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Date   : 01/16/2017    Duedate: 01/28/2017

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 702

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 THE SEUSS H 24/1157    4    1   0 80.0      WRATHMEN! 41/1159
  2 DEAD WE SUC 32/1098 1130  814   7 58.1      WRATHMEN XIV 71/1074
    SUPERIOR FORCES 8/1088                      GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1081
    SUPERIOR FORCES 40/538                    4 WARCKERS 26/587     1237 1137  15 52.1
    SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145                    DEMON LORE 4/1012
    SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y 33/1099                  MONEY PIT 24/1040
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/1097                  WAR-C-KERS 11/1007
    SUPERIOR FORCES 60 60/1080                  MONSTER CHILD 63/996
    SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/1029                  BOOK OF THOMAS 15/1151
    SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 71/1110                  SECOND CHANCES 71/1026
    SUPERIOR FORCES 22T 12/1091               5 SCORPIONS 11/1156      0   17   0  0.0
  3 WRATHMEN 30/661      532  439   4 54.8      THE ELITE 60/1158
    WRATHMEN 41/737                             EMPYREAN COUNCIL 25/1154
    WRATHMEN 63/1079

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
ANDORAK brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see SUPERIOR SNOTLING win a fight and gain 31 points, terribly.  Tsk, 
tsk, SUPERIOR SNOTLING beat ROSIE THE RIVETER and ROSIE THE RIVETER lost 29 points.  
You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as ALBINO 
RAINBOW takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  
The Crimson Eagle, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get 
this stuff?  From ANDORAK's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if 
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before 
I leave the fine city of ANDORAK.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one in your 
scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238       67  41  2  267  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133        53  36  0  235  SECOND CHANCES (1026)      KYR'TERR
 POSITIVE 26-3633            159 109  0  219  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114          53  61  1  214  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 BEAULIEU 41-3057             57  44  0  211  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BARBARIAN 12-4783            80  78  0  210  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
 WELL DON 16-6079             48  54  1  206  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)   WILLAF
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      192 120  1  205  THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157)     ZORPUNT
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461      62  54  0  200  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
 NAKED TRUTH 15-5162          50  40  2  199  BOOK OF THOMAS (1151)      MALCORN
 COLYN SHEA 30-5368           26   9  2  198  WRATHMEN (661)             IAYE
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             64  45  1  196  WRATHMEN XIV (1074)        KYR'TERR
 K. CARSON 8-3609             30  22  0  194  SUPERIOR FORCES (1088)     ARKERS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     111 255  1  192  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097)  LAPUR
 EVENING STAR 60-8819         37  50  0  192  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689         60  51  0  188  DEMON LORE (1012)          JHELUM
 G.I.I.L. 12-5155             39  57  0  188  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
 SAVORY 32-4143               91 110  1  185  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
 OHMYGOD 63-2147              61  34  1  185  WRATHMEN (1079)            AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LLUPERIOR 33-6529            76  93  1  180  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 INNY MEANIE 24-4656          30  23  0  162  MONEY PIT (1040)           ZORPUNT
 JULIANNE 84-19630            33  50  0  151  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIF 71-3925                  24  18  0  146  SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110)  KYR'TERR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KEELAN 41-4667               18   1  0   65  WRATHMEN! (1159)           KATI-TEI
-SMOKING MINA 25-5864         14  23  3   55  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1154)    LYRATILAN
 SUPERIOR SNOTLING 18-10095    5   0  0   43  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029)  TALCAMA
 ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 60-9038  19  35  1   39  THE ELITE (1158)           ARADI
 DOMINO 25-5865               21  19  1   33  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1154)    LYRATILAN
 ROSIE THE RIVETER 11-7942    17  30  2   23  SCORPIONS (1156)           ARUAK CITY

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CAT IN THE HAT was viciously subdued by ALBINO RAINBOW in a 3 minute Title fight.
K. CARSON was demolished by SHAVED MONKEY in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
BARBARIAN was viciously subdued by POSITIVE in a crowd pleasing 11 minute gory brawl.
ERICKA BEARICKA was defeated by BEAULIEU in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
COLYN SHEA bested EVENING STAR in a 2 minute duel.
SAVORY was overpowered by WELL DON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BELA LUGOSI devastated DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
OHMYGOD was vanquished by MEYK in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
B'ZIADUL slimly won victory over G.I.I.L. in a 2 minute duel.
NAKED TRUTH savagely defeated LLUPERIOR in a exciting 4 minute gruesome fight.
INNY MEANIE was overpowered by FURTIVE RETURNS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SIF viciously subdued BUTTERHEAD in a crowd pleasing 9 minute brutal conflict.
JULIANNE demolished TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SUPERIOR SNOTLING handily defeated ROSIE THE RIVETER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DOMINO was overpowered by SHINORR in a 2 minute gruesome uneven struggle.
ATHROGATE IRONFORGE was overpowered by KEELAN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      14         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        69 -  58 -  1      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  29 -  0      36  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   9 -  0      25  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 702 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         7  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         7 -  7     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238     67  41  2  267 WAR-C-KERS (1007)
TOTAL PARRY      POSITIVE 26-3633          159 109  0  219 WARCKERS (587)
WALL OF STEEL    BEAULIEU 41-3057           57  44  0  211 WRATHMEN (737)
PARRY-STRIKE     WELL DON 16-6079           48  54  1  206 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)
STRIKING ATTACK  CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103    192 120  1  205 THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157)
LUNGING ATTACK   B'ZIADUL 71-3311           64  45  1  196 WRATHMEN XIV (1074)
PARRY-LUNGE      SIF 71-3925                24  18  0  146 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    KEELAN 41-4667             18   1  0   65 WRATHMEN! (1159)

The overall popularity leader is FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was BARBARIAN 12-4783.  The ten other most popular fighters were POSITIVE 
26-3633, SIF 71-3925, NAKED TRUTH 15-5162, ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238, CAT IN THE HAT 
24-3103, ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461, G.I.I.L. 12-5155, EVENING STAR 60-8819, KEELAN 
41-4667, and SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133.

The least popular fighter this week was ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 60-9038.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were ROSIE THE RIVETER 11-7942, INNY MEANIE 24-4656, OHMYGOD 
63-2147, DARK CHAMPION 4-5689, SAVORY 32-4143, DOMINO 25-5865, JULIANNE 84-19630, 
WELL DON 16-6079, K. CARSON 8-3609, and SUPERIOR SNOTLING 18-10095.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  2 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  ARADI(60)            0  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  2 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         3  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        60  51  0  188  DEMON LORE (1012)          JHELUM
 K. CARSON 8-3609            30  22  0  194  SUPERIOR FORCES (1088)     ARKERS
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      67  41  2  267  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
 BARBARIAN 12-4783           80  78  0  210  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
 NAKED TRUTH 15-5162         50  40  2  199  BOOK OF THOMAS (1151)      MALCORN

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WELL DON 16-6079            48  54  1  206  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)   WILLAF
 SUPERIOR SNOTLING 18-10095   5   0  0   43  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029)  TALCAMA
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103     192 120  1  205  THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157)     ZORPUNT
 DOMINO 25-5865              21  19  1   33  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1154)    LYRATILAN
 POSITIVE 26-3633           159 109  0  219  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186    111 255  1  192  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097)  LAPUR
 COLYN SHEA 30-5368          26   9  2  198  WRATHMEN (661)             IAYE
 SAVORY 32-4143              91 110  1  185  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
 LLUPERIOR 33-6529           76  93  1  180  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114         53  61  1  214  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 BEAULIEU 41-3057            57  44  0  211  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI
 EVENING STAR 60-8819        37  50  0  192  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     62  54  0  200  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       53  36  0  235  SECOND CHANCES (1026)      KYR'TERR
 JULIANNE 84-19630           33  50  0  151  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE