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Date   : 05/23/2019    Duedate: 06/05/2019

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 765

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SATAN'S BBQ 29/1501 4378 2424  33 64.4      EASTERN HORDE 11/1520
    SATAN'S LINT 2/1506                         EASTERN HORDE 62/1528
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        THE BURRHEADS 83/1505
    SATAN'S DINER 26/1497                     5 BUBBA'S CLA 47/1530  200  183   7 52.2
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                    6 DARKLINGS 74/1160   1089 1009  11 51.9
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                    7 MY PETS 9/1272       490  554   2 46.9
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                   8 ASSORTED 32/578     1226 1671  21 42.3
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     THUNDER CATS 74/1151
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                  9 A'MERKIN IN 47/1531   59   88   2 40.1
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   KNIGHTS OF LEGEND 33/404
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427              10 DOLI CAPAX 43/1536   101  157   1 39.1
  2-HOMER'S PET 74/1514  367  237   3 60.8      CON + INSULT 32/1534
    HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473                       F IS FOR FROG 12/1515
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                      F IS FOR FROG 47/1533
    INK & STEEL RETRO 15/1512                   BOURBON STREET 17/1524
  3 BAD BEATS 47/1508    274  220   2 55.5      V IS FOR VIOLINS 78/1519
    ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815                       SPROUT OF MY MIND 47/1509
    STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1482                   SPROUT OF MY WAY! 74/1532
  4-JUDGEMENT 97/1504    532  475  12 52.8

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

      Well, here we are again.  The rain has stopped, which is good, even though the 
arena isn't mostly open to, you know, the weather.  I mean, you don't want to be 
fighting on WET sand.  It sticks too you and rubs; anyone who's ever played volleyball 
on a beach knows that.  Not good.
      So, anyway, we had seventeen fights, five challenges (TWO are TV, 
congratulations on that), no deaths, and it looks like three standbys. We could do, 
like, worse, you know?  Anywayusliceit was most avoided by Milwaukee Rules.  That 
doesn't look to me like Anywayetc is "the team to beat," because people are trying not 
to fight them at all.  Oh, well. Snide Clemens always says I don't understand stuff.  
Huh.  There's lots of stuff HE doesn't understand, too.

The TV challenges:
      SIR BUBBA THE BOLD (15-5249) (82-49-4,204) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS TV challenged 
TICKLES (9-3486) (103-150-1,210) of MY PETS.  Up 6.  SIR BUBBA THE BOLD bested TICKLES 
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.  Bubba was totally ready for that one.
      MAYA THE BEE (74-4684) (15-1-2,100) of SPROUT OF MY WAY! TV challenged FEROCITY 
(32-6259) (21-4-0,103) of ANGELS OF PAIN.  Up 3. MAYA THE BEE vanquished FEROCITY in a 
exciting 2 minute gory uneven Challenge battle.  Good work!  There's too much ferocity 
around.

The regular challenges:
      SHEET WITH EYES (33-7740) (98-31-0,210) of HALLOWIENERS challenged SLEEPWALKER 
(74-2843) (125-235-3,210) of DARKLINGS.  Straight across. SHEET WITH EYES was 
vanquished by SLEEPWALKER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.  Sleepwalker was most 
challenged, and got 45 points for the win.
      IDONEUS (43-5185) (27-7-1,173) of DOLI CAPAX challenged SUBTERFUGE (84-38420) 
(108-30-0,189) of COLLUSION UNLIMITED.  Up 16.  IDONEUS was overpowered by SUBTERFUGE 
in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.  You gotta watch those subterfuges, they'll 
sneak up on you every time.
      DET. NODDY (74-4673) (17-2-0,100) of SPROUT OF MY WAY! challenged NIMBLE FOX 
(47-8135) (27-18-2,128) of A'MERKIN INJUNS.  Up 28.  DET. NODDY overpowered NIMBLE FOX 
in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.   Det. Noddy got 30 points for winning, 
but had to explain the foxhound in his pocket.  *I* thought it was clever.

For the title:
      SLICE CONSTRUCT (56-3181) (82-60-2,254) of ANYWAYUSLICEIT fought APOCALYPSE (32-
5711) (106-36-1,211) of ANGELS OF PAIN.  SLICE CONSTRUCT devastated APOCALYPSE in a 2 
minute one-sided Title competition.  Slice hung onto the title and, um, the bar tab.  
Okay.  If that's what makes his socks roll up and down.

Other fights, no challenges and no standbys.
      THE DARK KNIGHT (15-5250) (86-42-0,246) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS fought SERGE (32-
3549) (128-157-1,197) of ASSORTED.  THE DARK KNIGHT was vanquished by SERGE in a 
popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.  The Dark Knight lost 58 points to Serge's 
experience.
      THE SICKLY DWARF (84-24303) (114-39-1,216) of MILWAUKEE RULES fought BULL (12-
7418) (23-34-0,197) of F IS FOR FROG.  THE SICKLY DWARF won victory over BULL in a 
popular 1 minute fight.  If that Dwarf goes around biting frogs, it's no wonder he's 
sickly.  Euwh!
      LITTLE DRAGON (32-6087) (66-57-1,249) of STRAGETY, DAMMIT! fought EVIL LINT (2-
6280) (32-29-0,205) of SATAN'S LINT.  LITTLE DRAGON overpowered EVIL LINT in a 2 
minute gory one-sided melee.  Always better to have a lint brush handy, but you can't, 
like, carry everything.
      DON QUIXOTE (47-8393) (35-36-0,197) of BAD BEATS fought WILLIE'S SHACK (17-7828) 
(16-11-0,180) of BOURBON STREET.  DON QUIXOTE was savagely defeated by WILLIE'S SHACK 
in a 2 minute match.  Willie's got a windmill on her shack, and she did NOT, you know, 
want it broken.  Well, who would?

      DEMON MERINGUE PIE (26-5213) (37-40-0,191) of SATAN'S DINER fought FRACAS (78-
3236) (23-12-1,183) of V IS FOR VIOLINS.  DEMON MERINGUE PIE handily defeated FRACAS 
in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.  I like fracase of chicken.
      CRAZED WILDEBEEST (9-5824) (78-32-0,206) of SATAN'S KINGDOM fought PANTHARR (74-
807) (58-75-2,155) of THUNDER CATS.  CRAZED WILDEBEEST savagely defeated PANTHARR in a 
action packed 5 minute struggle.  Well, you'd think a wildebeest would HAVE to be 
crazed to take on a panther.
      GHOST (47-9609) (19-18-1,93) of F IS FOR FROG fought EAT IT RAW (47-7996) (17-
17-1,53) of BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK.  GHOST overpowered EAT IT RAW in a 1 minute one-sided 
bout.  Does this mean it was cooked?
      WILLIAM WALLACE (33-8105) (17-10-0,84) of KNIGHTS OF LEGEND fought PACE 
MANAGEMENT (32-6628) (23-12-0,87) of CON + INSULT.  WILLIAM WALLACE savagely defeated 
PACE MANAGEMENT in a 2 minute conflict.  Anything with management in the name, well, 
you know, walk wide around it.  Just in case.

And there we are, somewhere.  See you in two weeks.

                                             Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      83  60  2  302  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        67  57  1  262  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)   ARVAT
 LUST 99-5216                 67  38  5  257  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         126 235  3  255  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         91  56  1  236  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 SERGE 32-3549               129 157  1  232  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303   115  39  1  221  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   83  49  4  210  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 BULL 12-7418                 23  35  0  210  F IS FOR FROG (1515)       RIZTAB
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420         109  30  0  208  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     79  32  0  208  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213   38  40  0  208  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 TICKLES 9-3486              103 151  1  205  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 WILLIE'S SHACK 17-7828       17  11  0  197  BOURBON STREET (1524)      ALJAFIR
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711          106  37  1  196  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 EVIL LINT 2-6280             32  30  0  193  SATAN'S LINT (1506)        NIANIA
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      98  32  0  190  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      86  43  0  188  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 DON QUIXOTE 47-8393          35  37  0  185  BAD BEATS (1508)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IDONEUS 43-5185              27   8  1  180  DOLI CAPAX (1536)          VEASTIAN
 PANTHARR 74-807              58  76  2  176  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
 FRACAS 78-3236               23  13  1  175  V IS FOR VIOLINS (1519)    LIN TIRIAN
 FILLETED MINION 29-6107      30  19  2  160  SATAN'S BBQ (1501)         LAPUR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DET. NODDY 74-4673           18   2  0  130  SPROUT OF MY WAY! (1532)   DAYLA KIV
 MAYA THE BEE 74-4684         16   1  2  124  SPROUT OF MY WAY! (1532)   DAYLA KIV
 NIMBLE FOX 47-8135           27  19  2  109  A'MERKIN INJUNS (1531)     NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WILLIAM WALLACE 33-8105      18  10  0  100  KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (404)    NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FEROCITY 32-6259             21   5  0   96  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 GHOST 47-9609                20  18  1   95  F IS FOR FROG (1533)       NORTH FORK

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PACE MANAGEMENT 32-6628      23  13  0   82  CON + INSULT (1534)        ARVAT
 EAT IT RAW 47-7996           17  18  1   54  BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (1530)  NORTH FORK

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SIR BUBBA THE BOLD bested TICKLES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
MAYA THE BEE vanquished FEROCITY in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven Challenge battle.
SHEET WITH EYES was vanquished by SLEEPWALKER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
IDONEUS was overpowered by SUBTERFUGE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DET. NODDY overpowered NIMBLE FOX in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
SLICE CONSTRUCT devastated APOCALYPSE in a 2 minute one-sided Title competition.
THE DARK KNIGHT was vanquished by SERGE in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
THE SICKLY DWARF won victory over BULL in a popular 1 minute fight.
LITTLE DRAGON overpowered EVIL LINT in a 2 minute gory one-sided melee.
LUST demolished HATHU in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
DON QUIXOTE was savagely defeated by WILLIE'S SHACK in a 2 minute match.
DEMON MERINGUE PIE handily defeated FRACAS in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST savagely defeated PANTHARR in a action packed 5 minute struggle.
ZOMBIE RAGE overpowered DREHVIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
FILLETED MINION viciously subdued XHUGHA KARGARIT in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
GHOST overpowered EAT IT RAW in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WILLIAM WALLACE savagely defeated PACE MANAGEMENT in a 2 minute conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      11         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         LUNGING ATTACK    62 -  39 -  1      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        76 -  58 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   9 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  24 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -  12 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  14 -  0      26  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 765 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         6  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         7 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181    83  60  2  302 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)
AIMED BLOW       LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087      67  57  1  262 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)
BASHING ATTACK   TICKLES 9-3486            103 151  1  205 MY PETS (1272)
WALL OF STEEL    DON QUIXOTE 47-8393        35  37  0  185 BAD BEATS (1508)
STRIKING ATTACK  IDONEUS 43-5185            27   8  1  180 DOLI CAPAX (1536)
PARRY-LUNGE      PANTHARR 74-807            58  76  2  176 THUNDER CATS (1151)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    FRACAS 78-3236             23  13  1  175 V IS FOR VIOLINS (1519)
SLASHING ATTACK  FILLETED MINION 29-6107    30  19  2  160 SATAN'S BBQ (1501)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824.  The ten other most popular fighters were PANTHARR 
74-807, SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181, WILLIE'S SHACK 17-7828, FILLETED MINION 29-6107, 
MAYA THE BEE 74-4684, LUST 99-5216, SUBTERFUGE 84--27116, DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213, 
WILLIAM WALLACE 33-8105, and LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087.

The least popular fighter this week was PACE MANAGEMENT 32-6628.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were EAT IT RAW 47-7996, GHOST 47-9609, FRACAS 78-3236, DON QUIXOTE 
47-8393, EVIL LINT 2-6280, BULL 12-7418, THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250, IDONEUS 43-5185, 
SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740, and APOCALYPSE 32-5711.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  ARVAT(32)            2  3 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        3  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       3  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVIL LINT 2-6280            32  30  0  193  SATAN'S LINT (1506)        NIANIA
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824    79  32  0  208  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 BULL 12-7418                23  35  0  210  F IS FOR FROG (1515)       RIZTAB
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249  83  49  4  210  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 WILLIE'S SHACK 17-7828      17  11  0  197  BOURBON STREET (1524)      ALJAFIR
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213  38  40  0  208  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FILLETED MINION 29-6107     30  19  2  160  SATAN'S BBQ (1501)         LAPUR
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087       67  57  1  262  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)   ARVAT
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740     98  32  0  190  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 IDONEUS 43-5185             27   8  1  180  DOLI CAPAX (1536)          VEASTIAN
 DON QUIXOTE 47-8393         35  37  0  185  BAD BEATS (1508)           NORTH FORK
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181     83  60  2  302  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843        126 235  3  255  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 FRACAS 78-3236              23  13  1  175  V IS FOR VIOLINS (1519)    LIN TIRIAN
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614        91  56  1  236  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 LUST 99-5216                67  38  5  257  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE