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Date   : 02/25/2015    Duedate: 03/10/2015

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 657

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SHEPHERDS 18/1713      9    5   0 64.3      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
  2 DEMONSPAWN 33/1691    50   28   0 64.1      SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
  3 SEA DOGS 18/426     1054  739   9 58.8      THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                            UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    DUNGEON CELL 2/1707                         THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
    SHEWISH CANDY 38/1719                       BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722                      WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
    SHEWISH BUFFET 47/1724                      IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK 84/1733
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                      FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/1700
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732                      INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
  4 CREAM OF THE  2/589  127   93   0 57.7    9 GWAR 82/1731          80   81   3 49.7
  5 WRATHMEN XI 71/1581  169  130   2 56.5      D.R.I. 21/1471
    WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558                        BIG TEN 3 82/1747
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601                   FEAR FACTORY 61/666
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697
  6 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    510  414   2 55.2      WHO DA MAN? 12/1672
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         FEAR FACTORY 82/1729
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603                       BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1748
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                    KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1714
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682                    EXTREME AGGRESSION 18/1712
    THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611                10 THE TAKEN 29/350     205  211   1 49.3
    UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614                   NEVERBORN 30/1750
    VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620                   RUNEBLADES 75/1585
    ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685                 QUEENSRYCHE 17/1746
  7-POSSE 65/1388         66   61   2 52.0      HERO ALLIANCE 35/609
    BLACK COLOSSUS 46/1742                   11 WE GOT GAME 46/1695   29   30   2 49.2
    MACHINES OF WAR 6/1631                      ONE MAN GANG 35/1718
  8 QUEEN 9/1629         693  692   6 50.0      MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
    TRIBE 24/1648                               ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/1725
    B.I.G. 32/1683                              DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
    RUN DMC 1/1626                              STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694
    ARE YOU ? 22/1647                           STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 57/1726
    BIG SHOTS 28/1739                        12 SCRABBLE 65/1662      81   86   0 48.5
    BLUE NOTE 12/1642                           SEINFELD 19/1741
    CRITICALS 75/1635                           TREXTRAS 56/1660
    I WANT YOU 3/1699                           TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    PEEP SHOW 84/1696                           OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    AL BUMS II 84/1636                       13 T-3 98/1591          246  275   2 47.2
    HIGHWAY 61 84/1744                          MMM BEER!! 13/1710
    LAST WALTZ 84/1734                          SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
    STILLMATIC 36/1652                          SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
    INJURY FAIL 84/1689                         SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
    LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688                         YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    MASS EFFECT 84/1704                         SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698                   15 MADMAN 82/1081        23   28   0 45.1
    U PAY I SLAY 2 84/1701                      STRONGMEN 17/1644
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686                      RESTRICTIONS 82/1743
    SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621                16-WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708   22   27   0 44.9
 14 TREKKERS 29/1534     218  256   4 46.0      WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
    BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545                   17 ARROGANCE 18/755     568  910  11 38.4
    MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582                   18-UPSTARTS 1/1706        6   11   0 35.3
    THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564                     VANGUARD 21/1715

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Big numbers again today, we're by way of being the third biggest arena on the
Isle after Talahya and Primus.  This is good and bad, just like the rest of life.
Ninety-one fights, eight challenges, twelve standbys.  Yes.  Not a chance I could
talk about all of them, and even if I did, hal would have had a fit.  You don't want
to see hal's fits.  Not pretty.  So I figured I'd take the top twenty-five, or until
I ran onto the first standby; it ended up as twenty-three fights.  They're below
here.
     But first, a few other notes, such as Blind Blake got thirty-nine points.
Someone, I *think* Talib Kweli, but Vir was being cute when he made the notes, lost
thirty-three points.  There were no avoids issued, which is short-sighted of you.
Rumple, however, seems to have gotten the most challenges.  This works.

     LORD'S PRAYER (35-4456) (26-18-1,181) of FOOT OF PRIDE fought LONG-NECKED LARRY
(101-22) (0-0-0,181) of the Louts Local 101.  LORD'S PRAYER vanquished LONG-NECKED
LARRY in a 1 minute one-sided match.  This is the cut-off match.

     22) DAEMYN (71-2940) (19-5-0,203) of WRATHMEN XXV fought ELEVENTH (12-6963) (42-
32-0,172) of BLUE NOTE.  DAEMYN was demolished by ELEVENTH in a 1 minute one-sided
fight.  It was a very LOUD blue note.
     B'ZIADUL (71-3311) (39-23-1,198) of WRATHMEN XIV fought HAMMERHEAD (35-4129)
(56-65-3,199) of SEA DOGS.  B'ZIADUL was vanquished by HAMMERHEAD in a popular 1
minute mismatched fray.  Hammers to the head, often effective.
     SKIP JAMES (6-6579) (38-41-0,209) of BLACK AND BLUES fought WELL DON (16-6079)
(35-19-0,175) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS.  SKIP JAMES beat WELL DON in a 1 minute fray.
Experience and a strong right arm.
     SHIV (26-5006) (34-22-1,200) of SERPENTS HOLD fought HARBOR MASTER (18-10008)
(38-17-1,194) of SEA DOGS.  SHIV was overpowered by HARBOR MASTER in a 1 minute one-
sided duel.  You can't bring those snakes into the harbor, dude.
     SUBPRIME RIB (81-1567) (46-42-1,183) of OTTO'S DINER fought CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC
(22-7035) (26-28-0,169) of ARE YOU ?.  SUBPRIME RIB slimly won victory over CROSSTOWN
TRAFFIC in a 7 minute competition.  Well, good to know the Rib has some use.  I'll
make sure to carry it when I have to go across town.
     ARTHUR DENT (11-7305) (40-47-0,194) of THE HITCHHIKERS fought FUNKY MONK (84-
26803) (25-15-3,173) of BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK.  ARTHUR DENT overpowered FUNKY MONK in a 1
minute one-sided match.  You think you know what's going on, and then something like
this happens and leaves you scratching your head.

     TWIGGY RAMEIZ (82-7105) (27-18-1,188) of FEAR FACTORY II fought NERO (29-5707)
(48-54-1,160) of TREKKERS.  TWIGGY RAMEIZ was savagely defeated by NERO in an
exciting 4 minute brutal bout.  Twigs burn, don't they?
     URA GONER (8-5214) (30-16-2,198) of YOU PAY I SLAY fought JUSTIN CREDIBLE (21-
6514) (31-21-2,183) of D.R.I..  URA GONER overpowered JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.  Not incredible enough.
     CERES (99-3866) (25-24-4,203) of DODEKATHEON fought RUTH (18-10121) (51-47-
0,194) of SHEPHERDS.  CERES was devastated by RUTH in a 1 minute uneven duel.  She
was ruthless.
     NAKED LUNCH (78-2917) (39-37-0,219) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought KULGAN (56-4268)
(40-50-3,185) of MEN OF STEEL.  NAKED LUNCH was handily defeated by KULGAN in a
popular 1 minute uneven fight.  Never go naked in the middle of the winter.  At least
not in the arena.  People hit you, and you don't even feel it, then you wonder where
all that red stuff came from.
     LEAPS INTO THE AIR (75-85) (55-40-2,230) of CRITICALS fought GOPHER BAROQUE (2-
3359) (96-80-0,198) of CREAM OF THE SLOP.  LEAPS INTO THE AIR savagely defeated
GOPHER BAROQUE in a popular 3 minute brawl.  By an aerial attack.
     VIPER (36-7544) (47-30-0,211) of SERPENTS HOLD fought SHE'S A JAR (33-7804) (39-
31-0,182) of SUMMERTEETH.  VIPER was devastated by SHE'S A JAR in an exciting 1
minute mismatched conflict.  News flash: Viper caught in a Jar!
     ERIK (56-3399) (49-73-0,211) of MEN OF STEEL fought BRITISH SEA POWER (32-5370)
(38-18-0,205) of COLLEGE RADIO.  ERIK overpowered BRITISH SEA POWER in a 1 minute
one-sided match.  Things like this happen.  Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

The challenges:
     TAL (46-3106) (19-17-2,85) of WE GOT GAME challenged ELMORE JAMES (6-6782) (31-
25-0,85) of BLACK AND BLUES.  Straight across.  TAL viciously subdued ELMORE JAMES in
a popular 2 minute gory Challenge duel.  Beat him black and blue.
     NO SMOKING (82-625) (18-12-4,41) of RESTRICTIONS challenged RUMPLE (25-5755)
(15-15-0,56) of SAY MY NAME.  Up 15.  NO SMOKING vanquished RUMPLE in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge duel.  This is Rumple the Most Challenged.
     FRONTAL ASSAULT (57-1800) (23-18-0,82) of STRAGETY, DAMMIT! challenged THE
SQUARE (14-4892) (28-23-1,82) of WU-TANG FOREVER.  Straight across.  FRONTAL ASSAULT
handily defeated THE SQUARE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.  But of course.
     COWBOYS (97-5301) (7-3-4,28) of DEAD MAN'S HAND challenged HOFFA (18-9369) (37-
124-0,43) of ARROGANCE.  Up 15.  COWBOYS was viciously subdued by HOFFA in a 11
minute mismatched Challenge match.  An amazing win for Hoffa.  We didn't think he
could do it.

     KID DYNAMITE (32-6091) (25-22-2,100) of STRAGETY, DAMMIT! challenged DOUBLE TRUE
(41-4585) (21-15-0,100) of LAZY SUNDAY.  Straight across.  KID DYNAMITE was
demolished by DOUBLE TRUE in a 1 minute Challenge competition.  Ah, only prepared for
the single true, I see.
     SLICE CONSTRUCT (56-3181) (24-21-1,117) of ANYWAYUSLICEIT challenged KJARRAN'S
HAMMER (61-3372) (38-38-0,129) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 12.  SLICE CONSTRUCT was
unbelievably bested by KJARRAN'S HAMMER in a 3 minute contest.  Somehow I've never
pictured Kjarran with a hammer.  I always see Him with a scimitar, or else a
warflail.
     FEZZIK (45-814) (23-13-1,129) of MAX'S MIRACLE challenged FLESH HUNTER (47-6053)
(26-7-0,118) of BAAL'S MINIONS.  Down 11.  FEZZIK was unbelievably bested by FLESH
HUNTER in a popular 4 minute Challenge match.  And if that isn't a miracle, I don't
know what is.
     SUICIDE KING (35-3104) (24-21-1,111) of ONE MAN GANG challenged PIEHOLDEN SWEET
(33-7856) (36-30-0,106) of SUMMERTEETH.  Down 5.  SUICIDE KING devastated PIEHOLDEN
SWEET in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  It takes a fine Pie to bring down
the King.

For the title:
     BURIED TREASURE (33-7722) (47-15-0,330) of SEA DOGS fought ONE MIC (36-7580)
(40-12-1,213) of STILLMATIC.  BURIED TREASURE overpowered ONE MIC in a 1 minute one-
sided Title melee.  And so it goes.  Congratulations once again to Buried Treasure.

                                       Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      48  15     354  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     56  40  2  245  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ERIK 56-3399                 50  73     231  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           57  65  3  218  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            39  41     216  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       39  17  1  213  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHE'S A JAR 33-7804          40  31     211  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          42  34     210  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 URA GONER 8-5214             31  16  2  210  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
-ONUPHRE 31-3385              44  67  1  209  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 RUTH 18-10121                52  47     208  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         47  50  1  208  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 KULGAN 56-4268               41  50  3  205  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568       79  75  1  204  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          41  47     204  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 ELEVENTH 12-6963             43  32     203  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        96  81     199  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 ONE MIC 36-7580              40  13  1  198  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 DMX 25-5675                  33  24  2  198  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 ETHER 36-7552                41  27  1  194  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 SHIV 26-5006                 34  23  1  193  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        27  18  1  192  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 ASSUR 18-7821                72 126  2  190  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    38  19     190  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             39  24  1  188  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
-DROKK 31-4014                35  28  2  188  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 CERES 99-3866                25  25  4  188  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 NERO 29-5707                 49  54  1  187  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567         47  42  1  187  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 DAGAN 21-7201                53  41     183  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 VIPER 36-7544                47  31     183  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          39  38     182  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      31  22  2  181  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLIND BLAKE 6-6814           30  18  2  180  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       39  24     179  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 DAEMYN 71-2940               19   6     179  WRATHMEN XXV (1558)        KYR'TERR
 GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416         38  32     177  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
-GLOBULIZER 8-3973            24  11     177  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 WELL DON 16-6079             35  20     176  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 GZA 84-27225                 32  12     176  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    45  50     174  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          33  30  2  172  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
-LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296           28  10  1  172  MACHINES OF WAR (1631)     TRANSEL
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    26  29     172  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105        27  19  1  170  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975   31  26  1  169  EXTREME AGGRESSION (1712)  TALCAMA
 FUNKY MONK 84-26803          25  16  3  168  BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (1733)   BLACKSTONE
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     40  16     166  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 STICKY FINGERS 42-4523       33   8  1  165  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      34  21     164  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       38  33     162  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         48  44     161  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       26  44  4  161  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 SAURON 25-5581               34  17  2  158  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             32  18     156  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 HERO SANDWICH 24-5021        30  11     156  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            36  12  1  153  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 DANG LEN 62-4694             33  22     151  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583    34  20  1  150  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        24  20  2  150  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         31  24     149  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 XYLOID 65-7141               31  29  1  148  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 IMAGINATION 26-4975          28  11     147  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620)   CALEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CUTPURSE 2-5920              28   9  1  145  DUNGEON CELL (1707)        NIANIA
 BOA 1-8830                   27  36     145  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 BLACK DEATH 5-5364           21   6  1  144  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 MC SHAN 18-10307             30  21     141  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631          33  59     140  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720           30  14     139  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 KING RAT 9-5715              33  16  1  137  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      33  43     137  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         27   7     137  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          46  45     136  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372     39  38     136  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 SOFA KNEE 84-30839           21  14  1  136  INJURY FAIL (1689)         BLACKSTONE
 MR. FROST 82-4399            32  35  1  135  MADMAN (1081)              DWES EG
 BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640      34  34     133  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     29  28  3  133  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           25  17  2  130  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 EDDY 18-10120                18   3  1  129  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 PLYOMETRICS 84-31176         28  15  1  127  FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (1700)   BLACKSTONE
 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042     26  14  4  127  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         25  21  1  126  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 FEZZIK 45-814                23  14  1  126  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 E-X 33-3176                  25  26     125  DEMONSPAWN (1691)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       19  14     124  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          25  19  1  123  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 SURGEON OF DEMISE 82-7083    27  22  1  119  FEAR FACTORY (1729)        DWES EG
 ANGEL 75-2193                22  30     119  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 VULCAN 99-3864               24  25  4  118  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      24  22  1  118  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1725)      ROCANIS
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822             32  28  2  117  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         13  26  4  117  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509   23  10  1  116  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 CAPTURED PORK 47-7581        20   9     116  SHEWISH BUFFET (1724)      NORTH FORK
 ANDERSON 84-30894            19  14  1  114  MASS EFFECT (1704)         BLACKSTONE
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          22  15     113  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      39  52     111  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 DOBBIE 84-30850              25  41  2  109  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375        33  19  1  103  AL BUMS II (1636)          BLACKSTONE
 JAZI 29-3560                 29  13     103  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ODB 14-4891                  20  20  2  100  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       30  13      99  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 BABY BLUE 5-5321             25   8  1   99  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      36  31      98  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 FRONTAL ASSAULT 57-1800      24  18      96  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1726)   ANDOR
 TAL 46-3106                  20  17  2   96  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 JELLY BELLY 38-5063          30  17  1   95  SHEWISH CANDY (1719)       CLIFFHOME
 MARY MARY 1-8872             29  41  1   93  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 SNOWMAN 29-3460              28  26  1   93  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         27   6  1   93  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 KINGU 50-3575                19  16      93  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091         25  23  2   92  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            15  10  7   92  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           21  11  1   91  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       27  39      90  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 PRAWN STAR 81-2149           21  10      88  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 UNTAMED BERZERKER 75-3512    20  10      88  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 CHIRON 17-4235               24  24  3   86  STRONGMEN (1644)           ALJAFIR
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        27  47  1   85  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 GLORY 35-2429                27  19      84  HERO ALLIANCE (609)        MURSKA
-FRANK N. STEIN 1-513         26  15      84  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ENOCH 38-3242                21  21      84  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 RAVAGE 29-4444               24  22  1   83  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 DROXINE 56-4298              24  33      83  TREXTRAS (1660)            ROCANIS
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       25  25  4   82  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 IXION 21-7741                24  26      82  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          31  26      81  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 RIB IAYE 99-4345             10  14  4   81  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       27  21      80  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       24  14      80  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          33  26  1   79  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         20   2  1   79  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          20  10      79  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 DOLGAN 56-751                31  79  4   78  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       22  11  1   78  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1714)    ZUWAYZA
-EXNUR 21-85                  26  15      77  VANGUARD (1715)            SUNSET
-FRAN TIC 1-520               20  18  2   77  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT
 COSMO 19-4498                19  11      76  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
-WYLE E. CYOTEE 1-442         21  13      75  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT
-FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     17  16  1   75  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 THE SQUARE 14-4892           28  24  1   74  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 KRAIT 56-4344                19  18      74  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        26  24  1   72  WHO DA MAN? (1672)         RIZTAB
-MOE 1-440                    20  15      72  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           25  22      71  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       18  25  4   71  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
-INIGO MONTOYA 45-813         20  10      70  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 R.L. 6-6842                  23  16  1   69  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 LITTLE LION 13-5626          19   8  1   69  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 MERCURY 9-5692               36  20  2   67  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 PRADUS 99-3707               15  15  4   66  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         21  25  1   62  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 A MAN 35-4521                16   8  2   62  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
-GUNSLINGER 65-6960           18   7  1   61  POSSE (1388)               DAL SHANG
 DROW 81-1774                 30  38  1   60  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 OOZING MY MIND 84-50273      18  12      60  U PAY I SLAY 2 (1701)      BLACKSTONE
 ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348         15  24      60  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243        13  11  5   60  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686)      SYVYN'S HILL
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       28  19  4   59  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 NO SMOKING 82-625            19  12  4   59  RESTRICTIONS (1743)        DWES EG
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          18  18  1   59  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 HOFFA 18-8478                37 150  1   57  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     25  20      57  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
-DEATHSCAR 46-3989            17   5  1   57  BLACK COLOSSUS (1742)      ARDIVENT
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          25  20  2   56  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 ROCK RHYMES 1-9121           19   5      56  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339            9  20  5   56  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 SIERRA 13-5616               22  10      54  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
-SOREN 30-3529                17   2  1   54  NEVERBORN (1750)           IAYE
 GALILEO 9-5706               26  26  2   53  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 FRANKIE 13-5579              21  41      53  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        27  13      52  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 COREA 12-7086                19  20      51  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963       23  21  1   50  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 TEQUILA 28-5341              19   8  1   49  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 HOFFA 18-9369                38 124      45  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
-EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      13   6      45  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1748)    ZUKAL
 ARCHED EYELID 2-5775         22  15  1   43  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401           22  10      42  BODY OF MUSIC (1670)       ALJAFIR
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          16   9      42  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 RUMPLE 25-5755               15  16      40  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
-MINDCRIME 17-7516            12   4      40  QUEENSRYCHE (1746)         ALJAFIR
 GEORGIA SAM 84-32938         17  24      35  HIGHWAY 61 (1744)          BLACKSTONE
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        20   9  3   31  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRIPPLE CREEK 84-30907       20  45  1   27  LAST WALTZ (1734)          BLACKSTONE
 COWBOYS 97-5301               7   4  4   24  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Captured Pork -- WHAT?!?  Fight not over!  I said, "Hit me again!" -- Slice Construct

Colosseum Halls -- You broke my sword.  That was my last one!  Not cool, man.  Not
cool. -- Suicide King

Joe Williams -- Gotta hand it to you, you can take some damage.  Respect. -- Fezzik

Late Afternoon -- Too bad our duel was early morning.  At least Lady Greywand was
able to resurrect you in time for your nap. -- Kid Dynamite

Mary Mary -- Whatcha hiding underneath all that armor, Mary? -- Tal

Gladiatorial Commission -- I'm ready for my long losing streak to begin. -- Cowboys

     We'll work on that.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SUICIDE KING devastated PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FEZZIK was unbelievably bested by FLESH HUNTER in a popular 4 minute Challenge match.
SLICE CONSTRUCT was unbelievably bested by KJARRAN'S HAMMER in a 3 minute contest.
KID DYNAMITE was demolished by DOUBLE TRUE in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
COWBOYS was viciously subdued by HOFFA in a 11 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FRONTAL ASSAULT handily defeated THE SQUARE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
NO SMOKING vanquished RUMPLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TAL viciously subdued ELMORE JAMES in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
BURIED TREASURE overpowered ONE MIC in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
ERIK overpowered BRITISH SEA POWER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
VIPER was devastated by SHE'S A JAR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
LEAPS INTO THE AIR savagely defeated GOPHER BAROQUE in a popular 3 minute brawl.
NAKED LUNCH was handily defeated by KULGAN in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
CERES was devastated by RUTH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
URA GONER overpowered JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TWIGGY RAMEIZ was savagely defeated by NERO in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
ARTHUR DENT overpowered FUNKY MONK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SUBPRIME RIB slimly won victory over CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a 7 minute competition.
SHIV was overpowered by HARBOR MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SKIP JAMES beat WELL DON in a 1 minute fray.
B'ZIADUL was vanquished by HAMMERHEAD in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
DAEMYN was demolished by ELEVENTH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LORD'S PRAYER vanquished LONG-NECKED LARRY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DMX defeated ASSUR in a 2 minute match.
ETHER vanquished BAD BORSCHT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MANNY LEHMAN viciously subdued TICK ... TOCK in a action packed 7 minute brutal bout.
KURT COBAIN handily defeated AGENT OF BRUTALITY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SURLY DECKHAND overpowered SAURON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GRAVITRON was overpowered by BLIND BLAKE in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided match.
TALIB KWELI was overpowered by JOE MAMA in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
ARCHERS OF LOAF was overcome by GZA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
STICKY FINGERS vanquished XYLOID in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DAGAN demolished STORMCROWE PIE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? handily defeated KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHOPPED RABBIT overcame BOA in a action packed 5 minute gory match.
GAG HALFRUNT beat MAUL ON WHEELS in a popular 3 minute duel.
SLITHERING IDIOT handily defeated DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
E-X beat DOBBIE in a exciting 2 minute fight.
JAZI was viciously subdued by HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
COLOSSEUM HALLS overcame BLACK DEATH in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory duel.
IMAGINATION devastated GARLIC ARAOI in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
CUTPURSE handily defeated DEEP BLUE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
RUN'S HOUSE overpowered MR. CHUCK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HERO SANDWICH overpowered JOE WILLIAMS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fray.
BIG BILL BROONZY was demolished by DANG LEN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DEADLY FORCE savagely defeated MR. FROST in a exciting 4 minute gory battle.
ANGEL was overpowered by KING RAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MC SHAN overpowered SURGEON OF DEMISE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
EDDY overpowered DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
INCREDIBLE SPEED savagely defeated SAND MAGGOT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute contest.
VULCAN defeated ODB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
CAPTURED PORK was overpowered by RED SPECIAL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
WOMAN AT THE WELL unbelievably bested 56TH AND WABASHA in a 2 minute brutal bout.
PLYOMETRICS defeated THEATRE BUM in a 2 minute duel.
ANDERSON demolished CHIRON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided conflict.
SOFA KNEE devastated THEATRE BUM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
SADDAM A GO-GO was subdued by MARY MARY in a action packed 5 minute gory duel.
PAID IN FULL savagely defeated SAVAGE BEATING in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.
MERCURY was viciously subdued by HERMY in a 2 minute brutal match.
ROBERT JOHNSON savagely defeated HERMY in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
JELLY BELLY devastated ARCHED EYELID in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven match.
UNTAMED BERZERKER overpowered FRANKIE in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided match.
IRON HANDED overpowered DROW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven brawl.
JOY OF LOSING was handily defeated by BABY BLUE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
COREA was demolished by ZENSU LASAGNA in a action packed 2 minute one-sided fight.
PRAWN STAR demolished CRIPPLE CREEK in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
SIERRA was subdued by GLORY in a popular 3 minute duel.
LITTLE LION savagely defeated HOFFA in a exciting 6 minute gruesome conflict.
GALILEO was handily defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FLAME SPIDER was overpowered by TOCK .. TICK in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
JACK OF HEARTS was devastated by KRAIT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JIMMY THE HAND was savagely defeated by SNOWMAN in a popular 3 minute brutal fray.
DROXINE viciously subdued ROCK RHYMES in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory match.
LEAD BELLY was demolished by LAKE SAILOR in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
GEORGIA SAM was demolished by OOZING MY MIND in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DOLGAN savagely defeated MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
BICYCLE RACE was demolished by RIB IAYE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BLACKBERRY was beaten by IXION in a popular 3 minute fight.
INNARD SKINARD was viciously subdued by JANIS JOBLIN in a popular 3 minute gory melee.
KINGU overpowered ALBERT KING in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
SEYMORE GUTTS was overpowered by YONDER ORPHAN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
PRADUS lost to COSMO in a action packed 1 minute fight.
DRAGON FRUIT was devastated by LATE AFTERNOON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PULLED ORC handily defeated R.L. in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PUTRID DEFILER defeated ORGAN GRINDER in a action packed 4 minute brawl.
THE HAMILTONS lost to RAVAGE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
SILVER SEAS was demolished by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute uneven match.
VIBRANT THING was overpowered by B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
A MAN was handily defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
TEQUILA subdued HERMY in a 2 minute gory competition.
SYCAMORE STYLE was viciously subdued by MEAN SPIRIT in a 2 minute bloody duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      48         STRIKING ATTACK   74 -  56 -  1      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  34         SLASHING ATTACK   63 -  52 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   17         LUNGING ATTACK   172 - 150 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  16         PARRY-RIPOSTE     23 -  23 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         PARRY-LUNGE       36 -  37 -  1      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         AIMED BLOW       229 - 243 -  1      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         PARRY-STRIKE      30 -  33 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         BASHING ATTACK    64 -  74 -  4      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         TOTAL PARRY       45 -  59 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         WALL OF STEEL     62 -  87 -  1      42  |

Turn 657 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  8         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  4         3  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        26 - 22     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  7         3  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    18 - 16     WALL OF STEEL      5 - 12         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     8 -  8     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BURIED TREASURE 33-7722    48  15  0  354 SEA DOGS (1501)
SLASHING ATTACK  LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85   56  40  2  245 CRITICALS (1635)
BASHING ATTACK   ERIK 56-3399               50  73  0  231 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
STRIKING ATTACK  URA GONER 8-5214           31  16  2  210 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              52  47  0  208 SHEPHERDS (1713)
LUNGING ATTACK   KULGAN 56-4268             41  50  3  205 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
PARRY-STRIKE     ARTHUR DENT 11-7305        41  47  0  204 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)
TOTAL PARRY      GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359      96  81  0  199 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362     39  24  0  179 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
WALL OF STEEL    MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938      24  20  2  150 THE RUNAROUND (1628)

The overall popularity leader is SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was BLACK DEATH 5-5364.  The ten other most popular fighters were CROSSTOWN 
TRAFFIC 22-7035, MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074, CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362, DEADLY FORCE 75-3513, 
SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567, FEZZIK 45-814, SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181, LITTLE LION 13-5626, 
PAID IN FULL 84-23375, and BOA 1-8830.

The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-9369.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were COWBOYS 97-5301, SILVER SEAS 22-7127, DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371, BICYCLE RACE 
9-5609, JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963, GALILEO 9-5706, CRIPPLE CREEK 84-30907, DIZZY 
GILLESPIE 12-5792, ANGEL 75-2193, and BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  2 0  SOLVEN(22)           0  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  3 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          5  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  2 0  CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  5 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  ARADI(60)            2  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  2 0  LAPUR(29)            3  1 0  JURINE(61)           2  3 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            0  3 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  3 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           4  2 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    5  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  5 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  3 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6  4 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          6  3 0  ARDIVENT(46)         4  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  4 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           4  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871      38  33  0  162  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       96  81  0  199  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348        15  24  0   60  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 BLACK DEATH 5-5364          21   6  1  144  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579           39  41  0  216  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371         18  18  1   59  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 URA GONER 8-5214            31  16  2  210  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720          30  14  0  139  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105    40  16  0  166  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305         41  47  0  204  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 ELEVENTH 12-6963            43  32  0  203  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 LITTLE LION 13-5626         19   8  1   69  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 ODB 14-4891                 20  20  2  100  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 WELL DON 16-6079            35  20  0  176  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 CHIRON 17-4235              24  24  3   86  STRONGMEN (1644)           ALJAFIR
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008      39  17  1  213  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           36  12  1  153  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      79  75  1  204  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   26  29  0  172  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 HERO SANDWICH 24-5021       30  11  0  156  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 DMX 25-5675                 33  24  2  198  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 SHIV 26-5006                34  23  1  193  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 TEQUILA 28-5341             19   8  1   49  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 NERO 29-5707                49  54  1  187  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370   38  19  0  190  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722     48  15  0  354  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129          57  65  3  218  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 ONE MIC 36-7580             40  13  1  198  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   45  50  0  174  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585         22  15  0  113  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 STICKY FINGERS 42-4523      33   8  1  165  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837     34  21  0  164  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 FEZZIK 45-814               23  14  1  126  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         42  34  0  210  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053        27   7  0  137  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               19  16  0   93  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        47  50  1  208  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 ERIK 56-3399                50  73  0  231  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 FRONTAL ASSAULT 57-1800     24  18  0   96  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1726)   ANDOR
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362      39  24  0  179  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734      26  44  4  161  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DANG LEN 62-4694            33  22  0  151  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 XYLOID 65-7141              31  29  1  148  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311            39  24  1  188  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85    56  40  2  245  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917         39  38  0  182  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567        47  42  1  187  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105       27  19  1  170  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 GZA 84-27225                32  12  0  176  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776        13  26  4  117  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029           15  10  7   92  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 CERES 99-3866               25  25  4  188  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE

                                      A REMINDER

     On behalf of the mailroom slaves, please, please, put your arena number on 
everything, including your personals and diplos!  
     All diplos must show the recipient's name, team name, and arena number.  
     Sometimes stuff gets misfiled, delayed, not printed, or not delivered because we 
don't know where it belongs.  Thank you.
                                          -- A lowly mailroom slave

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      K. CARSON (8-3609) SUPERIOR FORCES  (436)   
                    MISCHIEVOUS IMP (36-1504) FRIEND OR FOE  (163)   
                          DR FUGLY (61-3477) 071406W  (384)   
                       RED-HOT FRYER (82-50979) 072707J  (8581) 
                          CHAIR (84-11685) WORDS VII  (2124)  
                          BRAIN (84-13446) NOUNS III  (2364)  
                     KYLSEN (84-16515) BUBBA'S 15TH ARMY  (2917)  
                EVERYONE WANTS SOME (84-26980) ROOKIE HALEN 9  (4782)  

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                      SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN NEWARK, NEW JERSEY!

Our summer FTF will be held in Newark, New Jersey, July 17-19, 2015.  It will be held 
at the Doubletree Newark Airport Hotel in Newark, New Jersey (800-222-TREE (8733)).  
Room rates are $119.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes free airport shuttle 
and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center, jacuzzi, indoor pool, and 
business center, as well as several resturants inside the hotel.  Self-parking is $8.  
The rooms are blocked--code REA.  (If you have trouble making reservations, please let 
us know!) 

Hotel site:  http://tinyurl.com/FF55-Newark

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                                          -- RSI