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Date   : 11/30/2016    Duedate: 12/13/2016

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 700

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 WRATHMEN 30/727      283  206   2 57.9      ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1786
    WRATHMEN 36/923                           8 HOMER'S PET 74/1569  693  578   3 54.5
    WRATHMEN! 41/1916                           HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613
    WRATHMEN 5 15/1792                          MILE HIGH CLUB 46/1765
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 24/1886                 ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682
  2-OBSIDIAN HA 33/1771   30   22   1 57.7      ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777
    BLOODHAMMER CLAN 82/1879                    CSU COLLEGE RADIO 40/1764
  3 SHEPHERDS 18/1713     98   72   0 57.6      ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685
    MILK IS GOOD 72/1917                      9 FIST 26/1889        2453 2354  31 51.0
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      QUEEN 9/1629
    BASH BROS TRAIN 72/1902                     JAY-Z 10/1709
    NEXT GENERATION 18/1896                     TRIBE 24/1648
    BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919                   B.I.G. 32/1683
    BASH BROS CRICKET 72/1918                   RUN DMC 1/1626
    BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906                  VANITY 84/1855
  4 DRACO 56/1858       1485 1133  11 56.7      DIGNITY 84/1883
    AQUILA 62/1908                              SIC 'EM 84/1905
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             BIRDEMIC 84/1751
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             HAIR DAY 84/1841
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            ILLMATIC 11/1925
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            PEARL JAM 4/1638
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       CRITICALS 75/1635
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      I WANT YOU 3/1699
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923                      NEVERMIND 84/1790
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722                      PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      HERO BLUES 84/1875
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      STILLMATIC 36/1652
    SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732                      WILD STYLE 84/1791
    SHEWISH DELICACIES 15/1796                  XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
  5 EMPIRE 10/1851       161  126   2 56.1      COUNTRY PIE 74/1669
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    LES MENTORS 17/1882                         SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    THE MENTORS 10/1860                         THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        BATTLE OF LA 84/1898
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869                      ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                    MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
  6 TEAM TOONS 47/1773   166  131   0 55.9      PAID IN FULL 84/1868
  7-AVID FANS 45/569    1419 1164  18 54.9      THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    BAD SIGNS 83/1914                           LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
    THE BULLS 73/1144                           STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133                      BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
    PURPLE PLATYPI 72/1913                      ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
    TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900                     ANYWAYUSLICEIT 39/1910
    WAY OF THINKING 84/1874                     COURTS OF CHAOS 52/1915
    IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693                    DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
    THE MISEDUCATION 84/1924                    STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694
    CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/1891                14 T-3 98/1591          419  492   4 46.0
    PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890                  MMMM BEER 13/1772
    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668                 MMM BEER!! 13/1710
 10-GWAR 82/1731         380  410   7 48.1      U PAY I SLAY 5/1756
    D.R.I. 21/1471                              SERPENTS HOLD 2/1546
    BIG TEN 3 82/1747                           SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
    DEADLY RAGE 72/708                          SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605
    FEAR FACTORY 61/666                         SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
    MY CARTOONS 72/1850                         U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687
    FEAR FACTORY 82/1729                        SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904
    BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723                      WAY OF THE SWORD 16/1920
    FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1876                      WAY OF THE BLADE 2 84/1921
    FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1901                   15 ORDER 14/1754        220  272   3 44.7
    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877                      ORDER 36/1780
    FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730                     SEINFELD 19/1741
    PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872                     TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822                    OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897                16 SIRTAIN DEA 97/1827   48   63   2 43.2
 11 WEIRD ALCHE 47/1831   85   93   3 47.8      FACES OF DEATH 25/1801
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717                 CELESTIAL WRATH 21/1799
 12 HERO ALLIANC 35/609  287  318   1 47.4   17 AVENGERS 31/1321     169  236   0 41.7
    SOUL WARRIORS 38/357                        BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
    WHEEL OF TIME 25/725                        LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    MELODY MAYHEM 43/1845                       UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
 13 AMBER 21/1857        167  195   2 46.1   18 ARROGANCE 18/755     596  972  11 38.0
    WE GOT GAME 46/1695                      19 BIG LAKE TE 21/1922    3    5   0 37.5
    YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880                      20 LUNAE MILIT 28/1428   17   35   2 32.7
    MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Yeah, hey there.  
     There were 100 fights today, and not a single challenge or avoid.  Meh.  Lazy 
buggers.  
     Well, it looks like Dang Len was declared ineligible for Home Guard anymore.  He 
was no fun, anyway.  So we have a new Captain of the Guard, Angel Cake.  ANGEL CAKE 
(45-4737) (28-17-1,235) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought HIGHWAY GAMBLER (5-5401) (42-33-
0,256) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW.  ANGEL CAKE savagely defeated HIGHWAY GAMBLER in an 
exciting 2 minute Title fight.  So, Angel is now the top Slasher around here.  
     The top Aimed Blow is Job.  JOB (18-6129) (53-175-0,237) of SHEPHERDS fought 
JIMMY THE HAND (56-4419) (43-42-4,196) of MEN OF STEEL.  JOB vanquished JIMMY THE HAND 
in a 1 minute uneven fight.  Job is also the overall popularity leader.  
     Fender is the top Lunger.  FENDER (22-7186) (37-21-0,232) of ARE YOU ? fought 
KERN (36-7601) (29-17-1,187) of ORDER.  FENDER devastated KERN in an action packed 1 
minute mismatched fight.  
     Colosseum Halls is top Total Parry.  COLOSSEUM HALLS (1-8871) (62-51-0,229) of 
RUN DMC fought CHUCKY (22-7121) (24-12-1,194) of THE MENTORS GORE.   COLOSSEUM HALLS 
savagely defeated CHUCKY in an exciting 3 minute gory melee.  The thing about TPs, by 
the time they get to the Isle, they do put on a good show.  
     The top Waste is Tock .. Tick.  TOCK .. TICK (60-512) (43-29-0,225) of 
UNNAMEABLES fought BABY BACK RIBS (24-5049) (29-13-2,193) of SHEWISH BUFFET.   TOCK .. 
TICK won victory over BABY BACK RIBS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.  Baby Back 
Ribs is the top Striker.  
     Top PR, that's Graham Cracker.  GRAHAM CRACKER (61-3688) (39-19-1,224) of SHEWISH 
BUFFET fought SNAKE BITE (56-4343) (36-33-1,206) of SERPENTS' HOLD.   GRAHAM CRACKER 
defeated SNAKE BITE in an exciting 2 minute bloody fight.  
     The best Basher is Onuphre.  ONUPHRE (31-3385) (71-82-3,214) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 
4U! fought DOBBIE (84-30850) (47-61-2,190) of PEEP SHOW.  ONUPHRE handily defeated 
DOBBIE in a 1 minute uneven fight.  
     The top Parry-Strike is Innard Skinard.  INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (45-47-4,207) 
of T-3 fought IGNORANCE (14-4977) (37-27-2,202) of MENTOR BLISS.  INNARD SKINARD 
viciously subdued IGNORANCE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory fray.  
     The top Parry-Lunge is Dizzy Gillespie, even though he lost.  RUTH (18-10121) 
(79-62-0,223) of SHEPHERDS fought DIZZY GILLESPIE (12-5792) (57-76-0,204) of BLUE 
NOTE.  RUTH viciously subdued DIZZY GILLESPIE in a popular 7 minute bloody duel.  
     Think I should point out that three of our stylemasters are from the Shewish 
Buffet team.  Good going, there.  
     This turn's favorite, by popular vote in the stands, is Peeking Duck.  PEEKING 
DUCK (81-2363) (26-15-2,70) of OTTO'S DINER fought R-1 (18-9490) (19-8- 1,52) of NEXT 
GENERATION.  PEEKING DUCK was luckily beaten by R-1 in an action packed 3 minute gory 
competition.  Who knows why he was chosen this turn's favorite, huh?  
     Shewish Buffet won another distinction by having the least popular fighter, 
Creamed Malcorn.  Oh wait, sorry, that would be Shewish Picnic.  SPIRALS (75-3613) 
(46-8-1,125) of CRITICALS fought CREAMED MALCORN (7-6394) (30-33-0,131) of SHEWISH 
PICNIC.  SPIRALS was narrowly defeated by CREAMED MALCORN in an unpopular 20 minute 
brawl.  Yup.  He got that vote from people who didn't make it to the bathroom in time.  
     Okay, that's it.  You know, Olaf Modeen wants this job -- writing the spy report 
for Home Guard -- but I've kind of gotten to like it.  
     
                                          -- Keel Woodhaven

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737           29  17  1  248  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOB 18-6129                  54 175  0  247  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 FENDER 22-7186               38  21  0  246  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       63  51  0  241  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          44  29  0  237  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       40  19  1  234  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 RUTH 18-10121                80  62  0  231  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          68  51  0  231  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          51  55  2  231  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              72  82  3  222  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       46  47  4  218  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 ICE WIND 47-7758             49  24  1  217  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        52  34  1  216  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 POE 97-5615                  28  27  5  215  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 JMJ 1-9161                   33  28  1  211  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742        29  25  3  209  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 UGH LEE 24-5247              23   1  1  209  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 (1886) ZORPUNT
 KHELOLIR 15-5407             26  22  0  208  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 ERIK 56-3399                 74  92  1  207  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          37  42  1  206  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         74  61  0  205  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 ROGUE WAVE 18-10482          28  13  2  205  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 DAISY 14-4967                40  29  0  204  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      57  77  0  203  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           36  34  1  203  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          42  23  1  201  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       42  34  0  199  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 DIAZ 14-5026                 26  28  1  199  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           46  29  1  198  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            37  28  2  198  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          51  37  3  197  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 CHUCKY 22-7121               24  13  1  197  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           54  56  1  196  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        54  29  0  195  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       29  14  2  195  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         55  43  1  192  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 RZA 84-38190                 35  15  1  192  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
-DON KING 47-5374             63  52  3  191  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      46  34 11  190  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          43  37  1  190  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 MARY MARY 1-8872             51  62  1  189  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 DOLGAN 56-751                48 105  5  188  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       43  43  4  187  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      59  51  0  186  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      52  67  0  186  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          48  52  0  186  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 LONE WOLF 31-162             50  72  1  185  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 KERN 36-7601                 29  18  1  184  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 DOBBIE 84-30850              47  62  2  183  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 SLINKY 25-3080               39  32  0  183  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738       37  36  0  183  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         47  18  2  182  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       43  66  0  182  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 RIB IAYE 99-4345             29  38  4  182  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE
 COWBOYS 97-5301              23  24  4  181  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARWIN 10-6236               47  41  0  180  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            31  21  1  179  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        42  75  1  177  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 JEX 14-4848                  32  28  0  177  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 GORDONS 28-5337              32  14  0  177  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 SOGGY 96-4997                22  33  3  175  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    50  25  0  174  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 HI-TOP FADE 84-30902         26  40  0  173  HAIR DAY (1841)            BLACKSTONE
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     46  42  0  172  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          65  69  0  171  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 ARCHED EYELID 2-5775         40  40  1  171  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 CAPABLANCA 46-3105           37  35  0  170  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
-FAT LIP 52-3791              26  30  1  170  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           18  24  4  169  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 USURPER 46-4447              25  11  1  168  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 Q-TIP 24-5090                28  17  0  167  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111     27  10  2  167  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           23   9  1  167  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 HOT MESS 84-45578            27  17  2  166  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         30  29  0  164  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
-GAZZA 12-3538                21   1  2  163  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1786)    RIZTAB
 COG 5-4132                   34  37  2  162  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         30  12  1  160  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       53  29  1  158  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       52  34  0  157  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 CHATMON 6-6992               29  26  3  153  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          41  27  0  152  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 RARE BREED 28-5350           41  23  0  152  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       43  70  4  151  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           27  21  3  151  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       31  33  0  150  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 GLORY 35-2429                51  38  0  148  HERO ALLIANCE (609)        MURSKA
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        26  26  2  148  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 KASPAROV 46-4450             29  20  2  141  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 AIR RAID 84-32877            23  21  0  141  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        43  29  3  140  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            25  23  0  140  A LOT TO LAUGH (1854)      BLACKSTONE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         56  20  2  138  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 CANDY MAN 6-7005             30  21  1  138  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 HOFFA 18-8478                51 179  1  137  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          50  52  2  137  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 HEARTBREAK 36-4612           27  17  3  137  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 HOLLOW MAN 84-32919          21   9  1  136  DIGNITY (1883)             BLACKSTONE
 SHARP TIE 84-38182           27  27  0  134  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
-COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951   18   9  2  133  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       34  11  2  132  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 FOREVER PORCH 38-5173        26  19  2  130  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 LOVE PINK 1-9204             27  17  0  127  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        34  34  0  126  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 SPIRALS 75-3613              46   9  1  119  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 MIC CHECK 84-42603           22   8  2  119  BATTLE OF LA (1898)        BLACKSTONE
 TAMBA 97-6138                17  12  4  119  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 COREA 12-7086                38  44  0  117  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       34  43  1  117  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    24   6  6  116  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 MAJESTIC BELL 84-32914       16   6  0  115  CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)   BLACKSTONE
 SOLO 40-4614                 23  15  0  114  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 BEDTIME 84-49248             15  66  0  112  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
-ACE HARDWARE 47-7492         24  17  0  110  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 RYO 31-6470                  26  27  1  108  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         18   3  2  103  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 REBUILD 36-7697              35  38  0  102  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536           22  13  1  102  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COSMO 19-4498                36  37  1  100  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           30  22  1  100  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            27  17  0  100  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 FAITH 47-8944                24  31  1  100  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
 FUERDAI 1-9286               21   9  2  100  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     21  11  1  100  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 LUNA KNIGHT 28-3445          21  21  1   99  LUNAE MILITES (1428)       MORYA
 WATSON 9-5695                20   8  0   97  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        22  17  0   96  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 LONGSHOREMAN 28-5199         17  18  3   96  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 TOMBSTONE 40-4642            19  13  3   95  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 FATHER CAT 35-3875           25  23  2   93  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
 NUCKY 10-6433                21  19  0   93  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 AAN'ALLEIN 25-5776           24  19  2   92  WHEEL OF TIME (725)        LYRATILAN
-DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726     21   7  0   92  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 COLTRANE 12-7034             38  54  0   91  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 PAPA'S BANKBOOK 16-6250      34  28  3   91  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656     22   6  2   89  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 THE TAKEOVER 10-6346         19   5  1   88  JAY-Z (1709)               KOLACT
 WICKED SLICE 39-4083         15  31  1   86  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1910)      XOCHITHLAN
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           27  37  0   85  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            19   6  3   84  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      15  25  5   84  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            23   9  7   83  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     23  12  0   82  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 MASTER PLAN 84-36463         29  27  0   81  PAID IN FULL (1868)        BLACKSTONE
 R-1 18-9490                  20   8  1   75  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 MERLIN 52-4401               19   6  0   75  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          39  25  0   74  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 PICAROON 28-5202             22   7  0   74  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          22  22  4   73  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         21  23  0   73  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          19  20  1   73  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DARK PLEASURE 21-8357        20  11  1   72  BIG LAKE TERROR (1922)     SUNSET
 THE GNOME 84-26786           28  21  0   70  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 RAFERTY 41-4670              17   8  1   70  WRATHMEN! (1916)           KATI-TEI
 HOFFA 18-9369                49 156  0   69  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
-CHAZZ 2-6132                 19   5  1   68  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            24  14  2   66  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 BETTERMAN 4-7037             23   7  0   66  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 BLOCK 26-5168                15  13  0   66  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           14  34  4   65  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 THE ROCK SHOW 43-5042        21  16  1   64  MELODY MAYHEM (1845)       VEASTIAN
 FIRE 22-7160                 24  29  5   63  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 SUPERSTAR 84-29091           16   5  2   63  THE MISEDUCATION (1924)    BLACKSTONE
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         26  16  2   62  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 DERAILED 72-6912             16   8  0   61  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     26  10  0   59  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      25  23  1   59  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          19  30  1   58  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          44  44  1   57  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           23   8  0   57  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
 CRYINARA 2-6131              20  25  1   57  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 METAL BRACE 7-6453           26  24  1   55  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 PART POWER 13-5627           34  54  0   54  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 CORWIN 21-8086               23  24  1   54  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
 REPRESENT 11-7405            10   2  0   53  ILLMATIC (1925)            ARUAK CITY
 EVISSIRATOR 97-292           13  25  6   52  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   14   8  1   50  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 GWAR 2-6074                  18  31  1   48  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 JONAS 25-5938                17  12  1   48  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            39  49  1   44  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             16  18  0   44  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          15  19  0   44  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 JAROBI 24-5158               25  35  3   43  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 THIRD STONE 22-7244          14  11  0   41  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217        23  18  0   40  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 REDICULOUS 84-41392          20  12  0   37  SIC 'EM (1905)             BLACKSTONE
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            24  29  0   34  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         19  32  0   34  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 ISHIBO 31-6441               21  33  2   33  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
HERMY                      0   0  0                        PAPA'S BANKBOOK 16-6250   700
THIRD STONE 22-7244       14  11  0 ARE YOU ? 1647         LUNA KNIGHT 28-3445       700

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FENDER devastated KERN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
COLOSSEUM HALLS savagely defeated CHUCKY in a exciting 3 minute gory melee.
TOCK .. TICK won victory over BABY BACK RIBS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
GRAHAM CRACKER defeated SNAKE BITE in a exciting 2 minute bloody fight.
RUTH viciously subdued DIZZY GILLESPIE in a popular 7 minute bloody duel.
ICE WIND savagely defeated DOLGAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.
BAD BORSCHT handily defeated GORDONS in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
JOB vanquished JIMMY THE HAND in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KURT COBAIN vanquished SLINKY in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
ANGEL CAKE savagely defeated HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a exciting 2 minute Title fight.
THE HAMILTONS was bested by BATTLING BOB in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal conflict.
DOUBLE TRUE was demolished by BATTLING BOB in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ONUPHRE handily defeated DOBBIE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ELMORE JAMES was overpowered by NITROGLYCERIN in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
LONE WOLF was overpowered by ROGUE WAVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DRAGON FRUIT savagely defeated MARY MARY in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
PULLED ORC luckily beat HOT MESS in a popular 1 minute match.
DARWIN was handily defeated by TICK ... TOCK in a 7 minute mismatched competition.
RIB IAYE was vanquished by KHELOLIR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
INNARD SKINARD viciously subdued IGNORANCE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory fray.
TEDDY RUXPIN was savagely defeated by POE in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
CRACKED BELL overpowered MIGHTY MANFRED in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SOGGY was savagely defeated by INCREDIBLE SPEED in a exciting 2 minute gruesome bout.
MEGABOLOX was overpowered by JMJ in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
RZA overpowered KRILL SOUP in a 1 minute uneven competition.
JEX was overpowered by BICYCLE RACE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
DAISY overpowered GAMMA CEPHEI in a 1 minute one-sided match.
UGH LEE defeated HI-TOP FADE in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
ARCHED EYELID was overpowered by CANNED SAVRADESE in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fray.
ERIK slimly won victory over USURPER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight.
ZENSU LASAGNA was luckily beaten by PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a 2 minute struggle.
Q-TIP was overpowered by KATRINA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
STORMCROWE PIE was narrowly defeated by ROBERT JOHNSON in a 2 minute conflict.
EARLY ONE MORNING outlasted HOFFA in a crowd boring 15 minute bout.
DIAZ overpowered UNFORTUNATE RAKE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided competition.
DOUBLE E was vanquished by COG in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JANIS JOBLIN was savagely defeated by EXECUTIONER in a action packed 2 minute duel.
COWBOYS narrowly defeated IRON HANDED in a action packed 4 minute conflict.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA overcame KASPAROV in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight.
JOE WILLIAMS viciously subdued DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute melee.
YONDER ORPHAN overpowered COLONEL WIZEN in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
LOVE PINK was vanquished by MAIN EVENT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HEARTBREAK was handily defeated by STONE GOSSARD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SAVAGE BEATING subdued SHARP TIE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
DEF JAM SHIRT was subdued by NINJA FERD in a popular 1 minute battle.
GLORY luckily beat 50 STAR GENERAL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody conflict.
JACK B. NIMBLE savagely defeated WATSON in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
FOREVER PORCH viciously subdued BEDTIME in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal fight.
AIR RAID demolished FAST-FINGERS FRED in a popular 3 minute gory mismatched contest.
HORRIFYING ATTACK lost to NINJA FERD in a popular 1 minute struggle.
SPIRALS was narrowly defeated by CREAMED MALCORN in a unpopular 20 minute brawl.
RARE BREED overpowered XI AQUILAE in a action packed 3 minute brutal one-sided match.
CHATMON handily defeated NINJA FERD in a popular 2 minute bloody mismatched battle.
CANDY MAN was overpowered by KATRINA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
CAPABLANCA vanquished VIBRANT THING in a popular 3 minute one-sided duel.
MAJESTIC BELL was overpowered by SLICK STEPHAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HOLLOW MAN overpowered COSMO in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ILL SUBLIMINAL unbelievably bested KATRINA in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
TAMBA subdued TOMBSTONE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal duel.
MIC CHECK was overpowered by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
COREA was overpowered by THEATRE BUM in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SILVER SEAS vanquished FAITH in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
IOTA DRACONIS handily defeated POWER PUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SAINT ANNIE subdued LONGSHOREMAN in a popular 1 minute fight.
THE TAKEOVER was vanquished by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MASTER PLAN was viciously subdued by AAN'ALLEIN in a action packed 5 minute match.
GUTTERSNIPE overpowered WEST WOOD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SOLO vanquished BLACKGUARD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RYO viciously subdued WILLIE BROWN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
REBUILD demolished CORWIN in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
SEVERIN demolished REDICULOUS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
THE GNOME was viciously subdued by MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
SUPERSTAR slaughtered HERMY in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
CLEAN HANDS was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PAPA'S BANKBOOK butchered HERMY in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
PEEKING DUCK was luckily beaten by R-1 in a action packed 3 minute gory competition.
ASSISTANT MANAGER was beaten by RAFERTY in a popular 5 minute bout.
ANGRY LIGHTNING was demolished by HERMY in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
DIFFERENT RULER was devastated by HERMY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
HOFFA outwaited JONAS in a slow 18 minute melee.
SNOWBALL V vanquished CRYINARA in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
DERAILED viciously subdued FOREIGN SHORE in a action packed 3 minute gory battle.
8 AM CLASS was devastated by WICKED SLICE in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
ST. RIKER was demolished by LAKE SAILOR in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
PART POWER slimly won victory over RIGHTEOUS in a action packed 3 minute gory fray.
SECOND MATE overcame GWAR in a 2 minute competition.
FIRE was subdued by CELL BLOCK A in a 2 minute battle.
EVISSIRATOR was devastated by WHOOPIE DOO in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
COLTRANE slimly won victory over HERMY in a popular 6 minute gory conflict.
REPRESENT overpowered ISHIBO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
THIRD STONE was murdered by LUNA KNIGHT in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched fray.
NUCKY vanquished METAL BRACE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DARQUE PREACHER viciously subdued BEA HEADER in a popular 5 minute gruesome fight.
JAROBI was demolished by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute uneven contest.
MERLIN devastated SEDAN OF BAN in a 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
RUY LOPEZ was vanquished by FATHER CAT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BLOCK luckily beat HERMY in a 12 minute duel.
PICAROON beat THE ROCK SHOW in a popular 1 minute bout.
PRIVATEER vanquished BETTERMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
NIGHTMARE GARCIA defeated HERMY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.
SKILLET LIBEL was demolished by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
FUERDAI viciously subdued OVERSTAND in a exciting 1 minute bloody brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      40         LUNGING ATTACK   247 - 154 -  5      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  29         PARRY-RIPOSTE     39 -  29 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     26         STRIKING ATTACK  140 - 108 -  2      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  21         PARRY-STRIKE      40 -  36 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 19         SLASHING ATTACK   50 -  53 -  1      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         PARRY-LUNGE       45 -  48 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         WALL OF STEEL     95 - 102 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         TOTAL PARRY      143 - 168 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         AIMED BLOW       230 - 290 -  3      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         BASHING ATTACK    88 - 138 -  1      39  |

Turn 700 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  5         3  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL     11 -  4     AIMED BLOW        15 - 25         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     7 - 14         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    4 - 15         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    16 - 13                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY       14 - 12                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  ANGEL CAKE 45-4737         29  17  1  248 SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)
AIMED BLOW       JOB 18-6129                54 175  0  247 SHEPHERDS (1713)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   FENDER 22-7186             38  21  0  246 ARE YOU ? (1647)
TOTAL PARRY      COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871     63  51  0  241 RUN DMC (1626)
WALL OF STEEL    TOCK .. TICK 60-512        44  29  0  237 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688     40  19  1  234 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)
BASHING ATTACK   ONUPHRE 31-3385            72  82  3  222 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717)
PARRY-STRIKE     INNARD SKINARD 98-3573     46  47  4  218 T-3 (1591)
PARRY-LUNGE      DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792    57  77  0  203 BLUE NOTE (1642)
STRIKING ATTACK  BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049     29  14  2  195 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
PEEKING DUCK 81-2363.  The ten other most popular fighters were ANGEL CAKE 45-4737, 
SHARP TIE 84--27354, BEA HEADER 99-4683, AAN'ALLEIN 25-5776, COLTRANE 12-7034, DIZZY 
GILLESPIE 12-5792, DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105, CHUCKY 22-7121, UGH LEE 24-5247, and 
FOREVER PORCH 38-5173.

The least popular fighter this week was CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SPIRALS 75-3613, HOFFA 18-9369, JONAS 25-5938, HOFFA 18-8478, 
BLOCK 26-5168, BETTERMAN 4-7037, JAROBI 24-5158, METAL BRACE 7-6453, THIRD STONE 
22-7244, and ISHIBO 31-6441.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  2 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         3  4 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  4 0  SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  3 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  SOLVEN(22)           3  3 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          3  4 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  3 0  
KALTOS(5)            4  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  2 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  3 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  3 0  MORYA(28)            4  2 1  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  3 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           3  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  4 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  JHANS(36)            2  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6 15 1  
TOBIR(14)            2  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            2  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  0 1  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          5  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871      63  51  0  241  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 ARCHED EYELID 2-5775        40  40  1  171  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         42  23  1  201  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        30  12  1  160  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401      42  34  0  199  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782         48  52  0  186  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371         37  42  1  206  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609         51  37  3  197  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 DARWIN 10-6236              47  41  0  180  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        55  43  1  192  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792     57  77  0  203  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629         44  44  1   57  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 DAISY 14-4967               40  29  0  204  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 KHELOLIR 15-5407            26  22  0  208  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   50  25  0  174  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677         15  19  0   44  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 JOB 18-6129                 54 175  0  247  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               36  37  1  100  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 CORWIN 21-8086              23  24  1   54  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
 FENDER 22-7186              38  21  0  246  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 UGH LEE 24-5247             23   1  1  209  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 (1886) ZORPUNT
 NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742       29  25  3  209  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 BLOCK 26-5168               15  13  0   66  FIST (1889)                CALEAM

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GORDONS 28-5337             32  14  0  177  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 ONUPHRE 31-3385             72  82  3  222  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     59  51  0  186  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339      43  66  0  182  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 KERN 36-7601                29  18  1  184  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111    27  10  2  167  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 WICKED SLICE 39-4083        15  31  1   86  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1910)      XOCHITHLAN
 SOLO 40-4614                23  15  0  114  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653       54  29  0  195  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 THE ROCK SHOW 43-5042       21  16  1   64  MELODY MAYHEM (1845)       VEASTIAN
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737          29  17  1  248  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         68  51  0  231  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 ICE WIND 47-7758            49  24  1  217  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 MERLIN 52-4401              19   6  0   75  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 ERIK 56-3399                74  92  1  207  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512         44  29  0  237  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688      40  19  1  234  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794          30  22  1  100  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 DERAILED 72-6912            16   8  0   61  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357          27  37  0   85  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476     52  67  0  186  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         51  55  2  231  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 RZA 84--27346               35  15  1  192  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 SOGGY 96-4997               22  33  3  175  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 POE 97-5615                 28  27  5  215  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573      46  47  4  218  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 RIB IAYE 99-4345            29  38  4  182  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE

                            A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

          12 political points a'pumpin'
          11 TVs a'workin'
          10 free duels of credit
           9 ABs to challenge
           8 criticals a'connectin'
           7 scums a'dyin'
           6 skills a'maxin'
           5 A.D. invites
           4 lucky warriors
           3 size on replacement
           2 proxied TCs
          And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.

                                   May your days be merry,
                                   And your wins be often.

                                             The Consortium