 -  18 -  0      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 19         PARRY-RIPOSTE     28 -  23 -  1      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                      14         LUNGING ATTACK    85 -  77 -  8      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         WALL OF STEEL     36 -  37 -  7      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         STRIKING ATTACK   83 -  90 -  5      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  29 -  1      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         AIMED BLOW        49 -  59 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  20 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  30 -  0      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  41 -  3      38  |

Turn 219 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 12         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      8 -  2     AIMED BLOW         6 -  8         1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    8 - 11         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   TROG 466                   19  18  1  126 WAR MACHINE (26)
STRIKING ATTACK  AGRIPPA 2161               23  14  2  118 WARMASTERS (15)
BASHING ATTACK   MR BRAIN SMASHER 2234      14  11  1  118 SOME KINDA HATE (102)
AIMED BLOW       SIMO HAYHA 2261            12   9  1  118 SOME KINDA HATE (102)
WALL OF STEEL    HADRIAN 2255               20   5  1  104 WARMASTERS (15)
TOTAL PARRY      DJEREE THE DJERK 623       23  22  1   99 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
PARRY-STRIKE     BEAR NAKED 2052            18  11  1   91 FURRY FURY (25)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GNOMETRADAMUS 2225         17  12  1   75 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
SLASHING ATTACK  ASTRID 2423                 8   4  1   60 EINHERJAR (157)
PARRY-LUNGE      DOCTOR J 2385               4   1  0   37 NBA LEGENDS (156)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TROG 466.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
DUCK OF DEATH 2408.  The ten other most popular fighters were RYK THE DRAGON 2371, 
DUNYA 2413, PIXIE 2378, ERASTES 2432, HADRIAN 2255, SHAMINO 2285, LISHCHKA 2322, JEX 
1628, OMFUG 2341, and ALCESTE 2355.

The least popular fighter this week was SAM SWORD 2440.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SNOTTY 2428, BROOSS 1287, NAGA 2281, SAFFORD 1564, POUDREUX 2187, 
RUSSEL HANSCH 2396, STRATIA 2415, ZATHOG 2399, LYON BEAR 2412, and KITTY TANTRUM 
2241.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BEAR NAKED (81-2052) FURRY FURY (25)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MAIMONIDES (81-1987) DARQUE AGES (29)
LOST LETTER (81-2188) LA PENTARCHIE (11)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.