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Date   : 08/03/2017    Duedate: 08/16/2017

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 718

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 GETTING OLD 84/1498 3870 2136  30 64.4      STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1482
    LIMERITICS! 61/1492                       6 MY PETS 9/1272       469  528   2 47.0
    SATAN'S BBQ 29/1501                       7 ENFORCERS 17/1480     19   24   0 44.2
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        STRONGMEN 17/1476
    DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472                     8 JLG 16/1502          284  365   1 43.8
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       CHEERS 47/1425
    SATAN'S DINER 26/1497                       BLOOD IRON 98/1274
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                       THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      KILLER TUNES 65/1116
    SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450                      ROMAN EMPIRE 37/1455
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                      BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                   9 GWAR 77/1235         915 1208  13 43.1
    LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462                     GWAR 82/1422
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     D.R.I. 21/1416
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    BIG TEN 3 82/1483
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                    IN SHINOLA 82/1485
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   DEADLY RAGE 72/1453
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   FEAR FACTORY 61/632
    EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446                  HARVEST DAY 82/1486
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433
  2 BLUNT FORCE 29/1491  271  160   3 62.9      MY CARTOONS 72/1489
    HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473                       WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                      FEAR FACTORY 82/1420
  3 DB2 97/1295          383  320  10 54.5      FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487
    D B Z 96/1294                               FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488
    JUDGEMENT 97/1504                           MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1484
    DEATH HORDE VI 82/997                       FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
    EASTERN HORDE 43/1493                       KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479
    THE FUN BUNCH 16/1500                       PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1481
    DARKNESS FALLS 15/1503                      DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1490
    EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994                      KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
    THE QUAM SQUAD 82/1499                      CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
  4 DARKLINGS 74/1160   1064  987  11 51.9   10 ASSORTED 32/578     1183 1620  20 42.2
  5 MAX'S MIRACL 45/845  170  162   2 51.2      THUNDER CATS 74/1151
    RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46                     11 AIM TO MISB 15/1494    0    5   0  0.0
    ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Oh, hi.  It's just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out FREE BLADES to 
see what's new.  Somebody in housekeeping changed suppliers on the break room stuff, 
and there's no lemonade!  Just some kind of fruit punch stuff.  Oh, you want to know 
about the fights?  Well, I can do that.
     How about this:  MVP award for LEPER MESSIAH?  DEADLY RAGE's proud of her after 
beating YAMA and getting 72 points.  Are / is they really?  Talk about yer major 
upsets!  HAMBURGER TRAIN's match with LUCIUS CATALINE cost him a loss of 21 points!  
This Lord Marshal is like something else, but don't ask me what!  There are so many 
other things he could be like.  THE WHITE RABBIT stopped PYG dead in its tracks!  Who 
was the wiseguy that said FREE BLADES' Lord Marshal was paying for drinks at The 
Cooler?  Don't look at me!  *I* wouldn't make remarks like that.
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  FEAR FACTORY 
was FREE BLADES' most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Is there some deep 
dark secret why ANGELS OF PAIN's been avoiding FEAR FACTORY so much?  Or is it just 
that they're too scared?  No, I think it must be habit.  Can D.R.I.'s -10 ATTACK be 
more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  No!  
I am not challenged.  I'm just here, doing great.  Even when it's the golem, my golem 
is better.
     Ooh!  Did ARAQIEL really know what she was doing when she challenged -10 ATTACK?  
A 9-3-3 speaks volumes.  (Zontoni said that.  I don't know what it means.  I think 
it's something about reading books out loud.) Do you think ARAQIEL knew something 
before she challenged -10 ATTACK?  She got a win and 27 points.  What will the gal do 
next?  For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out FIGHTING  ILLINI challenged 
IRONTOWER.  After all, haven't BIG TEN 3 and HOUSE CANNITH had a long standing duel in 
FREE BLADES?  Uh, have they?  Why don't people TELL me these things?  It wasn't a 
spectacular fight, or anything, but IRONTOWER wants me to write about it since it won 
victory over FIGHTING ILLINI.  Satisfied?
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!  Well, I'd be out of this job, anyway.  But I 
might get a job as a hostess at the Lapur Hilton.
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  I had a 
fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte

Forty-nine fights, is that down a little?  Don't go away!  Eight challenges, one of 
them TV.  Four standbys.  Three deaths--that's so Delarquan.  Are you sure you want to 
do that?

The challenges:
     FIGHTING ILLINI (82-41796) (49-44-1,140) of BIG TEN 3 TV challenged IRONTOWER 
(13-5482) (36-27-0,163) of HOUSE CANNITH.  Up 23.  FIGHTING ILLINI was devastated by 
IRONTOWER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  How is this mismatched?  I 
blinked and missed it.
     MGR THE MAGICIAN (15-5268) (38-24-0,210) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS challenged WISHI 
HADA CLUE (9-787) (57-59-1,210) of THE MONGOLOIDS.  Straight across.  MGR THE MAGICIAN 
was savagely defeated by WISHI HADA CLUE in a 8 minute melee.  Eight minutes is good, 
time to by a burger AND eat it.  I eat fast when I'm hungery.
     ST. GEORGE (43-5034) (39-17-0,193) of DEVIL SLAYERS challenged GOKU (96-2399) 
(21-22-4,196) of D B Z.  Up 3.  ST. GEORGE was vanquished by GOKU in a 2 minute gory 
mismatched Challenge brawl.  Georgie was handicapped when he found out Goku isn't a 
devil.
     ZOMBIE RAGE (84-15614) (62-39-0,206) of WIDE WORLD OF... challenged BUTTERCUP 
(45-3416) (34-32-1,202) of MAX'S MIRACLE.  Down 4.  That could be an accident.  ZOMBIE 
RAGE overpowered BUTTERCUP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.  What if 
Buttercup decided to increase the stakes and became a CHEESE cup?

     SUBTERFUGE (84-38420) (73-19-0,209) of COLLUSION UNLIMITED challenged JOE MAMA 
(21-6771) (54-56-1,208) of D.R.I..  Down 1.  Almost certainly an accident, yes?  
SUBTERFUGE vanquished JOE MAMA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  
That was an amazing case of collusion.  Practically head on.
     GEEZER (84-20642) (19-3-0,174) of GETTING OLD challenged VIOLENT PACIFICATION 
(21-6180) (37-41-0,175) of D.R.I..  Up 1.  GEEZER devastated VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 
2 minute one-sided Challenge competition.  Good!  I like to seer geezers winning.  
They get so happy about it.
     LEAPING LEPER (33-7940) (14-2-0,164) of HALLOWIENERS challenged THAI CHILI (82-
56573) (20-23-1,166) of HARVEST DAY.  Up 2.  LEAPING LEPER won victory over THAI CHILI 
in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.  Good.  I like to see Thai Chili defeated, 
it's just too hot.  Why do they DO that?  So no one will notice what's in it?  I gotta 
wonder about that, you know?
     ARAQIEL (97-6355) (8-3-3,26) of JUDGEMENT challenged -10 ATTACK (21-7906) (18-70-
0,63) of D.R.I..  Up 37 or so.  Bloodgames victor.  They're reckless.  ARAQIEL 
viciously subdued -10 ATTACK in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge duel.  I guess they 
have reason to be, but they make me twitchy.

The title, and the first death:
     THE WHITE RABBIT (29-5815) (60-11-0,318) of EVIL EATER BUNNIES fought PYG (98-
1120) (25-28-4,216) of BLOOD IRON.  THE WHITE RABBIT executed PYG in a popular 1 
minute one-sided Title melee.  I never knew rabbits ate pork.

The other two deaths:
     YAMA (82-11638) (41-23-0,265) of DEATH HORDE VI fought LEPER MESSIAH (72-3954) 
(42-33-2,197) of DEADLY RAGE.  YAMA was butchered by LEPER MESSIAH in a popular 1 
minute brutal mismatched brawl.  You can see why Leper Messiah got all those points.  
It must be a Delarquan influence.
     CAO CAO (72-8791) (37-37-1,208) of DYNASTY WARRIORS fought SLEEPWALKER (74-2843) 
(100-213-2,198) of DARKLINGS.  CAO CAO was executed by SLEEPWALKER in a 1 minute one-
sided duel.  I was looking closely, no, really I WAS, and I think Sleepwalker was 
really sleeping and didn't even NOTICE.  That's no way to do things!

But I gotta go now, there's an interview over in Lapur.  See you later.

                                         -- Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815     61  11  1  359  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         87  79  0  337  BLUNT FORCE (1491)         LAPUR
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           75  22  1  274  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954        43  33  3  269  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           107  49  5  253  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    59  81  1  251  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        44  42  1  251  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)   ARVAT
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         101 213  3  248  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      67  17  0  240  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     46  21  0  233  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        89  79  1  231  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      38  41  1  229  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479)    ZUKAL
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            56  22  1  227  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     76  58  2  226  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787        58  59  1  225  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483        53  17  1  224  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           68  42  3  223  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 KINGU 50-3575                43  52  0  223  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          74  19  0  220  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         63  39  0  218  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 GOKU 96-2399                 22  22  4  217  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POOR OLD TOM 82-7154         31  20  3  210  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   59  27  4  209  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           63  52  4  208  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      61  46  2  208  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 HORROR OF YIG 82-56623       30  32  0  207  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 SERGE 32-3549               101 138  0  206  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          44  61  2  205  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 MIRED 82-46332               33  46  2  205  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
 WHITE LION 35-859            79  53  0  204  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             54  57  1  204  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 BACARDI LIMON 12-5509        36  35  0  204  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 PYG 98-1120                  25  29  4  203  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL
 MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917   25   7  0  202  LIMERITICS! (1492)         JURINE
 PEACE 43-4306                25   7  0  202  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      66 100  4  199  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        51  60  1  199  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 TORTURE 35-4368              43  19  0  199  LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)     MURSKA
 JON 17-7447                  44  37  0  198  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268     38  25  0  198  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988      40  45  0  196  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 LUST 99-5216                 35  25  5  196  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416            34  33  1  196  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          61  69  1  195  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456           47  32  0  195  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      56  58  2  194  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050     29  22  1  194  FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488)      BLACKSTONE
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            34  27  0  193  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487)      BLACKSTONE
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    81  28  1  192  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     56  61  4  192  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467         48  55  4  192  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 YAMA 82-11638                41  24  0  191  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      86 110  2  190  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413      47  40  1  190  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 ROOSTER 65-1414              41  46  1  189  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 CAO CAO 72-8791              37  38  1  189  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490)    DRAGONHEAD
 GEEZER 84-20642              20   3  0  188  GETTING OLD (1498)         BLACKSTONE
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         34  44  0  187  FEAR FACTORY II (1411)     DWES EG
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       58  51  0  186  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 CHIRON 17-4235               34  35  3  186  STRONGMEN (1476)           ALJAFIR
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034           39  18  0  184  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      54  30  0  182  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 TICKLES 9-3486               82 125  1  181  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593        34  41  0  180  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 BOWEN 15-5091                69  90  1  179  DARKNESS FALLS (1503)      MALCORN
 SHADOW 84-26165              64  48  0  175  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         28  27  0  175  MY CARTOONS (1489)         DRAGONHEAD
 LEAPING LEPER 33-7940        15   2  0  173  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            37  27  0  171  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 SIR QUAMALOT 82-4630         25   9  0  171  THE QUAM SQUAD (1499)      DWES EG
 MOJO'S MONKEY 16-4101        16   9  0  170  THE FUN BUNCH (1500)       WILLAF
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 37  42  0  168  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         45  62  2  166  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 PANTHARR 74-807              43  44  2  164  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
 THAI CHILI 82-56573          20  24  1  164  HARVEST DAY (1486)         DWES EG
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       43  51  1  155  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)    ZUWAYZA
 SOLINARI 82-41826            27  40  2  153  MOONS OF KRYNN (1484)      DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       37  48  2  146  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 FREIZA 97-2823               22  22  3  143  DB2 (1295)                 SHADOW GROVE
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     49  45  1  139  BIG TEN 3 (1483)           DWES EG
 ADEMA 61-3093                35  40  0  139  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371      29  22  1  139  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 FILLETED MINION 29-6107      20   3  1  137  SATAN'S BBQ (1501)         LAPUR
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           29  55  0  131  FEAR FACTORY (1420)        DWES EG
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     28  36  0  129  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 NICK TORTELLI 47-8176        25  17  0  115  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620   30  43  0  114  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 HIP WADERS 82-56642          27  43  1  105  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213   19  17  0   92  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   32  24  0   89  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 25RTS 16-5804                24  13  1   74  JLG (1502)                 WILLAF

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARAQIEL 97-6355               9   3  3   53  JUDGEMENT (1504)           SHADOW GROVE
 -10 ATTACK 21-7906           18  71  0   42  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 KALEY FRYE 15-5553           14  19  1   40  AIM TO MISBEHAVE (1494)    MALCORN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
PYG 98-1120               25  29  4 BLOOD IRON 1274        THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815  718
YAMA 82-11638             41  24  0 DEATH HORDE VI 997     LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954     718
CAO CAO 72-8791           37  38  1 DYNASTY WARRIORS 1490  SLEEPWALKER 74-2843       718

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FIGHTING ILLINI was devastated by IRONTOWER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MGR THE MAGICIAN was savagely defeated by WISHI HADA CLUE in a 8 minute melee.
ST. GEORGE was vanquished by GOKU in a 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
ZOMBIE RAGE overpowered BUTTERCUP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SUBTERFUGE vanquished JOE MAMA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GEEZER devastated VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
LEAPING LEPER won victory over THAI CHILI in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
ARAQIEL viciously subdued -10 ATTACK in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
THE WHITE RABBIT executed PYG in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
REPUGNANT subdued JON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
FIRE IN BABYLON was unbelievably bested by MAN FROM NANTUCKET in a 3 minute battle.
THE SICKLY DWARF was devastated by LITTLE DRAGON in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
GUILLOTINE handily defeated STYGIAN HAG in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST devastated FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
YAMA was butchered by LEPER MESSIAH in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched brawl.
MAD DOG RUSSO demolished CANNIBAL CORPSE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
POOR OLD TOM was defeated by SHEET WITH EYES in a crowd pleasing 4 minute conflict.
REAGANOMICS was bested by PEACE in a popular 1 minute bout.
CROUCHING HAMSTER vanquished THE SALAMINIZER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WWW.QUAM.COM was viciously subdued by MIRED in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory fray.
PROPANE TORCH subdued TORTURE in a 2 minute fight.
EXPENDABLE YOUTH defeated LUST in a 2 minute brutal duel.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN overpowered JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
HYDROPONICUS demolished KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
APOCALYPSE vanquished JOHN WAYNE GACY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
BLASPHEMY handily defeated CHIRON in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
SERGE vanquished TICKLES in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
WHITE LION savagely defeated JOY OF LOSING in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
BACARDI LIMON overpowered SOLINARI in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
KINGU viciously subdued THE DARK KNIGHT in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
SLICE CONSTRUCT demolished ROOSTER in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
THE SCYTHE defeated AGONY GIGGLE in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
SAND MAGGOT demolished SHADOW in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
CAO CAO was executed by SLEEPWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SADDAM A GO-GO was handily defeated by HAPPY JACK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD overpowered TRANSFORMERS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
3 LIBRAS vanquished PANTHARR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
HORROR OF YIG handily defeated ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
FLAME SPIDER was bested by ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
MOJO'S MONKEY handily defeated POSTMORTEM in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
FREIZA was defeated by PUTRID DEFILER in a popular 1 minute duel.
SIR QUAMALOT overpowered FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BOWEN subdued ATTILA THE BUM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
HAMBURGER TRAIN was savagely defeated by LUCIUS CATALINE in a 2 minute battle.
ADEMA was overpowered by HELYSE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
NICK TORTELLI was handily defeated by FILLETED MINION in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DEMON MERINGUE PIE was bested by HIP WADERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
QUEEN OF PENTACLES savagely defeated LUCIFREYJA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
25RTS overpowered KALEY FRYE in a 2 minute bloody uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      27         PARRY-RIPOSTE     25 -  15 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  25         LUNGING ATTACK   147 - 107 -  2      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         AIMED BLOW       187 - 146 -  1      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         STRIKING ATTACK   29 -  29 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         WALL OF STEEL     47 -  50 -  1      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  43 -  0      38  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       33 -  57 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  30 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  26 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 718 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  3         5  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  6         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  9     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  7         1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW        14 - 13     
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815   61  11  1  359 EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)
AIMED BLOW       HYDROPONICUS 29-4605       87  79  0  337 BLUNT FORCE (1491)
SLASHING ATTACK  LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954      43  33  3  269 DEADLY RAGE (1453)
STRIKING ATTACK  REPUGNANT 97-3677         107  49  5  253 SONS OF SATAN (1371)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PROPANE TORCH 61-2524      89  79  1  231 FEAR FACTORY (632)
TOTAL PARRY      WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787      58  59  1  225 THE MONGOLOIDS (48)
WALL OF STEEL    HAPPY JACK 19-4086         63  52  4  208 THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)
PARRY-LUNGE      SAND MAGGOT 61-3397        44  61  2  205 FEAR FACTORY (632)
BASHING ATTACK   CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373    66 100  4  199 FEAR FACTORY (632)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323     43  51  1  155 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268.  The ten other most popular fighters were FLAME 
SPIDER 61-3401, WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787, POOR OLD TOM 82-7154, MIRED 82--19204, THE 
SCYTHE 56-4456, SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740, WHITE LION 35-859, FIRE IN BABYLON 
84--22486, LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371, and GEEZER 84-20642.

The least popular fighter this week was ADEMA 61-3093.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TRANSFORMERS 72-8711, CAO CAO 72-8791, DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213, NICK 
TORTELLI 47-8176, FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82--8916, PANTHARR 74-807, SLEEPWALKER 74-2843, 
THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250, TICKLES 9-3486, and KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
ZUKAL(9)             3  1 0  ARVAT(32)            4  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  2  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  2 1  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           2  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  1 1  
MALCORN(15)          2  3 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          4 13 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       4  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          3  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  7 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  JURINE(61)           3  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            3  0 1  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824    46  21  0  233  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588          68  42  3  223  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 IRONTOWER 13-5482           37  27  0  171  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249  59  27  4  209  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 MOJO'S MONKEY 16-4101       16   9  0  170  THE FUN BUNCH (1500)       WILLAF
 JON 17-7447                 44  37  0  198  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       53  17  1  224  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184   59  81  1  251  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213  19  17  0   92  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294  32  24  0   89  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815    61  11  1  359  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711          75  22  1  274  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740     67  17  0  240  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845    76  58  2  226  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371     29  22  1  139  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 PEACE 43-4306               25   7  0  202  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416           34  33  1  196  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 NICK TORTELLI 47-8176       25  17  0  115  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               43  52  0  223  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181     61  46  2  208  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524       89  79  1  231  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413     47  40  1  190  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954       43  33  3  269  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843        101 213  3  248  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     86 110  2  190  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 POOR OLD TOM 82-7154        31  20  3  210  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 SUBTERFUGE 84--27116        74  19  0  220  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 GOKU 96-2399                22  22  4  217  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 REPUGNANT 97-3677          107  49  5  253  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 PYG 98-1120                 25  29  4  203  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL
 LUST 99-5216                35  25  5  196  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE