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Date   : 10/18/2017    Duedate: 10/31/2017

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 723

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 LEGAL TERMS 82/1984   91   64   2 58.7      WS ARMS '05 71/1968
    4 PROS & A HACKER 85/1937                   MONGOL HORDE 73/1975
  2 PICTURE THI 56/1943  191  146   0 56.7      USELESS TOOLS 54/735
  3 CORVUS 3/1986       1786 1403  13 56.0      WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473
    DRACO 56/1858                               CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1967
    AQUILA 62/1908                              MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133
    PICTOR 26/1938                              SUE'S BIG BOYS 73/1981
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1786
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                          8 FIST 26/1889        3519 3452  41 50.5
    DELPHINUS 29/1973                           QUEEN 9/1629
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         JAY-Z 10/1709
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        TRIBE 24/1648
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        N.W.A. 84/1945
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       REVIEW 84/1958
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      RUN DMC 1/1626
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      VANITY 84/1855
    SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923                      BALLERS 84/1957
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      SIC 'EM 84/1905
  4 SHEPHERDS 18/1713    187  149   2 55.7      PEARL JAM 4/1638
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      AL BUMS V 84/1932
    BASH BROS TRAIN 72/1902                     ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    NEXT GENERATION 18/1896                     BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919                   BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906                  CRITICALS 75/1635
  5 GOD SQUAD 1/1762     814  665   3 55.0      HURRICANE 84/1951
    TEAM FLOYD 38/690                           I WANT YOU 3/1699
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                        JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953                      PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      HOWLIN MAD 47/1959
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567                     SOME OLD B 84/1962
    TERRAPIN STATION 10/598                     STILLMATIC 36/1652
    ALL THINGS FLOYD 17/1763                    WILD STYLE 84/1791
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
    ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612                 HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
    EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 47/1954                 LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
  6 EMPIRE 10/1851       331  275   2 54.6      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    THE MENTORS 10/1860                         UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    MENTOR-SHIPS 16/1978                        THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869                      LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      MOTHER'S MILK 84/1946
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                    STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
  7 SCOTCH 71/1705      1475 1229  19 54.5      TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    AVID FANS 45/569                            A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854
    NL CENTRAL 72/1987                          BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940
    I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842                     COURTS OF CHAOS 52/1915
    TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900                     DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
    WAY OF THINKING 84/1874                  12 T-3 98/1591          489  570   4 46.2
    IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693                    SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605
    CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/1891                   SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
    PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890                  U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970
    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668                 U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687
  9 SIRTAIN DEA 97/1827   84   84   3 50.0      SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904
    FACES OF DEATH 25/1801                      SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
 10 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697  413  444   8 48.2      WAY OF THE BLADE 2 84/1921
    DRAWN TOGETHER 82/1985                   13 WEIRD ALCHE 47/1831  109  128   3 46.0
    GREAT OLD ONES 73/1955                      WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877                   14 ORDER 14/1754        290  359   3 44.7
    ROMAN DIVINITY 82/1948                      ORDER 36/1780
    FEAR FACTORY 15 84/1961                     SEINFELD 19/1741
    FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964                     BAD BREAD 33/1041
    DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822                    OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897                   OTTODROME 13 84/1950
 11 AMBER 21/1857        247  282   2 46.7      STREEP LEGAL 14/1977
    BAD BEATS 47/1971                           REDNECK JIHAD 35/1983
    WE GOT GAME 46/1695                      15 AVENGERS 31/1321     219  312   0 41.2
    YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880                         LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    ONE MAN GANG 35/1718                        UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    YUPPIE HORDE 30/1979                     16 ARROGANCE 18/755     609 1005  11 37.7
    MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there, poozehounds.

So, another fortnight, another turn.  Whoop de do.  

Kid Koala died today.  LONDON BEEFEATER (72-6238) (29-12-1,96) of MEAT YOUR MAKER 
challenged KID KOALA (4-5694) (21-29-1,92) of COLLEGE RADIO #4.  LONDON BEEFEATER put 
to death KID KOALA in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.  Sucks, but it's not permanent.

There were 16 other challenges, including two TV challenges, which still seems pretty 
strange to me, this being the old farts' arena.  

WEDNESDAY ADDAMS (73-6043) (16-2-0,98) of CALENDAR GIRLS TV challenged PERPETUAL (84-
14073) (12-2-0,121) of OTTODROME 13.  WEDNESDAY ADDAMS devastated PERPETUAL in a 2 
minute mismatched Challenge fight.  The girl has got 18 fights, most of them wins.  I 
ask you, does that make her an old fart?

KENNY CHESNEY (73-5517) (18-5-1,67) of SUE'S BIG BOYS TV challenged SANTA MARIA (16-
6451) (15-4-1,72) of MENTOR-SHIPS.  KENNY CHESNEY handily defeated SANTA MARIA in a 2 
minute one-sided Challenge match.  In these two fights, does either contestant look 
like an old fart to you?

GAZZA (12-3538) (25-4-2,198) of ENGLISH FOOTBALL challenged USURPER (46-4447) (37-21-
1,297) of DUNGEON CELL.  GAZZA was vanquished by USURPER in a 2 minute mismatched 
Challenge brawl.  I guess I don't understand the criteria for getting into Home Guard.  
Usurper is our top Parry-Lunge.

TRICK SHOULDER (52-1053) (25-20-1,198) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged TICK ... TOCK (60-
511) (89-68-0,202) of UNNAMEABLES.  TRICK SHOULDER was luckily beaten by TICK ... TOCK 
in a 3 minute Challenge fight.

DON KING (47-5374) (66-54-3,193) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged TOMBSTONE (40-4642) (31-23-
3,186) of XCOM ALPHA.  DON KING was bested by TOMBSTONE in a popular 1 minute 
Challenge duel.

HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (56-59-1,194) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged MAJESTIC BELL (84-
32914) (30-14-0,186) of CHIMES OF FREEDOM.  HOCKEY DUCK bested MAJESTIC BELL in a 
crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.

DUCK WITH SWORDS (39-3726) (25-9-0,151) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged CHUCKY (22-7121) 
(33-26-1,164) of THE MENTORS GORE.  DUCK WITH SWORDS was overcome by CHUCKY in a 2 
minute Challenge fight.

ACE HARDWARE (47-7492) (28-19-0,171) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged AIR RAID (84-32877) 
(35-31-0,174) of I SHALL BE FREE.  ACE HARDWARE slimly lost to AIR RAID in a 13 minute 
gruesome Challenge melee.

HAIRY MONSTER (50-3436) (23-15-0,171) of OPEN SESAME challenged BAD BORSCHT (81-1894) 
(58-70-2,199) of OTTO'S DINER.  HAIRY MONSTER vanquished BAD BORSCHT in a 1 minute 
one-sided Challenge duel.

THE HITMAN (30-4550) (23-10-0,178) of WRESTLMANIACS challenged YONDER ORPHAN (5-5387) 
(61-26-2,161) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW.  THE HITMAN vanquished YONDER ORPHAN in an 
exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.

COLOUR COMMENTATOR (45-3951) (19-12-2,139) of AVID FANS challenged RUBIN CARTER (84-
33714) (29-18-1,156) of HURRICANE.  COLOUR COMMENTATOR was viciously subdued by RUBIN 
CARTER in a 4 minute Challenge bout.

JOCK-IN-THE-BOX (71-6370) (28-8-1,135) of SCOTCH challenged JANIS JOBLIN (46-4380) 
(69-29-3,163) of THE 27 CLUB.  JOCK-IN-THE-BOX was savagely defeated by JANIS JOBLIN 
in a 2 minute competition.

FAT LIP (52-3791) (26-34-1,150) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged FREE CHEESE!! (35-4279) 
(21-11-1,162) of HAPPY FUN TIME.  FAT LIP was savagely defeated by FREE CHEESE!! in a 
2 minute Challenge match.

PRIVATE LAPDANCE (31-5656) (22-10-2,43) of MILITARY MAYHEM challenged JOMMY (56-4539) 
(23-50-1,60) of MEN OF STEEL.  PRIVATE LAPDANCE was savagely defeated by JOMMY in a 
popular 4 minute Challenge duel.

CHAKA KHAN (73-5760) (15-5-1,33) of MONGOL HORDE challenged POWER PUNCH (13-5629) (49-
61-1,70) of ALLITERATE ARMY.  CHAKA KHAN slimly lost to POWER PUNCH in an exciting 3 
minute bloody Challenge fray.

TICKET TAKER (45-2522) (6-1-1,52) of AVID FANS challenged DIRTY CLOTHES (17-7674) (19-
36-0,50) of LAY LADY LAY.  TICKET TAKER devastated DIRTY CLOTHES in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge brawl.

Well, those guys made the effort to challenge, so good on them, I guess, even though a 
lot of them lost.

Here's the Title fight.  JOB (18-6129) (69-182-0,249) of SHEPHERDS fought TELLUS (82-
56650) (24-10-2,224) of ROMAN DIVINITY.  JOB was savagely defeated by TELLUS in an 
exciting 3 minute brutal Title match.  Funny, Job isn't a stylemaster this time.  He 
was last time, but I'm not gonna tell you what style he is.  But he is still the 
overall popularity leader.

As usual, Ruth is our top Parry-Riposte.  Cool lady.  RUTH (18-10121) (101-63-0,438) 
of SHEPHERDS fought SPIRALS (75-3613) (60-17-1,198) of CRITICALS.  RUTH viciously 
subdued SPIRALS in a tiresome 22 minute gory duel.  I do like long fights.  Spirals 
was voted this turn's least favorite fighter.  Ruth came in second in that vote, but 
the spectators are a pack of popcorn poots.

The top Lunger is Ignorance.  IGNORANCE (14-4977) (53-34-2,247) of MENTOR BLISS fought 
GORDONS (28-5337) (41-27-0,197) of BIG SHOTS.  IGNORANCE narrowly defeated GORDONS in 
an action packed 2 minute gory duel.

The top Waste is Prints of Whales.  CANNED SAVRADESE (7-6311) (56-46-12,230) of 
SHEWISH PICNIC fought PRINTS OF WHALES (56-4289) (25-4-1,230) of PICTURE THIS.  CANNED 
SAVRADESE was vanquished by PRINTS OF WHALES in a 2 minute one-sided match.

Baby Back Ribs is the top Striker.  KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (86-55-0,215) of THE 27 CLUB 
fought BABY BACK RIBS (24-5049) (40-25-2,219) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  KURT COBAIN was 
vanquished by BABY BACK RIBS in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.

The top Aimed Blow is Privateer.  HOT MESS (84-45578) (33-33-3,217) of VANITY fought 
PRIVATEER (28-5247) (38-28-0,230) of SEA DOGS.  HOT MESS was bested by PRIVATEER in a 
popular 1 minute bout.

Okay, Slinky is the top TP.  Let's see how long that fight was.  SLINKY (25-3080) (52-
40-0,207) of FACES OF DEATH fought 50 STAR GENERAL (84-41380) (33-21-1,192) of LAST 
THOUGHTS.  SLINKY beat 50 STAR GENERAL in a 2 minute bout.  Only two minutes?  Sheesh!

The top Parry-Strike is Solo.  SOLO (40-4614) (34-26-0,191) of XCOM ALPHA fought 
T.G.I. FLOYD'S (17-7346) (24-4-0,160) of ALL THINGS FLOYD.  SOLO vanquished T.G.I. 
FLOYD'S in an exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.

Top Slasher is Stink Face.  STINK FACE (47-8688) (17-2-2,202) of HOWLIN MAD fought 
JURINE CASSEROLE (42-4844) (20-17-1,172) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  STINK FACE narrowly 
defeated JURINE CASSEROLE in an action packed 2 minute competition.

And Soggy is the top Basher.  GAMMA CEPHEI (61-3877) (46-35-0,213) of CEPHEUS fought 
SOGGY (96-4997) (38-39-3,201) of FRUIT LOOPS 18.  GAMMA CEPHEI savagely defeated SOGGY 
in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody fight.

There were 116 fights today, compared to 115 last turn.  Supposedly, Royal Flush 
avoided Stillmatic.  Fine with me.  Avoiding gives you a better chance of getting your 
challenges through.

I think that's all I can say for now.  Or at least, all I feel like saying.  So go 
forth, my minions, and have two more weeks.

Keel Woodhaven

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TELLUS 82-56650              25  10  2  232  ROMAN DIVINITY (1948)      DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUTH 18-10121               102  63  0  461  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 USURPER 46-4447              38  21  1  318  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            54  34  2  261  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289     26   4  1  248  PICTURE THIS (1943)        ROCANIS
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       41  25  2  246  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            39  28  0  235  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          58  28  1  224  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           28  37  4  224  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 SHARP TIE 84-38182           39  38  0  222  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 COLTRANE 12-7034             52  63  0  221  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         47  35  0  221  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 REASONABLE DOUBT 84-23390    36  22  0  219  AL BUMS V (1932)           BLACKSTONE
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       47  21  3  218  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 SLINKY 25-3080               53  40  0  217  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           42  45  0  216  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 PRO 4 85-7401                29  27  0  215  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 THE QUESTION 10-5557         28  17  0  215  TERRAPIN STATION (598)     KOLACT
 Q-TIP 24-5090                41  27  0  213  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      31  32  5  212  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         90  68  0  210  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 REBUILD 36-7697              49  47  0  210  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 DERAILED 72-6912             28  19  1  210  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 COWBOYS 97-5301              38  31  4  209  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 DOBBIE 84-30850              63  69  2  207  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           57  59  1  206  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 RARE BREED 28-5350           56  31  0  206  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 SOLO 40-4614                 35  26  0  206  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 COREA 12-7086                48  57  0  205  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            37  34  0  205  A LOT TO LAUGH (1854)      BLACKSTONE
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       60  56  4  204  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        56  39  3  204  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 THE GNOME 84-26786           48  24  0  204  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 STINK FACE 47-8688           18   2  2  204  HOWLIN MAD (1959)          NORTH FORK
 MARY MARY 1-8872             62  74  1  203  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053       25  21  1  203  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 THE HITMAN 30-4550           24  10  0  203  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 TOMBSTONE 40-4642            32  23  3  202  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 TAMBA 97-6138                30  22  4  202  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 SPIRALS 75-3613              60  18  1  201  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 TENTH WATCH 18-10705         31  11  0  201  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         27  17  3  201  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 JOB 18-6129                  69 183  0  200  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 DARWIN 10-6236               56  55  0  200  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 REDICULOUS 84-41392          32  23  1  200  SIC 'EM (1905)             BLACKSTONE
 NUCKY 10-6433                32  31  0  200  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       76  61  0  199  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    62  36  0  199  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 GORDONS 28-5337              41  28  0  199  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 SOGGY 96-4997                38  40  3  199  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        36  39  2  199  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 FUERDAI 1-9286               30  22  2  199  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        55  85  1  198  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536           35  23  1  198  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 HOT MESS 84-45578            33  34  3  198  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      56  47 12  196  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          53  38  1  196  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         40  25  1  196  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        24  15  0  196  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          86  56  0  194  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         68  53  1  194  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       68  41  0  193  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          32  30  1  193  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 GAZZA 12-3538                25   5  2  193  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1786)    RIZTAB
 DOLGAN 56-751                56 120  5  192  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     33  22  1  192  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 POE 97-5615                  42  36  5  191  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        53  38  1  190  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 MILES 12-7265                32   8  0  190  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           46  47  1  189  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217        36  28  0  189  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 RICE & BEANS 47-8667         30  10  1  189  EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1954) NORTH FORK
-GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       51  29  1  188  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 GUILTY UNDERTAKER 3-7344     26  16  0  188  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 ERIK 56-3399                 86 103  1  187  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 ICE WIND 47-7758             59  37  2  187  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 DRES 18-10562                35  21  1  187  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 DON KING 47-5374             66  55  3  186  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 LONE WOLF 31-162             57  88  1  186  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        45  46  0  186  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         40  25  2  186  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 MAJESTIC BELL 84-32914       30  15  0  186  CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)   BLACKSTONE
 SEVERIN 84-20723             28  16  2  186  WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (1921)  BLACKSTONE
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          77  80  0  185  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           31  24  1  185  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 MERLIN 52-4401               30  18  0  185  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602       24   9  0  184  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         34  38  1  183  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    30  23  6  183  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 AIR RAID 84-32877            36  31  0  182  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 WATSON 9-5695                30  21  0  182  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     57  54  0  181  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          60  51  3  180  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          59  64  0  180  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        33  29  0  180  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844     20  18  1  179  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        65  41  0  178  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          58  71  2  177  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 THE TAKEOVER 10-6346         28  19  1  177  JAY-Z (1709)               KOLACT
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            33  15  3  176  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      35  36  1  175  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 CHUCKY 22-7121               34  26  1  175  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 MC REN 84-27222              38  25  0  174  N.W.A. (1945)              BLACKSTONE
 DIAZ 14-5026                 35  42  1  174  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         70  29  3  172  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       54  78  0  172  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           41  30  3  172  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            37  38  1  172  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      75  58  0  169  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CHAIN OF FOOLS 84-43107      28  19  0  168  FEAR FACTORY 15 (1961)     BLACKSTONE
 ACE HARDWARE 47-7492         28  20  0  168  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    25  20  2  168  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 COSMO 19-4498                47  49  1  167  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661         24  14  0  167  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279        22  11  1  167  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 RUBIN CARTER 84-33714        30  18  1  164  HURRICANE (1951)           BLACKSTONE
 NEVERMORE 9-5846             28  30  0  164  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346       24   5  0  160  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         61  27  2  159  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   26  19  1  159  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 JEX 14-4848                  41  42  0  158  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 FEZZIK 45-814                34  29  1  158  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 PICAROON 28-5202             36  16  1  157  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521        24  15  1  155  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          36  31  4  154  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726     25  10  0  152  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAPABLANCA 46-3105           37  37  0  150  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            33  27  2  150  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370      28   9  1  150  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 FAT LIP 52-3791              26  35  1  150  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       61  44  1  149  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     42  17  0  149  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 EVISSIRATOR 97-292           27  33  7  149  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           35  40  1  148  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313           20   9  1  146  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951   19  13  2  144  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 CHATMON 6-6992               40  38  3  143  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 KERN 36-7601                 37  33  1  141  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 THE PROFESSOR 84-30925       30  19  1  137  BALLERS (1957)             BLACKSTONE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          51  36  0  136  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 RYO 31-6470                  33  43  1  135  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       37  50  0  134  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867         32  13  0  131  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 SPURT 96-5750                17  12  4  128  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043     17   2  0  128  CALENDAR GIRLS (1967)      ERINIKA
 BARRELS 75-3683              33  19  1  127  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 CRAPULODON 47-4305           27  34  0  127  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             27  30  0  124  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 DON QUIXOTE 47-8393          25  13  0  124  BAD BEATS (1971)           NORTH FORK
 SWEET MUSIC 22-7107          21   3  4  123  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          53  43  0  120  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228       21   4  1  120  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
-NAZARETH 59-2503             35  16  0  118  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     30  12  2  116  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 GWAR 2-6074                  29  43  1  110  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 MUTANT BLOWBY 1-5520         30  22  0  104  GOD SQUAD (1762)           MORDANT
 PERPETUAL 84-14073           12   3  0  103  OTTODROME 13 (1950)        BLACKSTONE
 GAMMA DELPHINI 29-6059       14   5  0  102  DELPHINUS (1973)           LAPUR
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         26  48  1  101  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLOCK 26-5168                26  25  1  100  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 CORWIN 21-8086               31  28  1   97  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           30  41  4   96  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 BETTERMAN 4-7037             31  22  0   95  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 ANOMALY 82-771               18  21  1   95  LEGAL TERMS (1984)         DWES EG
 KID KOALA 4-5694             21  30  1   94  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         36  31  0   93  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 CHAZZ 2-6132                 30  15  1   93  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
-FEDERAL AGENT 32-6113        23  24  0   93  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       44  56  1   91  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BEER KHAN 73-5755            24   6  2   90  MONGOL HORDE (1975)        ERINIKA
 MUSTAFA JENKINS 35-4623      18  10  1   90  REDNECK JIHAD (1983)       MURSKA
 BUSY BEE 18-10572            29  24  0   87  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 HIGHER GROUND 84-26799       21   4  0   87  MOTHER'S MILK (1946)       BLACKSTONE
 KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517        19   5  1   87  SUE'S BIG BOYS (1981)      ERINIKA
 METAL BRACE 7-6453           38  35  1   86  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173       24  33  0   85  PICTOR (1938)              CALEAM
 HELLHOUND 6-7152             22  23  0   84  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 TEN GALLON HAT 30-5414       18  10  0   84  YUPPIE HORDE (1979)        IAYE
 CANCHA 60-9147               23  19  1   83  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          22  35  0   83  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 BURDEN TOFU 38-5293          16   8  0   82  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            30  25  7   79  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 ISHIBO 31-6441               28  49  2   79  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            30  46  0   78  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 R-1 18-9490                  33  18  1   77  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           31  23  0   77  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
-I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       27  21  1   77  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239           22   7  2   77  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
-CHURCH OF RISING SUN 59-2657 23  10  2   75  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          50  61  1   74  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 SHO'NUFF 25-5896             24  39  2   73  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 ONE TIME! 47-8396            24  12  0   72  BAD BEATS (1971)           NORTH FORK
 CRYINARA 2-6131              30  38  1   71  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 JOMMY 56-4539                24  50  1   70  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          27  45  1   69  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 HOFFA 18-9369                55 173  0   68  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 POT SHOT 78-3230             19  15  0   68  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 ADDICTION 84-48891           17  12  0   67  REVIEW (1958)              BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BONESCRAPER 50-3837          31  11  0   66  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 CURDLE 96-5748               12  17  3   66  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 BRUTALIX 31-6646             21  15  1   65  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            44  67  1   63  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 FRANKIE 13-5579              22  48  0   63  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
-BERT & ERNIE 50-3648         16  21  1   63  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 SANTA MARIA 16-6451          15   5  1   63  MENTOR-SHIPS (1978)        WILLAF
 JAROBI 24-5158               31  52  3   62  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 PART POWER 13-5627           38  73  0   61  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 TICKET TAKER 45-2522          7   1  1   61  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 MAMMA MIA 14-5144            18   6  2   60  STREEP LEGAL (1977)        TOBIR
-BUZZSAW 25-4804              16   8  3   59  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
-A CHEERLEADER 45-1092        16  10  1   59  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 CRUSHING AXE 40-4694         26  21  1   58  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713         25  31  3   58  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 CANDYMAN 22-7177             27  37  0   57  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 JONAS 25-5938                25  27  1   56  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 FAITH 47-8944                30  48  1   55  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
 THIRD STONE 22-7244          22  26  0   54  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
-SNUFFY 50-3865               16   5  1   54  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
-DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133     21   8  2   53  WS ARMS '05 (1968)         KYR'TERR
 HOFFA 18-8478                58 195  1   52  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     36  22  0   52  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638       18  10  0   52  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82-56761    19  10  0   50  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697       16  37  0   48  FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964)     BLACKSTONE
 DELTA CORVI 3-7763           16  19  0   47  CORVUS (1986)              OSKSI
 BEDTIME 84-49248             19  85  0   46  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
-ASTRO 72-6805                13   7  0   46  NL CENTRAL (1987)          DRAGONHEAD
 PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656     22  11  2   45  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674        19  37  0   43  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 LUNITARI 82-57001            16   7  0   43  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 BASHER FORCE 62-4872         26  35  5   40  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 CHAKA KHAN 73-5760           15   6  1   40  MONGOL HORDE (1975)        ERINIKA
 XIAHOU DUN 72-8784           15  26  0   40  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
-POP KHAN 73-5757             12   3  1   40  MONGOL HORDE (1975)        ERINIKA
 PINK SHIRT 28-5336           20  19  0   36  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 THE FADED LINE 82-56673      17   9  2   36  DRAWN TOGETHER (1985)      DWES EG
 RIOT FIGHT 84-49230          24  25  3   27  SOME OLD B (1962)          BLACKSTONE
 SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431         9   9  3   26  U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970)      SHADOW GROVE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
KID KOALA 4-5694          21  30  1 COLLEGE RADIO #4 1567  LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238  723

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WEDNESDAY ADDAMS devastated PERPETUAL in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
KENNY CHESNEY handily defeated SANTA MARIA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GAZZA was vanquished by USURPER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
TRICK SHOULDER was luckily beaten by TICK ... TOCK in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
DON KING was bested by TOMBSTONE in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
HOCKEY DUCK bested MAJESTIC BELL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
DUCK WITH SWORDS was overcome by CHUCKY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ACE HARDWARE slimly lost to AIR RAID in a 13 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
HAIRY MONSTER vanquished BAD BORSCHT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE HITMAN vanquished YONDER ORPHAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
COLOUR COMMENTATOR was viciously subdued by RUBIN CARTER in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX was savagely defeated by JANIS JOBLIN in a 2 minute competition.
FAT LIP was savagely defeated by FREE CHEESE!! in a 2 minute Challenge match.
LONDON BEEFEATER put to death KID KOALA in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
PRIVATE LAPDANCE was savagely defeated by JOMMY in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.
CHAKA KHAN slimly lost to POWER PUNCH in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge fray.
TICKET TAKER devastated DIRTY CLOTHES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
JOB was savagely defeated by TELLUS in a exciting 3 minute brutal Title match.
GAMMA CEPHEI savagely defeated SOGGY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody fight.
HOT MESS was bested by PRIVATEER in a popular 1 minute bout.
ZENSU LASAGNA was vanquished by CRACKED BELL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KURT COBAIN was vanquished by BABY BACK RIBS in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
DEF JAM SHIRT demolished AYLIAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CANNED SAVRADESE was vanquished by PRINTS OF WHALES in a 2 minute one-sided match.
SILVER SEAS was savagely defeated by THE QUESTION in a action packed 2 minute match.
RICE & BEANS was vanquished by REASONABLE DOUBT in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
RUTH viciously subdued SPIRALS in a tiresome 22 minute gory duel.
IGNORANCE narrowly defeated GORDONS in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
MILES was overpowered by KRILL SOUP in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
NUCKY was beaten by Q-TIP in a popular 1 minute bout.
COLOSSEUM HALLS overcame IOTA DRACONIS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome match.
ERIK was overpowered by SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a 2 minute brutal one-sided struggle.
COLTRANE slimly won victory over GUTTERSNIPE in a action packed 7 minute gory bout.
COREA subdued PEEKING DUCK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
THE TAKEOVER was vanquished by DERAILED in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
MARY MARY vanquished MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DARWIN was outlasted by RARE BREED in a action packed 7 minute brutal competition.
FUERDAI savagely defeated MC REN in a action packed 5 minute gruesome battle.
EARLY ONE MORNING viciously subdued DIAZ in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome match.
HORRIFYING ATTACK was overcome by TAMBA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
STINK FACE narrowly defeated JURINE CASSEROLE in a action packed 2 minute competition.
SNOWBALL V handily defeated DRES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
COLONEL WIZEN was defeated by COWBOYS in a popular 3 minute gruesome battle.
THE GNOME beat AYLIAN in a action packed 4 minute bout.
WATSON was overpowered by PRO 4 in a exciting 1 minute brutal uneven competition.
TENTH WATCH viciously subdued ELMORE JAMES in a exciting 9 minute brutal bout.
ICE WIND was outlasted by DARQUE PREACHER in a crowd pleasing 16 minute bout.
BICYCLE RACE slimly lost to SECOND MATE in a exciting 2 minute bloody conflict.
GUILTY UNDERTAKER was subdued by INNARD SKINARD in a 2 minute battle.
VIBRANT THING bested SEVERIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
DOBBIE savagely defeated POE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody battle.
SLINKY beat 50 STAR GENERAL in a 2 minute bout.
ROBERT JOHNSON viciously subdued LONG-NECKED LARRY in a popular 3 minute struggle.
STONE GOSSARD devastated SAVAGE BEATING in a 2 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
JOE WILLIAMS was savagely defeated by TEDDY RUXPIN in a action packed 20 minute fight.
BLACKGUARD was handily defeated by DOUBLE E in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
THE HAMILTONS was overpowered by ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
SAINT ANNIE savagely defeated RIPPY BRICKBOY in a action packed 9 minute gory duel.
SUICIDE KING was defeated by REDICULOUS in a popular 1 minute fight.
SOLO vanquished T.G.I. FLOYD'S in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
REBUILD unbelievably bested OSWALD ORC in a popular 3 minute fight.
EXECUTIONER was devastated by SHARP TIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
SKILLET LIBEL was savagely defeated by NAIHREN in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
ASSISTANT MANAGER was defeated by HUNGRY HAROLD in a popular 3 minute fight.
MAIN EVENT devastated RYO in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET savagely defeated DON QUIXOTE in a exciting 3 minute brutal conflict.
FEZZIK slimly lost to CHAIN OF FOOLS in a exciting 2 minute brawl.
XI AQUILAE was overpowered by ANGRY LIGHTNING in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LONE WOLF handily defeated WILLIE BROWN in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
THE PROFESSOR lost to ROBERT GERMAN in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
ELECTRIC SHEEP demolished DIFFERENT RULER in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
RUY LOPEZ lost to NEVERMORE in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
MEGABOLOX savagely defeated CAPABLANCA in a exciting 6 minute brutal struggle.
SNAKE BITE overpowered COSMO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
JACK B. NIMBLE overcame YODA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory match.
JEX was savagely defeated by EIGHTH-RATE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome bout.
MERLIN demolished BARRELS in a exciting 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
DOLGAN narrowly defeated ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a 2 minute brutal competition.
CRAPULODON was devastated by WHOOPIE DOO in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
ROSA MEXICANA overcame BETTERMAN in a popular 3 minute melee.
TOCK .. TICK was overpowered by EVISSIRATOR in a exciting 2 minute one-sided bout.
KERN defeated SPURT in a exciting 1 minute contest.
ZETA AQUILAE was unbelievably bested by ILL SUBLIMINAL in a 5 minute contest.
PICAROON vanquished BUSTED KNUCKLE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SWEET MUSIC overpowered CORWIN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BUGG-SHASH demolished RIGHTEOUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
CREAMED MALCORN was viciously subdued by CHATMON in a crowd pleasing 6 minute duel.
MUTANT BLOWBY subdued BURDEN TOFU in a popular 1 minute duel.
GWAR viciously subdued CELL BLOCK A in a action packed 3 minute gory fray.
FOREIGN SHORE slimly won victory over NAAN COMBATANT in a 3 minute competition.
BEA HEADER viciously subdued CRUSHING AXE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout.
SHO'NUFF was handily defeated by ANOMALY in a 2 minute gory one-sided fight.
GAMMA DELPHINI overpowered BASHER FORCE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
ISHIBO was viciously subdued by BUSY BEE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome duel.
CANCHA was beaten by CHAZZ in a 2 minute gory duel.
BONESCRAPER defeated PINK SHIRT in a exciting 6 minute bloody duel.
FAITH was overcome by CURDLE in a action packed 3 minute contest.
ONE TIME! lost to MUSTAFA JENKINS in a action packed 2 minute bloody fray.
NIGHTMARE GARCIA was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OVERSTAND won victory over HOFFA in a 1 minute bout.
BRUTALIX was beaten by TRAIN RAIL in a action packed 1 minute fight.
ST. RIKER bested MAMMA MIA in a 2 minute fray.
MIRROR'S GAZE was devastated by METAL BRACE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ADDICTION subdued CHAINSAW JUGGLER in a exciting 1 minute contest.
RIOT FIGHT was vanquished by LAKE SAILOR in a 2 minute brutal mismatched contest.
BEDTIME was viciously subdued by JONAS in a popular 7 minute gory battle.
TEN GALLON HAT demolished XIAHOU DUN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
DELTA PICTORIS savagely defeated CRYINARA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.
BLOCK savagely defeated 8 AM CLASS in a action packed 2 minute brutal duel.
SEYMORE GUTTS was overpowered by THIRD STONE in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
JAROBI overpowered THE FADED LINE in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
CANDYMAN was devastated by HELLHOUND in a 2 minute brutal one-sided battle.
HIGHER GROUND viciously subdued HERMY in a popular 3 minute brutal melee.
R-1 demolished PART POWER in a 1 minute gory uneven bout.
HOFFA slimly lost to WEST WOOD in a popular 8 minute gruesome bout.
BREAK OF DAY was vanquished by DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CLEAN HANDS narrowly defeated FRANKIE in a popular 5 minute bloody battle.
POT SHOT overpowered LUNITARI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
DELTA CORVI was vanquished by SEDAN OF BAN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      54         SLASHING ATTACK   62 -  36 -  1      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  36         PARRY-RIPOSTE     45 -  29 -  0      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     31         PARRY-LUNGE       41 -  35 -  1      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 29         TOTAL PARRY      161 - 138 -  2      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  22         LUNGING ATTACK   154 - 144 -  2      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   21         AIMED BLOW       256 - 248 -  2      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         STRIKING ATTACK  119 - 144 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         PARRY-STRIKE      24 -  30 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         WALL OF STEEL     75 -  99 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         BASHING ATTACK    92 - 124 -  0      43  |

Turn 723 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK   13 - 16         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  2     AIMED BLOW        23 - 31         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    21 - 15     BASHING ATTACK     8 - 14         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  3                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL     11 - 10                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY       16 - 15                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121             102  63  0  461 SHEPHERDS (1713)
PARRY-LUNGE      USURPER 46-4447            38  21  1  318 DUNGEON CELL (1840)
LUNGING ATTACK   IGNORANCE 14-4977          54  34  2  261 MENTOR BLISS (1862)
WALL OF STEEL    PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289   26   4  1  248 PICTURE THIS (1943)
STRIKING ATTACK  BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049     41  25  2  246 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)
AIMED BLOW       PRIVATEER 28-5247          39  28  0  235 SEA DOGS (1864)
TOTAL PARRY      SLINKY 25-3080             53  40  0  217 FACES OF DEATH (1801)
PARRY-STRIKE     SOLO 40-4614               35  26  0  206 XCOM ALPHA (1846)
SLASHING ATTACK  STINK FACE 47-8688         18   2  2  204 HOWLIN MAD (1959)
BASHING ATTACK   SOGGY 96-4997              38  40  3  199 FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
TENTH WATCH 18-10705.  The ten other most popular fighters were SAINT ANNIE 
84--24140, PINK SHIRT 28-5336, CHATMON 6-6992, JONAS 25-5938, COLTRANE 12-7034, YODA 
10-6690, ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867, GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536, FUERDAI 1-9286, and ROBERT JOHNSON 
46-4346.

The least popular fighter this week was SPIRALS 75-3613.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RUTH 18-10121, AIR RAID 84--32659, HOFFA 18-9369, NIGHTMARE GARCIA 
40-4610, BASHER FORCE 62-4872, BURDEN TOFU 38-5293, CORWIN 21-8086, DIFFERENT RULER 
84--32644, WILLIE BROWN 6-6944, and MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          6  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  2 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        3  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  2 0  CALEAM(26)           2  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  2 0  MORYA(28)            3  2 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  4 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  3 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  3 0  IAYE(30)             2  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  3 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  4 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  2 1  
ZUKAL(9)             1  3 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          3  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  6 0  MURSKA(35)           2  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  JHANS(36)            4  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       2  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  3 0  ZENSU(40)            2  2 0  DWES EG(82)          2  3 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      14 12 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  3 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          5  4 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         3  3 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  8 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     3  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           4  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARY MARY 1-8872            62  74  1  203  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GWAR 2-6074                 29  43  1  110  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         58  28  1  224  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        40  25  1  196  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536          35  23  1  198  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583         77  80  0  185  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311     56  47 12  196  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 WATSON 9-5695               30  21  0  182  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 THE QUESTION 10-5557        28  17  0  215  TERRAPIN STATION (598)     KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        68  53  1  194  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 COLTRANE 12-7034            52  63  0  221  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629         50  61  1   74  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 IGNORANCE 14-4977           54  34  2  261  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   62  36  0  199  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346      24   5  0  160  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 RUTH 18-10121              102  63  0  461  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               47  49  1  167  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 CORWIN 21-8086              31  28  1   97  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127         53  38  1  196  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049      41  25  2  246  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 SLINKY 25-3080              53  40  0  217  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228      21   4  1  120  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 PRIVATEER 28-5247           39  28  0  235  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 GAMMA DELPHINI 29-6059      14   5  0  102  DELPHINUS (1973)           LAPUR
 THE HITMAN 30-4550          24  10  0  203  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 LONE WOLF 31-162            57  88  1  186  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     75  58  0  169  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104        34  38  1  183  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 REBUILD 36-7697             49  47  0  210  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217       36  28  0  189  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          57  59  1  206  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 SOLO 40-4614                35  26  0  206  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653       65  41  0  178  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844    20  18  1  179  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 FEZZIK 45-814               34  29  1  158  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 USURPER 46-4447             38  21  1  318  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 STINK FACE 47-8688          18   2  2  204  HOWLIN MAD (1959)          NORTH FORK
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436       24  15  0  196  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053      25  21  1  203  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289    26   4  1  248  PICTURE THIS (1943)        ROCANIS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511        90  68  0  210  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877        47  35  0  221  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794          35  40  1  148  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370     28   9  1  150  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 DERAILED 72-6912            28  19  1  210  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313          20   9  1  146  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357          42  45  0  216  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 SPIRALS 75-3613             60  18  1  201  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239          22   7  2   77  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363        40  25  2  186  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 TELLUS 82--8886             25  10  2  232  ROMAN DIVINITY (1948)      DWES EG
 SHARP TIE 84--27354         39  38  0  222  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 PRO 4 85-7401               29  27  0  215  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 SOGGY 96-4997               38  40  3  199  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 COWBOYS 97-5301             38  31  4  209  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764          28  37  4  224  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 BEA HEADER 99-4683          30  41  4   96  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 12-14, 2018.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $149.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which 
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport 
shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center, 
jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--the code is RSG.  

Please make your reservations now if you plan to go.  
The hotel reservation site is:  http://tinyurl.com/yaekcffp
This is prime season for Phoenix and the hotel tends to fill up quickly.  

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!