DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 04/06/2026 Duedate: 04/18/2026
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 943
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DYSTOPIA 42/1574 132 83 1 61.4 BASH BROS MEAT 72/1535
THE JERKS 10/1451 BASH BROS NEWS 72/1510
FLOWER CHILDREN 7/60 BASH BROS SNOW 72/1518
STRANGER DANGERS 86/1575 BASH BROS CONDO 72/1513
2 FARSCAPE 10/1469 76 49 0 60.8 BASH BROS TRASH 72/1532
THE BLUES 3 3/1561 BB ITALIAN FOOD 72/1539
BETTER BLUES 42/1553 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150
3 LIVING DEAD 29/1406 1338 1063 10 55.7 BASH BROS DIAPER 72/1500
TWISTED OAK 82/1421 BASH BROS GOLFER 72/1482
WIZARDS OF AHS 97/1472 BASH BROS JACKET 72/1525
4 BUSH 7/1433 278 309 3 47.4 BASH BROS SHEETS 72/1514
YOU DON'T SAY 5/1428 BASH BROS SPOUSE 72/1530
5 THE BAD SEED 6/1466 36 43 0 45.6 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/1489
6 CASTAWAYS 7/199 946 1209 10 43.9 BASH BROS BROTHER 72/1520
SKAITHVARN 51/235 BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1497
HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 BASH BROS WALKING 72/1538
7 THE BLOODGUAR 4/348 77 107 2 41.8 BASH BROS BATHROOM 54/1488
8 VEGGIES 3/1227 1366 2094 16 39.5 BASH BROS BUS STOP 72/1485
BASH BROS GAS 72/1515 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/1505
BASH BROS SEX 72/1531 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/1499
BB AUTOMOBILE 72/1526 BASH BROS HARD DISK 72/1522
BB FLASHLIGHT 72/1529 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL 72/1536
BASH BROS BABY 39/1487 9 JUST BECAUS 38/1151 1879 3172 29 37.2
BASH BROS BEER 72/1511
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hullo hullo!
By my count, 22 stand-ins out of 45 total fights. That's because one team (cough Bash
Bros cough) cannot fight itself. There were no challenges and no avoids. You other
guys, what would happen if you avoided Bash Bros? Ah, of course. You'd fight stand-
ins. So, no difference.
JOB (18-6129) (166-306-0,193) of SHEPHERDS fought GAOL (5-5891) (68-85-2,190) of
YOU DON'T SAY. JOB was devastated by GAOL in an exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided
fight. As always, Job is our overall popularity leader. And he's pretty entertaining
to watch, too.
RECOVERY SETBACK (59-3017) (84-142-2,176) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought NEEDLE BOY
(6-7631) (57-48-0,158) of THE BAD SEEDS. RECOVERY SETBACK beat NEEDLE BOY in an
exciting 4 minute bloody fray. Needle Boy is this turn's crowd favorite.
And the least popular is Alembic. SENSATIONALIZED (72-7683) (74-40-0,201) of
BASH BROS NEWS fought ALEMBIC (4-1925) (38-60-1,179) of THE BLOODGUARD.
SENSATIONALIZED devastated ALEMBIC in a 1 minute one-sided bout. What does alembic
mean? I looked it up. For Alchemists, it is an apparatus consisting of two vessels
connected by a tube, used for distilling liquids. Also used by these new chemist
fellows we have now. I have no idea why someone would name a gladiator after that.
I'm moving right along to the stylemasters.
RAISTLIN MAJERE (97-8374) (80-38-6,340) of WIZARDS OF AHS fought RETCH (7-241)
(72-76-1,219) of FLOWER CHILDREN. RAISTLIN MAJERE devastated RETCH in an action
packed 2 minute mismatched Title fight. Mr. Majere is the same old Captain of the
Guard that we've had for a while. And Retch is the exact same highest-ranked Parry-
Riposte.
SCHARV (51-1209) (137-140-0,276) of SKAITHVARN fought MINSTREL (4-2505) (46-35-
4,201) of THE BLOODGUARD. SCHARV vanquished MINSTREL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
Same old Scharv as the top Total Parry.
PRISCILLA (18-10653) (62-17-2,254) of SHEPHERDS fought ADABEMIS & BALMADOR (42-
1671) (79-156-0,188) of HIGHLANDERS. PRISCILLA overcame ADABEMIS & BALMADOR in a
popular 2 minute gruesome match. Priscilla is the same old top Lunger.
Aeryn Sun is the same old leading Parry-Lunger. AERYN SUN (10-4268) (87-39-
0,233) of FARSCAPE fought BORROWS MONEY (72-8055) (64-46-1,202) of BASH BROS BROTHER.
AERYN SUN overpowered BORROWS MONEY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided struggle.
And Higher Power is the same old best Wall of Steel. HIGHER POWER (59-3119) (92-
64-1,220) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought EVERYTHING ZEN (7-6959) (67-62-0,198) of BUSH.
HIGHER POWER won victory over EVERYTHING ZEN in an action packed 3 minute gory duel.
At least these last few are in a different order. 8 AM CLASS (72-6621) (130-118-
0,218) of BASH BROS COLLEGE fought BLIND BEGGAR (104-26) (40-35-0,200). 8 AM CLASS
luckily beat BLIND BEGGAR in a 2 minute gruesome melee. 8 am Class is the same old
top Basher.
Ripped it the same old top Slasher. RIPPED (72-9875) (85-44-1,213) of BASH BROS
SHEETS fought SHEWISH GIANT (104-25) (0-0-0,181) RIPPED devastated SHEWISH GIANT in a
popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
Cup o' Pizza is the same old Parry-Strike. BLACKBIRD (82-57278) (45-140-0,183)
of TWISTED OAK fought CUP O'PIZZA (10-5397) (121-52-0,207) of THE JERKS. BLACKBIRD
was handily defeated by CUP O'PIZZA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
What can I say? Darkholm is stagnant. We need more new guilds to balance out the
Bash Bros. That would make the fights here a lot more interesting, wouldn't it? I
mean, I've got nothing at all against the Bros, but we've got a little too much of a
good thing here. Or a little too little of the other good thing, which would be more
guilds.
Oh well, let's see what next turn brings. Cheerio!
-- Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 81 38 6 353 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SCHARV 51-1209 138 140 0 292 SKAITHVARN (235) TRICORUS
PRISCILLA 18-10653 63 17 2 259 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
AERYN SUN 10-4268 88 39 0 255 FARSCAPE (1469) KOLACT
BRITISH CUISINE 42-5335 55 13 1 237 DYSTOPIA (1574) RODEKI
NOSY NEIGHBOR 72-7827 92 37 1 234 BASH BROS CONDO (1513) DRAGONHEAD
HIGHER POWER 59-3119 93 64 1 230 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
8 AM CLASS 72-6621 131 118 0 227 BASH BROS COLLEGE (1497) DRAGONHEAD
NIGHT STALKER 29-262 128 127 3 223 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR
BOOJUM 86-32218 36 11 0 222 STRANGER DANGERS (1575) STORM POINT
RIPPED 72-9875 86 44 1 221 BASH BROS SHEETS (1514) DRAGONHEAD
ARUGULA 3-7180 171 97 3 219 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 122 52 0 214 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHIFTED 72-7941 106 53 0 210 BB SIDE MIRROR (1516) DRAGONHEAD
GREEN BEAN 3-6419 86 49 2 210 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
E COLI 72-10673 54 71 1 209 BASH BROS MEAT (1535) DRAGONHEAD
COUNSELOR OBVIOUS 18-10133 73 35 2 207 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
SENSATIONALIZED 72-7683 75 40 0 206 BASH BROS NEWS (1510) DRAGONHEAD
EVERYTHING ZEN 7-6959 67 63 0 204 BUSH (1433) BONSUR
RACHAEL 18-11003 44 91 1 204 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
MELTING FLOOD 72-8016 87 36 1 203 BASH BROS SNOW (1518) DRAGONHEAD
GAOL 5-5891 69 85 2 203 YOU DON'T SAY (1428) KALTOS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BORROWS MONEY 72-8055 64 47 1 203 BASH BROS BROTHER (1520) DRAGONHEAD
EXTRA BEST THERMOS 10-5444 41 16 1 203 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
RETCH 7-241 72 77 1 201 FLOWER CHILDREN (60) BONSUR
NEED A FIX 59-3141 48 39 2 201 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
ADABEMIS & BALMADOR 42-1671 79 157 0 199 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 72-7772 36 23 0 199 BASH BROS GOLFER (1482) DRAGONHEAD
BLACKBIRD 82-57278 45 141 0 195 TWISTED OAK (1421) DWES EG
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 75 89 2 193 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (1505) DRAGONHEAD
DANTALLION 4-2028 53 46 2 193 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
SNORING 72-10127 40 48 3 193 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
MINSTREL 4-2505 46 36 4 190 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
TURNED OFF 72-7887 63 50 0 186 BASH BROS GAS (1515) DRAGONHEAD
RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017 85 142 2 182 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
JOB 18-6129 166 307 0 181 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
BAD MEDIA 72-8127 49 39 0 181 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1522) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FULL AND HEAVY 72-6861 62 85 1 180 BASH BROS DIAPER (1500) DRAGONHEAD
ALEMBIC 4-1925 38 61 1 180 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
KHEFRAS 7-1930 80 169 0 179 CASTAWAYS (199) BONSUR
ROAD KILL 72-8272 74 40 1 176 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499) DRAGONHEAD
CLOTHES ON FLOOR 72-10130 48 21 0 175 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 86 311 2 171 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
NOT THE REAL THING 72-7762 47 63 1 165 BASH BROS BEER (1511) DRAGONHEAD
NEEDLE BOY 6-7631 57 49 0 161 THE BAD SEEDS (1466) TRANSEL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DROOL BABY 39-4243 44 91 0 134 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KNOCKED OVER 72-10147 39 19 2 100 BASH BROS TRASH (1532) DRAGONHEAD
EMPTY TANK 72-8997 30 48 1 100 BB AUTOMOBILE (1526) DRAGONHEAD
FORGOT IT 72-8910 27 41 1 99 BASH BROS JACKET (1525) DRAGONHEAD
OUT OF TP 54-3258 31 23 2 95 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TEENY TUCKER 42-5511 31 21 0 88 BETTER BLUES (1553) RODEKI
BUDDY MOSS 3-8624 19 6 1 79 THE BLUES 3 (1561) OSKSI
-OUT OF STYLE 72-12669 20 15 0 75 BASH BROS CLOTHES II (1576)DRAGONHEAD
BAD ADS 72-10723 31 30 0 74 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD
JO ANN KELLY 3-8456 25 22 0 73 THE BLUES 3 (1561) OSKSI
OBLIGATORY 72-10137 39 44 0 72 BASH BROS SEX (1531) DRAGONHEAD
GUY 'N ANNE 18-10794 12 1 0 72 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
NO BATTERIES 72-10121 56 69 0 65 BB FLASHLIGHT (1529) DRAGONHEAD
DIRTY GROUT 54-3438 32 26 2 62 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
BAD SERVICE 72-10967 31 25 0 60 BB ITALIAN FOOD (1539) DRAGONHEAD
BAD SHOES 72-10882 33 21 0 53 BASH BROS WALKING (1538) DRAGONHEAD
SCARY DUDE 72-10528 32 30 2 47 BASH BROS BUS STOP (1485) DRAGONHEAD
FALLEN TOWEL RACK 54-3319 36 89 0 42 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
WITHDRAWAL 59-3142 27 21 2 39 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
-WEATHER DELAY 72-12671 19 2 0 39 BB CONSTRUCTION (1560) DRAGONHEAD
-FAKE SMILE 72-7352 15 5 0 38 BASH BROS PHOTO (1558) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Arugula -- Hmm. Your second minute didn't seem to go well for you. -- Scharv
Sensationalized -- Good shot. And they reattached my arm, no problem. -- Cheery Balmador
Tax Penalty -- Wow, what a comeback! I offered to let you surrender, but no, you had
to plant that weapon in my belly and win the fight. -- Khefras
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RAISTLIN MAJERE devastated RETCH in a action packed 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
PRISCILLA overcame ADABEMIS & BALMADOR in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
RIPPED devastated SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
NOSY NEIGHBOR slimly won victory over DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute gruesome brawl.
AERYN SUN overpowered BORROWS MONEY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided struggle.
8 AM CLASS luckily beat BLIND BEGGAR in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
HIGHER POWER won victory over EVERYTHING ZEN in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
SCHARV vanquished MINSTREL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BOOJUM overpowered DANTALLION in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
COUNSELOR OBVIOUS was defeated by BRITISH CUISINE in a exciting 1 minute bloody match.
RACHAEL handily defeated 2 + 2 = 4 in a exciting 4 minute one-sided contest.
NIGHT STALKER devastated CLOTHES ON FLOOR in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
GREEN BEAN vanquished KHEFRAS in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
BLACKBIRD was handily defeated by CUP O'PIZZA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
JOB was devastated by GAOL in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
ARUGULA overpowered EXTRA BEST THERMOS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
NEED A FIX was bested by DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute bout.
FULL AND HEAVY was savagely defeated by LAUGHING BARMAID in a exciting 1 minute duel.
TAX PENALTY slimly lost to SOLACIA in a action packed 1 minute duel.
SENSATIONALIZED devastated ALEMBIC in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH defeated LAUGHING BARMAID in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
E COLI overpowered SHADOWMANE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SHIFTED was demolished by FERD THE TOWER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
MELTING FLOOD was beaten by DIRK CHOLERA in a 1 minute fray.
BAD MEDIA was overpowered by SHADOWMANE in a exciting 2 minute uneven competition.
ROAD KILL was defeated by LAUGHING BARMAID in a action packed 1 minute duel.
SNORING was overpowered by DIRK CHOLERA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TURNED OFF savagely defeated LOCAL CONSTABLE in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
RECOVERY SETBACK beat NEEDLE BOY in a exciting 4 minute bloody fray.
DROOL BABY was viciously subdued by M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
NOT THE REAL THING luckily beat LAUGHING BARMAID in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
FORGOT IT was defeated by OLD SAILMAKER in a exciting 1 minute match.
EMPTY TANK was viciously subdued by DESIREE in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
KNOCKED OVER was savagely defeated by DESIREE in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
BAD SERVICE demolished DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BAD SHOES was overpowered by BUDDY MOSS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
BAD ADS devastated BOOKIE'S GUARD in a action packed 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
SCARY DUDE luckily beat COCKY SPECTATOR in a exciting 2 minute bloody brawl.
OBLIGATORY handily defeated DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
NO BATTERIES was overpowered by TEENY TUCKER in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
WITHDRAWAL was vanquished by DEBBY TONTE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
JO ANN KELLY was handily defeated by OUT OF TP in a exciting 2 minute one-sided duel.
DIRTY GROUT beat DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a exciting 1 minute battle.
FALLEN TOWEL RACK defeated DEBBY TONTE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
GUY 'N ANNE handily defeated DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 13 WALL OF STEEL 79 - 60 - 1 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 13 LUNGING ATTACK 46 - 40 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-STRIKE 22 - 20 - 0 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 AIMED BLOW 43 - 42 - 0 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 27 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 36 - 44 - 0 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 BASHING ATTACK 58 - 74 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 28 - 0 35 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 943 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 8 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 4 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 7 - 6 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 81 38 6 353 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472)
TOTAL PARRY SCHARV 51-1209 138 140 0 292 SKAITHVARN (235)
LUNGING ATTACK PRISCILLA 18-10653 63 17 2 259 SHEPHERDS (432)
PARRY-LUNGE AERYN SUN 10-4268 88 39 0 255 FARSCAPE (1469)
WALL OF STEEL HIGHER POWER 59-3119 93 64 1 230 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489)
BASHING ATTACK 8 AM CLASS 72-6621 131 118 0 227 BASH BROS COLLEGE (1497)
SLASHING ATTACK RIPPED 72-9875 86 44 1 221 BASH BROS SHEETS (1514)
PARRY-STRIKE CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 122 52 0 214 THE JERKS (1451)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RETCH 7-241 72 77 1 201 FLOWER CHILDREN (60)
The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129. The most popular warrior this turn was
NEEDLE BOY 6-7631. The ten other most popular fighters were TURNED OFF 72-7887, 2 +
2 = 4 38-4190, FALLEN TOWEL RACK 54-3319, RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374, AERYN SUN 10-4268,
HIGHER POWER 59-3119, NIGHT STALKER 29-262, OUT OF TP 54-3258, PRISCILLA 18-10653,
and RIPPED 72-9875.
The least popular fighter this week was ALEMBIC 4-1925. The other ten least popular
fighters were FULL AND HEAVY 72-6861, DANTALLION 4-2028, WITHDRAWAL 59-3142, NO
BATTERIES 72-10121, BAD SHOES 72-10882, KNOCKED OVER 72-10147, SNORING 72-10127,
MELTING FLOOD 72-8016, SHIFTED 72-7941, and JOB 18-6129.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 3 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 3 2 0 TROCAR(54) 3 0 0
JHELUM(4) 0 3 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 2 2 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 12 14 0
TRANSEL(6) 0 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 0 3 0 RODEKI(42) 2 1 0 STORM POINT(86) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 2 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 171 97 3 219 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
DANTALLION 4-2028 53 46 2 193 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
GAOL 5-5891 69 85 2 203 YOU DON'T SAY (1428) KALTOS
NEEDLE BOY 6-7631 57 49 0 161 THE BAD SEEDS (1466) TRANSEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EVERYTHING ZEN 7-6959 67 63 0 204 BUSH (1433) BONSUR
AERYN SUN 10-4268 88 39 0 255 FARSCAPE (1469) KOLACT
PRISCILLA 18-10653 63 17 2 259 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
NIGHT STALKER 29-262 128 127 3 223 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 86 311 2 171 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
DROOL BABY 39-4243 44 91 0 134 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
BRITISH CUISINE 42-5335 55 13 1 237 DYSTOPIA (1574) RODEKI
SCHARV 51-1209 138 140 0 292 SKAITHVARN (235) TRICORUS
OUT OF TP 54-3258 31 23 2 95 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
HIGHER POWER 59-3119 93 64 1 230 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
NOSY NEIGHBOR 72-7827 92 37 1 234 BASH BROS CONDO (1513) DRAGONHEAD
BLACKBIRD 82--8258 45 141 0 195 TWISTED OAK (1421) DWES EG
BOOJUM 86-32218 36 11 0 222 STRANGER DANGERS (1575) STORM POINT
RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 81 38 6 353 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472) SHADOW GROVE
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STYLEMASTERS for FACE-TO-FACE 74
The prize for the managers of each of these stylemasters (except the tournament
champions) is a single bonus skill potion. Primus bonus potions must be used on a
Primus warrior of the same style; ADM bonus potions must be used on an ADM warrior of
the same style; basic DM potions may be used on any living warrior on the same team.
Stylemaster potions may be traded 1:1 but may not be sold. Unused stylemaster prizes
expire after six months. Congrats to the winners!
DM 200 STYLEMASTERS
PARRY-STRIKE CARTMAN 7-4034 2 3 0 WASTELAND II
STRIKING ATTACK WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-331 2 3 0 SUPERIOR FATHER
PARRY-RIPOSTE SIKAMIKANICO 7-2681 3 3 0 DANGEROUS PUPPETS
LUNGING ATTACK TARAD 18-181 3 3 0 THUNDR + LITENING
TOTAL PARRY BOSOMY GOLDMINE 1-8537 3 3 0 SUPER STARS R US
BASHING ATTACK NO QUAM HERE 12-3729 3 3 0 EASTERN HORDE
WALL OF STEEL EARL OF LEMONGRAB 40-4564 4 3 0 ADVENTURE TIME 2
SLASHING ATTACK SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760 5 3 0 ARMED & GREGARIOUS
PARRY-LUNGE MIPHON 10-2706 6 3 0 LIQUID CARNAGE
AIMED BLOW JOHN ASHCROFT 24-4355 16 2 0 DOH!
DM 201 STYLEMASTERS
STRIKING ATTACK BLOOD-RAT 2-3 1 4 0 RAT PAK
SLASHING ATTACK SLITHERING IDIOT 98-6021 3 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD 6
BASHING ATTACK 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS 65-6624 3 3 0 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS
PARRY-STRIKE LOCKLEAR 56-4721 5 3 0 MEN OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE CYCLOTRON PAJAMAS 84-27697 5 3 0 011312F
TOTAL PARRY ZOMBIE STOMP 82-2617 5 3 0 NO MORE TEARS
LUNGING ATTACK WORTH THE EFFORT 4-7308 8 3 0 TMM'S JUNK 8
PARRY-LUNGE PIZZA PASTA 18-3397 8 3 0 WASTELAND
WALL OF STEEL ORANGE CRANBERRY 97-4962 10 3 0 MUFFINS TO DIE FOR
AIMED BLOW MR. GHERKIN'S MERKIN 38-49 16 1 0 WHAT?
DM 202 STYLEMASTERS
WALL OF STEEL CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186 2 3 0 BARREN EARTH
PARRY-STRIKE AWAY DEFEATER 85-12067 3 3 0 JAN 16O
PARRY-LUNGE PEL ATWILL 36-1017 4 3 0 IRON DAMSELS
BASHING ATTACK COUNT IN THE CELLAR 18-840 4 3 0 NEXT GENERATION
TOTAL PARRY IMA PASS 26-5109 6 3 0 FIST
STRIKING ATTACK HAVOK TWELVE 82-48504 6 3 0 040707H
SLASHING ATTACK DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585 6 3 0 LAZY SUNDAY
LUNGING ATTACK CHARLES MURRAY, JR 33-8090 9 3 1 MOH
PARRY-RIPOSTE ICE WIND 47-7758 10 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
AIMED BLOW QUINSY CONCH 85-568 14 1 0 GREAT TEAM 9
DM 203 STYLEMASTERS
PARRY-STRIKE HOGSHEAD 74-4372 5 2 0 COUNTRY PIE
STRIKING ATTACK INFERNAL SNIT 84-44010 5 3 0 APRIL MAIL-IN 14A
SLASHING ATTACK TANTRIC 82-12134 7 3 0 THE BROTHERHOOD 2
BASHING ATTACK BIG BIKER 62-4975 7 3 0 STRIKER FORCE
AIMED BLOW MENACING FURY 75-3859 7 3 0 CRITICALS
WALL OF STEEL MUDDY HERETIC 84-51491 7 3 0 THIRSTY THUGS 1460
PARRY-LUNGE COREA 12-7086 9 3 0 BLUE NOTE
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 10 3 1 SHEPHERDS
LUNGING ATTACK ARCHFIRE 42-5193 14 3 0 STEELE RISING
TOTAL PARRY MAEVE 9-6048 16 1 0 WESTWORLD
DM 204 STYLEMASTERS
PARRY-LUNGE PIGSTY PARSEC 86-2062 5 3 0 PALE SHELTER 32
LUNGING ATTACK BBQ 65-7782 6 3 0 THAT SMELL
WALL OF STEEL BLACKWELL 6-7510 7 3 0 BLACK AND BLUES
PARRY-RIPOSTE QUIVER 36-8275 7 3 0 RIDDLE OF STEELE
SLASHING ATTACK CHARY 85-4551 8 3 0 GLASS CANNON
AIMED BLOW BLAZEMIND 35-4943 9 3 0 SHINING PATH
PARRY-STRIKE SNAKEBITE ANDI 98-6885 11 3 0 THE TRU KNOT
BASHING ATTACK CHI TRIBUNE 19-5711 11 3 0 MADE YOU LOOK
TOTAL PARRY HUGE HEIGHTS 1-9308 14 3 0 RUN DMC
STRIKING ATTACK INTEGER YELP 84-14491 17 0 0 060310AB
DM 205 STYLEMASTERS
BASHING ATTACK BUTCH 82-27889 2 3 0 OVERHYPED
PARRY-STRIKE UNTAMED SAVAGERY 75-4051 3 3 0 CRITICALS
PARRY-LUNGE OATHRIP 85-52081 5 3 0 STEELE RISING 77
PARRY-RIPOSTE HOME SWEET HOME 84-23668 8 3 0 ROOKIE CRUE 3
TOTAL PARRY MAHATMA RUBBISH 85-8109 9 3 0 THIRSTY THUGS 161Z
WALL OF STEEL BONNIE MCMURRAY 86-9826 9 3 0 LETTERKENNY 24
STRIKING ATTACK GIRLFRIED GIRLFRIEND 84-25 10 3 0 102811E
SLASHING ATTACK ROBERT PAULSON 1185 86-113 11 3 0 PROJECT MAYHEM 494
AIMED BLOW NIGHTSHADE 86-22624 15 3 0 HOWLIN SERPENTS
LUNGING ATTACK EDGAR FROG 86-13045 16 2 0 LOST BOYS II
DM 206 STYLEMASTERS
BASHING ATTACK THORN 71-7857 3 3 0 TEA TIME
PARRY-STRIKE RASBERRY BERET 75-4157 3 3 0 PAISLEY PARK
PARRY-LUNGE TASTES GREAT 86-42653 4 3 0 BEER MASCOTS
WALL OF STEEL GNIGHT WHVEN 65-2018 4 3 0 SHADOW LIONS
TOTAL PARRY VORTEX 85-53975 5 3 0 THE PURGE 216
PARRY-RIPOSTE SQUIRTSY 84-57152 6 3 0 SQUID POWER
SLASHING ATTACK CODE BLUE 86-68 6 3 1 THE PURGE 237
STRIKING ATTACK PHAIDOR 85-7476 9 3 1 OF WOLF AND MAN2
AIMED BLOW UBER ALLES 86-1015 11 3 0 HOWLIN OK
LUNGING ATTACK STALKER 86-46406 15 1 0 VORPAL STEELE 36
DM 207 STYLEMASTERS
PARRY-LUNGE BELLA 86-26138 4 3 0 TOP FIVE DONNAS
PARRY-STRIKE SILVER SOMETHING 5-5632 5 3 0 PHILANTHROPISTS!
AIMED BLOW THUNDER HAMMER 18-11640 6 3 0 STORM SHADOWS
BASHING ATTACK NO LIGHT TINGLE 86-46024 7 3 0 EAT NOT SMOKE
WALL OF STEEL SENTRY 47-10725 7 3 1 METALBORN
TOTAL PARRY WARCRY 86-51218 8 3 0 VORPAL STEELE 63
SLASHING ATTACK WARM HEARTED 86-44483 10 3 0 BIG LAKE HONOR
STRIKING ATTACK CRACIOUS 86-14341 11 3 0 WRATHMEN 21-40
LUNGING ATTACK F'NOR 86-37880 15 3 0 WARRIORS OF PERN
PARRY-RIPOSTE MANNE'S LOVE CHILD 78-3695 17 1 0 BECAUSE HA
DM 208 STYLEMASTERS
PARRY-LUNGE BORT 87-6953 4 3 0 OF WOLF & SELKIE
PARRY-STRIKE DELPHI 86-37461 5 3 0 SACRED SITES
BASHING ATTACK ALLURING 18-11706 7 3 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 9
TOTAL PARRY GREW SOME YUPPIE 60-9880 7 3 1 PAPER TIGERS 25.4
PARRY-RIPOSTE BLOODBRAND 87-8508 10 3 0 ECHO OF STEELE 53
SLASHING ATTACK PENTATONIC MAJOR 78-3717 11 3 0 TOP FIVE SCALES
WALL OF STEEL INDIGO EYES 26-5836 12 3 1 JAN 16R
STRIKING ATTACK SSG 2 86-36166 13 3 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J23N
LUNGING ATTACK RE-AGITATOR 56-5187 14 3 0 MEN OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW SEKOTII 12-8168 16 1 0 SAVAGE KINGDOM 2
DM 209 STYLEMASTERS
BASHING ATTACK POX 29-6950 4 3 0 AVOID ME!
LUNGING ATTACK SINGLE BARREL 26-5839 7 3 2 BULLET '25
PARRY-RIPOSTE COSTANZA 87-6238 8 3 0 SHRIN KAGE RYU
WALL OF STEEL AAMON 10-7794 9 3 0 DUREX 2121
PARRY-STRIKE STEVE 36-8853 9 3 0 MINECRAFT
TOTAL PARRY ALTAIS 45-5917 10 3 0 DRACO
AIMED BLOW XXXXXXXXX 88-1826 11 3 0 SUPE FORCES 7Y11
PARRY-LUNGE ABE B. DONN 32-7999 13 3 0 DEVIL ADVOCATES
STRIKING ATTACK ANIMAL CRACKER 10-7801 15 3 0 SHEWISH BAKERY
SLASHING ATTACK BOROMIR 82-58807 16 2 0 YEOMAN JOHNSON
DM 210 STYLEMASTERS
PARRY-LUNGE ROURKE MALLON 87-14233 6 3 0 PEAKY BLINDERS 43
PARRY-STRIKE DELILAH GREEN 87-13278 8 3 0 DOESN'T CARE 2
PARRY-RIPOSTE SNUGGLY BEAR 87-13245 8 3 0 HUGS NOT THUGS
BASHING ATTACK URBAN CRAFT 88-2257 9 3 1 TEMPE 2026
WALL OF STEEL MARRIAGE 43-5684 11 3 0 EH TAYLOR '26
SLASHING ATTACK DOUGIE 88-2771 11 3 0 OF WOLF & MAN2
LUNGING ATTACK VERDICT 15-6274 11 3 1 TRIAL BY JURY
TOTAL PARRY HOTEL BLUE 86-41327 12 3 0 MB PLACES 16
AIMED BLOW DEE STRUCTION 87-13745 15 3 0 THE DEVIL'S DEES
STRIKING ATTACK JIMMY RUSSELL 87-13819 16 2 0 BOURBON HUNTERS