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Date   : 06/11/2026    Duedate: 06/24/2026

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 949

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 CAFE ERDMAN 12/1582 8172 3804  55 68.2      JUDGEMENT 1 73/1726
    GLEBE DWEEBS 16/1565                        JUDGEMENT 7 73/1675
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        JUDGEMENT 20 73/1727
    HELL'S CHOIR 25/1710                        EASTERN HORDES 12/1576
    RAGIN CAJUNS 11/1672                        SWORD HEROES 5 73/1728
    GREEN DISEASE 12/1695                       EASTERN HORDE 3 73/1696
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       EASTERN HORDE 4 73/1725
    SATAN'S SWARM 35/1551                       LUDUS MAGNUS CC 73/1634
    TAMPA TERRORS 19/1570                       LUDUS MAGNUS CD 73/1670
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      LUDUS MAGNUS XIX 73/1669
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 73/1608
    HELL'S KITCHEN 36/1614                      DYNASTY WARIORS III 73/1689
    SATAN'S SAINTS 63/1566                      DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU 73/1674
    SATAN'S WHALES 19/1599                    7 DARQUE FORC 45/1692   76   96   3 44.2
    HELL'S DARKNESS 86/1673                     DARQUE FORCES 47/1693
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     DARQUE FORCES II 50/1694
    BRINGER OF DEATH 14/1547                  8 GUESS 98/1558        909 1171  12 43.7
    DEVIL'S CAULDRON 24/1678                    MOMMA'S BOY 84/1600
    HELL'S BARFIENDS 63/1606                    RETRIBUTION 31/1541
    EVIL EASTER BUNNY 84/1552                   COCONUT ARMY 95/1518
    SATAN'S RENEGADES 63/1656                   BUBBA'S FILTH 84/1684
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   DEATH BY DESIGN 32/1407
    SATAN'S APOCALYPSE 97/1562                  DIVINE HERITAGE 72/1561
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 MUTANT ALLIANCE 86/1690
    HERO OF NEW ORLEANS 78/1686                 V FOR VOLUPTOUS 41/1613
    SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY 97/1611                 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK 47/1530
    PHILANTHROPISTS 1/1730                      EVAN'S SUPER SMASH 30/1605
    PHILANTHROPISTS 35/510                      OPERATION: SANDMAN 17/1555
    PHILANTHROPISTS 25/1702                     TROPICAL TERRORS 2 96/1647
    PHILANTHROPISTS 29/1350                   9 MY PETS 9/1272       528  700   2 43.0
    PHILANTHROPISTS 32/1254                  10 KHOR'S GRUN 85/1638  142  197   0 41.9
    PHILANTHROPISTS 33/1380                     W.S.W.I.B.G.C. 84/1637
    PHILANTHROPISTS 41/1732                     KHOR'S INDIGENOUS 97/1640
    PHILANTHROPISTS 56/1271                     DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 62/1632
    PHILANTHROPISTS 60/1381                     KHORS PRAETORIANS I 6/1622
    PHILANTHROPISTS 61/1268                  11 BINARY CODE 9/423    365  509   1 41.8
    PHILANTHROPISTS 69/1227                     THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
    PHILANTHROPISTS 81/1549                     KILLER TUNES 65/1116
    PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948                    ROMAN EMPIRE 37/1455
    PHILANTHROPISTS17 84/1384                   HELL'S HEROES 32/1729
    PHILANTHROPISTS39 84/1715                   THE MONGOLOIDS II 81/1463
    PHILANTHROPISTS43 84/1707                12 DUREX 100 43/1697    170  238   1 41.7
    PHILANTHROPISTS55 84/1716                   SNOW FORT 47/1653
    PHILANTHROPISTS II 85/1709                  XXX BANDITS 33/1452
    PHILANTHROPISTS 104 84/1708              13 BASH BROS B 28/1660   95  220   2 30.2
  3 THE WASTING 33/1094   40   36   1 52.6      BASH BROS PARK 47/1665
  4 REDHORSE 56/823     1302 1342  11 49.2      BASH BROS OCEAN 31/1661
    DARKLINGS 74/1160                           BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/1659
  6 MYTHOS 7 73/1612     811 1017  15 44.4   14 MONGOL HORDE 31/565   13   32   0 28.9
    MYTHOS 14 73/1571                           TOILET GHOSTS 53/1731

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Buy your old friend Huard a drink, and let's sort through all the bruises and boasts 
from Turn 949. As always, the warriors provided the entertainment while the management 
was good for excuses.

As always, we start with the top warrior, our Lord Marshall. Lime Lizard remains on 
top after successfully defending his title against the ever-dangerous Apocalypse. The 
challenger gave a respectable effort, but the respectable effort does not get you the 
top position back. Wins do. Lime Lizard remains the biggest reptile in the room and 
continues to represent Duskmoor in Free Blades.

The biggest surprise of the turn belonged to Island Tempest, who battered January O. 
Irontail and earned the largest recognition gain of the cycle. A warrior sitting at 
29-43 is rarely expected to be handing out lessons to the competition, especially a 
140-win veteran, but arenas are a funny place. Sometimes the underdog bites. Sometimes 
the favorite trips over their own feet. Either way, Island Tempest walks away with the 
headline and a win.

Ferocious Flea got embarrassed after taking a rather unexpected loss from Aldaldon. 
Now, a flea is a dangerous thing when it is hopping around and causing trouble. Sadly, 
this time it looked like someone found the bug spray. The toughest areas in Free 
Blades continue to be occupied by Angels of Pain and company. Ferocity, Courage, 
Armageddon, Unsanctified, and Louis Cyphre spent another turn reminding everyone why 
challenging them is generally considered a poor life choice. The Dark One's teams 
continue to dominate the upper ranks like a tax collector who knows where you live.

Philanthropists 2 earn the distinction of being the arena's most avoided team. 
Apparently, managers spent the week taking one look at that stable and deciding there 
were easier ways to spend an afternoon. The chief offenders, errr avoiders, were 
Satan's Swarm, who avoided them with the same gusto I give to running out on a bar 
tab.

The arena actually suffered a death this turn. I nearly tossed the golem's report 
before looking at it because the "DEAD LIST" is so often blank. Garok of the 
Philantrophists fell before Nemesis Prime. Raise a mug for Garok; it will be a short 
death, thanks to our healers, but no less painful. He entered the sands as a warrior, 
and he exited them the same way, just horizontal.

Participation in the arena remains strong, and the top ranks remain crowded with 
talented veteran warriors. Free Blades continues to produce the sort of fights that 
remind everyone why advanced arenas are where legends go to either shine or get fat 
with retirement.

Before I stagger back to the tavern, I'd like to offer a bit of wisdom. A young 
manager once asked me, "Huard, what's the secret to success in Free Blades?" I told 
him, "Find a warrior who wins." He said, "That's it?" I said, "If you can manage that 
part, the rest tends to work itself out." Ah, tavern philosophy, stating the obvious, 
but it sounds deep because everyone is drunk.

Until next turn, Free Blades!

Huard DePriest

P.S. Feel free to buy me a drink or three.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIME LIZARD 95-404           97  91  4  618  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740     262  51  0  422  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FEROCITY 32-6259            157  51  0  320  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SLANDER 97-7889             111  38  4  320  SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)  SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AQUINAS 63-3480             114  34  2  318  SATAN'S SAINTS (1566)      AMEN-TEI
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186       29  43  3  314  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 TYRANNICAL TICK 35-4786     142  20  1  279  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 COUSIN PAPA SMURF 73-4944    55  58  0  270  EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (1608)  ERINIKA
 COURAGE 32-6353             133  43  1  263  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185         173  71  0  261  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 SOBER 65-6422                26  14  0  257  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 SNOW CRAB LEGS 97-9095       57  31  5  255  SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY (1611) SHADOW GROVE
 ALDALDON 56-3913             54  42  1  248  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 UBERMENSCH II 32-6227        36  75  3  247  DEATH BY DESIGN (1407)     ARVAT
 ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570       35  22  2  247  PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)   BLACKSTONE
 DOMINION 72-11326            75  93  1  239  DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)     DRAGONHEAD
 MALEDICTION 32-6998         143  48  0  237  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
-J. B. DIGRIZ 49-402          47  26  0  236  S. S. RATS (117)           VITHICAR
 LOUIS CYPHRE 32-7573         31   8  1  236  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SEGUE 13-5394               205  69  1  234  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 ROLF 37-1553                 51  80  3  234  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 WICKED WASP 35-4784         107  61  1  232  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697       40  47  0  232  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 GOG 14-5296                 114 100  2  228  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287       69  21  0  228  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415          62  95  1  227  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250     217  93  2  225  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       173  45  1  222  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179           57  41  1  222  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156        55  47  1  222  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 OEDIPUT REX 84-53194         49  50  1  220  MOMMA'S BOY (1600)         BLACKSTONE
 LETHAL LOCUST 35-4790        36  11  0  220  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 MIST MARIE 81-1322           50  32  0  218  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 DJAIK 9-589                  55  78  2  217  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 TICKLES 9-3486              141 297  1  215  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 SEAWEED 31-6370              83  71  2  215  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 ISHTAR 73-7944               33  33  1  212  MYTHOS 14 (1571)           ERINIKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         236 309  3  210  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 DRAGONOV 85-1483             76  68  0  210  KHOR'S GRUNTS (1638)       JASPER GULCH
 ICECLAW 65-3364              74 135  0  210  CASTAWAYS (1369)           DAL SHANG
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823          54  98  4  210  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL
 PATIENCE 35-2005             54  54  1  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 SIR GARLON 73-7400           52  82  0  210  MYTHOS 7 (1612)            ERINIKA
 FLY SWATTER 20-2660          50  38  1  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 SHANKS PONY 56-3854          48 145  0  210  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 RUSTLING BREEZE 33-6478      39  37  1  210  THE WASTING FIELD (1094)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MAKADOS 29-4704              39  34  0  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 OBSCENITY 84-33352           30  26  0  210  BUBBA'S FILTH (1684)       BLACKSTONE
 SKOACH 84-30600              27   9  2  210  PHILANTHROPISTS 104 (1708) BLACKSTONE
 THE MAYTAL 35-3644           27   9  0  210  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420         264  58  0  207  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 UNSANCTIFIED 32-7029        131  52  2  206  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 ARMAGEDDON 32-7059          108  26  3  206  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371      48  58  2  204  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 LEPERCHAUN 12-8017           26  11  0  204  GREEN DISEASE (1695)       RIZTAB
 SATAN'S WHISKERS 63-3613     57  55  4  203  HELL'S BARFIENDS (1606)    AMEN-TEI
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712        33  17  1  202  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
 ZHANG FEI 73-9900            33  29  0  202  DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU (1674)ERINIKA
 ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581           25  25  3  202  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 BAD POSTURE 35-2133          24  29  1  202  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 COLOMBIAN OVERLORD 19-5855  110  25  1  201  TAMPA TERRORS (1570)       ZUWAYZA
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711          269  57  1  200  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 JANUARY O. IRONTAIL 84-25625140  21  1  198  EVIL EASTER BUNNY (1552)   BLACKSTONE
 FERMIUS THE GAUL 37-1157     51  45  0  198  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 SIR RICHARD 9-524            49  44  1  198  BINARY CODE (423)          ZUKAL

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BRENNANS 11-8735             39  19  0  198  RAGIN CAJUNS (1672)        ARUAK CITY
 VEXED VIKING 35-3641         29  20  0  198  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 TUB OF LARD 19-5990          68  46  0  197  SATAN'S WHALES (1599)      ZUWAYZA
 SUPER MAC 30-5685            48  58  0  197  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 UGLY ART 47-9458             42  45  0  196  BASH BROS PARK (1665)      NORTH FORK
 SALT WATER 31-7012           37  52  1  196  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
-THE BISHOP 49-401            36  26  1  196  S. S. RATS (117)           VITHICAR
 PERICLES 73-7818             36  62  0  196  LUDUS MAGNUS CC (1634)     ERINIKA
 HAWKINS 47-8949              35  21  0  196  SNOW FORT (1653)           NORTH FORK
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629          30  14  0  195  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
 RAVIOLI WIZARD 12-7600       99  28  1  193  CAFE ERDMANO (1582)        RIZTAB
 EAT IT RAW 47-7996           90 114  1  193  BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (1530)  NORTH FORK
 FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982       87  35  1  193  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 SUN SHANGXIANG 73-9894       30  28  1  193  DYNASTY WARIORS III (1689) ERINIKA
 CHAOS 12-7652                70 100  1  192  EASTERN HORDES (1576)      RIZTAB
 BILL P. GORE 32-5114         53  34  1  191  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SPRAIN 28-5195               55  57  0  190  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 BESTIARII 73-7746            41  45  0  190  LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (1669)    ERINIKA
 CALL ME LOT 33-8862          36  51  0  190  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 AGITATOR 63-3702             45  20  0  189  SATAN'S RENEGADES (1656)   AMEN-TEI
 FRENZY 47-9949               27  20  0  188  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794         32  20  0  187  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 D. DIRK WANN 32-7161         81  23  2  186  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
-HE 49-468                    41  21  2  186  STNLESS STEEL RATS (118)   VITHICAR
-LORD RAHL 33-9515            37  29  0  185  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 VINDICATOR 31-5950           36  53  0  185  RETRIBUTION (1541)         CHIMLEVTAL
 THE ADJUDICATOR 33-9804      40  49  0  184  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TWILIGHT 86-31614            42  17  1  183  HELL'S DARKNESS (1673)     STORM POINT
 LADY VASHJ 84-27862          20  38  0  181  W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (1637)      BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EXOUSIA 73-9420              31  33  1  180  JUDGEMENT 7 (1675)         ERINIKA
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682           35  22  1  179  PHILANTHROPISTS (1702)     LYRATILAN
 MYKUL 81-1018                45  60  0  178  THE MONGOLOIDS II (1463)   SHADOWSPIRE
 DC MANGLER 16-6616           92  62  0  177  GLEBE DWEEBS (1565)        WILLAF
 LINDSEY LOU 33-8930          41  45  1  174  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ANOMALY 86-24847             19  13  1  173  MUTANT ALLIANCE (1690)     STORM POINT
 BOOMING BARITONE 25-6687     17   2  0  171  HELL'S CHOIR (1710)        LYRATILAN
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         55 103  2  164  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (1659)   WILLAF
 URSULA 45-3713               30  30  1  164  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 WIND RAIN 85-1832            24  12  0  161  PHILANTHROPISTS II (1709)  JASPER GULCH
 SWERK 32-5206                22  15  0  161  PHILANTHROPISTS (1254)     ARVAT
 ONYB ENGLVAR 81-903          26  25  0  156  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 GOADRIC 84-9088              19   4  3  151  PHILANTHROPISTS39 (1715)   BLACKSTONE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DRAVENDER 60-7655            22   9  0  150  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 RAGE HARMONY 84-17734        23  15  0  147  PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1707)   BLACKSTONE
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565      28  17  3  146  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
 HEADACHE 28-5609             63  85  1  141  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 DAGON 32-7564                20  54  0  137  HELL'S HEROES (1729)       ARVAT
 OENOMAUS 73-7809             31  54  2  135  LUDUS MAGNUS CD (1670)     ERINIKA
 MARILYN 45-3712              29  45  2  135  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 BALAAM 32-7638               28  34  0  122  HELL'S HEROES (1729)       ARVAT
 THEROD 35-4047               28  18  0  121  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 ATALAN 60-7656               21  13  0  121  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 BONE HELM 33-10609           27  33  0  114  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 APEFACE 47-10318             31  25  0  110  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK
 NEMESIS PRIME 47-10643       21  11  1  110  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK
 THE OGRE TROLL 20-434        24  17  0  109  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM
 HIAWATHA 97-7160             20  16  4  105  KHOR'S INDIGENOUS (1640)   SHADOW GROVE
 WAR MAIDEN 45-4743           40  46  1  104  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MELANROH 20-402              23  24  2  103  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LOVE SACRIFICE 31-1896       24  40  3  100  MONGOL HORDE (565)         CHIMLEVTAL
 QUIRMY 73-10027              30  16  0   99  SWORD HEROES 5 (1728)      ERINIKA
 VOICE ROCK 33-10683          20  28  1   96  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZENOS 84-10720               20   5  0   90  PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1716)   BLACKSTONE
-MIRO HETZEL 49-1063          21  14  0   86  STNLESS STEEL RATS (118)   VITHICAR
 ADOEL 73-9389                24  25  0   80  JUDGEMENT 1 (1726)         ERINIKA
 IOSIO 1-7834                 19   2  1   80  PHILANTHROPISTS (1730)     MORDANT
 NALENTHU 56-3909             16  10  0   78  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 SCREWFACE 33-6829            22  10  1   76  PHILANTHROPISTS (1380)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 THE OGRE SPRITE 20-403       20  16  0   76  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM
-CRAZY TRAIN 40-1750          18  13  0   67  PHILANTHROPISTS (1234)     ZENSU
 EVANGELINA 73-9746           25  23  0   60  JUDGEMENT 20 (1727)        ERINIKA
 JASO 41-4570                 16   7  0   60  PHILANTHROPISTS (1732)     KATI-TEI
 GAROK 61-3378                13   9  0   58  PHILANTHROPISTS (1268)     JURINE
 LYVELLE 73-9266              26  26  1   54  EASTERN HORDE 4 (1725)     ERINIKA
 LOOM 43-5570                 23  38  0   53  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN
 DEWEY 73-9264                25  37  2   48  EASTERN HORDE 3 (1696)     ERINIKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
GAROK 61-3378             13   9  0 PHILANTHROPISTS 1268   NEMESIS PRIME 47-10643     949

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GOG unbelievably bested ZEBZAMBEZI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
TYRANNICAL TICK demolished RUSTLING BREEZE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
MALEDICTION won victory over DRAGONOV in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
THE DARK KNIGHT overpowered SHANKS PONY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FEROCITY bested THE MAYTAL in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
APOCALYPSE was viciously subdued by LIME LIZARD in a 3 minute Challenge Title match.
RAVIOLI WIZARD was overpowered by SOBER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
DC MANGLER was vanquished by TICKLES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SUBTERFUGE viciously subdued ICECLAW in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
DJAIK savagely defeated UGLY ART in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge melee.
LETHAL LOCUST demolished SALT WATER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BOOMING BARITONE savagely defeated URSULA in a 5 minute Challenge match.
MYKUL viciously subdued SWERK in a popular 3 minute gruesome Challenge conflict.
LOVE SACRIFICE overpowered ADOEL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
BEAR GRYLLS overcame APPROXIMATE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
JANUARY O. IRONTAIL was viciously subdued by ISLAND TEMPEST in a 3 minute brawl.
ERTL WISESTAFF subdued BILL P. GORE in a exciting 1 minute bout.
MIST MARIE overpowered VINDICATOR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SKOACH was bested by AQUINAS in a popular 1 minute contest.
OLD HICKORY was outlasted by ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a 19 minute brutal duel.
SLEEPWALKER was narrowly defeated by ARMAGEDDON in a action packed 1 minute fray.
BESTIARII was devastated by OEDIPUT REX in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SEGUE narrowly defeated OBSCENITY in a action packed 5 minute brutal fight.
SIR GARLON was defeated by COLOMBIAN OVERLORD in a popular 2 minute duel.
COUSIN PAPA SMURF savagely defeated HAWKINS in a action packed 3 minute brutal match.
SUPER MAC was vanquished by SNOW CRAB LEGS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
ROLF narrowly defeated BRENNANS in a action packed 7 minute brutal competition.
UBERMENSCH II overpowered STRANGE BREW in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven fight.
SLANDER outlasted HATHU in a popular 15 minute match.
COURAGE overpowered FLY SWATTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
FEROCIOUS FLEA was handily defeated by ALDALDON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
IAN KNOTTINGHAM bested PERICLES in a exciting 3 minute battle.
PATIENCE was devastated by MAD DOG RUSSO in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
WICKED WASP demolished BAD POSTURE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
LOUIS CYPHRE vanquished EAT IT RAW in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
SHEET WITH EYES overcame MAKADOS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome match.
THE ADJUDICATOR was overpowered by LEPERCHAUN in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
CALL ME LOT was viciously subdued by SATAN'S WHISKERS in a 1 minute match.
CHAOS was viciously subdued by SEAWEED in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal fight.
ANOMALY was handily defeated by SIR RICHARD in a exciting 1 minute mismatched melee.
D. DIRK WANN was overpowered by DOMINION in a popular 2 minute one-sided fight.
UNSANCTIFIED vanquished LUCIUS CATALINE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
MAGGOT SOUFFLE handily defeated VENOMOUS FANG in a exciting 2 minute one-sided duel.
FERMIUS THE GAUL was savagely defeated by CARELESS BEAR in a exciting 4 minute battle.
VILE VEGAN overpowered SUN SHANGXIANG in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
JOLTIN' JOE overpowered AGITATOR in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
LADY VASHJ was overpowered by ZHANG FEI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
TUB OF LARD devastated LINDSEY LOU in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
SPRAIN was devastated by ISHTAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
EXOUSIA handily defeated BONE HELM in a exciting 3 minute gory one-sided contest.
DELLAMITRI vanquished BALAAM in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
VEXED VIKING savagely defeated ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a popular 1 minute gory struggle.
TWILIGHT devastated RAGE HARMONY in a 1 minute uneven match.
MARVIN HAGLER was vanquished by FRENZY in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
GOADRIC was overpowered by HELYSE in a exciting 1 minute uneven melee.
APEFACE was demolished by DAGON in a slow 4 minute gory uneven battle.
WHISTLIN' DIXIE was bested by WIND RAIN in a action packed 1 minute match.
WAR MAIDEN was devastated by THEROD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MELANROH was demolished by HEADACHE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MARILYN overpowered THE OGRE TROLL in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ONYB ENGLVAR vanquished OENOMAUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DRAVENDER demolished XHUGHA KARGARIT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
ATALAN was overpowered by HELYSE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HIAWATHA handily defeated NALENTHU in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
NEMESIS PRIME savagely slew GAROK in a popular 1 minute gory duel.
ZENOS overcame LYVELLE in a 1 minute match.
QUIRMY handily defeated SCREWFACE in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
EVANGELINA was overpowered by IOSIO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided contest.
DEWEY was subdued by JASO in a action packed 1 minute fight.
OVERFLOW was overpowered by VOICE ROCK in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
LOOM was devastated by THE OGRE SPRITE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  34         LUNGING ATTACK   206 - 121 -  1      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                      29         SLASHING ATTACK   39 -  30 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         TOTAL PARRY       70 -  56 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     14         PARRY-RIPOSTE     43 -  41 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         AIMED BLOW       131 - 133 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   10         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -  25 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-LUNGE       25 -  33 -  0      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         STRIKING ATTACK   38 -  53 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         BASHING ATTACK    40 -  56 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  55 -  0      30  |

Turn 949 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     7 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  9         4  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  4     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  9         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    20 - 14     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  7         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW        15 - 14     
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   LIME LIZARD 95-404         97  91  4  618 COCONUT ARMY (1518)
AIMED BLOW       SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740   262  51  0  422 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
TOTAL PARRY      SLANDER 97-7889           111  38  4  320 SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185       173  71  0  261 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
PARRY-STRIKE     ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570     35  22  2  247 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)
SLASHING ATTACK  DOMINION 72-11326          75  93  1  239 DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)
BASHING ATTACK   ROLF 37-1553               51  80  3  234 ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483     173  45  1  222 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
STRIKING ATTACK  DJAIK 9-589                55  78  2  217 THE MONGOLOIDS (48)
WALL OF STEEL    UGLY ART 47-9458           42  45  0  196 BASH BROS PARK (1665)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SEGUE 13-5394.  The ten other most popular fighters were CARELESS BEAR 
62-4156, ROLF 37-1553, BOOMING BARITONE 25-6687, BRENNANS 11-8735, LIME LIZARD 
95-404, DOMINION 72-11326, COUSIN PAPA SMURF 73-4944, PERICLES 73-7818, LOUIS CYPHRE 
32-7573, and SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740.

The least popular fighter this week was APEFACE 47-10318.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ATALAN 60-7656, OENOMAUS 73-7809, THE OGRE TROLL 20-434, 
MELANROH 20-402, WAR MAIDEN 45-4743, RAGE HARMONY 84-17734, SUN SHANGXIANG 73-9894, 
VINDICATOR 31-5950, ADOEL 73-9389, and DC MANGLER 16-6616.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  0 0  ARVAT(32)            8  5 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  2  6 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           5  5 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          5  9 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       4  6 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          4  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  4 1  JASPER GULCH(85)     1  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  3 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  STORM POINT(86)      1  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         0  1 0  DUSKMOOR(95)         1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        2  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            1  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  0 0  
LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IOSIO 1-7834                19   2  1   80  PHILANTHROPISTS (1730)     MORDANT
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697      40  47  0  232  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 DJAIK 9-589                 55  78  2  217  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 BRENNANS 11-8735            39  19  0  198  RAGIN CAJUNS (1672)        ARUAK CITY
 LEPERCHAUN 12-8017          26  11  0  204  GREEN DISEASE (1695)       RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394              205  69  1  234  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 GOG 14-5296                114 100  2  228  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250    217  93  2  225  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 DC MANGLER 16-6616          92  62  0  177  GLEBE DWEEBS (1565)        WILLAF
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415         62  95  1  227  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185        173  71  0  261  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLY SWATTER 20-2660         50  38  1  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794        32  20  0  187  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682          35  22  1  179  PHILANTHROPISTS (1702)     LYRATILAN
 SPRAIN 28-5195              55  57  0  190  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 MAKADOS 29-4704             39  34  0  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 SUPER MAC 30-5685           48  58  0  197  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 SEAWEED 31-6370             83  71  2  215  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 FEROCITY 32-6259           157  51  0  320  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740    262  51  0  422  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TYRANNICAL TICK 35-4786    142  20  1  279  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287      69  21  0  228  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 ROLF 37-1553                51  80  3  234  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179          57  41  1  222  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
 LOOM 43-5570                23  38  0   53  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN
 URSULA 45-3713              30  30  1  164  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 UGLY ART 47-9458            42  45  0  196  BASH BROS PARK (1665)      NORTH FORK
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565     28  17  3  146  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
 ALDALDON 56-3913            54  42  1  248  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 DRAVENDER 60-7655           22   9  0  150  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 GAROK 61-3378               13   9  0   58  PHILANTHROPISTS (1268)     JURINE
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156       55  47  1  222  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 AQUINAS 63-3480            114  34  2  318  SATAN'S SAINTS (1566)      AMEN-TEI
 SOBER 65-6422               26  14  0  257  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712       33  17  1  202  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
 DOMINION 72-11326           75  93  1  239  DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)     DRAGONHEAD
 COUSIN PAPA SMURF 73-4944   55  58  0  270  EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (1608)  ERINIKA
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843        236 309  3  210  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629         30  14  0  195  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
 MIST MARIE 81-1322          50  32  0  218  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570      35  22  2  247  PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)   BLACKSTONE
 DRAGONOV 85-1483            76  68  0  210  KHOR'S GRUNTS (1638)       JASPER GULCH
 TWILIGHT 86-31614           42  17  1  183  HELL'S DARKNESS (1673)     STORM POINT
 LIME LIZARD 95-404          97  91  4  618  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186      29  43  3  314  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 SLANDER 97-7889            111  38  4  320  SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)  SHADOW GROVE
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823         54  98  4  210  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL