DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/15/2016    Duedate: 09/28/2016

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 215

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

REDICULOUS
SIC 'EM (7202)
(84-41392) [20-7-0,136]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

REDICULOUS                     NASIR JONES
SIC 'EM (7202)                 GOD'S SON (6913)
(84-41392) [20-7-0,136]        (84-39642) [6-2-0,67]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

GLOBULAR VENALITY              ABDUL ALHAZRED
SICK DAY 25 (9347)             TOME OF DARKNESS (9575)
(84-54215) [14-21-1,92]        (84-55485) [10-5-0,101]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FASHION NUGGET (4448)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PASTA LA VISTA (9412)         45 
2. FASHION NUGGET (4448)         31    SPIDER CREW (9446)
3. JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)          26    Unchartered Team
4. N.W.A. (4830)                 18 
5. 80S MOVIES (8020)             17    SOUP FORCES 37 (3759)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*SOUP FORCES 37 (3759)      5   0  0 100.   1/ 6 FASHION NUGGET (4448)     7  5 1
 2- 2*FH13 (9512)                4   0  0 100.   2/ 1 BATTLE OF LA (5181)       6  0 0
 3- 3*CHICAGO BOUND 16 (9453)    2   0  0 100.   3/ 2 N.W.A. (4830)             6  0 0
 4- 4*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5199)  2   0  0 100.   4/ 8 80S MOVIES (8020)         5  1 0
 5/ 0*OTTODROME 130 (7052)       1   0  1 100.   5/ 9 BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     5  1 0
 6/ 0*THE DEVIL'S LUCK (8034)    1   0  0 100.   6- 4 FINGER LICKIN (8407)      4  0 0
 7- 5*CONS II (8155)             1   0  0 100.   7- 3 THAT'S RIGHT (8405)       4  2 1
 8/ 0*SIXATE 1 (7152)            1   0  0 100.   8/53 JONES (9253)              4  2 0
 9- 7 STEEL PATH 1 (3692)       11   2  1 84.6   9/23 AL BUMS V (4139)          4  2 0
10/ 1*PUB CRAWLERS 32 (9291)     4   1  1 80.0  10/ 5 D DAY (5448)              4  4 0
11/ 0*SOUP FORCES 62 (3784)      4   1  1 80.0  11/57 THE DONALD (9408)         4  5 0
12/12*USDA (2857)                4   1  1 80.0  12/10 WILD THINGS (6974)        4  5 0
13- 8*PHILANTHROPISTS49 (1655)   4   1  1 80.0  13/12*USDA (2857)               3  0 1
14-10 MASS PAIN (8442)          10   3  0 76.9  14/40*SCIENCE IS FUN (9750)     3  0 0
15/26*WOS ADU (3584)             3   1  0 75.0  15/14*THE ONE YOU LOVE (9255)   3  0 0
16/17 SPIDER CREW (9446)         8   3  0 72.7  16/17 SIC 'EM (7202)            3  0 0
17-14 CHI 2014 AA (8323)         8   3  0 72.7  17/50 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    3  0 0
18/19 JONES (9253)              18   7  0 72.0  18-20 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       3  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-18*ABSURD HEROES XI (8369)    7   3  0 70.0  19/33 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     3  0 0
20/20 I'M HISTORY (2147)        73  33  1 68.9  20/34 FAMILY PETS (5780)        3  0 0
21-21 TOM THUMB BLUES (7203)    15   7  2 68.2  21/35 VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     3  0 0
22/15 TOME OF DARKNESS (9575)   10   5  0 66.7  22/18 BEING THERE (5172)        3  1 0
23/33*WOB ABB (3119)             6   3  0 66.7  23/22 DUEL HACKS (8733)         3  3 0
24/37*SCIENCE IS FUN (9750)      4   2  0 66.7  24/59 BOOK BINGE (5756)         3  3 0
25-23*THE SUPERHEROES (8635)     2   1  0 66.7  25/21 CROOKED RAIN (5155)       3  4 0
26/ 0*CHICAGO BOUND 15 (9452)    2   1  0 66.7  26-24 BODY BY OTTO (9409)       3  5 1
27-24*CONS III (8154)            2   1  0 66.7  27/60 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      3  9 1
28-25*WOS ADW (3582)             2   1  0 66.7  28-37 THIRSTY THUGS 1508 (9172) 2  0 1
29/ 0*WOS ABO (3544)             2   1  0 66.7  29-39 FINAL CRUSADE (9483)      2  0 0
30/ 0*SOUP FORCES 53 (3775)      2   1  0 66.7  30/28 SPIDER CREW (9446)        2  0 0
31/ 0*SOUP FORCES 60 (3782)      2   1  0 66.7  31-45 GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  2  0 0
32/ 0*SOUP FORCES 79 (3801)      2   1  0 66.7  32-29*LAST DELTA FLIGHT (7792)  2  0 0
33/ 0*SOUP FORCES 83 (3805)      2   1  0 66.7  33/92 STANKONIA (7881)          2  0 0
34-27*SOUP FORCES 91 (3813)      2   1  0 66.7  34-16*ABSURD HEROES XI (8369)   2  0 0
35-28 ENTER THE WU (4831)       39  20  3 66.1  35-36*PHILANTHROPISTS49 (1655)  2  0 0
36/30 SIC 'EM (7202)            20  11  0 64.5  36/13 TOME OF DARKNESS (9575)   2  1 0
37-29 FINAL CRUSADE (9483)       9   5  0 64.3  37/11*PUB CRAWLERS 32 (9291)    2  1 0
38/16 SAD SPRING XV (9665)       7   4  0 63.6  38/15 SICK DAY 25 (9347)        2  1 0
39-31 THIRSTY THUGS 1418 (8221) 12   7  0 63.2  39/42 80'S MUSIC (8017)         2  1 0
40/34 SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   15   9  1 62.5  13/113 FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    2  1 0
41-32*PAINFULL VIBES (8441)      5   3  0 62.5  41/49 FEAR FACTORY 7 (7489)     2  1 0
42/43*102811J (4541)             5   3  0 62.5  15/115 THIRSTY THUGS 1354 (6836) 2  1 0
43-35 THAT'S RIGHT (8405)       20  13  4 60.6  19/119 HURRICANE (5905)          2  1 0
44/42 MORE Q STUFF (1335)        9   6  0 60.0  01/101 CYPRESS HILL (5177)       2  1 0
45/22 THIRSTY THUGS 1429 (8858)  6   4  1 60.0  45/52 VANITY (5432)             2  1 0
46-38*WOB AEE (3038)             3   2  0 60.0  46/ 7 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  2  2 1
47-39 WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (3694) 49  33  8 59.8  47/46 SOME OLD B (8453)         2  2 0
48/47 80S MOVIES (8020)         29  21  1 58.0  28/128 JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)      2  4 0
49/45 BATTLE OF LA (5181)       55  40  2 57.9  49/58 GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    2  4 0
50-41 WAY OF THE SWORD C (3693) 28  21  2 57.1  50/55 102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 2  4 0
51-44*WOB ACH (3088)             4   3  0 57.1  51/ 0*OTTODROME 130 (7052)      1  0 1
52-46 FINGER LICKIN (8407)      17  13  1 56.7  52-25 TOM THUMB BLUES (7203)    1  0 1
53/36 LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)    9   7  0 56.2  53-27*FH13 (9512)               1  0 0
54/51 N.W.A. (4830)             39  31  1 55.7  54-62*VEHICLES (9751)           1  0 0
55-48 SECRET TRYSTS (1861)      10   8  0 55.6  55-63*THE SUPERHEROES (8635)    1  0 0
56/53 VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     20  17  1 54.1  56/ 0*CHICAGO BOUND 15 (9452)   1  0 0
57/58 JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)      14  12  1 53.8  57-88*PUB CRAWLERS 24 (9283)    1  0 0
58-52 THIRSTY THUGS 1321 (6216)  7   6  1 53.8  58-64*CHICAGO BOUND 16 (9453)   1  0 0
59/54 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     40  35  2 53.3  59-30*CONS III (8154)           1  0 0
60/56 032311E (3876)            18  16  1 52.9  60-67*CONS II (8155)            1  0 0
61-55 WAY OUT (8451)            12  11  3 52.2  61/ 0*THE DEVIL'S LUCK (8034)   1  0 0
62/50 99 OF 100 USERS (7321)    12  11  0 52.2  62-91 CHI 2014 AA (8323)        1  0 0
63/73 BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     48  48  2 50.0  63-93*LINGUISTS (7919)          1  0 0
64/72 INNERVISIONS (4748)       33  33  1 50.0  64-68*PAINFULL VIBES (8441)     1  0 0
65-61*PLAGUEWIND I (9477)        4   4  0 50.0  65-31 MASS PAIN (8442)          1  0 0
66-63*LINGUISTS (7919)           3   3  0 50.0  53/153*MAILIN TIME (8564)        1  0 0
67-64*PUB CRAWLERS 24 (9283)     2   2  0 50.0  67/96*GOD'S SON (6913)          1  0 0
68-65*WINNERS (6709)             2   2  0 50.0  68/ 0*SIXATE 1 (7152)           1  0 0
37/137*SOUP FORCES 31 (3753)      2   2  0 50.0  69-32 3 FLOYDS BREWING (7267)   1  0 0
70-68*TEAM UNLUCKY (8757)        1   1  0 50.0  70-71*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5199) 1  0 0
71-70*CIRCLES OF HELL! (7726)    1   1  0 50.0  16/116 FLOYD RADIO (5411)        1  0 0
72/ 0*WOS BAK (4004)             1   1  0 50.0  00/100 SEEMS LIKE YESTERD (5885) 1  0 0
73-71*G FORCE 1 (276)            1   1  0 50.0  25/125*MARMADUKE'S PILE (5897)   1  0 0
74/57 SOME OLD B (8453)         18  19  3 48.6  74-73 ENTER THE WU (4831)       1  0 0
75/78 HURRICANE (5905)          18  19  1 48.6  75/ 0*SOUP FORCES 79 (3801)     1  0 0
76/79 STANKONIA (7881)          25  27  3 48.1  76/ 0*WOS ABO (3544)            1  0 0
77-75 3 FLOYDS BREWING (7267)   11  12  0 47.8  77-76 STEEL PATH 1 (3692)       1  0 0
78-76 BODY BY OTTO (9409)       19  21  5 47.5  78-77 WAY OF THE SWORD C (3693) 1  0 0
79/82 AL BUMS V (4139)          45  50  2 47.4  79-78 WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (3694) 1  0 0
80/60 THE DOWNWARD SPIRA (5170)  9  10  0 47.4  80/ 0*SOUP FORCES 37 (3759)     1  0 0
81/81 BOOK BINGE (5756)         21  24  0 46.7  81-79*WOB AEE (3038)            1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/84 BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 72  84  3 46.2  26/126*CONFUSION (2252)          1  0 0
83/74 CROOKED RAIN (5155)       18  21  1 46.2  83/80 MORE Q STUFF (1335)       1  0 0
84-83*NU BLU (9256)              6   7  0 46.2  84-81*PHILNTHROPISTS23 (1404)   1  0 0
85/59 102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 11  13  0 45.8  85/83 SAD SPRING XV (9665)      1  1 0
86/86 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  43  51  3 45.7  86/84 MY HEROES! (9676)         1  1 0
87-85 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       21  25  0 45.7  87/85 SNOWY SPRING (9678)       1  1 0
88-87 THIRSTY THUGS 1508 (9172)  5   6  2 45.5  88-54*NU BLU (9256)             1  1 0
09/109*THE ONE YOU LOVE (9255)    5   6  0 45.5  08-108 THIRSTY THUGS 1466 (8835) 1  1 0
90/89 D DAY (5448)              29  36  1 44.6  27-127*SAMPLED (9247)            1  1 0
91/80 STATIC SANITY (7606)       8  10  0 44.4  91/65*FELLAS 26 (8559)          1  1 0
92/62*GLORIOUS TEAM #19 (9076)   4   5  0 44.4  92-43 THIRSTY THUGS 1410 (8207) 1  1 0
08/108 SNOWY SPRING (9678)        7   9  1 43.7  12-112*UNLIKELY HEROES EA (7970) 1  1 0
94/98 BEING THERE (5172)        37  48  3 43.5  94-44*COVERING GROUND (8446)    1  1 0
95/92 VANITY (5432)             50  66  3 43.1  95-38 WAY OUT (8451)            1  1 0
20/120 FASHION NUGGET (4448)     12  16  1 42.9  96-95*CIRCLES OF HELL! (7726)   1  1 0
97-93 THIRSTY THUGS 1410 (8207)  6   8  1 42.9  14-114 GETO BOYS (7199)          1  1 0
98-94*ANCIENT CURSE (9492)       3   4  0 42.9  42/142 FEAR FACTORY 12 (7494)    1  1 0
99-95*WORTHLESS SCRUBS (4762)    3   4  0 42.9  99-51 THIRSTY THUGS 1321 (6216) 1  1 0
00/96 CLASH RADIO (5410)        26  35  1 42.6  00/70 THE DOWNWARD SPIRA (5170) 1  1 0
06/106 FAMILY PETS (5780)        30  42  0 41.7  01/19 CLASH RADIO (5410)        1  1 0
02-102*COVERING GROUND (8446)     5   7  0 41.7  44/144 MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   1  1 0
04-104 GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  12  17  0 41.4  03-56 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    1  1 0
04/91 MY FAVORITE THINGS (7304)  7  10  0 41.2  64/164*WOS ADU (3584)            1  1 0
05/97 GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    22  32  3 40.7  65/165*SOUP FORCES 31 (3753)     1  1 0
06/99 DUEL HACKS (8733)         18  27  3 40.0  67/167 032311E (3876)            1  1 0
03/103 80'S MUSIC (8017)         12  18  0 40.0  04-104*EAGLE VS SHARK (4036)     1  1 0
25/125 THIRSTY THUGS 1354 (6836)  8  12  0 40.0  68/168*WOB ABB (3119)            1  1 0
26/126 CYPRESS HILL (5177)        8  12  0 40.0  21-121 SECRET TRYSTS (1861)      1  1 0
11-111*LAST DELTA FLIGHT (7792)   2   3  0 40.0  05-105*G FORCE 1 (276)           1  1 0
11/66*BELGARIAD 9 (3502)         2   3  0 40.0  11/41 THIRSTY THUGS 1429 (8858) 1  2 0
60/160*CONFUSION (2252)           2   3  0 40.0  12/89*KHORSPRAETORIANS I (9309) 1  2 0
16/116 FEAR FACTORY 7 (7489)     19  29  1 39.6  31/131 SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   1  2 0
17/117 THE DONALD (9408)         15  23  0 39.5  35/135 BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 1  2 0
13/113 WILD THINGS (6974)        37  58  2 38.9  15/47 MY FAVORITE THINGS (7304) 1  2 0
23/123 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    14  22  1 38.9  16/48 99 OF 100 USERS (7321)    1  2 0
28/128 MY HEROES! (9676)         12  19  0 38.7  37/137*102811J (4541)            1  2 0
05/105 PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     10  16  2 38.5  20/120 INNERVISIONS (4748)       1  2 0
01/101 SEQUELS (8505)             5   8  1 38.5  22-122 ARREST ASSURED (9413)     1  3 0
32/132*MARMADUKE'S PILE (5897)    5   8  0 38.5  20/97 WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      1  3 0
15-115 FEAR FACTORY 4 (7486)     18  29  1 38.3  32/132 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      1  4 0
30/130 SEEMS LIKE YESTERD (5885) 11  18  1 37.9  33/133 PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     1  6 0
18/118 WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      32  54  2 37.2  30/130 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   0  6 0
19/119 BALLERS (5445)            11  19  0 36.7  09/109 KHORS GUARDIANS KJ (9203) 0  3 0
24/124 SICK DAY 25 (9347)        14  25  1 35.9  07/107*GLORIOUS TEAM #19 (9076)  0  3 0
27/127 KHORS GUARDIANS KJ (9203) 11  20  1 35.5  11/111 LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)   0  3 0
38/138 FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    11  21  0 34.4  34/134 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 0  3 0
39/139 FLOYD RADIO (5411)        13  26  1 33.3  36/136 BALLERS (5445)            0  3 0
33-133*SAMPLED (9247)             3   6  0 33.3  29/94 SEQUELS (8505)            0  2 0
22/122*WOS ABS (3473)             3   6  0 33.3  57/157 STATIC SANITY (7606)      0  2 0
10/110*FELLAS 26 (8559)           2   4  1 33.3  62/162*BELGARIAD 9 (3502)        0  2 0
34-134*PHILNTHROPISTS23 (1404)    2   4  0 33.3  61/161*WOS ABS (3473)            0  2 0
35-135*COUNTRY LEGENDS (9753)     1   2  0 33.3  70/170 I'M HISTORY (2147)        0  2 0
36-136*THIRSTY THUGS 1451 (8850)  1   2  0 33.3  71/171 011609F (1274)            0  2 0
35/69*KHORSPRAETORIANS I (9309)  1   2  0 33.3  47-147*COUNTRY LEGENDS (9753)    0  1 0
72/172*MAILIN TIME (8564)         1   2  0 33.3  38-138*PLAGUEWIND I (9477)       0  1 0
37/ 0*SOUP FORCES 36 (3758)      1   2  0 33.3  39-139*ANCIENT CURSE (9492)      0  1 0
31/131 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      15  31  1 32.6  48-148*TEAM UNLUCKY (8757)       0  1 0
40/140 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      11  23  1 32.4  06-106*BACK UP MAN (9251)        0  1 0
49/149*GOD'S SON (6913)           6  13  0 31.6  40-86*THIRSTY THUGS 1451 (8850) 0  1 0
42-142 GETO BOYS (7199)           5  11  0 31.2  41-90 THIRSTY THUGS 1418 (8221) 0  1 0
43-143 GEMMELL (6106)            19  42  1 31.1  52-152*EASY RAIDERS (8016)       0  1 0
44-144 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    34  76  0 30.9  29-129*GROOVE HOLMES (8411)      0  1 0
47-147 CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       24  56  2 30.0  44/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 20 (8240)    0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
57/157 FEAR FACTORY 12 (7494)     6  15  0 28.6  24/124*COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)     0  1 0
52/152 MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   12  31  0 27.9  46-98 FEAR FACTORY 4 (7486)     0  1 0
48/148 011609F (1274)             6  16  0 27.3  47/ 0*ANYBODY HOME? (7634)      0  1 0
53-153 COMMON SCENTS (6374)       4  11  0 26.7  43-143 GEMMELL (6106)            0  1 0
51/151 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 11  31  0 26.2  49-99 COMMON SCENTS (6374)      0  1 0
54-154 LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)   17  50  1 25.4  58-158*WINNERS (6709)            0  1 0
59-159*VEHICLES (9751)            1   3  0 25.0  45-145 LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)   0  1 0
55/155 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)    6  20  1 23.1  03-103*WORTHLESS SCRUBS (4762)   0  1 0
63-163*BACK UP MAN (9251)         5  18  1 21.7  46-146 CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       0  1 0
64-164 THIRSTY THUGS 1466 (8835)  2   8  0 20.0  63-163*WOS ADW (3582)            0  1 0
62/162*COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)      2   8  0 20.0  55/ 0*SOUP FORCES 36 (3758)     0  1 0
65-165*EAGLE VS SHARK (4036)      2   8  0 20.0  56/ 0*SOUP FORCES 53 (3775)     0  1 0
66-166*UNLIKELY HEROES EA (7970)  1   4  0 20.0  57/ 0*SOUP FORCES 60 (3782)     0  1 0
67-167*EASY RAIDERS (8016)        1   4  0 20.0  58/ 0*SOUP FORCES 62 (3784)     0  1 0
68-168 ARREST ASSURED (9413)      3  13  1 18.7  59/ 0*SOUP FORCES 83 (3805)     0  1 0
69-169*GROOVE HOLMES (8411)       1   6  0 14.3  66-166*SOUP FORCES 91 (3813)     0  1 0
61/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 20 (8240)     0  10  0  0.0  61/ 0*WOS BAK (4004)            0  1 0
62/ 0*ANYBODY HOME? (7634)       0   1  0  0.0  69-169*WOB ACH (3088)            0  1 0
74-174*VENETIAN XIV (1393)        0   1  0  0.0  72-172*VENETIAN XIV (1393)       0  1 0

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                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Nothing is certain in BLACKSTONE, with 
changing loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top team--FASHION 
NUGGET.  Managers were muttering after JONES showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  
2-0-0 to move up by 45.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, AL BUMS V 
blew up the rankings to 14!  Perhaps it is THE DONALD members' intannibility that 
enabled them to move from 57th to 11th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) 
Managers were muttering after SCIENCE IS FUN showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  
1-0-0 to move up by 26.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, FEAR 
FACTORY 15 blew up the rankings to 33!  Managers were muttering after A LOT TO LAUGH 
showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 14.  Perhaps it is FAMILY 
PETS members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 34th to 20th last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after VIOLENT FEMMES showed 
BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 14.  Like a chunk of francium 
heaved into a wet pond, BOOK BINGE blew up the rankings to 35!  Managers were 
muttering after SUHT YOURSELF showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-3-0 to move up 
by 33.  Perhaps it is STANKONIA members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 
92nd to 33rd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Thinking about sending their 
team manager to the Dark Arena is TOME OF DARKNESS, after suffering a 23 drop in 
ranking.  The boys at PUB CRAWLERS 32 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and 
love, after suffering a 26 drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has 
swept the stable of SICK DAY 25.  Note their drop in the rankings from 15th to 38th.  
Watch out!!!  Managers were muttering after FEAR FACTORY 21 showed BLACKSTONE what 
they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 73.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet 
pond, THIRSTY THUGS 1354 blew up the rankings to 73!  Managers were muttering after 
HURRICANE showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 76.  Perhaps it 
is CYPRESS HILL members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 101st to 44th 
last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Thinking about sending their team manager to 
the Dark Arena is THE MOTHERSHIP AG, after suffering a 39 drop in ranking.  Like a 
chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, JOBS I'VE HAD blew up the rankings to 80!  
Managers were muttering after MAILIN TIME showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  
1-0-0 to move up by 87.  Perhaps it is GOD'S SON members' intannibility that enabled 
them to move from 96th to 67th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk 
of francium heaved into a wet pond, FLOYD RADIO blew up the rankings to 45!  Managers 
were muttering after SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  
1-0-0 to move up by 28.  Perhaps it is MARMADUKE'S PILE members' intannibility that 
enabled them to move from 125th to 73rd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like 
a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, CONFUSION blew up the rankings to 44!  
The boys at FELLAS 26 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after 
suffering a 26 drop last week.  Managers were muttering after FEAR FACTORY 12 showed 
BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 44.  Rumor has it an incurable 
disease has swept the stable of THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL.  Note their drop in the rankings 
from 70th to 100th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the 
Dark Arena is CLASH RADIO, after suffering a 82 drop in ranking.  Like a chunk of 
francium heaved into a wet pond, MOTHERSHIP TEMPE blew up the rankings to 42!  
Perhaps it is WOS ADU members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 164th to 
104th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after SOUP 
FORCES 31 showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 60.  Like a 
chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, 032311E blew up the rankings to 61!  
Perhaps it is WOB ABB members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 168th to 
108th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) The boys at THIRSTY THUGS 1429 aren't 
the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 70 drop last week.  
Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of KHORSPRAETORIANS III.  Note 
their drop in the rankings from 89th to 112th.  Watch out!!!  Managers were muttering 
after SPIRIT'S SPIRITS showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 18. 
Perhaps it is BASH BROS CHILDREN members' intannibility that enabled them to move 
from 135th to 114th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Thinking about sending 
their team manager to the Dark Arena is MY FAVORITE THINGS 3, after suffering a 68 
drop in ranking.  The boys at 99 OF 100 USERS aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all 
know and love, after suffering a 68 drop last week.  Like a chunk of francium heaved 
into a wet pond, 102811J blew up the rankings to 20!  Rumor has it an incurable 
disease has swept the stable of WILD THINGS 2.  Note their drop in the rankings from 
97th to 120th.  Watch out!!!  Managers were muttering after UNGENTLE BENS showed 
BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-1-0 to move up by 11.  Perhaps it is PASTA LA VISTA 
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 133rd to 122nd last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena 
is KHORS GUARDIANS KJV, after suffering a 15 drop in ranking.  Rumor has it an 
incurable disease has swept the stable of GLORIOUS TEAM #19.  Note their drop in the 
rankings from 107th to 125th.  Watch out!!!  The boys at LUNATIC THOUGHTS aren't the 
happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 15 drop last week.  
Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of SEQUELS.  Note their drop 
in the rankings from 94th to 129th.  Watch out!!!  Managers were muttering after 
STATIC SANITY showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  0-1-0 to move up by 27.  Like a 
chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, BELGARIAD 9 blew up the rankings to 31!  
Perhaps it is WOS ABS members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 161st to 
132nd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after I'M 
HISTORY showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  0-1-0 to move up by 37.  Perhaps it is 
011609F members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 171st to 134th last 
week...  (Less time in the sun...) Thinking about sending their team manager to the 
Dark Arena is COLLEGE RADIO*, after suffering a 21 drop in ranking.  Say what you 
will about blind luck and dirty fighting, but BEING THERE will tell you 37-48-3 is 
nothing to laugh at...  PASTA LA VISTA had cause to celebrate, after ANGEL HAIR got 
22 points by beating CUT YOUR HAIR.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, ANGEL 
HAIR was winsome, after beating CUT YOUR HAIR and seeing him lose 17 points.  You 
could cut the tension with a scimitar as LOVE BITES of 80'S MUSIC met the Duelmaster. 
LOVE BITES found out that BLACKSTONE isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be the best to 
be Duelmaster here!  Word has it one team in BLACKSTONE is taking speech lessons to 
try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the 
lion, so did the "warriors" in BLACKSTONE avoid WAY OF THE BLADE 2.  The warriors of 
WAY OF THE BLADE 2 found their efforts at combat frustrated as 80S MOVIES apparently 
had more important things to do than fight.  Is it charming personality?  
Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, BEDTIME is the most 
challenged warrior.  Take heed BLACKSTONE, of the unprincipled action of BEDTIME.  By 
challenging BEELRETH, 32 points below him, BEDTIME besmirches the noble art of 
dueling.  BEDTIME won victory over BEELRETH.  The whole thing leaves a bitter memory. 
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
TELELESTAI of KHORS GUARDIANS KJV, possessing a sorry record  of 11-20-1, lost hers 
last battle to PRIMERIDIAN of THE MOTHERSHIP AG.  Young warriors, take note!  Such is 
a failure's lot!  A moment of silence for TELELESTAI, who died an untimely death at 
the hands of PRIMERIDIAN.  In the spirit of revenge, we call upon KHORS GUARDIANS KJV 
to act!  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my 
control, I must take my leave of this place.  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed 
simile, I now bid BLACKSTONE farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REDICULOUS 41392             20   7  0 136         SIC 'EM (7202)            

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MC REN 27222                 24  11  0 125         N.W.A. (4830)             
 PRIMERIDIAN 44883            14   6  2 125         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-MOON PIE 40905               18  14  0 124         BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    
 INDIANA JONES 46411          13   7  0 124         80S MOVIES (8020)         
 MAIL TRAIN 32925             15   4  0 114         A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     
 QUICKSILVER 7055              8   4  0 110         MORE Q STUFF (1335)       
-TIN WOMAN 42604              14   3  0 108         WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 32811      11   7  1 108         BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     
 REASONABLE DOUBT 23390       17  14  0 104         AL BUMS V (4139)          
 BEDTIME 49248                14  61  0 103         BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 
 GATES OF MIDIAN 43064        12   9  1 102         FEAR FACTORY 7 (7489)     
 DANCE BLANK DANCE 25029      12   7  1 102         VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     
 ABDUL ALHAZRED 55485         10   5  0 101         TOME OF DARKNESS (9575)   
 NAS 53739                    10   1  0 100         JONES (9253)              
 CALM BOMB 42607              18   9  0  99         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
-BOBO 49218                   10   3  3  97         WAY OUT (8451)            
-SANGREAL 54993                9   5  0  97         FINAL CRUSADE (9483)      
 PRETTY IN PINK 56450         13   7  1  96         80S MOVIES (8020)         
-MALEFICENT 49122             10   3  0  96         MASS PAIN (8442)          
 RUBIN CARTER 33714           15  13  1  93         HURRICANE (5905)          
 LOVE BITES 46399             11  12  0  93         80'S MUSIC (8017)         
 CEO 32817                     8   6  0  93         BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     
 GLOBULAR VENALITY 54215      14  21  1  92         SICK DAY 25 (9347)        
 HOTEL ARIZONA 29194          12   8  1  92         BEING THERE (5172)        
-COMMANDER PANTS 48657         7   1  0  92         ABSURD HEROES XI (8369)   
-ERNIE ERNESTO 48896          11   7  0  91         FINGER LICKIN (8407)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VISIONS 26780                14  13  0  90         INNERVISIONS (4748)       
 DOOM BISCUIT 26215           13  20  1  89         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 CLICK STUPID LINKS 42122     12  11  0  89         99 OF 100 USERS (7321)    
 SUNSHINE SUPERMAN 30942      11  10  1  88         D DAY (5448)              
 OPEN WIFI 42037               7  10  0  87         MY FAVORITE THINGS  (7304)
 ORALLY UNSAID 55935           7   4  0  86         SAD SPRING XV (9665)      
 HARRIET TUBMAN 11845         14   8  0  85         I'M HISTORY (2147)        
 GUERILLA RADIO 29239         14  12  0  84         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
-COTTONS 54525                 8   3  1  84         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
 SPEAKERBOXXX 34447            8   6  1  83         AL BUMS V (4139)          
 HAND ON THE PUMP 29220        8   8  0  83         CYPRESS HILL (5177)       
-LICHEN 20694                  9   2  0  81         WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (3693)
-CELESTE 49312                 8   7  0  81         D DAY (5448)              
 CHAIN OF FOOLS 43107         10   8  0  80         FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    
 THE PROFESSOR 30925          11  14  0  79         BALLERS (5445)            
 WEBBED ROWS 54716             8   3  0  79         SPIDER CREW (9446)        
 CONSPIRACY 46387              9   7  0  78         LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)   
 THE CLINTON YEARS 35371       7   3  0  76         SEEMS LIKE YESTERDA (5885)
 JO ANN SUE 48148             11  31  0  75         THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 
 MIRROR'S GAZE 47697          10  14  0  74         FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    
 BEELRETH 41537                7   5  0  74         102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 
 EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT 43800    8   6  0  72         STATIC SANITY (7606)      
 TWILIGHT SPARKLE 49492        6   2  0  72         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 MAIM AND POP 49239           12  10  2  70         GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DIZZY GREED 53226             5   6  2  70         THIRSTY THUGS 1508 (9172) 
-MONEY MARK 48895              6   3  1  69         FINGER LICKIN (8407)      
 GLOSSY LAMBSKIN 21680        13  14  1  68         032311E (3876)            
 FERRET 49307                 10   4  0  67         WILD THINGS (6974)        
 NASIR JONES 39642             6   2  0  67         GOD'S SON (6913)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-INSPECTAH DECK 47157          8   3  2  66         ENTER THE WU (4831)       
 HAPPY DAYS 39328             10   9  0  65         BEING THERE (5172)        
 CLOSER 29185                  9   2  0  65         THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL (5170)
-DYTEL 20691                   9   2  1  64         STEEL PATH 1 (3692)       
 OF ICE AND GIN 38035         11   8  0  63         BOOK BINGE (5756)         
 ANGEL HAIR 54540              4   5  0  63         PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     
 MOON LANDING 44902            8   8  2  62         BEING THERE (5172)        
 RIOT FIGHT 49230             11   9  3  61         SOME OLD B (8453)         
 MATA 39196                    8  12  0  61         THIRSTY THUGS 1354 (6836) 
 OLU DARA 53740                7   3  0  60         JONES (9253)              
 CHOMSKY 56738                 4   2  0  60         SCIENCE IS FUN (9750)     
 GASOLINE DREAMS 45458        10   8  1  59         STANKONIA (7881)          
-PILSBURY 35537                7   6  1  59         THIRSTY THUGS 1321 (6216) 
 CUBIT STIRRER 6748            6  15  0  59         011609F (1274)            
 SUH SHE 54515                 7   7  0  58         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
 RIGHT TIME 53751              5   2  0  58         THE ONE YOU LOVE (9255)   
 LAST WISH 53933               4   1  1  58         PUB CRAWLERS 32 (9291)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MOLOKO 45385                 11   8  0  56         3 FLOYDS BREWING (7267)   
 SINEWY SLEUTH 56004           7   9  1  55         SNOWY SPRING (9678)       
 SCUMFIST 50844                7  10  0  55         DUEL HACKS (8733)         
-REMEDIAL PRESS 55137          4   0  0  55         FH13 (9512)               
-SCARFACE 41375                5   7  0  54         GETO BOYS (7199)          
-HEY BUDDY 53756               4   1  0  54         NU BLU (9256)             
 POOPER SCOOPER 33676          5   1  0  53         MARMADUKE'S PILE (5897)   
-ARVEK NENANU 9139             4   1  1  53         PHILANTHROPISTS49 (1655)  
-MARGAERY 49117                5   3  0  52         PAINFULL VIBES (8441)     
-JAGGED SANDMAN 48101          8   3  0  51         CHI 2014 AA (8323)        
 UNKEMPT BASS 51576            6   4  1  49         THIRSTY THUGS 1429 (8858) 
 THE FART IN OUR CARS 49586    5   8  1  48         SEQUELS (8505)            
 PEACEFUL NOONTIME 25565       5   3  0  48         102811J (4541)            
 BONDED BY BLOOD 43093         5   7  0  47         FEAR FACTORY 12 (7494)    
 CUT YOUR HAIR 29109           7   8  0  45         CROOKED RAIN (5155)       
 PERPLEXED 12825               2   0  0  45         CONFUSION (2252)          
 ARRT 17558                    6   3  0  44         WOB ABB (3119)            
 NERVE CENTER 16172            4   1  1  44         USDA (2857)               
-GLASS SLIPPER 54966           4   4  0  44         PLAGUEWIND I (9477)       
 HATEFUL 45677                 5   4  0  43         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
-SURGE 49195                   5   3  0  43         COVERING GROUND (8446)    
 DIAMOND RUGS 56381            2   1  0  43         FLOYD RADIO (5411)        
 EGG RAID 49227                6   6  0  42         SOME OLD B (8453)         
 PLUMBING AIRSTRIP 52730       4   5  0  42         GLORIOUS TEAM #19 (9076)  
-LOTTO 54527                   6   4  3  41         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
 THIRSTY THUG 26211            3   4  0  41         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-DA1 48882                     5   8  1  40         THAT'S RIGHT (8405)       
-MAYAN HEX 55038               3   4  0  40         ANCIENT CURSE (9492)      
 SILENCE KID 29107             3   1  0  40         CROOKED RAIN (5155)       
 SPANISH BOMBS 45678           5   4  0  39         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
 FRANK SINATRA 25031           4   6  1  38         FASHION NUGGET (4448)     
-RIVERS 17406                  4   3  0  38         WOB ACH (3088)            
 SOUFFLE TOUPEE 54522          4   4  0  38         THE DONALD (9408)         
 AFFLECK 54534                 4   4  0  38         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
 BULY 56423                    7   2  0  37         FAMILY PETS (5780)        
 WAFFLE ZOMBIE 51343           4   6  0  37         MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   
-THIRD EYE 36486               3   9  0  37         WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BISCOTTI 44861                2   3  0  37         LAST DELTA FLIGHT (7792)  
 DEATH KNIGHT 53035            5   4  0  36         SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   
 WITCH SEASON 34450            9   8  0  35         D DAY (5448)              
 FAT OLD SUN 56360             5   5  1  35         PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   
-SAKURA 56628                  4   3  0  35         THIRSTY THUGS 1410 (8207) 
-KNO 45825                     3   3  0  35         LINGUISTS (7919)          
 THE SQUIDS 54746              2   1  0  35         CHICAGO BOUND 15 (9452)   
 GIG 54537                     4   6  0  34         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
-NAKED RAYGUN 54748            2   0  0  34         CHICAGO BOUND 16 (9453)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOMEBOY CLONE 56609           5   2  0  33         THIRSTY THUGS 1418 (8221) 
-POSTAL POLICE 51460           2   8  0  33         THIRSTY THUGS 1466 (8835) 
 BENDER'S GAME 45577           4   6  0  32         BOOK BINGE (5756)         
 PILLOW BITER 56768            3   0  0  32         BEING THERE (5172)        
 JELLYFISH HUSSY 49856         2   4  1  32         FELLAS 26 (8559)          
-STRAWBERRY TEMPEST 46131      1   4  0  32         UNLIKELY HEROES EAS (7970)
 PIZZA MAN 46427               4   2  0  31         JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)      
 POORLY SUHTED 56436           3   6  0  31         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
 CUCUMBER 21062                2   2  0  31         SOUP FORCES 31 (3753)     
-BUM 41633                     4   5  0  30         FAMILY PETS (5780)        
 NANG MEN 21174                2   1  0  30         SOUP FORCES 53 (3775)     
 CLAUDIA 54022                 1   2  0  29         KHORSPRAETORIANS II (9309)
 ALSO 44 50842                 5  12  1  28         DUEL HACKS (8733)         
 DAXIL 20124                   3   1  0  28         WOS ADU (3584)            
-PUG 47175                     2   1  0  27         CONS III (8154)           
-SOLICITATION 54546            3   3  1  26         ARREST ASSURED (9413)     
 GINATAAN 21092                3   0  0  26         SOUP FORCES 37 (3759)     
 STAUS 19922                   2   1  0  26         WOS ABO (3544)            
 NUGGET 48111                  3   1  0  25         FASHION NUGGET (4448)     
-OVEN MITT MAN 50301           2   1  0  25         THE SUPERHEROES (8635)    
-TURKEY 21361                  2   1  0  25         SOUP FORCES 91 (3813)     
-THANDOR NENANU 7598           2   3  0  25         PHILNTHROPISTS23 (1404)   
-WEEPING MINOTAUR 53891        2   2  0  24         PUB CRAWLERS 24 (9283)    
 MOTE DE QUESO 21300           2   1  0  24         SOUP FORCES 79 (3801)     
 THE HIGH ROAD 56470           1   3  0  24         MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SYSTEM 48884                  4   3  0  23         THAT'S RIGHT (8405)       
 TINOLA 21216                  2   1  1  23         SOUP FORCES 62 (3784)     
 HEY YOU 54528                 1   6  0  23         PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   
-TRUCK 56742                   1   2  0  22         VEHICLES (9751)           
 DIZZYING SPIGOT 49882         1   2  0  22         MAILIN TIME (8564)        
-SYTEH 20114                   2   1  0  21         WOS ADW (3582)            
-GIRL GONE 56981               2   0  0  21         WILD THINGS (6974)        
 BANEM 19563                   2   2  0  20         WOS ABS (3473)            
 PANADA 21206                  2   1  0  20         SOUP FORCES 60 (3782)     
-FIGHT MAN 22512               1   3  0  20         EAGLE VS SHARK (4036)     
 SWISS CHEESE 21323            2   1  0  19         SOUP FORCES 83 (3805)     
-VAINLY ASSAULT 51536          1   2  0  19         THIRSTY THUGS 1451 (8850) 
-GLAZE 47182                   1   0  0  19         CONS II (8155)            
-ANGKIN 17151                  1   2  0  19         WOB AEE (3038)            
-DEAD PRESIDENT 53711          2   2  0  18         SAMPLED (9247)            
-BOO-WHY 48913                 1   3  0  18         GROOVE HOLMES (8411)      
-SPEED DEMON 50971             1   1  0  18         TEAM UNLUCKY (8757)       
 THE DISTANCE 48109            2   2  0  17         FASHION NUGGET (4448)     
 URGENT NEED 56770             1   2  0  17         COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)     
-SKOACH 30600                  2   0  0  16         PHILANTHROPISTS 104 (5199)
-FOOLISH SUCKA 22508           1   5  0  16         EAGLE VS SHARK (4036)     
 VELVET 19712                  1   3  0  16         BELGARIAD 9 (3502)        
-THE GREAT WORM 44504          1   1  0  16         CIRCLES OF HELL! (7726)   
 TSUHNAMI 56852                0   4  0  16         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
-CARLISE 53754                 2   3  0  15         NU BLU (9256)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GERIATRIC 41013               1   0  0  15         SIXATE 1 (7152)           
 HEMLOCK 47670                 0   3  0  15         FEAR FACTORY 20 (8240)    
-YANKEE 38441                  2   2  0  14         WINNERS (6709)            
 BLACK BULLET 40456            1   0  1  13         OTTODROME 130 (7052)      
 TEH BRUNSON 46492             1   0  0   9         THE DEVIL'S LUCK (8034)   
-ATARI BIGBY 1408              1   1  0   8         G FORCE 1 (276)           
 BRUSH FIRE 56843              2   1  0   7         WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      
-CINNNAMON 36495               2   1  0   7         COMMON SCENTS (6374)      
 YES 43976                     0   1  0   7         ANYBODY HOME? (7634)      
-FERLIN HUSKY 56813            0   1  0   7         COUNTRY LEGENDS (9753)    
-BLOTTU 56809                  0   1  0   7         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
 LONG ABYSS 22347              1   1  0   4         WOS BAK (4004)            
-IRISH ROSE 56868              1   1  0   4         WILD THINGS (6974)        
-BOTTOMER 56855                0   2  0   2         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
-TRUMP 56862                   0   2  0   2         WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      
-B 7544                        0   1  0   1         VENETIAN XIV (1393)       

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MIDNIGHT CREEP 53731    1  8 0 BACK UP MAN 9251     NERVE CENTER 16172    213   
SPARTACUS 46394         1  2 0 EASY RAIDERS 8016    FRANK SINATRA 25031   213   
SPILLY WILLY 30944      4  3 0 HOME BREWS 5449      LAST WISH 53933       212   
TELELESTAI 53484       11 20 1 KHORS GUARDIANS 9203 PRIMERIDIAN 44883     215   
MOTINI 56811            5  4 0 MOR WINT TEAMS  7718 STEADY DECLINE 47675  211  NOT REVENGED
ACINI DE PEPE 56532     0  1 0 PASTA LA VISTA 9412  BLACK ORC             215  NONE
AL DENTE 57010          0  1 0 PASTA LA VISTA 9412  HIGH ELF              215  NONE
VICHYSSOISE 21085       1  2 0 SOUP FORCES 36 3758  BLACK BULLET 40456    215   
SUHTED FOR DA 56866     1  2 1 SUHT YOURSELF 9407   SPYMASTER             215  NONE
EL DIABLO MORAD 26853   3  4 0 WORTHLESS SCRUB 4762 DIZZY GREED 53226     213   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SUHTED FOR DA was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ACINI DE PEPE was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
AL DENTE was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
LOVE BITES was vanquished by REDICULOUS in a 2 minute Challenge Title brawl.
BEDTIME luckily beat BEELRETH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute master's Challenge match.
ABDUL ALHAZRED was luckily beaten by MC REN in a 7 minute Challenge struggle.
PRETTY IN PINK defeated OPEN WIFI in a 3 minute expert's Challenge melee.
CONSPIRACY was vanquished by CEO in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CUBIT STIRRER lost to MIRROR'S GAZE in a popular 6 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
LAST WISH was beaten by FERRET in a popular 3 minute Challenge melee.
PEACEFUL NOONTIME outlasted SOUFFLE TOUPEE in a 11 minute Challenge match.
PLUMBING AIRSTRIP was subdued by SINEWY SLEUTH in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
SHARP TIE was handily defeated by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MAIL TRAIN demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
ASSISTANT MANAGER overcame JO ANN SUE in a 3 minute expert's fight.
SUNSHINE SUPERMAN was overpowered by INDIANA JONES in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
WHOPPER FLOPPER overpowered HARRIET TUBMAN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
REASONABLE DOUBT savagely defeated CLICK STUPID LINKS in a 3 minute veteran's bout.
NAS overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
CALM BOMB bested ORALLY UNSAID in a action packed 5 minute veteran's bout.
GATES OF MIDIAN demolished MAIM AND POP in a 1 minute uneven bout.
GLOBULAR VENALITY was viciously subdued by DANCE BLANK DANCE in a 5 minute fray.
PRIMERIDIAN assassinated TELELESTAI in a 2 minute brutal uneven fight.
QUICKSILVER defeated DOOM BISCUIT in a popular 2 minute veteran's duel.
MOON LANDING was demolished by VISIONS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SPEAKERBOXXX viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
RUBIN CARTER overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven competition.
EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT was beaten by HOTEL ARIZONA in a 1 minute veteran's fight.
THE PROFESSOR was viciously subdued by CHAIN OF FOOLS in a 3 minute veteran's fight.
GUERILLA RADIO savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 3 minute one-sided bout.
HAND ON THE PUMP subdued VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute gory expert's contest.
CLOSER was viciously subdued by WEBBED ROWS in a 3 minute veteran's battle.
CUT YOUR HAIR was handily defeated by ANGEL HAIR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RIOT FIGHT was narrowly defeated by TWILIGHT SPARKLE in a 2 minute gory duel.
GLOSSY LAMBSKIN beat FRANK SINATRA in a 1 minute duel.
SCUMFIST was overpowered by THE CLINTON YEARS in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
NASIR JONES vanquished SILENCE KID in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HAPPY DAYS narrowly defeated UNKEMPT BASS in a action packed 3 minute duel.
OF ICE AND GIN bested WAFFLE ZOMBIE in a 2 minute match.
MATA handily defeated THE FART IN OUR CARS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
POOPER SCOOPER defeated BLOODBATH & BEYOND in a exciting 2 minute brawl.
FAT OLD SUN was viciously subdued by BONDED BY BLOOD in a 2 minute melee.
MORGANOR was savagely defeated by SUH SHE in a 2 minute brutal fight.
THIRSTY THUG was overpowered by CHOMSKY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
OLU DARA overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
RIGHT TIME handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ARRT demolished THE APPRENTICE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
NERVE CENTER subdued NANG MEN in a 1 minute battle.
PERPLEXED overpowered POORLY SUHTED in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GASOLINE DREAMS devastated CLAUDIA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CATCH 22 viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 3 minute veteran vs. amateur battle.
HATEFUL savagely defeated BENDER'S GAME in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody battle.
SPANISH BOMBS was overpowered by NOT FOR THE MONEY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
JELLYFISH HUSSY was savagely defeated by DIAMOND RUGS in a 2 minute bloody fight.
EGG RAID was handily defeated by VIRUS in a 2 minute brutal one-sided contest.
QUALITY defeated BANEM in a 2 minute duel.
BULY narrowly defeated TINOLA in a exciting 3 minute bloody conflict.
GIG was outlasted by DAXIL in a slow 17 minute struggle.
AFFLECK overpowered HEMLOCK in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ALSO 44 was vanquished by CUCUMBER in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
WITCH SEASON defeated VELVET in a 3 minute fight.
PILLOW BITER defeated PANADA in a action packed 1 minute melee.
DEATH KNIGHT beat SWISS CHEESE in a 2 minute brutal battle.
GINATAAN won victory over TSUHNAMI in a 1 minute gory fight.
RIP TIDE was viciously subdued by THE HIGH ROAD in a action packed 2 minute match.
HEY YOU was overpowered by PIZZA MAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DIZZYING SPIGOT overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STAUS overpowered URGENT NEED in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
THE SQUIDS devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE DISTANCE demolished YES in a 1 minute uneven match.
DARIA devastated LONG ABYSS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
NUGGET overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BRUSH FIRE was demolished by MOTE DE QUESO in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
VICHYSSOISE was murdered by BLACK BULLET in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
TEH BRUNSON viciously subdued LIGHTNING in a 2 minute bloody beginner's match.
GIGLI was viciously subdued by GERIATRIC in a 2 minute brutal match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      29         STRIKING ATTACK  206 - 179 - 17      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 28         TOTAL PARRY       85 -  83 -  2      51  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  24         LUNGING ATTACK   160 - 159 -  8      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         AIMED BLOW       161 - 172 - 13      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         WALL OF STEEL     50 -  55 -  3      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -  25 -  3      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     24 -  31 -  1      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-LUNGE       25 -  39 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         SLASHING ATTACK   47 -  74 -  3      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  47 -  0      30  |

Turn 215 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  6         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      8 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  2                                       2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   15 - 13                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  7                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        15 - 14                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 12                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       REDICULOUS -24144          20   7  0  136 SIC 'EM (7202)
TOTAL PARRY      MC REN 27222               24  11  0  125 N.W.A. (4830)
STRIKING ATTACK  INDIANA JONES -19125       13   7  0  124 80S MOVIES (8020)
WALL OF STEEL    MAIL TRAIN -32611          15   4  0  114 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)
LUNGING ATTACK   REASONABLE DOUBT 23390     17  14  0  104 AL BUMS V (4139)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PRETTY IN PINK -9086       13   7  1   96 80S MOVIES (8020)
SLASHING ATTACK  VISIONS 26780              14  13  0   90 INNERVISIONS (4748)
PARRY-LUNGE      HARRIET TUBMAN 11845       14   8  0   85 I'M HISTORY (2147)
BASHING ATTACK   SILENCE KID 29107           3   1  0   40 CROOKED RAIN (5155)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GLOBULAR VENALITY -11321.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was ABDUL ALHAZRED -10051.  The ten other most popular fighters were ORALLY 
UNSAID -9601, CUBIT STIRRER 6748, POOPER SCOOPER -31860, GLOBULAR VENALITY -11321, 
DANCE BLANK DANCE 25029, BEELRETH -23999, CHAIN OF FOOLS -22429, WEBBED ROWS -10820, 
QUICKSILVER 7055, and HATEFUL -19859.

The least popular fighter this week was GIG -10999.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DAXIL 20124, LIGHTNING -8691, VICHYSSOISE 21085, BRUSH FIRE -8693, LONG 
ABYSS 22347, URGENT NEED -8766, HEY YOU -11008, TSUHNAMI -8684, HEMLOCK -17866, and 
CLAUDIA -11514.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SHARP TIE (84--27354) VANITYE BLADE 2