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Date : 11/09/2026 Duedate: 11/21/2026
ANDORAK ARENA
DM 105 TURN 958
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 80S FANTASY 20/1251 86 38 0 69.4 PUD POWER 43/1266
THE SANCTUM 30/1252 BUDDHA BOYS 4/1254
TEMERE NOMEN 60/1269 BLACK KELTS 29/1256
2 DARQUE AGES 52/1248 98 91 1 51.9 WE BIG WOHPUM 3/1253
DARQUE FORCES 44/1243 SAGE SOLDIERS 14/1262
DARQUE FORCES 71/1244 AQUARIAN TAROT 40/1258
DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/1247 MY LITTLE TRIBE 6/1255
DARQUE FORCES V 71/1246 RAINBOW COUNCIL 78/1267
DARQUE FORCES III 71/1245 6 ORACLE 11/1214 219 378 4 36.7
3 DEAD WE SUC 32/1098 2527 2412 13 51.2 BAD ATTIFOOD 63/1205
SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145 DARQUE FARCES 60/1201
SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 82/1139 E IS FOR ELEPHANT 71/1197
5 WEATHER 65/1259 85 117 0 42.1 7 FARSCAPE 10/990 89 157 0 36.2
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello again, my precious lovelies! Do come closer. I've put the kettle on, and I
promise the tea is considerably gentler than what our warriors have been serving one
another in Andorak. Nineteen bouts graced the sands this turn, and between the
bloodshed, bruised pride, and one rather astonishing upset, we've plenty to discuss!
Jalapeno Business of Bad Attifood became our King's Sentinel after a vicious three-
minute title fight against Julianne of Supe Forces 2A02. The dear fellow certainly
knows how to make an impression! Julianne entered with a considerable points
advantage, but Jalapeno sent her packing with a loss and a few fresh reminders that
crowns aren't surrendered merely because someone asks nicely. At 77-65-1 and 222
points, our reigning king has earned his throne. Whether he can keep it with Hungry
Hippo, Savory, and Rain Wave lurking above him in the rankings is another matter
entirely. Mind the hungry ones, my dears. They rarely announce themselves before
dinner.
Oh, my stars and moonbeams! Samwise Gamgee of 80s Fantasy delivered the surprise of
the turn, savagely defeating Virgin Blonde of Black Kelts in a thrilling five-minute
contest! Samwise entered with just 49 points against Virgin Blonde's 100, yet emerged
victorious with a magnificent 34-point gain. Virgin Blonde surrendered 27 points in
the process. That's quite a tumble, my sweets, and I suspect someone will be finding
sand in uncomfortable places for days. Rain Wave of The Sanctum continued making a
splash, savagely defeating Flail in a three-minute, rather gory affair. Hungry Hippo
dispatched Diving Hawk, while Savory bested Printing in a popular contest. All three
remain firmly among Andorak's highest-ranked challengers.
Warriors from Kyr'terr enjoyed an especially fine outing, posting four victories and
one defeat. Someone should send the city a congratulatory basket. Perhaps something
without sharp edges. As for fighting styles, the Parry-Lungers enjoyed a perfect three
victories, while Lungers won six of nine. The Strikers and Bashers, alas, failed to
claim a single victory. Chin up, dears! There is always another turn and, one hopes, a
more cooperative opponent.
No deaths were recorded in this turn's fighting, and isn't that lovely? Nineteen
matches and everyone survived to complain about their injuries. A healer could
scarcely ask for better. Jalapeno Business may wear the crown today, but Andorak has a
delightful habit of rearranging its royal furniture when nobody expects it. Until next
time, my darling warriors, may your victories be sweet and your wounds be shallow!
With affection and a little magic,
-- Sidara Brightbell
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473 77 65 1 222 BAD ATTIFOOD (1205) AMEN-TEI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNGRY HIPPO 82-49609 120 137 0 262 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)DWES EG
SAVORY 32-4143 237 220 1 253 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
RAIN WAVE 30-5905 59 41 0 230 THE SANCTUM (1252) IAYE
THE FOOL 40-2332 42 30 0 212 AQUARIAN TAROT (1258) ZENSU
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOMAS THINADOR 29-3131 56 40 1 209 BLACK KELTS (1256) LAPUR
LEO 52-3869 55 37 0 207 DARQUE AGES (1248) FRATSFA
PRINTING 11-8433 50 69 0 200 ORACLE (1214) ARUAK CITY
JULIANNE 84-19630 143 196 1 199 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE
-ZULA 20-750 60 62 2 198 80S FANTASY (1251) SEAM
DARK HELMET 60-9328 59 75 1 198 DARQUE FARCES (1201) ARADI
BASCOMB BRENDEU 29-3219 29 22 0 198 BLACK KELTS (1256) LAPUR
FLAIL 30-2061 73 81 1 193 BATTLE BLADES (1257) IAYE
TUSK 71-7408 44 72 2 192 E IS FOR ELEPHANT (1197) KYR'TERR
NIBENAY 71-3380 42 31 1 192 DARQUE FORCES (1244) KYR'TERR
TORNADO 65-1232 57 61 2 190 WEATHER (1259) DAL SHANG
ETERNAL BLOSSOM 20-1158 29 25 0 188 DARQUE KNIGHTS (1247) SEAM
NO-DACHISAN 30-429 79 94 2 187 BATTLE BLADES (1257) IAYE
OWL'S FEATHER 3-925 46 94 0 185 WE BIG WOHPUM (1253) OSKSI
RAPUNZEL 71-3585 38 28 0 184 DARQUE FORCES V (1246) KYR'TERR
DIVING HAWK 3-2665 67 99 0 182 WE BIG WOHPUM (1253) OSKSI
LUMEN BUG 30-5885 39 63 0 182 THE SANCTUM (1252) IAYE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DASKINOR 71-3390 47 36 3 180 DARQUE FORCES (1244) KYR'TERR
KA D'ARGO 10-4270 60 87 1 179 FARSCAPE (990) KOLACT
-JIN YOUNG KO 63-3753 38 36 1 177 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
ADORZUS 78-3734 27 28 2 174 RAINBOW COUNCIL (1267) LIN TIRIAN
GERBIL MASTER 4-3247 55 63 1 173 BUDDHA BOYS (1254) JHELUM
GERTRUDE 44-2582 34 32 1 165 DARQUE FORCES (1243) KRILL
WOHP FROM ABOVE 3-4128 31 29 1 155 WE BIG WOHPUM (1253) OSKSI
ASHEGI OF VEGA 71-3459 30 26 0 155 DARQUE FORCES III (1245) KYR'TERR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-IN GEE CHUN 63-3749 35 39 1 148 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
DAKIA WILDROSE 20-1159 33 42 0 147 DARQUE KNIGHTS (1247) SEAM
SCRAGG TAGG 43-2937 22 24 0 142 PUD POWER (1266) VEASTIAN
-AMY YANG 63-3752 36 38 2 116 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
COMMANDER POWLE 14-4593 20 21 0 113 SAGE SOLDIERS (1262) TOBIR
ZAGRID 29-6858 24 10 1 109 BLACK KELTS (1256) LAPUR
WOHP YOUR TOE! 3-4169 29 23 0 107 WE BIG WOHPUM (1253) OSKSI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LYDIA KO 63-3798 36 20 0 87 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
SAMWISE GAMGEE 20-854 21 9 0 83 80S FANTASY (1251) SEAM
VIRGIN BLONDE 29-2142 42 53 0 73 BLACK KELTS (1256) LAPUR
RAIN MISTRESS 60-9789 17 6 0 63 TEMERE NOMEN (1269) ARADI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JULIANNE was viciously subdued by JALAPENO BUSINESS in a 3 minute Title fight.
RAIN WAVE savagely defeated FLAIL in a exciting 3 minute gory melee.
HUNGRY HIPPO won victory over DIVING HAWK in a 2 minute brawl.
SAVORY bested PRINTING in a popular 2 minute fight.
TOMAS THINADOR subdued DASKINOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
BASCOMB BRENDEU vanquished GERTRUDE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
NO-DACHISAN was devastated by LEO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
OWL'S FEATHER lost to NIBENAY in a action packed 4 minute duel.
ETERNAL BLOSSOM was overpowered by WHISPER WALK in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
THE FOOL overpowered KA D'ARGO in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
DARK HELMET defeated ADORZUS in a 2 minute match.
TORNADO was demolished by GUARDSMAN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
TUSK devastated WOHP FROM ABOVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
GERBIL MASTER was overcome by RAPUNZEL in a 2 minute conflict.
ASHEGI OF VEGA overpowered COMMANDER POWLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LUMEN BUG won victory over SCRAGG TAGG in a exciting 1 minute fray.
DAKIA WILDROSE devastated ZAGRID in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
WOHP YOUR TOE! overpowered RAIN MISTRESS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
VIRGIN BLONDE was savagely defeated by SAMWISE GAMGEE in a exciting 5 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 10 PARRY-LUNGE 20 - 7 - 0 74 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 9 AIMED BLOW 54 - 37 - 0 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 29 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 39 - 39 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 27 - 0 41 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 20 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 17 - 0 37 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 20 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 958 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 5 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
AIMED BLOW 5 - 5 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473 77 65 1 222 BAD ATTIFOOD (1205)
PARRY-LUNGE HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927 120 137 0 262 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)
AIMED BLOW SAVORY 32-4143 237 220 1 253 DEAD WE SUCK (1098)
WALL OF STEEL DARK HELMET 60-9328 59 75 1 198 DARQUE FARCES (1201)
SLASHING ATTACK TUSK 71-7408 44 72 2 192 E IS FOR ELEPHANT (1197)
STRIKING ATTACK TORNADO 65-1232 57 61 2 190 WEATHER (1259)
PARRY-STRIKE DASKINOR 71-3390 47 36 3 180 DARQUE FORCES (1244)
BASHING ATTACK KA D'ARGO 10-4270 60 87 1 179 FARSCAPE (990)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY VIRGIN BLONDE 29-2142 42 53 0 73 BLACK KELTS (1256)
The overall popularity leader is SAVORY 32-4143. The most popular warrior this turn
was NIBENAY 71-3380. The ten other most popular fighters were RAIN WAVE 30-5905,
SAMWISE GAMGEE 20-854, JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473, OWL'S FEATHER 3-925, SAVORY
32-4143, LEO 52-3869, TOMAS THINADOR 29-3131, BASCOMB BRENDEU 29-3219, WHISPER WALK
6-4001, and TUSK 71-7408.
The least popular fighter this week was RAIN MISTRESS 60-9789. The other ten least
popular fighters were ZAGRID 29-6858, COMMANDER POWLE 14-4593, WOHP FROM ABOVE
3-4128, TORNADO 65-1232, KA D'ARGO 10-4270, ETERNAL BLOSSOM 20-1158, NO-DACHISAN
30-429, DAKIA WILDROSE 20-1159, SCRAGG TAGG 43-2937, and DARK HELMET 60-9328.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 1 3 0 LAPUR(29) 2 2 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0
JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 IAYE(30) 2 2 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 4 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 1 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 KRILL(44) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 2 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OWL'S FEATHER 3-925 46 94 0 185 WE BIG WOHPUM (1253) OSKSI
GERBIL MASTER 4-3247 55 63 1 173 BUDDHA BOYS (1254) JHELUM
KA D'ARGO 10-4270 60 87 1 179 FARSCAPE (990) KOLACT
PRINTING 11-8433 50 69 0 200 ORACLE (1214) ARUAK CITY
COMMANDER POWLE 14-4593 20 21 0 113 SAGE SOLDIERS (1262) TOBIR
ETERNAL BLOSSOM 20-1158 29 25 0 188 DARQUE KNIGHTS (1247) SEAM
TOMAS THINADOR 29-3131 56 40 1 209 BLACK KELTS (1256) LAPUR
RAIN WAVE 30-5905 59 41 0 230 THE SANCTUM (1252) IAYE
SAVORY 32-4143 237 220 1 253 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
THE FOOL 40-2332 42 30 0 212 AQUARIAN TAROT (1258) ZENSU
SCRAGG TAGG 43-2937 22 24 0 142 PUD POWER (1266) VEASTIAN
GERTRUDE 44-2582 34 32 1 165 DARQUE FORCES (1243) KRILL
LEO 52-3869 55 37 0 207 DARQUE AGES (1248) FRATSFA
DARK HELMET 60-9328 59 75 1 198 DARQUE FARCES (1201) ARADI
JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473 77 65 1 222 BAD ATTIFOOD (1205) AMEN-TEI
TORNADO 65-1232 57 61 2 190 WEATHER (1259) DAL SHANG
TUSK 71-7408 44 72 2 192 E IS FOR ELEPHANT (1197) KYR'TERR
ADORZUS 78-3734 27 28 2 174 RAINBOW COUNCIL (1267) LIN TIRIAN
HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927 120 137 0 262 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139 DWES EG
JULIANNE 84-19630 143 196 1 199 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE
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