DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/19/2014    Duedate: 05/02/2014

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 380

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SADDAM A GO-GO
GWAR (1021)
(82-7155) [13-13-0,97]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SADDAM A GO-GO                 VEGI APOCALYPSE
GWAR (1021)                    HARVEST DAY (6987)
(82-7155) [13-13-0,97]         (82-41829) [5-3-0,60]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HAYSEED X-V                    SADDAM A GO-GO
PROJECT HAYSEED (854)          GWAR (1021)
(82-6118) [22-13-0,81]         (82-7155) [13-13-0,97]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ARCANE TREASURES (7569)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ARCANE TREASURES (7569)       26 
2. FEAR FACTORY 13 (8135)        16    ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
3. LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)          13    Unchartered Team
4. HARVEST DAY (6987)            12 
5. ARCANE PICNIC (5085)          12    EXQUISITE CORPS 8 (3809)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)   6   0  1 100.   1/ 1 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   7  4 0
 2- 5*ASKEWNIVERSE (2645)        3   0  0 100.   2/ 2 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     4  9 2
 3- 6*UNDERWORLD (8289)          1   0  0 100.   3/13 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     3  0 0
 4/ 0*EXQUISITE CORPS 8 (3809)   1   0  0 100.   4/18*HARVEST DAY (6987)        3  9 0
 5- 7*THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)   7   1  0 87.5   5-14 RESTRICTIONS (117)        2  1 0
 6- 9 I AM SUCK (1359)          16   3  0 84.2   6/16 GWAR (1021)               2  2 0
 7-10 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    10   2  1 83.3   7/38 ELVES OF KRYNN (6984)     2  3 0
 8-11*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)   5   1  1 83.3   8- 3*MLB (5275)                2  4 0
 9-12*THIRSTY THUGS 719 (7960)   5   1  0 83.3   9/42*FEAR FACTORY 13 (8135)    2  9 0
10-14 FIRES OF HEAVEN 2  (2182)  9   2  1 81.8  10- 4*LAZY DM (3300)            1  0 1
11-15 BELOW PAR (1651)           9   2  1 81.8  11-19 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    1  0 1
12-16*NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE (1672)  4   1  1 80.0  12/ 0 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      1  0 0
13-17*WAY TOO MUCH BEER  (1918)  7   2  0 77.8  13-21*UNDERWORLD (8289)         1  0 0
14/ 0*DRAGON JUNKIES (6542)      3   1  0 75.0  14-33*THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)  1  0 0
15-19*NARD CORE (2310)           5   2  0 71.4  15-23*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  1  0 0
16-20 DARK TOADS 05T (5939)     11   6  0 64.7  16- 5*THIRSTY THUGS 719 (7960)  1  0 0
17/21 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   23  13  0 63.9  17- 6*THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967) 1  0 0
18/22 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     35  21  1 62.5  18/ 0*DRAGON JUNKIES (6542)     1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-24 LESION 6 (462)            13   9  0 59.1  19- 7*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)  1  0 0
20-25*LAZY DM (3300)             4   3  2 57.1  20/ 0*DRAGON JUNKIES Z3 (5440)  1  0 0
21-26*THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967)  5   4  0 55.6  21/ 0*EXQUISITE CORPS 8 (3809)  1  0 0
22/27 GWAR (1021)              129 104  9 55.4  22/ 0 KNIGHTS OF GLORY (3801)   1  0 0
23/ 0 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      17  14  1 54.8  23-27*ASKEWNIVERSE (2645)       1  0 0
24-29 FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)   6   5  1 54.5  24- 8*WAY TOO MUCH BEER  (1918) 1  0 0
25-30 NAMINGWARRIORSSUCK (1936)  6   5  0 54.5  25- 9 NAMINGWARRIORSSUCK (1936) 1  0 0
26/ 0 KNIGHTS OF GLORY (3801)   56  47  8 54.4  26-10 FIRES OF HEAVEN 2  (2182) 1  0 0
27/31 BIG TEN 3 (6980)          16  16  1 50.0  27-28*NARD CORE (2310)          1  0 0
28-33 THE ORACLE (520)           7   7  0 50.0  28-11*NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE (1672) 1  0 0
29-36*SIX FEET UNDER (5634)      2   2  0 50.0  29-30 I AM SUCK (1359)          1  0 0
30-37 COLLEGE BUDDIES (121)    144 159  7 47.5  30-15 COLLEGE BUDDIES (121)     1  0 0
31-39 PATROL PARTNERS (123)     43  51  1 45.7  31-35 LESION 6 (462)            1  0 0
32-40 RESTRICTIONS (117)        84 103  5 44.9  32-36 THE ORACLE (520)          1  0 0
33/38 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)      9  12  3 42.9  33-12 DARK TOADS 05T (5939)     1  1 0
34-41 HOPEFULS (587)           113 163  9 40.9  34-17 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 1  1 0
35-42 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    36  52  6 40.9  35-43 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    1  2 0
36-43*MLB (5275)                 6   9  0 40.0  36/39 BIG TEN 3 (6980)          1  6 0
37-45*GOLDNE KNIGHTS F (9035)    5   8  0 38.5  37-41 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    1  6 0
38/44 DEVIATION 12 (4993)        6  10  0 37.5  38-44*THE TRUTH (3774)          0  5 0
39/51 ELVES OF KRYNN (6984)      4   8  0 33.3  39-40*ARCANE TESTAROSSA (7714)  0  4 0
40-46*FEAR FACTORY 11 (6747)     3   6  1 33.3  40-46*FEAR FACTORY 11 (6747)    0  3 0
41-47*DECEIVERZ (574)            3   6  0 33.3  41/47 DEVIATION 12 (4993)       0  3 0
42/ 0*DRAGON JUNKIES Z3 (5440)   1   2  0 33.3  42/ 0*ARCANE LOCKJAW (6310)     0  2 0
43/ 0*ARCANE PICNIC (5085)       1   2  0 33.3  43-48*SIX FEET UNDER (5634)     0  2 0
44-48 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 12  26  0 31.6  44/ 0*ARCANE PICNIC (5085)      0  2 0
45-49 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    21  49  1 30.0  45-37 HOPEFULS (587)            0  2 0
46/50*HARVEST DAY (6987)         5  12  0 29.4  46-51*GOLDNE KNIGHTS F (9035)   0  1 0
47/ 0*ARCANE LOCKJAW (6310)      4  10  0 28.6  47/ 0*ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)  0  1 0
48-52*ARCANE TESTAROSSA (7714)   2   6  0 25.0  48-49 FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)  0  1 0
49-53*THE TRUTH (3774)           2  10  0 16.7  49-34 BELOW PAR (1651)          0  1 0
50/55*FEAR FACTORY 13 (8135)     2  11  0 15.4  50-55 PATROL PARTNERS (123)     0  1 0
51/ 0*ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)   0   3  0  0.0  51-56*DECEIVERZ (574)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in DWES EG a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  HARVEST DAY has turned a 1-2-0 into 4th place from 18th.  
Give me the recipe!  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for 
ELVES OF KRYNN tonight, to honor their rise to 7th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I 
want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as 
FEAR FACTORY 13's 2-11-0 has earned them 9th place in the ranks.  And let's see, 
SHANTAY PASS fought VULCAN and gained 26 points and contributed to ARCANE TREASURES' 
1-0-0.  VULCAN has lost to SHANTAY PASS, falling 23 points, while helping make ROMAN 
DIVINITY a 1-3-1 turn.  Due to his absence and inability to defend the throne, TOY 
HORSEY has lost the title of Duelmaster.  We should ask SADDAM A GO-GO about the 
thrill of victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, he's now the 
one to ask.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources 
that The Dripping Blade uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  I also notice that the ARCANE TREASURES 
stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on DWES EG, what are you afraid of? 
And guess who avoided ARCANE TREASURES stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was 
GWAR.  Anyone surprised?   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  Is it really true that DWES EG has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, DWES EG, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in DWES EG and I've a long 
road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in DWES EG again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SADDAM A GO-GO 7155          13  13     97         GWAR (1021)               

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TOY HORSEY 45013             12   3    112         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
-JOE BOB 41731                 5   4     92         THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967) 

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOBBS 4649                   11  12  1  82         RESTRICTIONS (117)        
 HAYSEED X-V 6118             22  13     81         PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     
-NO SMOKING 625               12   7  4  80         RESTRICTIONS (117)        
-TATANKA 14626                 8   2  1  78         FIRES OF HEAVEN 2 I (2182)
-NECROTICA 4393               14  19  1  76         HOPEFULS (587)            
-BANSHEE 47365                 5   1     76         THIRSTY THUGS 719 (7960)  
-TIGERS 31959                  6   1     73         MLB (5275)                
-LBA DOMINATION 11488          4   1  1  70         NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE (1672) 

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KATHRYN 729                  14  10     66         COLLEGE BUDDIES (121)     
-PUSTULE 3419                 10   4     66         LESION 6 (462)            
 BRILLIANT 53377               9  10  1  66         LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      
-8TH ATTEMPT 11378             9   2  1  66         BELOW PAR (1651)          
 DOUBLE DUTCH 30458            6  10     65         DEVIATION 12 (4993)       
-FATHER 13274                  5   2  1  65         SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    
-PRAY 13131                    7   2     63         WAY TOO MUCH BEER 4 (1918)
 VEGI APOCALYPSE 41829         5   3     60         HARVEST DAY (6987)        
 MINERVA 46316                 4   0  2  60         ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     
-AAA 13258                     6   5     58         NAMINGWARRIORSSUCKS (1936)
-BROOKLYN ZOO 47326            5   1  1  58         THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  
-FAXED IN TURNS 21013          4   3  2  58         LAZY DM (3300)            

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIGHTING ILLINI 41796         9   6  1  56         BIG TEN 3 (6980)          
-DARKONFYRE 3768               7   7     55         THE ORACLE (520)          
-MASSACRE 40239                6   0  1  54         THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)  
-DR. KNOW 15402                5   2     53         NARD CORE (2310)          
 QUALINESTI 41815              4   5     53         ELVES OF KRYNN (6984)     
-CALANDRA 15550                6   5  1  52         FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)  
 SHANTAY PASS 45015            4   0     51         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
-BULVI 17301                   5   1     49         I AM SUCK (1359)          
 SPIDERBAIT 48407              2   3     48         FEAR FACTORY 13 (8135)    
-FORD 4150                     3   6     47         DECEIVERZ (574)           
-BLOOD SHED 759               10   9  1  46         PATROL PARTNERS (123)     
-BURNING 47320                 7   1     38         THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)  
 SOPHITIA 32976                1   2     34         DRAGON JUNKIES Z3 (5440)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VULCAN 46313                  5   5  1  30         ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     
-CRYSTALLIZED 56401            2   1     30         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROTON AGONIZER 23843         3   2  1  22         KNIGHTS OF GLORY (3801)   
-YOKED 2 THE MAX 45963         2   1     21         ARCANE TESTAROSSA (7714)  
-MAL MUJER 56434               3   4     20         HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 
 NAPPIN NOBLE 30947            1   1     20         ARCANE PICNIC (5085)      
 BENDER 39342                  3   0     19         DRAGON JUNKIES (6542)     
-SEX:  VIOLENT 23641           2   3     17         THE TRUTH (3774)          
 FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS 38059      0   3     17         ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)  
 CRITICAL'S PECS 56183         0   3     15         ARCANE LOCKJAW (6310)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PARTY HAT 56250               2   1     14         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
-HELLGUARD 49256               1   0     13         UNDERWORLD (8289)         
-BIG BLACK HEARSE 34004        1   1     12         SIX FEET UNDER (5634)     
 PRUDISH 23898                 1   0     10         EXQUISITE CORPS 8 (3809)  
-GOD:  DEAD 23638              0   1      7         THE TRUTH (3774)          
-DIRT NAP 34001                1   1      6         SIX FEET UNDER (5634)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THE USEROUS MERC        0  0 0                      MINERVA 46316         380  NONE
NEV-UH PAY CHEE 56381   0  1 0 ARCANE LOCKJAW 6310  BLACK ORC             380  NONE
TURKEY TOTIN TA 30948   0  1 0 ARCANE PICNIC 5085   HIGH ELF              380  NONE
I 56567                 0  1 0 BIG TEN 3 6980       STONE GOLEM           380  NONE
MENELAUS 40458          3  4 1 FEAR FACTORY 11 6747 FATHER 13274          378   
G 56571                 0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 13 8135 SPYMASTER             380  NONE
H 56572                 0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 13 8135 HIGH ELF              380  NONE
J 56574                 0  1 0 HARVEST DAY 6987     SHEWISH GIANT         380  NONE
K 56575                 0  1 0 HARVEST DAY 6987     DARK CHAMPION         380  NONE
D 56565                 0  1 0 ROMAN DIVINITY 7761  BANDIT PRINCE         380  NONE
E 56566                 0  1 0 ROMAN DIVINITY 7761  ARENAMASTER           380  NONE

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NEV-UH PAY CHEEKS was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
J was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
K was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
TURKEY TOTIN TALON was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
H was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
I was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
E was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
G was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
D was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
SADDAM A GO-GO won victory over M. CHARDINEE in a popular 2 minute uneven Title duel.
HAYSEED X-V viciously subdued DOUBLE DUTCH in a 3 minute brutal veteran's fight.
FIGHTING ILLINI was handily defeated by BRILLIANT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
VEGI APOCALYPSE savagely defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute match.
SPIDERBAIT viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a exciting 2 minute battle.
MINERVA executed THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
VULCAN was overpowered by SHANTAY PASS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
QUALINESTI won victory over CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute veteran vs. amateur fray.
SOPHITIA devastated NAPPIN NOBLE in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
CRITICAL'S PECS was beaten by PROTON AGONIZER in a 1 minute match.
FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS was defeated by BENDER in a 3 minute conflict.
PRUDISH devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  33 -  1      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   46 -  39 -  2      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         AIMED BLOW        30 -  28 -  0      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   32 -  34 -  4      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  19 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  13 -  1      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  16 -  0      36  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  18 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -  16 -  0      16  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   8 -  0      11  |

Turn 380 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   VEGI APOCALYPSE -23707      5   3  0   60 HARVEST DAY (6987)
STRIKING ATTACK  MINERVA -19220              4   0  2   60 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)
BASHING ATTACK   FIGHTING ILLINI -23740      9   6  1   56 BIG TEN 3 (6980)
SLASHING ATTACK  SHANTAY PASS -20521         4   0  0   51 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HAYSEED X-V 6118.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SADDAM A GO-GO 7155.  The ten other most popular fighters were VEGI 
APOCALYPSE -23707, SPIDERBAIT -17129, HAYSEED X-V 6118, DOUBLE DUTCH 30458, SHANTAY 
PASS -20521, FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS -27477, QUALINESTI -23721, SOPHITIA -32560, BRILLIANT 
-12159, and MINERVA -19220.

The least popular fighter this week was FIGHTING ILLINI -23740.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were D -8971, G -8965, I -8969, H -8964, TURKEY TOTIN TALON 30948, K 
-8961, PRUDISH 23898, CRITICAL'S PECS -9353, NAPPIN NOBLE 30947, and VULCAN -19223.