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Date   : 01/03/2017    Duedate: 01/30/2017

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 307

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SPARF! 20/873       3219 1645  35 66.2    2 TEAM KASSEL 28/1511   12    9   0 57.1
    SPARF! 54/1139                            3 COWBOY CROO 72/1535   14   11   0 56.0
    CRYPTICS 25/150                           4-DARQUE AGES 52/1257  123  111   1 52.6
    SKI TAOS 23/860                             DARQUE ANGELS 39/1087
    AVID FANS 45/199                          5-BLOODY HAND  8/1587    5    5   0 50.0
    REAL BEER 21/859                          6 NUKE TEST 47/1443     13   14   0 48.1
    THE BULLS 73/255                          7-BAAL'S MINI 47/1427  124  136   2 47.7
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                         8 VIKINGS 10/1208      334  381   4 46.7
    NOT QUITE 59/1028                           SENTINELS 7/1202
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
    KING'S COURT 11/34                          MAULS LOCAL 457 22/1493
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                         BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                       9 EL CAMINO:H 47/1556    5    6   0 45.5
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                     10 TALL TALES 59/1335    89  119   2 42.8
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                     11 WITLESS WON 39/1052  145  212   0 40.6
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                     12-B.I.G. 32/1593        10   19   0 34.5
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       I WANT YOU 3/1589
    RUSSIAN BIRDS 72/1598                       LAST WALTZ 84/1595
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                       IN THE WIND 84/1596
    WAY BACK WHEN 73/1497                       SAY MY NAME 25/1383
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       INNERVISIONS 84/1594
    WORLDWIDE GORE 73/547                       BODY OF MUSIC 85/1597
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1459                       ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1590
    CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574                      BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1591
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                   13 OUTLAWS 72/1495       74  155   5 32.3
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                     X-POSSE 72/1093
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                  14 BLOODGUARD 59/1341    27   66   1 29.0
    ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826                     JOMSVIKINGS 47/1501
    THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812                15-OTTOBAHN 31/1586       1    0   0  100
    IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883               16-NUCLEAR KNI 28/1585    1    0   0  100
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745               17-BB INFOMERC 72/1582    0    1   0  0.0
    NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343                 B B TECH SUPPORT 72/1581

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Hello there.
     Olaf Modeen here, again.  Well, we had our big solstice bonfire and the summer is 
on long road back to us again.  You wouldn't know it right now. The damp cold on this 
Isle, it creeps into an old man's bones.
     Anyway.  The fights.  Crysalis saw fifteen of them today.  Only two involved 
stand-ins, so that was twenty-eight gladiators.  Pretty good, although not nearly as 
many as last time.  But last time, I think, was not normal for Crysalis.  All right.  
Let's take them one by one.
     CRYBABY (72-5853) (18-28-1,86) of OUTLAWS challenged SWEET REVENGE (8-5378) (21-
4-0,99) of PEASANT REBELLION.  CRYBABY was bested by SWEET REVENGE in a crowd pleasing 
1 minute Challenge fight.  This was our only challenge fight, so I do commend Crybaby 
for making the effort, even though he lost.
     LORD FOUL (59-1395) (36-53-2,217) of BLOODGUARD fought GRIZZ GRIMHULT (19-5083) 
(20-11-1,188) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE.  LORD FOUL was vanquished by GRIZZ GRIMHULT in an 
exciting 1 minute uneven battle.  Lord Foul is top Parry-Lunge, and Grizz Grimhult is 
the top Striker.
     CANNONBALL (72-5313) (50-65-3,225) of X-POSSE fought BALDASSARE (7-6003) (50-51-
0,204) of SENTINELS.  CANNONBALL overpowered BALDASSARE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
mismatched Title duel.  Cannonball is top Lunger, while Baldassare is top Parry-
Strike.  Cannonball is the overall popularity leader.  He's got some fancy moves.
     HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (65-51-1,210) of SENTINELS fought UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (47-
40-1,191) of TALL TALES.  HUNTSMAN defeated UNCLE FESTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
match.  Huntsman is top Slasher.
     HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (50-42-1,193) of VIKINGS fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) 
(42-82-0,167) of WITLESS WONDERS.  HAGAR BLUETOOTH devastated TAMMY FAYE in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.  Hagar Bluetooth is top Wall of Steel.
     HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148) (33-18-0,199) of VIKINGS fought KING MIDAS (59-2770) 
(42-39-1,154) of TALL TALES.  HREIDMAR THE RED overpowered KING MIDAS in a popular 1 
minute mismatched brawl.  Hreidmar the Red is top Aimed Blow.  Sneaky, calculating 
bastige.
     HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-7839) (26-21-0,106) of COWBOY CROONERS fought DEEDERS (28-
5419) (21-14-1,111) of TEAM KASSEL TAP.  HOPALONG CASSIDY was overcome by DEEDERS in a 
2 minute melee.
     GENERAL PURPOSE (31-5124) (11-7-1,105) of MILITARY MAYHEM fought CHEATING MANAGER 
(106-6) (0-0-0,130) of  .  GENERAL PURPOSE vanquished CHEATING MANAGER in a popular 1 
minute uneven duel.
     LUSTY LISA (28-5412) (23-24-2,124) of TEAM KASSEL TAP fought A BOMB IN A BULL 
(73-503) (21-8-2,113) of THE BULLS.  LUSTY LISA was vanquished by A BOMB IN A BULL in 
a 1 minute one-sided duel.
     G W BUSH (59-2764) (43-44-2,149) of TALL TALES fought LITTLE BOU (21-7929) (29-
20-0,140) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  G W BUSH overpowered LITTLE BOU in a 1 minute uneven 
match.  Little Bou got the most boos in the arena today.
     MAULT LIQUOR (22-6728) (22-10-1,145) of MAULS LOCAL 457 fought SCORPION KING (47-
4718) (17-4-1,100) of ROYAL FLUSH.  MAULT LIQUOR was narrowly defeated by SCORPION 
KING in an exciting 4 minute fight.  Mault Liquor was voted this turn's favorite 
fighter.
     JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (29-58-0,55) of TALL TALES fought BIKINI ATOLL (47-
7799) (30-27-0,72) of NUKE TEST.  JOHNNY APPLESEED was viciously subdued by BIKINI 
ATOLL in a 3 minute conflict.  Bikini Atoll is the top Total Parry.
     KNOS THE AXE (74-4394) (15-1-0,61) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE fought JACK O'LANTERN 
(47-2762) (13-6-1,85) of ROYAL FLUSH.  KNOS THE AXE was demolished by JACK O'LANTERN 
in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
     RICE & BEANS (47-8667) (18-5-1,85) of EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE fought GAUTREK (47-
7666) (27-34-3,44) of JOMSVIKINGS.  RICE & BEANS overcame GAUTREK in an action packed 
1 minute gory fight.
     YRSA (47-7671) (22-41-1,31) of JOMSVIKINGS fought R.O.U.S. (106-4) (0-0-0,50) of  
.  YRSA was bested by R.O.U.S. in an action packed 1 minute duel.  Despite losing, 
Yrsa is the top Basher.
     Well.  That's all he wrote.  *waves goodbye*

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           51  65  3  238  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SCORPIUS 45-3752             51  50  0  481  KNIGHT BREED (1070)        STORMCROWE
-DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         163  42  2  387  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
-EVE 72-4596                  31  27  0  378  DARQUE FORCES (1009)       DRAGONHEAD
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324           63  30  1  341  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
-TYRE 31-3713                 50  42  2  276  DARQUE FORCES (908)        CHIMLEVTAL
-HARI-KARI 73-3049            80  14  0  245  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
-HOFFA WITH HAIR 59-2297      36  19  1  234  IMPROVED ILLUSION (1078)   ILLIS
-THE REFEREE 45-1091         102  55  4  233  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
-KING FORADAY 47-3762         80  62  4  224  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        29  14  1  219  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              66  51  1  218  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-F.O.A.D. 73-442              51  24  2  218  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429          62  48  1  215  SPARF! (873)               SEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BEERVAHNA 60-4292            58  42  3  208  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
-AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        47  25  0  208  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850   53  33  2  207  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083       21  11  1  205  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203         42  25  0  204  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708     33  28  1  203  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694           38  24  1  202  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148     34  18  0  201  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
-NUMBSKULL 52-2948            27  17  2  201  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          91  35  2  200  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-TAOS 26-4042                 49  24  1  199  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-JIVE 25-624                 119  78  1  198  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
-THE LION KING 47-6360        46  18  0  198  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        52  26  2  196  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      51  42  1  196  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
-BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         40  26  0  196  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        37  19  1  193  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
-SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810     57  37  4  192  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         47  41  1  192  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         118  58  3  191  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-DARK TOWER 11-1702          109  66  0  191  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       54  37  3  190  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      54  29  1  190  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            50  52  0  190  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038         77  54  1  189  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-DORSAL FINN 42-1662          19  13  1  188  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            36  54  2  187  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
-THAT! 21-5272                23   7  2  184  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-THE COUNT 50-1860            32  20  0  183  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613      45  40  1  182  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905          33  23  0  182  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594          28   4  2  182  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
-WAHOO 26-3916                34  22  1  181  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189          90  61  6  180  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        66  59  1  180  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110    56  29  2  180  NOT QUITE (1028)           ILLIS
-RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546         51  17  2  180  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
-UZI 44-1701                  43  45  1  180  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
-PIRES 7-5665                 29  14  0  180  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
-SUPER GROVER 50-3413         26  13  0  179  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112       41  33  1  178  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
-THE ROCK 30-4314             21   6  1  177  WRESTLMANIACS (1459)       IAYE
-GREEN KING 21-5183           22   7  0  176  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018       53  43  0  174  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-TRASH CAN 50-3403            36  19  4  168  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766       21   3  1  168  WAY BACK WHEN (1497)       ERINIKA
-BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        43  23  4  167  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-BULL FROG 73-4547            43  27  0  167  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           42  83  0  166  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
-OSCAR 50-3153                43  24  0  164  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 G W BUSH 59-2764             44  44  2  163  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           42  40  1  159  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-ACE METRIC 47-3554           37  34  0  158  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-A.O. HELL 54-2523            42  23  2  151  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-R BAGGIO 17-4867             27  17  1  148  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
-ANASTASIUS 52-3867           22   9  2  144  DARQUE AGES (1257)         FRATSFA
 SCORPION KING 47-4718        18   4  1  137  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 LITTLE BOU 21-7929           29  21  0  132  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503      22   8  2  129  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124      12   7  1  129  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728         22  11  1  124  MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493)     SOLVEN
 DEEDERS 28-5419              22  14  1  119  TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511)     MORYA
 LUSTY LISA 28-5412           23  25  2  112  TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511)     MORYA
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839     26  22  0  105  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378         22   4  0  102  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762       14   6  1   97  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-BLUE BURRO 11-7994           27  11  0   92  ANIMAL FARM (1095)         ARUAK CITY

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRYBABY 72-5853              18  29  1   90  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
-FRENCH KISS 73-590            8   3  0   89  WORLDWIDE GORE (547)       ERINIKA
 RICE & BEANS 47-8667         19   5  1   87  EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1556) NORTH FORK
-TUESDAY WELD 73-6047         16   2  0   86  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
-THE FALLEN ONE 39-3416       24  27  2   84  DARQUE ANGELS (1087)       XOCHITHLAN
 BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799         31  27  0   76  NUKE TEST (1443)           NORTH FORK
-TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053       18  20  1   75  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-UGLY KIDD JOE 8-4942         20   9  2   71  NORTHERN BADLANDS (886)    ARKERS
-BRASS BEAGLE 11-8027         20   8  2   70  ANIMAL FARM (1095)         ARUAK CITY
-MARGARITA 59-2633            19  10  0   67  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
-SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110         18   7  2   63  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
-DOOM SLINGER 47-6335         21   8  1   61  BAAL'S MINIONS (1427)      NORTH FORK
-12 BRAVO 28-5334             16   9  1   60  NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (1585)     MORYA
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394         15   2  0   59  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV
-LAURI THE TRAMP 33-8171      14  13  3   58  BIG LAKE BANDITS (1599)    NIATOLI ISLAND
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     29  59  0   56  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-SO BAD 3-7619                15  10  0   55  I WANT YOU (1589)          OSKSI
 GAUTREK 47-7666              27  35  3   53  JOMSVIKINGS (1501)         NORTH FORK
-WAVES TOO BIG 31-6659        15   8  0   53  BASH BROS OCEAN (1480)     CHIMLEVTAL
-ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584        15   6  0   51  VAN DUEL (1476)            TRICORUS
-KOBE 47-8910                 15   5  0   50  SERPENTS HOLD II (1571)    NORTH FORK
 YRSA 47-7671                 22  42  1   31  JOMSVIKINGS (1501)         NORTH FORK

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

THE STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5

OVERVIEW
A contest for Stormcrowe (DM 45) that runs 10 turns (starting turn 385, due 
05/23/2017).  Squads will consist of two (2) teams.  One (1) team per manager.  
Participating managers may not run multiple teams in the arena during the contest.

PREMISE
Master Darque opens a Chaos Gate in Stormcrowe, which creates a temporal distortion.  
Turn 1 (Stormcrowe turn 385) and Turn 10 (Stormcrowe turn 394) will be scored using 
Slaughterhouse scoring.  Turns 2 through 9 will use a wide variety scoring mechanisms 
from various contests throughout Alastari's history.

ENTRY
Entry into the contest is open to anyone who meets the following criteria:

1)  FORM A SQUAD:  A squad will consist of two (2) managers.  No more, no less.  This 
    means there will be NO single manager teams.  You must choose a name for your 
    squad.

2)  DECLARE ENTRY:  Each manager must declare their intention to participate in the 
    contest BEFORE Turn 1 of the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse (No exceptions will be 
    made).  Declarations must include 1) TEAM NAME; 2) MANAGER NAME;  3) PARTNER'S 
    NAME; and 4) SQUAD'S NAME, and may be submitted by any of the following means:

    a. A personal ad in DM 45

    b. A diplomatic note to Darque Forces (428) in DM 45

    c. An email to rebelnerfherder@yahoo.com (put SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 in Subject Line)

    **NOTE:  Failure to meet this criteria by the deadline will result in NO ENTRY 
    into the contest.  Please be mindful of the requirements and submit them in a 
    timely manner to avoid any misfortunes.

3)  SEND RU CERTIFICATES:  Submit two (2) Roll Up Certificates to Master Darque, 
    contest moderator.  This can be done by requesting Roll Up Certificates from RSI 
    Customer Service.  NOTE:  Be sure to submit Roll Up Certificates, not Roll Up 
    Sheets.

PRIZES

ENDURANCE AWARD
Every participating Team will receive one (1) +1 Bonus Potion* for participating in 
all 10 rounds of the contest and in at least 45 of the 50 scheduled fights. 

BEST RECORD AWARD
The individual manager that achieves the best Win/Loss% over the course of the contest 
(turns 385-394), will receive 10% of the entry RU Certificates.  Tie breakers will be:  
1) total kills during contest; 2) total fights during contest; and lastly, 3) head-to-
head win/loss% between tied teams.

UNSTUCK IN TIME AWARD
The manager that achieves the most kills during the course of the contest (turns 385-
394) will be allowed to transfer one (1) warrior from another team onto his/her team 
in DM 45.

FIRST PLACE WINNERS
The winning squad receives the following:

1.  60% of the Entry RU Certificates (to be divided at squad's discretion)
2.  Two (2) +1 Bonus Potions for each member of the squad*
3.  Favorites Knowledge for one (1) warrior on DM 45 team of each squad member
4.  Rename Stormcrowe Arena for six (6) months
5.  Rename four (4) Dark Arena Monsters for six (6) months
6.  Rename four (4) Arena Stand Bys for six (6) months

SECOND PLACE WINNERS

1.  20% of the Entry RU Certificates (to be divided at squad's discretion)
2.  One (1) +1 Bonus Potion for each member of the squad*
3.  Favorites Knowledge for one warrior on DM 45 team of each squad member
4.  Rename four (4) Dark Arena Monsters for six (6) months

THIRD PLACE WINNERS
1.  10% of the Entry RU Certificates (to be divided at squad's discretion)
2.  Favorites Knowledge for one warrior on DM 45 team of each squad member
3.  Rename four (4) Arena Stand Bys for six (6) months

*Bonus potions must be used with 2 turns of contest end AND can only be used on living 
warriors that participated in the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse 5 contest.

MODERATOR
Master Darque will be the moderator for this contest.  All questions and disputes can 
be directed to him.  He is the final arbitrator for the contest and his decisions are 
final.  A copy of the scoring rules can be requested via email or diplomatic note.  
Please use the email listed above for any inquiries and note SLAUGHTERHOUSE in the 
subject line.

                        *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *

SCORING FOR THE STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (SSV)

Turn 1:  SSV Scoring (DM 45)

     +1 Win
     -1 Death
     +1 Kill

     Wins and kills against Arena Stand Bys and Squad-mates will not be scored (Please 
     note:  Death against any opponent will be scored with a -1).  Dark Arena fights 
     will be scored regularly.

Turn 2:  Delarquan Death Fest (DM 59)

     Win = +2 pts
     Loss = -1 pt
     Kill = +5 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
     Death = -3 pts [in addition to -1 pt for Loss]
     Dark Arena Kill = +10 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
     Dark Arena Death = -5 pts [in addition to -1 pt for Loss]

     Challenges against squad-mates will incur -1 penalty for both participants.  
     Death penalties will also apply.

Turn 3:  TOGS IV Scoring (DM 60)

     10 points for winning on your upchallenge against another SSV warrior.
      7 points for winning on your even challenge of another SSV warrior.
      7 points for winning on another SSV warrior's challenge.
      7 points for winning a random matchup against another SSV warrior.
      4 points for winning a random matchup against a non-SSV warrior.

     Do not fight your teammate, you will not get any points.  Also, you will not get 
     any points if you challenge a non-SSV team (this includes the Dark Arena).

     5 points for a spotlight written by any team member, 1 per manager per turn. The 
     minimum length of a spotlight to receive points is 1/2 column in the newsletter 
     (that's 31 lines--each line 86 characters across).  In addition to the length 
     criteria, spotlights will not be given any points if they are in any way 
     plagiarized or if they are not Duelmasters or fantasy related.  If in doubt about 
     the content, email me before the turn and I will be happy to verify it for you.

     -5 points per manager who does not write at least one (1) personal ad.

     -5 points for being the team that avoided the most.

Turn 4:  Battle Royale (DM 18)

     +1 Win
     +1 Kill
     -1 Loss
     -1 Death

     No Avoids (-10 point penalty for avoiding)

Turn 5:  (Un)Popularity Contest

     +11 for Turn's Most Popular with a descending point award for most popular 
     warriors' list (e.g. +10 for second most popular, +9 for third most popular, etc)  
     Only warriors listed on the most popular list will score points (between +10 and 
     +1).

     +11 for Turn's Least Popular with a descending point award for least popular 
     warriors' list (e.g. +10 for second least popular, +9 for third least popular, 
     etc)  Only warriors listed on the least popular list will score points (between 
     +10 and +1).

Turn 6:  Slaughter Priest Memorial (DM 54)

     No Challenges

     3 points for winning
     3 points for killing (giving 6 in total, 3 for the win and 3 for the kill)
     3 points for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of 
          number of personals beyond one you still only get three (3) points).  Make 
          sure it is written from one of your team's warriors and not simply the 
          manager entity or you will not get the point.
     -3 points for losing
     -3 points for being killed (giving -6 in total, -3 for losing and -3 for being 
          killed)

Turn 7:  Turf War (DM 47)

     Team Points:
       Fights made:
          1 = 0 points,  2 = 0 points,  3 = 1 point,  4 = 3 points,  5 = 5 points

       Wins earned:
          1 = 1 point,  2 = 3 points,  3 = 6 points,  4 = 10 points,  5 = 15 points

     Champion win = 3 additional points

     Down Challenge = (-5) points each (DM is exempt from DC rule)

     Team with most wins per round earns 4 additional points (If ties, no points 
     awarded)

     Alliance/Squad Points (Round 7 Only):
       Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made)
          All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 warriors = 3 points
          All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 6 points
          All (each) team fights all five warriors = 9

     Alliance with most wins per that round = 5 points (If tied, no points awarded.)

Turn 8:  Morya Madness (DM 28)

     +3 points to the highest ranked warrior of each style.  Highest ranked is the 
     highest recognition total, regardless of record.  If case of a tie in recognition 
     points, win/loss percentage will be the tie breaker, followed by total kills 
     (warrior).

     +5 Top Team on the Move descending scoring down to #5 (e.g. +5 for first, +4 for 
     second, etc).

     +5 Most Successful Bloodfeuds (Contest Turns 1-8; cumulative for squad).  
     Bloodfeud victories for kills that did not occur during the contest do not count 
     to this total.

     +5 Most Avoided Squad (Contest Turns 1-8; teammates avoiding one another will not 
     be counted)

     -5 Most Avoiding Squad (Contest Turns 1-8)

     +5 Most Turn's Most Favorite (Squad) (Contest Turns 1-8)

     +5 Most Turn's Least Favorite (Squad) (Contest Turns 1-8)

Turn 9:  Mordant Olympics (DM 1)

     The three teams (not squads) with the best win-loss record over turns 1-9 (who 
     meet minimum fight criteria).  Cumulative kills and total recognition will serve 
     as tie breaks if needed.

     Gold -- 25 points
     Silver -- 15 points
     Bronze -- 10 Points

     + 3 Points for an Attacker [Challenge] Win (Challenges against squad-mates will 
     incur a -2 point penalty)

     +3 Points for a Defender [being Challenged] Win (Challenges from squad-mates will 
     incur a -2 point penalty)

Turn 10:  Slaughterhouse V (DM 45)

     +5 Win
     -5 Death
     +5 Kill

     Wins and kills against Arena Stand Bys and Squad-mates will not be scored (Please 
     note:  Death against any opponent will be scored with a -1).  Dark Arena fights 
     will be scored regularly.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CRYBABY was bested by SWEET REVENGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
LORD FOUL was vanquished by GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
CANNONBALL overpowered BALDASSARE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
HUNTSMAN defeated UNCLE FESTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH devastated TAMMY FAYE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
HREIDMAR THE RED overpowered KING MIDAS in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HOPALONG CASSIDY was overcome by DEEDERS in a 2 minute melee.
GENERAL PURPOSE vanquished CHEATING MANAGER in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
LUSTY LISA was vanquished by A BOMB IN A BULL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
G W BUSH overpowered LITTLE BOU in a 1 minute uneven match.
MAULT LIQUOR was narrowly defeated by SCORPION KING in a exciting 4 minute fight.
JOHNNY APPLESEED was viciously subdued by BIKINI ATOLL in a 3 minute conflict.
KNOS THE AXE was demolished by JACK O'LANTERN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
RICE & BEANS overcame GAUTREK in a action packed 1 minute gory fight.
YRSA was bested by R.O.U.S. in a action packed 1 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    65 -  48 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         AIMED BLOW        46 -  34 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     29 -  28 -  0      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  19 -  0      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  22 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  22 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  15 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  32 -  1      33  |

Turn 307 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CANNONBALL 72-5313         51  65  3  238 X-POSSE (1093)
SLASHING ATTACK  HUNTSMAN 7-5837            66  51  1  218 SENTINELS (1202)
STRIKING ATTACK  GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083     21  11  1  205 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)
AIMED BLOW       HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148   34  18  0  201 VIKINGS (1208)
WALL OF STEEL    HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850    51  42  1  196 VIKINGS (1208)
PARRY-STRIKE     BALDASSARE 7-6003          50  52  0  190 SENTINELS (1202)
PARRY-LUNGE      LORD FOUL 59-1395          36  54  2  187 BLOODGUARD (1341)
TOTAL PARRY      BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799       31  27  0   76 NUKE TEST (1443)
BASHING ATTACK   YRSA 47-7671               22  42  1   31 JOMSVIKINGS (1501)

The overall popularity leader is CANNONBALL 72-5313.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728.  The ten other most popular fighters were CANNONBALL 
72-5313, BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799, SCORPION KING 47-4718, HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148, 
DEEDERS 28-5419, GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124, JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, JACK O'LANTERN 
47-2762, RICE & BEANS 47-8667, and CRYBABY 72-5853.

The least popular fighter this week was LITTLE BOU 21-7929.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LUSTY LISA 28-5412, GAUTREK 47-7666, KING MIDAS 59-2770, LORD 
FOUL 59-1395, YRSA 47-7671, KNOS THE AXE 74-4394, A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503, TAMMY FAYE 
39-3520, HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850, and UNCLE FESTER 59-2768.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  4 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  MORYA(28)            1  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       4  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837             66  51  1  218  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378        22   4  0  102  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148    34  18  0  201  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083      21  11  1  205  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 LITTLE BOU 21-7929          29  21  0  132  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728        22  11  1  124  MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493)     SOLVEN
 DEEDERS 28-5419             22  14  1  119  TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511)     MORYA
 GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124     12   7  1  129  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          42  83  0  166  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 SCORPION KING 47-4718       18   4  1  137  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768        47  41  1  192  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          51  65  3  238  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503     22   8  2  129  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394        15   2  0   59  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV