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Date   : 02/16/2017    Duedate: 03/01/2017

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 706

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 STINKY MEAT 2/1454  3574 2000  27 64.1      STRONGMEN 17/1476
    LIMERITICS! 61/1492                       5 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1055  979  10 51.9
    NERDS RULE! 17/1465                         DARKLINGS 74/1160
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                      6 MAX'S MIRACL 45/845  135  139   2 49.3
    DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472                       RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                       ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
    HELL'S KITCHEN 9/1495                       STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1482
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                     7 MY PETS 9/1272       464  521   2 47.1
    SATAN'S DINER 26/1497                     8 FOOT OF PRI 35/1469   14   16   0 46.7
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                     9 GWAR 77/1235         766  892  11 46.2
    THE INSTITUTE 78/1467                       GWAR 82/1422
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      D.R.I. 21/1416
    DAPPER LIZARDS 14/1496                      BIG TEN 3 82/1483
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      IN SHINOLA 82/1485
    SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450                      DEADLY RAGE 72/1453
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                      FEAR FACTORY 61/632
    ANGELIC KNIGHTS 16/1466                     HARVEST DAY 82/1486
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                     MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433
    LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462                     MY CARTOONS 72/1489
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     FEAR FACTORY 82/1420
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1431
    THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451                     FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1484
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                    FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
    LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474                   KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1481
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1490
    EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446                  KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
  2 BLUNT FORCE 29/1491  249  146   2 63.0   10 CHEERS 47/1425       251  334   1 42.9
    HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473                    11 ASSORTED 32/578     1166 1608  20 42.0
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                      UNDER DURESS 64/743
  3 DB2 97/1295          335  279  10 54.6      THUNDER CATS 74/1151
    D B Z 96/1294                            12 G.O.L.F. 17/1410      42   74   1 36.2
    EASTERN HORDE 43/1493                       BUTTERFLY FACE 97/1447
    EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994                      KNIGHTS OF LEGEND 33/404
  4 ENFORCERS 17/1480     11   10   0 52.4   13 THE OUTLAWS 34/107     7   24   0 22.6

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Zontani Sharp Eyes.  I get so tired of that man with his stout legs and his sharp 
eyes.  He is, like, totally RUDE.  I wish he would go AWAY and hone his years.

But anyway, here's the stuff from HIS notes.
     Lord's Prayer beat Tia Matte and got 34 points.  Sometimes I, like, wonder about 
that stuff.  I mean, you see one point, you've seen them all, you know?
     Mgr the Magician beat Flame Spider, and the Spider lost 22 points.  Probably 
dropped them in the, like, sand, along with an initiative.
     Fear Factory was avoided by Angels of Pain.  Those guys do that.
     Tickles may have gotten the most challenges.  I say, you know, "may" because 
those clerks just get careless sometimes.  Especially around now.  The almanac says 
that "winter has broken its back" today, and I figure those clerks are out looking for 
spring.  I'm going to go look for spring when I finish this spy report.  The skiing 
was no good this year because of not enough snow, so I'm READY for a sunny beach.

So, fifty-six fights, fifteen challenges, seven standbys, no deaths, no personals.

     PING (17-3787) (33-21-1,240) of G.O.L.F. challenged CONTROVERSY (64-3914) (103-
126-1,260) of UNDER DURESS.  Up 20.  PING was devastated by CONTROVERSY in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge fight.  Plus up a lot of fights.  Even if Ping's got tourney 
fights, probably not that many.
     PROPANE TORCH (61-2524) (81-74-1,211) of FEAR FACTORY challenged WAILIN' VAN 
HALEN (35-845) (65-56-2,210) of RIFF-RAFF CREW.  Down 1.  PROPANE TORCH was demolished 
by WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a 2 minute Challenge melee.  Down one sounds like an accident, 
you know?  Maybe not a down challenge.
     BLASPHEMY (32-5332) (46-19-1,199) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged THAI CHILI (82-
56573) (18-13-1,208) of HARVEST DAY.  Up 9.  BLASPHEMY devastated THAI CHILI in a 
popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.  I had Thai chili once; maybe I should 
have tried, you know, blasphemy with it.  Just plain cursing didn't help much.
     SLICE CONSTRUCT (56-3181) (52-42-2,198) of ANYWAYUSLICEIT challenged IRONTOWER 
(13-5482) (33-18-0,199) of HOUSE CANNITH.  Up 1.  SLICE CONSTRUCT subdued IRONTOWER in 
a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge competition.  Oh, IRON tower.  Right.  I knew a 
guy named HIGHtower once, but I think he died.
     BUTTERCUP (45-3416) (32-23-1,186) of MAX'S MIRACLE challenged SOLINARI (82-41826) 
(24-30-2,188) of MOONS OF KRYNN.  Up 2.  BUTTERCUP vanquished SOLINARI in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge fight.  Buttercup jumped over the moon, and Buttercup isn't even 
a cow.

     WHITE LION (35-859) (70-49-0,196) of RIFF-RAFF CREW challenged CANNIBAL CORPSE 
(61-2373) (60-93-4,202) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 6.  WHITE LION overpowered CANNIBAL 
CORPSE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  The Lion BIT him.  Good.
     THE SICKLY DWARF (84-24303) (71-25-1,204) of MILWAUKEE RULES challenged FIRE IN 
BABYLON (84-43050) (24-14-1,205) of FEAR FACTORY 4.  Up 1.  THE SICKLY DWARF handily 
defeated FIRE IN BABYLON in a 1 minute Challenge melee.  Yep, Olaf told me once that 
dwarves are good at fires, and you see?  It's true.
     GUILLOTINE (12-6588) (60-37-3,202) of BLADES OF TERROR challenged KID FUNKY FRIED 
(72-3950) (23-10-1,205) of DEADLY RAGE.  Up 3.  GUILLOTINE won victory over KID FUNKY 
FRIED in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.  Sounds good to me.  With honey mustard 
dip.
     LITTLE DRAGON (32-6087) (36-38-1,180) of STRAGETY, DAMMIT! challenged JOY OF 
LOSING (12-6600) (47-51-1,191) of WHO DA MAN?.  Up 11.  LITTLE DRAGON lost to JOY OF 
LOSING in a 2 minute Challenge duel.  I figure these two guys are, like, really well 
matched.
     REPUGNANT (97-3677) (97-46-4,170) of SONS OF SATAN challenged TICKLES (9-3486) 
(77-117-1,177) of MY PETS.  Up 7.  REPUGNANT overpowered TICKLES in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge fight.  That's most challenged Tickles, right?  Some days you just 
can't win.

     TORTURE (35-4368) (34-15-0,171) of LEGIONS OF HELL challenged POOR OLD TOM (82-
7154) (26-12-3,171) of GWAR.  Straight across.  TORTURE overcame POOR OLD TOM in a 
popular 3 minute Challenge bout.  That was, like, mean.  Poor old Tom can't do stuff 
like that, you know?
     BEAST FEAST (78-3115) (31-18-0,180) of THE INSTITUTE challenged VIOLENT 
PACIFICATION (21-6180) (36-30-0,178) of D.R.I..  Down 2.  BEAST FEAST savagely 
defeated VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 3 minute Challenge match.  Well, that's, um.  
Totally um.
     BILLY THE KID (34-101) (29-39-3,128) of THE OUTLAWS challenged FIGHTING ILLINI 
(82-41796) (45-36-1,180) of BIG TEN 3.  Up lots, I think 52.  Silly Billy, you know?  
BILLY THE KID was devastated by FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
     MAN FROM NANTUCKET (61-3917) (16-3-0,88) of LIMERITICS! challenged MUSHAD (43-
4287) (18-5-1,100) of EASTERN HORDE.  Up 12.  MAN FROM NANTUCKET beat MUSHAD in a 2 
minute Challenge conflict.  The Man threw CLAMS at him.  Or something.
     FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE (82-56620) (24-36-0,57) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS challenged WUSTHOF 
(9-5981) (15-3-0,59) of HELL'S KITCHEN.  Up 2.  FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE overcame WUSTHOF in 
a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.  Now, if it'd been devil's food cake, it 
might have been different.  Or, you know, maybe not.

For the title:
     JERK O'LANTERN (33-7742) (86-32-1,368) of HALLOWIENERS fought HYDROPONICUS (29-
4605) (77-76-0,256) of BLUNT FORCE.  JERK O'LANTERN savagely defeated HYDROPONICUS in 
a 3 minute Title struggle.  Really, no surprises here.  Congratulations and stuff.

                                         Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       87  32  1  377  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443       88  24  0  373  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SEKHAT 7-2251               122 148  4  331  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         82  40  1  314  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          63  18  0  304  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           74  14  0  289  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914         104 126  1  277  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467         42  49  4  239  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 WHIFF 3-7295                 64  44  1  234  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     66  56  2  227  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      53  49  2  227  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 JON 17-7447                  41  28  0  226  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           55  48  3  224  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        48  46  1  223  FOOT OF PRIDE (1469)       MURSKA
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988      37  36  0  223  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    72  25  1  220  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         55  35  0  220  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            47  19  1  216  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
-FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132      35  42  1  216  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           61  37  3  215  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      53  42  2  215  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185          41  17  0  215  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456           39  28  0  211  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         77  77  0  210  BLUNT FORCE (1491)         LAPUR
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      34  33  1  210  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479)    ZUKAL
 WHITE LION 35-859            71  49  0  209  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 LUST 99-5216                 28  20  5  209  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          97 205  2  206  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      82 102  2  206  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 SHADOW 84-26165              57  43  0  203  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       53  44  0  203  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 PANTHARR 74-807              40  35  2  203  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
 VEAL SORENTO 74-4385         44  22  0  202  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV
 FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050     24  15  1  202  FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488)      BLACKSTONE
 SERGE 32-3549                92 135  0  201  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         50  33  0  201  BAAL'S MINIONS (1431)      NORTH FORK
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      50  22  0  201  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950      23  11  1  201  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 SEGUE 13-5394                73  32  0  200  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           64  21  1  199  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483        43  15  1  198  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       40  42  1  198  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)    ZUWAYZA
 MIRED 82-46332               32  35  2  198  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416            33  23  1  197  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 THAI CHILI 82-56573          18  14  1  197  HARVEST DAY (1486)         DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          55  63  1  196  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            33  19  0  196  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     77  46  0  195  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
-LOSING IS FUN 12-6330        60  59  1  195  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             52  47  1  195  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        81  75  1  194  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      60  94  4  194  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        48  51  1  194  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954        38  26  2  194  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            94  55  0  193  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     36  19  0  192  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 CAO CAO 72-8791              33  30  1  192  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490)    DRAGONHEAD
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268     30  21  0  191  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   51  23  4  190  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815     49  11  0  190  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 PING 17-3787                 33  22  1  190  G.O.L.F. (1410)            ALJAFIR
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115          32  18  0  190  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     53  52  4  189  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 KINGU 50-3575                39  44  0  187  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    84  47  2  186  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          40  53  1  186  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081           33  31  1  186  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 REPUGNANT 97-3677            98  46  4  184  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 TORTURE 35-4368              35  15  0  184  LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)     MURSKA
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     46  36  1  182  BIG TEN 3 (1483)           DWES EG
-RIGHTEOUS 16-6238            27  16  1  181  ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)     WILLAF

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            28  21  0  180  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487)      BLACKSTONE
 SOLINARI 82-41826            24  31  2  180  MOONS OF KRYNN (1484)      DWES EG
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        36  39  1  179  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)   ARVAT
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 36  31  0  179  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 TICKLES 9-3486               77 118  1  176  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      56  16  0  175  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 POOR OLD TOM 82-7154         26  13  3  172  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         42  53  2  171  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593        33  30  0  171  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034           33  12  0  171  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    52  76  1  170  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
-CHIRON 17-4235               29  30  3  151  STRONGMEN (1476)           ALJAFIR
 GOKU 96-2399                 18  14  4  151  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         24  19  0  149  MY CARTOONS (1489)         DRAGONHEAD
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551        30  34  0  144  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     25  27  0  144  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179          54  41  1  139  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       33  40  2  139  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 BILLY THE KID 34-101         29  40  3  134  THE OUTLAWS (107)          MONUNTIAL
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           25  47  0  131  FEAR FACTORY (1420)        DWES EG
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376         31  32  0  127  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 HORROR OF YIG 82-56623       25  25  0  124  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 ADEMA 61-3093                34  29  0  120  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 FREIZA 97-2823               19  13  3  114  DB2 (1295)                 SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917   17   3  0  100  LIMERITICS! (1492)         JURINE
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         30  36  0   99  FEAR FACTORY II (1411)     DWES EG
 PEACE 43-4306                18   2  0   95  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 MUSHAD 43-4287               18   6  1   93  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   25  19  0   90  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIR TRISTAM 33-3277          20  18  3   86  KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (404)    NIATOLI ISLAND
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620   25  36  0   70  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 NICK TORTELLI 47-8176        18  12  0   62  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103        16   7  0   62  DAPPER LIZARDS (1496)      TOBIR
 HIP WADERS 82-56642          24  34  1   60  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
 -10 ATTACK 21-7906           14  63  0   59  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 KIRSTEN DUNST 97-5536         9  11  4   56  BUTTERFLY FACE (1447)      SHADOW GROVE
 WUSTHOF 9-5981               15   4  0   53  HELL'S KITCHEN (1495)      ZUKAL
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213   15   9  0   52  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PING was devastated by CONTROVERSY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PROPANE TORCH was demolished by WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
BLASPHEMY devastated THAI CHILI in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SLICE CONSTRUCT subdued IRONTOWER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge competition.
BUTTERCUP vanquished SOLINARI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
WHITE LION overpowered CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
THE SICKLY DWARF handily defeated FIRE IN BABYLON in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
GUILLOTINE won victory over KID FUNKY FRIED in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
LITTLE DRAGON lost to JOY OF LOSING in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
REPUGNANT overpowered TICKLES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TORTURE overcame POOR OLD TOM in a popular 3 minute Challenge bout.
BEAST FEAST savagely defeated VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 3 minute Challenge match.
BILLY THE KID was devastated by FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
MAN FROM NANTUCKET beat MUSHAD in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE overcame WUSTHOF in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
JERK O'LANTERN savagely defeated HYDROPONICUS in a 3 minute Title struggle.
WWW.QUAM.COM beat JOE MAMA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
KICK INTHE TEETH was devastated by THE SCYTHE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
LEPER MESSIAH was overpowered by BEAR GRYLLS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MIRED was unbelievably bested by THE DARK KNIGHT in a 2 minute competition.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD was overpowered by JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
REAGANOMICS was viciously subdued by SHADOW in a action packed 3 minute bloody duel.
FLESH HUNTER was savagely defeated by ZOMBIE RAGE in a popular 2 minute gory match.
FLYING PIG won victory over PANTHARR in a popular 4 minute match.
SUBTERFUGE won victory over SADDAM A GO-GO in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
3 LIBRAS was vanquished by SLEEPWALKER in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
SEKHAT overpowered THE WHITE RABBIT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
WHIFF overcame SERGE in a exciting 2 minute duel.
APOCALYPSE was narrowly defeated by HATHU in a action packed 8 minute gruesome fight.
TIA MATTE was savagely defeated by LORD'S PRAYER in a exciting 4 minute gory match.
PAM DEMONIUM overpowered DREHVIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TRUST BUSTER 1 overpowered FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HEAD CHEESE was overpowered by EXPENDABLE YOUTH in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SHEET WITH EYES was bested by HELYSE in a action packed 2 minute gory bout.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN was demolished by JON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JOHN WAYNE GACY savagely defeated COREY THE MOOSE in a 2 minute gory duel.
LUST savagely defeated CAO CAO in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
MAD DOG RUSSO demolished AGONY GIGGLE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
SAND MAGGOT was overpowered by VEAL SORENTO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FLAME SPIDER was devastated by MGR THE MAGICIAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PUTRID DEFILER slimly lost to SEGUE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST was overpowered by HAPPY JACK in a 1 minute uneven competition.
ST. GEORGE demolished HORROR OF YIG in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CROUCHING HAMSTER subdued NEWT ROCKNE in a action packed 1 minute fight.
KINGU overpowered GOKU in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
JACK TRIPPER lost to ATTILA THE BUM in a exciting 1 minute match.
FREIZA was handily defeated by HAMBURGER TRAIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ADEMA was savagely defeated by HELYSE in a popular 1 minute bloody fight.
TRANSFORMERS devastated ROSELLA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WEIRD SCIENCE bested POSTMORTEM in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
PEACE savagely defeated -10 ATTACK in a exciting 4 minute brutal brawl.
KIRSTEN DUNST was bested by KIMONO DRAGON in a popular 3 minute brawl.
HIP WADERS was defeated by BITTER ALMOND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
STYGIAN HAG overpowered ROSELLA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
NICK TORTELLI was handily defeated by SIR TRISTAM in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
QUEEN OF PENTACLES overpowered DEMON MERINGUE PIE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      36         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  11 -  0      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  24         WALL OF STEEL     41 -  28 -  0      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         STRIKING ATTACK   50 -  37 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         AIMED BLOW       163 - 126 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         LUNGING ATTACK   111 - 104 -  3      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         TOTAL PARRY       35 -  33 -  0      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  17 -  2      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  18 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  49 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   5 -  0      29  |

Turn 706 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      7 -  4     AIMED BLOW        17 - 19         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  9     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     2 -  5         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742     87  32  1  377 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
AIMED BLOW       TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443     88  24  0  373 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
STRIKING ATTACK  SEKHAT 7-2251             122 148  4  331 CASTAWAYS (1301)
WALL OF STEEL    PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551       82  40  1  314 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
TOTAL PARRY      FLYING PIG 41-4605         74  14  0  289 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)
SLASHING ATTACK  CONTROVERSY 64-3914       104 126  1  277 UNDER DURESS (743)
BASHING ATTACK   WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467       42  49  4  239 EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185        41  17  0  215 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483      43  15  1  198 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323     40  42  1  198 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PEACE 43-4306.  The ten other most popular fighters were APOCALYPSE 32-5711, 
JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742, REAGANOMICS 21-6182, BEAST FEAST 78-3115, SHADOW 84-26165, 
ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614, LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456, MIRED 82--19204, PANTHARR 74-807, and 
SUBTERFUGE 84--27116.

The least popular fighter this week was DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were FREIZA 97-2823, HORROR OF YIG 82--8913, AGONY GIGGLE 
82--8943, THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815, LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954, FIRE IN BABYLON 84--22486, 
NICK TORTELLI 47-8176, HAMBURGER TRAIN 82--8931, GOKU 96-2399, and FLAME SPIDER 
61-3401.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  5 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            0  2 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            3  4 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  3 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  0 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           4  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  1 0  DWES EG(82)          5 10 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       4  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          3  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           4  4 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  2 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081          33  31  1  186  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 WHIFF 3-7295                64  44  1  234  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SEKHAT 7-2251              122 148  4  331  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200     34  33  1  210  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479)    ZUKAL
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588          61  37  3  215  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394               73  32  0  200  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103       16   7  0   62  DAPPER LIZARDS (1496)      TOBIR
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250     50  22  0  201  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 JON 17-7447                 41  28  0  226  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086          55  48  3  224  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514     53  49  2  227  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213  15   9  0   52  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294  25  19  0   90  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605        77  77  0  210  BLUNT FORCE (1491)         LAPUR
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443      88  24  0  373  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742      87  32  1  377  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 BILLY THE KID 34-101        29  40  3  134  THE OUTLAWS (107)          MONUNTIAL
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845    66  56  2  227  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          74  14  0  289  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034          33  12  0  171  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416           33  23  1  197  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053        50  33  0  201  BAAL'S MINIONS (1431)      NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               39  44  0  187  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181     53  42  2  215  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524       81  75  1  194  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914        104 126  1  277  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376        31  32  0  127  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950     23  11  1  201  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         97 205  2  206  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     82 102  2  206  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115         32  18  0  190  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467        42  49  4  239  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 SUBTERFUGE 84--27116        63  18  0  304  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 GOKU 96-2399                18  14  4  151  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           98  46  4  184  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 LUST 99-5216                28  20  5  209  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE