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Date   : 02/13/2018    Duedate: 02/26/2018

TALAHYA ARENA

DM 100    TURN 819

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-THE DEVIL'S 85/7189  126   77   1 62.1      GREAT TEAM 3 85/6951
  2 BIG BAD 7/4401       949  588  13 61.7      GREAT TEAM 9 85/6977
    VEGGIES 3/5063                              4-LETTER TUMS' 35/6980
    SHEPHERDS 18/1774                           STEVEN UNIVERSE 3/7093
    BASH BROS CARS 25/6202                      YOU DON'T SAY! 46/6580
    BASH BROS PARK 47/6306                      ADVENTURE TIME 2 40/6201
    BASH BROS TAXI 29/6571                      ADVENTURE TIME 2 85/6912
    BB INFOMERCIAL 72/6955                      ADVENTURE TIME 3 41/6828
    MIGHTY MORALS II 1/5889                     DEADLY HYBRIDS F4 96/7198
    NEXT GENERATION 18/4678                     DEADLY HYBRIDS F5 98/7103
    BASH BROS LAWYER 72/6426                    GLORIOUS TEAM #16 16/6893
    FOUND IN THE SAND 73/5339                   KILLER MACHINES F2 96/6817
    BASH BROS MICROSOFT 72/6466                 TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 65/7047
  3 MY TCS 82/7037      3189 2299  33 58.1      TMM EXPERIMENTS 73 17/7050
    100613O 84/7173                             ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE 84/6903
    2012 XIV 84/6842                          5 TEAM FLOYD 38/741   2115 1576  17 57.3
    BAD NEWS 84/7175                            HOMER'S PETS 74/6200
    PHILLY X 84/6758                            ARCANE CIRCLE 13/7201
    DOODS III 84/6935                           COLLEGE RADIO 43/7199
    EX-PHILLIS 82/6684                          COLLEGE RADIO 51/6502
    APRIL 12 II 84/6777                         MILE HIGH CLUB 46/6505
    R-E-S-P-E-E 82/6930                         ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/5189
    STREET PIZZA 18/786                         ARCANE GREATS MI 99/6189
    WARRIORS 10 84/7132                         I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/6168
    ZOMBIE LAND 84/7049                         TERRAPIN STATION 10/2351
    DM:EPISODE 2 84/7084                        CSU COLLEGE RADIO 40/6438
    LINTAPALOOZA 98/6900                        THE MOTHERSHIP AH 60/6503
    SPRINGTIME IV 2/7185                        THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/6310
    TEMPE II III 84/6739                        THE MOTHERSHIP IV 82/6220
    DEAD LIKE ME 2 96/5526                      ARCAN MASH UPS '16 98/7202
    HALLOWEENIE II 84/6705                      THE MOTHERSHIP 014 41/7200
    HAPPY SPRING V 84/6881                      ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/6514
    MADE WITH MEAT 85/7044                      EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 47/7158
    TEAM CARNAGE 2 99/5583                    6 PAYBACK 96/7012      914  703  12 56.5
    TUM'S ALL STARS 84/7041                     TEAM TOONS 47/6968
    GOOD FLAVORS III 84/7058                    SORE LOSERS 21/3715
    ORLANDO BOUND II 84/6840                    PICTURE THIS 56/7028
    STREET PIZZAD IX 82/6834                    THE MILKSOPS 57/4213
    STREET PIZZAD XX 82/6691                    FEARLESS LOSERS 43/6232
    BLESS US, EVERYONE 82/6686                  BENTSWORDS BUNCH 66/2469
    THE ORLANDO MOB 17 84/6937                  CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/2065
    NAMED BY MARK XXIII 84/6814                 HOPELESS DREAMERS 51/6998
    TEMPE ON A PLANE 13 84/7172               7-NUTS! 63/6792       2447 1905  29 56.2
    DA ORLANDO MOB XXIII 84/6989                MUNCHIES 84/6482
    MAILIN MADNESS XXVII 47/7184                DECEIVERS 51/6753
  4 NO 11 62/7074       2576 1898  17 57.6      SURPRISE! 82/6931
    WHAT? 38/6683                               IT IS KNOWN 43/6867
    011312F 84/6485                             SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796
    011411L 84/6695                             BUMPER WISDOM 65/7151
    012112N 84/6848                             SECRET TRYSTS 84/6920
    051410A 84/6747                             BAD INTENTIONS 82/6349
    JAN 16O 85/7135                             PUB CRAWLERS 5 84/7046
    COOL GAMES 82/5822                          BLOODY MUMMERS! 97/6818

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    SAUNA TIME 82/6536                          MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732
    MISSION: EARTH! 17/6953                     CLUB CULTURE 60/4637
    PUB CRAWLERS 32 84/7137                     DRAGONS CLAW 38/6958
    THE BLOODGUARDS 33/7144                     ARCANE BLUNDER 5/6956
    FRUIT OF THE LOOM 60/5976                   INANIMATE TOFU 18/2769
    HIGHSCHOOL HEROES 84/7051                   ALTERNATE REALITY 65/6970
  8 DOGMA 85/6910       1431 1148  16 55.5   15 SCRABBLE 65/6326    1210 1138  10 51.5
    SALADS 82/5201                              TREXTRAS 56/6422
    BELOW PAR 82/6744                           OTTODROME 41 84/7040
    ORCCON THUGS 4/5021                         REDNECK JIHAD 35/7128
    THIRSTY THUGS 10/3299                       OTTOMAN EMPIRE 32/6526
    THIRSTY THUGS 20/6844                       NOTHING BUT DIP 82/6535
    BAD NEWS BEERS 84/6942                   16 SPACE ACTIO 72/3689  222  211   0 51.3
    WICKED MARTYRS 81/6615                      WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/6375
    99 OF 100 USERS 84/6993                  17 EMPIRE 10/2352       761  729   5 51.1
    BLOODMOON GUILD 75/3323                     IMPORTANT 12/7031
    FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 82/6392                   GOOD TIMES 84/6731
    THIRSTY THUGS 705 82/6932                   LES MENTORS 17/6876
    THIRSTY THUGS 0415 82/6783                  THE MENTORS 18/6578
    THIRSTY THUGS 0513 84/7126                  MENTOR BLISS 14/6626
    THIRSTY THUGS 1308 84/6787                  THE MENTORS GORE 22/6657
  9 DREAMTIME 60/5618    926  797   9 53.7   18 HOPEFULS 82/6681     214  206   1 51.0
    7TH SANCTUM 3/6944                          RESTRICTIONS 82/6616
    7TH SANCTUM 13/6357                         PUBLIC NUISANCES 62/6525
    7TH SANCTUM 20/6924                      19-FROM THE LE 81/7192   29   28   0 50.9
    BROKEN HALO 74/6859                      20 MOH 33/6574         4868 4745  31 50.6
    THE COMMODORES 81/6851                      MUSCLE MEN 21/6335
 10 WE GOT GAME 46/6552   70   61   0 53.4      MUSCLE MEN 3 16/6205
    YUPPIE HORDE 1/6872                         MEDAL OF HONOR 30/6572
    COURTS OF CHAOS 52/7160                     MEDAL OF HONOR 74/6355
    DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/6624                     MEDAL OF HONOR 82/5824
 11 SEA DOGS 1/5428     1495 1322  14 53.1      THE BAD BUNNIES 4/1722
    SEA DOGS 18/1460                            MEDAL OF HONOR 1 98/6899
    DELPHINUS 29/7110                           MEDAL OF HONOR 4 99/5990
    DUNGEON CELL 5/6563                         MEDAL OF HONOR 5 97/6073
    DUNGEON CELL 10/6771                        MEDAL OF HONOR 5 99/6713
    DUNGEON CELL 46/6815                        MEDAL OF HONOR 7 98/6513
    SHEWISH BUFFET 15/6371                      MEDAL OF HONOR 9 96/6412
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/7066                      MEDAL OF HONOR A1 2/6000
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/6183                      MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 6/6564
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/6144                      OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
 12 HE BE GBS 33/7156     91   81   1 52.9      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
    SECRET SQUIRRELS 32/6110                    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/7036
 13 OZ 69/6927          3412 3101  31 52.4      MEDAL OF HONOR 12 97/7099
    FANTASIA 1/4914                             MEDAL OF HONOR 23 97/7194
    ON A ROLL 82/6339                           MEDAL OF HONOR GN 26/6649
    DERANGED 21 97/6211                         MEDAL OF HONOR J3 63/5723
    DERANGED 24 99/6316                         MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 40/6534
    DERANGED 26 99/6714                         MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 78/6434
    SILENT KINGS 82/5672                        MEDAL OF HONOR 104 22/6481
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 84/6077
    HARD LIQUOR 3 82/6928                       MEDAL OF HONOR A10 82/6193
    ROOKIE CULT 7 82/6810                       MEDAL OF HONOR A11 56/6449
    ROOKIE PINK 1 82/6539                       MEDAL OF HONOR B11 60/6497
    WRECKING CREW 41/7089                       SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 70/7035
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   21 KNIGHTS OF  56/1481  158  155   3 50.5
    DEADLY HACKERS 82/6236                   22 FAST FOOD 47/6460    112  110   1 50.5
    ROOKIE PINK 13 82/6987                      BATTEL BLADES 9/6173
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 82/6745                      RANDOM BLADES 50/4450
    STONED ROOKIES 33 82/6583                23 SUPERHEROES 43/7204 1361 1375  14 49.7
    STONED ROOKIES 35 82/6986                   SUPERIOR FORCES 63/7034
    STONED ROOKIES 60 82/6811                   SUPE FORCES 0905 84/6839
 14 WAR ZONE 21/6827     544  507   7 51.8      SUPE FORCES 7A00 84/6841

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    GASTROPUB 32/6795                           SUPE FORCES BG7G3 98/7104
    SUPERIOR FORCES 60 60/6308                  FOOT OF PRIDE 35/6442
    SUPERIOR FORCES II 97/6819                  GOTTA SERVE 2 84/6943
    SUPERIOR FORCES 183 97/7196                 MADE YOU LOOK 19/7064
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 84/6351                MOTHER'S MILK 84/7059
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5702 82/6982                SIAMESE DREAM 84/7083
 24 MMM BEER 65/7203    1839 1865  11 49.6      STATIC SANITY 84/7148
    WOTB A62 82/7193                            THE GUESS WHO 84/7170
    MMMM BEER 13/6699                           TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/6803
    MMM BEER!! 13/6546                          A LOT TO LAUGH 84/6855
    U PAY I SLAY 62/6964                        BLACK AND BLUES 6/6227
    SERPENTS HOLD 26/6243                       HIP HOP HEROES 18/6409
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/5958                       BLOOD GANG 717F 98/7102
    SERPENTS' HOLD 1/6396                       GRAVEYARD SMASH 43/7117
    SERPENTS HOLD! 10/6096                      BLOOD GANGA 118F 96/7197
    SERPENTS' HOLD 10/6421                      GREAT LAKES WEBL 84/6498
    U PAY I SLAY 2 84/6561                      THE FUNKENSTEINS 74/7164
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/6515                      FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/6556
    ZOMBIE SQUAD XI 84/7124                  27 BLACK TIDE 12/3072   146  160   1 47.7
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 84/6687                    FACES OF DEATH 25/1092
    WAY OF THE BLADE 2 84/6926                  CELESTIAL WRATH 21/6724
 25-UNLIKELY HE 97/7195   54   57   1 48.6   28 DOOM BUNNIES 6/1578  162  186   0 46.6
 26 FIST 26/6894        2822 3097  17 47.7      AARDVARK & CO. 11/465
    MMMP 84/7006                             29-STREET WALKE 29/546   11   13   0 45.8
    QUEEN 9/6441                                STREET WALKERS 45/6860
    SAUCY 84/6444                            30 CHAPEL OF T 83/7205  308  431   0 41.7
    TRIBE 24/6320                            31 CASTAWAYS 65/5749    679 1111   3 37.9
    RUN DMC 1/6287                              SUDDENLY, THE VAN 83/6114
    VANITY 84/6856                           32 DOLI CAPAX 43/7080   112  188   0 37.3
    BIRDEMIC 84/6642                            HOUSE JHEREG 35/138
    EPIC RAP 43/6402                            SPROUT OF IT 9/6764
    HAIR DAY 84/6813                            ALMOST EXACTLY 29/349
    ILLMATIC 11/6682                            SUHT YOURSELF 84/7191
    PEARL JAM 4/6244                            CRACKED REAR VIEW 21/7014
    ARE YOU ? 22/6399                        33 CATS 82/5959        2509 4364  21 36.5
    BIG SHOTS 28/6965                           FOOD 81/6172
    BLUE NOTE 12/6204                           MEDS 43/4924
    CRITICALS 75/6106                           OHIO 52/5955
    I WANT YOU 3/6560                           BOXOROX 28/5951
    STANKONIA 84/7140                           BULLIES 84/6142
    AL BUMS IX 84/6749                          EMETICS 45/5033
    BOMB SQUAD 66/3779                          MEANIES 84/6256
    BOOK BINGE 84/7097                          HALFWITS 84/6147
    HERO BLUES 84/6864                          THE CITY 12/4918
    HOWLIN 3-D 61/7206                          STRIPPERS 82/5996
    HOWLIN MAD 47/7159                          BUMS 'R' US 60/4507
    SOME OLD B 84/7079                          PARTY GEEKS 74/4925
    STILLMATIC 36/6297                          SINGLE MALTS 31/5952
    THAT SMELL 65/7116                          JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683
    XCOM ALPHA 40/6829                          OLD BOYS CLUB 11/5892
    COUNTRY PIE 74/6458                         STRANGE TUNES 50/5954
    DELTA BLUES 30/4115                         TEENY BOPPERS 84/6164
    HOWLIN CASE 78/7092                         CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917
    LAZY SUNDAY 41/6524                      34 AVENGERS 31/2153     160  308   3 34.2
    SAY MY NAME 25/6165                         HUCKLE'S CATS 20/7024
    UNNAMEABLES 60/6153                         BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/5243
    CROOKED RAIN 84/7190                        LORDS OF CHAOS 20/2215
    ENTER THE WU 84/6484                     35 APOKOLIPS 75/6888     58  140   2 29.3
    LOITER SQUAD 84/6941                        SCORPIONS 11/6905
    MEN OF STEEL 56/4093                        DEAD LEGENDS 21/6866
    PAID IN FULL 84/6696                        EMPYREAN COUNCIL 25/6886
    PILL-BOX HAT 85/7087                     36 DEATH'S SHR 67/4378   16   39   0 29.1
    THE RUNAROUND 2/6437                        CLAN GHOST BEARS 61/5563

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    DRUNK DRAWING 84/6996                    37 LOST SENTIN 20/7188    0    4   0  0.0

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings!

Today, we saw 16 challenge fights out of a total of 213 fights.  Four gladiators died.  
As always, Shepherds avoided Sweordmasters.  I suspect it's just a habit by now.  
Sure, the Sweordmasters are tough, but there are many other guilds just as well worth 
avoiding.

The challenge fights:

GAD (18-9239) (123-85-1,293) of SHEPHERDS challenged SQUYER (25-4871) (71-186-0,183) 
of CHAUCERS WORDS.  GAD devastated SQUYER in an action packed 1 minute brutal 
mismatched Challenge fight.

NO BATHROOM (47-7764) (101-34-2,254) of BASH BROS PARK challenged TRAMP BACKSTOP (16-
6362) (31-30-1,182) of GLORIOUS TEAM #16.  NO BATHROOM handily defeated TRAMP BACKSTOP 
in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.  Of course, No Bathroom is our reigning Wall 
of Steel.

JOSH (18-9109) (72-87-0,250) of SHEPHERDS challenged COTTONBALL (4-6780) (50-56-3,187) 
of THE BAD BUNNIES.  JOSH devastated COTTONBALL in an exciting 2 minute bloody one-
sided Challenge fight.

FLAT TIRE (25-5557) (70-27-0,203) of BASH BROS CARS challenged SECURE DEFENS (75-490) 
(16-7-0,205) of CRITICALS.  FLAT TIRE devastated SECURE DEFENS in a 1 minute one-sided 
Challenge duel.

PAC-MAN (21-8191) (41-36-2,191) of DEAD LEGENDS challenged CHOPPED RABBIT (60-1362) 
(81-56-0,415) of UNNAMEABLES.  PAC-MAN was overpowered by CHOPPED RABBIT in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge brawl.  Chopped Rabbit is Talahya's highest ranked Parry-Lunge.

BLINKY (18-2683) (112-170-4,190) of SHEPHERDS challenged SNOWBALL V (74-4357) (46-49-
0,182) of HOMER'S PETS.  BLINKY was vanquished by SNOWBALL V in an action packed 3 
minute uneven Challenge duel.

TROLL (7-4624) (36-38-2,202) of BIG BAD challenged FLITCHAK (65-3365) (78-156-1,181) 
of CASTAWAYS.  TROLL won victory over FLITCHAK in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.

HOUND ARCHON (75-3617) (40-34-1,168) of APOKOLIPS challenged TEQUILA (28-5341) (56-45-
1,207) of BIG SHOTS.  HOUND ARCHON overpowered TEQUILA in a popular 1 minute uneven 
Challenge match.

FAKE SALE PRICE (72-7775) (44-6-1,138) of BB INFOMERCIAL challenged CHILI (85-8953) 
(11-17-1,110) of MADE WITH MEAT.  FAKE SALE PRICE was savagely defeated by CHILI in an 
exciting 3 minute Challenge match.

AWAY DEFEATER (85-12067) (19-13-2,111) of JAN 16O challenged NO CHASER (33-6490) (102-
160-0,120) of JOYS OF BOOZE.  AWAY DEFEATER handily defeated NO CHASER in a 1 minute 
one-sided Challenge contest.

REV LOGIC (17-7802) (24-21-0,104) of TMM EXPERIMENTS 73 challenged NELCH (84-19062) 
(59-122-3,150) of HALFWITS.  REV LOGIC demolished NELCH in a 2 minute bloody one-sided 
Challenge brawl.

JOY (1-7701) (44-36-0,133) of MIGHTY MORALS II challenged WALTER EHLERS (3-6675) (144-
150-2,169) of OUR HIGHEST HONOR.  JOY was handily defeated by WALTER EHLERS in a 1 
minute uneven Challenge fight.

BISMUTH BENDER (29-5692) (46-13-2,99) of BASH BROS TAXI challenged PANTERA (82-56042) 
(33-162-2,48) of CATS.  BISMUTH BENDER was overpowered by PANTERA in a 1 minute uneven 
Challenge struggle.

GARNET (3-7796) (16-9-2,59) of STEVEN UNIVERSE challenged BARRY (12-5663) (117-148-
0,73) of THE CITY.  GARNET viciously subdued BARRY in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bloody 
Challenge bout.  Barry was our most challenged fighter, by the way.

JIM (18-10474) (7-0-0,21) of SHEPHERDS challenged GEOPLASTIQUE (20-70) (21-16-1,49) of 
7TH SANCTUM.  JIM bested GEOPLASTIQUE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.

SWEET TOOTH (21-8347) (23-36-1,89) of DEAD LEGENDS challenged BABY BAB (21-8106) (29-
30-0,93) of CRACKED REAR VIEW.  SWEET TOOTH was overpowered by BABY BAB in a 1 minute 
one-sided Challenge match.

The Title fight:

( ) (43-3593) (86-21-1,459) of FEARLESS LOSERS fought ARNOLD LAYNE (82-52842) (32-19-
0,273) of ROOKIE PINK 1.  ( ) savagely defeated ARNOLD LAYNE in a crowd pleasing 3 
minute bloody Title fight.  So of course, ( ) is still our highest ranked Lunger and 
Tower Guardian.

The deaths:

SHIV (26-5006) (70-61-1,194) of SERPENTS HOLD fought KATAMARI DAMACY (82-38613) (37-4-
0,198) of COOL GAMES.  SHIV was narrowly killed by KATAMARI DAMACY in a 2 minute 
gruesome fight.  Damacy is still our top-rated Total Parry.

T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION (84-12163) (25-21-0,210) of SUPE FORCES 0905 fought SHEWISH GIANT 
(100-21) (0-0-0,181).  T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION was dispatched by SHEWISH GIANT in an 
action packed 3 minute fray.

COCKROACH (82-47295) (24-22-1,203) of THIRSTY THUGS 705 fought REPRESENT (11-7405) 
(29-14-0,190) of ILLMATIC.  COCKROACH was murdered by REPRESENT in a popular 1 minute 
gory one-sided struggle.

SEYMORE GUTTS (98-4243) (46-51-5,254) of U PAY/I SLAY 2 fought ROSS F. GRAY (78-2983) 
(64-43-1,202) of MEDAL OF HONOR Z2.  SEYMORE GUTTS was executed by ROSS F. GRAY in a 1 
minute one-sided conflict.

The remaining stylemasters:

EMERALD TWIST (82-37689) (71-63-1,305) of THE MOTHERSHIP IV fought COWBOYS (97-5301) 
(45-32-4,222) of DEAD MAN'S HAND.  EMERALD TWIST demolished COWBOYS in a popular 3 
minute gory uneven fight.  Mr. Twist is our best Striker.

DUSKBLOOD PUDDING (15-5150) (63-50-2,294) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought EDWARD O'HARE (2-
5461) (76-50-0,242) of MEDAL OF HONOR A1.  DUSKBLOOD PUDDING vanquished EDWARD O'HARE 
in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  The Pudding is our best-recognized Aimed Blow.

SLAP YOURSELF SILLY (21-4697) (123-74-0,299) of SORE LOSERS fought WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 
(38-4563) (68-101-0,188) of TEAM FLOYD.  SLAP YOURSELF SILLY savagely defeated WHAT'S 
A VOLKSIE? in a 5 minute battle.  Mr. Silly is our top-ranked Parry-Riposte.

ONUPHRE (31-3385) (96-89-3,250) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! fought INCREDIBLE SPEED (75-
476) (61-89-0,195) of CRITICALS.  ONUPHRE vanquished INCREDIBLE SPEED in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.  Onuphre is our arena's top Basher.

LEAPS INTO THE AIR (75-85) (83-78-2,236) of CRITICALS fought ABCESS (18-10356) (58-52-
1,188) of STREET PIZZA.  LEAPS INTO THE AIR vanquished ABCESS in a popular 1 minute 
bloody one-sided struggle.  Leaps is our best recognized Slasher.

JASON VOORHEES (97-4408) (64-48-6,222) of DERANGED 21 fought SIERRA (13-5616) (65-41-
1,204) of MMM BEER!!.  JASON VOORHEES overpowered SIERRA in a popular 3 minute gory 
one-sided match.  Mr. Voorhees is the top-ranked Parry-Strike.

Slap Happy is the overall popularity leader.  JACK PENDELTON (74-4291) (57-38-1,222) 
of MEDAL OF HONOR fought SLAP HAPPY (60-6031) (119-173-1,250) of BUMS 'R' US.  JACK 
PENDELTON was viciously subdued by SLAP HAPPY in an exciting 7 minute contest.  Mr. 
Happy's fights are always exciting or action packed, which is why he's so popular.

Voted this cycle's favorite is Expensive Kind.  Strange name, eh?  TECKLA KING (35-
786) (32-23-1,121) of HOUSE JHEREG fought EXPENSIVE KIND (85-696) (12-14-0,127) of 
PILL-BOX HAT.  TECKLA KING outwaited EXPENSIVE KIND in an exciting 10 minute brutal 
fight.

Debby Tonte reported that several someones here spell badly.  There are showers next 
to the locker rooms, just FYI.

That's all for this cycle.  See you in fourteen!

					  -- Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ( ) 43-3593                  87  21  1  474  FEARLESS LOSERS (6232)     VEASTIAN

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KULGAN 56-4268              103  63  3  456  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       82  56  0  427  UNNAMEABLES (6153)         ARADI
-HORTATOR 1-7791              66  48  4  376  SEA DOGS (5428)            MORDANT
 EMERALD TWIST 82-37689       72  63  1  325  THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6220)   DWES EG
 DUSKBLOOD PUDDING 15-5150    64  50  2  318  SHEWISH BUFFET (6371)      MALCORN
 DROKK 31-4014                82  55  2  315  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (6375) CHIMLEVTAL
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697 124  74  0  304  SORE LOSERS (3715)         SUNSET
 GAD 18-9239                 124  85  1  300  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
-SOFT 'N CHEWY 82-15624       38  30  0  287  STREET PIZZAD IX (6834)    DWES EG
 KATAMARI DAMACY 82-38613     38   4  1  284  COOL GAMES (5822)          DWES EG
 BETHANY 85-5089              36  15  0  281  DOGMA (6910)               JASPER GULCH
 POPE BOB 82-43134            44  36  0  273  BLESS US, EVERYONE (6686)  DWES EG
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031          120 173  1  268  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 ROSS F. GRAY 78-2983         65  43  2  264  MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 (6434)   LIN TIRIAN
-MGR HATES SL'ERS 43-4984     36  18  0  264  IT IS KNOWN (6867)         VEASTIAN
 NO BATHROOM 47-7764         102  34  2  263  BASH BROS PARK (6306)      NORTH FORK
 DIAL M FOR MEAT 84-34468     57  35  2  263  011411L (6695)             BLACKSTONE
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              97  89  3  260  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (6375) CHIMLEVTAL
 JOSH 18-9109                 73  87  0  260  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 ESTRADA 82-31507             48  35  0  260  EX-PHILLIS (6684)          DWES EG
 BOLPH 84-19060               64 118  1  258  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 RALPH NEPPEL 40-4330         54  41  0  257  MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (6534)   ZENSU
 HARV 82-35034                20   9  0  252  MY TCS (7037)              DWES EG
 CHINA ROOM 85-542            37  27  1  251  GREAT TEAM 3 (6951)        JASPER GULCH
 EDWARD ALLWORTH 63-2812      53  42  0  250  MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (5723)   AMEN-TEI
 PRADUS 99-3707               66  39  4  249  ARCANE GREATS MI (6189)    SOUTH RIDGE
 HELPER HAND 84-4344          33  16  2  249  DOODS III (6935)           BLACKSTONE
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     84  78  2  247  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 JASON VOORHEES 97-4408       65  48  6  247  DERANGED 21 (6211)         SHADOW GROVE
 TALON 46-3692                53  40  4  247  MILE HIGH CLUB (6505)      ARDIVENT
 DRY KEG 33-6679             100 193  1  242  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 GOLDEN ABERRATION 84-28577   37  20  2  242  012112N (6848)             BLACKSTONE
 THE TERMINATOR 96-5313       28  32  4  242  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 CHOOSE GOOSE 40-4592         53  23  2  241  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 FROZBOZ 82-14622             77  37  2  240  FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 (6392)   DWES EG
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       58  87  4  238  SHEWISH BUFFET (6183)      JURINE
 CHARLES MURRAY, JR 33-8090   51  46  0  237  MOH (6574)                 NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 BOXOFROX 2-3616              94  83  6  235  CREAM OF THE SLOP (2065)   NIANIA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947         85  71  0  235  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (6168)    KATI-TEI
 FLIGHT 82-46541              16   4  0  235  STONED ROOKIES 35 (6986)   DWES EG
 CYCLOTRON PAJAMAS 84-27697   75  45  2  234  011312F (6485)             BLACKSTONE
 THE CURE 38-4085             73  52  1  234  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 REPRESENT 11-7405            30  14  1  234  ILLMATIC (6682)            ARUAK CITY
 STEVEN 3-7694                16   6  1  234  STEVEN UNIVERSE (7093)     OSKSI
 MERCEDES 82-56033            96 100  0  232  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        55  62  2  232  THE RUNAROUND (6437)       NIANIA
 LIFE IS GOOD 84-36076        45  29  0  232  AL BUMS IX (6749)          BLACKSTONE
 JIMMY WIN 84-30898           61  54  3  230  BIRDEMIC (6642)            BLACKSTONE
 MR. GHERKIN'S MERKIN 38-4993 46  22  0  229  WHAT? (6683)               CLIFFHOME
 SHAPELESS PURIST 84-56034    37  29  0  229  HAPPY SPRING V (6881)      BLACKSTONE
 ROBERT NETT 82-48793         85  65  0  228  MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (6193)  DWES EG
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        65  55  1  224  FOOT OF PRIDE (6442)       MURSKA
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       262 167  4  223  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 PREDNIZONE 43-4298           95 165  2  223  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 HANNIBAL LECTER 99-3922      72  41  6  223  DERANGED 24 (6316)         SOUTH RIDGE
 CAPTAIN MAGMA 84-44594       33  31  0  223  NAMED BY MARK XXIII (6814) BLACKSTONE
 TREE TRUNKS 40-4601          46  34  1  222  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 ONE MIC 36-7580              98  30  1  221  STILLMATIC (6297)          JHANS
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            41  39  0  221  A LOT TO LAUGH (6855)      BLACKSTONE
 TOMBSTONE 40-4642            37  27  3  221  XCOM ALPHA (6829)          ZENSU
 PATRICK BATEMAN 99-4366      37  25  4  220  DERANGED 26 (6714)         SOUTH RIDGE
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          145 148  2  219  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FELAWESHIPE 25-4968         104 138  0  219  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 FLAT TIRE 25-5557            71  27  0  219  BASH BROS CARS (6202)      LYRATILAN
 URETHRA FRANKLIN 82-16581    25  17  1  219  R-E-S-P-E-E (6930)         DWES EG
 HALFTIME 43-4816             83  44  1  218  EPIC RAP (6402)            VEASTIAN
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            73  50  1  218  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (6310)   ZUWAYZA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          63  32  1  218  I WANT YOU (6560)          OSKSI
 BERLIN 21-8161               46  38  2  218  WAR ZONE (6827)            SUNSET
 RICOCHET RABBIT 6-1782       45  27  2  218  DOOM BUNNIES (1578)        TRANSEL
 WILD HORSES 82-46535         45  41  1  218  STONED ROOKIES 33 (6583)   DWES EG
 TWILO THUNDER 60-5225        54  39  1  217  THE MOTHERSHIP AH (6503)   ARADI
 TERRY SEYMOUR 74-4284        54  43  0  217  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 CLEVER 50-2192               89  61  2  216  RANDOM BLADES (4450)       SNOWBOUND
 DESMOND DOSS 6-6819          65  34  1  216  MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 (6564)   TRANSEL
 DAISY 14-4967                56  45  0  216  MENTOR BLISS (6626)        TOBIR
 DROXINE 56-4298              51  80  0  216  TREXTRAS (6422)            ROCANIS
 HOBBS 82-4649                40  36  1  216  RESTRICTIONS (6616)        DWES EG
 THUNDERBIRD 82-30981         38  24  0  216  THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (6783)  DWES EG
 FLUKE 66-2710               135  86  1  215  BENTSWORDS BUNCH (2469)    TARRGIR
 RAIN MAN 18-8344             63  36  1  215  THE MENTORS (6578)         TALCAMA
-GODSLAYER 82-53475           53  35  1  215  BAD INTENTIONS (6349)      DWES EG
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372             52  49  2  213  COUNTRY PIE (6458)         DAYLA KIV
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         83  89  1  211  COLLEGE RADIO (6502)       TRICORUS
 GZA 84-27225                 77  42  0  211  ENTER THE WU (6484)        BLACKSTONE
 SIMABU 72-4426               77  69  0  211  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           73  44  2  211  RUN DMC (6287)             MORDANT
 MEET DEATH 18-4854           37  27  0  211  INANIMATE TOFU (2769)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POLLY 57-3469                70  20  0  210  THE MILKSOPS (4213)        ANDOR
 HANAKO-SAN 25-5800           51  36  0  210  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN
 ARNOLD LAYNE 82-52842        32  20  0  210  ROOKIE PINK 1 (6539)       DWES EG
 THE CREATOR 84-32899         23  20  0  210  LOITER SQUAD (6941)        BLACKSTONE
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            85  70  0  209  BLACK AND BLUES (6227)     TRANSEL
 THONKORON 84-19064           64 118  0  209  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 ALIEN 22-7113                50  40  2  209  THE MENTORS GORE (6657)    SOLVEN
 MAXIMILLIAN 96-5272          31  29  4  209  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG 43-3604 30  31  1  209  FEARLESS LOSERS (6232)     VEASTIAN
 ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER 82-855  22  14  0  209  HARD LIQUOR 3 (6928)       DWES EG
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          66  46  1  208  LAZY SUNDAY (6524)         KATI-TEI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SKINNY PETE 32-5951          53  36  1  208  OTTOMAN EMPIRE (6526)      ARVAT
-SNACK FAIRY 84-24819         52  61  2  208  MUNCHIES (6482)            BLACKSTONE
 METRON 72-3686              108  72  0  207  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         67  63  0  207  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BANDIT 12-3231               57  39  1  207  BLACK TIDE (3072)          RIZTAB
 RICE & BEANS 47-8667         32  17  1  207  EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (7158) NORTH FORK
 ADDAI 10-5951                99  89  1  206  SERPENTS HOLD! (6096)      KOLACT
 GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS 16-5456     74  78  2  206  MUSCLE MEN 3 (6205)        WILLAF
 ROBERT OWENS 97-4199         63  90  3  206  MEDAL OF HONOR 5 (6073)    SHADOW GROVE
 KIERA 35-1646                52  47  1  206  HOUSE JHEREG (138)         MURSKA
 FOREVER PORCH 38-5173        37  40  2  206  TMM KNOCKOFFS (6803)       CLIFFHOME
 DAMION CORONA 82-24700       76  47  2  205  DEADLY HACKERS (6236)      DWES EG
 DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON 22-7050  50  59  1  205  MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (6481)  SOLVEN
 USURPER 46-4447              43  25  1  205  DUNGEON CELL (6815)        ARDIVENT
-SUNGLASSES 73-3223           24  79  1  205  FOUND IN THE SAND (5339)   ERINIKA
 BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823       71  50  5  204  GREAT LAKES WEBL (6498)    BLACKSTONE
 PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 10-6386   53  19  3  204  DUNGEON CELL (6771)        KOLACT
 GIBSON 81-2381               47  27  2  204  WICKED MARTYRS (6615)      SHADOWSPIRE
 TROLL 7-4624                 37  38  2  204  BIG BAD (4401)             BONSUR
 JACQUES LANTERN 84-25468     37  32  0  204  HALLOWEENIE II (6705)      BLACKSTONE
 TOSSED 82-13128              28  20  1  204  SALADS (5201)              DWES EG
 MEROBRYLLA 82-37956          16  12  0  204  SUPERIOR FORCES 5702 (6982)DWES EG
 MC SHAN 18-10307             74  52  0  203  HIP HOP HEROES (6409)      TALCAMA
-WEBBED RYME 84-33119         43  45  1  203  TEMPE II III (6739)        BLACKSTONE
 HOUND ARCHON 75-3617         41  34  1  203  APOKOLIPS (6888)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SMOKEHEAD 20-175             34  35  1  203  THIRSTY THUGS (6844)       SEAM
 ALMOND FISHER 99-2846        94  75  4  202  MEDAL OF HONOR 4 (5990)    SOUTH RIDGE
 GEORGE PETERSON 74-4297      93  33  0  202  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 SHAWNEE 82-56029             70 126  4  202  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    68 102  0  202  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 OOZING MY MIND 84-50273      52  45  1  202  U PAY I SLAY 2 (6561)      BLACKSTONE
 SONNY TERRY 30-3912          34  25  1  202  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 CLICK STUPID LINKS 84-42122  30  30  0  202  99 OF 100 USERS (6993)     BLACKSTONE
 CONCORDE 56-1914             28  14  1  202  KNIGHTS OF NI (1481)       ROCANIS
 JETHRO AL-HABIB 35-4639      18   1  0  202  REDNECK JIHAD (7128)       MURSKA
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          192 190  1  201  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 GREASESPOT 60-5964           94 178  0  201  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 SCALES 26-4934               80  63  0  201  SERPENTS HOLD (6243)       CALEAM
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           61  46  1  201  SHEWISH BUFFET (7066)      STORMCROWE
 ADDUCTOR MAGNUS 21-5922      61  69  0  201  MUSCLE MEN (6335)          SUNSET
 COLTRANE 12-7034             55  69  0  201  BLUE NOTE (6204)           RIZTAB
-TEST TUBE BABY 82-49949      47  32  1  201  STREET PIZZAD XX (6691)    DWES EG
-CRIKEY! 82-45396             30  23  0  201  SURPRISE! (6931)           DWES EG
 ROONEY 84-35472              25  38  0  201  THIRSTY THUGS 1308 (6787)  BLACKSTONE
 SECURE DEFENS 75-490         16   8  0  201  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SNAPPING TURTLE 4-6512       85  86  0  200  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 VANGUARD 4-5966              80  79  0  200  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM
 SHIV 26-5006                 70  62  1  200  SERPENTS HOLD (6243)       CALEAM
 BOA 1-8830                   49  89  1  200  SERPENTS' HOLD (6396)      MORDANT
 ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497     48  62  0  200  ALMOST EXACTLY (349)       LAPUR
 LEGACY 18-10584              48  31  0  200  THE MENTORS (6578)         TALCAMA
 HI-TOP FADE 84-30902         42  56  0  200  HAIR DAY (6813)            BLACKSTONE
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       144 108  0  199  CREAM OF THE SLOP (2065)   NIANIA
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567       113 120  0  199  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 LOUD DRUNK 74-3554           89 178  1  199  PARTY GEEKS (4925)         DAYLA KIV
 FRANKLIN E. SIGLER 56-4408   49  60  0  199  MEDAL OF HONOR A11 (6449)  ROCANIS
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           47  49  0  199  HOMER'S PETS (6200)        DAYLA KIV
 CAUSTIC MACAROON 84-15171    27  33  1  199  ORLANDO BOUND II (6840)    BLACKSTONE
 THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564      94 138  2  198  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 CHILI CHEESE 82-19622        67  39  0  198  NOTHING BUT DIP (6535)     DWES EG
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        62  42  3  198  TRIBE (6320)               ZORPUNT
 BERYL NEWMAN 30-4619         58  55  0  198  MEDAL OF HONOR (6572)      IAYE
 JACK PENDELTON 74-4291       57  39  1  198  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLINKY 25-3080               56  46  0  198  FACES OF DEATH (1092)      LYRATILAN
 CEREBUS HIMSELF 11-2428      54  57  0  198  AARDVARK & CO. (465)       ARUAK CITY
 TOSSED SALAD 81-1686         52 116  2  198  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 HERITAGE 17-7710             42  19  0  198  LES MENTORS (6876)         ALJAFIR
 RIGHT 84-40007               39  40  1  198  GOOD TIMES (6731)          BLACKSTONE
 EERIEST EXPECTATION 84-31990 33  28  0  198  APRIL 12 II (6777)         BLACKSTONE
 THE WHITE WHALE 84-47164     30  18  1  198  GOTTA SERVE 2 (6943)       BLACKSTONE
 HOMECOMING QUEEN 84-34481    17   6  0  198  DM:EPISODE 2 (7084)        BLACKSTONE
 GINI 66-3117                102 107  0  197  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 BERTHOLD 83-314              72 106  2  197  SUDDENLY, THE VAN (6114)   TELORINTHE
 LUNKPOOF 84-19085            59 123  1  197  TEENY BOPPERS (6164)       BLACKSTONE
 GALILEO 9-5706               57  70  5  197  QUEEN (6441)               ZUKAL
 ROGUE WAVE 18-10482          49  24  2  197  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
 MILES 12-7265                37  12  0  197  BLUE NOTE (6204)           RIZTAB
 SCIENCE 12-7177              28  25  2  197  IMPORTANT (7031)           RIZTAB
 CLICQUOT CHAMPAGNE 19-5570   26  12  0  197  MADE YOU LOOK (7064)       ZUWAYZA
 DARKBLADE 60-8827            15  11  0  197  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (6308)  ARADI
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243        46  52  5  196  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (6515)      SYVYN'S HILL
 ICE KING 40-4507             36  40  1  196  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339           35  69  5  196  ARCANE BEACH DAY (5189)    SYVYN'S HILL
 JAMES BAXTER 41-4772         33  37  1  196  ADVENTURE TIME 3 (6828)    KATI-TEI
 LAPHROAIG 31-4529            31  29  0  196  SINGLE MALTS (5952)        CHIMLEVTAL
 SIERRA 13-5616               65  42  1  195  MMM BEER!! (6546)          DULLENS
 SERPENTITO 36-7542           61  50  1  195  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
-TEENIE WHOPPER 17-7158       32  22  1  195  MISSION: EARTH! (6953)     ALJAFIR
 TRAMP BACKSTOP 16-6362       31  31  1  195  GLORIOUS TEAM #16 (6893)   WILLAF
-BUTTE PIRATE 84-10334        30  21  1  195  HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (7051)   BLACKSTONE
 STINK FACE 47-8688           22   7  2  195  HOWLIN MAD (7159)          NORTH FORK
 SAMI 82-56043                78 118  0  194  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 EDWARD O'HARE 2-5461         76  51  0  194  MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (6000)   NIANIA
 XYLOID 65-7141               59  75  2  194  SCRABBLE (6326)            DAL SHANG
 FROSTY 47-7332               44  39  0  194  FAST FOOD (6460)           NORTH FORK
 Q-TIP 24-5090                43  34  0  194  TRIBE (6320)               ZORPUNT
 STEAMING EARL 82-24992       36  27  0  194  SAUNA TIME (6536)          DWES EG
 BEEMO 85-9960                31  15  1  194  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6912)    JASPER GULCH
 HIGHER GROUND 84-26799       27   7  0  194  MOTHER'S MILK (7059)       BLACKSTONE
 FLATLINER 84-45870           26  23  0  194  BAD NEWS BEERS (6942)      BLACKSTONE
 ZELLNER 84-24796             20   5  0  194  SUPE FORCES 7A00 (6841)    BLACKSTONE
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720           71  47  0  193  QUEEN (6441)               ZUKAL
 DISSIDENT 4-6672             63  85  3  193  PEARL JAM (6244)           JHELUM
 COWBOYS 97-5301              45  33  4  193  DEAD MAN'S HAND (6624)     SHADOW GROVE
-MESSIAH 1-7607               39  25  7  193  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 WET SNUB 84-32054            39  55  0  193  PHILLY X (6758)            BLACKSTONE
-8TH ATTEMPT 82-11378         34  35  1  193  BELOW PAR (6744)           DWES EG
 QUINSY CONCH 85-568          31  22  0  193  GREAT TEAM 9 (6977)        JASPER GULCH
 CHERUB ROCK 84-29155         26   5  0  193  SIAMESE DREAM (7083)       BLACKSTONE
 PLYOMETRICS 84-31176         55  63  2  192  FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (6556)   BLACKSTONE
 MASTER PLAN 84-36463         47  41  0  192  PAID IN FULL (6696)        BLACKSTONE
 JMJ 1-9161                   44  49  1  192  RUN DMC (6287)             MORDANT
 TRUE PLAYER 84-36509         37  12  1  192  MMMP (7006)                BLACKSTONE
 AFTER 10 BEERS! 84-21651     34  16  2  192  ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE (6903) BLACKSTONE
 INCEST 38-5235               33  32  0  192  WHAT? (6683)               CLIFFHOME
 YODA 10-6690                 31  10  1  192  EMPIRE (2352)              KOLACT
 PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289     29  10  1  192  PICTURE THIS (7028)        ROCANIS
 ROBERT PAULSON 25-5788       53  41  0  191  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       52  66  4  191  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
-PICKLED NEWT 84-44178        29  11  1  191  PUB CRAWLERS 5 (7046)      BLACKSTONE
 GUILTY UNDERTAKER 3-7344     28  23  0  191  I WANT YOU (6560)          OSKSI
 PICAPEPPA 84-32086           68  49  0  190  SAUCY (6444)               BLACKSTONE
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       64  49  1  190  LAZY SUNDAY (6524)         KATI-TEI
 PAC-MAN 21-8191              41  37  2  190  DEAD LEGENDS (6866)        SUNSET
 BEUFORD ANDERSON 84-28184    41  31  1  190  MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (6077)  BLACKSTONE
 OBSESS 18-10652              25  28  0  190  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THE CRUSHER 18-8050          62  46  0  189  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 KATANA 31-6349               59  34  1  189  AVENGERS (2153)            CHIMLEVTAL
 KASPAROV 46-4450             48  32  2  189  WE GOT GAME (6552)         ARDIVENT
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737           48  30  1  189  SHEWISH BUFFET (7066)      STORMCROWE
 MUD KING 56-4659             37  10  4  189  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 THONG RENAISSANCE 84-14786   29  15  1  189  THE ORLANDO MOB 17 (6937)  BLACKSTONE
 COCKROACH 82-47295           24  23  1  189  THIRSTY THUGS 705 (6932)   DWES EG
 SKULLWUNNY 84-19084          63 119  2  188  TEENY BOPPERS (6164)       BLACKSTONE
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      61  90  0  188  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 DESOLATION 99-1527           47  48  5  188  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5583)      SOUTH RIDGE
 NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742        45  40  3  188  FACES OF DEATH (1092)      LYRATILAN
 ED WOOD 96-2449              43  62  5  188  DEAD LIKE ME 2 (5526)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 STEEL GARTEN 32-6150         42  42  1  188  GASTROPUB (6795)           ARVAT
 SHARP TIE 84-38182           41  45  0  188  VANITY (6856)              BLACKSTONE
 NO SMOKING 82-625            38  32  5  188  RESTRICTIONS (6616)        DWES EG
 VENOM 36-7529                37  33  0  188  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
 JENICOR 35-4593              37  30  0  188  HOUSE JHEREG (138)         MURSKA
 T TEBOW'S CONCUSSIO 84-12163 25  22  0  188  SUPE FORCES 0905 (6839)    BLACKSTONE
 LAST STRAW 84-24737          20  11  2  188  OTTODROME 41 (7040)        BLACKSTONE
 HELL WEEK 3-6695            119 174  1  187  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SQUYER 25-4871               71 187  0  187  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 VITO BERTOLDO 82-41532       67  59  2  187  MEDAL OF HONOR (5824)      DWES EG
-PINK STREAKER 51-5740        39  38  3  187  DECEIVERS (6753)           TRICORUS
 A MAN 35-4521                36  31  2  187  4-LETTER TUMS' (6980)      MURSKA
 CHANGING BUFFALO 82-18031    36  35  1  187  TRIBAL COUNCIL (6745)      DWES EG
 SEVERIN 84-20723             31  22  2  187  WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (6926)  BLACKSTONE
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            58  39  2  186  MENTOR BLISS (6626)        TOBIR
 THE SPOTLIGHT 60-6329        40  40  1  186  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 12-5775  100 149  2  185  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 HELP ON THE WAY 30-4717      40 125  2  185  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 MERLIN 52-4401               31  25  0  185  COURTS OF CHAOS (7160)     FRATSFA
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          77  75  2  184  SHEWISH BUFFET (6144)      LIN TIRIAN
 FENDER 22-7186               59  32  0  184  ARE YOU ? (6399)           SOLVEN
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            53  47  7  184  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (6514) SYVYN'S HILL
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442       45  68  0  184  LORDS OF CHAOS (2215)      SEAM
 LEWIS ALBANESE 40-4547       44  55  0  184  MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (6534)   ZENSU
 TOMAS 56-749                 81 139  6  183  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     77  49  0  183  SERPENTS' HOLD (6421)      KOLACT
 ABCESS 18-10356              58  53  1  183  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 CLOTMUCK 84-19067            57 125  0  183  MEANIES (6256)             BLACKSTONE
 NICK SEAFORT 21-7513         47  38  3  183  CELESTIAL WRATH (6724)     SUNSET
 THE QUESTION 10-5557         30  24  0  183  TERRAPIN STATION (2351)    KOLACT
-PYG 97-5962                  23  36  4  183  BLOODY MUMMERS! (6818)     SHADOW GROVE
 TENURED WHELP 84-15361       20  19  0  183  DA ORLANDO MOB XXIII (6989)BLACKSTONE
 MAJOR NELSON 51-3631         18  19  0  183  HOPELESS DREAMERS (6998)   TRICORUS
 REVOLUTION 82-40504          10   9  0  183  ROOKIE CULT 7 (6810)       DWES EG
 FLITCHAK 65-3365             78 157  1  182  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 ERNEST R. KOUMA 74-4416      49  62  2  182  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 RZA 84-38190                 48  34  1  182  ENTER THE WU (6484)        BLACKSTONE
 SUBATOMIC PASTE 84-27527     18  35  0  182  2012 XIV (6842)            BLACKSTONE
 MURDEROUS THRUST 75-3562     61  27  7  181  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           120 174  1  180  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 THE TICK 12-5659            107 148  0  180  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
-ARUGULA 3-7180               62  56  3  180  VEGGIES (5063)             OSKSI
 COTTONBALL 4-6780            50  57  3  180  THE BAD BUNNIES (1722)     JHELUM
 HOPTICAL ILLUSION 13-5655    50  37  1  180  MMMM BEER (6699)           DULLENS
 FRANK BURKE 96-4474          46  66  3  180  MEDAL OF HONOR 9 (6412)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 GALENA 28-3505               29  26  0  180  BOXOROX (5951)             MORYA
-OLD MAN (SCENE 24) 56-2375   29  27  0  180  KNIGHTS OF NI (1481)       ROCANIS
 FLOPSY 4-6791                40  56  3  179  THE BAD BUNNIES (1722)     JHELUM
 MIKE COLALILLO 98-2381       38  59  6  179  MEDAL OF HONOR 7 (6513)    SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LINT 84-29649                23  11  1  179  TUM'S ALL STARS (7041)     BLACKSTONE
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471   40  40  0  178  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (6438)   ZENSU
-PINKY SWEAR 84-10329         32  23  1  178  SECRET TRYSTS (6920)       BLACKSTONE
-FRAIL WALL 84-2086           16   6  1  178  WARRIORS 10 (7132)         BLACKSTONE
 SSSKAH 65-7059               76 125  1  177  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 BARON BLOOD 25-1396          61  51  4  177  FACES OF DEATH (1092)      LYRATILAN
 CLARENCE B. CRAFT 60-8985    47  62  1  177  MEDAL OF HONOR B11 (6497)  ARADI
 KATANA 9-5570                47  34  1  177  BATTEL BLADES (6173)       ZUKAL
 CANDY MAN 6-7005             42  41  1  177  BLACK AND BLUES (6227)     TRANSEL
 SOLO 40-4614                 38  32  0  177  XCOM ALPHA (6829)          ZENSU
 BLINKY 18-2683              112 171  4  176  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 TEQUILA 28-5341              56  46  1  176  BIG SHOTS (6965)           MORYA
 ACCURSED COMMUNION 82-1042   65  65  1  175  SILENT KINGS (5672)        DWES EG
 KI 31-165                    49  96  2  175  AVENGERS (2153)            CHIMLEVTAL
-VIRUS 72-6547                38  12  2  175  BASH BROS MICROSOFT (6466) DRAGONHEAD
 CUDA 74-4049                 34  26  1  175  BROKEN HALO (6859)         DAYLA KIV
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675        145 150  2  174  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 BENNIE ADKINS 3-7389         52  60  2  174  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SHAM JOKER 3-7700            30  33  0  174  7TH SANCTUM (6944)         OSKSI
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      70  96  0  173  BLUE NOTE (6204)           RIZTAB
 CHERRY 82-56032              64 132  0  173  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536           39  28  1  173  DUNGEON CELL (6563)        KALTOS
 NADA NADS 62-4930            25  16  0  172  NO 11 (7074)               VALAMANTIS
 THE GREAT PUMPKIN 82-4576    24  24  1  170  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (7036)   DWES EG
 NECROTICA 82-4393            42  40  2  169  HOPEFULS (6681)            DWES EG
 THE CHAMPION 9-5794          28  24  0  169  QUEEN (6441)               ZUKAL
 CHARLIE SPLEEN 62-4845       26  27  0  168  U PAY I SLAY (6964)        VALAMANTIS
 BRUSSEL SPROUTS 81-1688      74  94  3  166  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738       46  59  0  165  TEAM TOONS (6968)          NORTH FORK
 NUCKY 10-6433                36  36  0  164  EMPIRE (2352)              KOLACT
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          62  72  2  160  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 TOO SUAVE 18-9338            28  33  2  160  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 ORTEGA SAUCE 84-4327         17  10  0  160  GOOD FLAVORS III (7058)    BLACKSTONE
 LOVE IN VAIN 82-46668        10   8  0  160  STONED ROOKIES 60 (6811)   DWES EG
 WOR 82-1001                  55  72  0  158  ON A ROLL (6339)           DWES EG
 LEAST SHREW 70-6374          15   1  0  158  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (7035) SENTERN
 SPICY TRICEP 84-13301        43  21  0  157  051410A (6747)             BLACKSTONE
-PATSI 56-2984                37  26  0  157  KNIGHTS OF NI (1481)       ROCANIS
 THE MONSTER MASH 43-5073     16   4  0  157  GRAVEYARD SMASH (7117)     VEASTIAN
 BILL MURRAY 84-36772         21  12  0  156  ZOMBIE LAND (7049)         BLACKSTONE
 UNUSUAL NUDITY 84-40818      13   6  0  156  100613O (7173)             BLACKSTONE
 SHARDAVAN 84-41771           20   6  0  155  ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7124)     BLACKSTONE
 JOSE VALDEZ 99-2858          28  40  5  154  MEDAL OF HONOR 5 (6713)    SOUTH RIDGE
 XXX 84-43214                 14   5  0  152  BAD NEWS (7175)            BLACKSTONE
 CHILI 85-8953                12  17  1  151  MADE WITH MEAT (7044)      JASPER GULCH

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FATHER CAT 35-3875           42  38  3  150  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (5243)      MURSKA
 LOGAN 82-56039               67 129  1  148  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 THESE EYES 84-25051          14   7  0  148  THE GUESS WHO (7170)       BLACKSTONE
-BOONE 10-3812                56  82  0  147  THIRSTY THUGS (3299)       KOLACT
 RUN LIKE HELL 82-52904       16   9  0  146  ROOKIE PINK 13 (6987)      DWES EG
-DIRTY SANCHEZ 29-4802        29  22  0  145  STREET WALKERS (546)       LAPUR
 LOVE PINK 1-9204             35  39  0  144  YUPPIE HORDE (6872)        MORDANT
 VORPAL BUNNY 6-1562          33  44  4  144  DOOM BUNNIES (1578)        TRANSEL
-SERVED 72-6540               48  19  2  143  BASH BROS LAWYER (6426)    DRAGONHEAD
 TOM SMITH DISEASE 50-3400    25  23  0  142  STRANGE TUNES (5954)       SNOWBOUND
-MACADAMIA 63-3215            24  14  2  142  NUTS! (6792)               AMEN-TEI
 SCREAMING END 84-32894       33  40  4  141  HERO BLUES (6864)          BLACKSTONE
 TWITPIN 84-19066             60 122  1  140  MEANIES (6256)             BLACKSTONE
 MUSTAFA JENKINS 35-4623      23  14  1  140  REDNECK JIHAD (7128)       MURSKA
 SILVERTHORN 60-8840          18   7  0  140  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (6308)  ARADI
 '''5'''' 96-5960             21  16  4  139  PAYBACK (7012)             OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REV LOGIC 17-7802            25  21  0  138  TMM EXPERIMENTS 73 (7050)  ALJAFIR
 MICKEY SLIM 81-2144          42  35  0  137  WICKED MARTYRS (6615)      SHADOWSPIRE
 HIGH-END BUN 65-7554         26  20  1  135  TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (7047)  DAL SHANG
 STREET RACER 62-4751         25  17  0  134  PUBLIC NUISANCES (6525)    VALAMANTIS
 JOY 1-7701                   44  37  0  132  MIGHTY MORALS II (5889)    MORDANT
 BLK BEAST OF AAAAG 56-1251   40  34  1  132  KNIGHTS OF NI (1481)       ROCANIS
 TECKLA KING 35-786           33  23  1  132  HOUSE JHEREG (138)         MURSKA
 GAMMA DELPHINI 29-6059       19   9  0  127  DELPHINUS (7110)           LAPUR
 AWAY DEFEATER 85-12067       20  13  2  126  JAN 16O (7135)             JASPER GULCH
 BESTARIUS 11-8024            33  31  2  125  SCORPIONS (6905)           ARUAK CITY
 DEE DAA 46-4478              27  13  0  125  YOU DON'T SAY! (6580)      ARDIVENT
 HAPPY-GO-LINTY 98-5440       18  32  4  125  LINTAPALOOZA (6900)        SYVYN'S HILL
 EXPENSIVE KIND 85-696        12  15  0  125  PILL-BOX HAT (7087)        JASPER GULCH
 EFFICIENT ASSESSMEN 84-43800 25  17  0  122  STATIC SANITY (7148)       BLACKSTONE
 DOMINO 25-5865               29  39  1  121  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (6886)    LYRATILAN
 FAKE SALE PRICE 72-7775      44   7  1  120  BB INFOMERCIAL (6955)      DRAGONHEAD
 ACCUSED FAUN 2-6176          24   6  2  120  SPRINGTIME IV (7185)       NIANIA
 OBAN 31-4530                 22  37  1  120  SINGLE MALTS (5952)        CHIMLEVTAL
 NELCH 84-19062               59 123  3  119  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
-FORGED IN L.A. 18-7433       38  33  1  116  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 TINGO 1-9057                 17   8  0  116  SERPENTS' HOLD (6396)      MORDANT
 CARDIO 84-18131              15   5  0  115  ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 (6687)    BLACKSTONE
-HONOR 1-7698                 31  20  1  114  MIGHTY MORALS II (5889)    MORDANT
-HERUGRIM 1-9400              20   8  2  110  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
-MISS CONDUCT 29-3709         20   3  1  109  STREET WALKERS (546)       LAPUR
 ZBIGNIEW 97-6115             21  26  4  108  SUPERIOR FORCES II (6819)  SHADOW GROVE
 NO CHASER 33-6490           102 161  0  107  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FISH TACO 81-1687            60 108  2  107  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
-NOCTURNAL RITES 83-127       30  16  0  106  CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (7205)TELORINTHE
 OF ICE AND GIN 84-38035      28  23  1  105  BOOK BINGE (7097)          BLACKSTONE
 KOOPA TROOPA 21-8430         23  26  4  104  DEAD LEGENDS (6866)        SUNSET
 BABY BAB 21-8106             30  30  0  103  CRACKED REAR VIEW (7014)   SUNSET
 STORM FIRE 84-19028          16  11  2  103  SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (6351)BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PANTERA 82-56042             34 162  2  100  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 WIND GIGGLE 3-7697           29  30  1  100  7TH SANCTUM (6944)         OSKSI
 TONY TWILO 5-4525            25  23  0  100  ARCANE BLUNDER (6956)      KALTOS
 BACKBEREND 43-5087           20  14  3  100  DOLI CAPAX (7080)          VEASTIAN
-CALLOUS COURTNEY 45-4622     18   5  2  100  STREET WALKERS (6860)      STORMCROWE
 KAYCRON 63-2900              14   6  0  100  SUPERIOR FORCES (7034)     AMEN-TEI
-SNOWFOOT 15-5224             19  41  0   98  GREENWARDENS (3775)        MALCORN
 SHAMINO 81-2285              29  32  0   96  THE COMMODORES (6851)      SHADOWSPIRE
 WILD FLOWER 60-8443          29  28  1   95  DREAMTIME (5618)           ARADI
 IMA PASS 26-5109             26  16  0   95  FIST (6894)                CALEAM
 KRS-ONE 18-10723             22  21  1   95  HIP HOP HEROES (6409)      TALCAMA
-BANNOR 33-8751               19   8  3   93  THE BLOODGUARDS (7144)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOPONIOUS UNION 32-6481      24  25  1   90  GASTROPUB (6795)           ARVAT
-JOSIE WALES 45-4620          22   1  2   90  STREET WALKERS (6860)      STORMCROWE
 OPUS X 11-5276               19  17  1   90  OLD BOYS CLUB (5892)       ARUAK CITY
 DINO ORTALANI 69-9537        12   4  0   90  OZ (6927)                  CIMMERIAC
 DIPSO DOODLE 84-30949        26  27  0   89  DRUNK DRAWING (6996)       BLACKSTONE
-HURL LI 65-7572              24  17  0   89  SAND DANCERS (2570)        DAL SHANG
 GRIZZLY BARE 33-8825         22   7  2   89  HE BE GBS (7156)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-ACORN 63-3097                33  41  0   88  NUTS! (6792)               AMEN-TEI
 THE BLUE PILL 65-7201        31  26  1   87  ALTERNATE REALITY (6970)   DAL SHANG
 CRUSHING AXE 40-4694         31  25  1   85  XCOM ALPHA (6829)          ZENSU
 SUCCUBUS 67-2401             25  31  0   85  DEATH'S SHROUD (4378)      BARIKALA
-ARDIA LI 74-4600             23  16  0   85  SAND DANCERS (2198)        DAYLA KIV
-LAST WISH 84-53933           18   6  3   84  PUB CRAWLERS 32 (7137)     BLACKSTONE
 LIONADO 98-5605              10  15  5   81  DEADLY HYBRIDS F5 (7103)   SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SWEET TOOTH 21-8347          23  37  1   80  DEAD LEGENDS (6866)        SUNSET
 AFRICAN SWALLOW 56-3075      21  11  1   80  KNIGHTS OF NI (1481)       ROCANIS
 PENICILLEN 43-4299          121 139  1   79  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 ABLE BAKER CHARLIE 20-133    25  42  2   79  HUCKLE'S CATS (7024)       SEAM
 HAMMERJACK 41-4285           19  13  0   79  WRECKING CREW (7089)       KATI-TEI
 DIGITAL POP 47-8864          14   2  0   77  MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (7184)NORTH FORK
 WILSON D. WATSON 26-5021     40  27  0   76  MEDAL OF HONOR GN (6649)   CALEAM
 GAFFEL KOLSCH 32-6560        22  19  1   74  GASTROPUB (6795)           ARVAT
 GARNET 3-7796                17   9  2   74  STEVEN UNIVERSE (7093)     OSKSI
 CAMPY DIGIT 38-5252          16   6  1   74  TMM KNOCKOFFS (6803)       CLIFFHOME
 S.N.A.F.U. 32-6523           16   8  1   74  SECRET SQUIRRELS (6110)    ARVAT
 VESSEL 98-5481               11  14  4   74  BLOOD GANG 717F (7102)     SYVYN'S HILL
-CRAQUELURE 20-486            21   9  1   73  PIXELBENDERS (7121)        SEAM
 TOOTH FOOT 13-5575           18  24  0   73  7TH SANCTUM (6357)         DULLENS
 HORRID 81-2659               24  15  0   72  WICKED MARTYRS (6615)      SHADOWSPIRE
 BATHROOM OCCUPIED 84-27381    9   5  1   72  TEMPE ON A PLANE 13 (7172) BLACKSTONE
 GEORGE WAHLEN 97-4893        14  12  8   71  MEDAL OF HONOR 12 (7099)   SHADOW GROVE
-GENTILE KILLER 33-8837       20   7  2   69  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 LYON BEAR 81-2412            24  35  1   68  THE COMMODORES (6851)      SHADOWSPIRE
 BIG SAL 74-4494              19   5  0   68  THE FUNKENSTEINS (7164)    DAYLA KIV
 BUFFALOCALYPSE 96-6114        8   3  5   68  DEADLY HYBRIDS F4 (7198)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     42  25  0   67  XCOM ALPHA (6829)          ZENSU
 AEROBIC VIOLENCE 29-6083     22   9  0   67  ALMOST EXACTLY (349)       LAPUR
 EGG RAID 84-49227            18  19  0   67  SOME OLD B (7079)          BLACKSTONE
 HARRY HYENA 20-137           32  35  0   65  HUCKLE'S CATS (7024)       SEAM
 SEPHERA 38-5206              16  10  0   65  DRAGONS CLAW (6958)        CLIFFHOME
 GERMAN PILSENER 32-6428      31  23  1   64  GASTROPUB (6795)           ARVAT
-PLUM 60-8094                 24  23  2   64  FRUIT OF THE LOOM (5976)   ARADI
 BARRY 12-5663               117 149  0   63  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 BISMUTH BENDER 29-5692       46  14  2   63  BASH BROS TAXI (6571)      LAPUR
-MEATLUG 25-5925              19   4  1   62  BERK (7065)                LYRATILAN
 BANANAS GORILLA 20-366       30  26  0   61  HUCKLE'S CATS (7024)       SEAM
 SYLVESTER ANTOLAK 97-6870    10   2  6   60  MEDAL OF HONOR 23 (7194)   SHADOW GROVE
-UNCLE FRANK 74-4490          17   6  1   58  THE FUNKENSTEINS (7164)    DAYLA KIV
 GASOLINE DREAMS 84-45458     23  21  2   57  STANKONIA (7140)           BLACKSTONE
 DONALD TRUMP 21-8735         18  13  3   57  WAR ZONE (6827)            SUNSET
 POKEY, MON! 29-6158          18  14  0   57  ALMOST EXACTLY (349)       LAPUR
 DEE AY 75-1699               36  66  3   56  BLOODMOON GUILD (3323)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 JET-BOOT JACK 81-2741        25  11  0   56  THE COMMODORES (6851)      SHADOWSPIRE
 MAJ SNAFU 32-6516            19  18  1   56  SECRET SQUIRRELS (6110)    ARVAT
 RAINDROPS 78-3211            22  23  0   54  HOWLIN CASE (7092)         LIN TIRIAN
 MOSAL 21-8713                18  15  1   53  WAR ZONE (6827)            SUNSET
 SMAUG 38-5210                15  11  1   53  DRAGONS CLAW (6958)        CLIFFHOME
 ONION RINGS 81-1684          29 139  0   52  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 BEXLEY 52-3486               16   4  2   51  OHIO (5955)                FRATSFA
-END OF TIME 22-7377          14   6  3   51  ARE YOU ? (6399)           SOLVEN
-TORNADO KIT 9-5917           13  12  0   51  ACME (7023)                ZUKAL
 MERCILESS 20-433             24  23  1   50  LOST SENTINELS (7188)      SEAM
 THE WITCH 56-3197            16  11  0   50  KNIGHTS OF NI (1481)       ROCANIS
 STAR 60-8427                 29  23  0   49  DREAMTIME (5618)           ARADI
 ROT 65-7407                  18  10  0   49  THAT SMELL (7116)          DAL SHANG
-NAMASTE Y'ALL 65-7587        18   9  0   49  BUMPER WISDOM (7151)       DAL SHANG
-HOLY DIVER 51-6004           15   3  1   49  VENTURE BROS. (6108)       TRICORUS
 JO ANN SUE 84-48148          16  63  0   47  THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (7126)  BLACKSTONE
 LARA CROFT 21-8363           24  33  0   45  DEAD LEGENDS (6866)        SUNSET
 JIM 18-10474                  8   0  0   44  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 FAIRUZA 61-3426              26  24  0   43  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
 BALLWIPE 84-19086            66 116  0   42  BULLIES (6142)             BLACKSTONE
 SMOKEY 98-5842               12   8  3   42  SUPE FORCES BG7G3 (7104)   SYVYN'S HILL
 CUT YOUR HAIR 84-29109       22  19  0   37  CROOKED RAIN (7190)        BLACKSTONE
 GEOPLASTIQUE 20-70           21  17  1   32  7TH SANCTUM (6924)         SEAM
-TAIPEI 96-6065                9   1  3   31  BLOOD GANGA 118F (7197)    OLD VALAMANTIS
-GATO 97-6941                  8   2  4   30  SUPERIOR FORCES 183 (7196) SHADOW GROVE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BATH 96-6062                  8   2  3   29  BLOOD GANGA 118F (7197)    OLD VALAMANTIS
-KILIMANJARO 10-366            8   1  0   25  VIKINGS (134)              KOLACT
 TRUMAN OLSON 98-5377          8  18  4   22  MEDAL OF HONOR 1 (6899)    SYVYN'S HILL
 MAYOR MEANSWELL 9-5874       19  11  0   15  SPROUT OF IT (6764)        ZUKAL
 LEGIT 61-4002                15   5  0   14  HOWLIN 3-D (7206)          JURINE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
SHIV 26-5006              70  62  1 SERPENTS HOLD 6243     KATAMARI DAMACY 82-38613  819
T TEBOW'S CONCUS 84-12163 25  22  0 SUPE FORCES 0905 6839  SHEWISH GIANT             819
COCKROACH 82-47295        24  23  1 THIRSTY THUGS 705 6932 REPRESENT 11-7405         819
SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243     46  52  5 U PAY/I SLAY 2 6515    ROSS F. GRAY 78-2983      819

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Ernie Birdslayer -- Well fought.  I'm still sore. -- Flitchak

Cyclotron Pajamas -- *snort* -- Berthold

Bandit -- Argh.  Well struck, indeed. -- Ssskah

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GAD devastated SQUYER in a action packed 1 minute brutal mismatched Challenge fight.
NO BATHROOM handily defeated TRAMP BACKSTOP in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.
JOSH devastated COTTONBALL in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
FLAT TIRE devastated SECURE DEFENS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PAC-MAN was overpowered by CHOPPED RABBIT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BLINKY was vanquished by SNOWBALL V in a action packed 3 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TROLL won victory over FLITCHAK in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
HOUND ARCHON overpowered TEQUILA in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
FAKE SALE PRICE was savagely defeated by CHILI in a exciting 3 minute Challenge match.
AWAY DEFEATER handily defeated NO CHASER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
REV LOGIC demolished NELCH in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge brawl.
JOY was handily defeated by WALTER EHLERS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BISMUTH BENDER was overpowered by PANTERA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
GARNET viciously subdued BARRY in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bloody Challenge bout.
JIM bested GEOPLASTIQUE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SWEET TOOTH was overpowered by BABY BAB in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
( ) savagely defeated ARNOLD LAYNE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody Title fight.
STEVEN bested KATANA in a popular 1 minute gruesome bout.
CHINA ROOM narrowly defeated COLTRANE in a action packed 6 minute gruesome bout.
SHAPELESS PURIST overcame FROSTY in a popular 2 minute contest.
BETHANY demolished STINK FACE in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
FLATLINER was defeated by JETHRO AL-HABIB in a popular 5 minute duel.
TRUE PLAYER was overpowered by TREE TRUNKS in a 2 minute uneven match.
DISSIDENT was overpowered by TERRY SEYMOUR in a 2 minute uneven duel.
LIFE IS GOOD overpowered HELL WEEK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
HOMECOMING QUEEN was viciously subdued by MAUL ON WHEELS in a popular 5 minute bout.
DIAL M FOR MEAT viciously subdued GINI in a popular 3 minute brutal fray.
PICAPEPPA was demolished by URETHRA FRANKLIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
JIMMY WIN savagely defeated SLINKY in a action packed 6 minute brutal bout.
CHERUB ROCK was devastated by RALPH NEPPEL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GOLDEN ABERRATION subdued SONNY TERRY in a exciting 4 minute struggle.
CYCLOTRON PAJAMAS viciously subdued MC SHAN in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
BOLPH handily defeated STEEL GARTEN in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
BEEMO was beaten by HOGSHEAD in a 2 minute duel.
HELPER HAND overpowered TOMAS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided competition.
MERCEDES overpowered LATE AFTERNOON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROBERT NETT vanquished SHARP TIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FLIGHT vanquished RED SPECIAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
POPE BOB overpowered GUILTY UNDERTAKER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
VITO BERTOLDO was viciously subdued by MEROBRYLLA in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
EMERALD TWIST demolished COWBOYS in a popular 3 minute gory uneven fight.
HARV handily defeated REVOLUTION in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
ESTRADA narrowly defeated LAST STRAW in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
DAMION CORONA was subdued by PRADUS in a popular 3 minute battle.
FROZBOZ overpowered ERNIE BIRDSLAYER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TOSSED was overcome by GEORGE PETERSON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
CRAZED GOBLIN subdued THE CREATOR in a 2 minute battle.
GIBSON slimly lost to FLUKE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight.
ED WOOD was demolished by MANNY LEHMAN in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched contest.
LEAPS INTO THE AIR vanquished ABCESS in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
JACK PENDELTON was viciously subdued by SLAP HAPPY in a exciting 7 minute contest.
LOUD DRUNK was defeated by DAISY in a exciting 1 minute duel.
THE TERMINATOR viciously subdued CHANGING BUFFALO in a crowd pleasing 8 minute battle.
EDWARD ALLWORTH devastated FENDER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SCIENCE was devastated by DROKK in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
STORMCROWE PIE overpowered THE QUESTION in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
KULGAN vanquished SCALES in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
DUSKBLOOD PUDDING vanquished EDWARD O'HARE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS was savagely defeated by HANNIBAL LECTER in a 6 minute duel.
JASON VOORHEES overpowered SIERRA in a popular 3 minute gory one-sided match.
HERITAGE was narrowly defeated by DRY KEG in a action packed 3 minute brawl.
BOXOFROX slimly won victory over HIGHER GROUND in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
TALON demolished MUD KING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
BINGE N PURGE was narrowly defeated by WILD HORSES in a popular 6 minute fight.
THE SMELL OF IT was viciously subdued by DEADLY FORCE in a 4 minute match.
HALFTIME subdued RIGHT in a 2 minute gory duel.
SEYMORE GUTTS was executed by ROSS F. GRAY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DESOLATION was viciously subdued by ROONEY in a exciting 3 minute brutal duel.
LEGACY was viciously subdued by TWILO THUNDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
JACK DANIELS demolished ERNEST R. KOUMA in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven fight.
CHOOSE GOOSE viciously subdued SERPENTITO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory match.
GRAVITRON subdued JMJ in a 2 minute bout.
INCEST was vanquished by BERLIN in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
MR. GHERKIN'S MERKIN beat JACQUES LANTERN in a popular 4 minute duel.
THE CURE overcame GALILEO in a 2 minute battle.
VENOM was devastated by DOUBLE TRUE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
LORD'S PRAYER overpowered SKULLWUNNY in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
CHARLES MURRAY, JR handily defeated KASPAROV in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY savagely defeated WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 5 minute battle.
NICK SEAFORT was devastated by WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG in a 2 minute bloody uneven bout.
ONUPHRE vanquished INCREDIBLE SPEED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
PATRICK BATEMAN savagely defeated LUNKPOOF in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody fight.
VIBRANT THING was savagely defeated by RAIN MAN in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
FELAWESHIPE viciously subdued JAMES BAXTER in a action packed 4 minute bloody melee.
NITROGLYCERIN was demolished by SIMABU in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION was dispatched by SHEWISH GIANT in a action packed 3 minute fray.
Q-TIP was viciously subdued by ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER in a 3 minute competition.
ALIEN viciously subdued STEAMING EARL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout.
BARON BLOOD was viciously subdued by XYLOID in a popular 6 minute gory fight.
DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON beat SAMI in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal bout.
ROBERT PAULSON was handily defeated by RICOCHET RABBIT in a 1 minute competition.
HANAKO-SAN handily defeated CHAINSAW VIGILANTE in a 1 minute uneven match.
SHIV was narrowly killed by KATAMARI DAMACY in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
THE NOTHING demolished SOLO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
THONG RENAISSANCE viciously subdued FRANK BURKE in a action packed 6 minute duel.
BERTHOLD viciously subdued HELP ON THE WAY in a exciting 5 minute brutal fight.
BERYL NEWMAN won victory over NADA NADS in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
CAUSTIC MACAROON lost to HOBBS in a action packed 3 minute bloody contest.
RUN'S HOUSE overpowered MIKE COLALILLO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched match.
ADDUCTOR MAGNUS was viciously subdued by BANDIT in a action packed 5 minute match.
LAPHROAIG was devastated by GZA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
BOA overpowered FLOPSY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
SKINNY PETE vanquished A MAN in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
TENURED WHELP slimly lost to MASTER PLAN in a action packed 5 minute gruesome battle.
ALMOND FISHER subdued CHERRY in a 2 minute match.
MR. CHUCK was overpowered by THONKORON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BLACKBERRY was savagely defeated by ROBERT OWENS in a exciting 5 minute brutal fight.
MR. POTATO HEAD was bested by CEREBUS HIMSELF in a exciting 5 minute brutal battle.
LEMON DROP handily defeated SEVERIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided melee.
GOPHER BAROQUE luckily beat THE GREAT PUMPKIN in a action packed 9 minute gory bout.
SHAWNEE slimly lost to METRON in a popular 2 minute bout.
KIERA won victory over BEUFORD ANDERSON in a 2 minute duel.
MAXIMILLIAN overcame CUDA in a 1 minute match.
JENICOR was bested by FOREVER PORCH in a exciting 4 minute fray.
SMOKEHEAD savagely defeated JIMMY THE HAND in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal bout.
ONE MIC overpowered USURPER in a action packed 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
COCKROACH was murdered by REPRESENT in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided struggle.
CRACKED BELL devastated MERLIN in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven conflict.
OOZING MY MIND bested GALENA in a action packed 1 minute fray.
CLICQUOT CHAMPAGNE was overcome by POLLY in a exciting 3 minute gruesome bout.
ADDAI devastated LINT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LEWIS ALBANESE was overpowered by SKIP JAMES in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
THE WHITE WHALE bested KATANA in a action packed 3 minute fight.
VANGUARD overpowered TOO SUAVE in a popular 4 minute gruesome one-sided match.
TOMBSTONE overpowered NO SMOKING in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
CAPTAIN MAGMA viciously subdued MILES in a popular 3 minute bloody struggle.
OBSESS was narrowly defeated by SNAPPING TURTLE in a 3 minute bout.
CLICK STUPID LINKS viciously subdued PLYOMETRICS in a popular 7 minute gruesome fray.
ROGUE WAVE won victory over KI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
PREDNIZONE demolished IGNORANCE in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
RZA was demolished by RICE & BEANS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
PULLED ORC overpowered CANDY MAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MEET DEATH beat EERIEST EXPECTATION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal match.
SLITHERING IDIOT was demolished by DOUBLE E in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 handily defeated SSSKAH in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
THUNDERBIRD vanquished HOPTICAL ILLUSION in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
CLEVER overpowered PRINTS OF WHALES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
YODA was devastated by DESMOND DOSS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHILI CHEESE vanquished CHARLIE SPLEEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
CONCORDE overpowered BENNIE ADKINS in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
DROXINE defeated TOSSED SALAD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome conflict.
FRANKLIN E. SIGLER was subdued by BOOZEFIGHTERS in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
GREASESPOT overcame GUTTERSNIPE in a 2 minute match.
THE SPOTLIGHT was bested by DARKBLADE in a 2 minute gory match.
CLARENCE B. CRAFT was devastated by ZELLNER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NECROTICA was demolished by WET SNUB in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven battle.
HI-TOP FADE defeated SHAM JOKER in a 2 minute match.
AFTER 10 BEERS! viciously subdued BUDDERCUP in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bloody bout.
NAKED LUNCH slimly lost to ICE KING in a 2 minute match.
MURDEROUS THRUST overpowered ACCUSED FAUN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BRUSSEL SPROUTS savagely defeated JOSE VALDEZ in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
MICKEY SLIM was subdued by THESE EYES in a popular 3 minute brawl.
IRON HANDED was devastated by SUBATOMIC PASTE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE TICK unbelievably bested FATHER CAT in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bloody contest.
CLOTMUCK overpowered WOR in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
ACCURSED COMMUNION viciously subdued TOM SMITH DISEASE in a 2 minute bout.
STREET RACER was demolished by THE MONSTER MASH in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TWITPIN was overpowered by ORTEGA SAUCE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BLK BEAST OF AAAAG was devastated by UNUSUAL NUDITY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MAJOR NELSON demolished MUSTAFA JENKINS in a exciting 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
BILL MURRAY bested VORPAL BUNNY in a 2 minute competition.
NUCKY savagely defeated OBAN in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
MIGHTY MANFRED vanquished BESTARIUS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ANGEL CAKE overpowered THE CHAMPION in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SHARDAVAN was overpowered by QUINSY CONCH in a 2 minute brutal uneven fight.
MORK CALLING ORSON outwaited LOVE PINK in a popular 8 minute gruesome contest.
LOVE IN VAIN was subdued by DIZZY GILLESPIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
GAMMA DELPHINI was vanquished by XXX in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
SPICY TRICEP devastated SCREAMING END in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
DOMINO was overpowered by RUN LIKE HELL in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
LOGAN overpowered HAPPY-GO-LINTY in a 1 minute mismatched struggle.
CARDIO vanquished WILD FLOWER in a exciting 7 minute gruesome uneven match.
DEE DAA was demolished by LEAST SHREW in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
FISH TACO was subdued by TINGO in a exciting 1 minute fight.
EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT was subdued by '''5'''' in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
ZBIGNIEW was devastated by HIGH-END BUN in a 2 minute brutal uneven bout.
TECKLA KING outwaited EXPENSIVE KIND in a exciting 10 minute brutal fight.
SILVERTHORN demolished BACKBEREND in a exciting 1 minute uneven brawl.
KAYCRON subdued BANANAS GORILLA in a exciting 2 minute fight.
LIONADO was overpowered by TONY TWILO in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SHAMINO viciously subdued VESSEL in a popular 5 minute bloody bout.
KOOPA TROOPA handily defeated GEORGE WAHLEN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
STORM FIRE vanquished SEPHERA in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
OF ICE AND GIN overpowered HAMMERJACK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DIGITAL POP was overcome by KRS-ONE in a 2 minute match.
BEXLEY was overpowered by CRUSHING AXE in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
AFRICAN SWALLOW was viciously subdued by IMA PASS in a exciting 7 minute gory fight.
THE WITCH was overpowered by THE BLUE PILL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PENICILLEN overpowered JO ANN SUE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TOOTH FOOT was defeated by HOPONIOUS UNION in a exciting 1 minute bloody duel.
GASOLINE DREAMS overpowered TRUMAN OLSON in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
NIGHTMARE GARCIA handily defeated LARA CROFT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
EGG RAID savagely defeated STAR in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody competition.
CAMPY DIGIT savagely defeated JET-BOOT JACK in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
WIND GIGGLE overpowered WILSON D. WATSON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
SMAUG was demolished by DINO ORTALANI in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
FAIRUZA was savagely defeated by HARRY HYENA in a action packed 9 minute brutal fray.
ABLE BAKER CHARLIE vanquished ONION RINGS in a 1 minute gory uneven match.
LEGIT was demolished by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute mismatched melee.
DIPSO DOODLE beat HORRID in a popular 2 minute melee.
ROT was luckily beaten by SYLVESTER ANTOLAK in a 5 minute mismatched fray.
BUFFALOCALYPSE unbelievably bested DONALD TRUMP in a 3 minute one-sided competition.
GRIZZLY BARE overpowered RAINDROPS in a 2 minute gory one-sided fight.
CUT YOUR HAIR was narrowly defeated by FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute brutal match.
MERCILESS lost to GAFFEL KOLSCH in a popular 2 minute bout.
SUCCUBUS overcame AEROBIC VIOLENCE in a exciting 5 minute bout.
S.N.A.F.U. overpowered MOSAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATHROOM OCCUPIED defeated SMOKEY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute uneven fight.
BIG SAL won victory over DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 1 minute bout.
MAJ SNAFU slimly lost to LYON BEAR in a popular 11 minute bout.
GERMAN PILSENER viciously subdued BALLWIPE in a action packed 4 minute bloody bout.
DEE AY handily defeated MAYOR MEANSWELL in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
POKEY, MON! was overpowered by OPUS X in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                 118         PARRY-RIPOSTE    109 -  75 -  0      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                     111         AIMED BLOW       609 - 542 -  2      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   35         LUNGING ATTACK   611 - 547 -  6      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     34         PARRY-LUNGE      142 - 130 -  1      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 31         SLASHING ATTACK  165 - 178 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     28         STRIKING ATTACK  128 - 142 -  0      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 22         TOTAL PARRY      139 - 186 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   18         WALL OF STEEL    137 - 184 -  1      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  18         BASHING ATTACK    83 - 116 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         PARRY-STRIKE      35 -  57 -  0      38  |

Turn 819 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        65 - 46     LUNGING ATTACK    58 - 60         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  3     TOTAL PARRY       16 - 18         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  8     PARRY-LUNGE       13 - 15         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK   11 - 11     WALL OF STEEL     16 - 19         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK   11 - 20         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     6 - 12         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ( ) 43-3593                87  21  1  474 FEARLESS LOSERS (6232)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362     82  56  0  427 UNNAMEABLES (6153)
STRIKING ATTACK  EMERALD TWIST 82--27847    72  63  1  325 THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6220)
AIMED BLOW       DUSKBLOOD PUDDING 15-5150  64  50  2  318 SHEWISH BUFFET (6371)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697 124  74  0  304 SORE LOSERS (3715)
TOTAL PARRY      KATAMARI DAMACY 82--26923  38   4  1  284 COOL GAMES (5822)
WALL OF STEEL    NO BATHROOM 47-7764       102  34  2  263 BASH BROS PARK (6306)
BASHING ATTACK   ONUPHRE 31-3385            97  89  3  260 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (6375)
SLASHING ATTACK  LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85   84  78  2  247 CRITICALS (6106)
PARRY-STRIKE     JASON VOORHEES 97-4408     65  48  6  247 DERANGED 21 (6211)

The overall popularity leader is SLAP HAPPY 60-6031.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was EXPENSIVE KIND 85-696.  The ten other most popular fighters were FATHER CAT 
35-3875, THE GREAT PUMPKIN 82-4576, BUDDERCUP 60-5967, SLAP HAPPY 60-6031, MORK 
CALLING ORSON 40-4471, THONG RENAISSANCE 84-14786, BINGE N PURGE 45-3567, MAJ SNAFU 
32-6516, FLATLINER 84--19666, and CHANGING BUFFALO 82-18031.

The least popular fighter this week was POKEY, MON! 29-6158.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MAYOR MEANSWELL 9-5874, GEORGE WAHLEN 97-4893, LIONADO 98-5605, 
HAPPY-GO-LINTY 98-5440, STREET RACER 62-4751, IRON HANDED 75-3508, ACCUSED FAUN 
2-6176, COCKROACH 82--18241, MR. CHUCK 98-4029, and CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 12-5775.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  3 0  LYRATILAN(25)        3  6 0  ARADI(60)            6  5 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  2 0  CALEAM(26)           1  3 0  JURINE(61)           1  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             5  4 0  MORYA(28)            0  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  3 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  3 0  LAPUR(29)            0  5 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  1 0  IAYE(30)             1  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        3  3 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  4 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            5  2 0  BARIKALA(67)         1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  5 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  4  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  3 0  MURSKA(35)           4  4 0  SENTERN(70)          1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  1 1  JHANS(36)            1  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           3  5 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        4  4 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        5  4 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  3 0  ZENSU(40)            8  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    5  3 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  3 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 1  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         6  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  7 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  2 0  DWES EG(82)         21 16 1  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  3 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          7  6 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  3 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      38 30 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  1 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     5  2 0  
SEAM(20)             3  4 0  TRICORUS(51)         2  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   4  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           4  7 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  3 0  
SOLVEN(22)           2  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  8 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  9 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  2 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      4  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735          73  44  2  211  RUN DMC (6287)             MORDANT
 BOXOFROX 2-3616             94  83  6  235  CREAM OF THE SLOP (2065)   NIANIA
 STEVEN 3-7694               16   6  1  234  STEVEN UNIVERSE (7093)     OSKSI
 SNAPPING TURTLE 4-6512      85  86  0  200  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536          39  28  1  173  DUNGEON CELL (6563)        KALTOS
 RICOCHET RABBIT 6-1782      45  27  2  218  DOOM BUNNIES (1578)        TRANSEL
 TROLL 7-4624                37  38  2  204  BIG BAD (4401)             BONSUR
 GALILEO 9-5706              57  70  5  197  QUEEN (6441)               ZUKAL
 ADDAI 10-5951               99  89  1  206  SERPENTS HOLD! (6096)      KOLACT
 REPRESENT 11-7405           30  14  1  234  ILLMATIC (6682)            ARUAK CITY
 BANDIT 12-3231              57  39  1  207  BLACK TIDE (3072)          RIZTAB
 SIERRA 13-5616              65  42  1  195  MMM BEER!! (6546)          DULLENS
 DAISY 14-4967               56  45  0  216  MENTOR BLISS (6626)        TOBIR
 DUSKBLOOD PUDDING 15-5150   64  50  2  318  SHEWISH BUFFET (6371)      MALCORN
 GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS 16-5456    74  78  2  206  MUSCLE MEN 3 (6205)        WILLAF
 HERITAGE 17-7710            42  19  0  198  LES MENTORS (6876)         ALJAFIR
 GAD 18-9239                124  85  1  300  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           73  50  1  218  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (6310)   ZUWAYZA
 SMOKEHEAD 20-175            34  35  1  203  THIRSTY THUGS (6844)       SEAM
 SLAP YOURSELF SILL 21-4697 124  74  0  304  SORE LOSERS (3715)         SUNSET
 ALIEN 22-7113               50  40  2  209  THE MENTORS GORE (6657)    SOLVEN
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114       62  42  3  198  TRIBE (6320)               ZORPUNT
 FELAWESHIPE 25-4968        104 138  0  219  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 SCALES 26-4934              80  63  0  201  SERPENTS HOLD (6243)       CALEAM
 GALENA 28-3505              29  26  0  180  BOXOROX (5951)             MORYA
 ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497    48  62  0  200  ALMOST EXACTLY (349)       LAPUR
 SONNY TERRY 30-3912         34  25  1  202  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 DROKK 31-4014               82  55  2  315  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (6375) CHIMLEVTAL
 SKINNY PETE 32-5951         53  36  1  208  OTTOMAN EMPIRE (6526)      ARVAT
 DRY KEG 33-6679            100 193  1  242  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456       65  55  1  224  FOOT OF PRIDE (6442)       MURSKA
 ONE MIC 36-7580             98  30  1  221  STILLMATIC (6297)          JHANS
 THE CURE 38-4085            73  52  1  234  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 RALPH NEPPEL 40-4330        54  41  0  257  MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (6534)   ZENSU
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947        85  71  0  235  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (6168)    KATI-TEI
 ( ) 43-3593                 87  21  1  474  FEARLESS LOSERS (6232)     VEASTIAN
 PULLED ORC 45-4702          61  46  1  201  SHEWISH BUFFET (7066)      STORMCROWE

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TALON 46-3692               53  40  4  247  MILE HIGH CLUB (6505)      ARDIVENT
 NO BATHROOM 47-7764        102  34  2  263  BASH BROS PARK (6306)      NORTH FORK
 CLEVER 50-2192              89  61  2  216  RANDOM BLADES (4450)       SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        83  89  1  211  COLLEGE RADIO (6502)       TRICORUS
 MERLIN 52-4401              31  25  0  185  COURTS OF CHAOS (7160)     FRATSFA
 KULGAN 56-4268             103  63  3  456  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 POLLY 57-3469               70  20  0  210  THE MILKSOPS (4213)        ANDOR
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362      82  56  0  427  UNNAMEABLES (6153)         ARADI
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734      58  87  4  238  SHEWISH BUFFET (6183)      JURINE
 NADA NADS 62-4930           25  16  0  172  NO 11 (7074)               VALAMANTIS
 EDWARD ALLWORTH 63-2812     53  42  0  250  MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (5723)   AMEN-TEI
 XYLOID 65-7141              59  75  2  194  SCRABBLE (6326)            DAL SHANG
 FLUKE 66-2710              135  86  1  215  BENTSWORDS BUNCH (2469)    TARRGIR
 SUCCUBUS 67-2401            25  31  0   85  DEATH'S SHROUD (4378)      BARIKALA
 DINO ORTALANI 69-9537       12   4  0   90  OZ (6927)                  CIMMERIAC
 LEAST SHREW 70-6374         15   1  0  158  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (7035) SENTERN
 SIMABU 72-4426              77  69  0  211  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 TERRY SEYMOUR 74-4284       54  43  0  217  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85    84  78  2  247  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ROSS F. GRAY 78-2983        65  43  2  264  MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 (6434)   LIN TIRIAN
 GIBSON 81-2381              47  27  2  204  WICKED MARTYRS (6615)      SHADOWSPIRE
 EMERALD TWIST 82--27847     72  63  1  325  THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6220)   DWES EG
 BERTHOLD 83-314             72 106  2  197  SUDDENLY, THE VAN (6114)   TELORINTHE
 DIAL M FOR MEAT 84--31068   57  35  2  263  011411L (6695)             BLACKSTONE
 BETHANY 85-5089             36  15  0  281  DOGMA (6910)               JASPER GULCH
 THE TERMINATOR 96-5313      28  32  4  242  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 JASON VOORHEES 97-4408      65  48  6  247  DERANGED 21 (6211)         SHADOW GROVE
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243       46  52  5  196  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (6515)      SYVYN'S HILL
 PRADUS 99-3707              66  39  4  249  ARCANE GREATS MI (6189)    SOUTH RIDGE

                             Mission to the Twisted Lands

                                     Episode One

     Old Brown could run pretty fast if properly motivated, but mostly he walked with 
a long-legged, distance-devouring stride.  He was a huge horse, a half-giant's 
warhorse, shaggy and self-assured, with muscles like half-buried boulders in his 
shoulders and hips.  Lounging in the saddle was the motivating force, the half-giant, 
Keel Woodhaven.  Although in his mind he was slouching and half-asleep, he sat up 
straight in the saddle since that is more comfortable for riding.
     It was twilight, stars coming out above and lights in farmhouse windows below.  
They traveled through vineyards, brown and fallow now in the winter, descending gently 
toward the tree-crowded coast.  The distant trees, not just pines, were green.  They 
stayed green because the marsh that surrounded the city-state of Bonsur had hot 
springs in it.
     Keel Woodhaven had always liked Bonsur.  It had a relaxed feel about it, the 
women seemed prettier, the music was great, everyone thought about having fun.  And 
the booze was excellent, of course.  He passed the arena at the edge of town, and 
paused to read the current statistics, posted on the gate and lit by a lantern.  So, 
an elven cobbler was the Duelmaster?  Why would a shoemaker take up such a painful 
profession?  Then he noticed the team name:  Shewish Picnic.  He snorted.  That 
explained it, all right.  As a half-Shew, he was kind of bothered by that team theme, 
which was present in Home Guard as well.  It was sort of funny though.  He saw that 
Elf Cobbler was headed for the Isle.  Probably not bound for Home Guard just yet, 
though.
     They passed a small chicken ranch.  A rooster uttered an untimely crow.  At about 
that time, Old Brown took exception to something and bolted.  Cussing, Keel hauled on 
the reins, to little effect since the horse was stronger than him and apparently 
frightened.  He didn't see the masked men coming out of their hiding places behind 
him, looking frustrated.  At least not until a crossbow bolt thunked into the backside 
of his leather cuirass. His horse screamed and ran faster.
     Hauling Old Brown to the left as they passed a set of big open gates into a well-
lighted courtyard, Keel got them behind the shelter of the high stone wall, and patted 
the horse's sweaty neck.  "You're okay now, friend.  I'll go take care of those 
bozos."
     As he dismounted, he noticed he was becoming surrounded by uniformed men, some 
with swords and some with halberds.
     "Howdy?" he said, hoping they were friendly.
     "Your horse has been shot," said someone, pointing at a bolt sticking out of Old 
Brown's butt.
     "Well damn!"  Keel laid a comforting hand on the horse's flank, which quivered.
     "So have you," the guard continued.
     "Yeah, thought so.  Doesn't feel like it got through the armor though."  Keel 
tried to look over his shoulder, but could only see the feathered end of the bolt.  
"Who are you guys?"
     "We are the Queen's Guard."
     "What?  Queen Gemra?  Okay, please take care of Old Brown here, and I'll go find 
the ***holes that shot him."
     "Sir, you are mistaken.  You will be taken to a doctor.  We will arrest the 
assailants."
     "Hey!  I'm on a mission from Sheila Greywand.  Anyway, they shot my horse.  My 
HORSE!  I'm gonna get 'em."  Unslinging his huge sword, Keel strode toward the gate.
     Four Guardsmen came with him, flanking him like the trailing ends of a flock of 
geese.  They might have intended a different formation, but he had the longest legs 
and walked the fastest.  The one who'd spoken to him before said, "I'm Corporal Brat 
Langerman.  And you are?"
     "Keel Woodhaven."
     "I've heard of you!  The Queen will want to meet you."
     "That's fine.  Let's stick to the sides of these buildings.  If they're still 
around, we'll be targets in the middle of the street."
     They weren't quiet, exactly, since the guards wore highly polished chain mail 
which jingled.  However, Bonsur had a lively night life.  Music and laughter came from 
bars and nightclubs on adjacent streets, people lingered on corners chatting and 
sometimes playing instruments, and children hawked newssheets, shoeshines, flowers, a 
selection of rouges, and offered to carry packages.  So the sounds the guards made 
weren't too noticeable.
     Keel led the way back to the chicken ranch.  He was thinking that the bad guys 
wouldn't have waited around to be hunted.  They might have left clues, though.  
Perhaps even a discarded, crumpled note offering a cash reward for his head, and 
signed by a notorious crimelord.  Or distinctive cigar stubs, monogrammed hankies... 
personalized masks.  Tracks of boots made by elven cobblers.  Anything.  Witnesses, 
even.
     There were no people on the street near the chicken ranch.  It was full night 
now, a bit chilly although there was a warm and slightly funky breeze from the marsh.
     Corporal Brat Langerman said quietly, "Is this where it happened?"
     "Yup."
     "Well, I don't think they're here anymore."
     Keel was about to agree, when a crossbow bolt appeared in the Corporal's arm.  
The young man hissed, "Everybody down!"
     The guardsmen hunkered against the wall of a hardware store, which didn't offer 
anything resembling good cover except that they were in shadow there.  Keel crouched a 
little, but he knew he was a pretty big target, plus his sword gave off a faint 
greenish glow.  He looked around, searching the darkness for signs of their foes.
     A shadow on top of a shaded walkway across the street shifted a little.  Keel 
pulled a weighted dart out of his pocket and hurled it.  He was good at tavern darts, 
but it was dark, the distance was too great, and he just wasn't lucky.  The little 
missile clattered against the shingles of the porch roof.  There was a startled twitch 
from the half-seen form.  At that instant, Keel lunged across the street.  His long 
legs carried him across to the opposite shadows in three bounds.  More bolts came out 
of the darkness, one lodging in his calf, the others missing him altogether.
     Now the Guardsmen had a good idea where their foes were, and it takes a while to 
reload a crossbow.  The four men charged, yelling wildly.  Tucking his sword under his 
arm, Keel grabbed one of the posts holding up the porch roof, strained, and dislodged 
it.  After a moment he yanked it out of the structure entirely.  The roof sagged, 
there was a yelp of surprise, and someone's foot appeared off the edge of it.  Keel 
grabbed him by the ankle and hauled him the rest of the way down.
     There were brief sounds of fighting, then footsteps that rapidly receded down an 
alley.  Three Guardsmen raced off in pursuit.  Keel's prisoner started to try to get 
away, so the half-Shew tossed him up, grabbed him by the arms and bashed him against 
the wall.
     "Are you okay?" asked Brat, sheathing his sword.
     "Took one in the leg, but it's not too bad I think," Keel said, shifting his 
unconscious prisoner to one hand and bending to pick up his sword.
     "I'll help you tie that one up," Brat said.  "There's a dead one here.  I think 
there were two more."  He grunted slightly, trying to reach something with his injured 
arm.  "Got some ties in my right-hand belt pouch.  If you could get them for me?"
     They bound the prisoner, then bandaged each other.
     "What did they want?" asked the Corporal.
     Keel shrugged.  "No clue.  Let's get him somewhere safe and we can ask him..."  
He listened.  "Your guys are coming back."
     "Yeah."
     The Guardsmen hadn't been able to track their assailants in the darkness, but at 
least there were no further injuries.  The group of them returned warily to the 
courtyard of the Guard House, where a woman was smearing some kind of ointment on Old 
Brown's wound.  After the horse was bedded down in the stable, the Guardsmen led Keel 
into their office, where there was a welcome scent of fresh coffee.  The medic set 
about binding Keel's wound and that of the Corporal, who turned out to be an extremely 
handsome man.  Keel remembered hearing that Queen Gemra required her Guardsmen to be 
good looking.  That didn't mean they weren't competent, though.  Brat had done pretty 
well.
     The medic roused their prisoner with smelling salts.  They all sat in the main 
office, Corporal Langerman facing the miscreant, who was seated in a cushioned chair, 
looking reasonably comfortable except for his bandaged head.  "All right," said Brat.  
"Now I want you to tell me that you're going to turn Queen's Evidence."
     "Not on your life, pretty boy!"  The man had, perhaps, some excuse for hard 
feelings since he was more homely than not, with a crooked nose and eyes set too close 
together.  He and Keel looked shabby and ill-favored amongst all these gleamingly 
handsome Guardsmen.
     Keel leaned forward.  "You guys shot my horse."
     "Oh.  Sorry, didn't mean to do that.  We were just shooting at you."
     "Why?"
     "Glowing sword."
     "What?"
     "Duh, it's a magic sword!  We saw it when you drew it in Delarq Tor, and figured 
we could sell it so we followed you."
     The half-Shew snorted.  "The Dentless isn't magic.  It was in a Chaos Gate for 
five hundred years and it picked up some energy, that's all.  All it does, is glow.  
And cut things."
     The bandit looked chagrined.  "But... it's got to be magic."
     "Ain't.  Sorry kid."
     After that, Keel was taken to enjoy a sumptuous dinner at the Palace.  Queen 
Gemra was a definite babe, with long, silken black hair, a delicate pouty face, and 
luscious curves.  She asked him about his mission, which was to go to the Twisted 
Lands and shut down a leaking Chaos Gate.  He entertained her with the story of his 
adventure on the Two-Shew Express, and she gave him a brown velvet cloak to show her 
appreciation.  She did not invite him to her bed, which was fine because his heart 
belonged to another, always and forever.
     
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                           This is a continuing adventure.  
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