DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 09/22/2025 Duedate: 10/04/2025
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 929
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 FARSCAPE 10/1469 54 34 0 61.4 BB SIDE MIRROR 72/1516
BETTER BLUES 42/1553 BASH BROS CHAIR 72/1519
2 THE JERKS 10/1451 99 64 1 60.7 BASH BROS CONDO 72/1513
FLOWER CHILDREN 7/60 BASH BROS TEETH 72/1483
3 LIVING DEAD 29/1406 1319 1048 10 55.7 BASH BROS TRASH 72/1532
WIZARDS OF AHS 97/1472 BB ITALIAN FOOD 72/1539
4 NINJAS 7/1107 156 156 1 50.0 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150
THE WARRIORS 10/111 BASH BROS DIAPER 72/1500
FROM THE FACE 18/1213 BASH BROS GOLFER 72/1482
5 BUSH 7/1433 260 294 3 46.9 BASH BROS JACKET 72/1525
PITCH PERFECT 1/1419 BASH BROS SHEETS 72/1514
YOU DON'T SAY 5/1428 BASH BROS SPOUSE 72/1530
6 THE BAD SEED 6/1466 30 35 0 46.2 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/1489
7 CASTAWAYS 7/199 928 1185 10 43.9 BASH BROS BROTHER 72/1520
SKAITHVARN 51/235 BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1497
HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 BASH BROS CRICKET 72/1492
8 THE BLOODGUAR 4/348 62 83 2 42.8 BASH BROS NEW CAR 72/1517
DISARM 72/1484 BASH BROS SWEATER 72/1528
VEGGIES 3/1227 BASH BROS WALKING 72/1538
SHEPHERDS 18/432 BASH BROS BATHROOM 54/1488
BASH BROS GAS 72/1515 BASH BROS BUS STOP 72/1485
BASH BROS SEX 72/1531 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/1505
BB AUTOMOBILE 72/1526 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/1499
BB FLASHLIGHT 72/1529 BASH BROS HARD DISK 72/1522
BASH BROS BABY 39/1487 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL 72/1536
BASH BROS BEER 72/1511 BASH BROS QUARANTINE 72/1540
BASH BROS MEAT 72/1535 10 AUTHORS 21/749 1873 3157 29 37.2
BASH BROS NEWS 72/1510 12 AB-NORMALS 2/1439 87 189 1 31.5
BASH BROS SNOW 72/1518 CATASTROPHIES 3/1552
BB CHICK FLICK 72/1506
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
by Tum, Bastard Son of a Devil Duke
Seven.
That's how many times I've worn this blade.
Seven turns. Seven victims. Seven thrones built atop your failures.
And once again, no one challenged me.
I left the gate open. I left the crown unguarded. And you still stared at your shoes
and prayed for a soft matchup.
What did the gods give me instead? Arugula.
A Parry-Lunger with 252 fights. A veteran. A name. A record padded with wins. 162
victories, and somehow not a single ounce of steel left in his spine.
I hit him with every strike. Every. Single. One. He didn't parry. He didn't lunge.
He didn't matter.
What good is he?
What name is that?
What legacy?
Just another wilted leaf under my boot.
Darkholm, you disgust me.
This isn't an arena.
It's a graveyard for AFK has-beens and maintenance-mode ghosts who were never brave
enough to become someone.
I don't pad my record. I don't duck. I opened my challenges wide this turn, again,
and what happened?
Nothing. No response. No courage. Just silence, and Arugula, my latest random
victim.
He was your best shot, and I walked through him like mist. He swung at nothing. He was
nothing. He is nothing!
But I'm not alone in this fire.
Shocking Toad is still carving his path, 9-1 in his last 10, climbing, striking
through your best like he's making a list. Jakuchu Ito waits in silence, now 7-0
since losing this throne, a throne our stable OWNS, stacking up the fallen, walking
the long road to the Runeblade like he's done it before.
This is your Darkholm now, not filled with warriors, an arena haunted by specters and
managed by cowards.
You don't even deserve to lose to me anymore, but, alas, I will sit here as long as it
takes to either fall to your pathetic attempts, leave for Primus, or up and evacuate
this desolate space.
So, keep hiding behind your "random matchups."
Keep praying the gods don't notice your name.
Because eventually, they will.
And when they send you.
I will carve you like I carved Arugula.
We are the only flames left in this arena. The rest of you are just ash.
-- Tum
7-Time Duelmaster of Darkholm
Slayer of Ghosts, Greens, and Gutless Generals
Master of the Rune Blade
Unchallenged. Untouched. Unstoppable.
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hullo hullo!
There were 57 fights in Darkholm Arena today. One fighter died -- at the hands
of a stand-in! A Dark Arena stand-in, but still. There were just three challenge
fights today. However, since I'm paying more attention to challenges, I should add
that four fighters challenged but their challenges didn't go through due to the
intended opponents being out of range. I swear on a stack of large shields that there
were no avoids this turn.
MELTING FLOOD (72-8016) (80-28-1,190) of BASH BROS SNOW fought SHADOWMANE (104-
28) (0-0-0,200). MELTING FLOOD was assassinated by SHADOWMANE in an action packed 2
minute uneven fight. Well, Shadowmane is pretty tough.
Dirty Grout looked good, so to speak, at the start of his random match, but fate
was against him. DIRTY GROUT (54-3438) (21-22-1,83) of BASH BROS BATHROOM fought
CRYING TIGER (2-6566) (36-79-0,32) of AB-NORMALS. DIRTY GROUT was savagely defeated
by CRYING TIGER in an action packed 3 minute bout. Crying Tiger was awarded 34 points
for this win.
It looks like the stand-ins had a rewarding day. NO BATTERIES (72-10121) (45-65-
0,81) of BB FLASHLIGHT fought COCKY SPECTATOR (104-3) (0-0-0,0). NO BATTERIES was
subdued by COCKY SPECTATOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute battle. No Batteries lost 46
points for this poor performance.
Retch was the most challenged fighter today, not that it did him a bit of good.
AERYN SUN (10-4268) (77-35-0,181) of FARSCAPE challenged RETCH (7-241) (65-69-1,213)
of FLOWER CHILDREN. AERYN SUN devastated RETCH in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided
Challenge contest.
Job remains the overall popularity leader. JOB (18-6129) (162-296-0,189) of
SHEPHERDS fought SNEEZING PANDA (2-6539) (45-87-2,188) of AB-NORMALS. JOB narrowly
defeated SNEEZING PANDA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
The least popular is Obligatory, who fell victim to the triumphant energies of
the stand-ins. OBLIGATORY (72-10137) (31-37-0,63) of BASH BROS SEX fought BOOKIE'S
GUARD (104-5) (35-18-0,75). OBLIGATORY was overpowered by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1
minute one-sided struggle.
I thank TUM for another provocative column, in which he announced he was leaving
himself open to all challenges. Well, it was a random match... TUM (18-7380) (52-26-
2,388) of FROM THE FACE fought RAISTLIN MAJERE (97-8374) (68-36-6,213) of WIZARDS OF
AHS. TUM was bested by RAISTLIN MAJERE in an action packed 1 minute Title brawl. Mr.
Majere is Darkholm's leading Aimed Blow and, of course, the Keeper (or Seeker) of the
Runeblade.
Shocking Toad continued his winning streak and his reign as the leading Parry-
Strike. SHOCKING TOAD (7-310) (75-88-1,343) of NINJAS fought SENSATIONALIZED (72-
7683) (70-30-0,210) of BASH BROS NEWS. SHOCKING TOAD won victory over SENSATIONALIZED
in a 2 minute fight.
Jakuchu Ito is now our best-recognized Lunger. JAKUCHU ITO (7-5102) (59-20-
1,302) of NINJAS challenged CUP O'PIZZA (45397) (110-49-0,209) of THE JERKS. JAKUCHU
ITO devastated CUP O'PIZZA in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
Gaol is now our top Slasher. Here's a nice little upset. ISHINOMORI (7-5390)
(46-25-1,250) of NINJAS challenged GAOL (5-5891) (62-77-2,213) of YOU DON'T SAY.
ISHINOMORI was handily defeated by GAOL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
Higher Power managed to resist the stand-ins' momentum. HIGHER POWER (59-3119)
(82-60-1,218) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought BLIND BEGGAR (104-26) (40-35-0,200). HIGHER
POWER luckily beat BLIND BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl. HIgher Power is
our best Wall of Steel.
BORROWS MONEY (72-8055) (57-39-1,207) of BASH BROS BROTHER fought KWAI CHANG (2-
6528) (67-67-2,172) of AB-NORMALS. BORROWS MONEY overpowered KWAI CHANG in a popular
1 minute one-sided match. Borrows Money is the leading Parry-Lunge.
This turn's favorite is Green Bean. GREEN BEAN (3-6419) (77-43-2,204) of VEGGIES
fought 2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) (84-298-2,180) of JUST BECAUSE. GREEN BEAN savagely
defeated 2 + 2 = 4 in a popular 4 minute gory duel. I have to say that green beans
are pretty good when cooked with vinegar and brown sugar. And Green Bean is top
Basher.
The leading Total Parry is still Scharv. SCHARV (51-1209) (127-136-0,214) of
SKAITHVARN fought BILLY BLANKS (1-9375) (108-79-0,247) of PITCH PERFECT. SCHARV was
defeated by BILLY BLANKS in an action packed 6 minute gruesome melee.
Because Retch lost his fight, Dantallion is our highest ranked Parry-Riposte.
DANTALLION (4-2028) (46-39-2,189) of THE BLOODGUARD fought BAD MEDIA (72-8127) (44-29-
0,199) of BASH BROS HARD DISK. DANTALLION was defeated by BAD MEDIA in an action
packed 5 minute brutal fight. Huh... but Dantallion lost his fight, too. How does
that work?
That's all I've got for you today. Have a fantastic fortnight! Cheerio!
-- Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 69 36 6 232 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 76 88 1 369 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 60 20 1 346 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
BILLY BLANKS 1-9375 109 79 0 255 PITCH PERFECT (1419) MORDANT
PRISCILLA 18-10653 51 15 1 249 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
EXTRA BEST THERMOS 10-5444 34 9 1 237 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
GAOL 5-5891 63 77 2 235 YOU DON'T SAY (1428) KALTOS
HIGHER POWER 59-3119 83 60 1 227 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
JACOB 10-233 73 93 3 224 THE WARRIORS (111) KOLACT
NEEDLE BOY 6-7631 51 41 0 219 THE BAD SEEDS (1466) TRANSEL
NIGHT STALKER 29-262 122 119 3 218 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR
BORROWS MONEY 72-8055 58 39 1 213 BASH BROS BROTHER (1520) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-DANGEROUS TOYS 39-4100 66 51 1 210 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
BONE BENDER 2-6633 45 48 0 210 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
RACHAEL 18-11003 40 81 1 210 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
BAD MEDIA 72-8127 45 29 0 208 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1522) DRAGONHEAD
-SACRIFICE 51-4947 30 109 2 208 MIGHTY MORALS (1120) TRICORUS
GREEN BEAN 3-6419 78 43 2 207 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
ARUGULA 3-7180 163 91 3 206 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
SCHARV 51-1209 127 137 0 206 SKAITHVARN (235) TRICORUS
PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909 123 143 2 206 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
NOSY NEIGHBOR 72-7827 83 32 1 205 BASH BROS CONDO (1513) DRAGONHEAD
AERYN SUN 10-4268 78 35 0 204 FARSCAPE (1469) KOLACT
TUM 18-7380 52 27 2 204 FROM THE FACE (1213) TALCAMA
RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017 79 134 2 201 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 110 50 0 200 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
KHEFRAS 7-1930 79 156 0 200 CASTAWAYS (199) BONSUR
JOEY 18-10339 94 120 1 199 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
-2 YEAR CONTRACT 72-6552 44 20 2 199 BB SMART PHONE (1494) DRAGONHEAD
RIPPED 72-9875 80 36 1 198 BASH BROS SHEETS (1514) DRAGONHEAD
EVERYTHING ZEN 7-6959 57 59 0 197 BUSH (1433) BONSUR
WARNING BELLS 72-8011 43 29 2 197 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1517) DRAGONHEAD
REPETITIVE 72-7684 85 81 1 196 BASH BROS NEWS (1510) DRAGONHEAD
SENSATIONALIZED 72-7683 70 31 0 196 BASH BROS NEWS (1510) DRAGONHEAD
NEED A FIX 59-3141 40 33 2 196 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
JOB 18-6129 163 296 0 195 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
MINSTREL 4-2505 40 29 4 195 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
SHIFTED 72-7941 100 45 0 194 BB SIDE MIRROR (1516) DRAGONHEAD
DANTALLION 4-2028 46 40 2 194 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
CULUBRA 10-235 66 94 0 192 THE WARRIORS (111) KOLACT
RETCH 7-241 65 70 1 192 FLOWER CHILDREN (60) BONSUR
-EMPTY 72-7269 32 9 1 192 BASH BROS WALLET (1504) DRAGONHEAD
8 AM CLASS 72-6621 122 113 0 191 BASH BROS COLLEGE (1497) DRAGONHEAD
CRAWL SPACE 72-6525 58 58 0 190 BASH BROS CRICKET (1492) DRAGONHEAD
ISHINOMORI 7-5390 46 26 1 190 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
-SPECIES 3.14159265 18-7512 33 35 1 190 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
ADABEMIS & BALMADOR 42-1671 73 149 0 189 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
-SHOPPING CART 72-6836 64 78 2 187 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499) DRAGONHEAD
COUNSELOR OBVIOUS 18-10133 63 31 2 187 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
SNEEZING PANDA 2-6539 45 88 2 186 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
ALEMBIC 4-1925 36 50 1 185 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MELTING FLOOD 72-8016 80 29 1 183 BASH BROS SNOW (1518) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 84 299 2 180 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ROAD KILL 72-8272 70 30 1 180 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499) DRAGONHEAD
-IN THE WASHER 72-7833 35 10 0 180 BASH BROS SHEETS (1514) DRAGONHEAD
KWAI CHANG 2-6528 67 68 2 175 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
TURNED OFF 72-7887 57 42 0 173 BASH BROS GAS (1515) DRAGONHEAD
BREWTALITY 2-6610 39 65 1 170 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
-4 HOUR GAMES 72-6579 98 40 0 169 BASH BROS BASEBALL (1496) DRAGONHEAD
NOT THE REAL THING 72-7762 41 55 1 165 BASH BROS BEER (1511) DRAGONHEAD
CLICHE 72-7533 36 14 1 165 BB CHICK FLICK (1506) DRAGONHEAD
E COLI 72-10673 51 60 1 154 BASH BROS MEAT (1535) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FULL AND HEAVY 72-6861 55 78 1 148 BASH BROS DIAPER (1500) DRAGONHEAD
TOILET SEAT 72-10126 36 35 1 148 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
-FORMS 72-7540 29 5 0 142 BASH BROS DMV (1507) DRAGONHEAD
SNORING 72-10127 36 38 3 141 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
DROOL BABY 39-4243 41 80 0 139 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 69 81 2 138 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (1505) DRAGONHEAD
EMPTY TANK 72-8997 27 37 1 133 BB AUTOMOBILE (1526) DRAGONHEAD
-YAR!!! 18-10792 49 22 0 116 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
PANDARAMADINGDONG 2-6768 28 28 2 108 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TEENY TUCKER 42-5511 22 16 0 94 BETTER BLUES (1553) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-FORMULA SHORTAGE 39-4388 23 12 2 83 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 72-7772 28 17 0 77 BASH BROS GOLFER (1482) DRAGONHEAD
PETS 72-11376 29 11 0 68 BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1540)DRAGONHEAD
CRYING TIGER 2-6566 37 79 0 66 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
CLOTHES ON FLOOR 72-10130 37 18 0 64 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
OBLIGATORY 72-10137 31 38 0 61 BASH BROS SEX (1531) DRAGONHEAD
-NAG 72-10128 25 25 1 59 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
-WHEATIES 72-5900 21 7 0 59 CEREAL (1491) DRAGONHEAD
-HALFTIME SHOW 72-10722 21 6 0 57 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD
CROOKED 72-8138 24 14 0 54 BASH BROS TEETH (1483) DRAGONHEAD
-DESERT DRY 72-11460 17 3 0 54 BASH BROS TURKEY (1557) DRAGONHEAD
KNOCKED OVER 72-10147 27 17 2 53 BASH BROS TRASH (1532) DRAGONHEAD
DIRTY GROUT 54-3438 21 23 1 53 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
BAD SHOES 72-10882 25 15 0 48 BASH BROS WALKING (1538) DRAGONHEAD
CATATTACK! 3-8495 20 18 0 47 CATASTROPHIES (1552) OSKSI
OUT OF TP 54-3258 22 18 2 45 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
BAD ADS 72-10723 26 21 0 41 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD
FALLEN TOWEL RACK 54-3319 30 81 0 39 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
-CLEANING 72-7588 18 10 1 39 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (1508) DRAGONHEAD
UNCOMFORTABLE 72-8046 22 10 1 37 BASH BROS CHAIR (1519) DRAGONHEAD
NO BATTERIES 72-10121 45 66 0 35 BB FLASHLIGHT (1529) DRAGONHEAD
-AT YOUR OWN RISK 72-7598 16 12 0 35 BB SCOTT BORAS (1509) DRAGONHEAD
BAD SERVICE 72-10967 22 20 0 32 BB ITALIAN FOOD (1539) DRAGONHEAD
BOOBY TRAP 72-7700 26 14 1 31 DISARM (1484) DRAGONHEAD
-UNCOMFORTABLE 72-9131 18 9 0 26 BASH BROS FEELINGS (1527) DRAGONHEAD
-FREE GIFT 72-10194 8 2 0 26 BB PLEDGE DRIVE (1556) DRAGONHEAD
-NOT ASSUR 72-8574 22 13 2 10 BASH BROS MANAGER9 (1524) DRAGONHEAD
FORGOT IT 72-8910 19 35 1 10 BASH BROS JACKET (1525) DRAGONHEAD
UGLY 72-10118 22 22 0 9 BASH BROS SWEATER (1528) DRAGONHEAD
SCARY DUDE 72-10528 26 22 2 5 BASH BROS BUS STOP (1485) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
MELTING FLOOD 72-8016 80 29 1 BASH BROS SNOW 1518 SHADOWMANE 929
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
@Malic of Talcama -- I double challenged Priscilla (18-10653) turn 928. You tell me
why they didn't go through. Let's see if she's as lucky turn 929. -- Shocking Toad
Shocking Toad -- The Gladiatorial Commission never tells me anything. I thought
there were no avoids last turn, but perhaps there were. If Priscilla managed to
avoid your TV challenge, that's a rare thing but I guess it does happen. -- Malic
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JAKUCHU ITO devastated CUP O'PIZZA in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ISHINOMORI was handily defeated by GAOL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
AERYN SUN devastated RETCH in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge contest.
TUM was bested by RAISTLIN MAJERE in a action packed 1 minute Title brawl.
NOSY NEIGHBOR was narrowly defeated by SOLACIA in a 2 minute struggle.
HIGHER POWER luckily beat BLIND BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
SCHARV was defeated by BILLY BLANKS in a action packed 6 minute gruesome melee.
PRISCILLA vanquished ALEMBIC in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
SHOCKING TOAD won victory over SENSATIONALIZED in a 2 minute fight.
EXTRA BEST THERMOS overpowered NEED A FIX in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
CULUBRA was defeated by PATRICIA CORNWELL in a exciting 1 minute match.
JACOB devastated COUNSELOR OBVIOUS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
EVERYTHING ZEN was subdued by SHIFTED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
JOB narrowly defeated SNEEZING PANDA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
KHEFRAS was overpowered by ARUGULA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
JOEY vanquished BREWTALITY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
NEEDLE BOY viciously subdued WARNING BELLS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.
RACHAEL was overpowered by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NIGHT STALKER overpowered CRAWL SPACE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
ADABEMIS & BALMADOR was bested by BONE BENDER in a popular 1 minute bout.
MINSTREL viciously subdued TURNED OFF in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
RECOVERY SETBACK vanquished SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
DANTALLION was defeated by BAD MEDIA in a action packed 5 minute brutal fight.
GREEN BEAN savagely defeated 2 + 2 = 4 in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
REPETITIVE demolished SHEWISH GIANT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
RIPPED was overpowered by DIRK CHOLERA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ROAD KILL was overcome by LAUGHING BARMAID in a exciting 1 minute duel.
MELTING FLOOD was assassinated by SHADOWMANE in a action packed 2 minute uneven fight.
BORROWS MONEY overpowered KWAI CHANG in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
EMPTY TANK was overpowered by M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
NOT THE REAL THING was demolished by BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven contest.
CLICHE slimly won victory over CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
E COLI was overpowered by SHADOWMANE in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
8 AM CLASS handily defeated LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
SNORING was vanquished by DESIREE in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
FULL AND HEAVY won victory over M. CHARDINEE in a popular 2 minute match.
TAX PENALTY was demolished by DESIREE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
TOILET SEAT demolished ANGRY BOOKIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
PANDARAMADINGDONG was overpowered by DROOL BABY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CATATTACK! was handily defeated by PETS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched melee.
BAD SERVICE was savagely defeated by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a exciting 3 minute fight.
BAD SHOES viciously subdued DEBBY TONTE in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
BOOBY TRAP overpowered COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BAD ADS was demolished by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SCARY DUDE was savagely defeated by DEBBY TONTE in a exciting 1 minute gory battle.
KNOCKED OVER narrowly defeated INKEEPER'S SON in a crowd pleasing 4 minute conflict.
OBLIGATORY was overpowered by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CLOTHES ON FLOOR narrowly defeated COCKY SPECTATOR in a popular 2 minute bloody brawl.
NO BATTERIES was subdued by COCKY SPECTATOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute battle.
DIRTY GROUT was savagely defeated by CRYING TIGER in a action packed 3 minute bout.
UGLY was defeated by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 2 minute bloody fight.
FALLEN TOWEL RACK was handily defeated by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH slimly won victory over COCKY SPECTATOR in a 2 minute match.
OUT OF TP handily defeated DEBBY TONTE in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched bout.
TEENY TUCKER devastated CROOKED in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
FORGOT IT was narrowly defeated by DEBBY TONTE in a popular 2 minute gory fight.
UNCOMFORTABLE was vanquished by INKEEPER'S SON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 16 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 15 PARRY-LUNGE 47 - 33 - 0 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 13 LUNGING ATTACK 59 - 53 - 1 53 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 11 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 8 WALL OF STEEL 71 - 73 - 0 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-STRIKE 21 - 23 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 TOTAL PARRY 23 - 26 - 0 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 29 - 42 - 1 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 65 - 95 - 0 41 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 61 - 95 - 1 39 |
Turn 929 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 3 5 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 5 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 8 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 9 - 7 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 4
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 69 36 6 232 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472)
PARRY-STRIKE SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 76 88 1 369 NINJAS (1107)
LUNGING ATTACK JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 60 20 1 346 NINJAS (1107)
SLASHING ATTACK GAOL 5-5891 63 77 2 235 YOU DON'T SAY (1428)
WALL OF STEEL HIGHER POWER 59-3119 83 60 1 227 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489)
PARRY-LUNGE BORROWS MONEY 72-8055 58 39 1 213 BASH BROS BROTHER (1520)
BASHING ATTACK GREEN BEAN 3-6419 78 43 2 207 VEGGIES (1227)
TOTAL PARRY SCHARV 51-1209 127 137 0 206 SKAITHVARN (235)
PARRY-RIPOSTE DANTALLION 4-2028 46 40 2 194 THE BLOODGUARD (348)
The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129. The most popular warrior this turn was
GREEN BEAN 3-6419. The ten other most popular fighters were BILLY BLANKS 1-9375,
CLICHE 72-7533, SCHARV 51-1209, MINSTREL 4-2505, CRYING TIGER 2-6566, NEEDLE BOY
6-7631, NIGHT STALKER 29-262, DANTALLION 4-2028, SNEEZING PANDA 2-6539, and BAD MEDIA
72-8127.
The least popular fighter this week was OBLIGATORY 72-10137. The other ten least
popular fighters were BAD ADS 72-10723, PANDARAMADINGDONG 2-6768, TAX PENALTY
72-7311, RACHAEL 18-11003, UNCOMFORTABLE 72-8046, CROOKED 72-8138, FALLEN TOWEL RACK
54-3319, SCARY DUDE 72-10528, CATATTACK! 3-8495, and NOT THE REAL THING 72-7762.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 KOLACT(10) 3 2 0 RODEKI(42) 1 1 0
NIANIA(2) 2 4 0 TALCAMA(18) 3 3 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0
OSKSI(3) 2 1 0 SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 1 2 0
JHELUM(4) 1 2 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 2 1 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 14 22 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 2 4 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BILLY BLANKS 1-9375 109 79 0 255 PITCH PERFECT (1419) MORDANT
BONE BENDER 2-6633 45 48 0 210 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
GREEN BEAN 3-6419 78 43 2 207 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
MINSTREL 4-2505 40 29 4 195 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
GAOL 5-5891 63 77 2 235 YOU DON'T SAY (1428) KALTOS
NEEDLE BOY 6-7631 51 41 0 219 THE BAD SEEDS (1466) TRANSEL
SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 76 88 1 369 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
EXTRA BEST THERMOS 10-5444 34 9 1 237 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
PRISCILLA 18-10653 51 15 1 249 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909 123 143 2 206 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
NIGHT STALKER 29-262 122 119 3 218 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 84 299 2 180 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
DROOL BABY 39-4243 41 80 0 139 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
ADABEMIS & BALMADO 42-1671 73 149 0 189 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
SCHARV 51-1209 127 137 0 206 SKAITHVARN (235) TRICORUS
DIRTY GROUT 54-3438 21 23 1 53 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
HIGHER POWER 59-3119 83 60 1 227 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
BORROWS MONEY 72-8055 58 39 1 213 BASH BROS BROTHER (1520) DRAGONHEAD
RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 69 36 6 232 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472) SHADOW GROVE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
THUMBSCREW (2-2622) IN COLD BLOOD (329)
YORKE (7-6040) IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
LUNACY (60-9545) HORRID INSTANITY (716)
MR. CARTER (72-10604) PORKY'S REVENGE (1415)
SCHNOOKLEWUGGY (84-16559) SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)
DOLEMITE (85-24265) HOWLIN' CLASSICS (4686)
EXTERMINATOR (86-1006) HOWLING GRIBBLE (171)
FRED SAVAGE CEO (86-18759) THE PURGE 249 (3461)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes