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Date   : 05/20/2015    Duedate: 06/02/2015

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 663

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SHEPHERDS 18/1713     19   13   0 59.4      ARE YOU ? 22/1647
  2 SEA DOGS 18/426     1111  791   9 58.4      BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                            BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            CRITICALS 75/1635
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            I WANT YOU 3/1699
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        AL BUMS II 84/1636
    SHEWISH CANDY 38/1719                       HIGHWAY 61 84/1744
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       LAST WALTZ 84/1734
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      STILLMATIC 36/1652
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722                      COUNTRY PIE 74/1669
    SHEWISH BUFFET 47/1724                      INJURY FAIL 84/1689
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                      MASS EFFECT 84/1704
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732                      SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
  3 CREAM OF THE  2/589  131   95   0 58.0      THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
  4 WRATHMEN XI 71/1581  178  143   2 55.5      UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558                        ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601                   MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
  5 GOD SQUAD 1/1762     544  438   2 55.4      BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
    TEAM FLOYD 38/690                           FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603                       BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    MILE HIGH CLUB 46/1765                      WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
    ALL THINGS FLOYD 17/1763                    IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                    BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK 84/1733
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682                    FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/1700
    CSU COLLEGE RADIO 40/1764                   BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611                   INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
    UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614                 9 LIVING LARG 14/1711   29   30   0 49.2
    VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620                10 GWAR 82/1731         124  131   4 48.6
    ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685                 D.R.I. 21/1471
  6-SCOTCH 71/1705      1325 1096  18 54.7      BIG TEN 3 82/1747
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          FEAR FACTORY 61/666
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         WHO DA MAN? 12/1672
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473                       KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1748
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1714
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                  11 THE TAKEN 29/350     219  233   1 48.5
  7 POSSE 65/1388         70   64   3 52.2      RUNEBLADES 75/1585
    BLACK COLOSSUS 46/1742                      HERO ALLIANCE 35/609
    MACHINES OF WAR 6/1631                      SOUL WARRIORS 38/357
  8 OBG! 47/1760         925  917   9 50.2   12 ORDER 14/1754        104  111   0 48.4
    QUEEN 9/1629                                SCRABBLE 65/1662
    TRIBE 24/1648                               SEINFELD 19/1741
    B.I.G. 32/1683                              TREXTRAS 56/1660
    RUN DMC 1/1626                              TECHNOLOGY 5/1639

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    BIRDEMIC 84/1751                            OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
 13 WE GOT GAME 46/1695   45   50   2 47.4      U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687
    ONE MAN GANG 35/1718                        SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
    MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721                    15 TREKKERS 29/1534     234  271   5 46.3
    ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/1725                      BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749                     MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
    STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694                   THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
 14 T-3 98/1591          277  315   3 46.8   16 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708   31   36   0 46.3
    MMM BEER!! 13/1710                          WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
    U PAY I SLAY 5/1756                      17-TOON INN 21/1757      23   27   0 46.0
    SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608                       BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/1759
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609                       CHUCK'S PINUPS 1/1755
    SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618                       CANINE CUISINE 61/1761
    YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500                       GLAD TO MEAT YOU 41/1758
    SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623                   18 ARROGANCE 18/755     574  920  11 38.4
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698                   19-UPSTARTS 1/1706       10   22   0 31.2
    U PAY I SLAY 2 84/1701                      VANGUARD 21/1715
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686                   20 STREET WALKE 29/129    5   12   0 29.4

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

G'day, Mates!

We had 87 fights this time, six down from last time, but that's still a goodly number.  
No challenges, no personal ads, ten standby fights.  No challenges?  That's weird.  
The Strikers did the best this past turn, followed by the Parry-Strikers and Parry-
Ripostes; Slashers are still the top over the past ten turns.  We still have more 
Aimed Blows and Lungers fighting than any style.  BORING!  

Our biggest climber was LEAD BELLY of BODY OF MUSIC, who bested GLORY of HERO ALLIANCE 
and rose 45 points in the rankings despite outranking his opponent 16:79.  Very nicely 
done!  I think.

Without further ado, here are the top 25 fights:

KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (45-36-0,213) of THE 27 CLUB fought HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (58-69-
3,192) of SEA DOGS.  KURT COBAIN demolished HAMMERHEAD in a popular 1 minute one-sided 
melee.  Kurt Cobain is our top Slasher.

SOFA KNEE (84-30839) (25-15-1,217) of INJURY FAIL fought STICKY FINGERS (42-4523) (35-
10-1,195) of DUNGEON CELL.  SOFA KNEE won victory over STICKY FINGERS in a 2 minute 
brawl.  Sofa Knee is our top Striker.

GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (99-83-0,196) of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought JOE MAMA (21-6771) 
(35-20-1,192) of D.R.I..  GOPHER BAROQUE outwaited JOE MAMA in a popular 13 minute 
fight.  Only thirteen minutes?  Gopher Baroque is our top Total Parry.  Nice job!

GLOBULIZER (8-3973) (26-14-0,204) of WEIRD ALCHEMY fought ODB (14-4891) (24-21-2,168) 
of WU-TANG FOREVER.  Globulizer subdued ODB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome 
competition.  And Globulizer is our top Wall of Steel.

DROKK (31-4014) (36-32-2,185) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! fought JUSTIN CREDIBLE (21-6514) 
(34-24-2,209) of D.R.I..  DROKK was overpowered by JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a 1 minute one-
sided struggle.

VULCAN (99-3864) (28-26-4,207) of DODEKATHEON fought NERO (29-5707) (53-55-1,194) of 
TREKKERS.  VULCAN was viciously subdued by NERO in a popular 3 minute gruesome 
competition.  Nero is our top Aimed-Blow.

CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC (22-7035) (28-32-0,201) of ARE YOU ? fought CAPTURED PORK (47-7581) 
(23-11-0,171) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC was vanquished by CAPTURED PORK in 
a 1 minute uneven duel.

FUNKY MONK (84-26803) (30-16-3,193) of BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK fought BAD BORSCHT (81-1894) 
(35-33-2,157) of OTTO'S DINER.  FUNKY MONK was vanquished by BAD BORSCHT in a 1 minute 
one-sided duel.

ELEVENTH (12-6963) (46-34-0,197) of BLUE NOTE fought URA GONER (8-5214) (32-20-2,169) 
of YOU PAY I SLAY.  ELEVENTH overpowered URA GONER in a popular 1 minute uneven match.  
Eleventh is our top Lunger and we salute him.

TWIGGY RAMEIZ (82-7105) (30-21-1,198) of FEAR FACTORY II fought PLYOMETRICS (84-31176) 
(31-17-1,172) of FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH.  TWIGGY RAMEIZ was savagely defeated by 
PLYOMETRICS in a exciting 5 minute match.

VIPER (36-7544) (49-34-0,186) of SERPENTS HOLD fought DIZZY GILLESPIE (12-5792) (42-
54-0,176) of BLUE NOTE.  VIPER handily defeated DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 1 minute one-
sided contest.

ETHER (36-7552) (44-29-1,183) of STILLMATIC fought WOMAN AT THE WELL (18-8583) (38-21-
1,188) of SHEPHERDS.  ETHER demolished WOMAN AT THE WELL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
one-sided brawl.

14) HARBOR MASTER (18-10008) (42-19-1,195) of SEA DOGS fought TICK ... TOCK (60-511) 
(52-45-0,208) of UNNAMEABLES.  ARBOR MASTER viciously subdued TICK ... TOCK in a 
action packed 3 minute gory fight.

CHOPPED RABBIT (60-1362) (40-28-0,172) of UNNAMEABLES fought COG (5-4132) (20-13-
2,103) of TECHNOLOGY.  CHOPPED RABBIT bested COG in a action packed 1 minute duel.  
Chopped Rabbit is our top Parry-Lunge!

KJARRAN'S HAMMER (61-3372) (41-41-0,159) of FEAR FACTORY fought DOUBLE TRUE (41-4585) 
(24-18-0,146) of LAZY SUNDAY.  KJARRAN'S HAMMER beat DOUBLE TRUE in a crowd pleasing 5 
minute bloody brawl.

ERIK (56-3399) (53-75-0,170) of MEN OF STEEL fought BATTLING BOB (101-26) (0-0-0,200) 
of  .  ERIK was overpowered by BATTLING BOB in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided 
bout.

JOB (18-6129) (31-161-0,174) of SHEPHERDS fought HIGHWAY GAMBLER (5-5401) (20-18-
0,124) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW.  JOB beat HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
fight.

STORMCROWE PIE (61-3734) (29-46-4,178) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought KINGU (50-3575) (21-
19-0,141) of MESOPOTAMIA.  STORMCROWE PIE was devastated by KINGU in a popular 1 
minute one-sided contest.

DANG LEN (62-4694) (35-25-0,172) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS fought BIG BILL BROONZY (6-6640) 
(35-38-0,113) of BLACK AND BLUES.  DANG LEN vanquished BIG BILL BROONZY in a action 
packed 1 minute one-sided match.

B'ZIADUL (71-3311) (41-27-1,173) of WRATHMEN XIV fought DOLGAN (56-751) (35-80-4,112) 
of MEN OF STEEL.  B'ZIADUL viciously subdued DOLGAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory 
fray.

EDDY (18-10120) (20-6-1,171) of SEA DOGS fought LORD'S PRAYER (35-4456) (27-23-1,178) 
of FOOT OF PRIDE.  EDDY demolished LORD'S PRAYER in a action packed 2 minute one-sided 
fight.

ANGEL (75-2193) (24-33-0,171) of RUNEBLADES fought INCREDIBLE SPEED (75-476) (36-45-
0,114) of CRITICALS.  ANGEL beat INCREDIBLE SPEED in a 2 minute gruesome fight.

DEADLY FORCE (75-3513) (33-27-0,159) of CRITICALS fought INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (28-
27-4,105) of T-3.  DEADLY FORCE was defeated by INNARD SKINARD in a 2 minute bout.  
Innard Skinnard is our top Parry-Strike, and we admire him more than he knows.  

GZA (84-27225) (35-14-0,180) of ENTER THE WU fought GARLIC ARAOI (97-4776) (15-29-
4,134) of SHEWISH PICNIC.  GZA subdued GARLIC ARAOI in a 1 minute melee.

And for the title match:  ONUPHRE (31-3385) (48-68-1,252) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 
fought RUTH (18-10121) (55-49-0,211) of SHEPHERDS.  ONUPHRE viciously subdued RUTH in 
a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome Title fight.  Onuphre retained the Captain of the 
Guard title for the third turn, and is our top Basher.  Ruth is our top Parry-Riposte.  
Congratulations!

That's it for this time.  Could whoever left that bashed-in large shield by the 
entrance please remove it?  At least I think it was a shield...  it's mostly a pile of 
splinters, now.  I wish I'd seen that fight!

Z

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              49  68  1  263  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SOFA KNEE 84-30839           26  15  1  235  INJURY FAIL (1689)         BLACKSTONE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          46  36     222  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      35  24  2  218  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
-DON KING 47-5374             54  47  3  211  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       43  19  1  210  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       100  83     208  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 ELEVENTH 12-6963             47  34     207  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 NERO 29-5707                 54  55  1  206  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           50  50  1  206  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        47  28  1  206  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 ETHER 36-7552                45  29  1  206  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 GLOBULIZER 8-3973            27  14     206  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         52  46     199  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 PLYOMETRICS 84-31176         32  17  1  198  FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (1700)   BLACKSTONE
 CAPTURED PORK 47-7581        24  11     197  SHEWISH BUFFET (1724)      NORTH FORK
 RUTH 18-10121                55  50     196  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             35  21  1  195  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 STICKY FINGERS 42-4523       35  11  1  194  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 VIPER 36-7544                50  34     193  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 VULCAN 99-3864               28  27  4  193  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          36  33  2  192  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 EDDY 18-10120                21   6  1  190  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           58  70  3  187  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105        30  22  1  187  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
-SLAUGHTER 38-1385            39  27     183  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 DROKK 31-4014                36  33  2  182  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 GZA 84-27225                 36  14     182  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 HERO SANDWICH 24-5021        34  13     182  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583    38  22  1  179  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
-GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416         40  35     178  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 DMX 25-5675                  37  26  2  178  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    28  33     178  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 ODB 14-4891                  24  22  2  177  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 JOB 18-6129                  32 161     176  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             42  27  1  175  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       41  28     174  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
-KING RAT 9-5715              36  18  1  174  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DANG LEN 62-4694             36  25     174  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      42  55     173  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 ANGEL 75-2193                25  33     173  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 DAEMYN 71-2940               21  10     172  WRATHMEN XXV (1558)        KYR'TERR
 KINGU 50-3575                22  19     171  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 URA GONER 8-5214             32  21  2  169  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        27  24  1  169  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 ERIK 56-3399                 53  76     168  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            18  13  7  168  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372     42  41     167  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 FUNKY MONK 84-26803          30  17  3  166  BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (1733)   BLACKSTONE
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      28  24  1  166  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1725)      ROCANIS
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822             35  31  2  163  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091         30  24  2  156  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 UNTAMED BERZERKER 75-3512    24  12     156  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042     28  18  4  153  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       34  15     152  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       40  37     151  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       29  47  4  150  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
-CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    20  12  2  150  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         33   6  1  149  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 DOBBIE 84-30850              29  43  2  149  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          24  19     147  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         15  30  4  147  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 JAZI 29-3560                 31  17     146  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 TAL 46-3106                  22  21  2  143  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       29  27  4  141  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          37  28  1  140  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SNOWMAN 29-3460              30  30  1  140  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 PRAWN STAR 81-2149           25  12     140  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 JELLY BELLY 38-5063          33  20  1  139  SHEWISH CANDY (1719)       CLIFFHOME
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     31  32  3  139  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 XYLOID 65-7141               33  33  1  137  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         28  24  1  134  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 SIERRA 13-5616               27  11     134  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375        36  22  1  132  AL BUMS II (1636)          BLACKSTONE
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       20  19     132  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           28  20  2  131  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     21  18  1  131  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 THE SQUARE 14-4892           32  26  2  130  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         33  28     129  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 DOLGAN 56-751                35  81  4  127  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 DROXINE 56-4298              28  35     127  TREXTRAS (1660)            ROCANIS
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          26  24  1  126  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      36  46     124  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          34  29     124  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640      35  39     121  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MARY MARY 1-8872             32  44  1  119  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         29  11     119  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK
 COG 5-4132                   20  14  2  118  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633    23  16  1  117  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      40  33     115  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 RAVAGE 29-4444               27  25  1  115  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 GUNSLINGER 65-6960           20   7  2  115  POSSE (1388)               DAL SHANG
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720           33  17     113  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 BOA 1-8830                   27  42     113  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          24  12     111  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          47  50     102  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           24  14  1  102  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FEZZIK 45-814                25  18  1  101  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        30  26  1  100  WHO DA MAN? (1672)         RIZTAB
 IXION 21-7741                27  29  1  100  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 ARCHED EYELID 2-5775         27  16  1  100  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 JEX 14-4848                  16   7     100  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       31  23      99  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       25  14  1   97  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1714)    ZUWAYZA
-THE HITMAN 30-4550           15   3      95  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 RAGGYMAN 38-1588             24  23  1   94  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          18  10      94  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348         17  28      93  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 RIB IAYE 99-4345             13  17  4   91  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        15   7      90  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
-MOE 1-440                    21  17      89  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      27  16 11   88  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       28  16      87  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 OOZING MY MIND 84-50273      22  14  1   87  U PAY I SLAY 2 (1701)      BLACKSTONE
 BABY BLUE 5-5321             27  12  1   86  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          19  12      86  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
-FRAN TIC 1-520               22  19  2   85  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT
 LITTLE LION 13-5626          22  11  1   85  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 FIXED DRINK 35-4529          22   6      83  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
-ACE HARDWARE 47-7492         20  13      83  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          30  21  2   82  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988      18  12      82  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       31  22  4   81  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     29  22      81  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 ENOCH 38-3242                21  22      80  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 DROW 81-1774                 32  42  1   79  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       21  28  4   79  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 ROBERT PAULSON 25-5788       19   6      79  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 TEQUILA 28-5341              22  11  1   76  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        28  52  1   75  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         24   4  1   73  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 PRADUS 99-3707               19  17  4   72  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         24  28  1   71  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 RUMPLE 25-5755               18  19      71  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        24  11  3   70  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        22   9      70  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 COSMO 19-4498                20  16      69  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
-DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726     16   3      69  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 MILEY VIRUS 29-5588          22  16  1   68  STREET WALKERS (129)       LAPUR
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       18   4  1   68  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243        14  16  5   68  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686)      SYVYN'S HILL
-WYLE E. CYOTEE 1-442         21  16      67  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      15  10      67  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1748)    ZUKAL
-FRANK N. STEIN 1-513         27  17      66  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT
 KRAIT 56-4344                23  20      66  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
-DON CORNBEEFLEON 72-5949     13   7  1   66  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
-EXNUR 21-85                  26  18      65  VANGUARD (1715)            SUNSET
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    25  13      64  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          20  22  1   63  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 MANSION 14-4897              17   6      63  LIVING LARGE (1711)        TOBIR
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339           10  25  5   63  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 HOFFA 18-8478                38 155  1   62  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       30  42      62  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401           24  14      61  BODY OF MUSIC (1670)       ALJAFIR
-LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     23   5  1   61  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
-FAT LIP 52-3791              22  26  1   60  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MY LITTLE GTO 47-7745        22  16      60  OBG! (1760)                NORTH FORK
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           29  24      59  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 FRANKIE 13-5579              22  46      58  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 COREA 12-7086                20  25      58  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 JIMMY WIN 84-30898           19  27  3   57  BIRDEMIC (1751)            BLACKSTONE
 ALLAWALLA 60-9028            22   7  1   56  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
-I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       20  14  1   56  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 COLTRANE 12-7034             23  32      54  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        30  16      53  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 GALILEO 9-5706               29  29  3   53  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 MURDEROUS THRUST 75-3562     18   1  5   53  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372             20  12  1   52  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 GEORGIA SAM 84-32938         20  27      52  HIGHWAY 61 (1744)          BLACKSTONE
 MERCURY 9-5692               37  25  2   46  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 GLORY 35-2429                30  22      45  HERO ALLIANCE (609)        MURSKA
 BLOODY MARY 25-5754          20  15  1   45  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
-JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370      20   2  1   45  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 SIMON 25-5748                27  19      43  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963       25  25  1   43  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
-HAMMY HAMSTER 72-5950        16   6  1   43  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 HOFFA 18-9369                40 128      42  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 HUEY 62-1155                 16   7      40  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 R.L. 6-6842                  23  22  1   39  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 BEA HEADER 99-4683            6  11  4   38  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 DEATHSCAR 46-3989            17   8  1   36  BLACK COLOSSUS (1742)      ARDIVENT
 SEYMORE GUTTS 5-5237         14  13  1   35  U PAY I SLAY (1756)        KALTOS
 A MAN 35-4521                19  11  2   34  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 COWBOYS 97-5301               7   8  4   29  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 CRIPPLE CREEK 84-30907       22  49  1   20  LAST WALTZ (1734)          BLACKSTONE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
HOGSHEAD 74-4372          20  12  1 COUNTRY PIE 1669       IXION 21-7741             663

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ONUPHRE viciously subdued RUTH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome Title fight.
KURT COBAIN demolished HAMMERHEAD in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
SOFA KNEE won victory over STICKY FINGERS in a 2 minute brawl.
GOPHER BAROQUE outwaited JOE MAMA in a popular 13 minute fight.
GLOBULIZER subdued ODB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome competition.
DROKK was overpowered by JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
VULCAN was viciously subdued by NERO in a popular 3 minute gruesome competition.
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC was vanquished by CAPTURED PORK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FUNKY MONK was vanquished by BAD BORSCHT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ELEVENTH overpowered URA GONER in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
TWIGGY RAMEIZ was savagely defeated by PLYOMETRICS in a exciting 5 minute match.
VIPER handily defeated DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ETHER demolished WOMAN AT THE WELL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HARBOR MASTER viciously subdued TICK ... TOCK in a action packed 3 minute gory fight.
CHOPPED RABBIT bested COG in a action packed 1 minute duel.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER beat DOUBLE TRUE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody brawl.
ERIK was overpowered by BATTLING BOB in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
JOB beat HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
STORMCROWE PIE was devastated by KINGU in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
DANG LEN vanquished BIG BILL BROONZY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
B'ZIADUL viciously subdued DOLGAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory fray.
EDDY demolished LORD'S PRAYER in a action packed 2 minute one-sided fight.
ANGEL beat INCREDIBLE SPEED in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
DEADLY FORCE was defeated by INNARD SKINARD in a 2 minute bout.
GZA subdued GARLIC ARAOI in a 1 minute melee.
MR. CHUCK was luckily beaten by DMX in a 2 minute duel.
HERO SANDWICH handily defeated XYLOID in a 1 minute uneven bout.
COLOSSEUM HALLS was beaten by DEEP BLUE in a 2 minute gruesome competition.
JAZI was overpowered by DAEMYN in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
THE SQUARE defeated BOA in a 2 minute match.
SNOWMAN demolished MARY MARY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RAVAGE was narrowly defeated by DOBBIE in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
JOE WILLIAMS was demolished by KICK INTHE TEETH in a popular 2 minute uneven contest.
KID DYNAMITE demolished RUN'S HOUSE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET was handily defeated by PRAWN STAR in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
SUICIDE KING was demolished by UNTAMED BERZERKER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RAGGYMAN was overpowered by GIRL SCOUT COOKIE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
SAND MAGGOT was handily defeated by 56TH AND WABASHA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FEZZIK was demolished by ELMORE JAMES in a 2 minute uneven duel.
SIERRA bested DROXINE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome match.
TAL was viciously subdued by JANIS JOBLIN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal fight.
RED SPECIAL was handily defeated by JELLY BELLY in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
ROBERT JOHNSON demolished FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FLESH HUNTER was savagely defeated by IRON HANDED in a action packed 3 minute fight.
PAID IN FULL was overpowered by SLICE CONSTRUCT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SADDAM A GO-GO won victory over SYCAMORE STYLE in a 2 minute brutal match.
JOY OF LOSING was viciously subdued by TOCK .. TICK in a exciting 4 minute bout.
PULLED ORC overpowered ENOCH in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PRADUS was bested by LITTLE LION in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
FIXED DRINK was unbelievably bested by PUTRID DEFILER in a exciting 3 minute battle.
CANNED SAVRADESE was overpowered by GUNSLINGER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HUEY was devastated by KRAIT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
JEX overpowered JACK B. NIMBLE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ZENSU LASAGNA overpowered GALILEO in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
GRAHAM CRACKER was handily defeated by ARCHED EYELID in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
FLAME SPIDER was overpowered by CRACKED BELL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HOGSHEAD was murdered by IXION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MANSION was defeated by JIMMY THE HAND in a 2 minute bout.
ALLAWALLA was bested by B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 2 minute match.
JACK OF HEARTS was vanquished by RATTLER in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
EARLY ONE MORNING was savagely defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 2 minute fight.
FRANKIE was savagely defeated by RUMPLE in a exciting 2 minute gruesome battle.
MURDEROUS THRUST savagely defeated COWBOYS in a exciting 3 minute mismatched fight.
DROW was bested by RIB IAYE in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
COREA was overpowered by OOZING MY MIND in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
COLTRANE defeated HOFFA in a 3 minute brawl.
MY LITTLE GTO was viciously subdued by HERMY in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
LEAD BELLY savagely defeated GLORY in a action packed 3 minute bloody match.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by SILVER SEAS in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.
DEATHSCAR was overcome by GEORGIA SAM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
JIMMY WIN won victory over LAKE SAILOR in a 2 minute match.
CRIPPLE CREEK was vanquished by HERMY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MERCURY overcame SEYMORE GUTTS in a action packed 1 minute match.
LATE AFTERNOON handily defeated DRAGON FRUIT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLACKBERRY was narrowly defeated by VIBRANT THING in a 3 minute struggle.
THE HAMILTONS was overpowered by MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a 2 minute one-sided match.
BICYCLE RACE overpowered SAVAGE BEATING in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven match.
SEYMORE GUTTS was beaten by TEQUILA in a 2 minute match.
EXPENDABLE YOUTH was overpowered by BABY BLUE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BEA HEADER was savagely defeated by YONDER ORPHAN in a action packed 2 minute duel.
COSMO was vanquished by ORGAN GRINDER in a 1 minute brutal mismatched bout.
A MAN was devastated by HERMY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
JOHN WAYNE GACY overpowered ALBERT KING in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
R.L. was savagely defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
SIMON was demolished by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MILEY VIRUS was viciously subdued by ROBERT PAULSON in a action packed 3 minute bout.
BLOODY MARY was vanquished by B&G BOUNCER in a 2 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      41         SLASHING ATTACK   57 -  39 -  0      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  36         BASHING ATTACK    95 -  80 -  3      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   18         PARRY-RIPOSTE     29 -  26 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  17         STRIKING ATTACK   78 -  71 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         LUNGING ATTACK   184 - 181 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     14         PARRY-STRIKE      31 -  32 -  1      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         AIMED BLOW       234 - 242 -  3      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         WALL OF STEEL     80 -  92 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-LUNGE       27 -  44 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         TOTAL PARRY       48 -  81 -  1      37  |

Turn 663 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     6 - 11         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  5         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        2 - 12         1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW        22 - 19                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    18 - 18                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      9 -  9                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   ONUPHRE 31-3385            49  68  1  263 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717)
STRIKING ATTACK  SOFA KNEE 84-30839         26  15  1  235 INJURY FAIL (1689)
SLASHING ATTACK  KURT COBAIN 46-4253        46  36  0  222 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
TOTAL PARRY      GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359     100  83  0  208 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
LUNGING ATTACK   ELEVENTH 12-6963           47  34  0  207 BLUE NOTE (1642)
AIMED BLOW       NERO 29-5707               54  55  1  206 TREKKERS (1534)
WALL OF STEEL    GLOBULIZER 8-3973          27  14  0  206 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              55  50  0  196 SHEPHERDS (1713)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362     41  28  0  174 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
PARRY-STRIKE     INNARD SKINARD 98-3573     29  27  4  141 T-3 (1591)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585.  The ten other most popular fighters were ONUPHRE 31-3385, TAL 
46-3106, HARBOR MASTER 18-10008, MURDEROUS THRUST 75-3562, JOE MAMA 21-6771, 
PLYOMETRICS 84-31176, GLOBULIZER 8-3973, JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380, TOCK .. TICK 60-512, 
and LEAD BELLY 17-7401.

The least popular fighter this week was SIMON 25-5748.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were COSMO 19-4498, EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200, DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371, HOFFA 
18-9369, COREA 12-7086, JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078, ENOCH 38-3242, FIGHTING ILLINI 
82--23740, RED SPECIAL 9-5720, and SUICIDE KING 35-3104.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  5 0  SOLVEN(22)           1  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          2  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  3 0  
OSKSI(3)             2  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        3  2 0  ARADI(60)            2  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  3 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  JURINE(61)           3  4 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  4 0  LAPUR(29)            2  3 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  3 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  3 0  MURSKA(35)           0  7 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  1 0  JHANS(36)            2  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 0  DWES EG(82)          2  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       7  3 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          3  4 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         3  2 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  1 1  NORTH FORK(47)       1  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871      40  37  0  151  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359      100  83  0  208  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         18  10  0   94  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822            35  31  2  163  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782         34  29  0  124  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311     27  16 11   88  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 GLOBULIZER 8-3973           27  14  0  206  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720          33  17  0  113  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 ELEVENTH 12-6963            47  34  0  207  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 SIERRA 13-5616              27  11  0  134  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 ODB 14-4891                 24  22  2  177  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042    28  18  4  153  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401          24  14  0   61  BODY OF MUSIC (1670)       ALJAFIR
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008      43  19  1  210  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323      25  14  1   97  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1714)    ZUWAYZA
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514     35  24  2  218  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   28  33  0  178  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 HERO SANDWICH 24-5021       34  13  0  182  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 DMX 25-5675                 37  26  2  178  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 TEQUILA 28-5341             22  11  1   76  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 NERO 29-5707                54  55  1  206  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 ONUPHRE 31-3385             49  68  1  263  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091        30  24  2  156  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     40  33  0  115  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129          58  70  3  187  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 ETHER 36-7552               45  29  1  206  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 JELLY BELLY 38-5063         33  20  1  139  SHEWISH CANDY (1719)       CLIFFHOME
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585         24  19  0  147  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 STICKY FINGERS 42-4523      35  11  1  194  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 PULLED ORC 45-4702          24  14  1  102  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         46  36  0  222  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 CAPTURED PORK 47-7581       24  11  0  197  SHEWISH BUFFET (1724)      NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               22  19  0  171  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 ERIK 56-3399                53  76  0  168  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511        52  46  0  199  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372    42  41  0  167  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 DANG LEN 62-4694            36  25  0  174  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 XYLOID 65-7141              33  33  1  137  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311            42  27  1  175  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372            20  12  1   52  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 ANGEL 75-2193               25  33  0  173  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         36  33  2  192  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105       30  22  1  187  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SOFA KNEE 84-30839          26  15  1  235  INJURY FAIL (1689)         BLACKSTONE
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776        15  30  4  147  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029           18  13  7  168  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 VULCAN 99-3864              28  27  4  193  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.