DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 07/11/2016    Duedate: 07/23/2016

DARKHOLM ARENA

DM 104    TURN 689

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 WASTELAND II 7/500  3774 2726  16 58.1    3 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341  668  831  10 44.6
  2 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/1335  102  126   0 44.7    4-PUBLIC NUIS 62/1382    5    7   0 41.7
    BLOODY LEGION 96/1276                     5 ARROGANCE 18/732    1583 2830  27 35.9
    LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305                    THE LADY'S LIST 6/917

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

What ho!

There's very little for me to say this turn, so I'll try to stretch it out.

ASSUR (18-7821) (91-140-2,223) of ARROGANCE fought PHILTHRY (42-2079) (76-70-0,188) of 
HIGHLANDERS.  ASSUR slimly won victory over PHILTHRY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
Title fight.  Assur is top Basher, of course, Philthry is top Parry-Strike, and both 
seemed a little bored to be facing such familiar opponents.  Assur was voted this 
turn's favorite fighter.

PELIS THE TRUE (42-3469) (65-105-1,192) of HIGHLANDERS fought MIKEL (6-6190) (75-85-
3,171) of THE LADY'S LIST.  PELIS THE TRUE slimly lost to MIKEL in an action packed 1 
minute battle.  Mikel is top Slasher... and it's funny, these two also fought last 
turn with the opposite result.  Anyway, Pelis the True is overall popularity leader.

MAN-MOUNTAIN (7-3853) (33-30-1,164) of WASTELAND II fought FATALITY (7-5820) (55-62-
0,142) of BRUTAL LEGION.  MAN-MOUNTAIN was demolished by FATALITY in a crowd pleasing 
1 minute uneven fight.  Man-Mountain lost to Philthry last turn.  Not having a good 
month, so far.  Anyway, Fatality is top Striker.

ZEUS (62-4010) (64-55-0,178) of LEGION OF LEGEND fought SHEWISH GIANT (104-25) (0-0-
0,181) of  .  ZEUS devastated SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.  
Zeus is top Wall of Steel, just as he was last time.

ASSASSIN (96-1802) (16-13-4,45) of BLOODY LEGION fought DEBBY TONTE (104-2) (20-30-
0,30) of  .  ASSASSIN devastated DEBBY TONTE in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.  
Assassin is our top Aimed Blow, always a scary style.  But then Debby Tonte is a bit 
scary as well.  Even the faux version.  The frontal features, the chestal ones I mean, 
might not be real, but the muscles are quite genuine.

And that was all of them.  Five fights.

Stretching, stretching... All right. Zontani had something to say.  "A thought before 
I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise manager learn the 
secrets of them all?  Ahh, but I can hear the spires of a far off city calling to me.  
I must away!  Till we meet again, remember:  a turtle walks slow, hides head in a 
shell, and harms no one; a lion runs to slay its prey."  In other words, it's far, far 
better to be a turtle, eh?  We don't want to go running at somebody and slaying them.  
*shudders* 

So, we'll meet up again in another fourteen days, eh what?

                                          -- Malic of Talcama 

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ASSUR 18-7821                92 140  2  231  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZEUS 62-4010                 65  55  0  191  LEGION OF LEGEND (1305)    VALAMANTIS
 MIKEL 6-6190                 76  85  3  188  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 PHILTHRY 42-2079             76  71  0  186  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469       65 106  1  177  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
 FATALITY 7-5820              56  62  0  166  BRUTAL LEGION (1335)       BONSUR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853          33  31  1  143  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-STREET RACER 62-4751         17   8  0   66  PUBLIC NUISANCES (1382)    VALAMANTIS
 ASSASSIN 96-1802             17  13  4   52  BLOODY LEGION (1276)       OLD VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Mikel -- Oh, my.  That, I did not expect.  But I'll take it. -- Pelis the True

Man-Mountain -- Ah, that was rough for you.  But since you're a golem, did it feel 
rough?  I don't mean to be rude, but... do you feel at all? -- Philthry

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ASSUR slimly won victory over PHILTHRY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight.
PELIS THE TRUE slimly lost to MIKEL in a action packed 1 minute battle.
MAN-MOUNTAIN was demolished by FATALITY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
ZEUS devastated SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
ASSASSIN devastated DEBBY TONTE in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   4 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  18 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 689 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   ASSUR 18-7821              92 140  2  231 ARROGANCE (732)
WALL OF STEEL    ZEUS 62-4010               65  55  0  191 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305)
SLASHING ATTACK  MIKEL 6-6190               76  85  3  188 THE LADY'S LIST (917)
PARRY-STRIKE     PHILTHRY 42-2079           76  71  0  186 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
STRIKING ATTACK  FATALITY 7-5820            56  62  0  166 BRUTAL LEGION (1335)
AIMED BLOW       ASSASSIN 96-1802           17  13  4   52 BLOODY LEGION (1276)

The overall popularity leader is PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was ASSUR 18-7821.  The ten other most popular fighters were MIKEL 6-6190, 
ZEUS 62-4010, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, FATALITY 7-5820, ASSASSIN 96-1802, PHILTHRY 
42-2079, MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853,  0-0,  0-0, and  0-0.

The least popular fighter this week was MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PHILTHRY 42-2079, ASSASSIN 96-1802, FATALITY 7-5820, PELIS THE 
TRUE 42-3469, ZEUS 62-4010, MIKEL 6-6190, ASSUR 18-7821,  0-0,  0-0, and  0-0.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MIKEL 6-6190                76  85  3  188  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 FATALITY 7-5820             56  62  0  166  BRUTAL LEGION (1335)       BONSUR
 ASSUR 18-7821               92 140  2  231  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 PHILTHRY 42-2079            76  71  0  186  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
 ZEUS 62-4010                65  55  0  191  LEGION OF LEGEND (1305)    VALAMANTIS
 ASSASSIN 96-1802            17  13  4   52  BLOODY LEGION (1276)       OLD VALAMANTIS