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Date   : 09/21/2016    Duedate: 10/04/2016

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DM 101    TURN 695

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 OBSIDIAN HA 33/1771   24   16   0 60.0      BIRDEMIC 84/1751
    BLOODHAMMER CLAN 82/1879                    HAIR DAY 84/1841
  2 SHEPHERDS 18/1713     83   56   0 59.7      PEARL JAM 4/1638
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    BASH BROS TRAIN 72/1902                     BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    NEXT GENERATION 18/1896                     BLUE NOTE 12/1642
  3 DRACO 56/1858       1420 1067  10 57.1      CRITICALS 75/1635
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             I WANT YOU 3/1699
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            NEVERMIND 84/1790
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         HERO BLUES 84/1875
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        STILLMATIC 36/1652
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        WILD STYLE 84/1791
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      COUNTRY PIE 74/1669
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722                      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732                      UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    SHEWISH DELICACIES 15/1796                  BATTLE OF LA 84/1898
  4 WRATHMEN 30/727      263  200   2 56.8      ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    WRATHMEN 36/923                             INNERVISIONS 84/1853
    WRATHMEN 5 15/1792                          MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   PAID IN FULL 84/1868
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 24/1886                 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
  5 EMPIRE 10/1851       119   91   2 56.7      LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854
    LES MENTORS 17/1882                         BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    THE MENTORS 10/1860                         ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869                      WAY OF THINKING 84/1874
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                    CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/1891
  6 TEAM TOONS 47/1773   161  127   0 55.9      PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890
  7 HOMER'S PET 74/1569  670  566   3 54.2      BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                    9-BIG IDEA 47/1866       3    3   0 50.0
    MILE HIGH CLUB 46/1765                   10 GWAR 82/1731         349  365   7 48.9
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                    D.R.I. 21/1471
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682                    BIG TEN 3 82/1747
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   DEADLY RAGE 72/708
    CSU COLLEGE RADIO 40/1764                   FEAR FACTORY 61/666
    ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685                 MY CARTOONS 72/1850
  8 FIST 26/1889        2223 2123  26 51.2      FEAR FACTORY 82/1729
    QUEEN 9/1629                                BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723
    JAY-Z 10/1709                               FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1876
    TRIBE 24/1648                               FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1901
    B.I.G. 32/1683                              MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877
    RUN DMC 1/1626                              FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730
    VANITY 84/1855                              PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    DIGNITY 84/1883                             DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822
    CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897                   YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880
 11 SIRTAIN DEA 97/1827   44   49   2 47.3      MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
    FACES OF DEATH 25/1801                      DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
    CELESTIAL WRATH 21/1799                     STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694
 12 HERO ALLIANC 35/609  276  309   1 47.2   16 ORDER 14/1754        208  254   2 45.0
    SOUL WARRIORS 38/357                        ORDER 36/1780
    WHEEL OF TIME 25/725                        SEINFELD 19/1741
    MELODY MAYHEM 43/1845                       TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
 13 WEIRD ALCHE 47/1831   79   89   3 47.0      OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717              17 AVENGERS 31/1321     154  221   0 41.1
 14 T-3 98/1591          402  463   3 46.5      BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
    MMMM BEER 13/1772                           LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    MMM BEER!! 13/1710                          UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    U PAY I SLAY 5/1756                      18 ARROGANCE 18/755     592  966  11 38.0
    SERPENTS HOLD 2/1546                     19 APOKOLIPS 75/1888     22   47   0 31.9
    SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618                       SCORPIONS 11/1899
    SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605                      THE ELITE 60/1818
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698                      DEAD LEGENDS 21/1873
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687                      THE SOVEREIGN 42/1809
    SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904                    EMPYREAN COUNCIL 25/1887
 15 AMBER 21/1857        144  168   2 46.2   20-PHILANTHROL 20/1903    2   16   0 11.1
    WE GOT GAME 46/1695

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there!

Okay... where to start.  We want to cover challenges, avoids, stylemasters... 
challenges first.

MEGABOLOX (47-4312) (29-17-1,183) of WEIRD ALCHEMY challenged DIZZY GILLESPIE (12-
5792) (53-75-0,184) of BLUE NOTE.  MEGABOLOX was devastated by DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Dizzy Gillespie is the highest ranked Parry-Lunge.  
He's not sexy, but he's tough and wily.

ONUPHRE (31-3385) (67-81-3,195) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! challenged CANNED SAVRADESE (7-
6311) (44-30-11,199) of SHEWISH PICNIC.  ONUPHRE demolished CANNED SAVRADESE in a 
popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.

GLAMDRING (33-2328) (51-37-1,180) of OBSIDIAN HALL challenged SOGGY (96-4997) (20-29-
3,182) of FRUIT LOOPS 18.  GLAMDRING was devastated by SOGGY in a popular 2 minute 
one-sided Challenge contest.

DIGITALIS (33-6862) (31-36-1,151) of OBSIDIAN HALL challenged CHATMON (6-6992) (26-23-
3,179) of BLACK AND BLUES.  DIGITALIS viciously subdued CHATMON in an action packed 3 
minute gory Challenge brawl.  Chatmon was the most challenged fighter this turn.  
Guess he looked like an easy win, but it wasn't so easy, huh?

WARDRA (82-56471) (18-7-0,97) of BLOODHAMMER CLAN challenged COLONEL WIZEN (10-3255) 
(23-23-2,110) of EMPIRE.  WARDRA bested COLONEL WIZEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
Challenge match.

No stylemasters there aside from Gillespie.  Although I think Glamdring and Digitalis 
used to be.  Maybe they will be again.

Avoids... okay, Whammo & Thudda 4U! avoided Arcane Greats MI.  Nice.

Next, um... the  Tower Guardian.  ALBERT KING (6-6821) (50-34-0,263) of BLACK AND 
BLUES fought DANG LEN (62-4694) (55-37-0,220) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS. ALBERT KING was 
handily defeated by DANG LEN in a 2 minute uneven Title fight.  So Albert King WAS our 
Tower Guardian but now it's the man with the faintly suggestive arena name.  His real 
name is Theodore Wince, which in my opinion is just as silly.  And Dang Len, or 
Theodore Wince, is now the top-ranked Aimed Blow, replacing Little Dragon in that 
slot.

CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC (22-7035) (47-45-0,275) of ARE YOU ? fought HUNGRY HAROLD (101-29) 
(0-0-0,200) of  .  CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC overpowered HUNGRY HAROLD in a popular 1 minute 
one-sided bout.  Good going there, Hungry Harold is no pushover.  And the Traffic is 
our top Lunger.

The best Basher around is Yonder Orphan.  YONDER ORPHAN (5-5387) (44-15-2,263) of IT'S 
ALL OVER NOW fought KERN (36-7601) (28-13-1,185) of ORDER. YONDER ORPHAN devastated 
KERN in a 1 minute uneven duel.

The top Parry-Riposte is that mistress of subtlety, Ruth.  RUTH (18-10121) (76-60-
0,237) of SHEPHERDS fought GRAHAM CRACKER (61-3688) (36-17-1,185) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  
RUTH slimly won victory over GRAHAM CRACKER in an action packed 13 minute bloody duel.  
And Graham Cracker was voted this turn's favorite, because of the length of the fight.

COLOSSEUM HALLS (1-8871) (58-50-0,226) of RUN DMC fought DRAGON FRUIT (7-6371) (33-40-
1,209) of SHEWISH PICNIC.  COLOSSEUM HALLS viciously subdued DRAGON FRUIT in a crowd 
pleasing 6 minute bout.  Colosseum Halls is the top Total Parry, hence the six 
minutes.

The top Striker is Come As You Are.  COME AS YOU ARE (84-25038) (30-13-1,217) of 
NEVERMIND fought JOE MAMA (21-6771) (49-38-1,192) of D.R.I..  COME AS YOU ARE 
vanquished JOE MAMA in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.

MAIDEN HAIR PASTA (7-6221) (45-37-0,224) of SHEWISH PICNIC fought HOGSHEAD (74-4372) 
(37-26-2,207) of COUNTRY PIE.  MAIDEN HAIR PASTA was handily defeated by HOGSHEAD in a 
1 minute competition.  No surprise there, since Hogshead is the top-ranked Parry-
Strike.

LONE WOLF (31-162) (48-68-1,186) of AVENGERS fought ROBERT PAULSON (25-5788) (37-19-
0,197) of SAY MY NAME.  LONE WOLF was handily defeated by ROBERT PAULSON in a 2 minute 
mismatched match.  Paulson is the top Wall of Steel. It should have been a more 
exciting fight, right?

Last, the top Slasher is Kurt Cobain.  ANGEL CAKE (45-4737) (25-15-1,184) of SHEWISH 
BUFFET fought KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (63-50-0,191) of THE 27 CLUB. ANGEL CAKE was 
handily defeated by KURT COBAIN in a 1 minute uneven match.

The popularity leader is Job.  JOB (18-6129) (50-173-0,217) of SHEPHERDS fought PULLED 
ORC (45-4702) (42-27-1,198) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  JOB was savagely defeated by PULLED 
ORC in a popular 5 minute gory match.  There you go! Always a good show.

The one who supposedly stunk up the arena was Adema.  ADEMA (61-3093) (30-21-0,89) of 
FEAR FACTORY fought MASTER PLAN (84-36463) (25-25-0,61) of PAID IN FULL.  ADEMA was 
viciously subdued by MASTER PLAN in a 3 minute bloody match.  He didn't really look 
that bad to me.  I assume somebody lost a lot of money on him.

So that's the scoop.  You all have an interesting two weeks, now.

                                          -- Keel Woodhaven

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DANG LEN 62-4694             56  37  0  239  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    48  45  0  286  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         45  15  2  278  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 RUTH 18-10121                77  60  0  251  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 NICK SEAFORT 21-7513         32  18  2  245  CELESTIAL WRATH (1799)     SUNSET
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          40  20  1  242  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       59  50  0  234  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038     31  13  1  232  NEVERMIND (1790)           BLACKSTONE
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       27  11  2  231  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 LUCY 2-6090                  34  11  0  227  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372             38  26  2  221  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 SLINKY 25-3080               38  29  0  220  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     41  30  1  219  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              68  81  3  217  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 DEPP 2-6071                  34  11  1  217  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           53  27  2  211  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARY MARY 1-8872             50  58  1  208  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           43  27  1  207  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 PRADUS 99-3707               40  28  4  206  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE
 JEX 14-4848                  30  25  0  206  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 TEQUILA 28-5341              41  24  1  205  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 ROBERT PAULSON 25-5788       38  19  0  205  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          64  50  0  204  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 SIERRA 13-5616               45  25  0  204  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         45  27  0  203  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK
 RIB IAYE 99-4345             28  34  4  203  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE
 DARWIN 10-6236               46  37  0  202  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 TALON 46-3692                31  25  4  202  MILE HIGH CLUB (1765)      ARDIVENT
 ERIK 56-3399                 70  91  1  201  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      58  47  0  201  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      54  75  0  201  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        51  27  0  201  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 JOB 18-6129                  50 174  0  201  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 JIMMY WIN 84-30898           42  36  3  201  BIRDEMIC (1751)            BLACKSTONE
 FENDER 22-7186               35  19  0  201  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 SOGGY 96-4997                21  29  3  201  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       48  28  0  200  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          33  41  1  200  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          40  35  1  199  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         30  47  4  199  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 KHELOLIR 15-5407             23  20  0  198  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 RZA 84-38190                 32  13  1  197  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           50  35  0  195  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 ICE WIND 47-7758             45  23  1  195  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339           27  40  5  195  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 ARCHED EYELID 2-5775         39  36  1  194  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       38  33  0  194  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        34  33  1  194  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     45  38  0  193  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          40  28  0  193  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 ALIEN 22-7113                30  23  2  192  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       36  18  1  191  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742        27  23  3  190  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 POE 97-5615                  25  25  5  190  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             49  39  1  189  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 ALLAWALLA 60-9028            41  20  1  189  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 DOBBIE 84-30850              44  60  2  188  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 ROGUE WAVE 18-10482          26  10  2  188  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      44  31 11  187  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 KERN 36-7601                 28  14  1  187  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       49  36  4  186  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 LONE WOLF 31-162             48  69  1  185  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         28  26  0  185  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       40  41  4  183  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       43  45  4  182  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737           25  16  1  180  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 SCREAMING END 84-32894       24  12  4  180  HERO BLUES (1875)          BLACKSTONE
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         40  44  2  179  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          63  66  0  178  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          46  49  0  178  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         71  59  0  177  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          38  25  0  177  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            36  27  7  176  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 HOPTICAL ILLUSION 13-5655    33  17  0  176  MMMM BEER (1772)           DULLENS
 DIGITALIS 33-6862            32  36  1  175  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       41  63  0  174  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            34  26  2  174  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            29  18  1  173  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 DAISY 14-4967                37  27  0  172  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 Q-TIP 24-5090                26  14  0  172  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 GLAMDRING 33-2328            51  38  1  171  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          34  48  1  171  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 32  24  0  171  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        40  72  1  169  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 CAPABLANCA 46-3105           35  32  0  169  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471   28  15  0  169  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1764)   ZENSU
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    46  24  0  165  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 COG 5-4132                   33  33  2  165  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 SERIAL KILLER 25-1514        22  18  1  165  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        41  26  3  164  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 GORDONS 28-5337              30  11  0  163  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 CHATMON 6-6992               26  24  3  161  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583    54  37  1  160  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          47  54  2  160  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 BOA 1-8830                   38  63  0  159  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 THIRD COURSE 15-5338         36  16  0  159  SHEWISH DELICACIES (1796)  MALCORN
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           34  31  0  158  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 JMJ 1-9161                   31  25  1  158  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         52  41  1  157  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 COWBOYS 97-5301              21  21  4  156  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       48  33  0  154  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 HOFFA 18-8478                50 175  1  153  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         53  18  2  151  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       49  28  1  151  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            22  16  0  151  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1876)      BLACKSTONE
 AIR RAID 84-32877            22  17  0  151  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          48  35  2  150  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 HEARTBREAK 36-4612           25  14  3  150  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 RARE BREED 28-5350           38  21  0  149  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
-HEADHUNTER 25-3346           24  17  2  149  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 REBUILD 36-7697              34  34  0  148  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
-HEART ATTACK 25-1788         23  16  2  148  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 CANDY MAN 6-7005             28  18  1  147  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 UGH LEE 24-5247              18   1  1  146  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 (1886) ZORPUNT
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       30  29  0  145  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
-PORTRAITIST 47-2724          28  18  0  145  BIG IDEA (1866)            NORTH FORK
 BUGS 47-7737                 20  40  1  145  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          49  48  2  144  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833          24  34  0  140  THE SOVEREIGN (1809)       RODEKI
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         21  11  0  140  MY CARTOONS (1850)         DRAGONHEAD
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       41  67  4  139  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       32   8  2  139  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111     25   7  2  139  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARTY MCFLY 9-5915           18   5  0  138  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 HI-TOP FADE 84-30902         24  37  0  137  HAIR DAY (1841)            BLACKSTONE
 KASPAROV 46-4450             27  17  2  135  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 HOLLOW MAN 84-32919          18   7  1  134  DIGNITY (1883)             BLACKSTONE
 AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593        30  22  0  133  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 USURPER 46-4447              23   8  1  131  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738       34  34  0  130  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK
 HANAKO-SAN 25-5800           34  16  0  129  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 SEYMORE GUTTS 5-5237         22  19  1  129  U PAY I SLAY (1756)        KALTOS
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            23  20  0  128  A LOT TO LAUGH (1854)      BLACKSTONE
 DIAZ 14-5026                 22  27  1  128  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           16  21  4  125  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950      18   5  0  123  DEADLY RAGE (708)          DRAGONHEAD
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         26  29  0  122  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 SOLINARI 82-41826            22  22  1  121  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 FATHER CAT 35-3875           23  20  2  119  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      48  66  0  118  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 COLYN SHEA 30-5368           20   6  2  116  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 DOLGAN 56-751                45 103  5  115  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        33  30  0  114  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GLORY 35-2429                47  37  0  113  HERO ALLIANCE (609)        MURSKA
 FOREVER PORCH 38-5173        23  17  2  111  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 WARDRA 82-56471              19   7  0  110  BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1879)    DWES EG
 CHUCKY 22-7121               21  11  1  109  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
-CREDITS 81-2280              28  23  1  108  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 SHARP TIE 84-38182           25  24  0  104  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
-HEADSMAN 46-4423             19   7  1  104  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 GALILEO 9-5706               45  45  5  103  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        23  24  2  101  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAO CAO 72-8791              26  26  1  100  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416            26  20  1  100  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 PAC-MAN 21-8191              23  18  1  100  DEAD LEGENDS (1873)        SUNSET
 FAITH 47-8944                23  27  1  100  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
 FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050     17  11  1  100  FEAR FACTORY 4 (1901)      BLACKSTONE
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          19  25  1   98  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 HERITAGE 17-7710             20   4  0   97  LES MENTORS (1882)         ALJAFIR
 HOT MESS 84-45578            24  15  2   93  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            22  11  2   93  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 SOLO 40-4614                 20  13  0   93  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 COREA 12-7086                35  42  0   92  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 TOO HIGH 84-26783            23  20  1   91  INNERVISIONS (1853)        BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          38  21  0   90  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 COLTRANE 12-7034             35  52  0   90  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    20   5  6   89  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 MAJESTIC BELL 84-32914       13   4  0   89  CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)   BLACKSTONE
 SPIRALS 75-3613              42   8  1   87  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 PAPA'S BANKBOOK 16-6250      31  26  2   87  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 MASTER PLAN 84-36463         26  25  0   86  PAID IN FULL (1868)        BLACKSTONE
 TAMBA 97-6138                14  10  4   86  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           23  20  2   84  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 HOUND ARCHON 75-3617         22  16  1   84  APOKOLIPS (1888)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     23   8  0   82  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     18   9  1   81  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 THE TAKEOVER 10-6346         17   2  1   81  JAY-Z (1709)               KOLACT
 EVISSIRATOR 97-292           12  22  6   80  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         25  12  1   78  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 MIC CHECK 84-42603           19   6  2   77  BATTLE OF LA (1898)        BLACKSTONE
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       27  35  2   76  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           24  35  0   76  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          21  18  4   76  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 FUERDAI 1-9286               18   7  2   76  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           19   8  1   74  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            23  16  0   73  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 HORROR OF YIG 82-56623       22  17  0   72  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 AAN'ALLEIN 25-5776           21  17  2   71  WHEEL OF TIME (725)        LYRATILAN
 SIR MARCUS THE BOLD 60-9044  20  29  1   71  THE ELITE (1818)           ARADI
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          16  18  1   70  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          44  39  1   69  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 ADEMA 61-3093                30  22  0   69  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         19  20  0   68  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         15   1  2   67  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 LOVE PINK 1-9204             23  16  0   66  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 ISHIBO 31-6441               20  29  2   65  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            16   4  3   65  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     20  10  0   64  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 COSMO 19-4498                34  34  0   63  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      21  22  1   63  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 RYO 31-6470                  22  26  1   62  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        18  16  0   62  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 LONGSHOREMAN 28-5199         15  15  2   62  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           20  41  0   61  FEAR FACTORY (1729)        DWES EG
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       31  41  1   60  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 R-1 18-9490                  19   4  1   60  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 MEGA-MAN 21-8192             19  22  2   59  DEAD LEGENDS (1873)        SUNSET
 BLOCK 26-5168                13  10  0   59  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           12  31  4   59  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      11  24  5   59  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
-BUMBLE RUMBLE 20-284         17   6  1   58  PHILANTHROLORDS (1903)     SEAM
 NUCKY 10-6433                17  18  0   58  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 DERAILED 72-6912             14   5  0   58  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 THE CHAMPION 9-5794          13   2  0   58  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         24  13  2   56  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   18  15  0   56  PANDORA'S CARDS (1872)     MORYA
 MAMBA 2-6100                 14   7  0   56  SERPENTS HOLD (1546)       NIANIA
 JAROBI 24-5158               25  30  3   55  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         19  27  0   54  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 60-9038  18  27  1   49  THE ELITE (1818)           ARADI
 CORWIN 21-8086               22  20  1   48  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
-SCORPION KING 47-4718        14   4  1   47  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             14  15  0   47  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 HOFFA 18-9369                46 154  0   44  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 ROSIE THE RIVETER 11-7942    16  22  2   43  SCORPIONS (1899)           ARUAK CITY
 WATSON 9-5695                17   6  0   42  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 THE POSTMAN 25-5867          16  16  1   40  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1887)    LYRATILAN
-JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762       11   5  1   39  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 THE ROCK SHOW 43-5042        19  13  1   38  MELODY MAYHEM (1845)       VEASTIAN
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            39  44  1   36  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 PART POWER 13-5627           33  50  0   33  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 THE GNOME 84-26786           25  19  0   33  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MEGABOLOX was devastated by DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ONUPHRE demolished CANNED SAVRADESE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
GLAMDRING was devastated by SOGGY in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
DIGITALIS viciously subdued CHATMON in a action packed 3 minute gory Challenge brawl.
WARDRA bested COLONEL WIZEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
ALBERT KING was handily defeated by DANG LEN in a 2 minute uneven Title fight.
COME AS YOU ARE vanquished JOE MAMA in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
TOCK .. TICK was vanquished by FIGHTING ILLINI in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
LUCY overpowered NITROGLYCERIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
LATE AFTERNOON was subdued by SLINKY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
CRACKED BELL viciously subdued KHELOLIR in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
COLOSSEUM HALLS viciously subdued DRAGON FRUIT in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bout.
LITTLE DRAGON was overpowered by BABY BACK RIBS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
YONDER ORPHAN devastated KERN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SYCAMORE STYLE was narrowly defeated by OSWALD ORC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
FENDER was defeated by DEPP in a exciting 2 minute bout.
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC overpowered HUNGRY HAROLD in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA was handily defeated by HOGSHEAD in a 1 minute competition.
NICK SEAFORT overpowered HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
RUTH slimly won victory over GRAHAM CRACKER in a action packed 13 minute bloody duel.
JOB was savagely defeated by PULLED ORC in a popular 5 minute gory match.
RUN'S HOUSE vanquished ALIEN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
DOBBIE was savagely defeated by RIPPY BRICKBOY in a exciting 9 minute gruesome bout.
THE HAMILTONS beat HUNGRY HAROLD in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
JIMMY WIN handily defeated INNARD SKINARD in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
DARWIN beat SERIAL KILLER in a popular 1 minute fight.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET slimly won victory over SAND MAGGOT in a popular 3 minute brutal fray.
MARY MARY demolished HOFFA in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
ARCHED EYELID narrowly defeated CAPABLANCA in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
SIERRA demolished GAMMA CEPHEI in a 1 minute uneven contest.
RZA overpowered SAVAGE BEATING in a 2 minute brutal one-sided struggle.
JEX bested ZENSU LASAGNA in a 2 minute bout.
IGNORANCE was handily defeated by DOUBLE TRUE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
ANGEL CAKE was handily defeated by KURT COBAIN in a 1 minute uneven match.
GARLIC ARAOI overpowered COWBOYS in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
LONE WOLF was handily defeated by ROBERT PAULSON in a 2 minute mismatched match.
TALON overpowered VIBRANT THING in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROGUE WAVE lost to TEQUILA in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
FLAME SPIDER was handily defeated by ERIK in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BLACKBERRY narrowly defeated JIMMY THE HAND in a exciting 5 minute bloody brawl.
MR. CHUCK was viciously subdued by ALLAWALLA in a exciting 1 minute brutal conflict.
FLESH HUNTER overpowered DAISY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TICK ... TOCK was vanquished by NAIHREN in a action packed 3 minute one-sided bout.
PRADUS handily defeated VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a exciting 2 minute one-sided duel.
ICE WIND beat SCREAMING END in a 2 minute battle.
RIB IAYE demolished TEDDY RUXPIN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody one-sided fight.
Q-TIP was overcome by POE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
JOE WILLIAMS savagely defeated LONG-N-SLIM in a popular 3 minute bloody brawl.
SILVER SEAS demolished STYGIAN HAG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched battle.
MIGHTY MANFRED was overpowered by 3 LIBRAS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
ELMORE JAMES narrowly defeated TRANSFORMERS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody fight.
EARLY ONE MORNING viciously subdued BOA in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
STORMCROWE PIE lost to REBUILD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
COG savagely defeated CREAMED MALCORN in a popular 3 minute bloody conflict.
HOPTICAL ILLUSION overpowered JACK B. NIMBLE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MORK CALLING ORSON subdued HOLLOW MAN in a action packed 1 minute duel.
AGONY GIGGLE was overpowered by JMJ in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
BAD BORSCHT lost to GORDONS in a exciting 2 minute duel.
UNFORTUNATE RAKE demolished CHUCKY in a 1 minute uneven battle.
FOREVER PORCH was overpowered by HEARTBREAK in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SOLINARI demolished TOO HIGH in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched duel.
FATHER CAT was luckily beaten by SEYMORE GUTTS in a popular 3 minute bout.
GLORY was overpowered by MARTY MCFLY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
BUTTERCUP was devastated by DIAZ in a exciting 2 minute mismatched match.
BICYCLE RACE demolished FAITH in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
GALILEO was demolished by KID FUNKY FRIED in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
RARE BREED vanquished THEATRE BUM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided melee.
ROBERT JOHNSON viciously subdued IRON-PLATED IRV in a action packed 2 minute match.
JANIS JOBLIN beat SLICK STEPHAN in a exciting 3 minute gruesome conflict.
USURPER overcame CAO CAO in a 2 minute duel.
KASPAROV demolished SEDAN OF BAN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
IRON HANDED was beaten by SLICK STEPHAN in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
DOUBLE E demolished THEATRE BUM in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KRILL SOUP was overpowered by DEF JAM SHIRT in a 1 minute uneven match.
BUGS was luckily beaten by ILL SUBLIMINAL in a popular 4 minute contest.
HANAKO-SAN was demolished by SNAKE BITE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
UGH LEE viciously subdued HI-TOP FADE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome match.
INCREDIBLE SPEED was narrowly defeated by NINJA FERD in a popular 4 minute duel.
DOLGAN was subdued by NINJA FERD in a exciting 3 minute gory brawl.
AIR RAID defeated IRON-PLATED IRV in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
CANDY MAN was overcome by THIRD COURSE in a 2 minute fight.
WILLIE BROWN was overpowered by COLYN SHEA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
SHARP TIE vanquished ATTILA THE BUM in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
RYO was vanquished by 50 STAR GENERAL in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
STONE GOSSARD was vanquished by PAC-MAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SOLO was overpowered by LORETTA in a exciting 3 minute mismatched competition.
HOT MESS won victory over MAMBA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
POSTMORTEM was viciously subdued by AAN'ALLEIN in a action packed 7 minute melee.
PEEKING DUCK was luckily beaten by SECOND MATE in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
FUERDAI lost to SPIRALS in a action packed 3 minute fray.
ANGRY LIGHTNING overpowered THE ROCK SHOW in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HORRIFYING ATTACK demolished QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HORROR OF YIG lost to HOUND ARCHON in a 2 minute conflict.
LOVE PINK defeated JAROBI in a popular 3 minute gory fight.
THE GNOME was overpowered by COSMO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SNOWBALL V was handily defeated by HERITAGE in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
DERAILED was vanquished by THE TAKEOVER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ADEMA was viciously subdued by MASTER PLAN in a 3 minute bloody match.
SIR MARCUS THE BOLD handily defeated RIGHTEOUS in a 2 minute uneven contest.
DIFFERENT RULER vanquished MEGA-MAN in a 1 minute brutal one-sided struggle.
ATHROGATE IRONFORGE was savagely defeated by BLOCK in a exciting 4 minute brutal duel.
MAJESTIC BELL overpowered LONGSHOREMAN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched duel.
IOTA DRACONIS devastated WEST WOOD in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
RUY LOPEZ bested BLACKGUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
SAINT ANNIE savagely defeated DARQUE PREACHER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute duel.
MIC CHECK demolished BEA HEADER in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided contest.
NIGHTMARE GARCIA was demolished by FIRE IN BABYLON in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
SKILLET LIBEL was demolished by HERMY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MAIN EVENT handily defeated ISHIBO in a 1 minute uneven battle.
EVISSIRATOR viciously subdued CELL BLOCK A in a exciting 1 minute brutal match.
EXECUTIONER was beaten by COREA in a popular 1 minute fight.
TAMBA savagely defeated METAL BRACE in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
PRIVATEER was savagely defeated by COLTRANE in a exciting 2 minute bloody bout.
THE POSTMAN was handily defeated by WHOOPIE DOO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CORWIN was subdued by THE CHAMPION in a 2 minute bout.
R-1 vanquished PART POWER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by NUCKY in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.
PAPA'S BANKBOOK viciously subdued DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
POWER PUNCH demolished WATSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
ROSIE THE RIVETER was beaten by FOREIGN SHORE in a 2 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      52         PARRY-RIPOSTE     39 -  23 -  1      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  40         STRIKING ATTACK  134 -  83 -  2      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     32         LUNGING ATTACK   231 - 164 -  3      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 25         AIMED BLOW       233 - 249 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  23         TOTAL PARRY      132 - 149 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   20         SLASHING ATTACK   47 -  54 -  1      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-STRIKE      33 -  42 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         WALL OF STEEL     79 - 110 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     8         PARRY-LUNGE       35 -  49 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         BASHING ATTACK    76 - 117 -  0      39  |

Turn 695 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    24 - 16     WALL OF STEEL      9 - 11         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   15 - 10     AIMED BLOW        21 - 31         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  6         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       17 - 15     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  6         1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK    12 - 11                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  4                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DANG LEN 62-4694           56  37  0  239 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)
LUNGING ATTACK   CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035  48  45  0  286 ARE YOU ? (1647)
BASHING ATTACK   YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387       45  15  2  278 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              77  60  0  251 SHEPHERDS (1713)
TOTAL PARRY      COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871     59  50  0  234 RUN DMC (1626)
STRIKING ATTACK  COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038   31  13  1  232 NEVERMIND (1790)
PARRY-STRIKE     HOGSHEAD 74-4372           38  26  2  221 COUNTRY PIE (1669)
WALL OF STEEL    ROBERT PAULSON 25-5788     38  19  0  205 SAY MY NAME (1649)
SLASHING ATTACK  KURT COBAIN 46-4253        64  50  0  204 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
PARRY-LUNGE      DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792    54  75  0  201 BLUE NOTE (1642)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688.  The ten other most popular fighters were PULLED ORC 45-4702, 
BUGS 47-7737, DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371, CRACKED BELL 3-7506, STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734, SAINT 
ANNIE 84--24140, LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695, DOBBIE 84-30850, COG 5-4132, and UGH LEE 
24-5247.

The least popular fighter this week was ADEMA 61-3093.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HOFFA 18-9369, SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217, NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610, 
MEGA-MAN 21-8192, DERAILED 72-6912, STONE GOSSARD 4-6874, RYO 31-6470, WILLIE BROWN 
6-6944, HANAKO-SAN 25-5800, and KRILL SOUP 98-4764.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  3 0  SUNSET(21)           2  5 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  2 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  2 0  SOLVEN(22)           3  3 0  ARDIVENT(46)         7  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          4  3 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  4 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        3  4 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  3 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  ARADI(60)            2  3 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  4 0  MORYA(28)            3  3 0  JURINE(61)           0  7 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  6 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  3 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  3 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  3 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  2 0  ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           3  0 0  MURSKA(35)           0  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          3  2 0  JHANS(36)            3  1 0  DWES EG(82)          3  4 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      16  6 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  1 0  ZENSU(40)            1  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     4  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  4 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  4 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871      59  50  0  234  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 LUCY 2-6090                 34  11  0  227  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         40  20  1  242  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        25  12  1   78  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387        45  15  2  278  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 ALBERT KING 6-6821          50  35  0  195  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371         33  41  1  200  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609         48  35  2  150  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 DARWIN 10-6236              46  37  0  202  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        52  41  1  157  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792     54  75  0  201  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 SIERRA 13-5616              45  25  0  204  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 JEX 14-4848                 30  25  0  206  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 KHELOLIR 15-5407            23  20  0  198  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   46  24  0  165  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 HERITAGE 17-7710            20   4  0   97  LES MENTORS (1882)         ALJAFIR
 RUTH 18-10121               77  60  0  251  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               34  34  0   63  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 NICK SEAFORT 21-7513        32  18  2  245  CELESTIAL WRATH (1799)     SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   48  45  0  286  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049      27  11  2  231  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 SLINKY 25-3080              38  29  0  220  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 BLOCK 26-5168               13  10  0   59  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 TEQUILA 28-5341             41  24  1  205  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 COLYN SHEA 30-5368          20   6  2  116  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 ONUPHRE 31-3385             68  81  3  217  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087       34  33  1  194  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     58  47  0  201  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339      41  63  0  174  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 KERN 36-7601                28  14  1  187  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111    25   7  2  139  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471  28  15  0  169  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1764)   ZENSU
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653       51  27  0  201  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833         24  34  0  140  THE SOVEREIGN (1809)       RODEKI
 THE ROCK SHOW 43-5042       19  13  1   38  MELODY MAYHEM (1845)       VEASTIAN
 PULLED ORC 45-4702          43  27  1  207  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         64  50  0  204  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053        45  27  0  203  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK
 ERIK 56-3399                70  91  1  201  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512         40  28  0  193  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688      36  18  1  191  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DANG LEN 62-4694            56  37  0  239  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711        21  11  0  140  MY CARTOONS (1850)         DRAGONHEAD
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372            38  26  2  221  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 IRON HANDED 75-3508         49  48  2  144  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         47  54  2  160  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82--23740   41  30  1  219  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038    31  13  1  232  NEVERMIND (1790)           BLACKSTONE
 SOGGY 96-4997               21  29  3  201  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776        30  47  4  199  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339          27  40  5  195  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 PRADUS 99-3707              40  28  4  206  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     SONNY TERRY (30-3912) of DELTA BLUES (374) 
                 BLOOD RED SKIES (32-5430) of CALL THE PRIEST (344) 
                         DINO ORTALANI (69-9537) of OZ (944) 
                   TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) of CALENDAR GIRLS (453) 
                ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER (82-855) of HARD LIQUOR 3 (140) 
                    FLOYD 101 (82-53144) of ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965) 
                      DOWRY WRAITH (82-50172) of 072507J (8439) 
                       CRIKEY! (82-45396) of SURPRISE! (7631) 
                  COCKROACH (82-47295) of THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946) 
                  URETHRA FRANKLIN (82-16581) of R-E-S-P-E-E (2518) 
                  SACRED DOOM (82-10660) of HAUNTED CASTLE 3 (1569) 
                      HELPER HAND (84-4344) of DOODS III (848) 
                    QUICKSILVER (84-7055) of MORE Q STUFF (1335) 
                         CRUTCH (84-15431) of OLD ONE (2726) 
              THONG RENAISSANCE (84-14786) of THE ORLANDO MOB 17 (2602) 
                    THE CREATOR (84-32899) of LOITER SQUAD (5769) 
                 THE WHITE WHALE (84-47164) of GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903) 
                     PIMPLED NINNY (84-28547) of 012112H (5057) 
                   SFC 10 (84-23902) of MEDAL OF HONOR 101 (4237) 
                    FLATLINER (84-45870) of BAD NEWS BEERS (7928) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes