DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/11/2026    Duedate: 06/24/2026

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 469

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CRAZY 4
CRAZY 88 2 (2073)
(84-11430) [11-12-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CRAZY 4                        BLUE BLIGHT
CRAZY 88 2 (2073)              PHILANTHROPISTS 116 (5197)
(84-11430) [11-12-0,111]       (84-29350) [5-2-0,62]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

KITE RYDER                     YOY SMILEBLOOM
BUBBA'S LEGION (9234)          PHILANTHROPISTS29 (1635)
(84-53641) [11-8-1,70]         (84-9037) [9-6-1,99]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PHILANTHROPISTS29 (1635)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PHLANTHROPISTS 89 (3324)      20 
2. PHILANTHROPISTS 122 (6630)    18    PROJECT MAYHEM 78 (9016)
3. PHILANTHROPISTS 116 (5197)    17    Unchartered Team
4. PHILANTHROPISTS29 (1635)      16 
5. ROOKIE QUEEN 47 (713)         16    POSITION IS EMPTY

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*SOAP...OPERA (9222)        1   0  0 100.   1/ 5 PHILANTHROPISTS29 (1635)  3  1 0
 2/ 0*80'S GAMES (4978)          1   0  0 100.   2/ 2 PROJECT MAYHEM 78 (9016)  2  0 0
 3- 1*PHILANTHROPISTS59 (1941)   1   0  0 100.   3/10 PHILANTHROPISTS 12 (6630) 2  0 0
 4/ 2 PROJECT MAYHEM 78 (9016)  12   1  0 92.3   4/ 4 BUBBA'S LEGION (9234)     2  1 0
 5/ 4*PHILANTHROPISTS 11 (5197)  5   2  0 71.4   5/16*PHILANTHROPISTS 11 (5197) 2  1 0
 6/ 3*PHILANTHROPISTS 99 (3713)  6   3  1 66.7   6- 1 HIGHWAY TO HELL (1719)    2  2 0
 7/ 8 PHILANTHROPISTS 12 (6630)  7   4  0 63.6   7/ 3*PHILANTHROPISTS 99 (3713) 2  3 1
 8/ 5 PROJECT MAYHEM 16 (8176)  17  10  0 63.0   8- 6 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     2  3 0
 9- 6*PHILANTHROPISTS30 (1636)  10   6  1 62.5   9/ 0*ROOKIE QUEEN 47 (713)     1  0 1
10/ 9 BUBBA'S LEGION (9234)     12   8  1 60.0  10/ 0*SOAP...OPERA (9222)       1  0 0
11- 7*PUB CRAWLERS (7668)        6   4  0 60.0  11/ 0*SPACE MUTINY 19 (7427)    1  0 0
12-10 MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      31  23  2 57.4  12-11*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5190) 1  0 0
13/12 PHILANTHROPISTS29 (1635)  14  12  1 53.8  13/ 0*80'S GAMES (4978)         1  0 0
14-11 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     47  43  3 52.2  14-12 MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      1  0 0
15-14 HIGHWAY TO HELL (1719)    10  10  0 50.0  15-13*PHILANTHROPISTS58 (1940)  1  0 0
16/ 0*ROOKIE QUEEN 47 (713)      4   4  1 50.0  16-14*PHILANTHROPISTS59 (1941)  1  0 0
17/ 0*SPACE MUTINY 19 (7427)     3   3  1 50.0  17-15*PHILANTHROPISTS30 (1636)  1  0 0
18-16*PHILANTHROPISTS58 (1940)   1   1  0 50.0  18/20 KHORSPRAETORIANS I (9309) 1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/13 CRAZY 88 2 (2073)         11  12  0 47.8  19/22 PHLANTHROPISTS 89 (3324)  1  1 0
20-18 BRITONS (2756)            92 118  6 43.8  20/17 CRAZY 88 2 (2073)         1  1 0
21-19*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5190)  3   4  0 42.9  21- 7*PUB CRAWLERS (7668)       1  3 0
22/15*ROOKIE CRUE 22 (4211)      2   3  0 40.0  22-19 BRITONS (2756)            1  4 0
23/21 ROOKIE QUEEN 9 (675)       4   7  0 36.4  23/21*ROOKIE CRUE 22 (4211)     0  2 0
24/22 PHLANTHROPISTS 89 (3324)   7  14  0 33.3  24/18 ROOKIE QUEEN 9 (675)      0  2 0
25/ 0*NETFLIX (9225)             1   2  0 33.3  25/ 0*NETFLIX (9225)            0  1 0
26/23 KHORSPRAETORIANS I (9309)  2   8  0 20.0  26/ 9 PROJECT MAYHEM 16 (8176)  0  1 0
27-26*PHILANTHROPISTS33 (1639)   0   1  0  0.0  27-23*SUPE FORCE 1806 II (868)  0  1 0
28-24*SUPE FORCE 1806 II (868)   0   1  0  0.0  28-25*PHILANTHROPISTS31 (1637)  0  1 0
29-25*PHILANTHROPISTS31 (1637)   0   1  0  0.0  29-26*PHILANTHROPISTS33 (1639)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  We now have a new top team for all of you guys 
to dogpile on.  PHILANTHROPISTS29 now holds the crown and they are betting they can 
keep it.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is PHILANTHROPISTS 116, who swept up 11 places in the ranks.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 
record and dropping from 9th to 26th place were the PROJECT MAYHEM 16.  Keep trying!  
Hey everybody, watch out for MIST GARDEN, who flew up 20 points in the rankings after 
mashing CRAZY 4 like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it 
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  CRAZY 4 was subdued by MIST GARDEN and drops 5 
points.  Try as hard as the HIGHWAY TO HELL stable might, they were unable to find 
their warrior (and ex-Duelmaster) OIL LEAK before this week's fights.  In front of 
all the crowds, CRAZY 4 took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two 
weeks.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.  
     Here is other news that is of note.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Here's some advice:  warriors with little 
wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real 
fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRAZY 4 11430                11  12  0 111         CRAZY 88 2 (2073)         

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROBERT PAULSON 213 52419     12   1  0 104         PROJECT MAYHEM 78 (9016)  
 MIST GARDEN 18727             6   7  0 102         PHLANTHROPISTS 89 (3324)  
 YOY SMILEBLOOM 9037           9   6  1  99         PHILANTHROPISTS29 (1635)  

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAVE ME 3475                 14  20  0  90         ROOKIE QUEEN 9 (675)      
-INTERSTATE 95 9496           13  13  0  78         HIGHWAY TO HELL (1719)    
 WIX 37877                     7   4  0  77         PHILANTHROPISTS 122 (6630)
 KITE RYDER 53641             11   8  1  70         BUBBA'S LEGION (9234)     

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PUNK ROCK CLASSIC 57223       5   2  0  63         MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      
 BLUE BLIGHT 29350             5   2  0  62         PHILANTHROPISTS 116 (5197)
 TILLER 20857                  6   1  1  58         PHILANTHROPISTS 99 (3713) 

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPACE MONKEY 11 47342         9   9  0  56         PROJECT MAYHEM 16 (8176)  
-MINDIR MILLYN 9040            5   4  0  48         PHILANTHROPISTS29 (1635)  
-WONN WISESTAFF 9042           6   2  1  47         PHILANTHROPISTS30 (1636)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLAUDIA 54022                 2   8  0  47         KHORSPRAETORIANS II (9309)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RIDDLE 29317                  3   3  0  30         PHILANTHROPISTS 109 (5190)
 LOOKS THAT KILL 23765         2   3  0  29         ROOKIE CRUE 22 (4211)     
 PRINCES O/T UNIVERSE 3663     2   1  1  26         ROOKIE QUEEN 47 (713)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RINGO 58003                   2   2  1  23         BRITONS (2756)            
-LEMON SQUEEZE 57996           2   1  0  22         A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     
-ICE CREAM MAN 57993           1   1  0  22         A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     
-HONEYDRIPPER 58000            2   2  0  20         A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     
-BO VALDESH 9047               1   2  0  17         PHILANTHROPISTS31 (1637)  
-THROSE 9057                   1   1  1  15         PHILANTHROPISTS33 (1639)  
 HUNK HARDPECK 42709           1   1  0  15         SPACE MUTINY 19 (7427)    
-RAMNALLON 10738               1   0  0  13         PHILANTHROPISTS59 (1941)  
 ZEST 53580                    1   0  0  13         SOAP...OPERA (9222)       
-DARTHURGG 10734               1   0  0  13         PHILANTHROPISTS58 (1940)  
 ZAXXON 28031                  1   0  0  10         80'S GAMES (4978)         
 LONGMIRE 57154                0   1  0   7         NETFLIX (9225)            
-666 4460                      0   1  0   1         SUPE FORCE 1806 II (868)  

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      PRINCES O/T UNIV 3663  469 NONE
DAME 3251               0  0 0 LAME MOVIES 636      CHAOTIC EVIL 39018     349  
MILTCH 20860            0  1 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 3713 SHEWISH GIANT          469 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MILTCH was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ROBERT PAULSON 213 devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
CRAZY 4 was demolished by MIST GARDEN in a 2 minute bloody uneven Title fight.
YOY SMILEBLOOM devastated SAVE ME in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
TILLER was bested by KITE RYDER in a 1 minute duel.
SPACE MONKEY 11 was savagely defeated by BLUE BLIGHT in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
WIX handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CLAUDIA vanquished LOOKS THAT KILL in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
HUNK HARDPECK overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PRINCES O/T UNIVERSE assassinated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ZEST handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ZAXXON demolished LONGMIRE in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         AIMED BLOW        19 -  13 -  0      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   28 -  21 -  4      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  21 -  1      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  19 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   4 -  1      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   5 -  0       0  |

Turn 469 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ROBERT PAULSON 213 -13117  12   1  0  104 PROJECT MAYHEM 78 (9016)
PARRY-STRIKE     YOY SMILEBLOOM 9037         9   6  1   99 PHILANTHROPISTS29 (1635)
SLASHING ATTACK  WIX -27659                  7   4  0   77 PHILANTHROPISTS 122 (6630)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLUE BLIGHT 29350           5   2  0   62 PHILANTHROPISTS 116 (5197)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KITE RYDER -11895.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was YOY SMILEBLOOM 9037.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLUE BLIGHT 
29350, MIST GARDEN 18727, ROBERT PAULSON 213 -13117, CLAUDIA -11514, KITE RYDER 
-11895, SPACE MONKEY 11 -18194, HUNK HARDPECK -22827, PRINCES O/T UNIVERSE 3663, ZEST 
-11956, and ZAXXON 28031.

The least popular fighter this week was LONGMIRE -8382.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MILTCH 20860, LOOKS THAT KILL 23765, WIX -27659, TILLER 20857, SAVE ME 
3475, CRAZY 4 11430, ZAXXON 28031, ZEST -11956, PRINCES O/T UNIVERSE 3663, and HUNK 
HARDPECK -22827.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

OIL LEAK (84-9493) HIGHWAY TO HELL