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Date : 08/31/2026 Duedate: 09/12/2026
ANDORAK ARENA
DM 105 TURN 953
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 80S FANTASY 20/1251 76 29 0 72.4 BLACK KELTS 29/1256
THE SANCTUM 30/1252 WE BIG WOHPUM 3/1253
2 DEAD WE SUC 32/1098 2514 2410 13 51.1 BATTLE BLADES 30/1257
SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145 BOP BOP DUWOP 63/1268
SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 82/1139 SAGE SOLDIERS 14/1262
3 DARQUE AGES 52/1248 75 74 1 50.3 AQUARIAN TAROT 40/1258
DARQUE FORCES 44/1243 MY LITTLE TRIBE 6/1255
DARQUE FORCES 71/1244 RAINBOW COUNCIL 78/1267
DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/1247 5 THE SAND TR 63/1242 46 58 0 44.2
DARQUE FORCES V 71/1246 6 THE LOSERS 41/1241 46 62 0 42.6
DARQUE FORCES III 71/1245 7 ORACLE 11/1214 209 368 4 36.2
4 WEATHER 65/1259 55 67 0 45.1 BAD ATTIFOOD 63/1205
MUSCLE MEN 3/1260 DARQUE FARCES 60/1201
PUD POWER 43/1266 E IS FOR ELEPHANT 71/1197
BUDDHA BOYS 4/1254 8 FARSCAPE 10/990 86 153 0 36.0
VABOROUGHS 40/1265 THE MUPPETS 54/1234
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Andorak, my dears, Sidara Brightbell here, with another little bundle of bruises and
lessons learned the hard way. Twenty-nine fights filled the sands this turn, and
despite all the enthusiastic efforts at separating souls from bodies, everyone appears
to have survived. Savory remains firmly seated as the King's Sentinel after turning
aside Printing in a four-minute title fight. Printing made a respectable effort of it,
but Savory has now accumulated a rather astonishing 233 wins and 409 recognition
points. At this stage, I suspect the throne has molded itself to fit him.
There were some lovely scraps among the upper ranks. Tomas Thinador made short and
bloody work of Zula, while Rain Wave and Diving Hawk gave us seven full minutes of
entertainment before Rain Wave finally squeezed out the victory. Scooter deserves a
nod as well. He challenged upward to Owl's Feather and absolutely flattened him in two
minutes. That is precisely the sort of ambition I like to see, provided one remembers
that "ambition" and "poor judgment" are often cousins who borrow each other's clothes.
Leo also had himself a splendid turn, devastating Jalapeno Business in a single
minute, while Hungry Hippo did much the same to Tornado.
Pectoralis provided perhaps the most eye-catching upset of the day. In Gee Chun came
into their match with considerably more recognition, only to be overpowered in two
minutes. A forty-four-point challenge in all but name, and a reminder that the arena
cares very little about what the rankings say once the weapons come out. Elsewhere,
Jin Young Ko surprised Eternal Blossom with a quick victory, Wohp From Above handled
Ashegi of Vega, and Amy Yang gave Scwing a thoroughly unpleasant two minutes. No
fatalities, mind you. I know some of you consider that disappointing, but this lady
likes having familiar faces to fuss over next turn.
The styles had an interesting day, too. Lungers positively feasted, going 8-2, while
the lone total parry also won. Parry-strikers, on the other hand, went 0-4, which is
the sort of afternoon that makes a warrior quietly reconsider every decision that led
them to this profession. Rain Wave earned the crowd's favor as the most popular
warrior of the turn, while Zagrid landed at the opposite end of that particular
measuring stick. And for those keeping score among the teams, 80s Fantasy and its
allies remain atop the rankings at a very healthy 72.4 percent, comfortably ahead of
the rest of Andorak's gathered companies.
That will do for this turn, my dears. Sharpen what needs sharpening, mend what needs
mending, and try not to let one bad fight convince you that you've forgotten how to
hold a sword. One last bit of news before I go: an adventure will be starting soon,
and warriors willing to leave the familiar sands for something a little less
predictable are being sought. If you have a warrior who would like to volunteer, send
their information to [darquesorcery@gmail.com](mailto:darquesorcery@gmail.com). I
cannot promise treasure, glory, or even sensible traveling companions, but then, those
are usually the beginnings of the better stories.
Until next time,
Sidara Brightbell
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SAVORY 32-4143 233 219 1 409 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOMAS THINADOR 29-3131 53 39 1 234 BLACK KELTS (1256) LAPUR
HUNGRY HIPPO 82-49609 115 137 0 215 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)DWES EG
NO-DACHISAN 30-429 78 91 2 212 BATTLE BLADES (1257) IAYE
LEO 52-3869 52 35 0 212 DARQUE AGES (1248) FRATSFA
DARK HELMET 60-9328 56 73 1 211 DARQUE FARCES (1201) ARADI
RAIN WAVE 30-5905 55 40 0 211 THE SANCTUM (1252) IAYE
SCOOTER 54-118 42 34 1 211 THE MUPPETS (1234) TROCAR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JULIANNE 84-19630 139 195 1 210 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE
LUMEN BUG 30-5885 36 61 0 210 THE SANCTUM (1252) IAYE
BASCOMB BRENDEU 29-3219 28 19 0 210 BLACK KELTS (1256) LAPUR
PRINTING 11-8433 49 65 0 200 ORACLE (1214) ARUAK CITY
NIBENAY 71-3380 40 28 1 200 DARQUE FORCES (1244) KYR'TERR
THE FOOL 40-2332 39 29 0 197 AQUARIAN TAROT (1258) ZENSU
DIVING HAWK 3-2665 65 97 0 196 WE BIG WOHPUM (1253) OSKSI
TUSK 71-7408 42 69 2 196 E IS FOR ELEPHANT (1197) KYR'TERR
ZULA 20-750 58 61 2 194 80S FANTASY (1251) SEAM
OWL'S FEATHER 3-925 46 90 0 192 WE BIG WOHPUM (1253) OSKSI
JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473 73 64 1 190 BAD ATTIFOOD (1205) AMEN-TEI
TORNADO 65-1232 55 59 2 190 WEATHER (1259) DAL SHANG
FLAIL 30-2061 71 79 1 189 BATTLE BLADES (1257) IAYE
KA D'ARGO 10-4270 59 83 1 186 FARSCAPE (990) KOLACT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LE' MACHINE 4-3373 40 51 3 180 BUDDHA BOYS (1254) JHELUM
STERLING 40-2280 32 26 2 180 VABOROUGHS (1265) ZENSU
DASKINOR 71-3390 44 34 3 178 DARQUE FORCES (1244) KYR'TERR
GERTRUDE 44-2582 33 28 1 176 DARQUE FORCES (1243) KRILL
GERBIL MASTER 4-3247 53 61 1 174 BUDDHA BOYS (1254) JHELUM
MOURNING DEW 6-4003 27 23 2 174 MY LITTLE TRIBE (1255) TRANSEL
RAPUNZEL 71-3585 36 25 0 170 DARQUE FORCES V (1246) KYR'TERR
PECTORALIS 3-6941 24 22 1 164 MUSCLE MEN (1260) OSKSI
THE EMPEROR 40-1994 25 27 0 163 AQUARIAN TAROT (1258) ZENSU
JIN YOUNG KO 63-3753 36 34 1 156 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
WANDERER 4 29-5465 21 27 0 156 BLACK KELTS (1256) LAPUR
ADORZUS 78-3734 26 25 2 152 RAINBOW COUNCIL (1267) LIN TIRIAN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WOHP FROM ABOVE 3-4128 30 26 1 150 WE BIG WOHPUM (1253) OSKSI
IN GEE CHUN 63-3749 34 36 1 143 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
SCRAGG TAGG 43-2937 21 21 0 134 PUD POWER (1266) VEASTIAN
ETERNAL BLOSSOM 20-1158 26 23 0 133 DARQUE KNIGHTS (1247) SEAM
ASHEGI OF VEGA 71-3459 25 26 0 128 DARQUE FORCES III (1245) KYR'TERR
DAKIA WILDROSE 20-1159 29 41 0 123 DARQUE KNIGHTS (1247) SEAM
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUMMER RAIN 65-1234 18 26 0 121 WEATHER (1259) DAL SHANG
COMMANDER POWLE 14-4593 20 17 0 112 SAGE SOLDIERS (1262) TOBIR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VIRGIN BLONDE 29-2142 41 50 0 98 BLACK KELTS (1256) LAPUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZAGRID 29-6858 21 9 1 87 BLACK KELTS (1256) LAPUR
WOHP YOUR TOE! 3-4169 27 21 0 85 WE BIG WOHPUM (1253) OSKSI
AMY YANG 63-3752 34 36 2 79 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
FEINTAMOUR 78-3736 18 18 0 68 RAINBOW COUNCIL (1267) LIN TIRIAN
LYDIA KO 63-3798 34 18 0 65 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
SCWING 63-1307 17 17 0 65 BOP BOP DUWOP (1268) AMEN-TEI
LET'S DANCE 41-5464 26 63 3 43 THE LOSERS (1241) KATI-TEI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SCOOTER devastated OWL'S FEATHER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
KA D'ARGO was viciously subdued by THE FOOL in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
SAVORY defeated PRINTING in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Title duel.
TOMAS THINADOR devastated ZULA in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
DIVING HAWK slimly lost to RAIN WAVE in a popular 7 minute bloody duel.
BASCOMB BRENDEU overpowered DASKINOR in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched brawl.
JULIANNE slimly won victory over LE' MACHINE in a action packed 3 minute duel.
NO-DACHISAN overpowered GERTRUDE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
FLAIL was overpowered by LUMEN BUG in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
HUNGRY HIPPO overpowered TORNADO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
STERLING was handily defeated by JIMI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
LEO devastated JALAPENO BUSINESS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched bout.
TUSK vanquished GERBIL MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DARK HELMET won victory over WHISPER WALK in a exciting 2 minute fray.
NIBENAY devastated WANDERER 4 in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
IN GEE CHUN was overpowered by PECTORALIS in a exciting 2 minute one-sided bout.
RAPUNZEL overpowered SUMMER RAIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE EMPEROR bested LAWRENCE THE SOT in a popular 2 minute bout.
MOURNING DEW viciously subdued DAKIA WILDROSE in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
ETERNAL BLOSSOM was vanquished by JIN YOUNG KO in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
SCRAGG TAGG demolished TARIN SHARPEYES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
COMMANDER POWLE savagely defeated TARIN SHARPEYES in a action packed 1 minute fight.
WOHP FROM ABOVE overpowered ASHEGI OF VEGA in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
ADORZUS handily defeated TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ZAGRID was overpowered by TAEL KAL in a 1 minute uneven competition.
VIRGIN BLONDE overpowered LET'S DANCE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SCWING was viciously subdued by AMY YANG in a popular 2 minute brutal fray.
WOHP YOUR TOE! savagely defeated LYDIA KO in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
FEINTAMOUR was overpowered by TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 11 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 - 0 80 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 AIMED BLOW 43 - 26 - 0 62 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 34 - 29 - 0 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 14 - 1 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 26 - 0 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 13 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 14 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 26 - 0 43 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 21 - 0 22 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 953 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 5 5 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 4 1 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 6 - 5 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW SAVORY 32-4143 233 219 1 409 DEAD WE SUCK (1098)
LUNGING ATTACK TOMAS THINADOR 29-3131 53 39 1 234 BLACK KELTS (1256)
PARRY-LUNGE HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927 115 137 0 215 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)
SLASHING ATTACK NO-DACHISAN 30-429 78 91 2 212 BATTLE BLADES (1257)
WALL OF STEEL DARK HELMET 60-9328 56 73 1 211 DARQUE FARCES (1201)
STRIKING ATTACK TORNADO 65-1232 55 59 2 190 WEATHER (1259)
BASHING ATTACK KA D'ARGO 10-4270 59 83 1 186 FARSCAPE (990)
PARRY-STRIKE DASKINOR 71-3390 44 34 3 178 DARQUE FORCES (1244)
TOTAL PARRY VIRGIN BLONDE 29-2142 41 50 0 98 BLACK KELTS (1256)
The overall popularity leader is SAVORY 32-4143. The most popular warrior this turn
was RAIN WAVE 30-5905. The ten other most popular fighters were DIVING HAWK 3-2665,
JULIANNE 84-19630, WOHP YOUR TOE! 3-4169, WHISPER WALK 6-4001, MOURNING DEW 6-4003,
SAVORY 32-4143, TOMAS THINADOR 29-3131, THE EMPEROR 40-1994, THE FOOL 40-2332, and
WOHP FROM ABOVE 3-4128.
The least popular fighter this week was ZAGRID 29-6858. The other ten least popular
fighters were WANDERER 4 29-5465, GERBIL MASTER 4-3247, JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473,
FLAIL 30-2061, FEINTAMOUR 78-3736, LET'S DANCE 41-5464, ETERNAL BLOSSOM 20-1158,
SUMMER RAIN 65-1234, STERLING 40-2280, and TORNADO 65-1232.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 3 2 0 IAYE(30) 3 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 0 2 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 2 4 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 1 0 ZENSU(40) 2 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 2 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 3 2 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 1 0
TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 KRILL(44) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 3 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 0 0
LAPUR(29) 3 2 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIVING HAWK 3-2665 65 97 0 196 WE BIG WOHPUM (1253) OSKSI
LE' MACHINE 4-3373 40 51 3 180 BUDDHA BOYS (1254) JHELUM
MOURNING DEW 6-4003 27 23 2 174 MY LITTLE TRIBE (1255) TRANSEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KA D'ARGO 10-4270 59 83 1 186 FARSCAPE (990) KOLACT
PRINTING 11-8433 49 65 0 200 ORACLE (1214) ARUAK CITY
COMMANDER POWLE 14-4593 20 17 0 112 SAGE SOLDIERS (1262) TOBIR
ZULA 20-750 58 61 2 194 80S FANTASY (1251) SEAM
TOMAS THINADOR 29-3131 53 39 1 234 BLACK KELTS (1256) LAPUR
NO-DACHISAN 30-429 78 91 2 212 BATTLE BLADES (1257) IAYE
SAVORY 32-4143 233 219 1 409 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
THE FOOL 40-2332 39 29 0 197 AQUARIAN TAROT (1258) ZENSU
LET'S DANCE 41-5464 26 63 3 43 THE LOSERS (1241) KATI-TEI
SCRAGG TAGG 43-2937 21 21 0 134 PUD POWER (1266) VEASTIAN
GERTRUDE 44-2582 33 28 1 176 DARQUE FORCES (1243) KRILL
LEO 52-3869 52 35 0 212 DARQUE AGES (1248) FRATSFA
SCOOTER 54-118 42 34 1 211 THE MUPPETS (1234) TROCAR
DARK HELMET 60-9328 56 73 1 211 DARQUE FARCES (1201) ARADI
JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473 73 64 1 190 BAD ATTIFOOD (1205) AMEN-TEI
TORNADO 65-1232 55 59 2 190 WEATHER (1259) DAL SHANG
NIBENAY 71-3380 40 28 1 200 DARQUE FORCES (1244) KYR'TERR
ADORZUS 78-3734 26 25 2 152 RAINBOW COUNCIL (1267) LIN TIRIAN
HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927 115 137 0 215 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139 DWES EG
JULIANNE 84-19630 139 195 1 210 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE