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Date   : 12/08/2014    Duedate: 12/20/2014

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 650

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SUPERIOR FA 82/1033  980  607   6 61.8    3 WHY KNOT 63/1066     530  825  13 39.1
    SUPERIOR FORCES 60 60/1080                  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
  2 WRATHMEN 57/705      344  292   2 54.1    4 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  905 1549  13 36.9
    WRATHMEN 63/1079                          5-KISS ME 22/1078      132  237   3 35.8

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     You want personal comments and astute observations?  Not going to happen today.
Despite editorial censorship, I will tell you that we here have fallen victim to the
Inexhaustible Fountain of Nasal Fluids, also known (to the plebian) as a roaring head
cold.  I would, in fact, have sent you this newsletter with nothing but the golem,
but... eh.  The Split has Splat, and I felt it called for some minimal observance.
You will notice some absent faces.

     "Hail, ANDORAK!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for
your deeds.  And let's see, CLEMMIE fought KENWYD and gained 20 points and
contributed to GOLDEN CANYON's 5-0-0.  KENWYD has lost to CLEMMIE, falling 17 points,
while helping make WRATHMEN a 0-1-0 turn.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster
have failed, and GOLDERIE remains ANDORAK's top warrior for another turn.  Tell me,
is nothing sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Crimson Eagle
uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!
     "The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.
     "A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to
be true.  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.
You know who you are; and it's considered rude.
     "Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords
sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe"

We had five fights, no challenges, no avoids, and one standby.  Pathetic.

     LORIS KEY (26-4706) (78-136-2,180) of GOLDEN CANYON fought EVENING STAR (60-
8819) (24-10-0,180) of SUPERIOR FORCES 60.  LORIS KEY devastated EVENING STAR in a 1
minute one-sided duel.
     CLEMMIE (26-4630) (63-167-1,166) of GOLDEN CANYON fought KENWYD (57-3870) (65-
60-2,180) of WRATHMEN.  CLEMMIE overpowered KENWYD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
     KETTELMAN (26-4749) (68-110-1,193) of GOLDEN CANYON fought TESSHIAN (105-22) (0-
0-0,181) of The Old Reliables.  KETTELMAN overpowered TESSHIAN in a crowd pleasing 1
minute gory mismatched duel.
     SARINA (26-4220) (110-114-3,191) of GOLDEN CANYON fought GORDIAN (63-2104) (99-
87-0,184) of WHY KNOT.  SARINA won victory over GORDIAN in an action packed 2 minute
brutal battle.

     GOLDERIE (26-4657) (93-126-2,211) of GOLDEN CANYON fought OHMYGOD (63-2147) (34-
12-1,190) of WRATHMEN.  GOLDERIE devastated OHMYGOD in a 1 minute mismatched Title
fight.

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             94 126  2  229  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SARINA 26-4220              111 114  3  201  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            69 110  1  201  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            79 136  2  197  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              64 167  1  186  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 GORDIAN 63-2104              99  88     184  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVENING STAR 60-8819         24  11     170  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI
 KENWYD 57-3870               65  61  2  163  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Coyote -- Change your train! -- Works 4 Evil Empire

     I doubt Coyote's manager even glances at the newsletter.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GOLDERIE devastated OHMYGOD in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SARINA won victory over GORDIAN in a action packed 2 minute brutal battle.
KETTELMAN overpowered TESSHIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
CLEMMIE overpowered KENWYD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LORIS KEY devastated EVENING STAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -   5 -  0      74  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 650 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      GOLDERIE 26-4657           94 126  2  229 GOLDEN CANYON (741)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220            111 114  3  201 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
STRIKING ATTACK  KETTELMAN 26-4749          69 110  1  201 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
AIMED BLOW       LORIS KEY 26-4706          79 136  2  197 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            64 167  1  186 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
LUNGING ATTACK   GORDIAN 63-2104            99  88  0  184 WHY KNOT (1066)
WALL OF STEEL    KENWYD 57-3870             65  61  2  163 WRATHMEN (705)

The overall popularity leader is GORDIAN 63-2104.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GORDIAN 63-2104.  The ten other most popular fighters were SARINA 26-4220, 
KETTELMAN 26-4749, GOLDERIE 26-4657, CLEMMIE 26-4630, LORIS KEY 26-4706, EVENING STAR 
60-8819, OHMYGOD 63-2147, KENWYD 57-3870,  0-0, and  0-0.

The least popular fighter this week was KENWYD 57-3870.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were OHMYGOD 63-2147, EVENING STAR 60-8819, LORIS KEY 26-4706, CLEMMIE 
26-4630, GOLDERIE 26-4657, KETTELMAN 26-4749, SARINA 26-4220, GORDIAN 63-2104,  0-0, 
and  0-0.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
CALEAM(26)           5  0 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  2 0  
ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOLDERIE 26-4657            94 126  2  229  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KENWYD 57-3870              65  61  2  163  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 EVENING STAR 60-8819        24  11  0  170  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             99  88  0  184  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!