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Date   : 03/05/2026    Duedate: 03/18/2026

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 942

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 CAFE ERDMAN 12/1582 7978 3741  55 68.1    4 FIRST AID 55/175      12   12   0 50.0
    GLEBE DWEEBS 16/1565                      5 REDHORSE 56/823     1296 1327  11 49.4
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        CASTAWAYS 65/1369
    HELL'S CHOIR 25/1710                        DARKLINGS 74/1160
    RAGIN CAJUNS 11/1672                      6 DARQUE FORC 45/1692   60   67   2 47.2
    GREEN DISEASE 12/1695                       DARQUE FORCES 47/1693
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       DARQUE FORCES II 50/1694
    SATAN'S SWARM 35/1551                     7 MYTHOS 7 73/1612     776  956  15 44.8
    TAMPA TERRORS 19/1570                       MYTHOS 14 73/1571
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      JUDGEMENT 7 73/1675
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      EASTERN HORDES 12/1576
    HELL'S KITCHEN 36/1614                      EASTERN HORDE 3 73/1696
    SATAN'S SAINTS 63/1566                      LUDUS MAGNUS CC 73/1634
    SATAN'S WHALES 19/1599                      LUDUS MAGNUS CD 73/1670
    HELL'S DARKNESS 86/1673                     LUDUS MAGNUS XV 73/1617
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     LUDUS MAGNUS XIX 73/1669
    BRINGER OF DEATH 14/1547                    EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 73/1608
    DEVIL'S CAULDRON 24/1678                    DYNASTY WARIORS III 73/1689
    HELL'S BARFIENDS 63/1606                    DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU 73/1674
    EVIL EASTER BUNNY 84/1552                 8 GUESS 98/1558        868 1118  12 43.7
    SATAN'S RENEGADES 63/1656                   MOMMA'S BOY 84/1600
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   RETRIBUTION 31/1541
    SATAN'S APOCALYPSE 97/1562                  COCONUT ARMY 95/1518
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 BUBBA'S FILTH 84/1684
    HERO OF NEW ORLEANS 78/1686                 DEATH BY DESIGN 32/1407
    SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY 97/1611                 DIVINE HERITAGE 72/1561
  2 HOLY SLAUGH 11/1091   32   25   1 56.1      MUTANT ALLIANCE 86/1690
    TOTEMS OF RAGE 11/1092                      V FOR VOLUPTOUS 41/1613
    SANGUINE SAINTS 65/1111                     BUBBA'S BARBARIANS 16/1554
    THE WASTING FIELD 33/1094                   BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK 47/1530
  3 WARLORDS 20/1700     689  600  10 53.5      EVAN'S SUPER SMASH 30/1605
    LORDS OF DOOM 35/1557                       OPERATION: SANDMAN 17/1555
    PHILANTHROPISTS 20/773                      TROPICAL TERRORS 2 96/1647
    PHILANTHROPISTS 35/510                    9 DUREX 100 43/1697    156  202   1 43.6
    PHILATHROPISTS 45/1368                      SNOW FORT 47/1653
    PHILANTHROPISTS 25/1702                     XXX BANDITS 33/1452
    PHILANTHROPISTS 29/1350                  10 MY PETS 9/1272       527  694   2 43.2
    PHILANTHROPISTS 32/1254                  11 KHOR'S GRUN 85/1638  128  176   0 42.1
    PHILANTHROPISTS 33/1380                     DRAGON JUNKIES 19/1627
    PHILANTHROPISTS 56/1271                     WENSINWASIN G.T. 85/1639
    PHILANTHROPISTS 60/1381                     DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 62/1632
    PHILANTHROPISTS 69/1227                     KHORS PRAETORIANS I 6/1622
    PHILANTHROPISTS 81/1549                  12 BASH BROS B 28/1660   81  190   2 29.9
    PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948                    BASH BROS PARK 47/1665
    PHILANTHROPISTS43 84/1707                   BASH BROS OCEAN 31/1661
    PHILANTHROPISTS II 85/1709                  BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/1659
    PHILANTHROPISTS 104 84/1708

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Pull up a stool, Free Blades, and pour something respectable. If you don't have 
anything respectable, pour it anyway, and we'll call it medicine. Free Blades rolled 
through another turn, and the sands were busy enough that even the statues in the 
stands leaned forward to watch.  And before anyone asks, yes, I did watch the fights. 
Closely. With one eye. Let's get to the carnage.

The big seat belongs to Apocalypse, and if you're hoping the title would change hands, 
well... keep hoping. In the title challenge, Apocalypse devastated The Terrible Awful 
in about the time it takes a bartender to slide a drink down the bar. One minute. One-
sided. No mystery. The message was clear: the throne in Free Blades is currently 
leased to Apocalypse, and the lease appears long.

There is always the business of arena politics. Free Blades remains a nest of armored 
sharks. Philanthropists were the most avoided team, and Hell's Choir scurried away 
from them. Spiclus was the most challenged warrior, which is a testament to the 
activity in Free Blades. The other regionals can barely muster any challenges, let 
alone the most challenged warrior. Everyone wanted to fight Spiclus or thought they 
could beat Spiclus. The theory was put to the test when Mother Grizzly climbed up 
forty-one points and subdued him in three minutes. It wasn't robbery. It wasn't luck. 
It was just a bear doing bear things.  Meanwhile, Unsanctified flattened Ian 
Knottingham, which proves yet again that ranking gaps in this arena mean about as much 
as tavern gossip.

Some matches were worth circling in the margins to talk about at your favorite 
watering hole. Brennans handed Chaos a thoroughly unpleasant beating in a gruesome 
three-minute affair. The Cajun seems to be cooking with a hotter fire lately.  Super 
Mac knocked off Armageddon, which is either impressive or ironic, depending on your 
sense of humor. Old Hickory outwaited Deep Doom in a match that had the crowd groaning 
and the healers questioning their pay scale. To close, Ravioli Wizard stuffed 
Ubermensch II like a holiday dumpling.

Lungers have been doing well over the last few turns. The numbers say they are running 
about two wins for every loss. It might be something to consider the next time you are 
recruiting a warrior.

Free Blades is still a grinder arena that either props up legends or files them down 
to their core components. Apocalypse continues to rule the roost, and the Angels of 
Pain appear to be everywhere in the rankings. So, sharpen the steel, shine the armor, 
swig something strong, and say a little prayer to whatever gods still listen to 
gladiators.

                                         -- Huard DePriest
                                            I'll drink to that.. and that... and that.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711          264  55  1  253  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740     255  51  0  347  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287       64  19  0  309  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 JANUARY O. IRONTAIL 84-25625134  20  1  296  EVIL EASTER BUNNY (1552)   BLACKSTONE
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         232 306  3  278  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 OEDIPUT REX 84-53194         47  45  1  272  MOMMA'S BOY (1600)         BLACKSTONE
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823          51  94  4  271  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL
 UNSANCTIFIED 32-7029        126  50  2  266  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 COUSIN PAPA SMURF 73-4944    49  57  0  260  EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (1608)  ERINIKA
 FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982       81  34  1  258  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 LIME LIZARD 95-404           91  90  4  254  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR
 MOTHER GRIZZLY 11-4297       26   9  0  253  TOTEMS OF RAGE (1092)      ARUAK CITY
 ALDALDON 56-3913             49  40  1  248  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156        52  43  1  246  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 SUPER MAC 30-5685            45  54  0  245  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 LOUIS CYPHRE 32-7573         25   7  1  244  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 THE MAYTAL 35-3644           23   6  0  239  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       168  43  1  236  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ICECLAW 65-3364              73 129  0  235  CASTAWAYS (1369)           DAL SHANG
 AQUINAS 63-3480             107  34  2  230  SATAN'S SAINTS (1566)      AMEN-TEI
 SLANDER 97-7889             104  38  4  228  SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)  SHADOW GROVE
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420         258  57  0  227  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 FEROCITY 32-6259            150  51  0  222  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179           53  38  1  222  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
 COURAGE 32-6353             127  42  1  220  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 TRAM SATANS BLOOD 65-1106    65  62  2  219  SANGUINE SAINTS (1111)     DAL SHANG
 SEGUE 13-5394               199  68  1  218  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 BRENNANS 11-8735             35  16  0  217  RAGIN CAJUNS (1672)        ARUAK CITY
 DRAGONOV 85-1483             74  63  0  215  KHOR'S GRUNTS (1638)       JASPER GULCH
 SALT WATER 31-7012           35  47  1  214  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 TYRANNICAL TICK 35-4786     135  20  1  212  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 TUB OF LARD 19-5990          64  43  0  212  SATAN'S WHALES (1599)      ZUWAYZA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250     212  91  2  210  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 THE TERRIBLE AWFUL 16-6684   78  70  1  210  BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (1554)  WILLAF
 DOMINION 72-11326            71  90  1  210  DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)     DRAGONHEAD
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415          61  89  1  210  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR
-SHARK 31-6525                56 101  0  210  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 PATIENCE 35-2005             50  51  1  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 SIR GARLON 73-7400           49  78  0  210  MYTHOS 7 (1612)            ERINIKA
 MIST MARIE 81-1322           46  29  0  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 PHIL PHILANTHROPIST 20-3330  39  69  2  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 MAKADOS 29-4704              37  29  0  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 PERICLES 73-7818             36  55  0  210  LUDUS MAGNUS CC (1634)     ERINIKA
 CALL ME LOT 33-8862          34  46  0  210  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570       32  18  2  210  PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)   BLACKSTONE
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697       36  44  0  209  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 TWILIGHT 86-31614            38  14  1  208  HELL'S DARKNESS (1673)     STORM POINT
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186       27  38  3  208  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 RAVIOLI WIZARD 12-7600       94  26  1  207  CAFE ERDMANO (1582)        RIZTAB
 ALYAHOODI 11-2219            55  73  1  207  HOLY SLAUGHTER (1091)      ARUAK CITY
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629          26  11  0  206  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
 TICKLES 9-3486              140 291  1  205  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 VINDICATOR 31-5950           33  49  0  205  RETRIBUTION (1541)         CHIMLEVTAL
 THE ADJUDICATOR 33-9804      38  44  0  203  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 LETHAL LOCUST 35-4790        31   9  0  202  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 CHAOS 12-7652                67  96  1  201  EASTERN HORDES (1576)      RIZTAB
 UGLY ART 47-9458             39  41  0  201  BASH BROS PARK (1665)      NORTH FORK
 SUN SHANGXIANG 73-9894       28  23  1  201  DYNASTY WARIORS III (1689) ERINIKA
 SPICLUS 73-7766              47  52  0  200  LUDUS MAGNUS XV (1617)     ERINIKA
 COLOMBIAN OVERLORD 19-5855  105  23  1  198  TAMPA TERRORS (1570)       ZUWAYZA
 D. DIRK WANN 32-7161         76  21  2  198  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 UBERMENSCH II 32-6227        33  71  3  197  DEATH BY DESIGN (1407)     ARVAT
 FLY SWATTER 20-2660          50  31  1  196  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 ARMAGEDDON 32-7059          103  24  3  195  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 RUSTLING BREEZE 33-6478      34  35  1  195  THE WASTING FIELD (1094)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DC MANGLER 16-6616           89  58  0  194  GLEBE DWEEBS (1565)        WILLAF
 DEEP DOOM 45-1933            27  18  1  194  PHILATHROPISTS (1368)      STORMCROWE
 SEAWEED 31-6370              81  66  2  193  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 SPRAIN 28-5195               54  51  0  192  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 ANOMALY 86-24847             17   8  1  192  MUTANT ALLIANCE (1690)     STORM POINT
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185         166  71  0  191  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 SNOW CRAB LEGS 97-9095       51  30  5  191  SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY (1611) SHADOW GROVE
 HAWKINS 47-8949              32  17  0  191  SNOW FORT (1653)           NORTH FORK
 MALEDICTION 32-6998         137  47  0  190  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 WICKED WASP 35-4784         101  60  1  190  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 BESTIARII 73-7746            37  42  0  190  LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (1669)    ERINIKA
 GOG 14-5296                 108  99  2  189  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
 AGITATOR 63-3702             42  16  0  187  SATAN'S RENEGADES (1656)   AMEN-TEI
 ISHTAR 73-7944               29  30  1  186  MYTHOS 14 (1571)           ERINIKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHANKS PONY 56-3854          47 139  0  185  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581           23  20  3  183  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 SATAN'S WHISKERS 63-3613     53  52  4  181  HELL'S BARFIENDS (1606)    AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         53  98  2  179  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (1659)   WILLAF
 LINDSEY LOU 33-8930          39  40  1  177  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 EAT IT RAW 47-7996           87 110  1  176  BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (1530)  NORTH FORK
 MR. JIHAD 11-2217            36  28  2  176  HOLY SLAUGHTER (1091)      ARUAK CITY
 OBSCENITY 84-33352           28  21  0  176  BUBBA'S FILTH (1684)       BLACKSTONE
 SKOACH 84-30600              23   6  2  173  PHILANTHROPISTS 104 (1708) BLACKSTONE
 GNARL HAND ORC 35-4687       21   8  0  173  LORDS OF DOOM (1557)       MURSKA
 BROKEN LEG 55-701            29  14  1  172  FIRST AID (175)            KHALANI
 BAD POSTURE 35-2133          22  24  1  168  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 HEADACHE 28-5609             60  81  1  167  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 BILL P. GORE 32-5114         50  30  1  166  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 EXOUSIA 73-9420              29  28  1  161  JUDGEMENT 7 (1675)         ERINIKA
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794         29  16  0  156  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 MARILYN 45-3712              27  40  2  156  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682           30  20  1  155  PHILANTHROPISTS (1702)     LYRATILAN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712        29  14  1  150  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
 ZHANG FEI 73-9900            29  26  0  147  DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU (1674)ERINIKA
 XUNDAM 85-1571               18  15  1  147  WENSINWASIN G.T. (1639)    JASPER GULCH
 URSULA 45-3713               28  25  1  144  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 FRENZY 47-9949               24  16  0  144  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK
 RAGE HARMONY 84-17734        22   9  0  143  PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1707)   BLACKSTONE
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565      25  13  3  139  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
 BONE HELM 33-10609           26  27  0  136  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 OENOMAUS 73-7809             29  49  2  134  LUDUS MAGNUS CD (1670)     ERINIKA
 SWERK 32-5206                20  10  0  123  PHILANTHROPISTS (1254)     ARVAT
 LEPERCHAUN 12-8017           21  10  0  120  GREEN DISEASE (1695)       RIZTAB
 WIND RAIN 85-1832            20  11  0  117  PHILANTHROPISTS II (1709)  JASPER GULCH
 CALLISTA 19-4575             26  23  2  108  DRAGON JUNKIES (1627)      ZUWAYZA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-WINTER 31-6953               27  18  2  100  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 LOOM 43-5570                 22  32  0   99  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN
 WAR MAIDEN 45-4743           37  42  1   98  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BOOMING BARITONE 25-6687     12   1  0   85  HELL'S CHOIR (1710)        LYRATILAN
 CANCER CELL 55-970           17  13  0   84  FIRST AID (175)            KHALANI
 SCREWFACE 33-6829            18   7  1   83  PHILANTHROPISTS (1380)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MELANROH 20-402              21  19  2   69  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM
 THEROD 35-4047               23  16  0   61  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 ATALAN 60-7656               17  10  0   61  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
-DELYSSA 35-4744              15   6  1   52  LORDS OF DOOM (1557)       MURSKA
 DEWEY 73-9264                25  30  2   49  EASTERN HORDE 3 (1696)     ERINIKA
 VOICE ROCK 33-10683          17  24  1   49  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

APOCALYPSE devastated THE TERRIBLE AWFUL in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
MOTHER GRIZZLY subdued SPICLUS in a exciting 3 minute Challenge melee.
UNSANCTIFIED overpowered IAN KNOTTINGHAM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SLANDER outlasted MIST MARIE in a crowd pleasing 9 minute Challenge match.
ALYAHOODI devastated ISHTAR in a crowd pleasing 6 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WICKED WASP was overpowered by ICECLAW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
RUSTLING BREEZE won victory over ZEBZAMBEZI in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
TRAM SATANS BLOOD vanquished HAWKINS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
LEPERCHAUN lost to RAGE HARMONY in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
BOOMING BARITONE overpowered THEROD in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
LIME LIZARD demolished AGITATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched competition.
OEDIPUT REX demolished MALEDICTION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SUBTERFUGE defeated SIR GARLON in a popular 1 minute duel.
JANUARY O. IRONTAIL slimly won victory over ERTL WISESTAFF in a 2 minute duel.
SLEEPWALKER devastated BESTIARII in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BEAR GRYLLS was overpowered by APPROXIMATE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
MAD DOG RUSSO defeated PERICLES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
COLOMBIAN OVERLORD slimly lost to COUSIN PAPA SMURF in a popular 4 minute bout.
CHAOS was savagely defeated by BRENNANS in a action packed 3 minute gruesome bout.
AQUINAS handily defeated ISLAND TEMPEST in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided contest.
ALDALDON overpowered MARVIN HAGLER in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SNOW CRAB LEGS was overpowered by HATHU in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
MAGGOT SOUFFLE vanquished SPRAIN in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
FEROCIOUS FLEA handily defeated DREHVIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE MAYTAL overpowered DC MANGLER in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
PATIENCE was subdued by SHEET WITH EYES in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
CALL ME LOT was overpowered by FEROCITY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
LOUIS CYPHRE demolished DREHVIN in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
D. DIRK WANN was bested by CARELESS BEAR in a exciting 1 minute battle.
COURAGE bested DOMINION in a action packed 2 minute bout.
ARMAGEDDON was savagely defeated by SUPER MAC in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
TICKLES savagely defeated GOG in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
UBERMENSCH II was vanquished by RAVIOLI WIZARD in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
TWILIGHT viciously subdued UGLY ART in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
SALT WATER won victory over FLY SWATTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
SEAWEED demolished BAD POSTURE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
DRAGONOV overpowered LINDSEY LOU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
THE ADJUDICATOR was viciously subdued by TUB OF LARD in a exciting 4 minute match.
THE DARK KNIGHT demolished PHIL PHILANTHROPIST in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
VINDICATOR overpowered SHANKS PONY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MAKADOS was handily defeated by TYRANNICAL TICK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
LETHAL LOCUST beat GNARL HAND ORC in a 1 minute battle.
VILE VEGAN demolished BILL P. GORE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEEP DOOM was outwaited by OLD HICKORY in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brutal match.
JOLTIN' JOE was savagely defeated by SEGUE in a popular 5 minute bloody brawl.
BROKEN LEG was demolished by SUN SHANGXIANG in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
SATAN'S WHISKERS was beaten by ANOMALY in a action packed 1 minute bloody bout.
EXOUSIA defeated XUNDAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
STRANGE BREW was viciously subdued by SKOACH in a exciting 2 minute brutal contest.
EAT IT RAW overpowered WIND RAIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
URSULA was demolished by HEADACHE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MARILYN was overpowered by MR. JIHAD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
OBSCENITY savagely defeated OENOMAUS in a action packed 4 minute gory duel.
BONE HELM was overpowered by DELLAMITRI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
SWERK was beaten by WHISTLIN' DIXIE in a exciting 3 minute battle.
CALLISTA was vanquished by VENOMOUS FANG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
ZHANG FEI vanquished LOOM in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
FRENZY overpowered MAREI in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
DEWEY was overpowered by MELANROH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ATALAN was vanquished by CANCER CELL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
WAR MAIDEN viciously subdued LUCIFREYJA in a exciting 2 minute gruesome match.
VOICE ROCK was bested by SCREWFACE in a popular 2 minute battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  33         LUNGING ATTACK   197 - 103 -  1      66  |
|AIMED BLOW                      25         TOTAL PARRY       64 -  53 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -  18 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         AIMED BLOW       127 - 128 -  2      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         SLASHING ATTACK   34 -  36 -  0      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     31 -  35 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -  30 -  0      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         WALL OF STEEL     33 -  54 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         BASHING ATTACK    31 -  59 -  0      34  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  35 -  0      30  |

Turn 942 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  5         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    21 - 12     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  7         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  5         1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        13 - 12                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       APOCALYPSE 32-5711        264  55  1  253 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)
TOTAL PARRY      MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287     64  19  0  309 HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)
LUNGING ATTACK   JANUARY O. IRONT 84-25625 134  20  1  296 EVIL EASTER BUNNY (1552)
STRIKING ATTACK  APPROXIMATE 98-6823        51  94  4  271 GUESS (1558)
SLASHING ATTACK  FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982     81  34  1  258 SATAN'S SWARM (1551)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483     168  43  1  236 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
WALL OF STEEL    TRAM SATANS BLOOD 65-1106  65  62  2  219 SANGUINE SAINTS (1111)
PARRY-STRIKE     TUB OF LARD 19-5990        64  43  0  212 SATAN'S WHALES (1599)
BASHING ATTACK   TICKLES 9-3486            140 291  1  205 MY PETS (1272)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHAOS 12-7652              67  96  1  201 EASTERN HORDES (1576)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DEEP DOOM 45-1933.  The ten other most popular fighters were TUB OF LARD 
19-5990, COLOMBIAN OVERLORD 19-5855, TICKLES 9-3486, JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415, SEGUE 
13-5394, MOTHER GRIZZLY 11-4297, MIST MARIE 81-1322, OLD HICKORY 78-3629, SKOACH 
84-30600, and COUSIN PAPA SMURF 73-4944.

The least popular fighter this week was DEWEY 73-9264.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LOOM 43-5570, MARILYN 45-3712, BROKEN LEG 55-701, UBERMENSCH II 
32-6227, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, AGITATOR 63-3702, VOICE ROCK 33-10683, ATALAN 60-7656, 
CALLISTA 19-4575, and BONE HELM 33-10609.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       3  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  0 0  ARVAT(32)            5  6 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  3  5 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           4  6 0  ERINIKA(73)          4  7 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  3 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  3 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  3 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  2 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     1  2 0  
SEAM(20)             1  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  STORM POINT(86)      2  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  1 0  DUSKMOOR(95)         1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        2  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            1  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697      36  44  0  209  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 TICKLES 9-3486             140 291  1  205  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 MOTHER GRIZZLY 11-4297      26   9  0  253  TOTEMS OF RAGE (1092)      ARUAK CITY
 RAVIOLI WIZARD 12-7600      94  26  1  207  CAFE ERDMANO (1582)        RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394              199  68  1  218  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 GOG 14-5296                108  99  2  189  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250    212  91  2  210  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 THE TERRIBLE AWFUL 16-6684  78  70  1  210  BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (1554)  WILLAF
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415         61  89  1  210  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483      168  43  1  236  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 PHIL PHILANTHROPIS 20-3330  39  69  2  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794        29  16  0  156  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682          30  20  1  155  PHILANTHROPISTS (1702)     LYRATILAN
 SPRAIN 28-5195              54  51  0  192  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 MAKADOS 29-4704             37  29  0  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 SUPER MAC 30-5685           45  54  0  245  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 SALT WATER 31-7012          35  47  1  214  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711         264  55  1  253  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740    255  51  0  347  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982      81  34  1  258  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287      64  19  0  309  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179          53  38  1  222  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
 LOOM 43-5570                22  32  0   99  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN
 DEEP DOOM 45-1933           27  18  1  194  PHILATHROPISTS (1368)      STORMCROWE
 UGLY ART 47-9458            39  41  0  201  BASH BROS PARK (1665)      NORTH FORK
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565     25  13  3  139  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
 BROKEN LEG 55-701           29  14  1  172  FIRST AID (175)            KHALANI
 ALDALDON 56-3913            49  40  1  248  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 ATALAN 60-7656              17  10  0   61  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156       52  43  1  246  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 AQUINAS 63-3480            107  34  2  230  SATAN'S SAINTS (1566)      AMEN-TEI
 ICECLAW 65-3364             73 129  0  235  CASTAWAYS (1369)           DAL SHANG
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712       29  14  1  150  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
 DOMINION 72-11326           71  90  1  210  DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)     DRAGONHEAD
 COUSIN PAPA SMURF 73-4944   49  57  0  260  EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (1608)  ERINIKA
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843        232 306  3  278  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629         26  11  0  206  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
 MIST MARIE 81-1322          46  29  0  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 JANUARY O. IRONTA 84-25625 134  20  1  296  EVIL EASTER BUNNY (1552)   BLACKSTONE
 DRAGONOV 85-1483            74  63  0  215  KHOR'S GRUNTS (1638)       JASPER GULCH
 TWILIGHT 86-31614           38  14  1  208  HELL'S DARKNESS (1673)     STORM POINT
 LIME LIZARD 95-404          91  90  4  254  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186      27  38  3  208  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 SLANDER 97-7889            104  38  4  228  SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)  SHADOW GROVE

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823         51  94  4  271  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                         HAWKEYE (3-6680) M*A*S*H 4077  (615) 
                   GIRLFRIED GIRLFRIEND (84-25543) 102811E  (4536) 
                  RAYMOND ZUSSMAN (84-3696) MEDAL OF HONOR J5  (719) 
                     SFC12 (84-23960) MEDAL OF HONOR 113  (4249) 
                  DIRE LAPDOG (85-16884) THIRSTY THUGS 1656  (3094) 
                        IVY MANIAC (85-20516) SBLI 32  (3757) 
                        TEDDY (86-28500) RANDOMNESS 41  (5234) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes