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Date   : 05/23/2017    Duedate: 06/05/2017

TALAHYA ARENA

DM 100    TURN 800

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-BERK 25/7065         165   87   0 65.5      STREET PIZZA 18/786
  2 SATAN'S BBQ 29/7072  126   77   1 62.1      LINTAPALOOZA 98/6900
  3 BIG BAD 7/4401       832  541  11 60.6      OUT OF PROZAC 4/6386
    VEGGIES 3/5063                              TEMPE II III 84/6739
    SHEPHERDS 18/1774                           4-LETTER PIZZA 84/6160
    BASH BROS CARS 25/6202                      HALLOWEENIE II 84/6705
    BASH BROS PARK 47/6306                      HAPPY SPRING V 84/6881
    BASH BROS TAXI 29/6571                      MADE WITH MEAT 85/7044
    BB INFOMERCIAL 72/6955                      TUM'S ALL STARS 84/7041
    MIGHTY MORALS II 1/5889                     GOOD FLAVORS III 84/7058
    NEXT GENERATION 18/4678                     HOUSE OF CARDS 3 82/6595
    BASH BROS LAWYER 72/6426                    ORLANDO BOUND II 84/6840
    BASH BROS MICROSOFT 72/6466                 STREET PIZZAD IX 82/6834
  4 BAD GIRLS 63/5941   4666 3127  81 59.9      STREET PIZZAD XX 82/6691
    DISASTERS 62/6009                           BLESS US, EVERYONE 82/6686
    THE BEARS 10/5983                           THE ORLANDO MOB 17 84/6937
    CHURCH LADIES 7/5801                        NAMED BY MARK XXIII 84/6814
    GENTLE THINGS 19/7048                       DA ORLANDO MOB XXIII 84/6989
    HER BEST ASSETS 30/5880                   7 RED SCARE 22/7075   1932 1438  16 57.3
  5 F 29/6767           2299 1624  15 58.6      TEAM FLOYD 38/741
    NO 11 62/7074                               DODEKATHEON 99/6315
    WHAT? 38/6683                               COLLEGE RADIO 32/6373
    011312F 84/6485                             COLLEGE RADIO 51/6502
    011411L 84/6695                             MILE HIGH CLUB 46/6505
    012112N 84/6848                             ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/5189
    051410A 84/6747                             ARCANE GREATS MI 99/6189
    COOL GAMES 82/5822                          I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/6168
    SAUNA TIME 82/6536                          THE SAVAGE KINKS 22/6372
    SICK DAY 25 84/6961                         CSU COLLEGE RADIO 40/6438
    BRAIN FOOD 9 82/6390                        INK & STEEL RETRO 15/6155
    FTF15 JULY 7 85/7060                        THE MOTHERSHIP AH 60/6503
    GREAT TEAM 3 85/6951                        THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/6310
    GREAT TEAM 9 85/6977                        THE MOTHERSHIP IV 82/6220
    TO DIE FOR 2 96/5780                        UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/6298
    GREAT TEAM 11 85/7004                       VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/6397
    4-LETTER TUMS' 35/6980                      INK & STEEL FOREVER 6/6182
    DEADLY STEPS F3 96/6214                     ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/6514
    SUPER STARS R US 1/6567                   8 DOGMA 85/6910       1293  978  15 56.9
    ADVENTURE TIME 2 40/6201                    SALADS 82/5201
    ADVENTURE TIME 2 85/6912                    BELOW PAR 82/6744
    ADVENTURE TIME 3 41/6828                    ORCCON THUGS 4/5021
    GLORIOUS TEAM #16 16/6893                   THIRSTY THUGS 10/3299
    KILLER MACHINES F2 96/6817                  THIRSTY THUGS 20/6844
    KILLER MACHINES-F3 98/6898                  BAD NEWS BEERS 84/6942
    TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 65/7047                  WICKED MARTYRS 81/6615
    TMM EXPERIMENTS 73 17/7050                  99 OF 100 USERS 84/6993
    ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE 84/6903                 BLOODMOON GUILD 75/3323
  6 MY TCS 82/7037      2888 2059  31 58.4      FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 82/6392
    2012 XIV 84/6842                            THIRSTY THUGS 705 82/6932
    PHILLY X 84/6758                            THIRSTY THUGS 0415 82/6783
    DOODS III 84/6935                           THIRSTY THUGS 1308 84/6787
    EX-PHILLIS 82/6684                          MY FAVORITE THINGS 3 84/6975
    APRIL 12 II 84/6777                       9 NUTS! 63/6792       2275 1749  29 56.5

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    R-E-S-P-E-E 82/6930                         MUNCHIES 84/6482
    DECEIVERS 51/6753                           DOMINATION 78/4121
    SURPRISE! 82/6931                           DERANGED 21 97/6211
    REALITY TV 11/6369                          DERANGED 24 99/6316
    IT IS KNOWN 43/6867                         DERANGED 26 99/6714
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                        SILENT KINGS 82/5672
    WHYILOVEGOLF 84/6994                        TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477
    MY TEEN YEARS 84/6520                       ROOKIE PINK 1 82/6539
    SECRET TRYSTS 84/6920                       CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503
    BAD INTENTIONS 82/6349                      DEADLY HACKERS 82/6236
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899
    PUB CRAWLERS 5 84/7046                      ROOKIE HALEN 9 84/6641
    BLOODY MUMMERS! 97/6818                     TRIBAL COUNCIL 82/6745
    I MEAN BUSINESS 84/6468                     STONED ROOKIES 14 82/6095
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     STONED ROOKIES 33 82/6583
    MISSION: EARTH! 17/6953                  19 HOPEFULS 82/6681     204  188   1 52.0
    HIGHSCHOOL HEROES 84/7051                   RESTRICTIONS 82/6616
 10 WE GOT GAME 46/6552   37   29   0 56.1   20 SCRABBLE 65/6326    1122 1076   8 51.0
    YUPPIE HORDE 1/6872                         TREXTRAS 56/6422
    STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/6547                   TECHNOLOGY 5/1778
 11 PAYBACK 96/7012      791  633  11 55.5      OTTO'S DINER 81/5803
    TEAM TOONS 47/6968                          OTTOMAN EMPIRE 32/6526
    SORE LOSERS 21/3715                         EXPLODING SHEEP 84/6300
    THE MILKSOPS 57/4213                        NOTHING BUT DIP 82/6535
    FEARLESS LOSERS 43/6232                  21 MOH 33/6574         4549 4412  29 50.8
    BENTSWORDS BUNCH 66/2469                    MUSCLE MEN 21/6335
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/2065                    MUSCLE MEN 3 16/6205
    HOPELESS DREAMERS 51/6998                   MEDAL OF HONOR 30/6572
 12 DREAMTIME 60/5618    853  709   8 54.6      MEDAL OF HONOR 74/6355
    7TH SANCTUM 3/6944                          MEDAL OF HONOR 82/5824
    THE BIZZLE 82/6299                          THE BAD BUNNIES 4/1722
    7TH SANCTUM 13/6357                         MEDAL OF HONOR 4 99/5990
    BROKEN HALO 74/6859                         MEDAL OF HONOR 5 97/6073
    THE COMMODORES 81/6851                      MEDAL OF HONOR 5 99/6713
 13-FULL TILT 58/2794    111   93   1 54.4      MEDAL OF HONOR 7 98/6513
    OMINOUS REIGN 51/1146                       MEDAL OF HONOR 9 96/6412
 14 FURRY FURY 11/5840   547  463   7 54.2      MEDAL OF HONOR A1 2/6000
    KAOS 11-06 84/6365                          MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 6/6564
    SMELLS LIKE FROG 4/6843                     OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
    BATTLE FROGS 12-13 7/6673                   FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
    BATTLE FROGS 01-14 61/6824                  MEDAL OF HONOR J3 63/5723
    BATTLE FROGS 03-13 51/6562                  MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 40/6534
    BATTLE FROGS 12-15 43/6490                  MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 78/6434
 15 WAR ZONE 21/6827     462  396   7 53.8      MEDAL OF HONOR 104 22/6481
    GASTROPUB 32/6795                           MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 84/6077
    CLUB CULTURE 60/4637                        MEDAL OF HONOR A10 82/6193
    ARCANE BLUNDER 5/6956                       MEDAL OF HONOR A11 56/6449
    INANIMATE TOFU 18/2769                      MEDAL OF HONOR B11 60/6497
    ALTERNATE REALITY 65/6970                22 IMPORTANT 12/7031    624  630   5 49.8
 16 KNIGHTS OF  56/1481  141  122   3 53.6      GOOD TIMES 84/6731
    SPNSH INQUISITION 62/1621                   LES MENTORS 17/6876
 17 SEA DOGS 18/1460    1378 1218  13 53.1      THE MENTORS 10/1444
    DUNGEON CELL 5/6563                         THE MENTORS 18/6578
    DUNGEON CELL 10/6771                        FROM THE 80'S 9/6873
    SHEWISH CANDY 38/6488                       MENTOR BLISS 14/6626
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/6453                       MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/6723
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/7066                      THE MENTORS GORE 22/6657
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/6183                      MASTERS OF MELODY 21/6433
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/6144                      THE MENTORS' TOY BOX 10/6272
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/6415                   23 BLACK TIDE 12/3072   105  106   0 49.8
    SHEWISH DELICACIES 15/6677                  FACES OF DEATH 23/905
 18 FANTASIA 1/4914     3207 2966  29 52.0      FACES OF DEATH 25/1092
    ON A ROLL 82/6339                           CELESTIAL WRATH 21/6724

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    DERANGED 6 97/5782                          CLAN STEELHAMMER 57/2344
 24 DA BULLS 13/6024    1655 1683   9 49.6      LOITER SQUAD 84/6941
    WOTB A24 82/7062                            MEN OF STEEL 56/4093
    MMMM BEER 13/6699                           PAID IN FULL 84/6696
    MMM BEER!! 13/6546                          THE RUNAROUND 2/6437
    U PAY I SLAY 5/6553                         BODY OF MUSIC 17/6463
    SERPENTS HOLD 2/5939                        FOOT OF PRIDE 35/6442
    U PAY I SLAY 62/6964                        GOTTA SERVE 2 84/6943
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/5921                       MADE YOU LOOK 19/7064
    SERPENTS HOLD 26/6243                       MOTHER'S MILK 84/7059
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/5958                       TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/6803
    SERPENTS' HOLD 1/6396                       BLACK AND BLUES 6/6227
    SERPENTS' HOLD 3/6111                       HIP HOP HEROES 18/6409
    SERPENTS HOLD! 10/6096                      IT WAS WRITTEN 84/6362
    SERPENTS' HOLD 10/6421                      ALLITERATE ARMY 13/6613
    SERPENTS' HOLD 15/6076                      WU-TANG FOREVER 14/6151
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/6467                      GREAT LAKES WEBL 84/6498
    U PAY I SLAY 2 84/6561                      IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/6530
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/6515                      THE MISEDUCATION 84/6974
    SERPENTS HOLD 113 63/6059                   FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/6556
    SERPENTS HOLD 200 47/6861                   INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/6209
 25 HEALTH ALT  98/4502   61   62   1 49.6   31 ALIBIS 84/6971       427  516   4 45.3
 26 SUPE FORCES 84/6839 1284 1313  14 49.4      80S MOVIES 84/7007
    SUPERIOR FORCES II 97/6819                  DEMONSPAWN 33/1275
 27 LIVING DEAD 29/7071   54   57   1 48.6      D.A. REJECTS 47/6735
 28 DIETIES AND 20/6907  378  409   6 48.0      DRAGON LORDS 10/1367
 29 SPACE ACTIO 72/3689  169  188   0 47.3      SUPER HEROES 30/6908
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/6375                 LOVELY LADIES 85/7026
 30 MMMP 84/7006        2076 2338  11 47.0      SPIRIT'S REALM 43/6949
    OBG! 47/6774                                BIG BANG THEORY 21/6947
    QUEEN 9/6441                                EXCELLENT TUNES 53/3158
    SAUCY 84/6444                               THING OF BEAUTY 14/7020
    B.I.G. 32/6499                              LUNATIC THOUGHTS 84/7069
    REVIEW 84/7070                              SPIRIT'S REALM 2 84/7013
    RUN DMC 1/6287                              SPIRIT'S SPIRITS 84/7043
    BALLERS 84/7068                             IT'S GOOD TO BE... 32/6752
    BIRDEMIC 84/6642                         32 DOOM BUNNIES 6/1578  125  153   0 45.0
    EPIC RAP 43/6402                            AARDVARK & CO. 11/465
    HAIR DAY 84/6813                         33 BIG LAKE GR 47/7076  128  159   1 44.6
    ILLMATIC 11/6682                         34 POWER LEGIO 16/5356   81  112   0 42.0
    PEARL JAM 4/6244                            FOREIGN LEGION 14/5424
    ARE YOU ? 22/6399                        35 JLG 16/7073           26   38   0 40.6
    BIG SHOTS 28/6965                        36 THE SNAPPER 33/7077   14   22   0 38.9
    BLUE NOTE 12/6204                        37 CASTAWAYS 65/5749    666 1067   3 38.4
    CRITICALS 75/6106                           SUDDENLY, THE VAN 83/6114
    HURRICANE 84/7029                        38 GARBAGE PAI 42/6852   24   39   0 38.1
    NEVERMIND 84/6756                        39 HOUSE JHEREG 35/138   64  107   0 37.4
    AL BUMS II 84/6451                          ALMOST EXACTLY 29/349
    AL BUMS IX 84/6749                          CRACKED REAR VIEW 21/7014
    BLOOD GANG 99/6133                       40 CATS 82/5959        2236 3961  19 36.1
    BOMB SQUAD 66/3779                          FOOD 81/6172
    HERO BLUES 84/6864                          MEDS 43/4924
    HIGHWAY 61 84/6612                          BULLIES 84/6142
    STILLMATIC 36/6297                          EMETICS 45/5033
    COUNTRY PIE 74/6458                         MEANIES 84/6256
    DELTA BLUES 30/4115                         HALFWITS 84/6147
    LAZY SUNDAY 41/6524                         THE CITY 12/4918
    MASS EFFECT 84/6565                         STRIPPERS 82/5996
    SAY MY NAME 25/6165                         BUMS 'R' US 60/4507
    SUMMERTEETH 33/6292                         HAPLESS WAIF 8/5949
    UNNAMEABLES 60/6153                         PARTY GEEKS 74/4925
    WEBL GREATS 84/6483                         JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683
    BATTLE OF LA 84/6904                        TEENY BOPPERS 84/6164

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    ENTER THE WU 84/6484                        CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917
 41 AVENGERS 31/2153     118  226   1 34.3      THE ELITE 60/6740
    HUCKLE'S CATS 20/7024                       DEAD LEGENDS 21/6866
    BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/5243                      THE SOVEREIGN 42/6693
    LORDS OF CHAOS 20/2215                   43 LADIES OF QU 7/7067    3   15   0 16.7
 42 APOKOLIPS 75/6888     18   62   1 22.5

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

     "Let's go catch ourselves a monster."
     My-re of the Health Alteration Squad stable stood holding a torch on the shore of 
Willow Beach on the Isle of the Eye.  The scent of seaweed and algae was in the breeze 
of the nighttime air.  The tuxedo colored were-cat Ssskah of the Castaway stable stood 
next to her.  The crunching of rocks proceeded the voice of Lady Sheila Greywand 
emanating from the nighttime gloom.
     "For a beach, this is rather rocky," Sheila commented, emerging from the darkness 
to join them.  Across her chest she wore a dark-brown, hardened leather breastplate, 
which was probably boiled a dozen or more times.  It had a sheen to it and likely even 
the sharpest of spears would have had difficulty penetrating it.  Strategically placed 
leather sections also protected her shoulders and forearms.  Her black boots were of 
the same material with an additional protective portion extending past her knees to 
the middle of her thighs, but the back of her legs remained exposed to allow free 
movement.  Underneath the armor was a garment of the finest black silk that wouldn't 
tear easily.   A simple wand was housed in a case off her belt, which she periodically 
touched, as if to ensure it was still there.
      "Lady Greywand, the dinghy is ready to take us to the Nightie.  The contingent 
of Lord Protectors have already boarded," Ssskah purred and pointed to the lighted 
trireme in the distance on the lake.  Sheila looked at the rowboat with its faded 
paint and fraying boards.  A little water had accumulated in the bottom.  Her brow 
crinkled in aversion and surprise.  Ssskah continued, "Apologies, as the tide won't 
come in for a few hours.  We'll have to meet the Nightie on the lake."
     My-re waived her torch back and forth as an indication to the crew that Sheila 
had arrived.  She caught a flash of fire coming from the Nightie and a moment later a 
plume of smoke burst a short distance away.  Tim the Enchanter of the Knights of Ni 
stable emerged from the cloud about waist deep in the water.
     Tim looked around in surprise, snorted loudly, and slushed through the lake to 
the shore.  Composing himself, he announced with great fanfare, "Lady of the Ice 
Garden, Witch of the Northern Waste, High Sorceress of Glacks Island, Lady of the 
Fire, the Enchantress of--"
     "Thank you Tim," Sheila said raising her hand and cutting off the litany.
     "There is no need for you to travel in this most ridiculous manner," Tim scoffed, 
gesturing to the rowboat.  "I shall bring you to your craft immediately, my Lady, with 
a simple incantation."
     My-re looked at the half-soaked mage and cringed inwardly at the prospect of Tim 
the Enchanter teleporting Lady Greywand safely and dry to the Nightie.
     A few heartbeats of silence passed before Sheila said, "Yes, your offer is most 
generous, but let us save your energy for battle with the lake beast.  Besides, it has 
been some time since I traveled by ferry and I am now looking forward to the 
experience."
     "As my Lady wishes," Tim said, bowing.  He then nudged in front of My-re and 
Ssskah and lent his hand to help Sheila board the boat. 
     My-re rolled her eyes and lit two sconces on either side of the craft for light.  
She and Ssskah then pushed the laden craft into the water and hopped in.  Tim talked 
in hushed whispers to Sheila.  He noticed My-re watching him and motioned for the two 
women to start rowing.  He did not give any indication he was going to help.
     Using two oars, they began to row toward the Nightie.  As they approached the 
waiting craft Sheila said, "Let Captain Phetmolge know I want to set sail as soon as 
he is ready."
     Ssskah responded, "Of course.  Is everyone aboard?"
     My-re added, "I noticed Spymaster Timshard wasn't on the Nightie.  He seems very 
concerned about your well-being.  Should we wait for him?  Did you tell him you were 
leaving?"
     "I am Lady Sheila Greywand.  I do not have to tell *him* anything."

                                    -- Skull Squadron and Health Alteration Squad
                                  Grimwood, manager
                                  See past My-re Warrior Spotlights from arena #100 at
                                  www.markgmanley.wixsite.com/duelmasters

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings, Talahyans!
     There were 44 challenges this cycle, including one Tournament Victor challenge.  
Altogether there were 206 fights.  Two people died.  This was better than last time, 
when there were just 205 fights and 37 challenges, but still two deaths.
     I (29-6065) (44-13-1,311) of F TV challenged GAD (18-9239) (107-82-1,409) of 
SHEPHERDS.  I devastated GAD in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.  Oh... 
using a pronoun as an arena name could be very confusing. Anyway, I is the arena's 
premier Aimed Blow.
     ( ) (43-3593) (68-20-1,564) of FEARLESS LOSERS fought CRAZED GOBLIN (82-9051) 
(246-163-4,290) of CLAN BLACKHAND.  ( ) slimly lost to CRAZED GOBLIN in an exciting 1 
minute bloody Title match.  And so, ( ) isn't the top Lunger anymore because Grazed 
Goblin is.  That's a relief, eh?  Crazed Goblin is much easier to pronounce.
     The top-ranked Parry-Riposte is Slap Yourself Silly.  JELLY BELLY (38-5063) (58-
41-1,213) of SHEWISH CANDY fought SLAP YOURSELF SILLY (21-4697) (106-72-0,323) of SORE 
LOSERS.  JELLY BELLY was viciously subdued by SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a 2 minute match.
     Almond Fisher is our highest ranked Wall of Steel.  ALMOND FISHER (99-2846) (79-
70-4,253) of MEDAL OF HONOR 4 fought BLACK DEATH (5-5364) (52-30-1,201) of DUNGEON 
CELL.  ALMOND FISHER bested BLACK DEATH in an action packed 1 minute bloody match.
     ANGEL CAKE (45-4737) (37-21-1,213) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought KATANA (31-6349) (46-
27-1,223) of AVENGERS.  ANGEL CAKE was vanquished by KATANA in an exciting 1 minute 
one-sided match.  Katana happens to be our top Slasher.
     Onuphre, as usual, is top Basher.  PATSI (56-2984) (36-19-0,219) of KNIGHTS OF NI 
challenged ONUPHRE (31-3385) (83-83-3,221) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U!. PATSI was 
devastated by ONUPHRE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
     The top Parry-Strike is Girl Scout Cookie.  GIRL SCOUT COOKIE (61-3633) (46-40-
1,223) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought LEWIS ALBANESE (40-4547) (36-43-0,210) of MEDAL OF 
HONOR Z1.  GIRL SCOUT COOKIE devastated LEWIS ALBANESE in a 5 minute one-sided fight.
     Do you eat your veggies?  The top Striker is Brussel Sprouts.  BRUSSEL SPROUTS 
(81-1688) (66-82-3,218) of FOOD fought DROKK (31-4014) (66-51-2,188) of WHAMMO & 
THUDDA 4U!.  BRUSSEL SPROUTS demolished DROKK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome 
one-sided duel.
     Katamari Damacy is our highest rated Total Parry.  HRUNTLING (1-8994) (26-10-
1,214) of SWEORDMASTERS challenged KATAMARI DAMACY (82-38613) (21-1-0,214) of COOL 
GAMES.  HRUNTLING was viciously subdued by KATAMARI DAMACY in a 3 minute Challenge 
brawl.
     And the last stylemaster, top Parry-Lunge, is Necrotica.  NECROTICA (82-4393) 
(37-37-2,194) of HOPEFULS fought RUN'S HOUSE (1-8735) (63-34-2,203) of RUN DMC.  
NECROTICA viciously subdued RUN'S HOUSE in an action packed 2 minute brutal fight.
     And now I shall mention the dead.  I'm glad to see they were both random matches 
and therefore presumably accidents.
     PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 (10-6386) (39-13-2,206) of DUNGEON CELL fought CUDA (74-4049) 
(30-15-1,162) of BROKEN HALO.  PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 killed CUDA in an action packed 1 
minute bout.
     TOSSED (82-13128) (19-9-0,200) of SALADS fought STALINGRAD (21-8259) (28-25-
1,157) of WAR ZONE.  TOSSED killed STALINGRAD in an action packed 1 minute 
competition.
     The overall popularity leader AND most popular fighter this turn is Slap Happy.  
SLAP HAPPY (60-6031) (102-171-1,198) of BUMS 'R' US fought METRON (72-3686) (95-65-
0,198) of SPACE ACTION 99.  SLAP HAPPY viciously subdued METRON in a crowd pleasing 6 
minute gory competition. Great fight, and that's why Mr. Happy is so popular.
     Well... I think that's about it.  So I'll see you in two weeks.  Meanwhile, I'm 
heading over to Willow Beach to watch the progress of the hunt for the lake monster.

                                          -- Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       247 163  4  320  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697 107  72  0  340  SORE LOSERS (3715)         SUNSET
 I 29-6065                    45  13  1  335  F (6767)                   LAPUR
 DMX 25-5675                  77  36  2  315  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN
-MARY ANN 7-6183              50  22  0  310  CHURCH LADIES (5801)       BONSUR
 ANNIE DUKE 82-49334          47  20  2  307  HOUSE OF CARDS 3 (6595)    DWES EG
 DAMION CORONA 82-24700       65  39  2  303  DEADLY HACKERS (6236)      DWES EG
 SPICY TRICEP 84-13301        36   9  0  298  051410A (6747)             BLACKSTONE
 KULGAN 56-4268               86  61  3  297  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 JOSH 18-9109                 64  86  0  296  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 KAMIN 14-4965                42  33  0  285  MENTOR BLISS (6626)        TOBIR
 MUSH 84-27306                22  10  0  284  4-LETTER PIZZA (6160)      BLACKSTONE
 ALMOND FISHER 99-2846        80  70  4  270  MEDAL OF HONOR 4 (5990)    SOUTH RIDGE
-MOLLY 51-2077                66  60  1  270  OMINOUS REIGN (1146)       TRICORUS
 TEST TUBE BABY 82-49949      38  24  1  269  STREET PIZZAD XX (6691)    DWES EG
 VULCAN 99-3864               61  43  4  263  DODEKATHEON (6315)         SOUTH RIDGE
 MY LITTLE GTO 47-7745        55  33  0  261  OBG! (6774)                NORTH FORK
 ROSS F. GRAY 78-2983         53  36  1  260  MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 (6434)   LIN TIRIAN
 RATTLER 56-4336              42  27  0  260  SERPENTS' HOLD (6467)      ROCANIS
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       52  37  0  254  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (6530)   KALTOS
 FLUKE 66-2710               120  82  1  251  BENTSWORDS BUNCH (2469)    TARRGIR
 PORTLY NEPOTIST 96-3104      66  47  4  251  TO DIE FOR 2 (5780)        OLD VALAMANTIS
 PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 10-6386   40  13  3  249  DUNGEON CELL (6771)        KOLACT
 MUD KING 56-4659             24   4  3  247  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 PINKY SWEAR 84-10329         23  14  1  247  SECRET TRYSTS (6920)       BLACKSTONE
 TREE TRUNKS 40-4601          37  24  1  243  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 KATANA 31-6349               47  27  1  242  AVENGERS (2153)            CHIMLEVTAL
 VENOM 36-7529                28  23  0  242  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              84  83  3  241  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (6375) CHIMLEVTAL
 BONHAM 21-7738               59  42  1  241  MASTERS OF MELODY (6433)   SUNSET
 LOBOROACH 11-2587            43  37  0  239  AARDVARK & CO. (465)       ARUAK CITY
-CONFUSION 58-4913            55  43  1  236  FULL TILT (2794)           DELARQ TOR
 SERPENTITO 36-7542           51  41  1  236  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
 GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633    47  40  1  236  SHEWISH BUFFET (6183)      JURINE
 BRUSSEL SPROUTS 81-1688      67  82  3  234  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 RALPH NEPPEL 40-4330         41  35  0  234  MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (6534)   ZENSU
 JASON VOORHEES 97-4408       52  42  6  233  DERANGED 21 (6211)         SHADOW GROVE
 ONE MIC 36-7580              82  27  1  232  STILLMATIC (6297)          JHANS
 CYCLOTRON PAJAMAS 84-27697   63  38  1  232  011312F (6485)             BLACKSTONE
 MOURNING ANGEL 84-21449      59  21  3  232  KAOS 11-06 (6365)          BLACKSTONE
 ADDAI 10-5951                89  80  1  231  SERPENTS HOLD! (6096)      KOLACT
 EMERALD TWIST 82-37689       56  60  1  230  THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6220)   DWES EG
 BERYL NEWMAN 30-4619         47  47  0  230  MEDAL OF HONOR (6572)      IAYE
 KATAMARI DAMACY 82-38613     22   1  0  230  COOL GAMES (5822)          DWES EG
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          134 140  2  229  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 GZA 84-27225                 65  35  0  229  ENTER THE WU (6484)        BLACKSTONE
 TOSSED 82-13128              20   9  1  228  SALADS (5201)              DWES EG
 BABY BLUE 5-5321             46  43  1  226  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (6530)   KALTOS
 ALIEN 22-7113                38  33  2  226  THE MENTORS GORE (6657)    SOLVEN
 VANGUARD 4-5966              70  70  0  225  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        53  48  1  225  FOOT OF PRIDE (6442)       MURSKA
 GEORGE PETERSON 74-4297      78  29  0  223  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 FENDER 22-7186               46  26  0  223  ARE YOU ? (6399)           SOLVEN
 FRANKLIN E. SIGLER 56-4408   44  46  0  223  MEDAL OF HONOR A11 (6449)  ROCANIS
 TERRY SEYMOUR 74-4284        41  37  0  223  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 ROGUE WAVE 18-10482          39  15  2  223  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HONEY BOO BOO 11-7645        62  46  3  222  REALITY TV (6369)          ARUAK CITY
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031          103 171  1  221  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 SIS BOOM BAA 84-19510        62  57  0  221  EXPLODING SHEEP (6300)     BLACKSTONE
 PROBLEM CHILD 1-8967         40  27  2  221  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 NECROTICA 82-4393            38  37  2  220  HOPEFULS (6681)            DWES EG
 FEDEX 84-19279               55  41  0  219  I MEAN BUSINESS (6468)     BLACKSTONE
 MACROS THE BLACK 56-4492     45  20  3  219  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 ALLAWALLA 60-9028            52  27  1  218  UNNAMEABLES (6153)         ARADI
 WOR 82-1001                  51  57  0  218  ON A ROLL (6339)           DWES EG
 KASPAROV 46-4450             37  24  2  218  WE GOT GAME (6552)         ARDIVENT
 GOLDEN ABERRATION 84-28577   26  12  2  218  012112N (6848)             BLACKSTONE
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675        131 145  1  217  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 EDWARD O'HARE 2-5461         63  45  0  217  MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (6000)   NIANIA
 TWITPIN 84-19066             56 107  1  217  MEANIES (6256)             BLACKSTONE
 POLLY 57-3469                54  17  0  217  THE MILKSOPS (4213)        ANDOR
 SOVEREYN 25-4870            108 131  0  216  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 TALON 46-3692                40  34  4  216  MILE HIGH CLUB (6505)      ARDIVENT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       131 102  0  215  CREAM OF THE SLOP (2065)   NIANIA
 HALFTIME 43-4816             68  40  1  215  EPIC RAP (6402)            VEASTIAN
 FROZBOZ 82-14622             64  31  2  214  FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 (6392)   DWES EG
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          54  39  1  214  LAZY SUNDAY (6524)         KATI-TEI
 CHILI CHEESE 82-19622        52  35  0  213  NOTHING BUT DIP (6535)     DWES EG
 CHOOSE GOOSE 40-4592         37  20  2  213  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 ESTRADA 82-31507             36  28  0  213  EX-PHILLIS (6684)          DWES EG
 THUNDERBIRD 82-30981         27  16  0  213  THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (6783)  DWES EG
 ARNOLD LAYNE 82-52842        20  13  0  213  ROOKIE PINK 1 (6539)       DWES EG
 WILD HORSES 82-46535         35  32  0  212  STONED ROOKIES 33 (6583)   DWES EG
 IMAGINATION 26-4975          56  39  0  211  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (6397)   CALEAM
 RUTHLESS 62-2250             29  19  2  211  SPNSH INQUISITION (1621)   VALAMANTIS
 THUNDER SNOW 61-3836         21   4  0  211  BATTLE FROGS 01-14 (6824)  JURINE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COBRA 3-7087                 86  81  0  210  SERPENTS' HOLD (6111)      OSKSI
 NAS IS COMING 84-26692       69  45  0  210  IT WAS WRITTEN (6362)      BLACKSTONE
 ( ) 43-3593                  68  21  1  210  FEARLESS LOSERS (6232)     VEASTIAN
 GODSLAYER 82-53475           40  30  1  210  BAD INTENTIONS (6349)      DWES EG
 ED-209 96-5273               22  19  3  210  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 THE WHITE WHALE 84-47164     21   8  1  210  GOTTA SERVE 2 (6943)       BLACKSTONE
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736       76  50  1  209  RUN DMC (6287)             MORDANT
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947         73  64  0  209  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (6168)    KATI-TEI
 TICKLE ME TIGER 11-7391      48  35  2  209  FURRY FURY (5840)          ARUAK CITY
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     68  39  0  208  SERPENTS' HOLD (6421)      KOLACT
 HANGMAN 23-1076              61  34  1  208  FACES OF DEATH (905)       TI
 LUCY 2-6090                  41  20  0  208  MENTOR DEMENTOR (6723)     NIANIA
 BALROG 10-3115               31   9  0  208  THE BEARS (5983)           KOLACT
 T TEBOW'S CONCUSSIO 84-12163 17  11  0  208  SUPE FORCES 0905 (6839)    BLACKSTONE
 URETHRA FRANKLIN 82-16581    14   9  1  208  R-E-S-P-E-E (6930)         DWES EG
 RANCID WAIF 8-4413          135  76  0  207  HAPLESS WAIF (5949)        ARKERS
 MC SHAN 18-10307             64  43  0  207  HIP HOP HEROES (6409)      TALCAMA
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720           61  38  0  207  QUEEN (6441)               ZUKAL
 THIRD COURSE 15-5338         49  21  0  207  SHEWISH DELICACIES (6677)  MALCORN
 COTTONBALL 4-6780            43  45  3  207  THE BAD BUNNIES (1722)     JHELUM
 NICK SEAFORT 21-7513         38  28  2  207  CELESTIAL WRATH (6724)     SUNSET
 GRAPE APE 82-34889           32  32  1  207  BRAIN FOOD 9 (6390)        DWES EG
 EERIEST EXPECTATION 84-31990 23  19  0  207  APRIL 12 II (6777)         BLACKSTONE
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           114 161  1  206  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 ROBERT PAULSON 25-5788       47  28  0  206  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN
 STRAP ON 10-5254             72  48  1  205  THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (6272)KOLACT
 JELLY BELLY 38-5063          58  42  1  205  SHEWISH CANDY (6488)       CLIFFHOME
 HILLARY 10-6261              52  47  0  205  THE MENTORS (1444)         KOLACT
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          44  48  1  205  SHEWISH PICNIC (6453)      BONSUR
 ABCESS 18-10356              47  45  1  204  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339           32  53  5  204  ARCANE BEACH DAY (5189)    SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNAPPING TURTLE 4-6512       74  78  0  203  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 RAIN MAN 18-8344             50  30  1  203  THE MENTORS (6578)         TALCAMA
 NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742        37  29  3  203  FACES OF DEATH (1092)      LYRATILAN
 LIFE IS GOOD 84-36076        30  25  0  203  AL BUMS IX (6749)          BLACKSTONE
 HRUNTLING 1-8994             26  11  1  203  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 MERCEDES 82-56033            82  95  0  202  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            73  63  0  202  BLACK AND BLUES (6227)     TRANSEL
 SAMI 82-56043                70 107  0  202  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    66  47  0  202  COLLEGE RADIO (6373)       ARVAT
 SKULLWUNNY 84-19084          55 108  2  202  TEENY BOPPERS (6164)       BLACKSTONE
 MURDEROUS THRUST 75-3562     51  18  7  202  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 PLYOMETRICS 84-31176         47  52  2  202  FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (6556)   BLACKSTONE
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            46  35  7  202  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (6514) SYVYN'S HILL
 RZA 84-38190                 43  20  1  202  ENTER THE WU (6484)        BLACKSTONE
 THE CHAMPION 9-5794          25   8  0  202  QUEEN (6441)               ZUKAL
 THE TERMINATOR 96-5313       19  22  4  202  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 FLITCHAK 65-3365             76 140  1  201  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 HANNIBAL LECTER 99-3922      61  33  5  201  DERANGED 24 (6316)         SOUTH RIDGE
 XYLOID 65-7141               52  63  2  201  SCRABBLE (6326)            DAL SHANG
 TEQUILA 28-5341              50  33  1  201  BIG SHOTS (6965)           MORYA
 JACK PENDELTON 74-4291       44  33  1  201  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 LEGACY 18-10584              38  22  0  201  THE MENTORS (6578)         TALCAMA
 NO SMOKING 82-625            37  26  5  201  RESTRICTIONS (6616)        DWES EG
 CRIKEY! 82-45396             21  14  0  201  SURPRISE! (6931)           DWES EG
 ACCURSED COMMUNION 82-1042   56  55  1  200  SILENT KINGS (5672)        DWES EG
 PRADUS 99-3707               52  34  4  200  ARCANE GREATS MI (6189)    SOUTH RIDGE
 OOZING MY MIND 84-50273      45  33  1  200  U PAY I SLAY 2 (6561)      BLACKSTONE
 MIC CHECK 84-42603           30  13  2  200  BATTLE OF LA (6904)        BLACKSTONE
 MAXIMILLIAN 96-5272          19  22  4  200  KILLER MACHINES F2 (6817)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 GAD 18-9239                 107  83  1  199  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 GINI 66-3117                 90 100  0  199  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         71  82  1  199  COLLEGE RADIO (6502)       TRICORUS
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      56  76  0  199  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BLACK DEATH 5-5364           52  31  1  199  DUNGEON CELL (6563)        KALTOS
 TWILO THUNDER 60-5225        42  32  1  199  THE MOTHERSHIP AH (6503)   ARADI
 MEET DEATH 18-4854           25  20  0  199  INANIMATE TOFU (2769)      TALCAMA
 MARTY MCFLY 9-5915           25  14  0  199  FROM THE 80'S (6873)       ZUKAL
 GREASESPOT 60-5964           87 166  0  198  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            59  45  1  198  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (6310)   ZUWAYZA
-THE UPTIGHT MAN 4-6857       51  15  0  198  OUT OF PROZAC (6386)       JHELUM
 KIERA 35-1646                43  37  1  198  HOUSE JHEREG (138)         MURSKA
 WET SNUB 84-32054            35  40  0  198  PHILLY X (6758)            BLACKSTONE
 CLICK STUPID LINKS 84-42122  24  17  0  198  99 OF 100 USERS (6993)     BLACKSTONE
 BEEMO 85-9960                19   8  1  198  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6912)    JASPER GULCH
 THONG RENAISSANCE 84-14786   18   7  1  198  THE ORLANDO MOB 17 (6937)  BLACKSTONE
 RATTLER 2-5654               87  90  0  197  SERPENTS HOLD (5939)       NIANIA
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       64  55  0  197  UNNAMEABLES (6153)         ARADI
 BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823       63  39  5  197  GREAT LAKES WEBL (6498)    BLACKSTONE
 KINKY MCKINK 22-6463         40  14  1  197  THE SAVAGE KINKS (6372)    SOLVEN
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243        35  44  5  197  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (6515)      SYVYN'S HILL
 SEYMORE GUTTS 5-5237         28  31  1  197  U PAY I SLAY (6553)        KALTOS
 WEIRD HAIRED FROG 7-6404     24  19  0  197  BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (6673)  BONSUR
 METRON 72-3686               95  66  0  196  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 NO BATHROOM 47-7764          86  31  2  196  BASH BROS PARK (6306)      NORTH FORK
 BARON BLOOD 25-1396          54  39  4  196  FACES OF DEATH (1092)      LYRATILAN
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737           37  22  1  196  SHEWISH BUFFET (7066)      STORMCROWE
 BERLIN 21-8161               36  29  2  196  WAR ZONE (6827)            SUNSET
 POPE BOB 82-43134            33  28  0  196  BLESS US, EVERYONE (6686)  DWES EG
 BEUFORD ANDERSON 84-28184    32  21  1  196  MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (6077)  BLACKSTONE
 HERITAGE 17-7710             30  12  0  196  LES MENTORS (6876)         ALJAFIR
 MGR HATES SL'ERS 43-4984     26  10  0  196  IT IS KNOWN (6867)         VEASTIAN
 DRY KEG 33-6679              87 187  1  195  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 JIMMY WIN 84-30898           52  44  3  195  BIRDEMIC (6642)            BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GEORGIA SAM 84-32938         50  46  0  195  HIGHWAY 61 (6612)          BLACKSTONE
 PRAWN STAR 81-2149           49  38  1  195  OTTO'S DINER (5803)        SHADOWSPIRE
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        45  55  2  195  THE RUNAROUND (6437)       NIANIA
 EDWARD ALLWORTH 63-2812      44  32  0  195  MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (5723)   AMEN-TEI
 MR. GHERKIN'S MERKIN 38-4993 36  13  0  195  WHAT? (6683)               CLIFFHOME
 LEWIS ALBANESE 40-4547       36  44  0  195  MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (6534)   ZENSU
 CHANGING BUFFALO 82-18031    28  24  1  195  TRIBAL COUNCIL (6745)      DWES EG
 STEAMING EARL 82-24992       27  17  0  195  SAUNA TIME (6536)          DWES EG
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          70  63  2  194  SHEWISH BUFFET (6144)      LIN TIRIAN
-FLAT TIRE 25-5557            66  25  0  194  BASH BROS CARS (6202)      LYRATILAN
 ROBERT OWENS 97-4199         54  80  3  194  MEDAL OF HONOR 5 (6073)    SHADOW GROVE
 LITTLE LION 13-5626          45  37  1  194  ALLITERATE ARMY (6613)     DULLENS
 CLARENCE B. CRAFT 60-8985    42  48  1  194  MEDAL OF HONOR B11 (6497)  ARADI
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567       106 108  0  193  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 FELAWESHIPE 25-4968          92 131  0  193  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 RUPTURE 99-3463              88  36  5  193  BLOOD GANG (6133)          SOUTH RIDGE
 PREDNIZONE 43-4298           86 155  2  193  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 BALISONG 22-6847             70  89  0  193  SERPENTS HOLD (5921)       SOLVEN
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           63  35  2  193  RUN DMC (6287)             MORDANT
 LOGAN 82-56039               60 117  1  193  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375        58  50  1  193  AL BUMS II (6451)          BLACKSTONE
 VITO BERTOLDO 82-41532       57  50  2  193  MEDAL OF HONOR (5824)      DWES EG
 SIERRA 13-5616               54  34  1  193  MMM BEER!! (6546)          DULLENS
 BANDIT 12-3231               52  25  1  193  BLACK TIDE (3072)          RIZTAB
 CLOTMUCK 84-19067            50 113  0  193  MEANIES (6256)             BLACKSTONE
 JACQUES LANTERN 84-25468     30  20  0  193  HALLOWEENIE II (6705)      BLACKSTONE
 BLINKY 18-2683              105 168  4  192  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
-BOWEN 15-5091                67  88  1  192  SERPENTS' HOLD (6076)      MALCORN
 REUNITED 14-4771             66  80  1  192  WU-TANG FOREVER (6151)     TOBIR
 WATSON 5-5132                64  85  0  192  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    63  88  0  192  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          57  58  2  192  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 LUNKPOOF 84-19085            53 110  1  192  TEENY BOPPERS (6164)       BLACKSTONE
 DISSIDENT 4-6672             52  77  3  192  PEARL JAM (6244)           JHELUM
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       50  76  4  192  SHEWISH BUFFET (6183)      JURINE
 INFERNO 62-4581              41  32  1  192  DISASTERS (6009)           VALAMANTIS
 HIGH POINTS 30-4958          40  34  1  192  HER BEST ASSETS (5880)     IAYE
 JMJ 1-9161                   38  36  1  192  RUN DMC (6287)             MORDANT
 BLK BEAST OF AAAAG 56-1251   38  26  1  192  KNIGHTS OF NI (1481)       ROCANIS
 ASP 47-7591                  36  28  0  192  SERPENTS HOLD 200 (6861)   NORTH FORK
 HI-TOP FADE 84-30902         34  45  0  192  HAIR DAY (6813)            BLACKSTONE
 ROBERT NETT 82-48793         73  58  0  191  MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (6193)  DWES EG
 SCALES 26-4934               68  56  0  191  SERPENTS HOLD (6243)       CALEAM
 WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583    59  38  1  191  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 DESMOND DOSS 6-6819          55  25  1  191  MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 (6564)   TRANSEL
 CEREBUS HIMSELF 11-2428      46  46  0  191  AARDVARK & CO. (465)       ARUAK CITY
 DIAL M FOR MEAT 84-34468     44  29  2  191  011411L (6695)             BLACKSTONE
-VIRUS 72-6547                35   9  2  191  BASH BROS MICROSOFT (6466) DRAGONHEAD
 ROONEY 84-35472              18  26  0  191  THIRSTY THUGS 1308 (6787)  BLACKSTONE
 HELL WEEK 3-6695            110 164  1  190  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 THE TICK 12-5659            100 136  0  190  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 PICAPEPPA 84-32086           56  42  0  190  SAUCY (6444)               BLACKSTONE
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091         49  42  2  190  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (6547)   ARVAT
-TALIB KWELI 42-4631          49  98  1  190  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (6209)RODEKI
 DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509   49  40  1  190  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401           43  44  0  190  BODY OF MUSIC (6463)       ALJAFIR
 PATSI 56-2984                36  20  0  190  KNIGHTS OF NI (1481)       ROCANIS
-TROLL 7-4624                 34  31  2  190  BIG BAD (4401)             BONSUR
 HELPER HAND 84-4344          19  11  1  190  DOODS III (6935)           BLACKSTONE
 CHERRY 82-56032              59 118  0  189  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038     38  24  1  189  NEVERMIND (6756)           BLACKSTONE
 GLOBULAR VENALITY 84-54215   25  28  2  189  SICK DAY 25 (6961)         BLACKSTONE
 AFTER 10 BEERS! 84-21651     23   8  2  189  ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE (6903) BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIMABU 72-4426               66  61  0  188  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 GALILEO 9-5706               52  56  5  188  QUEEN (6441)               ZUKAL
 DAISY 14-4967                49  33  0  188  MENTOR BLISS (6626)        TOBIR
 DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON 22-7050  40  50  1  188  MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (6481)  SOLVEN
 ANDERSON 84-30894            40  49  1  188  MASS EFFECT (6565)         BLACKSTONE
 TRAMP BACKSTOP 16-6362       25  18  1  188  GLORIOUS TEAM #16 (6893)   WILLAF
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      63  84  0  187  BLUE NOTE (6204)           RIZTAB
 ADDUCTOR MAGNUS 21-5922      54  57  0  187  MUSCLE MEN (6335)          SUNSET
 BENNIE ADKINS 3-7389         48  45  2  187  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372             47  35  2  187  COUNTRY PIE (6458)         DAYLA KIV
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 82-15624       22  29  0  187  STREET PIZZAD IX (6834)    DWES EG
 THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564      86 127  2  186  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 PINK STREAKER 51-5740        30  29  3  186  DECEIVERS (6753)           TRICORUS
 REPRESENT 11-7405            21   4  0  186  ILLMATIC (6682)            ARUAK CITY
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       47  52  4  185  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    60  51  0  184  ARE YOU ? (6399)           SOLVEN
 ICE KING 40-4507             30  27  1  184  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 PARAGON ORCA 13-5573         46  70  0  183  7TH SANCTUM (6357)         DULLENS
 ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497     41  50  0  183  ALMOST EXACTLY (349)       LAPUR
 TOMAS 56-749                 75 126  6  182  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 FISH TACO 81-1687            54  95  1  182  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          179 184  1  181  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 DROKK 31-4014                66  52  2  181  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (6375) CHIMLEVTAL
 SNACK FAIRY 84-24819         44  51  2  181  MUNCHIES (6482)            BLACKSTONE
 8TH ATTEMPT 82-11378         27  25  1  181  BELOW PAR (6744)           DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 12-5775   95 135  2  180  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 NO CHASER 33-6490            93 151  0  180  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 THE CURE 38-4085             59  47  1  180  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         59  52  0  180  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 THONKORON 84-19064           58 105  0  180  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       55  39  0  180  LAZY SUNDAY (6524)         KATI-TEI
 DROXINE 56-4298              43  69  0  180  TREXTRAS (6422)            ROCANIS
 CHARLES MURRAY, JR 33-8090   41  37  0  180  MOH (6574)                 NIATOLI ISLAND
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471   34  27  0  180  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (6438)   ZENSU
 JAMES BAXTER 41-4772         27  24  1  180  ADVENTURE TIME 3 (6828)    KATI-TEI
 JOSE VALDEZ 99-2858          23  26  5  180  MEDAL OF HONOR 5 (6713)    SOUTH RIDGE
 SONNY TERRY 30-3912          22  18  1  180  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 COCKROACH 82-47295           17  11  1  180  THIRSTY THUGS 705 (6932)   DWES EG
 GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS 16-5456     66  67  2  179  MUSCLE MEN 3 (6205)        WILLAF
 BOLPH 84-19060               52 111  1  179  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 HANAKO-SAN 25-5800           42  26  0  179  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN
 MESSIAH 1-7607               32  14  7  179  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     74  69  2  177  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 RICOCHET RABBIT 6-1782       31  22  2  177  DOOM BUNNIES (1578)        TRANSEL
 VORPAL BUNNY 6-1562          30  28  4  177  DOOM BUNNIES (1578)        TRANSEL
 SHIV 26-5006                 62  51  1  176  SERPENTS HOLD (6243)       CALEAM
 CART GIRLS 84-4992           17   6  1  176  WHYILOVEGOLF (6994)        BLACKSTONE
 BERTHOLD 83-314              66  93  2  175  SUDDENLY, THE VAN (6114)   TELORINTHE
 HOPTICAL ILLUSION 13-5655    38  30  0  175  MMMM BEER (6699)           DULLENS
 HOBBS 82-4649                36  30  1  175  RESTRICTIONS (6616)        DWES EG
 BOONE 10-3812                53  68  0  174  THIRSTY THUGS (3299)       KOLACT
-PSYCHEDELIC BLUR 84-13164    52  33  0  174  MY TEEN YEARS (6520)       BLACKSTONE
 CUDA 74-4049                 30  16  1  174  BROKEN HALO (6859)         DAYLA KIV
 MEGATRON 98-5287             15  16  4  174  KILLER MACHINES-F3 (6898)  SYVYN'S HILL
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442       39  55  0  172  LORDS OF CHAOS (2215)      SEAM
 RIGHT 84-40007               33  27  1  172  GOOD TIMES (6731)          BLACKSTONE
 BWUCE REE 14-4388            32  20  0  172  FOREIGN LEGION (5424)      TOBIR
 SLITHER 63-2852              81  81  2  171  SERPENTS HOLD 113 (6059)   AMEN-TEI
 ERNEST R. KOUMA 74-4416      44  48  2  171  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 COMFY CHAIR 62-2116          25  30  2  171  SPNSH INQUISITION (1621)   VALAMANTIS
 BREWERY DEATH 96-4159        52  67  3  170  DEADLY STEPS F3 (6214)     OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SKINNY PETE 32-5951          42  28  1  170  OTTOMAN EMPIRE (6526)      ARVAT
 THE SPOTLIGHT 60-6329        32  29  1  170  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 ITALIAN STALLION 14-4399     67  76  0  169  FOREIGN LEGION (5424)      TOBIR
 FLOPSY 4-6791                34  43  3  169  THE BAD BUNNIES (1722)     JHELUM
 MIKE COLALILLO 98-2381       33  45  6  169  MEDAL OF HONOR 7 (6513)    SYVYN'S HILL
 CAPTAIN MAGMA 84-44594       24  21  0  168  NAMED BY MARK XXIII (6814) BLACKSTONE
 WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG 43-3604 23  19  1  168  FEARLESS LOSERS (6232)     VEASTIAN
 SUPERSTAR 84-29091           26   8  2  167  THE MISEDUCATION (6974)    BLACKSTONE
 CAUSTIC MACAROON 84-15171    19  22  0  167  ORLANDO BOUND II (6840)    BLACKSTONE
 KI 31-165                    46  80  1  166  AVENGERS (2153)            CHIMLEVTAL
 LOVE PINK 1-9204             31  25  0  166  YUPPIE HORDE (6872)        MORDANT
 STALINGRAD 21-8259           28  26  1  166  WAR ZONE (6827)            SUNSET
 SHAWNEE 82-56029             64 113  4  165  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 BOA 1-8830                   43  76  0  165  SERPENTS' HOLD (6396)      MORDANT
-CORE 58-4769                 34  37  0  165  FULL TILT (2794)           DELARQ TOR
 FLATLINER 84-45870           15  15  0  164  BAD NEWS BEERS (6942)      BLACKSTONE
 FOREVER PORCH 38-5173        31  27  2  163  TMM KNOCKOFFS (6803)       CLIFFHOME
 FROG BELLY LINT 51-5755      30  20  2  163  BATTLE FROGS 03-13 (6562)  TRICORUS
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       58  45  5  162  B.I.G. (6499)              ARVAT
 FRANK BURKE 96-4474          39  54  3  162  MEDAL OF HONOR 9 (6412)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 SMOKEHEAD 20-175             27  23  1  160  THIRSTY THUGS (6844)       SEAM
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           52  36  1  158  SHEWISH BUFFET (7066)      STORMCROWE
 THE CREATOR 84-32899         18   6  0  158  LOITER SQUAD (6941)        BLACKSTONE
 SCREAMING END 84-32894       31  23  4  155  HERO BLUES (6864)          BLACKSTONE
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         33  62  4  154  SHEWISH PICNIC (6415)      SHADOW GROVE
 SUBATOMIC PASTE 84-27527     14  20  0  153  2012 XIV (6842)            BLACKSTONE
 WEBBED RYME 84-33119         35  35  1  152  TEMPE II III (6739)        BLACKSTONE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738       39  47  0  150  TEAM TOONS (6968)          NORTH FORK
 LOUD DRUNK 74-3554           81 167  1  149  PARTY GEEKS (4925)         DAYLA KIV
 ARUGULA 3-7180               55  54  2  148  VEGGIES (5063)             OSKSI
 SERVED 72-6540               45  16  1  148  BASH BROS LAWYER (6426)    DRAGONHEAD
 TENURED WHELP 84-15361       14   6  0  148  DA ORLANDO MOB XXIII (6989)BLACKSTONE
 SHAPELESS PURIST 84-56034    27  20  0  146  HAPPY SPRING V (6881)      BLACKSTONE
 SSSKAH 65-7059               71 111  1  145  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 MAMBA 2-6100                 24  15  0  145  SERPENTS HOLD (5939)       NIANIA
 QUINSY CONCH 85-568          23  11  0  143  GREAT TEAM 9 (6977)        JASPER GULCH
 TOSSED SALAD 81-1686         45 104  1  142  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 CANDY MAN 6-7005             35  29  1  139  BLACK AND BLUES (6227)     TRANSEL
 HELP ON THE WAY 30-4717      35 111  2  137  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 BETHANY 85-5089              23   9  0  137  DOGMA (6910)               JASPER GULCH
 MY-RE 98-737                 22  14  4  137  HEALTH ALT SQD (4502)      SYVYN'S HILL
 FORGED IN L.A. 18-7433       34  31  1  136  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 CHARLIE SPLEEN 62-4845       21  13  0  135  U PAY I SLAY (6964)        VALAMANTIS
 STEEL GARTEN 32-6150         35  30  1  134  GASTROPUB (6795)           ARVAT
 CHINA ROOM 85-542            25  20  1  134  GREAT TEAM 3 (6951)        JASPER GULCH
 BALLWIPE 84-19086            63 100  0  131  BULLIES (6142)             BLACKSTONE
 PYG 97-5962                  19  22  4  130  BLOODY MUMMERS! (6818)     SHADOW GROVE
 CONCORDE 56-1914             21   9  1  129  KNIGHTS OF NI (1481)       ROCANIS
 INCEST 38-5235               25  21  0  128  WHAT? (6683)               CLIFFHOME
 THE CRUSHER 18-8050          57  42  0  127  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 NELCH 84-19062               55 108  3  125  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833          27  49  0  121  THE SOVEREIGN (6693)       RODEKI
 OBSESS 18-10652              19  15  0  120  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 ZBIGNIEW 97-6115             16  12  4  120  SUPERIOR FORCES II (6819)  SHADOW GROVE
 SQUYER 25-4871               65 174  0  116  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 MASTER PLAN 84-36463         38  31  0  113  PAID IN FULL (6696)        BLACKSTONE
 GIBSON 81-2381               35  20  1  113  WICKED MARTYRS (6615)      SHADOWSPIRE
-JOY 1-7701                   41  33  0  110  MIGHTY MORALS II (5889)    MORDANT
-HONOR 1-7698                 29  16  1  110  MIGHTY MORALS II (5889)    MORDANT
 MAJOR NELSON 51-3631         11   7  0  108  HOPELESS DREAMERS (6998)   TRICORUS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PIZNAUL JIZNOKE 82-51901     25  13  1  102  THE BIZZLE (6299)          DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUTTE PIRATE 84-10334        20  13  1  100  HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (7051)   BLACKSTONE
 TEENIE WHOPPER 17-7158       23  13  1   99  MISSION: EARTH! (6953)     ALJAFIR
 SIR MARCUS THE BOLD 60-9044  27  40  2   98  THE ELITE (6740)           ARADI
 TUM'S SOCKS 4-6870           19  12  0   98  SMELLS LIKE FROG (6843)    JHELUM
 PATRICK BATEMAN 99-4366      25  18  4   96  DERANGED 26 (6714)         SOUTH RIDGE
 TRUE PLAYER 84-36509         25   5  1   96  MMMP (7006)                BLACKSTONE
 FAKE SALE PRICE 72-7775      29   4  1   95  BB INFOMERCIAL (6955)      DRAGONHEAD
 PENICILLEN 43-4299          113 128  1   92  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 OPEN WIFI 84-42037           19  16  1   91  MY FAVORITE THINGS 3 (6975)BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WILD FLOWER 60-8443          23  15  0   89  DREAMTIME (5618)           ARADI
-WEISSHAUPT 11-8053           23  20  0   89  AARDVARK & CO. (465)       ARUAK CITY
 LINT 84-29649                13   2  1   89  TUM'S ALL STARS (7041)     BLACKSTONE
 SHADOW FROGGY 43-4897        22  19  0   88  BATTLE FROGS 12-15 (6490)  VEASTIAN
 GERMAN PILSENER 32-6428      20  15  1   87  GASTROPUB (6795)           ARVAT
 A MAN 35-4521                29  20  2   86  4-LETTER TUMS' (6980)      MURSKA
-BLOODY MARIA 81-2536         22  19  1   86  WICKED MARTYRS (6615)      SHADOWSPIRE
 MEGA-MAN 21-8192             25  34  2   85  DEAD LEGENDS (6866)        SUNSET
 HOPONIOUS UNION 32-6481      17  13  1   83  GASTROPUB (6795)           ARVAT
 HARV 82-35034                 5   5  0   83  MY TCS (7037)              DWES EG
 PURPLE DRAGON 15-5116        28  10  0   82  INK & STEEL RETRO (6155)   MALCORN
 KNOWLEDGE 16-5610            29  29  0   80  POWER LEGION (5356)        WILLAF
 SHAMINO 81-2285              21  21  0   79  THE COMMODORES (6851)      SHADOWSPIRE
 JENICOR 35-4593              30  18  0   78  HOUSE JHEREG (138)         MURSKA
 BABY BAB 21-8106             22  19  0   78  CRACKED REAR VIEW (7014)   SUNSET
 TONY TWILO 5-4525            18  11  0   77  ARCANE BLUNDER (6956)      KALTOS
 FATHER CAT 35-3875           32  29  2   76  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (5243)      MURSKA
 AFRICAN SWALLOW 56-3075      18   8  1   76  KNIGHTS OF NI (1481)       ROCANIS
 SCIENCE 12-7177              17  17  2   76  IMPORTANT (7031)           RIZTAB
 HOUND ARCHON 75-3617         31  25  1   75  APOKOLIPS (6888)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE BLUE PILL 65-7201        23  15  1   75  ALTERNATE REALITY (6970)   DAL SHANG
 ZEWT 56-3046                 19  16  1   75  KNIGHTS OF NI (1481)       ROCANIS
-BISMUTH BENDER 29-5692       37  13  2   74  BASH BROS TAXI (6571)      LAPUR
 DEE AY 75-1699               31  52  3   73  BLOODMOON GUILD (3323)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 PUFFY LIPS 30-5219           16  13  1   73  HER BEST ASSETS (5880)     IAYE
 LYON BEAR 81-2412            21  30  1   72  THE COMMODORES (6851)      SHADOWSPIRE
 PICKLED NEWT 84-44178        15   7  1   72  PUB CRAWLERS 5 (7046)      BLACKSTONE
 MADONNA 63-3068               8   5  0   72  BAD GIRLS (5941)           AMEN-TEI
 WIND GIGGLE 3-7697           19  21  1   69  7TH SANCTUM (6944)         OSKSI
 MICKEY SLIM 81-2144          34  24  0   68  WICKED MARTYRS (6615)      SHADOWSPIRE
 OOKLA THE MOK 47-8468        16   8  2   68  BIG LAKE GROOVE (7076)     NORTH FORK
-LEFTY MORALES 32-6404        16  17  2   67  BIG LAKE NOMADS (6754)     ARVAT
 ACORN 63-3097                25  31  0   66  NUTS! (6792)               AMEN-TEI
 HARRY HYENA 20-137           26  22  0   64  HUCKLE'S CATS (7024)       SEAM
 THOR 20-216                  22  28  2   64  DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (6907)SEAM
 TOO SUAVE 18-9338            21  21  2   64  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 KARATE KATE 42-4965          19   4  1   64  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (6852)RODEKI
-PONTIAC 4-6510               19   7  0   64  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
-SELF LOATHING 33-8568        17  12  1   64  THE SNAPPERHEADS (7077)    NIATOLI ISLAND
 PAC-MAN 21-8191              30  29  1   63  DEAD LEGENDS (6866)        SUNSET
 BARRY 12-5663               108 139  0   62  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 HEADLONG PUFFIN 85-582       23  26  1   62  GREAT TEAM 11 (7004)       JASPER GULCH
 FLUKY FRINDING 38-5175       20  24  0   60  TMM KNOCKOFFS (6803)       CLIFFHOME
 ONION RINGS 81-1684          28 121  0   59  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 BOUNCY BOTTOM 30-5177        19  21  1   59  HER BEST ASSETS (5880)     IAYE
 CANARY 19-5462               17   8  0   58  GENTLE THINGS (7048)       ZUWAYZA
 HAPPY-GO-LINTY 98-5440       12  19  4   58  LINTAPALOOZA (6900)        SYVYN'S HILL
 PANTERA 82-56042             29 148  2   56  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
-HOOKFANG 25-5949             17   1  3   55  BERK (7065)                LYRATILAN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REV LOGIC 17-7802            17  10  0   53  TMM EXPERIMENTS 73 (7050)  ALJAFIR
-CONSPIRACY 84-46387          15   8  0   53  LUNATIC THOUGHTS (7069)    BLACKSTONE
 '''5'''' 96-5960              9   9  3   53  PAYBACK (7012)             OLD VALAMANTIS
-POKEY, MON! 29-6158          15   7  0   52  ALMOST EXACTLY (349)       LAPUR
 SHAM JOKER 3-7700            19  25  0   50  7TH SANCTUM (6944)         OSKSI
-MR. LUDA 19-5572             14   5  1   48  MADE YOU LOOK (7064)       ZUWAYZA
 HIGH-END BUN 65-7554         17  10  1   43  TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (7047)  DAL SHANG
 CHILI 85-8953                 4  12  1   28  MADE WITH MEAT (7044)      JASPER GULCH
 NADA NADS 62-4930            15   7  0   15  NO 11 (7074)               VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
CUDA 74-4049              30  16  1 BROKEN HALO 6859       PUBLIC ENEMY NO.  10-6386 800
STALINGRAD 21-8259        28  26  1 WAR ZONE 6827          TOSSED 82-13128           800

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Dissident -- Oops, I didn't mean to hit you there. -- Flitchak

Shawnee -- It didn't seem like your heart was in that fight.  Would you like to go out 
with me? -- Berthold

Smokehead -- I think I'd have won, if you hadn't nicked an artery in that last minute.  
Good fight. -- Ssskah

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

I devastated GAD in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
PINKY SWEAR luckily beat BEEMO in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
BLK BEAST OF AAAAG was demolished by RALPH NEPPEL in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
HIGH POINTS was devastated by LOBOROACH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HRUNTLING was viciously subdued by KATAMARI DAMACY in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
PATSI was devastated by ONUPHRE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GODSLAYER overpowered STORMCROWE PIE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
NO BATHROOM won victory over INCREDIBLE SPEED in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
PROBLEM CHILD viciously subdued KIERA in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
FEDEX overpowered NAKED LUNCH in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge melee.
RUTHLESS savagely defeated WET SNUB in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
CRIKEY! was narrowly defeated by THUNDER SNOW in a 5 minute Challenge match.
BLINKY handily defeated SLITHER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
SNACK FAIRY was vanquished by MARTY MCFLY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
INFERNO was handily defeated by TERRY SEYMOUR in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
HONEY BOO BOO bested THE CHAMPION in a exciting 5 minute Challenge fight.
MGR HATES SL'ERS was demolished by ROGUE WAVE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CART GIRLS was overpowered by LIFE IS GOOD in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
PINK STREAKER was beaten by WEIRD HAIRED FROG in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BALROG luckily beat ABCESS in a action packed 7 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
TRAMP BACKSTOP was handily defeated by GZA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
MESSIAH defeated THE SPOTLIGHT in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
COMFY CHAIR was beaten by JAMES BAXTER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ERNIE BIRDSLAYER viciously subdued WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
MY-RE was vanquished by FRANK BURKE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
LONG-N-SLIM was handily defeated by FISH TACO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
QUINSY CONCH was vanquished by ANDERSON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SERVED vanquished GIBSON in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
PYG was demolished by SUBATOMIC PASTE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CHINA ROOM savagely defeated NELCH in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
CONCORDE was demolished by SMOKEHEAD in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
FORGED IN L.A. devastated TEENIE WHOPPER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
THE CRUSHER was beaten by SSSKAH in a popular 1 minute Challenge fray.
FAKE SALE PRICE demolished ONION RINGS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
INCEST viciously subdued SQUYER in a popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
MEGA-MAN overpowered THOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
MADONNA was overcome by SHADOW FROGGY in a exciting 2 minute Challenge duel.
ACORN was savagely defeated by HOUND ARCHON in a 4 minute Challenge battle.
HIGH-END BUN was viciously subdued by BARRY in a unpopular 14 minute Challenge match.
JENICOR overcame WIND GIGGLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
PICKLED NEWT was overpowered by SIR MARCUS THE BOLD in a 1 minute competition.
PAC-MAN was demolished by PIZNAUL JIZNOKE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ZEWT was defeated by A MAN in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
AFRICAN SWALLOW was overpowered by BUTTE PIRATE in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
( ) slimly lost to CRAZED GOBLIN in a exciting 1 minute bloody Title match.
KULGAN overpowered BARON BLOOD in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
RATTLER handily defeated LITTLE LION in a exciting 1 minute mismatched contest.
MUD KING devastated THE SMELL OF IT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
CHOPPED RABBIT was viciously subdued by THIRD COURSE in a exciting 1 minute match.
MR. CHUCK was devastated by GEORGE PETERSON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DESMOND DOSS was vanquished by VENOM in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SKIP JAMES was bested by GOLDEN ABERRATION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
SPICY TRICEP luckily beat SKULLWUNNY in a action packed 1 minute brutal fight.
THONG RENAISSANCE was unbelievably bested by VANGUARD in a 7 minute battle.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE devastated LEWIS ALBANESE in a 5 minute one-sided fight.
HIGHWAY GAMBLER slimly won victory over MERCEDES in a popular 3 minute duel.
MY LITTLE GTO savagely defeated SAMI in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
ANGEL CAKE was vanquished by KATANA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
JASON VOORHEES won victory over FLITCHAK in a popular 1 minute fight.
ALMOND FISHER bested BLACK DEATH in a action packed 1 minute bloody match.
PRADUS was overpowered by DMX in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided match.
SIS BOOM BAA overpowered CHARLES MURRAY, JR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TREE TRUNKS overpowered CLOTMUCK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
VULCAN won victory over HANNIBAL LECTER in a exciting 2 minute brawl.
MOURNING ANGEL overpowered ACCURSED COMMUNION in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JELLY BELLY was viciously subdued by SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a 2 minute match.
KAMIN demolished ADDUCTOR MAGNUS in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
ONE MIC demolished MEET DEATH in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
PORTLY NEPOTIST won victory over NO SMOKING in a exciting 1 minute match.
SERPENTITO devastated ROBERT OWENS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
FLUKE savagely defeated THE TERMINATOR in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
TEST TUBE BABY overpowered CLARENCE B. CRAFT in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
ANNIE DUKE savagely defeated GINI in a exciting 4 minute gruesome match.
ROBERT NETT was vanquished by BABY BLUE in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY was overpowered by JOSH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ROSS F. GRAY demolished HOGSHEAD in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided brawl.
LEMON DROP overpowered HELPER HAND in a popular 1 minute uneven competition.
WOMAN AT THE WELL was overpowered by LORD'S PRAYER in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
BOOZEFIGHTERS was overpowered by CYCLOTRON PAJAMAS in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
MUSH vanquished BALISONG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory uneven fight.
KID DYNAMITE was overpowered by WALTER EHLERS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BRUSSEL SPROUTS demolished DROKK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
BEUFORD ANDERSON lost to THE WHITE WHALE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
STEAMING EARL was subdued by BERYL NEWMAN in a action packed 1 minute match.
DIAL M FOR MEAT was overpowered by ALIEN in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
SCALES was handily defeated by EMERALD TWIST in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BONHAM beat CHERRY in a action packed 1 minute contest.
SOVEREYN overcame HI-TOP FADE in a popular 1 minute fight.
DAMION CORONA defeated RZA in a exciting 2 minute bout.
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC was devastated by COBRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
PICAPEPPA was vanquished by FRANKLIN E. SIGLER in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
KINKY MCKINK was defeated by ALLAWALLA in a action packed 3 minute fight.
FENDER subdued WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a action packed 1 minute contest.
DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON was devastated by STRAP ON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HANGMAN handily defeated WATSON in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
NITROGLYCERIN demolished BERTHOLD in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
BERLIN overpowered MR. POTATO HEAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
EERIEST EXPECTATION devastated LEAPS INTO THE AIR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GEORGIA SAM demolished BOA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
ROBERT PAULSON bested CLICK STUPID LINKS in a exciting 2 minute brawl.
HANAKO-SAN was devastated by THUNDERBIRD in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
NICK SEAFORT savagely defeated DISSIDENT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome battle.
IMAGINATION viciously subdued SEYMORE GUTTS in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
SHIV was viciously subdued by IRON HANDED in a action packed 3 minute gruesome battle.
TEQUILA subdued ICE KING in a exciting 1 minute match.
PLYOMETRICS beat LUNKPOOF in a popular 4 minute fight.
JIMMY WIN overpowered ITALIAN STALLION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
MIC CHECK savagely defeated HOBBS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome battle.
GRAVITRON was outlasted by GOPHER BAROQUE in a exciting 12 minute gory match.
LEGACY slimly won victory over CHAINSAW VIGILANTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
BRITISH SEA POWER beat SONNY TERRY in a 2 minute fight.
SYCAMORE STYLE was vanquished by HELL WEEK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
MC SHAN devastated VORPAL BUNNY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
NAS IS COMING beat POPE BOB in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
DRY KEG was overpowered by FROZBOZ in a action packed 1 minute mismatched duel.
RAIN MAN overcame PREDNIZONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
JACQUES LANTERN was overpowered by POLLY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OOZING MY MIND bested LOGAN in a 2 minute conflict.
HERITAGE lost to DOWNWITHTHEKING in a 1 minute duel.
GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS was savagely defeated by GLOBULAR VENALITY in a 8 minute contest.
DAISY was handily defeated by DOUBLE TRUE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
PAID IN FULL was overcome by CHOOSE GOOSE in a popular 1 minute match.
MR. GHERKIN'S MERKIN beat NO CHASER in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
BREWERY DEATH was devastated by COME AS YOU ARE in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
AFTER 10 BEERS! was demolished by WOR in a action packed 3 minute one-sided match.
MAXIMILLIAN was viciously subdued by ESTRADA in a popular 4 minute bloody battle.
ED-209 devastated MORK CALLING ORSON in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched bout.
HOPTICAL ILLUSION was devastated by DRAGON FRUIT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
JACK DANIELS vanquished DIZZY GILLESPIE in a exciting 2 minute mismatched conflict.
LATE AFTERNOON was savagely defeated by TWILO THUNDER in a 1 minute match.
SIERRA was savagely defeated by TWITPIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory struggle.
PARAGON ORCA was overpowered by MACROS THE BLACK in a 2 minute one-sided match.
HALFTIME handily defeated BWUCE REE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
BINGE N PURGE was viciously subdued by SNAPPING TURTLE in a 5 minute conflict.
THE TICK outwaited MIKE COLALILLO in a popular 8 minute match.
TALON vanquished BOONE in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided fight.
KASPAROV handily defeated JMJ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
ASP was savagely defeated by TICKLE ME TIGER in a action packed 6 minute gory battle.
THONKORON was overpowered by DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
BANDIT overpowered CAPTAIN MAGMA in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
CEREBUS HIMSELF was handily defeated by SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1 minute conflict.
PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 killed CUDA in a action packed 1 minute bout.
MANNY LEHMAN was defeated by RED SPECIAL in a 2 minute brutal melee.
HILLARY bested MAUL ON WHEELS in a popular 1 minute match.
T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION devastated COCKROACH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
ADDAI savagely defeated RUPTURE in a action packed 3 minute bloody battle.
BLACKBERRY overpowered FROG BELLY LINT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DROXINE was viciously subdued by LEAD BELLY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody bout.
RANCID WAIF devastated DEADLY FORCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
JIMMY THE HAND was subdued by RATTLER in a popular 2 minute bloody match.
RICOCHET RABBIT was narrowly defeated by REUNITED in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
GREASESPOT was defeated by MURDEROUS THRUST in a popular 1 minute brawl.
BUDDERCUP beat SUPERSTAR in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
SLAP HAPPY viciously subdued METRON in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory competition.
SEYMORE GUTTS was viciously subdued by WILD HORSES in a 2 minute gory duel.
EDWARD ALLWORTH handily defeated SHAWNEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
COTTONBALL overpowered 8TH ATTEMPT in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
XYLOID devastated ERNEST R. KOUMA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
ARNOLD LAYNE overcame PRAWN STAR in a action packed 1 minute fight.
BENNIE ADKINS was overpowered by LUCY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
SIMABU overpowered GARLIC ARAOI in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
JACK PENDELTON overpowered MEGATRON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
EDWARD O'HARE vanquished CHANGING BUFFALO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
VITO BERTOLDO was overcome by URETHRA FRANKLIN in a exciting 2 minute match.
GRAPE APE overpowered RIGHT in a exciting 4 minute bloody uneven fight.
NECROTICA viciously subdued RUN'S HOUSE in a action packed 2 minute brutal fight.
TOSSED killed STALINGRAD in a action packed 1 minute competition.
CHILI CHEESE demolished BOLPH in a 1 minute uneven fray.
THE NOTHING devastated SHAPELESS PURIST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
SOFT 'N CHEWY overpowered FOREVER PORCH in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
LOVE PINK luckily beat LOUD DRUNK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome struggle.
TOSSED SALAD was beaten by TENURED WHELP in a exciting 2 minute gruesome duel.
FLOPSY was demolished by ROONEY in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
JOSE VALDEZ narrowly defeated OBSESS in a 2 minute fight.
CANDY MAN was overpowered by FLATLINER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
GALILEO overpowered CAUSTIC MACAROON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
REPRESENT defeated SKINNY PETE in a exciting 1 minute brutal bout.
TOMAS bested MIGHTY MANFRED in a exciting 2 minute brutal duel.
PULLED ORC was overpowered by FELAWESHIPE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE CURE vanquished MAMBA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
KI slimly won victory over HELP ON THE WAY in a exciting 3 minute contest.
BETHANY won victory over MASTER PLAN in a popular 2 minute melee.
STEEL GARTEN overpowered MAJOR NELSON in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
ARUGULA demolished ZBIGNIEW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SCREAMING END luckily beat CHARLIE SPLEEN in a popular 2 minute fray.
THE CREATOR demolished CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
WEBBED RYME overpowered BALLWIPE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PATRICK BATEMAN overpowered PANTERA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
HEADLONG PUFFIN was overpowered by HOPONIOUS UNION in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FATHER CAT was overpowered by TUM'S SOCKS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHILI was handily defeated by BABY BAB in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
KNOWLEDGE devastated BOUNCY BOTTOM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PURPLE DRAGON beat KARATE KATE in a exciting 1 minute battle.
REV LOGIC was overpowered by LINT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TOO SUAVE was savagely defeated by OPEN WIFI in a action packed 1 minute match.
OOKLA THE MOK savagely defeated HAPPY-GO-LINTY in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
SCIENCE was handily defeated by TRUE PLAYER in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
'''5'''' was vanquished by THE BLUE PILL in a action packed 2 minute one-sided fight.
WILD FLOWER devastated FLUKY FRINDING in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
CANARY was defeated by TONY TWILO in a action packed 1 minute fight.
HARRY HYENA was viciously subdued by SHAMINO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute contest.
NADA NADS was devastated by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
PENICILLEN savagely defeated LYON BEAR in a 7 minute gory fight.
DEE AY was luckily beaten by HARV in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
SHAM JOKER was vanquished by MICKEY SLIM in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
GERMAN PILSENER beat PUFFY LIPS in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                     114         LUNGING ATTACK   579 - 480 -  4      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                 109         TOTAL PARRY      134 - 120 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 31         PARRY-RIPOSTE     99 -  90 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   31         PARRY-LUNGE      145 - 133 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     27         SLASHING ATTACK  133 - 124 -  1      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 25         AIMED BLOW       594 - 556 -  2      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     22         WALL OF STEEL    128 - 183 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   21         STRIKING ATTACK  125 - 184 -  5      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  20         BASHING ATTACK    77 - 121 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         PARRY-STRIKE      33 -  54 -  0      38  |

Turn 800 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       15 -  7     SLASHING ATTACK   12 - 13         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    62 - 47     STRIKING ATTACK   14 - 17         4  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        60 - 54     PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  5         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 - 12     
                              PARRY-LUNGE       11 - 16     
                              BASHING ATTACK     7 - 13     
                              WALL OF STEEL     10 - 21     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051     247 163  4  320 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697 107  72  0  340 SORE LOSERS (3715)
AIMED BLOW       I 29-6065                  45  13  1  335 F (6767)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOND FISHER 99-2846      80  70  4  270 MEDAL OF HONOR 4 (5990)
SLASHING ATTACK  KATANA 31-6349             47  27  1  242 AVENGERS (2153)
BASHING ATTACK   ONUPHRE 31-3385            84  83  3  241 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (6375)
PARRY-STRIKE     GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633  47  40  1  236 SHEWISH BUFFET (6183)
STRIKING ATTACK  BRUSSEL SPROUTS 81-1688    67  82  3  234 FOOD (6172)
TOTAL PARRY      KATAMARI DAMACY 82--26923  22   1  0  230 COOL GAMES (5822)
PARRY-LUNGE      NECROTICA 82-4393          38  37  2  220 HOPEFULS (6681)

The overall popularity leader is SLAP HAPPY 60-6031.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SLAP HAPPY 60-6031.  The ten other most popular fighters were THONG 
RENAISSANCE 84-14786, GRAVITRON 19-5369, BINGE N PURGE 45-3567, GLOBULAR VENALITY 
84--11321, LOUD DRUNK 74-3554, ABCESS 18-10356, THUNDER SNOW 61-3836, GLUTEOUS 
MAXIMUS 16-5456, TICKLE ME TIGER 11-7391, and ANNIE DUKE 82--16202.

The least popular fighter this week was BARRY 12-5663.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HIGH-END BUN 65-7554, CANARY 19-5462, FLUKY FRINDING 38-5175, SCIENCE 
12-7177, REV LOGIC 17-7802, FATHER CAT 35-3875, BALLWIPE 84-19086, ZBIGNIEW 97-6115, 
MEGATRON 98-5287, and GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  4 0  SOLVEN(22)           2  4 0  ROCANIS(56)          6  7 0  
NIANIA(2)            4  2 0  TI(23)               1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  3 0  LYRATILAN(25)        5  3 0  ARADI(60)            6  4 0  
JHELUM(4)            4  2 0  CALEAM(26)           1  2 0  JURINE(61)           2  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  3 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  4 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  5 0  LAPUR(29)            2  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  0 0  IAYE(30)             1  5 0  DAL SHANG(65)        3  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       3  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  1 0  ARVAT(32)            4  3 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       3  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           6  1 1  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  3 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        3  4 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  1 0  MURSKA(35)           3  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  5 0  
RIZTAB(12)           3  3 0  JHANS(36)            3  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  4 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        3  4 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      4  5 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  3 0  ZENSU(40)            3  3 0  DWES EG(82)         21 17 1  
MALCORN(15)          2  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         3  1 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  2 0  RODEKI(42)           0  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      34 29 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  3 0  VEASTIAN(43)         3  4 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     2  4 0  
TALCAMA(18)          7  7 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  4 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  4 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         2  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  4 0  
SEAM(20)             1  3 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  6 0  
SUNSET(21)           6  3 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  4 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      4  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PROBLEM CHILD 1-8967        40  27  2  221  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 EDWARD O'HARE 2-5461        63  45  0  217  MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (6000)   NIANIA
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675       131 145  1  217  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 VANGUARD 4-5966             70  70  0  225  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401      52  37  0  254  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (6530)   KALTOS
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579           73  63  0  202  BLACK AND BLUES (6227)     TRANSEL
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371         44  48  1  205  SHEWISH PICNIC (6453)      BONSUR
 RANCID WAIF 8-4413         135  76  0  207  HAPLESS WAIF (5949)        ARKERS
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720          61  38  0  207  QUEEN (6441)               ZUKAL
 PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 10-6386  40  13  3  249  DUNGEON CELL (6771)        KOLACT
 LOBOROACH 11-2587           43  37  0  239  AARDVARK & CO. (465)       ARUAK CITY
 BANDIT 12-3231              52  25  1  193  BLACK TIDE (3072)          RIZTAB
 LITTLE LION 13-5626         45  37  1  194  ALLITERATE ARMY (6613)     DULLENS
 KAMIN 14-4965               42  33  0  285  MENTOR BLISS (6626)        TOBIR
 THIRD COURSE 15-5338        49  21  0  207  SHEWISH DELICACIES (6677)  MALCORN
 TRAMP BACKSTOP 16-6362      25  18  1  188  GLORIOUS TEAM #16 (6893)   WILLAF
 HERITAGE 17-7710            30  12  0  196  LES MENTORS (6876)         ALJAFIR
 JOSH 18-9109                64  86  0  296  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           59  45  1  198  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (6310)   ZUWAYZA
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      39  55  0  172  LORDS OF CHAOS (2215)      SEAM
 SLAP YOURSELF SILL 21-4697 107  72  0  340  SORE LOSERS (3715)         SUNSET
 ALIEN 22-7113               38  33  2  226  THE MENTORS GORE (6657)    SOLVEN
 HANGMAN 23-1076             61  34  1  208  FACES OF DEATH (905)       TI
 DMX 25-5675                 77  36  2  315  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN
 IMAGINATION 26-4975         56  39  0  211  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (6397)   CALEAM
 TEQUILA 28-5341             50  33  1  201  BIG SHOTS (6965)           MORYA
 I 29-6065                   45  13  1  335  F (6767)                   LAPUR
 BERYL NEWMAN 30-4619        47  47  0  230  MEDAL OF HONOR (6572)      IAYE
 KATANA 31-6349              47  27  1  242  AVENGERS (2153)            CHIMLEVTAL
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370   66  47  0  202  COLLEGE RADIO (6373)       ARVAT
 LEMON DROP 33-6685         134 140  2  229  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456       53  48  1  225  FOOT OF PRIDE (6442)       MURSKA
 VENOM 36-7529               28  23  0  242  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
 JELLY BELLY 38-5063         58  42  1  205  SHEWISH CANDY (6488)       CLIFFHOME
 TREE TRUNKS 40-4601         37  24  1  243  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585         54  39  1  214  LAZY SUNDAY (6524)         KATI-TEI
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833         27  49  0  121  THE SOVEREIGN (6693)       RODEKI
 HALFTIME 43-4816            68  40  1  215  EPIC RAP (6402)            VEASTIAN

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737          37  22  1  196  SHEWISH BUFFET (7066)      STORMCROWE
 KASPAROV 46-4450            37  24  2  218  WE GOT GAME (6552)         ARDIVENT
 MY LITTLE GTO 47-7745       55  33  0  261  OBG! (6774)                NORTH FORK
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        71  82  1  199  COLLEGE RADIO (6502)       TRICORUS
 KULGAN 56-4268              86  61  3  297  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 POLLY 57-3469               54  17  0  217  THE MILKSOPS (4213)        ANDOR
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031         103 171  1  221  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633   47  40  1  236  SHEWISH BUFFET (6183)      JURINE
 RUTHLESS 62-2250            29  19  2  211  SPNSH INQUISITION (1621)   VALAMANTIS
 EDWARD ALLWORTH 63-2812     44  32  0  195  MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (5723)   AMEN-TEI
 FLITCHAK 65-3365            76 140  1  201  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 FLUKE 66-2710              120  82  1  251  BENTSWORDS BUNCH (2469)    TARRGIR
 METRON 72-3686              95  66  0  196  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 GEORGE PETERSON 74-4297     78  29  0  223  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV
 MURDEROUS THRUST 75-3562    51  18  7  202  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ROSS F. GRAY 78-2983        53  36  1  260  MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 (6434)   LIN TIRIAN
 BRUSSEL SPROUTS 81-1688     67  82  3  234  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051      247 163  4  320  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 BERTHOLD 83-314             66  93  2  175  SUDDENLY, THE VAN (6114)   TELORINTHE
 SPICY TRICEP 84-13301       36   9  0  298  051410A (6747)             BLACKSTONE
 BEEMO 85-9960               19   8  1  198  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6912)    JASPER GULCH
 PORTLY NEPOTIST 96-3104     66  47  4  251  TO DIE FOR 2 (5780)        OLD VALAMANTIS
 JASON VOORHEES 97-4408      52  42  6  233  DERANGED 21 (6211)         SHADOW GROVE
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339          32  53  5  204  ARCANE BEACH DAY (5189)    SYVYN'S HILL
 ALMOND FISHER 99-2846       80  70  4  270  MEDAL OF HONOR 4 (5990)    SOUTH RIDGE

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

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                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.