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Date   : 11/10/2014    Duedate: 11/22/2014

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 648

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SUPERIOR FA 82/1033  979  606   6 61.8      BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
  2 WRATHMEN 57/705      343  290   2 54.2    4 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  898 1546  13 36.7
  3 WHY KNOT 63/1066     530  823  13 39.2

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly ANDORAK games.  SARINA caught the eye of many in the
gladiatorial commission as she skillfully bested GORDIAN and was awarded 22 points in
recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, SARINA put down GORDIAN,
causing him to lose 28 points of recognition in the process.  The city has turned out
in honor of COYOTE, for with his arena victory he may now lay claim to the highest
position in the city!  Informants "close" to the city champion have told me that he
never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor.  Watch out!
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In ANDORAK "art" is a word that has
long since passed from the language!
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his
foe's mortality?  Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms.  One thing
is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times
already in ANDORAK.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  Ahh, but I can hear the spires
of a far off city calling to me.  I must away!  Till we meet again, remember:  a
turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a lion runs to slay its
prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes

     KETTELMAN (26-4749) (66-110-1,175) of GOLDEN CANYON fought LAWRENCE THE SOT
(105-10) (0-0-0,150) of The Old Reliables.  KETTELMAN overpowered LAWRENCE THE SOT in
a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
     CLEMMIE (26-4630) (63-165-1,178) of GOLDEN CANYON fought KENWYD (57-3870) (63-
60-2,163) of WRATHMEN.  CLEMMIE was viciously subdued by KENWYD in a popular 1 minute
bloody duel.
     LORIS KEY (26-4706) (78-134-2,196) of GOLDEN CANYON fought JIMI (105-27) (0-0-
0,240) of The Old Reliables.  LORIS KEY was overpowered by JIMI in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided fight.
     GOLDERIE (26-4657) (91-126-2,192) of GOLDEN CANYON fought GUARDSMAN (105-8) (0-
0-0,250) of The Old Reliables.  GOLDERIE won victory over GUARDSMAN in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute brawl.
     GORDIAN (63-2104) (99-85-0,213) of WHY KNOT fought SARINA (26-4220) (109-113-
3,190) of GOLDEN CANYON.  GORDIAN was handily defeated by SARINA in a 1 minute one-
sided match.

     WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE (82-3317) (61-36-2,225) of SUPERIOR FATHER fought COYOTE
(60-7626) (111-118-2,212) of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS.  WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE was devastated
by COYOTE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COYOTE 60-7626              112 118  2  238  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SARINA 26-4220              110 113  3  212  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             92 126  2  202  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317  61  37  2  190  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            78 135  2  187  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 GORDIAN 63-2104              99  86     185  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            67 110  1  182  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KENWYD 57-3870               64  60  2  177  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              63 166  1  167  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE was devastated by COYOTE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
GORDIAN was handily defeated by SARINA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GOLDERIE won victory over GUARDSMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
LORIS KEY was overpowered by JIMI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
CLEMMIE was viciously subdued by KENWYD in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
KETTELMAN overpowered LAWRENCE THE SOT in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW         6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 648 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   COYOTE 60-7626            112 118  2  238 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220            110 113  3  212 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
PARRY-LUNGE      GOLDERIE 26-4657           92 126  2  202 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
STRIKING ATTACK  WORKS 4 EVIL EMPI 82-3317  61  37  2  190 SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)
AIMED BLOW       LORIS KEY 26-4706          78 135  2  187 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
WALL OF STEEL    KENWYD 57-3870             64  60  2  177 WRATHMEN (705)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            63 166  1  167 GOLDEN CANYON (741)

The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was COYOTE 60-7626.  The ten other most popular fighters were KETTELMAN 26-4749, 
KENWYD 57-3870, GOLDERIE 26-4657, CLEMMIE 26-4630, LORIS KEY 26-4706, WORKS 4 EVIL 
EMPIRE 82-3317, GORDIAN 63-2104, SARINA 26-4220,  0-0, and  0-0.

The least popular fighter this week was SARINA 26-4220.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GORDIAN 63-2104, WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317, LORIS KEY 26-4706, 
CLEMMIE 26-4630, GOLDERIE 26-4657, KENWYD 57-3870, KETTELMAN 26-4749, COYOTE 60-7626, 
0-0, and  0-0.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
CALEAM(26)           3  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  
ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SARINA 26-4220             110 113  3  212  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KENWYD 57-3870              64  60  2  177  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 COYOTE 60-7626             112 118  2  238  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             99  86  0  185  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317  61  37  2  190  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the 
Commission.  Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be 
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.