DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/26/2026 Duedate: 07/09/2026
NOBLISH ISLAND ARENA
DM 93 TURN 716
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
COLD
BASH BROS SUPPER (1971)
(93-11557) [5-0-0,51]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY COLD
BASH BROS SUPPER (1971)
(93-11557) [5-0-0,51]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
BURNED BURNED
BASH BROS SUPPER (1971) BASH BROS SUPPER (1971)
(93-11554) [3-2-0,11] (93-11554) [3-2-0,11]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS SUPPER (1971)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PLANETARY FORCES (1974) 62
2. DON'T AVOID US (1972) 17 DARK TOADS (527)
3. BASH BROS SUPPER (1971) 10 Unchartered Team
PLANETARY FORCES (1974)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 3*PLANETARY FORCES (1974) 8 2 0 80.0 1/ 1*BASH BROS SUPPER (1971) 9 6 1
2/ 2*BASH BROS SUPPER (1971) 15 10 2 60.0 2/ 4*PLANETARY FORCES (1974) 8 2 0
3/ 4*DON'T AVOID US (1972) 9 10 1 47.4 3/ 5*DON'T AVOID US (1972) 5 4 0
4- 5*MC GLADIATOR PIT (1973) 4 11 0 26.7 4- 3*MC GLADIATOR PIT (1973) 1 9 0
5- 0*SERPENT'S (285) 0 2 0 0.0 5- 0*SERPENT'S (285) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Welcome NOBLISH ISLAND. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the
fights have I fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... What's with
SPOILED? He actually beat NOBLISH ISLAND's THE USEROUS MERCHANT, and walked away
with 19 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at PLANETARY FORCES while they
watched ROTATION clobber HUGS. She lost 4 points and got bruised from objects thrown
from the stands. I'm sure NOBLISH ISLAND is excited about COLD, the new Duelmaster
from BASH BROS SUPPER. (remember?) But when you've seen as many as I have...
Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is
looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.
No matter the time or place, men will always duel. NOBLISH ISLAND thinks BASH
BROS SUPPER and their 15-10-2 is too much! If at first you don't succeed, give up...
Management must be dealin', as the boys at PLANETARY FORCES ain't reelin'! BASH BROS
SUPPER's mad! What do people see in BURNED? His 3-2-0? BASH BROS SUPPER ain't
talkin', but he's got 11 points. Keep challenging up 26 points, OIL, and I won't
have to write about you much longer. BURNED always accepts those kind of
challenges... Sometimes what you expect to do (like in the fights) doesn't expect to
turn out like you thought. OIL overcame BURNED. It don't make sense.
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. MUSHY was plum wore out after INCOME TAXES pounded
'im silly in a Bloodfeud. BASH BROS SUPPER'll have to get a little better before
going after INCOME TAXES again! MUSHY larned his lesson (INCOME TAXES taught it
well), and we right likely won't be seein' 'im fight any DON'T AVOID US members with
the same gusto. How long have I been here? I got people to see, places to go...
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. Are you
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm writing it
before you read it. Oh, well. Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. Practice,
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COLD 11557 5 0 0 51 BASH BROS SUPPER (1971)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPOILED 11569 3 1 0 48 BASH BROS SUPPER (1971)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRAVITY 11571 2 0 0 31 PLANETARY FORCES (1974)
WIND 11572 2 0 0 25 PLANETARY FORCES (1974)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OIL 11574 1 1 0 20 PLANETARY FORCES (1974)
ROTATION 11573 1 1 0 19 PLANETARY FORCES (1974)
INCOME TAXES 11562 3 1 0 18 DON'T AVOID US (1972)
EYE CONTACT 11591 1 0 0 16 DON'T AVOID US (1972)
SLEEP 11560 2 2 1 15 DON'T AVOID US (1972)
HUGS 11559 1 3 0 12 DON'T AVOID US (1972)
BURNED 11554 3 2 0 11 BASH BROS SUPPER (1971)
MUSHY 11555 2 3 2 11 BASH BROS SUPPER (1971)
QUAKE 11570 2 0 0 11 PLANETARY FORCES (1974)
-MAC SOMAIRLE 11566 1 2 0 11 MC GLADIATOR PIT (1973)
EXPENSIVE 11556 2 3 0 9 BASH BROS SUPPER (1971)
-SIR MCDOODLES 11565 1 2 0 5 MC GLADIATOR PIT (1973)
-YASUKE 11567 1 2 0 5 MC GLADIATOR PIT (1973)
-AMELIA 11564 1 2 0 5 MC GLADIATOR PIT (1973)
-LUMI 11568 0 3 0 3 MC GLADIATOR PIT (1973)
-COBRA 1585 0 1 0 1 SERPENT'S (285)
DOORBELL 11585 0 1 0 1 DON'T AVOID US (1972)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ALONE 11553 0 1 0 BASH BROS SUPPE 1971 SLEEP 11560 712 REVENGED
HOMEWORK 11561 1 2 0 DON'T AVOID US 1972 MUSHY 11555 714 JUST REVENGED
ROOT CANAL 11563 1 1 0 DON'T AVOID US 1972 MUSHY 11555 713 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Welcome Mc GPs. Glad to have you in the arena. Enjoy. (And learn) -- Dr. Knowitall
Mighty Assur, GREAT article on killing. Just terrific. That Mushy defies all data
doesn't he? Being a basher and using blunted weapons and all? Hmmmmm. -- A Consortium
Inputter
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
INCOME TAXES unbelievably bested MUSHY in a 5 minute Bloodfeud fight.
OIL bested BURNED in a 3 minute novice's Challenge duel.
COLD handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute one-sided Title match.
SPOILED vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SLEEP was overpowered by WIND in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HUGS was devastated by ROTATION in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
EXPENSIVE was overpowered by EYE CONTACT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
QUAKE slimly won victory over DOORBELL in a 5 minute gruesome novice's competition.
GRAVITY vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 4 - 1 82 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 6 - 0 71 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 11 - 5 65 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 15 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 11 - 0 48 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 6 - 0 33 |
Turn 716 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE COLD 11557 5 0 0 51 BASH BROS SUPPER (1971)
STRIKING ATTACK SPOILED 11569 3 1 0 48 BASH BROS SUPPER (1971)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BURNED 11554. The most popular warrior this turn
was BURNED 11554. The ten other most popular fighters were QUAKE 11570, MUSHY 11555,
SPOILED 11569, COLD 11557, WIND 11572, EYE CONTACT 11591, GRAVITY 11571, OIL 11574,
ROTATION 11573, and SLEEP 11560.
The least popular fighter this week was INCOME TAXES 11562. The other ten least
popular fighters were DOORBELL 11585, EXPENSIVE 11556, HUGS 11559, SLEEP 11560,
ROTATION 11573, OIL 11574, GRAVITY 11571, EYE CONTACT 11591, WIND 11572, and COLD
11557.