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Date   : 02/14/2017    Duedate: 02/27/2017

TALAHYA ARENA

DM 100    TURN 793

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  1 ACME 9/7023          161   84   0 65.7      012112N 84/6848
    AESIR 3/1373                                051410A 84/6747
    GEMMELL 84/6701                             COOL GAMES 82/5822
    OMNITRIX 30/6492                            SAUNA TIME 82/6536
    IDIOCRACY 84/6992                           SICK DAY 25 84/6961
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    BIG BANG THEORY 84/7017                     GREAT TEAM 3 85/6951
  2 HELL'S KITCH 9/7016  126   77   1 62.1      GREAT TEAM 9 85/6977
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    DAPPER LIZARDS 14/7021                      GREAT TEAM 11 85/7004
  3 BIG BAD 7/4401       795  524  11 60.3      4-LETTER TUMS' 35/6980
    VEGGIES 3/5063                              TMM DEMO LAB 16 5/7009
    SHEPHERDS 18/1774                           DEADLY STEPS F3 96/6214
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    BASH BROS TAXI 29/6571                      ADVENTURE TIME 2 85/6912
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    THE BEARS 10/5983                           BG-BOSSANOVA 97/6417
    CHURCH LADIES 7/5801                        COLLEGE RADIO 32/6373
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  6 F 29/6767           2171 1531  15 58.6      BLOODMOON GUILD 75/3323
    WHAT? 38/6683                               FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 82/6392
    011312F 84/6485                             THIRSTY THUGS 705 82/6932

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    THIRSTY THUGS 1308 84/6787                  MACHINES OF WAR 6/6443
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    REALITY TV 11/6369                       18 FAMINE 15/6590        54   49   1 52.4
    IT IS KNOWN 43/6867                         HEALTH ALT SQD 98/4502
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                        SKULL SQUADRON 56/1253
    WHYILOVEGOLF 84/6994                     19 FAMOUS HOOS 85/7025   12   11   1 52.2
    MY TEEN YEARS 84/6520                    20 FANTASIA 1/4914     3138 2926  29 51.7
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    BAD INTENTIONS 82/6349                      DERANGED 6 97/5782
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      DOMINATION 78/4121
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    I MEAN BUSINESS 84/6468                     DERANGED 24 99/6316
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    THE COMMODORES 81/6851                      TECHNOLOGY 5/1778
 12 SECRET SQUI 32/6110   83   68   1 55.0      OTTO'S DINER 81/5803
 13 CARTMAN 47/6969      435  363   7 54.5      NEED FOR SPEED 96/6069
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    EAGLES CLAW 10/6957                         NOTHING BUT DIP 82/6535
    CLUB CULTURE 60/4637                     22 MOH 33/6574         4443 4308  29 50.8
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    ARCANE BLUNDER 5/6956                       MUSCLE MEN 3 16/6205
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    ALTERNATE REALITY 65/6970                   MEDAL OF HONOR 74/6355
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    KAOS 11-06 84/6365                          THE BAD BUNNIES 4/1722
    SMELLS LIKE FROG 4/6843                     MEDAL OF HONOR 4 99/5990
    BATTLE FROGS 12-13 7/6673                   MEDAL OF HONOR 5 97/6073
    BATTLE FROGS 01-14 61/6824                  MEDAL OF HONOR 5 99/6713
    BATTLE FROGS 03-13 51/6562                  MEDAL OF HONOR 7 98/6513
 15 PICTOR 26/7008      1341 1184  12 53.1      MEDAL OF HONOR 9 96/6412
    SEA DOGS 18/1460                            MEDAL OF HONOR A1 2/6000
    SEA DOGS 33/5864                            MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 6/6564
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    DUNGEON CELL 10/6771                        FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
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    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/6453                       MEDAL OF HONOR J3 63/5723
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/6183                      MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 40/6534
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/6144                      MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 78/6434
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/6415                      MEDAL OF HONOR 104 22/6481
    SHEWISH DELICACIES 15/6677                  MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 84/6077
 16-BLOODSWORN 15/5381   243  216   5 52.9      MEDAL OF HONOR A10 82/6193
    UNDERWORLD 82/6775                          MEDAL OF HONOR A11 56/6449
    ANCIENT CURSE 84/6763                       MEDAL OF HONOR B11 60/6497
    BLACK COLOSSUS 3/6678                    23 DARK BLADES 43/7019  108  105   1 50.7
    DEATH PENALTY 33/5362                    24 DA BULLS 13/6024    1580 1607   8 49.6

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    BLACK COLOSSUS 46/6614                      MMMM BEER 13/6699
    MMM BEER!! 13/6546                          SAY MY NAME 25/6165
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    U PAY I SLAY 62/6964                        WEBL GREATS 84/6483
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/5921                       ENTER THE WU 84/6484
    SERPENTS HOLD 26/6243                       LOITER SQUAD 84/6941
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/5958                       MEN OF STEEL 56/4093
    SERPENTS' HOLD 1/6396                       THE RUNAROUND 2/6437
    SERPENTS' HOLD 3/6111                       BODY OF MUSIC 17/6463
    SERPENTS HOLD! 10/6096                      FOOT OF PRIDE 35/6442
    SERPENTS' HOLD 10/6421                      GOTTA SERVE 2 84/6943
    SERPENTS' HOLD 15/6076                      BLACK AND BLUES 6/6227
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/6467                      HIP HOP HEROES 18/6409
    U PAY I SLAY 2 84/6561                      IT WAS WRITTEN 84/6362
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/6515                      ALLITERATE ARMY 13/6613
    SERPENTS HOLD 113 63/6059                   BLOOD GANG 117F 96/7011
    SERPENTS HOLD 200 47/6861                   WU-TANG FOREVER 14/6151
 25 SUPE FORCES 84/6839 1276 1307  14 49.4      GREAT LAKES WEBL 84/6498
    SUPERIOR FORCES II 97/6819                  IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/6530
 26 BLACK TIDE 12/3072    85   87   0 49.4      FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/6556
    SHANGHAIED 81/7015                          INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/6209
    FACES OF DEATH 23/905                    30 DOOM BUNNIES 6/1578  115  135   0 46.0
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    CLAN STEELHAMMER 57/2344                    80S MOVIES 84/7007
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    MASTERS OF MELODY 21/6433                   SPIRIT'S REALM 2 84/7013
    THE MENTORS' TOY BOX 10/6272                IT'S GOOD TO BE... 32/6752
 28 SPACE ACTIO 72/3689  157  177   0 47.0   32 POWER LEGIO 16/5356   73   99   0 42.4
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/6375                 FOREIGN LEGION 14/5424
 29 MMMP 84/7006        1840 2133  11 46.3   33 THE CHOSEN  52/6663   19   27   0 41.3
    OBG! 47/6774                             34 IL MALVAGIO 32/7027   14   22   0 38.9
    QUEEN 9/6441                             35 WRATHMEN 6 36/7018    24   38   0 38.7
    SAUCY 84/6444                            36 CASTAWAYS 65/5749    655 1057   3 38.3
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    STILLMATIC 36/6297                       38 HOUSE JHEREG 35/138   52   96   0 35.1
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    DELTA BLUES 30/4115                         CRACKED REAR VIEW 21/7014
    LAZY SUNDAY 41/6524                      39 AVENGERS 31/2153     108  206   1 34.4

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    MASS EFFECT 84/6565                         HUCKLE'S CATS 20/7024
    LORDS OF CHAOS 20/2215                      DEAD LEGENDS 21/6866
 40 APOKOLIPS 75/6888      7   43   1 14.0      THE SOVEREIGN 42/6693
    THE ELITE 60/6740                           EMPYREAN COUNCIL 25/6886

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

     "By order of the Lady of the Ice Garden, Witch of the Northern Waste, High 
Sorceress of Glacks Island, Lady of the Fire, the Enchantress of--" Spymaster Timshard 
loudly announced.
     "Get on with it!" My-re of the Health Alteration Squad shouted, cutting off the 
litany.
     "Lady Greywand has decreed no more hunting for the Lake of Mist's monster with 
her vessels!" Timshard called out prior to an uproar from the crowd.      
     My-re folded her arms as she stood on Willow Beach near the docks with a large 
group of Lord Protections waiting their turn to board several craft.  Spymaster 
Timshard, better known as Timmy the Spy, stood on a crate on the docks looking down at 
the Lord Protectors below.  His youthful face with a splattering of freckles had a 
hard look of stone after issuing the decree from his aunt.  He rolled up the scroll 
and left the docks, head held up high, as the wind blew his blond hair, and ignored 
the other protectors as he moved through their mumbling ranks to leave.  
     My-re couldn't blame Lady Greywand for spoiling the boys' fun, as the past two 
weeks has seen boat after boat head into the Lake of Mists with Lord Protectors, each 
eager to claim the head of the Lake of Mist monster and the 1,000 gold bounty.  
However, all returned empty with the results usually being more injured Lord 
Protectors needing Greywand's healing than from a Grand Tournament with a style change 
potion as a prize.  In addition, their boats, normally used to ferry new inducted Lord 
Protectors from the other shore, were even worse for wear, as they came back badly 
damaged from the other lake creatures' agitation from their passing.  She had to admit 
any invader would have cause to pause in attempting to cross the Lake of Mists with an 
invading fleet.  The creatures in the lake were a formidable deterrent. 
     "Ah, the nine hells.  I was looking for some fun and sun out on the water and a 
shot at that bounty," Anusha from the Skull Squadron stable commented to My-re, as she 
adjusted a full wine skin around her shoulder.  
     "I guess we can lie out on the beach."
     My-re too was itching for the bounty.  It would put a large dent in the funds 
needed to secure passage on the Great Eastern Trade route and return to her old 
family's ranch near Rocanis.  She then glanced at Willow Beach, which was rather rock-
strewn for a beach, and said, "I'm not lying out there without anything short of 
padded leather armor."
     Anusha snorted in acknowledgement and said, "The docks?"
     "Splinters?"
     "What do you want to do, then?"
     "I want to go out on the water and after that fish.  Today's my day off and I 
don't want to hang out at the Broken Swords with General Pol," My-re said.
     "Why not, I saw Hungry Peasant was working today?  He's a nice dish."
     My-re glared at Anusha and said through gritted teeth, "HP is not my boyfriend.  
How many times--"
     A purring female voice interrupted.  "So, you ladies want to head out on the Lake 
of Mists?  So do I."
     The two women turned and saw Ssskah of the Castaways stable.  She was an Aruaki, 
also known as the Catfolk.  My-re heard stories of them from growing up in the Rirorni 
Empire and of their Pride in their ancestral home in the southern reaches of the 
Rirorni plans and Old Ratan.  However, she knew little else of their culture.  Ssskah, 
who was shorter than My-re, looked like a bipedal tuxedo cat with black with white on 
her face and down her front and she thought it still looked odd for a cat dressed in 
simple, but functional human clothing.  My-re resisted the urge to reach out and 
scratch under the creature's chin.  
     "I didn't think cats liked water?" Anusha slightly elbowed My-re.
     "No, but we do like gold."
     "Splitting 1,000 gold three ways doesn't sound like a good deal," Anusha said and 
grabbed My-re's arm to go.
     "No, splitting four ways," Ssskah said.
     "That's even worse."
     "The fourth person has a boat," Ssskah countered.
     My-re stopped and studied Ssskah.  She had a cunning look on her face, but it 
seemed most cats did, so it didn't tell her much.  However, with all of these Lord 
Protectors, many of which were vastly more skilled than herself, why would she need 
two random women encountered on the beach?  Something didn't add up.
     Anusha boasted, "Well, I can see why you'd want a Rirorni warrior--
     Ssskah interrupted, "I've never cared for the Rirorni. They overbreed, exhausting 
their food and natural resources, and then move on.  In fact, I'm surprised you aren't 
pregnant now."  She then paused, looked Anusha up and down and her eyes stopping at 
her mid-section, and then continued,  "Are you?"
     Anusha's eyes went wide in fury, "Did this fur-ball just call me fat or a slu--"
     My-re interrupted Anusha, "We don't like being toyed with, cat, much less 
insulted.  What game are you playing at?"
     "I'm going to spay this cat," Anusha said under her breath and shaking her head 
in anger.
     "Apologies, as I don't have, what you humans call.. a filter.  However, I do like 
to play.  But no, I'm not seeking out the Rirorni.  I'm seeking out you, My-re," 
Ssskah said.
     "Why me?  There are plenty of men--"
     "Women." Ssskah interrupted.  "I find men to be somewhat untrustworthy and all 
they want to do is eat, sleep,  and f..fight.  At least the ones I've met.  Anyway, 
due to my appearance some thought they could easily outsmart me."  Then trailing off 
muttered, "I always thought humans knew cats were cunning.  Oh well, they didn't get 
the better of me, so now I'm looking for women to be part of my crew."
     "Women can easily be as untrustworthy as men," My-re countered.
     "Yes, but I've read your book, so to speak.  I sense I can trust you," Ssskah 
said.
     "What do you mean 'read my book'?  The nine hells, what did Corg say?"
     "Nothing.. a bit.  However, I'm not here to discuss that.  I'm here to see if 
you'd like to be business partners," Ssskah said.
     "To catch the Lake of Mist monster?"
     "More than that.  Follow me to the Nightie and I'll show you," Ssskah said and 
started to walk down the beach, making no sound as she crossed over the rocks.  She 
looked over her shoulder after several paces and asked, "Coming?"
     My-re and Anusha looked at each other.
     "A cat might be handy in catching a fish.  Besides, she has a boat," Anusha said 
shrugging. 
     My-re nodded to the logic and they both followed Ssskah.  The three traveled some 
time and distance around the beach.  Rounding a bend, their goal came into sight. 
     "This, my friends, is the Nightie," Ssskah said as they approached an orange 
painted craft tied to an aging dock.
     Getting closer, they saw that the Nightie was about 150 feet long with the main 
deck about 30 feet wide.  Long oars jetted out from the midsection of the craft, which 
made it about 20 more feet wider.  The observation deck at the aft section of the ship 
had an oversized mounted telescope. The front of the ship had a wooden figurehead of a 
naked woman with extraordinary long hair, riding an enormous seahorse. 
     Anusha commented, "How old is this thing?  It looks like something my 
grandfather, maybe great-grandfather, would have taken to cross a river."
     Ssskah snorted, "Yes, it's old and it's not as sleek as the newer ferries Lady 
Greywand uses today, but over the decades she's been tough enough to meet the 
challenge of any creature in the Lake of Mists. "
     My-re noted numerous patches along the hull, indicating it has seen a long 
service of ferrying Lord Protectors of old back and forth to the Isle of the Eye.  
Looking at the large number of oars, she decided there was no way four people could 
get that thing moving. 
     Ssskah must have seen her skepticism and said, "We are going to rent out the 
craft and charge Lord Protectors 10 gold to board and hunt for the Lake of Mist 
monster for the day.  They will do the rowing. So, an average of forty protectors 
times ten gold calculates to 400 gold per day."
     "What if they catch the Lake of Mist monster and the 1,000 gold bounty?" Anusha 
asks.
     "Ideally, they won't catch it the first time out and we can keep this going for a 
while.  However, if they do then the protector or protectors that catch it, get the 
bounty."
     "I'm presuming we won't be part of catching the monster?" My-re asked.
     Ssskah shook her head.
     "So, what is our purpose then?"
     "You'd be serving our guests tea, biscuits, and crumpets. That sort of thing."
     "Can you see Conan the Barbarian sipping tea and eating crumpets on a boat?" 
Anusha asked.
     Ssskah held up her paw in understanding. "Yes, human gladiators tend not to have 
refined tastes, so My-re, I was going to use your connections to have General Pol 
supply the ship with his drinks.  I've heard rumor of a Mushroom Mead that has become 
quite popular."
     My-re placed her hands on her hips.  "I'm a servant now at the Broken Sword 
Tavern, why would I want to trade one job for another on the Nightie?"
     "Yes, you and Anusha would serve drinks, but you'd also get a commission of 
course.  I put my order through you to purchase the drinks from General Pol.  He pays 
a percentage, typically 10%, of the cost for bringing the business to him."  Ssskah 
continued calculating with her paw in the air.  "I think our first order will be for 
around 1,000 gold, so that's 100 in commission for you.  After another ten orders, 
depending on how long it takes to catch the monster, which I'm in no hurry mind you, 
you ladies will have already made 1,000 gold."  Ssshak then reached out, scratched My-
re under her chin, and added, "And you wouldn't have even gotten a single toe wet.  
So, what say you?"
     My-re and Anusha looked at each other, turned to Ssskah, and said in unison, 
"Where do we sign up?"

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey guys,
     This has gotta be short because I have a date.  There were 204 fights today, and 
that's a lot.  Two people died.
     SONNY TERRY (30-3912) (19-13-1,184) of DELTA BLUES fought CERES (99-3866) (52-46-
4,205) of DODEKATHEON.  SONNY TERRY was assassinated by CERES in a 1 minute gruesome 
mismatched duel.  And Ceres, by the way, is top Basher.
     ABU JR. (52-2284) (27-33-1,147) of THE CHOSEN ONES challenged BERLIN (21-8161) 
(31-26-1,147) of WAR ZONE.  ABU JR. was dispatched by BERLIN in a popular 2 minute 
Challenge bout.
     There was just one TV challenge.  CRATER FACE (1-8340) (79-56-0,192) of LAB 
EXPERIMENTS TV challenged THE SPOTLIGHT (60-6329) (30-23-1,193) of CLUB CULTURE.  
CRATER FACE devastated THE SPOTLIGHT in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
     Here's the title fight:  THONG RENAISSANCE (84-14786) (14-3-1,245) of THE ORLANDO 
MOB 17 fought PORTLY NEPOTIST (96-3104) (59-46-4,279) of TO DIE FOR 2.  THONG 
RENAISSANCE was narrowly defeated by PORTLY NEPOTIST in a 4 minute Title duel.  So 
that makes the Nepotist our new top Aimed Blow.
     The top Lunger, ( ), put on a good show.  ( ) (43-3593) (61-20-1,468) of FEARLESS 
LOSERS fought STRAP ON (10-5254) (67-45-1,205) of THE MENTORS' TOY BOX.  ( ) 
overpowered STRAP ON in an action packed 2 minute gory mismatched fight.
     Top Slasher is One Mic.  ONE MIC (36-7580) (75-26-1,436) of STILLMATIC fought 
DESMOND DOSS (6-6819) (50-22-1,198) of MEDAL OF HONOR Y2.  ONE MIC overpowered DESMOND 
DOSS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
     Ascari is the top PR.  ASCARI (96-3716) (86-53-4,301) of NEED FOR SPEED fought 
LUNKPOOF (84-19085) (50-105-1,201) of TEENY BOPPERS.  ASCARI overpowered LUNKPOOF in a 
2 minute uneven fight.
     Top Waste is Death Curtains.  DEATH CURTAINS (96-4161) (57-54-5,267) of DEADLY 
STEPS F3 fought LEGACY (18-10584) (34-18-0,209) of THE MENTORS. DEATH CURTAINS luckily 
beat LEGACY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fray.
     The top TP is Bosomy Goldmine.  FEDEX (84-19279) (49-39-0,242) of I MEAN BUSINESS 
challenged BOSOMY GOLDMINE (1-8537) (37-22-0,262) of SUPER STARS R US.  FEDEX was 
handily defeated by BOSOMY GOLDMINE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. 
     The top P-L is Chopped Rabbit.  FLUKE (66-2710) (114-80-1,264) of BENTSWORDS 
BUNCH fought CHOPPED RABBIT (60-1362) (59-52-0,212) of UNNAMEABLES.  FLUKE was 
savagely defeated by CHOPPED RABBIT in an action packed 6 minute brawl.
     The top Striker is Felaweshipe.  LIFE IS GOOD (84-36076) (26-21-0,212) of AL BUMS 
IX fought FELAWESHIPE (25-4968) (89-126-0,214) of CHAUCERS WORDS. LIFE IS GOOD was 
overpowerTed by FELAWESHIPE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
     And Hogshead is top P-S.  HOGSHEAD (74-4372) (44-30-2,226) of COUNTRY PIE fought 
KATANA (31-6349) (42-24-1,198) of AVENGERS.  HOGSHEAD was savagely defeated by KATANA 
in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.
     That's it, I gotta go.  Till next time, keep a cool head.

                                          -- Keel Woodhaven

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PORTLY NEPOTIST 96-3104      60  46  4  293  TO DIE FOR 2 (5780)        OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ( ) 43-3593                  62  20  1  492  FEARLESS LOSERS (6232)     VEASTIAN
 ONE MIC 36-7580              76  26  1  460  STILLMATIC (6297)          JHANS
-ACID BATH 33-7373            65  31  1  330  DEATH PENALTY (5362)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 ANTON CHIGURH 97-3183       123  41  6  314  DERANGED 6 (5782)          SHADOW GROVE
 ASCARI 96-3716               87  53  4  312  NEED FOR SPEED (6069)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 ROGAR THORFIN 78-2255        87  64  5  297  DOMINATION (4121)          LIN TIRIAN
 PRAWN STAR 81-2149           47  33  1  296  OTTO'S DINER (5803)        SHADOWSPIRE
-LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296           51  19  1  293  MACHINES OF WAR (6443)     TRANSEL
 DEATH CURTAINS 96-4161       58  54  5  281  DEADLY STEPS F3 (6214)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 THE UPTIGHT MAN 4-6857       48  13  0  278  OUT OF PROZAC (6386)       JHELUM
 BOSOMY GOLDMINE 1-8537       38  22  0  277  SUPER STARS R US (6567)    MORDANT
 CYCLOTRON PAJAMAS 84-27697   58  36  1  275  011312F (6485)             BLACKSTONE
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736       71  48  1  274  RUN DMC (6287)             MORDANT
 VULCAN 99-3864               57  40  4  273  DODEKATHEON (6315)         SOUTH RIDGE
 KULGAN 56-4268               80  60  3  272  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 MARY ANN 7-6183              47  22  0  271  CHURCH LADIES (5801)       BONSUR
 GEORGE PETERSON 74-4297      72  28  0  269  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
-VENOM DECAY 41-4758          39  13  0  268  TOWER OF SNAKES (6680)     KATI-TEI
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697 100  72  0  266  SORE LOSERS (3715)         SUNSET
 ALMOND FISHER 99-2846        74  69  4  266  MEDAL OF HONOR 4 (5990)    SOUTH RIDGE
 BARON BLOOD 25-1396          51  35  4  266  FACES OF DEATH (1092)      LYRATILAN
-ANGRY 84-11693               39  34  2  265  WORDS IX (6477)            BLACKSTONE
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675        125 144  1  261  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 I 29-6065                    38  13  1  258  F (6767)                   LAPUR
 DOMINATUS NON VIZ 32-6347    29   9  1  255  SECRET SQUIRRELS (6110)    ARVAT
 SERPENTITO 36-7542           47  38  1  251  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
 SAURON 25-5581               63  37  2  247  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN
 HELPER HAND 84-4344          18   5  1  247  DOODS III (6935)           BLACKSTONE
 JABBER HOGAN 82-49966        54  35  2  243  LAZY 9 (6429)              DWES EG
 SPICY TRICEP 84-13301        29   9  0  242  051410A (6747)             BLACKSTONE
 GOLDEN ABERRATION 84-28577   22   9  2  242  012112N (6848)             BLACKSTONE
 PRODIGAL 84-26816            50  49  0  241  WEBL GREATS (6483)         BLACKSTONE
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            70  59  0  240  BLACK AND BLUES (6227)     TRANSEL
 ADDAI 10-5951                85  77  1  238  SERPENTS HOLD! (6096)      KOLACT
 CERES 99-3866                53  46  5  238  DODEKATHEON (6315)         SOUTH RIDGE
 TREE TRUNKS 40-4601          31  23  1  238  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       60  52  0  237  UNNAMEABLES (6153)         ARADI
 PICAPEPPA 84-32086           51  40  0  236  SAUCY (6444)               BLACKSTONE
 FROZBOZ 82-14622             59  29  2  233  FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 (6392)   DWES EG
 DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON 22-7050  39  44  1  233  MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (6481)  SOLVEN
 FIXED DRINK 35-4529          45  25  0  231  FOOT OF PRIDE (6442)       MURSKA
 DROKK 31-4014                62  49  2  230  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (6375) CHIMLEVTAL
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610         97  36  2  228  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
 FELAWESHIPE 25-4968          90 126  0  228  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 ROBERT NETT 82-48793         70  54  0  228  MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (6193)  DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIMABU 72-4426               64  56  0  228  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 RANCID WAIF 8-4413          130  74  0  227  HAPLESS WAIF (5949)        ARKERS
 ALLAWALLA 60-9028            47  25  1  226  UNNAMEABLES (6153)         ARADI
 BLINKY 18-2683              102 164  4  224  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 EDWARD O'HARE 2-5461         58  43  0  224  MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (6000)   NIANIA
 BRAK 57-3163                 45  33  2  224  CLAN STEELHAMMER (2344)    ANDOR
 NECROTICA 82-4393            36  33  2  224  HOPEFULS (6681)            DWES EG
 BALROG 10-3115               28   8  0  224  THE BEARS (5983)           KOLACT
 HALFTIME 43-4816             62  39  1  223  EPIC RAP (6402)            VEASTIAN
 BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823       59  36  5  223  GREAT LAKES WEBL (6498)    BLACKSTONE
 HANGMAN 23-1076              57  31  1  223  FACES OF DEATH (905)       TI
 JIMMY WIN 84-30898           49  40  3  223  BIRDEMIC (6642)            BLACKSTONE
 MERCEDES 82-56033            77  93  0  222  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       56  40  5  222  B.I.G. (6499)              ARVAT
 SLITHER 63-2852              78  77  2  221  SERPENTS HOLD 113 (6059)   AMEN-TEI
 BANDIT 12-3231               49  21  1  220  BLACK TIDE (3072)          RIZTAB
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       240 163  4  219  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    56  48  0  219  ARE YOU ? (6399)           SOLVEN
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     71  65  2  218  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIS BOOM BAA 84-19510        56  56  0  218  EXPLODING SHEEP (6300)     BLACKSTONE
 LITTLE LION 13-5626          41  34  1  217  ALLITERATE ARMY (6613)     DULLENS
 OOZING MY MIND 84-50273      41  30  1  217  U PAY I SLAY 2 (6561)      BLACKSTONE
 EERIEST EXPECTATION 84-31990 19  16  0  217  APRIL 12 II (6777)         BLACKSTONE
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567       103 104  0  216  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 FLOYD 99-1041                43  35  4  216  ARCANE GREATS MI (6189)    SOUTH RIDGE
 TEST TUBE BABY 82-49949      33  22  1  216  STREET PIZZAD XX (6691)    DWES EG
-DEATHSCAR 46-3989            34  27  2  215  BLACK COLOSSUS (6614)      ARDIVENT
 FINGER SANDWICH 7-6437       24   9  0  215  SHEWISH PICNIC (6453)      BONSUR
 DRACO-LICH 10-3013           55  68  0  214  DRAGON LORDS (1367)        KOLACT
 KATANA 31-6349               43  24  1  214  AVENGERS (2153)            CHIMLEVTAL
 TALON 46-3692                37  30  4  214  MILE HIGH CLUB (6505)      ARDIVENT
 PROBLEM CHILD 1-8967         36  24  1  214  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 POPE BOB 82-43134            30  24  0  214  BLESS US, EVERYONE (6686)  DWES EG
 RUPTURE 99-3463              83  34  5  213  BLOOD GANG (6133)          SOUTH RIDGE
 BEAST OF BURDEN 82-46432     70  69  1  213  STONED ROOKIES 14 (6095)   DWES EG
-REVANENT 15-4770             66  35  3  213  BLOODSWORN (5381)          MALCORN
 BOWEN 15-5091                65  84  1  213  SERPENTS' HOLD (6076)      MALCORN
 DRY KEG 33-6679              86 181  1  212  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 DMX 25-5675                  70  36  2  212  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN
 SNAPPING TURTLE 4-6512       70  75  0  212  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 PLYOMETRICS 84-31176         45  47  2  212  FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (6556)   BLACKSTONE
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243        31  41  5  212  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (6515)      SYVYN'S HILL
 DAMION CORONA 82-24700       58  39  2  211  DEADLY HACKERS (6236)      DWES EG
 THE KING 32-5968             30  28  1  211  IT'S GOOD TO BE... (6752)  ARVAT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          130 137  2  210  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 COBRA 3-7087                 83  77  0  210  SERPENTS' HOLD (6111)      OSKSI
 DISSIDENT 4-6672             49  73  3  210  PEARL JAM (6244)           JHELUM
 HIGH POINTS 30-4958          38  32  1  210  HER BEST ASSETS (5880)     IAYE
 PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 10-6386   35  11  2  210  DUNGEON CELL (6771)        KOLACT
 METRON 72-3686               91  63  0  209  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 INK AND STEEL 6-6603         72  59  1  209  INK & STEEL FOREVER (6182) TRANSEL
 ALIEN 22-7113                36  28  2  209  THE MENTORS GORE (6657)    SOLVEN
 CRATER FACE 1-8340           80  56  0  208  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 ODB 14-4891                  45  44  2  208  WU-TANG FOREVER (6151)     TOBIR
 ABCESS 18-10356              45  40  1  208  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 ANNIE DUKE 82-49334          41  19  1  208  HOUSE OF CARDS 3 (6595)    DWES EG
 PHOTON 18-3292               36  24  0  208  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
-JOHNNY WALKER 1-8203         86  42  2  207  BOOZE (5845)               MORDANT
 GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS 16-5456     62  64  2  207  MUSCLE MEN 3 (6205)        WILLAF
 POLLY 57-3469                49  15  0  207  THE MILKSOPS (4213)        ANDOR
 EDWARD ALLWORTH 63-2812      39  30  0  207  MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (5723)   AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOMAS 56-749                 72 122  6  206  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 ROSS F. GRAY 78-2983         48  34  1  206  MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 (6434)   LIN TIRIAN
 INFERNO 62-4581              40  29  1  206  DISASTERS (6009)           VALAMANTIS
 RATTLER 56-4336              37  25  0  206  SERPENTS' HOLD (6467)      ROCANIS
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031          100 167  1  205  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 GINI 66-3117                 88  95  0  205  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 WATSON 5-5132                61  81  0  205  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 MY LITTLE GTO 47-7745        49  32  0  205  OBG! (6774)                NORTH FORK
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        43  50  2  205  THE RUNAROUND (6437)       NIANIA
 STRAP ON 10-5254             67  46  1  204  THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (6272)KOLACT
 VANGUARD 4-5966              67  66  0  204  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM
 THONKORON 84-19064           57  99  0  204  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 PSYCHEDELIC BLUR 84-13164    50  29  0  204  MY TEEN YEARS (6520)       BLACKSTONE
-MANTRA 3-6754                32  19  2  204  BLACK COLOSSUS (6678)      OSKSI
-CERBERUS 82-53377            30  29  1  204  UNDERWORLD (6775)          DWES EG
 MEET DEATH 18-4854           22  16  0  204  INANIMATE TOFU (2769)      TALCAMA
 MUSH 84-27306                16   9  0  204  4-LETTER PIZZA (6160)      BLACKSTONE
 EBONY 10-3116                63  51  0  203  DRAGON LORDS (1367)        KOLACT
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       52  35  0  203  LAZY SUNDAY (6524)         KATI-TEI
-TICKLE ME TIGER 11-7391      47  34  2  203  FURRY FURY (5840)          ARUAK CITY
 CHARLES MURRAY, JR 33-8090   40  31  0  203  MOH (6574)                 NIATOLI ISLAND
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    62  44  0  202  COLLEGE RADIO (6373)       ARVAT
 GZA 84-27225                 60  33  0  202  ENTER THE WU (6484)        BLACKSTONE
 HANNIBAL LECTER 99-3922      58  29  5  202  DERANGED 24 (6316)         SOUTH RIDGE
 DESMOND DOSS 6-6819          50  23  1  202  MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 (6564)   TRANSEL
 GEORGIA SAM 84-32938         47  42  0  202  HIGHWAY 61 (6612)          BLACKSTONE
 DIAL M FOR MEAT 84-34468     40  26  2  202  011411L (6695)             BLACKSTONE
-OBSIDIAN 36-7135             38  39  2  202  VOW TO DESTROY (5390)      JHANS
 HERITAGE 17-7710             27   8  0  202  LES MENTORS (6876)         ALJAFIR
 THONG RENAISSANCE 84-14786   14   4  1  202  THE ORLANDO MOB 17 (6937)  BLACKSTONE
 PREDNIZONE 43-4298           84 150  2  201  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          65  61  2  201  SHEWISH BUFFET (6144)      LIN TIRIAN
 REUNITED 14-4771             63  76  1  201  WU-TANG FOREVER (6151)     TOBIR
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          175 181  1  200  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 FLUKE 66-2710               114  81  1  200  BENTSWORDS BUNCH (2469)    TARRGIR
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     64  36  0  200  SERPENTS' HOLD (6421)      KOLACT
 VITO BERTOLDO 82-41532       54  46  2  200  MEDAL OF HONOR (5824)      DWES EG
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372             44  31  2  200  COUNTRY PIE (6458)         DAYLA KIV
 CHOOSE GOOSE 40-4592         32  18  2  200  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
-WEIRD HAIRED FROG 7-6404     23  18  0  200  BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (6673)  BONSUR
 BEEMO 85-9960                16   4  1  200  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6912)    JASPER GULCH
 BRUSSEL SPROUTS 81-1688      63  79  3  199  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375        57  44  1  199  AL BUMS II (6451)          BLACKSTONE
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            56  41  1  199  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (6310)   ZUWAYZA
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      52  52  0  199  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (6298)   VEASTIAN
 LUNKPOOF 84-19085            50 106  1  199  TEENY BOPPERS (6164)       BLACKSTONE
 LEGACY 18-10584              34  19  0  199  THE MENTORS (6578)         TALCAMA
 BEUFORD ANDERSON 84-28184    27  19  1  199  MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (6077)  BLACKSTONE
 BOOZER 13-5407               83  79  1  198  DA BULLS (6024)            DULLENS
 JACK PENDELTON 74-4291       40  30  1  198  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 WILD HORSES 82-46535         30  30  0  198  STONED ROOKIES 33 (6583)   DWES EG
 RICOCHET RABBIT 6-1782       29  17  2  198  DOOM BUNNIES (1578)        TRANSEL
 CHANGING BUFFALO 82-18031    24  21  1  198  TRIBAL COUNCIL (6745)      DWES EG
 MGR HATES SL'ERS 43-4984     23   6  0  198  IT IS KNOWN (6867)         VEASTIAN
 MAXIMILLIAN 96-5272          17  17  4  198  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 RATTLER 2-5654               84  86  0  197  SERPENTS HOLD (5939)       NIANIA
 SHAWNEE 82-56029             62 108  4  197  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         57  47  0  197  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 CHILI CHEESE 82-19622        49  31  0  197  NOTHING BUT DIP (6535)     DWES EG
-DERRICK THOMAS 82-8338       34  40  2  197  THE CHIEFS (4170)          DWES EG
 THE CURE 38-4085             57  42  1  196  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 HILLARY 10-6261              47  45  0  196  THE MENTORS (1444)         KOLACT
 THIRD COURSE 15-5338         45  18  0  196  SHEWISH DELICACIES (6677)  MALCORN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROBERT PAULSON 25-5788       43  25  0  196  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN
 CLARENCE B. CRAFT 60-8985    40  43  1  196  MEDAL OF HONOR B11 (6497)  ARADI
 GODSLAYER 82-53475           36  27  1  196  BAD INTENTIONS (6349)      DWES EG
 NICK SEAFORT 21-7513         34  25  2  196  CELESTIAL WRATH (6724)     SUNSET
 FISHWIFE 33-7822             61  60  4  195  SEA DOGS (5864)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 HONEY BOO BOO 11-7645        59  42  3  195  REALITY TV (6369)          ARUAK CITY
 SKULLWUNNY 84-19084          53 103  2  195  TEENY BOPPERS (6164)       BLACKSTONE
 MACROS THE BLACK 56-4492     40  18  3  195  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 FIDDLESTICKS 84-27559        35  31  0  195  ANCIENT CURSES (6383)      BLACKSTONE
 PINKY SWEAR 84-10329         19  11  1  195  SECRET TRYSTS (6920)       BLACKSTONE
 SHIV 26-5006                 60  46  1  194  SERPENTS HOLD (6243)       CALEAM
 BONHAM 21-7738               53  41  1  194  MASTERS OF MELODY (6433)   SUNSET
 BOONE 10-3812                53  61  0  194  THIRSTY THUGS (3299)       KOLACT
 XYLOID 65-7141               51  57  2  194  SCRABBLE (6326)            DAL SHANG
 FEDEX 84-19279               49  40  0  194  I MEAN BUSINESS (6468)     BLACKSTONE
 WOR 82-1001                  48  53  0  194  ON A ROLL (6339)           DWES EG
 FATAL BEAUTY 25-1839         32  34  1  194  FACES OF DEATH (1092)      LYRATILAN
 ICE KING 40-4507             29  21  1  194  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 DETH FROM ABOVE 56-2182      27  14  1  194  SKULL SQUADRON (1253)      ROCANIS
 MC SHAN 18-10307             61  39  0  193  HIP HOP HEROES (6409)      TALCAMA
 IMAGINATION 26-4975          52  36  0  193  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (6397)   CALEAM
 BREWERY DEATH 96-4159        49  63  3  193  DEADLY STEPS F3 (6214)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 MURDEROUS THRUST 75-3562     46  16  7  193  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633    42  38  1  193  SHEWISH BUFFET (6183)      JURINE
 COTTONBALL 4-6780            41  40  3  193  THE BAD BUNNIES (1722)     JHELUM
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442       38  49  0  193  LORDS OF CHAOS (2215)      SEAM
 MR. GHERKIN'S MERKIN 38-4993 31  11  0  193  WHAT? (6683)               CLIFFHOME
 SOVEREYN 25-4870            105 127  0  192  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 PHOENIX 10-2616              66  65  1  192  DRAGON LORDS (1367)        KOLACT
-FLAT TIRE 25-5557            65  24  0  192  BASH BROS CARS (6202)      LYRATILAN
 NAS IS COMING 84-26692       64  43  0  192  IT WAS WRITTEN (6362)      BLACKSTONE
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040          58  40  0  192  EXCELLENT TUNES (3158)     KHALHUMS
 SIERRA 13-5616               52  29  0  192  MMM BEER!! (6546)          DULLENS
 ACCURSED COMMUNION 82-1042   51  53  1  192  SILENT KINGS (5672)        DWES EG
 JASON VOORHEES 97-4408       47  40  6  192  DERANGED 21 (6211)         SHADOW GROVE
 PRADUS 99-3707               48  31  4  191  ARCANE GREATS MI (6189)    SOUTH RIDGE
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            43  31  7  191  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (6514) SYVYN'S HILL
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471   32  22  0  191  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (6438)   ZENSU
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           60  31  2  190  RUN DMC (6287)             MORDANT
 BABY BLUE 5-5321             41  41  1  190  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (6530)   KALTOS
 ANDERSON 84-30894            36  46  1  190  MASS EFFECT (6565)         BLACKSTONE
 LIFE IS GOOD 84-36076        26  22  0  190  AL BUMS IX (6749)          BLACKSTONE
 ARNOLD LAYNE 82-52842        15  11  0  190  ROOKIE PINK 1 (6539)       DWES EG
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           109 159  1  189  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         70  76  1  189  COLLEGE RADIO (6502)       TRICORUS
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947         69  61  0  189  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (6168)    KATI-TEI
 SAMI 82-56043                68 102  0  189  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 BALISONG 22-6847             65  87  0  189  SERPENTS HOLD (5921)       SOLVEN
 SCALES 26-4934               63  54  0  189  SERPENTS HOLD (6243)       CALEAM
 CHERRY 82-56032              58 112  0  189  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 EMERALD TWIST 82-37689       53  56  1  189  THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6220)   DWES EG
 BERYL NEWMAN 30-4619         43  44  0  189  MEDAL OF HONOR (6572)      IAYE
 SNACK FAIRY 84-24819         42  46  1  189  MUNCHIES (6482)            BLACKSTONE
 LUCY 2-6090                  38  17  0  189  MENTOR DEMENTOR (6723)     NIANIA
-DOWN TO THE WELL 97-5086     36  31  4  189  BG-BOSSANOVA (6417)        SHADOW GROVE
 NO SMOKING 82-625            35  22  5  189  RESTRICTIONS (6616)        DWES EG
 LOUD DRUNK 74-3554           79 162  1  188  PARTY GEEKS (4925)         DAYLA KIV
 SHE'S A JAR 33-7804          65  55  0  188  SUMMERTEETH (6292)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 RAIN MAN 18-8344             46  27  1  188  THE MENTORS (6578)         TALCAMA
 RALPH NEPPEL 40-4330         37  32  0  188  MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (6534)   ZENSU
 KINKY MCKINK 22-6463         34  13  1  188  THE SAVAGE KINKS (6372)    SOLVEN
 THE SPOTLIGHT 60-6329        30  24  1  188  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 BUGS 47-7737                 24  47  1  188  TEAM TOONS (6968)          NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BOLPH 84-19060               51 105  1  187  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 DROXINE 56-4298              41  64  0  187  TREXTRAS (6422)            ROCANIS
-CEYLON 41-4864               25  13  2  187  TOWER OF SNAKES (6680)     KATI-TEI
-THUNDER SNOW 61-3836         18   4  0  187  BATTLE FROGS 01-14 (6824)  JURINE
 ITALIAN STALLION 14-4399     65  71  0  186  FOREIGN LEGION (5424)      TOBIR
 EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710          54  64  1  186  PEARL JAM (6244)           JHELUM
 BLACK DEATH 5-5364           50  26  1  186  DUNGEON CELL (6563)        KALTOS
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631          48  93  1  186  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (6209)RODEKI
 FLOPSY 4-6791                34  36  3  186  THE BAD BUNNIES (1722)     JHELUM
 THUNDERBIRD 82-30981         23  13  0  186  THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (6783)  DWES EG
 GREASESPOT 60-5964           87 159  0  185  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339           30  48  5  185  ARCANE BEACH DAY (5189)    SYVYN'S HILL
 WET SNUB 84-32054            32  36  0  184  PHILLY X (6758)            BLACKSTONE
 MARTY MCFLY 9-5915           23  10  0  184  FROM THE 80'S (6873)       ZUKAL
 VENOM 36-7529                22  22  0  184  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
 ROONEY 84-35472              14  23  0  184  THIRSTY THUGS 1308 (6787)  BLACKSTONE
 COUNT IN THE CELLAR 18-8404  58  29  1  183  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
-MOURNING ANGEL 84-21449      56  21  3  183  KAOS 11-06 (6365)          BLACKSTONE
 CEREBUS HIMSELF 11-2428      44  41  0  183  AARDVARK & CO. (465)       ARUAK CITY
 LOBOROACH 11-2587            38  35  0  183  AARDVARK & CO. (465)       ARUAK CITY
 COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038     37  18  1  183  NEVERMIND (6756)           BLACKSTONE
 KAMIN 14-4965                35  33  0  183  MENTOR BLISS (6626)        TOBIR
 ESTRADA 82-31507             32  25  0  183  EX-PHILLIS (6684)          DWES EG
 PINK STREAKER 51-5740        29  23  3  183  DECEIVERS (6753)           TRICORUS
 CRIKEY! 82-45396             19   9  0  183  SURPRISE! (6931)           DWES EG
 CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 12-5775   94 129  2  182  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 TERRY SEYMOUR 74-4284        37  34  0  182  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 VIRUS 72-6547                34   8  2  182  BASH BROS MICROSOFT (6466) DRAGONHEAD
 LIL JOHNNY 47-8184           32  25  1  182  D.A. REJECTS (6735)        NORTH FORK
 THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564      84 122  2  181  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 JELLY BELLY 38-5063          54  39  1  181  SHEWISH CANDY (6488)       CLIFFHOME
 HOPTICAL ILLUSION 13-5655    36  25  0  181  MMMM BEER (6699)           DULLENS
 THE WHITE WHALE 84-47164     16   6  1  181  GOTTA SERVE 2 (6943)       BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DESOLATION 99-1527           44  46  5  180  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5583)      SOUTH RIDGE
 SKINNY PETE 32-5951          40  23  1  180  OTTOMAN EMPIRE (6526)      ARVAT
 HANAKO-SAN 25-5800           40  21  0  180  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN
 SEYMORE GUTTS 5-5237         26  26  1  180  U PAY I SLAY (6553)        KALTOS
 WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG 43-3604 21  14  1  180  FEARLESS LOSERS (6232)     VEASTIAN
 SONNY TERRY 30-3912          19  14  1  180  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 INKED PIG 15-5112            79  50  0  179  INK & STEEL RETRO (6155)   MALCORN
 ROBERT OWENS 97-4199         49  78  3  179  MEDAL OF HONOR 5 (6073)    SHADOW GROVE
 ERNEST R. KOUMA 74-4416      42  43  2  179  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 VORPAL BUNNY 6-1562          29  22  4  179  DOOM BUNNIES (1578)        TRANSEL
 GRAPE APE 82-34889           28  29  1  179  BRAIN FOOD 9 (6390)        DWES EG
 STEAMING EARL 82-24992       24  13  0  179  SAUNA TIME (6536)          DWES EG
 ADDUCTOR MAGNUS 21-5922      52  52  0  178  MUSCLE MEN (6335)          SUNSET
 ASP 47-7591                  33  24  0  178  SERPENTS HOLD 200 (6861)   NORTH FORK
 BERLIN 21-8161               32  26  2  178  WAR ZONE (6827)            SUNSET
 JAMES BAXTER 41-4772         24  20  1  178  ADVENTURE TIME 3 (6828)    KATI-TEI
 EVERYONE WANTS SOME 84-26980 20   6  0  178  ROOKIE HALEN 9 (6641)      BLACKSTONE
 TROLL 7-4624                 31  31  2  177  BIG BAD (4401)             BONSUR
 8TH ATTEMPT 82-11378         24  21  1  177  BELOW PAR (6744)           DWES EG
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       125 101  0  175  CREAM OF THE SLOP (2065)   NIANIA
 NO CHASER 33-6490            90 147  0  175  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 THE TERMINATOR 96-5313       16  18  4  175  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 FLITCHAK 65-3365             71 138  1  174  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 TWITPIN 84-19066             53 103  1  174  MEANIES (6256)             BLACKSTONE
 TEQUILA 28-5341              46  30  1  174  BIG SHOTS (6965)           MORYA
 TOSSED SALAD 81-1686         45  97  1  174  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 KIERA 35-1646                38  35  1  174  HOUSE JHEREG (138)         MURSKA
 HELL WEEK 3-6695            107 160  1  173  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TWILO THUNDER 60-5225        39  28  1  173  THE MOTHERSHIP AH (6503)   ARADI
 GALILEO 9-5706               50  51  5  172  QUEEN (6441)               ZUKAL
 GREY MATTER 30-5042          22  24  0  172  OMNITRIX (6492)            IAYE
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720           57  35  0  171  QUEEN (6441)               ZUKAL
 MIKE COLALILLO 98-2381       31  40  6  170  MEDAL OF HONOR 7 (6513)    SYVYN'S HILL
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         33  55  4  168  SHEWISH PICNIC (6415)      SHADOW GROVE
 SENSIBLE SHOES 38-2872       29  30  0  168  DRAGONS CLAW (6958)        CLIFFHOME
 LOGAN 82-56039               57 113  1  167  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 JOSE VALDEZ 99-2858          20  22  5  165  MEDAL OF HONOR 5 (6713)    SOUTH RIDGE
 BENNIE ADKINS 3-7389         46  40  2  164  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401           41  39  0  164  BODY OF MUSIC (6463)       ALJAFIR
 FRANKLIN E. SIGLER 56-4408   40  43  0  164  MEDAL OF HONOR A11 (6449)  ROCANIS
 CAPTAIN MAGMA 84-44594       23  15  0  164  NAMED BY MARK XXIII (6814) BLACKSTONE
-SERVED 72-6540               43  15  1  163  BASH BROS LAWYER (6426)    DRAGONHEAD
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 82-15624       20  24  0  163  STREET PIZZAD IX (6834)    DWES EG
 BERTHOLD 83-314              64  88  2  162  SUDDENLY, THE VAN (6114)   TELORINTHE
 CLOTMUCK 84-19067            47 109  0  162  MEANIES (6256)             BLACKSTONE
 MY-RE 98-737                 22   9  4  162  HEALTH ALT SQD (4502)      SYVYN'S HILL
-FROG BELLY LINT 51-5755      30  18  2  161  BATTLE FROGS 03-13 (6562)  TRICORUS
 DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509   44  38  1  160  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 WOLVERINE 30-5347            19   7  1  160  SUPER HEROES (6908)        IAYE
 LEWIS ALBANESE 40-4547       32  41  0  159  MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (6534)   ZENSU
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    61  83  0  157  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 HRUNTLING 1-8994             22   8  1  157  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 TRAMP BACKSTOP 16-6362       22  14  1  156  GLORIOUS TEAM #16 (6893)   WILLAF
 WEBBED RYME 84-33119         33  30  1  154  TEMPE II III (6739)        BLACKSTONE
 AFTER 10 BEERS! 84-21651     18   6  2  154  ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE (6903) BLACKSTONE
-ARUGULA 3-7180               52  53  2  153  VEGGIES (5063)             OSKSI
-PURGATORY 84-38435           30  10  1  153  ANCIENT CURSE (6763)       BLACKSTONE
 ED-209 96-5273               18  16  3  153  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 RIGHT 84-40007               30  23  1  152  GOOD TIMES (6731)          BLACKSTONE
 THE TICK 12-5659             97 132  0  151  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FISH TACO 81-1687            52  90  1  150  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 BOA 1-8830                   40  72  0  149  SERPENTS' HOLD (6396)      MORDANT
 HELP ON THE WAY 30-4717      33 106  2  148  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 CUDA 74-4049                 28  11  1  146  BROKEN HALO (6859)         DAYLA KIV
 HARD CORE TROUBLE 56-2368    22  22  0  146  SKULL SQUADRON (1253)      ROCANIS
 ABU JR. 52-2284              27  34  1  144  THE CHOSEN ONES (6663)     FRATSFA
 NO BATHROOM 47-7764          79  31  2  143  BASH BROS PARK (6306)      NORTH FORK
 MEGATRON 98-5287             13  11  4  143  KILLER MACHINES-F3 (6898)  SYVYN'S HILL
 MUD KING 56-4659             18   3  3  142  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 COCKROACH 82-47295           13   8  1  142  THIRSTY THUGS 705 (6932)   DWES EG
 KI 31-165                    43  76  1  141  AVENGERS (2153)            CHIMLEVTAL
 MESSIAH 1-7607               28  11  6  140  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 STALINGRAD 21-8259           26  21  1  138  WAR ZONE (6827)            SUNSET
 SUBATOMIC PASTE 84-27527     10  17  0  138  2012 XIV (6842)            BLACKSTONE
-FORGED IN L.A. 18-7433       32  29  1  137  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 CAUSTIC MACAROON 84-15171    16  18  0  135  ORLANDO BOUND II (6840)    BLACKSTONE
 PENICILLEN 43-4299          112 122  1  134  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 SSSKAH 65-7059               67 108  1  134  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833          26  43  0  134  THE SOVEREIGN (6693)       RODEKI
 PYG 97-5962                  19  15  4  134  BLOODY MUMMERS! (6818)     SHADOW GROVE
 BALLWIPE 84-19086            60  96  0  133  BULLIES (6142)             BLACKSTONE
 BWUCE REE 14-4388            29  16  0  130  FOREIGN LEGION (5424)      TOBIR
 SQUYER 25-4871               65 167  0  129  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 THE HIPPY 21-5701            23  15  1  128  WAR ZONE (6827)            SUNSET
 ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497     39  45  0  127  ALMOST EXACTLY (349)       LAPUR
 URETHRA FRANKLIN 82-16581     9   7  1  127  R-E-S-P-E-E (6930)         DWES EG
-JOY 1-7701                   41  31  0  126  MIGHTY MORALS II (5889)    MORDANT
 SCREAMING END 84-32894       29  18  4  124  HERO BLUES (6864)          BLACKSTONE
 WHITE ROCK 10-3563           23  13  0  124  EAGLES CLAW (6957)         KOLACT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMOKEHEAD 20-175             25  18  1  122  THIRSTY THUGS (6844)       SEAM
 FRANK BURKE 96-4474          35  51  3  120  MEDAL OF HONOR 9 (6412)    OLD VALAMANTIS
-WILSON D. WATSON 26-5021     36  15  0  118  MEDAL OF HONOR GN (6649)   CALEAM
 NELCH 84-19062               55 101  3  116  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 SHELDON 21-8063              16   8  1  115  BIG BANG THEORY (6947)     SUNSET
 HOBBS 82-4649                34  26  1  114  RESTRICTIONS (6616)        DWES EG
 THE CHAMPION 9-5794          21   5  0  111  QUEEN (6441)               ZUKAL
 DEE AY 75-1699               29  47  3  109  BLOODMOON GUILD (3323)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 T TEBOW'S CONCUSSIO 84-12163 12   9  0  108  SUPE FORCES 0905 (6839)    BLACKSTONE
-THE CRUSHER 18-8050          55  40  0  105  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 CLICK STUPID LINKS 84-42122  20  14  0  105  99 OF 100 USERS (6993)     BLACKSTONE
 THE CREATOR 84-32899         13   4  0  103  LOITER SQUAD (6941)        BLACKSTONE
-LEGEND 84-39597              21   7  0  102  GEMMELL (6701)             BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-GENERAL POL 56-3412          26  24  1  100  SKULL SQUADRON (1253)      ROCANIS
 CART GIRLS 84-4992           13   3  1  100  WHYILOVEGOLF (6994)        BLACKSTONE
 SHAPELESS PURIST 84-56034    24  16  0   98  HAPPY SPRING V (6881)      BLACKSTONE
 TEENIE WHOPPER 17-7158       22   7  1   96  MISSION: EARTH! (6953)     ALJAFIR
 KATAMARI DAMACY 82-38613     15   1  0   96  COOL GAMES (5822)          DWES EG
 BARRY 12-5663               105 135  0   95  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 FLATLINER 84-45870           12  11  0   95  BAD NEWS BEERS (6942)      BLACKSTONE
 CHARLIE SPLEEN 62-4845       19   8  0   94  U PAY I SLAY (6964)        VALAMANTIS
 TOSSED 82-13128              14   8  0   94  SALADS (5201)              DWES EG
 STEEL GARTEN 32-6150         30  28  1   93  GASTROPUB (6795)           ARVAT
 GLOBULAR VENALITY 84-54215   21  25  2   93  SICK DAY 25 (6961)         BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE DOCTOR 47-8142           22   9  0   87  D.A. REJECTS (6735)        NORTH FORK
 SIR MARCUS THE BOLD 60-9044  24  36  2   86  THE ELITE (6740)           ARADI
 NAGASAKI 21-8303             26  19  1   82  WAR ZONE (6827)            SUNSET
 KNOWLEDGE 16-5610            26  25  0   82  POWER LEGION (5356)        WILLAF
 A MAN 35-4521                25  17  2   82  4-LETTER TUMS' (6980)      MURSKA
 QUINSY CONCH 85-568          19   8  0   82  GREAT TEAM 9 (6977)        JASPER GULCH
 MAMBA 2-6100                 19  13  0   82  SERPENTS HOLD (5939)       NIANIA
-BABY BAB 21-8106             21  18  0   81  CRACKED REAR VIEW (7014)   SUNSET
 PUFFY LIPS 30-5219           15   9  1   81  HER BEST ASSETS (5880)     IAYE
 HARRY HYENA 20-137           25  16  0   80  HUCKLE'S CATS (7024)       SEAM
 JENICOR 35-4593              26  15  0   79  HOUSE JHEREG (138)         MURSKA
-DENNIS SINNED 21-8104        21  16  0   79  CRACKED REAR VIEW (7014)   SUNSET
 ZBIGNIEW 97-6115             13   8  4   79  SUPERIOR FORCES II (6819)  SHADOW GROVE
 PATRICK BATEMAN 99-4366      19  17  4   78  DERANGED 26 (6714)         SOUTH RIDGE
-TUM'S SOCKS 4-6870           17  11  0   78  SMELLS LIKE FROG (6843)    JHELUM
-MIKLOS 35-4685               20  14  3   77  HOUSE JHEREG (138)         MURSKA
 CHINA ROOM 85-542            21  17  1   74  GREAT TEAM 3 (6951)        JASPER GULCH
-CLOGGED CHIMNEY 72-7589      13   2  2   74  BASH BROS FIREPLACE (6897) DRAGONHEAD
 TENURED WHELP 84-15361        8   5  0   74  DA ORLANDO MOB XXIII (6989)BLACKSTONE
 MICKEY SLIM 81-2144          31  20  0   73  WICKED MARTYRS (6615)      SHADOWSPIRE
 PHANTASM 43-5048             11   6  1   72  SPIRIT'S REALM (6949)      VEASTIAN
-GRIZZLY REMAINS 81-2459      20  11  0   71  FURRY FURY (5669)          SHADOWSPIRE
 AHUA KIN 40-3346             18  14  0   69  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 BETHANY 85-5089              17   8  0   69  DOGMA (6910)               JASPER GULCH
 MARLBORO MAN 47-8145         16  12  1   69  D.A. REJECTS (6735)        NORTH FORK
-SUPERWEED 81-1675            18  12  2   68  THE MONSANTIS (6997)       SHADOWSPIRE
 JORD 3-7502                  21  14  2   67  AESIR (1373)               OSKSI
 FAKE SALE PRICE 72-7775      23   4  1   66  BB INFOMERCIAL (6955)      DRAGONHEAD
 MOON PIE 84-40905            19  16  0   66  BIG BANG THEORY (7017)     BLACKSTONE
 FJORD 84-36346               14   7  0   66  IDIOCRACY (6992)           BLACKSTONE
 HAPPY-GO-LINTY 98-5440       11  13  4   66  LINTAPALOOZA (6900)        SYVYN'S HILL
 ANUSHA 56-4660               17   7  1   65  SKULL SQUADRON (1253)      ROCANIS
-HUNGRY PEASANT 15-3605       15   5  2   65  FAMINE (6590)              MALCORN
 MAJESTIC 14-5013              8   2  0   65  THING OF BEAUTY (7020)     TOBIR
 MEZQUINO POLLO 47-8666       18  12  1   64  CARTMAN (6969)             NORTH FORK

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INSANITY 84-11853             9   3  1   63  MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (7001)    BLACKSTONE
 BISMUTH BENDER 29-5692       34  13  2   62  BASH BROS TAXI (6571)      LAPUR
 GIBSON 81-2381               29  19  1   62  WICKED MARTYRS (6615)      SHADOWSPIRE
 RAO 56-4607                  21  19  1   62  SKULL SQUADRON (1253)      ROCANIS
 SANDY 85-7914                16   0  2   61  LOVELY LADIES (7026)       JASPER GULCH
 ONION RINGS 81-1684          26 116  0   60  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 HEADLONG PUFFIN 85-582       20  22  1   60  GREAT TEAM 11 (7004)       JASPER GULCH
-WS1 5-5667                   15   7  0   60  TMM DEMO LAB 16 (7009)     KALTOS
 SPECTRE 84-46450             11   4  0   60  SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (7013)    BLACKSTONE
 OPEN WIFI 84-42037           14  14  1   59  MY FAVORITE THINGS 3 (6975)BLACKSTONE
-DRAUGHT 99-5783              13   7  5   59  DEATH PENALTY BG (6901)    SOUTH RIDGE
 HOUND ARCHON 75-3617         26  23  1   57  APOKOLIPS (6888)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 INDIANA JONES 84-46411       15  10  0   56  80S MOVIES (7007)          BLACKSTONE
 TONY TWILO 5-4525            14   8  0   56  ARCANE BLUNDER (6956)      KALTOS
 TOO SUAVE 18-9338            19  16  2   55  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 WIND GIGGLE 3-7697           18  16  1   55  7TH SANCTUM (6944)         OSKSI
-SPUTO 32-6403                15   6  2   53  IL MALVAGIO (7027)         ARVAT
 ACORN 63-3097                23  26  0   51  NUTS! (6792)               AMEN-TEI
 HOPONIOUS UNION 32-6481      15   8  1   51  GASTROPUB (6795)           ARVAT
 THE BLUE PILL 65-7201        20  11  1   50  ALTERNATE REALITY (6970)   DAL SHANG
-SKELETOR 33-8444             13  10  0   49  XXX BANDITS (6660)         NIATOLI ISLAND
-GRAVATTACK 30-5180           14   3  3   48  OMNITRIX (6492)            IAYE
 PANTERA 82-56042             29 141  2   43  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 INCEST 38-5235               21  18  0   42  WHAT? (6683)               CLIFFHOME
 BOUNCY BOTTOM 30-5177        17  18  1   41  HER BEST ASSETS (5880)     IAYE
-THE POSTMAN 25-5867          16  26  1   40  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (6886)    LYRATILAN
 S.N.A.F.U. 32-6523           14   4  1   40  SECRET SQUIRRELS (6110)    ARVAT
 DEN'S FAVORITE 33-3581       31  26  0   38  DEMONSPAWN (1275)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 OBSESS 18-10652              15  12  0   37  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
-ANVIL 9-5904                 11   2  2   37  ACME (7023)                ZUKAL
-POISONED APPLE 99-5786        9  11  5   36  DEATH PENALTY BG (6901)    SOUTH RIDGE
 LYON BEAR 81-2412            20  24  1   34  THE COMMODORES (6851)      SHADOWSPIRE
 MEGA-MAN 21-8192             23  29  2   30  DEAD LEGENDS (6866)        SUNSET
 '''5'''' 96-5960              8   3  3   30  PAYBACK (7012)             OLD VALAMANTIS
 SHAM JOKER 3-7700            17  20  0   29  7TH SANCTUM (6944)         OSKSI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
SONNY TERRY 30-3912       19  14  1 DELTA BLUES 4115       CERES 99-3866             793
ABU JR. 52-2284           27  34  1 THE CHOSEN ONES 6663   BERLIN 21-8161            793

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CRATER FACE devastated THE SPOTLIGHT in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MARY ANN vanquished THE CURE in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven Challenge battle.
BLINKY unbelievably bested FLOPSY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
VIRUS was overpowered by EERIEST EXPECTATION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GODSLAYER was vanquished by I in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FEDEX was handily defeated by BOSOMY GOLDMINE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MGR HATES SL'ERS lost to TEST TUBE BABY in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
PINKY SWEAR won victory over VENOM in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
HIGH POINTS vanquished BABY BLUE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HONEY BOO BOO was handily defeated by FIXED DRINK in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
INFERNO devastated BLACKBERRY in a exciting 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
TROLL slimly lost to BERYL NEWMAN in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
SNACK FAIRY was handily defeated by THE KING in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
PSYCHEDELIC BLUR savagely defeated SHAWNEE in a 3 minute Challenge struggle.
CRIKEY! overpowered FRANKLIN E. SIGLER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
PINK STREAKER overpowered TRAMP BACKSTOP in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
HRUNTLING was overpowered by MARTY MCFLY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
ED-209 was savagely defeated by TWITPIN in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
PYG was beaten by HELP ON THE WAY in a action packed 2 minute gruesome Challenge fray.
MY-RE unbelievably bested CUDA in a exciting 1 minute gory Challenge bout.
NO BATHROOM overpowered FRANK BURKE in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HARD CORE TROUBLE was narrowly defeated by AFTER 10 BEERS! in a 4 minute bout.
MEGATRON narrowly defeated BALLWIPE in a action packed 7 minute gory Challenge duel.
MESSIAH viciously subdued LONG-N-SLIM in a 2 minute bloody Challenge bout.
ABU JR. was dispatched by BERLIN in a popular 2 minute Challenge bout.
BISMUTH BENDER overpowered LYON BEAR in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ACORN savagely defeated DEN'S FAVORITE in a slow 19 minute brutal Challenge fight.
ANUSHA beat TOO SUAVE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge bout.
CART GIRLS demolished A MAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
RAO was defeated by CHINA ROOM in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
TEENIE WHOPPER subdued QUINSY CONCH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
BOUNCY BOTTOM beat MEGA-MAN in a popular 1 minute Challenge fray.
FAKE SALE PRICE subdued ONION RINGS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
THONG RENAISSANCE was narrowly defeated by PORTLY NEPOTIST in a 4 minute Title duel.
SPICY TRICEP won victory over NICK SEAFORT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal bout.
BLACK DEATH was handily defeated by SLITHER in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
SKIP JAMES overpowered COTTONBALL in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
SKULLWUNNY was bested by VANGUARD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
THE UPTIGHT MAN viciously subdued GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS in a popular 4 minute conflict.
PRODIGAL beat THUNDERBIRD in a action packed 1 minute competition.
HELPER HAND handily defeated MR. GHERKIN'S MERKIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RANCID WAIF overpowered GINI in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
MERCEDES overpowered DROXINE in a 2 minute brutal uneven competition.
FIDDLESTICKS was subdued by BINGE N PURGE in a exciting 2 minute brutal conflict.
JABBER HOGAN demolished MACROS THE BLACK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WILD HORSES was viciously subdued by ADDAI in a 2 minute bloody contest.
PHOENIX was narrowly defeated by BEEMO in a exciting 5 minute brutal struggle.
CYCLOTRON PAJAMAS bested MC SHAN in a 2 minute bloody fight.
VITO BERTOLDO was subdued by SYCAMORE STYLE in a 2 minute battle.
CHANGING BUFFALO was bested by PLYOMETRICS in a popular 3 minute brawl.
FROZBOZ overpowered NAS IS COMING in a popular 3 minute gory mismatched duel.
CRAZED GOBLIN bested LEMON DROP in a 1 minute conflict.
ACCURSED COMMUNION was bested by GEORGIA SAM in a 2 minute bout.
PRAWN STAR beat BRUSSEL SPROUTS in a action packed 2 minute fight.
HILLARY was savagely defeated by PHOTON in a exciting 2 minute bloody conflict.
NAKED LUNCH was narrowly defeated by GOLDEN ABERRATION in a popular 3 minute struggle.
ROGAR THORFIN devastated ROBERT PAULSON in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven match.
HOGSHEAD was savagely defeated by KATANA in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.
BANDIT viciously subdued WATSON in a exciting 4 minute brutal match.
GEORGE PETERSON vanquished REUNITED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
JIMMY WIN savagely defeated MAXIMILLIAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal duel.
PICAPEPPA overpowered GIRL SCOUT COOKIE in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided match.
FLUKE was savagely defeated by CHOPPED RABBIT in a action packed 6 minute brawl.
LIFE IS GOOD was overpowered by FELAWESHIPE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SLAP HAPPY lost to SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a exciting 5 minute brawl.
ASCARI overpowered LUNKPOOF in a 2 minute uneven fight.
BREWERY DEATH was handily defeated by DROKK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KULGAN demolished SAMI in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
DEATH CURTAINS luckily beat LEGACY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fray.
WALTER EHLERS vanquished EDDIE VEDDER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MANNY LEHMAN was devastated by ROSS F. GRAY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
ANTON CHIGURH subdued DISSIDENT in a action packed 4 minute gory fight.
MR. CHUCK was demolished by FINGER SANDWICH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HERITAGE was narrowly defeated by DOWNWITHTHEKING in a 2 minute match.
ALMOND FISHER overpowered MORK CALLING ORSON in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
MY LITTLE GTO slimly lost to HANGMAN in a exciting 7 minute gruesome fray.
HALFTIME beat BOLPH in a exciting 1 minute competition.
PREDNIZONE was bested by DOMINATUS NON VIZ in a popular 2 minute battle.
( ) overpowered STRAP ON in a action packed 2 minute gory mismatched fight.
SPARE ANCHOR overpowered ABCESS in a exciting 4 minute one-sided bout.
LATE AFTERNOON was outwaited by BALROG in a crowd pleasing 9 minute brutal fight.
JACK DANIELS lost to MEET DEATH in a action packed 1 minute contest.
TREE TRUNKS defeated PAID IN FULL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
ONE MIC overpowered DESMOND DOSS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
SERPENTITO demolished CHAINSAW VIGILANTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
VULCAN won victory over MR. POTATO HEAD in a action packed 3 minute melee.
SOVEREYN was handily defeated by LITTLE LION in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SHIV was overpowered by ROBERT NETT in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
IMAGINATION was overpowered by BRAK in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC luckily beat ROONEY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute battle.
DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON overpowered KINKY MCKINK in a 1 minute uneven contest.
SAURON overpowered SCALES in a 2 minute gory one-sided fight.
BARON BLOOD narrowly defeated GRAVITRON in a 2 minute brawl.
THE NOTHING demolished JOSE VALDEZ in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
THONKORON viciously subdued DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 2 minute gruesome melee.
DMX overpowered RATTLER in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
ALIEN viciously subdued BUGS in a action packed 2 minute gruesome contest.
BALISONG was handily defeated by POPE BOB in a popular 2 minute mismatched duel.
TEQUILA was luckily beaten by BOONE in a exciting 7 minute brutal duel.
SONNY TERRY was assassinated by CERES in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched duel.
HANNIBAL LECTER devastated ITALIAN STALLION in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
BRITISH SEA POWER demolished TALIB KWELI in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BONHAM slimly lost to SNAPPING TURTLE in a 2 minute brawl.
SKINNY PETE was demolished by EDWARD O'HARE in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
VORPAL BUNNY was demolished by INK AND STEEL in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
PRADUS subdued KIERA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
RUPTURE handily defeated ICE KING in a action packed 1 minute brutal uneven battle.
SIS BOOM BAA overpowered LIL JOHNNY in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
DRY KEG defeated LUCY in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
SHE'S A JAR was devastated by DAMION CORONA in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
FISHWIFE was savagely defeated by SLITHERING IDIOT in a 2 minute gruesome conflict.
CHARLES MURRAY, JR overpowered ASP in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
FLOYD slimly won victory over DETH FROM ABOVE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory bout.
PROBLEM CHILD overpowered COME AS YOU ARE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SEYMORE GUTTS viciously subdued SWEET CHILD in a 2 minute bloody match.
MAUL ON WHEELS overcame LOGAN in a 2 minute brutal match.
JELLY BELLY was beaten by RICOCHET RABBIT in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
GOPHER BAROQUE was overpowered by BEAST OF BURDEN in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
CHERRY was subdued by JACK PENDELTON in a 2 minute struggle.
CHOOSE GOOSE overpowered NO CHASER in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
JASON VOORHEES was handily defeated by OOZING MY MIND in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ROBERT OWENS was devastated by DEADLY FORCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fray.
RED SPECIAL was beaten by FATAL BEAUTY in a 2 minute match.
COUNT IN THE CELLAR was vanquished by ALLAWALLA in a 2 minute mismatched struggle.
ARNOLD LAYNE was overpowered by NECROTICA in a 5 minute one-sided struggle.
RAIN MAN was overpowered by LEAPS INTO THE AIR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
ARCHERS OF LOAF was narrowly defeated by POLLY in a exciting 4 minute duel.
TALON viciously subdued BOOZER in a popular 3 minute bloody battle.
ANNIE DUKE devastated LOBOROACH in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
COBRA defeated HANAKO-SAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
THIRD COURSE overcame GALILEO in a 1 minute bout.
TOMAS won victory over XYLOID in a 2 minute duel.
INKED PIG was viciously subdued by ODB in a exciting 2 minute brutal brawl.
BOWEN subdued LOUD DRUNK in a action packed 1 minute match.
RATTLER demolished THE WHITE WHALE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
DRACO-LICH narrowly defeated EVERYONE WANTS SOME in a exciting 7 minute fight.
GREASESPOT was luckily beaten by SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 2 minute bloody bout.
BOOZEFIGHTERS beat DIAL M FOR MEAT in a popular 2 minute bloody match.
CLARENCE B. CRAFT viciously subdued THE TERMINATOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
EMERALD TWIST demolished THE TICK in a popular 3 minute brutal uneven fight.
EDWARD ALLWORTH overpowered ESTRADA in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
SIERRA was devastated by SIMABU in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
FLITCHAK lost to CEREBUS HIMSELF in a 2 minute bout.
GRAPE APE was overpowered by BEUFORD ANDERSON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
METRON beat WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG in a exciting 3 minute gruesome bout.
TERRY SEYMOUR was narrowly defeated by WOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
STEAMING EARL was demolished by MUSH in a 2 minute gory uneven bout.
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY was handily defeated by WET SNUB in a 2 minute mismatched match.
CHILI CHEESE demolished BENNIE ADKINS in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 defeated SEYMORE GUTTS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal duel.
EBONY demolished LEAD BELLY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched melee.
GZA savagely defeated NO SMOKING in a 2 minute bloody match.
FISH TACO was overpowered by GREY MATTER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
8TH ATTEMPT demolished SQUYER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TOSSED SALAD subdued URETHRA FRANKLIN in a popular 2 minute match.
SOFT 'N CHEWY was handily defeated by RALPH NEPPEL in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ANDERSON overpowered SENSIBLE SHOES in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
MURDEROUS THRUST handily defeated ADDUCTOR MAGNUS in a 3 minute mismatched contest.
ERNEST R. KOUMA devastated WHITE ROCK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
WEBBED RYME was handily defeated by HOPTICAL ILLUSION in a 1 minute conflict.
CAPTAIN MAGMA overpowered NELCH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
BUDDERCUP viciously subdued TWILO THUNDER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody duel.
KAMIN overpowered COCKROACH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
HELL WEEK vanquished SUBATOMIC PASTE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
THE SMELL OF IT overpowered STALINGRAD in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
JAMES BAXTER overpowered THE HIPPY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MIKE COLALILLO bested BERTHOLD in a action packed 3 minute bout.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was defeated by GARLIC ARAOI in a 2 minute conflict.
RUN'S HOUSE demolished WOLVERINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CLOTMUCK overpowered SHELDON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ERNIE BIRDSLAYER was bested by RIGHT in a 2 minute contest.
CAUSTIC MACAROON was defeated by MUD KING in a exciting 1 minute duel.
GLOBULAR VENALITY was demolished by HOBBS in a exciting 2 minute uneven competition.
PENICILLEN won victory over SMOKEHEAD in a popular 4 minute brawl.
KI won victory over SCREAMING END in a popular 4 minute contest.
BWUCE REE was handily defeated by LEWIS ALBANESE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SSSKAH was beaten by BOA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome struggle.
WIND GIGGLE was beaten by MAJESTIC in a 1 minute duel.
SIR MARCUS THE BOLD was demolished by CLICK STUPID LINKS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
THE CREATOR devastated AHUA KIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEE AY overpowered KNOWLEDGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
MICKEY SLIM was devastated by CHARLIE SPLEEN in a exciting 2 minute uneven bout.
KATAMARI DAMACY devastated OPEN WIFI in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE CHAMPION demolished NAGASAKI in a action packed 3 minute brutal mismatched battle.
T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION savagely defeated JENICOR in a exciting 4 minute gory fight.
SHAPELESS PURIST devastated TONY TWILO in a 1 minute uneven match.
BETHANY was luckily beaten by PUFFY LIPS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
HEADLONG PUFFIN was handily defeated by MAMBA in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
SANDY overpowered INCEST in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
JORD savagely defeated INDIANA JONES in a 2 minute brutal fray.
MEZQUINO POLLO was overpowered by TOSSED in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MARLBORO MAN overcame HOUND ARCHON in a 2 minute fight.
THE DOCTOR demolished FJORD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PHANTASM vanquished S.N.A.F.U. in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SPECTRE handily defeated OBSESS in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided battle.
'''5'''' was devastated by TENURED WHELP in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
FLATLINER overpowered MOON PIE in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
ZBIGNIEW was savagely defeated by STEEL GARTEN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory bout.
HARRY HYENA was outwaited by BARRY in a unpopular 19 minute conflict.
HAPPY-GO-LINTY defeated PANTERA in a exciting 4 minute bout.
HOPONIOUS UNION was luckily beaten by PATRICK BATEMAN in a popular 1 minute match.
THE BLUE PILL was defeated by CRUTCH in a popular 1 minute duel.
SHAM JOKER was demolished by GIBSON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
INSANITY overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                     113         LUNGING ATTACK   588 - 474 -  4      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                 103         PARRY-RIPOSTE     99 -  91 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   30         AIMED BLOW       620 - 577 -  2      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     29         SLASHING ATTACK  129 - 135 -  0      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 29         PARRY-LUNGE      126 - 134 -  1      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     27         TOTAL PARRY      119 - 127 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 27         WALL OF STEEL    155 - 180 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   19         BASHING ATTACK    81 -  99 -  1      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  19         STRIKING ATTACK  120 - 189 -  4      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         PARRY-STRIKE      34 -  60 -  0      36  |

Turn 793 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  7     PARRY-LUNGE       14 - 15         5  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY       16 - 11     WALL OF STEEL     14 - 16         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    56 - 47     BASHING ATTACK     8 - 11         1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK   14 - 13     STRIKING ATTACK   10 - 19         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW        58 - 55     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  8         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       PORTLY NEPOTIST 96-3104    60  46  4  293 TO DIE FOR 2 (5780)
LUNGING ATTACK   ( ) 43-3593                62  20  1  492 FEARLESS LOSERS (6232)
SLASHING ATTACK  ONE MIC 36-7580            76  26  1  460 STILLMATIC (6297)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ASCARI 96-3716             87  53  4  312 NEED FOR SPEED (6069)
WALL OF STEEL    DEATH CURTAINS 96-4161     58  54  5  281 DEADLY STEPS F3 (6214)
TOTAL PARRY      BOSOMY GOLDMINE 1-8537     38  22  0  277 SUPER STARS R US (6567)
BASHING ATTACK   CERES 99-3866              53  46  5  238 DODEKATHEON (6315)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362     60  52  0  237 UNNAMEABLES (6153)
STRIKING ATTACK  FELAWESHIPE 25-4968        90 126  0  228 CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)
PARRY-STRIKE     HOGSHEAD 74-4372           44  31  2  200 COUNTRY PIE (6458)

The overall popularity leader is SLAP HAPPY 60-6031.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DRACO-LICH 10-3013.  The ten other most popular fighters were MY LITTLE GTO 
47-7745, TEQUILA 28-5341, CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362, LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695, T TEBOW'S 
CONCUSSION 84-12163, HARD CORE TROUBLE 56-2368, NICK SEAFORT 21-7513, DRY KEG 
33-6679, PANTERA 82--9494, and MEGATRON 98-5287.

The least popular fighter this week was DEN'S FAVORITE 33-3581.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BARRY 12-5663, ACORN 63-3097, HARRY HYENA 20-137, S.N.A.F.U. 
32-6523, FJORD 84--29190, MEZQUINO POLLO 47-8666, OPEN WIFI 84--23499, AHUA KIN 
40-3346, BWUCE REE 14-4388, and WOLVERINE 30-5347.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           8  1 0  TI(23)               1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          5  6 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  3 0  LYRATILAN(25)        5  4 0  ANDOR(57)            2  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  3 0  CALEAM(26)           0  3 0  ARADI(60)            4  5 0  
JHELUM(4)            3  4 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  5 0  LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  2 0  IAYE(30)             6  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         3  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       3  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  4 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            5  3 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  5 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       3  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           7  4 0  MURSKA(35)           1  3 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        3  4 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  2 0  JHANS(36)            2  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  6 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       2  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  2 0  ZENSU(40)            4  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  5 0  
TOBIR(14)            3  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  DWES EG(82)         19 19 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  2 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  3 0  VEASTIAN(43)         4  4 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      36 26 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  0 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     3  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  7 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  6 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  5 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  4 0  
SEAM(20)             0  3 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     5  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  8 1  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      8  1 1  
SOLVEN(22)           3  2 0  KHALHUMS(53)         0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BOSOMY GOLDMINE 1-8537      38  22  0  277  SUPER STARS R US (6567)    MORDANT
 EDWARD O'HARE 2-5461        58  43  0  224  MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (6000)   NIANIA
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675       125 144  1  261  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 THE UPTIGHT MAN 4-6857      48  13  0  278  OUT OF PROZAC (6386)       JHELUM
 WATSON 5-5132               61  81  0  205  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579           70  59  0  240  BLACK AND BLUES (6227)     TRANSEL
 MARY ANN 7-6183             47  22  0  271  CHURCH LADIES (5801)       BONSUR
 RANCID WAIF 8-4413         130  74  0  227  HAPLESS WAIF (5949)        ARKERS
 MARTY MCFLY 9-5915          23  10  0  184  FROM THE 80'S (6873)       ZUKAL
 ADDAI 10-5951               85  77  1  238  SERPENTS HOLD! (6096)      KOLACT
 HONEY BOO BOO 11-7645       59  42  3  195  REALITY TV (6369)          ARUAK CITY
 BANDIT 12-3231              49  21  1  220  BLACK TIDE (3072)          RIZTAB
 LITTLE LION 13-5626         41  34  1  217  ALLITERATE ARMY (6613)     DULLENS
 ODB 14-4891                 45  44  2  208  WU-TANG FOREVER (6151)     TOBIR
 BOWEN 15-5091               65  84  1  213  SERPENTS' HOLD (6076)      MALCORN
 GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS 16-5456    62  64  2  207  MUSCLE MEN 3 (6205)        WILLAF
 HERITAGE 17-7710            27   8  0  202  LES MENTORS (6876)         ALJAFIR
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        97  36  2  228  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           56  41  1  199  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (6310)   ZUWAYZA
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      38  49  0  193  LORDS OF CHAOS (2215)      SEAM
 SLAP YOURSELF SILL 21-4697 100  72  0  266  SORE LOSERS (3715)         SUNSET
 DOUGLAS T. JACOBSO 22-7050  39  44  1  233  MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (6481)  SOLVEN
 HANGMAN 23-1076             57  31  1  223  FACES OF DEATH (905)       TI
 BARON BLOOD 25-1396         51  35  4  266  FACES OF DEATH (1092)      LYRATILAN
 SHIV 26-5006                60  46  1  194  SERPENTS HOLD (6243)       CALEAM
 TEQUILA 28-5341             46  30  1  174  BIG SHOTS (6965)           MORYA
 I 29-6065                   38  13  1  258  F (6767)                   LAPUR
 HIGH POINTS 30-4958         38  32  1  210  HER BEST ASSETS (5880)     IAYE
 DROKK 31-4014               62  49  2  230  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (6375) CHIMLEVTAL
 DOMINATUS NON VIZ 32-6347   29   9  1  255  SECRET SQUIRRELS (6110)    ARVAT
 DRY KEG 33-6679             86 181  1  212  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 FIXED DRINK 35-4529         45  25  0  231  FOOT OF PRIDE (6442)       MURSKA
 ONE MIC 36-7580             76  26  1  460  STILLMATIC (6297)          JHANS
 THE CURE 38-4085            57  42  1  196  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 TREE TRUNKS 40-4601         31  23  1  238  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695      52  35  0  203  LAZY SUNDAY (6524)         KATI-TEI
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631         48  93  1  186  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (6209 RODEKI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ( ) 43-3593                 62  20  1  492  FEARLESS LOSERS (6232)     VEASTIAN
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567      103 104  0  216  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 TALON 46-3692               37  30  4  214  MILE HIGH CLUB (6505)      ARDIVENT
 MY LITTLE GTO 47-7745       49  32  0  205  OBG! (6774)                NORTH FORK
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        70  76  1  189  COLLEGE RADIO (6502)       TRICORUS
 ABU JR. 52-2284             27  34  1  144  THE CHOSEN ONES (6663)     FRATSFA
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040         58  40  0  192  EXCELLENT TUNES (3158)     KHALHUMS
 KULGAN 56-4268              80  60  3  272  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 BRAK 57-3163                45  33  2  224  CLAN STEELHAMMER (2344)    ANDOR
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362      60  52  0  237  UNNAMEABLES (6153)         ARADI
 GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633   42  38  1  193  SHEWISH BUFFET (6183)      JURINE
 INFERNO 62-4581             40  29  1  206  DISASTERS (6009)           VALAMANTIS
 SLITHER 63-2852             78  77  2  221  SERPENTS HOLD 113 (6059)   AMEN-TEI
 XYLOID 65-7141              51  57  2  194  SCRABBLE (6326)            DAL SHANG
 GINI 66-3117                88  95  0  205  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 SIMABU 72-4426              64  56  0  228  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 GEORGE PETERSON 74-4297     72  28  0  269  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85    71  65  2  218  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ROGAR THORFIN 78-2255       87  64  5  297  DOMINATION (4121)          LIN TIRIAN
 PRAWN STAR 81-2149          47  33  1  296  OTTO'S DINER (5803)        SHADOWSPIRE
 JABBER HOGAN 82--15570      54  35  2  243  LAZY 9 (6429)              DWES EG
 BERTHOLD 83-314             64  88  2  162  SUDDENLY, THE VAN (6114)   TELORINTHE
 CYCLOTRON PAJAMAS 84-27697  58  36  1  275  011312F (6485)             BLACKSTONE
 BEEMO 85-9960               16   4  1  200  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6912)    JASPER GULCH
 PORTLY NEPOTIST 96-3104     60  46  4  293  TO DIE FOR 2 (5780)        OLD VALAMANTIS
 ANTON CHIGURH 97-3183      123  41  6  314  DERANGED 6 (5782)          SHADOW GROVE
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243       31  41  5  212  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (6515)      SYVYN'S HILL
 VULCAN 99-3864              57  40  4  273  DODEKATHEON (6315)         SOUTH RIDGE