DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 11/17/2023 Duedate: 11/30/2023 NOBLISH ISLAND ARENA DM 93 TURN 648 This Week's Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS DAME JEDI UBER ACES (1903) (93-11147) [5-2-0,40] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader POSITION IS EMPTY DAME JEDI UBER ACES (1903) (93-11147) [5-2-0,40] Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite ASSURS HONOR PERRY MASON UBER ACES (1903) CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909) (93-11145) [2-5-1,29] (93-11178) [3-2-0,12] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM BASH BROS SUPERSTARS (1908) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. BASH BROS SUPERSTARS (1908) 26 2. CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909) 25 RAGE (388) 3. UBER ACES (1903) 16 Unchartered Team BASH BROS SUPERSTARS (1908) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*BASH BROS SUPERSTA (1908) 19 6 1 76.0 1/ 1*BASH BROS SUPERSTA (1908)11 4 0 2- 2*THE NORSE (1864) 14 6 0 70.0 2/ 2*UBER ACES (1903) 7 7 1 3/ 3*CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909) 13 12 1 52.0 3/ 3*CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909) 6 9 0 4- 5*STRANGER DANGER (1905) 4 5 0 44.4 4- 5*THE NORSE (1864) 3 2 0 5/ 6*UBER ACES (1903) 14 20 1 41.2 5- 6*STRANGER DANGER (1905) 2 2 0 6- 7*WE THE PEOPLE (1910) 1 4 0 20.0 6- 7*WE THE PEOPLE (1910) 1 4 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of NOBLISH ISLAND brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see MAVERICK win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, MAVERICK beat NO LOYALTY and NO LOYALTY lost 10 points. You're breakin' my heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as DAME JEDI takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, NOBLISH ISLAND? My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start talking.' I loved that woman. NOBLISH ISLAND, I am losing what little hope I had in you. THE NORSE the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And it looks like CHILDHOOD T.V. avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. PROTON was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's see if anyone's dead or dying. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later? I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DAME JEDI 11147 5 2 0 40 UBER ACES (1903) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BIG LUG 11146 4 3 0 36 UBER ACES (1903) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -GORM 10919 3 1 0 30 THE NORSE (1864) OVERPAID 11174 4 1 0 29 BASH BROS SUPERSTAR (1908) ASSURS HONOR 11145 2 5 1 29 UBER ACES (1903) HOWDY DOODY 11176 4 1 1 27 CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909) CONCEITED 11170 5 0 0 25 BASH BROS SUPERSTAR (1908) MAVERICK 11179 2 3 0 25 CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909) ENTITLED 11171 4 1 1 24 BASH BROS SUPERSTAR (1908) -ASMUND 10918 3 1 0 24 THE NORSE (1864) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SKARDE 10921 3 1 0 23 THE NORSE (1864) -SIR CHAFESALOT 11155 2 0 0 23 STRANGER DANGER (1905) COSMETIC SURGERY 11173 3 2 0 22 BASH BROS SUPERSTAR (1908) -ELMO EL TICKLER 11159 2 0 0 21 STRANGER DANGER (1905) PROTON 11144 3 4 0 17 UBER ACES (1903) -BJORN 10920 2 2 0 14 THE NORSE (1864) -BALD EAGLE 11180 1 0 0 13 WE THE PEOPLE (1910) PERRY MASON 11178 3 2 0 12 CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909) NO LOYALTY 11172 3 2 0 11 BASH BROS SUPERSTAR (1908) -ERIK 10917 3 1 0 10 THE NORSE (1864) TWILIGHT ZONE 11175 2 3 0 9 CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909) FLASH GORDON 11177 2 3 0 9 CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909) -OPRAHWINDFURY 11157 0 2 0 2 STRANGER DANGER (1905) -JOBLASS 11156 0 2 0 2 STRANGER DANGER (1905) -BIG MAC 11181 0 1 0 1 WE THE PEOPLE (1910) -COCA-COLA 11182 0 1 0 1 WE THE PEOPLE (1910) -BUSH 11184 0 1 0 1 WE THE PEOPLE (1910) -ANHEUSER 11183 0 1 0 1 WE THE PEOPLE (1910) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? HAFF WITT 11164 0 2 0 RENO'S TROOPS 1906 HOWDY DOODY 11176 644 NOT REVENGED KARL 11158 0 1 0 STRANGER DANGER 1905 ENTITLED 11171 644 NOT REVENGED PERSONAL ADS I have little to say, but, Assur, you rock! -- Tank Agnar The Red, skill percentages ..... each skill = 5% hence 10 total attack skills = 50% 16 total skills = 80% (and expert, I might add.) 135% means 27 skills in that category total skills = born with (including bonus or hose) + learned + earned from stat bumps I hope this helps. -- Tank Assur, P.S. Now that baseball season is over, perhaps you wil start coming back to my level? So sad. -- Tank (Hearing rumors of being terminated) LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS HOWDY DOODY bested PROTON in a 2 minute Challenge fight. ASSURS HONOR was bested by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute duel. BIG LUG luckily beat FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute melee. DAME JEDI subdued CAPTURED ORC in a action packed 1 minute Title fight. CONCEITED unbelievably bested PERRY MASON in a popular 3 minute novice's contest. ENTITLED demolished TWILIGHT ZONE in a 1 minute mismatched competition. NO LOYALTY was vanquished by MAVERICK in a 1 minute mismatched fight. COSMETIC SURGERY overpowered FLASH GORDON in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. OVERPAID overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven melee. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |BASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 6 - 0 75 | |AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 16 - 9 - 1 64 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 4 - 0 64 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 9 - 1 61 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 15 - 3 58 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 LUNGING ATTACK 26 - 26 - 1 50 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 22 - 1 48 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 8 - 0 38 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 13 - 0 38 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 - 0 0 | Turn 648 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-STRIKE DAME JEDI 11147 5 2 0 40 UBER ACES (1903) WALL OF STEEL BIG LUG 11146 4 3 0 36 UBER ACES (1903) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is ASSURS HONOR 11145. The most popular warrior this turn was PERRY MASON 11178. The ten other most popular fighters were HOWDY DOODY 11176, ASSURS HONOR 11145, DAME JEDI 11147, PROTON 11144, BIG LUG 11146, ENTITLED 11171, MAVERICK 11179, COSMETIC SURGERY 11173, OVERPAID 11174, and CONCEITED 11170. The least popular fighter this week was FLASH GORDON 11177. The other ten least popular fighters were NO LOYALTY 11172, TWILIGHT ZONE 11175, CONCEITED 11170, OVERPAID 11174, COSMETIC SURGERY 11173, MAVERICK 11179, ENTITLED 11171, BIG LUG 11146, PROTON 11144, and DAME JEDI 11147. MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXVIII INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME GIBRALTER 11132 (5-4-1) 1 3 0 BANGERS & MASH PORKY 11134 (6-3-0) 1 3 0 BANGERS & MASH BIG LUG 11146 (3-2-0) 0 3 0 UBER ACES PROTON 11144 (2-3-0) 0 3 0 UBER ACES APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME SIR CHAFESALOT 11155 (2-0-0) 0 3 0 STRANGER DANGER ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME ENNA LA AMAKIIR 11166 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 THE EXILES NEBULO SILKWYND 11169 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 THE EXILES DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME EYE SCREAM 11130 (5-2-0) 0 1 0 DEAD BANGERS & MASH DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME KARL 11158 (0-1-0) 1 3 0 STRANGER DANGER