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Date   : 03/14/2019    Duedate: 03/27/2019

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 760

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SATAN'S LINT 2/1506 4342 2399  33 64.4    4 JUDGEMENT 97/1504    526  469  11 52.9
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        EASTERN HORDE 11/1520
    SATAN'S DINER 26/1497                       EASTERN HORDE 62/1528
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      THE BURRHEADS 83/1505
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                    5 BUBBA'S CLA 47/1530  199  179   7 52.6
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                   6 DARKLINGS 74/1160   1086 1007  11 51.9
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                   7 MY PETS 9/1272       488  551   2 47.0
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                  8 ASSORTED 32/578     1221 1666  21 42.3
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   THUNDER CATS 74/1151
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427               9 F IS FOR FR 12/1515   86  136   1 38.7
  2 HOMER'S PET 74/1514  359  233   3 60.6      F IS FOR FROG 47/1533
    HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473                       BOURBON STREET 17/1524
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                      V IS FOR VIOLINS 78/1519
    INK & STEEL RETRO 15/1512                   SPROUT OF MY MIND 47/1509
  3 BAD BEATS 47/1508    267  212   2 55.7      SPROUT OF MY WAY! 74/1532
    ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815                    10 A'MERKIN IN 47/1531   51   84   2 37.8
    STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1482                   KNIGHTS OF LEGEND 33/404

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

      It was Snide Clemens today, and he went out on the balcony of the spy reporters' 
tower to say something, you know, snide--and the wind was SO strong it blew him right 
OFF.  I laughed, you know?  It was probably rude, but I just couldn't help myself.

      Anyway, the fights today.  Nineteen again, do you guys have some agreement with 
Andorak to have fewer fights than them?  But they have more active standbys.  Here, we 
have nineteen fights, I know I just said that, with eight challenges, one TV and the 
rest, like, radio.  No deaths, no personals, and I think only one standby.  Weird.  
The one-standby thing.  Oh, okay, it was TWO standbys.  Knights of Legend was most 
avoided by The Burrheads.

For the title:
      THE SICKLY DWARF (84-24303) (110-38-1,273) of MILWAUKEE RULES challenged ARAQIEL 
(97-6355) (30-22-3,296) of JUDGEMENT.  Up 23.  THE SICKLY DWARF handily defeated 
ARAQIEL in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.  This is, like, totally a good thing.  It 
shows that somebody CARES.  So congratulations to the Dwarf and get well soon.

Other challenges:
      SIR BUBBA THE BOLD (15-5249) (81-45-4,201) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS TV challenged 
RUFF RUFF (47-8860) (26-24-1,227) of SPROUT OF MY MIND.  Up 26.  SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 
was devastated by RUFF RUFF in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  Well, there's days like 
that.  Good try, though.
      SUBTERFUGE (84-38420) (106-27-0,207) of COLLUSION UNLIMITED challenged SERGE 
(32-3549) (125-155-1,210) of ASSORTED.  Up 3.  SUBTERFUGE viciously subdued SERGE in a 
crowd pleasing 3 minute gory Challenge brawl.  Serge was most challenged, but why 
would it, you know, make his ego swell?  He should put an ice bag on it.
      APOCALYPSE (32-5711) (104-33-1,208) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged DON QUIXOTE 
(47-8393) (35-31-0,210) of BAD BEATS.  Up 2.  APOCALYPSE defeated DON QUIXOTE in a 
crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge match.  I hear Don called him a windmill.
      FRACAS (78-3236) (22-8-1,174) of V IS FOR VIOLINS challenged PANTHARR (74-807) 
(57-71-2,190) of THUNDER CATS.  Up 16.  FRACAS devastated PANTHARR in a 3 minute one-
sided Challenge duel.  Just fracased him to pieces.
      WILLIE'S SHACK (17-7828) (15-7-0,133) of BOURBON STREET challenged LITTLE DRAGON 
(32-6087) (63-55-1,172) of STRAGETY, DAMMIT!.  Up 39.  WILLIE'S SHACK was unbelievably 
bested by LITTLE DRAGON in a 4 minute Challenge match.  Even though he, you know, 
LOST, Willie got ten points.  Was it worth it?
      GHOST (47-9609) (17-15-1,68) of F IS FOR FROG challenged FEROCITY (32-6259) (18-
2-0,85) of ANGELS OF PAIN.  Up 17, I think.  GHOST was overpowered by FEROCITY in a 1 
minute uneven Challenge melee.  I guess a frog could have a ghost, but I never, you 
know, imagined one.
      DET. NODDY (74-4673) (14-0-0,65) of SPROUT OF MY WAY! challenged GOLDEN HELMET 
(83-303) (23-23-1,88) of THE BURRHEADS.  Up 23.  DET. NODDY won victory over GOLDEN 
HELMET in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.  This Noddy dude must have a real 
knack or something.

The other fights:
      THE DARK KNIGHT (15-5250) (82-41-0,245) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS fought SLEEPWALKER 
(74-2843) (122-233-3,188) of DARKLINGS.  THE DARK KNIGHT was overpowered by 
SLEEPWALKER in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.  Sleepwalker gained 38 points, but 
the Dark Knight lost 61.  Where did the others go?
      ZOMBIE RAGE (84-15614) (87-54-1,216) of WIDE WORLD OF... fought BULL (12-7418) 
(21-31-0,195) of F IS FOR FROG.  ZOMBIE RAGE was beaten by BULL in a 2 minute melee.  
I didn't know frogs were immune to rage.  Or maybe it's zombies they're immune to.
      CRAZED WILDEBEEST (9-5824) (74-31-0,233) of SATAN'S KINGDOM fought SPIDERPIG 
(74-4304) (45-32-0,191) of HOMER'S PETS.  CRAZED WILDEBEEST beat SPIDERPIG in a 
exciting 2 minute fight.  That's a lot of trouble just for pork chops.
      SHEET WITH EYES (33-7740) (94-30-0,219) of HALLOWIENERS fought PURPLE DRAGON 
(15-5116) (56-28-0,192) of INK & STEEL RETRO.  SHEET WITH EYES savagely defeated 
PURPLE DRAGON in a 7 minute competition.  Somebody needs to DO something about that 
sheet.  Not me, I don't do, you know, laundry, but somebody.
      SLICE CONSTRUCT (56-3181) (78-59-2,252) of ANYWAYUSLICEIT fought IRONTOWER (13-
5482) (56-49-0,192) of HOUSE CANNITH.  SLICE CONSTRUCT demolished IRONTOWER in a 
popular 1 minute bloody mismatched match.  Shouldn't that be Slice DE-construct?

      LUST (99-5216) (62-37-5,233) of HORDES OF HELL! fought TICKLES (9-3486) (101-
147-1,206) of MY PETS.  LUST handily defeated TICKLES in a popular 1 minute uneven 
fight.  I don't even want to think about this one.  It sounds like tribbles to me.
      DEMON MERINGUE PIE (26-5213) (35-37-0,202) of SATAN'S DINER fought ROBIN OF 
SHEW-WOOD (103-33) (1-0-1,220) of the Guys.  DEMON MERINGUE PIE devastated ROBIN OF 
SHEW-WOOD in a exciting 2 minute uneven duel.  Robin has such a sweet tooth.
      HAPPY JACK (19-4086) (88-68-4,201) of THE MOTHERSHIP fought EVIL LINT (2-6280) 
(29-27-0,166) of SATAN'S LINT.  HAPPY JACK devastated EVIL LINT in a exciting 2 minute 
brutal one-sided brawl.  With a lint brush.  Bet you never saw one of those in the 
arena.
      MIRA SINCLAIR (62-5037) (18-9-0,115) of EASTERN HORDE fought NIMBLE FOX (47-
8135) (25-15-2,103) of A'MERKIN INJUNS.  MIRA SINCLAIR overpowered NIMBLE FOX in a 2 
minute one-sided bout.  Nimble is good, the fox is a great dancer, you know, but it 
isn't always enough.  Olaf told me that.
      EAT IT RAW (47-7996) (16-13-1,51) of BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK fought WILLIAM WALLACE 
(33-8105) (13-9-0,56) of KNIGHTS OF LEGEND.  EAT IT RAW was overpowered by WILLIAM 
WALLACE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.  Only if your drink has an umbrella in it.
      PUGILIST (11-8236) (23-17-1,63) of EASTERN HORDE fought BITTER ALMOND (103-41) 
(14-16-4,50) of the Guys.  PUGILIST devastated BITTER ALMOND in a action packed 1 
minute one-sided bout.  All this losing is what makes Almond bitter.  Well, of course.

And that's it.  Now I have to blow away.

                                                -- Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303   111  38  1  287  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      79  59  2  265  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUFF RUFF 47-8860            27  24  1  258  SPROUT OF MY MIND (1509)   NORTH FORK
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     75  31  0  246  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 LUST 99-5216                 63  37  5  244  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      95  30  0  239  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         123 233  3  226  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 BULL 12-7418                 22  31  0  221  F IS FOR FROG (1515)       RIZTAB
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711          105  33  1  218  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213   36  37  0  216  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420         107  27  0  215  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SERGE 32-3549               125 156  1  210  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 DON QUIXOTE 47-8393          35  32  0  210  BAD BEATS (1508)           NORTH FORK
 PURPLE DRAGON 15-5116        56  29  0  208  INK & STEEL RETRO (1512)   MALCORN
 ARAQIEL 97-6355              30  23  3  208  JUDGEMENT (1504)           SHADOW GROVE
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           89  68  4  206  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 SPIDERPIG 74-4304            45  33  0  200  HOMER'S PETS (1514)        DAYLA KIV
 TICKLES 9-3486              101 148  1  197  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         87  55  1  193  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 FRACAS 78-3236               23   8  1  193  V IS FOR VIOLINS (1519)    LIN TIRIAN
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   81  46  4  192  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            56  50  0  189  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      82  42  0  184  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PANTHARR 74-807              57  72  2  177  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        64  55  1  174  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)   ARVAT
 EVIL LINT 2-6280             29  28  0  170  SATAN'S LINT (1506)        NIANIA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WILLIE'S SHACK 17-7828       15   8  0  143  BOURBON STREET (1524)      ALJAFIR
 MIRA SINCLAIR 62-5037        19   9  0  128  EASTERN HORDE (1528)       VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NIMBLE FOX 47-8135           25  16  2   99  A'MERKIN INJUNS (1531)     NORTH FORK
 FEROCITY 32-6259             19   2  0   93  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DET. NODDY 74-4673           15   0  0   83  SPROUT OF MY WAY! (1532)   DAYLA KIV
 GOLDEN HELMET 83-303         23  24  1   75  THE BURRHEADS (1505)       TELORINTHE
 PUGILIST 11-8236             24  17  1   71  EASTERN HORDE (1520)       ARUAK CITY
 WILLIAM WALLACE 33-8105      14   9  0   68  KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (404)    NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 GHOST 47-9609                17  16  1   66  F IS FOR FROG (1533)       NORTH FORK
 EAT IT RAW 47-7996           16  14  1   43  BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (1530)  NORTH FORK

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SIR BUBBA THE BOLD was devastated by RUFF RUFF in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
THE SICKLY DWARF handily defeated ARAQIEL in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.
SUBTERFUGE viciously subdued SERGE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory Challenge brawl.
APOCALYPSE defeated DON QUIXOTE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge match.
FRACAS devastated PANTHARR in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WILLIE'S SHACK was unbelievably bested by LITTLE DRAGON in a 4 minute Challenge match.
GHOST was overpowered by FEROCITY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
DET. NODDY won victory over GOLDEN HELMET in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
THE DARK KNIGHT was overpowered by SLEEPWALKER in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
ZOMBIE RAGE was beaten by BULL in a 2 minute melee.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST beat SPIDERPIG in a exciting 2 minute fight.
SHEET WITH EYES savagely defeated PURPLE DRAGON in a 7 minute competition.
SLICE CONSTRUCT demolished IRONTOWER in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
LUST handily defeated TICKLES in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
DEMON MERINGUE PIE devastated ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a exciting 2 minute uneven duel.
HAPPY JACK devastated EVIL LINT in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
MIRA SINCLAIR overpowered NIMBLE FOX in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
EAT IT RAW was overpowered by WILLIAM WALLACE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PUGILIST devastated BITTER ALMOND in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      14         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         AIMED BLOW        78 -  55 -  0      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    54 -  42 -  1      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  22 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  10 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 760 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         7  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         9 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303 111  38  1  287 MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)
LUNGING ATTACK   SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181    79  59  2  265 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)
WALL OF STEEL    DON QUIXOTE 47-8393        35  32  0  210 BAD BEATS (1508)
BASHING ATTACK   TICKLES 9-3486            101 148  1  197 MY PETS (1272)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    FRACAS 78-3236             23   8  1  193 V IS FOR VIOLINS (1519)
PARRY-LUNGE      PANTHARR 74-807            57  72  2  177 THUNDER CATS (1151)
STRIKING ATTACK  NIMBLE FOX 47-8135         25  16  2   99 A'MERKIN INJUNS (1531)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was WILLIE'S SHACK 17-7828.  The ten other most popular fighters were SHEET WITH 
EYES 33-7740, APOCALYPSE 32-5711, DON QUIXOTE 47-8393, PURPLE DRAGON 15-5116, RUFF 
RUFF 47-8860, SUBTERFUGE 84--27116, SERGE 32-3549, CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824, DEMON 
MERINGUE PIE 26-5213, and LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087.

The least popular fighter this week was EAT IT RAW 47-7996.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GHOST 47-9609, ARAQIEL 97-6355, TICKLES 9-3486, NIMBLE FOX 
47-8135, EVIL LINT 2-6280, IRONTOWER 13-5482, THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250, GOLDEN HELMET 
83-303, THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303, and PUGILIST 11-8236.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            3  1 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  2  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       2  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  4 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  3 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVIL LINT 2-6280            29  28  0  170  SATAN'S LINT (1506)        NIANIA
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824    75  31  0  246  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 PUGILIST 11-8236            24  17  1   71  EASTERN HORDE (1520)       ARUAK CITY
 BULL 12-7418                22  31  0  221  F IS FOR FROG (1515)       RIZTAB
 IRONTOWER 13-5482           56  50  0  189  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 PURPLE DRAGON 15-5116       56  29  0  208  INK & STEEL RETRO (1512)   MALCORN
 WILLIE'S SHACK 17-7828      15   8  0  143  BOURBON STREET (1524)      ALJAFIR
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086          89  68  4  206  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213  36  37  0  216  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711         105  33  1  218  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740     95  30  0  239  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 RUFF RUFF 47-8860           27  24  1  258  SPROUT OF MY MIND (1509)   NORTH FORK
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181     79  59  2  265  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 MIRA SINCLAIR 62-5037       19   9  0  128  EASTERN HORDE (1528)       VALAMANTIS
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843        123 233  3  226  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 FRACAS 78-3236              23   8  1  193  V IS FOR VIOLINS (1519)    LIN TIRIAN
 GOLDEN HELMET 83-303        23  24  1   75  THE BURRHEADS (1505)       TELORINTHE
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303  111  38  1  287  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 ARAQIEL 97-6355             30  23  3  208  JUDGEMENT (1504)           SHADOW GROVE
 LUST 99-5216                63  37  5  244  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE