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Date   : 12/03/2014    Duedate: 12/16/2014

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DM 101    TURN 651

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DEMONSPAWN 33/1691    46   25   0 64.8      OTTO'S PARTS 52/892
    DRAGON LORDS 10/555                         PARTY ANIMALS 5/591
    EXCELLENT TUNES 53/1658                     USELESS TOOLS 54/735
    STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/1666                  GASHOUSE GANG 73/1728
  2 SEA DOGS 18/426      992  696   8 58.8      WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439
    DUNGEON CELL 2/1707                       8 MACHINES OF  6/1631   63   53   2 54.3
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         VOW TO DESTROY 36/1403
    SHEWISH CANDY 38/1719                     9 QUEEN 9/1629         485  486   6 49.9
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       JAY-Z 10/1709
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      TRIBE 24/1648
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722                      B.I.G. 32/1683
    SHEWISH BUFFET 47/1724                      RUN DMC 1/1626
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      EPIC RAP 43/1656
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                      PEARL JAM 4/1638
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732                      BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515                     CRITICALS 75/1635
  3 SORE LOSERS 21/1580  124   90   0 57.9      I WANT YOU 3/1699
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     PEEP SHOW 84/1696
  4 WRATHMEN 30/727      155  119   2 56.6      AL BUMS II 84/1636
    WRATHMEN 63/1563                            AL BUMS VI 84/1665
    ARENAS III 71/1594                          BLOOD GANG 99/1532
    WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581                        LAST WALTZ 84/1734
    WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558                        STILLMATIC 36/1652
    WRATHMEN DM 20 11/1536                      COUNTRY PIE 74/1669
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601                   INJURY FAIL 84/1689
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
  5 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    473  379   2 55.5      MASS EFFECT 84/1704
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603                       SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                    WEBL GREATS 84/1675
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682                    ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611                   MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614                   THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620                   BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
    ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685                 FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
  6 GWAR 82/1731          42   34   2 55.3      BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    D.R.I. 21/1471                              BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
    FEAR FACTORY 61/666                         HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697                         WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
    WHO DA MAN? 12/1672                         GREAT LAKES WEBL 84/1678
    FEAR FACTORY 82/1729                        IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723                      BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK 84/1733
    FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730                     FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/1700
    KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1714                    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    EXTREME AGGRESSION 18/1712                  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
  7 SCOTCH 71/1705      1318 1089  18 54.8   10 RED FURY 9/786       193  200   1 49.1
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          THE TAKEN 29/350
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          RUNEBLADES 75/1585

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         HERO ALLIANCE 35/609
 11 T-3 98/1591          220  235   2 48.4   14 MADMAN 82/1081        17   19   0 47.2
    MMM BEER!! 13/1710                          STRONGMEN 17/1644
    SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608                       LIVING LARGE 14/1711
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609                    15 TREKKERS 29/1534     200  238   4 45.7
    SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618                       BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500                       MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
    SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623                      THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698                   16 WE GOT GAME 46/1695   11   14   0 44.0
    U PAY I SLAY 2 84/1701                      ONE MAN GANG 35/1718
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686                      MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
    DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619                    ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/1725
    SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621                   STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694
 12 ENIGMA 1 82/1664      61   67   0 47.7      STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 57/1726
    SCRABBLE 65/1662                         17 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708   15   22   0 40.5
    TREXTRAS 56/1660                            WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
    TREXTRAS 61/1727                         18 ARROGANCE 18/755     562  898  11 38.5
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1639                        19 SHEPHERDS 18/1713      1    1   0 50.0
    OTTO'S DINER 81/1663                        CLOWNING AROUND 42/1720
    OTTOMAN EMPIRE 32/1703                   20 UPSTARTS 1/1706        1    1   0 50.0
 13-FURRY FURY 81/1593   104  116   1 47.3      VANGUARD 21/1715
    BATTLE FROGS 35/1597

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     If Snide Clemens had spent less time loving his mother and more time working at
his job, he MIGHT not be such a nasty piece of work.  Of course, having met his
mother, I wonder whether he might not have been a nasty piece of work regardless.
It's that kind of family.
     It would appear--not that I trust the clerks unreservedly, that Under Duress was
most avoided by Otto's Diner.  If it were the other way around, I could see it--there
are rumors about the food at Otto's Diner.  Oh, well.
     We had eighty-two figthts, only nine challenges (I expect that to pick up as
warriors settle in here), only five standbys!, and two deaths.

     Since you guys haven't felt like comments, here, without comments, are the
fights of the day:
     MAIDEN HAIR PASTA (7-6221) (22-16-0,82) of SHEWISH PICNIC fought ORGAN GRINDER
(3-7348) (15-17-0,40) of I WANT YOU.  MAIDEN HAIR PASTA subdued ORGAN GRINDER in a
popular 4 minute bloody duel.
     KEISHA (11-7584) (19-12-0,73) of WRATHMEN DM 20 fought MARY MARY (1-8872) (26-
37-1,65) of RUN DMC.  KEISHA was savagely defeated by MARY MARY in a 4 minute gory
bout.
     JOY OF LOSING (12-6600) (24-19-1,74) of WHO DA MAN? fought BABY BLUE (5-5321)
(20-6-1,67) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW.  JOY OF LOSING was overpowered by BABY BLUE in a 1
minute mismatched fight.
     SIERRA (13-5616) (20-5-0,45) of MMM BEER!! fought ELMORE JAMES (6-6782) (27-23-
0,69) of BLACK AND BLUES.  SIERRA bested ELMORE JAMES in a 3 minute gory battle.
     HOFFA (18-9369) (36-119-0,42) of ARROGANCE fought THE SQUARE (14-4892) (24-21-
1,79) of WU-TANG FOREVER.  HOFFA unbelievably bested THE SQUARE in a crowd pleasing 4
minute brutal bout.
     INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (21-22-4,56) of T-3 fought BLIND BLAKE (6-6814) (24-17-
2,86) of BLACK AND BLUES.  INNARD SKINARD unbelievably bested BLIND BLAKE in an
exciting 3 minute fray.

     PUTRID DEFILER (19-4323) (18-8-1,83) of KARNHORN KARNAGE fought 56TH AND WABASHA
(16-6042) (21-12-4,44) of BLOOD ON THE TRACKS.  PUTRID DEFILER was overpowered by
56TH AND WABASHA in a 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
     IXION (21-7741) (21-22-0,67) of BLOOD AND SAND fought ALBERT KING (6-6821) (22-
18-0,67) of BLACK AND BLUES.  IXION was savagely defeated by ALBERT KING in a popular
3 minute brutal contest.
     OOZING MY MIND (84-50273) (16-7-0,40) of U PAY I SLAY 2 fought MERCURY (9-5692)
(32-17-2,90) of QUEEN.  OOZING MY MIND was overpowered by MERCURY in a 1 minute
uneven match.
     RAVAGE (29-4444) (22-19-1,63) of THE TAKEN fought BICYCLE RACE (9-5609) (22-16-
2,61) of QUEEN.  RAVAGE was overpowered by BICYCLE RACE in an action packed 1 minute
one-sided match.
     SYCAMORE STYLE (32-5805) (26-14-4,50) of B.I.G. fought HERMY (101-4) (0-0-0,50)
of Exciting Opponents.  SYCAMORE STYLE overpowered HERMY in a 2 minute bloody one-
sided contest.
     KID DYNAMITE (32-6091) (21-20-1,76) of STRAGETY, DAMMIT! fought KING RAT (9-
5715) (28-14-1,75) of QUEEN.  KID DYNAMITE was viciously subdued by KING RAT in an
action packed 2 minute conflict.

     PIEHOLDEN SWEET (33-7856) (30-30-0,63) of SUMMERTEETH fought B&G BOUNCER (101-3)
(0-0-0,30) of Exciting Opponents.  PIEHOLDEN SWEET defeated B&G BOUNCER in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute brutal bout.
     SUICIDE KING (35-3104) (20-19-1,77) of ONE MAN GANG fought FUNKY MONK (84-26803)
(20-14-3,77) of BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK.  SUICIDE KING was vanquished by FUNKY MONK in a 1
minute uneven match.
     JELLY BELLY (38-5063) (25-15-1,72) of SHEWISH CANDY fought SOFA KNEE (84-30839)
(15-13-1,40) of INJURY FAIL.  JELLY BELLY was vanquished by SOFA KNEE in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
     PRAWN STAR (81-2149) (18-7-0,68) of OTTO'S DINER fought CHIRON (17-4235) (21-20-
3,89) of STRONGMEN.  PRAWN STAR devastated CHIRON in a popular 1 minute one-sided
battle.
     LATE AFTERNOON (41-4695) (20-11-0,57) of LAZY SUNDAY fought SEYMORE GUTTS (98-
4243) (11-6-5,39) of U PAY/I SLAY 2.
    LATE AFTERNOON demolished SEYMORE GUTTS in a 1 minute uneven match.

     JANIS JOBLIN (46-4380) (22-4-1,53) of THE 27 CLUB fought B&G BOUNCER (101-3) (0-
0-0,30) of Exciting Opponents.  JANIS JOBLIN won victory over B&G BOUNCER in an
exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
     UNTAMED BERZERKER (75-3512) (15-8-0,49) of CRITICALS fought SNOWMAN (29-3460)
(23-26-1,45) of THE TAKEN.  UNTAMED BERZERKER was overpowered by SNOWMAN in a 1
minute one-sided fight.
     DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY (75-3509) (18-8-1,69) of CRITICALS fought B&G BOUNCER (101-3)
(0-0-0,30) of Exciting Opponents.  DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY was executed by B&G BOUNCER in
a 1 minute one-sided match.  Next time, no getting boisterous in the Bash and Glug,
Destructive.
     IRON HANDED (75-3508) (30-22-1,89) of CRITICALS fought RIB IAYE (99-4345) (8-9-
4,51) of SHEWISH PICNIC.  IRON HANDED vanquished RIB IAYE in a 1 minute one-sided
contest.
     FLESH HUNTER (47-6053) (22-5-0,84) of BAAL'S MINIONS fought GALILEO (9-5706)
(24-21-2,31) of QUEEN.  FLESH HUNTER was overpowered by GALILEO in a 1 minute one-
sided contest.  Galileo gained forty-six points for this win, and Flesh Hunter lost
thirty-six.

     CAPTURED PORK (47-7581) (15-7-0,72) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought DOUBLE TRUE (41-
4585) (18-12-0,61) of LAZY SUNDAY.  CAPTURED PORK demolished DOUBLE TRUE in a 1
minute one-sided duel.
     KINGU (50-3575) (16-12-0,63) of MESOPOTAMIA fought FRANKIE (13-5579) (20-35-
0,33) of SERPENTS HOLD 929.  KINGU overpowered FRANKIE in an exciting 1 minute brutal
uneven melee.
     SEAM (71-3319) (20-5-2,69) of ARENAS III fought PAID IN FULL (84-23375) (27-18-
1,58) of AL BUMS II.  SEAM lost to PAID IN FULL in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
     DROXINE (56-4298) (21-29-0,65) of TREXTRAS fought TAL (46-3106) (17-13-2,50) of
WE GOT GAME.  DROXINE overpowered TAL in an exciting 2 minute gruesome mismatched
bout.
     KRAIT (56-4344) (17-13-0,55) of SERPENTS' HOLD fought ANDERSON (84-30894) (14-
12-1,66) of MASS EFFECT.  KRAIT was demolished by ANDERSON in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided conflict.

     FRONTAL ASSAULT (57-1800) (21-17-0,66) of STRAGETY, DAMMIT! fought FRAN TIC (1-
520) (18-16-2,78) of UPSTARTS.  FRONTAL ASSAULT overpowered FRAN TIC in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
     FLAME SPIDER (61-3401) (19-20-1,58) of FEAR FACTORY fought PLYOMETRICS (84-
31176) (23-13-1,85) of FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH.  FLAME SPIDER was handily defeated by
PLYOMETRICS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
     DANG LEN (62-4694) (28-20-0,53) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS fought ROBERT JOHNSON (46-
4346) (24-12-0,73) of THE 27 CLUB.  DANG LEN viciously subdued ROBERT JOHNSON in a
popular 3 minute bloody fight.
     ZENSU LASAGNA (61-3728) (24-43-1,61) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought HIGHWAY GAMBLER
(5-5401) (15-11-0,56) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW.  ZENSU LASAGNA was overpowered by HIGHWAY
GAMBLER in a 2 minute uneven bout.
     CRIPPLE CREEK (84-30907) (20-38-1,99) of LAST WALTZ fought FRANK N. STEIN (1-
513) (25-12-0,67) of UPSTARTS.  CRIPPLE CREEK was demolished by FRANK N. STEIN in a 1
minute mismatched contest.

     XYLOID (65-7141) (26-27-1,95) of SCRABBLE fought LEAD BELLY (17-7401) (20-5-
0,68) of BODY OF MUSIC.  XYLOID bested LEAD BELLY in a 2 minute match.
     SAND MAGGOT (61-3397) (22-15-1,94) of FEAR FACTORY fought JACK OF HEARTS (16-
5963) (21-16-1,58) of BLOOD ON THE TRACKS.  SAND MAGGOT demolished JACK OF HEARTS in
a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
     SADDAM A GO-GO (82-7155) (22-19-0,100) of GWAR fought ODB (14-4891) (17-16-2,55)
of WU-TANG FOREVER.  SADDAM A GO-GO was overpowered by ODB in a 1 minute one-sided
struggle.
     E-X (33-3176) (21-23-0,93) of DEMONSPAWN fought RED SPECIAL (9-5720) (24-13-
0,50) of QUEEN.  E-X was overpowered by RED SPECIAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
mismatched conflict.
     SLITHERING IDIOT (10-6105) (34-15-0,98) of SERPENTS' HOLD fought COLOSSEUM HALLS
(1-8871) (32-32-0,64) of RUN DMC.  SLITHERING IDIOT overpowered COLOSSEUM HALLS in a
2 minute gory one-sided battle.

     CHRISTINE (10-2470) (24-19-2,92) of DRAGON LORDS fought ARCHED EYELID (2-5775)
(22-8-1,75) of THE RUNAROUND.  CHRISTINE viciously subdued ARCHED EYELID in an
exciting 3 minute bloody match.
     CUTPURSE (2-5920) (22-8-1,92) of DUNGEON CELL fought HOFFA (18-8478) (36-144-
1,73) of ARROGANCE.  CUTPURSE overpowered HOFFA in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven
bout.
     JOE WILLIAMS (6-6583) (45-39-0,127) of BLACK AND BLUES fought MR. FROST (82-
4399) (29-31-1,98) of MADMAN.  JOE WILLIAMS was savagely defeated by MR. FROST in a
popular 5 minute gruesome battle.
     DEADLY FORCE (75-3513) (26-22-0,127) of CRITICALS fought ANGEL (75-2193) (20-25-
0,110) of RUNEBLADES.  DEADLY FORCE overcame ANGEL in an exciting 3 minute brutal
conflict.
     ARCHERS OF LOAF (43-4837) (30-18-0,110) of UNC COLLEGE RADIO fought INCREDIBLE
SPEED (75-476) (30-39-0,115) of CRITICALS.  ARCHERS OF LOAF was bested by INCREDIBLE
SPEED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.

     SINCEMILLA (71-3308) (25-10-0,128) of WRATHMEN XIV fought SLICE CONSTRUCT (56-
3181) (22-17-1,117) of ANYWAYUSLICEIT.  SINCEMILLA overcame SLICE CONSTRUCT in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
     DAEMYN (71-2940) (13-5-0,112) of WRATHMEN XXV fought TALIB KWELI (42-4631) (30-
55-0,116) of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP.  DAEMYN vanquished TALIB KWELI in a 1 minute one-
sided struggle.
     ONE MIC (36-7580) (35-11-1,122) of STILLMATIC fought FEZZIK (45-814) (21-9-
0,102) of MAX'S MIRACLE.  ONE MIC vanquished FEZZIK in an exciting 1 minute gruesome
one-sided match.
     AGENT OF BRUTALITY (18-5975) (27-23-1,126) of EXTREME AGGRESSION fought DIZZY
GILLESPIE (12-5792) (37-47-0,125) of BLUE NOTE.  AGENT OF BRUTALITY overcame DIZZY
GILLESPIE in a 2 minute bloody match.
     CHOPPED RABBIT (60-1362) (34-22-0,123) of UNNAMEABLES fought SUBPRIME RIB (81-
1567) (41-41-1,133) of OTTO'S DINER.  CHOPPED RABBIT savagely defeated SUBPRIME RIB
in an action packed 5 minute gory bout.

     WOMAN AT THE WELL (18-8583) (28-19-1,102) of SHEPHERDS fought MAUL ON WHEELS (2-
2938) (23-14-2,123) of THE RUNAROUND.  WOMAN AT THE WELL demolished MAUL ON WHEELS in
a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
     JUSTIN CREDIBLE (21-6514) (26-20-1,130) of D.R.I. fought BIG BILL BROONZY (6-
6640) (32-29-0,120) of BLACK AND BLUES.  JUSTIN CREDIBLE easily killed BIG BILL
BROONZY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  That's the second death today.  Aren't you
glad you don't have to wait for the next Dead Tourney to fight again?
     GZA (84-27225) (27-10-0,137) of ENTER THE WU fought DROW (81-1774) (29-32-1,102)
of MONSTER MANUAL.  GZA savagely defeated DROW in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal
match.
     NERO (29-5707) (44-52-1,150) of TREKKERS fought RUN'S HOUSE (1-8735) (22-13-
2,145) of RUN DMC.  NERO was viciously subdued by RUN'S HOUSE in a 2 minute bloody
fight.
     JAZI (29-3560) (27-10-0,131) of THE TAKEN fought DOBBIE (84-30850) (24-35-2,133)
of PEEP SHOW.  JAZI savagely defeated DOBBIE in an exciting 2 minute bloody fray.

     DMX (25-5675) (28-22-2,103) of SAY MY NAME fought GLORY (35-2429) (25-16-0,106)
of HERO ALLIANCE.  DMX overpowered GLORY in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
     GARLIC ARAOI (97-4776) (12-20-4,120) of SHEWISH PICNIC fought JOE MAMA (21-6771)
(29-14-0,125) of D.R.I..  GARLIC ARAOI was beaten by JOE MAMA in a 1 minute match.
     GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (92-78-0,151) of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought KJARRAN'S
HAMMER (61-3372) (37-33-0,156) of FEAR FACTORY.  GOPHER BAROQUE savagely defeated
KJARRAN'S HAMMER in an action packed 8 minute duel.
     SHIV (26-5006) (30-20-1,179) of SERPENTS HOLD fought KICK INTHE TEETH (82-7173)
(28-22-2,125) of GWAR.  SHIV won victory over KICK INTHE TEETH in a 2 minute gory
bout.
     ARTHUR DENT (11-7305) (37-44-0,160) of THE HITCHHIKERS fought ETHER (36-7552)
(36-25-1,150) of STILLMATIC.  ARTHUR DENT was overpowered by ETHER in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.

     HARBOR MASTER (18-10008) (34-15-1,176) of SEA DOGS fought SURGEON OF DEMISE (82-
7083) (24-18-1,141) of FEAR FACTORY.  HARBOR MASTER was vanquished by SURGEON OF
DEMISE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
     SHE'S A JAR (33-7804) (34-30-0,154) of SUMMERTEETH fought BAD BORSCHT (81-1894)
(30-26-2,170) of OTTO'S DINER.  SHE'S A JAR defeated BAD BORSCHT in an exciting 1
minute bout.
     HERO SANDWICH (24-5021) (27-7-0,183) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought ASSUR (18-7821)
(67-124-2,176) of ARROGANCE.  HERO SANDWICH was vanquished by ASSUR in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided match.
     CERES (99-3866) (21-22-4,181) of DODEKATHEON fought HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (54-61-
2,165) of SEA DOGS.  CERES overpowered HAMMERHEAD in a popular 1 minute one-sided
match.
     RUTH (18-10121) (49-43-0,206) of SHEPHERDS fought WELL DON (16-6079) (33-15-
0,191) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS.  RUTH was overpowered by WELL DON in an action packed 7
minute bloody uneven fray.

     ELEVENTH (12-6963) (39-29-0,203) of BLUE NOTE fought DROKK (31-4014) (33-25-
2,166) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U!.  ELEVENTH savagely defeated DROKK in an action packed
3 minute brutal fight.
     ERIK (56-3399) (46-70-0,204) of MEN OF STEEL fought B'ZIADUL (71-3311) (34-22-
1,189) of WRATHMEN XIV.  ERIK slimly lost to B'ZIADUL in a 2 minute contest.
     KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (37-32-0,209) of THE 27 CLUB fought GLOBULIZER (8-3973)
(22-8-0,158) of WEIRD ALCHEMY.  KURT COBAIN overpowered GLOBULIZER in a popular 1
minute bloody one-sided bout.
     SKIP JAMES (6-6579) (35-38-0,186) of BLACK AND BLUES fought URA GONER (8-5214)
(28-12-2,167) of YOU PAY I SLAY.  SKIP JAMES defeated URA GONER in an exciting 3
minute bout.
     CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC (22-7035) (25-23-0,195) of ARE YOU ? fought TWIGGY RAMEIZ (82-
7105) (25-14-1,176) of FEAR FACTORY II.  CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC slimly lost to TWIGGY
RAMEIZ in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brawl.

     NAKED LUNCH (78-2917) (36-34-0,194) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought SAURON (25-5581)
(32-12-2,169) of SAY MY NAME.  NAKED LUNCH overcame SAURON in a 1 minute bout.
     LEAPS INTO THE AIR (75-85) (50-39-2,213) of CRITICALS fought AYLIAN (101-23) (0-
0-0,181) of Exciting Opponents.  LEAPS INTO THE AIR overpowered AYLIAN in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
     GRAVITRON (19-5369) (32-9-1,237) of THE MOTHERSHIP CC fought LORD'S PRAYER (35-
4456) (23-15-1,194) of FOOT OF PRIDE.  GRAVITRON devastated LORD'S PRAYER in a 2
minute brutal mismatched conflict.
     KULGAN (56-4268) (36-48-3,227) of MEN OF STEEL fought MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074)
(43-47-1,197) of COLLEGE RADIO.  KULGAN handily defeated MANNY LEHMAN in an exciting
1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
     BURIED TREASURE (33-7722) (41-15-0,237) of SEA DOGS fought ONUPHRE (31-3385)
(41-65-1,186) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U!.  BURIED TREASURE vanquished ONUPHRE in a 2
minute brutal one-sided fight.

The challenges:
     PRADUS (99-3707) (13-10-4,80) of ARCANE GREATS MI challenged DEEP BLUE (5-3822)
(29-24-2,81) of TECHNOLOGY.  Up 1.  PRADUS was vanquished by DEEP BLUE in a 2 minute
gruesome one-sided Challenge duel.  Deep Blue got the most challenges today.
     IMAGINATION (26-4975) (22-10-0,87) of VCU COLLEGE RADIO challenged MC SHAN (18-
10307) (26-18-0,96) of HIP HOP HEROES.  Up 9.  IMAGINATION savagely defeated MC SHAN
in an action packed 4 minute Challenge melee.
     VULCAN (99-3864) (19-23-4,89) of DODEKATHEON challenged DOLGAN (56-751) (29-74-
4,100) of MEN OF STEEL.  Up 11.  VULCAN devastated DOLGAN in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched Challenge match.
     SAVAGE BEATING (35-4339) (26-33-0,85) of HAPPY FUN TIME challenged BOA (1-8830)
(25-31-0,96) of SERPENTS' HOLD.  Up 11.  SAVAGE BEATING was devastated by BOA in a 2
minute one-sided Challenge duel.

     BLACKBERRY (98-3339) (9-13-5,28) of ARCANE BEACH DAY challenged DRAGON FRUIT (7-
6371) (15-14-1,50) of SHEWISH PICNIC.  Up 22.  BLACKBERRY was overpowered by DRAGON
FRUIT in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.  Blackberry though the loser, gained
twenty-five points.
     MR. CHUCK (98-4029) (12-6-7,77) of ARCANE MASH UPS '14 challenged KEIRA (30-
5002) (23-11-2,81) of WRATHMEN.  Up 4.  MR. CHUCK was bested by KEIRA in a 2 minute
Challenge fight.
     WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563) (41-47-0,147) of TEAM FLOYD challenged STORMCROWE
PIE (61-3734) (23-40-4,149) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  Up 2.  WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was defeated
by STORMCROWE PIE in a 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
     LEGIONNAIRE (6-6296) (25-7-1,158) of MACHINES OF WAR challenged GAG HALFRUNT
(11-7416) (35-28-0,149) of THE HITCHHIKERS.  Down 9.  LEGIONNAIRE overcame GAG
HALFRUNT in a 2 minute Challenge match.
     BRITISH SEA POWER (32-5370) (33-17-0,158) of COLLEGE RADIO challenged TICK ...
TOCK (60-511) (45-40-0,147) of UNNAMEABLES.  Down 11.  BRITISH SEA POWER devastated
TICK ... TOCK in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight.

And for the title:
     DAGAN (21-7201) (50-37-0,236) of BLOOD AND SAND fought VIPER (36-7544) (44-27-
0,184) of SERPENTS HOLD.  DAGAN demolished VIPER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody
one-sided Title brawl.  Our congratulations to Dagan.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DAGAN 21-7201                51  37     252  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            33   9  1  250  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      42  15     244  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 KULGAN 56-4268               37  48  3  237  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     51  39  2  219  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          38  32     216  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 WELL DON 16-6079             34  15     212  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ELEVENTH 12-6963             40  29     206  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        46  28  1  204  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          37  34     203  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 ASSUR 18-7821                68 124  2  201  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             35  22  1  201  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            36  38     195  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105        26  14  1  195  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
-DON KING 47-5374             53  47  3  194  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           49  50  1  194  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 ERIK 56-3399                 46  71     192  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        23  16  1  192  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 RUTH 18-10121                49  44     191  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         43  48  1  188  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              41  66  1  188  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 CERES 99-3866                22  22  4  188  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    25  24     186  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 VIPER 36-7544                44  28     182  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 SHIV 26-5006                 31  20  1  181  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SURGEON OF DEMISE 82-7083    25  18  1  180  FEAR FACTORY (1729)        DWES EG
 DROKK 31-4014                33  26  2  174  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      27  20  2  173  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    34  17     171  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 SAURON 25-5581               32  13  2  171  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 SHE'S A JAR 33-7804          35  30     170  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 URA GONER 8-5214             28  13  2  170  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
-CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    20  11  2  170  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 HERO SANDWICH 24-5021        27   8     169  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 ETHER 36-7552                37  25  1  166  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296           26   7  1  166  MACHINES OF WAR (1631)     TRANSEL
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        93  78     162  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 GLOBULIZER 8-3973            22   9     161  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           54  62  2  159  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          30  27  2  158  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372     37  34     155  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           23  13  2  154  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       24  40  4  153  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416         35  29     150  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       34  16  1  150  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
-OBSIDIAN 36-7135             23  18  2  150  VOW TO DESTROY (1403)      JHANS
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          37  45     148  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 NERO 29-5707                 44  53  1  145  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         45  41     144  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    41  48     144  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 JAZI 29-3560                 28  10     140  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 GZA 84-27225                 28  10     139  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     28  23  2  137  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       35  22     136  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 SINCEMILLA 71-3308           26  10     136  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 ONE MIC 36-7580              36  11  1  134  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 DOBBIE 84-30850              24  36  2  133  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975   28  23  1  132  EXTREME AGGRESSION (1712)  TALCAMA
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         27  22     131  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567         41  42  1  129  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             30  14     129  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583    29  19  1  129  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      31  39     126  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 MR. FROST 82-4399            30  31  1  124  MADMAN (1081)              DWES EG
 DAEMYN 71-2940               14   5     124  WRATHMEN XXV (1558)        KYR'TERR
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      22  18  1  122  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1725)      ROCANIS
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      37  48     121  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 DMX 25-5675                  29  22  2  121  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         12  21  4  120  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640      32  30     115  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 ANGEL 75-2193                20  26     113  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 DROW 81-1774                 29  33  1  112  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          45  40     108  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      30  19     107  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631          30  56     106  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        23  15  2  105  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 BOA 1-8830                   26  31     104  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 CHRISTINE 10-2470            25  19  2  103  DRAGON LORDS (555)         KOLACT
 FEZZIK 45-814                21  10     103  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 XYLOID 65-7141               27  27  1  102  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     35  15     100  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 CUTPURSE 2-5920              23   8  1  100  DUNGEON CELL (1707)        NIANIA
 IMAGINATION 26-4975          23  10     100  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620)   CALEAM
 VULCAN 99-3864               20  23  4  100  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          23  15  1   99  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 GLORY 35-2429                25  17      96  HERO ALLIANCE (609)        MURSKA
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822             30  24  2   94  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 FRANK N. STEIN 1-513         26  12      93  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT
 MERCURY 9-5692               33  17  2   92  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 MC SHAN 18-10307             26  19      92  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          31  22  1   91  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 PRAWN STAR 81-2149           19   7      91  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ODB 14-4891                  18  16  2   90  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 PLYOMETRICS 84-31176         24  13  1   89  FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (1700)   BLACKSTONE
 FUNKY MONK 84-26803          21  14  3   89  BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (1733)   BLACKSTONE
 KEIRA 30-5002                24  11  2   88  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
-I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       20  13  1   88  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
-NOT FOR HIRE 32-5715         24  14      86  OTTOMAN EMPIRE (1703)      ARVAT
 KING RAT 9-5715              29  14  1   85  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 BABY BLUE 5-5321             21   6  1   85  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
-THE HITMAN 30-4550           14   3      85  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 DOLGAN 56-751                29  75  4   84  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     23  16      84  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 FRONTAL ASSAULT 57-1800      22  17      84  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1726)   ANDOR
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720           25  13      83  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       22  22  4   83  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
-LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     23   4  1   82  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
-ACE HARDWARE 47-7492         20  12      82  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 CAPTURED PORK 47-7581        16   7      82  SHEWISH BUFFET (1724)      NORTH FORK
-BLACK DEATH 5-5364           17   4  1   81  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375        28  18  1   80  AL BUMS II (1636)          BLACKSTONE
 MARY MARY 1-8872             27  37  1   79  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042     22  12  4   79  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       26  34      78  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 DANG LEN 62-4694             29  20      77  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 GALILEO 9-5706               25  21  2   77  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 CRIPPLE CREEK 84-30907       20  39  1   77  LAST WALTZ (1734)          BLACKSTONE
 ARCHED EYELID 2-5775         22   9  1   76  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 DROXINE 56-4298              22  29      76  TREXTRAS (1660)            ROCANIS
 ANDERSON 84-30894            15  12  1   76  MASS EFFECT (1704)         BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            12   7  7   76  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          23  16  2   75  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           23  18      75  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091         21  21  1   74  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 HOFFA 18-8478                36 145  1   72  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 SOFA KNEE 84-30839           16  13  1   72  INJURY FAIL (1689)         BLACKSTONE
 PRADUS 99-3707               13  11  4   72  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE
 CHIRON 17-4235               21  21  3   71  STRONGMEN (1644)           ALJAFIR
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401           20   6      70  BODY OF MUSIC (1670)       ALJAFIR
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       16  11      70  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 HOFFA 18-9369                37 119      69  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 BLIND BLAKE 6-6814           24  18  2   69  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         20  20  1   69  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       32  33      68  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       22  20      68  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
-MR BEEFY 45-4618             20   7  1   68  STREET WALKERS (1507)      STORMCROWE
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       21  11      66  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 KINGU 50-3575                17  12      66  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      31  30      65  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SIERRA 13-5616               21   5      65  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 KEISHA 11-7584               19  13      65  WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536)      ARUAK CITY
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        24  20  1   64  WHO DA MAN? (1672)         RIZTAB
 E-X 33-3176                  21  24      64  DEMONSPAWN (1691)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 IXION 21-7741                21  23      64  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
-BELLDANDY 45-4714            17  10  3   64  DARQUE FORCES (1425)       STORMCROWE
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       24  13      63  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 FRAN TIC 1-520               18  17  2   63  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT
 SEAM 71-3319                 20   6  2   62  ARENAS III (1594)          KYR'TERR
-JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370      20   1  1   62  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       27  14  4   61  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 SNOWMAN 29-3460              24  26  1   61  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
-FAT LIP 52-3791              22  25  1   61  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
-HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        14   7      60  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963       21  17  1   59  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 THE SQUARE 14-4892           24  22  1   58  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         19  21  1   58  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          27  24      56  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       18   9  1   56  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1714)    ZUWAYZA
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          18  13      56  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         23   4  1   55  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          16  14  1   55  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 RAVAGE 29-4444               22  20  1   54  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 RIB IAYE 99-4345              8  10  4   53  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE
 ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348         15  18      51  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        24  44  1   49  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 KRAIT 56-4344                17  14      49  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         22   6      48  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK
 JELLY BELLY 38-5063          25  16  1   47  SHEWISH CANDY (1719)       CLIFFHOME
 OOZING MY MIND 84-50273      16   8      47  U PAY I SLAY 2 (1701)      BLACKSTONE
 TAL 46-3106                  17  14  2   45  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509   18   9  1   39  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 UNTAMED BERZERKER 75-3512    15   9      37  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243        11   7  5   37  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686)      SYVYN'S HILL
 FRANKIE 13-5579              20  36      32  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339            9  14  5   25  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640   32  30  0 BLACK AND BLUES 1632   JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514   651
DESTRUCTIVE ENERG 75-3509 18   9  1 CRITICALS 1635         B&G BOUNCER               651

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BRITISH SEA POWER devastated TICK ... TOCK in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
LEGIONNAIRE overcame GAG HALFRUNT in a 2 minute Challenge match.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was defeated by STORMCROWE PIE in a 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
MR. CHUCK was bested by KEIRA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BLACKBERRY was overpowered by DRAGON FRUIT in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SAVAGE BEATING was devastated by BOA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
VULCAN devastated DOLGAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
IMAGINATION savagely defeated MC SHAN in a action packed 4 minute Challenge melee.
PRADUS was vanquished by DEEP BLUE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge duel.
BURIED TREASURE vanquished ONUPHRE in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
KULGAN handily defeated MANNY LEHMAN in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
GRAVITRON devastated LORD'S PRAYER in a 2 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
DAGAN demolished VIPER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided Title brawl.
LEAPS INTO THE AIR overpowered AYLIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
NAKED LUNCH overcame SAURON in a 1 minute bout.
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC slimly lost to TWIGGY RAMEIZ in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brawl.
SKIP JAMES defeated URA GONER in a exciting 3 minute bout.
KURT COBAIN overpowered GLOBULIZER in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
ERIK slimly lost to B'ZIADUL in a 2 minute contest.
ELEVENTH savagely defeated DROKK in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
RUTH was overpowered by WELL DON in a action packed 7 minute bloody uneven fray.
CERES overpowered HAMMERHEAD in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
HERO SANDWICH was vanquished by ASSUR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
SHE'S A JAR defeated BAD BORSCHT in a exciting 1 minute bout.
HARBOR MASTER was vanquished by SURGEON OF DEMISE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ARTHUR DENT was overpowered by ETHER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
SHIV won victory over KICK INTHE TEETH in a 2 minute gory bout.
GOPHER BAROQUE savagely defeated KJARRAN'S HAMMER in a action packed 8 minute duel.
GARLIC ARAOI was beaten by JOE MAMA in a 1 minute match.
DMX overpowered GLORY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
JAZI savagely defeated DOBBIE in a exciting 2 minute bloody fray.
NERO was viciously subdued by RUN'S HOUSE in a 2 minute bloody fight.
GZA savagely defeated DROW in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
JUSTIN CREDIBLE easily killed BIG BILL BROONZY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WOMAN AT THE WELL demolished MAUL ON WHEELS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CHOPPED RABBIT savagely defeated SUBPRIME RIB in a action packed 5 minute gory bout.
AGENT OF BRUTALITY overcame DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 2 minute bloody match.
ONE MIC vanquished FEZZIK in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
DAEMYN vanquished TALIB KWELI in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SINCEMILLA overcame SLICE CONSTRUCT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
ARCHERS OF LOAF was bested by INCREDIBLE SPEED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
DEADLY FORCE overcame ANGEL in a exciting 3 minute brutal conflict.
JOE WILLIAMS was savagely defeated by MR. FROST in a popular 5 minute gruesome battle.
CUTPURSE overpowered HOFFA in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven bout.
CHRISTINE viciously subdued ARCHED EYELID in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
SLITHERING IDIOT overpowered COLOSSEUM HALLS in a 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
E-X was overpowered by RED SPECIAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SADDAM A GO-GO was overpowered by ODB in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SAND MAGGOT demolished JACK OF HEARTS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
XYLOID bested LEAD BELLY in a 2 minute match.
CRIPPLE CREEK was demolished by FRANK N. STEIN in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
ZENSU LASAGNA was overpowered by HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a 2 minute uneven bout.
DANG LEN viciously subdued ROBERT JOHNSON in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
FLAME SPIDER was handily defeated by PLYOMETRICS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
FRONTAL ASSAULT overpowered FRAN TIC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
KRAIT was demolished by ANDERSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DROXINE overpowered TAL in a exciting 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
SEAM lost to PAID IN FULL in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
KINGU overpowered FRANKIE in a exciting 1 minute brutal uneven melee.
CAPTURED PORK demolished DOUBLE TRUE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FLESH HUNTER was overpowered by GALILEO in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
IRON HANDED vanquished RIB IAYE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY was executed by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
UNTAMED BERZERKER was overpowered by SNOWMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JANIS JOBLIN won victory over B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
LATE AFTERNOON demolished SEYMORE GUTTS in a 1 minute uneven match.
PRAWN STAR devastated CHIRON in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
JELLY BELLY was vanquished by SOFA KNEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
SUICIDE KING was vanquished by FUNKY MONK in a 1 minute uneven match.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET defeated B&G BOUNCER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal bout.
KID DYNAMITE was viciously subdued by KING RAT in a action packed 2 minute conflict.
SYCAMORE STYLE overpowered HERMY in a 2 minute bloody one-sided contest.
RAVAGE was overpowered by BICYCLE RACE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
OOZING MY MIND was overpowered by MERCURY in a 1 minute uneven match.
IXION was savagely defeated by ALBERT KING in a popular 3 minute brutal contest.
PUTRID DEFILER was overpowered by 56TH AND WABASHA in a 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
INNARD SKINARD unbelievably bested BLIND BLAKE in a exciting 3 minute fray.
HOFFA unbelievably bested THE SQUARE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal bout.
SIERRA bested ELMORE JAMES in a 3 minute gory battle.
JOY OF LOSING was overpowered by BABY BLUE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
KEISHA was savagely defeated by MARY MARY in a 4 minute gory bout.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA subdued ORGAN GRINDER in a popular 4 minute bloody duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      45         PARRY-RIPOSTE     25 -  17 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  32         STRIKING ATTACK   55 -  40 -  2      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         PARRY-LUNGE       48 -  36 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         SLASHING ATTACK   71 -  54 -  1      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  14         LUNGING ATTACK   129 - 113 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         WALL OF STEEL     62 -  63 -  2      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         TOTAL PARRY       44 -  49 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         AIMED BLOW       215 - 251 -  3      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         BASHING ATTACK    44 -  56 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  45 -  0      29  |

Turn 651 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     5 -  9         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        26 - 19     WALL OF STEEL      4 - 11         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK    18 - 14                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  5                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DAGAN 21-7201              51  37  0  252 BLOOD AND SAND (1545)
AIMED BLOW       BURIED TREASURE 33-7722    42  15  0  244 SEA DOGS (1501)
SLASHING ATTACK  LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85   51  39  2  219 CRITICALS (1635)
PARRY-STRIKE     WELL DON 16-6079           34  15  0  212 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)
BASHING ATTACK   ASSUR 18-7821              68 124  2  201 ARROGANCE (755)
TOTAL PARRY      TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105      26  14  1  195 FEAR FACTORY II (1730)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              49  44  0  191 SHEPHERDS (1713)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  VIPER 36-7544              44  28  0  182 SERPENTS HOLD (1609)
WALL OF STEEL    GLOBULIZER 8-3973          22   9  0  161 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362     35  22  0  136 UNNAMEABLES (1661)

The overall popularity leader is SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MR. FROST 82-4399.  The ten other most popular fighters were KJARRAN'S 
HAMMER 61-3372, CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035, IMAGINATION 26-4975, WELL DON 16-6079, GZA 
84-27225, CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362, BLIND BLAKE 6-6814, ALBERT KING 6-6821, ELEVENTH 
12-6963, and ANGEL 75-2193.

The least popular fighter this week was OOZING MY MIND 84--15263.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were SUICIDE KING 35-3104, CHIRON 17-4235, SEYMORE GUTTS 
98-4243, DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509, RIB IAYE 99-4345, FLESH HUNTER 47-6053, DOUBLE 
TRUE 41-4585, FRANKIE 13-5579, ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728, and CRIPPLE CREEK 84-30907.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  2 0  SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  2 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  4 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  0 0  CALEAM(26)           2  0 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  4 0  LAPUR(29)            2  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  0 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  JURINE(61)           2  3 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             5  0 0  ARVAT(32)            2  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         3  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  3 0  MURSKA(35)           0  5 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  JHANS(36)            2  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  3 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          3  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6  3 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  4 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         2  2 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  1 1  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735          23  13  2  154  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       93  78  0  162  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348        15  18  0   51  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822            30  24  2   94  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579           36  38  0  195  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221    23  16  0   84  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 URA GONER 8-5214            28  13  2  170  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 MERCURY 9-5692              33  17  2   92  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 CHRISTINE 10-2470           25  19  2  103  DRAGON LORDS (555)         KOLACT
 GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416        35  29  0  150  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 ELEVENTH 12-6963            40  29  0  206  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 SIERRA 13-5616              21   5  0   65  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 ODB 14-4891                 18  16  2   90  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 WELL DON 16-6079            34  15  0  212  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 CHIRON 17-4235              21  21  3   71  STRONGMEN (1644)           ALJAFIR
 ASSUR 18-7821               68 124  2  201  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           33   9  1  250  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 DAGAN 21-7201               51  37  0  252  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   25  24  0  186  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 HERO SANDWICH 24-5021       27   8  0  169  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 SAURON 25-5581              32  13  2  171  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 SHIV 26-5006                31  20  1  181  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 NERO 29-5707                44  53  1  145  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 KEIRA 30-5002               24  11  2   88  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 ONUPHRE 31-3385             41  66  1  188  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370   34  17  0  171  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722     42  15  0  244  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456       23  16  1  192  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 VIPER 36-7544               44  28  0  182  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   41  48  0  144  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695      21  11  0   66  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631         30  56  0  106  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837     30  19  0  107  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 FEZZIK 45-814               21  10  0  103  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         38  32  0  216  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 CAPTURED PORK 47-7581       16   7  0   82  SHEWISH BUFFET (1724)      NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               17  12  0   66  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        43  48  1  188  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 KULGAN 56-4268              37  48  3  237  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 FRONTAL ASSAULT 57-1800     22  17  0   84  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1726)   ANDOR
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511        45  41  0  144  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372    37  34  0  155  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 DANG LEN 62-4694            29  20  0   77  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 XYLOID 65-7141              27  27  1  102  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311            35  22  1  201  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85    51  39  2  219  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917         37  34  0  203  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         30  27  2  158  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105       26  14  1  195  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 GZA 84-27225                28  10  0  139  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776        12  21  4  120  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573      22  22  4   83  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 CERES 99-3866               22  22  4  188  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE

                            A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

          12 political points a'pumpin'
          11 TVs a'workin'
          10 free duels of credit
           9 ABs to challenge
           8 criticals a'connectin'
           7 scums a'dyin'
           6 skills a'maxin'
           5 A.D. invites
           4 lucky warriors
           3 size on replacement
           2 proxied TCs
          And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.

                                   May your days be merry,
                                   And your wins be often.

                                             The Consortium

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.