DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/09/2017    Duedate: 11/22/2017

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 245

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ANGEL HAIR
PASTA LA VISTA (9412)
(84-54540) [11-5-1,132]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ANGEL HAIR                     JASMINE SAGE
PASTA LA VISTA (9412)          071709AK (1799)
(84-54540) [11-5-1,132]        (84-9903) [5-2-0,80]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BLOODBATH & BEYOND             SAUSAGE FINGERS
GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)
(84-49238) [19-29-1,99]        (84-31771) [12-8-0,99]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)    52 
2. THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)      45    SPRING! XIV (9731)
3. THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)      45    Unchartered Team
4. OBELISK 011 (8148)            36 
5. INNER DEMONS (7848)           36    LET ME THINK (7798)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*LET ME THINK (7798)        4   0  0 100.   1/ 0 INTERNATIONAL DRIV (7165) 4  1 0
 2- 2 SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     12   3  0 80.0   2/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  4  1 0
 3/ 4 SPRING! XIV (9731)         8   2  1 80.0   3/ 9 PADDED WALLS (8452)       3  0 0
 4- 6 TOURNEY TIME 26 (8495)     9   3  0 75.0   4/ 0 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      3  1 0
 5/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP CH  (8336) 20   7  1 74.1   5/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP CH  (8336) 3  1 0
 6- 8 WC ALLSTARS (5444)        24  10  0 70.6   6/23 SPRING! XIV (9731)        2  0 0
 7/11*CONS III (8154)            6   3  0 66.7   7/18*CONS III (8154)           2  0 0
 8-12 CODE NAMES (4969)          8   5  0 61.5   8/26*QUEEZY (6866)             2  0 0
 9-14 TODAY TOO (4626)          10   7  1 58.8   9- 5 SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     2  0 0
10/10 THE SUPERHEROES (8635)     7   5  1 58.3  10-11 WC ALLSTARS (5444)        2  0 0
11-15 SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)  16  12  0 57.1  11- 1 SKY HIGH (3465)           2  0 0
12-16 SKY HIGH (3465)           13  10  1 56.5  12/ 0 BODY BY OTTO (9409)       2  1 0
13-18*011312R (4936)             5   4  0 55.6  13/ 8 FEAR FACTORY 19 (8241)    2  1 0
14-19 STATIC SANITY (7606)      22  18  0 55.0  14/10 SOME OLD B (8453)         2  1 0
15/ 0 IN UTERO (5153)           22  18  0 55.0  15/30 CROOKED RAIN (5155)       2  1 0
16/17 SOME OLD B (8453)         40  33  3 54.8  16/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  2  1 0
17/ 0 VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     21  21  1 50.0  17/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  2  1 0
18/20 MAILIN TIME (8564)         7   7  1 50.0  18/ 0*SKATE DRAGONS! (9053)     2  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-22*071709 AC (1791)           7   7  0 50.0  19/ 0 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      2  2 0
20-23*THE GOVERNMENT (8721)      3   3  0 50.0  20/ 0*OBELISK 011 (8148)        2  2 0
21-24*DEAD PRESIDENTS (6765)     2   2  0 50.0  21/ 0 BEING THERE (5172)        2  2 0
22-25 STANKONIA (7881)          38  39  4 49.4  22/ 0 BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 2  2 0
23-26 GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  25  26  1 49.0  23/ 6 IDIOCRACY (4683)          2  2 0
24/ 0 PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     19  21  5 47.5  24/ 0 DEVIL DOGS (2867)         2  2 0
25/ 0 INTERNATIONAL DRIV (7165) 19  21  2 47.5  25/ 2 DUEL HACKS (8733)         2  4 0
26/21 HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703)  9  10  0 47.4  26/ 0*RECORDS (8734)            1  0 0
27/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  33  37  1 47.1  27/ 0*LET ME THINK (7798)       1  0 0
28/29 CROOKED RAIN (5155)       30  34  1 46.9  28- 4 TOURNEY TIME 26 (8495)    1  0 0
29/32*071709AK (1799)            7   8  0 46.7  29-21 THE GUESS WHO (4451)      1  0 0
30-28*111610C (3167)             6   7  0 46.2  30- 7 SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)  1  0 0
31/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  56  67  4 45.5  31/ 0 PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     1  1 0
32/27 FEAR FACTORY 19 (8241)    14  17  1 45.2  32/25 THE SUPERHEROES (8635)    1  1 0
33/ 0 BEING THERE (5172)        45  55  4 45.0  33/ 3 MAILIN TIME (8564)        1  1 0
34/ 0 BODY BY OTTO (9409)       27  33  5 45.0  34-29 STATIC SANITY (7606)      1  1 0
35/ 0 THE DONALD (9408)         28  35  1 44.4  35-12 STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)   1  1 0
36-31 THE GUESS WHO (4451)       9  12  1 42.9  36/37 GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    1  2 0
37/ 0*OBELISK 011 (8148)         6   8  1 42.9  37/ 0 MARMADUKE'S PILE (5897)   1  2 0
38/39*QUEEZY (6866)              3   4  0 42.9  38/ 0 IN UTERO (5153)           1  2 0
39/ 0 MARMADUKE'S PILE (5897)   10  14  0 41.7  39-14*071709 AC (1791)          1  2 0
40/33 GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    35  52  4 40.2  40/ 0*BUTCHER & SINGER I (8343) 1  3 1
41/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  30  46  2 39.5  41/ 0*INNER DEMONS (7848)       1  3 0
42/34 DUEL HACKS (8733)         30  49  3 38.0  42/35*071709AK (1799)           1  3 0
43/ 0 SEEMS LIKE YESTERD (5885) 15  25  1 37.5  43/ 0 SEEMS LIKE YESTERD (5885) 1  4 0
44/36 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    33  56  1 37.1  44/38 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    1  4 0
45/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    20  34  2 37.0  45-34*111610C (3167)            1  4 0
46/ 0*SKATE DRAGONS! (9053)     10  17  1 37.0  46/13 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    1  5 0
47/35 SOUP FORCES 2 (3724)      10  17  0 37.0  47/36*012112AS (5094)           0  6 0
48/ 0*RECORDS (8734)             4   7  0 36.4  48/ 0*OPEN SHOP (4750)          0  4 0
49/ 0 DEVIL DOGS (2867)         15  27  0 35.7  49/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    0  3 0
50/37*012112AS (5094)            7  13  0 35.0  50/32 SOUP FORCES 2 (3724)      0  3 0
51/ 0 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      22  44  2 33.3  51/33 WOS ADU (3584)            0  3 0
52/ 0*OPEN SHOP (4750)           2   4  0 33.3  52/24 HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703) 0  2 0
53/ 0 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      27  56  2 32.5  53/ 0 THE DONALD (9408)         0  2 0
54/42 PADDED WALLS (8452)        7  15  0 31.8  54/ 0 VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     0  2 0
55/38 WOS ADU (3584)             7  15  0 31.8  55-31 CODE NAMES (4969)         0  2 0
56-41 STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)   13  28  0 31.7  56-39*THE GOVERNMENT (8721)     0  1 0
57/ 0*INNER DEMONS (7848)        3   7  1 30.0  57-27 STANKONIA (7881)          0  1 0
58/43 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    38  96  0 28.4  58-28 GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  0  1 0
59/44 IDIOCRACY (4683)          23  63  1 26.7  59-44*DEAD PRESIDENTS (6765)    0  1 0
60/ 0 BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 15  42  0 26.3  60/ 0*ARCANE FOLLY (5894)       0  1 0
61/ 0*ARCANE FOLLY (5894)        5  15  1 25.0  61-40 TODAY TOO (4626)          0  1 0
62-45*VISION QUEST 18 (3450)     1   3  0 25.0  62-41*011312R (4936)            0  1 0
63/ 0*BUTCHER & SINGER I (8343)  2   7  2 22.2  63-42*VISION QUEST 18 (3450)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  BLACKSTONE needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  SPRING! XIV had 
like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 6th team!  
I couldn't believe it.  Did CONS III really go up by 11?  If only those guys didn't 
have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  QUEEZY had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 8th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
CROOKED RAIN really go up by 15?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--IDIOCRACY got 0-2-0 
and dropped 17.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  See if I even talk to any 
of those losers in DUEL HACKS again!  Didja see where they got 0-2-0?  Somebody musta 
won a lotta fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  MAILIN 
TIME dropped 30, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  See if I 
even talk to any of those losers in FEAR FACTORY 15 again!  Didja see where they got 
0-2-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  MVP award for AMBROSIA?  THE MOTHERSHIP 
CG's proud of it after beating FIREWING PHOENIX and getting 25 points.  Talk about 
yer big time losers!  FIREWING PHOENIX got smashed by AMBROSIA, and lost 22 points!  
What a putz!  THESE EYES fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and 
loses the title.  No one said he was a genius...  Was that a tear I saw in ANGEL 
HAIR's eye, as she took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't DANCE BLANK DANCE fit to be 
tied!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  STUCK IN THE MUD was the most avoided team.  Is a 13-28-0 record 
really that scary?  I don't know what QUEEZY's been doing.  They certainly haven't 
been accepting many fights from STUCK IN THE MUD, that's fer sher.  Can SOUP FORCES 
2's BORSCHT be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really 
the same?  People were asking me did VOMIT REALLY challenge BORSCHT?  (all right, 
maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, 
but BORSCHT wants me to write about it since he lost to VOMIT.  Satisfied?  PUG must 
not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  It challenged ALSO 44.  10 is a 
big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought PUG showed great skill 
and promise when it beat ALSO 44.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANGEL HAIR 54540             11   5  1 132         PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HEMLOCK 14097                16  12  0 196         SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)  
-THESE EYES 25051              8   7  0 191         THE GUESS WHO (4451)      
 THE CLINTON YEARS 35371      11   3  0 124         SEEMS LIKE YESTERDA (5885)
 POOPER SCOOPER 33676         10   1  0 117         MARMADUKE'S PILE (5897)   
-GENTLE JOGGER 49537           9   3  0 108         TOURNEY TIME 26 (8495)    
 JOPUST SHIRT 56266            8   2  1 107         SPRING! XIV (9731)        
 DOOM BISCUIT 26215           17  23  2 102         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 MOON LANDING 44902           11  10  2 101         BEING THERE (5172)        
 SUH SHE 54515                11  15  0 100         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
 SAUSAGE FINGERS 31771        12   8  0  99         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 PRIMERIDIAN 44883            17  10  2  98         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-LOC 57111                    13   3  0  98         WC ALLSTARS (5444)        
 COTTONS 54525                11   5  1  98         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
 CUT YOUR HAIR 29109          16  18  0  96         CROOKED RAIN (5155)       
 TWILIGHT SPARKLE 49492        8   4  0  94         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-BONDS 30305                  12   2  0  92         SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     
-CHAMPION 26012               10   7  1  92         TODAY TOO (4626)          
 SCUMFIST 50844               15  19  0  91         DUEL HACKS (8733)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRACTURED FURY 47055         10   6  0  89         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 FUGUE STATE 49223             7  11  0  87         PADDED WALLS (8452)       
 AMBROSIA 47039                7   6  1  86         THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  
 BRUISE 41926                 10   8  0  85         COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    
 DIZZYING SPIGOT 49882         7   7  1  83         MAILIN TIME (8564)        
 DANCE BLANK DANCE 25029      13  10  1  82         VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     
 JASMINE SAGE 9903             5   2  0  80         071709AK (1799)           
 MASSAGE PARLOR 41111         10   2  0  79         INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)
-DESERT STORM 27983            8   5  0  78         CODE NAMES (4969)         
-ALPHA KLAUS 51866            13   8  0  75         GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  
 HAPPY DAYS 39328             11  12  0  75         BEING THERE (5172)        
-FORCED SUBTEXT 27798          5   4  0  73         011312R (4936)            

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEGA GATOR VS PREDAT 33668   10  11  0  71         BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 
 FRANCES FARMER 29100         10   5  0  71         IN UTERO (5153)           
 PUG 47175                     6   3  0  68         CONS III (8154)           
 AFFLECK 54534                 7  10  0  67         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
 METALLIC GUZZLER 28726        7   2  0  67         012112AS (5094)           

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KING OF FOOLS 50766           7  13  0  66         FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    
 DAXIL 20124                   7  15  0  65         WOS ADU (3584)            
 FRITO 56705                   4   5  0  65         IDIOCRACY (4683)          
 NOSE-FACE KILLER 48203        7   1  1  64         THE MOTHERSHIP CH I (8336)
 LOTTO 54527                  10   5  3  62         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
 FIREWING PHOENIX 57164        7   5  0  62         FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    
-LINEAR BUTTON 9867            6   1  0  62         071709 AC (1791)          
 GEN. BASHUR 56396             2   3  0  62         BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 
 ROMPER FLOAT 56128            9  10  0  61         HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703) 
 OVEN MITT MAN 50301           7   5  1  61         THE SUPERHEROES (8635)    
 THIRSTY THUG 26211            6   7  0  61         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 BORSCHT 20918                10  17  0  59         SOUP FORCES 2 (3724)      
 YO SOY FIESTA 48206           4   0  0  59         THE MOTHERSHIP CH I (8336)
 VOMIT 39348                   3   4  0  57         QUEEZY (6866)             

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MCTWIST 52609                 5   2  1  56         SKATE DRAGONS! (9053)     
-THE PIT 42599                 8   7  0  54         STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)   
 GIG 54537                     7  13  0  54         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
 SLOW AND STEADY 39590         5   4  0  53         THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  
 PILLOW BITER 56768            5   1  0  53         BEING THERE (5172)        
 ALSO 44 50842                 9  24  1  52         DUEL HACKS (8733)         
 RIPPLE 47123                  4   1  1  52         OBELISK 011 (8148)        
 POORLY SUHTED 56436           4  12  0  50         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
 AMERICAN MUSIC 25026          8   7  0  49         VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     
 QUALITY 56362                 6   9  0  49         THE DONALD (9408)         
 CERTAIN 44952                 4   0  0  48         LET ME THINK (7798)       
 THE BITTER LIP 26792          1   1  0  46         OPEN SHOP (4750)          
 SERVE THE SERVANTS 29097      5   6  0  45         IN UTERO (5153)           
-USELESS 50780                 3   3  0  45         THE GOVERNMENT (8721)     
 HEY NOW!! 39596               6  10  0  40         THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  
 BOJANGLES 47034               5   5  1  40         INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)
 TSUHNAMI 56852                4  10  1  39         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
 BAZINGA 57037                 3   5  0  39         BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    
 TROPHY WIFE 54521             4   9  0  36         THE DONALD (9408)         
 GUILT 45248                   3   0  1  34         INNER DEMONS (7848)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FOLKWAY 50847                 4   3  0  33         RECORDS (8734)            
 THE LAW FIRM 48205            3   5  0  31         THE MOTHERSHIP CH I (8336)
 BEN WHITECLIFFS 57155         2   0  0  28         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
 BENNIFER 57012                3   6  1  26         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
 I'LL BITE YOU!! 35360         2   2  0  26         DEVIL DOGS (2867)         
 BIG UPS 48204                 2   0  0  26         THE MOTHERSHIP CH I (8336)
 IHOP 50248                    2   0  0  26         INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)
 BERRY THE CHOPPER 47036       2   0  1  24         INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MCHAWK 56673                  2   3  0  23         SKATE DRAGONS! (9053)     
 STEAK TARTARE 48303           1   1  1  22         BUTCHER & SINGER II (8343)
 I WAS YOUNG 33613             2   4  1  21         SEEMS LIKE YESTERDA (5885)
 BEEF SUPREME 57137            2   1  0  21         IDIOCRACY (4683)          
 FLAVOR SAVER 56474            2   0  0  20         OBELISK 011 (8148)        
-FIREFOX 19433                 1   3  0  20         VISION QUEST 18 (3450)    
 IN THE MOMENT 56394           2   1  1  19         BEING THERE (5172)        
 FRONTSIDE GRIND 56671         2   3  0  19         SKATE DRAGONS! (9053)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POINTY STICK 56893            2   1  0  19         BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 
-LINCOLN 38745                 2   2  0  16         DEAD PRESIDENTS (6765)    
 NON SUHT 57222                1   0  0  15         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
 LORD BYRON 45697              1   0  0  13         DEVIL DOGS (2867)         
 HEART SHAPED BOX 29099        2   0  0  12         IN UTERO (5153)           
 RAMAN 57043                   2   2  2  10         PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     
 THE 5% LIBATION 26790         1   1  0  10         OPEN SHOP (4750)          
 TODAY'S STAR 56891            1   4  0   7         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 COTTONTAIL 57050              1   2  0   5         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
 OFF HAND MACE 57266           0   1  0   1         BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      STEAK TARTARE 48303   245  NONE
BLAH 1 49181            0  1 0 ARCANE FOLLY 5894    MOUNTAIN TROLL        245  NONE
DA MILL 57336           0  1 0 BIG BANG THEORY 4682 DARK CHAMPION         245  NONE
CHEESE CAKE 48300       1  1 1 BUTCHER & SINGE 8343 STONE GOLEM           245  NONE
GROUND BEEF 48297       0  1 0 BUTCHER & SINGE 8343 STONE GOLEM           245  NONE
STAG'S LEAP 48298       0  1 0 BUTCHER & SINGE 8343 BANDIT PRINCE         245  NONE
BLAH 57149              0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO X 7282 MOUNTAIN TROLL        245  NONE
BLANK STARE 56885       0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO X 7282 MOUNTAIN TROLL        245  NONE
BARK BARK 56666         0  1 0 DEVIL DOGS 2867      BANDIT PRINCE         245  NONE
DA5 56665               0  1 0 DEVIL DOGS 2867      SHEWISH GIANT         245  NONE
BLAH 101 57275          0  1 0 INNER DEMONS 7848    DARK CHAMPION         245  NONE
BLAH 111 57277          0  1 0 INNER DEMONS 7848    HIGH ELF              245  NONE
WHOOPS 57274            0  1 0 INNER DEMONS 7848    ARENAMASTER           245  NONE
DENNY'S 57268           0  1 0 INTERNATIONAL D 7165 BANDIT PRINCE         245  NONE
BLAH 100000 57269       0  1 0 MARMADUKE'S PIL 5897 ARENAMASTER           245  NONE
LOTS OF FIBER 57271     0  1 0 MARMADUKE'S PIL 5897 HIGH ELF              245  NONE
MEMORY 57241            0  1 0 OBELISK 011 8148     HIGH ELF              245  NONE
SNORKEL 57243           0  1 0 OBELISK 011 8148     BANDIT PRINCE         245  NONE
DA1 30495               0  1 0 OPEN SHOP 4750       BANDIT PRINCE         245  NONE
DA2 26794               0  1 0 OPEN SHOP 4750       SPYMASTER             245  NONE
BLAH 57233              0  1 0 SEEMS LIKE YEST 5885 BLACK ORC             245  NONE
BLAH 2 57234            0  1 0 SEEMS LIKE YEST 5885 WURM KIN              245  NONE
GORGONS HAIR 57235      0  1 0 SEEMS LIKE YEST 5885 SPYMASTER             245  NONE
TAIL GRAB 57286         0  1 0 SKATE DRAGONS! 9053  HIGH ELF              245  NONE
THE SHIP 30959          5 13 0 STUCK IN THE MU 5452 DIZZYING SPIGOT 49882 241  NOT REVENGED
BANK SHOT 57211         0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP  5110 STONE GOLEM           245  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHEESE CAKE was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
TAIL GRAB was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BLAH was easily killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BLAH 111 was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BLAH 101 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
BANK SHOT was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
BLAH was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BLAH 2 was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
GORGONS HAIR was executed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
BLANK STARE was easily killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BARK BARK was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
DA5 was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA MILL was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
DA2 was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena bout.
WHOOPS was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SNORKEL was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena conflict.
MEMORY was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
BLAH 100000 was executed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
BLAH 1 was easily killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GROUND BEEF was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
STAG'S LEAP was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fray.
DENNY'S was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
LOTS OF FIBER was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena bout.
PUG overpowered ALSO 44 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
VOMIT overpowered BORSCHT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
STEADY DECLINE was overpowered by THE CLINTON YEARS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
EGG RAID was savagely defeated by SAUSAGE FINGERS in a 6 minute expert's bout.
MOON LANDING devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
BRUISE was overpowered by JOPUST SHIRT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SCUMFIST was overpowered by POOPER SCOOPER in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
DOOM BISCUIT subdued DIZZYING SPIGOT in a action packed 1 minute veteran's melee.
SUH SHE handily defeated DAXIL in a exciting 2 minute bloody uneven bout.
COTTONS vanquished MEGA GATOR VS PREDAT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ANGEL HAIR overpowered DANCE BLANK DANCE in a 1 minute uneven Title duel.
FIREWING PHOENIX was overpowered by AMBROSIA in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
FRANCES FARMER was overpowered by TWILIGHT SPARKLE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CUT YOUR HAIR demolished HAPPY DAYS in a 1 minute uneven contest.
METALLIC GUZZLER was overpowered by BLOODBATH & BEYOND in a 2 minute struggle.
FRITO was bested by JASMINE SAGE in a popular 1 minute brutal expert's bout.
ROMPER FLOAT was demolished by MASSAGE PARLOR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
AFFLECK was vanquished by FUGUE STATE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRIMERIDIAN vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
FRACTURED FURY vanquished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KING OF FOOLS was savagely defeated by GEN. BASHUR in a action packed 2 minute duel.
NOSE-FACE KILLER savagely defeated SERVE THE SERVANTS in a 3 minute conflict.
LOTTO luckily beat AMERICAN MUSIC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's brawl.
PILLOW BITER handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
YO SOY FIESTA overpowered QUALITY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
THE LAW FIRM was outwaited by GIG in a dull 12 minute one-sided bout.
OVEN MITT MAN was defeated by SLOW AND STEADY in a action packed 2 minute competition.
RIPPLE savagely defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 3 minute brutal conflict.
BOJANGLES subdued BENNIFER in a 1 minute fight.
MCTWIST overpowered TROPHY WIFE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CERTAIN overpowered IN THE MOMENT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HEY NOW!! was demolished by POORLY SUHTED in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
THIRSTY THUG devastated TSUHNAMI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
I WAS YOUNG was overpowered by FOLKWAY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BAZINGA devastated THE BITTER LIP in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MCHAWK devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
FRONTSIDE GRIND was beaten by BEN WHITECLIFFS in a popular 1 minute match.
FLAVOR SAVER vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
I'LL BITE YOU!! subdued BEEF SUPREME in a popular 1 minute conflict.
GUILT devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STEAK TARTARE viciously butchered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute gruesome match.
COTTONTAIL was vanquished by BERRY THE CHOPPER in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
RAMAN was vanquished by IHOP in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
POINTY STICK subdued THE 5% LIBATION in a popular 2 minute beginner's battle.
TODAY'S STAR was defeated by NON SUHT in a 1 minute contest.
BIG UPS subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute amateur's duel.
HEART SHAPED BOX luckily beat OFF HAND MACE in a popular 12 minute novice's match.
LORD BYRON overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      33         STRIKING ATTACK   57 -  35 -  3      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  19         AIMED BLOW        97 -  80 -  3      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         LUNGING ATTACK    44 -  43 -  2      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   7 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  22 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         TOTAL PARRY       22 -  30 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  16 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  18 -  2      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  38 -  0      10  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   6 -  0       0  |

Turn 245 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  5     LUNGING ATTACK     9 - 10         5  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        19 - 14     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        4 -  9         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  5     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  8     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ANGEL HAIR -10996          11   5  1  132 PASTA LA VISTA (9412)
STRIKING ATTACK  THE CLINTON YEARS -30165   11   3  0  124 SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY (5885)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOON LANDING -20634        11  10  2  101 BEING THERE (5172)
SLASHING ATTACK  BRUISE -23610              10   8  0   85 COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)
TOTAL PARRY      DANCE BLANK DANCE 25029    13  10  1   82 VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)
WALL OF STEEL    LOTTO -11009               10   5  3   62 BODY BY OTTO (9409)
BASHING ATTACK   AMERICAN MUSIC 25026        8   7  0   49 VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BLOODBATH & BEYOND -16298.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was SAUSAGE FINGERS 31771.  The ten other most popular fighters were GEN. 
BASHUR -9140, SUH SHE -11021, OVEN MITT MAN -15235, RIPPLE -18413, THE 5% LIBATION 
26790, OFF HAND MACE -8270, PRIMERIDIAN -20653, NOSE-FACE KILLER -17333, CHEESE CAKE 
-17236, and POOPER SCOOPER -31860.

The least popular fighter this week was GIG -10999.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were THE LAW FIRM -17331, HEART SHAPED BOX 29099, TODAY'S STAR -8645, RAMAN 
-8493, THE BITTER LIP 26792, I WAS YOUNG -31923, TSUHNAMI -8684, IN THE MOMENT -9142, 
QUALITY -9174, and AFFLECK -11002.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

EGG RAID (84--16309) SOME OLD B FACTORY 19NITY