DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 05/19/2025 Duedate: 05/31/2025 DARKHOLM ARENA DM 104 TURN 920 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 THE JERKS 10/1451 84 52 1 61.8 BASH BROS BEER 72/1511 FLOWER CHILDREN 7/60 BASH BROS MEAT 72/1535 2 FARSCAPE 10/1469 45 29 0 60.8 BASH BROS NEWS 72/1510 3 LIVING DEAD 29/1406 1307 1042 10 55.6 BASH BROS SNOW 72/1518 WIZARDS OF AHS 97/1472 BB SIDE MIRROR 72/1516 4 MADNESS 21/1475 154 146 1 51.3 BASH BROS CHAIR 72/1519 FEMMES FATAL 18/734 BASH BROS CONDO 72/1513 CLAN MCKRAGGEN 1/1464 BASH BROS TEETH 72/1483 CLAN MCKRAGGEN 3/1468 BASH BROS TRASH 72/1532 5 BUSH 7/1433 245 282 3 46.5 BB ITALIAN FOOD 72/1539 PITCH PERFECT 1/1419 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150 YOU DON'T SAY 5/1428 BASH BROS DIAPER 72/1500 6 NINJAS 7/1107 119 138 1 46.3 BASH BROS GOLFER 72/1482 THE WARRIORS 10/111 BASH BROS JACKET 72/1525 FROM THE FACE 18/1213 BASH BROS SHEETS 72/1514 7 THE BLOODGUAR 4/348 57 70 2 44.9 BASH BROS SPOUSE 72/1530 8 CASTAWAYS 7/199 915 1171 10 43.9 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/1489 SKAITHVARN 51/235 BASH BROS BROTHER 72/1520 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1497 9 THE BAD SEED 6/1466 23 33 0 41.1 BASH BROS CRICKET 72/1492 10 AUTHORS 21/749 1865 3147 29 37.2 BASH BROS NEW CAR 72/1517 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 BASH BROS SWEATER 72/1528 DISARM 72/1484 BASH BROS WALKING 72/1538 SPORTS 21/1285 BASH BROS BATHROOM 54/1488 VEGGIES 3/1227 BASH BROS BUS STOP 72/1485 SHEPHERDS 18/432 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/1505 BASH BROS GAS 72/1515 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/1499 BASH BROS SEX 72/1531 BASH BROS HARD DISK 72/1522 BB AUTOMOBILE 72/1526 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL 72/1536 BB FLASHLIGHT 72/1529 BASH BROS QUARANTINE 72/1540 MIGHTY MORALS 51/1120 13 AB-NORMALS 2/1439 74 141 0 34.4 BASH BROS BABY 39/1487 WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT Darkholm Arena They mocked the name. They mocked the stats. They mocked the record. But Shocking Toad is still here-when most of those who joined with him and even after him are long forgotten. Born in October 1984, Shocking Toad was never meant to be a champion. His stats were average. His performance was worse. He graduated from basic Duelmasters at 21-27-1, a forgettable footnote in a game full of better warriors. But he never left. Over 40 years and 153 fights later, Shocking Toad now stands as the highest-rated Parry-Strike in Darkholm. He clawed through the Eligibles ranks, even made a run at Primus-where he went 2-1 in his final 3 before retreating. He's not Primus-caliber. He knows that. But Darkholm? This feels right. Toad has gone 3-1 in his last 4 and holds 301 recognition points. Is this the start of something special-or just the final chapter in a long, stubborn career? No one knows. What's in a name? The name was never meant to last. It began as a joke-a teenager's whim in 1984. But the joke's long gone, and Shocking Toad remains. He's not a killer. He's not a star. He's something better. He's still here. Shocking Toad has arrived. Again. This is his resurrection. This is his proving ground. This is Darkholm. THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade -- Darkholm, Arena 104 I speak now with humble voice. I not born to speak, only to move. But Runeblade heavy in hand. It demand I speak to all warrior who walk this stone ground. Minstrel. You fight with honor. With will. With power of thousand hours. You are storm in quiet forest. You try for Runeblade, and you almost take it. For that, I bow. You are great fighter. Maybe I see you again. Maybe in Primus sky. For others, I say this: I come from dirt. From slum with no roof. I eat what rats drop. I sleep with eyes open, heart closed. I know what it mean to have nothing, and I train like ghost until I become blade. I do not fight for fame. I do not fight for coin. I fight because I must. Because fire in chest not go out. Every fight I live, I sharpen soul. Every fall, I rise harder. I will not stop. I will not tire. Not until they send me to mountain called Primus. Until that day, I stay here, in Darkholm, and I fight every warrior, every style, every storm. I hold Runeblade not because I am best. I hold because I refuse to fall. You want it? Come take it. With honor, Jakuchu Ito Keeper of the Runeblade REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hullo hullo! Darkholm Arena had a satisfactory 60 fights today. No one died. There were five challenges, and as far as I know, no one avoided anyone. I would like to thank Jakuchu Ito for another interesting column, and welcome Shocking Toad to our arena. The most challenged fighter today was Green Bean. TUM (18-7380) (44-25-2,210) of FROM THE FACE challenged GREEN BEAN (3-6419) (71-40-2,229) of VEGGIES. TUM was devastated by GREEN BEAN in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl. It was a good fight, and I hope Tum learned a few things from the more senior fighter. Green Bean is our top Basher. SHOCKING TOAD (7-310) (67-87-1,301) of NINJAS challenged PATRICIA CORNWELL (21- 3909) (116-140-2,341) of AUTHORS. SHOCKING TOAD was handily defeated by PATRICIA CORNWELL in a 1 minute Challenge match. Hmm. I'd expect the Toad to have collected a few recognition points for a bold challenge, but instead he lost 111 points. That doesn't seem fair. Ms Cornwell is top Slasher. Here's another bold challenge that didn't help. JACOB (10-233) (69-87-3,194) of THE WARRIORS challenged CHANA-RAE (18-1988) (76-91-2,316) of FEMMES FATAL. JACOB was viciously subdued by CHANA-RAE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match. My sympathies, Shocking Toad and Jacob, to you and your managers. Chana-Rae, incidentally, is our leading Parry-Riposte. CUP O'PIZZA (10-5397) (104-46-0,212) of THE JERKS fought SCHARV (51-1209) (121- 133-0,204) of SKAITHVARN. CUP O'PIZZA was savagely defeated by SCHARV in a crowd pleasing 9 minute gory match. Scharv is our best Total Parry, and gained 37 points in this fight. Oh dear. BAD ADS (72-10723) (23-14-0,38) of BASH BROS SUPERBOWL fought COCKY SPECTATOR (104-3) (0-0-0,0). BAD ADS was overpowered by COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. Bad Ads lost 29 points for this embarrassment. As usual, Job is the overall popularity leader. JOB (18-6129) (159-290-0,184) of SHEPHERDS fought 2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) (82-291-2,161) of JUST BECAUSE. JOB subdued 2 + 2 = 4 in an exciting 6 minute brutal bout. Can't find my copy of the Sporting Journal. Wasn't Dantallion the spectators' favorite last turn? So is he again today. CRAWL SPACE (72-6525) (57-55-0,188) of BASH BROS CRICKET fought DANTALLION (4-2028) (45-34-2,205) of THE BLOODGUARD. CRAWL SPACE outlasted DANTALLION in an exciting 8 minute gory match. And the least favored fighter is Obligatory. OBLIGATORY (72-10137) (25-34-0,3) of BASH BROS SEX fought BOOKIE'S GUARD (104-5) (35-18-0,75). OBLIGATORY was demolished by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched duel. Losing to a stand-in is no way to gain favor, that's for sure. Although the Bookie's Guard is a frightening fellow. I've been chased by him before. Speaking of scary fellows, there is Jakuchu Ito. JAKUCHU ITO (7-5102) (51-19- 1,261) of NINJAS challenged GAOL (5-5891) (60-70-2,241) of YOU DON'T SAY. JAKUCHU ITO devastated GAOL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. Mr. Jakuchu is Darkholm's best Lunger, and the Keeper of the Runeblade -- although, you know, the Runeblade has been missing for over a year. HANNA (3-8094) (44-29-1,222) of CLAN MCKRAGGEN fought NOSY NEIGHBOR (72-7827) (78-27-1,198) of BASH BROS CONDO. HANNA overpowered NOSY NEIGHBOR in an action packed 1 minute uneven melee. Hanna is the top Aimed Blow. The top Parry-Strike is Extra Best Thermos. ISHINOMORI (7-5390) (42-20-1,196) of NINJAS challenged EXTRA BEST THERMOS (10-5444) (29-4-1,221) of THE JERKS. ISHINOMORI was devastated by EXTRA BEST THERMOS in a 1 minute Challenge fight. AERYN SUN (10-4268) (71-32-0,225) of FARSCAPE fought SNEEZING PANDA (2-6539) (44- 79-2,187) of AB-NORMALS. AERYN SUN handily defeated SNEEZING PANDA in a 1 minute one- sided conflict. The intriguing Ms Sun is our top Parry-Lunge. ISHMAIL (1-9650) (60-67-1,218) of CLAN MCKRAGGEN fought NEEDLE BOY (6-7631) (44- 38-0,198) of THE BAD SEEDS. ISHMAIL devastated NEEDLE BOY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. Ishmail is the highest ranked Wall of Steel. Misti is the top Striker, despite losing her fight. MISTI (21-9595) (33-15- 0,182) of MADNESS fought TURNED OFF (72-7887) (55-34-0,192) of BASH BROS GAS. MISTI was viciously subdued by TURNED OFF in a popular 2 minute brutal contest. That's all I can tell you without descending to tasteless gossip. Well, it would be rather tasty actually... Anyway, that's all. Have a delightful two weeks. Cheerio! -- Malic of Talcama KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 52 19 1 272 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909 117 140 2 352 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET CHANA-RAE 18-1988 77 91 2 322 FEMMES FATAL (734) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HANNA 3-8094 45 29 1 258 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1468) OSKSI GREEN BEAN 3-6419 72 40 2 250 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI -EMPTY 72-7269 30 8 1 242 BASH BROS WALLET (1504) DRAGONHEAD EXTRA BEST THERMOS 10-5444 30 4 1 242 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT SCHARV 51-1209 122 133 0 241 SKAITHVARN (235) TRICORUS -ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 72-8154 112 85 2 234 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1523) DRAGONHEAD AERYN SUN 10-4268 72 32 0 233 FARSCAPE (1469) KOLACT ISHMAIL 1-9650 61 67 1 231 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1464) MORDANT -DANGEROUS TOYS 39-4100 64 50 1 222 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN RIPPED 72-9875 77 30 1 220 BASH BROS SHEETS (1514) DRAGONHEAD NIGHT STALKER 29-262 116 116 3 219 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR MELTING FLOOD 72-8016 76 24 1 217 BASH BROS SNOW (1518) DRAGONHEAD -GUM GATHERER 36-8289 41 38 0 216 FROST FREE (1446) JHANS RETCH 7-241 60 66 1 215 FLOWER CHILDREN (60) BONSUR BILLY BLANKS 1-9375 102 77 0 212 PITCH PERFECT (1419) MORDANT GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HIGHER POWER 59-3119 77 57 1 209 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS CRAWL SPACE 72-6525 58 55 0 208 BASH BROS CRICKET (1492) DRAGONHEAD BONE BENDER 2-6633 41 43 0 208 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA ARUGULA 3-7180 156 89 3 206 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI TURNED OFF 72-7887 56 34 0 206 BASH BROS GAS (1515) DRAGONHEAD 8 AM CLASS 72-6621 118 108 0 205 BASH BROS COLLEGE (1497) DRAGONHEAD RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 63 33 6 204 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472) SHADOW GROVE PRISCILLA 18-10653 45 12 1 204 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA SACRIFICE 51-4947 26 106 2 202 MIGHTY MORALS (1120) TRICORUS JOEY 18-10339 90 115 1 200 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA ADABEMIS & BALMADOR 42-1671 67 146 0 199 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI SENSATIONALIZED 72-7683 65 27 0 199 BASH BROS NEWS (1510) DRAGONHEAD CULUBRA 10-235 62 89 0 199 THE WARRIORS (111) KOLACT CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 104 47 0 198 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT GAOL 5-5891 60 71 2 198 YOU DON'T SAY (1428) KALTOS TUM 18-7380 44 26 2 198 FROM THE FACE (1213) TALCAMA BORROWS MONEY 72-8055 54 34 1 197 BASH BROS BROTHER (1520) DRAGONHEAD ISHINOMORI 7-5390 42 21 1 195 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR ALEMBIC 4-1925 36 44 1 195 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM -MORIKAWA YOTSU 21-8315 47 43 0 194 KANO CLAN (1436) SUNSET -2 YEAR CONTRACT 72-6552 43 18 2 194 BB SMART PHONE (1494) DRAGONHEAD WARNING BELLS 72-8011 41 28 2 194 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1517) DRAGONHEAD NOSY NEIGHBOR 72-7827 78 28 1 193 BASH BROS CONDO (1513) DRAGONHEAD DANTALLION 4-2028 45 35 2 193 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM JACOB 10-233 69 88 3 192 THE WARRIORS (111) KOLACT SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 67 88 1 190 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR ROAD KILL 72-8272 67 24 0 190 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499) DRAGONHEAD KWAI CHANG 2-6528 66 60 2 190 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA SNEEZING PANDA 2-6539 44 80 2 190 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA RACHAEL 18-11003 38 74 1 190 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA -SPECIES 3.14159265 18-7512 33 32 1 190 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA NEEDLE BOY 6-7631 44 39 0 189 THE BAD SEEDS (1466) TRANSEL MISTI 21-9595 33 16 0 189 MADNESS (1475) SUNSET JOB 18-6129 160 290 0 186 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA -SHOPPING CART 72-6836 62 77 2 186 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499) DRAGONHEAD SWIMMING 21-5693 28 28 0 184 SPORTS (1285) SUNSET MINSTREL 4-2505 36 27 4 183 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM BAD MEDIA 72-8127 40 25 0 182 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1522) DRAGONHEAD -MITA KURAI 21-8414 34 41 0 182 KANO CLAN (1436) SUNSET GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SHIFTED 72-7941 93 43 0 180 BB SIDE MIRROR (1516) DRAGONHEAD -IN THE WASHER 72-7833 34 8 0 180 BASH BROS SHEETS (1514) DRAGONHEAD E COLI 72-10673 49 53 1 178 BASH BROS MEAT (1535) DRAGONHEAD EVERYTHING ZEN 7-6959 52 55 0 177 BUSH (1433) BONSUR KHEFRAS 7-1930 77 149 0 176 CASTAWAYS (199) BONSUR GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017 74 130 1 175 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS COUNSELOR OBVIOUS 18-10133 59 26 2 174 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA BREWTALITY 2-6610 39 56 1 172 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA -4 HOUR GAMES 72-6579 97 38 0 165 BASH BROS BASEBALL (1496) DRAGONHEAD 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 82 292 2 165 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME -CLICHE 72-7533 35 14 1 163 BB CHICK FLICK (1506) DRAGONHEAD TAX PENALTY 72-7311 67 74 2 161 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (1505) DRAGONHEAD GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY NEED A FIX 59-3141 37 28 2 146 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS NOT THE REAL THING 72-7762 38 49 1 137 BASH BROS BEER (1511) DRAGONHEAD DROOL BABY 39-4243 37 75 0 136 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN TOILET SEAT 72-10126 32 30 1 136 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD FULL AND HEAVY 72-6861 51 73 1 118 BASH BROS DIAPER (1500) DRAGONHEAD EMPTY TANK 72-8997 23 32 1 117 BB AUTOMOBILE (1526) DRAGONHEAD GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SNORING 72-10127 34 31 3 99 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD PANDARAMADINGDONG 2-6768 27 20 1 99 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA -FORMS 72-7540 27 4 0 97 BASH BROS DMV (1507) DRAGONHEAD -YAR!!! 18-10792 46 22 0 92 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CLOTHES ON FLOOR 72-10130 30 16 0 63 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD NO BATTERIES 72-10121 37 65 0 59 BB FLASHLIGHT (1529) DRAGONHEAD -HALFTIME SHOW 72-10722 20 4 0 55 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD -UNCOMFORTABLE 72-9131 18 6 0 51 BASH BROS FEELINGS (1527) DRAGONHEAD -NAG 72-10128 22 25 1 47 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD -WHEATIES 72-5900 18 7 0 47 CEREAL (1491) DRAGONHEAD PETS 72-11376 28 9 0 46 BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1540)DRAGONHEAD BAD SHOES 72-10882 20 11 0 45 BASH BROS WALKING (1538) DRAGONHEAD UNCOMFORTABLE 72-8046 21 8 1 38 BASH BROS CHAIR (1519) DRAGONHEAD OUT OF TP 54-3258 19 12 2 36 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR CRYING TIGER 2-6566 33 74 0 33 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA DIRTY GROUT 54-3438 17 18 1 33 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR -CLEANING 72-7588 17 8 1 29 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (1508) DRAGONHEAD CROOKED 72-8138 23 12 0 28 BASH BROS TEETH (1483) DRAGONHEAD FALLEN TOWEL RACK 54-3319 27 75 0 27 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR -NOT ASSUR 72-8574 22 10 2 26 BASH BROS MANAGER9 (1524) DRAGONHEAD KNOCKED OVER 72-10147 22 13 2 25 BASH BROS TRASH (1532) DRAGONHEAD BAD SERVICE 72-10967 19 14 0 24 BB ITALIAN FOOD (1539) DRAGONHEAD WITHDRAWAL 59-3142 22 11 1 21 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS BOOBY TRAP 72-7700 25 12 1 18 DISARM (1484) DRAGONHEAD OBLIGATORY 72-10137 25 35 0 16 BASH BROS SEX (1531) DRAGONHEAD -AT YOUR OWN RISK 72-7598 16 9 0 14 BB SCOTT BORAS (1509) DRAGONHEAD BAD ADS 72-10723 23 15 0 9 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 72-7772 19 17 0 6 BASH BROS GOLFER (1482) DRAGONHEAD SCARY DUDE 72-10528 26 13 2 3 BASH BROS BUS STOP (1485) DRAGONHEAD FORGOT IT 72-8910 18 27 1 1 BASH BROS JACKET (1525) DRAGONHEAD UGLY 72-10118 22 19 0 0 BASH BROS SWEATER (1528) DRAGONHEAD '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE The Iron Council has re-opened its guild doors! All prior members contact Tripwire (DM18 or DM36) if you are interested in returning. Also, if you have contacts for any of the old members, send those as well. -- Tripwire LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS JAKUCHU ITO devastated GAOL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. SHOCKING TOAD was handily defeated by PATRICIA CORNWELL in a 1 minute Challenge match. ISHINOMORI was devastated by EXTRA BEST THERMOS in a 1 minute Challenge fight. TUM was devastated by GREEN BEAN in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl. JACOB was viciously subdued by CHANA-RAE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match. HANNA overpowered NOSY NEIGHBOR in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee. MELTING FLOOD won victory over CULUBRA in a popular 2 minute duel. SHIFTED was vanquished by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute one-sided duel. ADABEMIS & BALMADOR was overpowered by ARUGULA in a popular 1 minute uneven match. PRISCILLA was defeated by SOLACIA in a exciting 1 minute match. ISHMAIL devastated NEEDLE BOY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. CUP O'PIZZA was savagely defeated by SCHARV in a crowd pleasing 9 minute gory match. AERYN SUN handily defeated SNEEZING PANDA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. E COLI was overpowered by RETCH in a action packed 1 minute brutal uneven struggle. EVERYTHING ZEN was devastated by BONE BENDER in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. JOB subdued 2 + 2 = 4 in a exciting 6 minute brutal bout. BILLY BLANKS narrowly defeated RACHAEL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict. COUNSELOR OBVIOUS was devastated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute one-sided bout. JOEY was savagely defeated by RAISTLIN MAJERE in a action packed 3 minute bout. MISTI was viciously subdued by TURNED OFF in a popular 2 minute brutal contest. NIGHT STALKER overpowered KWAI CHANG in a 1 minute uneven fight. RIPPED overpowered SHADOWMANE in a 1 minute uneven fight. MINSTREL was luckily beaten by WARNING BELLS in a exciting 2 minute gruesome bout. SACRIFICE overpowered LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel. RECOVERY SETBACK was overpowered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute uneven competition. HIGHER POWER defeated ALEMBIC in a action packed 1 minute duel. CRAWL SPACE outlasted DANTALLION in a exciting 8 minute gory match. 8 AM CLASS narrowly defeated BLIND BEGGAR in a exciting 2 minute gory bout. SENSATIONALIZED was handily defeated by SOLACIA in a 1 minute mismatched match. ROAD KILL overpowered LAUGHING BARMAID in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle. BORROWS MONEY was viciously subdued by DIRK CHOLERA in a action packed 2 minute bout. BAD MEDIA was demolished by BLIND BEGGAR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match. BREWTALITY won victory over TAX PENALTY in a popular 1 minute bout. SWIMMING vanquished LOCAL CONSTABLE in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched bout. KHEFRAS vanquished DROOL BABY in a exciting 4 minute gruesome one-sided match. SNORING was vanquished by M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. NEED A FIX handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. FULL AND HEAVY was viciously subdued by M. CHARDINEE in a 4 minute melee. TOILET SEAT was overpowered by LAUGHING BARMAID in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight. NOT THE REAL THING was vanquished by DESIREE in a 1 minute one-sided bout. EMPTY TANK was overpowered by OLD SAILMAKER in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition. PANDARAMADINGDONG overcame OUT OF TP in a exciting 1 minute bout. UGLY was demolished by COCKY SPECTATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight. NO BATTERIES bested INKEEPER'S SON in a exciting 6 minute conflict. PETS was devastated by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle. FORGOT IT was devastated by COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute one-sided match. CROOKED was beaten by INKEEPER'S SON in a action packed 1 minute bloody bout. UNCOMFORTABLE was overpowered by INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute mismatched fight. BAD SERVICE was handily defeated by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute one-sided contest. BAD SHOES was viciously subdued by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 3 minute match. CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH was overcome by CRYING TIGER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory bout. BAD ADS was overpowered by COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. BOOBY TRAP was vanquished by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel. SCARY DUDE was overpowered by COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute one-sided fight. KNOCKED OVER was overpowered by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided battle. WITHDRAWAL was overpowered by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched fight. OBLIGATORY was demolished by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched duel. DIRTY GROUT was overpowered by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided match. FALLEN TOWEL RACK was savagely defeated by DEBBY TONTE in a popular 2 minute fight. CLOTHES ON FLOOR viciously subdued DEBBY TONTE in a 2 minute brutal struggle. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 16 PARRY-RIPOSTE 18 - 11 - 0 62 | |BASHING ATTACK 16 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 | |WALL OF STEEL 15 PARRY-STRIKE 20 - 18 - 0 53 | |LUNGING ATTACK 10 LUNGING ATTACK 44 - 40 - 0 52 | |PARRY-LUNGE 8 WALL OF STEEL 75 - 76 - 0 50 | |SLASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-LUNGE 37 - 43 - 0 46 | |PARRY-STRIKE 5 SLASHING ATTACK 27 - 35 - 0 44 | |TOTAL PARRY 4 AIMED BLOW 66 - 100 - 1 40 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 28 - 0 39 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 54 - 114 - 0 32 | Turn 920 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 9 2 AIMED BLOW PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 2 BASHING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 4 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 9 1 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 7 1 SLASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 4 - 12 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 4 1 PARRY-STRIKE STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 52 19 1 272 NINJAS (1107) SLASHING ATTACK PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909 117 140 2 352 AUTHORS (749) PARRY-RIPOSTE CHANA-RAE 18-1988 77 91 2 322 FEMMES FATAL (734) AIMED BLOW HANNA 3-8094 45 29 1 258 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1468) BASHING ATTACK GREEN BEAN 3-6419 72 40 2 250 VEGGIES (1227) PARRY-STRIKE EXTRA BEST THERMO 10-5444 30 4 1 242 THE JERKS (1451) TOTAL PARRY SCHARV 51-1209 122 133 0 241 SKAITHVARN (235) PARRY-LUNGE AERYN SUN 10-4268 72 32 0 233 FARSCAPE (1469) WALL OF STEEL ISHMAIL 1-9650 61 67 1 231 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1464) STRIKING ATTACK MISTI 21-9595 33 16 0 189 MADNESS (1475) The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129. The most popular warrior this turn was DANTALLION 4-2028. The ten other most popular fighters were CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397, SCHARV 51-1209, JOB 18-6129, CRAWL SPACE 72-6525, MINSTREL 4-2505, CULUBRA 10-235, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374, KHEFRAS 7-1930, and SWIMMING 21-5693. The least popular fighter this week was OBLIGATORY 72-10137. The other ten least popular fighters were WITHDRAWAL 59-3142, BOOBY TRAP 72-7700, BAD ADS 72-10723, CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 72-7772, UNCOMFORTABLE 72-8046, NOT THE REAL THING 72-7762, EVERYTHING ZEN 7-6959, NEEDLE BOY 6-7631, SHIFTED 72-7941, and DIRTY GROUT 54-3438. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 2 0 0 KOLACT(10) 2 3 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 NIANIA(2) 4 2 0 TALCAMA(18) 2 5 0 TRICORUS(51) 2 0 0 OSKSI(3) 3 0 0 SUNSET(21) 2 1 0 TROCAR(54) 0 3 0 JHELUM(4) 0 3 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 2 2 0 KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 9 25 0 TRANSEL(6) 0 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0 BONSUR(7) 3 3 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ISHMAIL 1-9650 61 67 1 231 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1464) MORDANT BONE BENDER 2-6633 41 43 0 208 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HANNA 3-8094 45 29 1 258 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1468) OSKSI ALEMBIC 4-1925 36 44 1 195 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM GAOL 5-5891 60 71 2 198 YOU DON'T SAY (1428) KALTOS NEEDLE BOY 6-7631 44 39 0 189 THE BAD SEEDS (1466) TRANSEL JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 52 19 1 272 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR EXTRA BEST THERMOS 10-5444 30 4 1 242 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT CHANA-RAE 18-1988 77 91 2 322 FEMMES FATAL (734) TALCAMA PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909 117 140 2 352 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET NIGHT STALKER 29-262 116 116 3 219 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 82 292 2 165 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME DROOL BABY 39-4243 37 75 0 136 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN ADABEMIS & BALMADO 42-1671 67 146 0 199 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI SCHARV 51-1209 122 133 0 241 SKAITHVARN (235) TRICORUS OUT OF TP 54-3258 19 12 2 36 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR HIGHER POWER 59-3119 77 57 1 209 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS RIPPED 72-9875 77 30 1 220 BASH BROS SHEETS (1514) DRAGONHEAD RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 63 33 6 204 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472) SHADOW GROVE