DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/14/2017    Duedate: 09/27/2017

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 241

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LAST WISH
PUB CRAWLERS 32 (9291)
(84-53933) [12-2-2,180]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LAST WISH                      JOPUST SHIRT
PUB CRAWLERS 32 (9291)         SPRING! XIV (9731)
(84-53933) [12-2-2,180]        (84-56266) [6-1-1,90]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT           DESERT STORM
STATIC SANITY (7606)           CODE NAMES (4969)
(84-43800) [21-12-0,117]       (84-27983) [7-3-0,62]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE DONALD (9408)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE DONALD (9408)             58 
2. 071709AK (1799)               47    PUB CRAWLERS 32 (9291)
3. 012112AS (5094)               30    Unchartered Team
4. UNGENTLE BENS (9411)          29 
5. SPRING! XIV (9731)            21    SPRING! XIV (9731)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SAD SPRING XIII (9663)     5   0  1 100.   1/ 9 THE DONALD (9408)         7  2 0
 2- 3*CHICAGO BOUND 12 (9450)    2   0  0 100.   2/ 2 GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  5  1 0
 3- 4*MAILIN 11 (8574)           2   0  0 100.   3- 1 ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    4  3 0
 4- 5*4 LETTER PORN (9155)       1   0  0 100.   4/16 BODY BY OTTO (9409)       4  3 0
 5- 6*OCT 14G2 (8518)            1   0  0 100.   5/19 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      4  3 0
 6/ 0 PUB CRAWLERS 32 (9291)    12   2  2 85.7   6/ 5 FELLAS 26 (8559)          3  0 1
 7/ 7*SPRING! XIV (9731)         6   1  1 85.7   7/ 6*SPRING! XIV (9731)        3  0 0
 8- 8*NAMED BY MARK (6435)       4   1  1 80.0   8/ 7 HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703) 3  0 0
 9/11 SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     10   3  0 76.9   9/ 8 STATIC SANITY (7606)      3  0 0
10-10 SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8269)  9   3  0 75.0  10-14*CHICAGO BOUND 12 (9450)   2  0 0
11-12*THE GOVERNMENT (8721)      3   1  0 75.0  11-15*THE GOVERNMENT (8721)     2  0 0
12/ 2*CONS II (8155)             3   1  0 75.0  12/39*SUPERIOR FORCES 1E (9260) 2  0 0
13-13*BEST GUESS (6457)          3   1  0 75.0  13/ 0 ARREST ASSURED (9413)     2  0 0
14/ 0*011312R (4936)             5   2  0 71.4  14-18*MAILIN 11 (8574)          2  0 0
15/14 WC ALLSTARS (5444)        22   9  0 71.0  15/33 SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     2  0 0
16/17 TOURNEY TIME 26 (8495)     7   3  0 70.0  16/40 PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     2  1 0
17/ 0 CODE NAMES (4969)          7   3  0 70.0  17/41 PADDED WALLS (8452)       2  1 0
18/16 SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8272)  9   4  1 69.2  18/21 TOURNEY TIME 26 (8495)    2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-15 TODAY TOO (4626)          10   5  1 66.7  19/22 WC ALLSTARS (5444)        2  1 0
20/ 0*012112AS (5094)            6   3  0 66.7  20-11 STANKONIA (7881)          2  2 0
21-19*MY FAVORITE THINGS (7319)  2   1  0 66.7  21/47 DUEL HACKS (8733)         2  3 0
22/ 0*071709 AC (1791)           5   3  0 62.5  22/ 3 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    2  4 0
23/ 0*071709AK (1799)            5   3  0 62.5  23/12 STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)   2  4 0
24-23 THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551) 10   7  2 58.8  24-23*NAMED BY MARK (6435)      1  0 1
25/22 BLIND MELON (7877)        69  49  3 58.5  25-36 HOME BREWS (5449)         1  0 1
26/18*CONS III (8154)            4   3  0 57.1  26-13*SAD SPRING XIII (9663)    1  0 0
27/25 STATIC SANITY (7606)      21  16  0 56.8  27-25*THIRSTY THUGS 1441 (8825) 1  0 0
28/24 SOME OLD B (8453)         38  31  3 55.1  28-26*4 LETTER PORN (9155)      1  0 0
29-27*CUT IN RHYME (9249)       10   9  0 52.6  29/ 0 PUB CRAWLERS 32 (9291)    1  0 0
30-29 STANKONIA (7881)          37  37  4 50.0  30/29 SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8272) 1  0 0
31/30 GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  24  24  1 50.0  31-31*OCT 14G2 (8518)           1  0 0
32/ 0 SKY HIGH (3465)           10  10  1 50.0  32/ 0*011312R (4936)            1  0 0
33/37 HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703)  8   8  0 50.0  33-34*SPRINGTIME VII (9617)     1  1 1
34-31*SPRINGTIME VII (9617)      2   2  1 50.0  34-35*SPRINGTIME XXX (9640)     1  1 1
35/56*SUPERIOR FORCES 1E (9260)  2   2  0 50.0  35-37 THIRSTY THUGS 1466 (8835) 1  1 0
36-33*SPRINGTIME XXX (9640)      1   1  1 50.0  36-38*CUT IN RHYME (9249)       1  1 0
37-34*MAILIN 3 (8566)            1   1  0 50.0  37/27 BLIND MELON (7877)        1  1 0
38-35*VERBS II (5646)            1   1  0 50.0  38/17*CONS II (8155)            1  1 0
39/ 0*VISION QUEST 18 (3450)     1   1  0 50.0  39-49 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 1  1 0
40/39 PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     18  20  5 47.4  40-44*MAILIN 3 (8566)           1  1 0
41/41 FELLAS 26 (8559)           8   9  2 47.1  41/58 THE MENTORS 3 (7213)      1  1 0
42/36 CROOKED RAIN (5155)       28  32  1 46.7  42-45*MY FAVORITE THINGS (7319) 1  1 0
43/42 THE DONALD (9408)         28  33  1 45.9  43-46*BEST GUESS (6457)         1  1 0
44/47 MAILIN TIME (8564)         5   6  1 45.5  44/50 MAILIN TIME (8564)        1  2 1
45/38 FEAR FACTORY 19 (8241)    12  15  1 44.4  45/10 FEAR FACTORY 19 (8241)    1  2 0
46/40 BODY BY OTTO (9409)       25  32  5 43.9  46/20 SOME OLD B (8453)         1  2 0
47-43*THIRSTY THUGS 1441 (8825)  3   4  0 42.9  47/48 GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    1  2 0
48/44 GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    34  49  4 41.0  48/51 CROOKED RAIN (5155)       1  2 0
49-46 WISE GUYS (2207)          13  19  0 40.6  49/52 SOUP FORCES 2 (3724)      1  2 0
50-48*OLDER (2725)               2   3  0 40.0  50/57 WOS ADU (3584)            1  2 0
51/45 SOUP FORCES 2 (3724)       9  14  0 39.1  51/ 0*071709AK (1799)           1  2 0
52-51 HOME BREWS (5449)         10  16  2 38.5  52/ 0*012112AS (5094)           1  3 0
53/50 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    31  50  1 38.3  53/ 4 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      1  7 0
54/52 DUEL HACKS (8733)         27  44  3 38.0  54-55 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   0  4 0
55-54 THIRSTY THUGS 1466 (8835)  5   9  0 35.7  55/ 0*071709 AC (1791)          0  3 0
56-55 ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    21  38  0 35.6  56/62*CONS III (8154)           0  2 0
57/ 0 ARREST ASSURED (9413)     10  19  1 34.5  57-42 FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    0  1 0
58/61 WOS ADU (3584)             6  12  0 33.3  58-43 SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8269) 0  1 0
59/59 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      20  42  2 32.3  59-64 THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551) 0  1 0
60-58 FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    24  53  0 31.2  60-59*QUEEZY (6866)             0  1 0
61/57 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      24  55  2 30.4  61-65 FEARSOME FIVE (6652)      0  1 0
62/63 THE MENTORS 3 (7213)       7  17  0 29.2  62-66*VERBS II (5646)           0  1 0
63/60 STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)   11  27  0 28.9  63-67 TODAY TOO (4626)          0  1 0
64-64 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   16  47  1 25.4  64/ 0 CODE NAMES (4969)         0  1 0
65-65*QUEEZY (6866)              1   3  0 25.0  65/ 0*VISION QUEST 18 (3450)    0  1 0
66-66 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 15  52  0 22.4  66/ 0 SKY HIGH (3465)           0  1 0
67-67 FEARSOME FIVE (6652)       6  21  0 22.2  67-70*OLDER (2725)              0  1 0
68/68 PADDED WALLS (8452)        4  14  0 22.2  68-54 WISE GUYS (2207)          0  1 0
69/ 0*GHOUL SCHOOL (1624)        0   1  0  0.0  69/ 0*GHOUL SCHOOL (1624)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  We now have a new top team for all of you guys 
to dogpile on.  THE DONALD now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it. 
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is BODY 
BY OTTO, who swept up 12 places in the ranks.  Take a look at UNGENTLE BENS' act, as 
they have a 2-2-0 week and gain 14 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is SUPERIOR FORCES 1E1, who 
swept up 27 places in the ranks.  Take a look at SEMI-WORTHLESS' act, as they have a 
1-0-0 week and gain 18 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf 
of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is PASTA LA VISTA, who swept up 24 places 
in the ranks.  Take a look at PADDED WALLS' act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 
24 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is DUEL HACKS, who swept up 26 places in the ranks.  
Suffering under a 0-2-0 record and dropping from 3rd to 22nd place were the FEAR 
FACTORY 15.  Keep trying!  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out BLACKSTONE!  
STUCK IN THE MUD may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 
23rd spot.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to CONS II, which fell to 
38th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Take a look at THE 
MENTORS 3's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 17 places in the team ranking.  
What goes up, must come down.  Watch out BLACKSTONE!  FEAR FACTORY 19 may fall on you 
as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 45th spot.  Suffering under a 
0-1-0 record and dropping from 20th to 46th place were the SOME OLD B.  Keep trying!  
A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to SUHT YOURSELF, which fell to 53rd, 
it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  It looks like the guys(?) at 
THE DONALD had a good week as they went 4-1-0 to put them in 1st place.  I guess 
steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch out for BEN WHITECLIFFS, who flew up 23 points 
in the rankings after mashing HOON like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya 
know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  HOON was bested by BEN 
WHITECLIFFS and drops 16 points.  It's a proud day for the PUB CRAWLERS 32 stable, as 
their warrior, LAST WISH, ascended the Duelmaster's throne.  An apple a day keeps the 
doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad SOUP  FORCES 2?  Big bad SOUP 
FORCES 2.  Big bad SOUP FORCES 2.  BLACKSTONE's afraid of the big bad SOUP FORCES 2.  
Tra la la la la!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause 
SEMI-WORTHLESS beats feet every time SOUP FORCES 2 smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  
Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, DAXIL would be president.  Although it 
may be a contest he doesn't want to win.  Can any one out there say 'weasel'?  Oh 
well, just saying ANGEL HAIR will do.  She challenged 16 points down to trash EGG 
RAID.  Definition of petty:  ANGEL HAIR overcame EGG RAID, a mismatch of 16 points.  
Challenging down 18 points was EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT.  Pretty soon he'll be using two 
shields and selling 'T.P.:  The only way to clean up' pins.  Definition of petty:  
EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT won victory over SUH SHE, a mismatch of 18 points.  In a 
touching display by a 'touched' warrior, TROPHY WIFE went after KING OF FOOLS, who 
was higher by 25 points.  Well, when the dust settled, TROPHY WIFE won victory over 
KING OF FOOLS.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Well, the arena is no place for 
slow learners (and hopefully T.P.s) and DIZZYING SPIGOT demonstrated that very 
violently on THE SHIP's body.  Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper 
time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, there's the manager of the BLACKSTONE giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAST WISH 53933              12   2  2 180         PUB CRAWLERS 32 (9291)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANGEL HAIR 54540             10   5  1 123         PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     
 EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT 43800   21  12  0 117         STATIC SANITY (7606)      
 ALPHA KLAUS 51866            13   6  0 117         GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  
 ANDANO 47841                  7   2  1 111         SUPERIOR FORCES 700 (8272)
 LOC 57111                    11   2  0 108         WC ALLSTARS (5444)        
-GASOLINE DREAMS 45458        19  15  1  95         STANKONIA (7881)          
 STEADY DECLINE 47675         10   4  1  95         FEAR FACTORY 19 (8241)    
 SUH SHE 54515                10  15  0  93         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COTTONS 54525                10   5  1  92         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHAMPION 26012               10   5  1  90         TODAY TOO (4626)          
 JOPUST SHIRT 56266            6   1  1  90         SPRING! XIV (9731)        
 EGG RAID 49227               15  11  0  87         SOME OLD B (8453)         
 GENTLE JOGGER 49537           7   3  0  87         TOURNEY TIME 26 (8495)    
-ROCKET POWER 51330           11   6  0  81         ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    
 SCUMFIST 50844               12  18  0  79         DUEL HACKS (8733)         
 METALLIC GUZZLER 28726        6   0  0  78         012112AS (5094)           
 CUT YOUR HAIR 29109          14  16  0  77         CROOKED RAIN (5155)       
 DENALI 19523                 10  10  1  77         SKY HIGH (3465)           
 AFFLECK 54534                 7   9  0  76         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
-LOTUS MICHELLE 47828          9   3  0  72         SUPERIOR FORCES 700 (8269)
 FORCED SUBTEXT 27798          5   2  0  71         011312R (4936)            
 BONDS 30305                  10   2  0  69         SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     
 ROMPER FLOAT 56128            8   8  0  69         HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703) 
 JELLYFISH HUSSY 49856         8   9  2  68         FELLAS 26 (8559)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIZZYING SPIGOT 49882         5   6  1  65         MAILIN TIME (8564)        
-LEGS LEANY 12469             11   5  0  62         WISE GUYS (2207)          
 DESERT STORM 27983            7   3  0  62         CODE NAMES (4969)         
 KING OF FOOLS 50766           7   9  0  62         FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    
-TURLTE TRILL 55928            5   0  1  62         SAD SPRING XIII (9663)    
 DAXIL 20124                   6  12  0  60         WOS ADU (3584)            
 LOTTO 54527                   9   5  3  59         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
 FIREWING PHOENIX 57164        5   3  0  59         FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    
 JASMINE SAGE 9903             3   1  0  58         071709AK (1799)           
-STOAT STOUT 56991             6   7  2  57         HOME BREWS (5449)         
 FUGUE STATE 49223             4  10  0  57         PADDED WALLS (8452)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TREY 41446                    6   8  0  56         THE MENTORS 3 (7213)      
-POSTAL POLICE 51460           5   9  0  56         THIRSTY THUGS 1466 (8835) 
 ALSO 44 50842                 9  20  1  55         DUEL HACKS (8733)         
 TROPHY WIFE 54521             4   8  0  55         THE DONALD (9408)         
-USELESS 50780                 3   1  0  55         THE GOVERNMENT (8721)     
-POPEYE 36926                  3   1  0  55         BEST GUESS (6457)         
 BORSCHT 20918                 9  14  0  53         SOUP FORCES 2 (3724)      
 SOLICITATION 54546            6   4  1  53         ARREST ASSURED (9413)     
 GIG 54537                     6  13  0  52         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
 PUG 47175                     4   3  0  51         CONS III (8154)           
-FAT OLD SUN 56360             7  13  1  49         PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   
 LINEAR BUTTON 9867            4   1  0  49         071709 AC (1791)          
-WHELP DROPOUT 51408           3   4  0  49         THIRSTY THUGS 1441 (8825) 
-RAYMUNDO 56930                2   1  0  49         ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    
 QUALITY 56362                 6   8  0  48         THE DONALD (9408)         
 GLAZE 47182                   3   1  0  46         CONS II (8155)            
 THAT DARF TOO 53774           2   2  0  44         SUPERIOR FORCES 1E1 (9260)
 POORLY SUHTED 56436           3  12  0  41         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
 THE PIT 42599                 6   6  0  37         STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)   
-TSUHNAMI 56852                4   9  1  36         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
-INSLUMNATIONAL 45452          7   5  1  35         STANKONIA (7881)          
 UNACQUAINTED WINK 57014       4   0  0  35         ARREST ASSURED (9413)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FONTAINEBLEAU 51329           5   5  0  31         ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    
-BUDGET TENOR 49934            2   0  0  30         MAILIN 11 (8574)          
-VOMIT 39348                   1   3  0  30         QUEEZY (6866)             
 BENNIFER 57012                3   5  1  28         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
-BUTTON CRIME 53721            3   2  0  27         CUT IN RHYME (9249)       
-HOW PILE 43378                2   5  0  27         THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551) 

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TIME 57052                    3   5  0  26         PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-URGE OVERKILL 54737           2   0  0  23         CHICAGO BOUND 12 (9450)   
 BIMBO MEGYN 57129             2   0  0  23         THE DONALD (9408)         
-DON'T ASSUHM 57015            2   3  0  22         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
 REPOSADO 57226                3   1  1  21         GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  
-JAVA EXPLOITS 42113           2   1  0  21         MY FAVORITE THINGS2 (7319)
-PIE GUY 36811                 1   0  1  21         NAMED BY MARK (6435)      
-AMBLER MOB 55810              1   1  1  19         SPRINGTIME XXX (9640)     
 FIREFOX 19433                 1   1  0  18         VISION QUEST 18 (3450)    
-LOPE 32125                    1   1  0  18         VERBS II (5646)           
 GRAB 'EM BY THE 57205         2   0  0  17         THE DONALD (9408)         
-ABUSIVE MATING 55697          1   1  1  17         SPRINGTIME VII (9617)     
-GUTTIN TIME 53717             2   3  0  15         CUT IN RHYME (9249)       
-OHHH 53141                    1   0  0  15         4 LETTER PORN (9155)      
-WART HANKY 49651              1   0  0  13         OCT 14G2 (8518)           
-RAMAN 57043                   2   1  2   9         PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     
-GOLD PROBLEM 49890            1   1  0   8         MAILIN 3 (8566)           
 HOON 45416                    2   1  0   7         BLIND MELON (7877)        
-FROM 707 56980                1   3  0   6         ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    
-SMUGGLER 38014                1   1  0   4         FEARSOME FIVE (6652)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
A 28725                 0  1 0 012112AS 5094        DARK CHAMPION         241  NONE
C 28728                 0  1 0 012112AS 5094        STONE GOLEM           241  NONE
D 28729                 0  1 0 012112AS 5094        BLACK ORC             241  NONE
A 9865                  0  1 0 071709 AC 1791       HIGH ELF              241  NONE
GODLIKE ASSAYER 9863    0  1 0 071709 AC 1791       DARK CHAMPION         241  NONE
A 9907                  0  1 0 071709AK 1799        ARENAMASTER           241  NONE
B 9906                  0  1 0 071709AK 1799        ARENAMASTER           241  NONE
BLOTTO 57133            0  1 0 BODY BY OTTO 9409    SPYMASTER             241  NONE
COTTONMOUTH 57132       0  1 0 BODY BY OTTO 9409    WURM KIN              241  NONE
SERPENT'S GIFT 57176    0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 20 8240 REPOSADO 57226        238   
PROFLIGATE 57105        7  8 0 FEAR FACTORY 21 8245 STOAT STOUT 56991     239   
ROTTEN CORPSE 8966      0  1 0 GHOUL SCHOOL 1624    BLACK ORC             241  NONE
BOTOX 15423             2  3 0 OLDER 2725           JELLYFISH HUSSY 49856 239   
THE SHIP 30959          5 13 0 STUCK IN THE MU 5452 DIZZYING SPIGOT 49882 241   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ROTTEN CORPSE was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
GODLIKE ASSAYER was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
A was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
BLOTTO was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
COTTONMOUTH was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
D was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
C was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
B was executed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
A was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
A was easily killed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
ANGEL HAIR vanquished EGG RAID in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
COTTONS was overpowered by ALPHA KLAUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT defeated SUH SHE in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
BONDS beat FIREWING PHOENIX in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
GLAZE was subdued by DAXIL in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PUG was overcome by ROMPER FLOAT in a 2 minute brutal veteran's Challenge contest.
TROPHY WIFE bested KING OF FOOLS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody Challenge bout.
QUALITY was defeated by JELLYFISH HUSSY in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
STEADY DECLINE slimly lost to LOC in a 2 minute brutal expert's duel.
ANDANO devastated AFFLECK in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LAST WISH savagely defeated SCUMFIST in a exciting 2 minute veteran's Title bout.
GENTLE JOGGER savagely defeated CUT YOUR HAIR in a 2 minute bloody master's fight.
BLOODBATH & BEYOND was bested by METALLIC GUZZLER in a 3 minute veteran's bout.
DENALI was demolished by JOPUST SHIRT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DESERT STORM was unbelievably bested by FORCED SUBTEXT in a 4 minute master's fray.
BORSCHT was defeated by LOTTO in a 1 minute expert's fight.
THE SHIP was executed by DIZZYING SPIGOT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
THE PIT was overpowered by JASMINE SAGE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
TREY savagely defeated BENNIFER in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
FUGUE STATE overpowered POORLY SUHTED in a 2 minute uneven competition.
LINEAR BUTTON was beaten by ALSO 44 in a action packed 5 minute veteran's fight.
SOLICITATION overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GIG overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
REPOSADO was overpowered by THAT DARF TOO in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
UNACQUAINTED WINK bested FIREFOX in a 2 minute gory duel.
HOON was devastated by BEN WHITECLIFFS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
COTTONTAIL bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute beginner's bout.
BIMBO MEGYN overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GRAB 'EM BY THE handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
THESE HANDS overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      20         STRIKING ATTACK   91 -  48 - 10      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   6 -  1      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         AIMED BLOW       111 -  92 -  5      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  17 -  3      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         LUNGING ATTACK    59 -  54 -  2      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     23 -  29 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       18 -  29 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  22 -  0      24  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -  19 -  0      14  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   7 -  0       0  |

Turn 241 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  7         5  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         5  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW        10 - 10     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  4     
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  5     
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  LAST WISH -11603           12   2  2  180 PUB CRAWLERS 32 (9291)
AIMED BLOW       ANGEL HAIR -10996          10   5  1  123 PASTA LA VISTA (9412)
WALL OF STEEL    EGG RAID -16309            15  11  0   87 SOME OLD B (8453)
TOTAL PARRY      METALLIC GUZZLER 28726      6   0  0   78 012112AS (5094)
LUNGING ATTACK   FIREWING PHOENIX -8372      5   3  0   59 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT -21736.  The most popular 
warrior this turn was DESERT STORM 27983.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT -21736, LAST WISH -11603, ALSO 44 -14694, SUH SHE -11021, LOC 
-8425, GENTLE JOGGER -15999, UNACQUAINTED WINK -8522, PUG -18361, ROMPER FLOAT -9408, 
and TROPHY WIFE -11015.

The least popular fighter this week was LINEAR BUTTON 9867.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HOON -20120, REPOSADO -8310, BENNIFER -8524, THE SHIP 30959, 
DENALI 19523, CUT YOUR HAIR 29109, AFFLECK -11002, COTTONS -11011, EGG RAID -16309, 
and A 9907.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LAST WISH (84--11603) PUB CRAWLERS 32