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Date   : 08/10/2016    Duedate: 08/23/2016

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DM 101    TURN 692

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 OBSIDIAN HA 33/1771   20   12   0 62.5      ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685
    BLOODHAMMER CLAN 82/1879                  9 GET 56/1814           70   65   2 51.9
  2 SHEPHERDS 18/1713     75   49   0 60.5      BALTO 6/1793
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      OPEN 82/1825
    NEXT GENERATION 18/1896                     CURSED 98/1829
  3 DRACO 56/1858       1386 1028  10 57.4      ERRATA 25/1802
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             ERRATA 32/1805
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             ERRATA 81/1823
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            RANDOM 30/1803
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            ALLERGY 82/1844
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         MCPANTS 82/1785
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        SOUL REAPERS 82/1878
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        THROWIN SHADE 99/1895
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                   10 FIST 26/1889        2060 2015  24 50.6
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722                      QUEEN 9/1629
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      JAY-Z 10/1709
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      TRIBE 24/1648
    SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732                      B.I.G. 32/1683
    SHEWISH DELICACIES 15/1796                  RUN DMC 1/1626
  4 EMPIRE 10/1851        94   70   2 57.3      VANITY 84/1855
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            DIGNITY 84/1883
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         BIRDEMIC 84/1751
    LES MENTORS 17/1882                         HAIR DAY 84/1841
    THE MENTORS 10/1860                         PEARL JAM 4/1638
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869                      BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      CRITICALS 75/1635
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                    I WANT YOU 3/1699
  5 WRATHMEN 30/727      253  195   2 56.5      JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    WRATHMEN 36/923                             NEVERMIND 84/1790
    WRATHMEN! 14/1884                           PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    WRATHMEN 5 15/1792                          HERO BLUES 84/1875
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   STILLMATIC 36/1652
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 24/1886                 WILD STYLE 84/1791
  6 TEAM TOONS 47/1773   159  123   0 56.4      XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
  7 SCOTCH 71/1705      1398 1153  18 54.8      COUNTRY PIE 74/1669
    THE BULLS 73/1144                           LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133                      UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     BATTLE OF LA 84/1898
    CANADIAN WHISKEY 73/1893                    ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1786                    INNERVISIONS 84/1853
  8 HOMER'S PET 74/1569  661  551   3 54.5      MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      PAID IN FULL 84/1868
    MILE HIGH CLUB 46/1765                      THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                    BODY OF MUSIC 85/1894
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682                    LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    CSU COLLEGE RADIO 40/1764                   A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854
    BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632                      WE GOT GAME 46/1695
    ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745                     YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880
    I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842                     MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
    WAY OF THINKING 84/1874                     DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
    IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693                    STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694
    CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/1891                16 T-3 98/1591          390  449   3 46.5
    PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890                  MMMM BEER 13/1772
    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668                 MMM BEER!! 13/1710
 11 BIG IDEA 47/1866       2    2   0 50.0      U PAY I SLAY 5/1756
 12 D.R.I. 21/1471       323  336   7 49.0      SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
    BIG TEN 3 82/1747                           SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
    DEADLY RAGE 72/708                       17 ORDER 14/1754        201  243   2 45.3
    FEAR FACTORY 61/666                         ORDER 36/1780
    MY CARTOONS 72/1850                         SEINFELD 19/1741
    FEAR FACTORY 82/1729                        TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723                      OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1876                   18 FACES OF DE 25/1801   36   44   2 45.0
    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877                      CELESTIAL WRATH 21/1799
    FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730                  19 AVENGERS 31/1321     150  208   0 41.9
    PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872                     BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
    DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822                    LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897                   UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
 13 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708   77   85   3 47.5   20 ARROGANCE 18/755     591  961  11 38.1
    WEIRD ALCHEMY 47/1831                    21 APOKOLIPS 75/1888     17   29   0 37.0
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717                 SCORPIONS 11/1899
 14 HERO ALLIANC 35/609  271  302   1 47.3      THE ELITE 60/1818
    SOUL WARRIORS 38/357                        DEAD LEGENDS 21/1873
    WHEEL OF TIME 25/725                        THE SOVEREIGN 42/1809
    MELODY MAYHEM 43/1845                       EMPYREAN COUNCIL 25/1887
 15 AMBER 21/1857        134  151   2 47.0

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there.

We had a long, long day, with 111 fights.  Of course, most of them lasted less than a 
minute, but there's always a lot of before and after folderol.  There were 7 
challenges, as a result of which one guy died.  I'll mention him first. 

NITROGLYCERIN (25-2742) (25-21-2,133) of FACES OF DEATH challenged FATHER CAT (35-
3875) (22-17-2,138) of BUSY, BUSYTOWN.  NITROGLYCERIN delivered the death blow upon 
FATHER CAT in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.  Sucked to be Father Cat, today.  I imagine 
he's nursing a resurrection hangover right now.  Just by the numbers, though, it looks 
like an even enough challenge.

DEPP (2-6071) (32-9-1,269) of MENTOR DEMENTOR challenged DANG LEN (62-4694) (53-36-
0,264) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS.  DEPP slimly lost to DANG LEN in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute Challenge Title fight.  Good challenge and a fair attempt to knock the fighter 
with the crudely humorous name off of the Tower Guardian's seat.  But ol' Dang Len is 
still the top Aimed Blow of this arena, and he's still sitting there.

NICK SEAFORT (21-7513) (28-18-2,194) of CELESTIAL WRATH challenged TALON (46-3692) 
(30-22-4,215) of MILE HIGH CLUB.  NICK SEAFORT won victory over TALON in a 2 minute 
gruesome Challenge battle.  Okay, nice job there.

SLINKY (25-3080) (36-27-0,197) of FACES OF DEATH challenged IGNORANCE (14-4977) (33-
23-2,200) of MENTOR BLISS.  SLINKY was subdued by IGNORANCE in an action packed 2 
minute Challenge fight.  Gotta ask you something, Slinky.  Usually I can see the 
connection between fighter names and the names of their teams, if there's a theme 
going on.  I'm not sure what being slinky has to do with faces of death, though. Cats 
are slinky, and so are sexy women, sometimes.  Either cats or sexy women CAN be 
deadly, but so can practically anything, and it just seems like a thin connection.  Or 
maybe it's just a personal nickname?

HEART ATTACK (25-1788) (23-14-2,158) of FACES OF DEATH challenged CAPABLANCA (46-3105) 
(34-29-0,166) of WE GOT GAME.  HEART ATTACK was devastated by CAPABLANCA in a 1 minute 
one-sided Challenge contest.  Okay, there we go, see?  Heart Attack does tie in with 
the team name, although a heart attack isn't really... facial.

SIR MARCUS THE BOLD (60-9044) (19-26-1,88) of THE ELITE challenged BUTTERCUP (45-3416) 
(24-18-1,80) of MAX'S MIRACLE.  SIR MARCUS THE BOLD was overpowered by BUTTERCUP in a 
9 minute Challenge struggle. Nine minutes!  Somebody should have made the unpopularity 
list, there.  Only they didn't.  Go figure.  And by the way, Buttercup was the most 
challenged fighter this turn.  Heh!  Serves 'em right.

ATHROGATE IRONFORGE (60-9038) (17-24-1,55) of THE ELITE challenged SNOWBALL V (74-
4357) (22-33-0,90) of HOMER'S PETS.  ATHROGATE IRONFORGE slimly lost to SNOWBALL V in 
a 2 minute Challenge fight.  Yup.  Got no comment on that one.

Let's move along to the stylemasters.  Let's see... already mentioned Dang Len.  Heh!  
I like that name.

Crosstown Traffic is the top Lunger.  CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC (22-7035) (44-45-0,243) of ARE 
YOU ? fought DARWIN (10-6236) (44-35-0,187) of THE MENTORS.  CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 
viciously subdued DARWIN in an action packed 7 minute gory fight.  There's another 
case where the fighter's name doesn't seem to connect to what ought to be a theme 
team.

Rib Iaye is the top Striker.  RIB IAYE (99-4345) (25-33-4,218) of SHEWISH PICNIC 
fought TICK ... TOCK (60-511) (70-56-0,212) of UNNAMEABLES.  RIB IAYE vanquished TICK 
... TOCK in a popular 4 minute gruesome uneven duel.

Yonder Orphan is the top Basher.  YONDER ORPHAN (5-5387) (41-15- 2,223) of IT'S ALL 
OVER NOW fought DRAGON FRUIT (7-6371) (31-39-1,191) of SHEWISH PICNIC.  YONDER ORPHAN 
demolished DRAGON FRUIT in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched match.  You gotta 
wonder how a name like Dragon Fruit got onto that team, too.  Maybe it was something 
else and the Commission didn't like it?

Canned Savradese is the top Total Parry.  CANNED SAVRADESE (7- 6311) (42-29-11,224) of 
SHEWISH PICNIC fought DOBBIE (84-30850) (44-56- 2,194) of PEEP SHOW.  CANNED SAVRADESE 
devastated DOBBIE in a 1 minute uneven duel.  One minute for a TP, that's fast work.  
But I've gotta tell you, any Shew I ever met wouldn't eat anything from a can.

Dizzy Gillespie is the top Parry-Lunge.  FLESH HUNTER (47-6053) (43-25-0,230) of 
BAAL'S MINIONS fought DIZZY GILLESPIE (12-5792) (51-74- 0,214) of BLUE NOTE.  FLESH 
HUNTER was savagely defeated by DIZZY GILLESPIE in a popular 6 minute melee.  Looks 
more like a TP fight really, doesn't it?

Ruth is the top Parry-Riposte.  RUTH (18-10121) (73-60-0,225) of SHEPHERDS fought 
ELMORE JAMES (6-6782) (45-46-0,193) of BLACK AND BLUES. RUTH narrowly defeated ELMORE 
JAMES in an exciting 5 minute brutal bout. Looks like a pretty unlucky match-up for 
Mr. James.

Kurt Cobain is the top Slasher.  KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (61-49-0,214) of THE 27 CLUB 
fought JOB (18-6129) (48-172-0,194) of SHEPHERDS.  KURT COBAIN demolished JOB in a 
crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody mismatched match.  Kobain was top Slasher last turn, 
too.  Actually a lot of this turn's stylemasters are the same as last turn.  Job is 
the overall popularity leader, just like last time as well.

Pieholden Sweet is the top Wall of Steel.  WOMAN AT THE WELL (18-8583) (54-34-1,211) 
of SHEPHERDS fought PIEHOLDEN SWEET (33-7856) (55-46-0,185) of SUMMERTEETH.  WOMAN AT 
THE WELL was savagely defeated by PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a 2 minute match.  I don't like 
to see women getting roughed up, but it was actually a pretty good fight.

Last and, who knows, maybe least, Innard Skinard is the top Parry-Strike. INNARD 
SKINARD (98-3573) (41-43-4,195) of T-3 fought BLACKBERRY (98-3339) (25-38-5,175) of 
ARCANE BEACH DAY.  INNARD SKINARD was narrowly defeated by BLACKBERRY in a exciting 6 
minute gory bout.  He lost!

Longshoreman got scummed, which was why he was voted this turn's favorite fighter.  
SPIRALS (75-3613) (38-8-1,55) of CRITICALS fought LONGSHOREMAN (28-5199) (14-12-2,42) 
of SEA DOGS.  SPIRALS outlasted LONGSHOREMAN in an action packed 8 minute duel.  
Somehow, I don't think "outlasted" and "action packed" belong in the same sentence.

Speaking of scumming, the least popular fighter his week is Adema.  ADEMA (61-3093) 
(27-21-0,61) of FEAR FACTORY fought BLOCK (26-5168) (12-7-0,43) of FIST.  ADEMA slimly 
won victory over BLOCK in a monotonous 14 minute fight.  You know, being a defensive 
fighter and taking advantage of your high stamina is not a bad thing at all.  If I 
were a gladiator, I'd scum like a pond.  But the folks in the stands do hate it.

Let's see.  According to my contact in the Commission's record office, nobody avoided 
anybody this time around.  Well, why the hell not?

Anyway, that's all.

                                          -- Keel Woodhaven

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DANG LEN 62-4694             54  36  0  282  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DREAM OF DAY 30-4750         33  15  2  264  RANDOM (1803)              IAYE
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    45  45  0  253  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 ROGUE WAVE 18-10482          25   8  2  248  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 RIB IAYE 99-4345             26  33  4  238  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         42  15  2  234  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      43  29 11  232  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      52  74  0  231  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 RUTH 18-10121                74  60  0  229  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          62  49  0  225  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 ICE WIND 47-7758             44  21  1  223  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           48  34  0  221  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-DEEP BLUE 5-3822             47  46  2  219  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       46  27  0  218  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              67  79  3  217  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 SIERRA 13-5616               43  24  0  212  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            34  23  2  212  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      56  46  0  211  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           51  26  2  210  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       47  35  4  210  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           41  26  1  210  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          37  20  1  210  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
-MEABEER 56-3899              32  24  0  208  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 FENDER 22-7186               33  18  0  207  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 NICK SEAFORT 21-7513         29  18  2  207  CELESTIAL WRATH (1799)     SUNSET
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         28  46  4  204  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 KERN 36-7601                 28  11  1  204  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
-BACK 56-3949                 31  24  0  203  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 LUCY 2-6090                  32  10  0  201  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 DEPP 2-6071                  32  10  1  200  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         43  26  0  198  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK
 JEX 14-4848                  28  24  0  198  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       24  11  2  198  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          45  47  0  197  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       36  15  1  197  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           53  55  1  196  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 SLINKY 25-3080               36  28  0  196  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        32  32  1  196  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 TALON 46-3692                30  23  4  196  MILE HIGH CLUB (1765)      ARDIVENT
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            35  25  7  195  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583    54  35  1  193  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       40  38  4  193  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339           26  38  5  193  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 GLAMDRING 33-2328            51  35  1  192  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         70  57  0  191  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 LONE WOLF 31-162             47  67  1  191  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 Q-TIP 24-5090                26  11  0  191  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737           25  13  1  191  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 JOB 18-6129                  48 173  0  190  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 DOBBIE 84-30850              44  57  2  190  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     43  37  0  190  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          31  40  1  190  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038     28  13  1  190  NEVERMIND (1790)           BLACKSTONE
-DON KING 47-5374             63  51  3  189  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     39  29  1  189  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 DARWIN 10-6236               44  36  0  188  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        48  27  0  186  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         39  42  2  184  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
-WAIT 25-5378                 25  21  0  184  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             48  37  1  183  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       41  44  4  183  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 ALIEN 22-7113                29  21  2  183  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       56  50  0  182  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          38  27  0  182  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          47  51  2  180  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 CAPABLANCA 46-3105           35  29  0  180  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 ERIK 56-3399                 68  90  1  177  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          38  34  0  177  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 KHELOLIR 15-5407             22  18  0  176  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       41  60  0  175  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 PRADUS 99-3707               38  27  4  175  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          61  65  0  174  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       40  65  4  174  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
-JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370      26   4  1  174  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        39  70  1  173  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       36  32  0  173  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 ROBERT PAULSON 25-5788       35  19  0  173  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742        26  21  3  173  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 RZA 84-38190                 29  13  1  172  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 TEQUILA 28-5341              39  23  1  171  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 GLOBULIZER 8-3973            36  34  1  171  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       48  26  1  170  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 ARCHED EYELID 2-5775         36  36  1  170  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            28  16  1  170  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
-COGSWORTH 25-5527            26  15  1  169  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         26  25  0  169  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372             35  26  2  168  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 MARY MARY 1-8872             47  58  1  167  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 CHATMON 6-6992               25  22  3  167  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        22  10  0  167  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    44  23  0  166  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          36  24  0  165  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 HEARTBREAK 36-4612           24  12  3  164  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 DAISY 14-4967                36  25  0  163  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SOGGY 96-4997                19  28  3  163  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 COWBOYS 97-5301              21  18  4  161  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        41  23  3  159  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        23  21  2  159  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          33  46  1  158  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 HOPTICAL ILLUSION 13-5655    30  17  0  158  MMMM BEER (1772)           DULLENS
 DOLGAN 56-751                45 100  5  155  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          48  46  2  153  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BUGS 47-7737                 20  37  1  153  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK
 HEART ATTACK 25-1788         23  15  2  152  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 JIMMY WIN 84-30898           39  36  3  151  BIRDEMIC (1751)            BLACKSTONE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       46  32  0  150  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471   25  15  0  150  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1764)   ZENSU
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           16  18  4  148  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 ALLAWALLA 60-9028            38  20  1  147  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 COG 5-4132                   31  32  2  147  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738       32  33  0  145  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK
 GALILEO 9-5706               44  43  5  144  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 POE 97-5615                  22  25  5  144  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 HOFFA 18-8478                49 173  1  142  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 GLORY 35-2429                46  35  0  140  HERO ALLIANCE (609)        MURSKA
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 30  23  0  138  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 HOLLOW MAN 84-32919          18   4  1  136  DIGNITY (1883)             BLACKSTONE
 BOA 1-8830                   37  61  0  135  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           32  30  0  135  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 MARTY MCFLY 9-5915           16   4  0  135  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593        29  20  0  134  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 FATHER CAT 35-3875           22  18  2  134  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
 UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111     23   6  2  133  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 SCREAMING END 84-32894       23  10  3  132  HERO BLUES (1875)          BLACKSTONE
-UPPER DECK 6-6268            30  26  0  131  BALTO (1793)               TRANSEL
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          45  35  2  130  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 JMJ 1-9161                   30  23  1  130  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
-RAGDOLL 25-5402              31  11  0  129  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       28  28  0  128  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 SEYMORE GUTTS 5-5237         21  17  1  128  U PAY I SLAY (1756)        KALTOS
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         50  18  2  127  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 HANAKO-SAN 25-5800           33  14  0  126  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 RYO 31-6470                  22  23  1  126  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         20   9  0  118  MY CARTOONS (1850)         DRAGONHEAD
 PORTRAITIST 47-2724          27  17  0  117  BIG IDEA (1866)            NORTH FORK
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         26  26  0  117  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
-GAZZA 12-3538                19   1  2  117  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1786)    RIZTAB
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      48  63  0  116  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
-FAT LIP 52-3791              25  30  1  115  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 HI-TOP FADE 84-30902         22  36  0  113  HAIR DAY (1841)            BLACKSTONE
 KASPAROV 46-4450             25  16  2  110  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         51  39  1  109  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833          24  31  0  109  THE SOVEREIGN (1809)       RODEKI
-KNOB 82-53256                21  14  1  108  OPEN (1825)                DWES EG
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          38  18  0  107  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 USURPER 46-4447              22   6  1  107  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
-CATS 82-46868                19  14  0  107  ALLERGY (1844)             DWES EG
 RARE BREED 28-5350           36  20  0  106  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 AIR RAID 84-32877            20  16  0  104  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 CANDY MAN 6-7005             27  16  1  101  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SOLINARI 82-41826            21  20  1  101  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            21  19  0  101  A LOT TO LAUGH (1854)      BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAO CAO 72-8791              25  24  1  100  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SORA 82-50103                21  23  0  100  MCPANTS (1785)             DWES EG
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            19  16  0  100  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1876)      BLACKSTONE
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       29   8  2   99  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 AAN'ALLEIN 25-5776           20  15  2   98  WHEEL OF TIME (725)        LYRATILAN
 DIAZ 14-5026                 20  26  1   98  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 HEADSMAN 46-4423             18   6  1   98  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
-KNICK KNACK 13-5628          38  41  2   97  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 FOREVER PORCH 38-5173        22  15  2   97  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416            25  18  1   95  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 GORDONS 28-5337              27  11  0   94  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     21   7  0   94  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           23  33  0   92  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 THIRD COURSE 15-5338         33  16  0   91  SHEWISH DELICACIES (1796)  MALCORN
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        32  28  0   91  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-WILCE 25-5530                26  14  0   89  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 CHUCKY 22-7121               19  10  1   88  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 PAPA'S BANKBOOK 16-6250      29  25  2   86  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 PAC-MAN 21-8191              21  17  1   86  DEAD LEGENDS (1873)        SUNSET
-A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503      19   8  2   86  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         18  18  0   86  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 HERITAGE 17-7710             17   4  0   85  LES MENTORS (1882)         ALJAFIR
-ACE HARDWARE 47-7492         22  17  0   84  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         23  11  2   83  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           17   7  1   83  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
-ITEM 32-4794                 22  15  0   82  ERRATA (1805)              ARVAT
-RUNNY NOSE 52-3877           20  22  0   82  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 REBUILD 36-7697              31  34  0   81  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 TOO HIGH 84-26783            22  18  1   81  INNERVISIONS (1853)        BLACKSTONE
-GOV UHRHAMMER 33-8324        20  19  1   80  BIG LAKE BANDITS (318)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         23  11  1   79  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           20  38  0   79  FEAR FACTORY (1729)        DWES EG
 SIR MARCUS THE BOLD 60-9044  19  27  1   79  THE ELITE (1818)           ARADI
-ICHIGO 82-50105              18  15  0   79  SOUL REAPERS (1878)        DWES EG
 COREA 12-7086                33  41  0   77  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
-PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656     21   6  2   77  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 MASTER PLAN 84-36463         24  24  0   76  PAID IN FULL (1868)        BLACKSTONE
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           21  19  2   76  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      11  21  5   76  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 HOT MESS 84-45578            21  15  2   75  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 WARDRA 82-56471              16   7  0   74  BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1879)    DWES EG
-TERRE HAUTE 21-4522          23  18  0   73  TRIAL & ERROR (1885)       SUNSET
 HOUND ARCHON 75-3617         21  14  1   73  APOKOLIPS (1888)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE ROCK SHOW 43-5042        18  11  1   73  MELODY MAYHEM (1845)       VEASTIAN
 KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950      15   5  0   73  DEADLY RAGE (708)          DRAGONHEAD
-MASSIVE MIGRAINE 52-4167     20  10  1   71  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
-THEROD 35-4047               20  11  0   71  PHILANTHROPISTS (1374)     MURSKA
-FLO VALVE 28-4243            18  14  3   71  OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073)    MORYA
 TAMBA 97-6138                12   9  4   71  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          19  17  4   70  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SOLO 40-4614                 18  12  0   70  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
-ROSIE THE RIVETER 11-7942    16  20  2   70  SCORPIONS (1899)           ARUAK CITY
 COLTRANE 12-7034             33  51  0   68  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            19  11  2   68  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 FUERDAI 1-9286               18   4  2   68  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        17  14  0   68  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       26  33  2   66  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 LOVE PINK 1-9204             21  15  0   64  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 UGH LEE 24-5247              15   1  1   64  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 (1886) ZORPUNT
 ADEMA 61-3093                28  21  0   63  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 COLYN SHEA 30-5368           17   6  2   62  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
-GYGES 98-5012                 9  14  4   62  CURSED (1829)              SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPIRALS 75-3613              39   8  1   61  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 60-9038  17  25  1   60  THE ELITE (1818)           ARADI
 THE GNOME 84-26786           24  17  0   59  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
-MAJOR BRADBURY 73-5879       19   2  0   59  CANADIAN WHISKEY (1893)    ERINIKA
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    17   5  6   59  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
-R-1 18-9490                  18   3  1   58  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     16   8  1   58  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 THE TAKEOVER 10-6346         14   2  1   57  JAY-Z (1709)               KOLACT
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         18  25  0   56  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          17  24  1   55  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 MIC CHECK 84-42603           16   6  2   54  BATTLE OF LA (1898)        BLACKSTONE
 MAJESTIC BELL 84-32914       10   4  0   53  CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)   BLACKSTONE
-CLOWN 14-4418                24  38  0   52  HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795)    TOBIR
 NUCKY 10-6433                16  16  0   52  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 CORWIN 21-8086               22  17  1   51  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
 LONGSHOREMAN 28-5199         14  13  2   51  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       31  38  1   50  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 SOME KINDA PATE 81-2224      17  20  0   50  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   17  13  0   50  PANDORA'S CARDS (1872)     MORYA
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     19   8  0   49  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          15  16  1   49  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 HOFFA 18-9369                46 151  0   48  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 THE POSTMAN 25-5867          16  13  1   46  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1887)    LYRATILAN
 BLOCK 26-5168                12   8  0   45  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
-STRAY CAT 81-242             23  17  0   44  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
 JAROBI 24-5158               25  27  3   42  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            39  41  1   36  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      20  20  1   35  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 COSMO 19-4498                32  33  0   34  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          43  37  1   33  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 PART POWER 13-5627           33  47  0   33  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 RACOON 99-6151                9   2  4   26  THROWIN SHADE (1895)       SOUTH RIDGE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
FATHER CAT 35-3875        22  18  2 BUSY, BUSYTOWN 1375    NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742     692

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Jimmy Win -- I've never had so much trouble holding steady my colour pallette. -- 
Portaitist of Big Idea

It takes an average of 10,000 hours to master a skill.  (That's 5 years of 40 hours 
per week.) -- Elucidator, mgr. Big Idea 

Shout out to everyone in 101, hope everyone is doing alright. -- Scorpio *chunking a 
deuce at everyone in 101*

     Hey Scorp.  How's it going? -- Woodhaven

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEPP slimly lost to DANG LEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
NICK SEAFORT won victory over TALON in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge battle.
SLINKY was subdued by IGNORANCE in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
HEART ATTACK was devastated by CAPABLANCA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
NITROGLYCERIN delivered the death blow upon FATHER CAT in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
SIR MARCUS THE BOLD was overpowered by BUTTERCUP in a 9 minute Challenge struggle.
ATHROGATE IRONFORGE slimly lost to SNOWBALL V in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
RIB IAYE vanquished TICK ... TOCK in a popular 4 minute gruesome uneven duel.
ICE WIND vanquished JOE MAMA in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
FLESH HUNTER was savagely defeated by DIZZY GILLESPIE in a popular 6 minute melee.
KURT COBAIN demolished JOB in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
YONDER ORPHAN demolished DRAGON FRUIT in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC viciously subdued DARWIN in a action packed 7 minute gory fight.
CANNED SAVRADESE devastated DOBBIE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ROGUE WAVE overpowered THE HAMILTONS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
RUTH narrowly defeated ELMORE JAMES in a exciting 5 minute brutal bout.
WOMAN AT THE WELL was savagely defeated by PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a 2 minute match.
DOUBLE TRUE was devastated by BABY BACK RIBS in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA was vanquished by ALBERT KING in a 2 minute one-sided match.
RUN'S HOUSE handily defeated SAVAGE BEATING in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
COLOSSEUM HALLS was defeated by GARLIC ARAOI in a action packed 3 minute fight.
SIERRA overpowered TOCK .. TICK in a popular 2 minute uneven fight.
LATE AFTERNOON overpowered MR. CHUCK in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
PULLED ORC viciously subdued ILL SUBLIMINAL in a popular 3 minute gruesome fray.
JEX savagely defeated MEGABOLOX in a action packed 3 minute brutal competition.
PRADUS was savagely defeated by ANGEL CAKE in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
KERN narrowly defeated JIMMY THE HAND in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
INNARD SKINARD was narrowly defeated by BLACKBERRY in a exciting 6 minute gory bout.
GLAMDRING was viciously subdued by CRACKED BELL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
SYCAMORE STYLE overpowered ALIEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ONUPHRE devastated FIGHTING ILLINI in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
LONE WOLF savagely defeated GLOBULIZER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
COME AS YOU ARE vanquished SAND MAGGOT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
JOE WILLIAMS was handily defeated by LITTLE DRAGON in a 4 minute mismatched match.
LUCY overpowered EARLY ONE MORNING in a 2 minute gruesome uneven battle.
GRAHAM CRACKER viciously subdued ARCHED EYELID in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
FENDER handily defeated ZENSU LASAGNA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
STORMCROWE PIE was beaten by FLAME SPIDER in a action packed 1 minute competition.
Q-TIP handily defeated LONG-NECKED LARRY in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.
VIBRANT THING luckily beat LORETTA in a action packed 6 minute fight.
GAMMA CEPHEI overpowered WILLIE BROWN in a 2 minute uneven bout.
HIGHWAY GAMBLER overpowered RYO in a 1 minute uneven competition.
ROBERT PAULSON narrowly defeated MORK CALLING ORSON in a 3 minute match.
HANAKO-SAN was overpowered by LORETTA in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
SILVER SEAS beat BUGS in a 2 minute conflict.
HOGSHEAD bested STYGIAN HAG in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
IRON HANDED slimly lost to DAISY in a exciting 3 minute bloody battle.
ERIK overpowered SNAKE BITE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DOLGAN was viciously subdued by KHELOLIR in a popular 3 minute gory brawl.
TEQUILA viciously subdued COWBOYS in a popular 3 minute gory struggle.
BAD BORSCHT devastated ROBERT JOHNSON in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
RZA savagely defeated SOGGY in a exciting 3 minute bloody duel.
GLORY was demolished by MARY MARY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JANIS JOBLIN was devastated by HEARTBREAK in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
COG was demolished by CHATMON in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
HOPTICAL ILLUSION defeated GALILEO in a 1 minute fight.
COLONEL WIZEN defeated CREAMED MALCORN in a action packed 2 minute brutal melee.
SOLINARI was demolished by BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
BOA was narrowly defeated by HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight.
LONG-N-SLIM was vanquished by KRILL SOUP in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
UNFORTUNATE RAKE was beaten by JIMMY WIN in a 2 minute fight.
TEDDY RUXPIN was overpowered by HOLLOW MAN in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
AGONY GIGGLE savagely defeated PORTRAITIST in a exciting 4 minute brutal conflict.
USURPER was vanquished by ALLAWALLA in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided brawl.
VIOLENT PACIFICATION outwaited SEYMORE GUTTS in a exciting 8 minute bloody melee.
MIGHTY MANFRED won victory over JMJ in a 2 minute match.
INCREDIBLE SPEED was vanquished by MARTY MCFLY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
POE savagely defeated HI-TOP FADE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome fray.
TRANSFORMERS was subdued by SCREAMING END in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
DOUBLE E overpowered LOVE PINK in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
DIFFERENT RULER was subdued by KASPAROV in a action packed 1 minute fight.
3 LIBRAS was defeated by RARE BREED in a action packed 4 minute match.
AIR RAID narrowly defeated FUERDAI in a popular 6 minute contest.
DEF JAM SHIRT demolished TAMBA in a action packed 1 minute brutal uneven bout.
HOT MESS was vanquished by HEADSMAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
DIAZ savagely defeated COREA in a exciting 3 minute bloody competition.
CANDY MAN savagely defeated POSTMORTEM in a popular 3 minute gory bout.
STONE GOSSARD was handily defeated by CAO CAO in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
CORWIN was overpowered by THE ROCK SHOW in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SOME KINDA PATE was demolished by SOLO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided duel.
PEEKING DUCK overpowered NUCKY in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched duel.
ATTILA THE BUM was defeated by PAC-MAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
ANGRY LIGHTNING was narrowly defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 2 minute fight.
WARDRA viciously subdued FOREIGN SHORE in a action packed 3 minute gory battle.
HORRIFYING ATTACK was devastated by HERITAGE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HOUND ARCHON was vanquished by FOREVER PORCH in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SPIRALS outlasted LONGSHOREMAN in a action packed 8 minute duel.
TOO HIGH handily defeated THE POSTMAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE GNOME was handily defeated by CELL BLOCK A in a 4 minute one-sided battle.
COSMO was devastated by MAJESTIC BELL in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
CHUCKY overcame SEDAN OF BAN in a 2 minute fight.
KID FUNKY FRIED was narrowly defeated by JACK B. NIMBLE in a popular 3 minute fight.
SECOND MATE was devastated by PAPA'S BANKBOOK in a 2 minute uneven match.
JAROBI was vanquished by HERMY in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
MASTER PLAN was savagely defeated by THIRD COURSE in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
WHOOPIE DOO demolished DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
50 STAR GENERAL vanquished LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute uneven fray.
MIC CHECK was bested by RUY LOPEZ in a 2 minute fight.
UGH LEE subdued SKILLET LIBEL in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
EXECUTIONER overpowered METAL BRACE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HOFFA lost to THE TAKEOVER in a action packed 5 minute contest.
ADEMA slimly won victory over BLOCK in a monotonous 14 minute fight.
AAN'ALLEIN handily defeated DARQUE PREACHER in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
IOTA DRACONIS slimly lost to REBUILD in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brutal contest.
RACOON was devastated by NIGHTMARE GARCIA in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
QUEEN OF PENTACLES was overpowered by MAIN EVENT in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
GORDONS vanquished MEAN SPIRIT in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
WEST WOOD was savagely defeated by COLYN SHEA in a 1 minute competition.
POWER PUNCH was vanquished by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PART POWER was overpowered by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
COLTRANE savagely defeated LAKE SAILOR in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      47         PARRY-RIPOSTE     43 -  19 -  1      69  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  40         STRIKING ATTACK  110 -  77 -  1      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     31         LUNGING ATTACK   208 - 170 -  4      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 22         SLASHING ATTACK   60 -  52 -  0      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  20         AIMED BLOW       235 - 242 -  1      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   20         TOTAL PARRY      114 - 134 -  0      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-LUNGE       40 -  49 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         WALL OF STEEL     80 - 103 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     8         BASHING ATTACK    72 - 110 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-STRIKE      27 -  43 -  0      39  |

Turn 692 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  0     AIMED BLOW        23 - 24         3  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  6     BASHING ATTACK     9 - 11         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    24 - 16     PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  5         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  5         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      7 - 13         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY       10 - 21         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DANG LEN 62-4694           54  36  0  282 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)
LUNGING ATTACK   CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035  45  45  0  253 ARE YOU ? (1647)
STRIKING ATTACK  RIB IAYE 99-4345           26  33  4  238 SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)
BASHING ATTACK   YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387       42  15  2  234 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)
TOTAL PARRY      CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311    43  29 11  232 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)
PARRY-LUNGE      DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792    52  74  0  231 BLUE NOTE (1642)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              74  60  0  229 SHEPHERDS (1713)
SLASHING ATTACK  KURT COBAIN 46-4253        62  49  0  225 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
WALL OF STEEL    PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856    56  46  0  211 SUMMERTEETH (1651)
PARRY-STRIKE     INNARD SKINARD 98-3573     41  44  4  183 T-3 (1591)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
LONGSHOREMAN 28-5199.  The ten other most popular fighters were CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 
22-7035, THE TAKEOVER 10-6346, DIAZ 14-5026, SEYMORE GUTTS 5-5237, IOTA DRACONIS 
56-4546, PULLED ORC 45-4702, 3 LIBRAS 84--22489, DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792, TEQUILA 
28-5341, and CANDY MAN 6-7005.

The least popular fighter this week was ADEMA 61-3093.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were THE GNOME 84-26786, PART POWER 13-5627, POWER PUNCH 13-5629, QUEEN OF 
PENTACLES 28-5294, METAL BRACE 7-6453, THE POSTMAN 25-5867, HORRIFYING ATTACK 
75-3621, STONE GOSSARD 4-6874, LOVE PINK 1-9204, and USURPER 46-4447.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  5 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       3  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  3 0  SUNSET(21)           3  3 0  ARDIVENT(46)         5  4 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  SOLVEN(22)           4  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  4 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          5  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  4 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        3  4 1  ARADI(60)            1  4 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  3 0  CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  JURINE(61)           4  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  6 0  MORYA(28)            3  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  2 0  ARVAT(32)            2  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  5 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  3 0  DWES EG(82)          2  4 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  3 0  JHANS(36)            4  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      11  8 0  
TOBIR(14)            4  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  0 0  ZENSU(40)            2  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  3 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          3  3 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735          51  26  2  210  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 LUCY 2-6090                 32  10  0  201  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         37  20  1  210  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        23  11  1   79  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387        42  15  2  234  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 ALBERT KING 6-6821          48  34  0  221  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311     43  29 11  232  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GLOBULIZER 8-3973           36  34  1  171  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 GALILEO 9-5706              44  43  5  144  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 DARWIN 10-6236              44  36  0  188  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        51  39  1  109  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792     52  74  0  231  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 SIERRA 13-5616              43  24  0  212  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 IGNORANCE 14-4977           34  23  2  212  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 KHELOLIR 15-5407            22  18  0  176  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   44  23  0  166  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 HERITAGE 17-7710            17   4  0   85  LES MENTORS (1882)         ALJAFIR
 ROGUE WAVE 18-10482         25   8  2  248  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               32  33  0   34  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 NICK SEAFORT 21-7513        29  18  2  207  CELESTIAL WRATH (1799)     SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   45  45  0  253  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049      24  11  2  198  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 SLINKY 25-3080              36  28  0  196  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 BLOCK 26-5168               12   8  0   45  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 TEQUILA 28-5341             39  23  1  171  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 COLYN SHEA 30-5368          17   6  2   62  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 ONUPHRE 31-3385             67  79  3  217  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805      47  35  4  210  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     56  46  0  211  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339      41  60  0  175  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 KERN 36-7601                28  11  1  204  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111    23   6  2  133  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471  25  15  0  150  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1764)   ZENSU
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695      46  27  0  218  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833         24  31  0  109  THE SOVEREIGN (1809)       RODEKI
 THE ROCK SHOW 43-5042       18  11  1   73  MELODY MAYHEM (1845)       VEASTIAN
 PULLED ORC 45-4702          41  26  1  210  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         62  49  0  225  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 ICE WIND 47-7758            44  21  1  223  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419      40  38  4  193  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511        70  57  0  191  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688      36  15  1  197  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DANG LEN 62-4694            54  36  0  282  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711        20   9  0  118  MY CARTOONS (1850)         DRAGONHEAD
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372            35  26  2  168  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 IRON HANDED 75-3508         48  46  2  153  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         47  51  2  180  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82--23740   39  29  1  189  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 DOBBIE 84-30850             44  57  2  190  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 SOGGY 96-4997               19  28  3  163  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776        28  46  4  204  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029           35  25  7  195  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 RIB IAYE 99-4345            26  33  4  238  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE