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Date   : 03/15/2016    Duedate: 03/28/2016

TALAHYA ARENA

DM 100    TURN 772

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 AESIR 3/1373         150   77   0 66.1      TO DIE FOR 2 96/5780
    GEMMELL 84/6701                             THE HUNTED F9 98/5700
    OMNITRIX 30/6492                            YOU DON'T SAY! 46/6580
    ANCIENT CURSES 84/6383                      DEADLY STEPS F3 96/6214
  2 VEGGIES 3/5063       714  486  10 59.5      SUPER STARS R US 1/6567
    SHEPHERDS 18/1774                           ADVENTURE TIME 2 40/6201
    BASH BROS PARK 47/6306                      ADVENTURE TIME 3 41/6828
    BASH BROS TAXI 29/6571                      KILLER MACHINES F2 96/6817
    NEXT GENERATION 18/4678                     MUFFINS TO DIE FOR 97/6416
    FOUND IN THE SAND 32/4237                 5 SANIKUS 82/6833     1090  774  13 58.5
  3 LAZY 9 82/6429      2540 1746  29 59.3      BELOW PAR 82/6744
    2012 XIV 84/6842                            ORCCON THUGS 4/5021
    PHILLY X 84/6758                            (N.) GODLIKE 82/6832
    WORDS IX 84/6477                            THIRSTY THUGS 10/3299
    WORDS VII 84/6638                           THIRSTY THUGS 20/6844
    EX-PHILLIS 82/6684                          BLOODMOON GUILD 75/3323
    TEMPE II V 84/6665                          FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 82/6392
    APRIL 12 II 84/6777                         THIRSTY THUGS 0415 82/6783
    STREET PIZZA 18/786                         THIRSTY THUGS 1308 84/6787
    MARKET CRASH 82/6345                        BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT 84/6688
    OUT OF PROZAC 4/6386                      6 BRIGHT 3/6013       1669 1195  15 58.3
    TEMPE II III 84/6739                        TEAM FLOYD 38/741
    UNDERRATED 2 82/5897                        DODEKATHEON 99/6315
    DEAD LIKE ME 2 96/5526                      POKER GREATS 1/6208
    HALLOWEENIE II 84/6705                      BG-BOSSANOVA 97/6417
    TEAM CARNAGE 2 99/5583                      COLLEGE RADIO 32/6373
    FAILED MUSICALS 82/6427                     COLLEGE RADIO 51/6502
    HOUSE OF CARDS 3 82/6595                    ORIOLE MADNESS 82/5489
    ORLANDO BOUND II 84/6840                    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/6189
    STREET PIZZAD IX 82/6834                    I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/6168
    STREET PIZZAD XX 82/6691                    THE SAVAGE KINKS 22/6372
    BLESS US, EVERYONE 82/6686                  INK & STEEL RETRO 15/6155
    STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279                  THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/6310
    NAMED BY MARK XXIII 84/6814                 THE MOTHERSHIP CE 65/6247
  4 F 29/6767           1814 1263  14 59.0      THE MOTHERSHIP IV 82/6220
    WHAT? 38/6683                               UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/6298
    042909A 2/5852                              VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/6397
    011312F 84/6485                             INK & STEEL FOREVER 6/6182
    011411L 84/6695                           7 WAR ZONE 21/6827     391  285   6 57.8
    040707H 82/5995                             GASTROPUB 32/6795
    040707M 82/6837                           8 F/X 33/6645         2045 1527  22 57.3
    051410A 84/6747                             NUTS! 63/6792
    062408P 84/6117                             SKYRIM 6/6424
    071406W 61/6635                             MISNOMERS 2/6210
    10/25/06D 82/6836                           MUNCHIES 84/6482
    12/19/04A 82/5895                           SPEAKEASY 3/6493
    DP CLONES 24/4339                           DECEIVERS 51/6753
    ORL 2013V 10/6496                           REALITY TV 11/6369
    SAM'S TOYS 2/6666                           HYBORIAN WAR 97/5915
    SAUNA TIME 82/6536                          SUPERNATURAL 65/6674
    WASTELAND II 7/1947                         SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796
    BRAIN FOOD 9 82/6390                        MY TEEN YEARS 84/6520
    COOL NAMES 3 82/5737                        BAD INTENTIONS 82/6349

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    DEADLY STEPS 98/6131                        BLOODY MUMMERS! 97/6818
    I MEAN BUSINESS 84/6468                     DEVIATION XXI 84/6456
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     DEVIATION XXV 84/6381
  9 BOND-AGE 81/6169     804  629   8 56.1      STATE OF MIND 84/6544
    DREAMTIME 60/5618                           DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1595
    7TH SANCTUM 13/6357                         DA DOG POWNDAZ 55/6217
 10 RED FURY 9/3475      678  538   2 55.8      DEVIATION BLUE 84/6249
    THE TAKEN 29/1122                           DEVIATION XXIX 84/6301
    RUNEBLADES 75/6293                          DEVIATION XXXI 84/6431
    MELODY MAYHEM 43/6830                       STATES OF MIND 84/6187
    SOUL WARRIORS 38/1586                       MORALS W/ METAPHORS 84/6240
 11 80'S DISCO 22/6733   942  766   8 55.2   22 MOH 33/6574         4166 3953  27 51.3
    WISH LIST 2007 82/6671                      MUSCLE MEN 21/6335
    ARCANE PHARMACY 29/6266                     MUSCLE MEN 3 16/6205
    ARCANE TREASURES 82/6689                    MEDAL OF HONOR 10/6812
 12 FURRY FURY 11/5840   517  439   7 54.1      MEDAL OF HONOR 30/6572
    KAOS 11-06 84/6365                          MEDAL OF HONOR 74/6355
    FURRY FURY SO2 84/6706                      MEDAL OF HONOR 82/5824
    SMELLS LIKE FROG 4/6843                     THE BAD BUNNIES 4/1722
    BATTLE FROGS 12-13 7/6673                   MEDAL OF HONOR 4 99/5990
    BATTLE FROGS 01-14 61/6824                  MEDAL OF HONOR 5 97/6073
    BATTLE FROGS 03-13 51/6562                  MEDAL OF HONOR 5 99/6713
 13 SORE LOSERS 21/3715  665  571  11 53.8      MEDAL OF HONOR 7 98/6513
    THE MILKSOPS 57/4213                        MEDAL OF HONOR 9 96/6412
    FEARLESS LOSERS 43/6232                     MEDAL OF HONOR A1 2/6000
    BENTSWORDS BUNCH 66/2469                    MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 6/6564
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/2065                    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
 14 RHYME TYME 55/1881   325  279   1 53.8      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
    THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432                     MEDAL OF HONOR J3 63/5723
 15 REJECTS 70/3466      180  157   1 53.4      MEDAL OF HONOR L7 84/6838
 16 HEALTH ALT  98/4502   31   27   1 53.4      MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 40/6534
    SKULL SQUADRON 56/1253                      MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 78/6434
 17 INQUISITION 97/6213  540  474   6 53.3      MEDAL OF HONOR 104 22/6481
    ATTACKO/TCLONES05 82/6089                   MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 84/6077
 18 SEA DOGS 18/1460    1225 1095  11 52.8      MEDAL OF HONOR A10 82/6193
    SEA DOGS 21/5474                            MEDAL OF HONOR A11 56/6449
    SEA DOGS 22/6816                            MEDAL OF HONOR B11 60/6497
    SEA DOGS 28/6826                         23 FANTASIA 1/4914     2925 2782  27 51.3
    SEA DOGS 33/5864                            ON A ROLL 82/6339
    SEA DOGS 35/5865                            DERANGED 6 97/5782
    DUNGEON CELL 5/6563                         DOMINATION 78/4121
    DUNGEON CELL 10/6771                        DERANGED 21 97/6211
    DUNGEON CELL 46/6815                        DERANGED 24 99/6316
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/6452                      DERANGED 26 99/6714
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/6183                      SILENT KINGS 82/5672
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/6144                      TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477
 19 ROYAL PAIN 17/6831   306  281   1 52.1      ROOKIE PINK 1 82/6539
 20 BEN'S BAZAA 21/5839   67   62   1 51.9      CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503
 21 DEVIATION 4/6435    1216 1131  10 51.8      DEADLY HACKERS 82/6236
    DEVIATION 9/6406                            MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899
    DEVIATION 11/6510                           ROOKIE HALEN 9 84/6641
    DEVIATION 29/6579                           TRIBAL COUNCIL 82/6745
    DEVIATION 36/6176                           ROOKIE MAIDEN 29 82/6835
    DEVIATION 46/6327                           STONED ROOKIES 14 82/6095
    DEVIATION 81/6177                           STONED ROOKIES 33 82/6583
    DEVIATION 82/5717                        24 ENIGMA 62/4768       995  961   8 50.9
    DEVIATION D 84/6218                         TECHNOLOGY 5/1778
    DEVIATION V 84/6400                         OLD SCHOOL 41/5128
    TOTAL CHAOS 71/6531                         SUMO BASHO 77/6043
    SLAMMA JAMMA 71/6170                        HOMESTAR & CO 9/5911
    STATE OF MIND 3/1791                        OTTO'S DINER 81/5803
    DEVIATION IIB 84/6154                       NEED FOR SPEED 96/6069
    DEVIATION IIB 97/6212                       OTTOMAN EMPIRE 32/6526

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    DEVIATION XLX 84/6486                       EXPLODING SHEEP 84/6300
    NOTHING BUT DIP 82/6535                  35-UN 63/5397           687  771   7 47.1
 25 POSSE 65/5301        127  123   4 50.8      ERRATA 25/3564
    POSSE 77/3675                               ERRATA 36/5266
    BLOODSWORN 15/5381                          ALLERGY 82/6822
    UNDERWORLD 82/6775                          ERATTA1 82/6221
    ANCIENT CURSE 84/6763                       ERRATUM 26/4945
    BLACK COLOSSUS 3/6678                       CAT SOUP 82/6703
    DEATH PENALTY 33/5362                       DISCOVER 82/5907
    BLACK COLOSSUS 11/6773                      FRONTIER 84/6604
    BLACK COLOSSUS 46/6614                      TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704
    BLACK COLOSSUS 84/6577                      RESCUE RANGERS II 30/6122
    MACHINES OF WAR 6/6443                   36 DESERT BIOM 96/6623  311  369   3 45.7
    VOW TO DESTROY 36/5390                      STORMY'S TROOPERS I 17/6366
    TOWER OF SNAKES 41/6680                  37 THE DEMOCRA 22/4680   60   72   2 45.5
 26 DRAGON JUNK 19/5037   84   84   0 50.0   38 SPACE ACTIO 72/3689  122  151   0 44.7
    WENSINWASIN 728 82/6697                  39-DOOM BUNNIES 6/1578   73   93   0 44.0
    WENSINWASIN M.H. 51/5224                    AARDVARK & CO. 11/465
    DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 62/6610               40 OBG! 47/6774        1236 1642   8 42.9
    WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. 26/6125                  SAUCY 84/6444
    KHORS PRAETORIANS VI 18/6702                TRIBE 24/6320
 27 FAST FOOD 47/6460     90   91   1 49.7      RUN DMC 1/6287
    RANDOM BLADES 50/4450                       EPIC RAP 43/6402
 28 DA BULLS 13/6024    1390 1417   7 49.5      HAIR DAY 84/6813
    MMM BEER 13/6167                            ILLMATIC 11/6682
    SERPENTS HOLD 2/5939                        PEARL JAM 4/6244
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 65/6065                        ARE YOU ? 22/6399
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 75/6027                        BLUE NOTE 12/6204
    PARKING LOT 4 74/6268                       CRITICALS 75/6106
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/5921                       JOHN BROWN 7/6823
    SERPENTS HOLD 26/6243                       AL BUMS II 84/6451
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/5958                       AL BUMS IX 84/6749
    SERPENTS' HOLD 3/6111                       BLOOD GANG 99/6133
    SERPENTS HOLD! 10/6096                      BOMB SQUAD 61/6097
    SERPENTS' HOLD 10/6421                      BOMB SQUAD 66/3779
    SERPENTS' HOLD 15/6076                      STILLMATIC 36/6297
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/6467                      XCOM ALPHA 40/6829
    U PAY I SLAY 2 84/6561                      DELTA BLUES 30/4115
    SERPENTS HOLD 113 63/6059                   MASS EFFECT 84/6565
    ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/2933                  SAY MY NAME 25/6165
 29 SUPE FORCES 84/6839 1267 1300  14 49.4      SUMMERTEETH 33/6292
    SUPE FORCES 7A00 84/6841                    THE 27 CLUB 46/6215
    SUPERIOR FORCES II 97/6819                  UNNAMEABLES 60/6153
 30 EMPIRE 10/2352       459  475   4 49.1      WEBL GREATS 84/6483
    CHIEFS 4 97/6625                            ENTER THE WU 84/6484
    GENERALS 84/6557                            MEN OF STEEL 56/4093
    GOOD TIMES 84/6731                          PAID IN FULL 84/6696
    THE CHIEFS 82/4170                          THE RUNAROUND 2/6437
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/6820                         BLACK AND BLUES 6/6227
    THE MENTORS 10/1444                         HIP HOP HEROES 18/6409
    THE MENTORS 18/6578                         IT WAS WRITTEN 84/6362
    MENTOR BLISS 14/6626                        I SHALL BE FREE 84/6821
    THE ALLIANCE 56/1328                        WU-TANG FOREVER 14/6151
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/6622                      GREAT LAKES WEBL 84/6498
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/6723                      IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/6530
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/6657                    FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/6556
    MASTERS OF MELODY 21/6433                   BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/6459
    THE MENTORS' TOY BOX 10/6272                INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/6209
 31 THE CHOSEN  52/6663   15   16   0 48.4   41 POWER LEGIO 16/5356   46   63   0 42.2
 32 DARQUE ANGE 39/5545  139  149   2 48.3      FOREIGN LEGION 14/5424
    TRIAL BY COMBAT 8/6772                   42 MYSTIC ORC  47/6847  125  173   3 41.9
    IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/6036                43 BLACK TIDE 12/3072    44   62   0 41.5
 33 WEIRD STUDE 35/6845   29   31   0 48.3      CLAN STEELHAMMER 57/2344

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
 34 TREKKERS 29/5861     369  398   6 48.1   44 GWAR 77/3147         180  257   0 41.2
    GWAR 82/6410                                FOOD 81/6172
    D.R.I. 21/5306                              MEDS 43/4924
    DEADLY RAGE 72/3943                         BULLIES 84/6142
    WHO DA MAN? 12/5368                         EMETICS 45/5033
    FEAR FACTORY 61/2926                        MEANIES 84/6256
    FEAR FACTORY 82/4425                        HALFWITS 84/6147
    FEAR FACTORY II 82/6445                     THE CITY 12/4918
    KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/6519                    STRIPPERS 82/5996
    CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/6474                   BUMS 'R' US 60/4507
 45 DEMONSPAWN 33/1275   258  376   3 40.7      HAPLESS WAIF 8/5949
    D.A. REJECTS 47/6735                        PARTY GEEKS 74/4925
    DRAGON LORDS 10/1367                        JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683
    EXCELLENT TUNES 53/3158                     TEENY BOPPERS 84/6164
    IT'S GOOD TO BE... 32/6752                  CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917
 46 HOUSE JHEREG 35/138   28   43   0 39.4   50-THE LIVING  11/5010   18   37   0 32.7
    ALMOST EXACTLY 29/349                    51-DEATH'S SHR 67/4378   15   38   0 28.3
 47 CASTAWAYS 65/5749    636 1013   3 38.6      CLAN GHOST BEARS 61/5563
    SUDDENLY, THE VAN 83/6114                52 TAHAHN HAH 19/6794     2    8   0 20.0
 48-THE FALLEN  28/6825    5    8   0 38.5   53 ISN'T IT OB 52/6799    1    7   0 12.5
 49 CATS 82/5959        1879 3296  15 36.3      NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 47/6846

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

     My-re of the Health Alteration Squad strolled down the main road into Willow 
Beach, reading Galen Shanmarrik spy column in last turn's arena's newsletter, perusing 
it for warriors to challenge.  The afternoon sun shone bright; puffy, white clouds 
drifted by lazily and in no particular hurry to go anywhere, and the smell of baked 
goods filled the air. 
     She purchased an oversized blueberry muffin and quickly devoured it after taking 
her first bite.  The pastry, covered with a slathering of butter, melted in her mouth.  
Licking her fingers to make sure she took in every last bit, she glanced around to see 
if anyone had noticed her being overwhelmed by such a yummy opponent.  
     Brushing her hands clean, she continued on her way when she heard a snippet of 
conversation pass by.  
     "That Rirorni general opened the new bar."
     "Yup, but I'd be surprised if anyone frequents it.  Have you seen the inside?  
Besides, no one can understand what he's saying."
     "Yeah, the Rirorni language is so harsh, I can't tell if he's greeting you or 
insulting you." 
     "It'll be out of business within..." 
     My-re wondered if that's what General Pol's been up to.  She hadn't seen him in 
two weeks and while she didn't miss him frequenting the stable, her curiosity was 
peeked.  She changed direction to the newest part of Willow Beach.  Anyway, she was a 
little thirsty after the rich muffin and could use something to drink.
     The streets were crowded, but fortunately, at 6', she saw over most of the other 
warriors' heads.  All the shops were very busy with patrons with one exception.  A 
newly constructed building had its doors wide open, but no one was entering or 
leaving.  She wasn't sure herself if it was open for business, but a sign above the 
door read, "The Khan's Retreat.  Open for drinks!"
     'Open for drinks?'  That seems an unusual thing to put on a sign.  
     My-re entered the tavern and her eyes widened by the dicor.  The assault of 
bright red, orange, and yellow colors of the interior and rounded theme was a stark 
contract to the rectangular design of most Alastarian architecture.  Knee-high rounded 
tables littered the room with a multitude of fur pillows for patrons to sit on the 
floor.  Woven tapestries of Rirorni warriors lined the room.  A center hearth held 
spent embers that drifted towards an open ceiling with a pulled back awning.  
     There wasn't a traditional bar to sit at, but a massive shelving system that held 
every conceivable bottle of liquor.  General Pol of the Skull Squadron stable sat on 
an oversized fur covered stool with his elbows resting on his knees.  He balanced a 
broken scimitar between his feet, but perked up when he saw her enter.
     General Pol said, in a heavily accented and broken Alastarian dialect, "Hello 
into the Khan's Retreat.  My service is to get you drinks for this day." 
     My-re snorted in amusement at what seemed to be a horrible translation.  The sign 
'Open for drinks' now made more sense.  
     "Oh, it's you," General Pol snorted in the Rirorni native language of Rathiri.
     "That greeting was terrible, what were you trying to say?" My-re asked in 
Rathiri.
     "Not that it matters, but I was trying to say, "Welcome to the Khan's Retreat.  
It would be my honor to serve you today.  How off was it?'" Pol replied, continuing in 
Rathiri.
     "Way."
     Pol huffed in resignation.  "Do you want a drink?"
     "You're offering me a free drink?"
     "You're the only person who made it this far into my tavern before turning around 
and leaving.  I've paid for everything.  Might as well not go to waste," Pol replied 
and poured two drinks.
     My-re took the glass Pol offered.  The beverage was light, but not thick, and 
tasted sweet, not dry, with a slight aftertaste of apples.  "Honey mead?"
     "Yes.  The honey was harvested by bees solely pollinating apple blossoms," Pol 
said and took a drink.
     "It's good," My-re said.
     "Of course it is. It's ambrosia from the gods' own nectar, but it doesn't make 
any difference if I don't have any customers," Pol said.
     My-re took another drink and looked around the Rirorni themed tavern.  She 
cringed slightly at the bright colors and fur-lined furniture.  "Why did you name it 
the Khan's Retreat?  It still might be too soon since the Rirorni War."
     "That the brilliant part.  It was designed to be like a 'spoil of war' from the 
Rirorni invasion where the Alastarian Lord Protectors could sit in a room that the 
Great Khan Ze'Frax himself would find right at home.  Furthermore, the name also 
symbolizes the Great Khan's horde's retreat from Alastari upon his assassination," Pol 
said.
     "I see--"
     "The name is perfect, but I don't understand what's wrong?" Pol asked.
     "Well, it's like a joke.  If you have to explain it, it isn't very good.  I have 
a feeling the title will be lost on people," My-re said.
     "What do I do?  I sold my quarters at the Skull Squadron stable to open this 
tavern.  If it fails, I'll be the only homeless Lord Protector on this cursed isle," 
Pol said.
     "What a minute?  You sold your quarters?  To whom?"
     "That doesn't matter now.  I need your help.  You are the only other person I 
know that speaks the Khan's tongue," Pol said.
     My-re rolled her eyes, tightened her jaw, and breathed out heavily.
     "I implore you," Pol added. 
     My-re looked around, shook her head, and gestured to the furniture.  
     "All of his needs to go."
     "All of it?"
     "All." 
     "Done, what then?" Pol asked.
     "You need someone with influence on the Isle of the Eye to review your tavern.  
Someone that warriors will listen to."
     "I know Sheila Greywand," Pol said.
     "Really?  I said someone who would be willing to give you a review," My-re 
snapped.  She flipped a few pages of the newsletter she was carrying and pointed.  
"Galen Shanmarrik, the arena's spy reporter.  I know Lord Garlor, the governor of 
Valamantis and patriarch of Clan Shanmarrik.  I'm sure they are related and if I 
dropped his name, he might mention it next turn."
     "Excellent.  The way he wordsmiths his reports, the passion he employs when 
covering the fights, he actually take precious time to write it, the way--"
     My-re interrupted him. "Ease up. You're putting it on a little thick.  We're just 
looking for a little nod in the newsletter."  
     "Okay, then what?"
     "You need a gimmick."
     "Like what?"
     "I don't know.  Something to draw in the customers," My-re said.  Looking around, 
her eyes fell on the broken scimitar on the floor at General Pol's feet.  "What's 
that?"
     "Nothing, it's the weapon from my first opponent I beat on the Isle of the Eye.  
I broke Pink Streaker of the Deceivers' sword during our match.  It wasn't in any 
usable condition, so I picked it up as a souvenir of my victory," Pol explained.
     "That's it.  There's your gimmick."
     "What?  A broken sword?"
     "Yes, you offer a free drink to any Lord Protector that had a weapon broken in 
the arena last turn.  You can then display them all along the interior of the tavern.  
The warriors can even post it in the personal ads about adding it to the wall.  Maybe 
even mention what drink they like," My-re said.
     "You want me to give away free drinks?"
     "You gave one to me, so you're already open to it."
     "Alright, point taken.  Done."
     "Then what?" Pol asked.
     "If your honey mead is half as good as your others, you'll won't need to worry 
about business.  Besides, when has a warrior only ordered one drink on a night after a 
turn in the arena?" My-re asked rhetorically.
     "Yes, my drinks are pretty refined.  I'm currently working on a mead based from 
mushrooms," Pol said with pride.
     My-re cringed.  She couldn't imagine consuming a drink concocted from 
     fungus.  "Let's just stay with what you have at the moment.  Now, there is just 
one last change: the tavern's name."
     General Pol snorted, "That's the part I liked best...  Okay, I'm desperate.  What 
should it be changed to?"
     "I can't think of a better name than, 'The Broken Swords.'"
     

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

Inconceivable!  I have it on good authority that Assur's regular bribe reached the 
Commission.  Clearly there was a mix up and my challenge wasn't recognized.

Of course, Rupture could have been one of my challenges.  Clearly he didn't belong in 
the Challenger Champs.  A striker that can't beat a basher.  Bwahahahahaha.

Seven people wanted a shot at the throne.  I can understand that.  The glory, the free 
fights, the ability to shut me up and prove that bashers don't belong here!  Well I'm 
going to do everything I can to rule the throne until I'm banished to Primus

If this actually happens, all of you will have to live down the shame of letting a 
Basher be Tower Guardian for a full 6 months!!!  Sure, blame apathy!  Sure, blame the 
commission fixing the fights!  Sure, blame everything and everyone else.  But yo

Hmmm, that gets me thinking.  If thoughts are worth a penny, how can a basher be worth 
that much?!?

                                          -- Shiny Penny

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hello!

I'd like to start out by thanking Shiny Penny for still another column.  Well done!  
And I hope the humility you expressed this time is not deserved.  When the Commission 
defined the ten styles, they were supposed to be equally competitive.  When did 
Bashers come to be viewed as less equal than the others?  Let's celebrate Penny, our 
Tower Guardian and top Basher.  KHITAI (97-3592) (60-42-5,282) of HYBORIAN WAR TV 
challenged SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (113-168-2,643) of FOUND IN THE SAND.  KHITAI was 
vanquished by SHINY PENNY in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl.  Penny was 
most challenged, by the way.  Six challenges!

That was a TV challenge, and there were three others this cycle.

DR FUGLY (61-3477) (25-9-0,222) of 071406W TV challenged SOVEREYN  (25-4870) (93-117-
0,223) of CHAUCERS WORDS.  DR FUGLY viciously subdued SOVEREYN in a crowd pleasing 6 
minute Challenge fight.

DETH FROM ABOVE (56-2182) (27-11-1,243) of SKULL SQUADRON TV challenged CAL RIPPER JR 
(82-6799) (39-14-0,243) of ORIOLE MADNESS.  DETH FROM ABOVE was demolished by CAL 
RIPPER JR in a 1 minute Challenge melee.

BLINKY (18-2683) (93-162-4,206) of SHEPHERDS TV challenged NERO (29-5707) (63-67-
1,184) of TREKKERS.  BLINKY demolished NERO in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched 
Challenge competition.  I note that Assur has two Tournament Victors in this arena, 
both using their assets as they should.

And let's take a look at the other stylemasters.

Top Wall of Steel:  Dark Gumby.  DARK GUMBY (7-4694) (93-45-1,381) of WASTELAND II 
fought JABBER HOGAN (82-49966) (41-26-2,198) of LAZY 9.  DARK GUMBY defeated JABBER 
HOGAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.

Top Total Parry:  Spare Anchor.  SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (88-35-2,369) of SEA DOGS 
fought DRACO-LICH (10-3013) (44-57-0,192) of DRAGON LORDS.  SPARE ANCHOR slimly won 
victory over DRACO-LICH in an action packed 7 minute melee.

Top Lunger:  Grasscutter.  BUTCH (70-6657) (46-40-2,263) of REJECTS challenged 
GRASSCUTTER (1-8750) (43-19-4,348) of SWEORDMASTERS.   BUTCH was overpowered by 
GRASSCUTTER in a 2 minute uneven Challenge melee.

Top Slasher:  Desperado.  DESPERADO (77-2459) (81-35-2,298) of POSSE challenged COME 
GET SOME (84-26614) (46-20-0,279) of DEVIATION XXIX.  DESPERADO vanquished COME GET 
SOME in an action packed 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.

Top Aimed Blow:  Rancid Waif.  RANCID WAIF (8-4413) (112-70-0,302) of HAPLESS WAIF 
fought SHIV (26-5006) (51-33-1,221) of SERPENTS HOLD.  RANCID WAIF viciously subdued 
SHIV in a popular 4 minute gory brawl.

Top Parry-Lunge:  Skidmark Bug.  SKIDMARK BUG (2-5711) (80-41-2,240) of 042909A fought 
NAS IS COMING (84-26692) (52-33-0,191) of IT WAS WRITTEN.  SKIDMARK BUG demolished NAS 
IS COMING in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.

Top Parry-Riposte:  Andres.  HAVOK TWELVE (82-48504) (42-29-0,240) of 040707H fought 
ANDRES (61-3645) (68-53-1,239) of BOMB SQUAD.  HAVOK TWELVE was demolished by ANDRES 
in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.

Top Striker:  Slap Happy.  CAT IN THE HAT (24-3103) (176-116-1,314) of THE SEUSS HEUSS 
fought SLAP HAPPY (60-6031) (90-155-1,189) of BUMS 'R' US.  CAT IN THE HAT was 
overpowered by SLAP HAPPY in a popular 3 minute one-sided duel.  Of course, Mr. Happy 
is always our overall popularity leader, as well.

Top Parry-Strike:  Girl Scout Cookie.  FLYING HELLFISH (82-7132) (27-30-1,190) of 
CARNIVAL OF CHAOS fought GIRL SCOUT COOKIE (61-3633) (35-23-1,197) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  
FLYING HELLFISH was vanquished by GIRL SCOUT COOKIE in a 1 minute uneven fight.

Who was the arena's most avoided team?  It was Shepherds!  Well done!  It was To Die 
For 2 that avoided them.

Alarond the Scribe said he likes old wine and young serving girls.  I think he should 
leave those young girls alone, and drink with someone his own age.

Hmm.  I don't have much to say, really.  I'd like to thank Assur again for livening up 
the arena, and My-Re's manager for livening up the newsletter.

Hoping you have a great two weeks in this early spring,

                                          -- Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         114 168  2  665  FOUND IN THE SAND (4237)   ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARK GUMBY 7-4694            94  45  1  396  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610         89  35  2  375  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
 GRASSCUTTER 1-8750           44  19  4  364  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 KULGAN 56-4268               62  57  3  335  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 MOURNING ANGEL 84-21449      52  18  3  334  KAOS 11-06 (6365)          BLACKSTONE
 BIGGLES 60-6032             129 118  1  332  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 DESPERADO 77-2459            82  35  2  324  POSSE (3675)               MAZGOURRAH
 RANCID WAIF 8-4413          113  70     319  HAPLESS WAIF (5949)        ARKERS
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      72  19     297  SEA DOGS (5864)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 GEORGE PETERSON 74-4297      58  21     288  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 ACID BATH 33-7373            52  29  1  275  DEATH PENALTY (5362)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 GANOOSH 75-3389              60  56     274  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6027)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE FLYEST 36-7549           48  34  1  273  STILLMATIC (6297)          JHANS
 METRON 72-3686               79  54     265  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 CAL RIPPER JR 82-6799        40  14     262  ORIOLE MADNESS (5489)      DWES EG
 UGAMUGGAH 82-41228           50  27  1  261  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 SKIDMARK BUG 2-5711          81  41  2  259  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 THE SUN 3-6307               38  16     259  BRIGHT (6013)              OSKSI
 ANDRES 61-3645               69  53  1  257  BOMB SQUAD (6097)          JURINE
 VITO BERTOLDO 82-41532       46  33  2  255  MEDAL OF HONOR (5824)      DWES EG
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          161 174  1  254  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 NO BATHROOM 47-7764          67  24  2  253  BASH BROS PARK (6306)      NORTH FORK
 TERRY SEYMOUR 74-4284        25  25     253  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 PORTLY NEPOTIST 96-3104      45  40  4  247  TO DIE FOR 2 (5780)        OLD VALAMANTIS
 WAY TOO CUTE 82-32711        45  23     247  12/19/04A (5895)           DWES EG
 ROBERT NETT 82-48793         56  47     246  MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (6193)  DWES EG
 PSYCHEDELIC BLUR 84-13164    38  20     244  MY TEEN YEARS (6520)       BLACKSTONE
-JACKASS 21-4526              65  66  1  243  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 SAURON 25-5581               51  28  2  243  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN
 TAKANOHANA 77-2569           72  41     241  SUMO BASHO (6043)          MAZGOURRAH
 FEDEX 84-19279               39  29     239  I MEAN BUSINESS (6468)     BLACKSTONE
 BEES KNEES 3-7340            38  26  1  239  SPEAKEASY (6493)           OSKSI
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031           91 155  1  238  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 COTTONBALL 4-6780            34  26  2  235  THE BAD BUNNIES (1722)     JHELUM
 ASCARI 96-3716               71  48  4  234  NEED FOR SPEED (6069)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 THE HAND OF DOG 41-4493      50  47  2  234  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 ( ) 43-3593                  42  19  1  234  FEARLESS LOSERS (6232)     VEASTIAN
 PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842         70  38  1  233  POKER GREATS (6208)        MORDANT
 REVANENT 15-4770             55  31  3  233  BLOODSWORN (5381)          MALCORN
 THE UPTIGHT MAN 4-6857       31   9     233  OUT OF PROZAC (6386)       JHELUM
 BLIND BLAKE 6-6814           47  29  2  232  BLACK AND BLUES (6227)     TRANSEL
 KILL THE WABBIT 97-4517      37  30  5  231  DEVIATION IIB (6212)       SHADOW GROVE
-DERWEAR 63-2619              38  30     230  UN (5397)                  AMEN-TEI
 DR FUGLY 61-3477             26   9     230  071406W (6635)             JURINE
 DR NUT 24-4254               90  48  2  229  DP CLONES (4339)           ZORPUNT
 EDWARD O'HARE 2-5461         48  32     229  MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (6000)   NIANIA
 SLAYER 3 10-2530             58  41  1  228  THE MENTORS (1444)         KOLACT
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        34  38  2  228  THE RUNAROUND (6437)       NIANIA
 XAVIER 75-2071               57  34  2  227  RUNEBLADES (6293)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIMABU 72-4426               55  44     227  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HANNIBAL LECTER 99-3922      44  22  5  227  DERANGED 24 (6316)         SOUTH RIDGE
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568       89  78  1  226  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 IMAGINATION 26-4975          42  25     226  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (6397)   CALEAM
 DUSK 38-2887                102  57     225  SOUL WARRIORS (1586)       CLIFFHOME
 SLITHER 63-2852              66  68  2  225  SERPENTS HOLD 113 (6059)   AMEN-TEI
 LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296           42  17  1  225  MACHINES OF WAR (6443)     TRANSEL
 PICAPEPPA 84-32086           41  29     225  SAUCY (6444)               BLACKSTONE
 ANTON CHIGURH 97-3183       103  40  5  223  DERANGED 6 (5782)          SHADOW GROVE
 ONE MIC 36-7580              57  24  1  223  STILLMATIC (6297)          JHANS
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040          49  28     223  EXCELLENT TUNES (3158)     KHALHUMS
 NY STATE OF MIND 11-7402     29   4     223  ILLMATIC (6682)            ARUAK CITY
 CAPT DELASAR 10-2978         61  46  2  222  EMPIRE (2352)              KOLACT
 HOMESTAR 9-5143              61  37  3  221  HOMESTAR & CO (5911)       ZUKAL
 INK AND STEEL 6-6603         60  50  1  221  INK & STEEL FOREVER (6182) TRANSEL
-MENTAL 25-5075               45  34  1  221  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 ROGAR THORFIN 78-2255        70  60  5  220  DOMINATION (4121)          LIN TIRIAN
 HONEY BOO BOO 11-7645        46  34  2  220  REALITY TV (6369)          ARUAK CITY
 ACCURSED COMMUNION 82-1042   41  42  1  220  SILENT KINGS (5672)        DWES EG
 TUNA SALAD 74-4255           54  35  1  219  PARKING LOT 4 (6268)       DAYLA KIV
 SAINTS 11-6248               53  30     219  BLACK COLOSSUS (6773)      ARUAK CITY
 DEATH CURTAINS 96-4161       47  44  5  219  DEADLY STEPS F3 (6214)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478       53  77     218  ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (6089)   DWES EG
 THE CURE 38-4085             44  34  1  218  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
-CLOVER 36-5959               41  43  2  218  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 CYCLOTRON PAJAMAS 84-27697   40  33  1  218  011312F (6485)             BLACKSTONE
 DAMION CORONA 82-24700       43  33  2  217  DEADLY HACKERS (6236)      DWES EG
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      41  42     217  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (6298)   VEASTIAN
 MOD COD 55-2638             250 186  4  216  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 SCALES 26-4934               53  43     215  SERPENTS HOLD (6243)       CALEAM
 WATSON 5-5132                50  71     215  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      46  35  2  215  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
 OOZING MY MIND 84-50273      32  18  1  215  U PAY I SLAY 2 (6561)      BLACKSTONE
 ARROGANT BASTARD 13-5494     61  53  1  214  MMM BEER (6167)            DULLENS
 SHAWNEE 82-56029             57  92  4  214  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 FISHWIFE 33-7822             50  50  4  214  SEA DOGS (5864)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 SMELLY STOCKS 82-39949       50  33  1  214  MARKET CRASH (6345)        DWES EG
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            49  27  1  214  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (6310)   ZUWAYZA
 WOR 82-1001                  41  39     214  ON A ROLL (6339)           DWES EG
 MICRO 84-42149               21   5  1  214  BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT (6688) BLACKSTONE
 BLINKY 18-2683               94 162  4  213  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 BOOZER 13-5407               72  69  1  213  DA BULLS (6024)            DULLENS
 BONHAM 21-7738               39  34  1  213  MASTERS OF MELODY (6433)   SUNSET
 HILLARY 10-6261              35  36     212  THE MENTORS (1444)         KOLACT
 PTI 7-5412                  156  47  1  211  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
 BLACK DEATH 5-5364           35  20  1  211  DUNGEON CELL (6563)        KALTOS
 SERPENTITO 36-7542           35  29     211  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAD 18-9239                  96  68  1  210  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 SHE'S A JAR 33-7804          51  48     210  SUMMERTEETH (6292)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SSSINK! 33-7925              28   8     210  F/X (6645)                 NIATOLI ISLAND
 GODSLAYER 82-53475           25  17  1  210  BAD INTENTIONS (6349)      DWES EG
 ASPARAGUS 82-38983           62  60  1  209  UNDERRATED 2 (5897)        DWES EG
 SHIV 26-5006                 51  34  1  209  SERPENTS HOLD (6243)       CALEAM
 JIMI HENDRIX 46-4251         51  39     209  THE 27 CLUB (6215)         ARDIVENT
 DESMOND DOSS 6-6819          40  12  1  209  MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 (6564)   TRANSEL
 HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052        111  76  4  208  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
 MEMPHIS SLIM 30-3909         66  80  1  208  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 GRAPE APE 82-34889           21  15  1  208  BRAIN FOOD 9 (6390)        DWES EG
 JABBER HOGAN 82-49966        41  27  2  207  LAZY 9 (6429)              DWES EG
 THE CLEAR 29-4632            39  32  1  207  ARCANE PHARMACY (6266)     LAPUR
 OBSIDIAN 36-7135             31  31  2  207  VOW TO DESTROY (5390)      JHANS
 CHECK MATE FOOL 11-7671      27  10     207  DEVIATION (6510)           ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LOUD DRUNK 74-3554           75 145  1  206  PARTY GEEKS (4925)         DAYLA KIV
 DRACO-LICH 10-3013           44  58     206  DRAGON LORDS (1367)        KOLACT
 GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633    36  23  1  206  SHEWISH BUFFET (6183)      JURINE
 MOVING IN STEREO 84-26623    32  16     205  DEVIATION XXXI (6431)      BLACKSTONE
 21STCENTURY SKITZOID 41-2140 26  10     205  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 SAMI 82-56043                57  92     204  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 AMBEERDEXTROUS 2-5618        56  61  1  204  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 EBONY 10-3116                53  40     204  DRAGON LORDS (1367)        KOLACT
 BRAK 57-3163                 37  29  2  204  CLAN STEELHAMMER (2344)    ANDOR
 FIDDLESTICKS 84-27559        33  29     204  ANCIENT CURSES (6383)      BLACKSTONE
 ANGRY 84-11693               29  25  2  204  WORDS IX (6477)            BLACKSTONE
 MR. GHERKIN'S MERKIN 38-4993 16   5     204  WHAT? (6683)               CLIFFHOME
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567        94  92     203  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 MERCEDES 82-56033            69  80     203  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 INKED PIG 15-5112            66  42     203  INK & STEEL RETRO (6155)   MALCORN
 COME GET SOME 84-26614       46  21     203  DEVIATION XXIX (6301)      BLACKSTONE
 ADDUCTOR MAGNUS 21-5922      45  38     203  MUSCLE MEN (6335)          SUNSET
 LOCKED AND LOADED 84-20445   42  44     203  DEVIATION IIB (6154)       BLACKSTONE
 ESTRADA 82-31507             21  15     203  EX-PHILLIS (6684)          DWES EG
 SOVEREYN 25-4870             93 118     202  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 WHISPER 29-1555              90  69  3  202  THE TAKEN (1122)           LAPUR
 DRY KEG 33-6679              78 168  1  202  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 GINI 66-3117                 74  88     202  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    53  70     202  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614      52  72  1  202  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (6209)RODEKI
 FORBIDDEN FRUIT 2-5762       51  46     202  MISNOMERS (6210)           NIANIA
 DEATH SKULK 98-3200          46  59  5  202  DEADLY STEPS (6131)        SYVYN'S HILL
 FROZBOZ 82-14622             43  24  1  202  FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 (6392)   DWES EG
 CLARENCE B. CRAFT 60-8985    33  29  1  202  MEDAL OF HONOR B11 (6497)  ARADI
 SANDBOX FURY 1-8914          31  29  2  202  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 DIAL M FOR MEAT 84-34468     29  16  2  202  011411L (6695)             BLACKSTONE
-ALLIS 36-6415                24  23  1  202  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375        48  32  1  201  AL BUMS II (6451)          BLACKSTONE
 SIS BOOM BAA 84-19510        46  45     201  EXPLODING SHEEP (6300)     BLACKSTONE
 DOVAHKIIN 6-6663             42  25  1  201  SKYRIM (6424)              TRANSEL
 ADONIS DNA 84-22593          35  35     201  DEVIATION D (6218)         BLACKSTONE
 POLLY 57-3469                31  12     201  THE MILKSOPS (4213)        ANDOR
 MACROS THE BLACK 56-4492     28   9  3  201  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 OOO OOO OOO 46-4281          26  15     201  YOU DON'T SAY! (6580)      ARDIVENT
 HANNIBAL LECTER 84-8637      23   5  1  201  STATE OF MIND (6544)       BLACKSTONE
 LIL NOIR 62-3311             59  68  2  200  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            54  54     200  BLACK AND BLUES (6227)     TRANSEL
 TICKLE ME TIGER 11-7391      46  33  2  200  FURRY FURY (5840)          ARUAK CITY
 DOWN TO THE WELL 97-5086     35  28  4  200  BG-BOSSANOVA (6417)        SHADOW GROVE
 VEXTHORNE 84-7044            33  22  3  200  BLACK COLOSSUS (6577)      BLACKSTONE
 ANNIE DUKE 82-49334          30   9  1  200  HOUSE OF CARDS 3 (6595)    DWES EG
 PREDNIZONE 43-4298           72 141  1  199  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 KALDOR 56-2134               55  50  1  199  THE ALLIANCE (1328)        ROCANIS
 DISSIDENT 4-6672             42  59  2  199  PEARL JAM (6244)           JHELUM
 ABCESS 18-10356              38  26  1  199  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 BANDIT 12-3231               36  13  1  199  BLACK TIDE (3072)          RIZTAB
 ANDERSON 84-30894            29  32  1  199  MASS EFFECT (6565)         BLACKSTONE
 JORMP JUMPER 2-5834          19  10     199  SAM'S TOYS (6666)          NIANIA
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        70  65  1  198  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947         60  49     198  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (6168)    KATI-TEI
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         59  66  1  198  COLLEGE RADIO (6502)       TRICORUS
 GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS 16-5456     55  50  2  198  MUSCLE MEN 3 (6205)        WILLAF
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330        51  49  1  198  WHO DA MAN? (5368)         RIZTAB
 GOD OF THUNDER 84-24914      37  29     198  DEVIATION XXV (6381)       BLACKSTONE
 BEAST MODE 4-6772            31  17     198  DEVIATION (6435)           JHELUM
 SKINNY PETE 32-5951          29  13  1  198  OTTOMAN EMPIRE (6526)      ARVAT
 BOSOMY GOLDMINE 1-8537       25  14     198  SUPER STARS R US (6567)    MORDANT
 ITALIAN STALLION 14-4399     57  58     197  FOREIGN LEGION (5424)      TOBIR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUTCH 70-6657                46  41  2  197  REJECTS (3466)             SENTERN
 ANGELOST 39-3415             37  27  1  197  DARQUE ANGELS (5545)       XOCHITHLAN
 CERES 99-3866                36  42  4  197  DODEKATHEON (6315)         SOUTH RIDGE
 CHILI CON CARNAGE 24-5020    27  37  1  197  SHEWISH BUFFET (6452)      ZORPUNT
 DETH FROM ABOVE 56-2182      27  12  1  197  SKULL SQUADRON (1253)      ROCANIS
 SEBASTIAN 97-4696            26  42  4  197  INQUISITION 13BG (6213)    SHADOW GROVE
 WEIRD HAIRED FROG 7-6404     21  13     197  BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (6673)  BONSUR
 EARL OF LEMONGRAB 40-4564    15  11  1  197  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 SMOKE 68-5868               103  82     196  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (2933)  FIREHOLD
 CLEVER 50-2192               78  54  2  196  RANDOM BLADES (4450)       SNOWBOUND
 ADDAI 10-5951                72  69  1  196  SERPENTS HOLD! (6096)      KOLACT
 COBRA 3-7087                 69  70     196  SERPENTS' HOLD (6111)      OSKSI
 PHOENIX 10-2616              53  57  1  196  DRAGON LORDS (1367)        KOLACT
 GABOGOOL 17-7308             41  33  2  196  STORMY'S TROOPERS I (6366) ALJAFIR
 CHILI CHEESE 82-19622        38  21     196  NOTHING BUT DIP (6535)     DWES EG
 NAPOLEON 84-37611            33  35  5  196  GENERALS (6557)            BLACKSTONE
 DESOLATION 99-1527           33  38  5  196  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5583)      SOUTH RIDGE
 HARLEQUIN 18-10203           23   8     196  KHORS PRAETORIANS VI (6702)TALCAMA
 STRAP ON 10-5254             54  38  1  195  THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (6272)KOLACT
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          52  53  1  195  SHEWISH BUFFET (6144)      LIN TIRIAN
 HAVOK TWELVE 82-48504        42  30     195  040707H (5995)             DWES EG
 IAN IS PRETTY! 84-33121      27  13  2  195  TEMPE II V (6665)          BLACKSTONE
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          115 131  2  194  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 ALMOND FISHER 99-2846        59  63  4  194  MEDAL OF HONOR 4 (5990)    SOUTH RIDGE
 BEAST OF BURDEN 82-46432     58  60  1  194  STONED ROOKIES 14 (6095)   DWES EG
 MC SHAN 18-10307             50  29     194  HIP HOP HEROES (6409)      TALCAMA
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    44  63  1  194  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183              44  47  1  194  RED FURY (3475)            ZUKAL
 PRAWN STAR 81-2149           36  23  1  194  OTTO'S DINER (5803)        SHADOWSPIRE
 FRANKLIN E. SIGLER 56-4408   34  28     194  MEDAL OF HONOR A11 (6449)  ROCANIS
 FLOYD 99-1041                29  28  4  194  ARCANE GREATS MI (6189)    SOUTH RIDGE
-LOBOROACH 11-2587            29  23     194  AARDVARK & CO. (465)       ARUAK CITY
 PROBLEM CHILD 1-8967         28  11  1  194  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 FLUKE 66-2710               100  74  1  193  BENTSWORDS BUNCH (2469)    TARRGIR
 FELAWESHIPE 25-4968          82 113     193  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  82  69     193  SORE LOSERS (3715)         SUNSET
 SNAPPING TURTLE 4-6512       60  64     193  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 NAS IS COMING 84-26692       52  34     193  IT WAS WRITTEN (6362)      BLACKSTONE
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          45  52  1  193  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
-GAIGE THE DESTROYER 98-1677  40  25  4  193  THE HUNTED F9 (5700)       SYVYN'S HILL
 PRODIGAL 84-26816            40  38     193  WEBL GREATS (6483)         BLACKSTONE
 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042     38  30  4  193  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (6459) WILLAF
 SUE WEEEEE 84-16471          33  42     193  STATES OF MIND (6187)      BLACKSTONE
-TWEEN 82-46911               32  23  1  193  DISCOVER (5907)            DWES EG
 RALPH NEPPEL 40-4330         29  19     193  MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (6534)   ZENSU
 LEGACY 18-10584              25   7     193  THE MENTORS (6578)         TALCAMA
 MANTRA 3-6754                24  13  2  193  BLACK COLOSSUS (6678)      OSKSI
-BOBCAT 84-19098              24  11  1  193  FRONTIER (6604)            BLACKSTONE
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       223 159  3  192  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 GREASESPOT 60-5964           83 142     192  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 RUPTURE 99-3463              64  32  4  192  BLOOD GANG (6133)          SOUTH RIDGE
 HALFTIME 43-4816             46  34  1  192  EPIC RAP (6402)            VEASTIAN
 SEETHER 26-4499              45  33     192  WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (6125)  CALEAM
-CHOWDER RISK 82-47752        44  29  2  192  COOL NAMES 3 (5737)        DWES EG
 CLOTMUCK 84-19067            39  96     192  MEANIES (6256)             BLACKSTONE
-PUSS N BOOTS 36-7165         32  24  1  192  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 PHOTON 18-3292               27  12     192  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 KHITAI 97-3592               60  43  5  191  HYBORIAN WAR (5915)        SHADOW GROVE
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736       56  42  1  191  RUN DMC (6287)             MORDANT
-NICKEL 26-4240               54  57     191  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372     51  54     191  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
 POMPEII 84-13227             49  32     191  DEVIATION D (6218)         BLACKSTONE
 SKULLWUNNY 84-19084          46  89  2  191  TEENY BOPPERS (6164)       BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROSS F. GRAY 78-2983         36  25  1  191  MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 (6434)   LIN TIRIAN
 JASON VOORHEES 97-4408       35  31  6  191  DERANGED 21 (6211)         SHADOW GROVE
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       35  26  1  191  KARNHORN KARNAGE (6519)    ZUWAYZA
 CHARLES MURRAY, JR 33-8090   32  18     191  MOH (6574)                 NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAMIN 14-4965                26  22     191  MENTOR BLISS (6626)        TOBIR
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       114  91     190  CREAM OF THE SLOP (2065)   NIANIA
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967            99 148  1  190  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 TOMAS 56-749                 65 108  6  190  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 CHERRY 82-56032              54  95     190  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 VENOM DECAY 41-4758          28  10     190  TOWER OF SNAKES (6680)     KATI-TEI
 TEST TUBE BABY 82-49949      23  11  1  190  STREET PIZZAD XX (6691)    DWES EG
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675        107 141  1  189  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 12-5775   90 112  2  189  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 DMX 25-5675                  53  32  2  189  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       51  40     189  UNNAMEABLES (6153)         ARADI
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        41  37  1  189  WHO DA MAN? (5368)         RIZTAB
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156        30  20  1  189  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (6610)  VALAMANTIS
 OCTAVIUS 9-4084              59  42  1  188  RED FURY (3475)            ZUKAL
 CASUALTYISMYCULTURE 84-20457 36  25  3  188  DEVIATION V (6400)         BLACKSTONE
 BABY BLUE 5-5321             36  25  1  188  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (6530)   KALTOS
 TOY HORSEY 82-45013          26  14     188  ARCANE TREASURES (6689)    DWES EG
 CHAIR 84-11685               21  18     188  WORDS VII (6638)           BLACKSTONE
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      176 117  1  187  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 PLYOMETRICS 84-31176         39  32  2  187  FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (6556)   BLACKSTONE
 RAIN MAN 18-8344             36  17  1  187  THE MENTORS (6578)         TALCAMA
 THEYCALLME THEHUNTER 11-7642 27  11  2  187  DEVIATION (6510)           ARUAK CITY
 MIKE COLALILLO 98-2381       25  25  6  187  MEDAL OF HONOR 7 (6513)    SYVYN'S HILL
 WET SNUB 84-32054            24  23     187  PHILLY X (6758)            BLACKSTONE
 IRONIC TWIST 65-7198         67  30  2  186  THE MOTHERSHIP CE (6247)   DAL SHANG
-COUNT IN THE CELLAR 18-8404  51  26  1  186  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 ORANGE CRANBERRY 97-4962     37  29  5  186  MUFFINS TO DIE FOR (6416)  SHADOW GROVE
 PARTIES AT ADAM'S 84-16192   33  46     186  MORALS W/ METAPHORS (6240) BLACKSTONE
 FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132      27  31  1  186  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (6474)   DWES EG
 THONKORON 84-19064           52  83     185  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     52  27     185  SERPENTS' HOLD (6421)      KOLACT
 BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823       46  28  5  185  GREAT LAKES WEBL (6498)    BLACKSTONE
 LUNKPOOF 84-19085            46  89     185  TEENY BOPPERS (6164)       BLACKSTONE
 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105        41  33  1  185  FEAR FACTORY II (6445)     DWES EG
-SPIRITWALKER 60-8431         34  27  1  185  DREAMTIME (5618)           ARADI
 RATTLER 56-4336              29  12     184  SERPENTS' HOLD (6467)      ROCANIS
 KINKY MCKINK 22-6463         23   3  1  184  THE SAVAGE KINKS (6372)    SOLVEN
 RATTLER 2-5654               72  77     182  SERPENTS HOLD (5939)       NIANIA
 SNACK FAIRY 84-24819         34  33  1  182  MUNCHIES (6482)            BLACKSTONE
 FROSTY 47-7332               34  31     182  FAST FOOD (6460)           NORTH FORK
 BEUFORD ANDERSON 84-28184    16   9  1  181  MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (6077)  BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALISONG 22-6847             54  77     180  SERPENTS HOLD (5921)       SOLVEN
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    52  33     180  COLLEGE RADIO (6373)       ARVAT
 VANGUARD 4-5966              51  61     180  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM
 FISH TACO 81-1687            48  73  1  180  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 FLOPSY 4-6791                28  21  3  180  THE BAD BUNNIES (1722)     JHELUM
 WILD HORSES 82-46535         20  19     180  STONED ROOKIES 33 (6583)   DWES EG
 BOWEN 15-5091                57  71  1  179  SERPENTS' HOLD (6076)      MALCORN
 NERO 29-5707                 63  68  1  178  TREKKERS (5861)            LAPUR
 SASHA 65-7111                61  64     178  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6065)        DAL SHANG
-ELEVENTH 12-6963             55  47     178  BLUE NOTE (6204)           RIZTAB
 DARWIN 10-6236               40  32     178  THE MENTORS (1444)         KOLACT
 MURDEROUS THRUST 75-3562     35   6  6  178  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ROBERT BYRD 22-6039          31  25  1  178  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      52  81  4  177  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
 GZA 84-27225                 47  25     177  ENTER THE WU (6484)        BLACKSTONE
-GUNSLINGER 65-6960           26  20  2  177  POSSE (5301)               DAL SHANG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POPE BOB 82-43134            17  16     177  BLESS US, EVERYONE (6686)  DWES EG
 BLUE OYSTER 84-16749         41  31     176  DEVIATION BLUE (6249)      BLACKSTONE
 ODB 14-4891                  33  35  2  176  WU-TANG FOREVER (6151)     TOBIR
 T'HIGH UCANT SUSTAI 84-20459 28  22     176  DEVIATION V (6400)         BLACKSTONE
 ZEDS DEAD BABY 81-1258       52  56  1  175  DEVIATION (6177)           SHADOWSPIRE
-CEREBUS HIMSELF 11-2428      35  29     175  AARDVARK & CO. (465)       ARUAK CITY
 DOGGFATHER 55-3177           47  43  4  174  DA DOG POWNDAZ (6217)      KHALANI
 DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON 22-7050  29  33  1  174  MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (6481)  SOLVEN
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       43  33     173  GWAR (6410)                DWES EG
 ROBERT OWENS 97-4199         42  64  3  173  MEDAL OF HONOR 5 (6073)    SHADOW GROVE
 DERRICK THOMAS 82-8338       26  29  2  172  THE CHIEFS (4170)          DWES EG
 MY LITTLE GTO 47-7745        36  24     171  OBG! (6774)                NORTH FORK
 BERYL NEWMAN 30-4619         33  33     171  MEDAL OF HONOR (6572)      IAYE
 PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 10-6386   19   6  2  171  DUNGEON CELL (6771)        KOLACT
 HOFFA WITH HAIR 59-2297      31  17     170  IMPROVED ILLUSION (6036)   ILLIS
 CHOOSE GOOSE 40-4592         21   8  2  170  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      72  91  2  169  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 SQUYER 25-4871               63 148     169  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 AFTERSHOCK 71-294            49  39     169  SLAMMA JAMMA (6170)        KYR'TERR
 FAST TIMES 84-33214          25  15     169  DEVIATION XLX (6486)       BLACKSTONE
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631          42  78  1  168  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (6209)RODEKI
 ODDLY ELEGANT 9-5624         24  24     168  DEVIATION (6406)           ZUKAL
 STEAMING EARL 82-24992       22  12     168  SAUNA TIME (6536)          DWES EG
 ROONEY 84-35472              10   6     168  THIRSTY THUGS 1308 (6787)  BLACKSTONE
 REUNITED 14-4771             51  67  1  167  WU-TANG FOREVER (6151)     TOBIR
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         46  37     167  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 NO CHASER 33-6490            82 134     166  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 JACQUES LANTERN 84-25468     26  17     166  HALLOWEENIE II (6705)      BLACKSTONE
 FIREHYDRANT DEFILER 41-4475  34  38  1  165  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 CERBERUS 82-53377            23  22  1  164  UNDERWORLD (6775)          DWES EG
 BOLPH 84-19060               47  88  1  163  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988      30  22     162  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
 ROCKIT 22-6953               21  14  2  162  80'S DISCO (6733)          SOLVEN
 MAGGOT DODGER 84-4231        36  41     161  062408P (6117)             BLACKSTONE
 ICE KING 40-4507             22   7  1  160  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 SOGGY 96-4997                15  24  3  160  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (6622)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509   35  26  1  159  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 LOABAL DOMINATION 3-7099     31  21     158  STATE OF MIND (1791)       OSKSI
 EDWARD ALLWORTH 63-2812      30  18     158  MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (5723)   AMEN-TEI
 PENICILLEN 43-4299          103 110  1  157  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 DEATHSCAR 46-3989            27  19  2  157  BLACK COLOSSUS (6614)      ARDIVENT
 HELL WEEK 3-6695            102 144  1  156  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 BRUSSEL SPROUTS 81-1688      57  64  2  155  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 TRIED2LUVUTRIED2OWN 84-20460 26  26  2  155  DEVIATION V (6400)         BLACKSTONE
 PRETTY HATE MACHINE 46-4257  34  48  1  153  DEVIATION (6327)           ARDIVENT
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     62  53  2  152  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
-YING 82-53792                24  16  1  152  ERATTA1 (6221)             DWES EG
 LUCY 2-6090                  26   8     151  MENTOR DEMENTOR (6723)     NIANIA
 BLACK MAIDEN 19-4758         25   5  1  151  DRAGON JUNKIES (5037)      ZUWAYZA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE TICK 12-5659             91 117     150  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 RIGHT 84-40007               21  11  1  150  GOOD TIMES (6731)          BLACKSTONE
 FLITCHAK 65-3365             62 126  1  148  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 8TH ATTEMPT 82-11378         16   8  1  147  BELOW PAR (6744)           DWES EG
 LIFE IS GOOD 84-36076        14  13     147  AL BUMS IX (6749)          BLACKSTONE
 SCRAPPY DORK 10-6294         41  26  1  146  ORL 2013V (6496)           KOLACT
 THUNDERBIRD 82-30981         11   4     146  THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (6783)  DWES EG
 E-X 33-3176                  31  48     145  DEMONSPAWN (1275)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 TEMPE TC! 82-46708           26  14     145  WISH LIST 2007 (6671)      DWES EG
 LOGAN 82-56039               50  99  1  144  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 EMERALD TWIST 82-37689       44  44  1  143  THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6220)   DWES EG
 BREWERY DEATH 96-4159        36  55  3  143  DEADLY STEPS F3 (6214)     OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FROG BELLY LINT 51-5755      29  17  2  142  BATTLE FROGS 03-13 (6562)  TRICORUS
 BOONE 10-3812                45  48     140  THIRSTY THUGS (3299)       KOLACT
 TWITPIN 84-19066             47  88  1  139  MEANIES (6256)             BLACKSTONE
 APACHE FOG 65-7330           22  16  3  139  SUPERNATURAL (6674)        DAL SHANG
 FEELING MINNESOTA 36-7569    26  19     138  DEVIATION (6176)           JHANS
 DEPP 2-6071                  25   9     138  MENTOR DEMENTOR (6723)     NIANIA
 JACK PENDELTON 74-4291       27  22  1  137  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
-BLOOD THIRSTER 36-7199       23  11  4  137  VOW TO DESTROY (5390)      JHANS
 EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710          46  51  1  136  PEARL JAM (6244)           JHELUM
 I 29-6065                    24   6  1  136  F (6767)                   LAPUR
 ALI BOOMBAH YAY 29-5874      23   7  1  134  DEVIATION (6579)           LAPUR
 RED MONICA 82-28272          21  24     134  WENSINWASIN 728 (6697)     DWES EG
 FRANK BURKE 96-4474          29  36  3  132  MEDAL OF HONOR 9 (6412)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 NEW DAY RISING 82-42183      22  21  2  132  DEVIATION (5717)           DWES EG
 ED WOOD 96-2449              32  53  5  131  DEAD LIKE ME 2 (5526)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 BALLWIPE 84-19086            51  84     130  BULLIES (6142)             BLACKSTONE
 VAMPIRE SQUID 35-4115        37  35     130  SEA DOGS (5865)            MURSKA
 THE SHINING 82-1279          34  33     130  FAILED MUSICALS (6427)     DWES EG
 ABU JR. 52-2284              23  23  1  129  THE CHOSEN ONES (6663)     FRATSFA
 FENDER 22-7186               26  17     128  ARE YOU ? (6399)           SOLVEN
 ROADRUNNER FLY 96-5029       20  19  3  128  DESERT BIOMES (6623)       OLD VALAMANTIS
 TOSSED SALAD 81-1686         37  84  1  127  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954        28  15  1  127  DEADLY RAGE (3943)         DRAGONHEAD
 ALIEN 22-7113                24  18  2  125  THE MENTORS GORE (6657)    SOLVEN
 SPICY TRICEP 84-13301        14   3     124  051410A (6747)             BLACKSTONE
 BARRY 12-5663                95 124     119  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 26  19     118  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
 BERTHOLD 83-314              58  73  2  116  SUDDENLY, THE VAN (6114)   TELORINTHE
 SSSKAH 65-7059               63  91  1  113  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
-COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        19  17  2  113  EMPIRE (2352)              KOLACT
 THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564      76 109  2  112  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 TOBEORNOTTOBE 71-280         18  20     112  TOTAL CHAOS (6531)         KYR'TERR
 LEWIS ALBANESE 40-4547       25  27     111  MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (6534)   ZENSU
 ARUGULA 3-7180               44  52  2  109  VEGGIES (5063)             OSKSI
 PANDA FISTS 84-29585         23  12  1  108  FURRY FURY SO2 (6706)      BLACKSTONE
 ICE WIND 47-7758             37  20  1  106  BASH BROS PARK (6306)      NORTH FORK
 SPIDER-MAN 51-5173           17  10     104  WENSINWASIN M.H. (5224)    TRICORUS
 NICK NACK 81-1750            31  34  3  103  BOND-AGE (6169)            SHADOWSPIRE
-YANG 82-53793                27  19  1  103  ERATTA1 (6221)             DWES EG
-BISMUTH BENDER 29-5692       29   8  2  102  BASH BROS TAXI (6571)      LAPUR
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            29  20  1  102  MENTOR BLISS (6626)        TOBIR
 PIMP POTENTIAL 4-6771        23   7     102  DEVIATION (6435)           JHELUM
 GREY MATTER 30-5042          19  23     102  OMNITRIX (6492)            IAYE
 CHANGING BUFFALO 82-18031    17   7  1  101  TRIBAL COUNCIL (6745)      DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ERNEST R. KOUMA 74-4416      33  31  1  100  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
-DEVOUT CHRISTIAN 47-5321     26  18  4  100  NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (6846)NORTH FORK
 POE 97-5615                  19  20  5  100  CHIEFS 4 (6625)            SHADOW GROVE
 EERIEST EXPECTATION 84-31990 11   3     100  APRIL 12 II (6777)         BLACKSTONE
 ARNOLD LAYNE 82-52842         4   1     100  ROOKIE PINK 1 (6539)       DWES EG
 THE CRUSHER 18-8050          49  37      99  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
-EMERICA 30-4756              27  11  1   99  RESCUE RANGERS II (6122)   IAYE
 LEGEND 84-39597              19   7      98  GEMMELL (6701)             BLACKSTONE
-TOTAL 21-7612                26  19      97  THE CEREAL KILLERS (6523)  SUNSET
-HAVANA BLACK 81-561          24  24  1   97  WAR MACHINE (6646)         SHADOWSPIRE
-LADY LUCK 65-7370            23  18  1   96  POSSE (5301)               DAL SHANG
 DAISY 14-4967                33  20      92  MENTOR BLISS (6626)        TOBIR
-DRY MOUTH MAX 81-2072        22  25  1   92  FURRY FURY (5669)          SHADOWSPIRE
 BENNIE ADKINS 3-7389         38  27  2   91  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497     35  28      91  ALMOST EXACTLY (349)       LAPUR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PURGATORY 84-38435           20   5  1   90  ANCIENT CURSE (6763)       BLACKSTONE
 BERLIN 21-8161               24  13  1   89  WAR ZONE (6827)            SUNSET
 GENERAL POL 56-3412          22  18  1   89  SKULL SQUADRON (1253)      ROCANIS
 STEEL GARTEN 32-6150         20  17  1   87  GASTROPUB (6795)           ARVAT
 PARAGON ORCA 13-5573         37  64      86  7TH SANCTUM (6357)         DULLENS
 20TH CENTURY FOX 36-7567     27  18  1   85  DEVIATION (6176)           JHANS
-DRAGULA 11-4942              24  11  1   84  THE LIVING DEAD (5010)     ARUAK CITY
 QUEEN OF COOL 4-6773         27  23      83  DEVIATION (6435)           JHELUM
 OG 33-8173                   23  16  1   83  DEMONSPAWN (1275)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 EVERYONE WANTS SOME 84-26980  4   1      83  ROOKIE HALEN 9 (6641)      BLACKSTONE
 MASTER PLAN 84-36463         21  19      82  PAID IN FULL (6696)        BLACKSTONE
-SILVERBLEED 36-7720          20  11  1   82  VOW TO DESTROY (5390)      JHANS
 KNOWLEDGE 16-5610            19  11      82  POWER LEGION (5356)        WILLAF
 LIL JOHNNY 47-8184           20  16  1   81  D.A. REJECTS (6735)        NORTH FORK
 THE KING 32-5968             18  19  1   81  IT'S GOOD TO BE... (6752)  ARVAT
 TREE TRUNKS 40-4601          18  15  1   80  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
-MARCUS 61-3434               21   7  5   75  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         17  11      75  DUNGEON CELL (6771)        KOLACT
-BELLADONNA 12-7230           19  12  2   71  PURE POISON (6532)         RIZTAB
 BWUCE REE 14-4388            17   7      69  FOREIGN LEGION (5424)      TOBIR
 PINK STREAKER 51-5740        17  14  3   67  DECEIVERS (6753)           TRICORUS
-GIBSON 81-2381               19   8  1   66  WICKED MARTYRS (6615)      SHADOWSPIRE
-BABY CRAMBUS 81-2343         18  12      66  CULT OF BACCHUS (5523)     SHADOWSPIRE
 CEYLON 41-4864               17   5  1   66  TOWER OF SNAKES (6680)     KATI-TEI
-RICOCHET RABBIT 6-1782       16   9  2   66  DOOM BUNNIES (1578)        TRANSEL
 MY-RE 98-737                 12   5  4   66  HEALTH ALT SQD (4502)      SYVYN'S HILL
 CRIMSON TEARS 15-5422        19  12  1   65  BLOODSWORN (5381)          MALCORN
 SERGEANT 4 10-6459           17   9  2   65  MEDAL OF HONOR (6812)      KOLACT
 ED-209 96-5273               11   2  3   65  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 DEE AY 75-1699               23  32  3   63  BLOODMOON GUILD (3323)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 KIERA 35-1646                30  22  1   62  HOUSE JHEREG (138)         MURSKA
-VORPAL BUNNY 6-1562          18  12  4   61  DOOM BUNNIES (1578)        TRANSEL
 NELCH 84-19062               44  91  2   60  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
-TAIL 82-50089                24  13      60  CAT SOUP (6703)            DWES EG
-SUCCUBUS 67-2401             24  31      60  DEATH'S SHROUD (4378)      BARIKALA
 JORD 3-7502                  19  12  2   60  AESIR (1373)               OSKSI
 AVENGING HARLOT 21-8148      17  22  1   59  BEN'S BAZAAR (5839)        SUNSET
-MAD MAXINE 35-2152           15  14      59  WEIRD STUDENTS (6845)      MURSKA
 TAMBA 97-6138                10   3  4   59  CHIEFS 16.1 (6820)         SHADOW GROVE
 ZELLNER 84-24796              8   1      59  SUPE FORCES 7A00 (6841)    BLACKSTONE
 DOUBLE BARREL 84-24894       22  46  1   58  DEVIATION XXI (6456)       BLACKSTONE
 WEBBED RYME 84-33119         22  20  1   57  TEMPE II III (6739)        BLACKSTONE
 JAMES BAXTER 41-4772         15   8  1   57  ADVENTURE TIME 3 (6828)    KATI-TEI
 PYG 97-5962                  10   3  4   57  BLOODY MUMMERS! (6818)     SHADOW GROVE
 DIAZ 14-5026                 16  22      56  MENTOR BLISS (6626)        TOBIR
-KULICK 36-5728               14  13  1   56  BIG LAKE BULLIES (6759)    JHANS
 ACORN 63-3097                17  11      55  NUTS! (6792)               AMEN-TEI
 T TEBOW'S CONCUSSIO 84-12163  8   8      55  SUPE FORCES 0905 (6839)    BLACKSTONE
 TUM'S SOCKS 4-6870           14   7      53  SMELLS LIKE FROG (6843)    JHELUM
 ONG-BAK 19-4928              21  17  1   51  TAHAHN HAH (6794)          ZUWAYZA
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          15   8  1   51  SEA DOGS (6816)            SOLVEN
-LONGSHOREMAN 28-5199         13   8  2   51  SEA DOGS (6826)            MORYA
 JOSE VALDEZ 99-2858          13   8  5   50  MEDAL OF HONOR 5 (6713)    SOUTH RIDGE
 MAXIMILLIAN 96-5272           7   6  4   50  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 SUBATOMIC PASTE 84-27527      1   5      50  2012 XIV (6842)            BLACKSTONE
 POOR OLD TOM 82-7154         15   3  3   49  GWAR (6410)                DWES EG
 HELP ON THE WAY 30-4717      20  98  2   48  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 MICHAEL MOORE 22-6410        15  23  1   46  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
-APPLE CIDER HIDER 47-8153    13   5  2   46  MYSTIC ORC FEAST (6847)    NORTH FORK
 BUSHSUCKSTOADIE 52-3757      15  13  4   45  ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (6799)    FRATSFA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EASY FEET 29-1416            22  32  1   44  ALMOST EXACTLY (349)       LAPUR
-FAIRUZA 61-3426              26  23      42  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           16  34      42  FEAR FACTORY (4425)        DWES EG
 REBECCA RAVEN 8-4308          8   1      42  TRIAL BY COMBAT (6772)     ARKERS
 ONION RINGS 81-1684          24  97      39  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 PATRICK BATEMAN 99-4366       7   8  4   37  DERANGED 26 (6714)         SOUTH RIDGE
 CAPTAIN MAGMA 84-44594       11   6      36  NAMED BY MARK XXIII (6814) BLACKSTONE
 THUNDER SNOW 61-3836         10   3      36  BATTLE FROGS 01-14 (6824)  JURINE
 ISSOLAN SMILE 35-1497        21  31  2   33  HOUSE JHEREG (138)         MURSKA
 SMOKEHEAD 20-175             18   4  1   32  THIRSTY THUGS (6844)       SEAM
 THE TERMINATOR 96-5313       10   3  4   32  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 ZBIGNIEW 97-6115              8   3  4   27  SUPERIOR FORCES II (6819)  SHADOW GROVE
 ADEMA 61-3093                24  17      25  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 82-15624       10  13      24  STREET PIZZAD IX (6834)    DWES EG
 CAUSTIC MACAROON 84-15171     6   7      24  ORLANDO BOUND II (6840)    BLACKSTONE
 PANTERA 82-56042             28 121  2   23  CATS (5959)                DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Ed-208 -- You have twelve fights total?  That's just embarrassing.  I'm sorry I beat 
you up, but at least you learned a lot. -- Ssskah

Rattler -- Fast. -- Flitchak

Boone -- Really thought I was winning, until minute six.  Although staggering around 
in minute five might have been a clue, but I was too exhausted to think of that. -- 
Berthold

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DR FUGLY viciously subdued SOVEREYN in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge fight.
DETH FROM ABOVE was demolished by CAL RIPPER JR in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
KHITAI was vanquished by SHINY PENNY in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl.
BLINKY demolished NERO in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge competition.
FEDEX defeated JORMP JUMPER in a exciting 2 minute Challenge struggle.
PSYCHEDELIC BLUR bested VEXTHORNE in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
BUTCH was overpowered by GRASSCUTTER in a 2 minute uneven Challenge melee.
DESPERADO vanquished COME GET SOME in a action packed 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
NO BATHROOM overpowered GOPHER BAROQUE in a popular 3 minute uneven Challenge match.
ACID BATH demolished CHILI CHEESE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
VENOM DECAY was devastated by TERRY SEYMOUR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
REVANENT devastated PHOENIX in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
OBSIDIAN slimly won victory over CHILI CON CARNAGE in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
FORBIDDEN FRUIT handily defeated VANGUARD in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
DOVAHKIIN defeated BABY BLUE in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
SNACK FAIRY was narrowly defeated by PRODIGAL in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
LEGIONNAIRE overpowered SMOKE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GODSLAYER viciously subdued WEIRD HAIRED FROG in a popular 8 minute Challenge bout.
HONEY BOO BOO demolished REAGANOMICS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
GAD overcame BOSOMY GOLDMINE in a popular 2 minute Challenge contest.
MANTRA was subdued by SHAWNEE in a popular 4 minute Challenge fight.
SANDBOX FURY vanquished BLUE OYSTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SAINTS overpowered GABOGOOL in a exciting 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge match.
EARL OF LEMONGRAB overcame GZA in a action packed 3 minute Challenge bout.
CHOOSE GOOSE was beaten by TOMAS in a action packed 2 minute Challenge competition.
I was defeated by HELL WEEK in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
APACHE FOG was vanquished by JOHN WAYNE GACY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
ARUGULA was demolished by VAMPIRE SQUID in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GENERAL POL was savagely defeated by SPIDER-MAN in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fray.
ACORN slimly won victory over MICHAEL MOORE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ED-209 was viciously subdued by EERIEST EXPECTATION in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
THE TERMINATOR bested PANTERA in a action packed 5 minute gory Challenge bout.
PINK STREAKER was demolished by ERNIE BIRDSLAYER in a 1 minute Challenge match.
TREE TRUNKS was vanquished by PANDA FISTS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PYG lost to BWUCE REE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
MY-RE was narrowly defeated by MASTER PLAN in a 5 minute Challenge competition.
MAXIMILLIAN defeated ONION RINGS in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
CASUALTYISMYCULTURE was vanquished by BOOZER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
POMPEII was demolished by THE NOTHING in a 2 minute bloody uneven conflict.
THE UPTIGHT MAN narrowly defeated FIDDLESTICKS in a exciting 5 minute bloody brawl.
MOURNING ANGEL handily defeated BANDIT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SAMI was savagely defeated by HANNIBAL LECTER in a exciting 6 minute gory fight.
COTTONBALL vanquished ORANGE CRANBERRY in a action packed 2 minute one-sided bout.
BLIND BLAKE handily defeated IAN IS PRETTY! in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
BEAST MODE was unbelievably bested by PERCY QUIN 24 in a exciting 3 minute bout.
DARK GUMBY defeated JABBER HOGAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
ROBERT NETT viciously subdued TICKLE ME TIGER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
HAVOK TWELVE was demolished by ANDRES in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
VITO BERTOLDO bested PROPANE TORCH in a exciting 1 minute match.
RANCID WAIF viciously subdued SHIV in a popular 4 minute gory brawl.
UGAMUGGAH vanquished STRAP ON in a 1 minute gory one-sided struggle.
WAY TOO CUTE bested WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 2 minute conflict.
HOMESTAR viciously subdued TRUGOY THE DOVE in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
SLAYER 3 won victory over SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
CRAZED GOBLIN was handily defeated by GANOOSH in a popular 2 minute mismatched bout.
TAKANOHANA bested ESTRADA in a 2 minute match.
XAVIER vanquished WALTER EHLERS in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
GEORGE PETERSON overpowered PREDNIZONE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
TUNA SALAD beat SEBASTIAN in a exciting 2 minute battle.
METRON vanquished ANGELOST in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
GINI was savagely defeated by EDWARD O'HARE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal duel.
DISSIDENT was savagely defeated by SCALES in a 2 minute gory match.
NY STATE OF MIND overpowered CHAINSAW VIGILANTE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SNAPPING TURTLE was viciously subdued by EBONY in a exciting 2 minute bloody struggle.
PORTLY NEPOTIST savagely defeated PHOTON in a action packed 7 minute bloody match.
ASCARI demolished ADDAI in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEATH CURTAINS won victory over FRANKLIN E. SIGLER in a exciting 2 minute melee.
BIGGLES slimly won victory over OOO OOO OOO in a action packed 8 minute gory match.
RATTLER was overpowered by BONHAM in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
KULGAN handily defeated IRONIC TWIST in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
BEES KNEES overpowered CHOPPED RABBIT in a 2 minute bloody one-sided contest.
COBRA was overpowered by SAURON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
THE SUN defeated SUE WEEEEE in a action packed 1 minute brutal match.
ANTON CHIGURH unbelievably bested ASPARAGUS in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
( ) won victory over DEATH SKULK in a exciting 2 minute duel.
THE HAND OF DOG won victory over LEGACY in a exciting 1 minute fray.
JACK DANIELS slimly lost to ARROGANT BASTARD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
SKIDMARK BUG demolished NAS IS COMING in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
KILL THE WABBIT overpowered HALFTIME in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAUL ON WHEELS overcame HARLEQUIN in a popular 2 minute fight.
RALPH NEPPEL was beaten by MOVING IN STEREO in a 2 minute bout.
56TH AND WABASHA was subdued by THE CLEAR in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
THE CURE beat JASON VOORHEES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
DESOLATION was vanquished by GRAVITRON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
ONE MIC overpowered CERES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE FLYEST savagely defeated WHISPER in a popular 6 minute bloody duel.
SPARE ANCHOR slimly won victory over DRACO-LICH in a action packed 7 minute melee.
MC SHAN was demolished by SIMABU in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
BURIED TREASURE vanquished SKINNY PETE in a popular 2 minute uneven fray.
LEMON DROP was handily defeated by MICRO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided competition.
DRY KEG slimly lost to SMELLY STOCKS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
PHIL HELLMUTH slimly won victory over DIAL M FOR MEAT in a popular 5 minute conflict.
SURLY DECKHAND savagely defeated GOD OF THUNDER in a 2 minute brutal bout.
IMAGINATION viciously subdued NAPOLEON in a action packed 2 minute bloody match.
DR NUT won victory over PRAWN STAR in a action packed 1 minute duel.
CAT IN THE HAT was overpowered by SLAP HAPPY in a popular 3 minute one-sided duel.
CHERRY was subdued by SIS BOOM BAA in a action packed 1 minute contest.
JUSTIN CREDIBLE devastated BOOZEFIGHTERS in a action packed 2 minute uneven duel.
BALISONG was devastated by MERCEDES in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
DESMOND DOSS overpowered TOY HORSEY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
INK AND STEEL devastated RAIN MAN in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
CROUCHING HAMSTER was subdued by AMBEERDEXTROUS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute conflict.
TEST TUBE BABY was devastated by SLITHER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
FELAWESHIPE was devastated by BLACK DEATH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
ADDUCTOR MAGNUS narrowly defeated CARELESS BEAR in a exciting 3 minute bloody bout.
DMX viciously subdued ODDLY ELEGANT in a exciting 2 minute brutal brawl.
SEETHER was devastated by DAMION CORONA in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ANNIE DUKE viciously subdued WILD HORSES in a exciting 3 minute brutal melee.
DOWNWITHTHEKING was beaten by HILLARY in a popular 2 minute bout.
RUPTURE overpowered SOGGY in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
MEMPHIS SLIM subdued NAKED LUNCH in a 2 minute bout.
BERYL NEWMAN was savagely defeated by THONKORON in a action packed 2 minute conflict.
ALMOND FISHER narrowly defeated FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a popular 4 minute gruesome match.
PTI overpowered LOUD DRUNK in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
FLOYD was vanquished by HOLY SCHLITZ in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
MIKE COLALILLO was viciously subdued by PROBLEM CHILD in a exciting 5 minute match.
BEAST OF BURDEN was viciously subdued by CHECK MATE FOOL in a popular 2 minute match.
PUTRID DEFILER unbelievably bested FISH TACO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
ABCESS subdued CLOTMUCK in a popular 3 minute struggle.
SHE'S A JAR overpowered SADDAM A GO-GO in a 2 minute bloody mismatched bout.
FISHWIFE viciously subdued MANNY LEHMAN in a popular 5 minute bloody duel.
SSSINK! viciously subdued LOCKED AND LOADED in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory duel.
CHARLES MURRAY, JR was overpowered by CYCLOTRON PAJAMAS in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
DOWN TO THE WELL handily defeated ODB in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
SKIP JAMES devastated ICE KING in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SERPENTITO savagely defeated BUDDERCUP in a popular 6 minute brutal duel.
HANNIBAL LECTER was demolished by DUSK in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven bout.
OCTAVIUS was demolished by ROGAR THORFIN in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
MR. GHERKIN'S MERKIN handily defeated FIREHYDRANT DEFILER in a 1 minute fight.
GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS was savagely defeated by OOZING MY MIND in a 3 minute duel.
CHAIR was devastated by JIMI HENDRIX in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
INKED PIG demolished LUNKPOOF in a popular 1 minute one-sided fray.
GRAPE APE devastated ROBERT OWENS in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
21STCENTURY SKITZOID defeated ANDERSON in a 2 minute match.
ARDSHEAL was beaten by MACROS THE BLACK in a exciting 4 minute bloody bout.
KAMIN was beaten by PAID IN FULL in a popular 1 minute match.
ANGRY viciously subdued KJARRAN'S HAMMER in a exciting 3 minute bloody conflict.
ARCHERS OF LOAF won victory over ROSS F. GRAY in a popular 2 minute match.
BINGE N PURGE vanquished EDWARD ALLWORTH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STEAMING EARL was savagely defeated by WET SNUB in a action packed 3 minute bout.
REUNITED was bested by BOWEN in a 1 minute brawl.
MY LITTLE GTO was overpowered by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 2 minute gory uneven battle.
ITALIAN STALLION narrowly defeated SQUYER in a 2 minute gory match.
PARTIES AT ADAM'S was beaten by KALDOR in a 2 minute bout.
FROZBOZ was overpowered by MOD COD in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PICAPEPPA handily defeated THEYCALLME THEHUNTER in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
CAPT DELASAR overpowered PLYOMETRICS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
SWEET CHILD demolished FLUKE in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided competition.
FLYING HELLFISH was vanquished by GIRL SCOUT COOKIE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BRAK demolished LOABAL DOMINATION in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal uneven battle.
POLLY overpowered DERRICK THOMAS in a 2 minute gory mismatched match.
ACCURSED COMMUNION handily defeated SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
GREASESPOT savagely defeated T'HIGH UCANT SUSTAIN in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
WOR demolished DEADLY FORCE in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched bout.
CLARENCE B. CRAFT devastated JACQUES LANTERN in a popular 1 minute mismatched fight.
LIL NOIR overpowered DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven brawl.
SKULLWUNNY was overcome by ADONIS DNA in a popular 2 minute struggle.
SASHA was devastated by LOSING IS FUN in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
WATSON overpowered FAST TIMES in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
MURDEROUS THRUST demolished VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a popular 3 minute uneven bout.
BOONE was outwaited by THE TICK in a unpopular 23 minute duel.
LEAPS INTO THE AIR was viciously subdued by ROONEY in a action packed 2 minute fight.
FLOPSY demolished MAGGOT DODGER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
DARWIN overpowered BALLWIPE in a 7 minute mismatched contest.
ZEDS DEAD BABY overpowered E-X in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
AFTERSHOCK devastated LEWIS ALBANESE in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 overcame RED MONICA in a exciting 3 minute match.
CANNIBAL CORPSE overpowered ALIEN in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
HOFFA WITH HAIR was devastated by CLEVER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
JOY OF LOSING demolished DEATHSCAR in a action packed 1 minute mismatched battle.
BEUFORD ANDERSON overcame TALIB KWELI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
TWIGGY RAMEIZ narrowly defeated ROCKIT in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory duel.
DOGGFATHER handily defeated SSSKAH in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
FROG BELLY LINT was savagely defeated by BOLPH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute struggle.
EDDIE VEDDER was beaten by TEMPE TC! in a 2 minute brutal duel.
FROSTY overcame FENDER in a action packed 2 minute battle.
PRETTY HATE MACHINE was viciously subdued by NO CHASER in a exciting 2 minute fight.
PENICILLEN was overpowered by BRITISH SEA POWER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LIFE IS GOOD was overpowered by POPE BOB in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BREWERY DEATH was devastated by CERBERUS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
RATTLER subdued ALI BOOMBAH YAY in a action packed 2 minute brutal brawl.
DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON demolished FEELING MINNESOTA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KINKY MCKINK overpowered DEPP in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ROBERT BYRD vanquished ROADRUNNER FLY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
LOGAN bested LEPER MESSIAH in a action packed 2 minute match.
BERTHOLD was overcome by SPICY TRICEP in a 2 minute fight.
NEW DAY RISING was overpowered by RIGHT in a exciting 3 minute one-sided bout.
EMERALD TWIST was subdued by BRUSSEL SPROUTS in a 2 minute fight.
THUNDERBIRD overpowered PIMP POTENTIAL in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven match.
THE SMELL OF IT was overpowered by FLITCHAK in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
8TH ATTEMPT handily defeated TOBEORNOTTOBE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TWITPIN was viciously subdued by LUCY in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.
THE SHINING was overpowered by TRIED2LUVUTRIED2OWNU in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ED WOOD was overpowered by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a popular 1 minute mismatched bout.
TOSSED SALAD was bested by JACK PENDELTON in a 2 minute conflict.
ABU JR. was devastated by SCRAPPY DORK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLACK MAIDEN savagely defeated ARNOLD LAYNE in a popular 2 minute gory match.
FRANK BURKE viciously subdued BARRY in a tiresome 35 minute gruesome fight.
THE CRUSHER handily defeated TUM'S SOCKS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PARAGON ORCA was overcome by POE in a exciting 2 minute fray.
ERNEST R. KOUMA won victory over OG in a 2 minute match.
GREY MATTER vanquished DOUBLE BARREL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
NICK NACK viciously subdued CELL BLOCK A in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.
IGNORANCE overpowered JAMES BAXTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ICE WIND devastated SERGEANT 4 in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
CHANGING BUFFALO bested LIL JOHNNY in a 2 minute competition.
CEYLON subdued POOR OLD TOM in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
PURGATORY overpowered BUSHSUCKSTOADIE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LEGEND savagely defeated 20TH CENTURY FOX in a exciting 3 minute gruesome match.
DAISY beat DEE AY in a action packed 1 minute fight.
CAPTAIN MAGMA was beaten by JOSE VALDEZ in a 1 minute bout.
WEBBED RYME overpowered PATRICK BATEMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
DIAZ defeated EASY FEET in a 2 minute duel.
JORD devastated ZBIGNIEW in a 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
BENNIE ADKINS devastated CRIMSON TEARS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
ADEMA was vanquished by SUBATOMIC PASTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven struggle.
KNOWLEDGE beat DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 2 minute bloody struggle.
EVERYONE WANTS SOME devastated ONG-BAK in a action packed 1 minute mismatched battle.
THUNDER SNOW narrowly defeated CAUSTIC MACAROON in a exciting 2 minute fight.
QUEEN OF COOL viciously subdued FILBURT in a crowd pleasing 9 minute brutal brawl.
KIERA was overpowered by STEEL GARTEN in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
ISSOLAN SMILE was demolished by T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ZELLNER vanquished SMOKEHEAD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TAMBA savagely defeated HELP ON THE WAY in a popular 3 minute gruesome fray.
THE KING overpowered AVENGING HARLOT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
POSTMORTEM was subdued by SECOND MATE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal conflict.
NELCH was overpowered by BERLIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SOFT 'N CHEWY was overpowered by REBECCA RAVEN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                     130         LUNGING ATTACK   622 - 504 -  0      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                 116         SLASHING ATTACK  161 - 145 -  1      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   41         PARRY-LUNGE      116 - 106 -  0      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 33         PARRY-RIPOSTE    107 - 103 -  1      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 32         AIMED BLOW       627 - 609 -  4      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     27         WALL OF STEEL    179 - 195 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     25         PARRY-STRIKE      46 -  56 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   22         STRIKING ATTACK  141 - 192 -  2      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  17         BASHING ATTACK    77 - 110 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    10         TOTAL PARRY      114 - 165 -  0      41  |

Turn 772 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE       15 - 10     WALL OF STEEL     20 - 21         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    67 - 49     BASHING ATTACK     8 -  9         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK   19 - 14     PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 - 13         1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        68 - 62     STRIKING ATTACK   10 - 22         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  7         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        7 - 20         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   SHINY PENNY 32-3789       114 168  2  665 FOUND IN THE SAND (4237)
WALL OF STEEL    DARK GUMBY 7-4694          94  45  1  396 WASTELAND II (1947)
TOTAL PARRY      SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610       89  35  2  375 SEA DOGS (1460)
LUNGING ATTACK   GRASSCUTTER 1-8750         44  19  4  364 SWEORDMASTERS (4796)
SLASHING ATTACK  DESPERADO 77-2459          82  35  2  324 POSSE (3675)
AIMED BLOW       RANCID WAIF 8-4413        113  70  0  319 HAPLESS WAIF (5949)
PARRY-LUNGE      SKIDMARK BUG 2-5711        81  41  2  259 042909A (5852)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ANDRES 61-3645             69  53  1  257 BOMB SQUAD (6097)
STRIKING ATTACK  SLAP HAPPY 60-6031         91 155  1  238 BUMS 'R' US (4507)
PARRY-STRIKE     GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633  36  23  1  206 SHEWISH BUFFET (6183)

The overall popularity leader is SLAP HAPPY 60-6031.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BIGGLES 60-6032.  The ten other most popular fighters were DRACO-LICH 
10-3013, EDWARD O'HARE 2-5461, SSSINK! 33-7925, SAMI 82--9493, BUDDERCUP 60-5967, 
PANTERA 82--9494, DR FUGLY 61-3477, PROBLEM CHILD 1-8967, ROCKIT 22-6953, and THE 
FLYEST 36-7549.

The least popular fighter this week was BARRY 12-5663.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FRANK BURKE 96-4474, THE TICK 12-5659, BOONE 10-3812, BALLWIPE 
84-19086, SOFT 'N CHEWY 82-15624, NELCH 84-19062, AVENGING HARLOT 21-8148, SMOKEHEAD 
20-175, ISSOLAN SMILE 35-1497, and CRIMSON TEARS 15-5422.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  2 0  CALEAM(26)           2  2 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            7  3 0  LAPUR(29)            2  5 0  ARADI(60)            4  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             5  5 0  IAYE(30)             2  2 0  JURINE(61)           5  3 0  
JHELUM(4)            4  7 0  ARVAT(32)            4  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   6  5 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           6  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  4 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  1 0  JHANS(36)            4  2 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            2  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        3  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  3 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  SENTERN(70)          0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           7  8 0  ZENSU(40)            1  5 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         4  4 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           3  3 0  RODEKI(42)           0  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        5  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  3 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  4 0  
TOBIR(14)            5  3 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       2  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          3  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  3 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  4 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         23 26 0  
TALCAMA(18)          5  5 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  3 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          3  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      31 35 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   6  5 0  
SUNSET(21)           6  5 0  KHALANI(55)          2  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     5  7 0  
SOLVEN(22)           4  5 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  4 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  3 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  2 0  ANDOR(57)            2  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      4  4 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        2  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GRASSCUTTER 1-8750          44  19  4  364  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 SKIDMARK BUG 2-5711         81  41  2  259  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 THE SUN 3-6307              38  16  0  259  BRIGHT (6013)              OSKSI
 COTTONBALL 4-6780           34  26  2  235  THE BAD BUNNIES (1722)     JHELUM
 WATSON 5-5132               50  71  0  215  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 BLIND BLAKE 6-6814          47  29  2  232  BLACK AND BLUES (6227)     TRANSEL
 DARK GUMBY 7-4694           94  45  1  396  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
 RANCID WAIF 8-4413         113  70  0  319  HAPLESS WAIF (5949)        ARKERS
 HOMESTAR 9-5143             61  37  3  221  HOMESTAR & CO (5911)       ZUKAL
 SLAYER 3 10-2530            58  41  1  228  THE MENTORS (1444)         KOLACT
 NY STATE OF MIND 11-7402    29   4  0  223  ILLMATIC (6682)            ARUAK CITY
 BANDIT 12-3231              36  13  1  199  BLACK TIDE (3072)          RIZTAB
 ARROGANT BASTARD 13-5494    61  53  1  214  MMM BEER (6167)            DULLENS
 ITALIAN STALLION 14-4399    57  58  0  197  FOREIGN LEGION (5424)      TOBIR
 REVANENT 15-4770            55  31  3  233  BLOODSWORN (5381)          MALCORN
 GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS 16-5456    55  50  2  198  MUSCLE MEN 3 (6205)        WILLAF
 GABOGOOL 17-7308            41  33  2  196  STORMY'S TROOPERS I (6366) ALJAFIR
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        89  35  2  375  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           49  27  1  214  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (6310)   ZUWAYZA
 SMOKEHEAD 20-175            18   4  1   32  THIRSTY THUGS (6844)       SEAM
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      89  78  1  226  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 KINKY MCKINK 22-6463        23   3  1  184  THE SAVAGE KINKS (6372)    SOLVEN
 DR NUT 24-4254              90  48  2  229  DP CLONES (4339)           ZORPUNT
 SAURON 25-5581              51  28  2  243  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN
 IMAGINATION 26-4975         42  25  0  226  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (6397)   CALEAM
 THE CLEAR 29-4632           39  32  1  207  ARCANE PHARMACY (6266)     LAPUR
 MEMPHIS SLIM 30-3909        66  80  1  208  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789        114 168  2  665  FOUND IN THE SAND (4237)   ARVAT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722     72  19  0  297  SEA DOGS (5864)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 VAMPIRE SQUID 35-4115       37  35  0  130  SEA DOGS (5865)            MURSKA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE FLYEST 36-7549          48  34  1  273  STILLMATIC (6297)          JHANS
 DUSK 38-2887               102  57  0  225  SOUL WARRIORS (1586)       CLIFFHOME
 ANGELOST 39-3415            37  27  1  197  DARQUE ANGELS (5545)       XOCHITHLAN
 EARL OF LEMONGRAB 40-4564   15  11  1  197  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 THE HAND OF DOG 41-4493     50  47  2  234  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614     52  72  1  202  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (6209 RODEKI
 ( ) 43-3593                 42  19  1  234  FEARLESS LOSERS (6232)     VEASTIAN
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567       94  92  0  203  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 JIMI HENDRIX 46-4251        51  39  0  209  THE 27 CLUB (6215)         ARDIVENT
 NO BATHROOM 47-7764         67  24  2  253  BASH BROS PARK (6306)      NORTH FORK
 CLEVER 50-2192              78  54  2  196  RANDOM BLADES (4450)       SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        59  66  1  198  COLLEGE RADIO (6502)       TRICORUS
 ABU JR. 52-2284             23  23  1  129  THE CHOSEN ONES (6663)     FRATSFA
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040         49  28  0  223  EXCELLENT TUNES (3158)     KHALHUMS
 MOD COD 55-2638            250 186  4  216  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 KULGAN 56-4268              62  57  3  335  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 BRAK 57-3163                37  29  2  204  CLAN STEELHAMMER (2344)    ANDOR
 HOFFA WITH HAIR 59-2297     31  17  0  170  IMPROVED ILLUSION (6036)   ILLIS
 BIGGLES 60-6032            129 118  1  332  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 ANDRES 61-3645              69  53  1  257  BOMB SQUAD (6097)          JURINE
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            59  68  2  200  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 SLITHER 63-2852             66  68  2  225  SERPENTS HOLD 113 (6059)   AMEN-TEI
 IRONIC TWIST 65-7198        67  30  2  186  THE MOTHERSHIP CE (6247)   DAL SHANG
 GINI 66-3117                74  88  0  202  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 SMOKE 68-5868              103  82  0  196  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (2933)  FIREHOLD
 BUTCH 70-6657               46  41  2  197  REJECTS (3466)             SENTERN
 AFTERSHOCK 71-294           49  39  0  169  SLAMMA JAMMA (6170)        KYR'TERR
 METRON 72-3686              79  54  0  265  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 GEORGE PETERSON 74-4297     58  21  0  288  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 GANOOSH 75-3389             60  56  0  274  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6027)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 DESPERADO 77-2459           82  35  2  324  POSSE (3675)               MAZGOURRAH
 ROGAR THORFIN 78-2255       70  60  5  220  DOMINATION (4121)          LIN TIRIAN
 PRAWN STAR 81-2149          36  23  1  194  OTTO'S DINER (5803)        SHADOWSPIRE
 CAL RIPPER JR 82-6799       40  14  0  262  ORIOLE MADNESS (5489)      DWES EG
 BERTHOLD 83-314             58  73  2  116  SUDDENLY, THE VAN (6114)   TELORINTHE
 MOURNING ANGEL 84-21449     52  18  3  334  KAOS 11-06 (6365)          BLACKSTONE
 PORTLY NEPOTIST 96-3104     45  40  4  247  TO DIE FOR 2 (5780)        OLD VALAMANTIS
 KILL THE WABBIT 97-4517     37  30  5  231  DEVIATION IIB (6212)       SHADOW GROVE
 DEATH SKULK 98-3200         46  59  5  202  DEADLY STEPS (6131)        SYVYN'S HILL
 HANNIBAL LECTER 99-3922     44  22  5  227  DERANGED 24 (6316)         SOUTH RIDGE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      PRINCE ALBERT (17-7522) ROYAL PAIN  (610) 
                    THE MAYTAL (35-3644) PHILANTHROPISTS 2  (345) 
                    HOLY SMOKE (82-43560) ROOKIE MAIDEN 29  (7305) 
                  SOFT 'N CHEWY (82-15624) STREET PIZZAD IX  (2347) 
                    SUPPOSABLE THUMBS (82-45792) 10/25/06D  (7689) 
                        COCOA COUP (82-48528) 040707M  (8157) 
                         POOR OLD TOM (82-7154) GWAR  (1021) 
                           RIDIS (82-15371) SANIKUS  (2304) 
                         ELAINA (82-3414) (N.) GODLIKE  (461) 
                 CAUSTIC MACAROON (84-15171) ORLANDO BOUND II  (2675) 
                     SUBATOMIC PASTE (84-27527) 2012 XIV  (4884) 
                       PFC10 (84-3805) MEDAL OF HONOR L7  (741) 
               T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION (84-12163) SUPE FORCES 0905  (2190) 
                     ZELLNER (84-24796) SUPE FORCES 7A00  (4405) 
                  STORM FIRE (84-19028) SUPERIOR FORCES 1601  (3373) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes