DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 10/06/2025    Duedate: 10/18/2025

DARKHOLM ARENA

DM 104    TURN 930

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 FARSCAPE 10/1469      56   34   0 62.2      BB CHICK FLICK 72/1506
    BETTER BLUES 42/1553                        BB SCOTT BORAS 72/1509
  2 THE JERKS 10/1451    101   65   1 60.8      BB SIDE MIRROR 72/1516
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/60                        BB SMART PHONE 72/1494
  3 LIVING DEAD 29/1406 1320 1049  10 55.7      BASH BROS CONDO 72/1513
    WIZARDS OF AHS 97/1472                      BASH BROS TRASH 72/1532
  4 NINJAS 7/1107        160  158   1 50.3      BB ITALIAN FOOD 72/1539
    THE WARRIORS 10/111                         NEXT GENERATION 18/1150
    FROM THE FACE 18/1213                       BASH BROS DIAPER 72/1500
  5 BUSH 7/1433          261  296   3 46.9      BASH BROS GOLFER 72/1482
    PITCH PERFECT 1/1419                        BASH BROS JACKET 72/1525
    YOU DON'T SAY 5/1428                        BASH BROS SHEETS 72/1514
  6 THE BAD SEED 6/1466   30   36   0 45.5      BASH BROS SPOUSE 72/1530
  7 CASTAWAYS 7/199      930 1186  10 44.0      BASH BROS WALLET 72/1504
    SKAITHVARN 51/235                           BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/1489
    HIGHLANDERS 42/1341                         BASH BROS BROTHER 72/1520
  8 THE BLOODGUAR 4/348   63   85   2 42.6      BASH BROS WALKING 72/1538
    VEGGIES 3/1227                              BASH BROS BATHROOM 54/1488
    SHEPHERDS 18/432                            BASH BROS BUS STOP 72/1485
    BASH BROS DMV 72/1507                       BASH BROS FEELINGS 72/1527
    BASH BROS GAS 72/1515                       BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/1505
    BASH BROS SEX 72/1531                       BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/1499
    BB AUTOMOBILE 72/1526                       BASH BROS HARD DISK 72/1522
    BB FLASHLIGHT 72/1529                       BASH BROS SUPERBOWL 72/1536
    BASH BROS BABY 39/1487                   10 AUTHORS 21/749      1873 3159  29 37.2
    BASH BROS BEER 72/1511                      JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
    BASH BROS MEAT 72/1535                   12 AB-NORMALS 2/1439     87  196   1 30.7
    BASH BROS NEWS 72/1510                      CATASTROPHIES 3/1552
    BASH BROS SNOW 72/1518

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hullo hullo!

Darkholm Arena had 57 fights today.  This is a far cry from the days when it used to 
have over 200, and some of the most experienced managers competed here.  Well, there 
are still some very experienced managers here, but they seem to be tired.  No one died 
in this turn's fights.  According to the information I was given, no one avoided 
anyone.

     Shocking Toad made a try for the Title today, finding Raistliin Majere a bit too 
much for him at this time.  SHOCKING TOAD (7-310) (76-88-1,369) of NINJAS challenged 
RAISTLIN MAJERE (97-8374) (69-36-6,232) of WIZARDS OF AHS.  SHOCKING TOAD was 
viciously subdued by RAISTLIN MAJERE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.  And so, Mr. 
Majere is still our Seeker of the Runeblade and the most highly rated Aimed Blow.  But 
I'm sure the Toad will come back with a new strategy.
     JAKUCHU ITO (7-5102) (60-20-1,346) of NINJAS challenged GAOL (5-5891) (63-77-
2,235) of YOU DON'T SAY.  JAKUCHU ITO overpowered GAOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge duel.  Jakuchu Ito is our top Lunger.  Gaol was the leading 
Slasher, but he's not anymore.
     Now, Culubra is the top Slasher.  CULUBRA (10-235) (66-94-0,192) of THE WARRIORS 
fought KHEFRAS (7-1930) (79-156-0,200) of CASTAWAYS.  CULUBRA devastated KHEFRAS in a 
crowd pleasing 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
    Shocking Toad used to be our top Parry-Strike, but now that distinction beloongs 
to Extra Best Thermos.  BILLY BLANKS (1-9375) (109-79-0,255) of PITCH PERFECT fought 
EXTRA BEST THERMOS (10-5444) (34-9-1,237) of THE JERKS.  BILLY BLANKS was savagely 
defeated by EXTRA BEST THERMOS in a 4 minute match.
     We can't have a standpin as a stylemaster, so the top Wall of Steel honors would 
have been up for grabs if Higher Power lost, but luckily he didn't.  HIGHER POWER (59-
3119) (83-60-1,227) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought SHADOWMANE (104-28) (0-0-0,200).  
HIGHER POWER overcame SHADOWMANE in an action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.
     Aeryn Sun has taken the top Parry-Lunge honor away from Borrows Money.  AERYN SUN 
(10-4268) (78-35-0,204) of FARSCAPE fought EMPTY (72-7269) (32-9-1,192) of BASH BROS 
WALLET.  AERYN SUN handily defeated EMPTY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided 
conflict.
     Green Bean remains Darkholm's top Basher.  SNEEZING PANDA (2-6539) (45-88-2,186) 
of AB-NORMALS fought GREEN BEAN (3-6419) (78-43-2,207) of VEGGIES.  SNEEZING PANDA was 
overpowered by GREEN BEAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
     NEEDLE BOY (6-7631) (51-41-0,219) of THE BAD SEEDS fought 2 YEAR CONTRACT (72-
6552) (44-20-2,199) of BB SMART PHONE.  NEEDLE BOY lost to 2 YEAR CONTRACT in a 
popular 6 minute gory duel.  So, 2 Year Contract has taken the top Total Parry spot 
away from Scharv.
     Dantallion is the leading Parry-Riposte.  PATRICIA CORNWELL (21-3909) (123-143-
2,206) of AUTHORS fought DANTALLION (4-2028) (46-40-2,194) of THE BLOODGUARD.  
PATRICIA CORNWELL was subdued by DANTALLION in an action packed 3 minute gruesome 
bout.

I could say much more, but circumstances are demanding that I retire to my couch with 
a cold compress over my eyes.  See you in fourteen!  And despite appearances, 
cheedrio!

                                          -- Malic of Talcama

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374      70  36  6  240  WIZARDS OF AHS (1472)      SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102           61  20  1  357  NINJAS (1107)              BONSUR
 EXTRA BEST THERMOS 10-5444   35   9  1  260  THE JERKS (1451)           KOLACT
 HIGHER POWER 59-3119         84  60  1  235  BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489)    ILLIS
 AERYN SUN 10-4268            79  35  0  225  FARSCAPE (1469)            KOLACT
 ARUGULA 3-7180              164  91  3  219  VEGGIES (1227)             OSKSI
 BORROWS MONEY 72-8055        59  39  1  219  BASH BROS BROTHER (1520)   DRAGONHEAD
 DANGEROUS TOYS 39-4100       67  51  1  216  BASH BROS BABY (1487)      XOCHITHLAN
 TUM 18-7380                  53  27  2  215  FROM THE FACE (1213)       TALCAMA
 GREEN BEAN 3-6419            79  43  2  213  VEGGIES (1227)             OSKSI
 2 YEAR CONTRACT 72-6552      45  20  2  213  BB SMART PHONE (1494)      DRAGONHEAD
 RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017     80 134  2  211  BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489)    ILLIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NOSY NEIGHBOR 72-7827        83  33  1  210  BASH BROS CONDO (1513)     DRAGONHEAD
 PRISCILLA 18-10653           51  16  1  210  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 CULUBRA 10-235               67  94  0  209  THE WARRIORS (111)         KOLACT
 SCHARV 51-1209              128 137  0  208  SKAITHVARN (235)           TRICORUS
 NIGHT STALKER 29-262        122 120  3  208  LIVING DEAD (1406)         LAPUR
 BILLY BLANKS 1-9375         109  80  0  205  PITCH PERFECT (1419)       MORDANT
 EVERYTHING ZEN 7-6959        58  59  0  205  BUSH (1433)                BONSUR
 DANTALLION 4-2028            47  40  2  205  THE BLOODGUARD (348)       JHELUM
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         111  50  0  204  THE JERKS (1451)           KOLACT
 SHOCKING TOAD 7-310          76  89  1  204  NINJAS (1107)              BONSUR
 ISHINOMORI 7-5390            47  26  1  204  NINJAS (1107)              BONSUR
 SHIFTED 72-7941             101  45  0  203  BB SIDE MIRROR (1516)      DRAGONHEAD
 COUNSELOR OBVIOUS 18-10133   64  31  2  203  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 NEEDLE BOY 6-7631            51  42  0  203  THE BAD SEEDS (1466)       TRANSEL

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ADABEMIS & BALMADOR 42-1671  74 149  0  201  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
 GAOL 5-5891                  63  78  2  201  YOU DON'T SAY (1428)       KALTOS
 BONE BENDER 2-6633           45  49  0  200  AB-NORMALS (1439)          NIANIA
 NEED A FIX 59-3141           41  33  2  199  BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489)    ILLIS
 JOB 18-6129                 164 296  0  197  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909   123 144  2  197  AUTHORS (749)              SUNSET
-WARNING BELLS 72-8011        43  29  2  197  BASH BROS NEW CAR (1517)   DRAGONHEAD
 JOEY 18-10339                94 121  1  196  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 REPETITIVE 72-7684           85  82  1  195  BASH BROS NEWS (1510)      DRAGONHEAD
 EMPTY 72-7269                32  10  1  195  BASH BROS WALLET (1504)    DRAGONHEAD
 RETCH 7-241                  65  71  1  194  FLOWER CHILDREN (60)       BONSUR
 RACHAEL 18-11003             40  82  1  194  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 CLICHE 72-7533               37  14  1  194  BB CHICK FLICK (1506)      DRAGONHEAD
 BAD MEDIA 72-8127            45  30  0  192  BASH BROS HARD DISK (1522) DRAGONHEAD
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621          122 114  0  191  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1497)   DRAGONHEAD
 RIPPED 72-9875               80  37  1  191  BASH BROS SHEETS (1514)    DRAGONHEAD
 ALEMBIC 4-1925               36  51  1  191  THE BLOODGUARD (348)       JHELUM
 JACOB 10-233                 73  94  3  190  THE WARRIORS (111)         KOLACT
-CRAWL SPACE 72-6525          58  58  0  190  BASH BROS CRICKET (1492)   DRAGONHEAD
 SENSATIONALIZED 72-7683      70  32  0  189  BASH BROS NEWS (1510)      DRAGONHEAD
 SNEEZING PANDA 2-6539        45  89  2  189  AB-NORMALS (1439)          NIANIA
-SHOPPING CART 72-6836        64  78  2  187  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499)  DRAGONHEAD
 KHEFRAS 7-1930               79 157  0  186  CASTAWAYS (199)            BONSUR
 TURNED OFF 72-7887           58  42  0  185  BASH BROS GAS (1515)       DRAGONHEAD
 MINSTREL 4-2505              40  30  4  184  THE BLOODGUARD (348)       JHELUM
 ROAD KILL 72-8272            71  30  1  183  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499)  DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-IN THE WASHER 72-7833        35  10  0  180  BASH BROS SHEETS (1514)    DRAGONHEAD
 NOT THE REAL THING 72-7762   41  56  1  179  BASH BROS BEER (1511)      DRAGONHEAD
 SPECIES 3.14159265 18-7512   33  36  1  179  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 MELTING FLOOD 72-8016        80  30  1  171  BASH BROS SNOW (1518)      DRAGONHEAD
-4 HOUR GAMES 72-6579         98  40  0  169  BASH BROS BASEBALL (1496)  DRAGONHEAD
 BREWTALITY 2-6610            39  66  1  169  AB-NORMALS (1439)          NIANIA
 SNORING 72-10127             37  38  3  169  BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530)    DRAGONHEAD
 KWAI CHANG 2-6528            67  69  2  168  AB-NORMALS (1439)          NIANIA
 FORMS 72-7540                30   5  0  160  BASH BROS DMV (1507)       DRAGONHEAD
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190            84 300  2  156  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 E COLI 72-10673              51  61  1  156  BASH BROS MEAT (1535)      DRAGONHEAD
 DROOL BABY 39-4243           42  80  0  153  BASH BROS BABY (1487)      XOCHITHLAN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FULL AND HEAVY 72-6861       56  78  1  150  BASH BROS DIAPER (1500)    DRAGONHEAD
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          70  81  2  141  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (1505)  DRAGONHEAD
 EMPTY TANK 72-8997           27  38  1  137  BB AUTOMOBILE (1526)       DRAGONHEAD
 TOILET SEAT 72-10126         36  36  1  119  BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530)    DRAGONHEAD
-YAR!!! 18-10792              49  22  0  116  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 PANDARAMADINGDONG 2-6768     28  29  2  108  AB-NORMALS (1439)          NIANIA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 72-7772    29  17  0   96  BASH BROS GOLFER (1482)    DRAGONHEAD
 TEENY TUCKER 42-5511         23  16  0   96  BETTER BLUES (1553)        RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CLOTHES ON FLOOR 72-10130    38  18  0   90  BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530)    DRAGONHEAD
 NO BATTERIES 72-10121        46  66  0   75  BB FLASHLIGHT (1529)       DRAGONHEAD
 CRYING TIGER 2-6566          37  80  0   71  AB-NORMALS (1439)          NIANIA
 OBLIGATORY 72-10137          32  38  0   69  BASH BROS SEX (1531)       DRAGONHEAD
-PETS 72-11376                29  11  0   68  BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1540)DRAGONHEAD
 NAG 72-10128                 26  25  1   61  BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530)    DRAGONHEAD
-WHEATIES 72-5900             21   7  0   59  CEREAL (1491)              DRAGONHEAD
 KNOCKED OVER 72-10147        28  17  2   58  BASH BROS TRASH (1532)     DRAGONHEAD
-HALFTIME SHOW 72-10722       21   6  0   57  BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BAD SHOES 72-10882           26  15  0   55  BASH BROS WALKING (1538)   DRAGONHEAD
-CROOKED 72-8138              24  14  0   54  BASH BROS TEETH (1483)     DRAGONHEAD
-DESERT DRY 72-11460          17   3  0   54  BASH BROS TURKEY (1557)    DRAGONHEAD
 CATATTACK! 3-8495            20  19  0   50  CATASTROPHIES (1552)       OSKSI
 OUT OF TP 54-3258            22  19  2   48  BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488)  TROCAR
 FORGOT IT 72-8910            20  35  1   40  BASH BROS JACKET (1525)    DRAGONHEAD
-CLEANING 72-7588             18  10  1   39  BASH BROS FIREPLACE (1508) DRAGONHEAD
-UNCOMFORTABLE 72-8046        22  10  1   37  BASH BROS CHAIR (1519)     DRAGONHEAD
 BAD SERVICE 72-10967         23  20  0   36  BB ITALIAN FOOD (1539)     DRAGONHEAD
 FALLEN TOWEL RACK 54-3319    30  82  0   33  BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488)  TROCAR
 BAD ADS 72-10723             26  22  0   33  BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD
-BOOBY TRAP 72-7700           26  14  1   31  DISARM (1484)              DRAGONHEAD
 DIRTY GROUT 54-3438          21  24  1   31  BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488)  TROCAR
 UNCOMFORTABLE 72-9131        19   9  0   28  BASH BROS FEELINGS (1527)  DRAGONHEAD
-FREE GIFT 72-10194            8   2  0   26  BB PLEDGE DRIVE (1556)     DRAGONHEAD
 AT YOUR OWN RISK 72-7598     16  13  0   22  BB SCOTT BORAS (1509)      DRAGONHEAD
-NOT ASSUR 72-8574            22  13  2   10  BASH BROS MANAGER9 (1524)  DRAGONHEAD
-UGLY 72-10118                22  22  0    9  BASH BROS SWEATER (1528)   DRAGONHEAD
 SCARY DUDE 72-10528          26  23  2    0  BASH BROS BUS STOP (1485)  DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

It finally happened, FINALLY.  After 3 = months, I, Tum, son of the Devil Duke, no 
longer hold the Rune Blade.  Well fought, Raistlin Majere, a close fight won by he who 
plays an AB, the EZ-Mod warrior.  Well done.  Let's see how you handle Shocking Toad 
(assuming he gets a challenge through)!  This is still a stagnant, pathetic arena.  I 
lost, though not from a challenger. Shame on all of you lazy cowards.

Billy Blanks -- It was a six minute fight, and both of our popularity greatly 
increased. Good fight, I guess. -- Scharv

Arugula -- Ack.  Thought I was doing all right, until you hit me in the lung.  That 
felt awful. -- Khefras

Bone Bender -- Throat, then jaw.  That took a lot of TLC to recover from.  At least my 
partner, Cheery Balmador, was on the bottom this time and didn't get hurt.  I don't 
like it when she gets hurt. -- Adabemis Eldantabem

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SHOCKING TOAD was viciously subdued by RAISTLIN MAJERE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
JACOB was demolished by RECOVERY SETBACK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
JAKUCHU ITO overpowered GAOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
TUM overpowered JOEY in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ISHINOMORI viciously subdued 8 AM CLASS in a popular 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
BORROWS MONEY beat BONE BENDER in a 2 minute brawl.
HIGHER POWER overcame SHADOWMANE in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.
NIGHT STALKER was vanquished by ARUGULA in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
NEEDLE BOY lost to 2 YEAR CONTRACT in a popular 6 minute gory duel.
PRISCILLA was beaten by FERD THE TOWER in a popular 3 minute gory melee.
BILLY BLANKS was savagely defeated by EXTRA BEST THERMOS in a 4 minute match.
CULUBRA devastated KHEFRAS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
AERYN SUN handily defeated EMPTY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CUP O'PIZZA overpowered NOT THE REAL THING in a 2 minute uneven struggle.
EVERYTHING ZEN viciously subdued RACHAEL in a 3 minute bloody brawl.
JOB luckily beat LAUGHING BARMAID in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
SPECIES 3.14159265 was overpowered by ADABEMIS & BALMADOR in a 2 minute match.
COUNSELOR OBVIOUS overcame BLIND BEGGAR in a 2 minute bloody competition.
RETCH was beaten by DANGEROUS TOYS in a action packed 3 minute fight.
PATRICIA CORNWELL was subdued by DANTALLION in a action packed 3 minute gruesome bout.
MINSTREL was overcome by CLICHE in a popular 4 minute brutal contest.
SNEEZING PANDA was overpowered by GREEN BEAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SCHARV overpowered E COLI in a 2 minute gory uneven fight.
NEED A FIX overpowered BREWTALITY in a 1 minute uneven match.
SENSATIONALIZED was overpowered by BLIND BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
REPETITIVE was handily defeated by DIRK CHOLERA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RIPPED was vanquished by BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NOSY NEIGHBOR was overpowered by FERD THE TOWER in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
BAD MEDIA was demolished by BLIND BEGGAR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SHIFTED overpowered ALEMBIC in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
MELTING FLOOD was viciously subdued by LAUGHING BARMAID in a popular 2 minute duel.
KWAI CHANG was demolished by TURNED OFF in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
ROAD KILL handily defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
2 + 2 = 4 was overcome by SNORING in a action packed 3 minute match.
DROOL BABY savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
EMPTY TANK was viciously subdued by LAUGHING BARMAID in a 3 minute match.
PANDARAMADINGDONG was overpowered by FULL AND HEAVY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TAX PENALTY vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
FORMS demolished ANGRY BOOKIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
TOILET SEAT was overpowered by OLD SAILMAKER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
TEENY TUCKER overcame CRYING TIGER in a 2 minute conflict.
NO BATTERIES demolished BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
AT YOUR OWN RISK was overpowered by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CATATTACK! was beaten by KNOCKED OVER in a popular 2 minute bloody fray.
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH vanquished BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
BAD SERVICE narrowly defeated DEBBY TONTE in a 2 minute battle.
BAD SHOES luckily beat DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 3 minute fight.
BAD ADS was overpowered by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SCARY DUDE was overpowered by COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DIRTY GROUT was devastated by DEBBY TONTE in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
UNCOMFORTABLE narrowly defeated COCKY SPECTATOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute battle.
FALLEN TOWEL RACK was devastated by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 3 minute one-sided bout.
OUT OF TP was overpowered by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
OBLIGATORY handily defeated DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CLOTHES ON FLOOR overpowered BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
FORGOT IT demolished DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
NAG bested COCKY SPECTATOR in a popular 4 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      17         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         PARRY-LUNGE       49 -  31 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   13         LUNGING ATTACK    61 -  53 -  1      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         WALL OF STEEL     73 -  69 -  0      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         PARRY-STRIKE      22 -  21 -  0      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         TOTAL PARRY       23 -  27 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         BASHING ATTACK    65 -  90 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   29 -  42 -  1      41  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         AIMED BLOW        64 -  97 -  0      40  |

Turn 930 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  4         3  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      8 -  5     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  7         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     AIMED BLOW         6 - 11         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     8 -  7     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374    70  36  6  240 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472)
LUNGING ATTACK   JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102         61  20  1  357 NINJAS (1107)
PARRY-STRIKE     EXTRA BEST THERMO 10-5444  35   9  1  260 THE JERKS (1451)
WALL OF STEEL    HIGHER POWER 59-3119       84  60  1  235 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489)
PARRY-LUNGE      AERYN SUN 10-4268          79  35  0  225 FARSCAPE (1469)
BASHING ATTACK   GREEN BEAN 3-6419          79  43  2  213 VEGGIES (1227)
TOTAL PARRY      2 YEAR CONTRACT 72-6552    45  20  2  213 BB SMART PHONE (1494)
SLASHING ATTACK  CULUBRA 10-235             67  94  0  209 THE WARRIORS (111)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DANTALLION 4-2028          47  40  2  205 THE BLOODGUARD (348)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
NEEDLE BOY 6-7631.  The ten other most popular fighters were MINSTREL 4-2505, CLICHE 
72-7533, EXTRA BEST THERMOS 10-5444, DANGEROUS TOYS 39-4100, ISHINOMORI 7-5390, BILLY 
BLANKS 1-9375, 2 YEAR CONTRACT 72-6552, SNORING 72-10127, RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374, 
and HIGHER POWER 59-3119.

The least popular fighter this week was OUT OF TP 54-3258.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SCARY DUDE 72-10528, AT YOUR OWN RISK 72-7598, 
PANDARAMADINGDONG 2-6768, ALEMBIC 4-1925, BAD MEDIA 72-8127, RIPPED 72-9875, SNEEZING 
PANDA 2-6539, DIRTY GROUT 54-3438, BAD ADS 72-10723, and TOILET SEAT 72-10126.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  KOLACT(10)           4  1 0  RODEKI(42)           2  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  6 0  TALCAMA(18)          3  4 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             2  1 0  SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           0  3 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  2 0  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            3  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)      20 15 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       2  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BILLY BLANKS 1-9375        109  80  0  205  PITCH PERFECT (1419)       MORDANT
 BONE BENDER 2-6633          45  49  0  200  AB-NORMALS (1439)          NIANIA
 ARUGULA 3-7180             164  91  3  219  VEGGIES (1227)             OSKSI
 DANTALLION 4-2028           47  40  2  205  THE BLOODGUARD (348)       JHELUM
 GAOL 5-5891                 63  78  2  201  YOU DON'T SAY (1428)       KALTOS
 NEEDLE BOY 6-7631           51  42  0  203  THE BAD SEEDS (1466)       TRANSEL
 JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102          61  20  1  357  NINJAS (1107)              BONSUR
 EXTRA BEST THERMOS 10-5444  35   9  1  260  THE JERKS (1451)           KOLACT
 TUM 18-7380                 53  27  2  215  FROM THE FACE (1213)       TALCAMA
 PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909  123 144  2  197  AUTHORS (749)              SUNSET
 NIGHT STALKER 29-262       122 120  3  208  LIVING DEAD (1406)         LAPUR
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           84 300  2  156  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 DANGEROUS TOYS 39-4100      67  51  1  216  BASH BROS BABY (1487)      XOCHITHLAN
 ADABEMIS & BALMADO 42-1671  74 149  0  201  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
 SCHARV 51-1209             128 137  0  208  SKAITHVARN (235)           TRICORUS
 OUT OF TP 54-3258           22  19  2   48  BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488)  TROCAR
 HIGHER POWER 59-3119        84  60  1  235  BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489)    ILLIS
 BORROWS MONEY 72-8055       59  39  1  219  BASH BROS BROTHER (1520)   DRAGONHEAD
 RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374     70  36  6  240  WIZARDS OF AHS (1472)      SHADOW GROVE