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Date   : 11/24/2025    Duedate: 12/06/2025

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 933

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DARQUE FORC 44/1243   23   17   0 57.5      SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 82/1139
    DARQUE FORCES 71/1244                     3 THE LOSERS 41/1241    42   46   0 47.7
    DARQUE FORCES V 71/1246                   4 THE SAND TR 63/1242   12   18   0 40.0
    DARQUE FORCES III 71/1245                 5 FARSCAPE 10/990       77  145   0 34.7
  2 DEAD WE SUC 32/1098 2463 2401  13 50.6    6 ORACLE 11/1214       170  338   4 33.5
    SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145                    BAD ATTIFOOD 63/1205

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Oh, my dears, gather close. Sidara is back in Andorak, and let me tell you, it was 
quiet this turn. I could practically hear my own magical wards humming. Not a death, 
not a challenge, not an avoid to tattle about for this spy report. It was quieter than 
a moonlit potion-brewing night. But still! A spy reporter worth their pay always finds 
something worth reporting.

Andorak simmered like a pot left on low heat. Warriors strutted in their typical 
bravado, but there were not many of them in the parade. It was all pomp and no 
circumstance. Did everyone agree to a ceasefire? Luckily, we did have some fights. The 
most important being the one to determine the King's Sentinel. Savory has been the 
King's Sentinel for so long, did we really need a match? These fights have become as 
predictable as a drunken dwarf in the gladiator pens. Savory is a reliable bet if 
there ever was one.

In other warrior news, In Gee Chun flew up in the rankings after besting Daskinor. A 
42-point leap! If I tried that without a magic spell, I'd pull a hamstring. And poor 
Daskinor? He fell 32 points. Painful, but we all have off days, my dear.

Now let's gander at our top styles for Andorak.  Sigh. There are 10 styles and only 15 
warriors fighting today. This should be quick.

Aimed Blow - No surprises here. Savory remains King's Sentinel and our top-rated Aimed 
Blow. There are only 2 others in the arena, but I do not see anyone posing a threat 
just yet.

Parry-Lunge - Hungry Hippo fought an arena stand-in, but at this level, those are not 
sure-fire wins. HH overcame Ghryshan to remain the best half of our Andorak Plungers.

Lunger - Bad Attifood's warrior, Jalapeno Business, was hot and vanquished Ka D'Argo 
in a quick, one-sided affair. JB's competition in the Lunger department is way down 
the ranks, so unless someone new activates, his title as top Lunger should be safe.

Striker - Darque Forces hold the top Striker slot with Gertrude. An old name on one 
that looks to be an old warrior from the closed Krill arena. Age is just a number when 
you are immortal, though.

Basher - Ka D'Argo could not stand the heat against Jalapeno Business. Despite the 
loss, Ka is still our highest-ranked Basher.

Wall of Steel - A massive jump in the rankings insured In Gee Chun held securely to 
the top Wall of Steel. The competitors are few, but that takes nothing away from the 
recognition.

Parry-Strike - Poor, poor Daskinor. Hmm, I feel a ballad coming one, but it will have 
to wait. I need a bigger audience to perform.

Slasher - Last and only due to the least amount of recognition points among the style 
masters, Amy Yang enjoys being the top Slasher. I guess I should mention Amy is also 
the only Slasher currently active in Andorak.

We do not have any active Parry-Riposte or Total Parry warriors, which I find odd. I 
thought those were all the rage just a few seasons ago. Oh well, we will wait for 
someone to come along and enjoy the accolades.

Look, my sweets, quiet rounds do not last forever. When warriors spend a turn not 
dying, not challenging, and not avoiding, I'm not sure what to think. Perhaps, you are 
saving your energy for something spectacular. Am I being too optimistic?

Regardless, my adice is to sharpen the blades and wits, polish the armor and shield, 
then hide anything flammable.  I'll see you in two weeks.

                                          Hugs and Curses,

                                          Sidara Brightbell

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SAVORY 32-4143              214 218  1  362  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUNGRY HIPPO 82-49609        99 133  0  235  SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473    62  55  1  203  BAD ATTIFOOD (1205)        AMEN-TEI
 JULIANNE 84-19630           123 191  1  193  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE
 PRINTING 11-8433             38  56  0  192  ORACLE (1214)              ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GERTRUDE 44-2582             25  16  0  177  DARQUE FORCES (1243)       KRILL
 KA D'ARGO 10-4270            53  69  1  170  FARSCAPE (990)             KOLACT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IN GEE CHUN 63-3749          26  24  1  148  THE SAND TRAP (1242)       AMEN-TEI
 DASKINOR 71-3390             35  23  3  131  DARQUE FORCES (1244)       KYR'TERR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAPUNZEL 71-3585             26  15  0   95  DARQUE FORCES V (1246)     KYR'TERR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NIBENAY 71-3380              26  22  1   74  DARQUE FORCES (1244)       KYR'TERR
 AMY YANG 63-3752             27  23  2   70  THE SAND TRAP (1242)       AMEN-TEI
 JIN YOUNG KO 63-3753         24  26  1   64  THE SAND TRAP (1242)       AMEN-TEI
 LET'S DANCE 41-5464          22  47  3   59  THE LOSERS (1241)          KATI-TEI
 ASHEGI OF VEGA 71-3459       17  14  0   36  DARQUE FORCES III (1245)   KYR'TERR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SAVORY bested PRINTING in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title fight.
HUNGRY HIPPO vanquished GHRYSHAN in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven battle.
JALAPENO BUSINESS vanquished KA D'ARGO in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
GERTRUDE was luckily beaten by JULIANNE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody match.
DASKINOR slimly lost to IN GEE CHUN in a 2 minute fight.
ASHEGI OF VEGA was devastated by LET'S DANCE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
NIBENAY overcame JIN YOUNG KO in a action packed 1 minute melee.
AMY YANG was vanquished by RAPUNZEL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        19 -  11 -  0      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   8 -  0      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  15 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  15 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  16 -  0      24  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 933 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SAVORY 32-4143            214 218  1  362 DEAD WE SUCK (1098)
PARRY-LUNGE      HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927     99 133  0  235 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)
LUNGING ATTACK   JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473  62  55  1  203 BAD ATTIFOOD (1205)
STRIKING ATTACK  GERTRUDE 44-2582           25  16  0  177 DARQUE FORCES (1243)
BASHING ATTACK   KA D'ARGO 10-4270          53  69  1  170 FARSCAPE (990)
WALL OF STEEL    IN GEE CHUN 63-3749        26  24  1  148 THE SAND TRAP (1242)
PARRY-STRIKE     DASKINOR 71-3390           35  23  3  131 DARQUE FORCES (1244)
SLASHING ATTACK  AMY YANG 63-3752           27  23  2   70 THE SAND TRAP (1242)

The overall popularity leader is JULIANNE 84-19630.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GERTRUDE 44-2582.  The ten other most popular fighters were JULIANNE 
84-19630, SAVORY 32-4143, HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927, PRINTING 11-8433, JALAPENO BUSINESS 
63-3473, DASKINOR 71-3390, IN GEE CHUN 63-3749, LET'S DANCE 41-5464, NIBENAY 71-3380, 
and RAPUNZEL 71-3585.

The least popular fighter this week was AMY YANG 63-3752.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JIN YOUNG KO 63-3753, ASHEGI OF VEGA 71-3459, KA D'ARGO 
10-4270, RAPUNZEL 71-3585, NIBENAY 71-3380, LET'S DANCE 41-5464, IN GEE CHUN 63-3749, 
DASKINOR 71-3390, JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473, and PRINTING 11-8433.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  KRILL(44)            0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KA D'ARGO 10-4270           53  69  1  170  FARSCAPE (990)             KOLACT
 PRINTING 11-8433            38  56  0  192  ORACLE (1214)              ARUAK CITY
 SAVORY 32-4143             214 218  1  362  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
 LET'S DANCE 41-5464         22  47  3   59  THE LOSERS (1241)          KATI-TEI
 GERTRUDE 44-2582            25  16  0  177  DARQUE FORCES (1243)       KRILL
 JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473   62  55  1  203  BAD ATTIFOOD (1205)        AMEN-TEI
 DASKINOR 71-3390            35  23  3  131  DARQUE FORCES (1244)       KYR'TERR
 HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927      99 133  0  235  SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139 DWES EG
 JULIANNE 84-19630          123 191  1  193  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE