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Date   : 11/24/2016    Duedate: 12/07/2016

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 700

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 STINKY MEAT 2/1454  3426 1926  26 64.0      DARKLINGS 74/1160
    NERDS RULE! 17/1465                       5 XXX BANDITS 33/1452   18   17   0 51.4
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                      6 GWAR 77/1235         676  736   8 47.9
    DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472                       GWAR 82/1422
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                       D.R.I. 21/1416
    IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367                       BIG TEN 3 82/1483
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       IN SHINOLA 82/1485
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                       DEADLY RAGE 72/1453
    THE INSTITUTE 78/1467                       FEAR FACTORY 61/632
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      HARVEST DAY 82/1486
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433
    SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450                      MY CARTOONS 72/1489
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                      WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
    ANGELIC KNIGHTS 16/1466                     FEAR FACTORY 82/1420
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                     BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1431
    LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462                     FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1484
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
    THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451                     KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1481
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                    DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1490
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                    KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
    LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474                   CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                 7 RIFF-RAFF CRE 35/46  117  130   2 47.4
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
    EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446                  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1482
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427               8 MY PETS 9/1272       463  516   2 47.3
  2 BLUNT FORCE 29/1491  240  137   2 63.7    9 ENFORCERS 17/1480      7    8   0 46.7
    HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473                    10 STORIES 49/618      1156 1598  20 42.0
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                      ASSORTED 32/578
  3 DB2 97/1295          317  271  10 53.9      TREASURY 56/589
    D B Z 96/1294                               WHY ME?! 61/726
    EASTERN HORDE 12/777                        UNDER DURESS 64/743
    EASTERN HORDE 55/834                        VIOLENT FEMS 35/724
    DEATH HORDE VI 82/997                       THUNDER CATS 74/1151
    EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994                   11 FOOT OF PRI 35/1469   10   14   0 41.7
    EASTERN HORDE 3 19/899                   12-BUTTERFLY F 97/1447   40   72   1 35.7
  4 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1048  974  10 51.8   13 THE OUTLAWS 34/107     7   19   0 26.9

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Considering that everyone spent yesterday eating until, like they say, your eyes 
bubbled, this wasn't a bad day.  Lotta people out on the sands with bubbled eyes, but 
hey.  It's totally tubular.
     Now Zontani Sharp Eyes wasn't so sharp, gotta say that.  HIS eyes bubbled a 
bunch, and it was messy.  But I can stand it if you can.  Here's some of what he had 
to say, leaving out all the groans and, like, clutching his head and his stomach.
     "3 LIBRAS caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully 
bested SEGUE and was awarded 34 points in recognition.  Actually, I don't think many 
were watching.
     "In one of the week's more notable duels, POSTMORTEM put down WEIRD SCIENCE, 
causing him to lose 26 points of recognition in the process.
     "Although SLICE CONSTRUCT made a valiant effort, it did not suffice to topple the 
reign of victorious JERK O'LANTERN.  Informants "close" to the city champion have told 
me that he never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor.  Watch out!"  I don't 
get that last bit.  What's wrong with pantyhose?  *I* like pantyhose at this time of 
year.  They're, you know, warm.
     "Mighty among the names of thy guilds is RIFF-RAFF CREW, a guild shunned and 
avoided by many in the weekly duels.  If you didn't look down dark alleys you'd have 
been hard pressed to find any of MAN OR BEAST? last week."  Who'd want to?
     "WORCHESTER take warning!  You have more than a few enemies in FREE BLADES."  How 
can this be news?  Gladiators always have enemies.

     Fifty-seven fights, two challenges.  Nine standbys.  Nobody died.  At least, not 
from the fighting.  I'm not so sure about the stuff inside that bird.  Celery, if 
that's what it was, and walnuts?  It coulda been ANYTHING.

The challenges:
     GUILLOTINE (12-6588) (56-35-3,203) of BLADES OF TERROR challenged JILL (56-2072) 
(61-100-6,206) of TREASURY.  Up 3.  GUILLOTINE devastated JILL in a action packed 1 
minute mismatched Challenge fight.
     TIA MATTE (32-5321) (88-54-0,195) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged WORCHESTER (49-
2989) (31-49-5,197) of STORIES.  Up 2.  TIA MATTE handily defeated WORCHESTER in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge match.

The title:
     JERK O'LANTERN (33-7742) (80-32-1,275) of HALLOWIENERS fought SLICE CONSTRUCT 
(56-3181) (49-39-2,221) of ANYWAYUSLICEIT.  JERK O'LANTERN viciously subdued SLICE 
CONSTRUCT in a 2 minute Title brawl.

The personals:
     FLYING PIG (41-4605) (67-14-0,213) of HELL FROZEN OVER fought SLEEPWALKER (74-
2843) (96-199-2,210) of DARKLINGS.  FLYING PIG subdued SLEEPWALKER in a crowd pleasing 
4 minute match.
     LUST (99-5216) (24-17-5,206) of HORDES OF HELL! fought SEKHAT (7-2251) (115-148-
4,208) of CASTAWAYS.  LUST was vanquished by SEKHAT in a 1 minute uneven bout.

Should I mention more fights?  Nah, I don't think so.  Issue a challenge, write a 
personal, kill or die, and I'll mention you.  Otherwise, well, it depends on my mood, 
you know?
     Bye for now, it's been albendranious.

                                         Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       81  32  1  288  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         73  75  0  372  BLUNT FORCE (1491)         LAPUR
 REPUGNANT 97-3677            96  43  4  317  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           60  19  1  287  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443       82  24  0  286  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    67  24  1  274  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914          99 125  1  261  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815     44  10  0  256  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456           36  25  0  248  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         76  40  1  238  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         48  29  0  230  BAAL'S MINIONS (1431)      NORTH FORK
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483        38  14  1  225  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          57  18  0  224  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 SEKHAT 7-2251               116 148  4  223  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            32  14  0  222  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 RIGHTEOUS 16-6238            26  12  1  222  ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)     WILLAF

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          52  60  1  220  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            25  18  0  220  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487)      BLACKSTONE
 CLARK 32-2784                97 122  2  219  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           68  14  0  219  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330        60  55  1  219  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           57  35  3  214  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 SUE 35-2889                  36  42  2  214  VIOLENT FEMS (724)         MURSKA
 WHIFF 3-7295                 59  43  1  211  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          96 200  2  210  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           51  46  3  210  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 MIRED 82-46332               30  31  2  210  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      49  40  2  208  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            89  54  0  207  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      58  90  4  207  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 SHADOW 84-26165              53  41  0  207  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 YAMA 82-11638                31  20  0  206  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268     28  17  0  206  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     63  53  2  205  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 JON 17-7447                  38  27  0  205  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      80  98  2  204  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 SERGE 32-3549                89 132  0  203  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 TORTURE 35-4368              31  13  0  203  LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)     MURSKA
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      47  19  0  202  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       52  39  0  201  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            42  18  1  201  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 WHITE LION 35-859            66  48  0  198  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034           30   9  0  198  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105        47  42  1  197  FEAR FACTORY II (1411)     DWES EG
 JILL 56-2072                 61 101  6  196  TREASURY (589)             ROCANIS
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      51  45  2  196  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 MANIPULATOR 64-3490          68 175  8  195  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     51  48  4  195  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        44  44  1  195  FOOT OF PRIDE (1469)       MURSKA
 FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132      33  40  1  195  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 WORCHESTER 49-2989           31  50  5  195  STORIES (618)              VITHICAR
-KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372     56  63  0  194  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             52  41  1  193  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179          52  37  1  193  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 TICKLES 9-3486               76 113  1  192  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 SEGUE 13-5394                68  31  0  191  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      53  13  0  190  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         51  33  0  190  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091         47  41  2  190  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)   ARVAT
 LUST 99-5216                 24  18  5  190  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE
 HENRY IV 49-2988             32  49  1  188  STORIES (618)              VITHICAR
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      33  28  1  187  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479)    ZUKAL
 PANTHARR 74-807              38  31  2  185  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     33  16  0  185  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    50  72  1  184  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       39  37  1  183  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)    ZUWAYZA
 WAR PIG 33-7914              39  33  1  183  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185          38  14  0  183  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    81  44  2  182  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     43  33  1  182  BIG TEN 3 (1483)           DWES EG
 VEAL SORENTO 74-4385         40  20  0  182  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467         38  48  4  182  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        78  72  1  181  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KINGU 50-3575                37  40  0  180  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     73  44  0  179  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        46  47  1  179  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   47  22  3  177  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954        35  23  1  177  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 COLUMBINE 61-1831            87 113  6  174  WHY ME?! (726)             JURINE
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          37  50  1  172  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988      34  33  0  166  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         41  48  2  165  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 34  27  0  154  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593        32  25  0  153  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115          29  16  0  152  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAT 56-2157                  42 110  1  150  TREASURY (589)             ROCANIS
 FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050     20  13  1  148  FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488)      BLACKSTONE
 POOR OLD TOM 82-7154         24   9  3  147  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 BILLY THE KID 34-101         29  35  3  146  THE OUTLAWS (107)          MONUNTIAL
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081           30  28  1  144  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         22  15  0  140  MY CARTOONS (1489)         DRAGONHEAD
 THAI CHILI 82-56573          14  12  1  140  HARVEST DAY (1486)         DWES EG
 SOLINARI 82-41826            22  27  1  133  MOONS OF KRYNN (1484)      DWES EG
 KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950      21   7  0  132  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           23  43  0  127  FEAR FACTORY (1420)        DWES EG
 CAO CAO 72-8791              30  27  1  123  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490)    DRAGONHEAD
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551        26  32  0  117  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376         28  29  0  115  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FREIZA 97-2823               18   9  3   96  DB2 (1295)                 SHADOW GROVE
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         27  33  0   92  FEAR FACTORY II (1411)     DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       30  37  2   88  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     22  24  0   88  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 ADEMA 61-3093                31  26  0   74  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   21  17  0   72  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 HORROR OF YIG 82-56623       22  22  0   69  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 GOKU 96-2399                 14  13  4   64  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
-KIRSTEN DUNST 97-5536         9  10  4   60  BUTTERFLY FACE (1447)      SHADOW GROVE
-MARCO DEBEEST 32-6401        16   5  1   54  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Flying Pig -- Oh no!  You got blood on my robe!  Luckily it was a reddish brown one.  
And not a robe really, just more of a baggy shirt.  Anyway, I'd say that's no way to 
treat the overall popularity leader, but... actually it is, since that title means a 
person looks good as they get beat up.  Which, in a way, is kind of cool.  Comes 
before leaving a good looking corpse, I guess. -- Sleepwalker

Trash Quam -- You're good, just way greener than I am.  But you should probably get a 
gender, if your manager will let you.  It really helps in the arena. -- Sekhat

     Especially if you're, like, green.  Green is a hard color to be.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GUILLOTINE devastated JILL in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TIA MATTE handily defeated WORCHESTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
JERK O'LANTERN viciously subdued SLICE CONSTRUCT in a 2 minute Title brawl.
THE SICKLY DWARF defeated YAMA in a 2 minute match.
EXPENDABLE YOUTH was devastated by HAPPY JACK in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
LOSING IS FUN bested TICKLES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
CONTROVERSY handily defeated ZOMBIE RAGE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SUBTERFUGE won victory over FLYING HELLFISH in a 2 minute duel.
SEGUE was viciously subdued by 3 LIBRAS in a popular 3 minute gruesome duel.
THE SCYTHE vanquished JOE MAMA in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
FLESH HUNTER beat TORTURE in a exciting 4 minute fight.
ST. GEORGE was subdued by REAGANOMICS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody competition.
FLYING PIG subdued SLEEPWALKER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN was overpowered by TRUST BUSTER 1 in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
REPUGNANT overpowered DREHVIN in a 2 minute gruesome uneven struggle.
SHEET WITH EYES was overpowered by HYDROPONICUS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
KID DYNAMITE was overpowered by WHIFF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
APOCALYPSE beat SERGE in a exciting 3 minute bout.
JUSTIN CREDIBLE was defeated by SHADOW in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody conflict.
PAM DEMONIUM beat CANNIBAL CORPSE in a action packed 2 minute fight.
THE WHITE RABBIT demolished PANTHARR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
CLARK vanquished BEAR GRYLLS in a popular 3 minute brutal mismatched fray.
BLASPHEMY overpowered CROUCHING HAMSTER in a 2 minute brutal uneven fight.
MAD DOG RUSSO overpowered TWIGGY RAMEIZ in a popular 4 minute brutal one-sided duel.
LUST was vanquished by SEKHAT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
NEWT ROCKNE overcame PROPANE TORCH in a action packed 2 minute bout.
WHITE LION overpowered FLAME SPIDER in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
SUE overpowered VEAL SORENTO in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
LORD'S PRAYER was overpowered by IRONTOWER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
JON overpowered HENRY IV in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RIGHTEOUS overpowered KICK INTHE TEETH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
MGR THE MAGICIAN overpowered FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THE DARK KNIGHT viciously subdued KINGU in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
COLUMBINE was defeated by PUTRID DEFILER in a 2 minute brutal match.
MANIPULATOR was unbelievably bested by SADDAM A GO-GO in a 2 minute match.
MIRED viciously subdued SIR BUBBA THE BOLD in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS overpowered WWW.QUAM.COM in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HEAD CHEESE slimly lost to AGONY GIGGLE in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST vanquished FIRE IN BABYLON in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
BEAST FEAST was handily defeated by LEPER MESSIAH in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
JOY OF LOSING bested CAT in a 2 minute match.
JOHN WAYNE GACY was handily defeated by HEADLESS NORSEMAN in a 1 minute melee.
WAR PIG savagely defeated SAND MAGGOT in a popular 7 minute brutal match.
COREY THE MOOSE overpowered SOLINARI in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
POOR OLD TOM was defeated by HELYSE in a action packed 2 minute competition.
KID FUNKY FRIED demolished JACK TRIPPER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BILLY THE KID was outlasted by VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a exciting 7 minute battle.
THAI CHILI overpowered XHUGHA KARGARIT in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
TRANSFORMERS was devastated by HELYSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
WEIRD SCIENCE was savagely defeated by POSTMORTEM in a exciting 5 minute brutal brawl.
CAO CAO viciously subdued XHUGHA KARGARIT in a 2 minute gory brawl.
FREIZA overpowered ADEMA in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
GOKU was defeated by STYGIAN HAG in a 2 minute fight.
HORROR OF YIG was devastated by ROSELLA in a 3 minute mismatched conflict.
HAMBURGER TRAIN savagely defeated LUCIFREYJA in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
QUEEN OF PENTACLES demolished BITTER ALMOND in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ATTILA THE BUM handily defeated BITTER ALMOND in a popular 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      30         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  25         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  11 -  0      74  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         AIMED BLOW       137 -  81 -  0      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  10 -  0      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         LUNGING ATTACK    90 -  89 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   48 -  49 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  13 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  14 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  36 -  0      39  |

Turn 700 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     7 - 18         4  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  7         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  4         1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        21 -  9                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  5                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742     81  32  1  288 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
AIMED BLOW       HYDROPONICUS 29-4605       73  75  0  372 BLUNT FORCE (1491)
STRIKING ATTACK  REPUGNANT 97-3677          96  43  4  317 SONS OF SATAN (1371)
SLASHING ATTACK  CONTROVERSY 64-3914        99 125  1  261 UNDER DURESS (743)
WALL OF STEEL    PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551       76  40  1  238 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
TOTAL PARRY      FLESH HUNTER 47-6053       48  29  0  230 BAAL'S MINIONS (1431)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483      38  14  1  225 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
BASHING ATTACK   RIGHTEOUS 16-6238          26  12  1  222 ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)
PARRY-LUNGE      KID DYNAMITE 32-6091       47  41  2  190 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323     39  37  1  183 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BILLY THE KID 34-101.  The ten other most popular fighters were SLEEPWALKER 
74-2843, WAR PIG 33-7914, REAGANOMICS 21-6182, SERGE 32-3549, JUSTIN CREDIBLE 
21-6514, POSTMORTEM 82-7091, MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483, JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742, 3 LIBRAS 
84--22489, and ST. GEORGE 43-5034.

The least popular fighter this week was ADEMA 61-3093.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JACK TRIPPER 65-7376, SOLINARI 82--23710, JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988, FIRE 
IN BABYLON 84--22486, HENRY IV 49-2988, LUST 99-5216, PANTHARR 74-807, KID DYNAMITE 
32-6091, ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614, and WORCHESTER 49-2989.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            2  0 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            6  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       3  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  2 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           3  0 0  MURSKA(35)           2  3 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          7  9 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       5  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          4  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  4 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  JURINE(61)           0  6 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081          30  28  1  144  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 WHIFF 3-7295                59  43  1  211  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SEKHAT 7-2251              116 148  4  223  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              76 113  1  192  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330       60  55  1  219  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 IRONTOWER 13-5482           32  14  0  222  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268    28  17  0  206  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 RIGHTEOUS 16-6238           26  12  1  222  ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)     WILLAF
 JON 17-7447                 38  27  0  205  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       38  14  1  225  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182         52  60  1  220  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294  21  17  0   72  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605        73  75  0  372  BLUNT FORCE (1491)         LAPUR
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711          60  19  1  287  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742      81  32  1  288  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 BILLY THE KID 34-101        29  35  3  146  THE OUTLAWS (107)          MONUNTIAL
 SUE 35-2889                 36  42  2  214  VIOLENT FEMS (724)         MURSKA
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          68  14  0  219  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034          30   9  0  198  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053        48  29  0  230  BAAL'S MINIONS (1431)      NORTH FORK
 WORCHESTER 49-2989          31  50  5  195  STORIES (618)              VITHICAR
 KINGU 50-3575               37  40  0  180  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456          36  25  0  248  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373     58  90  4  207  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914         99 125  1  261  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376        28  29  0  115  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954       35  23  1  177  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         96 200  2  210  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     80  98  2  204  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115         29  16  0  152  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 MIRED 82--19204             30  31  2  210  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303   67  24  1  274  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 GOKU 96-2399                14  13  4   64  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           96  43  4  317  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 LUST 99-5216                24  18  5  190  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE