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Date   : 09/13/2016    Duedate: 09/26/2016

TALAHYA ARENA

DM 100    TURN 782

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BOOZE 1/5845        4625 3087  81 60.0      GLORIOUS TEAM #16 16/6893
    SCUM 65/3594                                KILLER MACHINES F2 96/6817
    THEM 56/6591                                KILLER MACHINES-F3 98/6898
    THE BEARS 46/712                            MUFFINS TO DIE FOR 97/6416
    DISASTERS 62/6009                           ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE 84/6903
    THE BEARS 10/5983                         5 TEAM FLOYD 38/741   1757 1269  15 58.1
    CHURCH LADIES 7/5801                        DODEKATHEON 99/6315
    HER BEST ASSETS 30/5880                     COLLEGE RADIO 32/6373
  2 VEGGIES 3/5063       751  501  11 60.0      COLLEGE RADIO 51/6502
    SHEPHERDS 18/1774                           HOUSE CANNITH 85/6911
    BASH BROS PARK 47/6306                      ARCANE GREATS MI 99/6189
    BASH BROS TAXI 29/6571                      I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/6168
    NEXT GENERATION 18/4678                     THE SAVAGE KINKS 22/6372
  3 LAZY 9 82/6429      2658 1850  29 59.0      INK & STEEL RETRO 15/6155
    2012 XIV 84/6842                            THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/6310
    PHILLY X 84/6758                            THE MOTHERSHIP IV 82/6220
    WORDS IX 84/6477                            UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/6298
    EX-PHILLIS 82/6684                          VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/6397
    APRIL 12 II 84/6777                         INK & STEEL FOREVER 6/6182
    STREET PIZZA 18/786                       6 DOGMA 85/6910       1147  834  14 57.9
    LINTAPALOOZA 98/6900                        BELOW PAR 82/6744
    MARKET CRASH 82/6345                        ORCCON THUGS 4/5021
    OUT OF PROZAC 4/6386                        THIRSTY THUGS 10/3299
    TEMPE II III 84/6739                        THIRSTY THUGS 20/6844
    DEAD LIKE ME 2 96/5526                      WICKED MARTYRS 81/6615
    HAPPY SPRING V 84/6881                      BLOODMOON GUILD 75/3323
    TEAM CARNAGE 2 99/5583                      FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 82/6392
    FAILED MUSICALS 82/6427                     THIRSTY THUGS 0415 82/6783
    HOUSE OF CARDS 3 82/6595                    THIRSTY THUGS 1308 84/6787
    ORLANDO BOUND II 84/6840                    WESTSIDE CONNECTED 82/5170
    STREET PIZZAD IX 82/6834                    BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT 84/6688
    STREET PIZZAD XX 82/6691                  7-THE CEREAL  21/6523   50   37   1 57.5
    BLESS US, EVERYONE 82/6686                8 WAR ZONE 21/6827     402  302   6 57.1
    NAMED BY MARK XXIII 84/6814                 GASTROPUB 32/6795
  4 F 29/6767           1982 1388  15 58.8    9 DB2 97/5528          132   99   2 57.1
    WHAT? 38/6683                               D B Z 96/5524
    042909A 2/5852                           10 F/X 33/6645         2116 1600  25 56.9
    011312F 84/6485                             NUTS! 63/6792
    011411L 84/6695                             MUNCHIES 84/6482
    012112N 84/6848                             DECEIVERS 51/6753
    051410A 84/6747                             REALITY TV 11/6369
    062408P 84/6117                             IT IS KNOWN 43/6867
    12/19/04A 82/5895                           SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796
    BEEFCAKES 18/6916                           MY TEEN YEARS 84/6520
    SAM'S TOYS 2/6666                           SECRET TRYSTS 84/6920
    BRAIN FOOD 9 82/6390                        BAD INTENTIONS 82/6349
    TO DIE FOR 2 96/5780                        LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797
    BACK TO WORK 11 85/6909                     BLOODY MUMMERS! 97/6818
    DEADLY STEPS F3 96/6214                     I MEAN BUSINESS 84/6468
    SUPER STARS R US 1/6567                     MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732
    ADVENTURE TIME 2 40/6201                 11 FAMINE 15/6590        38   29   1 56.7
    ADVENTURE TIME 2 85/6912                    HEALTH ALT SQD 98/4502
    ADVENTURE TIME 3 41/6828                    SKULL SQUADRON 56/1253

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    FRANKENSTEIN HUNT 43/6917                12 BOND-AGE 81/6169     822  639   8 56.3
    7TH SANCTUM 13/6357                      25 SCRABBLE 65/6326    1049 1003   8 51.1
    7TH SANCTUM 20/6924                         TREXTRAS 56/6422
    BROKEN HALO 74/6859                         TECHNOLOGY 5/1778
 13 RED FURY 9/3475      707  559   2 55.8      OLD SCHOOL 41/5128
    THE TAKEN 29/1122                           SUMO BASHO 77/6043
    RUNEBLADES 75/6293                          OTTO'S DINER 81/5803
    SOUL WARRIORS 38/1586                       NEED FOR SPEED 96/6069
 14 RHYME TYME 55/1881   343  281   1 55.0      OTTOMAN EMPIRE 32/6526
    THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432                     EXPLODING SHEEP 84/6300
 15-80'S DISCO 22/6733   955  786   8 54.9      NOTHING BUT DIP 82/6535
    WISH LIST 2007 82/6671                   26 MOH 33/6574         4296 4124  28 51.0
    ARCANE PHARMACY 29/6266                     MUSCLE MEN 21/6335
    ARCANE TREASURES 82/6689                    MUSCLE MEN 3 16/6205
 16 SORE LOSERS 21/3715  709  585  11 54.8      MEDAL OF HONOR 30/6572
    THE MILKSOPS 57/4213                        MEDAL OF HONOR 74/6355
    FEARLESS LOSERS 43/6232                     MEDAL OF HONOR 82/5824
    BENTSWORDS BUNCH 66/2469                    THE BAD BUNNIES 4/1722
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/2065                    MEDAL OF HONOR 4 99/5990
 17-STRAGETY, D 32/6547   29   25   0 53.7      MEDAL OF HONOR 5 97/6073
 18 BLOODSWORN 15/5381   210  183   5 53.4      MEDAL OF HONOR 5 99/6713
    UNDERWORLD 82/6775                          MEDAL OF HONOR 7 98/6513
    ANCIENT CURSE 84/6763                       MEDAL OF HONOR 9 96/6412
    BLACK COLOSSUS 3/6678                       MEDAL OF HONOR A1 2/6000
    DEATH PENALTY 33/5362                       MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 6/6564
    BLACK COLOSSUS 11/6773                      OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
    BLACK COLOSSUS 46/6614                      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
    BLACK COLOSSUS 84/6577                      MEDAL OF HONOR IR 25/6918
    MACHINES OF WAR 6/6443                      MEDAL OF HONOR J3 63/5723
    VOW TO DESTROY 36/5390                      MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 40/6534
    TOWER OF SNAKES 41/6680                     MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 78/6434
    DEATH PENALTY BG 99/6901                    MEDAL OF HONOR 104 22/6481
 19 HOPEFULS 82/6681     192  168   1 53.3      MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 84/6077
    ENFORCERS 17/6679                           MEDAL OF HONOR A10 82/6193
    RESTRICTIONS 82/6616                        MEDAL OF HONOR A11 56/6449
 20 INQUISITION 97/6213  548  486   6 53.0      MEDAL OF HONOR B11 60/6497
    ATTACKO/TCLONES05 82/6089                27 DEVIATION 4/6435    1322 1273  10 50.9
 21 SEA DOGS 33/5864    1279 1146  12 52.7      DEVIATION 9/6406
    DUNGEON CELL 5/6563                         DEVIATION 11/6510
    DUNGEON CELL 10/6771                        DEVIATION 29/6579
    SHEWISH CANDY 38/6488                       DEVIATION 36/6176
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/6453                       DEVIATION 46/6327
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/6452                      DEVIATION 81/6177
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/6183                      DEVIATION 82/5717
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/6144                      DEVIATION D 84/6218
 22 SECRET SQUI 32/6110   73   66   1 52.5      DEVIATION V 84/6400
 23-CM - SCORPI 62/6906   12   11   1 52.2      TOTAL CHAOS 71/6531
 24 FANTASIA 1/4914     3028 2849  28 51.5      SLAMMA JAMMA 71/6170
    ON A ROLL 82/6339                           STATE OF MIND 3/1791
    DERANGED 6 97/5782                          DEVIATION IIB 84/6154
    DOMINATION 78/4121                          DEVIATION IIB 97/6212
    DERANGED 21 97/6211                         DEVIATION XLX 84/6486
    DERANGED 24 99/6316                         DEVIATION XXI 84/6456
    DERANGED 26 99/6714                         DEVIATION XXV 84/6381
    SILENT KINGS 82/5672                        STATE OF MIND 84/6544
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1595
    ROOKIE PINK 1 82/6539                       DA DOG POWNDAZ 55/6217
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      DEVIATION BLUE 84/6249
    DEADLY HACKERS 82/6236                      MORALS W/ METAPHORS 84/6240
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                   28 FAST FOOD 47/6460    102  100   1 50.5
    ROOKIE HALEN 9 84/6641                      RANDOM BLADES 50/4450
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 82/6745                   29-PHILANTHROL 20/6919   25   25   0 50.0
    STONED ROOKIES 14 82/6095                30 DA BULLS 13/6024    1475 1490   7 49.7

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    STONED ROOKIES 33 82/6583                   SERPENTS HOLD 2/5939
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/5921                       BATTLE OF LA 84/6904
    SERPENTS HOLD 26/6243                       ENTER THE WU 84/6484
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/5958                       MEN OF STEEL 56/4093
    SERPENTS' HOLD 3/6111                       THAT'S RIGHT 84/6921
    SERPENTS HOLD! 10/6096                      THE RUNAROUND 2/6437
    SERPENTS' HOLD 10/6421                      BODY OF MUSIC 17/6463
    SERPENTS' HOLD 15/6076                      FOOT OF PRIDE 35/6442
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/6467                      BLACK AND BLUES 6/6227
    U PAY I SLAY 2 84/6561                      HIP HOP HEROES 18/6409
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/6515                      IT WAS WRITTEN 84/6362
    SERPENTS HOLD 113 63/6059                   ALLITERATE ARMY 13/6613
    SERPENTS HOLD 200 47/6861                   TOM THUMB BLUES 84/6914
 31 EMPIRE 10/2352       520  537   5 49.2      WU-TANG FOREVER 14/6151
    GOOD TIMES 84/6731                          GREAT LAKES WEBL 84/6498
    THE CHIEFS 82/4170                          IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/6530
    THE MENTORS 10/1444                         FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/6556
    THE MENTORS 18/6578                         BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/6459
    MENTOR BLISS 14/6626                        INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/6209
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/6723                   39 BLACK TIDE 12/3072    55   69   0 44.4
    MASTERS OF MELODY 21/6433                   FACES OF DEATH 23/905
    THE MENTORS' TOY BOX 10/6272                FACES OF DEATH 25/1092
 32 DIETIES AND 20/6907  375  400   6 48.4      CLAN STEELHAMMER 57/2344
 33 DARQUE AGES 81/5439  143  153   2 48.3   40 POWER LEGIO 16/5356   61   78   0 43.9
    DARQUE ANGELS 39/5545                       FOREIGN LEGION 14/5424
    DARQUE FORCES 31/4880                       BEASTIAL LEGION 42/6913
    TRIAL BY COMBAT 8/6772                   41 THE CHOSEN  52/6663   18   23   0 43.9
    IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/6036                42 BATTLEAXE S 35/6925   40   53   0 43.0
 34 DOOM BUNNIES 6/1578   96  110   0 46.6      BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/6922
    AARDVARK & CO. 11/465                    43 GWAR 77/3147         278  373   0 42.7
 35 DRAGON JUNK 19/5037  107  125   1 46.1      GWAR 82/6410
    PUDDLE OF BLOOD 21/6882                     D.R.I. 21/5306
    WENSINWASIN 728 82/6697                     IN SHINOLA 82/6798
    WENSINWASIN M.H. 51/5224                    DEADLY RAGE 72/3943
    KHORS PRAETORIANS 74/6879                   HARVEST DAY 82/6862
    DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 62/6610                  MESOPOTAMIA 50/6655
    KHORS PRAETORIANS VI 18/6702                WHO DA MAN? 12/5368
 36 GENERATION X 3/5712  324  386   3 45.6      FEAR FACTORY 61/2926
    DESERT BIOMES 96/6623                       FEAR FACTORY 4 84/6915
    STORMY'S TROOPERS I 17/6366                 FEAR FACTORY II 82/6445
 37 SPACE ACTIO 72/3689  136  165   0 45.2      KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/6628
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/6375                 KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/6519
 38 OBG! 47/6774        1493 1861  11 44.5      CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/6474
    QUEEN 9/6441                             44 DEMONSPAWN 33/1275   305  414   3 42.4
    SAUCY 84/6444                               D.A. REJECTS 47/6735
    RUN DMC 1/6287                              DRAGON LORDS 10/1367
    EPIC RAP 43/6402                            SUPER HEROES 30/6908
    ILLMATIC 11/6682                            EXCELLENT TUNES 53/3158
    PEARL JAM 4/6244                            IT'S GOOD TO BE... 32/6752
    CRITICALS 75/6106                        45 TOKEN ENTRY 47/6796   12   18   0 40.0
    AL BUMS II 84/6451                          GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS 21/6853
    AL BUMS IX 84/6749                          THE FALLEN ANGELS 36/1704
    BLOOD GANG 99/6133                       46 CASTAWAYS 65/5749    646 1033   3 38.5
    BOMB SQUAD 61/6097                          SUDDENLY, THE VAN 83/6114
    BOMB SQUAD 66/3779                       47 HOUSE JHEREG 35/138   44   71   0 38.3
    HIGHWAY 61 84/6612                          ALMOST EXACTLY 29/349
    STILLMATIC 36/6297                          I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/6923
    DELTA BLUES 30/4115                      48 ISN'T IT OB 52/6799   17   29   0 37.0
    MASS EFFECT 84/6565                         NORTHERN BADLANDS 8/6776
    SAY MY NAME 25/6165                         NORTHERN BADLANDS 28/6789
    SUMMERTEETH 33/6292                      49 CATS 82/5959        1999 3546  17 36.1
    THE 27 CLUB 46/6215                         FOOD 81/6172
    UNNAMEABLES 60/6153                         MEDS 43/4924

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    WEBL GREATS 84/6483                         BULLIES 84/6142
    EMETICS 45/5033                             PARTY GEEKS 74/4925
    MEANIES 84/6256                             JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683
    HALFWITS 84/6147                            TEENY BOPPERS 84/6164
    THE CITY 12/4918                            CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917
    STRIPPERS 82/5996                        50 AVENGERS 31/2153      99  186   1 34.7
    BUMS 'R' US 60/4507                      51-SCORPIONS 11/6905      1   15   0  6.3
    HAPLESS WAIF 8/5949

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

     "Take out the trash!"
     "You take out the trash.  I'm a Lord Protector."
     "So am I."
     My-re of the Health Alteration Squad brow furrowed glaring at General Pol of the 
Skull Squadron stable and the two sacks of trash as he emerged from around the curved 
bar at the back of the Broken Sword Tavern, which had three tapped kegs behind it.  
Shelves behind the kegs held row after row of mugs and glasses.  Next to the bar and 
up three short steps was a small, separate area with a solid, ancient oak table and 
three high back chairs, with a fourth resembling a wooden throne, which could easily 
sit two people, facing the entrance.  Pol reserved this area for the Tower Guardian 
where his or her 'special guest' could sit and watch the patrons from an elevated 
position.  Rectangular tables with lit candles faced different directions with a miss-
match of different chairs styled from the Andorian, Delarquan, Lirith Kai, and Free 
Blade nations.  Pelts of large animals sporadically covered the stone floor.  The 
tavern's walls where covered with numerous small, medium, and large shields, with 
empty hooks designed to hold broken weapons.  Two large, round chandeliers suspended 
from thick chains held six large candles each.  A hearth in the middle of the room 
held three large chickens roasting over the center and the simmering soup of the day 
filled a large, black caldron.  The aroma of the cooking meat permeated the tavern and 
wafted out the door.  
     The past few months have been busy at the Broken Sword Tavern, so much so that 
she hadn't even been able to train in the arena.  She also admitted working so close 
and long with the Rirorni general had frayed both of their nerves, especially as she 
was the only person he knew that spoke the Rirorni native language of Rathiri 
fluently.  They needed additional help at the tavern and a break from the constant 12-
hour workdays.
     "Next week you're taking out the trash."
     "Next week is my week, now take out the trash before it starts stinking up the 
place."
     My-re snatched the two tattered cloth sacks and commented, "I'm quitting."  It 
was something she threatened frequently.
     "If you quit, you're not getting paid."
     "When do I get paid?"
     "In two weeks."
     Grumbling, she walking down the center of the tavern and passed a table with 
several richly dressed merchants.  Serving their table for the past two hours they 
talked about, actually bragging, about securing a lucrative trade deal.  "Another 
round, wench!" called out one of the merchants.  His face was chubby with an under 
bite with three days' worth of stubble around is face.  His nose was small, which its 
tip pointed slightly downward.  He scratched at the side of his head, which had about 
four days' worth of stubble.
     My-re closed her eyes at the comment and suppressed her ire.  The tab for the 
table had grown quite large.  She also wanted to 'play nice', as General Pol had told 
her after educating several patrons on their lack of manners.  She turned and forced a 
smile.
     "My good sir, I will be right with you."  My-re proceeded to take out the trash.
     RAP!  RAP!
     The tavern grew silent.  The merchant had hit a large gold coin on the table; 
hard.  "I don't think you understood.  Another, round wench," the merchant said 
looking at his friends for their approval, then added slowly.  "Now."
     My-re looked up and saw General Pol shaking his head slightly at her.  He had 
heard the commotion too and scooted a bucket filled with fresh sawdust, useful to 
absorb blood, out from behind the bar.  She also saw the other patrons staring at her 
too.  Some grinned widely and seemed eager to see what she would do.
     No one had ever fired her before, but tonight seemed like a good time as any to 
experience this life moment.  She put down the two sacks of trash and turned.
     From the back of the room, three Shewish giants rose from their table and walked 
over towards My-re.  Their footsteps were heavy in the silence of the room.  The 
leader, an older Shew rose fully eight feet in height.  A thick, black brow loomed 
over undersized eyes.  He folded his thick arms over a barrel chest.  Two slightly 
smaller, but equally impressive Shews flanked either side of him.  Their presence made 
the room shrink and their massive size made My-re feel like a small kid in an adult 
world.  The three brushed past My-re, approaching the merchant table, and stood over 
them.  Their bodies were easily twice their size and their massive hands could crush a 
head like a grape.  
     The Shewish Giant leader sniffed a couple times.  "Gromp no like the smell of 
garbage.  Garbage irritates Gromp.  Gromp thinks little girl should take out the 
garbage, now."  
     Gromp turned to the rapping merchant.  He gazed at the merchant with a downward 
gaze like that of a father, home from a hard day's work, who would issue forth 
punishment, quickly and with impunity, if there was any talkback.
     The merchant closed his hand around the large coin and waived rapidly for My-re 
to continue her task.  As My-re left, Gromp said to the group of merchants, "That 
garbage gone, but Gromp still smells garbage.  Garbage irritates Gromp.  Gromp thinks 
garbage should leave--now."
     The group of merchants hastily dropped several small sacks of coins on the table 
and scuttled out of the Broken Sword Tavern.
     
                               -- Skull Squadron, Health Alteration Squad, and Famine
                                  Grimwood, aka Mark G. Manley, manager
                                  See prior My-re Warrior Spotlight from arena #100 at
                                  www.markgmanley.wixsite.com/duelmasters
     

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings, Talahyans.

Hmm.  There were three deaths this cycle.  I know, I know, it's not permanent around 
here.  But it still troubles me, especially the reaction of the spectators, booing the 
deceased.  That can't be healthy.

INFERNO (62-4581) (36-27-0,196) of DISASTERS challenged LITTLE LION (13-5626) (37-26-
1,196) of ALLITERATE ARMY.  INFERNO slew LITTLE LION in a 2 minute Challenge match.

DISSIDENT (4-6672) (44-66-2,155) of PEARL JAM fought 8TH ATTEMPT (82-11378) (20-13-
1,149) of BELOW PAR.  DISSIDENT murdered 8TH ATTEMPT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

GRATITUDE (84-48883) (11-0-3,36) of THAT'S RIGHT fought PINKY SWEAR (84-10329) (10-8-
0,38) of SECRET TRYSTS.  GRATITUDE was assassinated by PINKY SWEAR in a 1 minute 
mismatched duel.

There were nine TV challenges!

HOLY SCHLITZ (41-4052) (119-77-4,287) of OLD SCHOOL TV challenged ANTON CHIGURH (97-
3183) (112-40-6,347) of DERANGED 6.  HOLY SCHLITZ was bested by ANTON CHIGURH in a 
crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge fight.

TREE TRUNKS (40-4601) (25-17-1,212) of ADVENTURE TIME 2 TV challenged PRODIGAL (84-
26816) (43-44-0,212) of WEBL GREATS.  TREE TRUNKS was subdued by PRODIGAL in an 
exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.

MAXIMILLIAN (96-5272) (10-12-4,111) of KILLER MACHINES F2 TV challenged PENICILLEN 
(43-4299) (106-116-1,133) of MEDS.  MAXIMILLIAN savagely defeated PENICILLEN in a 
crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge duel.

ED-209 (96-5273) (14-8-3,91) of KILLER MACHINES F2 TV challenged CHERRY (82-56032) 
(55-103-0,133) of STRIPPERS.  ED-209 narrowly defeated CHERRY in an exciting 2 minute 
Challenge fight.

THE TERMINATOR (96-5313) (12-10-4,100) of KILLER MACHINES F2 TV challenged THE SMELL 
OF IT (45-3564) (78-116-2,130) of EMETICS.  THE TERMINATOR was viciously subdued by 
THE SMELL OF IT in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.

DARK MIASMA (1-8532) (12-1-1,38) of SUPER STARS R US TV challenged CUDA (74-4049) (23-
4-1,93) of BROKEN HALO.  DARK MIASMA was devastated by CUDA in a 1 minute mismatched 
Challenge match.

AFTER 10 BEERS! (84-21651) (10-2-2,77) of ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE TV challenged NELCH (84-
19062) (48-96-3,90) of HALFWITS.  AFTER 10 BEERS! overcame NELCH in an action packed 1 
minute Challenge melee.

POISONED APPLE (99-5786) (8-4-5,26) of DEATH PENALTY BG TV challenged INCEST (38-5235) 
(16-11-0,46) of WHAT?.  POISONED APPLE was viciously subdued by INCEST in a popular 2 
minute Challenge duel.  I should mention that Incest was this cycle's most challenged 
fighter.  Maybe all those challengers were a little unwise?

MEGATRON (98-5287) (8-4-4,65) of KILLER MACHINES-F3 TV challenged WASTELAND WARLORD 
(28-3594) (24-19-0,92) of NORTHERN BADLANDS.  MEGATRON was vanquished by WASTELAND 
WARLORD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.

And now, the stylemasters.

We have a new Tower Guardian!  TAKANOHANA (77-2569) (80-41-0,347) of SUMO BASHO fought 
SERPENTITO (36-7542) (40-33-0,212) of SERPENTS HOLD. TAKANOHANA lost to SERPENTITO in 
a popular 1 minute Title bout.  And so, SErpentito is now our top Aimed Blow.  Please 
write a column.

WAY TOO CUTE (82-32711) (54-23-0,374) of 12/19/04A fought DRACO-LICH (10-3013) (49-62-
0,258) of DRAGON LORDS.  WAY TOO CUTE devastated DRACO-LICH in a crowd pleasing 2 
minute one-sided match.  Way Too Cute is the top Lunger.

SWEET CHILD (53-6040) (55-31-0,224) of EXCELLENT TUNES fought RUPTURE (99-3463) (72-
33-5,353) of BLOOD GANG.  SWEET CHILD was devastated by RUPTURE in an exciting 1 
minute brutal mismatched match.  Rupture is top Striker.

ONE MIC (36-7580) (64-26-1,292) of STILLMATIC fought LEGACY (18-10584) (28-13-0,193) 
of THE MENTORS.  ONE MIC overpowered LEGACY in an exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.  
One Mic is top Slasher.

Polly is the top Parry-Riposte.  POLLY (57-3469) (38-14-0,259) of THE MILKSOPS fought 
HARLEQUIN (18-10203) (26-14-0,196) of KHORS PRAETORIANS VI. POLLY vanquished HARLEQUIN 
in a popular 1 minute uneven match.

The top Total Parry is Acid Bath.  ACID BATH (33-7373) (59-31-1,246) of DEATH PENALTY 
challenged AFTERSHOCK (71-294) (55-40-0,225) of SLAMMA JAMMA. ACID BATH handily 
defeated AFTERSHOCK in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.

Saints is top Wall of Steel.  SAINTS (11-6248) (60-32-0,256) of BLACK COLOSSUS 
challenged KJARRAN'S HAMMER (61-3372) (55-59-0,238) of FEAR FACTORY.  SAINTS narrowly 
defeated KJARRAN'S HAMMER in a 3 minute Challenge match.

The top Basher is Ceres.  CERES (99-3866) (42-45-4,218) of DODEKATHEON fought HANNIBAL 
LECTER (99-3922) (51-24-5,236) of DERANGED 24.  CERES overpowered HANNIBAL LECTER in a 
popular 2 minute gruesome one- sided duel.

Jason Voorhees is the topo Parry-Strike.  JASON VOORHEES (97-4408) (41-34-6,222) of 
DERANGED 21 fought FLITCHAK (65-3365) (68-129-1-198) of CASTAWAYS.  JASON VOORHEES 
vanquished FLITCHAK in an exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.

Last of all, Revanent is the top Parry-Lunge.  Odd spelling, that. REVANENT (15-4770) 
(62-33-3,216) of BLOODSWORN challenged RATTLER (56-4336) (33-17-0,218) of SERPENTS' 
HOLD.  REVANENT bested RATTLER in a 1 minute Challenge duel.

I'm told that Shepherds were avoided by To Die For 2.  No surprise there.

I'll hand this off to the courier now.  Fare well!

                                          -- Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SERPENTITO 36-7542           41  33  0  238  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WAY TOO CUTE 82-32711        55  23  0  387  12/19/04A (5895)           DWES EG
 RUPTURE 99-3463              73  33  5  378  BLOOD GANG (6133)          SOUTH RIDGE
 ANTON CHIGURH 97-3183       113  40  6  376  DERANGED 6 (5782)          SHADOW GROVE
 JIMI HENDRIX 46-4251         60  40  0  364  THE 27 CLUB (6215)         ARDIVENT
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      185 118  1  323  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       232 160  3  310  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 ONE MIC 36-7580              65  26  1  309  STILLMATIC (6297)          JHANS
 ( ) 43-3593                  51  20  1  308  FEARLESS LOSERS (6232)     VEASTIAN
 MICRO 84-42149               30   6  1  303  BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT (6688) BLACKSTONE
 THE UPTIGHT MAN 4-6857       40  10  0  287  OUT OF PROZAC (6386)       JHELUM
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675        116 142  1  286  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 DMX 25-5675                  62  33  2  283  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN
 MOD COD 55-2638             259 187  4  282  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 POLLY 57-3469                39  14  0  275  THE MILKSOPS (4213)        ANDOR
 GINI 66-3117                 82  90  0  273  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 LOBOROACH 11-2587            34  28  0  271  AARDVARK & CO. (465)       ARUAK CITY
 ACID BATH 33-7373            60  31  1  267  DEATH PENALTY (5362)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAINTS 11-6248               61  32  0  264  BLACK COLOSSUS (6773)      ARUAK CITY
 LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296           49  19  1  261  MACHINES OF WAR (6443)     TRANSEL
 DUSK 38-2887                110  59  0  255  SOUL WARRIORS (1586)       CLIFFHOME
 CHILI CHEESE 82-19622        44  25  0  253  NOTHING BUT DIP (6535)     DWES EG
 INFERNO 62-4581              37  27  1  252  DISASTERS (6009)           VALAMANTIS
 OCTAVIUS 9-4084              65  46  1  250  RED FURY (3475)            ZUKAL
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      47  46  0  250  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (6298)   VEASTIAN
 BEAST OF BURDEN 82-46432     64  64  1  249  STONED ROOKIES 14 (6095)   DWES EG
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          50  57  1  249  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
 KULGAN 56-4268               71  58  3  248  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 CERES 99-3866                43  45  4  245  DODEKATHEON (6315)         SOUTH RIDGE
-MARY ANN 7-6183              41  21  0  244  CHURCH LADIES (5801)       BONSUR
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          123 133  2  243  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 FROSTY 47-7332               40  35  0  240  FAST FOOD (6460)           NORTH FORK
 TERRY SEYMOUR 74-4284        31  29  0  240  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      79  22  0  239  SEA DOGS (5864)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 WATSON 5-5132                55  76  0  239  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 KINKY MCKINK 22-6463         29   7  1  237  THE SAVAGE KINKS (6372)    SOLVEN
 ADDAI 10-5951                79  72  1  236  SERPENTS HOLD! (6096)      KOLACT
 CRATER FACE 1-8340           75  50  0  236  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 DROKK 31-4014                53  47  2  236  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (6375) CHIMLEVTAL
 PSYCHEDELIC BLUR 84-13164    45  23  0  236  MY TEEN YEARS (6520)       BLACKSTONE
 PORTLY NEPOTIST 96-3104      50  45  4  234  TO DIE FOR 2 (5780)        OLD VALAMANTIS
 JASON VOORHEES 97-4408       42  34  6  232  DERANGED 21 (6211)         SHADOW GROVE
 NY STATE OF MIND 11-7402     37   6  0  232  ILLMATIC (6682)            ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  90  71  0  231  SORE LOSERS (3715)         SUNSET
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          167 178  1  230  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 STRAP ON 10-5254             60  42  1  230  THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (6272)KOLACT
 REVANENT 15-4770             63  33  3  229  BLOODSWORN (5381)          MALCORN
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      56  87  4  227  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            55  31  1  227  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (6310)   ZUWAYZA
 WILD HORSES 82-46535         25  24  0  227  STONED ROOKIES 33 (6583)   DWES EG
 IMAGINATION 26-4975          47  30  0  226  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (6397)   CALEAM
 SSSINK! 33-7925              33  13  0  226  F/X (6645)                 NIATOLI ISLAND
 JOSH 18-9109                 59  74  0  225  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 ROBERT NETT 82-48793         63  50  0  224  MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (6193)  DWES EG
 DIAL M FOR MEAT 84-34468     34  21  2  224  011411L (6695)             BLACKSTONE
 BIGGLES 60-6032             137 120  1  223  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 THE CURE 38-4085             50  38  1  223  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 DESOLATION 99-1527           41  40  5  223  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5583)      SOUTH RIDGE
 PRODIGAL 84-26816            44  44  0  222  WEBL GREATS (6483)         BLACKSTONE
 ESTRADA 82-31507             27  19  0  222  EX-PHILLIS (6684)          DWES EG
 GODSLAYER 82-53475           31  21  1  221  BAD INTENTIONS (6349)      DWES EG
 GOLDEN ABERRATION 84-28577   17   3  2  220  012112N (6848)             BLACKSTONE
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       121  94  0  219  CREAM OF THE SLOP (2065)   NIANIA
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947         64  55  0  219  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (6168)    KATI-TEI
 SPICY TRICEP 84-13301        21   6  0  219  051410A (6747)             BLACKSTONE
 ROGAR THORFIN 78-2255        77  63  5  218  DOMINATION (4121)          LIN TIRIAN
 ARNOLD LAYNE 82-52842        10   5  0  218  ROOKIE PINK 1 (6539)       DWES EG
 THUNDERBIRD 82-30981         17   8  0  217  THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (6783)  DWES EG
 ASCARI 96-3716               78  51  4  216  NEED FOR SPEED (6069)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478       57  83  0  216  ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (6089)   DWES EG
 ORANGE CRANBERRY 97-4962     45  31  5  216  MUFFINS TO DIE FOR (6416)  SHADOW GROVE
-NECROTICA 82-4393            34  31  2  216  HOPEFULS (6681)            DWES EG
 JOHNNY WALKER 1-8203         85  40  2  215  BOOZE (5845)               MORDANT
 XAVIER 75-2071               62  39  2  215  RUNEBLADES (6293)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 SHE'S A JAR 33-7804          57  52  0  215  SUMMERTEETH (6292)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 XYLOID 65-7141               47  50  2  215  SCRABBLE (6326)            DAL SHANG
 DEATHSCAR 46-3989            32  24  2  215  BLACK COLOSSUS (6614)      ARDIVENT
 BOSOMY GOLDMINE 1-8537       30  19  0  215  SUPER STARS R US (6567)    MORDANT
 RIGHT 84-40007               27  15  1  215  GOOD TIMES (6731)          BLACKSTONE
 ITALIAN STALLION 14-4399     61  64  0  214  FOREIGN LEGION (5424)      TOBIR
 ACCURSED COMMUNION 82-1042   46  47  1  214  SILENT KINGS (5672)        DWES EG
 FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132      33  35  1  214  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (6474)   DWES EG
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567        98  98  0  213  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 THE SHINING 82-1279          40  37  0  213  FAILED MUSICALS (6427)     DWES EG
 MY LITTLE GTO 47-7745        40  30  0  213  OBG! (6774)                NORTH FORK
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            62  56  0  212  BLACK AND BLUES (6227)     TRANSEL
 COUNT IN THE CELLAR 18-8404  55  27  1  211  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 VULCAN 99-3864               49  37  4  211  DODEKATHEON (6315)         SOUTH RIDGE
 LUNKPOOF 84-19085            49  96  1  211  TEENY BOPPERS (6164)       BLACKSTONE
 BONHAM 21-7738               45  38  1  211  MASTERS OF MELODY (6433)   SUNSET
 KAMIN 14-4965                31  26  0  211  MENTOR BLISS (6626)        TOBIR
 PIMP POTENTIAL 4-6771        30   8  0  211  DEVIATION (6435)           JHELUM
 FAST TIMES 84-33214          28  20  0  211  DEVIATION XLX (6486)       BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052        119  78  4  210  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        76  69  1  210  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375        54  36  1  210  AL BUMS II (6451)          BLACKSTONE
 CYCLOTRON PAJAMAS 84-27697   48  35  1  210  011312F (6485)             BLACKSTONE
 BRAK 57-3163                 38  30  2  210  CLAN STEELHAMMER (2344)    ANDOR
 TEST TUBE BABY 82-49949      28  16  1  210  STREET PIZZAD XX (6691)    DWES EG
 PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 10-6386   26   9  2  210  DUNGEON CELL (6771)        KOLACT
 DRY KEG 33-6679              83 173  1  209  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183              46  55  1  209  RED FURY (3475)            ZUKAL
 MAGGOT DODGER 84-4231        40  47  0  209  062408P (6117)             BLACKSTONE
 LIFE IS GOOD 84-36076        19  18  0  209  AL BUMS IX (6749)          BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INKED PIG 15-5112            73  45  0  208  INK & STEEL RETRO (6155)   MALCORN
-MEMPHIS SLIM 30-3909         72  83  1  208  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 HONEY BOO BOO 11-7645        52  38  3  208  REALITY TV (6369)          ARUAK CITY
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988      34  28  0  208  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
 VANGUARD 4-5966              59  63  0  207  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM
 BOONE 10-3812                51  52  0  207  THIRSTY THUGS (3299)       KOLACT
 BANDIT 12-3231               42  17  1  207  BLACK TIDE (3072)          RIZTAB
 ANDRES 61-3645               76  56  1  206  BOMB SQUAD (6097)          JURINE
 MERCEDES 82-56033            71  88  0  206  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 SCALES 26-4934               59  47  0  206  SERPENTS HOLD (6243)       CALEAM
 BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823       51  33  5  206  GREAT LAKES WEBL (6498)    BLACKSTONE
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      50  41  2  206  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
 RANCID WAIF 8-4413          120  73  0  205  HAPLESS WAIF (5949)        ARKERS
 SOVEREYN 25-4870             98 123  0  205  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 SAMI 82-56043                61  98  0  205  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372     55  60  0  205  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
 FREQUENT FLAYER 3-7027       38  24  0  205  GENERATION X (5712)        OSKSI
 RATTLER 2-5654               77  82  0  204  SERPENTS HOLD (5939)       NIANIA
 PHOENIX 10-2616              60  60  1  204  DRAGON LORDS (1367)        KOLACT
 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105        46  38  1  204  FEAR FACTORY II (6445)     DWES EG
 DIRT BAG 65-4832             45  23  1  204  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
-KID DYNAMITE 32-6091         44  39  2  204  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (6547)   ARVAT
-THE CLEAR 29-4632            42  37  1  204  ARCANE PHARMACY (6266)     LAPUR
 MACROS THE BLACK 56-4492     33  14  3  204  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 BALROG 10-3115               22   6  0  204  THE BEARS (5983)           KOLACT
 CLEVER 50-2192               84  58  2  203  RANDOM BLADES (4450)       SNOWBOUND
 GEORGE PETERSON 74-4297      64  25  0  203  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736       62  46  1  203  RUN DMC (6287)             MORDANT
 LOCKED AND LOADED 84-20445   44  50  0  203  DEVIATION IIB (6154)       BLACKSTONE
 FLOYD 99-1041                36  31  4  203  ARCANE GREATS MI (6189)    SOUTH RIDGE
 RATTLER 56-4336              33  18  0  203  SERPENTS' HOLD (6467)      ROCANIS
 CHANGING BUFFALO 82-18031    21  13  1  203  TRIBAL COUNCIL (6745)      DWES EG
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330        56  54  1  202  WHO DA MAN? (5368)         RIZTAB
 EMERALD TWIST 82-37689       50  48  1  202  THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6220)   DWES EG
 POPE BOB 82-43134            22  21  0  202  BLESS US, EVERYONE (6686)  DWES EG
 FLUKE 66-2710               106  78  1  201  BENTSWORDS BUNCH (2469)    TARRGIR
 SLITHER 63-2852              74  70  2  201  SERPENTS HOLD 113 (6059)   AMEN-TEI
 ALMOND FISHER 99-2846        65  67  4  201  MEDAL OF HONOR 4 (5990)    SOUTH RIDGE
 GZA 84-27225                 53  29  0  201  ENTER THE WU (6484)        BLACKSTONE
 WOR 82-1001                  45  45  0  201  ON A ROLL (6339)           DWES EG
 FIXED DRINK 35-4529          39  20  0  201  FOOT OF PRIDE (6442)       MURSKA
 EDWARD ALLWORTH 63-2812      35  23  0  201  MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (5723)   AMEN-TEI
-TEMPE TC! 82-46708           32  16  0  201  WISH LIST 2007 (6671)      DWES EG
 BLACK MAIDEN 19-4758         28  12  1  201  DRAGON JUNKIES (5037)      ZUWAYZA
 WHISPER 29-1555              98  71  3  200  THE TAKEN (1122)           LAPUR
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    56  39  0  200  COLLEGE RADIO (6373)       ARVAT
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040          55  32  0  200  EXCELLENT TUNES (3158)     KHALHUMS
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720           53  28  0  200  QUEEN (6441)               ZUKAL
 HANGMAN 23-1076              52  26  1  200  FACES OF DEATH (905)       TI
 JELLY BELLY 38-5063          47  35  1  200  SHEWISH CANDY (6488)       CLIFFHOME
 ROSS F. GRAY 78-2983         42  29  1  200  MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 (6434)   LIN TIRIAN
 MANTRA 3-6754                30  17  2  200  BLACK COLOSSUS (6678)      OSKSI
 MR. GHERKIN'S MERKIN 38-4993 23   8  0  200  WHAT? (6683)               CLIFFHOME
 TOMAS 56-749                 69 114  6  199  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    57  76  0  199  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 DRACO-LICH 10-3013           49  63  0  199  DRAGON LORDS (1367)        KOLACT
 NEW DAY RISING 82-42183      24  27  2  199  DEVIATION (5717)           DWES EG
 GAD 18-9239                 101  72  1  198  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 NO CHASER 33-6490            87 139  0  198  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 TAKANOHANA 77-2569           80  42  0  198  SUMO BASHO (6043)          MAZGOURRAH
 COBRA 3-7087                 75  74  0  198  SERPENTS' HOLD (6111)      OSKSI
 AFTERSHOCK 71-294            55  41  0  198  SLAMMA JAMMA (6170)        KYR'TERR
 FROZBOZ 82-14622             50  27  2  198  FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 (6392)   DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SKULLWUNNY 84-19084          49  96  2  198  TEENY BOPPERS (6164)       BLACKSTONE
 KILL THE WABBIT 97-4517      40  35  5  198  DEVIATION IIB (6212)       SHADOW GROVE
 VEXTHORNE 84-7044            37  28  3  198  BLACK COLOSSUS (6577)      BLACKSTONE
 CHILI CON CARNAGE 24-5020    31  43  1  198  SHEWISH BUFFET (6452)      ZORPUNT
-TOY HORSEY 82-45013          29  19  0  198  ARCANE TREASURES (6689)    DWES EG
 ALI BOOMBAH YAY 29-5874      28  10  1  198  DEVIATION (6579)           LAPUR
 JORMP JUMPER 2-5834          27  12  0  198  SAM'S TOYS (6666)          NIANIA
 SNAPPING TURTLE 4-6512       64  70  0  197  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 ADDUCTOR MAGNUS 21-5922      49  44  0  197  MUSCLE MEN (6335)          SUNSET
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        45  43  1  197  WHO DA MAN? (5368)         RIZTAB
 CHECK MATE FOOL 11-7671      31  14  0  197  DEVIATION (6510)           ARUAK CITY
 ENDURO 36-1931               23  16  3  197  THE FALLEN ANGELS (1704)   JHANS
-CAPT DELASAR 10-2978         66  49  2  196  EMPIRE (2352)              KOLACT
 THONKORON 84-19064           55  90  0  196  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       54  47  0  196  UNNAMEABLES (6153)         ARADI
 FISH TACO 81-1687            51  80  1  196  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        40  42  2  196  THE RUNAROUND (6437)       NIANIA
 PRAWN STAR 81-2149           38  31  1  196  OTTO'S DINER (5803)        SHADOWSPIRE
 PHOTON 18-3292               31  18  0  196  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 CHOOSE GOOSE 40-4592         25  14  2  196  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 BEUFORD ANDERSON 84-28184    21  14  1  196  MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (6077)  BLACKSTONE
 ROONEY 84-35472              12  14  0  196  THIRSTY THUGS 1308 (6787)  BLACKSTONE
 THE TICK 12-5659             95 123  0  195  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 BOOZER 13-5407               78  73  1  195  DA BULLS (6024)            DULLENS
 THE HAND OF DOG 41-4493      53  52  2  195  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 DAMION CORONA 82-24700       49  37  2  195  DEADLY HACKERS (6236)      DWES EG
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       49  37  0  195  GWAR (6410)                DWES EG
 PLYOMETRICS 84-31176         42  39  2  195  FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (6556)   BLACKSTONE
 BLACK DEATH 5-5364           41  24  1  195  DUNGEON CELL (6563)        KALTOS
 NICK NACK 81-1750            38  37  3  195  BOND-AGE (6169)            SHADOWSPIRE
 LITTLE LION 13-5626          37  27  1  195  ALLITERATE ARMY (6613)     DULLENS
 CLARENCE B. CRAFT 60-8985    36  36  1  195  MEDAL OF HONOR B11 (6497)  ARADI
 ANGRY 84-11693               33  31  2  195  WORDS IX (6477)            BLACKSTONE
 LEGACY 18-10584              28  14  0  195  THE MENTORS (6578)         TALCAMA
 TREE TRUNKS 40-4601          25  18  1  195  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
-TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614      58  75  1  194  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (6209)RODEKI
 POMPEII 84-13227             56  33  0  194  DEVIATION D (6218)         BLACKSTONE
 SMELLY STOCKS 82-39949       54  39  1  194  MARKET CRASH (6345)        DWES EG
 BOLPH 84-19060               49  96  1  194  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 CLOTMUCK 84-19067            43 102  0  194  MEANIES (6256)             BLACKSTONE
 TYRE 31-3713                 48  39  1  193  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
 JABBER HOGAN 82-49966        46  32  2  193  LAZY 9 (6429)              DWES EG
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       38  33  1  193  KARNHORN KARNAGE (6519)    ZUWAYZA
 ANDERSON 84-30894            32  39  1  193  MASS EFFECT (6565)         BLACKSTONE
 HARLEQUIN 18-10203           26  15  0  193  KHORS PRAETORIANS VI (6702)TALCAMA
 GRAPE APE 82-34889           25  21  1  193  BRAIN FOOD 9 (6390)        DWES EG
 GREASESPOT 60-5964           86 149  0  192  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 DISSIDENT 4-6672             45  66  3  192  PEARL JAM (6244)           JHELUM
 DROXINE 56-4298              38  56  0  192  TREXTRAS (6422)            ROCANIS
 VENOM DECAY 41-4758          35  13  0  192  TOWER OF SNAKES (6680)     KATI-TEI
 SEBASTIAN 97-4696            30  48  4  192  INQUISITION 13BG (6213)    SHADOW GROVE
 LOUD DRUNK 74-3554           76 154  1  191  PARTY GEEKS (4925)         DAYLA KIV
 FLITCHAK 65-3365             68 130  1  191  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 INK AND STEEL 6-6603         64  56  1  191  INK & STEEL FOREVER (6182) TRANSEL
 BALISONG 22-6847             60  81  0  191  SERPENTS HOLD (5921)       SOLVEN
 SIMABU 72-4426               59  50  0  191  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 FISHWIFE 33-7822             56  54  4  191  SEA DOGS (5864)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 REUNITED 14-4771             55  73  1  191  WU-TANG FOREVER (6151)     TOBIR
 HANNIBAL LECTER 99-3922      51  25  5  191  DERANGED 24 (6316)         SOUTH RIDGE
 PICAPEPPA 84-32086           46  34  0  191  SAUCY (6444)               BLACKSTONE
 CHARLES MURRAY, JR 33-8090   37  23  0  191  MOH (6574)                 NIATOLI ISLAND
 DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON 22-7050  33  39  1  191  MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (6481)  SOLVEN
 CERBERUS 82-53377            27  27  1  191  UNDERWORLD (6775)          DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      77  96  2  190  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 MC SHAN 18-10307             55  34  0  190  HIP HOP HEROES (6409)      TALCAMA
 TWITPIN 84-19066             49  96  1  190  MEANIES (6256)             BLACKSTONE
 HILLARY 10-6261              41  40  0  190  THE MENTORS (1444)         KOLACT
 OBSIDIAN 36-7135             36  36  2  190  VOW TO DESTROY (5390)      JHANS
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      30  26  1  190  KARNHORN KARNAGE (6628)    ZUKAL
 I 29-6065                    29  11  1  190  F (6767)                   LAPUR
 HANNIBAL LECTER 84-8637      27   9  1  190  STATE OF MIND (6544)       BLACKSTONE
 EARL OF LEMONGRAB 40-4564    21  15  1  190  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     58  31  0  189  SERPENTS' HOLD (6421)      KOLACT
 SHIV 26-5006                 56  39  1  189  SERPENTS HOLD (6243)       CALEAM
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    49  68  1  189  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
 BARON BLOOD 25-1396          43  33  4  189  FACES OF DEATH (1092)      LYRATILAN
 SANDBOX FURY 1-8914          36  34  2  189  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
-JON 17-7447                  36  26  0  189  ENFORCERS (6679)           ALJAFIR
 LOABAL DOMINATION 3-7099     33  27  0  189  STATE OF MIND (1791)       OSKSI
 PROBLEM CHILD 1-8967         32  17  1  189  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 DERRICK THOMAS 82-8338       30  35  2  189  THE CHIEFS (4170)          DWES EG
 VORPAL BUNNY 6-1562          26  14  4  189  DOOM BUNNIES (1578)        TRANSEL
 FINGER SANDWICH 7-6437       18   4  0  189  SHEWISH PICNIC (6453)      BONSUR
 GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS 16-5456     57  58  2  188  MUSCLE MEN 3 (6205)        WILLAF
 BREWERY DEATH 96-4159        42  59  3  188  DEADLY STEPS F3 (6214)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509   40  31  1  188  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ANNIE DUKE 82-49334          35  14  1  188  HOUSE OF CARDS 3 (6595)    DWES EG
 GOD OF THUNDER 84-24914      41  33  0  187  DEVIATION XXV (6381)       BLACKSTONE
 KINGU 50-3575                35  37  0  187  MESOPOTAMIA (6655)         SNOWBOUND
 MIRED 82-46332               28  28  2  187  IN SHINOLA (6798)          DWES EG
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         51  42  0  186  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 FEDEX 84-19279               43  35  0  186  I MEAN BUSINESS (6468)     BLACKSTONE
 OOZING MY MIND 84-50273      36  24  1  186  U PAY I SLAY 2 (6561)      BLACKSTONE
 LEWIS ALBANESE 40-4547       29  33  0  186  MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (6534)   ZENSU
 SHAWNEE 82-56029             59 100  4  185  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          57  58  2  185  SHEWISH BUFFET (6144)      LIN TIRIAN
 HALFTIME 43-4816             52  38  1  185  EPIC RAP (6402)            VEASTIAN
 DEATH CURTAINS 96-4161       50  51  5  185  DEADLY STEPS F3 (6214)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 BLUE OYSTER 84-16749         44  36  0  185  DEVIATION BLUE (6249)      BLACKSTONE
 SKINNY PETE 32-5951          35  17  1  185  OTTOMAN EMPIRE (6526)      ARVAT
 CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 12-5775   91 121  2  184  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 GABOGOOL 17-7308             43  41  2  184  STORMY'S TROOPERS I (6366) ALJAFIR
 ADONIS DNA 84-22593          37  41  0  184  DEVIATION D (6218)         BLACKSTONE
 HIGH POINTS 30-4958          32  30  1  184  HER BEST ASSETS (5880)     IAYE
 ICE KING 40-4507             26  13  1  184  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 FELAWESHIPE 25-4968          84 121  0  183  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 EDWARD O'HARE 2-5461         51  39  0  183  MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (6000)   NIANIA
 SIS BOOM BAA 84-19510        51  50  0  183  EXPLODING SHEEP (6300)     BLACKSTONE
 DESMOND DOSS 6-6819          45  17  1  183  MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 (6564)   TRANSEL
 PARAGON ORCA 13-5573         44  67  0  183  7TH SANCTUM (6357)         DULLENS
 BABY BLUE 5-5321             39  32  1  183  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (6530)   KALTOS
 ODB 14-4891                  38  40  2  183  WU-TANG FOREVER (6151)     TOBIR
 JACK PENDELTON 74-4291       34  25  1  183  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 THE KING 32-5968             24  23  1  183  IT'S GOOD TO BE... (6752)  ARVAT
 ROBERT OWENS 97-4199         47  69  3  182  MEDAL OF HONOR 5 (6073)    SHADOW GROVE
 VITO BERTOLDO 82-41532       47  42  2  182  MEDAL OF HONOR (5824)      DWES EG
-NO SMOKING 82-625            35  19  5  182  RESTRICTIONS (6616)        DWES EG
 ASP 47-7591                  29  17  0  182  SERPENTS HOLD 200 (6861)   NORTH FORK
 PREDNIZONE 43-4298           79 144  1  181  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 NAS IS COMING 84-26692       57  39  0  181  IT WAS WRITTEN (6362)      BLACKSTONE
 PRETTY HATE MACHINE 46-4257  36  54  1  181  DEVIATION (6327)           ARDIVENT
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401           36  33  0  181  BODY OF MUSIC (6463)       ALJAFIR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     65  60  2  180  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SAURON 25-5581               56  33  2  180  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COTTONBALL 4-6780            36  34  2  180  THE BAD BUNNIES (1722)     JHELUM
 FIREHYDRANT DEFILER 41-4475  36  44  1  180  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031           94 162  1  179  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     48  46  4  179  GWAR (6410)                DWES EG
 FLOPSY 4-6791                31  28  3  179  THE BAD BUNNIES (1722)     JHELUM
 NO BATHROOM 47-7764          73  27  2  178  BASH BROS PARK (6306)      NORTH FORK
 BOWEN 15-5091                59  79  1  178  SERPENTS' HOLD (6076)      MALCORN
 RAIN MAN 18-8344             41  21  1  178  THE MENTORS (6578)         TALCAMA
 BERYL NEWMAN 30-4619         38  38  0  178  MEDAL OF HONOR (6572)      IAYE
 E-X 33-3176                  36  53  0  178  DEMONSPAWN (1275)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 RALPH NEPPEL 40-4330         32  26  0  178  MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (6534)   ZENSU
 21STCENTURY SKITZOID 41-2140 29  15  0  178  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 HELL WEEK 3-6695            104 152  1  177  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 CEREBUS HIMSELF 11-2428      39  35  0  177  AARDVARK & CO. (465)       ARUAK CITY
 GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633    37  32  1  177  SHEWISH BUFFET (6183)      JURINE
 LIL JOHNNY 47-8184           27  19  1  177  D.A. REJECTS (6735)        NORTH FORK
 METRON 72-3686               84  59  0  176  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 LOGAN 82-56039               53 106  1  175  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 MIKE COLALILLO 98-2381       27  33  6  175  MEDAL OF HONOR 7 (6513)    SYVYN'S HILL
 WET SNUB 84-32054            27  30  0  175  PHILLY X (6758)            BLACKSTONE
 BLIND BLAKE 6-6814           53  33  2  174  BLACK AND BLUES (6227)     TRANSEL
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156        33  27  1  174  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (6610)  VALAMANTIS
-POW! 56-4170                 17   7  0  174  THEM (6591)                ROCANIS
 BERTHOLD 83-314              61  80  2  172  SUDDENLY, THE VAN (6114)   TELORINTHE
 MURDEROUS THRUST 75-3562     39  12  7  171  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 FRANKLIN E. SIGLER 56-4408   37  35  0  171  MEDAL OF HONOR A11 (6449)  ROCANIS
 EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710          48  59  1  170  PEARL JAM (6244)           JHELUM
 ABCESS 18-10356              40  34  1  170  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 ED WOOD 96-2449              36  59  5  169  DEAD LIKE ME 2 (5526)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 HOFFA WITH HAIR 59-2297      32  18  0  167  IMPROVED ILLUSION (6036)   ILLIS
 KATANA 31-6349               38  18  1  166  AVENGERS (2153)            CHIMLEVTAL
 SNACK FAIRY 84-24819         37  40  1  166  MUNCHIES (6482)            BLACKSTONE
 FEELING MINNESOTA 36-7569    28  25  0  166  DEVIATION (6176)           JHANS
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           103 154  1  164  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 EBONY 10-3116                56  47  0  164  DRAGON LORDS (1367)        KOLACT
 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042     43  35  4  163  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (6459) WILLAF
 THEYCALLME THEHUNTER 11-7642 30  16  2  163  DEVIATION (6510)           ARUAK CITY
 ROADRUNNER FLY 96-5029       23  26  3  163  DESERT BIOMES (6623)       OLD VALAMANTIS
 RED MONICA 82-28272          23  32  0  163  WENSINWASIN 728 (6697)     DWES EG
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         63  72  1  162  COLLEGE RADIO (6502)       TRICORUS
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631          44  86  1  162  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (6209)RODEKI
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243        26  35  5  162  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (6515)      SYVYN'S HILL
 BRUSSEL SPROUTS 81-1688      59  72  2  160  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 DOGGFATHER 55-3177           51  47  4  160  DA DOG POWNDAZ (6217)      KHALANI
 VENOM 36-7529                18  15  0  160  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
 AMBEERDEXTROUS 2-5618        57  70  1  157  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 PARTIES AT ADAM'S 84-16192   34  53  0  156  MORALS W/ METAPHORS (6240) BLACKSTONE
 TOBEORNOTTOBE 71-280         22  23  0  156  TOTAL CHAOS (6531)         KYR'TERR
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 82-15624       18  15  0  156  STREET PIZZAD IX (6834)    DWES EG
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954        33  20  1  155  DEADLY RAGE (3943)         DRAGONHEAD
 PURGATORY 84-38435           27   8  1  155  ANCIENT CURSE (6763)       BLACKSTONE
 GEORGIA SAM 84-32938         42  36  0  153  HIGHWAY 61 (6612)          BLACKSTONE
 BENNIE ADKINS 3-7389         43  32  2  152  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497     37  36  0  148  ALMOST EXACTLY (349)       LAPUR
 TRIED2LUVUTRIED2OWN 84-20460 29  31  2  146  DEVIATION V (6400)         BLACKSTONE
 ODDLY ELEGANT 9-5624         26  30  0  146  DEVIATION (6406)           ZUKAL
 POOR OLD TOM 82-7154         22   6  3  146  GWAR (6410)                DWES EG
-ROCKIT 22-6953               22  21  2  146  80'S DISCO (6733)          SOLVEN
 EERIEST EXPECTATION 84-31990 14  10  0  145  APRIL 12 II (6777)         BLACKSTONE
 EVERYONE WANTS SOME 84-26980 13   2  0  145  ROOKIE HALEN 9 (6641)      BLACKSTONE
 JAMES BAXTER 41-4772         20  13  1  143  ADVENTURE TIME 3 (6828)    KATI-TEI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 8TH ATTEMPT 82-11378         20  14  1  141  BELOW PAR (6744)           DWES EG
 ZEDS DEAD BABY 81-1258       54  62  1  140  DEVIATION (6177)           SHADOWSPIRE
-ARUGULA 3-7180               47  53  2  139  VEGGIES (5063)             OSKSI
 FRANK BURKE 96-4474          31  44  3  137  MEDAL OF HONOR 9 (6412)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 T'HIGH UCANT SUSTAI 84-20459 29  29  0  137  DEVIATION V (6400)         BLACKSTONE
 HELP ON THE WAY 30-4717      28 100  2  137  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 KIERA 35-1646                36  26  1  135  HOUSE JHEREG (138)         MURSKA
 SPIDER-MAN 51-5173           19  18  0  134  WENSINWASIN M.H. (5224)    TRICORUS
 SSSKAH 65-7059               64 100  1  133  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 TOSSED SALAD 81-1686         40  91  1  133  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 ABU JR. 52-2284              26  30  1  133  THE CHOSEN ONES (6663)     FRATSFA
 WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG 43-3604 17   7  1  133  FEARLESS LOSERS (6232)     VEASTIAN
 THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564      79 116  2  132  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 BERLIN 21-8161               27  20  1  130  WAR ZONE (6827)            SUNSET
 MAXIMILLIAN 96-5272          11  12  4  130  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 PINK STREAKER 51-5740        23  18  3  129  DECEIVERS (6753)           TRICORUS
 CEYLON 41-4864               22  10  2  127  TOWER OF SNAKES (6680)     KATI-TEI
 WEBBED RYME 84-33119         30  22  1  126  TEMPE II III (6739)        BLACKSTONE
 DOUBLE BARREL 84-24894       28  48  1  126  DEVIATION XXI (6456)       BLACKSTONE
 20TH CENTURY FOX 36-7567     31  22  1  124  DEVIATION (6176)           JHANS
 DADDY BEAR 46-1910           37  12  0  123  THE BEARS (712)            ARDIVENT
 LADY GODIVA 81-1782          36  31  0  123  DARQUE AGES (5439)         SHADOWSPIRE
 QUEEN OF COOL 4-6773         33  25  0  120  DEVIATION (6435)           JHELUM
 PENICILLEN 43-4299          106 117  1  118  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 ED-209 96-5273               15   8  3  118  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 BUSHSUCKSTOADIE 52-3757      22  16  4  113  ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (6799)    FRATSFA
 CHERRY 82-56032              55 104  0  112  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 THAI CHILI 82-56573          13   8  1  112  HARVEST DAY (6862)         DWES EG
 HOBBS 82-4649                32  24  1  111  RESTRICTIONS (6616)        DWES EG
 SQUYER 25-4871               63 158  0  109  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 STALINGRAD 21-8259           23  13  1  109  WAR ZONE (6827)            SUNSET
 KI 31-165                    40  68  1  107  AVENGERS (2153)            CHIMLEVTAL
 JOSE VALDEZ 99-2858          18  13  5  106  MEDAL OF HONOR 5 (6713)    SOUTH RIDGE
-HAN KANG 75-3569             20  42  1  103  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RICOCHET RABBIT 6-1782       22  13  2  100  DOOM BUNNIES (1578)        TRANSEL
 GOKU 96-2399                 14   8  4  100  D B Z (5524)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 THE TERMINATOR 96-5313       12  11  4  100  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 CAUSTIC MACAROON 84-15171    11  12  0  100  ORLANDO BOUND II (6840)    BLACKSTONE
-THE CRUSHER 18-8050          52  38  0   99  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 DOMINATUS NON VIZ 32-6347    19   8  1   99  SECRET SQUIRRELS (6110)    ARVAT
 WASTELAND WARLORD 28-3594    25  19  0   98  NORTHERN BADLANDS (6789)   MORYA
 CAPTAIN MAGMA 84-44594       17  10  0   98  NAMED BY MARK XXIII (6814) BLACKSTONE
 LOKI 20-218                  22  10  1   97  DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (6907)SEAM
 CUDA 74-4049                 24   4  1   96  BROKEN HALO (6859)         DAYLA KIV
 MGR HATES SL'ERS 43-4984     16   2  0   96  IT IS KNOWN (6867)         VEASTIAN
 BISMUTH BENDER 29-5692       31  11  2   95  BASH BROS TAXI (6571)      LAPUR
 BALLWIPE 84-19086            54  91  0   94  BULLIES (6142)             BLACKSTONE
 GENERAL POL 56-3412          24  19  1   94  SKULL SQUADRON (1253)      ROCANIS
 TRAMP BACKSTOP 16-6362       18   7  1   94  GLORIOUS TEAM #16 (6893)   WILLAF
 ERNEST R. KOUMA 74-4416      38  36  2   92  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AFTER 10 BEERS! 84-21651     11   2  2   90  ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE (6903) BLACKSTONE
 MY-RE 98-737                 15   5  4   89  HEALTH ALT SQD (4502)      SYVYN'S HILL
 BWUCE REE 14-4388            24  10  0   88  FOREIGN LEGION (5424)      TOBIR
-PHILLYDOG 21-6528            23  17  1   87  PHILTHBALLS (6707)         SUNSET
 BEEMO 85-9960                 9   0  1   87  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6912)    JASPER GULCH
 SUBATOMIC PASTE 84-27527      6  10  0   87  2012 XIV (6842)            BLACKSTONE
 WOLVERINE 30-5347            13   2  1   86  SUPER HEROES (6908)        IAYE
 SAM BYCK 21-7066             19  10  1   85  GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (6853)   SUNSET
-VENOM DRIP 78-3113           24  10  2   84  DEATH PENALTY (6648)       LIN TIRIAN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEISENBERG 4-6853            11   4  0   83  DEVIATION (6435)           JHELUM
 KNIGHT 74-2918               19  14  0   82  KHORS PRAETORIANS (6879)   DAYLA KIV
 NELCH 84-19062               48  97  3   80  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
-SASHA BAL TOR 8-4034         26  17  0   79  NORTHERN BADLANDS (6776)   ARKERS
 STEEL GARTEN 32-6150         24  23  1   78  GASTROPUB (6795)           ARVAT
-JUNEAU 33-7787               18  23  1   78  RAVAGING LORDS (5383)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 CRIMSON TEARS 15-5422        23  18  1   77  BLOODSWORN (5381)          MALCORN
 HAPPY-GO-LINTY 98-5440        8   5  4   77  LINTAPALOOZA (6900)        SYVYN'S HILL
 WC 82-17317                   6   4  0   76  WESTSIDE CONNECTED (5170)  DWES EG
 PINKY SWEAR 84-10329         11   8  1   75  SECRET TRYSTS (6920)       BLACKSTONE
 BARRY 12-5663                98 131  0   74  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 JENICOR 35-4593              22   8  0   74  HOUSE JHEREG (138)         MURSKA
 GIBSON 81-2381               24  13  1   73  WICKED MARTYRS (6615)      SHADOWSPIRE
-MAXIMUS DECIMUS 28-3440      22  13  0   73  NORTHERN BADLANDS (6789)   MORYA
-BE TRANSPARENT 32-6130       20  12  1   73  CON + INSULT (6874)        ARVAT
-BAIKAL S'KREN 74-4501        14  31  0   73  SAND DANCERS (2198)        DAYLA KIV
 HUNGRY PEASANT 15-3605       13   3  2   72  FAMINE (6590)              MALCORN
 TIMBER WALKER 8-3147         25   9  2   70  NORTHERN BADLANDS (6776)   ARKERS
 KNOWLEDGE 16-5610            23  17  0   70  POWER LEGION (5356)        WILLAF
-GRIM BLACKSMITH 28-3961      17  12  2   70  NORTHERN BADLANDS (6789)   MORYA
-MASKED MARAUDER 78-3076      15  23  0   68  SAND DANCERS (2368)        LIN TIRIAN
 DEMOLISHER 15-5456           17  12  0   67  BLOODSWORN (5381)          MALCORN
-SILENT RUNNER 28-2883        19   9  1   65  NORTHERN BADLANDS (6789)   MORYA
 INANNA 47-7132               14  12  3   65  TOKEN ENTRY (6796)         NORTH FORK
-BATIS 12-7301                19   7  0   64  DREAMERS (804)             RIZTAB
 PATRICK BATEMAN 99-4366      11  14  4   64  DERANGED 26 (6714)         SOUTH RIDGE
 MEGATRON 98-5287              8   5  4   64  KILLER MACHINES-F3 (6898)  SYVYN'S HILL
-GEOPLASTIQUE 20-70           18   8  1   63  7TH SANCTUM (6924)         SEAM
-THE PAPERBOY 81-2465         18   9  0   63  THE COMMODORES (6851)      SHADOWSPIRE
 REBECCA RAVEN 8-4308         10   1  0   63  TRIAL BY COMBAT (6772)     ARKERS
 DEE AY 75-1699               25  40  3   62  BLOODMOON GUILD (3323)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 SMOKEHEAD 20-175             20  12  1   62  THIRSTY THUGS (6844)       SEAM
 PANTERA 82-56042             28 131  2   60  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
-TOTAL 21-7612                26  20  0   60  THE CEREAL KILLERS (6523)  SUNSET
 YOUNG BLOOD 21-5723          25  21  1   60  PUDDLE OF BLOOD (6882)     SUNSET
 DESOLACE 36-7921             15   8  4   59  VOW TO DESTROY (5390)      JHANS
 MUD KING 56-4659             10   0  3   59  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 SHAPELESS PURIST 84-56034    16  13  0   57  HAPPY SPRING V (6881)      BLACKSTONE
 FREIZA 97-2823               15   7  3   57  DB2 (5528)                 SHADOW GROVE
-PACEBALL 32 21-8340          15  10  2   57  PACE INVADERS (6533)       SUNSET
 BLACK GUARD 39-3667          27  17  1   56  DARQUE ANGELS (5545)       XOCHITHLAN
 IMTOOSEXY 52-3759            20  15  0   56  ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (6799)    FRATSFA
-THOR RAVENBLADE 8-3932       17   8  0   56  NORTHERN BADLANDS (6776)   ARKERS
-RUNE ESSENCE 82-45012        20  10  1   55  ARCANE TREASURES (6689)    DWES EG
-STILL LOOKING 43-5127        14  12  0   54  FRANKENSTEIN HUNT (6917)   VEASTIAN
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     19  22  0   53  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (6474)   DWES EG
-STRAWBABERRY 18-10450        15   8  0   53  BEEFCAKES (6916)           TALCAMA
 ACORN 63-3097                20  18  0   52  NUTS! (6792)               AMEN-TEI
 GILGAMESH 20-217             18  14  2   52  DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (6907)SEAM
-THUNDAR THE CRUEL 8-4661     14  14  0   52  NORTHERN BADLANDS (6776)   ARKERS
 INCEST 38-5235               17  11  0   51  WHAT? (6683)               CLIFFHOME
-OL' GRIZ 8-4755              18  13  3   49  NORTHERN BADLANDS (6776)   ARKERS
 DRAUGHT 99-5783              10   3  5   48  DEATH PENALTY BG (6901)    SOUTH RIDGE
 DARK MIASMA 1-8532           12   2  1   47  SUPER STARS R US (6567)    MORDANT
 BETHANY 85-5089              12   2  0   46  DOGMA (6910)               JASPER GULCH
 DEN'S FAVORITE 33-3581       26  20  0   39  DEMONSPAWN (1275)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 MICKEY SLIM 81-2144          24  16  0   39  WICKED MARTYRS (6615)      SHADOWSPIRE
 YMIR BLOODRAVEN 8-4369       17  14  2   39  NORTHERN BADLANDS (6776)   ARKERS
-ERIK THUNDERHEAD 8-3148      21   9  2   35  NORTHERN BADLANDS (6776)   ARKERS
 HRUNTLING 1-8994             14   5  1   35  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
-NYALL BLOODGRIN 8-3151       17  10  2   32  NORTHERN BADLANDS (6776)   ARKERS
 ISSOLAN SMILE 35-1497        23  39  2   31  HOUSE JHEREG (138)         MURSKA
 ONION RINGS 81-1684          24 107  0   28  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GRATITUDE 84-48883           11   1  3   28  THAT'S RIGHT (6921)        BLACKSTONE
 POISONED APPLE 99-5786        8   5  5   28  DEATH PENALTY BG (6901)    SOUTH RIDGE
 GWAR 2-6074                  17  27  1   22  MENTOR DEMENTOR (6723)     NIANIA
 PYG 97-5962                  11  12  4   17  BLOODY MUMMERS! (6818)     SHADOW GROVE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
LITTLE LION 13-5626       37  27  1 ALLITERATE ARMY 6613   INFERNO 62-4581           782
8TH ATTEMPT 82-11378      20  14  1 BELOW PAR 6744         DISSIDENT 4-6672          782
GRATITUDE 84-48883        11   1  3 THAT'S RIGHT 6921      PINKY SWEAR 84-10329      782

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Theycallme Thehunter -- I admire your grit, but in that fight, they should have called 
me the hunter. -- Flitchak

God of Thunder -- You're good with that weapon (surprisingly, I thought nobody was), 
but you're no god.  Still, I salute you. -- Berthold

Brussel Sprouts -- My manager says your name is misspelled.  It should be "Brussels 
Sprouts," for a vegetable that was developed near the city of Brussels (which I never 
heard of).  She offered me one.  It was horrible!  But then I'm a strict carnivore.  
Anyway, you fought well. -- Ssskah

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HOLY SCHLITZ was bested by ANTON CHIGURH in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge fight.
TREE TRUNKS was subdued by PRODIGAL in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
MAXIMILLIAN savagely defeated PENICILLEN in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge duel.
ED-209 narrowly defeated CHERRY in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
THE TERMINATOR was viciously subdued by THE SMELL OF IT in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
DARK MIASMA was devastated by CUDA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
AFTER 10 BEERS! overcame NELCH in a action packed 1 minute Challenge melee.
POISONED APPLE was viciously subdued by INCEST in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
MEGATRON was vanquished by WASTELAND WARLORD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
EARL OF LEMONGRAB was overpowered by WALTER EHLERS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
VEXTHORNE was bested by ROBERT NETT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
SAINTS narrowly defeated KJARRAN'S HAMMER in a 3 minute Challenge match.
ACID BATH handily defeated AFTERSHOCK in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
REVANENT bested RATTLER in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
VENOM DECAY was handily defeated by LOBOROACH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
LEGIONNAIRE viciously subdued DIRT BAG in a exciting 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
PSYCHEDELIC BLUR narrowly defeated POPE BOB in a exciting 3 minute Challenge bout.
GODSLAYER defeated BLACK MAIDEN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge conflict.
COUNT IN THE CELLAR overpowered FELAWESHIPE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
OBSIDIAN was demolished by FLYING HELLFISH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
CERBERUS was devastated by MY LITTLE GTO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DEATHSCAR won victory over CHILI CON CARNAGE in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
DEATH CURTAINS was vanquished by BIGGLES in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
NO BATHROOM was overpowered by ESTRADA in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
I was overpowered by THE NOTHING in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
FEDEX was overpowered by FAST TIMES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
INFERNO slew LITTLE LION in a 2 minute Challenge match.
JOHNNY WALKER demolished WOR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BALROG savagely defeated NEW DAY RISING in a action packed 4 minute Challenge bout.
GOLDEN ABERRATION devastated CLOTMUCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HONEY BOO BOO bested WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a exciting 1 minute Challenge battle.
ICE KING bested LOGAN in a action packed 1 minute Challenge bout.
SNACK FAIRY was overpowered by KINGU in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BISMUTH BENDER was demolished by DOUBLE BARREL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JAMES BAXTER was outlasted by BUDDERCUP in a popular 8 minute bloody Challenge duel.
PURGATORY demolished SPIDER-MAN in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
PINK STREAKER overpowered SQUYER in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
MGR HATES SL'ERS demolished STEEL GARTEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge conflict.
TRAMP BACKSTOP handily defeated BARRY in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ACORN viciously subdued DEN'S FAVORITE in a tiresome 16 minute Challenge conflict.
PYG was overpowered by BETHANY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
TAKANOHANA lost to SERPENTITO in a popular 1 minute Title bout.
HANNIBAL LECTER was handily defeated by BEAST OF BURDEN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
POMPEII was demolished by KULGAN in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
SPICY TRICEP subdued ANDERSON in a popular 1 minute fight.
WILD HORSES viciously subdued NO CHASER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal contest.
OCTAVIUS devastated THE HAND OF DOG in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided battle.
WAY TOO CUTE devastated DRACO-LICH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
DAMION CORONA was overpowered by SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a 2 minute uneven bout.
CHILI CHEESE devastated SADDAM A GO-GO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided fight.
FROZBOZ was bested by ROGAR THORFIN in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
WATSON slimly won victory over SKULLWUNNY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
CRAZED GOBLIN overcame PAID IN FULL in a 2 minute bout.
ROSS F. GRAY slimly lost to BOSOMY GOLDMINE in a popular 4 minute fight.
ADDAI devastated MC SHAN in a 2 minute gruesome uneven match.
THE UPTIGHT MAN beat MACROS THE BLACK in a 2 minute fight.
HILLARY was overpowered by LEMON DROP in a action packed 2 minute brutal uneven fight.
PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 was subdued by CAT IN THE HAT in a action packed 2 minute battle.
TERRY SEYMOUR savagely defeated GAD in a exciting 3 minute gruesome contest.
NY STATE OF MIND slimly won victory over PHOTON in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
BEUFORD ANDERSON was overpowered by KINKY MCKINK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GINI bested TYRE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute duel.
PICAPEPPA was outlasted by VANGUARD in a exciting 7 minute brutal conflict.
MICRO vanquished SLITHERING IDIOT in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided brawl.
CANNIBAL CORPSE viciously subdued LOABAL DOMINATION in a exciting 1 minute melee.
POLLY vanquished HARLEQUIN in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
TOMAS was beaten by IMAGINATION in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
MOD COD handily defeated RATTLER in a exciting 1 minute brutal uneven conflict.
SWEET CHILD was devastated by RUPTURE in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
OOZING MY MIND was overpowered by XYLOID in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
CLEVER was handily defeated by DUSK in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
PORTLY NEPOTIST beat MIRED in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
ASCARI viciously subdued FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fray.
FROSTY overpowered SKINNY PETE in a 2 minute bloody one-sided competition.
JIMI HENDRIX demolished BLACK DEATH in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
COBRA was viciously subdued by REAGANOMICS in a popular 4 minute gory melee.
FREQUENT FLAYER was overpowered by BURIED TREASURE in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
ARCHERS OF LOAF vanquished ADONIS DNA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
HALFTIME was vanquished by THE SHINING in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
PREDNIZONE was vanquished by LOSING IS FUN in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
( ) handily defeated TWITPIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JORMP JUMPER was defeated by JACK DANIELS in a action packed 2 minute brawl.
JASON VOORHEES vanquished FLITCHAK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
ORANGE CRANBERRY subdued ROONEY in a popular 1 minute duel.
GOPHER BAROQUE unbelievably bested SAMI in a action packed 4 minute gory fray.
PROBLEM CHILD was handily defeated by RIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
MR. GHERKIN'S MERKIN was bested by XAVIER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout.
THE CURE viciously subdued LOUD DRUNK in a popular 2 minute gory fight.
ONE MIC overpowered LEGACY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
GRAVITRON handily defeated BLUE OYSTER in a action packed 2 minute uneven competition.
CERES overpowered HANNIBAL LECTER in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
DROKK demolished DEADLY FORCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
HIGH POINTS was vanquished by JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
CRATER FACE devastated CHOOSE GOOSE in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
SHIV was overpowered by THUNDERBIRD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
DMX narrowly defeated ALI BOOMBAH YAY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome duel.
DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON viciously subdued RED MONICA in a exciting 3 minute bloody fight.
BARON BLOOD was devastated by JOSH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SOVEREYN overpowered FLOPSY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
HANGMAN demolished HELL WEEK in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SAURON was overpowered by TEST TUBE BABY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
SKIP JAMES vanquished DERRICK THOMAS in a exciting 3 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
SCALES viciously subdued SNAPPING TURTLE in a action packed 2 minute gruesome battle.
WHISPER narrowly defeated ANGRY in a exciting 4 minute brutal match.
JOHN WAYNE GACY overpowered JACK PENDELTON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BONHAM overpowered GABOGOOL in a 2 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
INK AND STEEL subdued TALIB KWELI in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
BLIND BLAKE was luckily beaten by THE TICK in a exciting 6 minute gory match.
BRITISH SEA POWER won victory over CLARENCE B. CRAFT in a 2 minute bout.
DESMOND DOSS was overpowered by ARNOLD LAYNE in a 2 minute uneven fight.
DOWNWITHTHEKING won victory over BOLPH in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
MAGGOT DODGER devastated BABY BLUE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
VULCAN demolished SANDBOX FURY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
CROUCHING HAMSTER was defeated by KILL THE WABBIT in a 2 minute duel.
DRY KEG handily defeated PRETTY HATE MACHINE in a exciting 3 minute mismatched duel.
ADDUCTOR MAGNUS savagely defeated KICK INTHE TEETH in a popular 1 minute bloody fight.
ALMOND FISHER slimly won victory over NAKED LUNCH in a action packed 3 minute duel.
SHE'S A JAR devastated EDWARD O'HARE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fray.
FISHWIFE was savagely defeated by BOONE in a action packed 2 minute bloody match.
SSSINK! handily defeated SMELLY STOCKS in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
CHARLES MURRAY, JR savagely defeated EBONY in a popular 2 minute gruesome contest.
DESOLATION overpowered SIMABU in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
FLOYD vanquished EDDIE VEDDER in a exciting 4 minute gory uneven bout.
FIXED DRINK devastated DOGGFATHER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ENDURO was beaten by BANDIT in a action packed 2 minute brawl.
THONKORON was beaten by FLUKE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
MAUL ON WHEELS overcame KATANA in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
SEBASTIAN was demolished by GEORGE PETERSON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PUTRID DEFILER was savagely defeated by BOOZEFIGHTERS in a 3 minute bout.
MERCEDES overpowered VITO BERTOLDO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
JELLY BELLY overpowered COTTONBALL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
VORPAL BUNNY was subdued by TWIGGY RAMEIZ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
SHAWNEE slimly lost to NICK NACK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome match.
LEWIS ALBANESE was subdued by BOOZER in a action packed 1 minute fight.
FIREHYDRANT DEFILER was narrowly defeated by BALISONG in a popular 5 minute match.
RAIN MAN was handily defeated by ACCURSED COMMUNION in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LEAD BELLY was overpowered by EDWARD ALLWORTH in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
JABBER HOGAN overpowered FEELING MINNESOTA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
MANTRA beat BOWEN in a 2 minute bout.
ANNIE DUKE was overcome by PROPANE TORCH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
ROADRUNNER FLY was handily defeated by ASP in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS was narrowly defeated by SLITHER in a 2 minute duel.
BINGE N PURGE overpowered BREWERY DEATH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
LUNKPOOF demolished MURDEROUS THRUST in a action packed 1 minute gory mismatched bout.
INKED PIG vanquished CHAINSAW VIGILANTE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided struggle.
RANCID WAIF handily defeated LEAPS INTO THE AIR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ARDSHEAL devastated MIKE COLALILLO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched bout.
MANNY LEHMAN was demolished by THE KING in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
KAMIN demolished REUNITED in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
LIFE IS GOOD demolished TOBEORNOTTOBE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
EMERALD TWIST was narrowly defeated by PIMP POTENTIAL in a 1 minute bout.
GRAPE APE handily defeated SEYMORE GUTTS in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
ITALIAN STALLION bested DROXINE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gruesome fight.
DIAL M FOR MEAT overpowered GOD OF THUNDER in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
FRANKLIN E. SIGLER was demolished by FINGER SANDWICH in a 1 minute uneven bout.
EXPENDABLE YOUTH savagely defeated ED WOOD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
BRAK bested CHOPPED RABBIT in a popular 2 minute conflict.
GREASESPOT vanquished BENNIE ADKINS in a action packed 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
SLAP HAPPY was narrowly defeated by DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY in a 3 minute bout.
JOY OF LOSING defeated LIL JOHNNY in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
PERCY QUIN 24 slimly won victory over CHECK MATE FOOL in a popular 4 minute brawl.
ANDRES won victory over PRAWN STAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
RED SPECIAL demolished GIRL SCOUT COOKIE in a popular 2 minute one-sided match.
CHANGING BUFFALO overpowered SIS BOOM BAA in a popular 1 minute mismatched struggle.
PHOENIX vanquished HOFFA WITH HAIR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
WET SNUB was demolished by FISH TACO in a 1 minute uneven fray.
PLYOMETRICS viciously subdued ABCESS in a action packed 2 minute bloody bout.
STRAP ON savagely defeated GZA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory conflict.
CYCLOTRON PAJAMAS overpowered BRUSSEL SPROUTS in a 1 minute mismatched struggle.
NAS IS COMING lost to LOCKED AND LOADED in a action packed 1 minute match.
CEREBUS HIMSELF subdued BERLIN in a exciting 1 minute fray.
LEPER MESSIAH viciously subdued FRANK BURKE in a popular 2 minute brutal competition.
METRON overpowered GEORGIA SAM in a exciting 4 minute one-sided bout.
THEYCALLME THEHUNTER devastated SSSKAH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
CARELESS BEAR savagely defeated TOSSED SALAD in a 2 minute gory brawl.
ODDLY ELEGANT was narrowly defeated by AMBEERDEXTROUS in a exciting 5 minute battle.
PARAGON ORCA won victory over BERTHOLD in a exciting 6 minute battle.
ODB overpowered VENOM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
DISSIDENT murdered 8TH ATTEMPT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
56TH AND WABASHA overpowered ZEDS DEAD BABY in a 1 minute uneven competition.
21STCENTURY SKITZOID devastated ABU JR. in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
RALPH NEPPEL overpowered ERNIE BIRDSLAYER in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROBERT OWENS overpowered T'HIGH UCANT SUSTAIN in a popular 3 minute one-sided fray.
E-X subdued CEYLON in a popular 1 minute fray.
BERYL NEWMAN demolished PARTIES AT ADAM'S in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
DADDY BEAR was handily defeated by SOFT 'N CHEWY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
THAI CHILI lost to TRIED2LUVUTRIED2OWNU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
HELP ON THE WAY savagely defeated LADY GODIVA in a exciting 6 minute brutal fight.
POOR OLD TOM handily defeated 20TH CENTURY FOX in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOBBS was savagely defeated by EVERYONE WANTS SOME in a 2 minute bloody competition.
KI was devastated by WEBBED RYME in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
JOSE VALDEZ was demolished by EERIEST EXPECTATION in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG narrowly defeated RICOCHET RABBIT in a 2 minute match.
KIERA overcame QUEEN OF COOL in a popular 5 minute gruesome bout.
ERNEST R. KOUMA was handily defeated by BUSHSUCKSTOADIE in a 1 minute uneven match.
GENERAL POL savagely defeated SMOKEHEAD in a popular 3 minute brutal duel.
JENICOR was handily defeated by CAUSTIC MACAROON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LOKI savagely defeated HAPPY-GO-LINTY in a action packed 2 minute bloody fight.
DOMINATUS NON VIZ devastated DESOLACE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
STALINGRAD devastated MESSIAH in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
BEEMO beat DEE AY in a 1 minute fight.
GOKU overpowered GIBSON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
INANNA demolished HRUNTLING in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
CRIMSON TEARS was viciously subdued by BWUCE REE in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
DEMOLISHER was overpowered by BALLWIPE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SHAPELESS PURIST was overpowered by HEISENBERG in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HUNGRY PEASANT bested BLACK GUARD in a popular 1 minute duel.
KNOWLEDGE was demolished by CAPTAIN MAGMA in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
GRATITUDE was assassinated by PINKY SWEAR in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
GWAR was handily defeated by YOUNG BLOOD in a 1 minute gory uneven brawl.
FREIZA was devastated by KNIGHT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
IMTOOSEXY was devastated by SAM BYCK in a action packed 1 minute mismatched battle.
MUD KING demolished YMIR BLOODRAVEN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
MY-RE slimly won victory over PANTERA in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
GILGAMESH was overpowered by WC in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
ISSOLAN SMILE was demolished by REBECCA RAVEN in a 1 minute uneven contest.
SUBATOMIC PASTE demolished HAMBURGER TRAIN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ONION RINGS was overpowered by DRAUGHT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MICKEY SLIM was vanquished by TIMBER WALKER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PATRICK BATEMAN was viciously subdued by WOLVERINE in a exciting 2 minute conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                     126         PARRY-RIPOSTE    127 -  88 -  0      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                 108         PARRY-LUNGE      115 - 101 -  1      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   45         LUNGING ATTACK   583 - 527 -  7      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 34         TOTAL PARRY      136 - 124 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     27         AIMED BLOW       632 - 619 -  5      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 27         WALL OF STEEL    202 - 210 -  3      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   22         SLASHING ATTACK  126 - 152 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     22         BASHING ATTACK    79 - 102 -  1      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  20         PARRY-STRIKE      40 -  56 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         STRIKING ATTACK  132 - 191 -  1      41  |

Turn 782 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  7     LUNGING ATTACK    53 - 55         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       16 - 11     PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  5         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK   15 - 12     STRIKING ATTACK   15 - 19         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        69 - 57     WALL OF STEEL     19 - 26         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        8 - 14     
                              BASHING ATTACK     6 - 14     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SERPENTITO 36-7542         41  33  0  238 SERPENTS HOLD (5958)
LUNGING ATTACK   WAY TOO CUTE 82-32711      55  23  0  387 12/19/04A (5895)
STRIKING ATTACK  RUPTURE 99-3463            73  33  5  378 BLOOD GANG (6133)
SLASHING ATTACK  ONE MIC 36-7580            65  26  1  309 STILLMATIC (6297)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    POLLY 57-3469              39  14  0  275 THE MILKSOPS (4213)
TOTAL PARRY      ACID BATH 33-7373          60  31  1  267 DEATH PENALTY (5362)
WALL OF STEEL    SAINTS 11-6248             61  32  0  264 BLACK COLOSSUS (6773)
BASHING ATTACK   CERES 99-3866              43  45  4  245 DODEKATHEON (6315)
PARRY-STRIKE     JASON VOORHEES 97-4408     42  34  6  232 DERANGED 21 (6211)
PARRY-LUNGE      REVANENT 15-4770           63  33  3  229 BLOODSWORN (5381)

The overall popularity leader is SLAP HAPPY 60-6031.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BUDDERCUP 60-5967.  The ten other most popular fighters were HOLY SCHLITZ 
41-4052, BLIND BLAKE 6-6814, FIREHYDRANT DEFILER 41-4475, SAMI 82--9493, TYRE 
31-3713, PICAPEPPA 84-32086, DROXINE 56-4298, ODDLY ELEGANT 9-5624, BERTHOLD 83-314, 
and SLAP HAPPY 60-6031.

The least popular fighter this week was DEN'S FAVORITE 33-3581.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ACORN 63-3097, MICKEY SLIM 81-2144, ONION RINGS 81-1684, 
IMTOOSEXY 52-3759, GWAR 2-6074, SHAPELESS PURIST 84--9502, GIBSON 81-2381, MESSIAH 
1-7607, DESOLACE 36-7921, and ZEDS DEAD BABY 81-1258.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  5 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  4 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  5 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  4 0  CALEAM(26)           2  1 0  ANDOR(57)            2  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             2  5 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            5  5 1  LAPUR(29)            1  4 0  ARADI(60)            3  3 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  2 0  IAYE(30)             3  1 0  JURINE(61)           3  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  4 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  3 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  0 1  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            3  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         3  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            3  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   8  3 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  3 0  
ZUKAL(9)             4  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  2 0  TARRGIR(66)          2  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           5  5 0  JHANS(36)            2  6 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       6  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        4  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           4  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        4  3 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  1 0  ZENSU(40)            2  4 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  4 0  
TOBIR(14)            4  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  6 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          3  3 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         4  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  8 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  0 0  DWES EG(82)         23 24 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  7 0  ARDIVENT(46)         2  2 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       4  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      27 30 1  
SEAM(20)             1  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  1 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     2  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           9  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   5  6 0  
SOLVEN(22)           3  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     5  3 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  KHALHUMS(53)         0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  4 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      7  4 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRATER FACE 1-8340          75  50  0  236  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359      121  94  0  219  CREAM OF THE SLOP (2065)   NIANIA
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675       116 142  1  286  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 THE UPTIGHT MAN 4-6857      40  10  0  287  OUT OF PROZAC (6386)       JHELUM
 WATSON 5-5132               55  76  0  239  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296          49  19  1  261  MACHINES OF WAR (6443)     TRANSEL
 FINGER SANDWICH 7-6437      18   4  0  189  SHEWISH PICNIC (6453)      BONSUR
 RANCID WAIF 8-4413         120  73  0  205  HAPLESS WAIF (5949)        ARKERS
 OCTAVIUS 9-4084             65  46  1  250  RED FURY (3475)            ZUKAL
 ADDAI 10-5951               79  72  1  236  SERPENTS HOLD! (6096)      KOLACT
 LOBOROACH 11-2587           34  28  0  271  AARDVARK & CO. (465)       ARUAK CITY
 BANDIT 12-3231              42  17  1  207  BLACK TIDE (3072)          RIZTAB
 BOOZER 13-5407              78  73  1  195  DA BULLS (6024)            DULLENS
 ITALIAN STALLION 14-4399    61  64  0  214  FOREIGN LEGION (5424)      TOBIR
 REVANENT 15-4770            63  33  3  229  BLOODSWORN (5381)          MALCORN
 GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS 16-5456    57  58  2  188  MUSCLE MEN 3 (6205)        WILLAF
 GABOGOOL 17-7308            43  41  2  184  STORMY'S TROOPERS I (6366) ALJAFIR
 JOSH 18-9109                59  74  0  225  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           55  31  1  227  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (6310)   ZUWAYZA
 LOKI 20-218                 22  10  1   97  DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (6907 SEAM
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182         50  57  1  249  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
 KINKY MCKINK 22-6463        29   7  1  237  THE SAVAGE KINKS (6372)    SOLVEN
 HANGMAN 23-1076             52  26  1  200  FACES OF DEATH (905)       TI
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103     185 118  1  323  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 DMX 25-5675                 62  33  2  283  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN
 IMAGINATION 26-4975         47  30  0  226  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (6397)   CALEAM
 WASTELAND WARLORD 28-3594   25  19  0   98  NORTHERN BADLANDS (6789)   MORYA
 WHISPER 29-1555             98  71  3  200  THE TAKEN (1122)           LAPUR
 HIGH POINTS 30-4958         32  30  1  184  HER BEST ASSETS (5880)     IAYE
 DROKK 31-4014               53  47  2  236  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (6375) CHIMLEVTAL
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370   56  39  0  200  COLLEGE RADIO (6373)       ARVAT
 ACID BATH 33-7373           60  31  1  267  DEATH PENALTY (5362)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 FIXED DRINK 35-4529         39  20  0  201  FOOT OF PRIDE (6442)       MURSKA
 SERPENTITO 36-7542          41  33  0  238  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
 DUSK 38-2887               110  59  0  255  SOUL WARRIORS (1586)       CLIFFHOME

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK GUARD 39-3667         27  17  1   56  DARQUE ANGELS (5545)       XOCHITHLAN
 CHOOSE GOOSE 40-4592        25  14  2  196  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947        64  55  0  219  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (6168)    KATI-TEI
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631         44  86  1  162  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (6209 RODEKI
 ( ) 43-3593                 51  20  1  308  FEARLESS LOSERS (6232)     VEASTIAN
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567       98  98  0  213  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 JIMI HENDRIX 46-4251        60  40  0  364  THE 27 CLUB (6215)         ARDIVENT
 FROSTY 47-7332              40  35  0  240  FAST FOOD (6460)           NORTH FORK
 CLEVER 50-2192              84  58  2  203  RANDOM BLADES (4450)       SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        63  72  1  162  COLLEGE RADIO (6502)       TRICORUS
 ABU JR. 52-2284             26  30  1  133  THE CHOSEN ONES (6663)     FRATSFA
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040         55  32  0  200  EXCELLENT TUNES (3158)     KHALHUMS
 MOD COD 55-2638            259 187  4  282  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 KULGAN 56-4268              71  58  3  248  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 POLLY 57-3469               39  14  0  275  THE MILKSOPS (4213)        ANDOR
 HOFFA WITH HAIR 59-2297     32  18  0  167  IMPROVED ILLUSION (6036)   ILLIS
 BIGGLES 60-6032            137 120  1  223  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373     56  87  4  227  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
 INFERNO 62-4581             37  27  1  252  DISASTERS (6009)           VALAMANTIS
 SLITHER 63-2852             74  70  2  201  SERPENTS HOLD 113 (6059)   AMEN-TEI
 XYLOID 65-7141              47  50  2  215  SCRABBLE (6326)            DAL SHANG
 GINI 66-3117                82  90  0  273  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 AFTERSHOCK 71-294           55  41  0  198  SLAMMA JAMMA (6170)        KYR'TERR
 SIMABU 72-4426              59  50  0  191  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 TERRY SEYMOUR 74-4284       31  29  0  240  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 XAVIER 75-2071              62  39  2  215  RUNEBLADES (6293)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 TAKANOHANA 77-2569          80  42  0  198  SUMO BASHO (6043)          MAZGOURRAH
 ROGAR THORFIN 78-2255       77  63  5  218  DOMINATION (4121)          LIN TIRIAN
 FISH TACO 81-1687           51  80  1  196  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 WAY TOO CUTE 82-32711       55  23  0  387  12/19/04A (5895)           DWES EG
 BERTHOLD 83-314             61  80  2  172  SUDDENLY, THE VAN (6114)   TELORINTHE
 MICRO 84--23387             30   6  1  303  BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT (6688) BLACKSTONE
 BEEMO 85-9960                9   0  1   87  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6912)    JASPER GULCH
 PORTLY NEPOTIST 96-3104     50  45  4  234  TO DIE FOR 2 (5780)        OLD VALAMANTIS
 ANTON CHIGURH 97-3183      113  40  6  376  DERANGED 6 (5782)          SHADOW GROVE
 MIKE COLALILLO 98-2381      27  33  6  175  MEDAL OF HONOR 7 (6513)    SYVYN'S HILL
 RUPTURE 99-3463             73  33  5  378  BLOOD GANG (6133)          SOUTH RIDGE