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Date   : 01/08/2026    Duedate: 01/21/2026

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 938

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 CAFE ERDMAN 12/1582 7875 3699  55 68.0      DARQUE FORCES II 50/1694
    GLEBE DWEEBS 16/1565                      6 REDHORSE 56/823     1289 1322  11 49.4
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        CASTAWAYS 65/1369
    RAGIN CAJUNS 11/1672                        DARKLINGS 74/1160
    GREEN DISEASE 12/1695                     7 MYTHOS 7 73/1612     760  924  15 45.1
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       MYTHOS 14 73/1571
    SATAN'S SWARM 35/1551                       JUDGEMENT 7 73/1675
    TAMPA TERRORS 19/1570                       EASTERN HORDE 3 73/1696
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      LUDUS MAGNUS CC 73/1634
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      LUDUS MAGNUS CD 73/1670
    HELL'S KITCHEN 36/1614                      LUDUS MAGNUS XV 73/1617
    SATAN'S SAINTS 63/1566                      LUDUS MAGNUS XIX 73/1669
    SATAN'S WHALES 19/1599                      EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 73/1608
    HELL'S DARKNESS 86/1673                     DYNASTY WARIORS III 73/1689
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU 73/1674
    BRINGER OF DEATH 14/1547                  8 DUREX 100 43/1697    147  182   1 44.7
    DEVIL'S CAULDRON 24/1678                    SNOW FORT 47/1653
    HELL'S BARFIENDS 63/1606                    XXX BANDITS 33/1452
    EVIL EASTER BUNNY 84/1552                 9 GUESS 98/1558        843 1087  12 43.7
    SATAN'S RENEGADES 63/1656                   MOMMA'S BOY 84/1600
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   RETRIBUTION 31/1541
    SATAN'S APOCALYPSE 97/1562                  COCONUT ARMY 95/1518
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 BUBBA'S FILTH 84/1684
    HERO OF NEW ORLEANS 78/1686                 DEATH BY DESIGN 32/1407
    SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY 97/1611                 DIVINE HERITAGE 72/1561
    PHILANTHROPISTS 20/773                      MUTANT ALLIANCE 86/1690
    PHILANTHROPISTS 35/510                      V FOR VOLUPTOUS 41/1613
    PHILANTHROPISTS 25/1702                     BUBBA'S BARBARIANS 16/1554
    PHILANTHROPISTS 29/1350                     BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK 47/1530
    PHILANTHROPISTS 32/1254                     EVAN'S SUPER SMASH 30/1605
    PHILANTHROPISTS 56/1271                     OPERATION: SANDMAN 17/1555
    PHILANTHROPISTS 69/1227                     TROPICAL TERRORS 2 96/1647
    PHILANTHROPISTS 81/1549                  12 KHOR'S GRUN 85/1638  116  168   0 40.8
    PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948                    DRAGON JUNKIES 19/1627
    PHILANTHROPISTS17 84/1384                   WENSINWASIN G.T. 85/1639
    PHILANTHROPISTS43 84/1707                   DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 62/1632
    PHILANTHROPISTS II 85/1709                  KHORS PRAETORIANS I 6/1622
    PHILANTHROPISTS 104 84/1708              14 BASH BROS B 28/1660   74  169   2 30.5
    TOTEMS OF RAGE 11/1092                      BASH BROS CARS 45/1663
    SANGUINE SAINTS 65/1111                     BASH BROS PARK 47/1665
    THE WASTING FIELD 33/1094                   BASH BROS OCEAN 31/1661
    DARQUE FORCES 45/1692                       BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/1659
    DARQUE FORCES 47/1693

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

     The native girl gave Orv a surprised smile.  "You have some herb lore, do you?"
     "You could say that," the little spirit replied with an answering smile.  "I'm a 
land healer.  When we're done with the monsters, I will heal the poisoned land here 
before I go home."
     "I'll pass the word.  Maybe some farmers will come and say which fields need 
help."
     The group of adventurers moved on down the flower-lined road, toward the forest 
with the dark and foggy spot in the middle.
     Vengeance said, "This chaos gate, is it a big visible stone gate, like when we 
fought in Gateway Arena?"
     Orv shook his, or her, or its head.  "It is a wound in Ghea, which has festered 
through the volcanic flow Sheila Greywand used to try and seal it.  The world beyond 
that breach is as poisonous to our world as our world is to that world."  Shaking its 
head, it spat to the side, as though tasting something vile.  "The breach is under the 
polluted water and I don't recommend going through to the other side.  It's likely 
that the enemy will be on this side, maybe in the water as the poison comforts them.  
In case you have to enter the water, I'll make you a salve to protect your bodies and 
your equipment, but that won't last more than an hour."
     Tortured Trout frowned as he strode down the road.  "Sounds like it would be best 
to lure them out of the water.  What can we do to really piss them off?"
     Orv gasped a surprised laugh, sounding as innocent as a child -- a child with 
mischief on its mind.  "I don't know them well, but I'd guess these invaders are 
fanatics who take themselves very seriously.  If they think you are making fun of 
them..."
     Marduk nodded.  "So, we pants them."
     Teetotaler shook his head.  "Nnn... ah.  We're talking about making them come out 
of the water to fight us.  How would that work?"
     "I could make an illusion," Trout suggested, rubbing his bearded chin.
     Teddy Brewster shrugged.  "When we see them, we should simply charge!"
     "We hide in the trees," said Vengeance.  "Trout makes an illusion of a farmer 
pantsing one of the poison weasels.  They get offended and come ashore to deal with 
it.  THEN we charge.  Hmm.  There are six of us, and seven of them.  Orv, do you 
fight?"
     The little spirit shook its head, then said, "Well... it depends.  You can see 
that I'm not as big and strong as all of you."
     "But you are of Ghea," said Tortured Trout.  "Can you poison those things with a 
touch?"
     "Oh.  Yes, I suppose so.  But if I am slain, I can't heal the land."
     "We won't include you in the fighting line, then.  Or Trout, either.  You guys 
are support.  The five of us can take those evil weasels."
     They had been walking rapidly as they made their plans.  Now, they were in the 
forest, which looked sick.  It was mostly oak and maple and sycamore trees, which 
should have had green leaves on this warm island, but all the leaves were shriveled 
and black, and curled up on the ground.  The tree skeletons looked twisted, as though 
they were in pain.  The group of fighters walked up a small rise in the land, and 
looked down upon a swamp, pools of bubbling yellowish water that stank of sulfur and 
rot.
     Vengeance looked at Orv.  "Can you tell where they are?"
     The nature spirit stretched out its arm, pointing at a particularly large pool.  
"Four of them.  The other three might still be in their own world."
     Teddy Brewster shifted his feet, hefted his sword, and snorted.  "Let's just 
charge."

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

The sands of Free Blades have shifted again, and not quietly. Turn 938 left behind 
dented armor and the silence that follows untamed violence. The old Lord-Marshall's 
chair was pried loose, dragged across the arena, and claimed by one who values power 
over pageantry. 

Subterfuge now sits on the top of the Free Blades' heap, having removed Vile Vegan 
from the lofty position. It was a crowd-pleasing title fight. Quick. Clean. 
Unsentimental. The crowd cheered. They always do. Subterfuge is not flashy, but the 
records tell the story: 255-56-0 and now the crown of Free Blades. The throne fits. 
For the moment.

Vile Vegan, meanwhile, learned that being the Lord-Marshall invites attention the way 
blood invites flies. Four would-be challengers will do that.

There were zero deaths in the arena, but those are not too common in our advanced 
arenas. I will toot Free Blades' horn a bit and congratulate you on being the most 
active regional arena. We witnessed 59 fights today, a significant leap above the 
other regionals. Go ahead and pat yourselves on the back. Go on! You've earned it!

Sleepwalker is our overall Popularity Leader with Shanks Pony taking all the accolades 
this day. Voice Rock was rather flat, and the crowd let him have it. I think I saw his 
mother in the stands, hissing at him. Being loved doesn't keep you alive, but being 
avoided sometimes does.

STYLEMASTERS

Aimed Blow - Subterfuge wins without wasting any motion. Every strike feels planned 
three turns ago. Lord-Marshall today and unsettlingly comfortable with it.

Lunger - Relentless forward pressure. Agitator commits to the style. It is recommended 
you fall down, or at least learn to limp.

Slasher - Fly Swatter reminded Tyrannical Tick that experience counts, scoring heavily 
and cleanly in this turn's win.

Parry-Lunge - Patient hunter energy. Bear Grylls soaks in pressure and waits for the 
right opportunity to strike. It has worked so far.

Parry-Strike - Few people have anything positive to say about this style, but Ertl 
Wisestaff keeps plugging along anyway. This turn, Ertl foiled the attempt of DC 
Mangler in a 1-minute bout.

Total Parry - There is nothing appetizing about the name Maggot Souffle. Luckily, the 
Commission does not award points for presentation.

Basher - Exactly what his name promises. Armageddon swings and makes plans collapse, 
maybe even a lung. Armor becomes a suggestion at this point.

Parry-Riposte - Mad Dog Russo? Is he man or beast? We will just call him aggressive 
with manners.

Striker - Approximate is not too elegant. He is also not too subtle. He is just there. 
You know, somewhere in the middle. But somehow, he is always standing in the end.

Wall of Steel - Tram Satans Blood doesn't win quickly. He just steadily erodes your 
hope.

Free Blades rewards those who fight smart, not fair. Schemes succeed. Underdogs 
occasionally bite back. Lord-Marshalls rise and fall. As for me, my hand cramps, and 
my mug is empty. I would complain, but someone must remember all of this. Until next 
time.

                                     -- Huard DePriest

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420         255  56  0  243  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SEGUE 13-5394               196  67  1  401  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 AGITATOR 63-3702             40  14  0  322  SATAN'S RENEGADES (1656)   AMEN-TEI
 LIME LIZARD 95-404           88  89  4  314  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740     251  51  0  307  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FLY SWATTER 20-2660          48  29  1  287  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185         163  70  0  268  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 WICKED WASP 35-4784          99  58  1  267  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570       31  15  2  263  PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)   BLACKSTONE
 RAVIOLI WIZARD 12-7600       91  25  1  257  CAFE ERDMANO (1582)        RIZTAB
 FEROCITY 32-6259            147  50  0  256  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SNOW CRAB LEGS 97-9095       48  29  5  255  SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY (1611) SHADOW GROVE
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287       60  19  0  254  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 DRAGONOV 85-1483             71  62  0  250  KHOR'S GRUNTS (1638)       JASPER GULCH
 UBERMENSCH II 32-6227        33  67  3  243  DEATH BY DESIGN (1407)     ARVAT
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         228 306  3  240  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 SEAWEED 31-6370              79  64  2  240  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 JANUARY O. IRONTAIL 84-25625130  20  1  239  EVIL EASTER BUNNY (1552)   BLACKSTONE
 ARMAGEDDON 32-7059          101  22  3  230  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697       34  42  0  227  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250     209  90  2  220  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 MALEDICTION 32-6998         136  44  0  220  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 THE TERRIBLE AWFUL 16-6684   76  68  1  220  BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (1554)  WILLAF
 OEDIPUT REX 84-53194         45  43  1  220  MOMMA'S BOY (1600)         BLACKSTONE
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       165  42  1  218  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415          60  86  1  217  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR
 SATAN'S WHISKERS 63-3613     52  49  4  215  HELL'S BARFIENDS (1606)    AMEN-TEI
 UNSANCTIFIED 32-7029        122  50  2  213  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TICKLES 9-3486              139 288  1  210  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 EAT IT RAW 47-7996           86 107  1  210  BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (1530)  NORTH FORK
 CHAOS 12-7652                66  93  1  210  EASTERN HORDES (1576)      RIZTAB
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179           51  36  1  210  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823          49  92  4  210  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL
 PATIENCE 35-2005             48  49  1  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 ALDALDON 56-3913             47  38  1  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 COUSIN PAPA SMURF 73-4944    47  55  0  210  EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (1608)  ERINIKA
 SPICLUS 73-7766              44  51  0  210  LUDUS MAGNUS XV (1617)     ERINIKA
 WISCONSIN 45-5079            37  40  2  210  BATTLE SHIPS (1560)        STORMCROWE
 MAKADOS 29-4704              37  25  0  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 HAWKINS 47-8949              31  14  0  210  SNOW FORT (1653)           NORTH FORK
-ALLAN A' DALE 9-3586         27  26  2  210  BLUE BOAR INN II (1623)    ZUKAL
 MOTHER GRIZZLY 11-4297       22   9  0  210  TOTEMS OF RAGE (1092)      ARUAK CITY
 PERICLES 73-7818             35  52  0  208  LUDUS MAGNUS CC (1634)     ERINIKA
 DOMINION 72-11326            69  88  1  207  DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)     DRAGONHEAD
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156        49  42  1  207  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 VINDICATOR 31-5950           32  46  0  207  RETRIBUTION (1541)         CHIMLEVTAL
 MARILYN 45-3712              27  36  2  206  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186       25  36  3  206  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 GOG 14-5296                 106  97  2  205  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
 SUPER MAC 30-5685            43  52  0  205  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629          24   9  0  205  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711          260  55  1  203  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 BRENNANS 11-8735             32  15  0  202  RAGIN CAJUNS (1672)        ARUAK CITY
 COLOMBIAN OVERLORD 19-5855  102  22  1  201  TAMPA TERRORS (1570)       ZUWAYZA
 D. DIRK WANN 32-7161         73  20  2  200  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
-SHARK 31-6525                56 100  0  200  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581           22  17  3  200  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
-KING RICHARD II 9-1976       49  55  1  199  BLUE BOAR INN (207)        ZUKAL
 AQUINAS 63-3480             104  33  2  198  SATAN'S SAINTS (1566)      AMEN-TEI
 TRAM SATANS BLOOD 65-1106    64  61  2  198  SANGUINE SAINTS (1111)     DAL SHANG
 LETHAL LOCUST 35-4790        28   8  0  198  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 BULLY 47-8410                39  38  0  197  BASH BROS PARK (1665)      NORTH FORK
 THE ADJUDICATOR 33-9804      37  41  0  197  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 BLIZZARD 47-8887             23   8  0  197  SNOW FORT (1653)           NORTH FORK
 FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982       77  34  1  196  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 BESTIARII 73-7746            37  38  0  196  LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (1669)    ERINIKA
 DOOR DINGS 45-5247           61  72  2  195  BASH BROS CARS (1663)      STORMCROWE
 LORD RAHL 33-9515            37  28  0  195  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DC MANGLER 16-6616           88  55  0  194  GLEBE DWEEBS (1565)        WILLAF

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COURAGE 32-6353             124  41  1  193  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SIR GARLON 73-7400           49  74  0  192  MYTHOS 7 (1612)            ERINIKA
 MIST MARIE 81-1322           44  27  0  192  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 PHIL PHILANTHROPIST 20-3330  39  65  2  191  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 SALT WATER 31-7012           34  44  1  191  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 TWILIGHT 86-31614            35  13  1  190  HELL'S DARKNESS (1673)     STORM POINT
 LOUIS CYPHRE 32-7573         21   7  1  190  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 TYRANNICAL TICK 35-4786     132  19  1  188  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         52  95  2  188  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (1659)   WILLAF
 SLANDER 97-7889             100  38  4  187  SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)  SHADOW GROVE
 TUB OF LARD 19-5990          61  42  0  185  SATAN'S WHALES (1599)      ZUWAYZA
 ICECLAW 65-3364              70 128  0  184  CASTAWAYS (1369)           DAL SHANG
 SHANKS PONY 56-3854          47 135  0  184  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 RUSTLING BREEZE 33-6478      32  33  1  184  THE WASTING FIELD (1094)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 OBSCENITY 84-33352           26  19  0  184  BUBBA'S FILTH (1684)       BLACKSTONE
 UGLY ART 47-9458             38  38  0  183  BASH BROS PARK (1665)      NORTH FORK
-DEEP DOOM 45-1933            27  16  1  183  PHILATHROPISTS (1368)      STORMCROWE
-GIL-GALAD 9-2335             48  44  0  181  BLUE BOAR INN (207)        ZUKAL
 SUN SHANGXIANG 73-9894       26  21  1  181  DYNASTY WARIORS III (1689) ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEADACHE 28-5609             59  78  1  180  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 BONE HELM 33-10609           25  24  0  178  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SPRAIN 28-5195               53  48  0  174  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
-YYZ 9-1972                   42  60  0  173  BLUE BOAR INN (207)        ZUKAL
 LINDSEY LOU 33-8930          37  38  1  172  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CALL ME LOT 33-8862          32  44  0  172  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ZHANG FEI 73-9900            28  23  0  163  DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU (1674)ERINIKA
 XUNDAM 85-1571               17  12  1  156  WENSINWASIN G.T. (1639)    JASPER GULCH
 EXOUSIA 73-9420              28  25  1  155  JUDGEMENT 7 (1675)         ERINIKA
 THE MAYTAL 35-3644           19   6  0  153  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BILL P. GORE 32-5114         48  28  1  149  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 URSULA 45-3713               27  22  1  143  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
-GNARL HAND ORC 35-4687       20   7  0  141  LORDS OF DOOM (1557)       MURSKA
-FRIAR TUCK 9-3582            22  17  1  140  BLUE BOAR INN II (1623)    ZUKAL
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794         27  14  0  137  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 ISHTAR 73-7944               26  29  1  133  MYTHOS 14 (1571)           ERINIKA
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712        26  13  1  127  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
 SKOACH 84-30600              19   6  2  126  PHILANTHROPISTS 104 (1708) BLACKSTONE
 ANOMALY 86-24847             14   7  1  126  MUTANT ALLIANCE (1690)     STORM POINT
 BAD POSTURE 35-2133          21  21  1  124  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
-DAVROS 33-9753               27  21  0  121  THE DEMONIC PICKLES (1523) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-BAGUL 33-8733                28  28  0  118  THE DEMONIC PICKLES (1523) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-ROBIN HOOD 9-3583            23  27  0  111  BLUE BOAR INN II (1623)    ZUKAL
-LITTLE JOHN 9-2475           39  42  0  109  BLUE BOAR INN (207)        ZUKAL
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682           28  18  1  108  PHILANTHROPISTS (1702)     LYRATILAN
 OENOMAUS 73-7809             28  46  2  107  LUDUS MAGNUS CD (1670)     ERINIKA
-NOSFERATU 33-9191            27  26  1  107  THE DEMONIC PICKLES (1523) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SWERK 32-5206                18   8  0  107  PHILANTHROPISTS (1254)     ARVAT
 FRENZY 47-9949               23  13  0  101  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-WILL SCARLET 9-2535          41  38  3  100  BLUE BOAR INN (207)        ZUKAL
 LEPERCHAUN 12-8017           20   8  0  100  GREEN DISEASE (1695)       RIZTAB
 WAR MAIDEN 45-4743           35  40  1   97  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 WIND RAIN 85-1832            19  10  0   96  PHILANTHROPISTS II (1709)  JASPER GULCH
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565      22  12  3   94  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
-WINTER 31-6953               27  17  2   91  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAGE HARMONY 84-17734        19   8  0   86  PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1707)   BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LOOM 43-5570                 21  29  0   83  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN
-BABA YAGA 33-10566           20  21  2   75  THE DEMONIC PICKLES (1523) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DEWEY 73-9264                24  27  2   74  EASTERN HORDE 3 (1696)     ERINIKA
 CALLISTA 19-4575             23  22  2   73  DRAGON JUNKIES (1627)      ZUWAYZA
-SPICY GIANT 19-6171          20  13  1   72  DEMONIC CHILI'S (1643)     ZUWAYZA
 MELANROH 20-402              19  17  2   69  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM
-LIL-PEPPA 19-6224            15  12  2   65  DEMONIC CHILI'S (1643)     ZUWAYZA
 VOICE ROCK 33-10683          17  20  1   57  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-CHILI DOG 19-6182            21  13  0   53  DEMONIC CHILI'S (1643)     ZUWAYZA
-CAROLINA REAPER 19-6134      19   9  1   48  DEMONIC CHILI'S (1643)     ZUWAYZA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SUBTERFUGE bested VILE VEGAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
DC MANGLER was vanquished by ERTL WISESTAFF in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
RAVIOLI WIZARD overpowered VINDICATOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
FEROCITY bested SPICLUS in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
RUSTLING BREEZE was demolished by SUPER MAC in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
MOTHER GRIZZLY vanquished SALT WATER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
APOCALYPSE overcame TICKLES in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
LETHAL LOCUST slimly lost to IAN KNOTTINGHAM in a 6 minute Challenge duel.
MAD DOG RUSSO overpowered WISCONSIN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THE DARK KNIGHT overpowered CHAOS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TRAM SATANS BLOOD overpowered SPRAIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BILL P. GORE devastated ISHTAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
DRAGONOV devastated MIST MARIE in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
JANUARY O. IRONTAIL handily defeated APPROXIMATE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BEAR GRYLLS narrowly defeated MAKADOS in a action packed 3 minute struggle.
TUB OF LARD was handily defeated by JOLTIN' JOE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FLY SWATTER devastated TYRANNICAL TICK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SLEEPWALKER overpowered LOUIS CYPHRE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
SIR GARLON was handily defeated by THE TERRIBLE AWFUL in a 1 minute competition.
COUSIN PAPA SMURF was savagely defeated by COLOMBIAN OVERLORD in a 2 minute fight.
LIME LIZARD subdued FEROCIOUS FLEA in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
AGITATOR vanquished ICECLAW in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray.
AQUINAS was savagely defeated by SEAWEED in a action packed 4 minute brutal fight.
ALDALDON was defeated by SEGUE in a popular 2 minute duel.
EAT IT RAW was savagely defeated by MALEDICTION in a 2 minute gruesome match.
SLANDER was overpowered by UBERMENSCH II in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
SNOW CRAB LEGS overpowered LORD RAHL in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
MAGGOT SOUFFLE defeated MARILYN in a action packed 2 minute fight.
ARMAGEDDON slimly won victory over HAWKINS in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
SHEET WITH EYES defeated PATIENCE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
WICKED WASP overpowered ZEBZAMBEZI in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MARVIN HAGLER was demolished by OLD HICKORY in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
THE ADJUDICATOR was viciously subdued by CARELESS BEAR in a exciting 3 minute battle.
OEDIPUT REX overpowered PHIL PHILANTHROPIST in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
D. DIRK WANN handily defeated BONE HELM in a 1 minute uneven match.
UNSANCTIFIED overpowered PERICLES in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
COURAGE subdued HEADACHE in a action packed 1 minute competition.
BRENNANS savagely defeated BESTIARII in a exciting 4 minute gruesome fight.
DOOR DINGS unbelievably bested SHANKS PONY in a exciting 6 minute struggle.
BULLY handily defeated EXOUSIA in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
BLIZZARD overpowered ZHANG FEI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
UGLY ART was handily defeated by ISLAND TEMPEST in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
SATAN'S WHISKERS overpowered CALL ME LOT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
DOMINION overpowered SUN SHANGXIANG in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
OBSCENITY slimly lost to GOG in a 2 minute brutal duel.
TWILIGHT demolished LINDSEY LOU in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
XUNDAM savagely defeated STRANGE BREW in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
THE MAYTAL bested HELYSE in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
URSULA unbelievably bested VENOMOUS FANG in a exciting 3 minute bloody battle.
LEPERCHAUN was overpowered by ANOMALY in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
OENOMAUS was devastated by SKOACH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DELLAMITRI vanquished ROSELLA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FRENZY overpowered MELANROH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal mismatched brawl.
SWERK beat WAR MAIDEN in a action packed 2 minute fight.
BAD POSTURE subdued XHUGHA KARGARIT in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
WIND RAIN handily defeated ROSELLA in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched bout.
RAGE HARMONY devastated VOICE ROCK in a 1 minute uneven match.
DEWEY lost to LOOM in a popular 4 minute bout.
WHISTLIN' DIXIE overpowered CALLISTA in a action packed 1 minute brutal uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  30         LUNGING ATTACK   183 - 102 -  2      64  |
|AIMED BLOW                      26         TOTAL PARRY       64 -  48 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -  15 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         SLASHING ATTACK   33 -  31 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         AIMED BLOW       127 - 128 -  3      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -  29 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     25 -  31 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         BASHING ATTACK    33 -  50 -  0      40  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL     33 -  52 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  33 -  0      25  |

Turn 938 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  6         5  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      4 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  9     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        14 - 12     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  6         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  4         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SUBTERFUGE 84--27116      255  56  0  243 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427)
LUNGING ATTACK   AGITATOR 63-3702           40  14  0  322 SATAN'S RENEGADES (1656)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLY SWATTER 20-2660        48  29  1  287 PHILANTHROPISTS (773)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185       163  70  0  268 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
PARRY-STRIKE     ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570     31  15  2  263 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)
TOTAL PARRY      MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287     60  19  0  254 HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)
BASHING ATTACK   ARMAGEDDON 32-7059        101  22  3  230 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483     165  42  1  218 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
STRIKING ATTACK  APPROXIMATE 98-6823        49  92  4  210 GUESS (1558)
WALL OF STEEL    TRAM SATANS BLOOD 65-1106  64  61  2  198 SANGUINE SAINTS (1111)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SHANKS PONY 56-3854.  The ten other most popular fighters were LETHAL LOCUST 
35-4790, VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712, CARELESS BEAR 62-4156, XUNDAM 85-1571, IAN 
KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697, SEAWEED 31-6370, ARMAGEDDON 32-7059, BAD POSTURE 35-2133, DEWEY 
73-9264, and BESTIARII 73-7746.

The least popular fighter this week was VOICE ROCK 33-10683.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OENOMAUS 73-7809, SUN SHANGXIANG 73-9894, CALL ME LOT 33-8862, 
BONE HELM 33-10609, SIR GARLON 73-7400, ISHTAR 73-7944, CHAOS 12-7652, WISCONSIN 
45-5079, VINDICATOR 31-5950, and MELANROH 20-402.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  2 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  ARVAT(32)           10  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  7 0  ERINIKA(73)          0 11 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           3  5 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  3 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     3  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          3  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  3 0  STORM POINT(86)      2  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  DUSKMOOR(95)         1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697      34  42  0  227  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 TICKLES 9-3486             139 288  1  210  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 MOTHER GRIZZLY 11-4297      22   9  0  210  TOTEMS OF RAGE (1092)      ARUAK CITY
 RAVIOLI WIZARD 12-7600      91  25  1  257  CAFE ERDMANO (1582)        RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394              196  67  1  401  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 GOG 14-5296                106  97  2  205  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250    209  90  2  220  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 THE TERRIBLE AWFUL 16-6684  76  68  1  220  BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (1554)  WILLAF
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415         60  86  1  217  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185        163  70  0  268  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 FLY SWATTER 20-2660         48  29  1  287  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794        27  14  0  137  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682          28  18  1  108  PHILANTHROPISTS (1702)     LYRATILAN
 HEADACHE 28-5609            59  78  1  180  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 MAKADOS 29-4704             37  25  0  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 SUPER MAC 30-5685           43  52  0  205  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 SEAWEED 31-6370             79  64  2  240  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 FEROCITY 32-6259           147  50  0  256  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740    251  51  0  307  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 WICKED WASP 35-4784         99  58  1  267  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287      60  19  0  254  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179          51  36  1  210  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
 LOOM 43-5570                21  29  0   83  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN
 WISCONSIN 45-5079           37  40  2  210  BATTLE SHIPS (1560)        STORMCROWE
 EAT IT RAW 47-7996          86 107  1  210  BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (1530)  NORTH FORK
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565     22  12  3   94  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
 ALDALDON 56-3913            47  38  1  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156       49  42  1  207  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 AGITATOR 63-3702            40  14  0  322  SATAN'S RENEGADES (1656)   AMEN-TEI
 TRAM SATANS BLOOD 65-1106   64  61  2  198  SANGUINE SAINTS (1111)     DAL SHANG
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712       26  13  1  127  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
 DOMINION 72-11326           69  88  1  207  DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)     DRAGONHEAD
 COUSIN PAPA SMURF 73-4944   47  55  0  210  EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (1608)  ERINIKA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843        228 306  3  240  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629         24   9  0  205  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
 MIST MARIE 81-1322          44  27  0  192  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 SUBTERFUGE 84--27116       255  56  0  243  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 DRAGONOV 85-1483            71  62  0  250  KHOR'S GRUNTS (1638)       JASPER GULCH
 TWILIGHT 86-31614           35  13  1  190  HELL'S DARKNESS (1673)     STORM POINT
 LIME LIZARD 95-404          88  89  4  314  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186      25  36  3  206  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 SNOW CRAB LEGS 97-9095      48  29  5  255  SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY (1611) SHADOW GROVE
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823         49  92  4  210  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL