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Date   : 10/29/2026    Duedate: 11/11/2026

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 959

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 CAFE ERDMAN 12/1582 8438 3906  55 68.4    5 BIG LAKE PU 28/1477   85   96   1 47.0
    GLEBE DWEEBS 16/1565                        BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/32
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                      6 THE LAWMEN 12/292     70   86   0 44.9
    HELL'S CHOIR 25/1710                      7 DARQUE FORC 45/1692  108  134   3 44.6
    RAGIN CAJUNS 11/1672                        DARQUE FORCES 47/1693
    GREEN DISEASE 12/1695                       THOUSAND SONS 19/1719
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       DARQUE FORCES II 50/1694
    SATAN'S SWARM 35/1551                     8 GUESS 98/1558        967 1232  12 44.0
    TAMPA TERRORS 19/1570                       MOMMA'S BOY 84/1600
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      RETRIBUTION 31/1541
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      COCONUT ARMY 95/1518
    HELL'S KITCHEN 36/1614                      BUBBA'S FILTH 84/1684
    SATAN'S SAINTS 63/1566                      DEATH BY DESIGN 32/1407
    SATAN'S WHALES 19/1599                      MUTANT ALLIANCE 86/1690
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     V FOR VOLUPTOUS 41/1613
    BRINGER OF DEATH 14/1547                    BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK 47/1530
    DEVIL'S CAULDRON 24/1678                    EVAN'S SUPER SMASH 30/1605
    HELL'S BARFIENDS 63/1606                    OPERATION: SANDMAN 17/1555
    EVIL EASTER BUNNY 84/1552                   TROPICAL TERRORS 2 96/1647
    SATAN'S RENEGADES 63/1656                 9 MYTHOS 7 73/1612     858 1120  15 43.4
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   MYTHOS 14 73/1571
    SATAN'S APOCALYPSE 97/1562                  JUDGEMENT 1 73/1726
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 JUDGEMENT 7 73/1675
    HERO OF NEW ORLEANS 78/1686                 JUDGEMENT 20 73/1727
    SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY 97/1611                 EASTERN HORDES 12/1576
  2 WARLORD 86/1740      935  848  10 52.4      SWORD HEROES 5 73/1728
    WARLORDS 20/1700                            EASTERN HORDE 3 73/1696
    LORDS OF DOOM 35/1557                       EASTERN HORDE 4 73/1725
    PHILANTHROPISTS 1/1730                      LUDUS MAGNUS CC 73/1634
    PHILANTHROPISTS 35/510                      LUDUS MAGNUS CD 73/1670
    PHILANTHROPISTS 25/1702                     LUDUS MAGNUS XIX 73/1669
    PHILANTHROPISTS 29/1350                     EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 73/1608
    PHILANTHROPISTS 33/1380                     DYNASTY WARIORS III 73/1689
    PHILANTHROPISTS 41/1732                     DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU 73/1674
    PHILANTHROPISTS 56/1271                  10 KHOR'S GRUN 85/1638  167  222   0 42.9
    PHILANTHROPISTS 60/1381                     W.S.W.I.B.G.C. 84/1637
    PHILANTHROPISTS 69/1227                     KHOR'S INDIGENOUS 97/1640
    PHILANTHROPISTS 81/1549                     DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 62/1632
    PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948                    KHORS PRAETORIANS I 6/1622
    PHILANTHROPISTS II 9/1739                12 THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48  387  541   1 41.7
    PHILANTHROPISTS13 84/1736                   ROMAN EMPIRE 37/1455
    PHILANTHROPISTS17 84/1384                   THE MONGOLOIDS II 81/1463
    PHILANTHROPISTS39 84/1715                13 DUREX 100 43/1697    194  284   1 40.6
    PHILANTHROPISTS42 84/1717                   SNOW FORT 47/1653
    PHILANTHROPISTS II 85/1709                  XXX BANDITS 33/1452
  3 REDHORSE 56/823     1314 1360  11 49.1   15 MONGOL HORDE 31/565   22   43   0 33.8
    CASTAWAYS 65/1369                           TOILET GHOSTS 53/1731
    DARKLINGS 74/1160                        16 BASH BROS B 28/1660  114  261   2 30.4
  4 ARENA FELINE 9/1063  113  126   1 47.3      BASH BROS PARK 47/1665
    ARENA FELINES 12/857                        BASH BROS OCEAN 31/1661
    ARENA FELINES 16/1067                       BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/1659
    ARENA FELINES 33/1054                    17 DEMONIC CHI 19/1643   15   35   0 30.0
    ARENA FELINES 61/1059                       THE DEMONIC PICKLES 33/1523

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    ARENA FELINES II 12/1064

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Another turn in Free Blades and further proof that some warriors really ought to 
reconsider their career choices. I've been reviewing the fights with a bottle of 
something allegedly distilled, and I can confidently report that the liquor has shown 
considerably better judgment than several of our combatants.  I have never met a 
problem I couldn't improve with just more drink, so take a swig and let's get through 
this turn's action.

Lime Lizard remains Lord-Marshall after making short work of Lucius Cataline in a one-
minute title fight. The Roman apparently marched into battle expecting glory and 
discovered instead that lizards can dismantle an empire. Lime Lizard now sits at 1,176 
recognition points. At this rate, the Commission may need to build a taller throne. Or 
a smaller arena.

The challenges provided considerably more entertainment. Patience demonstrated the 
virtue of his name by viciously subduing Sheet With Eyes in three minutes, collecting 
a remarkable 116 recognition points in the process. That's enough to make a grown 
manager weep. Sheet With Eyes, meanwhile, may wish to invest in eyelids. Mad Dog Russo 
demolished Chester Cheetah in a minute, proving that cats and dogs still haven't 
settled their differences. Wyatt Earp dispatched Louis Cyphre, while Viscious Hate 
took six minutes to narrowly defeat Exousia. I admire a warrior who can maintain 
hatred for that long. I generally lose interest after three minutes unless someone 
owes me money.

Elsewhere, Wind Rain viciously defeated Bear Grylls, Sleepwalker demolished Ferocity, 
and Mykul made short work of Malediction. Loom also upset Evangelina, costing the 
latter 27 recognition points. That's a rather expensive lesson in underestimating 
one's opponent. And then there's Strange Brew, who spent a whopping twenty-three 
minutes defeating Arunda Rocktroll. Twenty-three minutes! I've attended weddings that 
ended sooner, although admittedly with roughly the same amount of suffering. Strange 
Brew earned the distinction of being the turn's least popular fighter. An honor richly 
deserved.

On the political side, Philanthropists II was the most avoided team, with The Demonic 
Pickles doing the most avoiding. Apparently even pickles have survival instincts. 
Chester Cheetah was the most challenged warrior, which makes Mad Dog Russo's 
demolition of him particularly unfortunate. Popularity is a dangerous business around 
here. Makados earned the turn's popularity crown after a bloody nine-minute victory 
over Call Me Lot. Nine minutes of enthusiastic violence, and the crowd loved every 
second. Free Blades has never been accused of possessing refined tastes.

We have not put a spotlight on our stylemasters in quite some time, so let's turn our 
attention to the distinguished masters of their respective fighting styles. Ten 
warriors who have risen above their peers through discipline, experience, and, in 
several cases, an alarming refusal to die.

Lunging Attack: Lime Lizard (105-93-4, 1176), Coconut Army. Our Lord-Marshall is also 
the leading lunger. Apparently, being the best at stabbing things quickly has certain 
professional advantages.

Total Parry: Aquinas (124-34-2, 426), Satan's Saints. Narrowly defeated Chaos in a 
seven-minute struggle. A fitting performance for someone whose philosophy seems to be 
that the other fellow will eventually get tired.

Aimed Blow: Patience (62-56-1, 377), Philanthropists. The spectacular victory over 
Sheet With Eyes proves that patience really is a virtue. Especially when rewarded with 
116 points.

Parry-Riposte: Mad Dog Russo (183-45-1, 346), Man or Beast? An impressive record and a 
thorough dismantling of Chester Cheetah. That performance had considerably more dog 
than man.

Bashing Attack: Eat It Raw (97-117-1, 298), Bubba's Clam Shack. Obliterated Satan's 
Whiskers in a minute. His losing record suggests that the menu occasionally bites 
back.

Striking Attack: Vindicator (41-58-0, 244), Retribution. Overpowered Bill P. Gore in 
one minute. A fine display of decisive violence from a warrior who could use a few 
more decisions like that.

Slashing Attack: Ferocious Flea (95-37-1, 220), Satan's Swarm. Made quick work of 
Seaweed. Remarkable how much trouble something so small can cause. Reminds me of my 
last bar tab.

Parry-Strike: Ertl Wisestaff (40-27-2, 213), Philanthropists17. Devastated Tub of Lard 
in two minutes. That's an impressive feat of both swordsmanship and cardiovascular 
endurance.

Wall of Steel: Sprain (58-64-0, 212), Bash Bros Body. Savagely defeated Gog in three 
minutes. A warrior named Sprain representing Bash Bros Body is either excellent 
branding or a confession.

Parry-Lunge: Chaos (74-106-1, 210), Eastern Hordes. Lost a grueling seven-minute fight 
to Aquinas but remains the stylemaster. Sometimes surviving long enough to lose is an 
accomplishment in itself.

And with that, I shall retire to my favorite tavern. I've discovered that after 
studying 79 fights, the difference between a brilliant strategist and a complete idiot 
becomes much harder to spot. Fortunately, the distinction between a full bottle and an 
empty one remains perfectly clear. Until next turn, ya bums!

                                          -- Huard DePriest

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIME LIZARD 95-404          105  93  4 1176  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AQUINAS 63-3480             124  34  2  426  SATAN'S SAINTS (1566)      AMEN-TEI
 TYRANNICAL TICK 35-4786     152  20  1  407  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 PATIENCE 35-2005             62  56  1  377  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       183  45  1  346  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         245 310  3  316  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287       78  22  0  307  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 AGITATOR 63-3702             54  21  0  304  SATAN'S RENEGADES (1656)   AMEN-TEI
 WYATT EARP 12-2168           44  22  1  301  THE LAWMEN (292)           RIZTAB
 EAT IT RAW 47-7996           97 117  1  298  BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (1530)  NORTH FORK
 MYKUL 81-1018                50  65  0  276  THE MONGOLOIDS II (1463)   SHADOWSPIRE
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420         272  60  0  260  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 WIND RAIN 85-1832            28  18  0  259  PHILANTHROPISTS II (1709)  JASPER GULCH
 COLOMBIAN OVERLORD 19-5855  118  27  1  257  TAMPA TERRORS (1570)       ZUWAYZA
 SLANDER 97-7889             120  39  4  256  SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)  SHADOW GROVE
 COURAGE 32-6353             142  44  1  255  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 D. DIRK WANN 32-7161         89  25  2  254  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250     226  94  2  244  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 VINDICATOR 31-5950           41  58  0  244  RETRIBUTION (1541)         CHIMLEVTAL
 SNOW CRAB LEGS 97-9095       66  32  5  239  SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY (1611) SHADOW GROVE
 BRENNANS 11-8735             47  21  0  235  RAGIN CAJUNS (1672)        ARUAK CITY
 GOADRIC 84-9088              22  10  3  231  PHILANTHROPISTS39 (1715)   BLACKSTONE
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712        37  23  1  230  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
 OEDIPUT REX 84-53194         54  55  1  228  MOMMA'S BOY (1600)         BLACKSTONE
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711          277  59  1  227  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 MAKADOS 29-4704              44  39  0  227  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629          36  18  0  225  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
 DRAGONOV 85-1483             82  72  0  222  KHOR'S GRUNTS (1638)       JASPER GULCH
 JANUARY O. IRONTAIL 84-25625148  23  1  220  EVIL EASTER BUNNY (1552)   BLACKSTONE
 FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982       95  37  1  220  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 SUPER MAC 30-5685            52  64  0  219  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156        61  51  1  218  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 DC MANGLER 16-6616           98  66  0  213  GLEBE DWEEBS (1565)        WILLAF
 LETHAL LOCUST 35-4790        43  14  0  213  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570       40  27  2  213  PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)   BLACKSTONE
 SPRAIN 28-5195               58  64  0  212  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186       32  50  3  212  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 BOOMING BARITONE 25-6687     22   6  0  212  HELL'S CHOIR (1710)        LYRATILAN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TICKLES 9-3486              142 306  1  210  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 CHAOS 12-7652                74 106  1  210  EASTERN HORDES (1576)      RIZTAB
 CHESTER CHEETAH 12-1552      64  43  1  210  ARENA FELINES (857)        RIZTAB
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179           63  45  1  210  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
-ALDALDON 56-3913             61  44  1  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 DECLAWED CALICO 12-1440      53  57  1  210  ARENA FELINES (857)        RIZTAB
 SHANKS PONY 56-3854          49 154  0  210  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 PERICLES 73-7818             39  69  0  210  LUDUS MAGNUS CC (1634)     ERINIKA
 ZHANG FEI 73-9900            37  35  0  210  DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU (1674)ERINIKA
 THE MAYTAL 35-3644           34  12  0  210  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581           29  31  3  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 ONYB ENGLVAR 81-903          29  32  0  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 ZENOS 84-10720               25  10  0  210  PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1716)   BLACKSTONE
 ANOMALY 86-24847             23  19  1  210  MUTANT ALLIANCE (1690)     STORM POINT
 SIR GARLON 73-7400           58  86  0  209  MYTHOS 7 (1612)            ERINIKA
 SEGUE 13-5394               213  71  1  208  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565      33  22  3  206  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415          66 101  1  205  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697       44  53  0  205  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 UBERMENSCH II 32-6227        41  80  3  205  DEATH BY DESIGN (1407)     ARVAT
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682           38  29  1  205  PHILANTHROPISTS (1702)     LYRATILAN
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794         36  26  0  205  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 UNSANCTIFIED 32-7029        139  54  2  204  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 FERMIUS THE GAUL 37-1157     56  50  0  204  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 WICKED WASP 35-4784         114  64  1  203  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823          58 104  4  203  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         57 111  2  203  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (1659)   WILLAF
 VISCIOUS HATE 28-5277        41  53  2  203  BIG LAKE PURE (1477)       MORYA
 RAVIOLI WIZARD 12-7600      106  31  1  202  CAFE ERDMANO (1582)        RIZTAB
 LOUIS CYPHRE 32-7573         39  10  1  202  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 FRENZY 47-9949               31  26  0  202  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740     269  54  0  200  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SEAWEED 31-6370              87  77  2  200  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 ICECLAW 65-3364              76 143  0  200  CASTAWAYS (1369)           DAL SHANG
 COUSIN PAPA SMURF 73-4944    59  64  0  200  EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (1608)  ERINIKA
 ARMAGEDDON 32-7059          113  31  3  199  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 URSULA 45-3713               34  36  1  199  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 SUN SHANGXIANG 73-9894       32  36  1  199  DYNASTY WARIORS III (1689) ERINIKA
 TWILIGHT 86-31614            47  22  1  198  HELL'S DARKNESS (1673)     STORM POINT
 MIST MARIE 81-1322           55  37  0  196  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185         179  75  0  195  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 CALL ME LOT 33-8862          40  57  0  194  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 LEPERCHAUN 12-8017           30  16  0  194  GREEN DISEASE (1695)       RIZTAB
 FURBALL 61-3002              27  19  3  194  ARENA FELINES (1059)       JURINE
 GNARL HAND ORC 35-4687       22  12  0  194  LORDS OF DOOM (1557)       MURSKA
 LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371      54  62  2  193  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 ISHTAR 73-7944               36  40  1  193  MYTHOS 14 (1571)           ERINIKA
 EXOUSIA 73-9420              33  41  1  193  JUDGEMENT 7 (1675)         ERINIKA
 MALEDICTION 32-6998         148  53  0  191  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LADY VASHJ 84-27862          23  45  0  191  W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (1637)      BLACKSTONE
 FEROCITY 32-6259            165  53  0  190  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 BILL P. GORE 32-5114         58  39  1  190  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 DJAIK 9-589                  58  85  2  189  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 GOG 14-5296                 119 105  2  188  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
 SALT WATER 31-7012           40  59  1  188  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
-SHOCHU 16-4912               33  40  2  185  YAMABUSHI (1564)           WILLAF
 TUB OF LARD 19-5990          73  51  0  183  SATAN'S WHALES (1599)      ZUWAYZA
 SATAN'S WHISKERS 63-3613     62  60  4  182  HELL'S BARFIENDS (1606)    AMEN-TEI
 OBSCENITY 84-33352           32  34  0  182  BUBBA'S FILTH (1684)       BLACKSTONE
 MELANROH 20-402              29  28  2  182  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM
 UGLY ART 47-9458             44  53  0  181  BASH BROS PARK (1665)      NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BESTIARII 73-7746            43  53  0  180  LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (1669)    ERINIKA
 VEXED VIKING 35-3641         31  28  0  178  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 HAWKINS 47-8949              41  25  0  176  SNOW FORT (1653)           NORTH FORK
 EYE OF THE TIGER 33-6780     26  14  1  176  ARENA FELINES (1054)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 THE OGRE TROLL 20-434        27  24  0  175  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM
 NEMESIS PRIME 47-10643       26  16  1  175  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK
 WYL WILDLEAF 84-9103         23   6  4  175  PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1717)   BLACKSTONE
 HEADACHE 28-5609             68  90  1  174  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 NALENTHU 56-3909             20  16  0  173  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 LOVE SACRIFICE 31-1896       31  43  3  167  MONGOL HORDE (565)         CHIMLEVTAL
 HIAWATHA 97-7160             26  20  4  157  KHOR'S INDIGENOUS (1640)   SHADOW GROVE
 ATALAN 60-7656               27  17  0  155  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 NOSFERATU 33-9191            28  27  1  154  THE DEMONIC PICKLES (1523) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 LINDSEY LOU 33-8930          42  54  1  153  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VOICE ROCK 33-10683          25  33  1  149  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-CALAMITY JANE 12-1867        31  29  0  148  THE LAWMEN (292)           RIZTAB
 THE ADJUDICATOR 33-9804      44  55  0  146  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FELIX 16-4413                33  20  1  144  ARENA FELINES (1067)       WILLAF
 WYM WILDLEAF 84-7549         19  11  2  142  PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1736)   BLACKSTONE
 TROUNCING TORTASHELL 33-6332 32  21  0  137  ARENA FELINES (1054)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DRAVENDER 60-7655            25  16  0  137  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 WAR MAIDEN 45-4743           43  53  1  135  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 DAVROS 33-9753               28  22  0  135  THE DEMONIC PICKLES (1523) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 IOSIO 1-7834                 25   6  1  133  PHILANTHROPISTS (1730)     MORDANT
-JUDGE DREDD 12-1930          33  21  0  132  THE LAWMEN (292)           RIZTAB
 SCREWFACE 33-6829            29  13  1  130  PHILANTHROPISTS (1380)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 BAGUL 33-8733                29  29  0  130  THE DEMONIC PICKLES (1523) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 QUIRMY 73-10027              33  23  0  124  SWORD HEROES 5 (1728)      ERINIKA
 PUMMELING PUMA 12-2308       32  26  0  123  ARENA FELINES (857)        RIZTAB
 KING OF THE JUNGLE 12-3382   22  13  3  121  ARENA FELINES (857)        RIZTAB
 CAT IN THE HAT 12-5571       27  21  2  117  ARENA FELINES II (1064)    RIZTAB
 GOT YOUR TONGUE 12-4818      27  17  1  117  ARENA FELINES (857)        RIZTAB
 BONE HELM 33-10609           29  41  0  116  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 THE MISSING LYNX 12-4744     25  17  3  113  ARENA FELINES (857)        RIZTAB
 MARILYN 45-3712              34  50  2  111  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 OENOMAUS 73-7809             33  62  2  111  LUDUS MAGNUS CD (1670)     ERINIKA
 JASO 41-4570                 21  12  0  110  PHILANTHROPISTS (1732)     KATI-TEI
-RAEL 4-5225                  23   8  2  105  PHILANTHROPISTS2 (1718)    JHELUM
 CAT FANCY 12-5739            21   8  1  102  ARENA FELINES (857)        RIZTAB

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PHILTHY CHILI 19-6160        29  12  0  100  DEMONIC CHILI'S (1643)     ZUWAYZA
 MANLY MANX 12-4733           20  12  2  100  ARENA FELINES (857)        RIZTAB
 OGLCU 41-4567                22   6  1   97  PHILANTHROPISTS (1732)     KATI-TEI
 KAMIKAZE KITTEN 61-3003      23   8  2   96  ARENA FELINES (1059)       JURINE
-MAXWELL SMART 12-2682        22  13  2   96  THE LAWMEN (292)           RIZTAB
 THE OGRE SPRITE 20-403       25  21  0   93  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HATHOR MAAT 19-5828          22   9  1   91  THOUSAND SONS (1719)       ZUWAYZA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPICY GIANT 19-6171          21  14  1   89  DEMONIC CHILI'S (1643)     ZUWAYZA
 BENJAMIN PENFOLD 86-703      17   7  0   88  WARLORD (1740)             STORM POINT
 OVERFLOW 53-5826             20  30  4   86  TOILET GHOSTS (1731)       KHALHUMS
 LOOM 43-5570                 25  46  0   81  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN
 RAT RACE 9-5164              18   5  1   81  PHILANTHROPISTS II (1739)  ZUKAL
 BABA YAGA 33-10566           21  22  2   75  THE DEMONIC PICKLES (1523) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 LYVELLE 73-9266              30  32  1   72  EASTERN HORDE 4 (1725)     ERINIKA
 PANTHERA 12-5577             24  13  0   72  ARENA FELINES II (1064)    RIZTAB
 BLEEP DARKFART SAYS 33-10611 19  13  3   69  BIG LAKE BANDITS (32)      NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MONGO 61-3001                17  15  0   67  ARENA FELINES (1059)       JURINE
-LIL-PEPPA 19-6224            15  13  2   66  DEMONIC CHILI'S (1643)     ZUWAYZA
 SILVER SOMETHING 5-5632      14   9  1   66  PHILANTHROPISTS! (1738)    KALTOS
 EVANGELINA 73-9746           29  29  0   58  JUDGEMENT 20 (1727)        ERINIKA
-CHILI DOG 19-6182            21  14  0   55  DEMONIC CHILI'S (1643)     ZUWAYZA
 CAT TASTROPHIE 9-4940        14   5  0   52  ARENA FELINES (1063)       ZUKAL
 ADOEL 73-9389                28  31  0   51  JUDGEMENT 1 (1726)         ERINIKA
-COPY CAT 9-5151              16   9  0   51  ARENA FELINES (1063)       ZUKAL
-EBISU 29-6034                23  23  1   50  BLACK SAMURAI (1620)       LAPUR
 PICKLED TINK 33-9929         20  18  0   49  THE DEMONIC PICKLES (1523) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CAROLINA REAPER 19-6134      19  11  1   44  DEMONIC CHILI'S (1643)     ZUWAYZA
 DEWEY 73-9264                25  47  2   42  EASTERN HORDE 3 (1696)     ERINIKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OLD HICKORY slimly won victory over MARVIN HAGLER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MAD DOG RUSSO demolished CHESTER CHEETAH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
LOUIS CYPHRE was defeated by WYATT EARP in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
SHEET WITH EYES was viciously subdued by PATIENCE in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
SUBTERFUGE demolished THE MAYTAL in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
LEPERCHAUN was vanquished by GOADRIC in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
VISCIOUS HATE slimly won victory over EXOUSIA in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
MALEDICTION was vanquished by MYKUL in a action packed 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BOOMING BARITONE vanquished ISHTAR in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
LOVE SACRIFICE handily defeated THE ADJUDICATOR in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
NOSFERATU was devastated by WYL WILDLEAF in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
DAVROS subdued KING OF THE JUNGLE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
BAGUL was devastated by HIAWATHA in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge bout.
PHILTHY CHILI was savagely defeated by SCREWFACE in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.
PICKLED TINK was vanquished by LYVELLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
SPICY GIANT devastated MONGO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BLEEP DARKFART SAYS was savagely defeated by OVERFLOW in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
BABA YAGA was overpowered by CAT FANCY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
LIME LIZARD devastated LUCIUS CATALINE in a 1 minute gory one-sided Title contest.
VILE VEGAN lost to APOCALYPSE in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
EAT IT RAW vanquished SATAN'S WHISKERS in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
FERMIUS THE GAUL was savagely defeated by AGITATOR in a popular 4 minute fight.
THE DARK KNIGHT overpowered ZHANG FEI in a popular 2 minute gory uneven fight.
MAGGOT SOUFFLE demolished ICECLAW in a action packed 3 minute one-sided melee.
TYRANNICAL TICK overpowered ANOMALY in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
BEAR GRYLLS was viciously subdued by WIND RAIN in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
ZEBZAMBEZI was narrowly defeated by UNSANCTIFIED in a 2 minute duel.
COLOMBIAN OVERLORD handily defeated SHANKS PONY in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
MIST MARIE was subdued by OEDIPUT REX in a popular 3 minute fight.
SLANDER outlasted DECLAWED CALICO in a popular 7 minute bout.
AQUINAS slimly won victory over CHAOS in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gruesome match.
BRENNANS overpowered LADY VASHJ in a 2 minute brutal one-sided struggle.
SNOW CRAB LEGS devastated HATHU in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MAKADOS savagely defeated CALL ME LOT in a exciting 9 minute bloody match.
VENOMOUS FANG demolished DJAIK in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
VINDICATOR overpowered BILL P. GORE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
D. DIRK WANN vanquished DELLAMITRI in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SLEEPWALKER demolished FEROCITY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
COURAGE subdued PERICLES in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
ARMAGEDDON viciously subdued BESTIARII in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal fight.
SALT WATER was handily defeated by SIR GARLON in a exciting 1 minute mismatched melee.
SEAWEED was overpowered by FEROCIOUS FLEA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
UBERMENSCH II overpowered NALENTHU in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SUPER MAC handily defeated NEMESIS PRIME in a action packed 2 minute mismatched bout.
SPRAIN savagely defeated GOG in a exciting 3 minute brutal conflict.
ONYB ENGLVAR was demolished by SEGUE in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
STRANGE BREW viciously subdued ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a tiresome 23 minute conflict.
SUN SHANGXIANG was subdued by WHISTLIN' DIXIE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute battle.
OBSCENITY was devastated by FRENZY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
TUB OF LARD was devastated by ERTL WISESTAFF in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
JOLTIN' JOE was bested by WICKED WASP in a popular 2 minute fight.
GNARL HAND ORC was devastated by DC MANGLER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
LETHAL LOCUST savagely defeated IAN KNOTTINGHAM in a popular 5 minute gruesome match.
DRAGONOV subdued TWILIGHT in a 2 minute conflict.
JANUARY O. IRONTAIL demolished ZENOS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided conflict.
RAVIOLI WIZARD defeated TICKLES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
URSULA was savagely defeated by CARELESS BEAR in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
HAWKINS was defeated by FURBALL in a 2 minute gory fight.
ISLAND TEMPEST won victory over THE OGRE TROLL in a exciting 1 minute duel.
APPROXIMATE demolished HEADACHE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
COUSIN PAPA SMURF defeated VEXED VIKING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
UGLY ART savagely defeated FELIX in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal duel.
MELANROH savagely defeated TROUNCING TORTASHELL in a popular 8 minute gory match.
LINDSEY LOU was overpowered by EYE OF THE TIGER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
IOSIO overpowered OENOMAUS in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
ATALAN devastated QUIRMY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
WYM WILDLEAF overpowered CAT IN THE HAT in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
DRAVENDER handily defeated THE MISSING LYNX in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
WAR MAIDEN vanquished JASO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MARILYN was unbelievably bested by GOT YOUR TONGUE in a action packed 2 minute match.
OGLCU slimly lost to BONE HELM in a 2 minute match.
VOICE ROCK overpowered PUMMELING PUMA in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
RAT RACE was devastated by MANLY MANX in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BENJAMIN PENFOLD savagely defeated PANTHERA in a popular 4 minute brutal fray.
EVANGELINA was handily defeated by LOOM in a 2 minute mismatched match.
ADOEL was overpowered by HATHOR MAAT in a 2 minute one-sided match.
DEWEY lost to CAT TASTROPHIE in a exciting 2 minute duel.
KAMIKAZE KITTEN vanquished SILVER SOMETHING in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
THE OGRE SPRITE overpowered CAROLINA REAPER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  38         LUNGING ATTACK   233 - 126 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                      28         TOTAL PARRY       82 -  67 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 21         SLASHING ATTACK   34 -  32 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     19         AIMED BLOW       134 - 148 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-RIPOSTE     48 -  55 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   11         PARRY-LUNGE       28 -  36 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -  26 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         STRIKING ATTACK   70 -  95 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         BASHING ATTACK    41 -  57 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         WALL OF STEEL     23 -  56 -  0      29  |

Turn 959 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    26 - 12     TOTAL PARRY        8 - 11         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  8     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW        16 - 12     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  7         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  5         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  6         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  9     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   LIME LIZARD 95-404        105  93  4  %1176 COCONUT ARMY (1518)
TOTAL PARRY      AQUINAS 63-3480           124  34  2  426 SATAN'S SAINTS (1566)
AIMED BLOW       PATIENCE 35-2005           62  56  1  377 PHILANTHROPISTS (510)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483     183  45  1  346 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
BASHING ATTACK   EAT IT RAW 47-7996         97 117  1  298 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (1530)
STRIKING ATTACK  VINDICATOR 31-5950         41  58  0  244 RETRIBUTION (1541)
SLASHING ATTACK  FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982     95  37  1  220 SATAN'S SWARM (1551)
PARRY-STRIKE     ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570     40  27  2  213 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)
WALL OF STEEL    SPRAIN 28-5195             58  64  0  212 BASH BROS BODY (1660)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHAOS 12-7652              74 106  1  210 EASTERN HORDES (1576)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MAKADOS 29-4704.  The ten other most popular fighters were DECLAWED CALICO 
12-1440, MELANROH 20-402, BENJAMIN PENFOLD 86-703, CHAOS 12-7652, SCREWFACE 33-6829, 
SUN SHANGXIANG 73-9894, LETHAL LOCUST 35-4790, AGITATOR 63-3702, VISCIOUS HATE 
28-5277, and AQUINAS 63-3480.

The least popular fighter this week was STRANGE BREW 24-5794.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SILVER SOMETHING 5-5632, PUMMELING PUMA 12-2308, JASO 41-4570, 
QUIRMY 73-10027, HEADACHE 28-5609, SALT WATER 31-7012, DELLAMITRI 25-2682, DJAIK 
9-589, LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371, and BABA YAGA 33-10566.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  JURINE(61)           2  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  3 0  ARVAT(32)            6  4 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  5 10 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           5  9 0  MURSKA(35)           5  4 0  ERINIKA(73)          3 11 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       7  3 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  2 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     2  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          4  4 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  2 0  STORM POINT(86)      1  2 0  
SEAM(20)             2  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  DUSKMOOR(95)         1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  0 0  
MORYA(28)            2  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IOSIO 1-7834                25   6  1  133  PHILANTHROPISTS (1730)     MORDANT
 SILVER SOMETHING 5-5632     14   9  1   66  PHILANTHROPISTS! (1738)    KALTOS
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697      44  53  0  205  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 TICKLES 9-3486             142 306  1  210  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 BRENNANS 11-8735            47  21  0  235  RAGIN CAJUNS (1672)        ARUAK CITY
 WYATT EARP 12-2168          44  22  1  301  THE LAWMEN (292)           RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394              213  71  1  208  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 GOG 14-5296                119 105  2  188  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250    226  94  2  244  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 DC MANGLER 16-6616          98  66  0  213  GLEBE DWEEBS (1565)        WILLAF
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415         66 101  1  205  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483      183  45  1  346  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 MELANROH 20-402             29  28  2  182  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794        36  26  0  205  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 BOOMING BARITONE 25-6687    22   6  0  212  HELL'S CHOIR (1710)        LYRATILAN
 SPRAIN 28-5195              58  64  0  212  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 MAKADOS 29-4704             44  39  0  227  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 SUPER MAC 30-5685           52  64  0  219  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 VINDICATOR 31-5950          41  58  0  244  RETRIBUTION (1541)         CHIMLEVTAL
 COURAGE 32-6353            142  44  1  255  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740    269  54  0  200  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TYRANNICAL TICK 35-4786    152  20  1  407  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287      78  22  0  307  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 FERMIUS THE GAUL 37-1157    56  50  0  204  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179          63  45  1  210  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
 LOOM 43-5570                25  46  0   81  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN
 URSULA 45-3713              34  36  1  199  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 EAT IT RAW 47-7996          97 117  1  298  BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (1530)  NORTH FORK
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565     33  22  3  206  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
 OVERFLOW 53-5826            20  30  4   86  TOILET GHOSTS (1731)       KHALHUMS
 SHANKS PONY 56-3854         49 154  0  210  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 ATALAN 60-7656              27  17  0  155  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 FURBALL 61-3002             27  19  3  194  ARENA FELINES (1059)       JURINE
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156       61  51  1  218  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 AQUINAS 63-3480            124  34  2  426  SATAN'S SAINTS (1566)      AMEN-TEI
 ICECLAW 65-3364             76 143  0  200  CASTAWAYS (1369)           DAL SHANG
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712       37  23  1  230  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
 PERICLES 73-7818            39  69  0  210  LUDUS MAGNUS CC (1634)     ERINIKA
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843        245 310  3  316  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629         36  18  0  225  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
 MYKUL 81-1018               50  65  0  276  THE MONGOLOIDS II (1463)   SHADOWSPIRE
 SUBTERFUGE 84--27116       272  60  0  260  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 WIND RAIN 85-1832           28  18  0  259  PHILANTHROPISTS II (1709)  JASPER GULCH

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANOMALY 86-24847            23  19  1  210  MUTANT ALLIANCE (1690)     STORM POINT
 LIME LIZARD 95-404         105  93  4  %1176  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186      32  50  3  212  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 SLANDER 97-7889            120  39  4  256  SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)  SHADOW GROVE
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823         58 104  4  203  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL

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