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Date   : 04/10/2018    Duedate: 04/23/2018

TALAHYA ARENA

DM 100    TURN 823

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BIG BAD 7/4401       979  597  14 62.1      GREAT TEAM 3 85/6951
    VEGGIES 3/5063                              GREAT TEAM 9 85/6977
    SHEPHERDS 18/1774                           4-LETTER TUMS' 35/6980
    BASH BROS BUS 72/7224                       STEVEN UNIVERSE 3/7093
    BASH BROS CARS 25/6202                      YOU DON'T SAY! 46/6580
    BASH BROS PARK 47/6306                      DEADLY STEPS F3 96/6214
    BASH BROS TAXI 29/6571                      ADVENTURE TIME 2 40/6201
    BB INFOMERCIAL 72/6955                      ADVENTURE TIME 2 85/6912
    BB REALITY SHOW 72/7225                     ADVENTURE TIME 3 41/6828
    MIGHTY MORALS II 1/5889                     DEADLY HYBRIDS F4 96/7198
    NEXT GENERATION 18/4678                     DEADLY HYBRIDS F5 98/7103
    BASH BROS LAWYER 72/6426                    GLORIOUS TEAM #16 16/6893
    FOUND IN THE SAND 73/5339                   KILLER MACHINES F2 96/6817
    BASH BROS OLYMPICS 72/7226                  TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 65/7047
    BASH BROS MICROSOFT 72/6466                 TMM EXPERIMENTS 73 17/7050
  2 MY TCS 82/7037      3251 2360  33 57.9      ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE 84/6903
    100613O 84/7173                           4 TEAM FLOYD 38/741   2151 1606  17 57.3
    2012 XIV 84/6842                            COLLEGE FUN 84/7179
    BAD NEWS 84/7175                            HOMER'S PETS 74/6200
    PHILLY X 84/6758                            COLLEGE RADIO 43/7199
    DOODS III 84/6935                           COLLEGE RADIO 51/6502
    EX-PHILLIS 82/6684                          MILE HIGH CLUB 46/6505
    APRIL 12 II 84/6777                         ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/5189
    R-E-S-P-E-E 82/6930                         TERRAPIN STATION 10/2351
    STREET PIZZA 18/786                         CSU COLLEGE RADIO 40/6438
    ZOMBIE LAND 84/7049                         THE MOTHERSHIP AG 84/7181
    DM:EPISODE 2 84/7084                        THE MOTHERSHIP AH 60/6503
    LINTAPALOOZA 98/6900                        THE MOTHERSHIP CA 84/7230
    SPRINGTIME IV 2/7185                        THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/6310
    DEAD LIKE ME 2 96/5526                      THE MOTHERSHIP IV 82/6220
    HALLOWEENIE II 84/6705                      ARCAN MASH UPS '16 98/7202
    HAPPY SPRING V 84/6881                      ARCANE MASHUPS '17 95/7222
    MADE WITH MEAT 85/7044                      THE MOTHERSHIP 014 41/7200
    TEAM CARNAGE 2 99/5583                      ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/6514
    TUM'S ALL STARS 84/7041                     EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 47/7158
    GOOD FLAVORS III 84/7058                  5 PAYBACK 96/7012      935  726  12 56.3
    ORLANDO BOUND II 84/6840                    TEAM TOONS 47/6968
    4 LETTER TREASURE 82/6348                   SORE LOSERS 21/3715
    BLESS US, EVERYONE 82/6686                  PICTURE THIS 56/7028
    THE ORLANDO MOB 17 84/6937                  THE MILKSOPS 57/4213
    MOM 'N DAD ZOMBIES? 85/7217                 FEARLESS LOSERS 43/6232
    NAMED BY MARK XXIII 84/6814                 BENTSWORDS BUNCH 66/2469
    TEMPE ON A PLANE 13 84/7172                 CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/2065
    DA ORLANDO MOB XXIII 84/6989                HOPELESS DREAMERS 51/6998
    MAILIN MADNESS XXVII 47/7184              6 NUTS! 63/6792       2485 1945  29 56.1
  3 NO 11 62/7074       2632 1960  17 57.3      MUNCHIES 84/6482
    WHAT? 38/6683                               DECEIVERS 51/6753
    011312F 84/6485                             SURPRISE! 82/6931
    011411L 84/6695                             LUNACHICKS 95/7223
    012112N 84/6848                             IT IS KNOWN 43/6867
    051410A 84/6747                             SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796
    JAN 16O 85/7135                             WASTING AWAY 26/7232
    COOL GAMES 82/5822                          BUMPER WISDOM 65/7151

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    SAUNA TIME 82/6536                          SECRET TRYSTS 84/6920
    BAD INTENTIONS 82/6349                      STONED ROOKIES 35 82/6986
    PUB CRAWLERS 5 84/7046                      STONED ROOKIES 60 82/6811
    BLOODY MUMMERS! 97/6818                  15 WAR ZONE 21/6827     577  527   8 52.3
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     GASTROPUB 32/6795
    MISSION: EARTH! 17/6953                     CLUB CULTURE 60/4637
    PUB CRAWLERS 32 84/7137                     DRAGONS CLAW 38/6958
    THE BLOODGUARDS 33/7144                     ARCANE BLUNDER 5/6956
    FRUIT OF THE LOOM 60/5976                   INANIMATE TOFU 18/2769
    HIGHSCHOOL HEROES 84/7051                   ALTERNATE REALITY 65/6970
  7-COCONUT ARM 95/7221  131  104   3 55.7   16 GOOD BEHAVI 15/7234   12   11   1 52.2
  8 DOGMA 85/6910       1465 1174  17 55.5   17 TOWER OF SN 41/6680  247  227   5 52.1
    SALADS 82/5201                              DEATH PENALTY BG 99/6901
    ORCCON THUGS 4/5021                      18 FAST FOOD 47/6460    121  113   1 51.7
    THIRSTY THUGS 20/6844                       BATTEL BLADES 9/6173
    BAD NEWS BEERS 84/6942                      RANDOM BLADES 50/4450
    WICKED MARTYRS 81/6615                   19 SCRABBLE 65/6326    1220 1153  10 51.4
    99 OF 100 USERS 84/6993                     TREXTRAS 56/6422
    BLOODMOON GUILD 75/3323                     OTTODROME 41 84/7040
    FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 82/6392                   REDNECK JIHAD 35/7128
    THIRSTY THUGS 705 82/6932                   OTTOMAN EMPIRE 32/6526
    THIRSTY THUGS 0415 82/6783               20 EMPIRE 10/2352       781  749   5 51.0
    THIRSTY THUGS 0513 84/7126                  IMPORTANT 12/7031
    THIRSTY THUGS 1308 84/6787                  GOOD TIMES 84/6731
  9 DREAMTIME 60/5618    940  816   9 53.5      LES MENTORS 17/6876
    7TH SANCTUM 3/6944                          THE MENTORS 18/6578
    7TH SANCTUM 20/6924                         MENTOR BLISS 14/6626
    BROKEN HALO 74/6859                         THE MENTORS GORE 22/6657
    THE COMMODORES 81/6851                   21 WARCKERS 26/2633     171  164   3 51.0
 10-WE GOT GAME 46/6552   72   63   0 53.3      WAR-C-KERS 71/7162
    YUPPIE HORDE 1/6872                         CRYSTAL PALACE 30/5365
    COURTS OF CHAOS 52/7160                  22 MOH 33/6574         4943 4814  31 50.7
    DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/6624                     MUSCLE MEN 21/6335
 11 SEA DOGS 18/1460    1521 1341  14 53.1      MUSCLE MEN 3 16/6205
    DELPHINUS 29/7110                           MEDAL OF HONOR 30/6572
    DUNGEON CELL 5/6563                         MEDAL OF HONOR 74/6355
    DUNGEON CELL 10/6771                        MEDAL OF HONOR 82/5824
    DUNGEON CELL 46/6815                        THE BAD BUNNIES 4/1722
    SHEWISH BUFFET 15/6371                      MEDAL OF HONOR 1 98/6899
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/7066                      MEDAL OF HONOR 4 99/5990
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/6183                      MEDAL OF HONOR 5 97/6073
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/6144                      MEDAL OF HONOR 5 99/6713
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/6415                      MEDAL OF HONOR 7 98/6513
 12 SPACE ACTIO 72/3689  238  211   0 53.0      MEDAL OF HONOR 9 96/6412
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/6375                 MEDAL OF HONOR A1 2/6000
 13 HE BE GBS 33/7156     97   87   1 52.7      MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 6/6564
    SECRET SQUIRRELS 32/6110                    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
 14 OZ 69/6927          3453 3136  32 52.4      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
    FANTASIA 1/4914                             LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/7036
    ON A ROLL 82/6339                           MEDAL OF HONOR 12 97/7099
    DERANGED 21 97/6211                         MEDAL OF HONOR 23 97/7194
    DERANGED 24 99/6316                         MEDAL OF HONOR GN 26/6649
    DERANGED 26 99/6714                         MEDAL OF HONOR J3 63/5723
    SILENT KINGS 82/5672                        MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 40/6534
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 78/6434
    HARD LIQUOR 3 82/6928                       MEDAL OF HONOR 104 22/6481
    ROOKIE CULT 7 82/6810                       MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 84/6077
    ROOKIE PINK 1 82/6539                       MEDAL OF HONOR A10 82/6193
    WRECKING CREW 41/7089                       MEDAL OF HONOR A11 56/6449
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      MEDAL OF HONOR B11 60/6497
    DEADLY HACKERS 82/6236                      SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 70/7035
    ROOKIE PINK 13 82/6987                   23 RESTRICTION 82/6616  218  212   1 50.7
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 82/6745                      PUBLIC NUISANCES 62/6525

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    STONED ROOKIES 33 82/6583                24-DEAD PARROT 12/7208  164  161   3 50.5
    KNIGHTS OF NI 56/1481                       BIG SHOTS 28/6965
    SPNSH INQUISITION 62/1621                   BLUE NOTE 12/6204
 25-HEALTH ALT  98/4502   76   75   1 50.3      CRITICALS 75/6106
    SKULL SQUADRON 56/1253                      I WANT YOU 3/6560
 26 SUPERIOR FO 63/7034 1382 1390  14 49.9      STANKONIA 84/7140
    SUPE FORCES 0905 84/6839                    XCOM BETA 84/7215
    SUPE FORCES 7A00 84/6841                    AL BUMS IX 84/6749
    SUPE FORCES BG7G3 98/7104                   BOMB SQUAD 66/3779
    SUPERIOR FORCES 60 60/6308                  BOOK BINGE 84/7097
    SUPERIOR FORCES II 97/6819                  HERO BLUES 84/6864
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 84/6351                HOWLIN 3-D 61/7206
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5702 82/6982                HOWLIN MAD 47/7159
 27 MMMM BEER 13/6699   1879 1896  11 49.8      SOME OLD B 84/7079
    MMM BEER!! 13/6546                          STILLMATIC 36/6297
    SERPENTS HOLD 2/5939                        THAT SMELL 65/7116
    U PAY I SLAY 62/6964                        XCOM ALPHA 40/6829
    SERPENTS HOLD 26/6243                       COUNTRY PIE 74/6458
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/5958                       DELTA BLUES 30/4115
    SERPENTS' HOLD 1/6396                       HOWLIN CASE 78/7092
    SERPENTS HOLD! 10/6096                      LAZY SUNDAY 41/6524
    SERPENTS' HOLD 10/6421                      SAY MY NAME 25/6165
    U PAY I SLAY 2 84/6561                      UNNAMEABLES 60/6153
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/6515                      CROOKED RAIN 84/7190
    ZOMBIE SQUAD XI 84/7124                     ENTER THE WU 84/6484
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 84/6687                    LOITER SQUAD 84/6941
    WAY OF THE BLADE 2 84/6926                  MEN OF STEEL 56/4093
    WAY OF THE BLADE ID 82/7212                 PAID IN FULL 84/6696
 28-DRAGON'S FI 17/7229   54   57   1 48.6      PILL-BOX HAT 85/7087
 29 D'ORKS 33/7236       158  169   1 48.3      THE RUNAROUND 2/6437
    BLACK TIDE 6/7237                           DRUNK DRAWING 84/6996
    BLACK TIDE 12/3072                          FOOT OF PRIDE 35/6442
    FACES OF DEATH 25/1092                      GOTTA SERVE 2 84/6943
    CELESTIAL WRATH 21/6724                     HOUSE ROCKIN' 85/7219
 30-UN 63/5397           784  857   7 47.8      MADE YOU LOOK 19/7064
    OPEN 82/6584                                MOTHER'S MILK 84/7059
    CURSED 98/6712                              SIAMESE DREAM 84/7083
    ERRATA 25/3564                              STATIC SANITY 84/7148
    ERRATA 36/5266                              THE GUESS WHO 84/7170
    ERRATA 85/7177                              TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/6803
    RANDOM 30/5884                              A LOT TO LAUGH 84/6855
    ALLERGY 82/6822                             BLACK AND BLUES 6/6227
    ERATTA1 82/6221                             HIP HOP HEROES 18/6409
    ERRATUM 26/4945                             ADD SOME FLOWER 85/7216
    MCPANTS 82/6743                             BLOOD GANG 717F 98/7102
    CAT SOUP 82/6703                            GONE SHOPPING 2 84/7227
    DISCOVER 82/5907                            GRAVEYARD SMASH 43/7117
    FRONTIER 84/6604                            BLOOD GANGA 118F 96/7197
    SOUL REAPERS 82/6870                        GREAT LAKES WEBL 84/6498
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                       THE FUNKENSTEINS 74/7164
    RESCUE RANGERS II 30/6122                   FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/6556
 31 FIST 26/6894        2992 3275  18 47.7      HOWLIN FIRESTONE 2 85/7233
    MMMP 84/7006                             32 TCODES 99/7107        31   35   0 47.0
    QUEEN 9/6441                             33 DOOM BUNNIES 6/1578  169  191   0 46.9
    SAUCY 84/6444                               AARDVARK & CO. 11/465
    TRIBE 24/6320                            34 CASTAWAYS 65/5749    683 1119   3 37.9
    RUN DMC 1/6287                              SUDDENLY, THE VAN 83/6114
    VANITY 84/6856                           35 CATS 82/5959        2578 4456  22 36.7
    BIRDEMIC 84/6642                            FOOD 81/6172
    EPIC RAP 43/6402                            MEDS 43/4924
    HAIR DAY 84/6813                            OHIO 52/5955
    ILLMATIC 11/6682                            BOXOROX 28/5951
    PEARL JAM 4/6244                            BULLIES 84/6142

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    ARE YOU ? 22/6399                           EMETICS 45/5033
    MEANIES 84/6256                             ALMOST EXACTLY 29/349
    HALFWITS 84/6147                            PASTA LA VISTA 84/7231
    THE CITY 12/4918                            I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/6923
    STRIPPERS 82/5996                           CRACKED REAR VIEW 21/7014
    BUMS 'R' US 60/4507                      37 AVENGERS 31/2153     166  324   3 33.9
    PARTY GEEKS 74/4925                         HUCKLE'S CATS 20/7024
    SINGLE MALTS 31/5952                        BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/5243
    JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683                       LORDS OF CHAOS 20/2215
    OLD BOYS CLUB 11/5892                    38-DEATH'S SHR 67/4378   16   41   0 28.1
    STRANGE TUNES 50/5954                       CLAN GHOST BEARS 61/5563
    TEENY BOPPERS 84/6164                    39 APOKOLIPS 75/6888     63  163   2 27.9
    CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917                      SCORPIONS 11/6905
 36 IN BLOOM 85/7220     123  215   0 36.4      DEAD LEGENDS 21/6866
    DOLI CAPAX 43/7080                          EMPYREAN COUNCIL 25/6886
    HOUSE JHEREG 35/138                      40 LOST SENTIN 20/7188    0    8   0  0.0
    SPROUT OF IT 9/6764                      41 VICIOUS DEL 33/7235    1    0   0  100
    201507 FTF 02 40/7228                    42 PIXELBENDER 20/7121    1    1   0 50.0

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

     "I'd give my right butt cheek to get out of work tonight," My-re of the Health 
Alteration Squad mumbled to herself as she carried a tray of empty mugs.  The din of 
conversation and tinkering plates and glasses filled the halls of the Broken Sword 
tavern.  While not the most popular bar on Willow Beach, it did benefit from the 
spill-over when the other drinking establishments were full.  With the spring 
tournament in full swing, managers, gladiators, and spectators alike were out in a 
festive mood.  Some celebrating wins, long sought after trains, or just drowning 
sorrows.
     The tavern was nearing capacity, which meant she would be swamped the entire 
night.  She would likely get orders wrong, and need to throw out unruly patrons, if 
they drank too much, complained too much, or became familiar too much.
     However, General Pol of the Skull Squadron stable was exactly the opposite.  He 
thrived in this environment.  He made it a point to visit every table with a smile on 
his face and called out that it was a "happy day" from time-to-time.  The patrons 
seemed to enjoy his cheerful mood.  At least the Rirorni helped re-fill the patron's 
drinks.
     "Another round of mushroom meads for the Shrew's table," My-re said as she began 
to place the empty glasses from her tray on the bar.
     "Here, give them this too," Pol said and pushed a full bread basked towards her, 
which gave off an aroma of hot spices.  "In fact, pass one out to each of the tables.  
Free."
     Drawing closer, My-re's sinuses cleared immediately from the strong seasoning.  
Pulling her nose away, she choked, "What in the nine hells is this?"
     "Rirorni sweet bread."
     "There's nothing 'sweet' about it.  More like sweat bread, if they take one bite 
of this stuff."
     "Exactly, it'll keep'em drinking."
     Mentally tallying the occupied tables and number of sweet bread baskets she'd 
need.  My-re said, "I'm going to need a break soon.  I've been on my feet for the past 
six hours and it'll likely be another six before things lighten up."
     Scoffing Pol said, "I thought you had a better endurance, so here's the deal.  As 
soon as the last person leaves you can take a break, actually you can have the rest of 
the night off.  However, some of these blokes look like they are settling in for a 
long night of drinking, so nothing short of the place catching fire-"
     My-re placed her hands on her hips. "Listen, you piece of-"  She was interrupted 
when a resident barreled in through the tavern's doors. 
     "Dragon!"
     All activity immediately ceases as all eyes turned to the new arrival.
     "A dragon is crossing the Lake of Mists!" he shouted and hastily left the bar.
     For three seconds, time stood perfectly still.  It was as if life itself was 
frozen.  For three seconds that moment was perfectly captured.
     "Run away!" bellowed the Pope and manager of the Knights of Ni stable.
     The tavern erupted into pandemonium as managers, gladiators, and patrons alike 
exploded from their chairs and flooded out the main doors.  The last to leave were the 
Shrewish Giants, who took a few extra moments to down their drinks.
     My-re and General Pol stared dumbfounded at the newly emptied tavern. Glasses, 
plates, and the mess caused by their patrons leaving filled their vision.  The 
crackling wood of the tavern's hearth was the only sound, and the panicked cries out 
on the streets. 
     "Well, that'll work," My-re said and wiped her hands on her dish rag and dropped 
it on the bar.  "I'll see you tomorrow night, Pol."
     "Wait, what?  You can't leave," Pol stammered.
     Willow Beach's alarm, a deep reverberating gong, rhythmically began. 
     "I've never seen a dragon.  I'm going to go see what the fuss is about," My-re 
said and exited the bar with a smile on her face.
     Chaos had taken over the streets as the inhabitants of Will Beach ran in every 
direction.  A dozen armored soldiers in chainmail and bearing halberds made their way 
towards the beach.  Several gladiators were hurriedly donning their armor and grabbing 
weapons.  They all seemed giddy with excitement on the prospect of fighting a dragon.
     Making her way to the beach, it was already filling with warriors and spectators.  
They all looked to the sky, but the laziness of the afternoon sun only showed a 
handful of drifting, puffy clouds.
     A heavy 'whooshing' sound came from behind.  The rushing wind caused her and 
others to stumble.  My-re froze for an instant.  The dragon was attacking from behind!
     Right overhead four pegasi from the renowned Pegasus Corp flew past them and over 
the water.  The winged creatures beat their powerful wings trying to make altitude, 
while their riders were frantically locking long spears to their saddles.  They were 
preparing for battle.
     My-re had never seen more than two pegasi together at one time.  Typically, these 
sightings were for training, on patrol, or ferrying message.  Seeing four at once was 
a cause of concern.  She started to have second thoughts about remaining on the 
exposed beach.  If she had doubts before, a second group of four pegasi flying over 
their heads and out to sea solidified them.
     It seemed the prospect of eight pegasi, an almost unprecedented sight outside of 
war, flying out to meet a dragon, started to unnerve the others on the shore, too.  
My-re slowly turned and took a step back off the sands.
     Just as trepidation on the beach was settling in, someone yelled pointing, I see 
the dragon!"
     All eyes followed and in the far distance a brown object was in the sky. My-re 
could see the eight pegasi flying around it, like sparrows harassing a bird of prey. 
     My-re and the others stood motionless as it grew closer and began to descend.  It 
was then she realized it wasn't a dragon, but a flying craft.  It looked like a sleek 
swordsman tri-master sailing ship with a triangular and curved bow.  It had three 
masts, each with a three tiered series of seashell-like sails.  The eight pegasi were 
escorting the vessel inland, but as it passed over their heads My-re could distinctly 
see writing on the side of the ship.  In white crisp letters it read, Unsinkable III.    
     
                            -- Skull Squadron and the Health Alteration Squad
                               Grimwood, manager
                               See images and past My-re spotlights from arena #100 at
                               www.markgmanley.wixsite.com/duelmasters 

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings!

Hmm, all right, the numbers first.  There were 226 fights today and 36 challenges, 
including 3 Tournament Victor challenges.  No one died.  There were plenty of avoids, 
including the Shepherds' avoids of Sweordmasters.

SNACK FAIRY (84-24819) (54-62-2,229) of MUNCHIES TV challenged DROKK (31-4014) (85-55-
2,381) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U!.  SNACK FAIRY was devastated by DROKK in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge Title fight.  It was a brave try on the Fairy's part, but Drokk 
is still our Tower Guardian and most highly recognized Lunger.

KATAMARI DAMACY (82-38613) (40-5-1,198) of COOL GAMES TV challenged TROLL (7-4624) 
(38-38-2,220) of BIG BAD.  KATAMARI DAMACY subdued TROLL in a 2 minute Challenge 
melee.

QUINSY CONCH (85-568) (31-25-0,184) of GREAT TEAM 9 TV challenged PINK STREAKER (51-
5740) (40-40-3,187) of DECEIVERS.  QUINSY CONCH subdued PINK STREAKER in a 2 minute 
Challenge fight.

SLAP HAPPY (60-6031) (123-173-1,313) of BUMS 'R' US fought Q-TIP (24-5090) (44-36-
0,206) of TRIBE.  SLAP HAPPY vanquished Q-TIP in an action packed 4 minute gory one-
sided fray.
  Always action packed!  That's why Slap Happy is our overall popularity leader.

This cycle's favorite fighter is Bestarius.  GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (146-109-0,207) 
of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought BESTARIUS (11-8024) (36-31-2,173) of SCORPIONS.  GOPHER 
BAROQUE unbelievably bested BESTARIUS in an exciting 13 minute fight.  Gopher Baroque, 
incidentally, is our most highly recognized Total Parry.

Now, let's look at the rest of the stylemasters.

The best recognized Aimed Blow is Duskblood Pudding.  RICOCHET RABBIT (6-1782) (48-27-
2,245) of DOOM BUNNIES fought DUSKBLOOD PUDDING (15-5150) (67-50-2,392) of SHEWISH 
BUFFET.  RICOCHET RABBIT lost to DUSKBLOOD PUDDING in a popular 1 minute bout.

Talahya's top Striker is Emerald Twist.  EMERALD TWIST (82-37689) (75-63-1,361) of THE 
MOTHERSHIP IV fought GREASESPOT (60-5964) (96-179-1,263) of BUMS 'R' US.  EMERALD 
TWIST vanquished GREASESPOT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

Gad is our premier Parry-Lunge.  GAD (18-9239) (127-85-1,312) of SHEPHERDS challenged 
DEADLY FORCE (75-3513) (67-66-0,181) of CRITICALS.  GAD devastated DEADLY FORCE in a 2 
minute mismatched Challenge match.

CHOOSE GOOSE (40-4592) (56-23-2,277) of ADVENTURE TIME 2 fought SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 
(21-4697) (126-75-0,200) of SORE LOSERS.  CHOOSE GOOSE savagely defeated SLAP YOURSELF 
SILLY in a popular 5 minute gory fight.  Choose Goose is Talahya's most exciting 
Parry-Riposte.

The most highly ranked Basher is Onuphre.  ONUPHRE (31-3385) (100-89-3,304) of WHAMMO 
& THUDDA 4U! fought PAC-MAN (21-8191) (41-40-2,188) of DEAD LEGENDS.  ONUPHRE slimly 
won victory over PAC-MAN in an exciting 2 minute gruesome melee.

Simabu is our most dangerous Slasher.  SIMABU (72-4426) (80-69-0,254) of SPACE ACTION 
99 fought ONE MIC (36-7580) (101-30-1,254) of STILLMATIC.  SIMABU narrowly defeated 
ONE MIC in an exciting 1 minute battle.

And, as usual, Jason Voorhees is the top Parry-Strike.  JASON VOORHEES (97-4408) (68-
48-6,285) of DERANGED 21 fought KIERA (35-1646) (53-49-1,203) of HOUSE JHEREG.  JASON 
VOORHEES viciously subdued KIERA in an action packed 3 minute bloody melee.

The highest ranked Wall of Steel is Maul on Wheels.  Heh!  Clever name.  FLIGHT (82-
46541) (19-4-0,281) of STONED ROOKIES 35 fought MAUL ON WHEELS (2-2938) (58-62-2,254) 
of THE RUNAROUND.  FLIGHT was demolished by MAUL ON WHEELS in a 1 minute one-sided 
fight.

Novgorodny Vir advises us to keep the sands bloody and the vultures fat.  Silly old 
man.  Of course, all lost bits of gladiators are gathered up by the medics and 
reattached.  Has Drokk really offered to pay the bar tab of Mr. Vir at Jorrie's 
Brewery?  I doubt it.

Enjoy your spring!

Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DROKK 31-4014                86  55  2  392  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (6375) CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KULGAN 56-4268              107  63  3  513  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 DUSKBLOOD PUDDING 15-5150    68  50  2  409  SHEWISH BUFFET (6371)      MALCORN
 EMERALD TWIST 82-37689       76  63  1  371  THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6220)   DWES EG
 FROZBOZ 82-14622             81  37  3  333  FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 (6392)   DWES EG
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031          124 173  1  330  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 GAD 18-9239                 128  85  1  319  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 CHOOSE GOOSE 40-4592         57  23  2  311  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 ONUPHRE 31-3385             101  89  3  310  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (6375) CHIMLEVTAL
 JOSH 18-9109                 77  87  0  298  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
-MENTAL 25-5075               54  36  1  298  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 SIMABU 72-4426               81  69  0  296  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 JASON VOORHEES 97-4408       69  48  6  295  DERANGED 21 (6211)         SHADOW GROVE
 EDWARD ALLWORTH 63-2812      57  42  0  287  MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (5723)   AMEN-TEI
 PREDNIZONE 43-4298           99 165  2  286  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
-ALLIS 36-6415                31  27  1  276  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 DISSIDENT 4-6672             67  85  3  274  PEARL JAM (6244)           JHELUM
 HALFTIME 43-4816             87  44  1  272  EPIC RAP (6402)            VEASTIAN
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        59  62  2  272  THE RUNAROUND (6437)       NIANIA
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       266 167  4  262  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 RAIN MAN 18-8344             67  36  1  259  THE MENTORS (6578)         TALCAMA
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          196 190  1  257  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 10-6386   57  19  3  254  DUNGEON CELL (6771)        KOLACT
 GODSLAYER 82-53475           56  36  1  250  BAD INTENTIONS (6349)      DWES EG
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            62  39  2  248  MENTOR BLISS (6626)        TOBIR
 SONNY TERRY 30-3912          38  25  1  246  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 OOZING MY MIND 84-50273      56  45  1  245  U PAY I SLAY 2 (6561)      BLACKSTONE
-DERWEAR 63-2619              47  32  0  243  UN (5397)                  AMEN-TEI
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567       117 120  0  241  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 BERLIN 21-8161               49  39  2  240  WAR ZONE (6827)            SUNSET
 ALMOND FISHER 99-2846        98  75  4  239  MEDAL OF HONOR 4 (5990)    SOUTH RIDGE
 SERPENTITO 36-7542           64  51  1  239  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
 PINKY SWEAR 84-10329         35  24  1  239  SECRET TRYSTS (6920)       BLACKSTONE
 METRON 72-3686              112  72  0  238  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    71 103  0  237  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       68  49  1  236  LAZY SUNDAY (6524)         KATI-TEI
 BEUFORD ANDERSON 84-28184    45  31  1  236  MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (6077)  BLACKSTONE
 BARON BLOOD 25-1396          65  51  4  235  FACES OF DEATH (1092)      LYRATILAN
 NICK SEAFORT 21-7513         50  39  3  235  CELESTIAL WRATH (6724)     SUNSET
 CHERUB ROCK 84-29155         30   5  0  235  SIAMESE DREAM (7083)       BLACKSTONE
 TALON 46-3692                56  41  4  234  MILE HIGH CLUB (6505)      ARDIVENT
 BEEMO 85-9960                34  16  1  234  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6912)    JASPER GULCH
 EDWARD O'HARE 2-5461         79  52  0  233  MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (6000)   NIANIA
 GEORGE PETERSON 74-4297      96  34  0  232  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     80  50  0  231  SERPENTS' HOLD (6421)      KOLACT
 THE SPOTLIGHT 60-6329        43  41  1  231  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 AFTER 10 BEERS! 84-21651     37  17  2  229  ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE (6903) BLACKSTONE
 CLEVER 50-2192               92  62  2  227  RANDOM BLADES (4450)       SNOWBOUND
 DAMION CORONA 82-24700       79  48  2  227  DEADLY HACKERS (6236)      DWES EG
 DESMOND DOSS 6-6819          68  35  1  227  MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 (6564)   TRANSEL
 REPRESENT 11-7405            33  15  1  227  ILLMATIC (6682)            ARUAK CITY
 HANNIBAL LECTER 99-3922      75  42  6  226  DERANGED 24 (6316)         SOUTH RIDGE
 CAPTAIN MAGMA 84-44594       36  32  0  226  NAMED BY MARK XXIII (6814) BLACKSTONE
 PYG 97-5962                  26  37  4  226  BLOODY MUMMERS! (6818)     SHADOW GROVE
 CEREBUS HIMSELF 11-2428      57  58  0  225  AARDVARK & CO. (465)       ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TRUE PLAYER 84-36509         40  13  1  225  MMMP (7006)                BLACKSTONE
 TOY GOD 41-1624              38  18  1  225  THE MOTHERSHIP 014 (7200)  KATI-TEI
 LEGACY 18-10584              51  32  0  224  THE MENTORS (6578)         TALCAMA
 TOMAS 56-749                 84 140  6  223  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 FLITCHAK 65-3365             81 158  1  223  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS 16-5456     77  79  2  223  MUSCLE MEN 3 (6205)        WILLAF
-TWEEN 82-46911               36  30  1  223  DISCOVER (5907)            DWES EG
 DESOLATION 99-1527           49  50  5  222  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5583)      SOUTH RIDGE
 MUD KING 56-4659             41  10  4  221  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          148 149  2  220  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        67  57  1  220  FOOT OF PRIDE (6442)       MURSKA
 ROBERT PAULSON 25-5788       54  44  0  220  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       85  57  0  219  UNNAMEABLES (6153)         ARADI
 CYCLOTRON PAJAMAS 84-27697   78  46  2  219  011312F (6485)             BLACKSTONE
 LIFE IS GOOD 84-36076        48  30  0  218  AL BUMS IX (6749)          BLACKSTONE
 CLICQUOT CHAMPAGNE 19-5570   28  14  0  218  MADE YOU LOOK (7064)       ZUWAYZA
-SUNGLASSES 73-3223           26  79  1  218  FOUND IN THE SAND (5339)   ERINIKA
 ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER 82-855  24  16  0  218  HARD LIQUOR 3 (6928)       DWES EG
 MERCEDES 82-56033            99 101  0  217  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 ( ) 43-3593                  90  22  1  217  FEARLESS LOSERS (6232)     VEASTIAN
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       60  89  4  217  SHEWISH BUFFET (6183)      JURINE
 SIERRA 13-5616               68  43  1  216  MMM BEER!! (6546)          DULLENS
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            76  51  1  215  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (6310)   ZUWAYZA
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           49  51  0  215  HOMER'S PETS (6200)        DAYLA KIV
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            88  71  0  214  BLACK AND BLUES (6227)     TRANSEL
 BERYL NEWMAN 30-4619         60  57  0  214  MEDAL OF HONOR (6572)      IAYE
 CHARLES MURRAY, JR 33-8090   54  47  0  214  MOH (6574)                 NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SAMI 82-56043                81 119  0  213  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 DAISY 14-4967                57  48  0  213  MENTOR BLISS (6626)        TOBIR
 USURPER 46-4447              45  27  1  213  DUNGEON CELL (6815)        ARDIVENT
 GZA 84-27225                 79  44  0  212  ENTER THE WU (6484)        BLACKSTONE
 THUNDERBIRD 82-30981         40  26  0  212  THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (6783)  DWES EG
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       147 109  0  211  CREAM OF THE SLOP (2065)   NIANIA
 BOXOFROX 2-3616              97  84  6  211  CREAM OF THE SLOP (2065)   NIANIA
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         86  90  1  211  COLLEGE RADIO (6502)       TRICORUS
 NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742        47  42  3  211  FACES OF DEATH (1092)      LYRATILAN
 TOSSED 82-13128              30  22  1  211  SALADS (5201)              DWES EG
 THE MONSTER MASH 43-5073     19   5  0  211  GRAVEYARD SMASH (7117)     VEASTIAN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROBERT NETT 82-48793         87  67  0  210  MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (6193)  DWES EG
 FROSTY 47-7332               47  40  0  210  FAST FOOD (6460)           NORTH FORK
 NO BATHROOM 47-7764         105  35  2  209  BASH BROS PARK (6306)      NORTH FORK
 SHIV 26-5006                 73  63  1  209  SERPENTS HOLD (6243)       CALEAM
 BOLPH 84-19060               67 119  1  209  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 ACCURSED COMMUNION 82-1042   67  67  1  209  SILENT KINGS (5672)        DWES EG
 ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497     49  65  0  209  ALMOST EXACTLY (349)       LAPUR
 STEEL GARTEN 32-6150         44  44  1  209  GASTROPUB (6795)           ARVAT
 HELL WEEK 3-6695            121 176  1  208  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 WILD HORSES 82-46535         47  43  1  208  STONED ROOKIES 33 (6583)   DWES EG
 HERITAGE 17-7710             44  21  0  208  LES MENTORS (6876)         ALJAFIR
 VENOM DECAY 41-4758          39  15  0  208  TOWER OF SNAKES (6680)     KATI-TEI
 THE TERMINATOR 96-5313       31  33  4  208  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 ROONEY 84-35472              28  39  0  208  THIRSTY THUGS 1308 (6787)  BLACKSTONE
 COCKROACH 82-47295           26  25  1  208  THIRSTY THUGS 705 (6932)   DWES EG
 HOMECOMING QUEEN 84-34481    20   7  0  208  DM:EPISODE 2 (7084)        BLACKSTONE
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697 126  76  0  207  SORE LOSERS (3715)         SUNSET
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720           74  48  0  207  QUEEN (6441)               ZUKAL
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          65  34  1  207  I WANT YOU (6560)          OSKSI
 SKINNY PETE 32-5951          55  38  1  207  OTTOMAN EMPIRE (6526)      ARVAT
 ERNEST R. KOUMA 74-4416      50  65  2  207  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 JMJ 1-9161                   45  52  1  207  RUN DMC (6287)             MORDANT
 HELP ON THE WAY 30-4717      43 126  2  207  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339           36  72  5  207  ARCANE BEACH DAY (5189)    SYVYN'S HILL
 MACADAMIA 63-3215            28  14  2  207  NUTS! (6792)               AMEN-TEI
 THE CREATOR 84-32899         24  23  0  207  LOITER SQUAD (6941)        BLACKSTONE
 MURDEROUS THRUST 75-3562     64  28  7  206  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 DARKBLADE 60-8827            18  12  0  206  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (6308)  ARADI
 POLLY 57-3469                73  21  0  205  THE MILKSOPS (4213)        ANDOR
 DIAL M FOR MEAT 84-34468     59  37  2  205  011411L (6695)             BLACKSTONE
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471   43  41  0  205  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (6438)   ZENSU
 GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536           41  30  1  205  DUNGEON CELL (6563)        KALTOS
 KATAMARI DAMACY 82-38613     41   5  1  205  COOL GAMES (5822)          DWES EG
 HIGHER GROUND 84-26799       29   9  0  205  MOTHER'S MILK (7059)       BLACKSTONE
 GINI 66-3117                104 109  0  204  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 12-5775  101 152  2  204  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 CLOTMUCK 84-19067            59 127  0  204  MEANIES (6256)             BLACKSTONE
 SPICY TRICEP 84-13301        46  22  0  204  051410A (6747)             BLACKSTONE
 SHAPELESS PURIST 84-56034    39  31  0  204  HAPPY SPRING V (6881)      BLACKSTONE
 TROLL 7-4624                 38  39  2  204  BIG BAD (4401)             BONSUR
-YANG 82-53793                33  24  1  204  ERATTA1 (6221)             DWES EG
-COGSWORTH 25-5527            29  18  1  204  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 T TEBOW'S CONCUSSIO 84-12163 27  24  0  204  SUPE FORCES 0905 (6839)    BLACKSTONE
 CEYLON 41-4864               26  14  2  204  TOWER OF SNAKES (6680)     KATI-TEI
 VANGUARD 4-5966              82  81  0  203  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM
 SKULLWUNNY 84-19084          64 122  2  203  TEENY BOPPERS (6164)       BLACKSTONE
 DEATH CURTAINS 96-4161       61  56  5  203  DEADLY STEPS F3 (6214)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372             53  52  2  203  COUNTRY PIE (6458)         DAYLA KIV
 WET SNUB 84-32054            42  56  0  203  PHILLY X (6758)            BLACKSTONE
 BETHANY 85-5089              38  17  0  203  DOGMA (6910)               JASPER GULCH
 ARNOLD LAYNE 82-52842        35  21  0  203  ROOKIE PINK 1 (6539)       DWES EG
 LAPHROAIG 31-4529            32  32  0  203  SINGLE MALTS (5952)        CHIMLEVTAL
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          79  77  2  202  SHEWISH BUFFET (6144)      LIN TIRIAN
 RALPH NEPPEL 40-4330         55  44  0  202  MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (6534)   ZENSU
 MEET DEATH 18-4854           39  29  0  202  INANIMATE TOFU (2769)      TALCAMA
 THE WHITE WHALE 84-47164     32  20  1  202  GOTTA SERVE 2 (6943)       BLACKSTONE
 CAUSTIC MACAROON 84-15171    28  36  1  202  ORLANDO BOUND II (6840)    BLACKSTONE
 UNZASTER DIZASTER 43-1011    25  18  1  202  COLLEGE RADIO (7199)       VEASTIAN
 ROBERT OWENS 97-4199         65  92  3  201  MEDAL OF HONOR 5 (6073)    SHADOW GROVE
 KATANA 31-6349               62  35  1  201  AVENGERS (2153)            CHIMLEVTAL
 KIERA 35-1646                53  50  1  201  HOUSE JHEREG (138)         MURSKA
 KATANA 9-5570                50  35  1  201  BATTEL BLADES (6173)       ZUKAL
 FRANK BURKE 96-4474          48  68  3  201  MEDAL OF HONOR 9 (6412)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 JENICOR 35-4593              38  33  0  201  HOUSE JHEREG (138)         MURSKA
 LOUD DRUNK 74-3554           89 182  1  200  PARTY GEEKS (4925)         DAYLA KIV
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      72  98  0  200  BLUE NOTE (6204)           RIZTAB
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            55  49  7  200  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (6514) SYVYN'S HILL
 DROXINE 56-4298              53  82  0  200  TREXTRAS (6422)            ROCANIS
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737           51  31  1  200  SHEWISH BUFFET (7066)      STORMCROWE
 RICOCHET RABBIT 6-1782       48  28  2  200  DOOM BUNNIES (1578)        TRANSEL
 FLOPSY 4-6791                41  59  3  200  THE BAD BUNNIES (1722)     JHELUM
 PATRICK BATEMAN 99-4366      38  28  4  200  DERANGED 26 (6714)         SOUTH RIDGE
 TENURED WHELP 84-15361       21  22  0  200  DA ORLANDO MOB XXIII (6989)BLACKSTONE
 ORTEGA SAUCE 84-4327         20  11  0  200  GOOD FLAVORS III (7058)    BLACKSTONE
 MAJOR NELSON 51-3631         18  23  0  200  HOPELESS DREAMERS (6998)   TRICORUS
 ONE MIC 36-7580             101  31  1  199  STILLMATIC (6297)          JHANS
 ADDUCTOR MAGNUS 21-5922      63  71  0  199  MUSCLE MEN (6335)          SUNSET
 XYLOID 65-7141               61  77  2  199  SCRABBLE (6326)            DAL SHANG
-KASPAROV 46-4450             49  32  2  199  WE GOT GAME (6552)         ARDIVENT
 CLARENCE B. CRAFT 60-8985    49  64  1  199  MEDAL OF HONOR B11 (6497)  ARADI
 HOBBS 82-4649                41  39  1  199  RESTRICTIONS (6616)        DWES EG
 BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823       74  51  5  198  GREAT LAKES WEBL (6498)    BLACKSTONE
 VITO BERTOLDO 82-41532       70  60  2  198  MEDAL OF HONOR (5824)      DWES EG
-NICKEL 26-4240               63  59  0  198  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 SNACK FAIRY 84-24819         54  63  2  198  MUNCHIES (6482)            BLACKSTONE
 RZA 84-38190                 50  36  2  198  ENTER THE WU (6484)        BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMOKEHEAD 20-175             36  37  1  198  THIRSTY THUGS (6844)       SEAM
 JAMES BAXTER 41-4772         35  39  1  198  ADVENTURE TIME 3 (6828)    KATI-TEI
 THE QUESTION 10-5557         33  25  0  198  TERRAPIN STATION (2351)    KOLACT
 DRY KEG 33-6679             103 194  1  197  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ADDAI 10-5951               101  91  1  197  SERPENTS HOLD! (6096)      KOLACT
 SHAWNEE 82-56029             71 129  4  197  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 THONKORON 84-19064           65 121  0  197  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 SLINKY 25-3080               58  48  0  197  FACES OF DEATH (1092)      LYRATILAN
 ROGUE WAVE 18-10482          52  25  2  197  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
 OBSESS 18-10652              27  30  0  197  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 UNUSUAL NUDITY 84-40818      15   8  0  197  100613O (7173)             BLACKSTONE
 FELAWESHIPE 25-4968         106 140  0  196  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
-JACKASS 21-4526              73  69  1  196  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
-PULLED ORC 45-4702           62  48  1  196  SHEWISH BUFFET (7066)      STORMCROWE
 TOSSED SALAD 81-1686         54 118  2  196  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 HANAKO-SAN 25-5800           53  38  0  196  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN
 MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738       47  62  0  196  TEAM TOONS (6968)          NORTH FORK
 ED WOOD 96-2449              44  65  5  196  DEAD LIKE ME 2 (5526)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 GALENA 28-3505               30  29  0  196  BOXOROX (5951)             MORYA
 LINT 84-29649                26  12  1  196  TUM'S ALL STARS (7041)     BLACKSTONE
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           75  46  2  195  RUN DMC (6287)             MORDANT
-THE CRUSHER 18-8050          63  47  0  195  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 HOPTICAL ILLUSION 13-5655    53  38  1  195  MMMM BEER (6699)           DULLENS
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243        49  53  5  195  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (6515)      SYVYN'S HILL
 LEWIS ALBANESE 40-4547       46  57  0  195  MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (6534)   ZENSU
-COWBOYS 97-5301              45  34  4  195  DEAD MAN'S HAND (6624)     SHADOW GROVE
 CHINA ROOM 85-542            39  29  1  195  GREAT TEAM 3 (6951)        JASPER GULCH
 HELPER HAND 84-4344          36  17  2  195  DOODS III (6935)           BLACKSTONE
 CRIKEY! 82-45396             33  24  0  195  SURPRISE! (6931)           DWES EG
-RUTHLESS 62-2250             31  25  2  195  SPNSH INQUISITION (1621)   VALAMANTIS
 STEVEN 3-7694                18   8  1  195  STEVEN UNIVERSE (7093)     OSKSI
 TERRY SEYMOUR 74-4284        56  45  0  194  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 STEAMING EARL 82-24992       37  30  0  194  SAUNA TIME (6536)          DWES EG
 WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG 43-3604 31  34  1  194  FEARLESS LOSERS (6232)     VEASTIAN
 REVOLUTION 82-40504          11  12  0  194  ROOKIE CULT 7 (6810)       DWES EG
 GREASESPOT 60-5964           96 180  1  193  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 RATTLER 2-5654               95  96  0  193  SERPENTS HOLD (5939)       NIANIA
 ABCESS 18-10356              60  55  1  193  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 GIBSON 81-2381               50  28  2  193  WICKED MARTYRS (6615)      SHADOWSPIRE
 Q-TIP 24-5090                44  37  0  193  TRIBE (6320)               ZORPUNT
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            41  43  0  193  A LOT TO LAUGH (6855)      BLACKSTONE
 VENOM 36-7529                39  35  0  193  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
-TRAMP BACKSTOP 16-6362       32  32  1  193  GLORIOUS TEAM #16 (6893)   WILLAF
 THONG RENAISSANCE 84-14786   31  17  1  193  THE ORLANDO MOB 17 (6937)  BLACKSTONE
 PICKLED NEWT 84-44178        30  14  1  193  PUB CRAWLERS 5 (7046)      BLACKSTONE
-YING 82-53792                28  23  1  193  ERATTA1 (6221)             DWES EG
-ARUGULA 3-7180               64  56  3  192  VEGGIES (5063)             OSKSI
 DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON 22-7050  52  61  1  192  MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (6481)  SOLVEN
 JACQUES LANTERN 84-25468     38  35  0  192  HALLOWEENIE II (6705)      BLACKSTONE
-PUSS N BOOTS 36-7165         36  31  1  192  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 SEVERIN 84-20723             33  24  2  192  WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (6926)  BLACKSTONE
 RICE & BEANS 47-8667         33  20  1  192  EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (7158) NORTH FORK
 QUINSY CONCH 85-568          32  25  0  192  GREAT TEAM 9 (6977)        JASPER GULCH
 DOMINO 25-5865               31  41  1  192  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (6886)    LYRATILAN
-MERLIN 52-4401               31  26  0  192  COURTS OF CHAOS (7160)     FRATSFA
 GUILTY UNDERTAKER 3-7344     29  26  0  192  I WANT YOU (6560)          OSKSI
-WAIT 25-5378                 27  25  0  192  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 HARV 82-35034                22  11  0  192  MY TCS (7037)              DWES EG
 SHARDAVAN 84-41771           22   8  0  192  ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7124)     BLACKSTONE
 SECURE DEFENS 75-490         16  12  0  192  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675        148 151  2  191  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-FLAT TIRE 25-5557            71  28  0  191  BASH BROS CARS (6202)      LYRATILAN
 RIGHT 84-40007               41  42  1  191  GOOD TIMES (6731)          BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCIENCE 12-7177              29  28  2  191  IMPORTANT (7031)           RIZTAB
 THESE EYES 84-25051          16   9  0  191  THE GUESS WHO (7170)       BLACKSTONE
 FLUKE 66-2710               138  87  1  190  BENTSWORDS BUNCH (2469)    TARRGIR
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     85  81  2  190  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ROSS F. GRAY 78-2983         66  46  2  190  MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 (6434)   LIN TIRIAN
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       53  69  4  190  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 PAC-MAN 21-8191              41  41  2  190  DEAD LEGENDS (6866)        SUNSET
 ICE KING 40-4507             37  43  1  190  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 INCEST 38-5235               35  34  0  190  WHAT? (6683)               CLIFFHOME
 TEENIE WHOPPER 17-7158       33  25  1  190  MISSION: EARTH! (6953)     ALJAFIR
 BUTTE PIRATE 84-10334        31  24  1  190  HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (7051)   BLACKSTONE
 ZELLNER 84-24796             23   6  0  190  SUPE FORCES 7A00 (6841)    BLACKSTONE
 FLIGHT 82-46541              19   5  0  190  STONED ROOKIES 35 (6986)   DWES EG
 SNAPPING TURTLE 4-6512       86  89  0  189  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 ESTRADA 82-31507             50  37  0  189  EX-PHILLIS (6684)          DWES EG
 MR. GHERKIN'S MERKIN 38-4993 47  25  0  189  WHAT? (6683)               CLIFFHOME
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         67  67  0  188  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 TWILO THUNDER 60-5225        54  43  1  188  THE MOTHERSHIP AH (6503)   ARADI
-CLOVER 36-5959               46  49  2  188  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 EERIEST EXPECTATION 84-31990 35  30  0  188  APRIL 12 II (6777)         BLACKSTONE
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          69  47  1  187  LAZY SUNDAY (6524)         KATI-TEI
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442       45  72  0  187  LORDS OF CHAOS (2215)      SEAM
 MILES 12-7265                39  14  0  187  BLUE NOTE (6204)           RIZTAB
 JOSE VALDEZ 99-2858          31  41  5  187  MEDAL OF HONOR 5 (6713)    SOUTH RIDGE
 PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289     30  13  1  187  PICTURE THIS (7028)        ROCANIS
 RUN LIKE HELL 82-52904       18  11  0  187  ROOKIE PINK 13 (6987)      DWES EG
 BANDIT 12-3231               57  43  1  186  BLACK TIDE (3072)          RIZTAB
 TREE TRUNKS 40-4601          46  38  1  186  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 CANDY MAN 6-7005             44  43  1  186  BLACK AND BLUES (6227)     TRANSEL
 GOLDEN ABERRATION 84-28577   39  22  2  186  012112N (6848)             BLACKSTONE
 FOREVER PORCH 38-5173        38  43  2  186  TMM KNOCKOFFS (6803)       CLIFFHOME
 CHANGING BUFFALO 82-18031    37  38  1  186  TRIBAL COUNCIL (6745)      DWES EG
 SILVERTHORN 60-8840          21   8  0  186  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (6308)  ARADI
 THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564      94 142  2  185  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 SCALES 26-4934               81  66  0  185  SERPENTS HOLD (6243)       CALEAM
 BOA 1-8830                   51  91  1  185  SERPENTS' HOLD (6396)      MORDANT
 YODA 10-6690                 32  13  1  185  EMPIRE (2352)              KOLACT
 MESSIAH 1-7607               40  27  7  184  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 ALIEN 22-7113                51  43  2  183  THE MENTORS GORE (6657)    SOLVEN
 PINK STREAKER 51-5740        40  41  3  183  DECEIVERS (6753)           TRICORUS
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         36  67  4  183  SHEWISH PICNIC (6415)      SHADOW GROVE
 FLATLINER 84-45870           28  25  0  183  BAD NEWS BEERS (6942)      BLACKSTONE
 CHILI 85-8953                14  19  1  183  MADE WITH MEAT (7044)      JASPER GULCH
 PICAPEPPA 84-32086           69  52  0  182  SAUCY (6444)               BLACKSTONE
 CHERRY 82-56032              65 135  0  182  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 SUBATOMIC PASTE 84-27527     19  38  0  182  2012 XIV (6842)            BLACKSTONE
 FENDER 22-7186               61  34  0  181  ARE YOU ? (6399)           SOLVEN
 PLYOMETRICS 84-31176         56  66  2  181  FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (6556)   BLACKSTONE
 HI-TOP FADE 84-30902         44  58  0  181  HAIR DAY (6813)            BLACKSTONE
 HOUND ARCHON 75-3617         41  38  1  181  APOKOLIPS (6888)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 TOMBSTONE 40-4642            40  28  3  181  XCOM ALPHA (6829)          ZENSU
 A MAN 35-4521                36  35  2  181  4-LETTER TUMS' (6980)      MURSKA
-BOBCAT 84-19098              28  18  1  181  FRONTIER (6604)            BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           121 177  1  180  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        64  44  3  180  TRIBE (6320)               ZORPUNT
 LUNKPOOF 84-19085            59 127  1  180  TEENY BOPPERS (6164)       BLACKSTONE
 COTTONBALL 4-6780            50  61  3  180  THE BAD BUNNIES (1722)     JHELUM
 BESTARIUS 11-8024            36  32  2  180  SCORPIONS (6905)           ARUAK CITY
-DREAM OF DAY 30-4750         34  20  2  180  RANDOM (5884)              IAYE
 BILL MURRAY 84-36772         22  15  0  180  ZOMBIE LAND (7049)         BLACKSTONE
 MEROBRYLLA 82-37956          17  15  0  180  SUPERIOR FORCES 5702 (6982)DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MASTER PLAN 84-36463         48  44  0  179  PAID IN FULL (6696)        BLACKSTONE
 VIRUS 72-6547                40  12  2  179  BASH BROS MICROSOFT (6466) DRAGONHEAD
 MGR HATES SL'ERS 43-4984     36  22  0  179  IT IS KNOWN (6867)         VEASTIAN
 MC SHAN 18-10307             74  56  0  178  HIP HOP HEROES (6409)      TALCAMA
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          62  76  2  178  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 TEQUILA 28-5341              58  48  1  178  BIG SHOTS (6965)           MORYA
 SHARP TIE 84-38182           41  49  0  178  VANITY (6856)              BLACKSTONE
-CONCORDE 56-1914             28  17  1  178  KNIGHTS OF NI (1481)       ROCANIS
 URETHRA FRANKLIN 82-16581    26  20  1  178  R-E-S-P-E-E (6930)         DWES EG
 CHARLIE SPLEEN 62-4845       26  31  0  178  U PAY I SLAY (6964)        VALAMANTIS
 THE GREAT PUMPKIN 82-4576    25  27  1  178  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (7036)   DWES EG
 WOR 82-1001                  56  75  0  177  ON A ROLL (6339)           DWES EG
 COLTRANE 12-7034             55  73  0  177  BLUE NOTE (6204)           RIZTAB
 MAXIMILLIAN 96-5272          32  32  4  177  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 JETHRO AL-HABIB 35-4639      18   5  0  177  REDNECK JIHAD (7128)       MURSKA
 JIMMY WIN 84-30898           61  58  3  176  BIRDEMIC (6642)            BLACKSTONE
 NUCKY 10-6433                37  39  0  176  EMPIRE (2352)              KOLACT
 STINK FACE 47-8688           23  10  2  176  HOWLIN MAD (7159)          NORTH FORK
 AWAY DEFEATER 85-12067       22  15  2  176  JAN 16O (7135)             JASPER GULCH
 SSSKAH 65-7059               77 128  1  175  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 TWITPIN 84-19066             62 124  1  175  MEANIES (6256)             BLACKSTONE
 LAST STRAW 84-24737          22  13  2  175  OTTODROME 41 (7040)        BLACKSTONE
 MIKE COLALILLO 98-2381       41  60  6  174  MEDAL OF HONOR 7 (6513)    SYVYN'S HILL
 HAPPY-GO-LINTY 98-5440       20  34  4  174  LINTAPALOOZA (6900)        SYVYN'S HILL
 POPE BOB 82-43134            46  38  0  173  BLESS US, EVERYONE (6686)  DWES EG
 JACK PENDELTON 74-4291       58  42  1  171  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
-EMERICA 30-4756              33  16  1  171  RESCUE RANGERS II (6122)   IAYE
 CLICK STUPID LINKS 84-42122  32  32  0  171  99 OF 100 USERS (6993)     BLACKSTONE
 LOGAN 82-56039               69 131  1  170  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
-BLK BEAST OF AAAAG 56-1251   42  35  1  170  KNIGHTS OF NI (1481)       ROCANIS
-MY-RE 98-737                 31  22  4  170  HEALTH ALT SQD (4502)      SYVYN'S HILL
 LOVE IN VAIN 82-46668        10  12  0  169  STONED ROOKIES 60 (6811)   DWES EG
-LOVE PINK 1-9204             36  39  0  167  YUPPIE HORDE (6872)        MORDANT
 DEE DAA 46-4478              31  13  0  167  YOU DON'T SAY! (6580)      ARDIVENT
 NADA NADS 62-4930            27  18  0  167  NO 11 (7074)               VALAMANTIS
 FISH TACO 81-1687            63 109  2  166  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 EXPENSIVE KIND 85-696        13  18  0  166  PILL-BOX HAT (7087)        JASPER GULCH
 BERTHOLD 83-314              72 110  2  165  SUDDENLY, THE VAN (6114)   TELORINTHE
 KI 31-165                    50  99  2  165  AVENGERS (2153)            CHIMLEVTAL
 WILD FLOWER 60-8443          31  30  1  165  DREAMTIME (5618)           ARADI
 EFFICIENT ASSESSMEN 84-43800 27  19  0  165  STATIC SANITY (7148)       BLACKSTONE
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      61  94  0  164  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SOLO 40-4614                 39  35  0  164  XCOM ALPHA (6829)          ZENSU
 THE CHAMPION 9-5794          29  27  0  164  QUEEN (6441)               ZUKAL
 MUSTAFA JENKINS 35-4623      24  17  1  164  REDNECK JIHAD (7128)       MURSKA
 GALILEO 9-5706               58  73  5  163  QUEEN (6441)               ZUKAL
 BENNIE ADKINS 3-7389         53  63  2  163  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 CUDA 74-4049                 35  29  1  163  BROKEN HALO (6859)         DAYLA KIV
 BRUSSEL SPROUTS 81-1688      74  98  3  161  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 FAKE SALE PRICE 72-7775      48   7  1  159  BB INFOMERCIAL (6955)      DRAGONHEAD
 OPUS X 11-5276               23  17  1  156  OLD BOYS CLUB (5892)       ARUAK CITY
-SORA 82-50103                23  27  0  156  MCPANTS (6743)             DWES EG
 ACCUSED FAUN 2-6176          25   9  2  155  SPRINGTIME IV (7185)       NIANIA
 OF ICE AND GIN 84-38035      30  25  1  154  BOOK BINGE (7097)          BLACKSTONE
 SQUYER 25-4871               71 191  0  152  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 STREET RACER 62-4751         27  19  0  152  PUBLIC NUISANCES (6525)    VALAMANTIS
 HERUGRIM 1-9400              23   9  2  152  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAMMA DELPHINI 29-6059       21  11  0  149  DELPHINUS (7110)           LAPUR
 SCREAMING END 84-32894       35  42  4  148  HERO BLUES (6864)          BLACKSTONE
 XXX 84-43214                 16   7  0  148  BAD NEWS (7175)            BLACKSTONE
 THE TICK 12-5659            108 151  0  147  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-KNOB 82-53256                22  16  1  146  OPEN (6584)                DWES EG
 BATHROOM OCCUPIED 84-27381   12   6  1  145  TEMPE ON A PLANE 13 (7172) BLACKSTONE
 MICKEY SLIM 81-2144          45  36  0  144  WICKED MARTYRS (6615)      SHADOWSPIRE
 ZBIGNIEW 97-6115             24  27  4  144  SUPERIOR FORCES II (6819)  SHADOW GROVE
-TAIL 82-50089                34  14  0  143  CAT SOUP (6703)            DWES EG
 SHAM JOKER 3-7700            31  36  0  143  7TH SANCTUM (6944)         OSKSI
 TOO SUAVE 18-9338            29  36  2  142  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
-GENERAL POL 56-3412          29  26  1  142  SKULL SQUADRON (1253)      ROCANIS
 OBAN 31-4530                 25  38  1  142  SINGLE MALTS (5952)        CHIMLEVTAL
 HIGH-END BUN 65-7554         27  23  1  141  TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (7047)  DAL SHANG
 FRANKLIN E. SIGLER 56-4408   50  63  0  140  MEDAL OF HONOR A11 (6449)  ROCANIS
 FATHER CAT 35-3875           43  41  3  140  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (5243)      MURSKA
 '''5'''' 96-5960             22  19  4  140  PAYBACK (7012)             OLD VALAMANTIS
 CARDIO 84-18131              16   8  0  140  ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 (6687)    BLACKSTONE
 REV LOGIC 17-7802            25  25  0  139  TMM EXPERIMENTS 73 (7050)  ALJAFIR
 VORPAL BUNNY 6-1562          34  47  4  138  DOOM BUNNIES (1578)        TRANSEL
-WILCE 25-5530                29  17  0  138  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 NELCH 84-19062               59 127  3  136  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 STORM FIRE 84-19028          17  14  2  136  SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (6351)BLACKSTONE
 TONY TWILO 5-4525            29  23  0  135  ARCANE BLUNDER (6956)      KALTOS
 TOM SMITH DISEASE 50-3400    26  26  0  135  STRANGE TUNES (5954)       SNOWBOUND
 BLINKY 18-2683              113 172  4  134  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 BABY BAB 21-8106             31  33  0  132  CRACKED REAR VIEW (7014)   SUNSET
 THIRD WIND 18-10542          18  10  2  132  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
 TINGO 1-9057                 17  12  0  131  SERPENTS' HOLD (6396)      MORDANT
 LEAST SHREW 70-6374          16   4  0  130  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (7035) SENTERN
 TECKLA KING 35-786           34  26  1  129  HOUSE JHEREG (138)         MURSKA
 NO CHASER 33-6490           104 163  0  128  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-SERVED 72-6540               48  20  2  124  BASH BROS LAWYER (6426)    DRAGONHEAD
-JOY 1-7701                   44  38  0  124  MIGHTY MORALS II (5889)    MORDANT
 IMA PASS 26-5109             29  17  0  122  FIST (6894)                CALEAM
-CATS 82-46868                20  19  0  122  ALLERGY (6822)             DWES EG
 HAMMERJACK 41-4285           21  15  1  120  WRECKING CREW (7089)       KATI-TEI
 ENCHANTED 30-4517            24  45  0  119  CRYSTAL PALACE (5365)      IAYE
-SHAMINO 81-2285              30  33  0  117  THE COMMODORES (6851)      SHADOWSPIRE
 KRS-ONE 18-10723             23  24  1  117  HIP HOP HEROES (6409)      TALCAMA
 CRUSHING AXE 40-4694         34  26  1  115  XCOM ALPHA (6829)          ZENSU
 LAKES 82-22204               13   7  0  114  WAY OF THE BLADE ID (7212) DWES EG
 KOOPA TROOPA 21-8430         23  30  4  111  DEAD LEGENDS (6866)        SUNSET
 ACORN 63-3097                35  43  0  110  NUTS! (6792)               AMEN-TEI
 MAJ SNAFU 32-6516            23  18  1  109  SECRET SQUIRRELS (6110)    ARVAT
 HONOR 1-7698                 32  21  1  102  MIGHTY MORALS II (5889)    MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-WIND GIGGLE 3-7697           30  32  1  100  7TH SANCTUM (6944)         OSKSI
 BIG SAL 74-4494              22   6  0  100  THE FUNKENSTEINS (7164)    DAYLA KIV
 DIGITAL POP 47-8864          18   2  0  100  MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (7184)NORTH FORK
 KAYCRON 63-2900              17   7  0  100  SUPERIOR FORCES (7034)     AMEN-TEI
-PELDAN DJIAN 74-4579         22  32  0   98  SAND DANCERS (2198)        DAYLA KIV
 GERMAN PILSENER 32-6428      33  25  1   95  GASTROPUB (6795)           ARVAT
 DIPSO DOODLE 84-30949        29  28  0   94  DRUNK DRAWING (6996)       BLACKSTONE
 AEROBIC VIOLENCE 29-6083     25  10  0   94  ALMOST EXACTLY (349)       LAPUR
 SKINNER 84-46102              8   5  0   94  XCOM BETA (7215)           BLACKSTONE
 RAGING KEGGER 84-32604        8   3  0   94  COLLEGE FUN (7179)         BLACKSTONE
-AFRICAN SWALLOW 56-3075      22  11  1   91  KNIGHTS OF NI (1481)       ROCANIS
-GYGES 98-5012                11  18  4   91  CURSED (6712)              SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BACKBEREND 43-5087           22  16  3   89  DOLI CAPAX (7080)          VEASTIAN
-STINGER 30-4098              15  15  0   89  RANDOM (5884)              IAYE
 THE BLUE PILL 65-7201        34  27  1   88  ALTERNATE REALITY (6970)   DAL SHANG
 GARNET 3-7796                19  11  2   88  STEVEN UNIVERSE (7093)     OSKSI
 LAST WISH 84-53933           20   8  3   85  PUB CRAWLERS 32 (7137)     BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JIM 18-10474                 12   0  0   85  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 BARRY 12-5663               120 150  0   84  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 BAT MANUAL 12-5660           21  21  1   84  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 BANNOR 33-8751               19  12  3   84  THE BLOODGUARDS (7144)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 BOWLING GREEN 21-8783        15  16  1   84  WAR ZONE (6827)            SUNSET
 HOPONIOUS UNION 32-6481      26  27  1   83  GASTROPUB (6795)           ARVAT
-LYON BEAR 81-2412            26  36  1   83  THE COMMODORES (6851)      SHADOWSPIRE
 JET-BOOT JACK 81-2741        28  12  0   82  THE COMMODORES (6851)      SHADOWSPIRE
 SEVENTH SON 1-9401            5   3  0   82  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 GEMS 82-49984                 4   3  1   82  4 LETTER TREASURE (6348)   DWES EG
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     45  26  0   81  XCOM ALPHA (6829)          ZENSU
 DEE AY 75-1699               39  67  3   81  BLOODMOON GUILD (3323)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 UNSCATHED 30-4516            27  42  0   81  CRYSTAL PALACE (5365)      IAYE
-SUCCUBUS 67-2401             25  32  0   81  DEATH'S SHROUD (4378)      BARIKALA
 GOLDMINE 26-4681             20  32  2   81  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 GAFFEL KOLSCH 32-6560        25  20  1   80  GASTROPUB (6795)           ARVAT
 HELBENDT 33-8841             23   6  1   79  VICIOUS DELITE (7235)      NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 BLOODSHOT 6-5205             18   7  1   78  BLACK TIDE (7237)          TRANSEL
 PENICILLEN 43-4299          122 142  1   76  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 CRAQUELURE 20-486            22  10  1   75  PIXELBENDERS (7121)        SEAM
 BEXLEY 52-3486               19   5  2   75  OHIO (5955)                FRATSFA
-ICHIGO 82-50105              19  17  0   75  SOUL REAPERS (6870)        DWES EG
 DINO ORTALANI 69-9537        14   6  0   75  OZ (6927)                  CIMMERIAC
 BLOOD MOON 26-4507           20  16  0   73  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 SYLVESTER ANTOLAK 97-6870    13   3  6   73  MEDAL OF HONOR 23 (7194)   SHADOW GROVE
 CUT YOUR HAIR 84-29109       25  20  0   72  CROOKED RAIN (7190)        BLACKSTONE
 HORRID 81-2659               26  17  0   71  WICKED MARTYRS (6615)      SHADOWSPIRE
 MOSAL 21-8713                20  17  1   71  WAR ZONE (6827)            SUNSET
 EGG RAID 84-49227            20  21  0   70  SOME OLD B (7079)          BLACKSTONE
 DONALD TRUMP 21-8735         20  15  4   69  WAR ZONE (6827)            SUNSET
 BUFFALOCALYPSE 96-6114        9   6  5   69  DEADLY HYBRIDS F4 (7198)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 GASOLINE DREAMS 84-45458     25  23  2   68  STANKONIA (7140)           BLACKSTONE
-CPT. BUZZY 20-65             20  10  2   68  I'M NOT EGGBERT (6923)     SEAM
 PEPEROMIA PIZZA 85-2352       6   5  0   68  ADD SOME FLOWER (7216)     JASPER GULCH
 S.N.A.F.U. 32-6523           18  10  1   67  SECRET SQUIRRELS (6110)    ARVAT
-JORX POWERSHOT 36-8094       19   7  2   66  BIG LAKE BASHERS (1775)    JHANS
 BATH 96-6062                  9   5  3   66  BLOOD GANGA 118F (7197)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 GEOPLASTIQUE 20-70           23  19  1   65  7TH SANCTUM (6924)         SEAM
 POKEY, MON! 29-6158          19  17  0   63  ALMOST EXACTLY (349)       LAPUR
 DRAUGHT 99-5783              14   8  5   63  DEATH PENALTY BG (6901)    SOUTH RIDGE
 BISMUTH BENDER 29-5692       47  15  3   61  BASH BROS TAXI (6571)      LAPUR
-THE LACERATION 32-6610       16  13  0   61  BIG LAKE NOMADS (6754)     ARVAT
-PUSHIN UP DAISIES 12-4534    13   5  0   61  DEAD PARROT (7208)         RIZTAB
 LEGIT 61-4002                17   7  0   60  HOWLIN 3-D (7206)          JURINE
 SMOKEY 98-5842               14  10  3   60  SUPE FORCES BG7G3 (7104)   SYVYN'S HILL
 WILSON D. WATSON 26-5021     41  30  0   59  MEDAL OF HONOR GN (6649)   CALEAM
 SMAUG 38-5210                17  13  1   59  DRAGONS CLAW (6958)        CLIFFHOME
-THE WITCH 56-3197            17  12  0   59  KNIGHTS OF NI (1481)       ROCANIS
-HARRY HYENA 20-137           32  37  0   58  HUCKLE'S CATS (7024)       SEAM
-ABLE BAKER CHARLIE 20-133    25  44  2   58  HUCKLE'S CATS (7024)       SEAM
 SWEET TOOTH 21-8347          23  41  1   58  DEAD LEGENDS (6866)        SUNSET
 GEORGE WAHLEN 97-4893        15  15  8   58  MEDAL OF HONOR 12 (7099)   SHADOW GROVE
 PRIMERIDIAN 84-44883         22  12  2   57  THE MOTHERSHIP AG (7181)   BLACKSTONE
 BAR-B-DOO 71-7071            18  12  0   57  WAR-C-KERS (7162)          KYR'TERR
 STAR 60-8427                 30  26  0   56  DREAMTIME (5618)           ARADI
 NAMASTE Y'ALL 65-7587        21  10  0   56  BUMPER WISDOM (7151)       DAL SHANG
 MERCILESS 20-433             24  27  1   55  LOST SENTINELS (7188)      SEAM
-DATABASE EDITOR 47-9079      15   7  3   55  BIG LAKE GROOVE (7076)     NORTH FORK
 WOOKEY JACK 85-7008          20   8  1   54  HOWLIN FIRESTONE 2 (7233)  JASPER GULCH
 PANTERA 82-56042             34 166  2   53  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
-BANANAS GORILLA 20-366       31  27  0   52  HUCKLE'S CATS (7024)       SEAM
 CAMPY DIGIT 38-5252          17   9  1   52  TMM KNOCKOFFS (6803)       CLIFFHOME
 DEUCE WIGALO 51-5910         16   5  1   52  DECEIVERS (6753)           TRICORUS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAIPEI 96-6065               11   3  3   51  BLOOD GANGA 118F (7197)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 BALLWIPE 84-19086            66 120  0   48  BULLIES (6142)             BLACKSTONE
-FAIRUZA 61-3426              26  25  0   48  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
 PLUM 60-8094                 25  26  2   47  FRUIT OF THE LOOM (5976)   ARADI
 RAINDROPS 78-3211            23  26  0   47  HOWLIN CASE (7092)         LIN TIRIAN
 TRUMAN OLSON 98-5377         10  20  4   45  MEDAL OF HONOR 1 (6899)    SYVYN'S HILL
 ONION RINGS 81-1684          29 143  0   44  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 VESSEL 98-5481               12  17  4   44  BLOOD GANG 717F (7102)     SYVYN'S HILL
 JO ANN SUE 84-48148          16  67  0   43  THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (7126)  BLACKSTONE
 LIONADO 98-5605              11  18  5   43  DEADLY HYBRIDS F5 (7103)   SYVYN'S HILL
 ROT 65-7407                  18  14  0   41  THAT SMELL (7116)          DAL SHANG
 POISONED APPLE 99-5786        9  13  5   39  DEATH PENALTY BG (6901)    SOUTH RIDGE
-OMNITRITION 26-5048          11   5  0   38  WASTING AWAY (7232)        CALEAM
 LARA CROFT 21-8363           24  37  0   37  DEAD LEGENDS (6866)        SUNSET
 MAYOR MEANSWELL 9-5874       19  15  0   37  SPROUT OF IT (6764)        ZUKAL
 SEPHERA 38-5206              18  12  0   37  DRAGONS CLAW (6958)        CLIFFHOME
 WEBBED ZOMBIE 85-4040         7   6  1   35  MOM 'N DAD ZOMBIES? (7217) JASPER GULCH
 GRIZZLY BARE 33-8825         22  11  2   33  HE BE GBS (7156)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 RED BARCHETTA 98-415          6   9  4   29  ARCAN MASH UPS '16 (7202)  SYVYN'S HILL
-KISMET 85-3095                8   6  0   25  ERRATA (7177)              JASPER GULCH
 SUIM 99-6606                  7   4  4   25  TCODES (7107)              SOUTH RIDGE
 DIVINITY 95-439               9   3  3   21  LUNACHICKS (7223)          DUSKMOOR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SNACK FAIRY was devastated by DROKK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
KATAMARI DAMACY subdued TROLL in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
QUINSY CONCH subdued PINK STREAKER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
PINKY SWEAR vanquished GIBSON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
GODSLAYER overpowered RUN'S HOUSE in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
BEEMO devastated FELAWESHIPE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
GAD devastated DEADLY FORCE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TEENIE WHOPPER was handily defeated by WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 1 minute fight.
PYG vanquished JIMMY THE HAND in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JOSH vanquished MAXIMILLIAN in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge fight.
BUTTE PIRATE was overpowered by THE MONSTER MASH in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MGR HATES SL'ERS was handily defeated by GUTTERSNIPE in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
NO BATHROOM devastated HOBBS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
MESSIAH was overpowered by NITROGLYCERIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
STEVEN was devastated by TOY GOD in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MACADAMIA devastated RUN LIKE HELL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
FAKE SALE PRICE overpowered NELCH in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BLINKY was overpowered by OF ICE AND GIN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
AWAY DEFEATER narrowly defeated SOLO in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
VIRUS demolished THIRD WIND in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
HERUGRIM handily defeated TOM SMITH DISEASE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
ENCHANTED was savagely defeated by TECKLA KING in a popular 8 minute Challenge fight.
ACORN was savagely defeated by IMA PASS in a action packed 7 minute Challenge fight.
REV LOGIC was overpowered by VIBRANT THING in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
LAST WISH was vanquished by LAKES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
HONOR viciously subdued PENICILLEN in a exciting 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
BISMUTH BENDER was defeated by GARNET in a action packed 1 minute gory Challenge duel.
DIVINITY was savagely defeated by SEPHERA in a popular 1 minute gory Challenge match.
BUFFALOCALYPSE was savagely defeated by BARRY in a 10 minute gory Challenge bout.
BAR-B-DOO was handily defeated by JET-BOOT JACK in a 2 minute Challenge match.
JIM overpowered MAYOR MEANSWELL in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
BANNOR was demolished by MAJ SNAFU in a 5 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
SEVENTH SON demolished SMAUG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
NAMASTE Y'ALL savagely defeated BALLWIPE in a tiring 16 minute gory Challenge duel.
BLOOD MOON was viciously subdued by BACKBEREND in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
GOLDMINE overcame EGG RAID in a 2 minute brutal Challenge duel.
THONG RENAISSANCE was overpowered by LORD'S PRAYER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION was bested by ALMOND FISHER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
RED SPECIAL was overcome by FROZBOZ in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
AFTER 10 BEERS! narrowly defeated RZA in a action packed 3 minute competition.
DESMOND DOSS overcame CEYLON in a exciting 1 minute gory match.
ADDAI was savagely defeated by CAPTAIN MAGMA in a action packed 1 minute gory fight.
SLITHERING IDIOT savagely defeated DEATH CURTAINS in a popular 2 minute bloody fray.
PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 won victory over CHAINSAW VIGILANTE in a 2 minute match.
ARNOLD LAYNE was savagely defeated by TRUE PLAYER in a exciting 4 minute conflict.
FLIGHT was demolished by MAUL ON WHEELS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CEREBUS HIMSELF handily defeated STINK FACE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched contest.
CRIKEY! was devastated by LIFE IS GOOD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
VITO BERTOLDO was devastated by HANNIBAL LECTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ZELLNER was devastated by PREDNIZONE in a popular 2 minute one-sided brawl.
EMERALD TWIST vanquished GREASESPOT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
STEAMING EARL was overpowered by SKIP JAMES in a 3 minute bloody mismatched brawl.
DAMION CORONA overpowered THE SMELL OF IT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
CRAZED GOBLIN handily defeated UNZASTER DIZASTER in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
TOSSED SALAD was bested by GINI in a popular 3 minute fight.
GEORGE PETERSON slimly won victory over VENOM DECAY in a action packed 7 minute match.
RICOCHET RABBIT lost to DUSKBLOOD PUDDING in a popular 1 minute bout.
BOOZEFIGHTERS was defeated by GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS in a action packed 4 minute fight.
SIMABU narrowly defeated ONE MIC in a exciting 1 minute battle.
METRON won victory over GALENA in a 2 minute fight.
IGNORANCE defeated CAUSTIC MACAROON in a exciting 2 minute contest.
BEUFORD ANDERSON vanquished PLYOMETRICS in a 2 minute brutal one-sided contest.
CHERUB ROCK narrowly defeated MR. CHUCK in a 2 minute bout.
FLUKE was overpowered by DISSIDENT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROONEY slimly lost to POLLY in a exciting 4 minute bloody struggle.
MEET DEATH was subdued by BARON BLOOD in a action packed 5 minute bloody match.
RAIN MAN subdued LAPHROAIG in a popular 1 minute fight.
FLATLINER was vanquished by ERNEST R. KOUMA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
OOZING MY MIND handily defeated DOUBLE E in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
FLITCHAK defeated SNAPPING TURTLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
ROBERT OWENS was demolished by KULGAN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
ROGUE WAVE was subdued by ROBERT PAULSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
RATTLER was overpowered by THE NOTHING in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided struggle.
EDWARD ALLWORTH handily defeated A MAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
CLARENCE B. CRAFT was narrowly defeated by BOXOFROX in a popular 2 minute contest.
THE SPOTLIGHT overpowered PRINTS OF WHALES in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
SLAP HAPPY vanquished Q-TIP in a action packed 4 minute gory one-sided fray.
CLICQUOT CHAMPAGNE overcame THONKORON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
MUD KING subdued LOUD DRUNK in a popular 2 minute bout.
CLEVER defeated RALPH NEPPEL in a action packed 3 minute gory competition.
EDWARD O'HARE overpowered SHAWNEE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
TALON vanquished REVOLUTION in a exciting 2 minute gruesome mismatched fight.
NICK SEAFORT viciously subdued PATRICK BATEMAN in a popular 4 minute gruesome melee.
BINGE N PURGE viciously subdued GOLDEN ABERRATION in a popular 3 minute bloody bout.
BERLIN devastated RICE & BEANS in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven battle.
JASON VOORHEES viciously subdued KIERA in a action packed 3 minute bloody melee.
HALFTIME demolished KATANA in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
LATE AFTERNOON vanquished SEYMORE GUTTS in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven fray.
DOUBLE TRUE was handily defeated by ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER in a 1 minute battle.
TOMBSTONE was devastated by HELL WEEK in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CHOOSE GOOSE savagely defeated SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a popular 5 minute gory fight.
SERPENTITO narrowly defeated PICKLED NEWT in a 2 minute brawl.
DRY KEG was subdued by THE WHITE WHALE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome fray.
ONUPHRE slimly won victory over PAC-MAN in a exciting 2 minute gruesome melee.
SONNY TERRY overpowered RIGHT in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
THESE EYES was devastated by BERYL NEWMAN in a action packed 7 minute mismatched fray.
SHIV viciously subdued ADDUCTOR MAGNUS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory duel.
BOA was subdued by MR. GHERKIN'S MERKIN in a 2 minute bout.
TEQUILA was vanquished by KATANA in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
ERNIE BIRDSLAYER vanquished JOSE VALDEZ in a crowd pleasing 3 minute uneven contest.
SCALES was savagely defeated by MORK CALLING ORSON in a 5 minute conflict.
DOMINO slimly lost to FRANK BURKE in a action packed 2 minute match.
HANAKO-SAN devastated SSSKAH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HELP ON THE WAY narrowly defeated OBSESS in a popular 6 minute brutal bout.
SLINKY handily defeated KI in a exciting 6 minute brutal mismatched duel.
CANDY MAN was devastated by STEEL GARTEN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SKINNY PETE overcame TERRY SEYMOUR in a 2 minute match.
SEVERIN was narrowly defeated by THE CREATOR in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
JACQUES LANTERN was overpowered by CRACKED BELL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SKULLWUNNY bested DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON in a exciting 1 minute battle.
LEMON DROP demolished SHARDAVAN in a popular 4 minute brutal uneven conflict.
CHARLES MURRAY, JR demolished PICAPEPPA in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
DESOLATION overpowered LEAPS INTO THE AIR in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
CLOTMUCK demolished MUSTAFA JENKINS in a exciting 2 minute brutal uneven struggle.
JENICOR was overpowered by CYCLOTRON PAJAMAS in a popular 5 minute one-sided struggle.
HIGHER GROUND handily defeated LOVE IN VAIN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BOLPH savagely defeated LEWIS ALBANESE in a popular 2 minute gory struggle.
VENOM was beaten by COCKROACH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute struggle.
FENDER was vanquished by MERCEDES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ALIEN was bested by HOPTICAL ILLUSION in a action packed 1 minute fray.
GZA handily defeated WILD FLOWER in a action packed 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.
BLACKBERRY was handily defeated by ( ) in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
INCEST beat EXPENSIVE KIND in a popular 3 minute contest.
GOPHER BAROQUE unbelievably bested BESTARIUS in a exciting 13 minute fight.
ICE KING was subdued by DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 3 minute gruesome bout.
GARLIC ARAOI was beaten by WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG in a exciting 1 minute duel.
TREE TRUNKS was overpowered by CHOPPED RABBIT in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
GALILEO was overcome by TWITPIN in a popular 2 minute fight.
WALTER EHLERS was devastated by STORMCROWE PIE in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
THE TERMINATOR viciously subdued BENNIE ADKINS in a exciting 3 minute brutal brawl.
JAMES BAXTER was subdued by SPYMASTER in a action packed 3 minute match.
ED WOOD was demolished by SIERRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
GUILTY UNDERTAKER beat SUBATOMIC PASTE in a exciting 3 minute fight.
ANGEL CAKE savagely defeated HAPPY-GO-LINTY in a exciting 1 minute bloody bout.
USURPER savagely defeated HOGSHEAD in a popular 9 minute bloody match.
BETHANY viciously subdued LUNKPOOF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome match.
FROSTY demolished EERIEST EXPECTATION in a 2 minute uneven fight.
MIGHTY MANFRED was defeated by WILD HORSES in a 2 minute match.
HELPER HAND savagely defeated BUDDERCUP in a action packed 3 minute brutal bout.
ORTEGA SAUCE devastated SHARP TIE in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
CHINA ROOM was overpowered by REPRESENT in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
MAJOR NELSON was narrowly defeated by GRAVITRON in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
MANNY LEHMAN viciously subdued HARV in a action packed 4 minute brutal conflict.
SHAPELESS PURIST overpowered THE GREAT PUMPKIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VANGUARD demolished CHERRY in a popular 2 minute one-sided competition.
TOMAS devastated ROSS F. GRAY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MR. POTATO HEAD lost to XYLOID in a exciting 5 minute struggle.
DROXINE savagely defeated MASTER PLAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal melee.
SMOKEHEAD defeated JETHRO AL-HABIB in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
TWILO THUNDER was overpowered by ROBERT NETT in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BERTHOLD was overpowered by FOREVER PORCH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SAMI overpowered CHANGING BUFFALO in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided conflict.
CLICK STUPID LINKS was savagely defeated by CHILI in a popular 8 minute gory brawl.
DARKBLADE viciously subdued COLTRANE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody melee.
SILVERTHORN was bested by HOMECOMING QUEEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
LEGACY vanquished ESTRADA in a popular 1 minute mismatched bout.
ABCESS viciously subdued CHARLIE SPLEEN in a exciting 2 minute gory conflict.
MC SHAN was vanquished by ACCURSED COMMUNION in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE QUESTION viciously subdued IRON HANDED in a popular 3 minute gruesome conflict.
HERITAGE overpowered WOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
DAISY demolished BANDIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched bout.
MILES was unbelievably bested by SPICY TRICEP in a action packed 1 minute match.
YODA was beaten by JMJ in a popular 3 minute duel.
JACK PENDELTON was handily defeated by TENURED WHELP in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SCIENCE was overpowered by TOSSED in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
SNOWBALL V devastated URETHRA FRANKLIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
SECURE DEFENS was savagely defeated by DIAL M FOR MEAT in a 4 minute competition.
LINT slimly won victory over CUDA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
MURDEROUS THRUST narrowly defeated COTTONBALL in a 2 minute bloody duel.
HOUND ARCHON was overpowered by WET SNUB in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
NAKED LUNCH overpowered HI-TOP FADE in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
POPE BOB was devastated by FLOPSY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JIMMY WIN was vanquished by UNUSUAL NUDITY in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
THUNDERBIRD viciously subdued BILL MURRAY in a popular 3 minute brutal competition.
THE TICK was savagely defeated by ACCUSED FAUN in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
MEROBRYLLA viciously subdued TINGO in a popular 3 minute gruesome contest.
MICKEY SLIM was demolished by LOGAN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BRUSSEL SPROUTS was luckily beaten by DEE DAA in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
INCREDIBLE SPEED was viciously subdued by MIKE COLALILLO in a 5 minute battle.
LEAST SHREW was beaten by SCREAMING END in a 2 minute bloody fight.
NUCKY demolished FATHER CAT in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
NADA NADS handily defeated NO CHASER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched melee.
SHAM JOKER was vanquished by EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
STORM FIRE was defeated by BATHROOM OCCUPIED in a action packed 3 minute bout.
OBAN was subdued by GAMMA DELPHINI in a 2 minute fight.
LAST STRAW savagely defeated ZBIGNIEW in a action packed 3 minute gory match.
SQUYER was subdued by THE CHAMPION in a popular 3 minute bout.
VORPAL BUNNY vanquished KOOPA TROOPA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
CARDIO was overpowered by FISH TACO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
FRANKLIN E. SIGLER defeated BIG SAL in a 2 minute bout.
TONY TWILO beat KRS-ONE in a popular 2 minute fray.
OPUS X savagely defeated TOO SUAVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory bout.
XXX bested BABY BAB in a 2 minute conflict.
HIGH-END BUN bested HAMMERJACK in a popular 1 minute fight.
'''5'''' was beaten by STREET RACER in a exciting 4 minute battle.
CRUSHING AXE savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
DIPSO DOODLE overpowered TRUMAN OLSON in a 2 minute gruesome uneven match.
DIGITAL POP overpowered RED BARCHETTA in a action packed 1 minute brutal uneven fight.
HOPONIOUS UNION was vanquished by KAYCRON in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
SKINNER subdued DONALD TRUMP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute melee.
MERCILESS was savagely defeated by THE BLUE PILL in a action packed 3 minute match.
GASOLINE DREAMS overpowered PLUM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody mismatched fray.
JO ANN SUE was devastated by GAFFEL KOLSCH in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BEXLEY overpowered GEORGE WAHLEN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DEUCE WIGALO was overpowered by RAGING KEGGER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRIMERIDIAN demolished GRIZZLY BARE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CRAQUELURE defeated LEGIT in a popular 1 minute melee.
GEOPLASTIQUE overpowered ROT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PEPEROMIA PIZZA viciously subdued POISONED APPLE in a popular 4 minute gruesome fight.
WEBBED ZOMBIE was devastated by NIGHTMARE GARCIA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WOOKEY JACK was demolished by GEMS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
STAR overpowered SUIM in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
SWEET TOOTH lost to SYLVESTER ANTOLAK in a crowd pleasing 6 minute uneven struggle.
LARA CROFT was overpowered by DRAUGHT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MOSAL was bested by UNSCATHED in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
BATH lost to BLOODSHOT in a popular 1 minute battle.
TAIPEI was savagely defeated by HELBENDT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody duel.
DINO ORTALANI demolished ONION RINGS in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
BOWLING GREEN demolished SMOKEY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CAMPY DIGIT lost to S.N.A.F.U. in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
DEE AY handily defeated VESSEL in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven match.
RAINDROPS was defeated by BAT MANUAL in a 2 minute duel.
LIONADO was overpowered by HORRID in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CUT YOUR HAIR was handily defeated by GERMAN PILSENER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PANTERA was bested by POKEY, MON! in a 1 minute match.
AEROBIC VIOLENCE devastated WILSON D. WATSON in a exciting 3 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                 125         LUNGING ATTACK   649 - 564 -  7      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                     121         AIMED BLOW       604 - 543 -  2      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 35         PARRY-RIPOSTE     97 -  93 -  1      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   33         STRIKING ATTACK  132 - 134 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     32         PARRY-LUNGE      134 - 142 -  1      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 28         TOTAL PARRY      156 - 186 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     26         SLASHING ATTACK  158 - 191 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   21         WALL OF STEEL    152 - 189 -  1      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  19         BASHING ATTACK    86 - 112 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    10         PARRY-STRIKE      38 -  53 -  0      42  |

Turn 823 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    72 - 53     PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 - 11         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       17 - 15     STRIKING ATTACK   12 - 16         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        64 - 57     PARRY-LUNGE       11 - 15         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  5     SLASHING ATTACK   14 - 21         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL     13 - 20         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     7 - 12         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DROKK 31-4014              86  55  2  392 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (6375)
AIMED BLOW       DUSKBLOOD PUDDING 15-5150  68  50  2  409 SHEWISH BUFFET (6371)
STRIKING ATTACK  EMERALD TWIST 82--27847    76  63  1  371 THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6220)
PARRY-LUNGE      GAD 18-9239               128  85  1  319 SHEPHERDS (1774)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CHOOSE GOOSE 40-4592       57  23  2  311 ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)
BASHING ATTACK   ONUPHRE 31-3385           101  89  3  310 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (6375)
SLASHING ATTACK  SIMABU 72-4426             81  69  0  296 SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)
PARRY-STRIKE     JASON VOORHEES 97-4408     69  48  6  295 DERANGED 21 (6211)
WALL OF STEEL    MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938      59  62  2  272 THE RUNAROUND (6437)
TOTAL PARRY      GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359     147 109  0  211 CREAM OF THE SLOP (2065)

The overall popularity leader is SLAP HAPPY 60-6031.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BESTARIUS 11-8024.  The ten other most popular fighters were CLICK STUPID 
LINKS 84--23414, SLAP HAPPY 60-6031, USURPER 46-4447, LEMON DROP 33-6685, IMA PASS 
26-5109, MEET DEATH 18-4854, NICK SEAFORT 21-7513, INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476, GEORGE 
PETERSON 74-4297, and CHILI 85-8953.

The least popular fighter this week was NAMASTE Y'ALL 65-7587.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BALLWIPE 84-19086, CUT YOUR HAIR 84-29109, LIONADO 98-5605, 
SMOKEY 98-5842, ONION RINGS 81-1684, LARA CROFT 21-8363, WOOKEY JACK 85-7008, WEBBED 
ZOMBIE 85-4040, LEGIT 61-4002, and GRIZZLY BARE 33-8825.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  4 0  CALEAM(26)           3  3 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            5  1 0  MORYA(28)            0  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  4 0  LAPUR(29)            4  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         3  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            3  2 0  IAYE(30)             4  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        5  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  4 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  2 0  ARVAT(32)            6  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  3  4 0  SENTERN(70)          0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  3 0  MURSKA(35)           2  6 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           4  2 0  JHANS(36)            1  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       4  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        5  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        3  6 0  
RIZTAB(12)           3  6 0  ZENSU(40)            4  6 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  6 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  5 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         6  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  5 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  1 0  DWES EG(82)         19 19 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         3  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  3 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      38 38 0  
TALCAMA(18)          6  8 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  1 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     6  4 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  3 0  DUSKMOOR(95)         0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             3  2 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  7 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  9 0  ROCANIS(56)          5  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  4 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  3 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  9 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  ARADI(60)            5  7 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      4  4 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        5  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE NOTHING 1-3297         196 190  1  257  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938       59  62  2  272  THE RUNAROUND (6437)       NIANIA
 HELL WEEK 3-6695           121 176  1  208  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DISSIDENT 4-6672            67  85  3  274  PEARL JAM (6244)           JHELUM
 GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536          41  30  1  205  DUNGEON CELL (6563)        KALTOS
 DESMOND DOSS 6-6819         68  35  1  227  MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 (6564)   TRANSEL
 TROLL 7-4624                38  39  2  204  BIG BAD (4401)             BONSUR
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720          74  48  0  207  QUEEN (6441)               ZUKAL
 PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 10-6386  57  19  3  254  DUNGEON CELL (6771)        KOLACT
 REPRESENT 11-7405           33  15  1  227  ILLMATIC (6682)            ARUAK CITY
 CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 12-5775 101 152  2  204  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 SIERRA 13-5616              68  43  1  216  MMM BEER!! (6546)          DULLENS
 IGNORANCE 14-4977           62  39  2  248  MENTOR BLISS (6626)        TOBIR
 DUSKBLOOD PUDDING 15-5150   68  50  2  409  SHEWISH BUFFET (6371)      MALCORN
 GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS 16-5456    77  79  2  223  MUSCLE MEN 3 (6205)        WILLAF
 HERITAGE 17-7710            44  21  0  208  LES MENTORS (6876)         ALJAFIR
 GAD 18-9239                128  85  1  319  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 CLICQUOT CHAMPAGNE 19-5570  28  14  0  218  MADE YOU LOOK (7064)       ZUWAYZA
 SMOKEHEAD 20-175            36  37  1  198  THIRSTY THUGS (6844)       SEAM
 BERLIN 21-8161              49  39  2  240  WAR ZONE (6827)            SUNSET
 DOUGLAS T. JACOBSO 22-7050  52  61  1  192  MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (6481)  SOLVEN
 Q-TIP 24-5090               44  37  0  193  TRIBE (6320)               ZORPUNT
 BARON BLOOD 25-1396         65  51  4  235  FACES OF DEATH (1092)      LYRATILAN
 SHIV 26-5006                73  63  1  209  SERPENTS HOLD (6243)       CALEAM
 GALENA 28-3505              30  29  0  196  BOXOROX (5951)             MORYA
 ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497    49  65  0  209  ALMOST EXACTLY (349)       LAPUR
 SONNY TERRY 30-3912         38  25  1  246  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 DROKK 31-4014               86  55  2  392  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (6375) CHIMLEVTAL
 STEEL GARTEN 32-6150        44  44  1  209  GASTROPUB (6795)           ARVAT
 LEMON DROP 33-6685         148 149  2  220  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456       67  57  1  220  FOOT OF PRIDE (6442)       MURSKA
 SERPENTITO 36-7542          64  51  1  239  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   71 103  0  237  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 CHOOSE GOOSE 40-4592        57  23  2  311  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695      68  49  1  236  LAZY SUNDAY (6524)         KATI-TEI
 PREDNIZONE 43-4298          99 165  2  286  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567      117 120  0  241  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 TALON 46-3692               56  41  4  234  MILE HIGH CLUB (6505)      ARDIVENT
 FROSTY 47-7332              47  40  0  210  FAST FOOD (6460)           NORTH FORK
 CLEVER 50-2192              92  62  2  227  RANDOM BLADES (4450)       SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        86  90  1  211  COLLEGE RADIO (6502)       TRICORUS
 BEXLEY 52-3486              19   5  2   75  OHIO (5955)                FRATSFA
 KULGAN 56-4268             107  63  3  513  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 POLLY 57-3469               73  21  0  205  THE MILKSOPS (4213)        ANDOR
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031         124 173  1  330  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734      60  89  4  217  SHEWISH BUFFET (6183)      JURINE
 CHARLIE SPLEEN 62-4845      26  31  0  178  U PAY I SLAY (6964)        VALAMANTIS
 EDWARD ALLWORTH 63-2812     57  42  0  287  MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (5723)   AMEN-TEI
 FLITCHAK 65-3365            81 158  1  223  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 GINI 66-3117               104 109  0  204  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 DINO ORTALANI 69-9537       14   6  0   75  OZ (6927)                  CIMMERIAC
 LEAST SHREW 70-6374         16   4  0  130  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (7035) SENTERN
 BAR-B-DOO 71-7071           18  12  0   57  WAR-C-KERS (7162)          KYR'TERR
 SIMABU 72-4426              81  69  0  296  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 GEORGE PETERSON 74-4297     96  34  0  232  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 MURDEROUS THRUST 75-3562    64  28  7  206  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917         79  77  2  202  SHEWISH BUFFET (6144)      LIN TIRIAN
 TOSSED SALAD 81-1686        54 118  2  196  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 EMERALD TWIST 82--27847     76  63  1  371  THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6220)   DWES EG
 BERTHOLD 83-314             72 110  2  165  SUDDENLY, THE VAN (6114)   TELORINTHE
 OOZING MY MIND 84--15263    56  45  1  245  U PAY I SLAY 2 (6561)      BLACKSTONE
 BEEMO 85-9960               34  16  1  234  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6912)    JASPER GULCH
 DIVINITY 95-439              9   3  3   21  LUNACHICKS (7223)          DUSKMOOR
 THE TERMINATOR 96-5313      31  33  4  208  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 JASON VOORHEES 97-4408      69  48  6  295  DERANGED 21 (6211)         SHADOW GROVE
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339          36  72  5  207  ARCANE BEACH DAY (5189)    SYVYN'S HILL
 ALMOND FISHER 99-2846       98  75  4  239  MEDAL OF HONOR 4 (5990)    SOUTH RIDGE

                      SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA

We have planned our summer FTF for July 13-15, 2018, in Arlington, Virginia, only 7 
miles on a quick Metro ride from Washington, D.C.!.  It will be held at the Holiday 
Inn Arlington at Ballston.  Room rates are $120 per night on 7/12 and 7/15 and $79 on 
7/13 and 7/14, 1-2 occupancy.  There's free wireless throughout the property as well 
as a fitness center, outdoor pool, and business center, as well as a resturant and bar 
inside the hotel.  There is no airport shuttle and parking is $7/day.  The rooms are 
blocked -- ask for the Reality Simulations block.  Reservations must be made by 6/12.  
(As always if you have issues making reservations, please let us know!)  

                   Hotel site:  https://aws.passkey.com/e/49602680

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                                          -- RSI