DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/18/2013 Duedate: 05/31/2013
DWES EG ARENA
DM 82 TURN 356
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DOUBLE TROUBLE
DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809)
(82-40795) [11-3-1,102]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DOUBLE TROUBLE MARUCS ALLEN
DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809) 1983 RAIDERS (1927)
(82-40795) [11-3-1,102] (82-13213) [6-2-0,64]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
DOUBLE TROUBLE BELLE
DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809) A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)
(82-40795) [11-3-1,102] (82-56362) [14-7-0,93]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
POSITION IS EMPTY
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ARCANE TREASURES (7569) 27
2. SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939) 26 DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809)
3. DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809) 23 Unchartered Team
4. DECEIVERZ (574) 20
5. MEDAL OF HONOR G7 (9359) 16 FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 3*FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333) 5 0 1 100. 1/11 DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809) 3 0 0
2/ 6*BELOW PAR (1651) 4 0 1 100. 2/ 1 NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433) 3 0 0
3/ 5*THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962) 4 0 0 100. 3/13*SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939) 3 0 0
4- 4*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706) 3 0 1 100. 4/ 2 ARCANE TREASURES (7569) 3 1 0
5/ 0*GIMMICK (3298) 3 0 1 100. 5/17*THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955) 2 0 2
6/ 8*THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951) 3 0 0 100. 6/19 THINGS THAT SUCK (3248) 2 0 1
7/10*THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971) 3 0 0 100. 7/48*FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333) 2 0 1
8/17*CONTAGION (535) 2 0 1 100. 8/30*THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962) 2 0 0
9- 7*THE WIRE VII (9403) 2 0 0 100. 9/39*DARK TOADS 04E (4392) 2 0 0
10- 9*THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964) 2 0 0 100. 10/ 4*THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749) 2 0 0
11/15*THIRSTY THUGS 718 (7959) 2 0 0 100. 11/42 DARK THUGS (2876) 2 0 0
12/18*BAR TAB (532) 2 0 0 100. 12/43*WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1918) 2 0 0
13-12*THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944) 1 0 1 100. 13/44*RAIDER COACHES (1923) 2 0 0
14/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR G7 (9359) 1 0 0 100. 14/45*1983 RAIDERS (1927) 2 0 0
15/ 0*DEAD BATTERY (2045) 1 0 0 100. 15/46*FIRES OF HEAVEN 2 (2182) 2 0 0
16/19*THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749) 9 1 1 90.0 16/51 LESION 6 (462) 2 0 0
17/20*DARK TOADS 04E (4392) 7 1 0 87.5 17/54*DARKMOON GUILD (534) 2 0 0
18-21 I AM SUCK (1359) 14 3 0 82.4 18/56*TRV-310 (577) 2 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/29*WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1918) 4 1 0 80.0 19/68 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440) 2 1 0
20/25 DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809) 11 3 1 78.6 20/14 PSU RADIO (5441) 2 1 0
21/32*SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939) 7 2 0 77.8 21/15 PROJECT HAYSEED (854) 2 1 0
22/30*FIRES OF HEAVEN 2 (2182) 6 2 1 75.0 22-16 AN ARCANE SEA (5086) 2 3 0
23/31*1983 RAIDERS (1927) 6 2 0 75.0 23-18*THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944) 1 0 1
24/36*THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955) 3 1 2 75.0 24/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954) 1 0 1
25/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954) 3 1 1 75.0 25/49*BELOW PAR (1651) 1 0 1
26-27*4 LETTER DIRECTION (8403) 3 1 0 75.0 26/55*CONTAGION (535) 1 0 1
27-28*THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973) 3 1 0 75.0 27/ 0 IP (830) 1 0 1
28/38 ARCANE TREASURES (7569) 14 7 0 66.7 28- 5 STANT (8973) 1 0 0
29-33 12/19/04Q (5414) 8 4 0 66.7 29-58 TREES (8983) 1 0 0
30/ 0 R AND D (512) 8 4 0 66.7 30- 6 ERATTA1 (9085) 1 0 0
31/24*NARD CORE (2310) 4 2 0 66.7 31-60 DIRECTION (9087) 1 0 0
32-35*LAZY 14 (8386) 2 1 2 66.7 32/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR G7 (9359) 1 0 0
33/11*THIRSTY THUGS 0404 (4802) 2 1 0 66.7 33-22*THE WIRE VII (9403) 1 0 0
34/42 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440) 20 12 0 62.5 34-62 EX'S (8428) 1 0 0
35-39 OPEN (8986) 10 6 1 62.5 35- 8 ALLERGY (7866) 1 0 0
36-40*THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090) 5 3 0 62.5 36/27*THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951) 1 0 0
37/48*DARKMOON GUILD (534) 5 3 0 62.5 37/29*THIRSTY THUGS 718 (7959) 1 0 0
38/44 LESION 6 (462) 11 7 0 61.1 38-31*THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964) 1 0 0
39-43 STANT (8973) 6 4 0 60.0 39-33*4 LETTER DIRECTION (8403) 1 0 0
40/45 PROJECT HAYSEED (854) 19 13 1 59.4 40- 7 SOUL REAPERS (8426) 1 0 0
41/ 0 CENSORED (356) 11 8 0 57.9 41/34*THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971) 1 0 0
42/53 THINGS THAT SUCK (3248) 8 6 1 57.1 42- 9*THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973) 1 0 0
43-46 WAYS TO DIE (3768) 8 6 0 57.1 43- 3*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706) 1 0 0
44-50 DRINKS! (7871) 13 10 0 56.5 44-36*SUAVE'S FINEST (6017) 1 0 0
45-51 ERATTA1 (9085) 34 27 1 55.7 45-37 12/19/04Q (5414) 1 0 0
46/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374) 5 4 0 55.6 46-12*THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090) 1 0 0
47/41*THE ORACLE (520) 5 4 0 55.6 47/ 0*GIMMICK (3298) 1 0 0
48-54 EX'S (8428) 8 7 0 53.3 48/ 0*DEAD BATTERY (2045) 1 0 0
49/57 THE BIZZLE (8741) 47 46 5 50.5 49-66 I AM SUCK (1359) 1 0 0
50-58 MCPANTS (8425) 11 11 0 50.0 50/ 0 CENSORED (356) 1 0 0
51/65 NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433) 9 9 0 50.0 51/53*BAR TAB (532) 1 0 0
52-59 SOUL REAPERS (8426) 8 8 0 50.0 52-57 LUNCHABLES (840) 1 0 0
53/ 0 IP (830) 5 5 1 50.0 53/10*THIRSTY THUGS 606 (6974) 1 1 0
54/72*TRV-310 (577) 5 5 0 50.0 54/87 SAPHIRE DREAM (7052) 1 1 0
55/75*RAIDER COACHES (1923) 4 4 0 50.0 55-69 MONTY'S ARMY (4993) 1 1 0
56/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR C9 (8223) 2 2 1 50.0 56/47*NARD CORE (2310) 1 1 0
57/37*THIRSTY THUGS 606 (6974) 2 2 0 50.0 57/93*I BELIEVE (519) 1 1 0
58-60*SUAVE'S FINEST (6017) 2 2 0 50.0 58/52*THE ORACLE (520) 1 1 0
59-62*THE WIRE III (9398) 1 1 1 50.0 59/94*DECEIVERZ (574) 1 1 0
60-64 LUNCHABLES (840) 47 52 1 47.5 60/70 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975) 0 3 0
61-66 CAT SOUP (8423) 7 8 0 46.7 61/ 0 A UNIT XVII (587) 0 3 0
62-67 MONTY'S ARMY (4993) 5 6 0 45.5 62-77*BORN 2 ROLL (5857) 0 2 0
63-68 ALLERGY (7866) 25 31 0 44.6 63/88 WENSINWASIN 728 (4605) 0 2 0
64-70*FACE (8975) 4 5 1 44.4 64/20 THE BIZZLE (8741) 0 1 0
65-73*WATER (9086) 3 4 0 42.9 65-72*FACE (8975) 0 1 0
66/ 0 A UNIT XVII (587) 109 149 9 42.2 66-59 OPEN (8986) 0 1 0
67-76 DIRECTION (9087) 5 7 0 41.7 67-73*WATER (9086) 0 1 0
68/81 DARK THUGS (2876) 41 61 2 40.2 68/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374) 0 1 0
69/79 PSU RADIO (5441) 18 27 1 40.0 69-82*4-LETTER APPENDAGE (9390) 0 1 0
70/78 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975) 16 24 0 40.0 70-83*THE WIRE III (9398) 0 1 0
71/84 SAPHIRE DREAM (7052) 4 6 0 40.0 71-76 DRINKS! (7871) 0 1 0
72-83 TREES (8983) 4 7 0 36.4 72-74*THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963) 0 1 0
73/82 WENSINWASIN 728 (4605) 7 13 0 35.0 73/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR C9 (8223) 0 1 0
74/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR III (6934) 2 4 0 33.3 74-85*LAZY 26 (8372) 0 1 0
75/89*DECEIVERZ (574) 2 4 0 33.3 75-86*LAZY 14 (8386) 0 1 0
76-85 AN ARCANE SEA (5086) 11 26 1 29.7 76-61 CAT SOUP (8423) 0 1 0
77-86*BORN 2 ROLL (5857) 2 5 0 28.6 77-75 MCPANTS (8425) 0 1 0
78-88*LAZY 26 (8372) 2 7 0 22.2 78/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR III (6934) 0 1 0
79/90*I BELIEVE (519) 1 4 0 20.0 79/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR 31 (6956) 0 1 0
80-92*4-LETTER APPENDAGE (9390) 0 3 0 0.0 80/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0515 (6705) 0 1 0
81-93*THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963) 0 3 0 0.0 81/40*THIRSTY THUGS 0404 (4802) 0 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
82/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR 31 (6956) 0 1 0 0.0 82-65 WAYS TO DIE (3768) 0 1 0
83/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0515 (6705) 0 1 0 0.0 83/ 0 R AND D (512) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I am Brock. I am Duelmaster. This is how: "Belle was demolished by Brock in a
popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee." I ravished her. It was fun. It felt good.
It was quite the rush. She wasn't Duelmaster material, but she sure would make a
fine concubine.
So who have I got to challenge me for this title? Cruiser Ion of PSU Radio? Of
the "We like little boys" station? Come on! Piznaul Jiznoke? Of The Bizzle? Is he
ambi? I wonder which hand he uses? And Yang? I won't go there? What a bunch of
losers!
I gotta say it was funny, funny, F U N N Y to see Blows graduate. You know--
Blows of 4 Letter Weather who isn't even a 4-letter thing! Five letters! Who runs
that team? Can't that manager count? Maybe he's... well, perhaps let's just not go
there.
I would say I welcome all challenges, but I suspect you are all too sane for
that. So let me close with this ode... "May the gods shine on you and take you to
Hades before the Orlando Face."
Signing off,
Brock, Duelmaster
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, DWES EG? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for
THIRSTY THUGS 714's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 1-0-1
makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and join
THINGS THAT SUCK's celebration over their good record this turn. 6th place, not bad.
If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for FIRES OF HEAVEN 3's good turn, I'm afraid the
place will be dry before long. A 1-0-1 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can
sneak into The Warty Toad and join THIRSTY THUGS 721's celebration over their good
record this turn. 8th place, not bad. If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for DARK
TOADS 04E's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 1-0-0 makes
for a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and join DARK
THUGS' celebration over their good record this turn. 11th place, not bad. If The
Warty Toad is buying drinks for WAY TOO MUCH BEER 4's good turn, I'm afraid the place
will be dry before long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak
into The Warty Toad and join RAIDER COACHES' celebration over their good record this
turn. 13th place, not bad. If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for 1983 RAIDERS'
good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big
thirst. With any luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and join FIRES OF HEAVEN 2
II's celebration over their good record this turn. 15th place, not bad. If The
Warty Toad is buying drinks for LESION 6's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be
dry before long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak into
The Warty Toad and join DARKMOON GUILD's celebration over their good record this
turn. 17th place, not bad. If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for TRV-310's good
turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.
With any luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and join A MATTER OF TASTE's
celebration over their good record this turn. 19th place, not bad. If The Warty
Toad is buying drinks for BELOW PAR's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry
before long. A 1-0-1 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak into The
Warty Toad and join CONTAGION's celebration over their good record this turn. 26th
place, not bad. Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for THIRSTY THUGS
606, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 43 into 53rd. Here's my pity, for what it's worth.
If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for SAPHIRE DREAM's good turn, I'm afraid the
place will be dry before long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can
sneak into The Warty Toad and join I BELIEVE's celebration over their good record
this turn. 57th place, not bad. If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for DECEIVERZ's
good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big
thirst. With any luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and join WENSINWASIN 728's
celebration over their good record this turn. 63rd place, not bad. Oh, this is too
good to be true! THE BIZZLE has fallen to 64th place after going 0-1-0 this turn.
Who's bragging now? Look out below! THIRSTY THUGS 0404 is on the way down, falling
to 81st from 40th with a 0-1-0! Ha ha ha ha! Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see TOY HORSEY win a fight and gain 20 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk,
CLETO RODRIGUEZ beat SEGAM and SEGAM lost 13 points. You're breakin' my heart. And
if variety is the spice of life, DWES EG may be getting bland, as BROCK stays top dog
in the city. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You
want to know what's new, don't you, DWES EG?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. DWES EG, I am losing what little hope I had in you.
ABDUCTED the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And who led
the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was
SAPHIRE DREAM. Ha ha ha ha! Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, RED MONICA was this
turn's most challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans. I suspect either
a 21 will or a 21 ego on this one, but DOUBLE TROUBLE has challenged up by 27 in an
attempt against CRUISER ION. And The Warty Toad has banned CRUISER ION from service
until next turn for losing to DOUBLE TROUBLE and giving him 23 points in the process!
Ha! And we have BELLE in a challenge, going down 11 points for the fight. Guess
what? I thought BELLE showed great skill and promise when she subdued RED MONICA.
All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for DWES EG's
morgue. More variety. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is
developing these kinds of weapons?
There's got to be a better place in DWES EG to get a drink than The Warty Toad!
Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice! So
nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOUBLE TROUBLE 40795 11 3 1 102 DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BELLE 56362 14 7 93 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)
-YANG 53793 13 6 91 ERATTA1 (9085)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PIZNAUL JIZNOKE 51901 15 6 1 90 THE BIZZLE (8741)
-KNOB 53256 10 5 1 88 OPEN (8986)
-STUMPY BUT LUMPY 10142 12 4 87 LUNCHABLES (840)
-CATS 46868 9 7 85 ALLERGY (7866)
-THUNDERBIRD 30981 5 3 85 THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090)
MONTY BURNS 55805 15 20 83 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)
TOY HORSEY 45013 9 3 83 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
-XXXX 50116 8 7 80 EX'S (8428)
-ICHIGO 50105 8 8 80 SOUL REAPERS (8426)
RED MONICA 28272 7 13 80 WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)
BE THE GUY 38688 9 9 78 NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)
-TAIL 50089 7 5 77 CAT SOUP (8423)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SUFFOCATION 23607 8 6 66 WAYS TO DIE (3768)
MARUCS ALLEN 13213 6 2 64 1983 RAIDERS (1927)
RUNE ESSENCE 45012 5 2 61 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
CALANDRA 15550 5 0 1 58 FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)
-SORA 50103 9 8 57 MCPANTS (8425)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRAY 13131 4 1 56 WAY TOO MUCH BEER 4 (1918)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-URETHRA FRANKLIN 36469 2 2 56 SUAVE'S FINEST (6017)
-TIM THE ENCHANTER 30458 5 6 54 MONTY'S ARMY (4993)
PUSTULE 3419 8 2 52 LESION 6 (462)
FORD 4150 2 4 51 DECEIVERZ (574)
-ASSI 53190 6 4 50 STANT (8973)
TATANKA 14626 5 2 1 48 FIRES OF HEAVEN 2 I (2182)
TYRANT 3864 5 3 48 DARKMOON GUILD (534)
HAYSEED X-V 6118 6 5 47 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)
-EYES 53200 4 5 1 46 FACE (8975)
BABY DOLL 47375 4 0 46 THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)
ELVIS IS ALIVE 3760 1 2 46 I BELIEVE (519)
WARFLAIL 20685 3 3 1 45 THINGS THAT SUCK (3248)
DVI 4165 3 4 44 TRV-310 (577)
-TUG BOAT TALON 32694 5 3 1 42 AN ARCANE SEA (5086)
CYAN 42183 4 6 42 SAPHIRE DREAM (7052)
DR. KNOW 15402 4 2 42 NARD CORE (2310)
-WEST 49988 3 1 42 4 LETTER DIRECTIONS (8403)
-BLOODY MARY 49304 6 3 39 DRINKS! (7871)
DARKONFYRE 3768 5 4 37 THE ORACLE (520)
-ASH 53242 4 6 37 TREES (8983)
-ZEN JOINT 49835 2 7 35 LAZY 26 (8372)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHARLES MCGIAHA 55902 5 4 33 MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)
-EAST 53804 5 7 33 DIRECTION (9087)
GRUNT 60 48881 2 2 1 32 MEDAL OF HONOR C9 (8223)
8TH ATTEMPT 11378 4 0 1 31 BELOW PAR (1651)
-ENIAN 53796 3 4 31 WATER (9086)
-MASSACRE 40239 3 0 1 30 THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)
-BULVI 17301 3 1 30 I AM SUCK (1359)
SHADE 13273 3 0 30 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)
BLOODY SUN 47339 3 1 2 28 THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)
DAWN 22738 2 1 28 DARK THUGS (2876)
3 WIT 21005 3 0 1 27 GIMMICK (3298)
-*RJ 41763 3 1 26 THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973)
$136.29 3854 2 0 25 BAR TAB (532)
-ELVIS PRESLEY 35555 2 4 24 BORN 2 ROLL (5857)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LIMY LOON 49904 2 1 2 23 LAZY 14 (8386)
-APOCOLYPSE 47384 2 0 22 THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)
BURNING 47320 3 0 21 THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)
*KARINA 41749 3 0 21 THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971)
BODY SHOT 47332 2 1 1 20 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)
VOX 29424 2 1 19 THIRSTY THUGS 0404 (4802)
-THE GREEK 55554 1 1 1 19 THE WIRE III (9398)
-STRINGER BELL 55562 2 0 18 THE WIRE VII (9403)
216.200.28.65 5959 1 2 1 18 IP (830)
BEERSICLE 47357 2 0 17 THIRSTY THUGS 718 (7959)
-ATLANTIC SUN 47377 0 3 17 THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)
-LEGS 55539 0 3 17 4-LETTER APPENDAGES (9390)
-NOX 41764 2 1 16 THIRSTY THUGS 606 (6974)
-PERFECT STORM 32838 1 5 16 AN ARCANE SEA (5086)
CLETO RODRIGUEZ 55386 1 0 16 MEDAL OF HONOR G7 (9359)
KENNETH BAILEY 41539 2 3 15 MEDAL OF HONOR III (6934)
SANDY 2473 2 0 14 CENSORED (356)
REZLIN 3867 2 0 1 13 CONTAGION (535)
-GUTTMANN 56397 1 0 1 11 THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944)
-C 32796 1 0 11 12/19/04Q (5414)
WONT TURN ON 13812 1 0 10 DEAD BATTERY (2045)
ANTHONY CASAMENTO 41648 0 1 7 MEDAL OF HONOR 31 (6956)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SEGAM 3723 1 1 4 R AND D (512)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB 0 0 0 REZLIN 3867 356 NONE
FRATSFA SLAVE 0 0 0 CALANDRA 15550 356 NONE
OSKSI NOBLE 0 0 0 BLOODY SUN 47339 356 NONE
PERSISTANT BEGGA 0 0 0 BODY SHOT 47332 356 NONE
NO GO 5365 0 1 0 A UNIT XVII 587 DARK CHAMPION 356 NONE
NOTEVEN 4378 0 1 0 A UNIT XVII 587 BLACK ORC 356 NONE
P.S. 20792 0 1 0 A UNIT XVII 587 ARENAMASTER 356 NONE
CUTLASS 53218 5 4 0 BLADES 8978 SAKE 29098 353
LITTLE DAMAGE 20712 2 4 0 THINGS THAT SUC 3253 BILL WEEVIL 50777 352 NOT REVENGED
EBOLA 40234 0 1 0 THIRSTY THUGS 0 6705 EMBEZZLING SCRIB 356 NONE
YOULI 41767 0 1 0 THIRSTY THUGS 6 6974 VENEMOUS CONCUBI 356 NONE
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
P.S. was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
NO GO was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
NOTEVEN was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BELLE viciously subdued RED MONICA in a popular 4 minute master's Challenge brawl.
DOUBLE TROUBLE demolished CRUISER ION in a 1 minute Challenge Title competition.
CYAN vanquished VOX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BROCK overpowered PIZNAUL JIZNOKE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MONTY BURNS was handily defeated by TOY HORSEY in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BE THE GUY won victory over M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute duel.
FATHER overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MR SOUZA overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MARUCS ALLEN handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MADDEN demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
RUNE ESSENCE handily defeated DARKONFYRE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
PUSTULE viciously subdued GRUNT 60 in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
WARFLAIL overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PRAY devastated CAPTURED ORC in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
CALANDRA butchered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
TYRANT overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DR. KNOW was savagely defeated by HAYSEED X-V in a popular 3 minute bloody match.
TATANKA viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute gory contest.
CHARLES MCGIAHA was overpowered by ELVIS IS ALIVE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DVI viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 2 minute bloody duel.
FORD overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
8TH ATTEMPT assassinated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BABY DOLL overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
*KARINA overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven match.
216.200.28.65 executed OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SHADE overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
$136.29 overcame KENNETH BAILEY in a 2 minute duel.
3 WIT overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DAWN vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BURNING beat OSKSI NOBLE in a popular 1 minute match.
BODY SHOT assassinated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BLOODY SUN executed OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BEERSICLE devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SANDY bested PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute novice's battle.
SEGAM was bested by CLETO RODRIGUEZ in a 2 minute beginner's bout.
REZLIN slew EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's match.
ANTHONY CASAMENTO was handily defeated by WONT TURN ON in a 1 minute uneven match.
EBOLA was executed by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
YOULI was killed by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 12 SLASHING ATTACK 44 - 16 - 4 73 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 11 LUNGING ATTACK 70 - 33 - 1 68 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 WALL OF STEEL 34 - 20 - 2 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 9 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 8 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 3 - 1 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 43 - 39 - 5 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 54 - 51 - 3 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 356 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 5 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 3 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 8 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 5
AIMED BLOW 4 - 4
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK DOUBLE TROUBLE -24741 11 3 1 102 DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809)
WALL OF STEEL BELLE -9174 14 7 0 93 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)
LUNGING ATTACK TOY HORSEY -20523 9 3 0 83 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
SLASHING ATTACK MARUCS ALLEN 13213 6 2 0 64 1983 RAIDERS (1927)
AIMED BLOW PRAY 13131 4 1 0 56 WAY TOO MUCH BEER 4 (1918)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DOUBLE TROUBLE -24741. The most popular warrior
this turn was BELLE -9174. The ten other most popular fighters were RED MONICA
28272, PUSTULE 3419, DR. KNOW 15402, DVI 4165, HAYSEED X-V 6118, TATANKA 14626, ELVIS
IS ALIVE 3760, BURNING -18216, BE THE GUY -26848, and $136.29 3854.
The least popular fighter this week was EBOLA -25302. The other ten least popular
fighters were ANTHONY CASAMENTO -23888, CHARLES MCGIAHA -9634, GRUNT 60 -16655, MONTY
BURNS -9731, VOX 29424, NOTEVEN 4378, NO GO 5365, P.S. 20792, YOULI -23769, and
REZLIN 3867.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
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