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Date   : 12/11/2014    Duedate: 12/24/2014

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 652

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 THE MOTHERS 19/1078  220  111   1 66.5      D.R.I. 21/1416
    THE MOTHERSHIP CE 65/1401                   FEAR FACTORY 61/632
  2 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 2409 1382  20 63.5      WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
    MIDDLE ITALY 9/1360                         FEAR FACTORY 82/1420
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1431
    VIKING LINGO 84/1405                        DEADLY RAGE II 72/1418
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                       FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713
    IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367                       FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       FEAR FACTORY III 82/1421
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                       KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      EXTREME AGGRESSION 18/1415
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                  10 CHEERS 47/1425       193  239   1 44.7
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     BLOOD IRON 98/1274
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 15/1398                     KILLER TUNES 65/1116
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                 11 HABIT 78/1375       1029 1390  15 42.5
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                    ASSORTED 32/578
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   UNDER DURESS 64/743
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                12 ONE MAN GANG 35/802   59   84   0 41.3
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 MAX'S MIRACLE 45/845
  3 DEAD WE SUC 32/1336  290  241   2 54.6      RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
    SUPERIOR FORCES 40/1344                     ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
  4 POSSE 77/1419         44   37   0 54.3   13 G.O.L.F. 17/1410      29   45   1 39.2
    BLOODSWORN 15/1426                       14-HOUSE JHEREG 35/110   34   57   0 37.4
    DEATH PENALTY 33/1267                       ALMOST EXACTLY 29/45
    BLACK COLOSSUS 11/1434                   15 THE BONDS 49/774     959 2098  14 31.4
    BLACK COLOSSUS 84/1432                      BAD APPLES 56/916
  5 BLOOD TITAN 82/1347  392  342   9 53.4      THE FAMILY 43/772
  6 WENSINWASIN 43/1023   19   17   0 52.8      MIDDLE WAY 17/1058
  7 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1007  919  10 52.3      SWEET MAGIC 12/717
    DARKLINGS 74/1160                           GREENWARDENS 15/770
  8 HAWKMOON 10/1441       4    4   0 50.0      FAVORITE GUYS 61/863
    IRON WILL 5 63/1439                         PUNNY AMINALS 16/708
    CLASSICS 1.0 38/1438                        SAND DANCERS 76/1185
    MISCELLANEOUS 82/1440                       SAND DANCERS 78/1212
    EPIC WRESTLING 21/1437                      CARDOW HUNTERS 29/1277
    MOMENT OF SILENCE 2/1436                    HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1022
    MOMENT OF SILENCE 51/1442                   CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1104
  9 GWAR 70/691          516  554   8 48.2      CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/1103
    GWAR 77/1235                                CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/1131
    GWAR 82/1422

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                           Reflections by the Lord-Marshall

     Wonder of wonders.  Look who is Lord Marshall?
     Little old Trust Buster.  Not sure why there's a number 1 after my name, but I
guess it's accurate in a way.
     I'm not a skills monster like old Bilbo and I don't have long menus to post, but
I thought I would introduce myself.
     I was created through magic and science as part of a tournament prize won by my
teammate Segue.  Does that mean I'm any less than the rest of you?  Does it mean I
don't have a soul?  Am I a soulless monster?
     Well "no" to the first question, clearly, as here I am.  As for the second two
questions, I don't know.  Not sure what a soul looks like.
     So I guess you need to come fight me and find out.
     If I'm still around next time I might get ambitious and write a better column.

Let's see what happens.

Trust Buster
Lord Marshall

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, okay, I'm getting to it, you know?  Spy report for 103.  It's on my list.
Just, things have been, like, totally hectic, you know?  There's this cold going
around the Isle, and it's awesome.  More people have it than don't.  *I* don't have 
it, because I get enough healthy sunlight, but other people do, including the clerks
who make up the lists and charts and stuff for me.
     Significant point movements:  Jonathannie, up 36.  Newt Rockne down 27.  Not the
same fight, but both of them fought Helyse.  Guess who won and who lost.
     Fear Factory was avoided by Devil Advocates.  They do that a lot.
     Cedar got the most challenges.
     We're down to forty-eight fights, fourteen challenges, and five standbys.  Okay.
Because of being late with this, I'm only going to list the challenges today.  I
mean, there's other stuff to do, you know?

     VEXTHORNE (84-7044) (17-5-1,107) of BLACK COLOSSUS challenged XARA (78-2254)
(29-22-0,172) of SAND DANCERS.  Up lots.  Why do you want me to do this math?  Up...
65?  VEXTHORNE lost to XARA in a 2 minute Challenge fray.  We're totally not
surprised.
     WHITE LION (35-859) (41-32-0,153) of RIFF-RAFF CREW challenged FLYING PIG (41-
4605) (27-6-0,142) of HELL FROZEN OVER.  Down 11.  WHITE LION handily defeated FLYING
PIG in a popular 3 minute uneven Challenge fight.  It's like a fairy tale:  A Lion
went for a walk, and a Pig flew into his moutn.
     PAM DEMONIUM (32-5551) (39-28-1,205) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged MAYLA TYL
CRENA (82-7113) (49-43-0,203) of FEAR FACTORY III.  Down 2.  PAM DEMONIUM was
savagely defeated by MAYLA TYL CRENA in a 8 minute Challenge brawl.
     REVANENT (15-4770) (31-22-2,185) of BLOODSWORN challenged NINE INCH NAIL (61-
2273) (48-50-4,185) of FEAR FACTORY.  Straight across.  REVANENT bested NINE INCH
NAIL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal Challenge conflict.

     SAINTS (11-6248) (34-16-0,199) of BLACK COLOSSUS challenged MORTIFICATION (61-
2333) (66-58-4,204) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 5.  SAINTS was narrowly defeated by
MORTIFICATION in an exciting 9 minute Challenge fight.
     COREY THE MOOSE (84-19615) (44-24-0,197) of DRAFT DODGERS challenged DIJANNA
(76-1992) (49-57-1,198) of SAND DANCERS.  Up 1.  COREY THE MOOSE was overpowered by
DIJANNA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
     THE SICKLY DWARF (84-24303) (31-11-1,197) of MILWAUKEE RULES challenged CEDAR
(29-4319) (40-62-2,196) of CARDOW HUNTERS.  Down 1.  THE SICKLY DWARF overpowered
CEDAR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
     SUBTERFUGE (84-38420) (22-4-0,193) of COLLUSION UNLIMITED challenged MOUSE NOYLE
(17-6252) (60-94-0,194) of MIDDLE WAY.  Up 1.  SUBTERFUGE slimly lost to MOUSE NOYLE
in an action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.

     ABSOLUTION (32-5301) (64-20-3,207) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged GEARFRIED (43-
4270) (36-18-0,210) of WENSINWASIN.  Up 3.  ABSOLUTION bested GEARFRIED in a popular
2 minute gruesome Challenge competition.
     WAILIN' VAN HALEN (35-845) (41-34-1,227) of RIFF-RAFF CREW challenged
CONTROVERSY (64-3914) (72-103-1,196) of UNDER DURESS.  Down 31.  WAILIN' VAN HALEN
was vanquished by CONTROVERSY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
     SHADOW (84-26165) (30-16-0,231) of LORDS OF DARKNESS challenged RETROVIRUS (70-
6086) (70-43-0,230) of FEAR FACTORY IV.  Down 1.  SHADOW was savagely defeated by
RETROVIRUS in a 3 minute Challenge match.
     DESPERADO (77-2459) (57-27-2,247) of POSSE TV challenged LOSING IS FUN (12-6330)
(41-28-1,221) of WHO DA MAN?.  Down 26.  DESPERADO demolished LOSING IS FUN in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge melee.
     NOREASTER (35-3896) (96-39-2,247) of DIRT DEVILS TV challenged KHORA THE SMALL
(78-519) (156-148-4,327) of SAND DANCERS.  Up 80.  NOREASTER slimly won victory over
KHORA THE SMALL in a 3 minute Challenge fight.

And for the title:
     TRUST BUSTER 1 (32-5443) (49-8-0,351) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged PUNGENT
STENCH (61-2458) (65-43-2,223) of FEAR FACTORY.  Down lots.  TRUST BUSTER 1
overpowered PUNGENT STENCH in a 2 minute Challenge Title duel.  So Trusty keeps the
title and will do us another column next time!  Good going.

                                       Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443       50   8     375  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       46  20  1  279  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 DESPERADO 77-2459            58  27  2  265  POSSE (1419)               MAZGOURRAH
 NOREASTER 35-3896            97  39  2  259  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 RIDDLER 61-1856              93  68  1  247  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086           71  43     245  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 MARTIN BLANK 82-28434        96  30  1  240  BLOOD TITANS (1347)        DWES EG
 THE LION KING 35-4124        45  21     240  IN THE JUNGLE (1367)       MURSKA
 SEKHAT 7-2251                82 134  4  230  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 ABSOLUTION 32-5301           65  20  3  224  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 REPUGNANT 97-3677            57  34  4  223  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 MOONJUMPER 16-3062           77 109  1  221  PUNNY AMINALS (708)        WILLAF
 MORTIFICATION 61-2333        67  58  4  221  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    48  30  1  221  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIJANNA 76-1992              50  57  1  219  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113      50  43     217  FEAR FACTORY III (1421)    DWES EG
 RAVEN EYES 12-2709           86 100     216  SWEET MAGIC (717)          RIZTAB
 DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187         51  21  1  214  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914          73 103  1  213  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHORA THE SMALL 78-519      156 149  4  210  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 SERGE 32-3549                70 103     210  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        52  53  1  210  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252          61  94     209  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           31  13  2  209  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            57  38     208  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    32  11  1  208  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 GEARFRIED 43-4270            36  19     206  WENSINWASIN (1023)         VEASTIAN
-SEGUE 13-5394                56  27     205  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413      34  31  1  204  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 ARGUMENT 64-3915             82  94     203  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           42  32  2  203  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 SHADOW 84-26165              30  17     203  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458       65  44  2  202  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         39  29  1  200  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SAINTS 11-6248               34  17     199  BLACK COLOSSUS (1434)      ARUAK CITY
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330        41  29  1  198  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129          64  68  2  197  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 ACID BATH 33-7373            33  16  1  196  DEATH PENALTY (1267)       NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      63  70  2  194  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 REVANENT 15-4770             32  22  2  193  BLOODSWORN (1426)          MALCORN
 ROOSTER 65-1414              34  32  1  192  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 CEDAR 29-4319                40  63  2  191  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR
 WHIFF 3-7295                 35  19  1  191  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
-COUNTER OFFER 84-25636       32  13     191  VIKING LINGO (1405)        BLACKSTONE
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          22   5     191  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 LUCK DEVIL 15-5162           35  28  1  190  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398)     MALCORN
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         24  14     190  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 PYG 98-1120                  18  14  4  189  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL
 WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787        50  45  1  188  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     41  35  1  188  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
-JACK FLASH 29-107            41  35     188  ALMOST EXACTLY (45)        LAPUR
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     44  25     187  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273       48  51  4  186  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 MURDEROUS MALNO 78-1589      41  77     183  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WILLY LIV 9-2930             44  30  2  180  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    38  39  1  180  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 BACARDI LIMON 12-5509        24  26     179  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 MANIPULATOR 64-3490          58 137  6  178  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 THE SHADOW 61-2742           40  65     177  FAVORITE GUYS (863)        JURINE
 FRASIER 47-6224              30  30     177  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179          31  11  1  175  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 WHITE LION 35-859            42  32     174  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 XARA 78-2254                 30  22     174  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 LASH LARUE 43-3806           43  38     171  THE FAMILY (772)           VEASTIAN
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          36  28  1  171  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 TREEFROG 15-4177             45  85     169  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 NORM 47-6227                 26  33  2  163  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 JONATHANNIE 56-3747          29  22     161  BAD APPLES (916)           ROCANIS
 PAUL 47-6861                 23   9  2  159  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 SAVORY 32-4143               72  77  1  156  DEAD WE SUCK (1336)        ARVAT
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          89 159  2  154  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 SCOVELLIE 53-6579            36  40  2  151  CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103)  KHALHUMS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           25   8  1  150  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132      19   9  1  144  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114          32  30  1  142  SUPERIOR FORCES (1344)     ZENSU
-EASY FEET 29-1416            21  16  1  141  ALMOST EXACTLY (45)        LAPUR
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           27   7     138  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      43  60  4  137  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 PING 17-3787                 25  16  1  125  G.O.L.F. (1410)            ALJAFIR
 VARINA FIREHAIR 78-1404      33  48     124  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 BILL P. GORE 32-5114         33   8  1  123  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 HALLAM 76-2369               27  49     123  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
 VEXTHORNE 84-7044            17   6  1  121  BLACK COLOSSUS (1432)      BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CARLA 47-6225                33  26  1  100  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE BLUE PILL 65-7201        19   5  1   85  THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1401)   DAL SHANG
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            11   1  1   76  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   20   3  2   74  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
-ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497     25  20      73  ALMOST EXACTLY (45)        LAPUR
-KIERA 35-1646                20  14  1   71  HOUSE JHEREG (110)         MURSKA
 PETER BOND 49-3089           31  48      69  THE BONDS (774)            VITHICAR
 SANDY 1-6821                 24  66  1   51  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022)   MORDANT
 LANI TYL KOGAN 65-2804       36  41  1   49  CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1131)  DAL SHANG

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK DOMINO 58-6062         32  29  1   45  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104)   DELARQ TOR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Varina Firehair -- A red head walks into an arena with a cat o' nine tails.  The only
thing missing from my fantasy woman was leather armor. *Meow* --White Lion

T-Totaller -- My free advice to you (take it for what it's worth): Stop adding up
Ts, and start swinging back! -- Wailin' Van Halen

Mouse Noyle -- If it's too loud, you're too old!  Plus... I lost my hearing long ago.
-- Wailin'

Jorja -- Figures of speech were originally developed by the Mayans.  Ancient
Astronaut Theorists believe they were a gift from Extraterrestrials.  But those guys
all sound like whackos, so who knows? -- Riff-Raff

     She-Puppy -- I know you sent some personals, but I think they must have been too
     late to get into the newsletter, and I didn't keep a copy.  Sorry. -- Debby T.
     P.S.  They should be in next time.

We hab a code, so do bursodals, sorry.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NOREASTER slimly won victory over KHORA THE SMALL in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
DESPERADO demolished LOSING IS FUN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TRUST BUSTER 1 overpowered PUNGENT STENCH in a 2 minute Challenge Title duel.
SHADOW was savagely defeated by RETROVIRUS in a 3 minute Challenge match.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN was vanquished by CONTROVERSY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
ABSOLUTION bested GEARFRIED in a popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge competition.
SUBTERFUGE slimly lost to MOUSE NOYLE in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
THE SICKLY DWARF overpowered CEDAR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
COREY THE MOOSE was overpowered by DIJANNA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SAINTS was narrowly defeated by MORTIFICATION in a exciting 9 minute Challenge fight.
REVANENT bested NINE INCH NAIL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal Challenge conflict.
PAM DEMONIUM was savagely defeated by MAYLA TYL CRENA in a 8 minute Challenge brawl.
WHITE LION handily defeated FLYING PIG in a popular 3 minute uneven Challenge fight.
VEXTHORNE lost to XARA in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
MOONJUMPER overpowered FRASIER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
THE SALAMINIZER was savagely defeated by THE LION KING in a exciting 8 minute bout.
RIDDLER beat LUCK DEVIL in a popular 3 minute match.
MARTIN BLANK overcame SERGE in a 2 minute competition.
WHIFF was devastated by SEKHAT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
JERK O'LANTERN demolished KNUCKLE JAW in a 1 minute uneven bout.
REPUGNANT vanquished ROOSTER in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
TIA MATTE demolished LASH LARUE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ACID BATH vanquished TREEFROG in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided match.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN overpowered ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a 2 minute brutal uneven match.
REAGANOMICS lost to CRAZY IVAN in a popular 2 minute gruesome fray.
DONKEY HOTAY overpowered CROUCHING HAMSTER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
T-TOTALLER was beaten by HAPPY JACK in a popular 2 minute fight.
WISHI HADA CLUE slimly won victory over THE SHADOW in a popular 6 minute brutal fray.
WILLY LIV was demolished by PROPANE TORCH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
ZOMBIE RAGE was overpowered by RAVEN EYES in a 1 minute uneven bout.
NEWT ROCKNE was demolished by HELYSE in a 1 minute uneven contest.
BACARDI LIMON was overpowered by ARGUMENT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GUILLOTINE devastated MANIPULATOR in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven bout.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS demolished NORM in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
APOCALYPSE was overpowered by PYG in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
BELA LUGOSI was overcome by SLEEPWALKER in a 2 minute match.
MURDEROUS MALNO handily defeated FLYING HELLFISH in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
PAUL defeated PING in a 2 minute battle.
SCOVELLIE won victory over CANNIBAL CORPSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
JONATHANNIE demolished HELYSE in a 2 minute uneven conflict.
VARINA FIREHAIR was handily defeated by HELYSE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SAVORY overpowered BILL P. GORE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
HALLAM was handily defeated by HELYSE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
CARLA overpowered PETER BOND in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
DOCTOR OF STYLE was defeated by THE BLUE PILL in a action packed 1 minute competition.
LANI TYL KOGAN was subdued by SIR BUBBA THE BOLD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
BLACK DOMINO was overpowered by DA'MEON in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
BLASPHEMY overpowered SANDY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      22         PARRY-LUNGE       23 -   9 -  0      72  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         TOTAL PARRY       48 -  34 -  1      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         AIMED BLOW       139 - 110 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         LUNGING ATTACK   108 -  88 -  2      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         PARRY-STRIKE      25 -  21 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         SLASHING ATTACK   38 -  42 -  1      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         STRIKING ATTACK   48 -  60 -  1      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         BASHING ATTACK    35 -  45 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     38 -  54 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL     43 -  71 -  0      38  |

Turn 652 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      4 -  6         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  2     AIMED BLOW         7 - 15         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  7     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  4                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443     50   8  0  375 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
LUNGING ATTACK   JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742     46  20  1  279 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
SLASHING ATTACK  DESPERADO 77-2459          58  27  2  265 POSSE (1419)
WALL OF STEEL    RIDDLER 61-1856            93  68  1  247 FEAR FACTORY (632)
TOTAL PARRY      RETROVIRUS 70-6086         71  43  0  245 FEAR FACTORY IV (713)
PARRY-STRIKE     MARTIN BLANK 82-28434      96  30  1  240 BLOOD TITANS (1347)
STRIKING ATTACK  SEKHAT 7-2251              82 134  4  230 CASTAWAYS (1301)
BASHING ATTACK   DIJANNA 76-1992            50  57  1  219 SAND DANCERS (1185)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PROPANE TORCH 61-2524      52  53  1  210 FEAR FACTORY (632)
PARRY-LUNGE      REVANENT 15-4770           32  22  2  193 BLOODSWORN (1426)

The overall popularity leader is KHORA THE SMALL 78-519.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was SAINTS 11-6248.  The ten other most popular fighters were MORTIFICATION 
61-2333, THE LION KING 35-4124, MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113, THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413, THE 
SHADOW 61-2742, PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551, NOREASTER 35-3896, WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787, 
RETROVIRUS 70-6086, and WHITE LION 35-859.

The least popular fighter this week was BLACK DOMINO 58-6062.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BILL P. GORE 32-5114, VARINA FIREHAIR 78-1404, BACARDI LIMON 
12-5509, CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184, LASH LARUE 43-3806, KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129, CEDAR 
29-4319, LOSING IS FUN 12-6330, SANDY 1-6821, and DOCTOR OF STYLE 2-3025.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  JURINE(61)           3  4 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  2 0  ARVAT(32)            5  4 0  KURUKAR(64)          2  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           3  1 0  SENTERN(70)          1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  2 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       2  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       2  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          2  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  5 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  2 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SANDY 1-6821                24  66  1   51  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022)   MORDANT
 WHIFF 3-7295                35  19  1  191  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SEKHAT 7-2251               82 134  4  230  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787       50  45  1  188  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 SAINTS 11-6248              34  17  0  199  BLACK COLOSSUS (1434)      ARUAK CITY
 RAVEN EYES 12-2709          86 100  0  216  SWEET MAGIC (717)          RIZTAB
 REVANENT 15-4770            32  22  2  193  BLOODSWORN (1426)          MALCORN
 MOONJUMPER 16-3062          77 109  1  221  PUNNY AMINALS (708)        WILLAF
 MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252         61  94  0  209  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR
 DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187        51  21  1  214  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184   38  39  1  180  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 CEDAR 29-4319               40  63  2  191  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443      50   8  0  375  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742      46  20  1  279  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 NOREASTER 35-3896           97  39  2  259  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114         32  30  1  142  SUPERIOR FORCES (1344)     ZENSU
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          27   7  0  138  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 GEARFRIED 43-4270           36  19  0  206  WENSINWASIN (1023)         VEASTIAN
 FRASIER 47-6224             30  30  0  177  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 PETER BOND 49-3089          31  48  0   69  THE BONDS (774)            VITHICAR
 SCOVELLIE 53-6579           36  40  2  151  CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103)  KHALHUMS
 JONATHANNIE 56-3747         29  22  0  161  BAD APPLES (916)           ROCANIS
 BLACK DOMINO 58-6062        32  29  1   45  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104)   DELARQ TOR
 RIDDLER 61-1856             93  68  1  247  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914         73 103  1  213  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413     34  31  1  204  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086          71  43  0  245  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         89 159  2  154  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 DIJANNA 76-1992             50  57  1  219  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
 DESPERADO 77-2459           58  27  2  265  POSSE (1419)               MAZGOURRAH
 KHORA THE SMALL 78-519     156 149  4  210  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 MARTIN BLANK 82-28434       96  30  1  240  BLOOD TITANS (1347)        DWES EG
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303   32  11  1  208  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           57  34  4  223  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 PYG 98-1120                 18  14  4  189  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL