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Date   : 11/21/2017    Duedate: 12/04/2017

TALAHYA ARENA

DM 100    TURN 813

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BIG BAD 7/4401       909  572  13 61.4      STEVEN UNIVERSE 3/7093
    VEGGIES 3/5063                              TATOR TOPPINGS 82/7143
    SHEPHERDS 18/1774                           YOU DON'T SAY! 46/6580
    BASH BROS GAS 72/7146                       IRATE FORMATIONS 3/5830
    BASH BROS CARS 25/6202                      ADVENTURE TIME 2 40/6201
    BASH BROS PARK 47/6306                      ADVENTURE TIME 2 85/6912
    BASH BROS TAXI 29/6571                      ADVENTURE TIME 3 41/6828
    BB INFOMERCIAL 72/6955                      DEADLY HYBRIDS F5 98/7103
    BASH BROS CONDO 72/7145                     GLORIOUS TEAM #16 16/6893
    MIGHTY MORALS II 1/5889                     KILLER MACHINES F2 96/6817
    NEXT GENERATION 18/4678                     TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 65/7047
    BASH BROS LAWYER 72/6426                    TMM EXPERIMENTS 73 17/7050
    FOUND IN THE SAND 73/5339                   ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE 84/6903
    BASH BROS MICROSOFT 72/6466               4 TEAM FLOYD 38/741   2063 1537  17 57.3
  2 MY TCS 82/7037      3075 2222  33 58.1      DODEKATHEON 99/6315
    2012 XIV 84/6842                            BG-BOSSANOVA 97/6417
    PHILLY X 84/6758                            HOMER'S PETS 74/6200
    DOODS III 84/6935                           COLLEGE RADIO 32/6373
    EX-PHILLIS 82/6684                          COLLEGE RADIO 51/6502
    APRIL 12 II 84/6777                         MILE HIGH CLUB 46/6505
    R-E-S-P-E-E 82/6930                         ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/5189
    STREET PIZZA 18/786                         ARCANE GREATS MI 99/6189
    WARRIORS 10 84/7132                         I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/6168
    ZOMBIE LAND 84/7049                         TERRAPIN STATION 10/2351
    DM:EPISODE 2 84/7084                        THE SAVAGE KINKS 22/6372
    LINTAPALOOZA 98/6900                        CSU COLLEGE RADIO 40/6438
    TEMPE II III 84/6739                        INK & STEEL RETRO 15/6155
    4-LETTER PIZZA 84/6160                      THE MOTHERSHIP AH 60/6503
    DEAD LIKE ME 2 96/5526                      THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/6310
    HALLOWEENIE II 84/6705                      THE MOTHERSHIP IV 82/6220
    HAPPY SPRING V 84/6881                      VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/6397
    TUM'S ALL STARS 84/7041                     ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/6514
    GOOD FLAVORS III 84/7058                    EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 47/7158
    ORLANDO BOUND II 84/6840                  5 AMBER 21/6850         61   46   0 57.0
    STREET PIZZAD IX 82/6834                    WE GOT GAME 46/6552
    STREET PIZZAD XX 82/6691                    YUPPIE HORDE 1/6872
    BLESS US, EVERYONE 82/6686                  COURTS OF CHAOS 52/7160
    THE ORLANDO MOB 17 84/6937                  DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/6624
    NAMED BY MARK XXIII 84/6814                 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/6547
    DA ORLANDO MOB XXIII 84/6989              6 PAYBACK 96/7012      875  676  12 56.4
  3 F 29/6767           2480 1821  16 57.7      TEAM TOONS 47/6968
    NO 11 62/7074                               SORE LOSERS 21/3715
    WHAT? 38/6683                               PICTURE THIS 56/7028
    011312F 84/6485                             THE MILKSOPS 57/4213
    011411L 84/6695                             FEARLESS LOSERS 43/6232
    012112N 84/6848                             BENTSWORDS BUNCH 66/2469
    051410A 84/6747                             CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/2065
    111610C 84/7142                             HOPELESS DREAMERS 51/6998
    JAN 16O 85/7135                           7 NUTS! 63/6792       2396 1863  29 56.3
    COOL GAMES 82/5822                          MUNCHIES 84/6482
    SAUNA TIME 82/6536                          SKY HIGH 84/7147
    GREAT TEAM 3 85/6951                        DECEIVERS 51/6753
    GREAT TEAM 9 85/6977                        SURPRISE! 82/6931

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    4-LETTER TUMS' 35/6980                      REALITY TV 11/6369
    IT IS KNOWN 43/6867                         CLUB CULTURE 60/4637
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                        ARCANE BLUNDER 5/6956
    BUMPER WISDOM 65/7151                       INANIMATE TOFU 18/2769
    SECRET TRYSTS 84/6920                       ALTERNATE REALITY 65/6970
    BAD INTENTIONS 82/6349                   14 OZ 69/6927          3346 3053  29 52.3
    PUB CRAWLERS 5 84/7046                      FANTASIA 1/4914
    BLOODY MUMMERS! 97/6818                     ON A ROLL 82/6339
    I MEAN BUSINESS 84/6468                     DERANGED 21 97/6211
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     DERANGED 24 99/6316
    MISSION: EARTH! 17/6953                     DERANGED 26 99/6714
    PUB CRAWLERS 32 84/7137                     SILENT KINGS 82/5672
    THE BLOODGUARDS 33/7144                     TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477
    FRUIT OF THE LOOM 60/5976                   HARD LIQUOR 3 82/6928
    HIGHSCHOOL HEROES 84/7051                   ROOKIE CULT 7 82/6810
  8 DOGMA 85/6910       1387 1098  16 55.8      ROOKIE PINK 1 82/6539
    SALADS 82/5201                              WRECKING CREW 41/7089
    BELOW PAR 82/6744                           CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503
    ORCCON THUGS 4/5021                         DEADLY HACKERS 82/6236
    THIRSTY THUGS 10/3299                       ROOKIE PINK 13 82/6987
    THIRSTY THUGS 20/6844                       TRIBAL COUNCIL 82/6745
    BAD NEWS BEERS 84/6942                      STONED ROOKIES 33 82/6583
    WICKED MARTYRS 81/6615                      STONED ROOKIES 35 82/6986
    99 OF 100 USERS 84/6993                     STONED ROOKIES 60 82/6811
    BLOODMOON GUILD 75/3323                  15-KNIGHTS OF  56/1481  151  140   3 51.9
    FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 82/6392                16 LA BOULANGE 45/7153  861  802   5 51.8
    THIRSTY THUGS 705 82/6932                17-RESTRICTION 82/6616  210  198   1 51.5
    THIRSTY THUGS 0415 82/6783               18 SCRABBLE 65/6326    1184 1120   9 51.4
    THIRSTY THUGS 0513 84/7126                  TREXTRAS 56/6422
    THIRSTY THUGS 1308 84/6787                  TECHNOLOGY 5/1778
    MY FAVORITE THINGS 3 84/6975                OTTO'S DINER 81/5803
  9 80'S DISCO 22/6733   986  813   8 54.8      OTTODROME 41 84/7040
    NOBLE ON FIRE 16/5408                       REDNECK JIHAD 35/7128
    WISH LIST 2007 82/6671                      OTTOMAN EMPIRE 32/6526
    ARCANE PHARMACY 29/6266                     EXPLODING SHEEP 84/6300
    CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839                     NOTHING BUT DIP 82/6535
    ARCANE TREASURES 82/6689                 19 WARCKERS 26/2633     167  158   3 51.4
 10 DREAMTIME 60/5618    904  766   9 54.1      WAR-C-KERS 71/7162
    7TH SANCTUM 3/6944                       20 EMPIRE 10/2352       728  696   5 51.1
    7TH SANCTUM 13/6357                         IMPORTANT 12/7031
    7TH SANCTUM 20/6924                         GOOD TIMES 84/6731
    THIEVES GUILD 82/6472                       LES MENTORS 17/6876
    THE COMMODORES 81/6851                      THE MENTORS 10/1444
 11 CORVUS 3/7139       1456 1294  13 52.9      THE MENTORS 18/6578
    SEA DOGS 1/5428                             FROM THE 80'S 9/6873
    SEA DOGS 18/1460                            MENTOR BLISS 14/6626
    ANDROMEDA 99/7105                           MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/6723
    DELPHINUS 29/7110                           THE MENTORS GORE 22/6657
    DUNGEON CELL 5/6563                         MASTERS OF MELODY 21/6433
    DUNGEON CELL 10/6771                        THE MENTORS' TOY BOX 10/6272
    DUNGEON CELL 46/6815                     21 HEALTH ALT  98/4502   73   70   1 51.0
    SHEWISH CANDY 38/6488                       SKULL SQUADRON 56/1253
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/6453                    22 MOH 33/6574         4757 4644  29 50.6
    SHEWISH BUFFET 15/6371                      MUSCLE MEN 21/6335
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/7066                      MUSCLE MEN 3 16/6205
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/6183                      MEDAL OF HONOR 30/6572
    SHEWISH BUFFET 75/7157                      MEDAL OF HONOR 74/6355
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/6144                      MEDAL OF HONOR 82/5824
    SHEWISH DELICACIES 15/6677                  THE BAD BUNNIES 4/1722
 12 HE BE GBS 33/7156     84   76   1 52.5      MEDAL OF HONOR 1 98/6899
    TIME STALLYANS 45/7141                      MEDAL OF HONOR 4 99/5990
    SECRET SQUIRRELS 32/6110                    MEDAL OF HONOR 5 97/6073
 13 WAR ZONE 21/6827     515  467   7 52.4      MEDAL OF HONOR 5 99/6713

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    GASTROPUB 32/6795                           MEDAL OF HONOR 7 98/6513
    MEDAL OF HONOR 9 96/6412                    EPIC RAP 43/6402
    MEDAL OF HONOR A1 2/6000                    HAIR DAY 84/6813
    MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 6/6564                    ILLMATIC 11/6682
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                    PEARL JAM 4/6244
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                   AL BUMS V 84/6995
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/7036                   ARE YOU ? 22/6399
    MEDAL OF HONOR 12 97/7099                   BIG SHOTS 28/6965
    MEDAL OF HONOR GN 26/6649                   BLUE NOTE 12/6204
    MEDAL OF HONOR J3 63/5723                   CRITICALS 75/6106
    MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 40/6534                   I WANT YOU 3/6560
    MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 78/6434                   NEVERMIND 84/6756
    MEDAL OF HONOR 104 22/6481                  STANKONIA 84/7140
    MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 84/6077                  AL BUMS II 84/6451
    MEDAL OF HONOR A10 82/6193                  AL BUMS IX 84/6749
    MEDAL OF HONOR A11 56/6449                  BLOOD GANG 99/6133
    MEDAL OF HONOR B11 60/6497                  BOMB SQUAD 66/3779
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 70/7035                 BOOK BINGE 84/7097
 23 SUPERIOR FO 63/7034 1337 1345  14 49.9      HERO BLUES 84/6864
    SUPE FORCES 0905 84/6839                    HIGHWAY 61 84/6612
    SUPE FORCES 7A00 84/6841                    HOWLIN MAD 47/7159
    SUPE FORCES BG7G3 98/7104                   SOME OLD B 84/7079
    SUPERIOR FORCES 60 60/6308                  STILLMATIC 36/6297
    SUPERIOR FORCES II 97/6819                  XCOM ALPHA 40/6829
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 84/6351                COUNTRY PIE 74/6458
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5702 82/6982                DELTA BLUES 30/4115
 24 MMMM BEER 13/6699   1789 1817  11 49.6      HOWLIN CASE 78/7092
    MMM BEER!! 13/6546                          LAZY SUNDAY 41/6524
    U PAY I SLAY 5/6553                         MASS EFFECT 84/6565
    SERPENTS HOLD 2/5939                        SAY MY NAME 25/6165
    U PAY I SLAY 62/6964                        UNNAMEABLES 60/6153
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/5921                       BATTLE OF LA 84/6904
    SERPENTS HOLD 26/6243                       ENTER THE WU 84/6484
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/5958                       LOITER SQUAD 84/6941
    SERPENTS' HOLD 1/6396                       MEN OF STEEL 56/4093
    SERPENTS' HOLD 3/6111                       PAID IN FULL 84/6696
    SERPENTS HOLD! 10/6096                      PILL-BOX HAT 85/7087
    SERPENTS' HOLD 10/6421                      THE RUNAROUND 2/6437
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/6467                      BODY OF MUSIC 17/6463
    U PAY I SLAY 2 84/6561                      DRUNK DRAWING 84/6996
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/6515                      FOOT OF PRIDE 35/6442
    ZOMBIE SQUAD XI 84/7124                     GOTTA SERVE 2 84/6943
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 84/6687                    MADE YOU LOOK 19/7064
    SERPENTS HOLD 113 63/6059                   MOTHER'S MILK 84/7059
    SERPENTS HOLD 200 47/6861                   SIAMESE DREAM 84/7083
    WAY OF THE BLADE 2 84/6926                  STATIC SANITY 84/7148
 25 SPACE ACTIO 72/3689  203  206   0 49.6      STRIKER FORCE 62/6650
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/6375                 TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/6803
 26 BLACK TIDE 12/3072   134  142   1 48.6      A LOT TO LAUGH 84/6855
    FACES OF DEATH 23/905                       BLACK AND BLUES 6/6227
    FACES OF DEATH 25/1092                      HIP HOP HEROES 18/6409
    CELESTIAL WRATH 21/6724                     IT WAS WRITTEN 84/6362
 27 FIEND FOLIO 33/7155  379  409   6 48.1      ALLITERATE ARMY 13/6613
 28 FIST 26/6894        2590 2851  14 47.6      BLOOD GANG 717F 98/7102
    MMMP 84/7006                                GRAVEYARD SMASH 43/7117
    OBG! 47/6774                                WU-TANG FOREVER 14/6151
    QUEEN 9/6441                                GREAT LAKES WEBL 84/6498
    JAY-Z 10/6203                               IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/6530
    SAUCY 84/6444                               THE MISEDUCATION 84/6974
    TRIBE 24/6320                               FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/6556
    B.I.G. 32/6499                           29 DOOM BUNNIES 6/1578  153  176   0 46.5
    RUN DMC 1/6287                              AARDVARK & CO. 11/465
    VANITY 84/6856                           30 GARBAGE PAI 42/6852   26   42   0 38.2

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    BIRDEMIC 84/6642                         31 CASTAWAYS 65/5749    676 1096   3 38.1
    SUDDENLY, THE VAN 83/6114                   PARTY GEEKS 74/4925
 32 DOLI CAPAX 43/7080    92  154   0 37.4      JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683
    HOUSE JHEREG 35/138                         TEENY BOPPERS 84/6164
    SPROUT OF IT 9/6764                         CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917
    ALMOST EXACTLY 29/349                    34 AVENGERS 31/2153     147  279   3 34.5
    CRACKED REAR VIEW 21/7014                   HUCKLE'S CATS 20/7024
 33 CATS 82/5959        2420 4243  21 36.3      BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/5243
    FOOD 81/6172                                LORDS OF CHAOS 20/2215
    MEDS 43/4924                             35 GIRLS GIRLS 71/7161    4    9   0 30.8
    BULLIES 84/6142                          36 APOKOLIPS 75/6888     42  111   2 27.5
    EMETICS 45/5033                             SCORPIONS 11/6905
    MEANIES 84/6256                             THE ELITE 60/6740
    HALFWITS 84/6147                            DEAD LEGENDS 21/6866
    THE CITY 12/4918                            THE SOVEREIGN 42/6693
    STRIPPERS 82/5996                           EMPYREAN COUNCIL 25/6886
    BUMS 'R' US 60/4507                      37 THE DEMONIC 33/7154    0    1   0  0.0
    HAPLESS WAIF 8/5949

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

     "They're called breasts.  Everyone has a pair, or more," Ssskah the tuxedo 
colored were-cat of the Castaways stable said, as she covered the partially nude 
figure of My-re of the Heath Alteration Squad with a blanket.  My-re lay on her side 
on the deck of the Nightie, the Grey Wand gripped tight in her right hand. 
     "We're just concerned she's all right," Rao of the Skull Squadron stable said 
from the crowd of Lord Protectors surrounding them.
     "Be concerned over there.  Back up and give the woman some air. It wouldn't make 
for a fitting end if she survived drowning just to be smothered back on deck," Ssskah 
said.  "Now, you've all stared long enough and have work to do.  We need to get the 
Nightie off the sand barge and underway just in case that thing decides to attack."
     "I finished it," My-re said weakly as her eyes fluttered opened.
     "Ah, there she is," Ssskah said.  "Thank the great goddess Gheal.  You gave us a 
scare when we pulled you from the water.  You looked as pale as a ghost.  We thought 
we'd lost you.  You were down there a long time."
     Ssskah watched as My-re sat up and began to stand.  She looked upward towards the 
morning sun, but without her normal sneezing at bright lights.  "Careful. You were in 
and out of consciousness for some time and coughed up a lot of water," Ssskah said, 
helping her to her feet as the blanket fell from My-re's shoulders.  She noticed many 
of the male Lord Protectors stop what they were doing and glancing their way. What 
remained of My-re's attire left little to the imagination.  "What, are you all 
thirteen?  Rao! Get My-re some new clothes!"
     "Yes, a change of clothes will feel nice," My-re said and began to remove the 
tattered remains of her torn, wet garments.
     "Not one for modesty, I see," Ssskah said, clearing her throat as she rolled over 
a miniature hogs-head barrel and had My-re sit.  She picked up the fallen blanket and 
wrapped it around her again. "The morning air is a little chilly." 
     A few minutes later, Rao approached Ssskah and My-re and said, "This is the best 
I could find, but at least they're dry and clean." 
     The simple cloth pants and shirt were a few sizes too big.  As My-re dressed, she 
rolled up the sleeves and the excess in the legs, tying the shirttails around her 
midsection and used some rope as a belt.
     "Rao, you have things to do?"  Ssskah suggested, thinking he had loitered long 
enough.
     He hesitated, nodded, and left barking orders, "Get some of the oars up on deck 
to try and push the ship off the sand barge!"
     Dusting her hands free of the situation, Ssskah questioned, "You said you 
finished off the creature. How?"
     "The Grey Wand," My-re replied as she raised it slightly.  "It was no easy task, 
but a bolt of lightning from the wand finished it off.  As fortune had it, it was 
susceptible to that element. The creature from the Black Lagoon will trouble the Isle 
of the Eye no more." 
     "What are you talking about? You mean the Lake of Mist Monster?" Ssskah 
questioned.
     My-re's face scrunched in what appeared to be discomfort and irritation as she 
rubbed her temples. "Of course, the Lake of Mist Monster will trouble us no more."
     "Headache?" Ssskah asked.
     "Yes, one you wouldn't believe.  This one is particularly annoying," My-re 
replied.
     "By the nine hells!  We're imbedded in this sand barge," Rao bellowed throwing 
down an oar to the deck in frustration.  "Even if she was here, I don't think even 
Lady Greywand could get us un--"  
     A plume of smoke burst in front of them and Lady Sheila Greywand and Tim the 
Enchanter of the Knights of Ni stable emerged from the cloud on the deck of the 
Nightie.  Instead of her form fitting black leather armor and silk attire, Sheila was 
dressed in the robes of Tim the Enchanter.  Tim only wore his leather cap, complete 
with curved rams horns, and white cloth wrapping covering his modesty.  All over his 
body were what appeared to be deep indentions and his face red with embarrassment.
     "Follow," Sheila said curtly to Tim as she walked past them.
     Ssskah began to ask before being cut off, "Why is Tim only wearing a loin--"
     "He knows what he did," Sheila said, turning her head and glaring at the 
enchanter.  She raised a portion of the robes she wore off the deck, so she could walk 
more freely.
     "I warned you. Things can get mixed up. I've never teleported two people at--" 
Tim began before being cut-off by a stern narrow-eyed stare from Sheila.
     "Where is Captain Phetmolge?" Shelia asked.
     "Unconscious in his quarters," Ssskah answered.  "He dove after My-re when the 
Grey Wand went overboard.  They are both lucky to be alive."
     "Where is My-re?"
     "Here," My-re said from behind Ssskah as she rose from her seat and held her 
baggy pants up to keep them from falling.
     "I see I am not the only one having a wardrobe malfunction today," Sheila 
commented. 
     "Lady Greywand, the Nightie is stuck.  We'll have to use the dinghy to row 
everyone to shore," Rao said.
     Waiving a dismissive hand, Sheila said, "An issue easily resolved. However, the 
pressing concern is the Lake of Mist monster?"
     "My-re killed it," Ssskah said. 
     "Really," Sheila said as her eyebrows rose in amazement. 
     "Yes, she used the Grey Wand," Ssskah said.  "When it went overboard she dove 
after it, retrieved it, and apparently used its powers to defeat the monster." 
     "The Grey Wand?" Sheila asked, but she seemed surprised by her own question. "An 
impressive feat."
     "Yes, she kept the wand safe for you," Ssskah said beaming with pride and gave a 
pleased nod of satisfaction towards My-re.  "Go ahead and give it back to Sheila." 
     My-re did not move and if anything seemed to grip the wand tighter.
     Ssskah locked eyes with her. "Give the Grey Wand back to Lady Greywand."
     Several heartbeats of silence passed between the two women.
     "The wand is safe for the moment," Sheila said, passing between the two women.  
"Besides, it will be easier with my hands free for my next course of action." 
     "What are you going to do?" Ssskah asked.
     "Free the ship from this sand barge."
     "You're not going to have us all dig the Nightie out with our hands are you?" Rao 
questioned.
     "Of course not," Sheila scoffed. "No call for the indignity of getting saturated 
with water."
     "How then?"
     "Simple, I am going to summon Grumpy."
      
                               -- Skull Squadron and the Health Alteration Squad
                                  Grimwood, manager
                                  See the next Spotlight for Turn 814 in Arena #100 at
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                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

ANNOUNCER:  Decisions are happening on the sands

CEREBUS:  An aimed blow and a lunger walk into the sands

CEREBUS AND ENSEMBLE:  Diametric'ly opposed, foes

ANNOUNCER:  They emerge with a compromise, having opened doors that were

CEREBUS AND ENSEMBLE:  Previously closed

ENSEMBLE:  Bros

ANNOUNCER:  The guardian emerges with unprecedented power he can flaunt
A crown he can shape however he wants
The lunger emerges with the crowd's mocking taunts
And here's the piece de resistance

ANOUNCER:  No one else was on the sands where it happened
The sands where it happened
The sands where it happened
No one else was on the sands where it happened
The sands where it happened
The sands where it happened
No one really knows how the game is played
The art of the blade
How the sausage gets made
We just assume that it happens
But no one else is on the sands where it happens.*

*With apologies to Lin Manuel Miranda

Are you surprised I'm still here?  I know I am!  Was it luck?  A little pluck?  Maybe 
I'm just a bit of a schmuck.  Okay, dammit, enough rhyming!!  I think it was that 
stuff I slipped into Paid in Full's drink last night.  At least he was conscious 
enough to put up a little bit of a fight.  And I mean little!  A few critical attacks, 
then I feinted and he fainted.  He did last a minute, that's something.  His last 
girlfriend said that was a record for him.  I'll have to take her word for it.  Until 
I see you all in Primus, I will blow you all away!

You simply won't believe how much
This game won't change your life
This game can't change your life
This game eats up your life
This game will suck your life
And you can't take the strife...The Game of Dueling!**

**Apologies to Trey Parker, Robert Lopez, and Matt Stone

                                          -- Loboroach

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings!

Out of an amazing 221 fights today, there were 25 challenges including 2 TV 
challenges.  Well done!  One poor fellow died.  As usual, Shepherds avoided 
Sweordmasters.  Loboroach wrote a Tower Guardian's column, but I'm sorry to say that 
he disappeared from the rankings.  Was he promoted to Primus?  Probably...

Anyway, this cycle's death:  NO CHASER (33-6490) (100-156-0,188) of JOYS OF BOOZE 
fought CAUSTIC MACAROON (84-15171) (24-29-0,180) of ORLANDO BOUND II.  NO CHASER was 
murdered by CAUSTIC MACAROON in a 1 minute one-sided battle.  I am sorry.

Here are the two Tournament Victor fights:

KATAMARI DAMACY (82-38613) (32-3-0,217) of COOL GAMES TV challenged TROLL (7-4624) 
(36-35-2,205) of BIG BAD.  KATAMARI DAMACY devastated TROLL in a 1 minute mismatched 
Challenge fight.

STEVEN (3-7694) (11-4-1,140) of STEVEN UNIVERSE TV challenged DARKBLADE (60-8827) (11-
8-0,147) of SUPERIOR FORCES 60.  STEVEN handily defeated DARKBLADE in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge match.

And now, moving on to the stylemasters:

Our highest rated Lunger, and new Tower Guardian, is ( ).  ( ) (43-3593) (80-21-1,373) 
of FEARLESS LOSERS fought HOMECOMING QUEEN (84-34481) (13-3-0,189) of DM:EPISODE 2.  ( 
) demolished HOMECOMING QUEEN in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided Title duel.

The most highly recognized Parry-Lunge is Chopped Rabbit.  CHOPPED RABBIT (60-1362) 
(75-56-0,340) of UNNAMEABLES fought MGR HATES SL'ERS (43-4984) (31-17-0,191) of IT IS 
KNOWN.  CHOPPED RABBIT demolished MGR HATES SL'ERS in a 1 minute mismatched contest.

MY-RE (98-737) (30-18-4,195) of HEALTH ALT SQD challenged MR. POTATO HEAD (20-442) 
(43-63-0,196) of LORDS OF CHAOS.
   MY-RE was savagely defeated by MR. POTATO HEAD in a popular 8 minute Challenge 
melee.

Taking Aimed Blow honors from Loboroach, Metron is now the highest ranked fighter of 
that style.  METRON (72-3686) (103-70-0,317) of SPACE ACTION 99 fought DRY KEG (33-
6679) (95-191-1,192) of JOYS OF BOOZE.  METRON overpowered DRY KEG in a 1 minute 
uneven competition.

Our top-ranked Slasher is The Clear.  THE CLEAR (29-4632) (45-38-1,247) of ARCANE 
PHARMACY challenged ONE MIC (36-7580) (93-28-1,326) of STILLMATIC.  THE CLEAR bested 
ONE MIC in an action packed 1 minute Challenge brawl.

This cycle's best Wall of Steel is Cowboys.  COWBOYS (97-5301) (40-31-4,245) of DEAD 
MAN'S HAND fought JIMMY WIN (84-30898) (57-51-3,192) of BIRDEMIC.  COWBOYS narrowly 
defeated JIMMY WIN in an action packed 4 minute gruesome brawl.

Choose Goose is our newest Parry-Riposte stylemaster.  ENOCH PEABODY (82-51835) (27-
13-0,237) of THIEVES GUILD fought CHOOSE GOOSE (40-4592) (48-21-2,230) of ADVENTURE 
TIME 2.  ENOCH PEABODY was demolished by CHOOSE GOOSE in a 1 minute one-sided 
conflict.

The top-ranked Striker is Prednizone.  PREDNIZONE (43-4298) (91-162-2,224) of MEDS 
fought PICAPEPPA (84-32086) (65-45-0,196) of SAUCY.  PREDNIZONE handily defeated 
PICAPEPPA in an action packed 1 minute mismatched match.

The top Total Parry today is James Baxter.  FLAT TIRE (25-5557) (69-26-0,234) of BASH 
BROS CARS challenged JAMES BAXTER (41-4772) (31-32-1,197) of ADVENTURE TIME 3.  FLAT 
TIRE was overpowered by JAMES BAXTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.

Our highest rated Parry-Strike is Hanako-San.  LINT (84-29649) (21-6-1,219) of TUM'S 
ALL STARS fought HANAKO-SAN (25-5800) (47-33-0,212) of SAY MY NAME.  LINT was luckily 
beaten by HANAKO-SAN in a popular 2 minute bout.

And the top Basher is Hortator.  HORTATOR (1-7791) (61-48-3,195) of SEA DOGS fought 
MERLIN (52-4401) (31-19-0,196) of COURTS OF CHAOS.  HORTATOR vanquished MERLIN in a 
popular 1 minute one-sided bout.

Other news... hmm...

SLAP HAPPY (60-6031) (114-172-1,273) of BUMS 'R' US fought EDWARD O'HARE (2-5461) (71-
49-0,204) of MEDAL OF HONOR A1.  SLAP HAPPY was narrowly defeated by EDWARD O'HARE in 
an exciting 3 minute struggle.

This cycle's favorite:  Buddercup.  BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (118-169-1,201) of BUMS 'R' US 
fought VANGUARD (4-5966) (75-77-0,209) of ORCCON THUGS.  BUDDERCUP was savagely 
defeated by VANGUARD in an action packed 12 minute gory bout.  Most people don't care 
to see that long a fight.

Speaking of long fights... BARRY (12-5663) (114-145-0,95) of THE CITY fought NAMASTE 
Y'ALL (65-7587) (17-4-0,55) of BUMPER WISDOM.  BARRY narrowly defeated NAMASTE Y'ALL 
in a tiresome 40 minute brutal bout.  And so, Namaste Y'all was voted this cycle's 
least favorite fighter.

I believe that's all I can tell you this cycle, my friends.  Have a pleasant two 
weeks!

                                          -- Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ( ) 43-3593                  81  21  1  388  FEARLESS LOSERS (6232)     VEASTIAN

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-VULCAN 99-3864               73  43  4  427  DODEKATHEON (6315)         SOUTH RIDGE
 KULGAN 56-4268               97  63  3  362  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       76  56  0  355  UNNAMEABLES (6153)         ARADI
 METRON 72-3686              104  70  0  325  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 FLUKE 66-2710               132  83  1  303  BENTSWORDS BUNCH (2469)    TARRGIR
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            83  66  0  297  BLACK AND BLUES (6227)     TRANSEL
 HALFTIME 43-4816             79  42  1  288  EPIC RAP (6402)            VEASTIAN
 THE CLEAR 29-4632            46  38  1  286  ARCANE PHARMACY (6266)     LAPUR
 ABCESS 18-10356              56  49  1  281  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 GAD 18-9239                 118  85  1  265  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 GEORGE PETERSON 74-4297      88  32  0  263  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 FENDER 22-7186               56  29  0  260  ARE YOU ? (6399)           SOLVEN
 CHILI CHEESE 82-19622        63  37  0  259  NOTHING BUT DIP (6535)     DWES EG
 RICOCHET RABBIT 6-1782       41  25  2  257  DOOM BUNNIES (1578)        TRANSEL
 SONNY TERRY 30-3912          30  23  1  257  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 GINI 66-3117                 99 104  0  254  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 COWBOYS 97-5301              41  31  4  254  DEAD MAN'S HAND (6624)     SHADOW GROVE
 DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON 22-7050  45  58  1  251  MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (6481)  SOLVEN
 REPRESENT 11-7405            28  10  0  251  ILLMATIC (6682)            ARUAK CITY
 KASPAROV 46-4450             46  28  2  250  WE GOT GAME (6552)         ARDIVENT
 CHOOSE GOOSE 40-4592         49  21  2  248  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 DROKK 31-4014                76  55  2  247  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (6375) CHIMLEVTAL
 DUSKBLOOD PUDDING 15-5150    58  50  2  247  SHEWISH BUFFET (6371)      MALCORN
 BONHAM 21-7738               70  44  1  246  MASTERS OF MELODY (6433)   SUNSET
 PREDNIZONE 43-4298           92 162  2  244  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          189 187  1  243  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 MARTY MCFLY 9-5915           31  21  0  243  FROM THE 80'S (6873)       ZUKAL
 TEMPE TC! 82-46708           39  21  0  241  WISH LIST 2007 (6671)      DWES EG
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          63  43  1  240  LAZY SUNDAY (6524)         KATI-TEI
 SNAPPING TURTLE 4-6512       82  83  0  239  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 TALON 46-3692                49  38  4  239  MILE HIGH CLUB (6505)      ARDIVENT
 DESMOND DOSS 6-6819          62  31  1  238  MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 (6564)   TRANSEL
 VENOM 36-7529                34  30  0  237  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
 PINKY SWEAR 84-10329         30  20  1  236  SECRET TRYSTS (6920)       BLACKSTONE
 MILES 12-7265                35   8  0  235  BLUE NOTE (6204)           RIZTAB
 JAMES BAXTER 41-4772         32  32  1  232  ADVENTURE TIME 3 (6828)    KATI-TEI
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          141 146  2  229  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LUCY 2-6090                  49  25  0  229  MENTOR DEMENTOR (6723)     NIANIA
 KATAMARI DAMACY 82-38613     33   3  0  229  COOL GAMES (5822)          DWES EG
-GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633    53  45  1  228  SHEWISH BUFFET (6183)      JURINE
 HANAKO-SAN 25-5800           48  33  0  228  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN
 ESTRADA 82-31507             43  34  0  228  EX-PHILLIS (6684)          DWES EG
 RAIN MAN 18-8344             59  34  1  227  THE MENTORS (6578)         TALCAMA
 HELPER HAND 84-4344          28  15  2  227  DOODS III (6935)           BLACKSTONE
 FROZBOZ 82-14622             74  34  2  226  FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 (6392)   DWES EG
-SLITHER 63-2852              89  84  2  225  SERPENTS HOLD 113 (6059)   AMEN-TEI
 JACK PENDELTON 74-4291       53  37  1  225  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 NUCKY 10-6433                34  32  0  225  EMPIRE (2352)              KOLACT
 SERPENTITO 36-7542           59  46  1  224  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
 NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742        44  35  3  224  FACES OF DEATH (1092)      LYRATILAN
 BETHANY 85-5089              31  14  0  224  DOGMA (6910)               JASPER GULCH
 EERIEST EXPECTATION 84-31990 29  26  0  224  APRIL 12 II (6777)         BLACKSTONE
 DAMION CORONA 82-24700       72  45  2  223  DEADLY HACKERS (6236)      DWES EG
 POLLY 57-3469                66  18  0  223  THE MILKSOPS (4213)        ANDOR
 ROSS F. GRAY 78-2983         61  41  1  223  MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 (6434)   LIN TIRIAN
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 82-15624       34  30  0  223  STREET PIZZAD IX (6834)    DWES EG
-CADILLAC DUNDEE 3-6956       55  42  1  221  IRATE FORMATIONS (5830)    OSKSI
 PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 10-6386   49  17  3  221  DUNGEON CELL (6771)        KOLACT
 ROONEY 84-35472              22  35  0  221  THIRSTY THUGS 1308 (6787)  BLACKSTONE
 TOSSED 82-13128              24  18  1  219  SALADS (5201)              DWES EG
 GREASESPOT 60-5964           92 174  0  218  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 SCALES 26-4934               75  62  0  218  SERPENTS HOLD (6243)       CALEAM
 EMERALD TWIST 82-37689       66  63  1  218  THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6220)   DWES EG
 LUNKPOOF 84-19085            57 119  1  218  TEENY BOPPERS (6164)       BLACKSTONE
 TEST TUBE BABY 82-49949      46  29  1  218  STREET PIZZAD XX (6691)    DWES EG
 VANGUARD 4-5966              76  77  0  217  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM
-DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509   53  47  1  217  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 GIBSON 81-2381               43  25  2  217  WICKED MARTYRS (6615)      SHADOWSPIRE
 BEEMO 85-9960                27  13  1  217  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6912)    JASPER GULCH
 LIFE IS GOOD 84-36076        41  27  0  216  AL BUMS IX (6749)          BLACKSTONE
 MEET DEATH 18-4854           32  26  0  216  INANIMATE TOFU (2769)      TALCAMA
 SHIV 26-5006                 68  58  1  215  SERPENTS HOLD (6243)       CALEAM
 VITO BERTOLDO 82-41532       64  56  2  215  MEDAL OF HONOR (5824)      DWES EG
 ALLAWALLA 60-9028            59  33  1  215  UNNAMEABLES (6153)         ARADI
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            51  43  7  215  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (6514) SYVYN'S HILL
 SKINNY PETE 32-5951          50  33  1  215  OTTOMAN EMPIRE (6526)      ARVAT
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567       110 117  0  214  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       62  45  0  214  LAZY SUNDAY (6524)         KATI-TEI
-PARAGON ORCA 13-5573         53  75  0  214  7TH SANCTUM (6357)         DULLENS
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243        42  50  5  214  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (6515)      SYVYN'S HILL
 CHANGING BUFFALO 82-18031    35  30  1  214  TRIBAL COUNCIL (6745)      DWES EG
 OPEN WIFI 84-42037           27  21  1  214  MY FAVORITE THINGS 3 (6975)BLACKSTONE
 CRIKEY! 82-45396             27  21  0  214  SURPRISE! (6931)           DWES EG
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       258 165  4  213  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 SIMABU 72-4426               73  67  0  213  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 HORTATOR 1-7791              62  48  3  213  SEA DOGS (5428)            MORDANT
 GOLDEN ABERRATION 84-28577   32  19  2  213  012112N (6848)             BLACKSTONE
 AFTER 10 BEERS! 84-21651     31  13  2  213  ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE (6903) BLACKSTONE
 SUBATOMIC PASTE 84-27527     17  30  0  213  2012 XIV (6842)            BLACKSTONE
 EDWARD O'HARE 2-5461         72  49  0  212  MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (6000)   NIANIA
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697 118  74  0  211  SORE LOSERS (3715)         SUNSET
 MERCEDES 82-56033            91  99  0  211  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       140 106  0  210  CREAM OF THE SLOP (2065)   NIANIA
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          75  71  2  210  SHEWISH BUFFET (6144)      LIN TIRIAN
 GZA 84-27225                 73  40  0  210  ENTER THE WU (6484)        BLACKSTONE
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401           51  49  0  210  BODY OF MUSIC (6463)       ALJAFIR
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442       44  63  0  210  LORDS OF CHAOS (2215)      SEAM
 USURPER 46-4447              40  22  1  210  DUNGEON CELL (6815)        ARDIVENT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMOKEHEAD 20-175             33  30  1  210  THIRSTY THUGS (6844)       SEAM
 CAUSTIC MACAROON 84-15171    25  29  1  210  ORLANDO BOUND II (6840)    BLACKSTONE
 THE CURE 38-4085             68  51  1  209  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
-JELLY BELLY 38-5063          64  47  1  209  SHEWISH CANDY (6488)       CLIFFHOME
 LEGACY 18-10584              45  28  0  209  THE MENTORS (6578)         TALCAMA
 CAPTAIN MAGMA 84-44594       30  28  0  209  NAMED BY MARK XXIII (6814) BLACKSTONE
 THONG RENAISSANCE 84-14786   27  11  1  209  THE ORLANDO MOB 17 (6937)  BLACKSTONE
 COTTONBALL 4-6780            48  53  3  208  THE BAD BUNNIES (1722)     JHELUM
 BERLIN 21-8161               42  36  2  208  WAR ZONE (6827)            SUNSET
 THE SPOTLIGHT 60-6329        37  37  1  208  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 TOSSED SALAD 81-1686         50 112  2  207  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 ROGUE WAVE 18-10482          47  20  2  207  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            68  49  1  206  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (6310)   ZUWAYZA
 HANNIBAL LECTER 99-3922      67  40  5  206  DERANGED 24 (6316)         SOUTH RIDGE
 ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497     47  57  0  206  ALMOST EXACTLY (349)       LAPUR
 NICK SEAFORT 21-7513         43  36  3  206  CELESTIAL WRATH (6724)     SUNSET
 FLATLINER 84-45870           23  20  0  206  BAD NEWS BEERS (6942)      BLACKSTONE
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675        141 148  1  205  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        62  52  1  205  FOOT OF PRIDE (6442)       MURSKA
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        58  40  3  205  TRIBE (6320)               ZORPUNT
 CHINA ROOM 85-542            33  25  1  205  GREAT TEAM 3 (6951)        JASPER GULCH
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031          114 173  1  204  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 ALMOND FISHER 99-2846        89  74  4  204  MEDAL OF HONOR 4 (5990)    SOUTH RIDGE
 ROBERT NETT 82-48793         81  63  0  204  MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (6193)  DWES EG
 THONKORON 84-19064           62 114  0  204  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 BLACK DEATH 5-5364           59  37  1  204  DUNGEON CELL (6563)        KALTOS
 DROXINE 56-4298              49  76  0  204  TREXTRAS (6422)            ROCANIS
 HI-TOP FADE 84-30902         38  54  0  204  HAIR DAY (6813)            BLACKSTONE
-CONCORDE 56-1914             26  12  1  204  KNIGHTS OF NI (1481)       ROCANIS
 HARV 82-35034                14   9  0  204  MY TCS (7037)              DWES EG
 NO BATHROOM 47-7764          96  34  2  203  BASH BROS PARK (6306)      NORTH FORK
 HOPTICAL ILLUSION 13-5655    47  34  1  203  MMMM BEER (6699)           DULLENS
 ROBERT OWENS 97-4199         60  87  3  202  MEDAL OF HONOR 5 (6073)    SHADOW GROVE
 PLYOMETRICS 84-31176         54  58  2  202  FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (6556)   BLACKSTONE
 SLINKY 25-3080               54  42  0  202  FACES OF DEATH (1092)      LYRATILAN
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372             50  45  2  202  COUNTRY PIE (6458)         DAYLA KIV
 CHARLES MURRAY, JR 33-8090   48  43  0  202  MOH (6574)                 NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 WILD HORSES 82-46535         41  39  0  202  STONED ROOKIES 33 (6583)   DWES EG
 TRUE PLAYER 84-36509         33  10  1  202  MMMP (7006)                BLACKSTONE
 THE WHITE WHALE 84-47164     28  14  1  202  GOTTA SERVE 2 (6943)       BLACKSTONE
 HARD CORE TROUBLE 56-2368    27  24  0  202  SKULL SQUADRON (1253)      ROCANIS
 LINT 84-29649                21   7  1  202  TUM'S ALL STARS (7041)     BLACKSTONE
 CYCLOTRON PAJAMAS 84-27697   70  44  2  201  011312F (6485)             BLACKSTONE
 KATANA 31-6349               56  31  1  201  AVENGERS (2153)            CHIMLEVTAL
 DAISY 14-4967                52  43  0  201  MENTOR BLISS (6626)        TOBIR
 GODSLAYER 82-53475           49  34  1  201  BAD INTENTIONS (6349)      DWES EG
 ALIEN 22-7113                46  38  2  201  THE MENTORS GORE (6657)    SOLVEN
 STRAP ON 10-5254             81  52  1  200  THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (6272)KOLACT
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     80  76  2  200  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS 16-5456     70  76  2  200  MUSCLE MEN 3 (6205)        WILLAF
 ACCURSED COMMUNION 82-1042   62  62  1  200  SILENT KINGS (5672)        DWES EG
 BARON BLOOD 25-1396          58  48  4  200  FACES OF DEATH (1092)      LYRATILAN
 BERYL NEWMAN 30-4619         54  53  0  200  MEDAL OF HONOR (6572)      IAYE
 KIERA 35-1646                48  45  1  200  HOUSE JHEREG (138)         MURSKA
 RALPH NEPPEL 40-4330         48  41  0  200  MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (6534)   ZENSU
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           44  46  0  200  HOMER'S PETS (6200)        DAYLA KIV
 LEWIS ALBANESE 40-4547       41  52  0  200  MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (6534)   ZENSU
 ICE KING 40-4507             35  35  1  200  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 CLICK STUPID LINKS 84-42122  28  26  0  200  99 OF 100 USERS (6993)     BLACKSTONE
 WATSON 5-5132                72  90  0  199  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
-ARUGULA 3-7180               61  54  3  199  VEGGIES (5063)             OSKSI
 ADDUCTOR MAGNUS 21-5922      57  67  0  199  MUSCLE MEN (6335)          SUNSET
 SUPERSTAR 84-29091           32  15  2  199  THE MISEDUCATION (6974)    BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAXIMILLIAN 96-5272          26  28  4  199  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           118 170  1  198  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 ONE MIC 36-7580              93  29  1  198  STILLMATIC (6297)          JHANS
 TREE TRUNKS 40-4601          44  30  1  198  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 TROLL 7-4624                 36  36  2  198  BIG BAD (4401)             BONSUR
 TEENIE WHOPPER 17-7158       30  19  1  198  MISSION: EARTH! (6953)     ALJAFIR
 GUILTY UNDERTAKER 3-7344     27  18  0  198  I WANT YOU (6560)          OSKSI
 ADDAI 10-5951                96  86  1  197  SERPENTS HOLD! (6096)      KOLACT
 SAMI 82-56043                76 114  0  197  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 EDWARD ALLWORTH 63-2812      49  40  0  197  MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (5723)   AMEN-TEI
 MIKE COLALILLO 98-2381       36  55  6  197  MEDAL OF HONOR 7 (6513)    SYVYN'S HILL
 ENOCH PEABODY 82-51835       27  14  0  197  THIEVES GUILD (6472)       DWES EG
-SUNGLASSES 73-3223           22  78  1  197  FOUND IN THE SAND (5339)   ERINIKA
 HOMECOMING QUEEN 84-34481    13   4  0  197  DM:EPISODE 2 (7084)        BLACKSTONE
 FELAWESHIPE 25-4968          99 137  0  196  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 STEEL GARTEN 32-6150         41  37  1  196  GASTROPUB (6795)           ARVAT
 STEAMING EARL 82-24992       35  22  0  196  SAUNA TIME (6536)          DWES EG
 HELL WEEK 3-6695            116 171  1  195  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 JASON VOORHEES 97-4408       61  46  6  195  DERANGED 21 (6211)         SHADOW GROVE
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           58  43  1  195  SHEWISH BUFFET (7066)      STORMCROWE
 JIMMY WIN 84-30898           57  52  3  195  BIRDEMIC (6642)            BLACKSTONE
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        51  62  2  195  THE RUNAROUND (6437)       NIANIA
 TWILO THUNDER 60-5225        50  37  1  195  THE MOTHERSHIP AH (6503)   ARADI
 ED WOOD 96-2449              39  60  5  195  DEAD LIKE ME 2 (5526)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 FOREVER PORCH 38-5173        36  35  2  195  TMM KNOCKOFFS (6803)       CLIFFHOME
 QUINSY CONCH 85-568          28  19  0  195  GREAT TEAM 9 (6977)        JASPER GULCH
 ED-209 96-5273               25  29  3  195  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 THE CREATOR 84-32899         22  15  0  195  LOITER SQUAD (6941)        BLACKSTONE
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947         81  69  0  194  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (6168)    KATI-TEI
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            56  35  2  194  MENTOR BLISS (6626)        TOBIR
 TERRY SEYMOUR 74-4284        51  40  0  194  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471   39  35  0  194  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (6438)   ZENSU
-HOBBS 82-4649                37  35  1  194  RESTRICTIONS (6616)        DWES EG
 WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG 43-3604 29  26  1  194  FEARLESS LOSERS (6232)     VEASTIAN
 PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289     28   5  1  194  PICTURE THIS (7028)        ROCANIS
 JOSE VALDEZ 99-2858          27  35  5  194  MEDAL OF HONOR 5 (6713)    SOUTH RIDGE
 DRY KEG 33-6679              95 192  1  193  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              92  88  3  193  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (6375) CHIMLEVTAL
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      68  92  0  193  BLUE NOTE (6204)           RIZTAB
 PRADUS 99-3707               60  39  4  193  ARCANE GREATS MI (6189)    SOUTH RIDGE
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          59  30  1  193  I WANT YOU (6560)          OSKSI
 PRAWN STAR 81-2149           56  44  1  193  OTTO'S DINER (5803)        SHADOWSPIRE
 PINK STREAKER 51-5740        38  34  3  193  DECEIVERS (6753)           TRICORUS
 PATRICK BATEMAN 99-4366      33  23  4  193  DERANGED 26 (6714)         SOUTH RIDGE
 MY-RE 98-737                 30  19  4  193  HEALTH ALT SQD (4502)      SYVYN'S HILL
 URETHRA FRANKLIN 82-16581    21  15  1  193  R-E-S-P-E-E (6930)         DWES EG
 MC SHAN 18-10307             70  50  0  192  HIP HOP HEROES (6409)      TALCAMA
 DISSIDENT 4-6672             59  83  3  192  PEARL JAM (6244)           JHELUM
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       50  62  4  192  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 BOA 1-8830                   47  85  1  192  SERPENTS' HOLD (6396)      MORDANT
 FRANKLIN E. SIGLER 56-4408   47  56  0  192  MEDAL OF HONOR A11 (6449)  ROCANIS
 COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038     42  33  2  192  NEVERMIND (6756)           BLACKSTONE
 WEBBED RYME 84-33119         40  43  1  192  TEMPE II III (6739)        BLACKSTONE
 INCEST 38-5235               29  30  0  192  WHAT? (6683)               CLIFFHOME
 TENURED WHELP 84-15361       18  15  0  192  DA ORLANDO MOB XXIII (6989)BLACKSTONE
 REVOLUTION 82-40504          10   3  0  192  ROOKIE CULT 7 (6810)       DWES EG
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720           68  44  0  191  QUEEN (6441)               ZUKAL
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375        65  56  1  191  AL BUMS II (6451)          BLACKSTONE
 MURDEROUS THRUST 75-3562     58  24  7  191  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BANDIT 12-3231               55  35  1  191  BLACK TIDE (3072)          RIZTAB
 OOZING MY MIND 84-50273      49  42  1  191  U PAY I SLAY 2 (6561)      BLACKSTONE
 CLARENCE B. CRAFT 60-8985    46  57  1  191  MEDAL OF HONOR B11 (6497)  ARADI
 JMJ 1-9161                   43  44  1  191  RUN DMC (6287)             MORDANT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOY HORSEY 82-45013          35  23  0  191  ARCANE TREASURES (6689)    DWES EG
 ARNOLD LAYNE 82-52842        27  19  0  191  ROOKIE PINK 1 (6539)       DWES EG
 T TEBOW'S CONCUSSIO 84-12163 23  18  0  191  SUPE FORCES 0905 (6839)    BLACKSTONE
 COCKROACH 82-47295           21  20  1  191  THIRSTY THUGS 705 (6932)   DWES EG
 THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564      91 135  2  190  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 FLITCHAK 65-3365             78 151  1  190  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
-DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          49  54  1  190  SHEWISH PICNIC (6453)      BONSUR
 PROBLEM CHILD 1-8967         45  35  2  190  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 HERITAGE 17-7710             38  17  0  190  LES MENTORS (6876)         ALJAFIR
 BUTTE PIRATE 84-10334        27  19  1  190  HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (7051)   BLACKSTONE
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       54  85  4  189  SHEWISH BUFFET (6183)      JURINE
 COLTRANE 12-7034             53  65  0  189  BLUE NOTE (6204)           RIZTAB
 ROBERT PAULSON 25-5788       50  38  0  189  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN
 MIC CHECK 84-42603           39  17  2  189  BATTLE OF LA (6904)        BLACKSTONE
 RIGHT 84-40007               38  35  1  189  GOOD TIMES (6731)          BLACKSTONE
 BEUFORD ANDERSON 84-28184    38  28  1  189  MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (6077)  BLACKSTONE
 MERLIN 52-4401               31  20  0  189  COURTS OF CHAOS (7160)     FRATSFA
 THE QUESTION 10-5557         28  20  0  189  TERRAPIN STATION (2351)    KOLACT
 FLIGHT 82-46541              11   3  0  189  STONED ROOKIES 35 (6986)   DWES EG
 FLAT TIRE 25-5557            69  27  0  188  BASH BROS CARS (6202)      LYRATILAN
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    66  98  0  188  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 MGR HATES SL'ERS 43-4984     31  18  0  188  IT IS KNOWN (6867)         VEASTIAN
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     74  46  0  187  SERPENTS' HOLD (6421)      KOLACT
 BERTHOLD 83-314              70 102  2  187  SUDDENLY, THE VAN (6114)   TELORINTHE
 BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823       68  47  5  187  GREAT LAKES WEBL (6498)    BLACKSTONE
 PICAPEPPA 84-32086           65  46  0  187  SAUCY (6444)               BLACKSTONE
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      58  87  0  187  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737           45  27  1  187  SHEWISH BUFFET (7066)      STORMCROWE
 HELP ON THE WAY 30-4717      39 120  2  187  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 POPE BOB 82-43134            39  35  0  187  BLESS US, EVERYONE (6686)  DWES EG
 REASONABLE DOUBT 84-23390    37  24  0  187  AL BUMS V (6995)           BLACKSTONE
 TOMBSTONE 40-4642            34  24  3  187  XCOM ALPHA (6829)          ZENSU
 MUD KING 56-4659             33   8  4  187  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 SIERRA 13-5616               61  40  1  186  MMM BEER!! (6546)          DULLENS
 WOR 82-1001                  54  67  0  186  ON A ROLL (6339)           DWES EG
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            39  35  0  186  A LOT TO LAUGH (6855)      BLACKSTONE
 THE CHAMPION 9-5794          27  19  0  186  QUEEN (6441)               ZUKAL
 BOXOFROX 2-3616              89  82  6  185  CREAM OF THE SLOP (2065)   NIANIA
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         63  61  0  185  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 TEQUILA 28-5341              54  42  1  185  BIG SHOTS (6965)           MORYA
 BENNIE ADKINS 3-7389         52  54  2  185  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 Q-TIP 24-5090                41  30  0  185  TRIBE (6320)               ZORPUNT
 CANDY MAN 6-7005             40  37  1  185  BLACK AND BLUES (6227)     TRANSEL
 SHARP TIE 84-38182           40  40  0  185  VANITY (6856)              BLACKSTONE
 WET SNUB 84-32054            37  51  0  185  PHILLY X (6758)            BLACKSTONE
 8TH ATTEMPT 82-11378         33  32  1  185  BELOW PAR (6744)           DWES EG
 THE TERMINATOR 96-5313       24  30  4  185  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 STINK FACE 47-8688           20   3  2  185  HOWLIN MAD (7159)          NORTH FORK
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         79  87  1  184  COLLEGE RADIO (6502)       TRICORUS
 FRANK BURKE 96-4474          45  61  3  184  MEDAL OF HONOR 9 (6412)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 SOLO 40-4614                 36  28  0  184  XCOM ALPHA (6829)          ZENSU
 CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 12-5775   98 145  2  183  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       63  53  5  183  B.I.G. (6499)              ARVAT
 STALINGRAD 21-8259           32  35  1  183  WAR ZONE (6827)            SUNSET
 BLINKY 18-2683              111 169  4  182  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 LOUD DRUNK 74-3554           87 174  1  182  PARTY GEEKS (4925)         DAYLA KIV
 RZA 84-38190                 46  30  1  182  ENTER THE WU (6484)        BLACKSTONE
 MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738       44  55  0  182  TEAM TOONS (6968)          NORTH FORK
-VIRUS 72-6547                37  11  2  182  BASH BROS MICROSOFT (6466) DRAGONHEAD
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339           34  64  5  182  ARCANE BEACH DAY (5189)    SYVYN'S HILL
 JACQUES LANTERN 84-25468     34  29  0  182  HALLOWEENIE II (6705)      BLACKSTONE
 COBRA 3-7087                 93  87  0  181  SERPENTS' HOLD (6111)      OSKSI
 DIAL M FOR MEAT 84-34468     51  35  2  181  011411L (6695)             BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MASTER PLAN 84-36463         46  36  0  181  PAID IN FULL (6696)        BLACKSTONE
 RICE & BEANS 47-8667         30  13  1  181  EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (7158) NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           69  42  2  180  RUN DMC (6287)             MORDANT
 SHAWNEE 82-56029             68 122  4  180  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 TWITPIN 84-19066             57 119  1  180  MEANIES (6256)             BLACKSTONE
 CLOTMUCK 84-19067            55 121  0  180  MEANIES (6256)             BLACKSTONE
 THUNDERBIRD 82-30981         34  22  0  180  THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (6783)  DWES EG
 SEVERIN 84-20723             29  18  2  180  WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (6926)  BLACKSTONE
 SCIENCE 12-7177              26  21  2  180  IMPORTANT (7031)           RIZTAB
 MR. GHERKIN'S MERKIN 38-4993 41  21  0  179  WHAT? (6683)               CLIFFHOME
 SHAPELESS PURIST 84-56034    32  28  0  179  HAPPY SPRING V (6881)      BLACKSTONE
 AXE EM BOUT ME! 16-5538      30  27  0  179  NOBLE ON FIRE (5408)       WILLAF
 ERNEST R. KOUMA 74-4416      47  58  2  178  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 SPICY TRICEP 84-13301        41  17  0  178  051410A (6747)             BLACKSTONE
 BLOOD RED SKIES 32-5430      18   8  0  178  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-ANDERSON 84-30894            44  56  1  176  MASS EFFECT (6565)         BLACKSTONE
 PICKLED NEWT 84-44178        26   9  1  176  PUB CRAWLERS 5 (7046)      BLACKSTONE
 CHERUB ROCK 84-29155         21   4  0  176  SIAMESE DREAM (7083)       BLACKSTONE
 NO CHASER 33-6490           100 157  0  175  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CEREBUS HIMSELF 11-2428      50  55  0  175  AARDVARK & CO. (465)       ARUAK CITY
 TRAMP BACKSTOP 16-6362       29  27  1  175  GLORIOUS TEAM #16 (6893)   WILLAF
 OBSESS 18-10652              23  24  0  174  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 CHARLIE SPLEEN 62-4845       26  21  0  173  U PAY I SLAY (6964)        VALAMANTIS
 BOLPH 84-19060               58 118  1  172  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 TOMAS 56-749                 79 135  6  171  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 SSSKAH 65-7059               75 120  1  171  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 NELCH 84-19062               58 118  3  171  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 SNACK FAIRY 84-24819         49  59  2  170  MUNCHIES (6482)            BLACKSTONE
 FLOPSY 4-6791                38  52  3  170  THE BAD BUNNIES (1722)     JHELUM
 GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536           36  25  1  170  DUNGEON CELL (6563)        KALTOS
 MAJOR NELSON 51-3631         15  16  0  170  HOPELESS DREAMERS (6998)   TRICORUS
 LOGAN 82-56039               65 125  1  168  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          60  68  2  166  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 KI 31-165                    47  92  2  166  AVENGERS (2153)            CHIMLEVTAL
 VORPAL BUNNY 6-1562          33  38  4  164  DOOM BUNNIES (1578)        TRANSEL
 SQUYER 25-4871               70 182  0  163  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 MICKEY SLIM 81-2144          40  31  0  163  WICKED MARTYRS (6615)      SHADOWSPIRE
 PYG 97-5962                  21  33  4  162  BLOODY MUMMERS! (6818)     SHADOW GROVE
 SHAM JOKER 3-7700            28  29  0  161  7TH SANCTUM (6944)         OSKSI
 PAC-MAN 21-8191              38  34  2  160  DEAD LEGENDS (6866)        SUNSET
 MESSIAH 1-7607               36  23  7  159  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 JENICOR 35-4593              36  25  0  159  HOUSE JHEREG (138)         MURSKA
 GOD MC 10-6403               27  34  2  159  JAY-Z (6203)               KOLACT
 STEVEN 3-7694                12   4  1  159  STEVEN UNIVERSE (7093)     OSKSI
 BRUSSEL SPROUTS 81-1688      71  91  3  158  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 GALILEO 9-5706               55  66  5  158  QUEEN (6441)               ZUKAL
 A MAN 35-4521                34  27  2  156  4-LETTER TUMS' (6980)      MURSKA
 GAMMA DELPHINI 29-6059       16   6  0  156  DELPHINUS (7110)           LAPUR
 LAST STRAW 84-24737          17   8  1  151  OTTODROME 41 (7040)        BLACKSTONE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SKULLWUNNY 84-19084          60 116  2  149  TEENY BOPPERS (6164)       BLACKSTONE
 FAKE SALE PRICE 72-7775      40   5  1  149  BB INFOMERCIAL (6955)      DRAGONHEAD
 YODA 10-6690                 28   7  1  148  EMPIRE (2352)              KOLACT
 THE TICK 12-5659            104 145  0  147  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 FISH TACO 81-1687            58 104  2  146  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 SECURE DEFENS 75-490         12   6  0  143  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 LOVE PINK 1-9204             33  36  0  141  YUPPIE HORDE (6872)        MORDANT
 BOONE 10-3812                56  78  0  140  THIRSTY THUGS (3299)       KOLACT
 TOO SUAVE 18-9338            27  28  2  140  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 CHERRY 82-56032              62 128  0  139  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HAPPY-GO-LINTY 98-5440       16  28  4  139  LINTAPALOOZA (6900)        SYVYN'S HILL
 PARANOID PETE 42-4894        48   6  0  138  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (6852)RODEKI
 ZBIGNIEW 97-6115             21  20  4  137  SUPERIOR FORCES II (6819)  SHADOW GROVE
-THE CRUSHER 18-8050          59  46  0  135  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 XYLOID 65-7141               55  73  2  135  SCRABBLE (6326)            DAL SHANG
 ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 60-9038  24  52  1  135  THE ELITE (6740)           ARADI
 DARKBLADE 60-8827            11   9  0  135  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (6308)  ARADI
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833          30  59  0  134  THE SOVEREIGN (6693)       RODEKI
 SILVERTHORN 60-8840          16   3  0  134  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (6308)  ARADI
 FATHER CAT 35-3875           39  35  3  132  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (5243)      MURSKA
 TECKLA KING 35-786           31  19  1  129  HOUSE JHEREG (138)         MURSKA
 LOVE IN VAIN 82-46668         8   4  0  126  STONED ROOKIES 60 (6811)   DWES EG
 CORWIN 21-8086               33  29  1  123  AMBER (6850)               SUNSET
 JOY 1-7701                   44  35  0  122  MIGHTY MORALS II (5889)    MORDANT
-FORGED IN L.A. 18-7433       37  32  1  122  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 SCREAMING END 84-32894       32  35  4  120  HERO BLUES (6864)          BLACKSTONE
 LEAST SHREW 70-6374          10   0  0  119  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (7035) SENTERN
 HIGH-END BUN 65-7554         23  17  1  118  TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (7047)  DAL SHANG
-HONOR 1-7698                 31  18  1  116  MIGHTY MORALS II (5889)    MORDANT
-ROCKIT 22-6953               23  29  2  115  80'S DISCO (6733)          SOLVEN
-SERVED 72-6540               46  19  2  114  BASH BROS LAWYER (6426)    DRAGONHEAD
 SHARDAVAN 84-41771           17   3  0  110  ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7124)     BLACKSTONE
 MEROBRYLLA 82-37956          11  11  0  110  SUPERIOR FORCES 5702 (6982)DWES EG
 HIGHER GROUND 84-26799       24   4  0  109  MOTHER'S MILK (7059)       BLACKSTONE
 ZELLNER 84-24796             15   4  0  105  SUPE FORCES 7A00 (6841)    BLACKSTONE
 BALLWIPE 84-19086            66 110  0  103  BULLIES (6142)             BLACKSTONE
 HOUND ARCHON 75-3617         37  32  1  103  APOKOLIPS (6888)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 MACADAMIA 63-3215            21  12  2  103  NUTS! (6792)               AMEN-TEI
 ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER 82-855  16  14  0  102  HARD LIQUOR 3 (6928)       DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IMA PASS 26-5109             22  14  0  100  FIST (6894)                CALEAM
 NADA NADS 62-4930            22  13  0  100  NO 11 (7074)               VALAMANTIS
 KAYCRON 63-2900              10   4  0  100  SUPERIOR FORCES (7034)     AMEN-TEI
 GERMAN PILSENER 32-6428      29  19  1   99  GASTROPUB (6795)           ARVAT
 BARRY 12-5663               115 145  0   97  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 THE GREAT PUMPKIN 82-4576    19  23  1   97  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (7036)   DWES EG
 AWAY DEFEATER 85-12067       18   9  2   96  JAN 16O (7135)             JASPER GULCH
 BISMUTH BENDER 29-5692       44  13  2   95  BASH BROS TAXI (6571)      LAPUR
 MUSTAFA JENKINS 35-4623      20  11  1   94  REDNECK JIHAD (7128)       MURSKA
 BILL MURRAY 84-36772         16  11  0   94  ZOMBIE LAND (7049)         BLACKSTONE
 FRAIL WALL 84-2086           13   5  1   94  WARRIORS 10 (7132)         BLACKSTONE
 BESTARIUS 11-8024            31  27  2   93  SCORPIONS (6905)           ARUAK CITY
 HERUGRIM 1-9400              18   5  2   93  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 CLICQUOT CHAMPAGNE 19-5570   23   9  0   92  MADE YOU LOOK (7064)       ZUWAYZA
 EXPENSIVE KIND 85-696        11  10  0   91  PILL-BOX HAT (7087)        JASPER GULCH

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STAR 60-8427                 27  19  0   90  DREAMTIME (5618)           ARADI
 DEE DAA 46-4478              23  11  0   89  YOU DON'T SAY! (6580)      ARDIVENT
 BANANAS GORILLA 20-366       30  20  0   88  HUCKLE'S CATS (7024)       SEAM
 GEOPLASTIQUE 20-70           20  12  1   88  7TH SANCTUM (6924)         SEAM
 ORTEGA SAUCE 84-4327         13   8  0   87  GOOD FLAVORS III (7058)    BLACKSTONE
 BONESCALE 26-5299            18   5  1   86  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 REV LOGIC 17-7802            22  18  0   85  TMM EXPERIMENTS 73 (7050)  ALJAFIR
 '''5'''' 96-5960             17  14  4   85  PAYBACK (7012)             OLD VALAMANTIS
-SCOTT JOPLIN 12-7264         22  17  1   84  BLUE NOTE (6204)           RIZTAB
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     39  22  0   82  XCOM ALPHA (6829)          ZENSU
 WILD FLOWER 60-8443          26  25  1   81  DREAMTIME (5618)           ARADI
-EFFICIENT ASSESSMEN 84-43800 22  14  0   80  STATIC SANITY (7148)       BLACKSTONE
 TONY TWILO 5-4525            24  18  0   79  ARCANE BLUNDER (6956)      KALTOS
 KRS-ONE 18-10723             18  19  1   79  HIP HOP HEROES (6409)      TALCAMA
 MAYOR MEANSWELL 9-5874       18   6  0   79  SPROUT OF IT (6764)        ZUKAL

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOPONIOUS UNION 32-6481      21  22  1   78  GASTROPUB (6795)           ARVAT
 DINO ORTALANI 69-9537         7   3  0   78  OZ (6927)                  CIMMERIAC
 LARA CROFT 21-8363           23  28  0   77  DEAD LEGENDS (6866)        SUNSET
 PENICILLEN 43-4299          118 136  1   76  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 XVART 33-8696                17   9  1   76  FIEND FOLIO (7155)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 HAMMERJACK 41-4285           16  10  0   75  WRECKING CREW (7089)       KATI-TEI
 SMOKEY 98-5842               12   2  3   75  SUPE FORCES BG7G3 (7104)   SYVYN'S HILL
 SHAMINO 81-2285              25  30  0   73  THE COMMODORES (6851)      SHADOWSPIRE
 RUN LIKE HELL 82-52904       12   7  0   72  ROOKIE PINK 13 (6987)      DWES EG
 ROSIE THE RIVETER 11-7942    23  46  3   71  SCORPIONS (6905)           ARUAK CITY
 THE BLUE PILL 65-7201        27  24  1   69  ALTERNATE REALITY (6970)   DAL SHANG
 DOMINO 25-5865               26  36  1   69  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (6886)    LYRATILAN
 THE MONSTER MASH 43-5073     11   3  0   69  GRAVEYARD SMASH (7117)     VEASTIAN
 SIR MARCUS THE BOLD 60-9044  30  50  2   67  THE ELITE (6740)           ARADI
 ZAEBOS 33-8548               22  27  4   67  THE DEMONIC PICKLES (7154) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 GAFFEL KOLSCH 32-6560        19  16  1   67  GASTROPUB (6795)           ARVAT
 STORM FIRE 84-19028          14   7  2   67  SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (6351)BLACKSTONE
 CARDIO 84-18131              10   4  0   65  ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 (6687)    BLACKSTONE
-GATTILIAN 45-5006            22  14  4   64  TIME STALLYANS (7141)      STORMCROWE
 PANTERA 82-56042             33 157  2   63  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
-NOSY NEIGHBOR 72-7827        19   5  1   63  BASH BROS CONDO (7145)     DRAGONHEAD
 AEROBIC VIOLENCE 29-6083     19   6  0   63  ALMOST EXACTLY (349)       LAPUR
 FAERIE KING 9-6017           15   6  0   63  QUEEN (6441)               ZUKAL
 CRUSHING AXE 40-4694         28  22  1   62  XCOM ALPHA (6829)          ZENSU
 MAJ SNAFU 32-6516            19  15  1   62  SECRET SQUIRRELS (6110)    ARVAT
 GRIZZLY BARE 33-8825         17   6  2   61  HE BE GBS (7156)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 POKEY, MON! 29-6158          17   9  0   61  ALMOST EXACTLY (349)       LAPUR
 DEE AY 75-1699               33  63  3   60  BLOODMOON GUILD (3323)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 ACORN 63-3097                30  39  0   58  NUTS! (6792)               AMEN-TEI
 LAST WISH 84-53933           15   4  3   58  PUB CRAWLERS 32 (7137)     BLACKSTONE
 GEORGE WAHLEN 97-4893        12   8  8   58  MEDAL OF HONOR 12 (7099)   SHADOW GROVE
 SMOKING MINA 25-5864         20  38  3   57  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (6886)    LYRATILAN
 NAMASTE Y'ALL 65-7587        17   5  0   57  BUMPER WISDOM (7151)       DAL SHANG
 DIPSO DOODLE 84-30949        23  24  0   56  DRUNK DRAWING (6996)       BLACKSTONE
 BACKBEREND 43-5087           17  11  3   55  DOLI CAPAX (7080)          VEASTIAN
 EGG RAID 84-49227            17  14  0   55  SOME OLD B (7079)          BLACKSTONE
-TURNED OFF 72-7887           16   7  0   55  BASH BROS GAS (7146)       DRAGONHEAD
 MAITRE BOULANGER 45-4888     10   6  0   55  LA BOULANGE (7153)         STORMCROWE
 BABY BAB 21-8106             26  28  0   52  CRACKED REAR VIEW (7014)   SUNSET
 ABLE BAKER CHARLIE 20-133    23  38  2   52  HUCKLE'S CATS (7024)       SEAM
 RAINDROPS 78-3211            21  18  0   52  HOWLIN CASE (7092)         LIN TIRIAN
 GASOLINE DREAMS 84-45458     20  18  1   51  STANKONIA (7140)           BLACKSTONE
-THE WITCH 56-3197            14   9  0   51  KNIGHTS OF NI (1481)       ROCANIS
 JET-BOOT JACK 81-2741        24   6  0   50  THE COMMODORES (6851)      SHADOWSPIRE
 PLUM 60-8094                 22  20  2   50  FRUIT OF THE LOOM (5976)   ARADI
-DENALI 84-19523              13  10  1   50  SKY HIGH (7147)            BLACKSTONE
 ONION RINGS 81-1684          29 133  0   45  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 WIND GIGGLE 3-7697           25  28  1   44  7TH SANCTUM (6944)         OSKSI
 PSUNAMI FORCE 62-4920        13   3  0   44  STRIKER FORCE (6650)       VALAMANTIS
 JETHRO AL-HABIB 35-4639      12   1  0   44  REDNECK JIHAD (7128)       MURSKA
 MEGA-MAN 21-8192             28  44  2   43  DEAD LEGENDS (6866)        SUNSET
 LIONADO 98-5605               8  11  5   43  DEADLY HYBRIDS F5 (7103)   SYVYN'S HILL
 BANNOR 33-8751               15   7  3   40  THE BLOODGUARDS (7144)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JO ANN SUE 84-48148          15  58  0   38  THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (7126)  BLACKSTONE
 TINGO 1-9057                 11   8  0   37  SERPENTS' HOLD (6396)      MORDANT
 TRUMAN OLSON 98-5377          7  13  4   35  MEDAL OF HONOR 1 (6899)    SYVYN'S HILL
 WILSON D. WATSON 26-5021     37  24  0   33  MEDAL OF HONOR GN (6649)   CALEAM
 S.N.A.F.U. 32-6523           14   7  1   31  SECRET SQUIRRELS (6110)    ARVAT
 OF ICE AND GIN 84-38035      23  22  1   30  BOOK BINGE (7097)          BLACKSTONE
 HARRY HYENA 20-137           30  31  0   27  HUCKLE'S CATS (7024)       SEAM
-LUCKLESS RAINBOW 84-17862     6   3  0   21  111610C (7142)             BLACKSTONE
-BACON BITS 82-7503            5   1  0   16  TATOR TOPPINGS (7143)      DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VESSEL 98-5481                8  11  4   14  BLOOD GANG 717F (7102)     SYVYN'S HILL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
NO CHASER 33-6490        100 157  0 JOYS OF BOOZE 4683     CAUSTIC MACAROON 84-15171 813

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Metron -- *blows raspberry* -- Berthold

Sonny Terry -- Well... Honestly, I'm surprised it was that close.  I think you're a 
much better fighter than I am. -- Flitchak
P.S.  You're a zombie?  Really?

Hoptical Illusion -- Guess I was lucky our fight ended with me still alive. -- Ssskah

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KATAMARI DAMACY devastated TROLL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
STEVEN handily defeated DARKBLADE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GAD viciously subdued JIMMY THE HAND in a popular 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
THE CLEAR bested ONE MIC in a action packed 1 minute Challenge brawl.
FLAT TIRE was overpowered by JAMES BAXTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
NO BATHROOM slimly won victory over ICE KING in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
PROBLEM CHILD was vanquished by ESTRADA in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ERNIE BIRDSLAYER won victory over INCEST in a popular 4 minute gory Challenge duel.
MY-RE was savagely defeated by MR. POTATO HEAD in a popular 8 minute Challenge melee.
HARD CORE TROUBLE demolished MIGHTY MANFRED in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KIERA slimly won victory over DIAL M FOR MEAT in a 4 minute Challenge contest.
BLINKY viciously subdued SECURE DEFENS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge bout.
A MAN overpowered TECKLA KING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JOY handily defeated BALLWIPE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
FAKE SALE PRICE viciously subdued HAPPY-GO-LINTY in a 5 minute Challenge brawl.
HIGH-END BUN was savagely defeated by SKULLWUNNY in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
BISMUTH BENDER overpowered ONION RINGS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
BACKBEREND was devastated by TONY TWILO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
NADA NADS viciously subdued STAR in a popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge match.
AEROBIC VIOLENCE lost to ORTEGA SAUCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fray.
MAYOR MEANSWELL overpowered JET-BOOT JACK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
AWAY DEFEATER overpowered LARA CROFT in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
LIONADO was defeated by PANTERA in a 1 minute Challenge match.
BABY BAB vanquished OF ICE AND GIN in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
POPE BOB was narrowly defeated by LEWIS ALBANESE in a exciting 1 minute fray.
HARV was handily defeated by GEORGE PETERSON in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
SNAPPING TURTLE viciously subdued THE TERMINATOR in a popular 5 minute brutal fray.
DAMION CORONA demolished STORMCROWE PIE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
CHILI CHEESE overpowered STEEL GARTEN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRAWN STAR was demolished by ALLAWALLA in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
WATSON was bested by BERLIN in a exciting 4 minute battle.
ROSS F. GRAY devastated WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG in a 1 minute uneven bout.
NAKED LUNCH was overpowered by CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SNOWBALL V was subdued by LIFE IS GOOD in a popular 1 minute duel.
RICOCHET RABBIT overpowered PRINTS OF WHALES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SKIP JAMES handily defeated SIERRA in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
DESMOND DOSS beat THONKORON in a exciting 2 minute fight.
JACK PENDELTON vanquished BUTTE PIRATE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
TOY HORSEY was handily defeated by EERIEST EXPECTATION in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
METRON overpowered DRY KEG in a 1 minute uneven competition.
GINI overcame JOSE VALDEZ in a exciting 3 minute match.
TEMPE TC! overpowered WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
MARTY MCFLY overpowered WET SNUB in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FLUKE overpowered PLYOMETRICS in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
ENOCH PEABODY was demolished by CHOOSE GOOSE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ARNOLD LAYNE was overpowered by EMERALD TWIST in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
SLAP HAPPY was narrowly defeated by EDWARD O'HARE in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
ADDAI was viciously subdued by CRIKEY! in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal fight.
CHOPPED RABBIT demolished MGR HATES SL'ERS in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
POLLY overpowered ROBERT OWENS in a 2 minute uneven bout.
MUD KING was devastated by TOSSED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
NUCKY handily defeated SOLO in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided contest.
KULGAN vanquished JACK DANIELS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
REPRESENT handily defeated PULLED ORC in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched bout.
HELPER HAND devastated MORK CALLING ORSON in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
MANNY LEHMAN was overpowered by THE WHITE WHALE in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
STINK FACE was vanquished by GREASESPOT in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION was vanquished by VENOM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KASPAROV narrowly defeated THE SMELL OF IT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
TALON beat GUILTY UNDERTAKER in a exciting 2 minute match.
ANGEL CAKE was overpowered by LUNKPOOF in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
LUCY devastated THE QUESTION in a exciting 2 minute mismatched duel.
HALFTIME handily defeated TWILO THUNDER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
MILES demolished PINK STREAKER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
PREDNIZONE handily defeated PICAPEPPA in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
( ) demolished HOMECOMING QUEEN in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided Title duel.
DOUBLE TRUE demolished URETHRA FRANKLIN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
IGNORANCE was savagely defeated by CHANGING BUFFALO in a exciting 2 minute contest.
DUSKBLOOD PUDDING overpowered RED SPECIAL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TOMBSTONE was handily defeated by BINGE N PURGE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TREE TRUNKS was overcome by NITROGLYCERIN in a 2 minute match.
TEENIE WHOPPER was bested by ROGUE WAVE in a exciting 1 minute bout.
HERITAGE was beaten by SUBATOMIC PASTE in a action packed 1 minute brutal duel.
RALPH NEPPEL lost to SONNY TERRY in a exciting 5 minute fray.
GOLDEN ABERRATION won victory over HELP ON THE WAY in a 2 minute bout.
RAIN MAN overcame HOGSHEAD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute battle.
LINT was luckily beaten by HANAKO-SAN in a popular 2 minute bout.
ABCESS overpowered BANDIT in a popular 3 minute gory uneven competition.
DOUBLE E was overpowered by ROBERT NETT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KATANA slimly lost to SERPENTITO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight.
DROKK vanquished PAID IN FULL in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
ONUPHRE was vanquished by SCALES in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
WEBBED RYME was handily defeated by HANNIBAL LECTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
COWBOYS narrowly defeated JIMMY WIN in a action packed 4 minute gruesome brawl.
PRADUS was vanquished by BETHANY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided competition.
SLINKY lost to FENDER in a action packed 2 minute fight.
BARON BLOOD was viciously subdued by BEEMO in a popular 3 minute bloody fray.
ALIEN was overcome by SHIV in a exciting 2 minute battle.
BONHAM bested MC SHAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON won victory over Q-TIP in a popular 2 minute conflict.
THE NOTHING overpowered CANDY MAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
STALINGRAD was bested by ROBERT PAULSON in a action packed 1 minute match.
NICK SEAFORT overcame COME AS YOU ARE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
ADDUCTOR MAGNUS handily defeated LOGAN in a popular 3 minute uneven match.
VIBRANT THING savagely defeated GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS in a exciting 4 minute bloody duel.
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY handily defeated OOZING MY MIND in a 4 minute uneven contest.
FELAWESHIPE slimly lost to VITO BERTOLDO in a 2 minute duel.
PATRICK BATEMAN was viciously subdued by OPEN WIFI in a exciting 1 minute fight.
HORTATOR vanquished MERLIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
ALMOND FISHER vanquished NELCH in a 2 minute uneven contest.
SEYMORE GUTTS devastated BLACKBERRY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
MR. CHUCK bested THE CREATOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
MIKE COLALILLO viciously subdued INCREDIBLE SPEED in a 4 minute contest.
JMJ bested MICKEY SLIM in a popular 2 minute battle.
MAXIMILLIAN overpowered ERNEST R. KOUMA in a action packed 1 minute mismatched battle.
ED WOOD was bested by HOPTICAL ILLUSION in a exciting 1 minute bloody match.
GRAVITRON handily defeated JACQUES LANTERN in a 1 minute uneven battle.
BERYL NEWMAN was overcome by SKINNY PETE in a exciting 2 minute match.
OBSESS was overpowered by FOREVER PORCH in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
LEGACY demolished BERTHOLD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CHINA ROOM narrowly defeated SAMI in a exciting 4 minute bloody bout.
SYCAMORE STYLE was viciously subdued by CLICK STUPID LINKS in a 3 minute fight.
SHAPELESS PURIST was narrowly defeated by BOA in a popular 4 minute duel.
FLATLINER devastated SHAM JOKER in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
CAPTAIN MAGMA handily defeated THUNDERBIRD in a 2 minute mismatched match.
NO CHASER was murdered by CAUSTIC MACAROON in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
LEMON DROP overpowered SLITHERING IDIOT in a action packed 1 minute mismatched duel.
CHARLES MURRAY, JR handily defeated SCIENCE in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
RIGHT was defeated by MERCEDES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
SHARP TIE was vanquished by THE SPOTLIGHT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
TRUE PLAYER overcame FRANKLIN E. SIGLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
MASTER PLAN was overpowered by AFTER 10 BEERS! in a 2 minute uneven match.
LORD'S PRAYER was subdued by GOPHER BAROQUE in a popular 3 minute bloody bout.
ROONEY savagely defeated CRACKED BELL in a popular 2 minute gruesome contest.
MEET DEATH overpowered LOUD DRUNK in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
THE CURE vanquished BOXOFROX in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven bout.
MR. GHERKIN'S MERKIN was devastated by LEAD BELLY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MAUL ON WHEELS was beaten by STRAP ON in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
HI-TOP FADE savagely defeated TENURED WHELP in a action packed 4 minute bloody duel.
DAISY devastated GUTTERSNIPE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LATE AFTERNOON demolished BEUFORD ANDERSON in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
SUPERSTAR was savagely defeated by SOFT 'N CHEWY in a 3 minute struggle.
COLTRANE was defeated by JASON VOORHEES in a exciting 4 minute match.
DIZZY GILLESPIE was beaten by BLACK DEATH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
CHAINSAW VIGILANTE was demolished by CYCLOTRON PAJAMAS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
USURPER overcame KI in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome match.
GZA narrowly defeated DROXINE in a action packed 4 minute gory fight.
RICE & BEANS was savagely defeated by TOSSED SALAD in a popular 1 minute bout.
BOOZEFIGHTERS was demolished by FROZBOZ in a popular 1 minute mismatched struggle.
TOMAS was vanquished by FLIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SNACK FAIRY was demolished by CLARENCE B. CRAFT in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
REASONABLE DOUBT was overpowered by SIMABU in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 overcame RUN'S HOUSE in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
BUDDERCUP was savagely defeated by VANGUARD in a action packed 12 minute gory bout.
TWITPIN was overcome by COCKROACH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
BOLPH was overpowered by REVOLUTION in a popular 1 minute uneven struggle.
THONG RENAISSANCE vanquished SQUYER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SPICY TRICEP was devastated by SMOKEHEAD in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.
WALTER EHLERS overpowered PYG in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
EDWARD ALLWORTH slimly lost to TEST TUBE BABY in a popular 1 minute bloody match.
PINKY SWEAR demolished MURDEROUS THRUST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
HELL WEEK was demolished by GIBSON in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
FLITCHAK slimly lost to GODSLAYER in a popular 2 minute fight.
COBRA was devastated by COTTONBALL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched melee.
THE CHAMPION was narrowly defeated by WILD HORSES in a 14 minute contest.
BENNIE ADKINS slimly lost to ED-209 in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
LEAPS INTO THE AIR demolished VORPAL BUNNY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
IRON HANDED was overpowered by WOR in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DEADLY FORCE was viciously subdued by ACCURSED COMMUNION in a 2 minute brawl.
DISSIDENT won victory over HIGH ELF in a exciting 1 minute bout.
STEAMING EARL won victory over CLOTMUCK in a exciting 3 minute gory brawl.
8TH ATTEMPT was bested by QUINSY CONCH in a popular 1 minute competition.
CHERUB ROCK viciously subdued JENICOR in a action packed 4 minute bloody match.
MESSIAH was overpowered by TERRY SEYMOUR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
AXE EM BOUT ME! narrowly defeated TOO SUAVE in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
TRAMP BACKSTOP beat FATHER CAT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory struggle.
FLOPSY was vanquished by MIC CHECK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
FISH TACO was vanquished by MAJOR NELSON in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
CEREBUS HIMSELF overpowered ATHROGATE IRONFORGE in a popular 2 minute mismatched duel.
YODA was devastated by BLOOD RED SKIES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
GOD MC vanquished CORWIN in a 1 minute uneven match.
RZA demolished LOVE PINK in a action packed 3 minute bloody one-sided fray.
SEVERIN defeated CHERRY in a popular 1 minute battle.
PICKLED NEWT overpowered THE TICK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
BOONE was savagely defeated by LAST STRAW in a exciting 4 minute bloody duel.
TEQUILA defeated SSSKAH in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
SHAWNEE devastated SCREAMING END in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GAMMA DELPHINI was narrowly defeated by FRANK BURKE in a exciting 3 minute fight.
CHARLIE SPLEEN savagely defeated PARANOID PETE in a exciting 3 minute competition.
ZBIGNIEW was overpowered by PAC-MAN in a action packed 3 minute mismatched bout.
XYLOID was demolished by BRUSSEL SPROUTS in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SILVERTHORN overpowered GERMAN PILSENER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LEAST SHREW beat HERUGRIM in a exciting 1 minute fray.
LOVE IN VAIN overpowered BESTARIUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GALILEO handily defeated LONG-N-SLIM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE GREAT PUMPKIN overpowered PSUNAMI FORCE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER savagely defeated PLUM in a exciting 3 minute gory conflict.
BANANAS GORILLA was viciously subdued by IMA PASS in a crowd pleasing 10 minute match.
HOUND ARCHON savagely defeated WILD FLOWER in a exciting 3 minute gruesome bout.
MEROBRYLLA savagely defeated BILL MURRAY in a exciting 2 minute bloody bout.
MACADAMIA overpowered THE MONSTER MASH in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BARRY narrowly defeated NAMASTE Y'ALL in a tiresome 40 minute brutal bout.
FRAIL WALL overpowered TINGO in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
KAYCRON was subdued by HIGHER GROUND in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
MUSTAFA JENKINS savagely defeated THE BLUE PILL in a action packed 4 minute fray.
ZELLNER vanquished GRIZZLY BARE in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
ZAEBOS was demolished by BONESCALE in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
SHARDAVAN overpowered SMOKEY in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
BANNOR was defeated by MAITRE BOULANGER in a 2 minute fray.
XVART bested MAJ SNAFU in a crowd pleasing 2 minute contest.
ROSIE THE RIVETER bested GASOLINE DREAMS in a 2 minute competition.
GAFFEL KOLSCH savagely defeated EGG RAID in a popular 1 minute brutal match.
S.N.A.F.U. was defeated by JETHRO AL-HABIB in a popular 1 minute fight.
JO ANN SUE was overpowered by GEORGE WAHLEN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HOPONIOUS UNION overpowered SMOKING MINA in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
LAST WISH was overpowered by '''5'''' in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
STORM FIRE savagely defeated ACORN in a action packed 5 minute bloody fight.
CARDIO was outwaited by PENICILLEN in a exciting 14 minute bloody bout.
EXPENSIVE KIND savagely defeated SHAMINO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory fight.
KRS-ONE viciously subdued ABLE BAKER CHARLIE in a action packed 6 minute struggle.
SIR MARCUS THE BOLD was overcome by DINO ORTALANI in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
POKEY, MON! overpowered HARRY HYENA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched contest.
DEE DAA handily defeated RAINDROPS in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
CLICQUOT CHAMPAGNE overpowered RUN LIKE HELL in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
GEOPLASTIQUE handily defeated DOMINO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
REV LOGIC overpowered MEGA-MAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
TRUMAN OLSON was viciously subdued by CRUSHING AXE in a action packed 4 minute match.
VESSEL was viciously subdued by WILSON D. WATSON in a 3 minute gruesome bout.
FAERIE KING overpowered WIND GIGGLE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
DEE AY was handily defeated by NIGHTMARE GARCIA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DIPSO DOODLE was subdued by HAMMERJACK in a popular 2 minute brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                 119         PARRY-RIPOSTE    113 -  79 -  2      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                     112         LUNGING ATTACK   628 - 519 -  7      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 35         PARRY-LUNGE      144 - 123 -  1      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   33         AIMED BLOW       615 - 566 -  1      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     32         SLASHING ATTACK  165 - 169 -  1      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 31         STRIKING ATTACK  125 - 162 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     27         TOTAL PARRY      114 - 153 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  20         PARRY-STRIKE      36 -  53 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   19         BASHING ATTACK    79 - 118 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    13         WALL OF STEEL    117 - 190 -  0      38  |

Turn 813 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  5     AIMED BLOW        53 - 59         4  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    68 - 51     PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  7         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK   20 - 15     BASHING ATTACK     7 - 13         3  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE       15 - 12     TOTAL PARRY       11 - 21         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   16 - 15     WALL OF STEEL     11 - 22     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ( ) 43-3593                81  21  1  388 FEARLESS LOSERS (6232)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362     76  56  0  355 UNNAMEABLES (6153)
AIMED BLOW       METRON 72-3686            104  70  0  325 SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)
SLASHING ATTACK  THE CLEAR 29-4632          46  38  1  286 ARCANE PHARMACY (6266)
WALL OF STEEL    COWBOYS 97-5301            41  31  4  254 DEAD MAN'S HAND (6624)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CHOOSE GOOSE 40-4592       49  21  2  248 ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)
STRIKING ATTACK  PREDNIZONE 43-4298         92 162  2  244 MEDS (4924)
TOTAL PARRY      JAMES BAXTER 41-4772       32  32  1  232 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (6828)
PARRY-STRIKE     HANAKO-SAN 25-5800         48  33  0  228 SAY MY NAME (6165)
BASHING ATTACK   HORTATOR 1-7791            62  48  3  213 SEA DOGS (5428)

The overall popularity leader is SLAP HAPPY 60-6031.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BUDDERCUP 60-5967.  The ten other most popular fighters were IMA PASS 
26-5109, STORM FIRE 84-19028, RALPH NEPPEL 40-4330, BERLIN 21-8161, FAKE SALE PRICE 
72-7775, LAST STRAW 84-24737, MUSTAFA JENKINS 35-4623, ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER 82-855, 
DROXINE 56-4298, and PAC-MAN 21-8191.

The least popular fighter this week was NAMASTE Y'ALL 65-7587.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BARRY 12-5663, RUN LIKE HELL 82--12632, PENICILLEN 43-4299, 
ZAEBOS 33-8548, GRIZZLY BARE 33-8825, THE MONSTER MASH 43-5073, LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833, 
BESTARIUS 11-8024, GERMAN PILSENER 32-6428, and SCREAMING END 84--32642.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  6 0  LYRATILAN(25)        3  7 0  ARADI(60)            6  9 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  2 0  CALEAM(26)           5  0 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             2  7 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            4  1 0  LAPUR(29)            4  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  3 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  2 0  IAYE(30)             1  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  6 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  3 0  TARRGIR(66)          2  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            4  5 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             4  2 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  3  5 0  SENTERN(70)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           4  5 0  MURSKA(35)           4  4 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       3  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  1 0  JHANS(36)            2  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        3  4 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  6 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  3 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  6 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  ZENSU(40)            4  6 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         4  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  6 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  2 0  DWES EG(82)         30 12 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         4  4 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  3 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      33 42 1  
TALCAMA(18)          8  3 0  ARDIVENT(46)         4  0 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     6  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  3 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   4  2 0  
SEAM(20)             3  3 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           7  4 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     3  7 0  
SOLVEN(22)           2  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  6 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  3 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE NOTHING 1-3297         189 187  1  243  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 LUCY 2-6090                 49  25  0  229  MENTOR DEMENTOR (6723)     NIANIA
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675       141 148  1  205  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SNAPPING TURTLE 4-6512      82  83  0  239  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 BLACK DEATH 5-5364          59  37  1  204  DUNGEON CELL (6563)        KALTOS
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579           83  66  0  297  BLACK AND BLUES (6227)     TRANSEL
 TROLL 7-4624                36  36  2  198  BIG BAD (4401)             BONSUR
 MARTY MCFLY 9-5915          31  21  0  243  FROM THE 80'S (6873)       ZUKAL
 NUCKY 10-6433               34  32  0  225  EMPIRE (2352)              KOLACT
 REPRESENT 11-7405           28  10  0  251  ILLMATIC (6682)            ARUAK CITY
 MILES 12-7265               35   8  0  235  BLUE NOTE (6204)           RIZTAB
 HOPTICAL ILLUSION 13-5655   47  34  1  203  MMMM BEER (6699)           DULLENS
 DAISY 14-4967               52  43  0  201  MENTOR BLISS (6626)        TOBIR
 DUSKBLOOD PUDDING 15-5150   58  50  2  247  SHEWISH BUFFET (6371)      MALCORN
 GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS 16-5456    70  76  2  200  MUSCLE MEN 3 (6205)        WILLAF
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401          51  49  0  210  BODY OF MUSIC (6463)       ALJAFIR
 ABCESS 18-10356             56  49  1  281  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           68  49  1  206  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (6310)   ZUWAYZA
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      44  63  0  210  LORDS OF CHAOS (2215)      SEAM
 BONHAM 21-7738              70  44  1  246  MASTERS OF MELODY (6433)   SUNSET
 FENDER 22-7186              56  29  0  260  ARE YOU ? (6399)           SOLVEN
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114       58  40  3  205  TRIBE (6320)               ZORPUNT
 HANAKO-SAN 25-5800          48  33  0  228  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN
 SCALES 26-4934              75  62  0  218  SERPENTS HOLD (6243)       CALEAM
 TEQUILA 28-5341             54  42  1  185  BIG SHOTS (6965)           MORYA
 THE CLEAR 29-4632           46  38  1  286  ARCANE PHARMACY (6266)     LAPUR
 SONNY TERRY 30-3912         30  23  1  257  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 DROKK 31-4014               76  55  2  247  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (6375) CHIMLEVTAL
 SKINNY PETE 32-5951         50  33  1  215  OTTOMAN EMPIRE (6526)      ARVAT
 LEMON DROP 33-6685         141 146  2  229  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456       62  52  1  205  FOOT OF PRIDE (6442)       MURSKA
 VENOM 36-7529               34  30  0  237  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
 THE CURE 38-4085            68  51  1  209  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 CHOOSE GOOSE 40-4592        49  21  2  248  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585         63  43  1  240  LAZY SUNDAY (6524)         KATI-TEI
 PARANOID PETE 42-4894       48   6  0  138  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (6852 RODEKI
 ( ) 43-3593                 81  21  1  388  FEARLESS LOSERS (6232)     VEASTIAN

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567      110 117  0  214  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 KASPAROV 46-4450            46  28  2  250  WE GOT GAME (6552)         ARDIVENT
 NO BATHROOM 47-7764         96  34  2  203  BASH BROS PARK (6306)      NORTH FORK
 PINK STREAKER 51-5740       38  34  3  193  DECEIVERS (6753)           TRICORUS
 MERLIN 52-4401              31  20  0  189  COURTS OF CHAOS (7160)     FRATSFA
 KULGAN 56-4268              97  63  3  362  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 POLLY 57-3469               66  18  0  223  THE MILKSOPS (4213)        ANDOR
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362      76  56  0  355  UNNAMEABLES (6153)         ARADI
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734      54  85  4  189  SHEWISH BUFFET (6183)      JURINE
 CHARLIE SPLEEN 62-4845      26  21  0  173  U PAY I SLAY (6964)        VALAMANTIS
 EDWARD ALLWORTH 63-2812     49  40  0  197  MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (5723)   AMEN-TEI
 FLITCHAK 65-3365            78 151  1  190  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 FLUKE 66-2710              132  83  1  303  BENTSWORDS BUNCH (2469)    TARRGIR
 DINO ORTALANI 69-9537        7   3  0   78  OZ (6927)                  CIMMERIAC
 LEAST SHREW 70-6374         10   0  0  119  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (7035) SENTERN
 METRON 72-3686             104  70  0  325  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 GEORGE PETERSON 74-4297     88  32  0  263  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85    80  76  2  200  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ROSS F. GRAY 78-2983        61  41  1  223  MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 (6434)   LIN TIRIAN
 GIBSON 81-2381              43  25  2  217  WICKED MARTYRS (6615)      SHADOWSPIRE
 CHILI CHEESE 82-19622       63  37  0  259  NOTHING BUT DIP (6535)     DWES EG
 BERTHOLD 83-314             70 102  2  187  SUDDENLY, THE VAN (6114)   TELORINTHE
 PINKY SWEAR 84-10329        30  20  1  236  SECRET TRYSTS (6920)       BLACKSTONE
 BETHANY 85-5089             31  14  0  224  DOGMA (6910)               JASPER GULCH
 MAXIMILLIAN 96-5272         26  28  4  199  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 COWBOYS 97-5301             41  31  4  254  DEAD MAN'S HAND (6624)     SHADOW GROVE
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029           51  43  7  215  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (6514) SYVYN'S HILL
 HANNIBAL LECTER 99-3922     67  40  5  206  DERANGED 24 (6316)         SOUTH RIDGE