DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 02/22/2014 Duedate: 03/07/2014
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 630
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/1335 55 45 0 55.0 AUTHORS 21/749
LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
2 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 580 746 9 43.7 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
3 JOHNS 5/927 1466 2648 25 35.6
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 747): WYRTHA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 630): MAUL ON WHEELS of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 752): DUDE #1 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 724): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 748): GOODY TWOSHOES of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 752): GANNUCK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 736): SALTY DOG of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 738): BARRACUDAFED of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 737): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 703): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 692): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 685): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 636): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 303): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 296): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 581): CLOWN CONFETTI of MAGIC INGREDIENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 629): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 747): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 630): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 752): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 724): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 748): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 752): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 736): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 738): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 736): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 703): PORN IN A BARN (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 692): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 685): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 636): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 303): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 296): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 581): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 629) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 746): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 723): ULTIMATE WRATH of LUROCIANS Z2 (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
(turn 742): TOM TIGER of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DOVAHKIIN of SKYRIM (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 752): GANNUCK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 736): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
(turn 735): SLITHERING IDIOT of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 737): BELL of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
BONHAM of MASTERS OF MELODY (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
TORINO of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 635): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade
No, I'm not doing it. I have nothing to say. Go away! -- Tolais Deepheart
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello! Malic here. How's everyone?
BACKFIRE (37-1713) (31-20-0,188) of BATTLEFIELD EARTH challenged CLIVE (6-5215)
(56-58-5,194) of THE LADY'S LIST. BACKFIRE bested CLIVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
Challenge fight. Clive is one of those special few to be seen on both the popularity
and unpopularity lists.
P.M.S. (2-2716) (32-35-1,123) of MY EX-WIFE challenged ZANE GREY (21-4810) (52-
85-2,173) of AUTHORS. P.M.S. vanquished ZANE GREY in an exciting 1 minute uneven
Challenge battle. Despite getting vanquished, Mr. Grey is still our top-rated
Striker.
TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-1620) (142-151-0,214) of HIGHLANDERS fought MARK (5-4088)
(71-158-3,215) of JOHNS. TOLAIS DEEPHEART narrowly defeated MARK in a crowd pleasing
5 minute Title duel. The lady is going to be unhappy about retaining the title yet
again. She's our top-ranked Wall of Steel, while Mark is our best Parry-Lunger.
FATALITY (7-5820) (35-18-0,182) of BRUTAL LEGION fought MEN WORKING (38-4189)
(81-245-1,189) of JUST BECAUSE. FATALITY was overpowered by MEN WORKING in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute one-sided fight. Men Working, as we all know, is Overall
Popularity Leader, as usual.
LENNON (5-4087) (48-50-2,181) of JOHNS fought PELIS THE TRUE (42-3469) (45-61-
0,170) of HIGHLANDERS. LENNON was vanquished by PELIS THE TRUE in a 1 minute
mismatched fight. Hmm. Neither of these fighters is a stylemaster, and neither one
has anything of note that must be said about them.
GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (94-168-2,180) of JUST BECAUSE fought SHEWISH GIANT (104-
25) (0-0-0,181) of Standbys. GAR & BRILL overpowered SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 2
minute gruesome mismatched brawl. Nothing to see here. Move along!
GEN. JACKSON (6-6285) (24-15-2,173) of THE VOLS fought JUSTIN (6-6179) (38-61-
3,119) of THE LADY'S LIST. GEN. JACKSON was vanquished by JUSTIN in a 1 minute
uneven duel. Yes.
SATCHEL (6-6215) (53-49-2,153) of THE LADY'S LIST fought SHADOWMANE (104-28) (0-
0-0,200) of Standbys. SATCHEL was vanquished by SHADOWMANE in a 1 minute uneven
fight. Mmm hmm.
WHITEY FORD (6-1785) (54-42-5,172) of PLAY BALL fought HOFFA (5-4299) (24-95-
0,137) of JOHNS. WHITEY FORD vanquished HOFFA in an exciting 1 minute gruesome one-
sided fight. *sigh*
ZAKAU (5-4623) (63-67-0,173) of JOHNS fought ZEUS (62-4010) (39-16-0,141) of
LEGION OF LEGEND. ZAKAU savagely defeated ZEUS in an exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
Aha! Zakau is our top-rated Lunger, while Zeus is one of those fellows on both
lists.
MIKEL (6-6190) (45-51-3,145) of THE LADY'S LIST fought DESIREE (104-23) (20-15-
4,150) of Standbys. MIKEL was devastated by DESIREE in a 1 minute mismatched
conflict. I think something needs to be done about those stand-ins, they're too
dangerous.
2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) (58-168-1,140) of JUST BECAUSE fought DESIREE (104-23) (20-
15-4,150) of Standbys. 2 + 2 = 4 was demolished by DESIREE in a 2 minute gory
mismatched match. The little equation is top Total Parry, while Desiree was allowed
to fight twice in one day.
PHILTHRY (42-2079) (41-41-0,63) of HIGHLANDERS fought HOFFA (5-4348) (26-158-
0,76) of JOHNS. PHILTHRY handily defeated HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
Philthry is our top-rated Parry-Strike.
OL SMOKEY (6-6312) (17-11-2,68) of THE VOLS fought ALOYICIUS (6-5045) (32-64-
2,41) of THE LADY'S LIST. OL SMOKEY won victory over ALOYICIUS in a crowd pleasing 4
minute bout. Nothing of note here.
HOFFA (5-4622) (44-86-0,11) of JOHNS fought INKEEPER'S SON (104-4) (15-15-0,40)
of Standbys. HOFFA was viciously subdued by INKEEPER'S SON in an exciting 7 minute
bloody fray. Even the Inkeeper's Son? Has someone been slipping those stand-ins
steroids?
You know, normally a day with fifteen fights in a tiny fishing village would be
considered a darned exciting day. Why is it hard to view this fight day in that
light?
With a wave and a rueful smile, Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SATCHEL 6-6215 56 51 2 203 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZAKAU 5-4623 67 68 210 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
MARK 5-4088 74 160 3 208 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
LENNON 5-4087 52 51 2 198 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
MEN WORKING 38-4189 83 248 1 194 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ZANE GREY 21-4810 54 88 2 189 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
CLIVE 6-5215 58 61 5 185 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 145 153 182 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 46 65 169 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
FATALITY 7-5820 36 22 163 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 96 171 2 152 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZEUS 62-4010 42 18 150 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS
HOFFA 5-4299 24 100 135 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
MIKEL 6-6190 46 55 3 133 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
JUSTIN 6-6179 40 64 3 126 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 58 173 1 115 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOFFA 5-4348 27 162 74 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
PHILTHRY 42-2079 45 42 62 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
ALOYICIUS 6-5045 33 68 2 46 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOFFA 5-4622 44 91 6 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Mark -- Oh no. You didn't throw that fight, did you? Anyway, you fought well. I
actually thought you might win. But nooo... I have to write another column. I'm an
orc, damn it! What do I know about creative writing? *sigh* Don't forget to change
your train, Mark. -- Tolais Deepheart
Zakau -- I hate those days when all I can do is take punishment. Oh well. Nicely
fought, on your part. -- Pelis the True
Hoffa 5-4348 -- You know, it bothers me when I injure an opponent and the audiece
screams its approval. Something is wrong with some people, don't you think? And our
line of work brings out the worst in them. -- Philthry
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TOLAIS DEEPHEART was devastated by SATCHEL in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
LENNON subdued PELIS THE TRUE in a exciting 1 minute melee.
ZANE GREY was overpowered by SOLACIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
MEN WORKING was overpowered by DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
MARK devastated FATALITY in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
ZAKAU devastated SHADOWMANE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match.
CLIVE viciously subdued SHEWISH GIANT in a action packed 1 minute gruesome melee.
GAR & BRILL was vanquished by ANGRY BOOKIE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
MIKEL defeated CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
2 + 2 = 4 slimly lost to CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a popular 7 minute bout.
JUSTIN was demolished by ANGRY BOOKIE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ZEUS overcame HOFFA in a 4 minute contest.
HOFFA savagely defeated PHILTHRY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory match.
HOFFA was handily defeated by DEBBY TONTE in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
ALOYICIUS won victory over INKEEPER'S SON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 2 - 0 88 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 10 - 0 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 20 - 0 41 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 28 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 33 - 0 34 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 20 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 19 - 0 5 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 630 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK SATCHEL 6-6215 56 51 2 203 THE LADY'S LIST (917)
LUNGING ATTACK ZAKAU 5-4623 67 68 0 210 JOHNS (927)
PARRY-LUNGE MARK 5-4088 74 160 3 208 JOHNS (927)
BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 83 248 1 194 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
STRIKING ATTACK ZANE GREY 21-4810 54 88 2 189 AUTHORS (749)
WALL OF STEEL TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 145 153 0 182 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
TOTAL PARRY 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 58 173 1 115 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE PHILTHRY 42-2079 45 42 0 62 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
The overall popularity leader is MEN WORKING 38-4189. The most popular warrior this
turn was PHILTHRY 42-2079. The ten other most popular fighters were ALOYICIUS
6-5045, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, HOFFA 5-4348, SATCHEL 6-6215, ZAKAU 5-4623, HOFFA 5-4299,
LENNON 5-4087, MARK 5-4088, CLIVE 6-5215, and ZEUS 62-4010.
The least popular fighter this week was JUSTIN 6-6179. The other ten least popular
fighters were GAR & BRILL 38-4252, HOFFA 5-4622, FATALITY 7-5820, ZANE GREY 21-4810,
MEN WORKING 38-4189, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, MIKEL 6-6190, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469,
ZEUS 62-4010, and CLIVE 6-5215.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 4 2 0 SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 0 3 0
TRANSEL(6) 4 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 3 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZAKAU 5-4623 67 68 0 210 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
SATCHEL 6-6215 56 51 2 203 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
FATALITY 7-5820 36 22 0 163 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR
ZANE GREY 21-4810 54 88 2 189 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
MEN WORKING 38-4189 83 248 1 194 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 145 153 0 182 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
ZEUS 62-4010 42 18 0 150 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS