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Date   : 04/16/2015    Duedate: 04/29/2015

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 661

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 2576 1449  20 64.0      D.R.I. 21/1416
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        FEAR FACTORY 61/632
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                       WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
    IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367                       FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       FEAR FACTORY III 82/1421
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                       CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                    9 CHEERS 47/1425       232  290   1 44.4
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      BLOOD IRON 98/1274
    SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450                      THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     KILLER TUNES 65/1116
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 15/1398                  10-RIFF-RAFF CRE 35/46   67   90   1 42.7
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                 11 ASSORTED 32/578     1042 1413  15 42.4
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                    UNDER DURESS 64/743
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                 12 G.O.L.F. 17/1410      38   64   1 37.3
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   BUTTERFLY FACE 97/1447
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   THE CHOSEN ONES 52/1445
    EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446                  KNIGHTS OF LEGEND 33/404
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427              13-THE BONDS 49/774     995 2198  14 31.2
  2-SKULL SQUADR 56/217  183  130   8 58.5      BAD APPLES 56/916
  3 POSSE 77/1419         71   55   1 56.3      THE FAMILY 43/772
    BLOODSWORN 15/1426                          MIDDLE WAY 17/1058
    DEATH PENALTY 33/1267                       GREENWARDENS 15/770
    BLACK COLOSSUS 11/1434                      FAVORITE GUYS 61/863
    BLACK COLOSSUS 84/1432                      SAND DANCERS 76/1185
  4 WENSINWASIN 43/1023   25   20   0 55.6      SAND DANCERS 78/1212
  5 DEAD WE SUC 32/1336  301  248   2 54.8      CARDOW HUNTERS 29/1277
    SUPERIOR FORCES 40/1344                     CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1104
  6 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1012  932  10 52.1      CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/1103
    DARKLINGS 74/1160                           CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/1131
  7-MOMENT OF SI 2/1436   13   14   0 48.1   14-BIG LAKE STU 33/288    0    2   0  0.0
  8 GWAR 77/1235         577  624   8 48.0

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I come back from vacation and was strolling over to the arena and you'll never 
guess what happened!  I went around the corner and was walking under the pretty tree 
with purple flowers that remind me a lot of my grandmother because she always loved 
lavendar and lavendar is purple, so it reminds me of her!  And there was a great 
ruckus, like two hundred birds at least were all squawking and screeching at me!  And 
then this HUGE bird swooped down and attacked me, flapping and squawking, and I 
thought it was going to take off my hat, or steal it for a nest, or something -- it's 
a pretty little blue hat with a little yellow flower, I bought it just the other day, 
it's cute!  Anyway, this huge black bird, bigger than a pteriwhatsit... maybe not 
quite that big, but at least a four-foot wingspan, right?  About scared me to death!  
So I squawked too, which I think scared it a little because it flew back up into the 
tree, and I scrambled really fast back around the corner, but then I was curious so I 
peeked around the corner.  What did you see, Debbi?  you might ask.  Turned out it 
wasn't really quite as big as I thought... It was a mockingbird and three smaller 
mockingbirds in the tree, and they were saying that they were very hungry and hadn't 
been fed for YEARS... or at least that's the way they were acting, jumping all around 
and flapping and knocking each other almost out of the tree.  So cute!!!  I watched 
them for a few minutes then went around the block to the other entrance.  I didn't 
want to disturb them, even if they almost ate my hat!
     So I'm back at work and writing this spy report for you.  My tan is suffering, 
although it was a pretty good tan after my vacation so I suppose it's okay for a few 
more minutes, okay?  But this needs to be fast!
     Let's see here.  ARGUMENT fought SAVOY and beat him good, popping up 28 points 
and knocking him down 31.  Nice.  (That was directed at Argument.  Savoy, you need to 
work on your technique!)
     Nobody still wants to fight FEAR FACTORY (632).  What's up with that?  Do they 
put too much cologne on or something?  REAGANOMICS is our Most Challenged warrior.  
Nice.  He must be a good dance partner!
     We have a new Lord Marshall, NOREASTER, who beat WILLY LIV, who obviously will 
since he's a Lord Protector, right?  Anyway, the fight took only one minute, and the 
powers-that-be labelled it a mismatch.  Woohoo for Noreaster and I'm so sorry to Willy 
Liv, but you'll get another chance, right? 
     We only had 35 fights, which means we lost eleven from last week.  It's probably 
because some people stayed on vacation after the tournament.  At least that's what I 
would've done!  One standby.  Twelve challenges, including the title fight.  Anyway, 
here are the rest of the fights: 
     DONKEY HOTAY (19-5187) (58-22-1,225) of MAN OR BEAST? challenged PING (17-3787) 
(31-18-1,230) of G.O.L.F..  Up 5.  Donkey Hotay won in 1 minute.  
     REVANENT (15-4770) (38-24-3,233) of BLOODSWORN challenged PROPANE TORCH (61-2524) 
(56-57-1,225) of FEAR FACTORY, but lost that one after being torched for 4 minutes.  
Down 7.  That must've hurt, both being torched and losing on a downchallenge.  No 
wonder everybody's avoiding Fear Factory!
     NEWT ROCKNE (19-5179) (34-16-1,187) of MAN OR BEAST? challenged CARLA (47-6225) 
(38-29-1,189) of CHEERS and won in 2 minutes.  Up 2.
     APOCALYPSE (32-5711) (30-10-1,205) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged VEXTHORNE (84-
7044) (22-9-1,205) of BLACK COLOSSUS.  Apocalypse won, too.  Exactly even.  How does 
that happen?   
     ABSOLUTION (32-5301) (72-21-3,202) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged MORTIFICATION 
(61-2333) (71-62-4,207) of FEAR FACTORY.  Mortification lost.  Up 5.  
     PAM DEMONIUM (32-5551) (44-32-1,209) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged and beat SERGE 
(32-3549) (73-108-0,196) of ASSORTED.  Down 13.  
     GUILLOTINE (12-6588) (35-17-2,200) of BLADES OF TERROR challenged CROUCHING 
HAMSTER (21-6184) (40-45-1,203) of D.R.I..  GUILLOTINE overpowered CROUCHING HAMSTER 
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Up 3.
     THE SICKLY DWARF (84-24303) (37-14-1,207) of MILWAUKEE RULES challenged 
REAGANOMICS (21-6182) (40-32-1,206) of D.R.I. and defeated him in a exciting 4 minute 
Challenge match.  Down 1.
     SHADOW (84-26165) (33-22-0,193) of LORDS OF DARKNESS challenged LOSING IS FUN 
(12-6330) (42-36-1,191) of WHO DA MAN?.  SHADOW was devastated by LOSING IS FUN in a 2 
minute mismatched Challenge conflict.  Down 2.
     FLYING PIG (41-4605) (35-7-0,174) of HELL FROZEN OVER challenged SLEEPWALKER (74-
2843) (89-167-2,150) of DARKLINGS.  FLYING PIG bested SLEEPWALKER in a crowd pleasing 
4 minute Challenge bout.  Down 24.  Um?
     SHEET WITH EYES (33-7740) (22-4-0,125) of HALLOWIENERS challenged GREEN KNIGHT 
(33-2536) (27-27-1,140) of KNIGHTS OF LEGEND.  SHEET WITH EYES handily defeated GREEN 
KNIGHT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.  Up 15. 
     That's the end of the challenges. 

     MAYLA TYL CRENA (82-7113) (54-47-0,223) of FEAR FACTORY III fought HEADLESS 
NORSEMAN (33-7758) (53-32-1,192) of HALLOWIENERS.  MAYLA TYL CRENA was viciously 
subdued by HEADLESS NORSEMAN in a 3 minute duel.
     RETROVIRUS (70-6086) (77-45-0,223) of FEAR FACTORY IV fought JERK O'LANTERN (33-
7742) (52-22-1,262) of HALLOWIENERS.  RETROVIRUS bested JERK O'LANTERN in a crowd 
pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
     PUNGENT STENCH (61-2458) (72-45-2,213) of FEAR FACTORY fought SEKHAT (7-2251) 
(87-137-4,221) of CASTAWAYS.  PUNGENT STENCH beat SEKHAT in a 2 minute match.
     GEARFRIED (43-4270) (42-21-0,239) of WENSINWASIN fought ACID BATH (33-7373) (37-
20-1,190) of DEATH PENALTY.  GEARFRIED was beaten by ACID BATH in a exciting 3 minute 
gory bout.
     THE LION KING (35-4124) (51-23-0,283) of IN THE JUNGLE fought FRASIER (47-6224) 
(33-35-0,201) of CHEERS.  THE LION KING handily defeated FRASIER in a 2 minute gory 
mismatched competition.
     TRUST BUSTER 1 (32-5443) (56-10-0,283) of DEVIL ADVOCATES fought ROOSTER (65-
1414) (36-38-1,186) of KILLER TUNES.  TRUST BUSTER 1 defeated ROOSTER in a exciting 2 
minute duel.
     WISHI HADA CLUE (9-787) (53-50-1,191) of THE MONGOLOIDS fought REPUGNANT (97-
3677) (62-37-4,197) of SONS OF SATAN.  WISHI HADA CLUE was overpowered by REPUGNANT in 
a 2 minute gruesome uneven fray.
     WHIFF (3-7295) (40-22-1,196) of LEGIONS' OF HELL fought PAUL (47-6861) (26-14-
2,178) of CHEERS.  WHIFF slimly won victory over PAUL in a exciting 4 minute gory 
bout.
     SAINTS (11-6248) (39-20-0,203) of BLACK COLOSSUS fought NORM (47-6227) (29-38-
2,195) of CHEERS.  SAINTS overpowered NORM in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
     BACARDI LIMON (12-5509) (28-30-0,195) of BLACKED OUT ON... fought BELA LUGOSI 
(40-4114) (37-33-1,181) of SUPERIOR FORCES.  BACARDI LIMON overpowered BELA LUGOSI in 
a 1 minute one-sided duel.
     TIA MATTE (32-5321) (63-40-0,206) of DEVIL ADVOCATES fought FLYING HELLFISH (82-
7132) (22-14-1,189) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS.  TIA MATTE overpowered FLYING HELLFISH in a 
exciting 1 minute uneven match.
     SAVORY (32-4143) (78-79-1,207) of DEAD WE SUCK fought ARGUMENT (64-3915) (86-98-
0,171) of UNDER DURESS.  SAVORY was vanquished by ARGUMENT in a action packed 1 minute 
one-sided fray.
     RIDDLER (61-1856) (98-71-1,185) of FEAR FACTORY fought SUBTERFUGE (84-38420) (29-
6-0,208) of COLLUSION UNLIMITED.  RIDDLER was savagely defeated by SUBTERFUGE in a 
action packed 3 minute competition.
     NINE INCH NAIL (61-2273) (51-56-4,188) of FEAR FACTORY fought BLASPHEMY (32-5332) 
(18-2-1,159) of ANGELS OF PAIN.  NINE INCH NAIL was overpowered by BLASPHEMY in a 
action packed 2 minute uneven fight.
     MANIPULATOR (64-3490) (60-143-6,194) of UNDER DURESS fought DESPERADO (77-2459) 
(62-31-2,203) of POSSE.  MANIPULATOR was overpowered by DESPERADO in a popular 2 
minute brutal one-sided match.
     CONTROVERSY (64-3914) (75-109-1,201) of UNDER DURESS fought PYG (98-1120) (20-20-
4,200) of BLOOD IRON.  CONTROVERSY overpowered PYG in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
     THE SALAMINIZER (65-1413) (38-35-1,202) of KILLER TUNES fought COREY THE MOOSE 
(84-19615) (48-29-0,201) of DRAFT DODGERS.  THE SALAMINIZER bested COREY THE MOOSE in 
a popular 1 minute duel.
     KNUCKLE JAW (77-2129) (70-70-2,186) of GWAR fought LUCK DEVIL (15-5162) (38-33-
1,185) of THE DEVIL'S OWN.  KNUCKLE JAW unbelievably bested LUCK DEVIL in a exciting 3 
minute battle.
     CANNIBAL CORPSE (61-2373) (43-68-4,112) of FEAR FACTORY fought BILL P. GORE (32-
5114) (37-12-1,117) of DEVIL ADVOCATES.  CANNIBAL CORPSE demolished BILL P. GORE in a 
1 minute mismatched match. 
     THE WHITE RABBIT (29-5815) (13-2-0,96) of EVIL EATER BUNNIES fought SIR TRISTAM 
(33-3277) (19-15-3,67) of KNIGHTS OF LEGEND.  THE WHITE RABBIT subdued SIR TRISTAM in 
a popular 2 minute duel.
     KIRSTEN DUNST (97-5536) (8-6-4,59) of BUTTERFLY FACE fought THE SCYTHE (56-4456) 
(17-4-0,88) of SATAN'S BLADES.  KIRSTEN DUNST was overpowered by THE SCYTHE in a 1 
minute one-sided duel.
     ABU JR. (52-2284) (12-9-1,58) of THE CHOSEN ONES fought THE DARK KNIGHT (15-5250) 
(21-5-0,85) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS.  ABU JR. was overcome by THE DARK KNIGHT in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute match.

     And one bye:  FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-2125) (66-75-2,179) of GWAR fought XHUGHA 
KARGARIT (103-38) (32-28-1,130) of  .  FLATTUS MAXIMUS won, of course. 
     
     Our title fight:  NOREASTER (35-3896) (104-40-2,214) of DIRT DEVILS TV challenged 
WILLY LIV (9-2930) (52-30-2,375) of THE MONGOLOIDS.  NOREASTER devastated WILLY LIV in 
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.  Congrats again to Noreaster!

     Gotta run now.  Tata!      
                                          -- Debby

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NOREASTER 35-3896           105  40  2  236  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE LION KING 35-4124        52  23     294  IN THE JUNGLE (1367)       MURSKA
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443       57  10     285  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086           78  45     246  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187         59  22  1  243  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
-JONATHANNIE 56-3747          34  25     243  BAD APPLES (916)           ROCANIS
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        57  57  1  240  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          30   6     226  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           31  10  1  223  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 ABSOLUTION 32-5301           73  21  3  220  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458       73  45  2  219  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    38  14  1  219  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            64  40     218  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413      39  35  1  218  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
-ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         29  17     217  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 DESPERADO 77-2459            63  31  2  214  POSSE (1419)               MAZGOURRAH
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         45  32  1  214  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 ACID BATH 33-7373            38  20  1  214  DEATH PENALTY (1267)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAINTS 11-6248               40  20     213  BLACK COLOSSUS (1434)      ARUAK CITY
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914          76 109  1  212  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330        43  36  1  211  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           36  17  2  211  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REPUGNANT 97-3677            63  37  4  208  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    54  32  1  208  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 WILLY LIV 9-2930             52  31  2  206  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       52  23  1  206  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
-WHITE LION 35-859            46  35     206  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179          35  16  1  206  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 WHIFF 3-7295                 41  22  1  205  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          40  33  1  204  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 MORTIFICATION 61-2333        71  63  4  203  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 BACARDI LIMON 12-5509        29  30     203  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 SEKHAT 7-2251                87 138  4  202  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 ARGUMENT 64-3915             87  98     199  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 PING 17-3787                 31  19  1  199  G.O.L.F. (1410)            ALJAFIR
 SERGE 32-3549                73 109     198  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113      54  48     198  FEAR FACTORY III (1421)    DWES EG
 GEARFRIED 43-4270            42  22     198  WENSINWASIN (1023)         VEASTIAN
 ROOSTER 65-1414              36  39  1  198  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
-BLACK SKULL 56-1246          28  11  2  198  SKULL SQUADRON (217)       ROCANIS
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129          71  70  2  197  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 FRASIER 47-6224              33  36     197  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     48  30     196  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 REVANENT 15-4770             38  25  3  196  BLOODSWORN (1426)          MALCORN
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    40  46  1  195  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 VEXTHORNE 84-7044            22  10  1  195  BLACK COLOSSUS (1432)      BLACKSTONE
 MANIPULATOR 64-3490          60 144  6  194  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
-THE SHADOW 61-2742           42  71     192  FAVORITE GUYS (863)        JURINE
-CEDAR 29-4319                41  70  2  192  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR
 NORM 47-6227                 29  39  2  192  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 RIDDLER 61-1856              98  72  1  191  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
-WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     45  38  2  191  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787        53  51  1  190  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 PYG 98-1120                  20  21  4  190  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132      22  15  1  188  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            19   2  1  187  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
-DETH FROM ABOVE 56-2182      24  10     186  SKULL SQUADRON (217)       ROCANIS
 SHADOW 84-26165              33  23     185  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
-XARA 78-2254                 32  28     185  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 CARLA 47-6225                38  30  1  183  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      67  75  2  181  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 LUCK DEVIL 15-5162           38  34  1  181  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398)     MALCORN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LASH LARUE 43-3806           45  44     180  THE FAMILY (772)           VEASTIAN
 PAUL 47-6861                 26  15  2  180  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 SAVORY 32-4143               78  80  1  176  DEAD WE SUCK (1336)        ARVAT
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           36   7     176  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114          37  34  1  175  SUPERIOR FORCES (1344)     ZENSU
-MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252          62 101     171  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR
-TREEFROG 15-4177             48  90     169  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
-DIJANNA 76-1992              50  65  1  168  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
-SCOVELLIE 53-6579            38  46  2  168  CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103)  KHALHUMS
 NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273       51  57  4  167  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
-MURDEROUS MALNO 78-1589      43  83     159  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          89 168  2  150  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
-HARD CORE TROUBLE 56-2368    21  20     149  SKULL SQUADRON (217)       ROCANIS
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      23   4     144  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      44  68  4  138  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
-HALLAM 76-2369               28  56     138  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
-SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   27   4  2  137  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 GREEN KNIGHT 33-2536         27  28  1  127  KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (404)    NIATOLI ISLAND
-LANI TYL KOGAN 65-2804       40  45  1  115  CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1131)  DAL SHANG
-VARINA FIREHAIR 78-1404      33  56     108  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 BILL P. GORE 32-5114         37  13  1  104  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815     14   2      99  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456           18   4      92  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      22   5      87  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
-SATAN'S FIST 33-1332         24  22  5   76  BIG LAKE STUDS (288)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 SIR TRISTAM 33-3277          19  16  3   72  KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (404)    NIATOLI ISLAND
 ABU JR. 52-2284              12  10  1   64  THE CHOSEN ONES (1445)     FRATSFA
 KIRSTEN DUNST 97-5536         8   7  4   60  BUTTERFLY FACE (1447)      SHADOW GROVE
-BLACK DOMINO 58-6062         33  36  1   55  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104)   DELARQ TOR
-MAUL RAT 29-4287             14   7  1   50  ALMOST EXACTLY (45)        LAPUR
-PETER BOND 49-3089           33  54      46  THE BONDS (774)            VITHICAR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NOREASTER devastated WILLY LIV in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
DONKEY HOTAY handily defeated PING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
REVANENT was viciously subdued by PROPANE TORCH in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
NEWT ROCKNE overpowered CARLA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
APOCALYPSE overpowered VEXTHORNE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
ABSOLUTION overpowered MORTIFICATION in a 3 minute uneven Challenge melee.
PAM DEMONIUM unbelievably bested SERGE in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
GUILLOTINE overpowered CROUCHING HAMSTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THE SICKLY DWARF defeated REAGANOMICS in a exciting 4 minute Challenge match.
SHADOW was devastated by LOSING IS FUN in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
FLYING PIG bested SLEEPWALKER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge bout.
SHEET WITH EYES handily defeated GREEN KNIGHT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MAYLA TYL CRENA was viciously subdued by HEADLESS NORSEMAN in a 3 minute duel.
RETROVIRUS bested JERK O'LANTERN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
PUNGENT STENCH beat SEKHAT in a 2 minute match.
GEARFRIED was beaten by ACID BATH in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
THE LION KING handily defeated FRASIER in a 2 minute gory mismatched competition.
TRUST BUSTER 1 defeated ROOSTER in a exciting 2 minute duel.
WISHI HADA CLUE was overpowered by REPUGNANT in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fray.
WHIFF slimly won victory over PAUL in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
SAINTS overpowered NORM in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
BACARDI LIMON overpowered BELA LUGOSI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TIA MATTE overpowered FLYING HELLFISH in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
SAVORY was vanquished by ARGUMENT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
RIDDLER was savagely defeated by SUBTERFUGE in a action packed 3 minute competition.
NINE INCH NAIL was overpowered by BLASPHEMY in a action packed 2 minute uneven fight.
MANIPULATOR was overpowered by DESPERADO in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
CONTROVERSY overpowered PYG in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
THE SALAMINIZER bested COREY THE MOOSE in a popular 1 minute duel.
KNUCKLE JAW unbelievably bested LUCK DEVIL in a exciting 3 minute battle.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS devastated XHUGHA KARGARIT in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
CANNIBAL CORPSE demolished BILL P. GORE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE WHITE RABBIT subdued SIR TRISTAM in a popular 2 minute duel.
KIRSTEN DUNST was overpowered by THE SCYTHE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ABU JR. was overcome by THE DARK KNIGHT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      18         LUNGING ATTACK   111 -  77 -  1      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         TOTAL PARRY       38 -  27 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         AIMED BLOW       118 -  94 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  10 -  1      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         PARRY-STRIKE      17 -  17 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   42 -  46 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     30 -  37 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   29 -  40 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         WALL OF STEEL     34 -  53 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  36 -  0      29  |

Turn 661 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        11 -  7     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  7     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   NOREASTER 35-3896         105  40  2  236 DIRT DEVILS (1246)
AIMED BLOW       THE LION KING 35-4124      52  23  0  294 IN THE JUNGLE (1367)
TOTAL PARRY      RETROVIRUS 70-6086         78  45  0  246 FEAR FACTORY IV (713)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PROPANE TORCH 61-2524      57  57  1  240 FEAR FACTORY (632)
SLASHING ATTACK  DESPERADO 77-2459          63  31  2  214 POSSE (1419)
WALL OF STEEL    PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551       45  32  1  214 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
STRIKING ATTACK  LOSING IS FUN 12-6330      43  36  1  211 WHO DA MAN? (1414)
PARRY-STRIKE     MORTIFICATION 61-2333      71  63  4  203 FEAR FACTORY (632)
PARRY-LUNGE      REVANENT 15-4770           38  25  3  196 BLOODSWORN (1426)
BASHING ATTACK   MANIPULATOR 64-3490        60 144  6  194 UNDER DURESS (743)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The ten other most popular fighters were ABSOLUTION 
32-5301, THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303, WHIFF 3-7295, SERGE 32-3549, LOSING IS FUN 
12-6330, GEARFRIED 43-4270, ACID BATH 33-7373, PAUL 47-6861, SUBTERFUGE 84--27116, 
and PROPANE TORCH 61-2524.

The least popular fighter this week was KIRSTEN DUNST 97-5536.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BILL P. GORE 32-5114, BELA LUGOSI 40-4114, PING 17-3787, WILLY 
LIV 9-2930, COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615, PYG 98-1120, FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132, WISHI 
HADA CLUE 9-787, FRASIER 47-6224, and GREEN KNIGHT 33-2536.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            6  3 0  KURUKAR(64)          2  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  3 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           2  0 0  SENTERN(70)          1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           3  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       3  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          0  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  4 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       2  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  JURINE(61)           3  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHIFF 3-7295                41  22  1  205  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SEKHAT 7-2251               87 138  4  202  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 WILLY LIV 9-2930            52  31  2  206  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 SAINTS 11-6248              40  20  0  213  BLACK COLOSSUS (1434)      ARUAK CITY
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330       43  36  1  211  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 REVANENT 15-4770            38  25  3  196  BLOODSWORN (1426)          MALCORN
 PING 17-3787                31  19  1  199  G.O.L.F. (1410)            ALJAFIR
 DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187        59  22  1  243  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182         40  33  1  204  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815    14   2  0   99  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443      57  10  0  285  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 ACID BATH 33-7373           38  20  1  214  DEATH PENALTY (1267)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 NOREASTER 35-3896          105  40  2  236  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114         37  34  1  175  SUPERIOR FORCES (1344)     ZENSU
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          36   7  0  176  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 GEARFRIED 43-4270           42  22  0  198  WENSINWASIN (1023)         VEASTIAN
 FRASIER 47-6224             33  36  0  197  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 ABU JR. 52-2284             12  10  1   64  THE CHOSEN ONES (1445)     FRATSFA
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456          18   4  0   92  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524       57  57  1  240  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914         76 109  1  212  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413     39  35  1  218  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086          78  45  0  246  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         89 168  2  150  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 DESPERADO 77-2459           63  31  2  214  POSSE (1419)               MAZGOURRAH
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     54  48  0  198  FEAR FACTORY III (1421)    DWES EG
 SUBTERFUGE 84--27116        30   6  0  226  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           63  37  4  208  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 PYG 98-1120                 20  21  4  190  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL

                   SEAM (DM 20) REOPENS AS A NEW NO-TOURNEY ARENA!

Seam (DM 20) will be re-opening soon as a no-tourney DM arena!  If you enjoy arena 
play without tournament interference, this arena is for you!  Only rookie teams may 
enter this arena, and all managers must sign the "no-tourney" pledge.  Turn 0 is due 
on May 4 (overviews only) and Turn 1 is due on May 18.  

To avoid confusion, all old inactive teams which were in Seam have travelled to 
Mazgourrah (DM 77). 

Seam is the newest arena to join the no-tourney group of arenas and will process on 
opposite weeks with Shadowspire (DM 81), the original no-tourney arena.  Other no-
tourney arenas include Telorinthe (DM 83), a slow arena, and Storm Rock (DM 107), for 
ADM warriors.  

Join in the fun!  Send in your new rollup along with the pledge soon so you can get in 
on the ground floor of this new arena!

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                               NO-TOURNEY ARENA PLEDGE

    * I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a tournament, nor 
      will I use a tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
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      preclude my running less than a full team, I will notify the Player Committee.
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