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Date   : 09/15/2016    Duedate: 09/28/2016

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 695

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 STINKY MEAT 2/1454  3315 1858  26 64.1      COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427
    NERDS RULE! 17/1465                       2 HOUSE CANNI 13/1473  234  132   2 63.9
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078
    DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472                     3 EASTERN HORD 12/777  305  258  10 54.2
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                       EASTERN HORDE 55/834
    IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367                       DEATH HORDE VI 82/997
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                       EASTERN HORDE 3 19/899
    THE INSTITUTE 78/1467                       EASTERN HORDE 4 82/992
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                    4 XXX BANDITS 33/1452   16   14   0 53.3
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                    5 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1044  968  10 51.9
    SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450                      DARKLINGS 74/1160
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                    6-BIG LAKE PU 28/1477   83   88   1 48.5
    ANGELIC KNIGHTS 16/1466                   7 MY PETS 9/1272       462  512   2 47.4
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                   8 RIFF-RAFF CRE 35/46  107  124   1 46.3
    LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462                     ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                   9 FOOT OF PRI 35/1469    8   11   0 42.1
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                  10 STORIES 49/618      1132 1563  20 42.0
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     ASSORTED 32/578
    THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451                     TREASURY 56/589
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    WHY ME?! 61/726
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                    UNDER DURESS 64/743
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                    VIOLENT FEMS 35/724
    LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474                   THUNDER CATS 74/1151
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                11 STRONGMEN 17/1476      5    7   0 41.7
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                12 THE OUTLAWS 34/107     5   16   0 23.8
    EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Good day, in FREE BLADES a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets 
poor.  So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  And let's see, ARGUMENT 
fought HEADLESS NORSEMAN and gained 33 points and contributed to UNDER DURESS' 3-0-0. 
IRONTOWER has lost to ST. GEORGE, falling 24 points, while helping make HOUSE CANNITH 
a 0-1-0 turn.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and MAD DOG RUSSO 
remains FREE BLADES' top warrior for another turn.  By the way, was that our 
Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The Cooler?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  I also notice that the RIFF-RAFF 
CREW stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on FREE BLADES, what are you 
afraid of?  And avoiding RIFF-RAFF CREW more than any other team we find MAN OR 
BEAST?.  FREE BLADES, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Is it really true that FREE BLADES has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, FREE BLADES, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in FREE BLADES, but never good 
to wear out my welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and 
my pen sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483        35  12  1  252  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TRASH QUAM 19-3751           48  30  2  404  EASTERN HORDE 3 (899)      ZUWAYZA
 ARGUMENT 64-3915            110 109  0  311  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 WHITE LION 35-859            63  46  0  277  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     59  52  2  262  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        42  41  1  262  FOOT OF PRIDE (1469)       MURSKA
 SHADOW 84-26165              50  39  0  255  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            85  53  0  253  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115          28  12  0  249  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       76  32  1  241  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914          95 124  1  234  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 REPUGNANT 97-3677            91  43  4  231  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 MOJO-JOJO 12-3867            60  46  2  227  EASTERN HORDE (777)        RIZTAB
 TORTURE 35-4368              29  10  0  227  LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)     MURSKA
 THE LION KING 35-4124        76  33  0  226  IN THE JUNGLE (1367)       MURSKA
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           55  19  1  225  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      46  38  1  223  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 VEAL SORENTO 74-4385         38  17  0  220  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV
 MANIPULATOR 64-3490          66 172  8  216  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           64  13  0  216  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 SEKHAT 7-2251               112 147  4  213  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          96 195  2  210  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 LUST 99-5216                 22  15  5  210  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           49  43  3  207  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 TICKLES 9-3486               75 109  1  204  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         71  40  1  204  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          53  17  0  204  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 AZREAL ELS 55-3117           30  21  4  204  EASTERN HORDE (834)        KHALANI
 SERGE 32-3549                87 129  0  203  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      49  12  0  203  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 YAMA 82-11638                29  17  0  203  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185          37  10  0  201  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    62  24  1  198  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179          49  35  1  198  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034           27   7  0  197  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 CLARK 32-2784                94 120  2  196  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815     39  10  0  196  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         48  31  0  194  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     30  14  0  194  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 RIGHTEOUS 16-6238            23  10  1  193  ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)     WILLAF
 SEGUE 13-5394                64  30  0  192  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
-D 82-44                      29  24  0  192  EASTERN HORDE 4 (992)      DWES EG
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467         37  44  4  191  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    79  41  2  190  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           54  33  3  190  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      44  17  0  190  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 WAR PIG 33-7914              37  30  1  190  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   47  17  3  189  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     71  41  0  188  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 WHIFF 3-7295                 56  41  1  185  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            29  12  0  182  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268     26  14  0  182  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            38  17  1  181  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLUMBINE 61-1831            86 109  6  180  WHY ME?! (726)             JURINE
 JILL 56-2072                 59  98  6  180  TREASURY (589)             ROCANIS
 SUE 35-2889                  34  39  2  180  VIOLENT FEMS (724)         MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456           31  25  0  178  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS
 HENRY IV 49-2988             31  45  1  176  STORIES (618)              VITHICAR
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081           29  25  1  172  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 WORCHESTER 49-2989           30  46  5  167  STORIES (618)              VITHICAR
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551        25  28  0  153  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PANTHARR 74-807              35  29  2  139  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376         27  25  0  139  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 BILLY THE KID 34-101         27  32  3  138  THE OUTLAWS (107)          MONUNTIAL
 CHIRON 17-4235               27  28  3  134  STRONGMEN (1476)           ALJAFIR
 CAT 56-2157                  41 106  1  127  TREASURY (589)             ROCANIS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-VISCIOUS HATE 28-5277        20   5  1   47  BIG LAKE PURE (1477)       MORYA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLYING PIG bested SLEEPWALKER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
PAM DEMONIUM unbelievably bested SERGE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge battle.
MAD DOG RUSSO demolished CLARK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Title fight.
ZOMBIE RAGE was devastated by WHITE LION in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BEAST FEAST demolished DREHVIN in a action packed 2 minute mismatched competition.
GUILLOTINE was devastated by CONTROVERSY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SEGUE was handily defeated by MOJO-JOJO in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
ARGUMENT vanquished HEADLESS NORSEMAN in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
SHADOW defeated ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a action packed 1 minute match.
LORD'S PRAYER overpowered SIR BUBBA THE BOLD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
TORTURE slimly won victory over WAR PIG in a exciting 6 minute brutal contest.
THE LION KING slimly won victory over HAPPY JACK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
TRASH QUAM overpowered THE WHITE RABBIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
NEWT ROCKNE lost to SLICE CONSTRUCT in a exciting 1 minute fray.
WHIFF was devastated by SEKHAT in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN overpowered THE DARK KNIGHT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
TIA MATTE beat AZREAL ELS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody fight.
JERK O'LANTERN devastated DREHVIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
APOCALYPSE demolished WWW.QUAM.COM in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
SHEET WITH EYES viciously subdued COLUMBINE in a popular 5 minute brutal contest.
BEAR GRYLLS luckily beat SUE in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
RIGHTEOUS overpowered WORCHESTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
HENRY IV was demolished by TICKLES in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
THE SCYTHE lost to HELYSE in a popular 1 minute fray.
MANIPULATOR overcame CRAZED WILDEBEEST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
IRONTOWER lost to ST. GEORGE in a popular 1 minute gory bout.
VEAL SORENTO won victory over ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a popular 1 minute fray.
YAMA overpowered HEAD CHEESE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
LUST savagely defeated ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
THE SICKLY DWARF was narrowly defeated by HATHU in a action packed 6 minute contest.
SUBTERFUGE devastated JILL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
REPUGNANT overpowered DREHVIN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
COREY THE MOOSE savagely defeated HELYSE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
BLASPHEMY vanquished BILLY THE KID in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MGR THE MAGICIAN vanquished CHIRON in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
PANTHARR slimly lost to WEIRD SCIENCE in a 2 minute gory match.
JACK TRIPPER subdued CAT in a action packed 1 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      21         WALL OF STEEL     30 -   9 -  0      77  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         AIMED BLOW       123 -  88 -  1      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    94 -  76 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   41 -  49 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  28 -  1      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  13 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 695 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  9         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  5         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        12 -  9     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483      35  12  1  252 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
WALL OF STEEL    TRASH QUAM 19-3751         48  30  2  404 EASTERN HORDE 3 (899)
LUNGING ATTACK   ARGUMENT 64-3915          110 109  0  311 UNDER DURESS (743)
AIMED BLOW       SHADOW 84-26165            50  39  0  255 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)
SLASHING ATTACK  CONTROVERSY 64-3914        95 124  1  234 UNDER DURESS (743)
STRIKING ATTACK  REPUGNANT 97-3677          91  43  4  231 SONS OF SATAN (1371)
TOTAL PARRY      TORTURE 35-4368            29  10  0  227 LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)
BASHING ATTACK   MANIPULATOR 64-3490        66 172  8  216 UNDER DURESS (743)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185        37  10  0  201 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303.  The ten other most popular fighters were SHEET 
WITH EYES 33-7740, SLEEPWALKER 74-2843, LUST 99-5216, WAR PIG 33-7914, TORTURE 
35-4368, COLUMBINE 61-1831, BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185, COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615, SUE 
35-2889, and CAT 56-2157.

The least popular fighter this week was BILLY THE KID 34-101.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HENRY IV 49-2988, HEAD CHEESE 2-6081, IRONTOWER 13-5482, 
WORCHESTER 49-2989, SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249, HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758, SEGUE 
13-5394, ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614, CLARK 32-2784, and CHIRON 17-4235.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            4  2 0  KURUKAR(64)          3  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           5  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          1  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       3  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          3  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081          29  25  1  172  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 WHIFF 3-7295                56  41  1  185  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SEKHAT 7-2251              112 147  4  213  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              75 109  1  204  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 MOJO-JOJO 12-3867           60  46  2  227  EASTERN HORDE (777)        RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394               64  30  0  192  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250     44  17  0  190  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 RIGHTEOUS 16-6238           23  10  1  193  ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)     WILLAF
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551       25  28  0  153  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       35  12  1  252  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815    39  10  0  196  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 TIA MATTE 32-5321           85  53  0  253  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742      76  32  1  241  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 BILLY THE KID 34-101        27  32  3  138  THE OUTLAWS (107)          MONUNTIAL
 WHITE LION 35-859           63  46  0  277  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          64  13  0  216  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034          27   7  0  197  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 HENRY IV 49-2988            31  45  1  176  STORIES (618)              VITHICAR
 AZREAL ELS 55-3117          30  21  4  204  EASTERN HORDE (834)        KHALANI
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181     46  38  1  223  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 COLUMBINE 61-1831           86 109  6  180  WHY ME?! (726)             JURINE
 ARGUMENT 64-3915           110 109  0  311  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376        27  25  0  139  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 VEAL SORENTO 74-4385        38  17  0  220  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115         28  12  0  249  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 YAMA 82-11638               29  17  0  203  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 SHADOW 84-26165             50  39  0  255  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           91  43  4  231  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 LUST 99-5216                22  15  5  210  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE