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Date   : 11/13/2014    Duedate: 11/26/2014

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 650

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 2378 1364  20 63.5      BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1431
    MIDDLE ITALY 9/1360                         DEADLY RAGE II 72/1418
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713
    VIKING LINGO 84/1405                        FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                       FEAR FACTORY III 82/1421
    IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367                       KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       EXTREME AGGRESSION 18/1415
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                     8 CHEERS 47/1425       184  230   1 44.4
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      BLOOD IRON 98/1274
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     KILLER TUNES 65/1116
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                   9 HABIT 78/1375       1026 1385  15 42.6
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 15/1398                     ASSORTED 32/578
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    UNDER DURESS 64/743
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                 10 ONE MAN GANG 35/802   56   83   0 40.3
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                    MAX'S MIRACLE 45/845
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
  2 WENSINWASIN 43/1023   19   15   0 55.9   11 G.O.L.F. 17/1410      29   43   1 40.3
  3 DEAD WE SUC 32/1336  288  239   2 54.6   12 HOUSE JHEREG 35/110   34   57   0 37.4
    SUPERIOR FORCES 40/1344                     ALMOST EXACTLY 29/45
  4 POSSE 65/1266         38   33   0 53.5      TAKE THE FIFTH 13/83
    POSSE 77/1419                            13 THE BONDS 49/774     947 2072  14 31.4
    BLOODSWORN 15/1426                          BAD APPLES 56/916
    DEATH PENALTY 33/1267                       THE FAMILY 43/772
    BLACK COLOSSUS 11/1434                      MIDDLE WAY 17/1058
    BLACK COLOSSUS 84/1432                      SWEET MAGIC 12/717
  5 BLOOD TITAN 82/1347  390  342   9 53.3      GREENWARDENS 15/770
  6 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1004  918  10 52.2      FAVORITE GUYS 61/863
    DARKLINGS 74/1160                           PUNNY AMINALS 16/708
  7 GWAR 70/691          503  539   8 48.3      SAND DANCERS 76/1185
    GWAR 77/1235                                SAND DANCERS 78/1212
    GWAR 82/1422                                CARDOW HUNTERS 29/1277
    D.R.I. 21/1416                              HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1022
    FEAR FACTORY 61/632                         CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1104
    MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433                         CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/1103
    WHO DA MAN? 12/1414                         CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/1131
    FEAR FACTORY 82/1420

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Well, Jorja said she would make time for personals, which is fine, but you know
what that means, don't you?  It means *I* don't have much time for the spy report!  I
hate it when that happens.
     Well, anyway, we had fights.  It was so COLD, but we did have fights.
     Guillotine got 52 points, going up.  Murderous Malno got 36 points, going down.
Different fights.
     Fear Factory was avoided by Devil Advocates.  Okay.  Losing Is Fun got the most
challenges.
     Fifty-nine fights total, twenty-two challenges, one of them tv, five standbys,
two deaths.

     KHORA THE SMALL (78-519) (154-148-3,275) of SAND DANCERS fought SERGE (32-3549)
(69-101-0,204) of ASSORTED.  KHORA THE SMALL slew SERGE in an action packed 1 minute
fight.  The non-challenge death.  I was told by one of the spotters that Serge made a
comment about foxes.  Well, don't.  Khora doesn't like it.

     KIERA (35-1646) (20-13-1,66) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged SAND MAGGOT (61-3397)
(21-15-1,87) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 21.  KIERA was narrowly defeated by SAND MAGGOT in
a 5 minute Challenge fight.  That sounds, like, really icky.
     ERNIE BIRDSLAYER (29-1497) (24-20-0,41) of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged LANI TYL
KOGAN (65-2804) (36-38-1,83) of CHAN CHI MONASTERY.  Up 42.  ERNIE BIRDSLAYER
devastated LANI TYL KOGAN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.  So much for saving
the endangered birds!
     EASY FEET (29-1416) (20-16-1,93) of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged FLYING PIG (41-
4605) (26-5-0,150) of HELL FROZEN OVER.  Up 57.  EASY FEET savagely defeated FLYING
PIG in an action packed 6 minute Challenge fray.  Now you know why that pig was
flying!
     REVANENT (15-4770) (29-22-2,137) of BLOODSWORN challenged SURGEON OF DEMISE (82-
7083) (24-17-1,151) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 44.  REVANENT beat SURGEON OF DEMISE in an
action packed 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.  I heard there was some kind of
personal grudge in this.
     JOE MAMA (21-6771) (28-14-0,121) of D.R.I. challenged NORM (47-6227) (25-31-
2,117) of CHEERS.  Down 4.  JOE MAMA bested NORM in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
So, was Mia Mama upset?  I mean, did she raise him to do this?

     BACARDI LIMON (12-5509) (22-25-0,164) of BLACKED OUT ON... challenged
JONATHANNIE (56-3747) (28-20-0,164) of BAD APPLES.  Straight across, a true Free
Blades challenge.  BACARDI LIMON overpowered JONATHANNIE in a 1 minute one-sided
Challenge match.  Brandied apples... I like them sometimes.  With umbrellas in them.
     COUNTER OFFER (84-25636) (31-13-0,179) of VIKING LINGO challenged XARA (78-2254)
(29-20-0,181) of SAND DANCERS.  Up 2.  COUNTER OFFER beat XARA in an exciting 1
minute Challenge match.  Counters are good, but so are table-tops.
     WHITE LION (35-859) (40-31-0,160) of RIFF-RAFF CREW challenged NINE INCH NAIL
(61-2273) (46-50-4,145) of FEAR FACTORY.  Down 15.  WHITE LION was viciously subdued
by NINE INCH NAIL in a 6 minute Challenge brawl.  Oh, ow!  Nailed to the wall with a
LONG nail!
     REPUGNANT (97-3677) (54-34-4,187) of SONS OF SATAN challenged THE SHADOW (61-
2742) (40-62-0,189) of FAVORITE GUYS.  Up 2.  REPUGNANT devastated THE SHADOW in an
exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.  Maybe so, but The Shadow KNOWS.
     GUILLOTINE (12-6588) (29-12-1,202) of BLADES OF TERROR challenged MUDVAYNE (61-
3039) (40-34-0,208) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 6.  GUILLOTINE viciously butchered MUDVAYNE
in an action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.  This one seems, well, right, you know?
Like, what else would a guillotine DO?

     ABSOLUTION (32-5301) (63-19-3,200) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged RAVEN EYES (12-
2709) (84-99-0,210) of SWEET MAGIC.  Up 10.  ABSOLUTION was demolished by RAVEN EYES
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.  It's the raven thing, i guess.
     ZOMBIE RAGE (84-15614) (22-13-0,184) of WIDE WORLD OF... challenged FRASIER (47-
6224) (30-27-0,184) of CHEERS.  Straight across.  ZOMBIE RAGE savagely defeated
FRASIER in a 1 minute Challenge competition.  Well, that's the way it is with
zombies.  They just reel around and savagely defeat people.
     WAILIN' VAN HALEN (35-845) (39-34-1,206) of RIFF-RAFF CREW challenged MOUSE
NOYLE (17-6252) (59-93-0,188) of MIDDLE WAY.  Down 18.  WAILIN' VAN HALEN overpowered
MOUSE NOYLE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  Is that like one of those
pesticaters that you plug into the wall (if you have the right kind of walls), and it
makes a noise people can't hear but the mice hate it?
     THE LION KING (35-4124) (42-21-0,198) of IN THE JUNGLE challenged PUNGENT STENCH
(61-2458) (64-42-2,197) of FEAR FACTORY.  Down 1.  THE LION KING viciously subdued
PUNGENT STENCH in a popular 15 minute Challenge duel.  Ha.  Have you ever smelled the
lion house at a zoo?
     PAM DEMONIUM (32-5551) (37-28-1,185) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged WISHI HADA
CLUE (9-787) (49-43-1,186) of THE MONGOLOIDS.  Up 1.  PAM DEMONIUM viciously subdued
WISHI HADA CLUE in a 5 minute Challenge duel.  No clues here.

     ACID BATH (33-7373) (32-14-1,197) of DEATH PENALTY challenged LOSING IS FUN (12-
6330) (39-28-1,192) of WHO DA MAN?.  Down 5.  ACID BATH was viciously subdued by
LOSING IS FUN in a 3 minute Challenge fight.  And Losing is so glad to, like, share
the fun, you know?
     COREY THE MOOSE (84-19615) (43-23-0,240) of DRAFT DODGERS challenged REAGANOMICS
(21-6182) (36-25-1,236) of D.R.I..  Down 4.  COREY THE MOOSE vanquished REAGANOMICS
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Mooses do that.  No respect for the people
who do "-nomics" type things.
     NOREASTER (35-3896) (94-39-2,223) of DIRT DEVILS challenged SEKHAT (7-2251) (80-
133-4,215) of CASTAWAYS.  Down 8.  NOREASTER overpowered SEKHAT in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Blew his ears inside out, I guess.  Cats hate
that.
     THE SICKLY DWARF (84-24303) (31-9-1,229) of MILWAUKEE RULES challenged PERSEUS
(72-1612) (74-50-1,220) of DEADLY RAGE II.  Down 9.  THE SICKLY DWARF lost to PERSEUS
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.  Apples, that's what the Dwarf needs.
Apples every day.
     WHIFF (3-7295) (33-18-1,216) of LEGIONS' OF HELL challenged PROPANE TORCH (61-
2524) (51-51-1,220) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 4.  WHIFF vanquished PROPANE TORCH in a 1
minute uneven Challenge battle.  I didn't know that could happen.  Blowing out the
torch, I mean.

The TV challenge:
     DESPERADO (77-2459) (55-27-2,225) of POSSE TV challenged DIJANNA (76-1992) (49-
55-1,247) of SAND DANCERS.  Up 22.  DESPERADO devastated DIJANNA in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight.  Ah.  Um.  I can't think of anything to say?

For the title:
     CROWN ROYAL (12-5507) (35-10-3,298) of BLACKED OUT ON... challenged BILBO
BAGGINNI (9-5508) (98-36-1,372) of MIDDLE ITALY.  Up 74.  CROWN ROYAL was subdued by
BILBO BAGGINNI in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.  A good try, Crown, and a
congratulations to Bilbo.

                                       Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508        99  36  1  391  MIDDLE ITALY (1360)        ZUKAL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443       48   8     340  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 KHORA THE SMALL 78-519      155 148  4  317  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745            279 138     291  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       44  20  1  259  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     44  23     259  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           30  12  2  254  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 KIMO 70-6089                 52  59  4  245  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 RAVEN EYES 12-2709           85  99     243  SWEET MAGIC (717)          RIZTAB
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129          64  66  2  239  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 PERSEUS 72-1612              75  50  1  237  DEADLY RAGE II (1418)      DRAGONHEAD
 NOREASTER 35-3896            95  39  2  236  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 DESPERADO 77-2459            56  27  2  235  POSSE (1419)               MAZGOURRAH
 WHIFF 3-7295                 34  18  1  226  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 GEARFRIED 43-4270            36  17     224  WENSINWASIN (1023)         VEASTIAN
 RIDDLER 61-1856              91  68  1  223  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113      49  42     222  FEAR FACTORY III (1421)    DWES EG
 SHADOW 84-26165              29  16     219  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 THE LION KING 35-4124        43  21     217  IN THE JUNGLE (1367)       MURSKA
 MARTIN BLANK 82-28434        94  30  1  216  BLOOD TITANS (1347)        DWES EG
 MORTIFICATION 61-2333        66  57  4  216  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     40  34  1  216  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            56  37     214  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086           69  43     212  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330        40  28  1  212  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MANIPULATOR 64-3490          58 135  6  210  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 CROWN ROYAL 12-5507          35  11  3  210  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 MOONJUMPER 16-3062           75 109  1  208  PUNNY AMINALS (708)        WILLAF
 SEGUE 13-5394                56  27     205  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 SEKHAT 7-2251                80 134  4  204  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        102 116  3  202  HABIT (1375)               LIN TIRIAN
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413      33  30  1  202  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458       64  43  2  201  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 MUDVAYNE 61-3039             40  35     201  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    31  10  1  201  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914          72 102  1  200  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 CEDAR 29-4319                40  61  2  200  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR
 REPUGNANT 97-3677            55  34  4  199  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 SERGE 32-3549                69 102     198  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 ARGUMENT 64-3915             81  93     197  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 DIJANNA 76-1992              49  56  1  197  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         38  28  1  197  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SANDMAN 74-2896              99 131  3  195  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      62  69  2  195  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          36  26  1  195  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 ROOSTER 65-1414              34  30  1  195  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        51  52  1  194  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 ACID BATH 33-7373            32  15  1  193  DEATH PENALTY (1267)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         23  13     192  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 ABSOLUTION 32-5301           63  20  3  191  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 COUNTER OFFER 84-25636       32  13     191  VIKING LINGO (1405)        BLACKSTONE
 DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187         49  21  1  190  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    46  30  1  190  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 WILLY LIV 9-2930             43  29  2  188  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 JACK FLASH 29-107            41  35     188  ALMOST EXACTLY (45)        LAPUR
 WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787        49  44  1  186  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179          30  10  1  186  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 SERIAL MURDERER 9-990        42  63     185  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252          59  94     183  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR
 THE SHADOW 61-2742           40  63     183  FAVORITE GUYS (863)        JURINE
 LUCK DEVIL 15-5162           35  26  1  183  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398)     MALCORN
 FRASIER 47-6224              30  28     182  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      43  58  4  180  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 XARA 78-2254                 29  21     180  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 BACARDI LIMON 12-5509        23  25     179  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105        25  14  1  176  FEAR FACTORY II (1411)     DWES EG
 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130     56  67  3  175  GWAR (691)                 SENTERN
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          21   4     175  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 MURDEROUS MALNO 78-1589      40  76     174  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 PYG 98-1120                  17  14  4  174  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL
 LASH LARUE 43-3806           43  36     171  THE FAMILY (772)           VEASTIAN
 BILL P. GORE 32-5114         33   6  1  171  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 TREEFROG 15-4177             45  83     167  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    37  38  1  167  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273       47  50  4  166  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114          32  28  1  163  SUPERIOR FORCES (1344)     ZENSU
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           25   6  1  163  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 PAUL 47-6861                 22   9  2  157  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372     37  33     156  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          88 158  2  154  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 REVANENT 15-4770             30  22  2  154  BLOODSWORN (1426)          MALCORN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JONATHANNIE 56-3747          28  21     154  BAD APPLES (916)           ROCANIS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHITE LION 35-859            40  32     150  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 SCOVELLIE 53-6579            34  40  2  146  CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103)  KHALHUMS
 SURGEON OF DEMISE 82-7083    24  18  1  141  FEAR FACTORY (1420)        DWES EG
 EASY FEET 29-1416            21  16  1  141  ALMOST EXACTLY (45)        LAPUR
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      26  20  1  130  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 SAVORY 32-4143               70  77  1  127  DEAD WE SUCK (1336)        ARVAT
 AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975   27  23  1  126  EXTREME AGGRESSION (1415)  TALCAMA
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             29  14     125  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     28  22  2  125  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 HALLAM 76-2369               27  47     122  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
 VARINA FIREHAIR 78-1404      33  46     121  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
-TECKLA KING 35-786           30  16  1  121  HOUSE JHEREG (110)         MURSKA
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           26   6     117  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 NORM 47-6227                 25  32  2  117  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      22  17  1  117  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 PING 17-3787                 25  14  1  109  G.O.L.F. (1410)            ALJAFIR
 FEZZIK 45-814                21   9     102  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       22  19     100  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 PETER BOND 49-3089           31  46      95  THE BONDS (774)            VITHICAR
-CLAYTON LONETREE 13-797      20  13      95  TAKE THE FIFTH (83)        DULLENS
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          22  15  1   94  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CARLA 47-6225                31  26  1   89  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         22   5      84  BAAL'S MINIONS (1431)      NORTH FORK
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       18   8  1   83  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)    ZUWAYZA
 BLACK DOMINO 58-6062         32  27  1   78  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104)   DELARQ TOR
-DONNA RICE 13-795            22  10  2   77  TAKE THE FIFTH (83)        DULLENS
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         20  19  1   77  ONE MAN GANG (802)         MURSKA
 ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497     25  20      73  ALMOST EXACTLY (45)        LAPUR
-STEELHORSE 65-6900           22   6  2   72  POSSE (1266)               DAL SHANG
 KIERA 35-1646                20  14  1   71  HOUSE JHEREG (110)         MURSKA
 SANDY 1-6821                 24  64  1   63  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022)   MORDANT
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         19  20  1   58  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
-ISSOLAN SMILE 35-1497        19  16  2   57  HOUSE JHEREG (110)         MURSKA
 LANI TYL KOGAN 65-2804       36  39  1   53  CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1131)  DAL SHANG
-BLASPHEMY 32-5332             9   1  1   29  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
SERGE 32-3549             69 102  0 ASSORTED 578           KHORA THE SMALL 78-519    650
MUDVAYNE 61-3039          40  35  0 FEAR FACTORY 632       GUILLOTINE 12-6588        650

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Zombie Rage -- You learn pretty well, considering you're undead and all. -- White
Lion

Newt Rockne --That victory was for The Gipper. -- Wailin'

Joe Mama -- Your mama's so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a shake on layaway.
-- Slice Construct

     And it was only vanilla, too!

Clayton Lonetree -- Normally, if I hit you once, you don't get the chance to swing
back.  You fight pretty good, for a wee little thing. -- Suicide King

Steelhorse -- It's not my fault I'm the biggest and the strongest. I don't even
exercise! -- Fezzik

Flying Pig -- Shoo!  Hate it when I'm too hotly engaged to draw my backp. --
Sleepwalker

Manipulator -- You're a masseuse by trade?  I could use a good back rub. -- Nightcap

     But you'd want the back back afterwards, wouldn't you?

Counter Offer -- Got to say, I was pretty scared to find myself facing someone as
short as you. -- Sekhat

S. Mary Rose -- Ouch!  And you got even better with a very good train!  *marks down
who to avoid next time* -- Sandman

Riff-Raff -- And I thank you.  Some days, I just do NOT have the time.  Who scheduled
nine arenas to run on the same day?  It's insane. -- Jorja
P.S.  I still don't have the time, but I'm going to let some of 'em do personals
ANYWAY.  So there!

Easy Feet -- I don't know about easy, but they were darned COLD feet. -- Black Domino
P.S.  I almost wish I could've gone to the tourney.  I miss Delarq Tor, and I don't
think Olaf really did it justice.

Debby Tonte and Marei -- Of course I know what they say about apples, I are one!
They say, "Hit your opponent with green apples, and then DO IT AGAIN." -- Jonathannie

     Is that what they say?  I must have heard it wrong.

Savory -- You aren't. -- Lash Larue

Cannibal Corpse -- Isn't it amazing what the light of a waxing moon can do? --
Moonjumper

Martin Blank -- Curse you! -- Murderous Malno
P.S.  I would go into detail, but my teammates are being picky about it.

Ernie Birdslayer -- Shame on you!  Those birds were ENDANGERED, they're nearing
extinction, and all because of YOU. -- Lani tyl Kogan

Flesh Hunter -- Huh, I wish Debby Tonte had shared her lunch with us! -- Peter Bond

Luck Devil -- You've got luck, sure enough, but it isn't GOOD luck. -- Dijanna

Shadow -- Yes, definitely a colder shadow this month. -- Cedar

Flattus Maximus -- Well, you flattened me to the maximus. -- Mouse Noyle

Absolution -- Ha.  I don't BELIEVE in absolution.  You do wrong, you have to PAY. --
Khora the Small

Bilbo Bagginni -- Thank the Lady you won!  I just don't have it in me to be a
duelmaster.  Or a lord marshall. -- Raven Eyes

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DESPERADO devastated DIJANNA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
WHIFF vanquished PROPANE TORCH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
CROWN ROYAL was subdued by BILBO BAGGINNI in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
THE SICKLY DWARF lost to PERSEUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
NOREASTER overpowered SEKHAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
COREY THE MOOSE vanquished REAGANOMICS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ACID BATH was viciously subdued by LOSING IS FUN in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
PAM DEMONIUM viciously subdued WISHI HADA CLUE in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
THE LION KING viciously subdued PUNGENT STENCH in a popular 15 minute Challenge duel.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN overpowered MOUSE NOYLE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
ZOMBIE RAGE savagely defeated FRASIER in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
ABSOLUTION was demolished by RAVEN EYES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GUILLOTINE viciously butchered MUDVAYNE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
REPUGNANT devastated THE SHADOW in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
WHITE LION was viciously subdued by NINE INCH NAIL in a 6 minute Challenge brawl.
COUNTER OFFER beat XARA in a exciting 1 minute Challenge match.
BACARDI LIMON overpowered JONATHANNIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
JOE MAMA bested NORM in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
REVANENT beat SURGEON OF DEMISE in a action packed 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.
EASY FEET savagely defeated FLYING PIG in a action packed 6 minute Challenge fray.
ERNIE BIRDSLAYER devastated LANI TYL KOGAN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
KIERA was narrowly defeated by SAND MAGGOT in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
DONKEY HOTAY was overpowered by KIMO in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SHADOW subdued CEDAR in a exciting 2 minute melee.
KNUCKLE JAW vanquished HEADLESS NORSEMAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
RIDDLER beat THE SALAMINIZER in a action packed 3 minute brutal competition.
KHORA THE SMALL slew SERGE in a action packed 1 minute fight.
NIGHTCAP overcame MANIPULATOR in a exciting 1 minute fight.
CONTROVERSY was savagely defeated by SEGUE in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
TRUST BUSTER 1 beat MOONJUMPER in a action packed 3 minute brutal bout.
ARGUMENT was devastated by RETROVIRUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
WILLY LIV was demolished by MORTIFICATION in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
JERK O'LANTERN viciously subdued S. MARY ROSE in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
MARTIN BLANK handily defeated TWIGGY RAMEIZ in a popular 4 minute gory uneven match.
TIA MATTE vanquished FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
MAYLA TYL CRENA viciously subdued DREHVIN in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.
GEARFRIED demolished ROOSTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
MURDEROUS MALNO slimly lost to SERIAL MURDERER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute duel.
JACK FLASH was overpowered by SAINTS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SANDMAN handily defeated TREEFROG in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched melee.
LUCK DEVIL defeated CROUCHING HAMSTER in a popular 1 minute battle.
3 FISTED RAT BOY was vanquished by HELYSE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER was viciously subdued by LASH LARUE in a 2 minute bout.
CANNIBAL CORPSE demolished SLICE CONSTRUCT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
PYG demolished SCOVELLIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
SUBTERFUGE handily defeated HALLAM in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
NEWT ROCKNE devastated BELA LUGOSI in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PAUL demolished SAVORY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched battle.
BILL P. GORE overpowered KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1 minute uneven bout.
APOCALYPSE bested VARINA FIREHAIR in a popular 1 minute fight.
JUSTIN CREDIBLE was devastated by HELYSE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
AGENT OF BRUTALITY was overpowered by SLEEPWALKER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CARLA was savagely defeated by SADDAM A GO-GO in a exciting 4 minute bloody conflict.
FEZZIK overpowered FLAME SPIDER in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
PING savagely defeated PUTRID DEFILER in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
VEXTHORNE overpowered SUICIDE KING in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLACK DOMINO viciously subdued LUCIFREYJA in a 5 minute brutal match.
PETER BOND luckily beat ROSELLA in a popular 9 minute gory duel.
FLESH HUNTER unbelievably bested SANDY in a action packed 5 minute bloody match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      26         PARRY-LUNGE       26 -  11 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         AIMED BLOW       143 - 109 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         TOTAL PARRY       48 -  38 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         LUNGING ATTACK   107 -  90 -  2      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   10         PARRY-STRIKE      27 -  24 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         SLASHING ATTACK   41 -  41 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         BASHING ATTACK    38 -  43 -  2      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         STRIKING ATTACK   50 -  64 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     39 -  57 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         WALL OF STEEL     43 -  74 -  0      37  |

Turn 650 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  5         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        20 -  6     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  5         1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  6     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  7         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  7         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     6 - 14         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508      99  36  1  391 MIDDLE ITALY (1360)
BASHING ATTACK   KHORA THE SMALL 78-519    155 148  4  317 SAND DANCERS (1212)
PARRY-LUNGE      NIGHTCAP 74-2745          279 138  0  291 DARKLINGS (1160)
LUNGING ATTACK   JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742     44  20  1  259 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
SLASHING ATTACK  KIMO 70-6089               52  59  4  245 FEAR FACTORY IV (713)
STRIKING ATTACK  RAVEN EYES 12-2709         85  99  0  243 SWEET MAGIC (717)
WALL OF STEEL    PERSEUS 72-1612            75  50  1  237 DEADLY RAGE II (1418)
PARRY-STRIKE     MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113    49  42  0  222 FEAR FACTORY III (1421)
TOTAL PARRY      RETROVIRUS 70-6086         69  43  0  212 FEAR FACTORY IV (713)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CEDAR 29-4319              40  61  2  200 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)

The overall popularity leader is NIGHTCAP 74-2745.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MURDEROUS MALNO 78-1589.  The ten other most popular fighters were PUNGENT 
STENCH 61-2458, THE LION KING 35-4124, NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273, LOSING IS FUN 12-6330, 
WHITE LION 35-859, MARTIN BLANK 82-28434, EASY FEET 29-1416, SAND MAGGOT 61-3397, 
TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443, and SANDY 1-6821.

The least popular fighter this week was AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were BELA LUGOSI 40-4114, SCOVELLIE 53-6579, JACK FLASH 
29-107, JONATHANNIE 56-3747, PROPANE TORCH 61-2524, DIJANNA 76-1992, SUICIDE KING 
35-3104, JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514, KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173, and SAVORY 32-4143.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            2  2 0  JURINE(61)           5  6 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            5  3 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  3 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  2 0  MURSKA(35)           3  3 0  SENTERN(70)          2  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           4  1 1  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        3  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  0 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         0  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       2  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  3 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  4 1  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          3  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  3 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SANDY 1-6821                24  64  1   63  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022)   MORDANT
 WHIFF 3-7295                34  18  1  226  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SEKHAT 7-2251               80 134  4  204  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508       99  36  1  391  MIDDLE ITALY (1360)        ZUKAL
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588          30  12  2  254  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394               56  27  0  205  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 LUCK DEVIL 15-5162          35  26  1  183  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398)     MALCORN
 MOONJUMPER 16-3062          75 109  1  208  PUNNY AMINALS (708)        WILLAF
 MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252         59  94  0  183  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR
 AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975  27  23  1  126  EXTREME AGGRESSION (1415)  TALCAMA
 DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187        49  21  1  190  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182         36  26  1  195  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 CEDAR 29-4319               40  61  2  200  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443      48   8  0  340  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742      44  20  1  259  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 NOREASTER 35-3896           95  39  2  236  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114         32  28  1  163  SUPERIOR FORCES (1344)     ZENSU
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          26   6  0  117  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 GEARFRIED 43-4270           36  17  0  224  WENSINWASIN (1023)         VEASTIAN
 FEZZIK 45-814               21   9  0  102  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 FRASIER 47-6224             30  28  0  182  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 PETER BOND 49-3089          31  46  0   95  THE BONDS (774)            VITHICAR
 SCOVELLIE 53-6579           34  40  2  146  CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103)  KHALHUMS
 JONATHANNIE 56-3747         28  21  0  154  BAD APPLES (916)           ROCANIS
 BLACK DOMINO 58-6062        32  27  1   78  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104)   DELARQ TOR
 RIDDLER 61-1856             91  68  1  223  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 MANIPULATOR 64-3490         58 135  6  210  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413     33  30  1  202  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 KIMO 70-6089                52  59  4  245  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 PERSEUS 72-1612             75  50  1  237  DEADLY RAGE II (1418)      DRAGONHEAD
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745           279 138  0  291  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 DIJANNA 76-1992             49  56  1  197  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         64  66  2  239  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 KHORA THE SMALL 78-519     155 148  4  317  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     49  42  0  222  FEAR FACTORY III (1421)    DWES EG
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615    44  23  0  259  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           55  34  4  199  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 PYG 98-1120                 17  14  4  174  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the 
Commission.  Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be 
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.