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Date   : 08/15/2017    Duedate: 09/11/2017

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 315

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-SMITHSONIAN 8/250    496  235   1 67.9      CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248
    CRAZY CREEPS 60/363                         CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                         ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826
  2 SPARF! 20/873       3309 1687  35 66.2      BAD COMBINATIONS 71/1626
    SPARF! 54/1139                              THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812
    CRYPTICS 25/150                             IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883
    SKI TAOS 23/860                             INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745
    AVID FANS 45/199                            NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343
    REAL BEER 21/859                          3-STAR PRAIRI 47/1603   19   19   0 50.0
    THE BULLS 73/255                            TEAM KASSEL TAP 28/1511
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                         4 CSU COLLEGE 45/1630    8    8   0 50.0
    NOT QUITE 59/1028                         5 VIKINGS 10/1208      381  414   5 47.9
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           SENTINELS 7/1202
    AIR CANADA 73/1624                          VAN DUEL 51/1476
    KING'S COURT 11/34                          NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          MAULS LOCAL 457 22/1493
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                         PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570
    WS ARMS '05 71/1625                       6 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1432  125  136   2 47.9
    WS BATS '05 71/1633                       7 TEAM TOONS 47/1500    23   25   0 47.9
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                        COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
    MONGOL HORDE 73/1631                      8-WAR-C-KERS 71/1620   129  143   2 47.4
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                      9 WITLESS WON 39/1052  146  219   0 40.0
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                     10 TALL TALES 59/1335    96  144   2 40.0
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                    11-B.I.G. 32/1593        14   22   1 38.9
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                       INNERVISIONS 84/1594
    WAY BACK WHEN 73/1497                    12 OUTLAWS 72/1495       85  172   5 33.1
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       X-POSSE 72/1093
    WORLDWIDE GORE 73/547                    13-SHEWISH DIN 47/1628    1    1   0 50.0
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1459                    14-BASH BROS S 72/1621    0    1   0  0.0
    CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574                      BASH BROS BASEBALL 72/1617
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                      BASH BROS FAST FOOD 72/1618

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Hey there!  I'm off my meds and rarin' to go!  There were 49 fights today, which 
is two less than last time.  And ten challenges, which is three more than last time!  
Way to go!  Royal Flush avoided Vikings and nobody died. So let's look at the 
details...
     Oh ho!  Our brave Tower Guardian challenged Baldassare, whose record makes him 
look like a bit of an old fart.  Easy win, and skills, right?  But it didn't work out 
that way, did it?  F.O.A.D. (73-442) (53-24-2,257) of ALPHABET SOUP challenged 
BALDASSARE (7-6003) (57-52-0,230) of SENTINELS. F.O.A.D. slimly lost to BALDASSARE in 
a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge Title fight.  So Baldassare is now the Tower 
Guardian and the top Parry-Strike.
     BULL FROG (73-4547) (45-27-0,184) of THE BULLS challenged UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) 
(49-46-1,184) of TALL TALES.  BULL FROG demolished UNCLE FESTER in a popular 1 minute 
one-sided Challenge melee.
     LAR'EH WALKER (60-5825) (29-15-1,190) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH challenged TAMMY 
FAYE (39-3520) (43-89-0,190) of WITLESS WONDERS.  LAR'EH WALKER vanquished TAMMY FAYE 
in a 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl. 
     CANNONBALL (72-5313) (55-68-3,193) of X-POSSE challenged RUBBER KNIFE (54-2038) 
(78-54-1,195) of USELESS TOOLS.  CANNONBALL savagely defeated RUBBER KNIFE in a 3 
minute Challenge match.
     JIVE (25-624) (119-79-1,189) of CRYPTICS challenged GRIZZ GRIMHULT (19-5083) (25-
14-1,197) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE.  JIVE won victory over GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.  Jive is the top Parry-Riposte, and Grimhult is top 
Striker and the most challenged man in Crysalis.
     SCORPION KING (47-4718) (20-4-1,163) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged G W BUSH (59-2764) 
(45-50-2,167) of TALL TALES.  SCORPION KING was overpowered by G W BUSH in a 2 minute 
mismatched Challenge brawl.
     R BAGGIO (17-4867) (27-18-1,126) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL challenged SWEET REVENGE (8-
5378) (26-7-0,166) of PEASANT REBELLION.  R BAGGIO handily defeated SWEET REVENGE in a 
1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
     FRENCH KISS (73-590) (10-3-0,129) of WORLDWIDE GORE challenged CRYBABY (72-5853) 
(21-33-1,133) of OUTLAWS.  FRENCH KISS vanquished CRYBABY in a 1 minute one-sided 
Challenge duel.
     FIGHTER ACE (47-1189) (90-62-6,148) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged KNOS THE AXE (74-
4394) (21-3-1,149) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE.  FIGHTER ACE vanquished KNOS THE AXE in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge duel.
     COPYCAT (72-5854) (20-28-1,93) of OUTLAWS challenged TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) (18-
2-0,94) of CALENDAR GIRLS.  COPYCAT was overpowered by TUESDAY WELD in a 1 minute 
uneven Challenge match.
     All right, the rest of the stylemasters:
     DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (165-42-2,404) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN 
(106-26) (0-0-0,200) of those darned stand-ins.  DUTCH TREAT handily defeated RIRORNI 
CAPTAIN in an exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.    Dutch Treat is still our top 
Total Parry, and deserves it because the Rirorni Captain is no pushover.
     Here's an even tougher stand-in fight!  HARI-KARI (73-3049) (82-14-0,259) of WAY 
TO GO! II fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (106-28) (0-0-0,200) of  . HARI-KARI demolished 
ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute mismatched match. Hari-Kari is our top Aimed Blow.
     KING FORADAY (47-3762) (82-62-4,237) of ROYAL FLUSH fought HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-
5850) (55-45-1,188) of VIKINGS.  KING FORADAY handily defeated HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a 2 
minute mismatched competition.  Foraday is the top Basher.
     HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148) (40-19-0,211) of VIKINGS fought BLACK JACK SHELACK 
(47-4850) (55-33-2,224) of ROYAL FLUSH.  HREIDMAR THE RED was devastated by BLACK JACK 
SHELACK in a 3 minute mismatched bout.  Mr. Shelack is our top Lunger, supplanting 
F.O.A.D.
     The Arenamaster had a pretty bad day!  NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (29-17-2,225) of 
OTTO'S PARTS fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (106-28) (0-0-0,200) of  .
NUMBSKULL handily defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.  
Numbskull is top Slasher.
     LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (53-26-2,211) of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought HUNTSMAN (7-5837) 
(71-53-1,213) of SENTINELS.  LAND OF FLUSH beat HUNTSMAN in a 2 minute fight.  Land of 
Flush is our top Parry-Lunge.
     DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (120-58-3,210) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-
29) (0-0-0,200) of  .  DAIRY QUEEN demolished CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided 
fight.  Queenie is our top Waste.
     Hmm... tidbits....
     The Referee is overall popularity leader.  THE REFEREE (45-1091) (104-55-4,254) 
of AVID FANS fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-0-0,200) of  .  THE REFEREE won victory over 
TELGOR in an exciting 2 minute fray.
     This turn's favorite is Boddington's.  BODDINGTON'S (21-5035) (41-26-0,200) of 
REAL BEER fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24) (0-0-0,181) of  .  BODDINGTON'S viciously 
subdued RIRORNI COOK in an exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
     And Warlock won the booby prize, least popular.  JINX (47-7951) (25-24-1,69) of 
TEAM TOONS fought WARLOCK (72-6137) (17-21-5,77) of OUTLAWS.  JINX demolished WARLOCK 
in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
     That's the scoop, the whole scoop, and nothing but the scoop for this turn.  Bye!

                                          Olaf Modeen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            58  52  0  253  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         166  42  2  414  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
-TINY TIM 60-6042             40  13  1  290  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
 HARI-KARI 73-3049            83  14  0  270  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         105  55  4  262  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 KING FORADAY 47-3762         83  62  4  252  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850   56  33  2  246  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167      82  27  1  237  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948            30  17  2  236  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        50  25  0  227  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        54  26  2  226  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         121  58  3  220  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           64  31  1  220  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 THE LION KING 47-6360        48  18  0  219  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 THE COUNT 50-1860            35  20  0  217  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 DARK TOWER 11-1702          111  66  0  216  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292            59  43  3  216  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           56  68  3  214  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          94  35  2  211  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613      48  40  1  211  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JIVE 25-624                 120  79  1  205  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              71  54  1  203  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         42  26  0  203  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        30  15  1  201  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708     34  29  1  200  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110    57  30  2  198  NOT QUITE (1028)           ILLIS
 F.O.A.D. 73-442              53  25  2  198  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083       25  15  1  198  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
-TAOS 26-4042                 50  25  1  197  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 BULL FROG 73-4547            46  27  0  197  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148     40  20  0  197  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038         78  55  1  190  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203         43  26  0  190  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 PIRES 7-5665                 31  15  0  190  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        68  60  1  189  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 SUPER GROVER 50-3413         27  14  0  189  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429          63  49  1  188  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 UZI 44-1701                  44  46  1  188  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
-WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594          28   5  2  187  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      55  46  1  186  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 PHONELESS CORD 54-2018       54  44  0  186  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694           39  25  1  186  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-THAT! 21-5272                24   8  2  186  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 G W BUSH 59-2764             46  50  2  185  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        37  20  1  185  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           43  90  0  184  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112       42  34  1  181  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       55  38  3  180  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546         52  18  2  180  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905          34  24  0  180  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728         25  16  1  180  MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493)     SOLVEN
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662          20  14  1  180  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         49  47  1  179  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839     30  26  0  179  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
 CUBA 26-3917                 44  28  0  178  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      54  31  1  177  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
-SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810     57  38  4  176  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LITTLE BOU 21-7929           33  25  0  176  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766       23   3  1  176  WAY BACK WHEN (1497)       ERINIKA
-THE ROCK 30-4314             21   7  1  173  WRESTLMANIACS (1459)       IAYE
 A.O. HELL 54-2523            44  23  2  171  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        43  24  4  171  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 OSCAR 50-3153                44  25  0  170  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 ACE METRIC 47-3554           38  35  0  170  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-ORPHAN 72-5463               28  41  2  169  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 FIGHTER ACE 47-1189          91  62  6  168  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 R BAGGIO 17-4867             28  18  1  167  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
-LUSTY LISA 28-5412           27  27  2  160  TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511)     MORYA
 SCORPION KING 47-4718        20   5  1  154  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-TRASH CAN 50-3403            36  20  4  151  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394         21   4  1  145  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV
 FRENCH KISS 73-590           11   3  0  141  WORLDWIDE GORE (547)       ERINIKA
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378         26   8  0  139  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
-GREEN KING 21-5183           22   8  0  138  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-PLYMOUTH ROCK 8-5218         38  12  0  126  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
 A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503      22  10  2  126  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-DEEDERS 28-5419              24  18  1  123  TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511)     MORYA
 CRYBABY 72-5853              21  34  1  123  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
-GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124      13   8  1  122  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762       17   6  1  121  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           43  47  1  120  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 TUESDAY WELD 73-6047         19   2  0  105  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DROP TOP BM 32-6283          16   8  2  100  B.I.G. (1593)              ARVAT
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     31  65  0   94  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 BONESCRAPER 50-3837          29   8  0   94  MESOPOTAMIA (1432)         SNOWBOUND

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COPYCAT 72-5854              20  29  1   87  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
-VISIONS 84-26780             23  21  0   85  INNERVISIONS (1594)        BLACKSTONE
 JINX 47-7951                 26  24  1   84  TEAM TOONS (1500)          NORTH FORK
 ROY ROGERS 72-7836           18  38  0   78  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
 GENE AUTRY 72-7838           21  35  3   77  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
-SNAEGH 45-4792               22   9  0   75  GOING BERSERK (1573)       STORMCROWE
-PEPPER 47-8958               13   8  0   65  STAR PRAIRIE (1603)        NORTH FORK
 WARLOCK 72-6137              17  22  5   64  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
 CABO WABO 51-5583            19  14  2   63  VAN DUEL (1476)            TRICORUS
-YOSEMITE 8-5231              22   2  0   60  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
 NANU NANU 45-5227            15   6  0   58  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1630)   STORMCROWE
-ALWAYS AN ADDICT 59-2956     15  13  0   58  BASHAHOLICS ANON (1326)    ILLIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

F.O.A.D. slimly lost to BALDASSARE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
BULL FROG demolished UNCLE FESTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
LAR'EH WALKER vanquished TAMMY FAYE in a 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
CANNONBALL savagely defeated RUBBER KNIFE in a 3 minute Challenge match.
JIVE won victory over GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
SCORPION KING was overpowered by G W BUSH in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
R BAGGIO handily defeated SWEET REVENGE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
FRENCH KISS vanquished CRYBABY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FIGHTER ACE vanquished KNOS THE AXE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
COPYCAT was overpowered by TUESDAY WELD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
LAND OF FLUSH beat HUNTSMAN in a 2 minute fight.
HARI-KARI demolished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute mismatched match.
DUTCH TREAT handily defeated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
HREIDMAR THE RED was devastated by BLACK JACK SHELACK in a 3 minute mismatched bout.
NUMBSKULL handily defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
THE REFEREE won victory over TELGOR in a exciting 2 minute fray.
AFRICAN QUEEN bested VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
THE LION KING defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 4 minute bout.
PIRES was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
KING FORADAY handily defeated HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
BULL DURHAM vanquished MAULT LIQUOR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
STEVE MCQUEEN was handily defeated by GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute uneven duel.
DAIRY QUEEN demolished CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DISCO QUEEN won victory over HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 2 minute match.
A GROUNDSKEEPER overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE COUNT demolished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
SUPER GROVER was overcome by GOJIRO in a action packed 1 minute bout.
UZI was overpowered by GOJIRO in a 1 minute brutal uneven competition.
RUBBER KNIFE was defeated by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a action packed 2 minute fight.
LONDON QUIREBOY was viciously subdued by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 2 minute fight.
DARK TOWER overpowered LITTLE BOU in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BEERVAHNA overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DORSAL FINN was demolished by RIRORNI COOK in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
BODDINGTON'S viciously subdued RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
GENERAL PUBLIC was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PHILLIP THE BIRD demolished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ACE METRIC was overpowered by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CUBA was luckily beaten by CLOTTO in a action packed 3 minute brutal competition.
DEATHFROMABOVE overpowered KING MIDAS in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT unbelievably bested ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 8 minute match.
OSCAR was viciously subdued by TELGOR in a popular 3 minute bloody conflict.
A.O. HELL overpowered CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
PHONELESS CORD overcame RIRORNI COOK in a 2 minute match.
JACK O'LANTERN overpowered ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
A BOMB IN A BULL was overpowered by IMPRISONED SPY in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
JOHNNY APPLESEED slimly won victory over NANU NANU in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout.
BONESCRAPER subdued ROY ROGERS in a 2 minute match.
CABO WABO was overcome by GENE AUTRY in a exciting 1 minute bout.
JINX demolished WARLOCK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         PARRY-STRIKE      22 -   5 -  1      81  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         AIMED BLOW        48 -  32 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  12 -  1      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         LUNGING ATTACK    63 -  54 -  0      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  23 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  16 -  0      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   24 -  32 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  34 -  1      31  |

Turn 315 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  7         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  7         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  6                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         7 -  6                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     BALDASSARE 7-6003          58  52  0  253 SENTINELS (1202)
TOTAL PARRY      DUTCH TREAT 26-1841       166  42  2  414 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          83  14  0  270 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
BASHING ATTACK   KING FORADAY 47-3762       83  62  4  252 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLACK JACK SHELAC 47-4850  56  33  2  246 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
SLASHING ATTACK  NUMBSKULL 52-2948          30  17  2  236 OTTO'S PARTS (664)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373      54  26  2  226 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)
WALL OF STEEL    DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685       121  58  3  220 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JIVE 25-624               120  79  1  205 CRYPTICS (150)
STRIKING ATTACK  GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083     25  15  1  198 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)

The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BODDINGTON'S 21-5035.  The ten other most popular fighters were NANU NANU 
45-5227, CANNONBALL 72-5313, CUBA 26-3917, IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110, BALDASSARE 
7-6003, THE REFEREE 45-1091, AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424, THE LION KING 47-6360, JOHNNY 
APPLESEED 59-2767, and KING FORADAY 47-3762.

The least popular fighter this week was WARLOCK 72-6137.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503, LITTLE BOU 21-7929, MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728, 
COPYCAT 72-5854, KNOS THE AXE 74-4394, SWEET REVENGE 8-5378, DORSAL FINN 42-1662, 
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513, UZI 44-1701, and BULL DURHAM 5-4324.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           2  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  2 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            3  3 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  KRILL(44)            0  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  5 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       9  3 0  ERINIKA(73)          5  2 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          64  31  1  220  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 BALDASSARE 7-6003           58  52  0  253  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378        26   8  0  139  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148    40  20  0  197  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       54  26  2  226  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 R BAGGIO 17-4867            28  18  1  167  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083      25  15  1  198  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        42  26  0  203  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728        25  16  1  180  MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493)     SOLVEN
 JIVE 25-624                120  79  1  205  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        166  42  2  414  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112      42  34  1  181  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          43  90  0  184  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    34  29  1  200  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662         20  14  1  180  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 UZI 44-1701                 44  46  1  188  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 THE REFEREE 45-1091        105  55  4  262  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 KING FORADAY 47-3762        83  62  4  252  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 THE COUNT 50-1860           35  20  0  217  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 CABO WABO 51-5583           19  14  2   63  VAN DUEL (1476)            TRICORUS
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948           30  17  2  236  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038        78  55  1  190  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546        52  18  2  180  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110   57  30  2  198  NOT QUITE (1028)           ILLIS
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292           59  43  3  216  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          56  68  3  214  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           83  14  0  270  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394        21   4  1  145  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV