DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/19/2015    Duedate: 03/04/2015

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 177

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HOLLOW MAN
DIGNITY (5773)
(84-32919) [10-2-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HOLLOW MAN                     XXX
DIGNITY (5773)                 BAD NEWS (7518)
(84-32919) [10-2-0,116]        (84-43214) [7-2-0,73]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

MY DYING BED                   LITTLE DOCTOR
TIME OF DYIN' (5765)           OTTODROME 132 (7170)
(84-32882) [9-16-1,92]         (84-41152) [1-0-0,15]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEAD WORLD (7602)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CLASH RADIO (5410)            44 
2. COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)        38 STORMY'S TROOPERS A1 (7510)
3. THE STONES (4459)             36    Unchartered Team
4. SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY (5885)   35 
5. GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)      30    BEERSERKER (7320)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 5*BEERSERKER (7320)          6   0  0 100.   1/ 2 DEAD WORLD (7602)         5  1 0
 2- 1*APRIL MAIL-IN 14A (7641)   6   0  0 100.   2/18 CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       4  0 1
 3- 2*REGULAR SHOW 2 (6329)      6   0  0 100.   3/14 WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      4  0 0
 4- 3*BLACK COLOSSUS IX (8481)   5   0  0 100.   4/20*RANDOM FODDER 2 (8899)    3  0 0
 5/ 0*TEMPE ON A PLANE 1 (4860)  4   0  0 100.   5/ 5*SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)   3  0 0
 6/ 0*ORLANDO BOUND VI (2679)    3   0  0 100.   6/24 THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235) 3  0 0
 7/ 0*TEMPE 2014C (7380)         2   0  1 100.   7/ 6*STORMYS TROOPERS B (8197) 3  1 0
 8/25*SATAN'S WORKSHOP (8760)    2   0  0 100.   8/11*BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)   3  1 0
 9/26*THIRSTY THUGS 1443 (8827)  2   0  0 100.   9/12*80S MOVIES (8020)         3  1 0
10/24*SICK DAY 24 (9346)         2   0  0 100.  10/16 GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903)      3  1 0
11/ 0*SAYS GRIMM (7139)          2   0  0 100.  11/ 1 WILD THINGS (6974)        3  6 0
12/33*PUB CRAWLERS 5 (7672)      2   0  0 100.  33/133*JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)      2  0 1
13-17*THINGS I HATE 3 (6041)     2   0  0 100.  13/83*THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551) 2  0 1
14/39*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3697)  2   0  0 100.  14/39*BLOOD IN, BLOOD OU (7326) 2  0 1
15/ 0*THE BIG BLEED (8732)       1   0  1 100.  15/89*THIRSTY THUGS 1355 (6837) 2  0 1
16-20*BLACK COLOSSUS 1A (8047)   1   0  1 100.  16/41*SICK DAY 24 (9346)        2  0 0
17/ 0*OBELISK 011 (8148)         1   0  1 100.  17/43*SATAN'S WORKSHOP (8760)   2  0 0
18-22*THIRSTY THUGS 1419 (8200)  1   0  1 100.  18/44*THIRSTY THUGS 1443 (8827) 2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*PHXFUN36 (9390)            1   0  0 100.  31/131*SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)     2  0 0
20/ 0*RECORDS (8734)             1   0  0 100.  20/54*LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)   2  0 0
21-27*THIRSTY THUGS 1460 (8841)  1   0  0 100.  25/125*SOME OLD B (8453)         2  0 0
22-28*THIRSTY THUGS 1453 (8848)  1   0  0 100.  22- 4*MASS PAIN (8442)          2  0 0
23/ 0*BLACK COLOSSUS 3B (8883)   1   0  0 100.  23/ 0*GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  2  0 0
24-29*SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)    1   0  0 100.  24/82 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (7510) 2  0 0
25/ 0*SICK DAY 13 (9335)         1   0  0 100.  25/ 0*OTTODROME 132 (7170)      2  0 0
26/ 0*PHXFUN 17 (9371)           1   0  0 100.  26- 9 TURKEY DAY TERROR (7173)  2  0 0
27/ 0*PHXFUN18 (9372)            1   0  0 100.  27/77 LA LOCAL 305 (7297)       2  0 0
28/ 0*PHXFUN46 (9400)            1   0  0 100.  28/72*BEERSERKER (7320)         2  0 0
29/ 0*PHXFUN43 (9397)            1   0  0 100.  29- 8*APRIL MAIL-IN 14A (7641)  2  0 0
30/ 0*COVERING GROUND (8446)     1   0  0 100.  30/73*PUB CRAWLERS 5 (7672)     2  0 0
31-31*UNLIKELY HERO SPAC (7971)  1   0  0 100.  31/86 GEMMELL (6106)            2  0 0
32-32*ABSURD HEROES IX (8367)    1   0  0 100.  32/ 0*PRETTY DEADLY (6719)      2  0 0
33-34*COOL WORDS (7582)          1   0  0 100.  33-15*BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822)    2  0 0
34-35*I GOTTA HAVE... (6769)     1   0  0 100.  34/99*SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     2  0 0
35-36*KHOR'S GUARD XV (5340)     1   0  0 100.  35/ 0*UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394) 2  0 0
36-40*AT THE ZOO 4 (4292)        1   0  0 100.  45/145*CODE NAMES 34 (5934)      2  0 0
37-41 FISHY FISHY FISH (9211)   12   1  1 92.3  02/102 DIGNITY (5773)            2  0 0
38/42 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (7510)  9   1  0 90.0  38/17 PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 2  0 0
39/44*SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)    6   1  0 85.7  15/115*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3697) 2  0 0
40/ 0 TEMPE II V (5806)         11   2  0 84.6  48/148*ERROR (4180)              2  0 0
41/48*JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)       5   1  1 83.3  41/ 0*INTERNATIONAL DRIV (7165) 2  1 0
42/49*DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)        5   1  0 83.3  40/140 TEAM RANDOM 16 (6548)     2  1 0
43/ 9*STORMYS TROOPERS B (8197)  4   1  0 80.0  43/26 TIME OF DYIN' (5765)      2  1 0
44/51 THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235) 11   3  1 78.6  44-10 NEVERMIND (4449)          2  1 0
45/ 0*BAD NEWS (7518)            7   2  0 77.8  59/159 IDIOCRACY (4683)          2  1 0
46-52 WORTH LITTLE (5653)       10   3  0 76.9  60/260 N.W.A. (4830)             2  1 0
47-53 TURKEY DAY TERROR (7173)   9   3  0 75.0  47/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  2  1 0
48-54*MEDAL OF HONOR J6 (720)    6   2  0 75.0  48/27 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   2  1 0
49/ 8*105TH DIRE LANCERS (7230)  3   1  1 75.0  49/ 0*SEEMS LIKE YESTERD (5885) 2  2 1
50/75*LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)    3   1  0 75.0  50/ 7*REVIEW 2 (8408)           2  2 0
51/72*THIRSTY THUGS 1418 (8221)  3   1  0 75.0  38/138*ASPIRATIONAL (7629)       2  2 0
52-56*MASS PAIN (8442)           3   1  0 75.0  52/ 0*CLASH RADIO (5410)        2  2 0
53/47*80S MOVIES (8020)          5   2  0 71.4  53/25 BIRDEMIC (5439)           2  2 0
54/ 0*PRETTY DEADLY (6719)       5   2  0 71.4  54-32*BULTACOS (7462)           2  3 0
55/60 DIGNITY (5773)            24  10  3 70.6  63/163*FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    2  3 0
56/62 011411L (3847)            12   5  1 70.6  56/156 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       2  3 0
57/65 THIRSTY THUGS 1324 (6219)  7   3  0 70.0  57/ 0 BEING THERE (5172)        2  3 0
58-61 BUBBA'S DINER (6183)      20   9  2 69.0  66/166 WILD STYLE (5442)         2  3 0
59/83*CODE NAMES 34 (5934)       6   3  0 66.7  59/ 0*THE STONES (4459)         2  3 0
60-67*FORGOTTEN HEROES (7024)    4   2  0 66.7  60/33 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)    2  4 0
61/ 0*TEMPE 2014AA (7405)        4   2  0 66.7  61/ 3 VANITY (5432)             2  5 0
62/90*THIRSTY THUGS 1404 (7552)  4   2  0 66.7  62/35*WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)    2  7 1
63/15*THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216)  2   1  0 66.7  71/171*ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    2  9 0
64/ 0*NAMED BY MARK XXII (7743)  2   1  0 66.7  64/ 0*THE BIG BLEED (8732)      1  0 1
65-76*107TH DIRE LANCERS (7232)  2   1  0 66.7  65-36*BLACK COLOSSUS 1A (8047)  1  0 1
66/ 0*ARMED & FILTHY (6716)      2   1  0 66.7  66/ 0*OBELISK 011 (8148)        1  0 1
40/140*SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)      2   1  0 66.7  67-38*THIRSTY THUGS 1419 (8200) 1  0 1
68/63*IN UTERO (5153)           11   6  0 64.7  68/ 0*CREATIVE NAMES XVI (7096) 1  0 1
69-81 THIRSTY THUGS 0511 (6319)  7   4  1 63.6  69-40*THINGS I HATE (6039)      1  0 1
70/88 NAMED BY MARK XXIV (7744)  7   4  0 63.6  70/ 0*PHXFUN36 (9390)           1  0 0
71/99*BLOOD IN, BLOOD OU (7326)  5   3  1 62.5  71/ 0*PHXFUN18 (9372)           1  0 0
72/58*THE HEADHUNTERS (7920)     5   3  0 62.5  72-45*THIRSTY THUGS 1460 (8841) 1  0 0
00/100*STORMYS TROOPERS B (8198)  5   3  0 62.5  73-46*THIRSTY THUGS 1453 (8848) 1  0 0
74/59*CASINO (7324)              5   3  0 62.5  74/ 0*PHXFUN46 (9400)           1  0 0
75-85 IN THE WIND (5770)        15  10  2 60.0  75/ 0*BLACK COLOSSUS 3B (8883)  1  0 0
76/98 AWESOME DIRECTORS (7328)   9   6  0 60.0  76/ 0*PHXFUN43 (9397)           1  0 0
07/107*THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551)  6   4  1 60.0  77-47*SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   1  0 0
78/82*BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)    6   4  0 60.0  78/ 0*SICK DAY 13 (9335)        1  0 0
27/127*RANDOM FODDER 2 (8899)     3   2  0 60.0  79/ 0*RECORDS (8734)            1  0 0
80/55*RANDOM FODDER 1 (8900)     3   2  0 60.0  80/ 0*PHXFUN 17 (9371)          1  0 0
81/ 0*VOMMITZS (7548)            3   2  0 60.0  81-53*UNLIKELY HERO SPAC (7971) 1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-92*MEDAL OF HONOR W10 (1665)  3   2  0 60.0  82/ 0*4 LETTER EXAMS (7784)     1  0 0
83-95 THREAD (3391)              7   5  0 58.3  83/ 0 MUFFINS! IV (7752)        1  0 0
84/ 0 PHILLY XVI (5639)         11   8  1 57.9  84-52*BEER PRESSURE (7939)      1  0 0
03/103 PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 15  11  0 57.7  85-13*BLACK COLOSSUS IX (8481)  1  0 0
05/105 N.W.A. (4830)             12   9  0 57.1  86-51*ABSURD HEROES IX (8367)   1  0 0
87/ 0 THE GREAT TMM (7146)       8   6  0 57.1  87/ 0*COVERING GROUND (8446)    1  0 0
13/113 WILD STYLE (5442)          8   6  0 57.1  88/ 0*NAMED BY MARK XXII (7743) 1  0 0
89/ 0 NOUNS XX (2369)            8   6  0 57.1  89/ 0 THE GREAT TMM (7146)      1  0 0
90/89*GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)     4   3  1 57.1  90/ 0*TEMPE 2014C (7380)        1  0 0
91/66*THIRSTY THUGS 1346 (6241)  4   3  1 57.1  91/ 0*TEMPE 2014AA (7405)       1  0 0
26/126*THIRSTY THUGS 1355 (6837)  4   3  1 57.1  42/242 NAMED BY MARK XXIV (7744) 1  0 0
25/125*SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)      4   3  0 57.1  93/ 0*BAD NEWS (7518)           1  0 0
01-101*BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822)     4   3  0 57.1  94/ 0*VOMMITZS (7548)           1  0 0
08/108 FRONTIER (3385)           17  13  1 56.7  95/ 0*SAYS GRIMM (7139)         1  0 0
96/93 PHILLY X (5632)           13  10  0 56.5  96-84*COOL WORDS (7582)         1  0 0
02/102 BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 66  52  3 55.9  97/ 0 NAMED BY MARK XIII (6447) 1  0 0
98/96 BLUNTMAN & CHRONIC (7325) 11   9  2 55.0  98-92*REGULAR SHOW 2 (6329)     1  0 0
10-110 COUNTRY PIE II (7889)     30  25  3 54.5  99-85*THINGS I HATE 3 (6041)    1  0 0
21/121*SOME OLD B (8453)          6   5  0 54.5  00-95*MMMP (6377)               1  0 0
09/109 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4888) 28  24  2 53.8  01/91*DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)       1  0 0
04/104 BOOK BINGE (5756)         15  13  0 53.6  02-87 BUBBA'S DINER (6183)      1  0 0
19/119 DEAD WORLD (7602)         17  15  1 53.1  03-97*I GOTTA HAVE... (6769)    1  0 0
15/115 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)   103  95  1 52.0  04-104*KHOR'S GUARD XV (5340)    1  0 0
16-116 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     25  24  1 51.0  05/ 0 APRIL 1/2V (5616)         1  0 0
20-120 I SHALL BE FREE (5764)    12  12  0 50.0  06/ 0 PHILLY XVI (5639)         1  0 0
42/142 TEAM RANDOM 16 (6548)     10  10  0 50.0  01-101 IN THE WIND (5770)        1  0 0
08/ 0*EL CAMINO GUAPO (5116)     6   6  2 50.0  08/ 0 TEMPE II III (5805)       1  0 0
09/ 0*CREATIVE NAMES XVI (7096)  3   3  1 50.0  09/ 0 AL BUMS IX (4438)         1  0 0
10/91*ROOKIE CRUE 24 (4213)      3   3  0 50.0  10/ 0 HALLOWEENIE II (4521)     1  0 0
11/69*THIRSTY THUGS 1410 (8207)  2   2  1 50.0  11/ 0*TEMPE ON A PLANE 1 (4860) 1  0 0
01/201*BARMY SOTS (7923)          2   2  0 50.0  14-114*AT THE ZOO 4 (4292)       1  0 0
13/ 0*4 LETTER EXAMS (7784)      2   2  0 50.0  13/ 0*ORLANDO BOUND VI (2679)   1  0 0
14/77*REALLY? (7298)             2   2  0 50.0  14/ 0*ORLANDO BOUND XVII (2689) 1  0 0
15/ 0*TODAY TOO (4626)           2   2  0 50.0  07/207*THIRSTY THUGS 1414 (8217) 1  1 1
72/272*THIRSTY THUGS 1414 (8217)  1   1  1 50.0  16/48*SICK DAY 25 (9347)        1  1 0
17/ 0*PHXFUN35 (9389)            1   1  0 50.0  98/198*THIRSTY THUGS 1440 (8824) 1  1 0
57/257*THIRSTY THUGS 1440 (8824)  1   1  0 50.0  23-123*BUBBA'S WISH LIST (9165)  1  1 0
33-133*BUBBA'S WISH LIST (9165)   1   1  0 50.0  24-124*MOMMA'S BOY (9166)        1  1 0
34-134*MOMMA'S BOY (9166)         1   1  0 50.0  20/49*THIRSTY THUGS 1511 (9169) 1  1 0
21/23*THIRSTY THUGS 1511 (9169)  1   1  0 50.0  01/201*THIRSTY THUGS 1509 (9171) 1  1 0
63/263*THIRSTY THUGS 1509 (9171)  1   1  0 50.0  96/196*HAMMER OF HELL (8701)     1  1 0
62/262*HAMMER OF HELL (8701)      1   1  0 50.0  23/ 0*PIES (8868)               1  1 0
24/30*SICK DAY 25 (9347)         1   1  0 50.0  24/ 0*PHXFUN35 (9389)           1  1 0
25/ 0*PIES (8868)                1   1  0 50.0  25/63*THIRSTY THUGS 1409 (8206) 1  1 0
35-135*ALIBIS (8213)              1   1  0 50.0  26/69*FINGER LICKIN (8407)      1  1 0
38-138*PUB CRAWLERS 2 (7669)      1   1  0 50.0  27/ 0*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (8076) 1  1 0
28/ 0*100613J (7112)             1   1  0 50.0  32-132*THAT'S RIGHT (8405)       1  1 0
41-141 HIGHWAY 61 (5777)         30  32  1 48.4  30/130*STORMYS TROOPERS B (8198) 1  1 0
48/148 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   17  19  0 47.2  30/62*THIRSTY THUGS 1421 (8202) 1  1 0
18/118 WHIGS (3393)              16  18  0 47.1  09/209*BACON AND BEER (7915)     1  1 0
46-146 THIS OLD TEAM 10 (6947)    7   8  0 46.7  32/64*THIRSTY THUGS 1410 (8207) 1  1 0
33/ 0 HALLOWEENIE II (4521)      7   8  0 46.7  26-126*ALIBIS (8213)             1  1 0
34/ 0 AL BUMS V (4139)          38  44  2 46.3  34/65*THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216) 1  1 0
52/152 GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903)      14  17  0 45.2  35/60*CANNIBAL FC (7916)        1  1 0
44/144 INNERVISIONS (4748)       14  17  0 45.2  08/208*THIRSTY THUGS 1418 (8221) 1  1 0
59/159 WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      26  32  1 44.8  29/129*ERRSEVEN (8237)           1  1 0
38/ 0 TEMPE II III (5805)        8  10  0 44.4  28/128 80'S MUSIC (8017)         1  1 0
54-154*FOOLS 2014 - IV (7822)     4   5  0 44.4  26/226*HERE 4 BEER (7940)        1  1 0
40/ 0*GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)   4   5  0 44.4  35/135*GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    1  1 0
41/ 0*OTTODROME 132 (7170)       4   5  0 44.4  18/218*DETHKLOK (8018)           1  1 0
55-155*ARCANE COCKTAILS (6418)    4   5  0 44.4  42/61*THE HEADHUNTERS (7920)    1  1 0
43/ 0 NAMED BY MARK XIII (6447)  7   9  2 43.7  16/216*BARMY SOTS (7923)         1  1 0
64/164 FEAR FACTORY 6 (7488)      7   9  0 43.7  28/228 AWESOME DIRECTORS (7328)  1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
45/ 0 APRIL 1/2V (5616)          7   9  0 43.7  45-22 SOCIAL ENGINEER (7307)    1  1 0
56-156 HERO BLUES (5768)         10  13  2 43.5  46/76*105TH DIRE LANCERS (7230) 1  1 0
47/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  23  30  2 43.4  47/71*CASINO (7324)             1  1 0
99/199*ERROR (4180)               3   4  0 42.9  32/232*THIRSTY THUGS 1404 (7552) 1  1 0
60-160 NEVERMIND (4449)          30  42  1 41.7  49/78*REALLY? (7298)            1  1 0
61-161 AL BUMS XI (4437)         25  35  0 41.7  33/233*TARGET MEN (7300)         1  1 0
50/150 80'S MUSIC (8017)          5   7  0 41.7  43/243 THIRSTY THUGS 1324 (6219) 1  1 0
62-162 99 OF 100 USERS (7321)     5   7  0 41.7  52/90*THIRSTY THUGS 1346 (6241) 1  1 0
53/ 0 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     17  24  0 41.5  53-23 THIRSTY THUGS 0511 (6319) 1  1 0
54/ 0 100613Q (7119)             4   6  0 40.0  54/ 0*ARMED & FILTHY (6716)     1  1 0
94/194 LA LOCAL 305 (7297)        4   6  0 40.0  55/ 0*VOLVO (5713)              1  1 0
67-167*THINGS I HATE (6039)       2   3  1 40.0  41/141 RATM (5182)               1  1 0
57/ 0*VERBS 15 (6856)            2   3  1 40.0  44-144 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     1  1 0
22/222*DETHKLOK (8018)            2   3  0 40.0  58-31 HIGHWAY 61 (5777)         1  1 0
59/ 0*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (8076)  2   3  0 40.0  42-142 D DAY (5448)              1  1 0
28/128*THIRSTY THUGS 1409 (8206)  2   3  0 40.0  46/146*IN UTERO (5153)           1  1 0
69-169*BEER PRESSURE (7939)       2   3  0 40.0  11/111 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4888) 1  1 0
72-172*BULTACOS (7462)            2   3  0 40.0  91/191 FRONTIER (3385)           1  1 0
73-173*CAN'T CHANGE THIS! (6940)  2   3  0 40.0  63/19 WISHFUL THINKING (1867)   1  1 0
82/182 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)        9  15  0 37.5  64-29*MEDAL OF HONOR W10 (1665) 1  1 0
65/ 0*INTERNATIONAL DRIV (7165)  6  10  1 37.5  65/21*RANDOM FODDER 1 (8900)    1  2 0
79-179 PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)  21  36  3 36.8  53-153*REVIEW (8406)             1  2 0
67/ 0 AL BUMS IX (4438)         45  78  2 36.6  67/ 0*WAY OUT (8451)            1  2 0
75/175 WILD THINGS (6974)        19  33  1 36.5  68-30*FOOLS 2014 - IV (7822)    1  2 0
92/192 FEAR FACTORY 4 (7486)      8  14  1 36.4  83/183 FEAR FACTORY 6 (7488)     1  2 0
70/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)   8  14  0 36.4  54/154 BLUNTMAN & CHRONIC (7325) 1  2 0
83-183*MMMP (6377)                4   7  1 36.4  37/137 MOR WINT TEAMS XXV (7722) 1  2 0
84-184 SOCIAL ENGINEER (7307)     4   7  0 36.4  57-157*ARCANE COCKTAILS (6418)   1  2 0
85-185*THINGS I HATE 2 (6040)     4   7  0 36.4  73/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  1  2 0
86/186 BIRDEMIC (5439)           21  37  2 36.2  74/ 0 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     1  2 0
75/ 0 BEING THERE (5172)        15  27  1 35.7  60/160 011411L (3847)            1  2 0
76/176*HOLLY DAYS (7607)          5   9  0 35.7  76/28*ROOKIE CRUE 24 (4213)     1  2 0
78/178 VANITY (5432)             22  40  1 35.5  79/179*MEDAL OF HONOR W4 (1659)  1  2 0
78/ 0*CLASH RADIO (5410)        11  20  0 35.5  78/ 0*BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 1  3 0
79/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  15  30  2 33.3  47/147 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    1  3 0
07/207*FEAR FACTORY 7 (7489)      8  16  1 33.3  80/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  1  3 0
91-191 TEAM TODD (5757)           8  16  0 33.3  81/ 0*EL CAMINO GUAPO (5116)    1  3 0
82/ 0*COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)     7  14  2 33.3  82/ 0*COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    1  4 1
90/190 RATM (5182)                7  14  0 33.3  62/162*FEAR FACTORY 2 (7484)     1  4 0
88/188 MOR WINT TEAMS XXV (7722)  5  10  0 33.3  65/165 PAID IN FULL (6368)       1  4 0
66/166*REVIEW 2 (8408)            4   8  1 33.3  61/161*FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    1  5 0
86/ 0*THE STONES (4459)          4   8  0 33.3  68/168*PREACHER (8409)           1  5 0
68/168*FRANKENFODDER (8749)       2   4  0 33.3  73/173*ISIS (7622)               1  5 0
96-196*HALLOWEEN 14D (8641)       2   4  0 33.3  88/34*FEAR FACTORY 3 (7485)     1  6 0
74/174*THIRSTY THUGS 1303 (6201)  2   4  0 33.3  70/170 FEAR FACTORY 4 (7486)     1  6 0
53/253*HERE 4 BEER (7940)         1   2  0 33.3  69/169*FEAR FACTORY 7 (7489)     1  6 0
36/136*CANNIBAL FC (7916)         1   2  0 33.3  64/164*WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   1  6 0
03-203*THAT'S RIGHT (8405)        1   2  0 33.3  72/172*FEAR FACTORY 12 (7494)    0  6 0
93/ 0*WAY OUT (8451)             1   2  0 33.3  93/ 0*OBELISK 015 (8152)        0  5 0
94/ 0 FLOYD RADIO (5411)        10  21  1 32.3  94/ 0*THE L'ANGELLES (8410)     0  5 0
95/ 0*UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394)  6  13  0 31.6  75/175 INNERVISIONS (4748)       0  5 0
09/209 TIME OF DYIN' (5765)       9  20  1 31.0  96/ 0*R.I.P. (7164)             0  4 0
08/208 CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       22  49  2 31.0  97/ 0 FLOYD RADIO (5411)        0  4 0
93/193 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (5558)  4   9  0 30.8  67/167 WHIGS (3393)              0  4 0
99/ 0*SEEMS LIKE YESTERD (5885)  6  14  1 30.0  52/152*FRANKENFODDER (8749)      0  3 0
20/220*ASPIRATIONAL (7629)        3   7  0 30.0  00/ 0*NEWS (8909)               0  3 0
95/195 WISHFUL THINKING (1867)    3   7  0 30.0  77-177*ARCANE 23 (7836)          0  3 0
02/ 0*VOLVO (5713)               4  10  0 28.6  76/176 BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 0  3 0
97/197*FOOD! (8026)               2   5  0 28.6  03/ 0*COLLEGE RADIO (7280)      0  3 0
98/198*PREACHER (8409)            2   5  0 28.6  85/185*HOLLY DAYS (7607)         0  3 0
13-213 D DAY (5448)               7  18  1 28.0  05/ 0*ARCANE PLAYROOM (6420)    0  3 0
16/216 GEMMELL (6106)            15  40  1 27.3  78/178 HAIR DAY (5440)           0  3 0
07/ 0 MUFFINS! IV (7752)         3   8  1 27.3  07/ 0*MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   0  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
14/214 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    21  59  0 26.2  08/ 0*DORKS OF AR (8871)        0  2 0
15/215 PAID IN FULL (6368)        9  27  0 25.0  93/193*BLACK COLOSSUS X4 (8888)  0  2 0
30/230*FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)     4  12  0 25.0  03/203*SATAN'S ELVES 2 (8764)    0  2 0
18-218*BUBBA'A REJECTS (4620)     3   9  1 25.0  15/215*THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 0  2 0
12/212*THIRSTY THUGS 1421 (8202)  2   6  0 25.0  23/223*FOOD! (8026)              0  2 0
11/211*FINGER LICKIN (8407)       2   6  0 25.0  19/219*HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)     0  2 0
02/202*THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330)  1   3  0 25.0  82-182*UNLIKELY HEROES EA (7970) 0  2 0
24-224*TOUGH METALS (8444)        1   3  0 25.0  11/211*THIRSTY THUGS 1412 (8215) 0  2 0
05/205*THIRSTY THUGS 1302 (6200)  1   3  0 25.0  40/240*NJ LOCAL 404 (7296)       0  2 0
17/217 THE MENTORS 3 (7213)       4  13  0 23.5  55-155 99 OF 100 USERS (7321)    0  2 0
28/228 IDIOCRACY (4683)          15  51  1 22.7  18/ 0*CAR SONGS (6375)          0  2 0
19/ 0*BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896)  6  21  0 22.2  19/ 0*2 SLASHERS, 1 PL (6766)   0  2 0
19/219*WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)     2   7  1 22.2  46/246*THIRSTY THUGS 1302 (6200) 0  2 0
21/ 0*ORLANDO BOUND XVII (2689)  2   7  0 22.2  44/244*THIRSTY THUGS 1303 (6201) 0  2 0
29/229 HAIR DAY (5440)            6  24  0 20.0  56/256 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (5558) 0  2 0
31-231*REVIEW (8406)              2   8  0 20.0  43/143 BOOK BINGE (5756)         0  2 0
21/221*ERRSEVEN (8237)            1   4  0 20.0  86-186 TEAM TODD (5757)          0  2 0
25/225*NJ LOCAL 404 (7296)        1   4  0 20.0  88/188 LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)   0  2 0
48/248*TARGET MEN (7300)          1   4  0 20.0  87/187*ERROR T (4345)            0  2 0
43/243*ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)     2   9  0 18.2  27/ 0 AL BUMS V (4139)          0  2 0
37/237 LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)    9  41  0 18.0  00-200*HEAVEN'S HOST (8692)      0  1 0
36/236*WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)    4  20  0 16.7  80-180*HALLOWEEN 14D (8641)      0  1 0
39/239*FEAR FACTORY 3 (7485)      3  15  0 16.7  04-204*THIRSTY THUGS 1430 (8865) 0  1 0
23/223*FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)     1   5  0 16.7  31/ 0*PHXFUN9 (9363)            0  1 0
46/246*BACON AND BEER (7915)      1   5  0 16.7  92-192*THIRSTY THUGS 1513 (9167) 0  1 0
35/235*FEAR FACTORY 2 (7484)      1   5  0 16.7  94-194*SATAN'S REINDEER (8766)   0  1 0
47/247*MEDAL OF HONOR W4 (1659)   1   5  0 16.7  34/ 0*PHXFUN19 (9373)           0  1 0
35/ 0*MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)    3  17  0 15.0  35/ 0*PHXFUN23 (9377)           0  1 0
36/ 0*R.I.P. (7164)              2  12  0 14.3  95-195*SATAN'S REINDEER 4 (8770) 0  1 0
44/244*ISIS (7622)                1   6  0 14.3  02-202*THIRSTY THUGS 1508 (9172) 0  1 0
42/242*FEAR FACTORY 12 (7494)     1   7  0 12.5  38/ 0*PHXFUN39 (9393)           0  1 0
39/ 0*COLLEGE RADIO (7280)       1   8  0 11.1  39/ 0*ROCK RIDGE 17 (8726)      0  1 0
45/245*ERROR T (4345)             0   7  0  0.0  22-222*THIRSTY THUGS 1408 (8205) 0  1 0
41/ 0*THE L'ANGELLES (8410)      0   5  0  0.0  20-220*FOOTBALL SKILLS (7933)    0  1 0
42/ 0*OBELISK 015 (8152)         0   5  0  0.0  81-181*TOUGH METALS (8444)       0  1 0
50/250*THIRSTY THUGS 1412 (8215)  0   4  0  0.0  25-225*LAST DELTA FLIGHT (7792)  0  1 0
44/ 0*NEWS (8909)                0   3  0  0.0  34-134 COUNTRY PIE II (7889)     0  1 0
49-249*ARCANE 23 (7836)           0   3  0  0.0  37-237 THIS OLD TEAM 10 (6947)   0  1 0
54/254*NAMED BY MARK XXVI (7747)  0   3  0  0.0  38/238*NAMED BY MARK XXVI (7747) 0  1 0
47/ 0*ARCANE PLAYROOM (6420)     0   3  0  0.0  34-234*CAN'T CHANGE THIS! (6940) 0  1 0
48/ 0*DORKS OF AR (8871)         0   2  0  0.0  48/ 0*100613J (7112)            0  1 0
58/258*SATAN'S ELVES 2 (8764)     0   2  0  0.0  49/75 THE MENTORS 3 (7213)      0  1 0
65/265*BLACK COLOSSUS X4 (8888)   0   2  0  0.0  39-239*PUB CRAWLERS 2 (7669)     0  1 0
52-252*UNLIKELY HEROES EA (7970)  0   2  0  0.0  51/ 0 100613Q (7119)            0  1 0
71/271*HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)      0   2  0  0.0  29-229*107TH DIRE LANCERS (7232) 0  1 0
53/ 0*CAR SONGS (6375)           0   2  0  0.0  39-139*FORGOTTEN HEROES (7024)   0  1 0
54/ 0*2 SLASHERS, 1 PL (6766)    0   2  0  0.0  45-245*THINGS I HATE 2 (6040)    0  1 0
55/ 0*REALLY EXCITED (1326)      0   2  0  0.0  55/ 0*VERBS 15 (6856)           0  1 0
56/ 0*PHXFUN23 (9377)            0   1  0  0.0  57-257 I SHALL BE FREE (5764)    0  1 0
61-261*THIRSTY THUGS 1513 (9167)  0   1  0  0.0  55-255 WORTH LITTLE (5653)       0  1 0
58/ 0*PHXFUN9 (9363)             0   1  0  0.0  58/ 0 TEMPE II V (5806)         0  1 0
59-259*SATAN'S REINDEER (8766)    0   1  0  0.0  54-254 HERO BLUES (5768)         0  1 0
60-260*SATAN'S REINDEER 4 (8770)  0   1  0  0.0  50/250 PHILLY X (5632)           0  1 0
61/ 0*PHXFUN19 (9373)            0   1  0  0.0  63-263*BUBBA'A REJECTS (4620)    0  1 0
64-264*THIRSTY THUGS 1508 (9172)  0   1  0  0.0  62/ 0*TODAY TOO (4626)          0  1 0
63/ 0*ROCK RIDGE 17 (8726)       0   1  0  0.0  58-158 AL BUMS XI (4437)         0  1 0
66-266*HEAVEN'S HOST (8692)       0   1  0  0.0  49-149 THREAD (3391)             0  1 0
65/ 0*PHXFUN39 (9393)            0   1  0  0.0  65/ 0 NOUNS XX (2369)           0  1 0
56-256*THIRSTY THUGS 1430 (8865)  0   1  0  0.0  70-270 PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)  0  1 0
67-267*LAST DELTA FLIGHT (7792)   0   1  0  0.0  67/ 0*REALLY EXCITED (1326)     0  1 0
70-270*FOOTBALL SKILLS (7933)     0   1  0  0.0  50-150*MEDAL OF HONOR J6 (720)   0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
69-269*THIRSTY THUGS 1408 (8205)  0   1  0  0.0  45-50 FISHY FISHY FISH (9211)   0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
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                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail BLACKSTONE!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for 
your deeds.  It seems the training can make the difference, as WILD THINGS is pushed 
out of top team by DEAD WORLD, who came from 2nd with a 2-0-0 this turn.  I 
understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for CLASSIC ROCK tonight, to 
honor their rise to 2nd after this turns 2-0-1.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have 
for breakfast this morning?  WILD THINGS 2 has turned a 2-0-0 into 3rd place from 
14th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at 
The Warty Toad, seeing as RANDOM FODDER 2's 3-2-0 has earned them 4th place in the 
ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  THIRSTY THUGS 1340 
has turned a 1-0-0 into 6th place from 24th.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that 
The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for JOBS I'VE HAD tonight, to honor their rise to 
12th after this turns 1-0-1.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as THIRSTY THUGS 1403's 6-4-1 has earned them 13th 
place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  BLOOD 
IN, BLOOD OUT has turned a 1-0-0 into 14th place from 39th.  Give me the recipe!  I 
understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for THIRSTY THUGS 1355 tonight, 
to honor their rise to 15th after this turns 1-0-1.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's 
buying the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as SICK DAY 24's 2-0-0 
has earned them 16th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast 
this morning?  SATAN'S WORKSHOP has turned a 1-0-0 into 17th place from 43rd.  Give 
me the recipe!  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for THIRSTY 
THUGS 1443 tonight, to honor their rise to 18th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, 
what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  SPIRIT'S REALM has turned a 
1-0-0 into 19th place from 131st.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying 
the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as LUNATIC THOUGHTS' 3-1-0 has 
earned them 20th place in the ranks.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the 
drinks for SOME OLD B tonight, to honor their rise to 21st after this turns 1-0-0.  
Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  STORMY'S TROOPERS 
A1 has turned a 1-0-0 into 24th place from 82nd.  Give me the recipe!  I understand 
that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for LA LOCAL 305 tonight, to honor their 
rise to 27th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks 
for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as BEERSERKER's 6-0-0 has earned them 28th 
place in the ranks.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for PUB 
CRAWLERS 5 tonight, to honor their rise to 30th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, 
what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  GEMMELL has turned a 1-0-0 into 
31st place from 86th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks 
for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as SEMI-WORTHLESS' 2-1-0 has earned them 
34th place in the ranks.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for 
CODE NAMES 34 tonight, to honor their rise to 36th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  
Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  DIGNITY has turned a 1-0-0 
into 37th place from 102nd.  Give me the recipe!  Our condolences (or sneers, as the 
case may be) go out to PIPER AT THE GATES for their drop to 38th from 17th.  A 1-0-0 
can do that.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Warty 
Toad, seeing as STORMY'S TROOPERS A's 2-0-0 has earned them 39th place in the ranks.  
Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  ERROR has turned a 1-0-0 
into 40th place from 148th.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that The Warty Toad is 
buying the drinks for TEAM RANDOM 16 tonight, to honor their rise to 42nd after this 
turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for TIME OF DYIN' this turn, a 
1-0-0 causing a 17 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  
Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  IDIOCRACY has turned a 
1-0-0 into 45th place from 159th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying 
the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as N.W.A.'s 12-9-0 has earned 
them 46th place in the ranks.  SUPE FORCES 2A02 must be either in pain, or numb, 
having dropped from 27th to 48th this turn, with a 1-0-0 acting as the weight.  It 
doesn't rain, but it pours for REVIEW 2 this turn, a 0-2-0 causing a 43 flight drop 
in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  ASPIRATIONAL has turned a 1-1-0 into 51st place from 138th.  
Give me the recipe!  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to 
BIRDEMIC for their drop to 53rd from 25th.  A 1-1-0 can do that.  I understand that 
The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for FEAR FACTORY 15 tonight, to honor their rise 
to 55th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for 
who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as WINDOW CRAWL's 9-15-0 has earned them 56th 
place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  WILD 
STYLE has turned a 1-0-0 into 58th place from 166th.  Give me the recipe!  It doesn't 
rain, but it pours for ZOMBIE SQUAD XI this turn, a 0-2-0 causing a 27 flight drop in 
the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  VANITY must be either in pain, or 
numb, having dropped from 3rd to 61st this turn, with a 0-3-0 acting as the weight.  
It doesn't rain, but it pours for WHO DO YA LOVE? this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 27 
flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  I understand that The 
Warty Toad is buying the drinks for ONLY THAT REAL! tonight, to honor their rise to 
63rd after this turns 1-2-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as NAMED BY MARK XXIV's 7-4-0 has earned them 92nd 
place in the ranks.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for 
THIRSTY THUGS 1414 tonight, to honor their rise to 115th after this turns 1-0-1.  
Hmmm.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to SICK DAY 25 for 
their drop to 116th from 48th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  Now, what did these guys have 
for breakfast this morning?  THIRSTY THUGS 1440 has turned a 1-0-0 into 117th place 
from 198th.  Give me the recipe!  THIRSTY THUGS 1511 must be either in pain, or numb, 
having dropped from 49th to 120th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  I 
want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as 
THIRSTY THUGS 1509's 1-1-0 has earned them 121st place in the ranks.  I understand 
that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for HAMMER OF HELL tonight, to honor their 
rise to 122nd after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for 
THIRSTY THUGS 1409 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 62 flight drop in the team rankings.  
Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out 
to FINGER LICKIN for their drop to 126th from 69th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  THIRSTY 
THUGS 1421 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 62nd to 130th this 
turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast 
this morning?  BACON AND BEER has turned a 1-0-0 into 131st place from 209th.  Give 
me the recipe!  It doesn't rain, but it pours for THIRSTY THUGS 1410 this turn, a 
0-1-0 causing a 68 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  
Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to THIRSTY THUGS 1413 for 
their drop to 134th from 65th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  CANNIBAL FC must be either in 
pain, or numb, having dropped from 60th to 135th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as 
the weight.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Warty 
Toad, seeing as THIRSTY THUGS 1418's 3-1-0 has earned them 136th place in the ranks.  
I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for HERE 4 BEER tonight, to 
honor their rise to 139th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys 
have for breakfast this morning?  DETHKLOK has turned a 1-0-0 into 141st place from 
218th.  Give me the recipe!  It doesn't rain, but it pours for THE HEADHUNTERS this 
turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 81 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry 
towel.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for BARMY SOTS tonight, 
to honor their rise to 143rd after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's 
buying the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as AWESOME DIRECTORS' 
9-6-0 has earned them 144th place in the ranks.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the 
case may be) go out to 105TH DIRE LANCERS for their drop to 146th from 76th.  A 0-1-0 
can do that.  CASINO must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 71st to 
147th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  I understand that The Warty Toad 
is buying the drinks for THIRSTY THUGS 1404 tonight, to honor their rise to 148th 
after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for REALLY? this turn, 
a 0-1-0 causing a 71 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  
Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  TARGET MEN has turned a 
1-0-0 into 150th place from 233rd.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that The Warty 
Toad is buying the drinks for THIRSTY THUGS 1324 tonight, to honor their rise to 
151st after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) 
go out to THIRSTY THUGS 1346 for their drop to 152nd from 90th.  A 0-1-0 can do that. 
RATM must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 141st to 156th this turn, 
with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for IN UTERO this 
turn, a 1-1-0 causing a 14 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry 
towel.  STORMY'S TROOPERS 11 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 
111th to 161st this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  I want to know who's 
buying the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as FRONTIER's 17-13-1 has 
earned them 162nd place in the ranks.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may 
be) go out to WISHFUL THINKING for their drop to 163rd from 19th.  A 0-1-0 can do 
that.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for RANDOM FODDER 1 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 
144 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  I understand that 
The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for FEAR FACTORY 6 tonight, to honor their rise 
to 169th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  BLUNTMAN & CHRONIC must be either in pain, 
or numb, having dropped from 154th to 170th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the 
weight.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to MOR WINT TEAMS 
XXVI for their drop to 171st from 137th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but 
it pours for 011411L this turn, a 1-0-0 causing a 15 flight drop in the team 
rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may 
be) go out to ROOKIE CRUE 24 for their drop to 176th from 28th.  A 0-1-0 can do that. 
BIG BANG THEORY must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 147th to 179th 
this turn, with a 0-2-0 acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for FEAR 
FACTORY 2 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 21 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand 
that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to 
PAID IN FULL for their drop to 184th from 165th.  A 0-2-0 can do that.  FEAR FACTORY 
21 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 161st to 185th this turn, 
with a 0-2-0 acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for PREACHER this 
turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 18 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry 
towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to ISIS for their drop 
to 187th from 173rd.  A 1-0-0 can do that.  FEAR FACTORY 3 must be either in pain, or 
numb, having dropped from 34th to 188th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight. 
It doesn't rain, but it pours for FEAR FACTORY 4 this turn, a 1-0-0 causing a 19 
flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or 
sneers, as the case may be) go out to FEAR FACTORY 7 for their drop to 190th from 
169th.  A 1-1-0 can do that.  WEAPON GENERATOR must be either in pain, or numb, 
having dropped from 164th to 191st this turn, with a 0-3-0 acting as the weight.  It 
doesn't rain, but it pours for FEAR FACTORY 12 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 20 flight 
drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, 
as the case may be) go out to INNERVISIONS for their drop to 195th from 175th.  A 
0-1-0 can do that.  WHIGS must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 167th 
to 198th this turn, with a 0-2-0 acting as the weight.  Our condolences (or sneers, 
as the case may be) go out to FRANKENFODDER for their drop to 199th from 152nd.  A 
0-1-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for BASH BROS CHILDREN this turn, a 
0-1-0 causing a 26 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  
HOLLY DAYS must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 185th to 204th this 
turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may 
be) go out to HAIR DAY for their drop to 206th from 178th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  It 
doesn't rain, but it pours for BLACK COLOSSUS X4 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 16 
flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Now, what did these 
guys have for breakfast this morning?  FOOD! has turned a 0-1-0 into 212th place from 
223rd.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight 
at The Warty Toad, seeing as NJ LOCAL 404's 1-4-0 has earned them 216th place in the 
ranks.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for THIRSTY THUGS 1302 
tonight, to honor their rise to 220th after this turns 0-1-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did 
these guys have for breakfast this morning?  THIRSTY THUGS 1303 has turned a 0-1-0 
into 221st place from 244th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the 
drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as STORMY'S TROOPERS N's 4-9-0 has 
earned them 222nd place in the ranks.  BOOK BINGE must be either in pain, or numb, 
having dropped from 143rd to 223rd this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  It 
doesn't rain, but it pours for LARGER THAN LIFE this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 37 
flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or 
sneers, as the case may be) go out to ERROR T for their drop to 226th from 187th.  A 
0-1-0 can do that.  THE MENTORS 3 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped 
from 75th to 249th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  And let's see, 
DEXTROUS LIPSTICK fought IAN IS PRETTY! and gained 27 points and contributed to TEAM 
RANDOM 16's 1-0-0.  SHARP TIE has lost to LYNX, falling 21 points, while helping make 
VANITY a 0-3-0 turn.  Due to his absence and inability to defend the throne, 
BLACKENED TURKEY has lost the title of Duelmaster.  And all eyes were on HOLLOW MAN 
this turn as he ascended to the throne of Duelmaster.  BLACKSTONE has a new victor!  
Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters 
do dishes at The Warty Toad until they win.  Maybe?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  I also notice that the WHIGS stable was the 
most avoided team this turn.  Come on BLACKSTONE, what are you afraid of?  And 
avoiding WHIGS more than any other team we find IN UTERO.  BLACKSTONE, are we going 
to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most challenged warrior this turn was 
ZOMBIE SQUAD XI's warrior IMNOTA GOAT.  More fighters challenged it than challenged 
the Duelmaster!   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Had I not seen it, it would be hard to believe.  I WAS YOUNG was sent to 
the Dark Arena and lived to tell about it!  Makes you think, no?  VANITY made what 
looks to be a tough decision this turn, as they sent RYNE O'PLASTY, with a record of 
1-11-0, to RYNE O'PLASTY death.  Farewell, his.  MOR WINT TEAMS XXVI has lost SMELLY 
BOX to the arena in the sky, but they don't seem to be worried.  What do you expect 
from 5-6-0?  Whatever bright future TERMINATOR may have had, it's all history now.  
The manager of 80S MOVIES has lost a promising 3-0-0 warrior.  The manager of FLOYD 
RADIO will not be pleased to learn that EYEBALL STABBER, a 4-1-1 fighter, has been 
killed at the hands of JOBS I'VE HAD's WHOPPER FLOPPER.  A brave warrior does not 
carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  Consider 
well.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in BLACKSTONE and I've a long road ahead 
of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in BLACKSTONE again, farewell-- Alarond 
the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOLLOW MAN 32919             10   2    116         DIGNITY (5773)            

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COME AS YOU ARE 25038        12   5    124         NEVERMIND (4449)          
-BLACKENED TURKEY 41173        9   3    124         TURKEY DAY TERROR (7173)  
 KANPOV 35631                 11   3  1 111         THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235) 
 FJORD 36346                  10   6    106         IDIOCRACY (4683)          
-BLUE WAFFLES 35277           12   6  1 101         BUBBA'S DINER (6183)      
 JULIANNE 19630               17  19     98         SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   
 JIMMY WIN 30898              16  23  2  97         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
 DIAL M FOR MEAT 34468        12   5  1  97         011411L (3847)            
 FISH HEAD SOUP 43174          9   1     95         STORMY'S TROOPERS A (7510)
 DEXTROUS LIPSTICK 37378       7   5     95         TEAM RANDOM 16 (6548)     
-ZIGGY STARDUST 24980          8   5     93         AL BUMS XI (4437)         
 MY DYING BED 32882            9  16  1  92         TIME OF DYIN' (5765)      
-INFERNAL SNIT 44010           6   0     91         APRIL MAIL-IN 14A (7641)  

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CENT 32163                   10   3     87         WORTH LITTLE (5653)       
 DEF JAM SHIRT 30911           8   2     87         WILD STYLE (5442)         
 CONSPIRACY THEORY 30698       6   5     86         FLOYD RADIO (5411)        
 REASONABLE DOUBT 23390       13  12     85         AL BUMS V (4139)          
 IMNOTA GOAT 41767            11  14     85         ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)    
-MARGARET 36237                6   0     84         REGULAR SHOW 2 (6329)     
 IAN IS PRETTY! 33121         10   2     83         TEMPE II V (5806)         
 LEGEND 39597                  8   5     80         GEMMELL (6106)            
 WEBBED RYME 33119             8   6     79         TEMPE II III (5805)       
 MASTER PLAN 36463             8   9     77         PAID IN FULL (6368)       
-SCREAMING END 32894          10   7  2  75         HERO BLUES (5768)         
-HOLE IN ONE 32838             7   6     75         TEAM TODD (5757)          
 OPEN GOITER 32090             6   7     75         PHILLY XVI (5639)         
-JON JON 36184                 7   4  1  74         THIRSTY THUGS 0511 (6319) 

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WET SNUB 32054               13   6     73         PHILLY X (5632)           
-AIR RAID 32877               12   7     73         I SHALL BE FREE (5764)    
 XXX 43214                     7   2     73         BAD NEWS (7518)           
 HEARTBREAKER 40566            5   3  1  73         CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       
 THE GNOME 26786              11   6     72         PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 
 WARY COAL 31974               7   5     72         APRIL 1/2V (5616)         
 DEFILED TOAST 43377           6   2  1  72         THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551) 
 SPECTRE 46450                 6   1     71         SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)   
-WHITE DOVE 32903             10   6     70         IN THE WIND (5770)        
 JACQUES LANTERN 25468         7   8     69         HALLOWEENIE II (4521)     
-TOO HIGH 26783               10   8     68         INNERVISIONS (4748)       
-DOUBLE E 32927                9   9     67         A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE WHITE WHALE 47164         7   2     66         GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903)      
 NAJDORF 35551                 7   3     66         THIRSTY THUGS 1324 (6219) 
 WHOPPER FLOPPER 46429         5   1  1  66         JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)      
 MICRO 42149                   4   2  1  66         BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT (7326)
 MATT GOES SPLAT 44600         7   4     65         NAMED BY MARK XXIV (7744) 
 SLOTS WILD 33055              6   5     65         STORMY'S TROOPERS 1 (4888)
 PUMPKIN ESCOBAR 42002         4   6     65         LA LOCAL 305 (7297)       
 DIABOLICO CORTES 28836        3   0     65         EL CAMINO GUAPO (5116)    
 MC REN 27222                 11   3     64         N.W.A. (4830)             
 DOOM BISCUIT 26215           10  10  1  63         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-SUPERMEYAN 39827              7   4     63         THIS OLD TEAM 10 (6947)   
 SLUG BUDDY 36874              7   5  2  62         NAMED BY MARK XIII (6447) 
 HI-TOP FADE 30902             6  16     62         HAIR DAY (5440)           
 OPAL RAVIOLI 44642            3   8  1  62         MUFFINS! IV (7752)        
 SOMEBODY 33706                7   9     61         GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903)      
 SOME DONKUS 43779             6   5  1  61         DEAD WORLD (7602)         
 SOFTY CHEESE 43781            8   3     60         DEAD WORLD (7602)         
 KID COLA 30693                6   3     60         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
 GODLY DARTS 42579             4   2     60         TEMPE 2014AA (7405)       
 DEFINITELY 43952              3   1     60         ASPIRATIONAL (7629)       
 LLIN 19140                    8   9     59         WHIGS (3393)              
 CHAKA LUTHER KING 42159       7   3     59         AWESOME DIRECTORS (7328)  
 CAHILL 45826                  4   2     59         THE HEADHUNTERS (7920)    
 SAUSAGE FINGERS 31771         6   5     58         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 FRANCES FARMER 29100          5   1     58         IN UTERO (5153)           
 CINCO 28864                   6   1     57         THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  
 OLAF 42118                    6   0     57         BEERSERKER (7320)         
 MOLDY FEEDER 43382            4   2     57         THIRSTY THUGS 1404 (7552) 

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TALISMAN 49439                5   0     56         BLACK COLOSSUS IX (8481)  
 CAN'T BEAT TUM 40978          8   6     55         THE GREAT TMM (7146)      
 HOTEL ARIZONA 29194           6   1  1  55         BEING THERE (5172)        
 BEDTIME 49248                 8  29     53         BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 
 KILLING IN THE NAME 29243     7  10     53         RATM (5182)               
 CITADEL 33872                 6   3     53         CODE NAMES 34 (5934)      
 SIX-PACK ABS 10364            3   7     53         WISHFUL THINKING (1867)   
 BARFUS 43363                  3   2     53         VOMMITZS (7548)           
-AIMED BLOWS 34546             2   3  1  53         THINGS I HATE (6039)      
 ALDC 19139                    8   9     51         WHIGS (3393)              
 SPEAKERBOXXX 34447            5   3  1  51         AL BUMS V (4139)          
 XENON LIGHTS 20774            2   0     51         STORMY'S TROOPERS A (3697)
 MCKENNA 42138                 3   1     50         CASINO (7324)             
 CHAMPION 26012                2   2     50         TODAY TOO (4626)          
-TRUE PLAYER 36509             4   3  1  49         MMMP (6377)               
 BONITO PICAROS 28846          6   4     48         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
 SCRIPTED GROPE 40828          4   6     48         100613Q (7119)            
 DOS 28839                     2   1  2  48         EL CAMINO GUAPO (5116)    
 SILENT BOB 42143              6   7     47         BLUNTMAN & CHRONIC (7325) 

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROSA MEXICANA 35386           6   5     47         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
 MEGA GATOR VS PREDAT 33668    6   3     46         BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 
-FIRE IN BABYLON 43050         5   3  1  46         FEAR FACTORY 4 (7486)     
 ZEKE THE FREAK 31585          4   6     46         STORMY'S TROOPERS N (5558)
 3 LIBRAS 43047                3   6     46         FEAR FACTORY 3 (7485)     
 WHIRLING INSOMNIA 34482       3   0     46         DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)       
 MOON PIE 40905                5   8     45         BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    
 SPECTRE 46385                 4   2     44         SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)     
-FUZZY LOGIC 36721             4   0     44         ARCANE COCKTAILS (6418)   
-SSG 20 9190                   3   2     44         MEDAL OF HONOR W10 (1665) 
 OF ICE AND GIN 38035          6   3     43         BOOK BINGE (5756)         
 ASHLEY YOUNG 39203            4   3  1  43         THIRSTY THUGS 1355 (6837) 
 JOCULARITY ITCH 40712         3   3  1  43         CREATIVE NAMES XVI (7096) 
 THE CLINTON YEARS 35371       2   2     43         SEEMS LIKE YESTERDA (5885)
 KARDASHIAN 38062              1   3     43         UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394) 
-STANK PLUNGER 39128           4   0     42         BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822)    
-TOP OF THE HILL 34446         5   7  1  41         A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     
 BALTIMORE ZOO 45874           5   1     41         BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)   
 EMPTY CASKET 43915            1   2     40         ISIS (7622)               
 NARROW FEET 15189             3   0     39         ORLANDO BOUND VI (2679)   
 FREEBORN FAIRY 15241          2   7     39         ORLANDO BOUND XVIII (2689)
 PRIMERIDIAN 44883             5   2  1  38         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-CLICK STUPID LINKS 42122      5   7     38         99 OF 100 USERS (7321)    
 BATTERY CRITICAL 27391        4   0     38         TEMPE ON A PLANE 15 (4860)
-SPEAR PHISHER 42052           4   7     38         SOCIAL ENGINEER (7307)    
-REALITY SUPERSTAR 25970       3   4  1  38         BUBBA'A REJECTS (4620)    
 FRACTURED FURY 47055          3   4     38         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 INDIANA JONES 46411           2   1     38         80S MOVIES (8020)         
 PICKLED NEWT 44178            2   0     38         PUB CRAWLERS 5 (7672)     
 CURSE 48900                   3   3  1  37         REVIEW 2 (8408)           
 BRUISE 41926                  3   2     37         COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    
 SKYE 41150                    3   2     37         OTTODROME 132 (7170)      
 HOCUS POCUS 33620             3   2     37         MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   
 CAPTAIN MAGMA 44594           2   1     37         NAMED BY MARK XXIII (7743)
 HOT MESS 45578                5   5     36         VANITY (5432)             
 POP GUN 44904                 4   4  2  36         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 MUGATU MORIATU 47451          3   3     36         STORMYS TROOPERS B5 (8198)
 ZOOMERANG 47446               3   0     36         STORMYS TROOPERS B6 (8197)
 MARK TWAIN 38966              1   3     36         LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)   
 SHARP TIE 38182               8   5     35         VANITY (5432)             
 EMPOWER 41927                 4   1  2  35         COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    
 MAIM AND POP 49239            4   0  1  35         GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    
 LOVE BITES 46399              4   6     34         80'S MUSIC (8017)         
 CHAIN OF FOOLS 43107          4   2     34         FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    
 AGAIN WE RISE 43063           3   3     34         FEAR FACTORY 6 (7488)     
 BOJANGLES 47034               2   0  1  34         INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COYOTE 45997                  6   3     33         WILD THINGS (6974)        
-HARRY MICHAEL 3700            5   2     33         MEDAL OF HONOR J6 (720)   
 TIN WOMAN 42604               4   0     33         WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       
 SHABAZZ 35353                 3   2     33         UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394) 
 PRETEEN PANDA 47569           3   1     33         THIRSTY THUGS 1418 (8221) 
 I WAS YOUNG 33613             2   3  1  33         SEEMS LIKE YESTERDA (5885)
 MURDERFACE 46402              2   2     33         DETHKLOK (8018)           
 TEST 44804                    2   2     33         4 LETTER EXAMS (7784)     
 MASSAGE PARLOR 41111          4   0     32         INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)
 5 MINUTES ALONE 43051         3   4     32         FEAR FACTORY 4 (7486)     
-MAN-SIZE ITCH 45087           2   0     32         FOOLS 2014 - IV (7822)    
 BLAK LOTUS 40907              2   1     32         PRETTY DEADLY (6719)      
 GATES OF MIDIAN 43064         4   4  1  31         FEAR FACTORY 7 (7489)     
 RIO BLAZE 46721               1   1     31         STORMY'S TROOPERS A (8076)
 MOORINHO 35661                4   3  1  30         THIRSTY THUGS 1346 (6241) 

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RIOT FIGHT 49230              4   1     30         SOME OLD B (8453)         
-MALEFICENT 49122              3   1     30         MASS PAIN (8442)          
 TOE HAIR 13471                2   2     30         NOUNS XX (2369)           
-CARIBOU LOU 45922             2   3     30         BEER PRESSURE (7939)      
 SUCCUBUS 42009                2   2     30         REALLY? (7298)            
 XABI 35455                    1   3     30         THIRSTY THUGS 1302 (6200) 
 AMBROSIA 47039                1   1     30         THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  
 HAPPY DAYS 39328              4   3     29         BEING THERE (5172)        
 VISIONS 26780                 4   3     29         INNERVISIONS (4748)       
-DARK ARENA 34553              2   0     29         THINGS I HATE 3 (6041)    
 I BEAT MEAT 40945             2   0     29         SAYS GRIMM (7139)         
 JAY LEONARDO 42000            1   4     29         NJ LOCAL 404 (7296)       
 KEITH RICHARDS 25088          3   1     27         THE STONES (4459)         
 PIZZA 46443                   2   5     27         FOOD! (8026)              
 MR. POTATO HEADLESS 50984     2   0     27         SATAN'S WORKSHOP (8760)   
 HATEFUL 45677                 2   0     27         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
 DROGHE 42016                  1   4     27         TARGET MEN (7300)         
 BOEC 23604                    3   4     26         ERROR (4180)              
 HOP! 39297                    2   3  1  26         VERBS 15 (6856)           
 GEORGE BURNS 41109            2   2     26         R.I.P. (7164)             
 SAUL STISS 43803              2   4     26         HOLLY DAYS (7607)         
-EARLY MORNINGS 34548          2   4     26         THINGS I HATE 2 (6040)    
 SWEET JESUS 45926             1   2     26         HERE 4 BEER (7940)        
 FOG HAMMER 41370              3   3     25         WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   
-POLLY 49316                   3   2     25         NEVERMIND (4449)          
 CONSPIRACY 46387              3   1     24         LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)   
-CHRIS MISSE 43806             3   1     24         HOLLY DAYS (7607)         
 SPACEMAN GIRLFRIEND 42454     2   0  1  24         TEMPE 2014C (7380)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILROL 41548                  3   1  1  23         105TH DIRE LANCERS (7230) 
-ORION 31381                   2   2     22         THREAD (3391)             
 SLOTH LIASON 51421            2   0     22         THIRSTY THUGS 1443 (8827) 
-ATTIC GIMP 47460              1   0  1  22         THIRSTY THUGS 1419 (8200) 
 SAUSAGE PUFF 45806            1   5     22         BACON AND BEER (7915)     
-MUDDY HERETIC 51491           1   0     22         THIRSTY THUGS 1460 (8841) 
-TURF BURGLAR 39790            2   3     21         CAN'T CHANGE THIS! (6940) 
 GUN SHOTS 45844               2   2     21         BARMY SOTS (7923)         
-PURIAS 41560                  2   1     21         107TH DIRE LANCERS (7232) 
-CHARITY BOY 48647             1   0     21         ABSURD HEROES IX (8367)   
-BONKERS 43548                 1   0     21         COOL WORDS (7582)         
 BABBOON 49308                 4   2     20         WILD THINGS (6974)        
 LAIR CHIME 47541              2   1     20         THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216) 
 JESSE CUSTER 48906            2   1     20         PREACHER (8409)           
 SUPER SLO MO 38484            2   0     20         ARMED & FILTHY (6716)     
 WALTER WILL 9161              1   5     20         MEDAL OF HONOR W4 (1659)  
-HARVEST MOON 44162            1   1     20         PUB CRAWLERS 2 (7669)     
 ERNIE ERNESTO 48896           2   3     19         FINGER LICKIN (8407)      
 HW CLEARED CHATZY 35369       2   1     19         SEEMS LIKE YESTERDA (5885)
 LAST CHILD 49157              2   0     19         CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       
 AGNOSTIC CHASER 54207         2   0     19         SICK DAY 24 (9346)        
 BONDS 30305                   2   0     19         SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     
 PULLING TEETH 43042           1   2     19         FEAR FACTORY 2 (7484)     
-PURSANG 42929                 0   1     19         BULTACOS (7462)           
 SASMA 47473                   2   4     18         THIRSTY THUGS 1421 (8202) 
 STINGRAY 38500                2   0     18         PRETTY DEADLY (6719)      
 FLUKY LUMMOX 47548            1   1  1  18         THIRSTY THUGS 1414 (8217) 
-ADDICTION 48891               1   3     18         REVIEW (8406)             
-OEDIPUT REX 53194             1   1     18         MOMMA'S BOY (9166)        
-CONIC BRAVERY 50326           0   2     18         HALLOWEEN 14D (8641)      
 SECULAR OTTER 47495           2   2  1  17         THIRSTY THUGS 1410 (8207) 
-THE FIDDLER 48107             1   4     17         COUNTRY PIE II (7889)     
 MOON LANDING 44902            1   2     17         BEING THERE (5172)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUIS SUAREZ 46376             1   2     17         CANNIBAL FC (7916)        
 ALPHA KLAUS 51866             1   0     17         GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  
 P190 51347                    1   0     17         VOLVO (5713)              
-SAUCY ALCOHOL 51527           1   0     17         THIRSTY THUGS 1453 (8848) 
 PSY 47652                     1   4     17         ERRSEVEN (8237)           
 SPANISH BOMBS 45678           1   0     17         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
 SEPTUM DRESS 54429            1   0     17         PHXFUN36 (9390)           
 MONSTEROUS 23776              3   3     16         ROOKIE CRUE 24 (4213)     
 ATO'D 35460                   2   4     16         THIRSTY THUGS 1303 (6201) 
 TEXAS SYN 51337               1   2  1  16         WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)    
 CATNAP FANG 53209             1   1     16         THIRSTY THUGS 1511 (9169) 
 GUILT PIXIE 51786             3   2     15         RANDOM FODDER 2 (8899)    
 R.I.P. 44819                  2   9     15         ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)    
 RADICAL PLASMA 47490          2   3     15         THIRSTY THUGS 1409 (8206) 
 KANGAROO 49153                2   1     15         WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      
 LITTLE DOCTOR 41152           1   0     15         OTTODROME 132 (7170)      
 IPANEMA GIRL 46724            1   2     15         STORMY'S TROOPERS A (8076)
-BROWN BEARIN' IT 24230        1   0     15         AT THE ZOO 4 (4292)       
 MICK 48113                    1   0     15         THE STONES (4459)         
 DODGE WOW 54334               1   0     15         PHXFUN 17 (9371)          
-BISCOTTI 44861                0   1     15         LAST DELTA FLIGHT (7792)  
 BANE STOPPER 44915            0   3     15         WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   
 SPUTTER MASH 54296            0   1     15         PHXFUN9 (9363)            
 JODY 48910                    0   1     15         THE L'ANGELLES (8410)     
 BONDED BY BLOOD 43093         1   3     14         FEAR FACTORY 12 (7494)    
-LIKE PAC DID Q 51333          1   1     14         WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)    
 JO ANN SUE 48148              1   3     14         THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 
-BOX OF MIDGETS 53189          1   1     14         BUBBA'S WISH LIST (9165)  
 HEARTH BAH 54464              1   0     14         PHXFUN43 (9397)           
-DA1 48882                     1   1     14         THAT'S RIGHT (8405)       
 PRODIGY 45719                 0   2     14         HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)     
 MIRROR'S GAZE 47697           0   2     14         FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    
 GUNG HO 7012                  0   2     14         REALLY EXCITED (1326)     
-FERRET 49307                  2   1     13         WILD THINGS (6974)        
 MAMMON 50654                  1   1     13         HAMMER OF HELL (8701)     
 NTH BRICK 54478               1   0     13         PHXFUN46 (9400)           
-MORE COWBELL 38837            1   0     13         I GOTTA HAVE... (6769)    
 RED'S RYE 51865               1   0     13         GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  
 TURTLE 24497                  0   7     13         ERROR T (4345)            
-SERAPH 50610                  0   1     13         HEAVEN'S HOST (8692)      
-ANGELS BLOOD 51099            1   0  1  12         BLACK COLOSSUS 1A (8047)  
 BLIND PIKE 53219              1   1     12         THIRSTY THUGS 1509 (9171) 
 FOLKWAY 50847                 1   0     12         RECORDS (8734)            
 GOOSE COMET 47537             0   4     12         THIRSTY THUGS 1412 (8215) 
 JAYBIRD TROT 51792            3   2     11         RANDOM FODDER 1 (8900)    
 AORTA 50838                   1   0  1  11         THE BIG BLEED (8732)      
 THIRD EYE 36486               1   2     11         WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       
-ZOMBIE BABY 53039             1   0     11         SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   
 ECO POWER 51863               1   0     11         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
-IRISH ROSE 50922              1   0     11         WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      
 TRANSITIONS 49219             1   0     11         WAY OUT (8451)            
 MATT THE HAT 44616            0   3     11         NAMED BY MARK XXVII (7747)
 POLYMER BINNACLE 54345        0   1     11         PHXFUN19 (9373)           
 FITTING SPRINT 54446          0   1     11         PHXFUN39 (9393)           
 DROPPER COAT 54366            0   1     11         PHXFUN23 (9377)           
 THE PRIMARY SOURCE 50925      2   4     10         FRANKENFODDER (8749)      
 RIPPLE 47123                  1   0  1  10         OBELISK 011 (8148)        
-ROCKET POWER 51330            1   1     10         ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    
 SOULBREAKER 51701             1   0     10         BLACK COLOSSUS 3B (8883)  
 NASTY GROATS 54341            1   0     10         PHXFUN18 (9372)           
-DOG ATE IT 47529              1   0     10         ALIBIS (8213)             
-ARTOYTH 30258                 1   0      9         KHOR'S GUARD XV (5340)    
 ZODIAC KING 51406             1   1      9         THIRSTY THUGS 1440 (8824) 

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JUICY J 49499                 1   0      9         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-GALACTIC SPIDER 46134         1   0      9         UNLIKELY HERO SPACE (7971)
 SURGE 49195                   1   0      9         COVERING GROUND (8446)    
 RUBY RELAXER 45875            1   1      8         BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)   
 BAD 39139                     1   0      8         AL BUMS IX (4438)         
 APPLE 51624                   1   0      7         PIES (8868)               
 INSTEP DOORMAN 54424          1   0      7         PHXFUN35 (9389)           
-ASTRO 42932                   1   0      7         BULTACOS (7462)           
 STOCK EXCHANGE TRADE 47048    0   1      7         R.I.P. (7164)             
 ANTIBIOTIC 47140              0   1      7         OBELISK 015 (8152)        
 BAD 51838                     0   1      7         NEWS (8909)               
 STINGY FREEDOM 54425          0   1      7         PHXFUN35 (9389)           
-KILLER CUPID 51038            0   1      7         SATAN'S REINDEER 4 (8770) 
 BOBO 49218                    0   1      7         WAY OUT (8451)            
 S.M. JOHNSON 50807            0   1      7         ROCK RIDGE 17 (8726)      
-LIFTER GRUNT 47487            0   1      7         THIRSTY THUGS 1408 (8205) 
-FLAT TIRE 47527               0   1      7         ALIBIS (8213)             
-SALAD OMELET 51612            0   1      7         THIRSTY THUGS 1430 (8865) 
-DIZZY GREED 53226             0   1      7         THIRSTY THUGS 1508 (9172) 
-NUT MEG 45892                 0   1      7         FOOTBALL SKILLS (7933)    
-DEADLY DONNER 51018           0   1      7         SATAN'S REINDEER (8766)   
-CUSS EPEE 53202               0   1      7         THIRSTY THUGS 1513 (9167) 
-MC HAMMER FLY 45174           0   1      7         ARCANE 23 (7836)          
 SLASHER TWO 38749             0   1      7         2 SLASHERS, 1 PL (6766)   
 FINN 51640                    0   1      7         DORKS OF AR (8871)        
 FONTAINEBLEAU 51329           1   2      6         ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    
-STRAWBERRY TEMPEST 46131      0   2      6         UNLIKELY HEROES EAS (7970)
 LEGO MY EGO 51008             0   2      6         SATAN'S ELVES 2 (8764)    
 SPUMONI ZONE 54155            1   0      5         SICK DAY 13 (9335)        
 CATCH 22 50733                1   0      5         N.W.A. (4830)             
-SHIRPA 42933                  1   0      5         BULTACOS (7462)           
 PAINLESS WOLF 38488           0   1      5         ARMED & FILTHY (6716)     
 SLASHER ONE 38753             0   1      5         2 SLASHERS, 1 PL (6766)   
 OLD DROOG 51345               0   1      5         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 EAZY-E 50732                  0   1      5         N.W.A. (4830)             
 GLOBULAR VENALITY 54215       1   1      4         SICK DAY 25 (9347)        
 HELLO KILLER 45154            0   2      2         WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   
 NAMASTE 49220                 0   1      1         WAY OUT (8451)            
 TOMORROW 51340                0   1      1         BEING THERE (5172)        
 EAT YOUR FEET 36498           0   1      1         CAR SONGS (6375)          
 SOUTH BRONX 36499             0   1      1         CAR SONGS (6375)          
 FERAL CHILD 54000             0   1      1         WILD THINGS (6974)        

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
AROMATIC PRIEST 40794   1  1 0 100613J 7112         ASHLEY YOUNG 39203    177   
TERMINATOR 46457        3  1 0 80S MOVIES 8020      DEFILED TOAST 43377   177   
INFIDELS 36066          0  2 0 AL BUMS XI 4437      ROBERT PAULSON  47265 174   
AIR FRESHENER 36731     0  1 0 ARCANE PLAYROOM 6420 BLACK ORC             177  NONE
COLD DRAKE 36735        0  1 0 ARCANE PLAYROOM 6420 ARENAMASTER           177  NONE
WOMAN W/QS 36732        0  1 0 ARCANE PLAYROOM 6420 AORTA 50838           177   
BIG STICK 50282         0  1 0 BASHUR BRIGADE  5896 ARENAMASTER           177  NONE
BLAH 50280              0  1 0 BASHUR BRIGADE  5896 SHEWISH GIANT         177  NONE
GUESS WHO 50281         0  1 0 BASHUR BRIGADE  5896 MOUNTAIN TROLL        177  NONE
ANGEL HAIR NET 50914    0  2 0 BEFORE & AFTER 8747  SUN DECKED DESE 41382 173  NOT REVENGED
THE EDGE 51341          0  1 0 BEING THERE 5172     HIGH ELF              177  NONE
DA MILL 54246           0  1 0 BIG BANG THEORY 4682 WURM KIN              177  NONE
JZ FENG 30897           3  4 0 BIRDEMIC 5439        PECULIAR SNOTLI 47807 173  NOT REVENGED
DEADSINS 51726          0  2 0 BLACK COLOSSUS  8888 EMPOWER 41927         177   
BLAH 49185              0  1 0 CLASH RADIO 5410     ARENAMASTER           177  NONE
BLAH 1 51349            0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 7280   STONE GOLEM           177  NONE
MODERN BASEBALL 51350   0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 7280   WURM KIN              177  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SPOILER ALERT 41920     1  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 7280   JOCULARITY ITCH 40712 177   
BLAH 50256              0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO X 7282 ARENAMASTER           177  NONE
BLAH 2 50257            0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO X 7282 BLACK ORC             177  NONE
SILD GLOVE 50255        0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO X 7282 DARK CHAMPION         177  NONE
BANDIT PRINCE           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           I WAS YOUNG 33613     177  NONE
DAR 51639               0  1 0 DORKS OF AR 8871     HIGH ELF              177  NONE
CHULUPA 33232           0  2 0 EL CAMINO GUAPO 5116 BANDIT PRINCE         177  NONE
GANSO VICIOSO 28835     1  1 0 EL CAMINO GUAPO 5116 SHEWISH GIANT         177  NONE
BLAH 51339              0  1 0 EL CAMINO:TRES 5118  ARENAMASTER           177  NONE
VULTURE WINGS 47696     1  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 21 8245 FLUKY LUMMOX 47548    177   
BLAH 1 51353            0  1 0 FLOYD RADIO 5411     DARK CHAMPION         177  NONE
EYEBALL STABBER 44895   4  2 1 FLOYD RADIO 5411     WHOPPER FLOPPER 46429 177   
STRETCH ARMSTRO 44896   0  6 0 FLOYD RADIO 5411     ARENAMASTER           177  NONE
SMELLY SOCKS 40285      4  2 0 FORGOTTEN HEROE 7024 AIMED BLOWS 34546     175   
GREEK 50247             0  1 0 INTERNATIONAL D 7165 MOUNTAIN TROLL        177  NONE
SMELLY BOX 44483        5  6 0 MOR WINT TEAMS  7722 HEARTBREAKER 40566    177   
BLAH 1 51342            0  1 0 MOTHERSHIP TEMP 5886 SPYMASTER             177  NONE
FINGER PUPPET 50252     0  1 0 MOTHERSHIP TEMP 5886 WURM KIN              177  NONE
LOCAL 51837             0  1 0 NEWS 8909            SHEWISH GIANT         177  NONE
LOCAL 51839             0  1 0 NEWS 8909            BLACK ORC             177  NONE
BLAH 47142              0  1 0 OBELISK 015 8152     BLACK ORC             177  NONE
CURD 47141              0  1 0 OBELISK 015 8152     STONE GOLEM           177  NONE
GOOIEST 47139           0  1 0 OBELISK 015 8152     BANDIT PRINCE         177  NONE
WALLOW 47143            0  1 0 OBELISK 015 8152     WURM KIN              177  NONE
AIN'T BUSTING 53458     0  1 0 ONLY THAT REAL! 8813 MOUNTAIN TROLL        177  NONE
DEAL SIGNER 53459       0  1 0 ONLY THAT REAL! 8813 DARK CHAMPION         177  NONE
POCKETS 45586           0  2 0 PAID IN FULL 6368    ANGELS BLOOD 51099    176   
AYERS ROCK 10654        4  6 0 PASSPORT REQUIR 1924 MICRO 42149           176   
CHERRY 51626            0  1 0 PIES 8868            RIPPLE 47123          177   
CHILDREN OF PAS 47050   0  1 0 R.I.P. 7164          WURM KIN              177  NONE
GEORGE R.R. MAR 47049   0  1 0 R.I.P. 7164          WURM KIN              177  NONE
BLAH 100 51354          0  1 0 SEEMS LIKE YEST 5885 SPYMASTER             177  NONE
DA1 48909               0  1 0 THE L'ANGELLES 8410  BLACK ORC             177  NONE
GRAN'MOTHER 48908       0  1 0 THE L'ANGELLES 8410  SHEWISH GIANT         177  NONE
PROJECT 50 48907        0  1 0 THE L'ANGELLES 8410  BLACK ORC             177  NONE
T.C. 48911              0  1 0 THE L'ANGELLES 8410  STONE GOLEM           177  NONE
BLAH 1 51351            0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP  5121 DARK CHAMPION         177  NONE
DA1 48112               0  1 0 THE STONES 4459      BANDIT PRINCE         177  NONE
DA2 48114               0  1 0 THE STONES 4459      BANDIT PRINCE         177  NONE
DA3 48115               0  1 0 THE STONES 4459      STONE GOLEM           177  NONE
VALENCIA 35414          4  7 1 THIRSTY THUGS 1 6192 BOLT OF LIGHTNI 36457 173  NOT REVENGED
TITANIUM TITAN 49135    1  3 0 TOUGH METALS 8444    TEXAS SYN 51337       176   
RYNE O'PLASTY 38183     1 12 0 VANITY 5432          BANDIT PRINCE         177  NONE
JUNKER 51348            0  1 0 VOLVO 5713           HIGH ELF              177  NONE
JUAN SANCHEZ 46099      0  1 0 XCOM BETA 7965       7 SEAS OF RHYE 3479   173  NOT REVENGED

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

I WAS YOUNG butchered BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RYNE O'PLASTY was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
STRETCH ARMSTRONG was easily killed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
CHULUPA was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
GANSO VICIOSO was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLAH 1 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
BLAH 1 was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLAH 100 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BLAH was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
JUNKER was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
T.C. was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
AIN'T BUSTING was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
LOCAL was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
COLD DRAKE was executed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
DEAL SIGNER was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena match.
AIR FRESHENER was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
BLAH 1 was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
GREEK was executed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena conflict.
THE EDGE was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
DA MILL was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was executed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
LOCAL was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
BLAH 1 was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena bout.
BLAH 2 was executed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
BIG STICK was executed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GRAN'MOTHER was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
PROJECT 50 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena bout.
DA3 was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA2 was executed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fray.
BLAH was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
DA1 was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
FINGER PUPPET was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SILD GLOVE was executed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CHILDREN OF PASSOVER was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLAH was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
GUESS WHO was executed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BLAH was easily killed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
WALLOW was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
MODERN BASEBALL was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
BLAH was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
CURD was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DAR was executed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
GOOIEST was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena bout.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN was executed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fray.
SPECTRE devastated HI-TOP FADE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HEARTBREAKER murdered SMELLY BOX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
INDIANA JONES overpowered JAY LEONARDO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
PICKLED NEWT demolished SASMA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BONDS unbelievably bested BONDED BY BLOOD in a popular 6 minute Challenge bout.
MY DYING BED vanquished IMNOTA GOAT in a exciting 3 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
FJORD vanquished JIMMY WIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MASTER PLAN was demolished by JULIANNE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SIX-PACK ABS was viciously subdued by PUMPKIN ESCOBAR in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
DEFINITELY devastated MCKENNA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CITADEL overcame 3 LIBRAS in a exciting 3 minute Challenge conflict.
MAIM AND POP beat LOVE BITES in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MR. POTATO HEADLESS subdued SECULAR OTTER in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
MAMMON beat GOOSE COMET in a action packed 1 minute Challenge bout.
KANPOV overpowered WET SNUB in a 1 minute uneven competition.
REASONABLE DOUBT was demolished by FISH HEAD SOUP in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CONSPIRACY THEORY was beaten by DIAL M FOR MEAT in a 1 minute veteran's battle.
IAN IS PRETTY! was luckily beaten by DEXTROUS LIPSTICK in a 2 minute conflict.
HOLLOW MAN devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided Title battle.
FRANCES FARMER was viciously subdued by OPEN GOITER in a exciting 2 minute match.
THE GNOME unbelievably bested KID COLA in a action packed 3 minute veteran's bout.
DEF JAM SHIRT overpowered LLIN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
LEGEND viciously subdued SLOTS WILD in a exciting 4 minute gory veteran's contest.
THE WHITE WHALE lost to WEBBED RYME in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
SPEAKERBOXXX was demolished by WARY COAL in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SOFTY CHEESE bested SILENT BOB in a popular 3 minute fight.
DEFILED TOAST butchered TERMINATOR in a 1 minute uneven match.
XXX won victory over CAHILL in a popular 1 minute bout.
ALDC was overpowered by NAJDORF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MICRO vanquished MARK TWAIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MC REN subdued DOS in a popular 3 minute one-sided duel.
SOMEBODY viciously subdued FRACTURED FURY in a 2 minute gruesome match.
BONITO PICAROS was devastated by OPAL RAVIOLI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
JACQUES LANTERN overpowered ZEKE THE FREAK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DOOM BISCUIT was vanquished by MATT GOES SPLAT in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
DIABOLICO CORTES handily defeated OF ICE AND GIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SHARP TIE was vanquished by LYNX in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BEDTIME was savagely defeated by CAN'T BEAT TUM in a 2 minute expert's fight.
WHOPPER FLOPPER easily killed EYEBALL STABBER in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
SLUG BUDDY overpowered HOCUS POCUS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CINCO demolished FOG HAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
HOTEL ARIZONA vanquished MOON PIE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SCRIPTED GROPE was devastated by SOME DONKUS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
CHAMPION was savagely defeated by SAUSAGE FINGERS in a action packed 4 minute fight.
KILLING IN THE NAME was subdued by MOLDY FEEDER in a exciting 2 minute fray.
XENON LIGHTS devastated GEORGE BURNS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HOT MESS was beaten by FREEBORN FAIRY in a action packed 3 minute duel.
BRUISE was demolished by GODLY DARTS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
POP GUN was overpowered by BARFUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
OLAF devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
CHAKA LUTHER KING overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched fight.
CURSE was defeated by WHIRLING INSOMNIA in a exciting 2 minute bout.
PRIMERIDIAN was overpowered by SPECTRE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
MEGA GATOR VS PREDAT overpowered XABI in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
EMPTY CASKET won victory over TOE HAIR in a action packed 3 minute contest.
SAUL STISS was overpowered by THE CLINTON YEARS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ROSA MEXICANA beat MOORINHO in a 2 minute fight.
PSY was handily defeated by MURDERFACE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CHAIN OF FOOLS won victory over STEALING in a 1 minute bout.
NARROW FEET devastated LUIS SUAREZ in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SHABAZZ viciously subdued ATO'D in a exciting 1 minute brutal competition.
ACRES OF SKIN vanquished JESSE CUSTER in a 2 minute uneven fight.
GATES OF MIDIAN was handily defeated by PRETEEN PANDA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
AGAIN WE RISE handily defeated MOON LANDING in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
CAPTAIN MAGMA devastated BABBOON in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
5 MINUTES ALONE vanquished NOTHIN' FUNNY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MUGATU MORIATU defeated PRODIGY in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
ERNIE ERNESTO was bested by SWEET JESUS in a 1 minute match.
ZOOMERANG handily defeated JO ANN SUE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
SUCCUBUS was vanquished by RIO BLAZE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SPOILER ALERT was slaughtered by JOCULARITY ITCH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SKYE vanquished THE PRIMARY SOURCE in a 2 minute mismatched match.
MASSAGE PARLOR overcame WOOLY BULLY in a action packed 1 minute contest.
AROMATIC PRIESTESS was slaughtered by ASHLEY YOUNG in a 1 minute uneven fray.
VISIONS was bested by BLAK LOTUS in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
BALTIMORE ZOO vanquished MONSTEROUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTERY CRITICAL overpowered IPANEMA GIRL in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
COYOTE was overcome by TIN WOMAN in a 2 minute struggle.
BOJANGLES defeated LAIR CHIME in a 2 minute match.
HAPPY DAYS viciously subdued MATT THE HAT in a exciting 4 minute bloody brawl.
KARDASHIAN overpowered WILROL in a 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
PIZZA was demolished by TEST in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
RIOT FIGHT beat HOP! in a exciting 2 minute bloody bout.
CONSPIRACY vanquished TURTLE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
AMBROSIA demolished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
GUN SHOTS demolished GUNG HO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SAUSAGE PUFF demolished MIRROR'S GAZE in a 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
DEADSINS was slain by EMPOWER in a 1 minute fight.
KEITH RICHARDS overpowered RUBY RELAXER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BOEC viciously subdued THIRD EYE in a 2 minute brutal battle.
HATEFUL demolished CATNAP FANG in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
BANE STOPPER was defeated by LAST CHILD in a exciting 1 minute match.
R.I.P. was beaten by SLOTH LIASON in a 1 minute duel.
RADICAL PLASMA was overpowered by I BEAT MEAT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HW CLEARED CHATZY was savagely defeated by SPACEMAN GIRLFRIEND in a 1 minute duel.
PULLING TEETH was subdued by WALTER WILL in a 2 minute struggle.
DROGHE handily defeated MAYBE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OSCAR was luckily beaten by STINGRAY in a exciting 4 minute gory struggle.
TEXAS SYN was viciously subdued by SUPER SLO MO in a action packed 4 minute conflict.
MONGOOSE subdued BOBO in a 2 minute novice's struggle.
KANGAROO overpowered SPUTTER MASH in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ZODIAC KING unbelievably bested POLYMER BINNACLE in a 2 minute duel.
VULTURE WINGS was slaughtered by FLUKY LUMMOX in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
GUILT PIXIE won victory over JOHN WAYNE MACY'S in a 1 minute novice's competition.
JAYBIRD TROT was outwaited by BAD in a exciting 8 minute amateur's struggle.
HELLO KILLER was beaten by INSTEP DOORMAN in a exciting 1 minute amateur's bout.
BLIND PIKE viciously subdued FINN in a popular 6 minute brutal beginner's fight.
AGNOSTIC CHASER demolished FERAL CHILD in a 1 minute uneven bout.
GLOBULAR VENALITY was beaten by FOLKWAY in a popular 2 minute novice's duel.
FONTAINEBLEAU bested S.M. JOHNSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's struggle.
LEGO MY EGO was overpowered by HEARTH BAH in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
NTH BRICK handily defeated SOUTH BRONX in a 1 minute uneven bout.
AORTA slaughtered WOMAN W/QS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
FITTING SPRINT was subdued by JUICY J in a exciting 1 minute match.
EAZY-E was demolished by SOULBREAKER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
OLD DROOG was overpowered by ECO POWER in a popular 1 minute mismatched struggle.
P190 defeated NAMASTE in a exciting 1 minute match.
SEPTUM DRESS overpowered EAT YOUR FEET in a 1 minute mismatched match.
STINGY FREEDOM was narrowly defeated by APPLE in a 4 minute novice's match.
DROPPER COAT was viciously subdued by LITTLE DOCTOR in a exciting 8 minute conflict.
SURGE won victory over ANTIBIOTIC in a action packed 4 minute novice's match.
JODY was overpowered by SPANISH BOMBS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CHERRY was killed by RIPPLE in a 2 minute bloody novice's fray.
STOCK EXCHANGE TRADE was unbelievably bested by HEART SHAPED BOX in a 3 minute bout.
BAD was beaten by CATCH 22 in a 3 minute novice's match.
NASTY GROATS overpowered SLASHER TWO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RED'S RYE handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 3 minute mismatched fight.
ALPHA KLAUS handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SLASHER ONE was beaten by SPUMONI ZONE in a 2 minute novice's duel.
PAINLESS WOLF was unbelievably bested by DODGE WOW in a 2 minute match.
MICK devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TRANSITIONS devastated TOMORROW in a 2 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  76         TOTAL PARRY      104 -  86 -  3      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 69         STRIKING ATTACK  188 - 173 - 11      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      59         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  30 -  1      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     29         AIMED BLOW       175 - 204 -  6      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 29         SLASHING ATTACK   80 -  96 - 10      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   16         LUNGING ATTACK   176 - 236 -  8      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         WALL OF STEEL     49 -  84 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  32 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  26 -  1      26  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  72 -  2      13  |

Turn 177 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       18 - 11     AIMED BLOW        27 - 32         5  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK   31 - 38         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      9 -  7     LUNGING ATTACK    32 - 44         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK   10 - 19         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  9     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  HOLLOW MAN -32617          10   2  0  116 DIGNITY (5773)
AIMED BLOW       KANPOV -29905              11   3  1  111 THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235)
LUNGING ATTACK   FJORD -29190               10   6  0  106 IDIOCRACY (4683)
TOTAL PARRY      DIAL M FOR MEAT -31068     12   5  1   97 011411L (3847)
WALL OF STEEL    DEXTROUS LIPSTICK -28158    7   5  0   95 TEAM RANDOM 16 (6548)
SLASHING ATTACK  CONSPIRACY THEORY 30698     6   5  0   86 FLOYD RADIO (5411)
PARRY-STRIKE     SKYE -24386                 3   2  0   37 OTTODROME 132 (7170)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MY DYING BED -32654.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LITTLE DOCTOR -24384.  The ten other most popular fighters were TOE HAIR 
13471, BONDED BY BLOOD -22443, OSCAR -24089, SILENT BOB -23393, ANTIBIOTIC -18396, 
STOCK EXCHANGE TRADE -18488, MY DYING BED -32654, IAN IS PRETTY! -32415, KID COLA 
30693, and SLOTS WILD -32481.

The least popular fighter this week was BAD -26397.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FINN -13896, T.C. -16625, TOMORROW -14196, RED'S RYE -13671, SLASHER 
TWO -26787, JODY -16626, DROPPER COAT -11170, EAT YOUR FEET -29038, EAZY-E -14804, 
and FITTING SPRINT -11090.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

JIMMY WIN (84-30898) BIRDEMIC