DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 07/28/2025 Duedate: 08/09/2025
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 925
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 FARSCAPE 10/1469 49 31 0 61.2 BASH BROS BABY 39/1487
BETTER BLUES 42/1553 BASH BROS BEER 72/1511
2 THE JERKS 10/1451 92 59 1 60.9 BASH BROS MEAT 72/1535
FLOWER CHILDREN 7/60 BASH BROS NEWS 72/1510
3 LIVING DEAD 29/1406 1314 1045 10 55.7 BASH BROS SNOW 72/1518
WIZARDS OF AHS 97/1472 BB SIDE MIRROR 72/1516
4 MADNESS 21/1475 170 151 1 53.0 BASH BROS CONDO 72/1513
FEMMES FATAL 18/734 BASH BROS TRASH 72/1532
CLAN MCKRAGGEN 1/1464 BB ITALIAN FOOD 72/1539
CLAN MCKRAGGEN 3/1468 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150
5 NINJAS 7/1107 137 151 1 47.6 BASH BROS DIAPER 72/1500
THE WARRIORS 10/111 BASH BROS GOLFER 72/1482
FROM THE FACE 18/1213 BASH BROS JACKET 72/1525
PRAETORIAN GUARD 10/1545 BASH BROS SHEETS 72/1514
6 BUSH 7/1433 253 289 3 46.7 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/1489
PITCH PERFECT 1/1419 BASH BROS BROTHER 72/1520
YOU DON'T SAY 5/1428 BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1497
8 THE BAD SEED 6/1466 27 34 0 44.3 BASH BROS WALKING 72/1538
9 CASTAWAYS 7/199 924 1177 10 44.0 BASH BROS BASEBALL 72/1496
SKAITHVARN 51/235 BASH BROS BATHROOM 54/1488
HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 BASH BROS BUS STOP 72/1485
10 AUTHORS 21/749 1869 3153 29 37.2 BASH BROS MANAGER9 72/1524
JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/1505
11 CEREAL 72/1491 960 1664 11 36.6 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/1499
VEGGIES 3/1227 BASH BROS FIREPLACE 72/1508
BASH BROS GAS 72/1515 BASH BROS HARD DISK 72/1522
BASH BROS SEX 72/1531 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL 72/1536
BB AUTOMOBILE 72/1526 12 AB-NORMALS 2/1439 80 168 1 32.3
BB FLASHLIGHT 72/1529 CATASTROPHIES 3/1552
MIGHTY MORALS 51/1120
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
by Tum, Keeper of the Rune Blade
Seven feet tall. Two battle axes. A name that sounds like a prison. Gaol came for
my head this week, and like every other overgrown myth out of the Sea Kingdoms, she
found out the hard way: I don't break. I don't bend. And I damn sure don't bow.
She swung her axe with terrible destructive energy, and yes-she caught me. Left
buttock. Let's call it what it was: right in the ass. And for one sharp second, I felt
it all-rage, shame, and the sting of being mortal. Yes, I grew desperate. Dodged her
follow-up. And carved her like the wannabe she was. End of minute one, Gaol gave up.
Another tourist from the outer provinces, another throne-sniffer, another body on the
pile.
You want to know how I keep this title? Strategy. Vengeance. Hate.
My stablemates shield me -- not because I need them, but because they understand
what's at stake. They challenge every fool who might threaten the Rune Blade. I pick
my prey with precision. And then I gut them.
Know this: I'm not the product of honor. I'm the byproduct of adultery. My name --
Tum -- isn't some acronym or title. It's the lazy syllable a cheating Duke gave a son
he didn't want.
And now it's the last name you hear before your world goes black.
So let me answer you directly, Malic of Talcama -- No, you sanctimonious clown, TUM
isn't an acronym. It's a curse, spat through clenched teeth by a noble who left me
behind. And it's the name you'll see carved into the Record of Reign, over and over
again, while your soft keyboard fingers punch out little questions from the safety of
your tower.
Keep writing. Keep doubting. But remember who sits atop Darkholm!
I'm not here by accident. I'm here because no one stopped me. And no one will.
Beyond me, this stable rules Darkholm.
We are not a one-man train -- we are a trinity of pain:
Shocking Toad -- the ancient Parry-Strike, forged in the fires of 1984. He left Primus
not broken but awakened. Now he controls from the shadows, dismantling foes with
clinical efficiency. He has seen it all, and he still wins, claiming victory in 7 of
his last 9 fights with only one loss in Darkholm.
Jakuchu Ito -- the blade-dancer, the tactician, the wretched poor, scholar of war. He
was wronged by Night Stalker, but vengeance was delivered. He sits quiet like shadow,
waits for time to come when he rise like Phoenix.
And me -- Tum. The bastard, the fury, the Rune Blade's master.
Any one of us could wear this title. That's not arrogance. That's arithmetic.
Darkholm belongs to us now.
Get used to it.
-- Tum
Keeper of the Rune Blade
The Forgotten Son
Duelmaster of Darkholm Arena
Your Assailant. Your Architect. Your End.
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hullo!
Darkholm had 54 fights today. There were four challenge fights, no one died, and I
don't think anyone avoided anyone. TUM, thanks for the column.
The most challenged fighter was Ishmail.SHOCKING TOAD (7-310) (71-88-1,254) of
NINJAS challenged ISHMAIL (1-9650) (65-67-1,293) of CLAN MCKRAGGEN. SHOCKING TOAD
viciously subdued ISHMAIL in a popular 8 minute Challenge match. The Toad gained 8
recognition points, but Ishmail was voted this turn's favorite fighter. And Shocking
Toad is still the top Parry-Strike.
PATRICIA CORNWELL (21-3909) (119-142-2,196) of AUTHORS fought MELTING FLOOD (72-
8016) (79-25-1,203) of BASH BROS SNOW. PATRICIA CORNWELL handily defeated MELTING
FLOOD in a 1 minute mismatched competition. Ms Cornwell gained 40 points in this
match, and she is still our highest ranked Slasher.
It doesn't happen every time, but the arena judges do like to reward fighters for
challenging up. JACOB (10-233) (71-90-3,205) of THE WARRIORS challenged SHIFTED (72-
7941) (97-43-0,231) of BB SIDE MIRROR. JACOB was viciously subdued by SHIFTED in a 2
minute gory Challenge contest. Jacob gained 4 points even though he lost.
As usual, our overall popularity leader is Job. NIGHT STALKER (29-262) (119-117-
3,207) of LIVING DEAD fought JOB (18-6129) (161-293-0,177) of SHEPHERDS. NIGHT
STALKER demolished JOB in an action packed 2 minute gruesome uneven bout.
OBLIGATORY (72-10137) (28-36-0,43) of BASH BROS SEX fought BOOKIE'S GUARD (104-5)
(35-18-0,75). OBLIGATORY was handily defeated by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute
mismatched contest.
TUM (18-7380) (48-26-2,291) of FROM THE FACE challenged BORROWS MONEY (72-8055)
(55-37-1,211) of BASH BROS BROTHER. TUM devastated BORROWS MONEY in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge Title fight. Hmm. Well, TUM is still top Lunger and the
Keeper... or whatever. Maybe we should have a quest to find the Runeblade?
Chana-Rae keeps on as the leading Parry-Riposte. CHANA-RAE (18-1988) (80-92-
2,272) of FEMMES FATAL fought RECOVERY SETBACK (59-3017) (76-132-1,181) of BASHAHOLICS
ANON. CHANA-RAE overpowered RECOVERY SETBACK in an exciting 4 minute bloody one-sided
fight.
HANNA (3-8094) (48-30-1,236) of CLAN MCKRAGGEN fought SENSATIONALIZED (72-7683)
(67-29-0,192) of BASH BROS NEWS. HANNA vanquished SENSATIONALIZED in an exciting 1
minute mismatched fight. Hanna has replaced Dangerous Toys as the leading Aimed Blow
practitioner.
Aeryn Sun continues her reign as the leading Parry-Lunge. AERYN SUN (10-4268)
(75-33-0,238) of FARSCAPE fought ISHINOMORI (7-5390) (43-24-1,196) of NINJAS. AERYN
SUN handily defeated ISHINOMORI in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
Some people thing the Wall of Steel style isn't very effective. And sometimes
they're wrong. CULUBRA (10-235) (63-92-0,184) of THE WARRIORS challenged ADABEMIS &
BALMADOR (42-1671) (70-147-0,230) of HIGHLANDERS. CULUBRA was overpowered by ADABEMIS
& BALMADOR in a 1 minute Challenge match. The two dwarves who take turns standing on
each other's shoulders did credit to their style today.
MISTI (21-9595) (36-17-0,215) of MADNESS fought GAOL (5-5891) (61-74-2,202) of
YOU DON'T SAY. MISTI vanquished GAOL in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
Misti remains our top Striker.
Khefras is currently our best Total Parry. KHEFRAS (7-1930) (78-152-0,190) of
CASTAWAYS fought COUNSELOR OBVIOUS (18-10133) (61-28-2,199) of NEXT GENERATION.
KHEFRAS beat COUNSELOR OBVIOUS in an exciting 1 minute match.
Sacrifice has replaced Green Bean as our highest ranked Basher. EXTRA BEST
THERMOS (10-5444) (31-7-1,184) of THE JERKS fought SACRIFICE (51-4947) (28-108-2,191)
of MIGHTY MORALS. EXTRA BEST THERMOS was overpowered by SACRIFICE in a 1 minute
mismatched brawl.
That's all I've got. Cheerio!
-- Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TUM 18-7380 49 26 2 311 FROM THE FACE (1213) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHANA-RAE 18-1988 81 92 2 280 FEMMES FATAL (734) TALCAMA
-DANGEROUS TOYS 39-4100 66 50 1 271 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 56 20 1 270 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
HANNA 3-8094 49 30 1 264 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1468) OSKSI
SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 72 88 1 262 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
AERYN SUN 10-4268 76 33 0 257 FARSCAPE (1469) KOLACT
NEEDLE BOY 6-7631 48 40 0 253 THE BAD SEEDS (1466) TRANSEL
SHIFTED 72-7941 98 43 0 237 BB SIDE MIRROR (1516) DRAGONHEAD
ADABEMIS & BALMADOR 42-1671 71 147 0 237 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909 120 142 2 236 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
-MINSTREL 4-2505 39 27 4 234 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
ARUGULA 3-7180 160 90 3 231 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
MISTI 21-9595 37 17 0 226 MADNESS (1475) SUNSET
EVERYTHING ZEN 7-6959 56 56 0 222 BUSH (1433) BONSUR
KHEFRAS 7-1930 79 152 0 217 CASTAWAYS (199) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NIGHT STALKER 29-262 120 117 3 214 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR
SCHARV 51-1209 125 135 0 212 SKAITHVARN (235) TRICORUS
PRISCILLA 18-10653 47 15 1 212 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
SACRIFICE 51-4947 29 108 2 212 MIGHTY MORALS (1120) TRICORUS
-2 YEAR CONTRACT 72-6552 44 19 2 211 BB SMART PHONE (1494) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BILLY BLANKS 1-9375 105 79 0 210 PITCH PERFECT (1419) MORDANT
JACOB 10-233 71 91 3 209 THE WARRIORS (111) KOLACT
RETCH 7-241 63 68 1 208 FLOWER CHILDREN (60) BONSUR
-SPECIES 3.14159265 18-7512 33 34 1 206 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
-DANTALLION 4-2028 46 37 2 203 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 108 48 0 202 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
RIPPED 72-9875 80 32 1 202 BASH BROS SHEETS (1514) DRAGONHEAD
NOSY NEIGHBOR 72-7827 80 31 1 201 BASH BROS CONDO (1513) DRAGONHEAD
GREEN BEAN 3-6419 75 42 2 200 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 66 35 6 200 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472) SHADOW GROVE
ISHMAIL 1-9650 65 68 1 198 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1464) MORDANT
ISHINOMORI 7-5390 43 25 1 198 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
-NEED A FIX 59-3141 39 30 2 198 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
ROAD KILL 72-8272 68 28 0 196 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499) DRAGONHEAD
-CRAWL SPACE 72-6525 58 56 0 196 BASH BROS CRICKET (1492) DRAGONHEAD
BORROWS MONEY 72-8055 55 38 1 196 BASH BROS BROTHER (1520) DRAGONHEAD
-WARNING BELLS 72-8011 42 28 2 196 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1517) DRAGONHEAD
GAOL 5-5891 61 75 2 195 YOU DON'T SAY (1428) KALTOS
TURNED OFF 72-7887 57 38 0 192 BASH BROS GAS (1515) DRAGONHEAD
8 AM CLASS 72-6621 120 111 0 191 BASH BROS COLLEGE (1497) DRAGONHEAD
-SWIMMING 21-5693 30 30 0 191 SPORTS (1285) SUNSET
SENSATIONALIZED 72-7683 67 30 0 189 BASH BROS NEWS (1510) DRAGONHEAD
COUNSELOR OBVIOUS 18-10133 61 29 2 189 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
MELTING FLOOD 72-8016 79 26 1 188 BASH BROS SNOW (1518) DRAGONHEAD
-ALEMBIC 4-1925 36 47 1 187 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
RACHAEL 18-11003 39 78 1 186 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
HIGHER POWER 59-3119 80 59 1 185 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 63 78 2 185 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499) DRAGONHEAD
-EMPTY 72-7269 31 9 1 185 BASH BROS WALLET (1504) DRAGONHEAD
SNEEZING PANDA 2-6539 45 84 2 183 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KWAI CHANG 2-6528 66 65 2 180 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
NOT THE REAL THING 72-7762 41 51 1 180 BASH BROS BEER (1511) DRAGONHEAD
BAD MEDIA 72-8127 42 28 0 179 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1522) DRAGONHEAD
CULUBRA 10-235 63 93 0 178 THE WARRIORS (111) KOLACT
BONE BENDER 2-6633 42 47 0 178 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
IN THE WASHER 72-7833 34 10 0 178 BASH BROS SHEETS (1514) DRAGONHEAD
RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017 76 133 1 177 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
EXTRA BEST THERMOS 10-5444 31 8 1 177 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
EMPTY TANK 72-8997 26 34 1 176 BB AUTOMOBILE (1526) DRAGONHEAD
JOB 18-6129 161 294 0 175 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
JOEY 18-10339 91 119 1 175 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 69 77 2 173 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (1505) DRAGONHEAD
4 HOUR GAMES 72-6579 98 39 0 169 BASH BROS BASEBALL (1496) DRAGONHEAD
E COLI 72-10673 51 56 1 163 BASH BROS MEAT (1535) DRAGONHEAD
BREWTALITY 2-6610 39 61 1 162 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
DROOL BABY 39-4243 39 78 0 158 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
TOILET SEAT 72-10126 35 32 1 151 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 83 296 2 147 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
-FORMS 72-7540 29 4 0 143 BASH BROS DMV (1507) DRAGONHEAD
FULL AND HEAVY 72-6861 52 77 1 139 BASH BROS DIAPER (1500) DRAGONHEAD
I'M A BASHER 59-2682 33 29 1 133 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
PANDARAMADINGDONG 2-6768 28 24 2 109 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
YAR!!! 18-10792 48 22 0 105 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
SNORING 72-10127 35 35 3 103 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KNOCKED OVER 72-10147 25 15 2 86 BASH BROS TRASH (1532) DRAGONHEAD
TEENY TUCKER 42-5511 19 15 0 78 BETTER BLUES (1553) RODEKI
FALLEN TOWEL RACK 54-3319 29 78 0 73 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
NO BATTERIES 72-10121 42 65 0 72 BB FLASHLIGHT (1529) DRAGONHEAD
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 72-7772 24 17 0 69 BASH BROS GOLFER (1482) DRAGONHEAD
BAD SERVICE 72-10967 21 17 0 65 BB ITALIAN FOOD (1539) DRAGONHEAD
HALFTIME SHOW 72-10722 21 5 0 57 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD
WHEATIES 72-5900 20 7 0 57 CEREAL (1491) DRAGONHEAD
CLOTHES ON FLOOR 72-10130 34 17 0 56 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
-NAG 72-10128 24 25 1 55 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
-UNCOMFORTABLE 72-8046 22 8 1 55 BASH BROS CHAIR (1519) DRAGONHEAD
BAD SHOES 72-10882 23 13 0 53 BASH BROS WALKING (1538) DRAGONHEAD
CRYING TIGER 2-6566 36 76 0 50 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
OCTAVIAN 10-5210 22 12 1 50 PRAETORIAN GUARD (1545) KOLACT
-PETS 72-11376 28 10 0 48 BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1540)DRAGONHEAD
OBLIGATORY 72-10137 28 37 0 46 BASH BROS SEX (1531) DRAGONHEAD
CLEANING 72-7588 18 9 1 40 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (1508) DRAGONHEAD
-AT YOUR OWN RISK 72-7598 16 11 0 34 BB SCOTT BORAS (1509) DRAGONHEAD
CATATTACK! 3-8495 18 16 0 29 CATASTROPHIES (1552) OSKSI
DIRTY GROUT 54-3438 18 22 1 28 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
-BOOBY TRAP 72-7700 25 13 1 27 DISARM (1484) DRAGONHEAD
BAD ADS 72-10723 24 19 0 24 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD
-UNCOMFORTABLE 72-9131 18 8 0 16 BASH BROS FEELINGS (1527) DRAGONHEAD
FORGOT IT 72-8910 18 32 1 15 BASH BROS JACKET (1525) DRAGONHEAD
OUT OF TP 54-3258 19 17 2 11 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
NOT ASSUR 72-8574 22 12 2 10 BASH BROS MANAGER9 (1524) DRAGONHEAD
-WITHDRAWAL 59-3142 24 13 1 5 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
-CROOKED 72-8138 23 13 0 4 BASH BROS TEETH (1483) DRAGONHEAD
SCARY DUDE 72-10528 26 18 2 3 BASH BROS BUS STOP (1485) DRAGONHEAD
-UGLY 72-10118 22 20 0 3 BASH BROS SWEATER (1528) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
They say I wait.
They say blade not mine now.
But still... I fight.
Turned Off try. He fall.
Rachel dance. She fall.
Ripped rage. He fall too.
Three more faces.
Three more silence.
I not shout. I not cheer. I only bow head... and walk away.
I fight like wind in alley -- soft sound, sharp edge.
They forget me.
That fine. I born forgotten.
Born with nothing. Raised in broken wall and dirty bowl.
But slum make steel. Sorrow make fire.
I wait patient like stone in rain.
No move. But pressure build. One day. I crush all.
Why I not hold Rune Blade now?
Because my brother Tum, he sit on throne.
He fight with fire. I fight with whisper.
He carry rage. I carry ghost.
Long as Tum hold blade, I do not rise.
But when blade fall. I ready. I always ready.
More come.
More fall.
Jakuchu wait quiet.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TUM devastated BORROWS MONEY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
SHOCKING TOAD viciously subdued ISHMAIL in a popular 8 minute Challenge match.
JACOB was viciously subdued by SHIFTED in a 2 minute gory Challenge contest.
CULUBRA was overpowered by ADABEMIS & BALMADOR in a 1 minute Challenge match.
HANNA vanquished SENSATIONALIZED in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
NEEDLE BOY devastated TURNED OFF in a action packed 2 minute one-sided competition.
MISTI vanquished GAOL in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
JAKUCHU ITO vanquished RACHAEL in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
CHANA-RAE overpowered RECOVERY SETBACK in a exciting 4 minute bloody one-sided fight.
AERYN SUN handily defeated ISHINOMORI in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BILLY BLANKS was savagely defeated by ARUGULA in a popular 5 minute bloody brawl.
EVERYTHING ZEN overcame 4 HOUR GAMES in a action packed 1 minute fight.
CUP O'PIZZA savagely defeated EMPTY TANK in a action packed 1 minute struggle.
EXTRA BEST THERMOS was overpowered by SACRIFICE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
KHEFRAS beat COUNSELOR OBVIOUS in a exciting 1 minute match.
PRISCILLA narrowly defeated LAUGHING BARMAID in a popular 2 minute match.
PATRICIA CORNWELL handily defeated MELTING FLOOD in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
RETCH defeated IN THE WASHER in a 2 minute duel.
NIGHT STALKER demolished JOB in a action packed 2 minute gruesome uneven bout.
SNEEZING PANDA was bested by 8 AM CLASS in a exciting 1 minute bout.
SCHARV overpowered JOEY in a exciting 3 minute uneven fight.
GREEN BEAN overpowered KWAI CHANG in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RAISTLIN MAJERE overpowered E COLI in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
RIPPED vanquished SHEWISH GIANT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
ROAD KILL was overpowered by DIRK CHOLERA in a 1 minute uneven competition.
SHOPPING CART was savagely defeated by LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 3 minute fight.
NOSY NEIGHBOR was overcome by DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute brutal fight.
NOT THE REAL THING savagely defeated CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a popular 5 minute fight.
TAX PENALTY beat BREWTALITY in a action packed 1 minute bout.
HIGHER POWER subdued BONE BENDER in a action packed 1 minute contest.
BAD MEDIA defeated LAUGHING BARMAID in a exciting 4 minute brutal struggle.
DROOL BABY devastated PANDARAMADINGDONG in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TOILET SEAT overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
2 + 2 = 4 narrowly defeated I'M A BASHER in a popular 4 minute duel.
SNORING was savagely defeated by M. CHARDINEE in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
FULL AND HEAVY demolished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
YAR!!! overpowered TEENY TUCKER in a action packed 3 minute one-sided fight.
BAD SERVICE won victory over OCTAVIAN in a 1 minute struggle.
BAD SHOES subdued INKEEPER'S SON in a action packed 5 minute bloody conflict.
BAD ADS was overpowered by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HALFTIME SHOW was handily defeated by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DIRTY GROUT was overpowered by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FALLEN TOWEL RACK defeated BOOKIE'S GUARD in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
OUT OF TP was handily defeated by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SCARY DUDE was demolished by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
KNOCKED OVER narrowly defeated BOOKIE'S GUARD in a popular 2 minute gory battle.
OBLIGATORY was handily defeated by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
CLOTHES ON FLOOR narrowly defeated DEBBY TONTE in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
CRYING TIGER was savagely defeated by WHEATIES in a 2 minute gory brawl.
NO BATTERIES devastated COCKY SPECTATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
FORGOT IT was devastated by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
NOT ASSUR was overpowered by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CATATTACK! was bested by CLEANING in a exciting 1 minute bout.
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH overpowered INKEEPER'S SON in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 16 PARRY-RIPOSTE 19 - 9 - 0 68 |
|AIMED BLOW 16 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 14 PARRY-LUNGE 45 - 36 - 0 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 LUNGING ATTACK 52 - 45 - 1 54 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 8 WALL OF STEEL 78 - 75 - 0 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-STRIKE 21 - 21 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 TOTAL PARRY 23 - 24 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 AIMED BLOW 65 - 100 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 42 - 0 38 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 52 - 111 - 0 32 |
Turn 925 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 3 - 13 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 9 - 5 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 5 1 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 8 - 8
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK TUM 18-7380 49 26 2 311 FROM THE FACE (1213)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CHANA-RAE 18-1988 81 92 2 280 FEMMES FATAL (734)
AIMED BLOW HANNA 3-8094 49 30 1 264 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1468)
PARRY-STRIKE SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 72 88 1 262 NINJAS (1107)
PARRY-LUNGE AERYN SUN 10-4268 76 33 0 257 FARSCAPE (1469)
WALL OF STEEL ADABEMIS & BALMAD 42-1671 71 147 0 237 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
SLASHING ATTACK PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909 120 142 2 236 AUTHORS (749)
STRIKING ATTACK MISTI 21-9595 37 17 0 226 MADNESS (1475)
TOTAL PARRY KHEFRAS 7-1930 79 152 0 217 CASTAWAYS (199)
BASHING ATTACK SACRIFICE 51-4947 29 108 2 212 MIGHTY MORALS (1120)
The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129. The most popular warrior this turn was
ISHMAIL 1-9650. The ten other most popular fighters were SHOCKING TOAD 7-310,
ARUGULA 3-7180, NEEDLE BOY 6-7631, I'M A BASHER 59-2682, CHANA-RAE 18-1988, NIGHT
STALKER 29-262, NOT THE REAL THING 72-7762, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, BILLY BLANKS 1-9375,
and SCHARV 51-1209.
The least popular fighter this week was OBLIGATORY 72-10137. The other ten least
popular fighters were DIRTY GROUT 54-3438, HALFTIME SHOW 72-10722, PANDARAMADINGDONG
2-6768, NOT ASSUR 72-8574, FORGOT IT 72-8910, OUT OF TP 54-3258, OCTAVIAN 10-5210,
ROAD KILL 72-8272, KWAI CHANG 2-6528, and MELTING FLOOD 72-8016.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 2 0 KOLACT(10) 2 4 0 RODEKI(42) 1 1 0
NIANIA(2) 0 6 0 TALCAMA(18) 4 4 0 TRICORUS(51) 2 0 0
OSKSI(3) 3 1 0 SUNSET(21) 2 0 0 TROCAR(54) 1 2 0
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 16 18 0
BONSUR(7) 5 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BILLY BLANKS 1-9375 105 79 0 210 PITCH PERFECT (1419) MORDANT
SNEEZING PANDA 2-6539 45 84 2 183 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
HANNA 3-8094 49 30 1 264 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1468) OSKSI
GAOL 5-5891 61 75 2 195 YOU DON'T SAY (1428) KALTOS
NEEDLE BOY 6-7631 48 40 0 253 THE BAD SEEDS (1466) TRANSEL
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 56 20 1 270 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
AERYN SUN 10-4268 76 33 0 257 FARSCAPE (1469) KOLACT
TUM 18-7380 49 26 2 311 FROM THE FACE (1213) TALCAMA
PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909 120 142 2 236 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
NIGHT STALKER 29-262 120 117 3 214 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 83 296 2 147 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
DROOL BABY 39-4243 39 78 0 158 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
ADABEMIS & BALMADO 42-1671 71 147 0 237 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
SCHARV 51-1209 125 135 0 212 SKAITHVARN (235) TRICORUS
FALLEN TOWEL RACK 54-3319 29 78 0 73 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
HIGHER POWER 59-3119 80 59 1 185 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
SHIFTED 72-7941 98 43 0 237 BB SIDE MIRROR (1516) DRAGONHEAD
RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 66 35 6 200 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472) SHADOW GROVE