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Date : 03/02/2026 Duedate: 03/14/2026
ANDORAK ARENA
DM 105 TURN 940
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DARQUE FORC 44/1243 49 26 0 65.3 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 82/1139
DARQUE FORCES 71/1244 3 THE LOSERS 41/1241 45 50 0 47.4
DARQUE FORCES V 71/1246 4 THE SAND TR 63/1242 18 34 0 34.6
DARQUE FORCES III 71/1245 BAD ATTIFOOD 63/1205
2 DEAD WE SUC 32/1098 2478 2407 13 50.7 DARQUE FARCES 60/1201
SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Andorak barely stirred this turn. There were no challenges, no avoids, no personal
ads, and hardly anyone in the stands. Just ten fights, neatly laid out like bones on a
practice yard. With so little noise, I got to get up close and personal, my darlings,
and really focus on every fight. The arena stand-ins showed up in force to be knocked
around, but the story belongs to the teams that still care about Andorak.
Savory (Dead We Suck) once again shows Alastari that the throne of Andorak is
defended, not rented. With a record hovering near perfect symmetry, he remains one of
Andorak's most stubborn constants. Dark Helmet (Darque Farces) may own the Wall of
Steel crown, but style mastery means little when the King's Sentinel refuses to yield
any ground.
Julianne (Supe Forces 2A02) draws in the crowds, but she bleeds when it matters.
Jalapeno Business (Bad Attifood) carved out a brutal five-minute statement, reminding
everyone that popularity will not stop a blade. Bad Attifood thrives on these moments
of punishing reputation instead of padding records. So what did we learn? Julianne is
popular. Jalapeno is dangerous. Only one of those wins fights.
Printing (Oracle) continues its long, respectable grind, but Hungry Hippo's sheer
persistence won the day. Hippo is not elegant, based on reports, nor dominant in the
eye test, but he is relentless in his presence, and Manager is happy to let him beat
opponents into exhaustion.
Gertrude (Darque Forces) did exactly what a Striker is supposed to do, which is end
the discussion quickly and violently. In Gee Chun (The Sand Trap) never found footing,
and Darque Forces walk away with a win.
Daskinor (Darque Forces), Rapunzel (Darque Forces V), and Jin Yong Ko faced arena
stand-ins. Unlike an upcoming gladiator, they understood the assignment. When Fate
gives you a gift, you seize it violently for the win.
Ashegi of Vega (Darque Forces III) bears the burden of notoriety this turn. He lost to
a stand-in, and more embarrassing, he lost to a stand-in named Butterhead. Yes, he
lost the fight and nearly died of shame as he was helped from the arena.
Nibenay (Darque Forces) dominated Lydia Ko (The Sand Trap) in a lopsided affair. The
Sand Trap continues to rotate promising names into harsh lessons.
Finally, Let's Dance (The Losers) was handled convincingly by Amy Yang (The Sand
Trap). It took Amy under two minutes, continuing her quiet rise while The Losers
remained trapped in familiar misery.
I must bring this to a close, my dears. Darque continues to raise banners across
Andorak, while Manager retains his comfortable seat atop the arena. No roars this
turn, just a quiet muttering. When an arena speaks softly, the smart managers listen
closely. Until next time, my sweets.
-- Sidara Brightbell
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SAVORY 32-4143 220 219 1 233 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNGRY HIPPO 82-49609 104 135 0 207 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)DWES EG
JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473 66 58 1 206 BAD ATTIFOOD (1205) AMEN-TEI
JULIANNE 84-19630 127 194 1 197 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE
PRINTING 11-8433 40 61 0 191 ORACLE (1214) ARUAK CITY
DARK HELMET 60-9328 46 70 1 182 DARQUE FARCES (1201) ARADI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GERTRUDE 44-2582 28 20 0 180 DARQUE FORCES (1243) KRILL
DASKINOR 71-3390 38 27 3 171 DARQUE FORCES (1244) KYR'TERR
RAPUNZEL 71-3585 33 15 0 154 DARQUE FORCES V (1246) KYR'TERR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IN GEE CHUN 63-3749 28 29 1 139 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
ASHEGI OF VEGA 71-3459 23 15 0 135 DARQUE FORCES III (1245) KYR'TERR
NIBENAY 71-3380 33 22 1 120 DARQUE FORCES (1244) KYR'TERR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LYDIA KO 63-3798 27 12 0 87 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
JIN YOUNG KO 63-3753 27 30 1 84 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
AMY YANG 63-3752 28 29 2 62 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
LET'S DANCE 41-5464 25 51 3 41 THE LOSERS (1241) KATI-TEI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SAVORY bested DARK HELMET in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome Title fight.
JULIANNE was savagely defeated by JALAPENO BUSINESS in a exciting 5 minute gory melee.
PRINTING lost to HUNGRY HIPPO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
GERTRUDE savagely defeated IN GEE CHUN in a exciting 2 minute bloody fight.
DASKINOR devastated TYLARRA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RAPUNZEL devastated AYLIA in a 2 minute mismatched match.
ASHEGI OF VEGA was handily defeated by BUTTERHEAD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NIBENAY vanquished LYDIA KO in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven duel.
LET'S DANCE was vanquished by AMY YANG in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JIN YOUNG KO overpowered OHRLAM in a 1 minute uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 9 - 0 61 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 17 - 13 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 940 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW SAVORY 32-4143 220 219 1 233 DEAD WE SUCK (1098)
PARRY-LUNGE HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927 104 135 0 207 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)
LUNGING ATTACK JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473 66 58 1 206 BAD ATTIFOOD (1205)
WALL OF STEEL DARK HELMET 60-9328 46 70 1 182 DARQUE FARCES (1201)
STRIKING ATTACK GERTRUDE 44-2582 28 20 0 180 DARQUE FORCES (1243)
PARRY-STRIKE DASKINOR 71-3390 38 27 3 171 DARQUE FORCES (1244)
SLASHING ATTACK AMY YANG 63-3752 28 29 2 62 THE SAND TRAP (1242)
BASHING ATTACK LET'S DANCE 41-5464 25 51 3 41 THE LOSERS (1241)
The overall popularity leader is JULIANNE 84-19630. The most popular warrior this
turn was JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473. The ten other most popular fighters were
JULIANNE 84-19630, GERTRUDE 44-2582, SAVORY 32-4143, PRINTING 11-8433, HUNGRY HIPPO
82--15927, NIBENAY 71-3380, RAPUNZEL 71-3585, DASKINOR 71-3390, JIN YOUNG KO 63-3753,
and DARK HELMET 60-9328.
The least popular fighter this week was LET'S DANCE 41-5464. The other ten least
popular fighters were ASHEGI OF VEGA 71-3459, AMY YANG 63-3752, LYDIA KO 63-3798, IN
GEE CHUN 63-3749, DARK HELMET 60-9328, JIN YOUNG KO 63-3753, DASKINOR 71-3390,
RAPUNZEL 71-3585, NIBENAY 71-3380, and HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 KRILL(44) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 3 1 0
ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 3 2 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRINTING 11-8433 40 61 0 191 ORACLE (1214) ARUAK CITY
SAVORY 32-4143 220 219 1 233 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
LET'S DANCE 41-5464 25 51 3 41 THE LOSERS (1241) KATI-TEI
GERTRUDE 44-2582 28 20 0 180 DARQUE FORCES (1243) KRILL
DARK HELMET 60-9328 46 70 1 182 DARQUE FARCES (1201) ARADI
JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473 66 58 1 206 BAD ATTIFOOD (1205) AMEN-TEI
DASKINOR 71-3390 38 27 3 171 DARQUE FORCES (1244) KYR'TERR
HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927 104 135 0 207 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139 DWES EG
JULIANNE 84-19630 127 194 1 197 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
HAWKEYE (3-6680) M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
GIRLFRIED GIRLFRIEND (84-25543) 102811E (4536)
RAYMOND ZUSSMAN (84-3696) MEDAL OF HONOR J5 (719)
SFC12 (84-23960) MEDAL OF HONOR 113 (4249)
DIRE LAPDOG (85-16884) THIRSTY THUGS 1656 (3094)
IVY MANIAC (85-20516) SBLI 32 (3757)
TEDDY (86-28500) RANDOMNESS 41 (5234)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes