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Date   : 01/22/2026    Duedate: 02/04/2026

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 939

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 CAFE ERDMAN 12/1582 7902 3708  55 68.1    5 REDHORSE 56/823     1291 1323  11 49.4
    GLEBE DWEEBS 16/1565                        CASTAWAYS 65/1369
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        DARKLINGS 74/1160
    RAGIN CAJUNS 11/1672                        DARQUE FORCES 45/1692
    GREEN DISEASE 12/1695                       DARQUE FORCES 47/1693
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       DARQUE FORCES II 50/1694
    SATAN'S SWARM 35/1551                     7 MYTHOS 7 73/1612     763  933  15 45.0
    TAMPA TERRORS 19/1570                       MYTHOS 14 73/1571
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      JUDGEMENT 7 73/1675
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      EASTERN HORDE 3 73/1696
    HELL'S KITCHEN 36/1614                      LUDUS MAGNUS CC 73/1634
    SATAN'S SAINTS 63/1566                      LUDUS MAGNUS CD 73/1670
    SATAN'S WHALES 19/1599                      LUDUS MAGNUS XV 73/1617
    HELL'S DARKNESS 86/1673                     LUDUS MAGNUS XIX 73/1669
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 73/1608
    BRINGER OF DEATH 14/1547                    DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU 73/1674
    DEVIL'S CAULDRON 24/1678                  8 DUREX 100 43/1697    150  187   1 44.5
    HELL'S BARFIENDS 63/1606                    XXX BANDITS 33/1452
    EVIL EASTER BUNNY 84/1552                   BATTLE SHIPS 45/1560
    SATAN'S RENEGADES 63/1656                 9 GUESS 98/1558        847 1097  12 43.6
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   MOMMA'S BOY 84/1600
    SATAN'S APOCALYPSE 97/1562                  RETRIBUTION 31/1541
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 COCONUT ARMY 95/1518
    HERO OF NEW ORLEANS 78/1686                 BUBBA'S FILTH 84/1684
    SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY 97/1611                 DEATH BY DESIGN 32/1407
  3 WARLORDS 20/1700     664  566  10 54.0      DIVINE HERITAGE 72/1561
    LORDS OF DOOM 35/1557                       MUTANT ALLIANCE 86/1690
    PHILANTHROPISTS 20/773                      V FOR VOLUPTOUS 41/1613
    PHILANTHROPISTS 35/510                      BUBBA'S BARBARIANS 16/1554
    PHILATHROPISTS 45/1368                      BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK 47/1530
    PHILANTHROPISTS 25/1702                     EVAN'S SUPER SMASH 30/1605
    PHILANTHROPISTS 32/1254                     OPERATION: SANDMAN 17/1555
    PHILANTHROPISTS 33/1380                     TROPICAL TERRORS 2 96/1647
    PHILANTHROPISTS 56/1271                  12 KHOR'S GRUN 85/1638  119  170   0 41.2
    PHILANTHROPISTS 60/1381                     DRAGON JUNKIES 19/1627
    PHILANTHROPISTS 69/1227                     WENSINWASIN G.T. 85/1639
    PHILANTHROPISTS 81/1549                     DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 62/1632
    PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948                    KHORS PRAETORIANS I 6/1622
    PHILANTHROPISTS17 84/1384                14 BASH BROS B 28/1660   76  175   2 30.3
    PHILANTHROPISTS43 84/1707                   BASH BROS CARS 45/1663
    PHILANTHROPISTS 104 84/1708                 BASH BROS PARK 47/1665
  4 HOLY SLAUGH 11/1091   23   22   1 51.1      BASH BROS OCEAN 31/1661
    TOTEMS OF RAGE 11/1092                      BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/1659
    THE WASTING FIELD 33/1094                15 MONGOL HORDE 31/565   10   29   0 25.6

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Well now, Free Blades. Pull up a chair and tilt that mug toward your good ear. Uncle 
Huard is going to tell you what he saw before the floor started getting wobbly.

First off, congratulations to Lime Lizard for becoming our new Lord-Marshal, prying 
the title loose from Subterfuge after a five-minute challenge fight. I bet the fight 
felt longer if you were sober, which I was not. Subterfuge tried every trick short of 
hiring a bodyguard to hit Lime Lizard with a crowbar. I would suggest bribing the 
Arenamaster or the sand next time. Anyway, Lizard slithered out with the title, the 
points, and a slight sunburn.

Now, let's talk about teams because Free Blades has opinions, even if none of them are 
coordinated. At the top, The Dark One continues to loom over everyone like a well-fed 
landlord. Solid record, deep roster, and fighters like Ravioli Wizard reminding 
everyone that carbs can be bad for your health. Warlords and company keep grinding 
along respectably, while others, such as Mr. Mojo, Master Darque, and Stud Craft, 
hover around the .500 mark like they are waiting for some divine intervention to push 
them through.

Let's look at some individual standouts for the turn. News straight from today's 
sands!  Dragonov finally reminded everyone why he exists, absolutely flattening Mad 
Dog Russo and picking up recognition points like loose teeth. Well done, or at the 
very least, adequately done. Segue remains a terrifying constant. Wins clean, wins 
fast, wins while looking bored.  January O. Irontail continues doing January things to 
people, dropping Oediput Rex without much fuss. Seasonal depression is real and can be 
weaponized!  Sheet with Eyes has demolished another opponent. Even more disturbing is 
that he has yet to blink, figuratively and otherwise.  Last of all, Maggot Souffle' 
continues Hell's Kitchen's proud tradition of serving violence piping hot.

Angels of Pain appears to be playing both sides of the avoid game. The golems are 
telling me Angels of Pain, et al., are the most avoided teams. It is also telling me 
that Angels of Pain, et al., are the ones avoiding themselves the most. Stupid golems! 
They make bad reporters at times and even worse drinking buddies.  Ian Knottingham was 
challenged more than anyone else in the arena, even our Lord-Marshal. Either folks 
smell blood or they're overly confident. Based on the results, they were... 
optimistic.

Time to wrap this up. The floor keeps getting closer. On a personal note, I spend my 
volunteer hours... sorry, court-appointed community service time in the Free Blades 
morgue. Better lighting, fewer questions, and nobody asks me to stop drinking. If 
anyone finds a better tavern than The Cooler, let me know. Preferably before the next 
turn. That's it. I'm done.

                               -- Huard DePriest
                                  Senior Arena Correspondent
                                  (If this report smells like ale, mind your business)

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIME LIZARD 95-404           89  89  4  422  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SEGUE 13-5394               197  67  1  412  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 AGITATOR 63-3702             41  14  0  333  SATAN'S RENEGADES (1656)   AMEN-TEI
 DRAGONOV 85-1483             72  62  0  325  KHOR'S GRUNTS (1638)       JASPER GULCH
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740     252  51  0  317  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FLY SWATTER 20-2660          49  29  1  297  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 FEROCITY 32-6259            148  50  0  277  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185         164  70  0  276  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287       61  19  0  267  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 RAVIOLI WIZARD 12-7600       92  25  1  266  CAFE ERDMANO (1582)        RIZTAB
 SNOW CRAB LEGS 97-9095       49  29  5  264  SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY (1611) SHADOW GROVE
 JANUARY O. IRONTAIL 84-25625131  20  1  251  EVIL EASTER BUNNY (1552)   BLACKSTONE
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         229 306  3  250  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 UGLY ART 47-9458             39  38  0  246  BASH BROS PARK (1665)      NORTH FORK
 ARMAGEDDON 32-7059          102  22  3  241  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250     210  90  2  237  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 MOTHER GRIZZLY 11-4297       23   9  0  233  TOTEMS OF RAGE (1092)      ARUAK CITY
 MIST MARIE 81-1322           45  27  0  228  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 UNSANCTIFIED 32-7029        123  50  2  226  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SUPER MAC 30-5685            44  52  0  224  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186       26  36  3  222  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 SPICLUS 73-7766              45  51  0  220  LUDUS MAGNUS XV (1617)     ERINIKA
 COURAGE 32-6353             125  41  1  218  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 PATIENCE 35-2005             49  49  1  217  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 GOG 14-5296                 107  97  2  216  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
 WISCONSIN 45-5079            38  40  2  216  BATTLE SHIPS (1560)        STORMCROWE
 COLOMBIAN OVERLORD 19-5855  103  22  1  215  TAMPA TERRORS (1570)       ZUWAYZA
 COUSIN PAPA SMURF 73-4944    48  55  0  214  EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (1608)  ERINIKA
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711          261  55  1  213  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 D. DIRK WANN 32-7161         74  20  2  213  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982       78  34  1  211  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         53  95  2  211  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (1659)   WILLAF

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TICKLES 9-3486              139 289  1  210  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 CHAOS 12-7652                66  94  1  210  EASTERN HORDES (1576)      RIZTAB
 OEDIPUT REX 84-53194         45  44  1  210  MOMMA'S BOY (1600)         BLACKSTONE
 MAKADOS 29-4704              37  26  0  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 PERICLES 73-7818             35  53  0  210  LUDUS MAGNUS CC (1634)     ERINIKA
 VINDICATOR 31-5950           32  47  0  210  RETRIBUTION (1541)         CHIMLEVTAL
 ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570       31  16  2  210  PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)   BLACKSTONE
 HAWKINS 47-8949              31  15  0  210  SNOW FORT (1653)           NORTH FORK
-ALLAN A' DALE 9-3586         27  26  2  210  BLUE BOAR INN II (1623)    ZUKAL
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156        50  42  1  209  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 SALT WATER 31-7012           34  45  1  209  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581           23  17  3  209  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179           51  37  1  208  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697       34  43  0  208  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 ICECLAW 65-3364              71 128  0  207  CASTAWAYS (1369)           DAL SHANG
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415          60  87  1  207  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR
 LETHAL LOCUST 35-4790        29   8  0  206  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 AQUINAS 63-3480             105  33  2  204  SATAN'S SAINTS (1566)      AMEN-TEI
 TUB OF LARD 19-5990          62  42  0  203  SATAN'S WHALES (1599)      ZUWAYZA
 CALL ME LOT 33-8862          33  44  0  203  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ALDALDON 56-3913             47  39  1  201  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 UBERMENSCH II 32-6227        33  68  3  201  DEATH BY DESIGN (1407)     ARVAT
 TYRANNICAL TICK 35-4786     133  19  1  200  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 SLANDER 97-7889             101  38  4  200  SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)  SHADOW GROVE
-SHARK 31-6525                56 100  0  200  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 PHIL PHILANTHROPIST 20-3330  39  66  2  200  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
-KING RICHARD II 9-1976       49  55  1  199  BLUE BOAR INN (207)        ZUKAL
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420         255  57  0  198  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
-TRAM SATANS BLOOD 65-1106    64  61  2  198  SANGUINE SAINTS (1111)     DAL SHANG
 BULLY 47-8410                39  39  0  198  BASH BROS PARK (1665)      NORTH FORK
 OBSCENITY 84-33352           26  20  0  198  BUBBA'S FILTH (1684)       BLACKSTONE
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823          49  93  4  197  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL
 THE ADJUDICATOR 33-9804      37  42  0  197  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-BLIZZARD 47-8887             23   8  0  197  SNOW FORT (1653)           NORTH FORK
 LOUIS CYPHRE 32-7573         22   7  1  197  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 DC MANGLER 16-6616           88  56  0  196  GLEBE DWEEBS (1565)        WILLAF
 THE TERRIBLE AWFUL 16-6684   76  69  1  196  BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (1554)  WILLAF
 MARILYN 45-3712              27  37  2  196  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629          24  10  0  196  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
-LORD RAHL 33-9515            37  28  0  195  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       165  43  1  194  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 BESTIARII 73-7746            37  39  0  192  LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (1669)    ERINIKA
 WICKED WASP 35-4784          99  59  1  191  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 SEAWEED 31-6370              79  65  2  191  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 DEEP DOOM 45-1933            27  17  1  191  PHILATHROPISTS (1368)      STORMCROWE
 DOMINION 72-11326            69  89  1  190  DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)     DRAGONHEAD
 MALEDICTION 32-6998         136  45  0  189  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIR GARLON 73-7400           49  75  0  186  MYTHOS 7 (1612)            ERINIKA
 SHANKS PONY 56-3854          47 136  0  186  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 DOOR DINGS 45-5247           61  73  2  185  BASH BROS CARS (1663)      STORMCROWE
 THE MAYTAL 35-3644           20   6  0  185  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 BRENNANS 11-8735             32  16  0  184  RAGIN CAJUNS (1672)        ARUAK CITY
 SATAN'S WHISKERS 63-3613     52  50  4  182  HELL'S BARFIENDS (1606)    AMEN-TEI
 LINDSEY LOU 33-8930          38  38  1  182  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-GIL-GALAD 9-2335             48  44  0  181  BLUE BOAR INN (207)        ZUKAL
 SUN SHANGXIANG 73-9894       26  22  1  181  DYNASTY WARIORS III (1689) ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPRAIN 28-5195               53  49  0  180  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 TWILIGHT 86-31614            35  14  1  179  HELL'S DARKNESS (1673)     STORM POINT
 RUSTLING BREEZE 33-6478      32  34  1  179  THE WASTING FIELD (1094)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 EAT IT RAW 47-7996           86 108  1  175  BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (1530)  NORTH FORK
-YYZ 9-1972                   42  60  0  173  BLUE BOAR INN (207)        ZUKAL
 ALYAHOODI 11-2219            53  72  1  171  HOLY SLAUGHTER (1091)      ARUAK CITY
 EXOUSIA 73-9420              28  26  1  164  JUDGEMENT 7 (1675)         ERINIKA
 ZHANG FEI 73-9900            28  24  0  164  DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU (1674)ERINIKA
 GNARL HAND ORC 35-4687       21   7  0  162  LORDS OF DOOM (1557)       MURSKA
 ANOMALY 86-24847             15   7  1  161  MUTANT ALLIANCE (1690)     STORM POINT
 BAD POSTURE 35-2133          22  21  1  158  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 BILL P. GORE 32-5114         49  28  1  153  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 URSULA 45-3713               28  22  1  152  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BONE HELM 33-10609           25  25  0  149  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 HEADACHE 28-5609             59  79  1  147  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794         28  14  0  142  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 ISHTAR 73-7944               27  29  1  142  MYTHOS 14 (1571)           ERINIKA
 XUNDAM 85-1571               17  13  1  142  WENSINWASIN G.T. (1639)    JASPER GULCH
-FRIAR TUCK 9-3582            22  17  1  140  BLUE BOAR INN II (1623)    ZUKAL
 SKOACH 84-30600              20   6  2  132  PHILANTHROPISTS 104 (1708) BLACKSTONE
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712        26  14  1  131  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
-DAVROS 33-9753               27  21  0  121  THE DEMONIC PICKLES (1523) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-BAGUL 33-8733                28  28  0  118  THE DEMONIC PICKLES (1523) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SWERK 32-5206                18   9  0  117  PHILANTHROPISTS (1254)     ARVAT
 LEPERCHAUN 12-8017           21   8  0  114  GREEN DISEASE (1695)       RIZTAB
-ROBIN HOOD 9-3583            23  27  0  111  BLUE BOAR INN II (1623)    ZUKAL
-LITTLE JOHN 9-2475           39  42  0  109  BLUE BOAR INN (207)        ZUKAL
 FRENZY 47-9949               23  14  0  108  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK
-NOSFERATU 33-9191            27  26  1  107  THE DEMONIC PICKLES (1523) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 OENOMAUS 73-7809             28  47  2  106  LUDUS MAGNUS CD (1670)     ERINIKA
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682           28  19  1  104  PHILANTHROPISTS (1702)     LYRATILAN
 WAR MAIDEN 45-4743           36  40  1  103  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-WILL SCARLET 9-2535          41  38  3  100  BLUE BOAR INN (207)        ZUKAL
 RAGE HARMONY 84-17734        20   8  0  100  PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1707)   BLACKSTONE
-WIND RAIN 85-1832            19  10  0   96  PHILANTHROPISTS II (1709)  JASPER GULCH
 CALLISTA 19-4575             24  22  2   94  DRAGON JUNKIES (1627)      ZUWAYZA
-WINTER 31-6953               27  17  2   91  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565      22  13  3   89  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
 SCREWFACE 33-6829            17   6  1   84  PHILANTHROPISTS (1380)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MELANROH 20-402              20  17  2   83  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM
 LOOM 43-5570                 21  30  0   77  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN
-BABA YAGA 33-10566           20  21  2   75  THE DEMONIC PICKLES (1523) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-SPICY GIANT 19-6171          20  13  1   72  DEMONIC CHILI'S (1643)     ZUWAYZA
 ATALAN 60-7656               16   8  0   72  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 THEROD 35-4047               23  14  0   69  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
-LIL-PEPPA 19-6224            15  12  2   65  DEMONIC CHILI'S (1643)     ZUWAYZA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LOVE SACRIFICE 31-1896       21  39  3   64  MONGOL HORDE (565)         CHIMLEVTAL
 DEWEY 73-9264                24  28  2   62  EASTERN HORDE 3 (1696)     ERINIKA
-CHILI DOG 19-6182            21  13  0   53  DEMONIC CHILI'S (1643)     ZUWAYZA
 VOICE ROCK 33-10683          17  21  1   50  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-CAROLINA REAPER 19-6134      19   9  1   48  DEMONIC CHILI'S (1643)     ZUWAYZA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SUBTERFUGE slimly lost to LIME LIZARD in a 5 minute Challenge Title fight.
FEROCITY demolished ERTL WISESTAFF in a popular 3 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
UNSANCTIFIED devastated IAN KNOTTINGHAM in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
FEROCIOUS FLEA devastated BULLY in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven Challenge brawl.
APOCALYPSE overpowered TICKLES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
RAVIOLI WIZARD overpowered PHIL PHILANTHROPIST in a 1 minute uneven melee.
OEDIPUT REX was vanquished by JANUARY O. IRONTAIL in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
DRAGONOV vanquished MAD DOG RUSSO in a exciting 4 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
SEGUE overpowered CHAOS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE DARK KNIGHT bested HAWKINS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal conflict.
THE TERRIBLE AWFUL was subdued by SPICLUS in a 3 minute brawl.
JOLTIN' JOE was beaten by SLANDER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
SLEEPWALKER overpowered DOMINION in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BEAR GRYLLS slimly won victory over PERICLES in a action packed 2 minute brutal duel.
AGITATOR devastated APPROXIMATE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SATAN'S WHISKERS was overpowered by ICECLAW in a exciting 2 minute one-sided match.
FLY SWATTER overpowered BESTIARII in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
MAGGOT SOUFFLE overpowered UBERMENSCH II in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven fight.
WICKED WASP was handily defeated by MIST MARIE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SHEET WITH EYES demolished VINDICATOR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ARMAGEDDON vanquished OBSCENITY in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided match.
SNOW CRAB LEGS overpowered SUN SHANGXIANG in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
MALEDICTION was viciously subdued by UGLY ART in a action packed 7 minute brutal bout.
SEAWEED was handily defeated by SUPER MAC in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
SALT WATER was defeated by AQUINAS in a action packed 5 minute gruesome fight.
COURAGE overpowered VILE VEGAN in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided match.
D. DIRK WANN overpowered DEEP DOOM in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
LOUIS CYPHRE demolished ZHANG FEI in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
RUSTLING BREEZE was devastated by PATIENCE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MAKADOS was savagely defeated by COLOMBIAN OVERLORD in a popular 7 minute brutal fray.
GOG subdued ALDALDON in a exciting 4 minute gruesome conflict.
THE ADJUDICATOR was savagely defeated by LETHAL LOCUST in a 3 minute bout.
MARVIN HAGLER handily defeated TWILIGHT in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
ZEBZAMBEZI overpowered SIR GARLON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
DC MANGLER was bested by MOTHER GRIZZLY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
TYRANNICAL TICK vanquished SPRAIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided conflict.
OLD HICKORY slimly lost to ISLAND TEMPEST in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal melee.
MARILYN was beaten by WISCONSIN in a exciting 3 minute fight.
DOOR DINGS was overpowered by TUB OF LARD in a popular 4 minute one-sided duel.
EAT IT RAW was savagely defeated by THE MAYTAL in a 3 minute competition.
BRENNANS was subdued by CALL ME LOT in a exciting 6 minute brutal conflict.
SHANKS PONY was savagely defeated by COUSIN PAPA SMURF in a popular 4 minute fight.
CARELESS BEAR viciously subdued EXOUSIA in a exciting 4 minute bloody conflict.
XUNDAM was demolished by GNARL HAND ORC in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
ALYAHOODI was narrowly defeated by LINDSEY LOU in a exciting 5 minute brutal brawl.
HEADACHE was bested by BAD POSTURE in a 1 minute brawl.
BONE HELM was savagely defeated by ANOMALY in a action packed 2 minute bloody bout.
SWERK was defeated by STRANGE BREW in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody fight.
SKOACH devastated OENOMAUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
BILL P. GORE vanquished FRENZY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
ISHTAR handily defeated DELLAMITRI in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
VENOMOUS FANG was narrowly defeated by URSULA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
WAR MAIDEN vanquished LOOM in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WHISTLIN' DIXIE was overpowered by LEPERCHAUN in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
RAGE HARMONY vanquished LUCIFREYJA in a exciting 4 minute brutal one-sided duel.
DEWEY was vanquished by MELANROH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ATALAN devastated VOICE ROCK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
THEROD was overpowered by CALLISTA in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.
SCREWFACE overpowered LOVE SACRIFICE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  30         LUNGING ATTACK   182 - 105 -  2      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                      25         PARRY-STRIKE      21 -  15 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         TOTAL PARRY       62 -  51 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         SLASHING ATTACK   33 -  33 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         AIMED BLOW       127 - 129 -  2      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -  29 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     26 -  33 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         BASHING ATTACK    37 -  49 -  0      43  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         WALL OF STEEL     33 -  52 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  32 -  0      30  |

Turn 939 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    19 - 11     BASHING ATTACK     5 -  6         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        13 - 12     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  4         4  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  8         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   LIME LIZARD 95-404         89  89  4  422 COCONUT ARMY (1518)
AIMED BLOW       SEGUE 13-5394             197  67  1  412 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLY SWATTER 20-2660        49  29  1  297 PHILANTHROPISTS (773)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185       164  70  0  276 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
TOTAL PARRY      MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287     61  19  0  267 HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)
WALL OF STEEL    UGLY ART 47-9458           39  38  0  246 BASH BROS PARK (1665)
BASHING ATTACK   ARMAGEDDON 32-7059        102  22  3  241 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MIST MARIE 81-1322         45  27  0  228 PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)
STRIKING ATTACK  VINDICATOR 31-5950         32  47  0  210 RETRIBUTION (1541)
PARRY-STRIKE     ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570     31  16  2  210 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MALEDICTION 32-6998.  The ten other most popular fighters were COLOMBIAN 
OVERLORD 19-5855, ALDALDON 56-3913, SUBTERFUGE 84--27116, HAWKINS 47-8949, THE DARK 
KNIGHT 15-5250, LIME LIZARD 95-404, UGLY ART 47-9458, TUB OF LARD 19-5990, THE MAYTAL 
35-3644, and CALL ME LOT 33-8862.

The least popular fighter this week was LOVE SACRIFICE 31-1896.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were VOICE ROCK 33-10683, DEWEY 73-9264, LOOM 43-5570, DELLAMITRI 
25-2682, HEADACHE 28-5609, XUNDAM 85-1571, ZHANG FEI 73-9900, VINDICATOR 31-5950, 
DOMINION 72-11326, and PHIL PHILANTHROPIST 20-3330.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  4 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  2 0  ARVAT(32)            8  3 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  4  4 0  ERINIKA(73)          3  8 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           8  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       3  4 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       3  3 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     1  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          4  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  4 0  STORM POINT(86)      1  1 0  
SEAM(20)             2  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  DUSKMOOR(95)         1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697      34  43  0  208  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 TICKLES 9-3486             139 289  1  210  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 MOTHER GRIZZLY 11-4297      23   9  0  233  TOTEMS OF RAGE (1092)      ARUAK CITY
 RAVIOLI WIZARD 12-7600      92  25  1  266  CAFE ERDMANO (1582)        RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394              197  67  1  412  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 GOG 14-5296                107  97  2  216  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250    210  90  2  237  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887        53  95  2  211  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (1659)   WILLAF
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415         60  87  1  207  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185        164  70  0  276  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 FLY SWATTER 20-2660         49  29  1  297  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794        28  14  0  142  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682          28  19  1  104  PHILANTHROPISTS (1702)     LYRATILAN
 SPRAIN 28-5195              53  49  0  180  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 MAKADOS 29-4704             37  26  0  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 SUPER MAC 30-5685           44  52  0  224  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 VINDICATOR 31-5950          32  47  0  210  RETRIBUTION (1541)         CHIMLEVTAL
 FEROCITY 32-6259           148  50  0  277  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740    252  51  0  317  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 PATIENCE 35-2005            49  49  1  217  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287      61  19  0  267  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179          51  37  1  208  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
 LOOM 43-5570                21  30  0   77  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN
 WISCONSIN 45-5079           38  40  2  216  BATTLE SHIPS (1560)        STORMCROWE
 UGLY ART 47-9458            39  38  0  246  BASH BROS PARK (1665)      NORTH FORK
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565     22  13  3   89  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
 ALDALDON 56-3913            47  39  1  201  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 ATALAN 60-7656              16   8  0   72  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156       50  42  1  209  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 AGITATOR 63-3702            41  14  0  333  SATAN'S RENEGADES (1656)   AMEN-TEI
 ICECLAW 65-3364             71 128  0  207  CASTAWAYS (1369)           DAL SHANG
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712       26  14  1  131  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
 DOMINION 72-11326           69  89  1  190  DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)     DRAGONHEAD
 SPICLUS 73-7766             45  51  0  220  LUDUS MAGNUS XV (1617)     ERINIKA
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843        229 306  3  250  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629         24  10  0  196  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
 MIST MARIE 81-1322          45  27  0  228  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 JANUARY O. IRONTA 84-25625 131  20  1  251  EVIL EASTER BUNNY (1552)   BLACKSTONE
 DRAGONOV 85-1483            72  62  0  325  KHOR'S GRUNTS (1638)       JASPER GULCH

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TWILIGHT 86-31614           35  14  1  179  HELL'S DARKNESS (1673)     STORM POINT
 LIME LIZARD 95-404          89  89  4  422  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186      26  36  3  222  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 SNOW CRAB LEGS 97-9095      49  29  5  264  SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY (1611) SHADOW GROVE
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823         49  93  4  197  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL