DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 10/05/2026 Duedate: 10/17/2026
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 956
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DYSTOPIA 42/1574 172 108 1 61.4 BASH BROS BEER 72/1511
THE JERKS 10/1451 BASH BROS MEAT 72/1535
FLOWER CHILDREN 7/60 BASH BROS NEWS 72/1510
STRANGER DANGERS 86/1575 BASH BROS SNOW 72/1518
2 FARSCAPE 10/1469 101 76 0 57.1 BB SIDE MIRROR 72/1516
THE BLUES 3 3/1561 BASH BROS CONDO 72/1513
BETTER BLUES 42/1553 BASH BROS TRASH 72/1532
3 LIVING DEAD 29/1406 1357 1083 10 55.6 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150
TWISTED OAK 82/1421 BASH BROS GOLFER 72/1482
WIZARDS OF AHS 97/1472 BASH BROS JACKET 72/1525
4 BIG LAKE BAS 36/433 10 8 0 55.6 BASH BROS SHEETS 72/1514
IMPURE THOUGHTS 58/1583 BASH BROS SPOUSE 72/1530
5 BUSH 7/1433 290 323 3 47.3 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/1489
YOU DON'T SAY 5/1428 BASH BROS BROTHER 72/1520
6 CASTAWAYS 7/199 959 1235 10 43.7 BASH BROS WALKING 72/1538
SKAITHVARN 51/235 BASH BROS BATHROOM 54/1488
HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 BASH BROS BUS STOP 72/1485
7 THE BAD SEED 6/1466 40 52 0 43.5 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/1505
8 THE BLOODGUAR 4/348 94 123 2 43.3 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/1499
9 VEGGIES 3/1227 1634 2372 18 40.8 BASH BROS HARD DISK 72/1522
SHEPHERDS 18/432 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL 72/1536
BASH BROS GAS 72/1515 10 ARROGANCE 18/732 1888 3200 29 37.1
BASH BROS SEX 72/1531 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
BB AUTOMOBILE 72/1526 11 LANCIARII 6/1555 64 113 0 36.2
BB FLASHLIGHT 72/1529 KANO CLAN 21/1436
BASH BROS BABY 39/1487
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hullo hullo!
This is turn 956 of Darkholm Arena. And what a day for it! Warm but not hot,
only the slightest breeze, and not a cloud in the sky. Makes one think that all's
well with the world, eh?
There were 44 fights today. Kano Clan avoided Shepherds. No one died, and there
were just three challenges.
Let's look at those challenges:
DECCIOUS (6-7465) (44-41-0,277) of LANCIARII challenged AERYN SUN (10-4268) (98-
41-0,262) of FARSCAPE. DECCIOUS devastated AERYN SUN in a 1 minute mismatched
Challenge Title fight. Of course, Ms Sun was our Duelmaster, and now it's Deccious
who should be writing a column.
THE RACIST (58-3855) (21-24-1,140) of IMPURE THOUGHTS challenged TURNED OFF (72-
7887) (67-58-0,151) of BASH BROS GAS. THE RACIST was demolished by TURNED OFF in a 2
minute one-sided Challenge melee. Oops. It was a bold challenge though.
PADISHAR CREEL (36-2208) (15-10-1,88) of BIG LAKE BASHERS challenged BAD SERVICE
(72-10967) (38-30-0,56) of BB ITALIAN FOOD. PADISHAR CREEL vanquished BAD SERVICE in
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
We all know Hedwig, the Laughing Barmaid, and some of us even like her. This was
disturbing. EMPTY TANK (72-8997) (34-56-1,120) of BB AUTOMOBILE fought LAUGHING
BARMAID (104-9) (0-0-0,170). EMPTY TANK viciously subdued LAUGHING BARMAID in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute bout. They actually looked pretty evenly matched. I hate to see a
lady get hit, though. Empty Tank got 33 points for this win.
Shadowmane is tough, yes? And so, Shifted deserves some credit. SHIFTED (72-
7941) (111-60-0,186) of BB SIDE MIRROR fought SHADOWMANE (104-28) (0-0-0,200).
SHIFTED overpowered SHADOWMANE in an exciting 2 minute gory uneven fight.
Borrows Money didn't fare so well. BORROWS MONEY (72-8055) (72-51-1,210) of BASH
BROS BROTHER fought SOLACIA (104-24) (68-32-0,225). BORROWS MONEY was overpowered by
SOLACIA in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel. That's odd. Most stand-ins don't
have posted records. Huh.
Well, gone are the days when Darkholm Arena had more than 100 fights in a turn.
I kind of like the more relaxed pace here though. Cheerio!
-- Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DECCIOUS 6-7465 45 41 0 317 LANCIARII (1555) TRANSEL
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BOOJUM 86-32218 46 14 0 296 STRANGER DANGERS (1575) STORM POINT
ARUGULA 3-7180 182 99 3 285 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
DANTALLION 4-2028 60 50 2 230 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 91 41 6 224 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472) SHADOW GROVE
ADABEMIS & BALMADOR 42-1671 84 165 0 222 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
-SACRIFICE 51-4947 32 109 2 221 MIGHTY MORALS (1120) TRICORUS
SCHARV 51-1209 145 146 0 218 SKAITHVARN (235) TRICORUS
GAOL 5-5891 75 92 2 215 YOU DON'T SAY (1428) KALTOS
BRITISH CUISINE 42-5335 63 18 1 213 DYSTOPIA (1574) RODEKI
BAD MEDIA 72-8127 55 46 0 212 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1522) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOFFA 18-8478 127 359 1 210 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
PRISCILLA 18-10653 70 21 2 210 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
MINSTREL 4-2505 53 40 4 210 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
EXTRA BEST THERMOS 10-5444 49 21 1 210 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 131 56 0 208 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
HIGHER POWER 59-3119 101 69 1 208 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
MELTING FLOOD 72-8016 91 45 1 207 BASH BROS SNOW (1518) DRAGONHEAD
SENSATIONALIZED 72-7683 82 46 0 207 BASH BROS NEWS (1510) DRAGONHEAD
NIGHT STALKER 29-262 133 135 3 206 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR
SHIFTED 72-7941 112 60 0 206 BB SIDE MIRROR (1516) DRAGONHEAD
NEED A FIX 59-3141 52 48 2 204 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
RACHAEL 18-11003 51 95 1 204 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
MITA KURAI 21-8414 36 45 0 204 KANO CLAN (1436) SUNSET
RIPPED 72-9875 90 53 1 203 BASH BROS SHEETS (1514) DRAGONHEAD
NEEDLE BOY 6-7631 61 58 0 203 THE BAD SEEDS (1466) TRANSEL
JOB 18-6129 171 315 0 202 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
NOSY NEIGHBOR 72-7827 102 40 1 202 BASH BROS CONDO (1513) DRAGONHEAD
BLACKBIRD 82-57278 49 150 0 201 TWISTED OAK (1421) DWES EG
RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017 90 150 2 200 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
BORROWS MONEY 72-8055 72 52 1 199 BASH BROS BROTHER (1520) DRAGONHEAD
COUNSELOR OBVIOUS 18-10133 79 42 2 198 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
KHEFRAS 7-1930 81 181 0 197 CASTAWAYS (199) BONSUR
CLOTHES ON FLOOR 72-10130 53 29 0 194 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
AERYN SUN 10-4268 98 42 0 191 FARSCAPE (1469) KOLACT
GREEN BEAN 3-6419 93 55 2 191 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
RETCH 7-241 77 85 1 190 FLOWER CHILDREN (60) BONSUR
E COLI 72-10673 57 81 1 189 BASH BROS MEAT (1535) DRAGONHEAD
EVERYTHING ZEN 7-6959 73 70 0 188 BUSH (1433) BONSUR
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 72-7772 39 33 0 183 BASH BROS GOLFER (1482) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALEMBIC 4-1925 41 69 1 178 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
NOT THE REAL THING 72-7762 52 71 1 176 BASH BROS BEER (1511) DRAGONHEAD
BUDDY MOSS 3-8624 26 12 1 170 THE BLUES 3 (1561) OSKSI
TURNED OFF 72-7887 68 58 0 159 BASH BROS GAS (1515) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROAD KILL 72-8272 75 52 1 155 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499) DRAGONHEAD
WITHDRAWAL 59-3142 35 26 2 154 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
EMPTY TANK 72-8997 35 56 1 153 BB AUTOMOBILE (1526) DRAGONHEAD
GUY 'N ANNE 18-10794 20 6 1 153 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
DROOL BABY 39-4243 52 96 1 152 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SNORING 72-10127 44 57 3 149 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 81 96 2 142 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (1505) DRAGONHEAD
OBLIGATORY 72-10137 46 50 0 142 BASH BROS SEX (1531) DRAGONHEAD
FORGOT IT 72-8910 33 48 1 140 BASH BROS JACKET (1525) DRAGONHEAD
THE RACIST 58-3855 21 25 1 139 IMPURE THOUGHTS (1583) DELARQ TOR
KNOCKED OVER 72-10147 45 26 2 136 BASH BROS TRASH (1532) DRAGONHEAD
DIRTY GROUT 54-3438 43 28 2 131 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
BOOKIE 18-8458 33 41 0 118 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
BAD SHOES 72-10882 45 22 0 112 BASH BROS WALKING (1538) DRAGONHEAD
NO BATTERIES 72-10121 65 73 0 111 BB FLASHLIGHT (1529) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PADISHAR CREEL 36-2208 16 10 1 95 BIG LAKE BASHERS (433) JHANS
OUT OF TP 54-3258 38 29 2 92 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BAD ADS 72-10723 39 35 0 89 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD
JO ANN KELLY 3-8456 28 32 0 82 THE BLUES 3 (1561) OSKSI
FALLEN TOWEL RACK 54-3319 45 93 0 66 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
SCARY DUDE 72-10528 39 36 2 65 BASH BROS BUS STOP (1485) DRAGONHEAD
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 86 324 2 56 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
BAD SERVICE 72-10967 38 31 0 56 BB ITALIAN FOOD (1539) DRAGONHEAD
TEENY TUCKER 42-5511 36 29 0 47 BETTER BLUES (1553) RODEKI
-FAKE SMILE 72-7352 16 13 0 9 BASH BROS PHOTO (1558) DRAGONHEAD
-WEATHER DELAY 72-12671 19 11 0 8 BB CONSTRUCTION (1560) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DECCIOUS devastated AERYN SUN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
THE RACIST was demolished by TURNED OFF in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
PADISHAR CREEL vanquished BAD SERVICE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DANTALLION savagely defeated BLACKBIRD in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bloody match.
RAISTLIN MAJERE viciously subdued JOB in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal fight.
BOOJUM devastated COUNSELOR OBVIOUS in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ARUGULA slimly won victory over EXTRA BEST THERMOS in a action packed 2 minute melee.
NIGHT STALKER lost to SENSATIONALIZED in a action packed 4 minute fight.
PRISCILLA lost to FERD THE TOWER in a popular 1 minute fight.
RACHAEL was savagely defeated by DIRK CHOLERA in a popular 3 minute gory melee.
MITA KURAI savagely defeated CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
RETCH slimly lost to CLOTHES ON FLOOR in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by CUP O'PIZZA in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory conflict.
ADABEMIS & BALMADOR viciously subdued GREEN BEAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
BRITISH CUISINE slimly won victory over NEED A FIX in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
SCHARV devastated NOT THE REAL THING in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
RECOVERY SETBACK beat LAUGHING BARMAID in a popular 2 minute bloody match.
HIGHER POWER bested LAUGHING BARMAID in a popular 2 minute contest.
EVERYTHING ZEN was overpowered by MINSTREL in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
NOSY NEIGHBOR handily defeated LAUGHING BARMAID in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KHEFRAS was bested by BAD MEDIA in a exciting 2 minute bout.
SHIFTED overpowered SHADOWMANE in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven fight.
MELTING FLOOD vanquished LOCAL CONSTABLE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
BORROWS MONEY was overpowered by SOLACIA in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
E COLI was overpowered by GAOL in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition.
NEEDLE BOY overpowered BUDDY MOSS in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
SNORING was demolished by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RIPPED overpowered BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ALEMBIC slimly won victory over WITHDRAWAL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
ROAD KILL was overpowered by LAUGHING BARMAID in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
KNOCKED OVER bested M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 4 minute bout.
OBLIGATORY overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GUY 'N ANNE handily defeated OLD SAILMAKER in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
EMPTY TANK viciously subdued LAUGHING BARMAID in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
FORGOT IT handily defeated BOOKIE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
TAX PENALTY was demolished by DESIREE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
DIRTY GROUT demolished CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven conflict.
DROOL BABY slimly won victory over OLD SAILMAKER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
NO BATTERIES handily defeated OLD SAILMAKER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
BAD SHOES demolished BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 2 minute gory uneven fight.
BAD ADS overpowered TEENY TUCKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
SCARY DUDE was savagely defeated by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 2 minute match.
FALLEN TOWEL RACK narrowly defeated 2 + 2 = 4 in a popular 5 minute gory battle.
OUT OF TP overcame JO ANN KELLY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 14 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 8 - 0 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 WALL OF STEEL 76 - 58 - 0 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 LUNGING ATTACK 47 - 38 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 8 AIMED BLOW 39 - 32 - 0 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 PARRY-STRIKE 21 - 18 - 0 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 42 - 38 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 BASHING ATTACK 60 - 83 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 33 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 37 - 0 26 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 956 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 3 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 9 - 5 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 4 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 7 - 4 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 5 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK DECCIOUS 6-7465 45 41 0 317 LANCIARII (1555)
PARRY-LUNGE ARUGULA 3-7180 182 99 3 285 VEGGIES (1227)
PARRY-RIPOSTE DANTALLION 4-2028 60 50 2 230 THE BLOODGUARD (348)
AIMED BLOW RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 91 41 6 224 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472)
WALL OF STEEL ADABEMIS & BALMAD 42-1671 84 165 0 222 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
TOTAL PARRY SCHARV 51-1209 145 146 0 218 SKAITHVARN (235)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK GAOL 5-5891 75 92 2 215 YOU DON'T SAY (1428)
PARRY-STRIKE EXTRA BEST THERMO 10-5444 49 21 1 210 THE JERKS (1451)
BASHING ATTACK RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017 90 150 2 200 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489)
The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129. The most popular warrior this turn was
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397. The ten other most popular fighters were DANTALLION 4-2028,
BLACKBIRD 82--8258, WITHDRAWAL 59-3142, FALLEN TOWEL RACK 54-3319, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190,
RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374, MITA KURAI 21-8414, ALEMBIC 4-1925, NIGHT STALKER 29-262,
and SENSATIONALIZED 72-7683.
The least popular fighter this week was JO ANN KELLY 3-8456. The other ten least
popular fighters were TEENY TUCKER 42-5511, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, SNORING 72-10127,
BUDDY MOSS 3-8624, BORROWS MONEY 72-8055, EVERYTHING ZEN 7-6959, COUNSELOR OBVIOUS
18-10133, JOB 18-6129, BAD SERVICE 72-10967, and NO BATTERIES 72-10121.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 1 3 0 SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 3 0 0
JHELUM(4) 3 0 0 LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 2 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 15 9 0
BONSUR(7) 0 3 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 2 0 RODEKI(42) 2 1 0 STORM POINT(86) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 6 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 182 99 3 285 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
DANTALLION 4-2028 60 50 2 230 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
GAOL 5-5891 75 92 2 215 YOU DON'T SAY (1428) KALTOS
DECCIOUS 6-7465 45 41 0 317 LANCIARII (1555) TRANSEL
KHEFRAS 7-1930 81 181 0 197 CASTAWAYS (199) BONSUR
EXTRA BEST THERMOS 10-5444 49 21 1 210 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
HOFFA 18-8478 127 359 1 210 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
MITA KURAI 21-8414 36 45 0 204 KANO CLAN (1436) SUNSET
NIGHT STALKER 29-262 133 135 3 206 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR
PADISHAR CREEL 36-2208 16 10 1 95 BIG LAKE BASHERS (433) JHANS
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 86 324 2 56 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
DROOL BABY 39-4243 52 96 1 152 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
ADABEMIS & BALMADO 42-1671 84 165 0 222 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
SCHARV 51-1209 145 146 0 218 SKAITHVARN (235) TRICORUS
DIRTY GROUT 54-3438 43 28 2 131 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
THE RACIST 58-3855 21 25 1 139 IMPURE THOUGHTS (1583) DELARQ TOR
HIGHER POWER 59-3119 101 69 1 208 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
BAD MEDIA 72-8127 55 46 0 212 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1522) DRAGONHEAD
BLACKBIRD 82--8258 49 150 0 201 TWISTED OAK (1421) DWES EG
BOOJUM 86-32218 46 14 0 296 STRANGER DANGERS (1575) STORM POINT
RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 91 41 6 224 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472) SHADOW GROVE