DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 12/01/2025 Duedate: 12/13/2025
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 934
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 FARSCAPE 10/1469 60 38 0 61.2 BASH BROS CONDO 72/1513
BETTER BLUES 42/1553 BASH BROS TRASH 72/1532
2 THE JERKS 10/1451 108 70 1 60.7 BB ITALIAN FOOD 72/1539
FLOWER CHILDREN 7/60 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150
3 LIVING DEAD 29/1406 1326 1051 10 55.8 BASH BROS DIAPER 72/1500
WIZARDS OF AHS 97/1472 BASH BROS GOLFER 72/1482
4 NINJAS 7/1107 174 168 1 50.9 BASH BROS JACKET 72/1525
THE WARRIORS 10/111 BASH BROS SHEETS 72/1514
FROM THE FACE 18/1213 BASH BROS SPOUSE 72/1530
5 BUSH 7/1433 268 301 3 47.1 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/1489
PITCH PERFECT 1/1419 BASH BROS BROTHER 72/1520
YOU DON'T SAY 5/1428 BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1497
6 THE BAD SEED 6/1466 32 38 0 45.7 BASH BROS WALKING 72/1538
7 CASTAWAYS 7/199 937 1191 10 44.0 BASH BROS BASEBALL 72/1496
SKAITHVARN 51/235 BASH BROS BATHROOM 54/1488
HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 BASH BROS BUS STOP 72/1485
8 THE BLOODGUAR 4/348 69 91 2 43.1 BASH BROS MANAGER9 72/1524
VEGGIES 3/1227 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/1505
SHEPHERDS 18/432 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/1499
BASH BROS GAS 72/1515 BASH BROS FIREPLACE 72/1508
BASH BROS SEX 72/1531 BASH BROS HARD DISK 72/1522
BB AUTOMOBILE 72/1526 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL 72/1536
BB FLASHLIGHT 72/1529 10 AUTHORS 21/749 1876 3164 29 37.2
BASH BROS BABY 39/1487 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
BASH BROS BEER 72/1511 12 LANCIARII 6/1555 57 107 0 34.8
BASH BROS MEAT 72/1535 KANO CLAN 21/1436
BASH BROS NEWS 72/1510 13 AB-NORMALS 2/1439 93 218 1 29.9
BASH BROS SNOW 72/1518 CATASTROPHIES 3/1552
BB SIDE MIRROR 72/1516
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT -- Kolact DM 10 and Stormcrowe DM 45
Masked Mayhem Approaches! Choose Your Champion? If You Dare!
Attention, warriors and managers of ALASTARI!
A new game begins--not of brute strength alone, but of wits, will, and whispers. The
Masked Mayhem contest begins on Turn 1046 in Kolact (DM 10)! Each manager will
secretly select one of their warriors to don the metaphorical mask and fight for glory
in the shadows.
Double points await your masked gladiator--but beware! No one will know who walks
masked among us until the contest ends... Will your foes guess your masked warrior and
try to bring them down? Or will you distract them with feints and fodder?
To get started, send your masked gladiator selection (include warrior name and ID#) to
Master Darque at darquesorcery@gmail.com before Turn 1046 (DUE February 9, 2026), and
submit TWO (2) Team Roll Up Certificates (contact RSI by email CSR@reality.com). Then,
make sure your masked fighter shows up each round--they can't earn double points if
they--re sitting in the infirmary. Team maintenance is recommended for all
participating teams.
Will your mystery fighter rise in blood-soaked triumph? Or fall in obscurity?
Let the shadows stir, and the games begin?
Thanks,
Master Darque
Contest Coordinator
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RULES and ENTRY GUIDELINES
A. CONTEST SCHEDULE
1. Duration: 12 turns
2. Start: Turn 1046 (due February 9, 2026)
3. End: Turn 1057 (due July 13, 2026)
4. Submissions Needed:
a. Masked Gladiators (your team champion) must be sent to Master Darque no later
than February 9, 2026. Teams may participate without declaring a champion,
but it will be impossible for these teams to receive the bonus modifier.
Please send to darquesorcery@gmail.com.
b. Submit two (2) Team Roll-Up Certificates to Master Darque via RSI CSR.
5. Reveal: Masked Gladiators will be revealed in the Turn 1057 newsletter.
B. SCORING
1. Win: +3
2. Kill: +1
3. Lose: -1
4. Death: -1
Masked Gladiators score X2 each turn. (e.g. Masked Gladiator wins and kills his
opponent, so he would earn (+3 Win + 1 Kill) x 2 = 8 points. Similarly, a Masked
Gladiator for another team died. His point total would be (-1 Lose + -1 Death) x 2 = -
4 points.)
C. ADDENDA
1. If a Masked Gladiator dies during the course of the contest, all is not lost!
Managers may designate a second Masked Gladiator; however, their scoring will only
offer a multiplier of 1.5 for the duration of the contest.
2. If a Masked Gladiator GRADUATES during the course of the contest, managers may
designate a second Masked Gladiator. The multiplier will be reduced to 1.5 for the
duration of the contest.
3. Teams may not designate more than TWO (2) Masked Gladiators during the course of
the contest.
4. Once a gladiator is chosen as the Masked Gladiator, managers may NOT alter their
selection unless the designated warrior dies or graduates.
5. Masked Mayhem is a SINGLE-MANAGER event. You do not need a partner or team to
participate. It is every man and woman for themselves!
6. Managers may only field ONE (1) team in the contest.
D. Prizes
1. Endurance Award - Every participating Team will receive one (1) +1 Bonus Potion for
participating in all 12 rounds of the contest and in at least 55 of the 60
scheduled fights.
In addition, teams that participate in ALL the scheduled 60 fights will receive a
single ZAP Potion.
2. First Place Manager (choose 3 from the following)
a. LIMITED Max Damage (one-time only; not perpetual; warrior must be from DM 10
and have participated in the contest)
b. Move a warrior from another team (that you own) to your DM 10 squad (warrior
must be NATURAL and UNMODIFIED; there must be an open spot via death/dark
arena or graduation, warrior must be alive)
c. Know Favorites (Initiates classed warrior or above)
d. Reroll one (1) warrior's favorite LEARN
e. Limited Immortality (one (1) resurrection following death in DM 10)
f. Two (2) +1 Skill Pots (added to warrior's base; no out of bound warriors)
g. Reroll one (1) warrior's Endurance (keeping the roll only if it improves)
3. Second Place Manager (choose 2 of the following)
a. LIMITED Max Damage (one-time only; not perpetual; warrior must be from DM 10
and have participated in the contest)
b. Know Favorites (Initiates classed warrior or above)
c. Reroll one (1) warrior's favorite LEARN
d. Two (2) +1 Skill Pots (added to warrior's base; no out-of-bound warriors)
e. Reroll one (1) warrior's Endurance (keeping the roll only if it improves)
4. Third Place Manager (choose 1 of the following)
a. Reroll one (1) warrior's favorite LEARN
b. Two (2) +1 Skill Pots (added to warrior's base; no out-of-bound warriors)
c. Reroll one (1) warrior's Endurance (keeping the roll only if it improves)
5. Roll-Up Certificates
a. 40% - First Place Manager
b. 30% - Second Place Manager
c. 20% - Third Place Manager
d. 10% - Masked Gladiator Champion (scored the most points during the contest)
i. Tie Breaker 1: Win/Loss Percentage
ii. Tie Breaker 2: Kills
iii. Tie Breaker 3: Head-to-Head Win/Loss vs. other team(s)
iv. Tie Breaker 4: Thunderdome! Two men enter; One man leaves! Let's hope it
doesn't come this far!
** Note: This contest will also be offered in DM 45. You may sign up for either or
both. DM 45 will be the same, but it will only run for 10 turns rather than 12.
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
by Jakuchu Ito
*Final Words from the Shadow*
This fight not even.
Not fair.
But war is not fair. War is what you make it.
Higher Power come strong.
Big shield. Heavy stance. Big name.
He fall after second hit.
I knock him down.
He no get up strong.
By eighth attack -- shield break.
He hold backup dagger. but hands shake.
He not draw.
I see it in his eyes.
Fear.
I do not hate him. I respect him.
But I was better.
And now. I am done.
I no speak many words.
But these ones I speak now:
This the last column.
No more from me.
No more from Shocking Toad.
No more from Ninjas.
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hullo hullo!
This turn in Darkholm Arena, the Ninjas announced that they are moving to Home Guard.
I'm sorry to see them go. Jakuchu Ito wrote a good column though. There were 54
fights in our arena. Four were challenges, all of them from the Ninjas and their
guildmates. No one died. Of those 54 fights, I believe 25 involved a stand-in.
That's not a healthy sign. When I look at the list of active teams, there are a whole
lot of Bash Bros, and they can't fight themselves, which means they will be sucking up
a lot of the random matches with other gladiators, leaving mostly stand-ins for
everyone else. I like the Bash Bros, but it looks like we need more teams here.
Lanciarii avoided Living Dead, and still managed to fight two real gladiators, which
is lucky, because the way things are, anyone who avoids may be doomed to fight a
stand-in.
TEENY TUCKER (42-5511) (25-17-0,100) of BETTER BLUES fought FORGOT IT (72-8910)
(20-38-1,33) of BASH BROS JACKET. TEENY TUCKER was demolished by FORGOT IT in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute uneven duel. Forgot It got 49 points for this, while Teeny Tucker
lost 44.
How do you pronounce Gaol? I guess it's one of those words you see in print, but
never say. SHOCKING TOAD (7-310) (76-92-1,199) of NINJAS challenged GAOL (5-5891)
(64-80-2,194) of YOU DON'T SAY. SHOCKING TOAD was devastated by GAOL in an exciting 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight. Gaol was the most challenged fighter.
Here's an upset. JACOB (10-233) (76-94-3,232) of THE WARRIORS challenged 8 AM
CLASS (72-6621) (124-115-0,190) of BASH BROS COLLEGE. JACOB was vanquished by 8 AM
CLASS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle. Nice one, 8 AM Class.
TUM (18-7380) (55-28-2,212) of FROM THE FACE challenged GREEN BEAN (3-6419) (80-
45-2,191) of VEGGIES. TUM was demolished by GREEN BEAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
uneven Challenge fight. Another upset, and the Bean is now top Basher.
Still, the most popular fighter is Job. EVERYTHING ZEN (7-6959) (60-60-0,209) of
BUSH fought JOB (18-6129) (164-299-0,197) of SHEPHERDS. EVERYTHING ZEN overpowered
JOB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
DECCIOUS (6-7465) (40-39-0,237) of LANCIARII fought BILLY BLANKS (1-9375) (110-
82-0,195) of PITCH PERFECT. DECCIOUS was narrowly defeated by BILLY BLANKS in an
action packed 5 minute gory match. Deccious was this turn's crowd favorite.
And the least popular was Catattack! CATATTACK! (3-8495) (20-22-0,27) of
CATASTROPHIES fought HALFTIME SHOW (72-10722) (22-6-0,59) of BASH BROS SUPERBOWL.
CATATTACK! was overpowered by HALFTIME SHOW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
If he challenged, he couldn't help but challenge down. JAKUCHU ITO (7-5102) (64-
20-1,424) of NINJAS challenged BONE BENDER (2-6633) (47-50-0,211) of AB-NORMALS.
JAKUCHU ITO devastated BONE BENDER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. So
Jakuchu Ito is still the top Lunger and the Keeper of the you-know-what, but
apparently not for long since that team is leaving soon.
The leading Parry-Strike is still Cup o' Pizza. CUP O'PIZZA (10-5397) (114-50-
0,249) of THE JERKS fought RIPPED (72-9875) (81-39-1,185) of BASH BROS SHEETS. CUP
O'PIZZA handily defeated RIPPED in an exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
DANTALLION (4-2028) (49-41-2,229) of THE BLOODGUARD fought COUNSELOR OBVIOUS (18-
10133) (67-31-2,212) of NEXT GENERATION. DANTALLION handily defeated COUNSELOR
OBVIOUS in a 2 minute uneven fight. Dantallion is our top Parry-Riposte.
Raistlin Majere remains our highest ranked Aimed Blow. RAISTLIN MAJERE (97-8374)
(72-37-6,215) of WIZARDS OF AHS fought SHIFTED (72-7941) (103-46-0,206) of BB SIDE
MIRROR. RAISTLIN MAJERE devastated SHIFTED in a 2 minute uneven brawl.
Scharv is still the top-ranked Total Parry. SCHARV (51-1209) (130-138-0,208) of
SKAITHVARN fought ROAD KILL (72-8272) (71-33-1,203) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. SCHARV
handily defeated ROAD KILL in a popular 1 minute mismatched competition.
Melting Flood is our best recognized Parry-Lunge. AERYN SUN (10-4268) (81-36-
0,235) of FARSCAPE fought MELTING FLOOD (72-8016) (82-31-1,190) of BASH BROS SNOW.
AERYN SUN was devastated by MELTING FLOOD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BAD MEDIA (72-8127) (46-32-0,217) of BASH BROS HARD DISK fought CULUBRA (10-235)
(69-95-0,210) of THE WARRIORS. BAD MEDIA was overpowered by CULUBRA in a 2 minute
bloody one-sided struggle. Culubra is still the top Slasher.
NIGHT STALKER (29-262) (125-120-3,323) of LIVING DEAD fought ADABEMIS & BALMADOR
(42-1671) (76-150-0,206) of HIGHLANDERS. NIGHT STALKER lost to ADABEMIS & BALMADOR in
a 2 minute gory duel. Adabemis Eldantabem and Cheery Balmador, two extra small
dwarves who fight one on the other's shoulders, sharing a suit of armor, are now the
top Wall of Steel.
That's all I can tell you. I'm snowed in here. Cheerio!
-- Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 65 20 1 435 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRISCILLA 18-10653 55 16 2 296 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 115 50 0 277 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
DANTALLION 4-2028 50 41 2 258 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 73 37 6 255 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472) SHADOW GROVE
SCHARV 51-1209 131 138 0 237 SKAITHVARN (235) TRICORUS
MELTING FLOOD 72-8016 83 31 1 229 BASH BROS SNOW (1518) DRAGONHEAD
CULUBRA 10-235 70 95 0 228 THE WARRIORS (111) KOLACT
NOSY NEIGHBOR 72-7827 86 34 1 227 BASH BROS CONDO (1513) DRAGONHEAD
TURNED OFF 72-7887 60 44 0 226 BASH BROS GAS (1515) DRAGONHEAD
EVERYTHING ZEN 7-6959 61 60 0 221 BUSH (1433) BONSUR
GREEN BEAN 3-6419 81 45 2 220 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
ARUGULA 3-7180 166 93 3 219 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909 126 145 2 217 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
ISHINOMORI 7-5390 49 28 1 217 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017 82 136 2 216 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
ADABEMIS & BALMADOR 42-1671 77 150 0 215 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAOL 5-5891 65 80 2 208 YOU DON'T SAY (1428) KALTOS
NEED A FIX 59-3141 43 35 2 208 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
ALEMBIC 4-1925 37 54 1 208 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
EXTRA BEST THERMOS 10-5444 37 11 1 208 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BILLY BLANKS 1-9375 111 82 0 207 PITCH PERFECT (1419) MORDANT
-WARNING BELLS 72-8011 44 29 2 207 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1517) DRAGONHEAD
8 AM CLASS 72-6621 125 115 0 205 BASH BROS COLLEGE (1497) DRAGONHEAD
BONE BENDER 2-6633 47 51 0 201 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
-2 YEAR CONTRACT 72-6552 45 21 2 200 BB SMART PHONE (1494) DRAGONHEAD
SHIFTED 72-7941 103 47 0 199 BB SIDE MIRROR (1516) DRAGONHEAD
HIGHER POWER 59-3119 86 62 1 198 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
AERYN SUN 10-4268 81 37 0 198 FARSCAPE (1469) KOLACT
RETCH 7-241 66 74 1 198 FLOWER CHILDREN (60) BONSUR
-JOEY 18-10339 95 123 1 197 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
-EMPTY 72-7269 33 10 1 197 BASH BROS WALLET (1504) DRAGONHEAD
NIGHT STALKER 29-262 125 121 3 196 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR
RIPPED 72-9875 81 40 1 195 BASH BROS SHEETS (1514) DRAGONHEAD
TUM 18-7380 55 29 2 194 FROM THE FACE (1213) TALCAMA
COUNSELOR OBVIOUS 18-10133 67 32 2 193 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
IN THE WASHER 72-7833 36 11 0 193 BASH BROS SHEETS (1514) DRAGONHEAD
KWAI CHANG 2-6528 68 72 2 191 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
-FORMS 72-7540 31 5 0 191 BASH BROS DMV (1507) DRAGONHEAD
ROAD KILL 72-8272 71 34 1 190 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499) DRAGONHEAD
BAD MEDIA 72-8127 46 33 0 190 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1522) DRAGONHEAD
JOB 18-6129 164 300 0 189 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
KHEFRAS 7-1930 80 160 0 189 CASTAWAYS (199) BONSUR
JACOB 10-233 76 95 3 188 THE WARRIORS (111) KOLACT
BORROWS MONEY 72-8055 62 40 1 188 BASH BROS BROTHER (1520) DRAGONHEAD
MINSTREL 4-2505 42 32 4 187 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
MITA KURAI 21-8414 34 42 0 187 KANO CLAN (1436) SUNSET
SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 76 93 1 186 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
SENSATIONALIZED 72-7683 71 35 0 186 BASH BROS NEWS (1510) DRAGONHEAD
-DANGEROUS TOYS 39-4100 67 52 1 186 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 65 79 2 184 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499) DRAGONHEAD
4 HOUR GAMES 72-6579 99 41 0 182 BASH BROS BASEBALL (1496) DRAGONHEAD
-CRAWL SPACE 72-6525 58 59 0 181 BASH BROS CRICKET (1492) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RACHAEL 18-11003 40 86 1 179 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
NEEDLE BOY 6-7631 53 44 0 177 THE BAD SEEDS (1466) TRANSEL
-SPECIES 3.14159265 18-7512 33 37 1 174 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
SNEEZING PANDA 2-6539 45 93 2 173 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
NOT THE REAL THING 72-7762 42 59 1 166 BASH BROS BEER (1511) DRAGONHEAD
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 72-7772 32 18 0 161 BASH BROS GOLFER (1482) DRAGONHEAD
E COLI 72-10673 51 65 1 155 BASH BROS MEAT (1535) DRAGONHEAD
CLOTHES ON FLOOR 72-10130 42 18 0 153 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
YAR!!! 18-10792 50 23 0 147 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 71 84 2 146 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (1505) DRAGONHEAD
EMPTY TANK 72-8997 29 40 1 146 BB AUTOMOBILE (1526) DRAGONHEAD
BREWTALITY 2-6610 39 70 1 145 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
PANDARAMADINGDONG 2-6768 29 32 2 139 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
DROOL BABY 39-4243 43 83 0 135 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
FULL AND HEAVY 72-6861 58 80 1 130 BASH BROS DIAPER (1500) DRAGONHEAD
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 84 304 2 128 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
SNORING 72-10127 37 42 3 107 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LOOSE FIT 72-11453 28 6 1 91 BASH BROS HAT (1559) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-JO ANN KELLY 3-8456 23 17 0 86 THE BLUES 3 (1561) OSKSI
GUY 'N ANNE 18-10794 7 0 0 85 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
-SUNGOD'S FOLLY 18-7199 20 10 3 83 SADISTS (1093) TALCAMA
FORGOT IT 72-8910 21 38 1 82 BASH BROS JACKET (1525) DRAGONHEAD
DIRTY GROUT 54-3438 25 24 2 76 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PETS 72-11376 30 11 0 71 BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1540)DRAGONHEAD
KNOCKED OVER 72-10147 31 18 2 68 BASH BROS TRASH (1532) DRAGONHEAD
BAD SHOES 72-10882 28 17 0 62 BASH BROS WALKING (1538) DRAGONHEAD
HALFTIME SHOW 72-10722 23 6 0 62 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD
BAD SERVICE 72-10967 25 22 0 61 BB ITALIAN FOOD (1539) DRAGONHEAD
NO BATTERIES 72-10121 49 67 0 59 BB FLASHLIGHT (1529) DRAGONHEAD
OUT OF TP 54-3258 25 20 2 59 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
-NAG 72-10128 26 26 1 58 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
-WEATHER DELAY 72-12671 19 1 0 58 BB CONSTRUCTION (1560) DRAGONHEAD
TEENY TUCKER 42-5511 25 18 0 56 BETTER BLUES (1553) RODEKI
-UNCOMFORTABLE 72-9131 20 9 0 47 BASH BROS FEELINGS (1527) DRAGONHEAD
-UNCOMFORTABLE 72-8046 22 11 1 44 BASH BROS CHAIR (1519) DRAGONHEAD
FALLEN TOWEL RACK 54-3319 31 85 0 43 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
CRYING TIGER 2-6566 39 82 0 38 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
OBLIGATORY 72-10137 34 40 0 36 BASH BROS SEX (1531) DRAGONHEAD
SCARY DUDE 72-10528 28 25 2 34 BASH BROS BUS STOP (1485) DRAGONHEAD
-CROOKED 72-8138 24 15 0 32 BASH BROS TEETH (1483) DRAGONHEAD
CLEANING 72-7588 18 12 1 30 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (1508) DRAGONHEAD
BAD ADS 72-10723 28 24 0 29 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD
CATATTACK! 3-8495 20 23 0 29 CATASTROPHIES (1552) OSKSI
NOT ASSUR 72-8574 22 15 2 24 BASH BROS MANAGER9 (1524) DRAGONHEAD
WITHDRAWAL 59-3142 24 15 1 21 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
-UGLY 72-10118 22 23 0 15 BASH BROS SWEATER (1528) DRAGONHEAD
-AT YOUR OWN RISK 72-7598 16 14 0 14 BB SCOTT BORAS (1509) DRAGONHEAD
-BOOBY TRAP 72-7700 26 15 1 5 DISARM (1484) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
To Arena 104 -- Darkholm: Goodbye! There's nothing here worth fighting for. No
competition. No comments. I'm moving my warriors to Home Guard during the upcoming
split. I'm disappointed. -- - Shocking Toad
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JAKUCHU ITO devastated BONE BENDER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
JACOB was vanquished by 8 AM CLASS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
TUM was demolished by GREEN BEAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SHOCKING TOAD was devastated by GAOL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RAISTLIN MAJERE devastated SHIFTED in a 2 minute uneven brawl.
BAD MEDIA was overpowered by CULUBRA in a 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
DANTALLION handily defeated COUNSELOR OBVIOUS in a 2 minute uneven fight.
BORROWS MONEY was vanquished by ISHINOMORI in a action packed 2 minute uneven duel.
NIGHT STALKER lost to ADABEMIS & BALMADOR in a 2 minute gory duel.
DECCIOUS was narrowly defeated by BILLY BLANKS in a action packed 5 minute gory match.
PRISCILLA overpowered MITA KURAI in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
CUP O'PIZZA handily defeated RIPPED in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
AERYN SUN was devastated by MELTING FLOOD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
EVERYTHING ZEN overpowered JOB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
EXTRA BEST THERMOS was overcome by NOSY NEIGHBOR in a 2 minute bout.
RETCH slimly lost to NEED A FIX in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
RACHAEL was savagely defeated by KWAI CHANG in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
PATRICIA CORNWELL overpowered MINSTREL in a 2 minute one-sided match.
SCHARV handily defeated ROAD KILL in a popular 1 minute mismatched competition.
ARUGULA overpowered ALEMBIC in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RECOVERY SETBACK luckily beat BLIND BEGGAR in a 2 minute gruesome fray.
HIGHER POWER was handily defeated by DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
SENSATIONALIZED was demolished by BLIND BEGGAR in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
TURNED OFF overpowered SOLACIA in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
IN THE WASHER was demolished by DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
KHEFRAS vanquished NOT THE REAL THING in a action packed 4 minute one-sided fray.
NEEDLE BOY overpowered TAX PENALTY in a 2 minute brutal uneven competition.
SNEEZING PANDA was defeated by SHOPPING CART in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
4 HOUR GAMES handily defeated PANDARAMADINGDONG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BREWTALITY was demolished by CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
EMPTY TANK was overpowered by ANGRY BOOKIE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
E COLI was demolished by SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven contest.
SNORING was savagely defeated by M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
CLOTHES ON FLOOR viciously subdued CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a exciting 3 minute fight.
ROXILIAN handily defeated 2 + 2 = 4 in a 2 minute uneven match.
YAR!!! was savagely defeated by LAUGHING BARMAID in a action packed 2 minute bout.
FULL AND HEAVY overcame OLD SAILMAKER in a 2 minute match.
DROOL BABY was viciously subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
TEENY TUCKER was demolished by FORGOT IT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
DIRTY GROUT handily defeated DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
FALLEN TOWEL RACK was savagely defeated by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 2 minute brawl.
OUT OF TP overcame CRYING TIGER in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
CATATTACK! was overpowered by HALFTIME SHOW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BAD SERVICE defeated DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 2 minute duel.
BAD SHOES beat COCKY SPECTATOR in a action packed 1 minute bout.
BAD ADS was overpowered by DEBBY TONTE in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
NOT ASSUR was overcome by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
GUY 'N ANNE overpowered BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
WITHDRAWAL was viciously subdued by DEBBY TONTE in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
SCARY DUDE was viciously subdued by INKEEPER'S SON in a exciting 6 minute battle.
KNOCKED OVER defeated INKEEPER'S SON in a 2 minute brawl.
CLEANING was demolished by INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
OBLIGATORY was overpowered by DEBBY TONTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
NO BATTERIES savagely defeated DEBBY TONTE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 16 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 14 PARRY-LUNGE 46 - 34 - 0 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 13 LUNGING ATTACK 66 - 58 - 1 53 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 WALL OF STEEL 74 - 66 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 8 PARRY-STRIKE 23 - 24 - 0 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 34 - 37 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 10 - 0 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 BASHING ATTACK 63 - 81 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 29 - 0 41 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 AIMED BLOW 61 - 95 - 0 39 |
Turn 934 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 10 - 6 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 7 3 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 AIMED BLOW 6 - 8 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 4 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 10 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 65 20 1 435 NINJAS (1107)
PARRY-STRIKE CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 115 50 0 277 THE JERKS (1451)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE DANTALLION 4-2028 50 41 2 258 THE BLOODGUARD (348)
AIMED BLOW RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 73 37 6 255 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472)
TOTAL PARRY SCHARV 51-1209 131 138 0 237 SKAITHVARN (235)
PARRY-LUNGE MELTING FLOOD 72-8016 83 31 1 229 BASH BROS SNOW (1518)
SLASHING ATTACK CULUBRA 10-235 70 95 0 228 THE WARRIORS (111)
BASHING ATTACK GREEN BEAN 3-6419 81 45 2 220 VEGGIES (1227)
WALL OF STEEL ADABEMIS & BALMAD 42-1671 77 150 0 215 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129. The most popular warrior this turn was
DECCIOUS 6-7465. The ten other most popular fighters were KWAI CHANG 2-6528, BILLY
BLANKS 1-9375, NEED A FIX 59-3141, ISHINOMORI 7-5390, EVERYTHING ZEN 7-6959, KHEFRAS
7-1930, SCARY DUDE 72-10528, NO BATTERIES 72-10121, RETCH 7-241, and CLOTHES ON FLOOR
72-10130.
The least popular fighter this week was CATATTACK! 3-8495. The other ten least
popular fighters were EMPTY TANK 72-8997, PANDARAMADINGDONG 2-6768, ALEMBIC 4-1925,
AERYN SUN 10-4268, BONE BENDER 2-6633, OBLIGATORY 72-10137, CLEANING 72-7588,
WITHDRAWAL 59-3142, GUY 'N ANNE 18-10794, and BAD ADS 72-10723.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 KOLACT(10) 2 3 0 RODEKI(42) 1 1 0
NIANIA(2) 1 5 0 TALCAMA(18) 2 5 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 2 1 0 SUNSET(21) 1 1 0 TROCAR(54) 2 1 0
JHELUM(4) 1 2 0 LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 2 2 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 15 17 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 4 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BILLY BLANKS 1-9375 111 82 0 207 PITCH PERFECT (1419) MORDANT
BONE BENDER 2-6633 47 51 0 201 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
GREEN BEAN 3-6419 81 45 2 220 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
DANTALLION 4-2028 50 41 2 258 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
GAOL 5-5891 65 80 2 208 YOU DON'T SAY (1428) KALTOS
NEEDLE BOY 6-7631 53 44 0 177 THE BAD SEEDS (1466) TRANSEL
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 65 20 1 435 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 115 50 0 277 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
PRISCILLA 18-10653 55 16 2 296 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909 126 145 2 217 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
NIGHT STALKER 29-262 125 121 3 196 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 84 304 2 128 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
DROOL BABY 39-4243 43 83 0 135 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
ADABEMIS & BALMADO 42-1671 77 150 0 215 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
SCHARV 51-1209 131 138 0 237 SKAITHVARN (235) TRICORUS
DIRTY GROUT 54-3438 25 24 2 76 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017 82 136 2 216 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
MELTING FLOOD 72-8016 83 31 1 229 BASH BROS SNOW (1518) DRAGONHEAD
RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 73 37 6 255 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472) SHADOW GROVE