DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/17/2023    Duedate: 11/30/2023

NOBLISH ISLAND ARENA

DM 93    TURN 648

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DAME JEDI
UBER ACES (1903)
(93-11147) [5-2-0,40]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              DAME JEDI
                               UBER ACES (1903)
                               (93-11147) [5-2-0,40]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

ASSURS HONOR                   PERRY MASON
UBER ACES (1903)               CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909)
(93-11145) [2-5-1,29]          (93-11178) [3-2-0,12]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS SUPERSTARS (1908)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS SUPERSTARS (1908)   26 
2. CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909)         25    RAGE (388)
3. UBER ACES (1903)              16    Unchartered Team

BASH BROS SUPERSTARS (1908)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BASH BROS SUPERSTA (1908) 19   6  1 76.0   1/ 1*BASH BROS SUPERSTA (1908)11  4 0
 2- 2*THE NORSE (1864)          14   6  0 70.0   2/ 2*UBER ACES (1903)          7  7 1
 3/ 3*CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909)     13  12  1 52.0   3/ 3*CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909)     6  9 0
 4- 5*STRANGER DANGER (1905)     4   5  0 44.4   4- 5*THE NORSE (1864)          3  2 0
 5/ 6*UBER ACES (1903)          14  20  1 41.2   5- 6*STRANGER DANGER (1905)    2  2 0
 6- 7*WE THE PEOPLE (1910)       1   4  0 20.0   6- 7*WE THE PEOPLE (1910)      1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
NOBLISH ISLAND brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see MAVERICK win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
MAVERICK beat NO LOYALTY and NO LOYALTY lost 10 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
And it's out with the old, in with the new, as DAME JEDI takes the Title and last 
week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood 
today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, 
NOBLISH ISLAND?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  NOBLISH ISLAND, I am losing what little hope I had in 
you.  THE NORSE the most avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And 
it looks like CHILDHOOD T.V. avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would 
be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  PROTON was challenged more times this turn than the 
Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if 
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need 
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAME JEDI 11147               5   2  0  40         UBER ACES (1903)          

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG LUG 11146                 4   3  0  36         UBER ACES (1903)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GORM 10919                    3   1  0  30         THE NORSE (1864)          
 OVERPAID 11174                4   1  0  29         BASH BROS SUPERSTAR (1908)
 ASSURS HONOR 11145            2   5  1  29         UBER ACES (1903)          
 HOWDY DOODY 11176             4   1  1  27         CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909)     
 CONCEITED 11170               5   0  0  25         BASH BROS SUPERSTAR (1908)
 MAVERICK 11179                2   3  0  25         CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909)     
 ENTITLED 11171                4   1  1  24         BASH BROS SUPERSTAR (1908)
-ASMUND 10918                  3   1  0  24         THE NORSE (1864)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SKARDE 10921                  3   1  0  23         THE NORSE (1864)          
-SIR CHAFESALOT 11155          2   0  0  23         STRANGER DANGER (1905)    
 COSMETIC SURGERY 11173        3   2  0  22         BASH BROS SUPERSTAR (1908)
-ELMO EL TICKLER 11159         2   0  0  21         STRANGER DANGER (1905)    
 PROTON 11144                  3   4  0  17         UBER ACES (1903)          
-BJORN 10920                   2   2  0  14         THE NORSE (1864)          
-BALD EAGLE 11180              1   0  0  13         WE THE PEOPLE (1910)      
 PERRY MASON 11178             3   2  0  12         CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909)     
 NO LOYALTY 11172              3   2  0  11         BASH BROS SUPERSTAR (1908)
-ERIK 10917                    3   1  0  10         THE NORSE (1864)          
 TWILIGHT ZONE 11175           2   3  0   9         CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909)     
 FLASH GORDON 11177            2   3  0   9         CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909)     
-OPRAHWINDFURY 11157           0   2  0   2         STRANGER DANGER (1905)    
-JOBLASS 11156                 0   2  0   2         STRANGER DANGER (1905)    
-BIG MAC 11181                 0   1  0   1         WE THE PEOPLE (1910)      
-COCA-COLA 11182               0   1  0   1         WE THE PEOPLE (1910)      
-BUSH 11184                    0   1  0   1         WE THE PEOPLE (1910)      
-ANHEUSER 11183                0   1  0   1         WE THE PEOPLE (1910)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HAFF WITT 11164         0  2 0 RENO'S TROOPS 1906   HOWDY DOODY 11176     644  NOT REVENGED
KARL 11158              0  1 0 STRANGER DANGER 1905 ENTITLED 11171        644  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

I have little to say, but, Assur, you rock! -- Tank

Agnar The Red, skill percentages .....
     each skill = 5%
     hence 10 total attack skills = 50%
     16 total skills = 80% (and expert, I might add.)
     135% means 27 skills in that category
     total skills = born with (including bonus or hose) 
                    + learned + earned from stat bumps
I hope this helps. -- Tank

Assur, P.S. Now that baseball season is over, perhaps you wil start coming back to my 
level? So sad. -- Tank (Hearing rumors of being terminated)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HOWDY DOODY bested PROTON in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ASSURS HONOR was bested by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute duel.
BIG LUG luckily beat FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute melee.
DAME JEDI subdued CAPTURED ORC in a action packed 1 minute Title fight.
CONCEITED unbelievably bested PERRY MASON in a popular 3 minute novice's contest.
ENTITLED demolished TWILIGHT ZONE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
NO LOYALTY was vanquished by MAVERICK in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
COSMETIC SURGERY overpowered FLASH GORDON in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
OVERPAID overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       18 -   6 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        16 -   9 -  1      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -   9 -  1      61  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  15 -  3      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  26 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  22 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   8 -  0      38  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  13 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 648 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     DAME JEDI 11147             5   2  0   40 UBER ACES (1903)
WALL OF STEEL    BIG LUG 11146               4   3  0   36 UBER ACES (1903)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ASSURS HONOR 11145.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PERRY MASON 11178.  The ten other most popular fighters were HOWDY DOODY 
11176, ASSURS HONOR 11145, DAME JEDI 11147, PROTON 11144, BIG LUG 11146, ENTITLED 
11171, MAVERICK 11179, COSMETIC SURGERY 11173, OVERPAID 11174, and CONCEITED 11170.

The least popular fighter this week was FLASH GORDON 11177.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were NO LOYALTY 11172, TWILIGHT ZONE 11175, CONCEITED 11170, 
OVERPAID 11174, COSMETIC SURGERY 11173, MAVERICK 11179, ENTITLED 11171, BIG LUG 
11146, PROTON 11144, and DAME JEDI 11147.

                 MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXVIII

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GIBRALTER 11132 (5-4-1)                1  3  0         BANGERS & MASH       
PORKY 11134 (6-3-0)                    1  3  0         BANGERS & MASH       
BIG LUG 11146 (3-2-0)                  0  3  0         UBER ACES            
PROTON 11144 (2-3-0)                   0  3  0         UBER ACES            

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SIR CHAFESALOT 11155 (2-0-0)           0  3  0         STRANGER DANGER      

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ENNA LA AMAKIIR 11166 (0-0-0)          1  3  0         THE EXILES           
NEBULO SILKWYND 11169 (0-0-0)          0  3  0         THE EXILES           

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EYE SCREAM 11130 (5-2-0)               0  1  0  DEAD   BANGERS & MASH       

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KARL 11158 (0-1-0)                     1  3  0         STRANGER DANGER