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Date   : 05/15/2019    Duedate: 05/28/2019

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 764

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SEA QUEENS 66/2110     5    3   0 62.5      ARCAN MASH UPS '16 98/2047
    DEAD PARROT 12/2102                         ARCANE MASHUPS '17 95/2007
    KNIGHTS OF NI 56/2106                       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612
    FLYING CIRCUS II 43/2104                    INTERNATIONAL DRIVE 84/2080
    SPNSH INQUISITION 62/2109                 6-EAGLES CLAW 38/611    93   78   1 54.4
    SPNSH INQUISITION 69/2111                   ARCANE KNOWLEGE 82/2085
  2 FAST FOOD 47/2105     71   43   1 62.3      DIESEL INDUSTRY 17/2088
    THINGS I HATE 2 84/2095                   7 VEGGIES 3/2024       386  343   6 52.9
    FAVORITE SAYINGS 56/2107                    SHEPHERDS 18/1713
    FAVORITE SAYINGS 60/2108                    MILK IS GOOD 72/1917
    CANADIAN CLASSICS 97/2112                   BASH BROS GAS 72/2034
  3 HOPEFULS 82/1770     142   96   3 59.7      BASH BROS BABY 39/2103
    ENFORCERS 85/2091                           BASH BROS CARS 45/2013
    COUNTRY PEOPLE 82/2094                      BASH BROS NEWS 72/1942
    FEARSOME 5SOME III 85/2096                  BASH BROS PARK 47/1867
  4 LEO 10/2093         2372 1914  18 55.3      BB SIDE MIRROR 72/2035
    VELA 65/2092                                BASH BROS OCEAN 31/2021
    AURIGA 3/2115                               NEXT GENERATION 18/1896
    CANIS 99/2055                               BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/2004
    CETUS 42/2118                               BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919
    CORVUS 3/1986                               BASH BROS CRICKET 72/1918
    DRACO 56/1858                               BASH BROS BATHROOM 54/2001
    ANTLIA 38/2069                              BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906
    AQUILA 62/1908                              BASH BROS OLYMPICS 72/2036
    FORNAX 41/2100                            8 WHY 2? 99/1974       505  481   3 51.2
    PICTOR 26/1938                              CHIEFS 5 99/2054
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             FROM THE 80'S 9/1881
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                          9 TOOL 85/2097         148  143   4 50.9
    ANDROMEDA 99/1998                           IN BLOOM 85/2009
    TRIANGULUM 60/2061                          DOLI CAPAX 43/2032
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         HOUSE JHEREG 35/2005
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        IT'S GREASE! 85/2078
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        PRAY THE GODS 81/2038
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       ALMOST EXACTLY 29/1848
    SHEWISH BUFFET 75/1991                      PASTA LA VISTA 84/2012
    SHEWISH MUNCHIES 59/2019                    CRACKED REAR VIEW 21/2029
  5 PSI FORCE 14/2117   1139  944   4 54.7   10 FIST 26/1889        5276 5133  49 50.7
    RED SCARE 22/1960                           QUEEN 9/1629
    TEAM FLOYD 38/690                           TRIBE 24/1648
    OBELISK 005 1/2113                          N.W.A. 84/1945
    ARCANE CIRCLE 13/2116                       REVIEW 84/1958
    COLLEGE RADIO 43/2045                       RUN DMC 1/1626
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       BALLERS 84/1957
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    ORIOLE MADNESS 82/2015                      HURRICANE 84/1951
    ARCANE BBQ 2018 98/2053                     JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567                     DEAD WORLD 84/2075
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   DUEL HACKS 84/2076
    THE MOTHERSHIP AK 84/2120                   SOME OLD B 84/1962
    THE MOTHERSHIP CA 84/2016                   STILLMATIC 36/1652
    THE MOTHERSHIP CE 65/1579                   THAT SMELL 65/2033
    THE MOTHERSHIP CG 84/2119                   HOWLIN CASE 78/1965

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM 68/1681                  SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    UNNAMEABLES 60/1661                         U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687
    LAY LADY LAY 17/1912                        SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904
    MEN OF STEEL 56/1659                     13 COMPOSERS 82/2071     65   74   1 46.8
    THE RUNAROUND 2/1628                        LIVING DEAD 29/1956
    5TH TOMBSTONE 16/2065                       FANGDOR HOLD 16/2067
    9TH TOMBSTONE 51/2048                       OBSIDIAN HALL 33/1771
    HOUSE ROCKIN' 85/2006                       THE HOLY LEGION 10/341
    HOWLIN VANDALS 3/2090                       UNLIKELY HEROES 18W 97/2073
    STRIKER FORCE 62/1753                    14 FIEND FOLIO 33/2059  283  324   6 46.6
    TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839                       MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
    BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632                   15 AMBER 52/2101        360  419   2 46.2
    BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684                      BAD BEATS 47/1971
    GOOD AS I BEEN 85/2066                      SERIOUS LEE 8/2010
    HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646                      YOUNG GUNS 59/1907
    ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745                     WE GOT GAME 46/1695
    BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940                     ONE MAN GANG 35/1718
    BLOOD GANG 717F 98/2044                     YUPPIE HORDE 31/2022
    GONE SHOPPING 2 84/2008                     YUPPIE HORDE 45/2082
    I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842                     MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
    TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900                     WOMEN OF TRUMP 1/2098
    WAY OF THINKING 84/1874                  16 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708  148  173   3 46.1
    BLOOD GANG 718FB 98/2051                    WEIRD ALCHEMY 47/1831
    BLOOD GANGA 118F 96/2043                    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
    HOWLIN RESONATOR 85/2099                 17 ORDER 14/1754        434  521   4 45.4
    IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693                    ORDER 36/1780
    GONE OFF THAT TOO 84/2077                   SEINFELD 19/1741
    PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890                  BAD BREAD 33/1041
    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668                 STREEP LEGAL 14/1977
 11-MYTHRAL 47/1866        8    8   0 50.0   18 AVENGERS 31/1321     287  430   0 40.0
 12 HAS-BEENS 82/1999    646  707   4 47.7      HUCKLE'S CATS 20/2014
    MMM BEER 4 3/2114                           UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    SOUP FORCES 2 84/2062                    19 REDHORSE 56/1325     357  537   3 39.9
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698                      MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
    U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970                   20 ARROGANCE 18/755     629 1067  11 37.1
    U PAY I SLAY 5 98/2052                   21 EMPYREAN CO 25/1887   35   71   0 33.0

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

The Dark Arena Murders

Episode Three

     As they walked into the tavern, Kinthel murmured, "I think something is wrong 
with him.  Mr. Macrock, you know.  It was like... he was at war with himself."

     Fealost snorted.  "With himself?  More like he wanted to be at war with us.  
Maybe he just hates gladiators."

     The Dripping Blade was a dark place.  It took a few seconds for their eyes to 
adjust.  Then it became apparent that there was something interesting going on, since 
about a dozen armed men were clustered around something that was apparently happening 
on the floor.                                             

     Following close behind Keel, Kinthel and Fealost managed to squeeze in so they 
could see.  A dwarf in plate armor stood on one foot, wobbling and grimacing, waving 
his arms for balance.  Under his foot, something gray wiggled.

     The spectators were shouting excitedly, making bets.  A barmaid counted down 
seconds:  "Six, five, four..."

     Suddenly, the dwarf flew into the air and bounced against the ceiling.  Four 
laughing spectators caught him, and everyone else cheered.  On the floor, the gray 
object resolved itself into a humanoid shape less than five inches high.

     "That's Bukka seven, bigjobs none!" the barmaid called out.  "Beer on the house 
for Bukka!"

     The little gray man did a victory dance and bounded up onto the bar, where his 
mug of beer was waiting.  He climbed a set of miniature wooden steps and drank from a 
straw.

     Keel sat down next to Bukka, motioning his friends to join him.  "That was 
impressive," said the half-Shew.  He nodded at the barkeep.  "Three beers, please."  
To the little gray man he added, "I'm Keel Woodhaven.  These are my friends Kinthel 
and Fealost, gladiators."

     "Aye, they have the look, right enough," piped the tiny gray man.  "I'm Bukka the 
Troll, Dark Arena."

     "Oh!" said Fealost.  "We've come to see the Dark Arena team."  He took his beer 
with a nod of thanks at the bartender, sipped it, opened his mouth to say more, then 
paused, wondering how to approach the subject tactfully.

     "Why's that?" asked the self-identified troll, looking up from his straw.  He'd 
already drained a third of the mug, which was more than the volume of his body.

     Fealost looked at Kinthel, who took over.  "You know the custom is for gladiators 
who don't do well to go to the DA, where they fake their deaths and go back to their 
old lives.  If that didn't happen, the population of Alastari would diminish 
drastically."

     Bukka nodded.  "Aye.  So you're here to look into the murders, then.  It's aboot 
time."

     Keel said, "What can you tell us about them?"

     "Lot of bigjobs been dyin' when they shouldna'."  The little gray man took 
another long draught from his straw.  "Rillion says it's happenin' all over the land."

     "Rillion?" Keel prompted.

     "Arenamaster Rillion."

     "Does Tokken Macrock have anything to do with it?"

     "I dinna ken.  Nice fella for a bigjob, he is."

     Kinthel's jaw dropped.  "Really?  We just spoke to him.  He was... angry."

     "What aboot?"

     "We dinna... we don't know," Kinthel said.  "He said people are supposed to die 
in the DA, and I guess he thought we were unjustly accusing him."

     Bukka said, "There are a lot of tricks we use to make the fights look real.  
Rillion could tell ya more aboot that.  But folks keep dyin'.  It's verra sad."

     Keel drained his mug, set it down, and said, "I guess we'd better talk to the 
Arenamaster then.  Is this a fight day?  Will he be at the arena now?"

     "Aye, it's fight day.  He'll be there.  I'll be along after I've had me beer."

     The three from Home Guard finished their drinks and then set out for the arena on 
the east side of town.

             ~ With thanks to Terry Pratchett, gone and irreplaceable ~~

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there!

We had 107 fights today, 9 challenges, no avoids, and no deaths.

BABY BAB (21-8106) (40-51-0,183) of CRACKED REAR VIEW challenged BABY RUTH (59-2943) 
(28-11-0,186) of SHEWISH MUNCHIES.  BABY BAB was viciously subdued by BABY RUTH in a 3 
minute Challenge fight.  Baby Ruth is our leading Parry-Lunge.

POKEY, MON! (29-6158) (31-32-1,173) of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged CANCHA (60-9147) (40-
42-1,173) of UNNAMEABLES.  POKEY, MON! demolished CANCHA in a 1 minute gory one-sided 
Challenge melee.

ANGEL HAIR (84-54540) (26-23-1,160) of PASTA LA VISTA challenged MC REN (84-27222) 
(56-47-0,172) of N.W.A..  ANGEL HAIR lost to MC REN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute 
Challenge brawl.

DAAVYA (35-4751) (27-26-2,180) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged ST. RIKER (62-4828) (50-66-
1,182) of STRIKER FORCE.  DAAVYA overpowered ST. RIKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
one-sided Challenge fight.

KATHANA (35-3553) (27-20-2,168) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged SEDAN OF BAN (2-6112) (43-
70-1,168) of THE RUNAROUND.  KATHANA was devastated by SEDAN OF BAN in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge duel.

CHALER (35-4572) (26-19-1,124) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged HENCHMAN (46-4560) (28-21-
0,125) of DUNGEON CELL.  CHALER was devastated by HENCHMAN in a 1 minute mismatched 
Challenge match.

SGT FURY (85-24195) (20-6-1,135) of IT'S GREASE! challenged 8 AM CLASS (72-6621) (49-
45-0,140) of BASH BROS COLLEGE.  SGT FURY viciously subdued 8 AM CLASS in a 2 minute 
gruesome Challenge melee.

BULL FLOAT (85-23840) (18-5-1,99) of TOOL challenged INAUDIBLE (60-9236) (20-6-0,100) 
of UNNAMEABLES.  BULL FLOAT lost to INAUDIBLE in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.

NIGHT STALKER (29-262) (32-42-1,88) of LIVING DEAD challenged BASHER FORCE (62-4872) 
(39-62-5,93) of STRIKER FORCE.  NIGHT STALKER was vanquished by BASHER FORCE in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge duel.

There's a new Captain of the Guard this turn.  POT SHOT (78-3230) (43-31-0,256) of 
HOWLIN CASE fought JHAARAN (10-2017) (41-51-2,204) of THE HOLY LEGION.  POT SHOT 
devastated JHAARAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched Title bout.  So Pot 
Shot is still our best Wall of Steel.  Congrats.

As always, the overall popularity leader is Job.  JOB (18-6129) (90-202-0,197) of 
SHEPHERDS fought LIL LEGS (2-6304) (29-9-0,206) of THE RUNAROUND.  JOB was savagely 
defeated by LIL LEGS in an action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.  Looked like a good 
fight.  Even when he loses, he looks good doing it.

The crowd's favorite fighter this turn is Cyclotubulus.  CYCLOTUBULUS (8-3975) (24-25-
0,113) of WEIRD ALCHEMY fought SYLKE (16-6221) (42-25-0,132) of FANGDOR HOLD.  
CYCLOTUBULUS was beaten by SYLKE in an exciting 6 minute brutal struggle.

Heh, scumfest.  And I don't mean that in a bad way.  Being able to hold on a long time 
is a good thing.  But the spectators don't agree, and Air Raid was voted the least 
popular fighter this turn.  MEGABOLOX (47-4312) (50-53-1,189) of WEIRD ALCHEMY fought 
AIR RAID (84-32877) (54-53-0,192) of I SHALL BE FREE.  MEGABOLOX outlasted AIR RAID in 
an action packed 20 minute brutal competition.

Moving on to the rest of the stylemasters...

The top Striker is Chatmon.  CHATMON (6-6992) (64-54-3,252) of BLACK AND BLUES fought 
CHUCKY (22-7121) (50-50-1,209) of THE MENTORS GORE.  CHATMON devastated CHUCKY in an 
exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.

Early One Morning is our best Total Parry.  EARLY ONE MORNING (16-6010) (85-53-0,249) 
of BLOOD ON THE TRACKS fought MAMMA MIA (14-5144) (37-27-2,188) of STREEP LEGAL.  
EARLY ONE MORNING savagely defeated MAMMA MIA in a crowd pleasing 10 minute conflict.

NAAN COMBATANT (33-8638) (37-31-0,227) of BAD BREAD fought BIG BIKER (62-4975) (36-16-
0,201) of STRIKER FORCE.  NAAN COMBATANT narrowly defeated BIG BIKER in an action 
packed 2 minute match.  Naan is our best Aimed Blow.

The best Lunger is Canned Heat.  CANNED HEAT (6-7219) (36-14-1,213) of BLACK AND BLUES 
fought HOME RUN!! (82-56869) (25-8-1,210) of ORIOLE MADNESS.  CANNED HEAT overpowered 
HOME RUN!! in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

SAUSAGE FINGERS (84-31771) (36-19-1,234) of THE MOTHERSHIP CA fought ONE TIME! (47-
8396) (40-27-0,207) of BAD BEATS.  SAUSAGE FINGERS was overpowered by ONE TIME! in an 
exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.  One Time! is the leading Parry-Strike.

The top Basher is Repetitive.  REPETITIVE (72-7684) (29-10-0,199) of BASH BROS NEWS 
fought BUSTED KNUCKLE (26-5228) (40-25-1,189) of FIST.  REPETITIVE demolished BUSTED 
KNUCKLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.

And as he often is, Ice Wind is the best Parry-Riposte.  ICE WIND (47-7758) (83-53-
2,189) of BASH BROS PARK fought DRES (18-10562) (61-35-1,156) of HIP HOP HEROES.  ICE 
WIND narrowly defeated DRES in a 2 minute gruesome bout.  Good job!

ETA ANDROMEDAE (99-6335) (28-28-4,205) of ANDROMEDA fought RUBIN CARTER (84-33714) 
(52-36-2,207) of HURRICANE.  ETA ANDROMEDAE was demolished by RUBIN CARTER in a 
popular 1 minute uneven contest.  Eta is still our top Slasher.

That's about it.  Technically we're still in spring, but it feels like summer to me.  
Enjoy!

                                          -- Keel Woodhaven

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POT SHOT 78-3230             44  31  0  269  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATMON 6-6992               65  54  3  263  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    86  53  0  259  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
-JEX 14-4848                  63  60  0  247  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638       38  31  0  245  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 THE ROOSTER 22-7254          32  15  1  234  RED SCARE (1960)           SOLVEN
 THE GNOME 84-26786           73  40  0  233  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 CANNED HEAT 6-7219           37  14  1  233  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      56  48  5  228  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 ONE TIME! 47-8396            41  27  0  227  BAD BEATS (1971)           NORTH FORK
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583         101  97  0  221  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     67  33  0  218  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 RUBIN CARTER 84-33714        53  36  2  218  HURRICANE (1951)           BLACKSTONE
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   52  34  1  217  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 REPETITIVE 72-7684           30  10  0  215  BASH BROS NEWS (1942)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIL LEGS 2-6304              30   9  0  213  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 SCONE GOLEM 7-6563           27  31  0  213  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 BUSY BEE 18-10572            49  45  0  211  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VESSEL 98-5481               30  27  4  209  BLOOD GANG 717F (2044)     SYVYN'S HILL
 GORDONS 28-5337              62  48  0  208  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 PART POWER 13-5627           62  90  0  208  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 THE PROFESSOR 84-30925       56  34  1  206  BALLERS (1957)             BLACKSTONE
 FEZZIK 45-814                50  48  1  206  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           62  54  2  205  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 COSMO 19-4498                69  68  1  204  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 KERN 36-7601                 57  54  1  204  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           65  69  1  202  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431        35  24  3  202  U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970)      SHADOW GROVE
 COMIC BOOK GUY 25-5571       30  11  0  202  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
 DOLGAN 56-751                73 144  5  201  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 ICE WIND 47-7758             84  53  2  200  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       83  63  1  200  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            51  53  1  200  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 BIG BIKER 62-4975            36  17  0  200  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 JOB 18-6129                  90 203  0  199  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             44  54  0  199  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         44  52  1  198  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 NEVERMORE 9-5846             37  62  0  198  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 ZYRO 33-8118                 43  45  0  197  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MAMMA MIA 14-5144            37  28  2  197  STREEP LEGAL (1977)        TOBIR
 ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 72-8154  32  13  1  196  BASH BROS OLYMPICS (2036)  DRAGONHEAD
 HOME RUN!! 82-56869          25   9  1  196  ORIOLE MADNESS (2015)      DWES EG
 YELLOWBEARD 18-2149          37  30  0  195  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 BATH 96-6062                 24  18  3  195  BLOOD GANGA 118F (2043)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867         48  38  0  194  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239           46  24  3  194  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 JHAARAN 10-2017              41  52  2  194  THE HOLY LEGION (341)      KOLACT
 SAUSAGE FINGERS 84-31771     36  20  1  194  THE MOTHERSHIP CA (2016)   BLACKSTONE
-GOLDBEAR 47-2724             33  23  0  194  MYTHRAL (1866)             NORTH FORK
 ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335       28  29  4  194  ANDROMEDA (1998)           SOUTH RIDGE
 CHUCKY 22-7121               50  51  1  193  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 BABY RUTH 59-2943            29  11  0  193  SHEWISH MUNCHIES (2019)    ILLIS
 RIPKEN 82-56713              27  21  0  193  ORIOLE MADNESS (2015)      DWES EG
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         49  36  3  192  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 UNZASTER DIZASTER 43-1011    37  34  1  192  COLLEGE RADIO (2045)       VEASTIAN
 DAAVYA 35-4751               28  26  2  192  HOUSE JHEREG (2005)        MURSKA
 PUSHIN UP DAISIES 12-4534    19   7  1  191  DEAD PARROT (2102)         RIZTAB
 JONAS 25-5938                47  46  1  189  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 FEALOST 1-3916               79 118  2  188  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 WHUPPIN' IVORY 85-2333       34  40  0  188  HOUSE ROCKIN' (2006)       JASPER GULCH
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228       40  26  1  187  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 BABY BAB 21-8106             40  52  0  187  CRACKED REAR VIEW (2029)   SUNSET
-PICAROON 28-5202             53  38  1  186  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          62  66  0  185  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 AIR RAID 84-32877            54  54  0  184  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 POKEY, MON! 29-6158          32  32  1  184  ALMOST EXACTLY (1848)      LAPUR
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          74  70  3  183  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 REBUILD 36-7697              69  68  0  182  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       58  70  0  182  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          44  70  1  182  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 PSUNAMI FORCE 62-4920        35  16  0  181  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 PATRICK BATEMAN 31-6839      33  22  1  181  YUPPIE HORDE (2022)        CHIMLEVTAL
 BORSCHT 84-20918             28  39  0  181  SOUP FORCES 2 (2062)       BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FAITH 47-8944                43  76  1  180  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STRAWBERRY JHANS 75-3403     38  19  1  180  SHEWISH BUFFET (1991)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 BURDEN TOFU 38-5293          31  34  0  180  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 R-1 18-9490                  53  39  1  179  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 ELF COBBLER 7-6525           32  23  2  179  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 GRAVITY 28-5599              28  26  0  178  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 ERIK 56-3399                107 123  1  177  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 MC REN 84-27222              57  47  0  177  N.W.A. (1945)              BLACKSTONE
 RAINDROPS 78-3211            35  42  0  176  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 KID KOALA 4-5694             45  47  1  175  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 DELTA CORVI 3-7763           34  42  0  174  CORVUS (1986)              OSKSI
 SCUMFIST 84-50844            28  36  0  174  DUEL HACKS (2076)          BLACKSTONE
 HERETIC 46-4553              41  17  0  173  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 VITALOGY 68-5103             39  49  3  173  ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM (1681)  FIREHOLD
 SNOZZLE 20-460               38  34  0  173  HUCKLE'S CATS (2014)       SEAM
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            50  67  1  172  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 BLK BEAST OF AAAAG 56-1251   44  43  1  172  KNIGHTS OF NI (2106)       ROCANIS
 GREAT HERO 16-6558           25  11  0  172  5TH TOMBSTONE (2065)       WILLAF
 THE RAVEN 51-3875            31  30  2  170  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 DRES 18-10562                61  36  1  168  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 MASSAGE PARLOR 84-41111      26   8  0  168  INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (2080) BLACKSTONE
 HIRE WATHA 60-9218           38  23  0  166  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 MALICE 99-6436               19  29  4  166  WHY 2? (1974)              SOUTH RIDGE
 PANDARAMA 2-6375             33  15  0  164  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 ANGEL HAIR 84-54540          26  24  1  164  PASTA LA VISTA (2012)      BLACKSTONE
 FOGGED UP MIRROR 54-3231     25  10  1  164  BASH BROS BATHROOM (2001)  TROCAR
 CRYINARA 2-6131              48  62  1  163  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 CANCHA 60-9147               40  43  1  163  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 EAGLE'S CLAW 38-4345         32  12  2  163  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 ODACHI 31-6569               30  56  1  163  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 75-3413   29  24  1  159  SHEWISH BUFFET (1991)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 KATHANA 35-3553              27  21  2  158  HOUSE JHEREG (2005)        MURSKA
 BLOODBATH & BEYOND 84-49238  34  53  1  156  GONE SHOPPING 2 (2008)     BLACKSTONE
 BONNIE 85-14672              27  17  2  151  ENFORCERS (2091)           JASPER GULCH

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PENANGGALAN 33-8968          27  23  1  150  FIEND FOLIO (2059)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 VIDHI 81-2840                26  22  1  150  PRAY THE GODS (2038)       SHADOWSPIRE
 BLOCK 26-5168                44  48  1  146  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 BURKES CAFE 82-6800          34  31  1  146  ORIOLE MADNESS (2015)      DWES EG
 SGT FURY 85-24195            21   6  1  146  IT'S GREASE! (2078)        JASPER GULCH
 HUMBLE LEE 8-4061            29  31  0  145  SERIOUS LEE (2010)         ARKERS
 HOUSTON 99-5036              19  12  4  144  CHIEFS 5 (2054)            SOUTH RIDGE
 ADDICTION 84-48891           37  33  1  143  REVIEW (1958)              BLACKSTONE
 HENCHMAN 46-4560             29  21  0  142  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 PINKY RING 36-8072           32  25  0  140  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 THE ART 26-5352              26  19  0  139  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 SOME DONKUS 84-43779         24  18  1  139  DEAD WORLD (2075)          BLACKSTONE
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           49  46  0  137  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
 JOMMY 56-4539                39  76  1  137  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 SLITHERING IDIOT 98-6021     21  11  4  135  U PAY I SLAY 5 (2052)      SYVYN'S HILL
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       55  86  1  134  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 JAROBI 24-5158               52  72  3  134  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SYLKE 16-6221                43  25  0  134  FANGDOR HOLD (2067)        WILLAF
 RAT-CATCHER 5-5714           27  37  0  134  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 BLACKJACK DAVEY 85-7015      23  35  0  134  GOOD AS I BEEN (2066)      JASPER GULCH
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           49  63  4  132  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 AFRICAN SWALLOW 56-3075      25  15  1  131  KNIGHTS OF NI (2106)       ROCANIS
 HUMAN PRETZEL 59-2926        29  41  6  129  SHEWISH MUNCHIES (2019)    ILLIS
 DREAM 60-9010                24  14  0  127  FAVORITE SAYINGS (2108)    ARADI
 ED 26-5174                   45  42  0  126  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          71  81  1  124  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 RED BARCHETTA 98-415         13  30  4  122  ARCAN MASH UPS '16 (2047)  SYVYN'S HILL
 CYCLOTUBULUS 8-3975          24  26  0  121  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GLOOM 33-8789                33  31  0  120  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            50  46  7  119  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 IMPECCABLE GRASS 24-5321     41  17  4  118  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 RIB TIP FLOYD 98-6077        19  13  6  118  ARCANE BBQ 2018 (2053)     SYVYN'S HILL
 GOLDEN SPIKE 1-1856          31  36  0  117  OBELISK 005 (2113)         MORDANT
 CHALER 35-4572               26  20  1  116  HOUSE JHEREG (2005)        MURSKA
 GALILEO'S MATH 51-6108       27  19  1  115  9TH TOMBSTONE (2048)       TRICORUS
 FREEBOOTER 28-5201           31  44  0  114  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 INAUDIBLE 60-9236            21   6  0  113  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GREEN BEAN 3-6419            14   8  1  110  VEGGIES (2024)             OSKSI
 STICKER FORCE 62-4943        44  26  0  108  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017     25  22  1  106  BASHAHOLICS ANON (2004)    ILLIS
 BASHER FORCE 62-4872         40  62  5  102  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 PHIFE 24-5360                26  23  2  102  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHOLE 72-5895                30  19  1  100  MILK IS GOOD (1917)        DRAGONHEAD
 SEAWEED 31-6370              22  15  2  100  BASH BROS OCEAN (2021)     CHIMLEVTAL
 BLIND WILLIAM 6-7263         19   8  0   99  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 BULL FLOAT 85-23840          18   6  1   98  TOOL (2097)                JASPER GULCH
 CANDYMAN 22-7177             44  61  0   96  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 NAILED THERE 12-4533         22   9  1   96  DEAD PARROT (2102)         RIZTAB
 ALPHA KLAUS 84-51866         26  22  0   93  GONE OFF THAT TOO (2077)   BLACKSTONE
 THE WITCH 56-3197            22  15  0   92  KNIGHTS OF NI (2106)       ROCANIS
 AMBROSIA 84-47039            18  10  1   91  THE MOTHERSHIP CG (2119)   BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPHINX 81-2755               31  34  2   90  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 EARLY MORNINGS 84-34548      18  22  0   89  THINGS I HATE 2 (2095)     BLACKSTONE
 FOMO 45-5172                 24  20  1   88  YUPPIE HORDE (2082)        STORMCROWE
 THE HOP 24-5382              25  13  1   87  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 MAJOR CINNAMON 97-6894       24  20  4   87  UNLIKELY HEROES 18W (2073) SHADOW GROVE
 SUPER BACK 60-9250           22   7  3   86  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 NAKAMURA 46-4626             18  17  0   86  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 BOWE 99-5028                 15  16  4   85  CHIEFS 5 (2054)            SOUTH RIDGE
 GAMMA VELORUM 65-7502        15  15  2   85  VELA (2092)                DAL SHANG
 HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424        16  24  5   84  ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007)  DUSKMOOR
 SHO'NUFF 25-5896             33  71  2   83  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 HOFFA 18-8478                70 224  1   82  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 TAIPEI 96-6065               24  18  3   82  BLOOD GANGA 118F (2043)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARLA 1-9585                 17   6  0   82  WOMEN OF TRUMP (2098)      MORDANT
 ELLINGTON 82-56846           23  46  0   81  COMPOSERS (2071)           DWES EG
 COPELAND 6-7284              28  15  0   80  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DELILAH 9-6107               17  27  0   80  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 NIGHT STALKER 29-262         32  43  1   79  LIVING DEAD (1956)         LAPUR
 FLAPJACK 7-6304              18   6  0   79  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 DANGEROUS TOYS 39-4100       21   9  1   78  BASH BROS BABY (2103)      XOCHITHLAN
 DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674        27  56  0   77  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 DELTA ANTLIAE 38-5184        18  10  2   77  ANTLIA (2069)              CLIFFHOME
 LIMS KRIGMA 56-4760          26  23  2   76  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 RESIN 65-7408                23   6  2   73  THAT SMELL (2033)          DAL SHANG
 HEDGEHOG 56-3748             31  54  0   72  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 STOWAWAY 18-9722             30  32  4   72  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 JOEY 18-10339                21  27  1   72  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 BLEYS 52-4487                15   8  1   72  AMBER (2101)               FRATSFA
-LEWCHIN 35-4809              20  10  1   71  HOUSE JHEREG (2005)        MURSKA
 LOFTIS 35-4571               17  12  0   71  HOUSE JHEREG (2005)        MURSKA
 SMOKING MINA 25-5864         21  39  3   70  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1887)    LYRATILAN
 MICHELSON 85-4866            20  31  0   69  FEARSOME 5SOME III (2096)  JASPER GULCH
 INNOCENT GEOMETRY 51-6111    22  25  1   68  9TH TOMBSTONE (2048)       TRICORUS
 CRYING FIRE 5-5494           29  20  0   67  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 PROCYON 99-6671              11  20  4   67  CANIS (2055)               SOUTH RIDGE
 VICIOUS SID 3-7966           18  12  0   64  HOWLIN VANDALS (2090)      OSKSI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDTIME 84-49248             32 113  2   63  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
-NUCLEAR HARMONY 17-4599      20  14  3   63  DIESEL INDUSTRY (2088)     ALJAFIR
 BIASED JUDGES 72-8153        18   7  1   63  BASH BROS OLYMPICS (2036)  DRAGONHEAD
 KAPPA VELORUM 65-7501        14   6  1   63  VELA (2092)                DAL SHANG
 ZWEIBACK 33-8417             20  35  0   59  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 LOVING IT 56-4440            18  23  0   58  FAVORITE SAYINGS (2107)    ROCANIS
 CONFUSE A CAT 43-3475        14   8  0   56  FLYING CIRCUS II (2104)    VEASTIAN
 DELTA TRIANGULI 60-9180      16  41  0   55  TRIANGULUM (2061)          ARADI
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            60  92  1   54  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 PROLONGED SQUAWK 12-4536     18  12  0   54  DEAD PARROT (2102)         RIZTAB
 CRAWL SPACE 72-6525          26  10  0   53  BASH BROS CRICKET (1918)   DRAGONHEAD
 PANASONIC 1-9267             15  24  0   53  OBELISK 005 (2113)         MORDANT
-EPSILON LEONIS 10-6707       15  15  0   51  LEO (2093)                 KOLACT
 IRONIC IRONY 65-7252         19   7  0   50  THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1579)   DAL SHANG
-TAU CETI 42-5080             16   1  1   50  CETUS (2118)               RODEKI
 DOOR DINGS 45-5247           26  22  1   48  BASH BROS CARS (2013)      STORMCROWE
 HOFFA 18-9369                63 206  0   46  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 HEMO GOBLIN 98-6013          14  18  4   46  BLOOD GANG 718FB (2051)    SYVYN'S HILL
 54 DRAWERS 26-5293           22  35  2   45  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
-ABALONE 85-4661              13   5  1   45  HOWLIN RESONATOR (2099)    JASPER GULCH
 DEAD PARROT 43-3479          12   7  0   43  FLYING CIRCUS II (2104)    VEASTIAN
-ZETA FORNACIS 41-5026        13   0  1   40  FORNAX (2100)              KATI-TEI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Snake Bite -- They managed to stuff my guts back in.  Good fight. -- Fealost

Super Back -- That was a very good fight.  I'm glad I won, but I thought you were 
going to. -- Hedgehog (Kinthel)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BABY BAB was viciously subdued by BABY RUTH in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
POKEY, MON! demolished CANCHA in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge melee.
ANGEL HAIR lost to MC REN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl.
DAAVYA overpowered ST. RIKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KATHANA was devastated by SEDAN OF BAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CHALER was devastated by HENCHMAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SGT FURY viciously subdued 8 AM CLASS in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
BULL FLOAT lost to INAUDIBLE in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
NIGHT STALKER was vanquished by BASHER FORCE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
NAAN COMBATANT narrowly defeated BIG BIKER in a action packed 2 minute match.
SAUSAGE FINGERS was overpowered by ONE TIME! in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE GNOME devastated FEALOST in a exciting 4 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
POT SHOT devastated JHAARAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched Title bout.
DARQUE PREACHER viciously subdued WHUPPIN' IVORY in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bout.
THE ROOSTER handily defeated BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CHATMON devastated CHUCKY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
CANNED HEAT overpowered HOME RUN!! in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
EARLY ONE MORNING savagely defeated MAMMA MIA in a crowd pleasing 10 minute conflict.
SCONE GOLEM overpowered PSUNAMI FORCE in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
CREAMED MALCORN was savagely defeated by SAINT ANNIE in a action packed 3 minute fray.
XI AQUILAE bested FAITH in a exciting 1 minute bout.
RIGHTEOUS was savagely defeated by VESSEL in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
PUSHIN UP DAISIES savagely defeated RAINDROPS in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
PART POWER demolished DELTA CORVI in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
SNAKE BITE slimly lost to THE PROFESSOR in a popular 5 minute gruesome fray.
YELLOWBEARD savagely defeated GRAVITY in a action packed 4 minute brutal competition.
JOB was savagely defeated by LIL LEGS in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.
ERIK was overpowered by SUICIDE KING in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided match.
R-1 was savagely defeated by DOLGAN in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
ETA ANDROMEDAE was demolished by RUBIN CARTER in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
BUSY BEE bested RIPKEN in a exciting 3 minute bloody battle.
COSMO beat VITALOGY in a popular 1 minute fray.
SNOZZLE was demolished by ZETA AQUILAE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WILLIE BROWN was savagely defeated by ZYRO in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
ILL SUBLIMINAL outwaited UNZASTER DIZASTER in a crowd pleasing 8 minute brutal bout.
JOE WILLIAMS outwaited STRAWBERRY JHANS in a exciting 8 minute gory duel.
SEYMORE GUTTS subdued PANDARAMA in a action packed 2 minute bloody duel.
REPETITIVE demolished BUSTED KNUCKLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
COMIC BOOK GUY was outlasted by ASSISTANT MANAGER in a exciting 7 minute brawl.
JONAS was handily defeated by ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a 2 minute mismatched melee.
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS was overpowered by DIFFERENT RULER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ICE WIND narrowly defeated DRES in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
MEGABOLOX outlasted AIR RAID in a action packed 20 minute brutal competition.
GORDONS savagely defeated KID KOALA in a exciting 3 minute brutal conflict.
HERETIC was subdued by BATH in a popular 1 minute fight.
TRAIN RAIL overcame ELF COBBLER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute contest.
PATRICK BATEMAN was narrowly defeated by NEVERMORE in a exciting 4 minute struggle.
FEZZIK devastated BORSCHT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
KERN subdued GREAT HERO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute contest.
REBUILD was beaten by SHARON SHEW in a action packed 2 minute bout.
BURDEN TOFU was devastated by LONG-NECKED LARRY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PINKY RING slimly lost to FAST-FINGERS FRED in a exciting 4 minute brutal contest.
CRYINARA overpowered RAT-CATCHER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
BURKES CAFE was handily defeated by HIRE WATHA in a popular 1 minute mismatched bout.
ODACHI slimly lost to SCUMFIST in a action packed 4 minute match.
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL lost to MASSAGE PARLOR in a popular 1 minute bout.
THE RAVEN overpowered SOME DONKUS in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
BLOCK was overpowered by FOGGED UP MIRROR in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
BLK BEAST OF AAAAG overpowered BLACKJACK DAVEY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MALICE beat RED BARCHETTA in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO was overpowered by BLOODBATH & BEYOND in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
ED bested GOLDEN SPIKE in a 2 minute match.
BONNIE handily defeated BEA HEADER in a action packed 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
HUMAN PRETZEL was savagely defeated by THE ART in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
JOMMY was handily defeated by SLICK STEPHAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ADDICTION vanquished RIB TIP FLOYD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
STICKER FORCE was savagely defeated by DREAM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fray.
AFRICAN SWALLOW subdued FREEBOOTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
CYCLOTUBULUS was beaten by SYLKE in a exciting 6 minute brutal struggle.
HUMBLE LEE defeated WHOLE in a popular 4 minute brutal fray.
POWER PUNCH was viciously subdued by SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1 minute match.
IMPECCABLE GRASS was demolished by EAGLE'S CLAW in a 2 minute uneven bout.
GALILEO'S MATH was vanquished by PENANGGALAN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
GLOOM was handily defeated by HOUSTON in a exciting 3 minute gory mismatched battle.
VIDHI overpowered BLIND WILLIAM in a action packed 1 minute gory mismatched fight.
OVERSTAND was overpowered by NINJA FERD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
JAROBI vanquished AMBROSIA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
HOFFA was overpowered by SEAWEED in a action packed 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
NAKAMURA was vanquished by RECOVERY SETBACK in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
INNOCENT GEOMETRY was overpowered by EARLY MORNINGS in a 1 minute competition.
PHIFE demolished STOWAWAY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HEDGEHOG was viciously subdued by GAMMA VELORUM in a action packed 3 minute duel.
GREEN BEAN handily defeated RESIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LIMS KRIGMA was vanquished by NAILED THERE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
ALPHA KLAUS overpowered IRONIC IRONY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
SHO'NUFF viciously subdued CRAWL SPACE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout.
MICHELSON was overcome by DELILAH in a popular 5 minute fight.
54 DRAWERS was defeated by HOWLIN' BANDIT in a exciting 1 minute bout.
BEDTIME was viciously subdued by BLEYS in a action packed 1 minute bloody match.
SMOKING MINA was vanquished by THE WITCH in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
THE HOP viciously subdued PANASONIC in a popular 1 minute gruesome fight.
TAIPEI was narrowly defeated by CANDYMAN in a action packed 7 minute bloody contest.
MAJOR CINNAMON vanquished DEAD PARROT in a 3 minute uneven duel.
ZWEIBACK was vanquished by ELLINGTON in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
LOFTIS savagely defeated DOOR DINGS in a action packed 4 minute brutal bout.
HEMO GOBLIN was overpowered by B&G BOUNCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
DELTA ANTLIAE handily defeated LOVING IT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DANGEROUS TOYS savagely defeated PROCYON in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal conflict.
BOWE unbelievably bested BIASED JUDGES in a action packed 8 minute match.
CONFUSE A CAT was bested by COPELAND in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
JOEY was bested by MARLA in a popular 3 minute battle.
HOFFA was overpowered by DIRTY CLOTHES in a action packed 1 minute mismatched battle.
SPHINX devastated DELTA TRIANGULI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
FOMO handily defeated VICIOUS SID in a 1 minute uneven battle.
WEST WOOD was viciously subdued by KAPPA VELORUM in a exciting 1 minute brutal match.
PROLONGED SQUAWK was overpowered by SUPER BACK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FLAPJACK defeated CRYING FIRE in a 2 minute battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      64         WALL OF STEEL     91 -  74 -  1      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     33         PARRY-STRIKE      28 -  23 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  27         AIMED BLOW       301 - 270 -  1      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  24         LUNGING ATTACK   143 - 132 -  1      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 20         PARRY-LUNGE       49 -  49 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         STRIKING ATTACK   95 - 106 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         SLASHING ATTACK   27 -  32 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         BASHING ATTACK   116 - 139 -  1      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY      141 - 194 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  19 -  0      39  |

Turn 764 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL     12 -  3     AIMED BLOW        28 - 36         4  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 14         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK    15 - 12     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  9     TOTAL PARRY       13 - 20         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    POT SHOT 78-3230           44  31  0  269 HOWLIN CASE (1965)
STRIKING ATTACK  CHATMON 6-6992             65  54  3  263 BLACK AND BLUES (1632)
TOTAL PARRY      EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010  86  53  0  259 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668)
AIMED BLOW       NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638     38  31  0  245 BAD BREAD (1041)
LUNGING ATTACK   CANNED HEAT 6-7219         37  14  1  233 BLACK AND BLUES (1632)
PARRY-STRIKE     ONE TIME! 47-8396          41  27  0  227 BAD BEATS (1971)
BASHING ATTACK   REPETITIVE 72-7684         30  10  0  215 BASH BROS NEWS (1942)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ICE WIND 47-7758           84  53  2  200 BASH BROS PARK (1867)
SLASHING ATTACK  ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335     28  29  4  194 ANDROMEDA (1998)
PARRY-LUNGE      BABY RUTH 59-2943          29  11  0  193 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (2019)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
CYCLOTUBULUS 8-3975.  The ten other most popular fighters were UNZASTER DIZASTER 
43-1011, ODACHI 31-6569, COMIC BOOK GUY 25-5571, STRAWBERRY JHANS 75-3403, CANDYMAN 
22-7177, LOFTIS 35-4571, SAINT ANNIE 84--24140, EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010, PUSHIN UP 
DAISIES 12-4534, and GRAVITY 28-5599.

The least popular fighter this week was AIR RAID 84--32659.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were VICIOUS SID 3-7966, LOVING IT 56-4440, HEMO GOBLIN 98-6013, 
LIMS KRIGMA 56-4760, RESIN 65-7408, STOWAWAY 18-9722, INNOCENT GEOMETRY 51-6111, 
NAKAMURA 46-4626, AMBROSIA 84--18497, and HOME RUN!! 82--8667.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  3 0  SOLVEN(22)           2  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  6 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          4  1 0  ILLIS(59)            2  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  3 0  ARADI(60)            4  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  CALEAM(26)           2  3 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       3  4 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  2 0  MORYA(28)            1  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  2 0  LAPUR(29)            1  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  3 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  5 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  3  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  2 0  MURSKA(35)           3  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       2  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  3 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      13  7 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  3 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     2  4 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  1 0  DUSKMOOR(95)         1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  7 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     3  3 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      3  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FEALOST 1-3916              79 118  2  188  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 LIL LEGS 2-6304             30   9  0  213  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 DELTA CORVI 3-7763          34  42  0  174  CORVUS (1986)              OSKSI
 KID KOALA 4-5694            45  47  1  175  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 RAT-CATCHER 5-5714          27  37  0  134  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 CHATMON 6-6992              65  54  3  263  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SCONE GOLEM 7-6563          27  31  0  213  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 HUMBLE LEE 8-4061           29  31  0  145  SERIOUS LEE (2010)         ARKERS
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893            44  54  0  199  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 JHAARAN 10-2017             41  52  2  194  THE HOLY LEGION (341)      KOLACT
 PUSHIN UP DAISIES 12-4534   19   7  1  191  DEAD PARROT (2102)         RIZTAB
 PART POWER 13-5627          62  90  0  208  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 MAMMA MIA 14-5144           37  28  2  197  STREEP LEGAL (1977)        TOBIR
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   86  53  0  259  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674       27  56  0   77  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 BUSY BEE 18-10572           49  45  0  211  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               69  68  1  204  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 SNOZZLE 20-460              38  34  0  173  HUCKLE'S CATS (2014)       SEAM
 BABY BAB 21-8106            40  52  0  187  CRACKED REAR VIEW (2029)   SUNSET
 THE ROOSTER 22-7254         32  15  1  234  RED SCARE (1960)           SOLVEN
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084      83  63  1  200  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 COMIC BOOK GUY 25-5571      30  11  0  202  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228      40  26  1  187  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 GORDONS 28-5337             62  48  0  208  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 POKEY, MON! 29-6158         32  32  1  184  ALMOST EXACTLY (1848)      LAPUR
 PATRICK BATEMAN 31-6839     33  22  1  181  YUPPIE HORDE (2022)        CHIMLEVTAL
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638      38  31  0  245  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104        44  52  1  198  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 KERN 36-7601                57  54  1  204  ORDER (1780)               JHANS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURDEN TOFU 38-5293         31  34  0  180  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 DANGEROUS TOYS 39-4100      21   9  1   78  BASH BROS BABY (2103)      XOCHITHLAN
 UNZASTER DIZASTER 43-1011   37  34  1  192  COLLEGE RADIO (2045)       VEASTIAN
 FEZZIK 45-814               50  48  1  206  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 HERETIC 46-4553             41  17  0  173  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 ONE TIME! 47-8396           41  27  0  227  BAD BEATS (1971)           NORTH FORK
 THE RAVEN 51-3875           31  30  2  170  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 BLEYS 52-4487               15   8  1   72  AMBER (2101)               FRATSFA
 FOGGED UP MIRROR 54-3231    25  10  1  164  BASH BROS BATHROOM (2001)  TROCAR
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343          65  69  1  202  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 BABY RUTH 59-2943           29  11  0  193  SHEWISH MUNCHIES (2019)    ILLIS
 HIRE WATHA 60-9218          38  23  0  166  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794          62  54  2  205  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 GAMMA VELORUM 65-7502       15  15  2   85  VELA (2092)                DAL SHANG
 VITALOGY 68-5103            39  49  3  173  ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM (1681)  FIREHOLD
 REPETITIVE 72-7684          30  10  0  215  BASH BROS NEWS (1942)      DRAGONHEAD
 STRAWBERRY JHANS 75-3403    38  19  1  180  SHEWISH BUFFET (1991)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 POT SHOT 78-3230            44  31  0  269  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 VIDHI 81-2840               26  22  1  150  PRAY THE GODS (2038)       SHADOWSPIRE
 HOME RUN!! 82--8667         25   9  1  196  ORIOLE MADNESS (2015)      DWES EG
 THE GNOME 84-26786          73  40  0  233  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 WHUPPIN' IVORY 85-2333      34  40  0  188  HOUSE ROCKIN' (2006)       JASPER GULCH
 HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424       16  24  5   84  ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007)  DUSKMOOR
 BATH 96-6062                24  18  3  195  BLOOD GANGA 118F (2043)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431       35  24  3  202  U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970)      SHADOW GROVE
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105     56  48  5  228  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335      28  29  4  194  ANDROMEDA (1998)           SOUTH RIDGE