DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/31/2025    Duedate: 08/13/2025

GREEN VALLEY ARENA

DM 87    TURN 24

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CREAMY ONIONS
TURKEY DAY '24 (182)
(87-964) [6-2-0,67]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ROBERT PAULSON 1538            CREAMY ONIONS
PROJECT MAYHEM 596 (480)       TURKEY DAY '24 (182)
(87-2510) [8-4-0,28]           (87-964) [6-2-0,67]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

CREAMY ONIONS                  FEEDBACK LOOP
TURKEY DAY '24 (182)           THIS MODERN WORLD 44 (719)
(87-964) [6-2-0,67]            (87-3758) [1-1-0,8]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OF WOLF & ANT (422)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OF WOLF & ANT (422)           31 
2. VORPAL STEELE 17 (442)        29    PROJECT MAYHEM 596 (480)
3. THIS MODERNWORLD X (842)      27    Unchartered Team
4. TALES OF FRESNO 3 (1231)      26 
5. DOESN'T CARE (1107)           26    FAR TRAVELERS 2531 (591)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 3*SUPE FORCES BU02 (110)     4   0  1 100.   1/ 0*OF WOLF & ANT (422)       2  0 1
 2/ 5*FAR TRAVELERS 2531 (591)   4   0  0 100.   2/ 0*TALES OF FRESNO 3 (1231)  2  0 0
 3/ 0*THIS MODERN WORLD 1 (234)  3   0  0 100.   3/39*THIS MODERNWORLD X (842)  2  0 0
 4/ 0*CHRISTMAS IDES (391)       3   0  0 100.   4/16*THIS MODERN WORLD 3 (221) 2  0 0
 5/ 0*OF WOLF & ANT (422)        2   0  1 100.   5/27*FAR TRAVELERS 2531 (591)  2  0 0
 6/ 0*ECHO OF STEELE 7 (923)     2   0  0 100.   6/32*SPORTSWARE (624)          2  0 0
 7/ 0*TALES OF FRESNO 3 (1231)   2   0  0 100.   7- 1*FORMER ASSOCIATES (833)   2  0 0
 8/15*THIS MODERNWORLD X (842)   2   0  0 100.   8/38*FAR TRAVELERS 2554 (839)  2  0 0
 9- 7*SUPE FORCES IV11 (115)     2   0  0 100.   9/ 4 PROJECT MAYHEM 596 (480)  2  1 0
10/16*THIS MODERN WORLD 3 (221)  2   0  0 100.  10/44*HOWLIN BIRDHOUSE (445)    2  2 0
11/18*HOWLIN LUNCH MONEY (304)   2   0  0 100.  11/ 0*OF WOLF & LICH (1327)     1  0 1
12/21*SPORTSWARE (624)           2   0  0 100.  12/ 0*STEEL CITY (1696)         1  0 0
13/14*FAR TRAVELERS 2554 (839)   2   0  0 100.  13- 3*WRATHMEN 25-20 (910)      1  0 0
14/ 0*OF WOLF & LICH (1327)      1   0  1 100.  14/ 0*ECHO OF STEELE 7 (923)    1  0 0
15/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 2565 (1097)  1   0  0 100.  15/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 2565 (1097) 1  0 0
16/ 0*STEEL CITY (1696)          1   0  0 100.  16/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 2578 (1259) 1  0 0
17/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 2578 (1259)  1   0  0 100.  17/ 0*OF WOLF & A.I. (1314)     1  0 0
18/ 0*OF WOLF & A.I. (1314)      1   0  0 100.  18/ 0*OF WOLF & SELKIE (1321)   1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*OF WOLF & SELKIE (1321)    1   0  0 100.  19/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 2530 (590)  1  0 0
20-22*THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (681)  1   0  0 100.  20-26*SUPE FORCES IV11 (115)    1  0 0
21-20*FAR TRAVELERS 2537 (597)   1   0  0 100.  21/54*FAR TRAVELERS 2528 (588)  1  0 0
22/ 0*THE RESISTANCE 4 (75)      1   0  0 100.  22/37*TURKEY DAY '24 (182)      1  0 0
23/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 2515 (725)   1   0  0 100.  23/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 2519 (729)  1  0 0
24-17*SENSATIONALS 3 (852)       1   0  0 100.  24-30*FAR TRAVELERS 2537 (597)  1  0 0
25/ 0*OF WOLF AND MAN (314)      1   0  0 100.  25-21*THIS MODERN WORLD 3 (713) 1  0 0
26/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 2530 (590)   1   0  0 100.  26-35*SENSATIONALS 3 (852)      1  0 0
27/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 2534 (594)   1   0  0 100.  27/ 0*CHRISTMAS IDES (391)      1  0 0
28-24*MEN OF CHATZY 2 (843)      1   0  0 100.  28/ 0*OF WOLF AND ELF (315)     1  0 0
29/ 0*THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (704)  1   0  0 100.  29/ 0*VORPAL STEELE 1 (426)     1  0 0
30/ 0*THIS MODERN WORLD 3 (709)  1   0  0 100.  30-41*SENSATIONALS 2 (851)      1  0 0
31-23*THIS MODERN WORLD 3 (713)  1   0  0 100.  31- 5*WRATHMEN 25-5 (568)       1  0 0
32/ 0*THIS MODERN WORLD 4 (718)  1   0  0 100.  32-28*SUPEFORCES 7X07 (150)     1  0 0
33/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 2513 (723)   1   0  0 100.  33/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 2534 (594)  1  0 0
34/ 2*FAR TRAVELERS 2532 (592)   7   1  1 87.5  34-24*SUPE FORCES BU02 (110)    1  0 0
35-27*HAGEDORN STUFF (622)       4   1  1 80.0  35/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 2538 (598)  1  0 0
36-26*FORMER ASSOCIATES (833)    4   1  1 80.0  36-31*HAGEDORN STUFF (622)      1  0 0
37/ 0*VORPAL STEELE 7 (432)      4   1  0 80.0  37/22*HOWLIN LUNCH MONEY (304)  1  0 0
38/30*TURKEY DAY '24 (182)       6   2  0 75.0  38-15*THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (681) 1  0 0
39-29*SENSATIONALS 2 (851)       3   1  0 75.0  39/ 0*THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (704) 1  0 0
40/34 PROJECT MAYHEM 596 (480)   8   4  0 66.7  40/ 0*THIS MODERN WORLD 3 (709) 1  0 0
41/ 0*VORPAL STEELE 1 (426)      4   2  1 66.7  41/ 0*VORPAL STEELE 17 (442)    1  0 0
42-31*SUPEFORCES 7X07 (150)      4   2  0 66.7  42/ 0*THIS MODERN WORLD 4 (718) 1  0 0
43/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 2538 (598)   2   1  1 66.7  43/ 0*OF WOLF AND MAN (314)     1  0 0
44-32*WRATHMEN 25-20 (910)       2   1  0 66.7  44/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 2513 (723)  1  0 0
45/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 2519 (729)   2   1  0 66.7  45/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 2515 (725)  1  0 0
46/35*FAR TRAVELERS 2509 (256)   5   4  0 55.6  46-20*MEN OF CHATZY 2 (843)     1  0 0
47-39*WRATHMEN 25-5 (568)        2   2  0 50.0  47/ 0*THE RESISTANCE 4 (75)     1  0 0
48/ 0*DOESN'T CARE (1107)        1   1  0 50.0  48/ 0*THIS MODERNWORLD 42 (836) 1  0 0
49/ 0*ECHO OF STEELE 18 (934)    1   1  0 50.0  49/ 0*THIS MODERN WORLD 1 (234) 1  0 0
50/ 0*OF WOLF AND ELF (315)      1   1  0 50.0  50/ 0*DOESN'T CARE (1107)       1  1 0
51/ 0*VORPAL STEELE 17 (442)     1   1  0 50.0  51/14*THIS MODERN WORLD 4 (719) 1  1 0
52/13*THIS MODERN WORLD 4 (719)  1   1  0 50.0  52/19*FAR TRAVELERS 2509 (256)  1  1 0
53/43*FAR TRAVELERS 2528 (588)   4   5  0 44.4  53/ 2*FAR TRAVELERS 2532 (592)  1  1 0
54/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 2511 (721)   2   3  1 40.0  54/ 6*KULVAC'S VAULT (551)      1  4 0
55-42*SUPE FORCES BU12 (103)     2   3  0 40.0  55/40*ASSASSINS (1281)          0  2 0
56/ 0*THIS MODERNWORLD 42 (836)  2   4  0 33.3  56/ 0*SATAN'S SUPERMARKE (1357) 0  1 0
57/ 0*OF WOLF & DWARF (420)      1   2  0 33.3  57/ 0*WRATHMEN 25-109 (1584)    0  1 0
58/ 0*OF WOLF & MAN (424)        1   2  0 33.3  58/ 0*ECHO OF STEELE 18 (934)   0  1 0
59/52*HOWLIN BIRDHOUSE (445)     2   5  0 28.6  59-49*BUBBA'S BRAIN ROT (1024)  0  1 0
60/45*KULVAC'S VAULT (551)       2   6  1 25.0  60-50*NOIR KNUCKLES (1025)      0  1 0
61/49*THIS MODERN WORLD 1 (236)  2   6  0 25.0  61/ 0*MAN OF CHATZY 3 (1106)    0  1 0
62/ 0*OF WOLF & HAGS (423)       1   3  1 25.0  62/ 0*THIS MODERN WORLD  (1228) 0  1 0
63/48*ASSASSINS (1281)           1   3  0 25.0  63/ 0*OF WOLF & TITAN (1317)    0  1 0
64/ 0*THIS MODERN WORLD 3 (710)  1   5  0 16.7  64/ 0*OF WOLF & NAGA (1326)     0  1 0
65/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 2527 (587)   0   6  0  0.0  65/ 0*OF WOLF & KOBALD (1328)   0  1 0
66/ 0*OF WOLF & OOZE (418)       0   3  0  0.0  66/ 0*OF WOLF & GHOUL (1334)    0  1 0
67/ 0*THIS MODERNWORLD Z (841)   0   2  0  0.0  67/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 2511 (721)  0  1 0
68-58*NOIR KNUCKLES (1025)       0   1  0  0.0  68/ 0*VORPAL STEELE 7 (432)     0  1 0
69/ 0*MAN OF CHATZY 3 (1106)     0   1  0  0.0  69-56*FAR TRAVELERS 2503 (262)  0  1 0
70/ 0*OF WOLF & TITAN (1317)     0   1  0  0.0  70/ 0*OF WOLF & DWARF (420)     0  1 0
71-57*BUBBA'S BRAIN ROT (1024)   0   1  0  0.0  71-60*THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (679) 0  1 0
72/ 0*OF WOLF & NAGA (1326)      0   1  0  0.0  72-53*SUPE FORCES BU12 (103)    0  1 0
73/ 0*THIS MODERN WORLD  (1228)  0   1  0  0.0  73/ 0*OF WOLF & HAGS (423)      0  1 0
74/ 0*OF WOLF & KOBALD (1328)    0   1  0  0.0  74/ 0*OF WOLF & MAN (424)       0  1 0
75/ 0*OF WOLF & GHOUL (1334)     0   1  0  0.0  75/ 0*THIS MODERN WORLD 3 (710) 0  1 0
76/ 0*SATAN'S SUPERMARKE (1357)  0   1  0  0.0  76/ 0*THIS MODERNWORLD Z (841)  0  1 0
77/ 0*WRATHMEN 25-109 (1584)     0   1  0  0.0  77/17*THIS MODERN WORLD 1 (236) 0  1 0
78-60*FAR TRAVELERS 2503 (262)   0   1  0  0.0  78/ 0*OF WOLF & OOZE (418)      0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
79-61*THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (679)  0   1  0  0.0  79/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 2527 (587)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly GREEN VALLEY games.  Former top team FORMER ASSOCIATES 
was unseated this week as OF WOLF & ANT moved up from 0th ranking to take the top 
spot with a 2-0-1 record for the round.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part 
of THIS MODERNWORLD X.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden 
move to 3rd team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with THIS 
MODERN WORLD 3's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 4th place 
ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of FAR TRAVELERS 2531.  How 
else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 5th team?  The 
proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with SPORTSWARE's team record!  A 
1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 6th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect 
trickery on the part of FAR TRAVELERS 2554.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  
How else the sudden move to 8th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to 
compare with HOWLIN BIRDHOUSE's team record!  A 1-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 
10th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of FAR TRAVELERS 
2528.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 21st team?  
The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with TURKEY DAY '24's team 
record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 22nd place ranking.  My tutors were 
fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week HOWLIN 
LUNCH MONEY went 1-0-0 and fell 15 notches into 37th!  THIS MODERN WORLD 44 bore the 
brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 51st position 
as the result of going 0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you 
rise the harder you fall.  This week FAR TRAVELERS 2509 went 0-1-0 and fell 33 
notches into 52nd!  FAR TRAVELERS 2532 bore the brunt of major assault on their 
standings this week as they dropped to 53rd position as the result of going 1-1-0!  
My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This 
week KULVAC'S VAULT went 0-2-0 and fell 48 notches into 54th!  ASSASSINS bore the 
brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 55th position 
as the result of going 0-1-0!  BLADEVEIL caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial 
commission as she skillfully bested EMASCULATRIX and was awarded 29 points in 
recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, NOOBADIN put down SURTAIN, 
causing him to lose 9 points of recognition in the process.  Due to his absence and 
inability to defend the throne, THE HOLLOW has lost the title of Duelmaster.  The 
city has turned out in honor of CREAMY ONIONS, for with his arena victory he may now 
lay claim to the highest position in the city!  Would you believe that over half of 
the old women in GREEN VALLEY seem to feel that they could fight better than you 
gladiators?   
     But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades 
that is city GREEN VALLEY.  My inside sources tell me that the team to beat in GREEN 
VALLEY these days is KHORS FAMILIARS.  At least, most blades in town are looking to 
avoid them.  Apparently the stalwarts of TURKEY DAY '24 are catching the bulk of 
jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids.  Loose talk 
at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters 
are after GIMME SHELTER1.  Watch your back!   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms.  One thing 
is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!   
     The girls are as pretty in GREEN VALLEY as ever I remembered them....and the 
fighters as ugly!  Don't let your reputation slip!  Ahh, but I can hear the spires of 
a far off city calling to me.  I must away!  Till next we meet remember - the pen is 
mightier than the sword, but a maul is a different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CREAMY ONIONS 964             6   2  0  67         TURKEY DAY '24 (182)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEVELLAND 3104                4   0  0  48         FAR TRAVELERS 2532 (592)  
 IMPERIUM 2236                 4   2  1  43         VORPAL STEELE 1 (426)     
-MANY SHOES 3255               4   1  1  42         HAGEDORN STUFF (622)      
 PHOSPORSENCE 3105             3   1  1  40         FAR TRAVELERS 2532 (592)  
 CRISPY YORKSHIRE 2062         3   0  0  40         CHRISTMAS IDES (391)      
 WARBANE 2267                  4   1  0  39         VORPAL STEELE 7 (432)     
 BLADEVEIL 2316                1   1  0  36         VORPAL STEELE 17 (442)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROBERT PAULSON 1538 2510      8   4  0  28         PROJECT MAYHEM 596 (480)  
 GUAC 1591                     2   0  0  28         HOWLIN LUNCH MONEY (304)  
-THE HOLLOW 770                4   2  0  27         SUPEFORCES 7X07 (150)     
 HIGH-KEY 1222                 3   0  0  27         THIS MODERN WORLD 16 (234)
 GRK THIS 4386                 1   0  0  27         THIS MODERNWORLD X (842)  
-WASTE JACKAL 569              3   0  0  26         SUPE FORCES BU02 (110)    
-RAD ROACH 2887                2   0  1  26         KULVAC'S VAULT (551)      
 BEST PRACTICES 1231           2   2  0  26         THIS MODERN WORLD 18 (236)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VULTURE 590                   2   0  0  23         SUPE FORCES IV11 (115)    
 WELCOME WAGON 4372            2   0  0  23         FAR TRAVELERS 2554 (839)  
 MAD RIZZ 1159                 2   0  0  23         THIS MODERN WORLD 3 (221) 
-RYDEL II 2974                 1   2  0  23         WRATHMEN 25-5 (568)       
-MARIO 4339                    3   1  1  22         FORMER ASSOCIATES (833)   
 CHIMERON 3097                 2   0  0  22         FAR TRAVELERS 2531 (591)  
 CONSANGUINITY 3682            1   0  0  21         THIS MODERN WORLD 29 (704)
 VIVICA 3135                   2   1  1  20         FAR TRAVELERS 2538 (598)  
 ELECTRICAL WELL 2332          1   1  0  20         HOWLIN BIRDHOUSE (445)    
-AUTO-RUN 4390                 1   0  0  20         MEN OF CHATZY 2 (843)     
 LASTING PEACH 5897            1   0  0  20         THIS MODERNWORLD 42 (836) 
-LYTHE 4463                    1   0  0  20         SENSATIONALS 3 (852)      
-TRUEX 3131                    1   0  0  20         FAR TRAVELERS 2537 (597)  
-BASTONS 534                   2   3  0  19         SUPE FORCES BU12 (103)    
 LING 3085                     2   1  0  19         FAR TRAVELERS 2528 (588)  
 KILL ZONE 392                 1   0  0  19         THE RESISTANCE 4 (75)     
 URSULANA 3093                 1   0  0  19         FAR TRAVELERS 2530 (590)  
 BANEFORGE 4824                2   0  0  18         ECHO OF STEELE 7 (923)    
 HARVESTER 2218                1   0  1  18         OF WOLF & ANT (422)       
 OLIDA 1646                    1   1  0  18         OF WOLF AND ELF (315)     
 BROKEN WING 4879              1   1  0  18         ECHO OF STEELE 18 (934)   
 NOOBADIN 1641                 1   0  0  18         OF WOLF AND MAN (314)     
 ERRANT NOSTALGIA 3707         1   0  0  17         THIS MODERN WORLD 34 (709)
 SOLOIST 2229                  1   2  0  17         OF WOLF & MAN (424)       
 BIFURCATED 3777               1   0  0  17         FAR TRAVELERS 2513 (723)  
 OMNICHANNEL 3750              1   0  0  17         THIS MODERN WORLD 43 (718)
-ALTERNATE FACTS 3727          1   0  0  16         THIS MODERN WORLD 38 (713)
 POLEZEL 3078                  0   2  0  16         FAR TRAVELERS 2527 (587)  
-ZEA 4761                      2   0  0  15         WRATHMEN 25-20 (910)      
 HAGROAR 2207                  1   2  0  15         OF WOLF & DWARF (420)     
 GEORGE W BUSH 5797            1   0  0  15         DOESN'T CARE (1107)       
 EINDHOVENAARA 6619            1   0  0  15         FAR TRAVELERS 2578 (1259) 
 RHEMUS 3808                   1   0  0  15         FAR TRAVELERS 2519 (729)  
 BLUE CANARY 2333              0   3  0  15         HOWLIN BIRDHOUSE (445)    
 BIKINI 3262                   2   0  0  14         SPORTSWARE (624)          
 EMASCULATRIX 4384             0   2  0  14         THIS MODERNWORLD Z (841)  
 MA TRUCK MADERA 6461          1   0  0  13         TALES OF FRESNO 3 (1231)  
-HAIR GEL MESSIAH 4389         1   0  0  13         THIS MODERNWORLD X (842)  
 SWINKEL 3787                  1   0  0  13         FAR TRAVELERS 2515 (725)  
-WINTERWILDFIRE 3564           1   0  0  13         THIS MODERN WORLD 28 (681)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THAT'S WHO! 6462              1   0  0  13         TALES OF FRESNO 3 (1231)  
 GLORELEI 3114                 1   0  0  13         FAR TRAVELERS 2534 (594)  
 LEAFCUTTER 2217               1   0  0  13         OF WOLF & ANT (422)       
-RECKLESS ABANDON 4455         1   0  0  13         SENSATIONALS 2 (851)      
 OMNI 6917                     1   0  0  13         OF WOLF & A.I. (1314)     
 ENNUI 5747                    1   0  0  13         FAR TRAVELERS 2565 (1097) 
 NUKA COLA 2888                0   3  0  13         KULVAC'S VAULT (551)      
 OCHRE JELLY 2199              0   2  0  12         OF WOLF & OOZE (418)      
 AKVUQ 6983                    1   0  1  11         OF WOLF & LICH (1327)     
 HONEY BADGER 5794             0   1  0  11         DOESN'T CARE (1107)       
 GRINK 6986                    0   1  0  11         OF WOLF & KOBALD (1328)   
 SURTAIN 4415                  3   1  0  10         FAR TRAVELERS 2509 (256)  
-MERK 4337                     1   0  0  10         FORMER ASSOCIATES (833)   
 YINZER 8881                   1   0  0   9         STEEL CITY (1696)         
 FEEDBACK LOOP 3758            1   1  0   8         THIS MODERN WORLD 44 (719)
 BORT 6953                     1   0  0   7         OF WOLF & SELKIE (1321)   
 BIG BUCK 0B 5789              0   1  0   7         MAN OF CHATZY 3 (1106)    
 AI OVERLORD 6447              0   1  0   7         THIS MODERN WORLD 5 (1228)
 BONZIT 7017                   0   1  0   7         OF WOLF & GHOUL (1334)    
 LIVER BURGER 7132             0   1  0   7         SATAN'S SUPERMARKET (1357)
 LUSSA 6933                    0   1  0   7         OF WOLF & TITAN (1317)    
-BOGART BRUISER 5343           0   1  0   7         NOIR KNUCKLES (1025)      
-SKIBIDI 5337                  0   1  0   7         BUBBA'S BRAIN ROT (1024)  
-SPILLANE 1379                 0   1  0   7         FAR TRAVELERS 2503 (262)  
 MAXIMUS 6733                  1   3  0   6         ASSASSINS (1281)          
 SEZEEZ 6976                   0   1  0   5         OF WOLF & NAGA (1326)     
 LARTEK 5906                   0   1  0   5         OF WOLF & HAGS (423)      
-DOUBLE THA FLAVA 3555         0   1  0   5         THIS MODERN WORLD 26 (679)
 GIMME SHELTER1 2891           0   3  0   3         KULVAC'S VAULT (551)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BRAT 728                1  4 0 4 LETTER FORCES  142 PERY 327                20 NONE
PANEL 297               2  2 1 ERR2 56              PHOSPORSENCE 3105       20 NOT REVENGED
HAWKING 6642            0  1 0 FAR TRAVELERS 25 721 HARVESTER 2218          24  
CHISEL 2341             0  1 0 HOWLIN PLOW 447      MARIO 4339              21  
ROBERT PAULSON 1 2632   1  2 0 PROJECT MAYHEM 6 505 WEALTHY MANBABY 1194    20 NOT REVENGED
COVFEFE 5887            0  1 0 THIS MODERN WORL 710 AKVUQ 6983              24  
PARRYING IS FUN 1001    1  3 0 TP'S 'R US 190       SUNSET 1371             20 NONE
RELENTLESS 8281         0  1 0 WRATHMEN 25-109 1584 HIGH ELF                24 NONE
PATRIK 4785             0  1 0 WRATHMEN 25-25 915   RAD ROACH 2887          21  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RELENTLESS was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CREAMY ONIONS vanquished PHOSPORSENCE in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven Title battle.
LEVELLAND won victory over AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 5 minute brawl.
WARBANE was viciously subdued by CRISPY YORKSHIRE in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
IMPERIUM devastated BEST PRACTICES in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
ROBERT PAULSON 1538 beat POLEZEL in a 3 minute brawl.
MAD RIZZ handily defeated GIMME SHELTER1 in a 2 minute uneven fight.
HIGH-KEY vanquished OCHRE JELLY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GUAC won victory over BROKEN WING in a 2 minute fight.
CHIMERON vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
OLIDA overpowered BLUE CANARY in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
HAGROAR was overpowered by ELECTRICAL WELL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BANEFORGE bested NUKA COLA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
SOLOIST was subdued by VIVICA in a 1 minute match.
EMASCULATRIX was bested by BLADEVEIL in a 2 minute bout.
LING handily defeated MAXIMUS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SURTAIN lost to NOOBADIN in a 4 minute amateur's bout.
FEEDBACK LOOP was unbelievably bested by BIKINI in a 4 minute novice's fray.
WELCOME WAGON devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OMNICHANNEL demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
ERRANT NOSTALGIA beat LIVER BURGER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
BIFURCATED devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SWINKEL overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RHEMUS overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fray.
CONSANGUINITY overcame LUSSA in a 1 minute contest.
GLORELEI overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GRK THIS overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
URSULANA defeated GRINK in a 2 minute duel.
HARVESTER assassinated HAWKING in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
LEAFCUTTER won victory over HONEY BADGER in a 2 minute bout.
ENNUI outwaited BONZIT in a 7 minute fray.
BIG BUCK 0B was beaten by OMNI in a exciting 5 minute fray.
GEORGE W BUSH handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
COVFEFE was assassinated by AKVUQ in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LASTING PEACH handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
LARTEK was demolished by KILL ZONE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
AI OVERLORD was narrowly defeated by BORT in a 5 minute gruesome novice's bout.
MA TRUCK MADERA demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven contest.
THAT'S WHO! overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
EINDHOVENAARA subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute struggle.
SEZEEZ was beaten by YINZER in a 2 minute novice's fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         WALL OF STEEL     26 -   8 -  1      76  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         TOTAL PARRY       36 -  20 -  2      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         STRIKING ATTACK   77 -  64 -  6      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  15 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         AIMED BLOW        44 -  39 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK    55 -  65 -  5      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         SLASHING ATTACK   30 -  41 -  3      42  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  35 -  6      31  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  27 -  1      21  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  40 -  1      17  |

Turn  24 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  4                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  6                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4                                       1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  CREAMY ONIONS 964           6   2  0   67 TURKEY DAY '24 (182)
TOTAL PARRY      LEVELLAND 3104              4   0  0   48 FAR TRAVELERS 2532 (592)
SLASHING ATTACK  PHOSPORSENCE 3105           3   1  1   40 FAR TRAVELERS 2532 (592)
LUNGING ATTACK   CRISPY YORKSHIRE 2062       3   0  0   40 CHRISTMAS IDES (391)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    WARBANE 2267                4   1  0   39 VORPAL STEELE 7 (432)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CREAMY ONIONS 964.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FEEDBACK LOOP 3758.  The ten other most popular fighters were BIG BUCK 0B 
5789, CRISPY YORKSHIRE 2062, CREAMY ONIONS 964, EMASCULATRIX 4384, AI OVERLORD 6447, 
ROBERT PAULSON 1538 2510, GUAC 1591, BLADEVEIL 2316, ERRANT NOSTALGIA 3707, and 
IMPERIUM 2236.

The least popular fighter this week was LEVELLAND 3104.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LARTEK 5906, COVFEFE 5887, OMNI 6917, ENNUI 5747, MAXIMUS 6733, HAGROAR 
2207, OCHRE JELLY 2199, RELENTLESS 8281, EINDHOVENAARA 6619, and AKVUQ 6983.