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Date   : 10/27/2026    Duedate: 11/23/2026

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 435

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    SPARF! 54/1139                              BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239
    CRYPTICS 25/150                             INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
    AVID FANS 45/199                          5 AVENGERS 31/259       68   71   1 48.9
    REAL BEER 21/859                          6 BIRDS 31/2173         54   58   0 48.2
    THE BULLS 73/255                            TREES 54/1759
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                         7 PORKY'S 73/1945      475  535   0 47.0
    KING'S COURT 11/34                          JURINE SAMPLE 71/1921
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          BLADES OF DOOM 15/2046
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                         WORLD BLADES 4 32/2047
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         WORLD BLADES 9 41/1902
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         PORKY'S REVENGE 72/2181
    VACANT LOTS 71/1872                         INFINITE ZEROES 44/336
    WS ARMS '05 71/1625                         WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/633
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                     10 PSY CORPS 47/2013      7   10   1 41.2
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                    11 VIGILANTS 11/478      25   37   0 40.3
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       FUTILITY FORCE 28/237
    CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574                   12 KANO CLAN 21/988      78  118   2 39.8
    HEART BREAKERS 71/2024                      BLACK SAMURAI 29/707
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                   14 TALL TALES 59/1335   261  459   3 36.2
    SUE'S BIG BOYS 73/1635                   15 THIRD HIGHW 73/2060  602 1075   5 35.9
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                  16 CLASSIC BLUE 4/2122   10   24   0 29.4
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                  17 CANDY 41/2083         28   76   0 26.9
    THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812                   GAMES 71/2235
    IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883                  NERD HERD II 71/2108
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745                  SINN'RS 'R US 9/2138
    HAZAARDS OF CLONING 71/1144                 OLD SCHOOL 49ERS 71/2253
    NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343                 P.A.W.G.S.R.U.S. 71/2147
  2 SENTINELS 7/1202     844  682   8 55.3      PET PEEVE PHRASES 14/2077
    JUNGLE JUICE 85/2043                        PHOENIX FORCE III 52/2057
    NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219                       DEAD POETS SOCIETY 2 24/2192
    BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570               18 WHITE MAIMER 44/324   60  180   0 25.0
    SOLIS MILITES 31/2260                       WHITE WOLVES 47/1838
  4 COMMON JOE'S 35/509  941  898  13 51.2      WHITE MAIMERS 47/1936
    BLOOD SUCKERS 5/1295                     19 SIGMA NU'S 50/2243     1    3   0 25.0
    PAUL'Z PHARTZ 65/985                     20 JUDGEMENT 2 73/2252   16   58   0 21.6
    KIWI CONNECTION 4/1305                      SWORD HEROES 2 73/2246
    THE FAMILY TREE 73/906                      SWORD HEROES 3 73/2217
    KIWI CONNECTION 73/1232                     SWORD HEROES 6 73/2227
    KIWI CONNECTIONS 75/1307                    SWORD HEROES 7 73/2222
    100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/545

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  CRYSALIS needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for 
BRISTOL?  WORLD BLADES 4's proud of her after beating DAIRY QUEEN and getting 52 
points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  LOOMPA's match with CAPTURED PIRATE KING cost 
him a loss of 40 points!  Like KIWI CONNECTION's KARATIA is sweating since she got 
challenged by Duelmaster THE REFEREE!  Was that a tear I saw in KARATIA's eye, as she 
took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't THE REFEREE fit to be tied!  I hear the top 
team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters 
for PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  ROYAL FLUSH was the most avoided 
team.  Is a 1114-578-12 record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are 
SENTINELS?  ROYAL FLUSH, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to 
accept an invitation!  Can SENTINELS' BALDASSARE be more popular than me?  He was 
challenged the most, but is that really the same?  Speaking of challenging 30 points 
above did you hear about A BOMB IN A BULL of THE BULLS vs. SENTINELS' BALDASSARE?  
(And how was that intro!) A BOMB IN A BULL lost to BALDASSARE, but it got 78 points.  
BALDASSARE won, and got 22 points.  I don't get it.  Ooh!  Did GRANIT really know 
what he was doing when he challenged SEAGULL?  A 18-11-0 speaks volumes.  (Zontoni 
said that.  I don't know what it means.) What did GRANIT expect, anyway!  Of course 
SEAGULL won.  Next time stick to people you have a chance against, dummy!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys 
can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KARATIA 73-3624              57  29  2  335  KIWI CONNECTION (1232)     ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARK TOWER 11-1702          154  68  0  488  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        91  27  2  411  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 BALDASSARE 7-6003           135  65  0  338  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 JIVE 25-624                 144  85  1  331  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 KING FORADAY 47-3762        114  69  4  315  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          105  34  1  307  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 BRISTOL 32-5629              63  35  0  300  WORLD BLADES 4 (2047)      ARVAT
 THE LION KING 47-6360        86  23  0  269  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 MAD CAT 7-2965               96  60  7  262  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 TAOS 26-4042                 72  31  2  255  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      71  37  1  246  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394         83  35  1  243  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV
 CAPE TOWN 41-5118            64  56  1  236  WORLD BLADES 9 (1902)      KATI-TEI
 OZYMANDIUS 7-2521            35  13  2  231  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 KENYA 4-6484                 44  14  5  229  KIWI CONNECTION (1305)     JHELUM
 WATERLOO 75-3317             38  16  1  229  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 MOSQUITO 5-5011              38  28  1  228  BLOOD SUCKERS (1295)       KALTOS
 CARNIVORE PARROT 85-8440     36  14  2  228  JUNGLE JUICE (2043)        JASPER GULCH
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662          37  23  1  224  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292            77  51  3  217  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 TRASH CAN 50-3403            56  29  4  217  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 MR. CARTER 72-10604          17   2  0  217  PORKY'S REVENGE (2181)     DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           168  19  0  215  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 ACE OF BASE 47-6905          50  32  0  215  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043     49   7  0  214  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
-TRIUMPH 97-7395              67  58  5  212  CANADIAN CLASSICS (1852)   SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           94 116  1  210  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666     39  34  1  210  BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)  FIREHOLD
 MOUCHAM 44-2341              49  62  0  208  INFINITE ZEROES (336)      KRILL
 A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503      40  19  2  208  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 SCUMMY BOY 73-3371           27  13  0  208  THE FAMILY TREE (906)      ERINIKA
-BERLIN 63-2923               18   5  1  208  WORLD BLADES (1901)        AMEN-TEI
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189         111  71  6  207  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 QUEEN 75-3316                32  24  1  207  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 AB DESTINED 4 THE DA 65-1154 24  25  2  207  PAUL'Z PHARTZ (985)        DAL SHANG
 BULL FROG 73-4547            60  38  0  205  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 GEE WHIZZ 71-8558            51  52  1  205  JURINE SAMPLE (1921)       KYR'TERR
 JANUARY JONES 73-6056        27  11  0  204  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
 A.O. HELL 54-2523            55  35  2  203  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517        35  15  1  203  SUE'S BIG BOYS (1635)      ERINIKA
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708     55  38  2  202  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 OUTER SPACE 71-6093          23   7  1  201  VACANT LOTS (1872)         KYR'TERR
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546         76  24  2  200  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         60  33  0  200  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 ARMENIUS 47-9159             47  80  0  200  WHITE WOLVES (1838)        NORTH FORK
 G W BUSH 59-2764             78 138  2  199  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948            58  23  2  199  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-PIRES 7-5665                 48  24  1  199  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
-FAT LIP 52-3791              42  44  1  199  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694           49  36  1  198  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-HOEGARDEN 21-5554            26  17  0  198  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         151  60  4  197  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         144  67  3  197  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         93 123  1  197  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110    65  41  2  197  NOT QUITE (1028)           ILLIS
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        48  30  1  197  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
-JOHN BURKETT 3-3749          32  13  2  197  BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (1844)  OSKSI
 THE COUNT 50-1860            51  28  0  196  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 DURANDAL 15-5798             65  56  0  194  BLADES OF DOOM (2046)      MALCORN
 PAUL 35-2349                 49  52  2  194  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA
 DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133     32  24  2  194  WS ARMS '05 (1625)         KYR'TERR
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        38  28  1  193  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 STARBURSTS 41-5305           29  35  5  193  CANDY (2083)               KATI-TEI
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429          83  58  1  192  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
-AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        69  34  0  192  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-FRENCH KISS 73-590           22  14  0  192  WORLDWIDE GORE (547)       ERINIKA
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038         90  64  1  191  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-F.O.A.D. 73-442              76  32  2  191  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        46  29  0  191  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 ZHOU XI 21-5151              52  51  4  190  KANO CLAN (988)            SUNSET
-BEER KHAN 73-5755            37  14  2  190  MONGOL HORDE (1631)        ERINIKA
-LOVING IT 56-4440            67  94  1  189  FAVORITE SAYINGS (1780)    ROCANIS
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        58  35  5  187  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 BANDAGED HAND 20-2765        24  29  2  187  100% NATURAL GROOVE (545)  SEAM
 ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203         62  35  0  185  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 HAOMARU 31-7142              25  40  1  183  AVENGERS (259)             CHIMLEVTAL
 BASARA KUBIKIRI 31-7104      34  37  1  182  AVENGERS (259)             CHIMLEVTAL
 MATSURI 29-4256              45  51  0  181  BLACK SAMURAI (707)        LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GREEN KING 21-5183           37  19  0  180  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-THAT! 21-5272                34  19  2  180  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     69 147  1  175  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 SINNAMON LUV 9-6452          24  20  0  172  SINN'RS 'R US (2138)       ZUKAL
-CAPTAIN KANGAROO 31-3947     22  20  1  169  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
-A CHEERLEADER 45-1092        30  19  2  165  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 MEAT 73-8119                 34  38  0  163  PORKY'S (1945)             ERINIKA
 OCTOPUS 31-7207              30  15  1  159  AVENGERS (259)             CHIMLEVTAL
 TEN A. SHUSS 47-1642         13   3  2  158  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 CHEATING SPOUSE 71-8055      22  11  1  156  HEART BREAKERS (2024)      KYR'TERR
 I OF THE KNEE DULL 71-7297   22   9  1  156  HAZAARDS OF CLONING (1144) KYR'TERR
-GRIFFON 73-5523              22   7  0  156  AIR CANADA (1624)          ERINIKA
 FUTILITY FOE 28-367          36  18  0  155  FUTILITY FORCE (237)       MORYA
 YORKE 7-6040                 16   4  1  154  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
 BRUTUS 47-9380               38  75  3  152  WHITE WOLVES (1838)        NORTH FORK
 SEAGULL 31-6637              30  38  1  152  BIRDS (2173)               CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NUMEROUS OF TEXES 14-5575    25  21  0  149  PET PEEVE PHRASES (2077)   TOBIR
 TICKET TAKER 45-2522         21  15  1  145  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
-ANNE T LOCH-BRAEK 28-5587    26  10  2  137  OTTO'S MECHANICS (36)      MORYA
 CHUCK BYWAY 73-9040          39  39  0  136  THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (2060)     ERINIKA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAXIMUS 47-10296             24  35  0  134  WHITE WOLVES (1838)        NORTH FORK
-TEN IS RAQUET 47-5815        19  15  0  131  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 EDGAR DETOUR 73-9038         35  43  1  130  THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (2060)     ERINIKA
 CREDIT CARD 5-4052           33  22  0  130  BLOOD SUCKERS (1295)       KALTOS
 GRATILLONIUS 47-10208        23  36  1  127  WHITE MAIMERS (1936)       NORTH FORK
 DODGE'EM DUDE 31-7019        36  50  2  125  AVENGERS (259)             CHIMLEVTAL
 VALERIUS 44-1035             26  41  2  122  WHITE MAIMERS (324)        KRILL
 WEAPON DELTA III 52-4636     21  12  1  112  PHOENIX FORCE III (2057)   FRATSFA
 CARISSIMUS 47-10204          23  35  1  110  WHITE MAIMERS (1936)       NORTH FORK
 ABSOLUM 47-10023             25  26  2  109  PSY CORPS (2013)           NORTH FORK
 ASH 54-3205                  26  13  0  107  TREES (1759)               TROCAR
 SHPONGLE 47-10510            18  14  1  105  PSY CORPS (2013)           NORTH FORK
 GRANIT 71-2028               18  11  0  104  THE GARRISON (823)         KYR'TERR
 L5R 71-9497                  21  14  1  103  GAMES (2235)               KYR'TERR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BIG BOY 28-5957              24  28  0  100  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 PRINCE 24-5636               19  15  0  100  DEAD POETS SOCIETY 2 (2192)ZORPUNT
 BISHAMON 31-7069             40  35  0   98  AVENGERS (259)             CHIMLEVTAL
 HEADBUTTS BASEBALLS 73-1807  10   8  0   93  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
 JACK RABBIT 47-4814          10   3  0   92  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SOLAMANCER 31-4709           22  19  1   87  SOLIS MILITES (2260)       CHIMLEVTAL
 BRAVEY 73-10018              28  21  4   84  SWORD HEROES 3 (2217)      ERINIKA
 GOOGAM 31-3977               24  14  1   84  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633)  CHIMLEVTAL
-A.W. MERRICK 82-48090        21  20  0   83  DEADWOOD (2256)            DWES EG
-SCAR 28-5913                 22  15  0   81  BASH BROS BODY (1492)      MORYA
 COCO T. 71-9092              16  11  1   80  P.A.W.G.S.R.U.S. (2147)    KYR'TERR
 SPORK 73-10039               26  23  0   79  SWORD HEROES 7 (2222)      ERINIKA
 JOSEKI KO 50-2959            22  27  1   78  SIGMA NU'S (2243)          SNOWBOUND
 JUDAS PRIEST 59-2506         15   5  3   74  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
-MANIFEST 71-2030             19  14  1   72  THE GARRISON (823)         KYR'TERR
 SHEMP 73-10010               26  23  0   71  SWORD HEROES 2 (2246)      ERINIKA
 DUSKBORNE BEAST 21-10041     24  11  0   69  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 SERAPH 73-9765               24  28  1   66  JUDGEMENT 24 (2252)        ERINIKA
-LINDA VISTA 62-5438          18  10  1   65  RIO VISTANS (2247)         VALAMANTIS
 LIL GREEN 4-7803             24   8  1   62  CLASSIC BLUES (2122)       JHELUM
 RICE 80 71-9862              20  10  1   60  OLD SCHOOL 49ERS (2253)    KYR'TERR
-BRISTOW 78-3707              17   5  2   58  PERRY COUNTY (1920)        LIN TIRIAN
-SNOOPY 75-4240               15  10  1   56  FRIENDLIES (2218)          JADE MOUNTAIN
-HAVARTI 82-58597             14  13  1   56  CHEESE (2251)              DWES EG
-VEVUZELA 72-12232            17   3  1   55  BB SOCCER (2255)           DRAGONHEAD
-FLOYD COUNCIL 50-4130        15   9  0   54  THE BLUES 50 (2261)        SNOWBOUND
 AMY FARRAH FOWLER 71-9084    14  12  3   53  NERD HERD II (2108)        KYR'TERR
 JULIUS 47-10206              19  39  1   51  WHITE MAIMERS (1936)       NORTH FORK
-ZYBOM 45-5744                15   6  0   51  GOING BERSERK (1573)       STORMCROWE
 SUICIDE SWORD 11-454         23  23  0   50  VIGILANTS (478)            ARUAK CITY
 LOOMPA 73-10033              28  21  2   49  SWORD HEROES 6 (2227)      ERINIKA
 RIP 72-10356                 14   8  3   46  SPACE ACTION 99 (758)      DRAGONHEAD
-TONGUE & GROOVE 33-10187     10   2  1   41  MY BRO MY KEEPER (1997)    NIYTYOLE ISLAND

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE REFEREE was devastated by KARATIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
NUMBSKULL was handily defeated by MAD CAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DAIRY QUEEN was devastated by BRISTOL in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
A BOMB IN A BULL was devastated by BALDASSARE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
KENNY CHESNEY was devastated by KNOS THE AXE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
LONDON QUIREBOY viciously subdued QUEEN in a action packed 3 minute Challenge melee.
ARMENIUS unbelievably bested ZHOU XI in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
RUBBER KNIFE overpowered STARBURSTS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BEERVAHNA handily defeated UNCLE FESTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
THE COUNT was devastated by WATERLOO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
TRASH CAN subdued GEE WHIZZ in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
BRUTUS was handily defeated by MATSURI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
LAR'EH WALKER overpowered JOHNNY APPLESEED in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
CHEATING SPOUSE was overpowered by HAOMARU in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
FUTILITY FOE outwaited NUMEROUS OF TEXES in a exciting 9 minute Challenge fight.
VALERIUS was subdued by CHUCK BYWAY in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
GRANIT was overpowered by SEAGULL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MAXIMUS luckily beat DODGE'EM DUDE in a action packed 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
YORKE overpowered CREDIT CARD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
CARISSIMUS was overcome by EDGAR DETOUR in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
RICE 80 was demolished by JACK RABBIT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
AMY FARRAH FOWLER was overpowered by GOOGAM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JULIUS was demolished by DUSKBORNE BEAST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TAOS viciously subdued MOUCHAM in a popular 5 minute gruesome fray.
JIVE savagely defeated CLOTTO in a action packed 3 minute brutal competition.
CARNIVORE PARROT overpowered BANDAGED HAND in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
KING MIDAS was defeated by LAND OF FLUSH in a 2 minute match.
DARK TOWER savagely defeated DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
HAIRY MONSTER was overpowered by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
CAPE TOWN won victory over DUSTIN HERMANSON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
DORSAL FINN subdued RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
OZYMANDIUS overpowered PAUL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
MOSQUITO savagely defeated G W BUSH in a exciting 2 minute gruesome conflict.
BULL DURHAM overpowered AB DESTINED 4 THE DA in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
KING FORADAY savagely defeated SCUMMY BOY in a action packed 5 minute competition.
THE LION KING savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a action packed 2 minute battle.
BULL FROG was viciously subdued by KENYA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome match.
ACE OF BASE handily defeated DURANDAL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
GREEN KING was handily defeated by CLOTTO in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
BODDINGTON'S demolished MEAT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PHILLIP THE BIRD savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a action packed 1 minute fight.
ADAM'S APPLE was overpowered by MR. CARTER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
A.O. HELL savagely defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
VIKING RAIDER savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a popular 1 minute gory battle.
BASE ON BULLS was handily defeated by VERMICIOUS KNID in a 2 minute contest.
BASARA KUBIKIRI was overpowered by OUTER SPACE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HARI-KARI bested ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal fight.
JANUARY JONES demolished SINNAMON LUV in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS overpowered VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 2 minute mismatched duel.
TEN A. SHUSS devastated ABSOLUM in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
I OF THE KNEE DULL overpowered ASH in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
WEAPON DELTA III was narrowly defeated by GRATILLONIUS in a tiring 9 minute conflict.
OCTOPUS savagely defeated TICKET TAKER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal bout.
SHPONGLE won victory over COCO T. in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
JOSEKI KO was overpowered by BISHAMON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SPORK was vanquished by PRINCE in a 3 minute one-sided match.
L5R subdued SOLAMANCER in a popular 1 minute duel.
LOOMPA was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SUICIDE SWORD was outwaited by LIL GREEN in a 16 minute brutal contest.
BRAVEY overpowered RIP in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SHEMP was overpowered by HEADBUTTS BASEBALLS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SERAPH lost to JUDAS PRIEST in a exciting 1 minute struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  25         PARRY-STRIKE      26 -   9 -  0      74  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   21         LUNGING ATTACK   115 -  71 -  3      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 15         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  14 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         WALL OF STEEL     68 -  65 -  0      51  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   10         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  23 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  32 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         AIMED BLOW        60 -  73 -  0      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  36 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  27 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         SLASHING ATTACK   33 -  47 -  1      41  |

Turn 435 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     WALL OF STEEL     10 - 11         3  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  8     AIMED BLOW         5 -  6         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  9         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  5     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  5         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       KARATIA 73-3624            57  29  2  335 KIWI CONNECTION (1232)
WALL OF STEEL    DARK TOWER 11-1702        154  68  0  488 KING'S COURT (34)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373      91  27  2  411 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)
PARRY-STRIKE     BALDASSARE 7-6003         135  65  0  338 SENTINELS (1202)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JIVE 25-624               144  85  1  331 CRYPTICS (150)
BASHING ATTACK   KING FORADAY 47-3762      114  69  4  315 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
LUNGING ATTACK   BULL DURHAM 5-4324        105  34  1  307 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
STRIKING ATTACK  BRISTOL 32-5629            63  35  0  300 WORLD BLADES 4 (2047)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACE OF BASE 47-6905        50  32  0  215 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
TOTAL PARRY      DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666   39  34  1  210 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)

The overall popularity leader is HARI-KARI 73-3049.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was A.O. HELL 54-2523.  The ten other most popular fighters were KING FORADAY 
47-3762, KENYA 4-6484, ZHOU XI 21-5151, MOUCHAM 44-2341, QUEEN 75-3316, NUMEROUS OF 
TEXES 14-5575, TAOS 26-4042, JIVE 25-624, DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666, and SCUMMY BOY 
73-3371.

The least popular fighter this week was LIL GREEN 4-7803.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GRATILLONIUS 47-10208, LOOMPA 73-10033, JOSEKI KO 50-2959, 
SINNAMON LUV 9-6452, MEAT 73-8119, GREEN KING 21-5183, JULIUS 47-10206, AMY FARRAH 
FOWLER 71-9084, CREDIT CARD 5-4052, and CHEATING SPOUSE 71-8055.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            2  0 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  TROCAR(54)           2  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       5  3 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  0 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            2  4 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  1 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         3  7 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  KRILL(44)            0  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          8 10 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       9  5 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  3 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  3 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KENYA 4-6484                44  14  5  229  KIWI CONNECTION (1305)     JHELUM
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324         105  34  1  307  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 BALDASSARE 7-6003          135  65  0  338  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 SINNAMON LUV 9-6452         24  20  0  172  SINN'RS 'R US (2138)       ZUKAL
 DARK TOWER 11-1702         154  68  0  488  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 NUMEROUS OF TEXES 14-5575   25  21  0  149  PET PEEVE PHRASES (2077)   TOBIR
 DURANDAL 15-5798            65  56  0  194  BLADES OF DOOM (2046)      MALCORN
 BANDAGED HAND 20-2765       24  29  2  187  100% NATURAL GROOVE (545)  SEAM
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        60  33  0  200  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 PRINCE 24-5636              19  15  0  100  DEAD POETS SOCIETY 2 (2192 ZORPUNT
 JIVE 25-624                144  85  1  331  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 TAOS 26-4042                72  31  2  255  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 FUTILITY FOE 28-367         36  18  0  155  FUTILITY FORCE (237)       MORYA
 MATSURI 29-4256             45  51  0  181  BLACK SAMURAI (707)        LAPUR
 HAOMARU 31-7142             25  40  1  183  AVENGERS (259)             CHIMLEVTAL
 BRISTOL 32-5629             63  35  0  300  WORLD BLADES 4 (2047)      ARVAT
 PAUL 35-2349                49  52  2  194  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    55  38  2  202  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 CAPE TOWN 41-5118           64  56  1  236  WORLD BLADES 9 (1902)      KATI-TEI
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662         37  23  1  224  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 MOUCHAM 44-2341             49  62  0  208  INFINITE ZEROES (336)      KRILL
 THE REFEREE 45-1091        151  60  4  197  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 KING FORADAY 47-3762       114  69  4  315  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TRASH CAN 50-3403           56  29  4  217  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948           58  23  2  199  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 A.O. HELL 54-2523           55  35  2  203  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546        76  24  2  200  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     71  37  1  246  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292           77  51  3  217  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 AB DESTINED 4 THE  65-1154  24  25  2  207  PAUL'Z PHARTZ (985)        DAL SHANG
 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666    39  34  1  210  BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)  FIREHOLD
 GEE WHIZZ 71-8558           51  52  1  205  JURINE SAMPLE (1921)       KYR'TERR
 MR. CARTER 72-10604         17   2  0  217  PORKY'S REVENGE (2181)     DRAGONHEAD
 KARATIA 73-3624             57  29  2  335  KIWI CONNECTION (1232)     ERINIKA
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394        83  35  1  243  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV
 WATERLOO 75-3317            38  16  1  229  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 CARNIVORE PARROT 85-8440    36  14  2  228  JUNGLE JUICE (2043)        JASPER GULCH

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