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Date   : 03/16/2017    Duedate: 03/29/2017

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 708

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 STINKY MEAT 2/1454  3628 2025  27 64.2      DARKLINGS 74/1160
    GETTING OLD 84/1498                       5 ENFORCERS 17/1480     12   12   0 50.0
    LIMERITICS! 61/1492                         STRONGMEN 17/1476
    NERDS RULE! 17/1465                       6 MAX'S MIRACL 45/845  140  142   2 49.6
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
    DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472                       ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                       STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1482
    HELL'S KITCHEN 9/1495                     7 MY PETS 9/1272       465  522   2 47.1
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                     8 FOOT OF PRI 35/1469   15   17   0 46.9
    SATAN'S DINER 26/1497                     9 GWAR 77/1235         790  948  11 45.5
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                       GWAR 82/1422
    THE INSTITUTE 78/1467                       D.R.I. 21/1416
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      BIG TEN 3 82/1483
    DAPPER LIZARDS 14/1496                      IN SHINOLA 82/1485
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      DEADLY RAGE 72/1453
    SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450                      FEAR FACTORY 61/632
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                      HARVEST DAY 82/1486
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                     MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433
    LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462                     MY CARTOONS 72/1489
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     FEAR FACTORY 82/1420
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1431
    THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451                     FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1484
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                    FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
    LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474                   KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1481
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1490
    EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446                  KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
  2 BLUNT FORCE 29/1491  252  149   2 62.8   10 CHEERS 47/1425       252  335   1 42.9
    HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473                    11 ASSORTED 32/578     1170 1610  20 42.1
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                      UNDER DURESS 64/743
  3 DB2 97/1295          340  285  10 54.4      THUNDER CATS 74/1151
    D B Z 96/1294                            12 G.O.L.F. 17/1410      43   76   1 36.1
    DEATH HORDE VI 82/997                       BUTTERFLY FACE 97/1447
    EASTERN HORDE 43/1493                       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND 33/404
    EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994                   13-THE OUTLAWS 34/107     7   24   0 22.6
  4 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1058  980  10 51.9

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Oh, hi.  It's just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out FREE BLADES to 
see what's new.  Not a thing!  I kind of thought someone would return my skis now that 
the season is over, but no luck.  I heard that someone was going to use one as a 
surfboard, but I don't see it, you know?  Too narrow.  And I just can't imagine anyone 
trying to surf with one ski on each foot.
     Fifty-four fights, six challenges, no deaths, no personals, two standbys.  Free 
Blades didn't used to be like this, but I can barely remember back that far.
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.
     The warriors of FEAR FACTORY must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided 
team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Is there some deep dark secret why 
ANGELS OF PAIN's been avoiding FEAR FACTORY so much?  Or is it just that they're too 
scared?  Nah, it's just that their manager sees that place for "want to avoid" and, 
like, fills it in.  I guess he abhors a vacuum.  Somebody's got to do it.
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families 
would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Of course, it stains worse on a gold 
robe, but nobody wears gold robes these days.  Soak it in cold water, and hand wash.  
I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm just going to mention a few fights and 
then call it quits.  It's been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte

The challenges:
     ST. GEORGE (43-5034) (34-12-0,184) of DEVIL SLAYERS challenged CAO CAO (72-8791) 
(33-31-1,184) of DYNASTY WARRIORS.  Straight across.  ST. GEORGE was devastated by CAO 
CAO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
     SHEET WITH EYES (33-7740) (57-16-0,191) of HALLOWIENERS challenged JOE MAMA (21-
6771) (52-48-1,195) of D.R.I..  Up 4.  SHEET WITH EYES slimly won victory over JOE 
MAMA in a 3 minute Challenge match.
     SHADOW (84-26165) (58-43-0,208) of LORDS OF DARKNESS challenged FLESH HUNTER (47-
6053) (50-34-0,208) of BAAL'S MINIONS.  Straight across.  SHADOW slimly won victory 
over FLESH HUNTER in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
     BEAST FEAST (78-3115) (32-19-0,175) of THE INSTITUTE challenged VIOLENT 
PACIFICATION (21-6180) (36-32-0,177) of D.R.I..  Up 2.  BEAST FEAST overpowered 
VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
     SIR TRISTAM (33-3277) (20-18-3,86) of KNIGHTS OF LEGEND challenged MUSHAD (43-
4287) (18-7-1,99) of EASTERN HORDE.  Up 13.  SIR TRISTAM was devastated by MUSHAD in a 
2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  Like, is MUSHAD popular, or what?  He was 
challenged the most in all of FREE BLADES!  He's got a 19-7-1, is that good?
     WUSTHOF (9-5981) (16-4-0,90) of HELL'S KITCHEN challenged KIRSTEN DUNST (97-5536) 
(9-11-4,56) of BUTTERFLY FACE.  Down 34.  WUSTHOF slimly won victory over KIRSTEN 
DUNST in a 3 minute Challenge competition.  Some fights are really unfair.  How do you 
think KIRSTEN DUNST feels about being challenged by WUSTHOF, 34 points above her?  I 
was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in FREE BLADES.  WUSTHOF got 2 points after 
beating KIRSTEN DUNST, 34 points below him.  I suppose it could've been an accident, 
but we'll never know.

For the title:
     JERK O'LANTERN (33-7742) (88-32-1,389) of HALLOWIENERS fought KICK INTHE TEETH 
(82-7173) (54-52-4,216) of GWAR.  JERK O'LANTERN handily defeated KICK INTHE TEETH in 
a 1 minute uneven Title melee.  Don't you think the Lord Marshal is being unfair?  I 
think JERK O'LANTERN should let KICK INTHE TEETH be Lord Marshal for a while, without 
fighting about it.  Of course, that depends on whose teeth are getting kicked.  Who 
was the wiseguy that said FREE BLADES' Lord Marshal was paying for drinks at The 
Cooler?  Don't look at me!  I just found the note on my desk.

And a couple of others:
     FLYING PIG (41-4605) (75-14-0,296) of HELL FROZEN OVER fought JOY OF LOSING (12-
6600) (48-52-1,192) of WHO DA MAN?.  FLYING PIG was savagely defeated by JOY OF LOSING 
in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.  MVP award for JOY OF LOSING?  WHO DA MAN?'s proud 
of him after beating FLYING PIG and getting 43 points.  That's, like, really good 
work.
     QUEEN OF PENTACLES (28-5294) (26-19-0,100) of PANDORA'S CARDS fought GEEZER (84-
20642) (11-1-0,34) of GETTING OLD.  QUEEN OF PENTACLES was beaten by GEEZER in a 2 
minute gruesome bout.  Talk about yer big time losers!  QUEEN OF PENTACLES got smashed 
by GEEZER, and lost 35 points!  Embarrassing for the queen.

                                          -- Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       89  32  1  403  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443       90  24  0  406  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SEKHAT 7-2251               124 148  4  375  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         84  40  1  332  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          65  18  0  322  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914         106 126  1  312  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467         44  49  4  268  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     68  56  2  267  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 YAMA 82-11638                35  20  0  260  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         57  35  0  254  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           57  48  3  252  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    74  25  1  246  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954        40  26  2  240  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988      38  37  0  239  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        49  52  1  235  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           66  21  1  228  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        82  76  1  225  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 SHADOW 84-26165              59  43  0  222  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 SOLINARI 82-41826            26  31  2  221  MOONS OF KRYNN (1484)      DWES EG
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      61  95  4  220  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     47  37  1  218  BIG TEN 3 (1483)           DWES EG
 PING 17-3787                 34  22  1  217  G.O.L.F. (1410)            ALJAFIR
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            96  55  0  216  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     79  46  0  216  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          56  64  1  215  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815     51  11  0  214  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       54  45  0  212  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 SERGE 32-3549                94 135  0  211  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081           35  31  1  211  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHITE LION 35-859            72  50  0  210  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            48  20  1  210  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            29  22  0  210  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487)      BLACKSTONE
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   53  23  4  207  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        49  47  1  207  FOOT OF PRIDE (1469)       MURSKA
 CAO CAO 72-8791              34  31  1  206  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490)    DRAGONHEAD
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     54  53  4  204  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      58  16  0  203  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          98 206  2  202  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      34  35  1  201  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479)    ZUKAL
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            34  20  0  201  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           100  46  4  200  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         77  79  0  200  BLUNT FORCE (1491)         LAPUR
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             52  49  1  200  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         50  35  0  200  BAAL'S MINIONS (1431)      NORTH FORK
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456           40  29  0  200  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      82 104  2  199  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 SEGUE 13-5394                74  33  0  198  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      54  43  2  198  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       40  44  1  198  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)    ZUWAYZA
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     37  20  0  197  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 THAI CHILI 82-56573          18  16  1  197  HARVEST DAY (1486)         DWES EG
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185          41  19  0  196  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416            33  24  1  196  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050     25  16  1  196  FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488)      BLACKSTONE
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           75  15  0  194  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 JON 17-7447                  42  29  0  194  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      53  51  2  193  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 PANTHARR 74-807              40  37  2  193  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          40  55  1  191  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115          33  19  0  191  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           62  38  3  190  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 TORTURE 35-4368              35  17  0  190  LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)     MURSKA
 LUST 99-5216                 29  21  5  190  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE
 KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950      23  13  1  190  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 WHIFF 3-7295                 65  45  1  189  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268     31  22  0  189  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 MIRED 82-46332               32  37  2  187  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483        44  16  1  186  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      50  24  0  185  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    84  49  2  181  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        37  39  1  181  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)   ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KINGU 50-3575                39  46  0  180  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 POOR OLD TOM 82-7154         26  15  3  180  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 VEAL SORENTO 74-4385         44  24  0  179  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    54  76  1  175  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034           34  13  0  175  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 TICKLES 9-3486               78 119  1  174  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 36  33  0  170  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593        33  32  0  170  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         25  20  0  168  MY CARTOONS (1489)         DRAGONHEAD
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         42  55  2  167  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
-NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179          55  41  1  158  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551        32  34  0  155  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR
 GOKU 96-2399                 18  16  4  153  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       35  40  2  152  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CHIRON 17-4235               29  31  3  139  STRONGMEN (1476)           ALJAFIR
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     25  29  0  138  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 ADEMA 61-3093                35  30  0  134  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
-BILLY THE KID 34-101         29  40  3  134  THE OUTLAWS (107)          MONUNTIAL
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376         32  33  0  132  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 HORROR OF YIG 82-56623       25  27  0  130  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         31  37  0  124  FEAR FACTORY II (1411)     DWES EG
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           26  48  0  119  FEAR FACTORY (1420)        DWES EG
 FREIZA 97-2823               19  15  3  114  DB2 (1295)                 SHADOW GROVE
 MUSHAD 43-4287               19   7  1  110  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917   18   4  0  108  LIMERITICS! (1492)         JURINE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WUSTHOF 9-5981               17   4  0   92  HELL'S KITCHEN (1495)      ZUKAL
 PEACE 43-4306                19   3  0   91  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIR TRISTAM 33-3277          20  19  3   82  KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (404)    NIATOLI ISLAND
 KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103        18   7  0   80  DAPPER LIZARDS (1496)      TOBIR
 GEEZER 84-20642              12   1  0   77  GETTING OLD (1498)         BLACKSTONE
 NICK TORTELLI 47-8176        19  13  0   68  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 -10 ATTACK 21-7906           14  65  0   67  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 KIRSTEN DUNST 97-5536         9  12  4   66  BUTTERFLY FACE (1447)      SHADOW GROVE
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   26  20  0   65  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213   16  10  0   64  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 LEAPING LEPER 33-7940         7   0  0   57  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620   25  38  0   45  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 HIP WADERS 82-56642          24  36  1   35  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ST. GEORGE was devastated by CAO CAO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SHEET WITH EYES slimly won victory over JOE MAMA in a 3 minute Challenge match.
SHADOW slimly won victory over FLESH HUNTER in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
BEAST FEAST overpowered VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SIR TRISTAM was devastated by MUSHAD in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WUSTHOF slimly won victory over KIRSTEN DUNST in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
JERK O'LANTERN handily defeated KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1 minute uneven Title melee.
GUILLOTINE was overpowered by SEKHAT in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
SUBTERFUGE overpowered EXPENDABLE YOUTH in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
SEGUE was savagely defeated by JOHN WAYNE GACY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
THE SICKLY DWARF devastated SLEEPWALKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
ZOMBIE RAGE handily defeated MIRED in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MGR THE MAGICIAN was vanquished by REAGANOMICS in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
JON was vanquished by LEPER MESSIAH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
YAMA viciously subdued BEAR GRYLLS in a popular 2 minute brutal brawl.
HAPPY JACK subdued THE SCYTHE in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
WWW.QUAM.COM overpowered KID FUNKY FRIED in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CONTROVERSY devastated HEADLESS NORSEMAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
SLICE CONSTRUCT was luckily beaten by SADDAM A GO-GO in a action packed 5 minute fray.
LUST was devastated by CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
FLYING PIG was savagely defeated by JOY OF LOSING in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.
WHITE LION was viciously subdued by TRUST BUSTER 1 in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN viciously subdued TORTURE in a action packed 4 minute gruesome bout.
WHIFF was overpowered by PING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
APOCALYPSE overpowered THAI CHILI in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
PAM DEMONIUM vanquished PUTRID DEFILER in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
HEAD CHEESE savagely defeated BUTTERCUP in a exciting 5 minute brutal fight.
TIA MATTE narrowly defeated POOR OLD TOM in a exciting 2 minute bloody fray.
SERGE won victory over AGONY GIGGLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
THE WHITE RABBIT demolished HYDROPONICUS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
BLASPHEMY handily defeated JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
LORD'S PRAYER handily defeated FLAME SPIDER in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
KINGU was vanquished by CRAZED WILDEBEEST in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
PROPANE TORCH handily defeated THE DARK KNIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SAND MAGGOT was overpowered by COREY THE MOOSE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
REPUGNANT vanquished TRANSFORMERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FIRE IN BABYLON vanquished TICKLES in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
IRONTOWER bested PANTHARR in a 2 minute match.
VEAL SORENTO was handily defeated by SOLINARI in a exciting 1 minute mismatched melee.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS was savagely defeated by SIR BUBBA THE BOLD in a 2 minute fight.
MAD DOG RUSSO was vanquished by FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LITTLE DRAGON handily defeated HORROR OF YIG in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CROUCHING HAMSTER narrowly defeated GOKU in a 2 minute match.
WEIRD SCIENCE overcame HAMBURGER TRAIN in a 2 minute bout.
3 LIBRAS savagely defeated DREHVIN in a popular 3 minute gory battle.
MAN FROM NANTUCKET was unbelievably bested by ADEMA in a 15 minute contest.
JACK TRIPPER savagely defeated POSTMORTEM in a exciting 3 minute brutal struggle.
FREIZA was devastated by ATTILA THE BUM in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
STYGIAN HAG was savagely defeated by MAREI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody battle.
QUEEN OF PENTACLES was beaten by GEEZER in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
HIP WADERS was devastated by LEAPING LEPER in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE was devastated by DEMON MERINGUE PIE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NICK TORTELLI was vanquished by PEACE in a exciting 2 minute mismatched match.
-10 ATTACK was overcome by KIMONO DRAGON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      36         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  11 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  26         WALL OF STEEL     50 -  32 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         AIMED BLOW       180 - 138 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  17 -  2      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         STRIKING ATTACK   43 -  40 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK   117 - 112 -  2      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       37 -  44 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  50 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  23 -  0      28  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   7 -  0      22  |

Turn 708 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  8         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        21 - 15     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  5                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    13 - 13                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742     89  32  1  403 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
AIMED BLOW       TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443     90  24  0  406 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
STRIKING ATTACK  SEKHAT 7-2251             124 148  4  375 CASTAWAYS (1301)
WALL OF STEEL    PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551       84  40  1  332 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
SLASHING ATTACK  CONTROVERSY 64-3914       106 126  1  312 UNDER DURESS (743)
BASHING ATTACK   WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467       44  49  4  268 EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PROPANE TORCH 61-2524      82  76  1  225 FEAR FACTORY (632)
TOTAL PARRY      JOE MAMA 21-6771           52  49  1  200 D.R.I. (1416)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323     40  44  1  198 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185        41  19  0  196 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181.  The ten other most popular fighters were JOY OF 
LOSING 12-6600, TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443, HEAD CHEESE 2-6081, WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845, 
MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917, SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249, SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740, THE 
SCYTHE 56-4456, 3 LIBRAS 84--22489, and YAMA 82-11638.

The least popular fighter this week was ADEMA 61-3093.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FREIZA 97-2823, HORROR OF YIG 82--8913, MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483, SAND 
MAGGOT 61-3397, FLAME SPIDER 61-3401, AGONY GIGGLE 82--8943, KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950, 
MIRED 82--19204, -10 ATTACK 21-7906, and NICK TORTELLI 47-8176.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            1  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            7  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  2 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  1 0  DWES EG(82)          5 11 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       8  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  3 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           4  4 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  2 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  JURINE(61)           3  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081          35  31  1  211  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 WHIFF 3-7295                65  45  1  189  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SEKHAT 7-2251              124 148  4  375  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200     34  35  1  201  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479)    ZUKAL
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600       49  52  1  235  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 IRONTOWER 13-5482           34  20  0  201  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103       18   7  0   80  DAPPER LIZARDS (1496)      TOBIR
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249  53  23  4  207  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 PING 17-3787                34  22  1  217  G.O.L.F. (1410)            ALJAFIR
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086          57  48  3  252  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988     38  37  0  239  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213  16  10  0   64  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294  26  20  0   65  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815    51  11  0  214  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443      90  24  0  406  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742      89  32  1  403  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845    68  56  2  267  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          75  15  0  194  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034          34  13  0  175  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416           33  24  1  196  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053        50  35  0  200  BAAL'S MINIONS (1431)      NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               39  46  0  180  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456          40  29  0  200  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524       82  76  1  225  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914        106 126  1  312  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376        32  33  0  132  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954       40  26  2  240  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         98 206  2  202  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     82 104  2  199  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115         33  19  0  191  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467        44  49  4  268  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 SUBTERFUGE 84--27116        65  18  0  322  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 GOKU 96-2399                18  16  4  153  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 REPUGNANT 97-3677          100  46  4  200  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 LUST 99-5216                29  21  5  190  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     MOJO'S MONKEY (16-4101) THE FUN BUNCH  (396) 
                     LEAPING LEPER (33-7940) HALLOWIENERS  (635) 
                       EMERALD CITY (47-7896) LAND OF OZ  (217) 
                   SILVERTHORN (60-8840) SUPERIOR FORCES 60  (654) 
                       KAYCRON (63-2900) SUPERIOR FORCES  (235) 
                          MADONNA (63-3068) BAD GIRLS  (325) 
                   LEAST SHREW (70-6374) SHREW CAN IT BE NOW  (529) 
                 THE GREAT PUMPKIN (82-4576) LEGENEDS OF TKE 2  (618) 
                            HARV (82-35034) MY TCS  (5768) 
                      PERPETUAL (84-14073) OTTODROME 13  (2485) 
                        GEEZER (84-20642) GETTING OLD  (3683) 
                      LAST STRAW (84-24737) OTTODROME 41  (4393) 
                       LINT (84-29649) TUM'S ALL STARS  (5238) 
                PROFANELY ABUNDANT (84-42331) WINTER 2013 XIII  (7355) 
                   ZOMBIE BABY (84-53039) SPIRIT'S SPIRITS  (9134) 
                        CHILI (85-8953) MADE WITH MEAT  (1634) 
                   VINEGAR STROKES (85-9814) THE LEAGUE II  (1787) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                          MAKING YOUR CHALLENGES GO THROUGH

     First, you need to be sure you are making your challenges correctly.
     1.  Are you writing down the warrior I.D. number of the warrior you want to 
challenge?
     2.  Is your handwriting clear?
     3.  Is the warrior you are challenging within range of your warrior?  Warriors 
can challenge within their own class and the next higher class, plus the "Challenger" 
classes can also challenge the next lower class.  So, an Adept can challenge Adepts 
and Challenger Adepts.  A Challenger Adept can challenge Adepts, Challenger Adepts, 
and Champions.  (Try not to challenge down, though.  Besides being unsportsmanlike and 
making everyone mad, it isn't advantageous to your warriors.  They need to fight more 
experienced warriors so they will learn.)
     4.  Are your warriors eligible to make challenges?  If they didn't fight within 
the last two turns, then they can't challenge.
     5.  Are the warriors they want to fight eligible to receive challenges?  If they 
didn't fight within the last two turns, then they can't be challenged.

     Next, adjust your choices for the maximum likelihood of getting your challenges.  
There are several things that will help:
     1.  Have each of your warriors challenge two different opponents from two 
different teams.  That way, if the first opponent's team doesn't fight that turn, you 
still might get your second challenge.
     2.  Use your avoids.  Have each warrior avoid the teams of whoever you think 
might be likely to challenge him.  If you can get out of being challenged, that 
increases your chance of getting your own challenge through.
     3.  Don't challenge warriors who didn't fight last turn.  The odds are higher 
that they won't be fighting this turn.
     4.  Don't challenge warriors who might be involved in a bloodfeud (either as the 
killers, or the avengers).  A bloodfeud challenge has priority over all other 
challenges.
     5.  Don't challenge Tournament Victors.  A TV challenge has priority over all 
other challenges except bloodfeuds.  You'll need to do a little research in back 
issues of the newsletter to find out who the TVs are.
     6.  Don't challenge warriors who you know are going to challenge someone else, or 
are going to get challenged by someone else.  Your challenge has a better chance of 
getting through if it is the only challenge to that particular warrior.
     7.  Don't challenge the "easy pickings."  That is, warriors above you who have 
way too few fights or very bad records for where they are ranked.  They will tend to 
get challenged a lot.
     8.  Don't challenge warriors who are likely to be avoiding your team.  This 
includes any warrior your team fought within the last two turns.
     Well, it sounds like I've eliminated just about everybody, doesn't it?  Of course 
you can challenge opponents who fit into one or more of those categories; just try to 
find ones who don't.  Your idea candidate for a challenge is:  A warrior ranked 
somewhat above your warrior in the same class, or in the next higher class, with a few 
more fights than your warrior, and a winning record, who isn't a TV and isn't 
currently at war with anyone.
     I hope this will be of some help to you.

                                                  The Rogue She-Puppy