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Date   : 01/30/2018    Duedate: 02/26/2018

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 321

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 AVID FANS 45/199    3397 1726  36 66.3    6 TEAM TOONS 47/1500    31   37   0 45.6
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
    KING'S COURT 11/34                        7 WITLESS WON 39/1052  147  224   0 39.6
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                       8-RATM 84/1651          14   22   1 38.9
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        MADE YOU LOOK 19/1650
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       GRAVEYARD SMASH 43/1649
    CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574                    9 TALL TALES 59/1335   100  164   2 37.9
  2-PRAY THE GO 81/1653    3    2   0 60.0   10 OUTLAWS 72/1495       92  187   5 33.0
    ALMOST EXACTLY 29/1652                      X-POSSE 72/1093
  3 CSU COLLEGE 45/1630   13    9   0 59.1   11-PLANETS 28/1419        1    1   0 50.0
  4 FAST FOOD 47/1355    143  124   0 53.6      WEATHER 52/1656
  5-HOME LIFE 71/1657    129  143   2 47.4   12-BASH BROS S 50/1655    0    1   0  0.0

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey!

We saw sixteen fights today, no challenges, no avoids, no deaths.  Hmph.  I'm glad 
about no deaths anyway.

DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (171-42-2,458) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought G W BUSH (59-2764) (47-
54-2,198) of TALL TALES.  DUTCH TREAT devastated G W BUSH in a 1 minute mismatched 
Title fight.  So, after an easy fight the apathetic Dutch Treat is still the Tower 
Guardian and still the reigning Total Parry.  Mr. Bush is top Striker.

DARK TOWER (11-1702) (114-67-0,213) of KING'S COURT fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (44-
94-0,210) of WITLESS WONDERS.  DARK TOWER won victory over TAMMY FAYE in a 2 minute 
battle.  Dark Tower is the top Waste.

HARI-KARI (73-3049) (86-16-0,217) of WAY TO GO! II fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-0,220).  
HARI-KARI slimly won victory over GOJIRO in a popular 8 minute gruesome match.  Mr. 
Kari is our highest rated Aimed Blow.  He was also voted this turn's favorite fighter.

BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (68-31-1,243) of PARTY ANIMALS fought HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-7839) 
(33-28-0,184) of COWBOY CROONERS.  BULL DURHAM devastated HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 
popular 1 minute one-sided contest.  Durham is our best Lunger while Mr. Cassidy is 
the top P-L.

THE REFEREE (45-1091) (108-56-4,211) of AVID FANS fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11) (0-
0-0,220).  THE REFEREE subdued AMBER WOLFWALKER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute 
competition.  The Ref is our highest rated Parry-Strike, also the overall popularity 
leader.

KING FORADAY (47-3762) (87-62-4,282) of ROYAL FLUSH fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11) 
(0-0-0,220).  KING FORADAY overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided 
struggle.  King is our top Basher, and Amber Wolfwalker sure had a bad day.

BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (59-34-2,198) of ROYAL FLUSH fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-
22) (0-0-0,181).  BLACK JACK SHELACK savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in an action 
packed 2 minute melee.  This was the only action packed fight of the day.

UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (50-51-1,202) of TALL TALES fought WEDNESDAY ADDAMS (73-6043) 
(19-2-0,151) of CALENDAR GIRLS.  UNCLE FESTER was vanquished by WEDNESDAY ADDAMS in a 
1 minute one-sided duel.  Uncle Fester is Crysalis' most respected Slasher.

THE LION KING (47-6360) (51-19-0,188) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29) 
(0-0-0,200).  THE LION KING viciously subdued CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 4 minute 
brutal fight.

DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (97-36-3,207) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ORPHAN (72-5463) (28-42-
2,161) of X-POSSE.  DISCO QUEEN handily defeated ORPHAN in a 2 minute one-sided bout.

DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (124-59-3,208) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-
0,181).  DAIRY QUEEN was demolished by CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched 
match.

NANU NANU (45-5227) (19-7-0,123) of CSU COLLEGE RADIO fought CRYBABY (72-5853) (21-39-
1,113) of OUTLAWS.  NANU NANU demolished CRYBABY in a popular 1 minute mismatched 
match.

TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) (22-3-0,133) of CALENDAR GIRLS fought KING MIDAS (59-2770) (43-
52-1,100) of TALL TALES.  TUESDAY WELD handily defeated KING MIDAS in a 1 minute one-
sided conflict.

JINX (47-7951) (29-26-1,76) of TEAM TOONS fought COPYCAT (72-5854) (23-30-1,79) of 
OUTLAWS.  JINX was overpowered by COPYCAT in a 1 minute uneven struggle.

WARLOCK (72-6137) (18-26-5,35) of OUTLAWS fought SUPERSIZE ME (47-8110) (19-7-2,67) of 
FAST FOOD.  WARLOCK was handily defeated by SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute mismatched 
bout.

JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (32-69-0,64) of TALL TALES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (106-
1) (0-0-0,30).  JOHNNY APPLESEED outwaited ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a popular 7 minute 
brawl.

Snide Clemens showed up to help me.  He said, "I was about to buy a new quill pen the 
other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I 
leave the fine city of CRYSALIS.  I feel much better now."  As do I.

So, I hope you all are having warmer weather than I've been having up in the Tower.  
It's windy up here!

                                          -- Tobaya Cantrell

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         172  42  2  467  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING FORADAY 47-3762         88  62  4  295  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           69  31  1  253  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 HARI-KARI 73-3049            87  16  0  225  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 DARK TOWER 11-1702          115  67  0  219  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         109  56  4  219  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 G W BUSH 59-2764             47  55  2  210  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          98  36  3  209  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           44  95  0  208  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850   60  34  2  202  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 THE LION KING 47-6360        52  19  0  202  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839     33  29  0  188  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043     20   2  0  187  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         124  60  3  180  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ORPHAN 72-5463               28  43  2  177  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         50  52  1  170  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TUESDAY WELD 73-6047         23   3  0  136  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
 NANU NANU 45-5227            20   7  0  131  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1630)   STORMCROWE
 CRYBABY 72-5853              21  40  1  109  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
-MAYFLOWER 8-5235             30  18  0  108  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           43  53  1  100  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COPYCAT 72-5854              24  30  1   90  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
-COOL RUN-IN 2-6213           18  33  3   90  THE RUNAROUND (1517)       NIANIA
-BART 18-7927                 20  15  3   78  SHEPHERDS (1454)           TALCAMA
-GENE AUTRY 72-7838           22  38  3   70  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
 SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110         20   7  2   69  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
 JINX 47-7951                 29  27  1   67  TEAM TOONS (1500)          NORTH FORK
-LEAK 72-7886                 20   5  2   67  BASH BROS GAS (1645)       DRAGONHEAD
-SLEET 52-4392                19   7  1   67  WEATHER (1656)             FRATSFA
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     33  69  0   66  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-UKKO 45-4780                 18   4  1   59  GOING BERSERK (1573)       STORMCROWE
-COTTON CRAWDAD 11-8176       18   3  0   57  ANIMAL FARM (1095)         ARUAK CITY
-MAD COW DISEASE 11-8145      16   5  3   56  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
-HOLY COW 63-3175             15   9  0   54  EXCLAMATION! (1606)        AMEN-TEI
-EXTRA LONG SHIFT 50-3836     14  11  0   53  BASH BROS SPORTS (1655)    SNOWBOUND
-ROY ROGERS 72-7836           19  41  0   51  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
-MERCURY 28-4974              15  12  1   50  PLANETS (1419)             MORYA
 WARLOCK 72-6137              18  27  5   36  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DUTCH TREAT devastated G W BUSH in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
DARK TOWER won victory over TAMMY FAYE in a 2 minute battle.
HARI-KARI slimly won victory over GOJIRO in a popular 8 minute gruesome match.
BULL DURHAM devastated HOPALONG CASSIDY in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
THE REFEREE subdued AMBER WOLFWALKER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
KING FORADAY overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BLACK JACK SHELACK savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a action packed 2 minute melee.
UNCLE FESTER was vanquished by WEDNESDAY ADDAMS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE LION KING viciously subdued CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
DISCO QUEEN handily defeated ORPHAN in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
DAIRY QUEEN was demolished by CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
NANU NANU demolished CRYBABY in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
TUESDAY WELD handily defeated KING MIDAS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JINX was overpowered by COPYCAT in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
WARLOCK was handily defeated by SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
JOHNNY APPLESEED outwaited ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a popular 7 minute brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-STRIKE      25 -   4 -  2      86  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       19 -   8 -  0      70  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -   8 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     36 -  23 -  0      61  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         LUNGING ATTACK    73 -  54 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        39 -  34 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   29 -  38 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  30 -  1      29  |

Turn 321 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DUTCH TREAT 26-1841       172  42  2  467 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
BASHING ATTACK   KING FORADAY 47-3762       88  62  4  295 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
LUNGING ATTACK   BULL DURHAM 5-4324         69  31  1  253 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          87  16  0  225 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
WALL OF STEEL    DARK TOWER 11-1702        115  67  0  219 KING'S COURT (34)
PARRY-STRIKE     THE REFEREE 45-1091       109  56  4  219 AVID FANS (199)
STRIKING ATTACK  G W BUSH 59-2764           47  55  2  210 TALL TALES (1335)
PARRY-LUNGE      HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839   33  29  0  188 COWBOY CROONERS (1535)
SLASHING ATTACK  UNCLE FESTER 59-2768       50  52  1  170 TALL TALES (1335)

The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HARI-KARI 73-3049.  The ten other most popular fighters were JOHNNY 
APPLESEED 59-2767, THE REFEREE 45-1091, BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850, THE LION KING 
47-6360, KING FORADAY 47-3762, DARK TOWER 11-1702, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, BULL DURHAM 
5-4324, WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043, and NANU NANU 45-5227.

The least popular fighter this week was JINX 47-7951.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were G W BUSH 59-2764, WARLOCK 72-6137, KING MIDAS 59-2770, CRYBABY 72-5853, 
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685, UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839, SUPERSIZE ME 
47-8110, COPYCAT 72-5854, and ORPHAN 72-5463.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  3 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  4 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       5  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          3  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          69  31  1  253  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 DARK TOWER 11-1702         115  67  0  219  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        172  42  2  467  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          44  95  0  208  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 THE REFEREE 45-1091        109  56  4  219  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 KING FORADAY 47-3762        88  62  4  295  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 G W BUSH 59-2764            47  55  2  210  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839    33  29  0  188  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           87  16  0  225  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA