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Date   : 07/08/2014    Duedate: 08/04/2014

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 276

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-FEVER PITCH 21/1405   32   10   0 76.2      MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37
    PULP FICTION 32/1407                        USELESS TOOLS 57/1249
    GLAD TO MEAT YOU 41/1408                    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010
    WISH YOU WERE BEER 7/1402                   HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871
  2 AGED 84/1399         480  231   1 67.5      CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248
    BULLDOGS 11/174                             CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117
    COLORIFIC 48/815                            ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826
    SMITHSONIAN 8/250                           THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812
    ATTRIBUTES 82/1390                          IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883
    CRAZY CREEPS 60/363                         INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                       4-DARK BLADES 3/1401   141  124   0 53.2
    METAL MINCERS 29/276                        BATTEL BLADES 9/1403
    SAPHIRE DREAM 82/1418                     5 TALL TALES 59/1335    42   42   1 50.0
    PROBLEM CAUSERS 84/1368                   6 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364    9    9   1 50.0
    GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577                  7-VIKINGS 10/1208      240  299   2 44.5
  3 SPARF! 20/873       2790 1363  33 67.2      SENTINELS 7/1202
    SPARF! 54/1139                            8 WITLESS WON 39/1052  137  189   0 42.0
    CRYPTICS 25/150                           9 BLOODGUARD 59/1341    13   18   1 41.9
    SKI TAOS 23/860                          10 DODGE BULLET 28/867  555 1007   5 35.5
    AVID FANS 45/199                            CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
    REAL BEER 21/859                         11 X-FORCE 8/1054        43   85   3 33.6
    THE BULLS 73/255                            X-POSSE 72/1093
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                           NIGHTHAWKS 71/1153
    NOT QUITE 59/1028                           TWISTED SISTERS 72/1201
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                        12 WAH CHING 52/1359      2    7   0 22.2
    KING'S COURT 11/34                          PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1331
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                       13-ZOMBIE SQUA 75/1411    1    4   0 20.0
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                         SERPENTS HOLD 26/1406
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         SERPENTS HOLD 59/1415
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         SERPENTS HOLD 65/1410
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                        ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 17/1404
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                        SERPENTS HOLD 2 51/1409
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                     14-FOOT OF PRI 35/1413    0    1   0  0.0

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 376): CLYDE D'CLUB of PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 373): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 6371: PITCHFORK of USEFUL WEAPONS (Smithy, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 325): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 348): ERMINE of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 343): CASTLE THUNDER of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 329): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 323): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 308): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 301): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 277): JOCK-IN-THE-BOX of SCOTCH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 277): TURBULENT BILLIARDS of BAD COMBOS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 278): F.U.B.A.R. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 93): WHITEY D'EAGLE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 275): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 376): Z GLADIATORS (Mr. Zee, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 373): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 371): WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 325): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 348): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 343): D.A. REJECTS (Spirit, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 329): PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 323): IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 308): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 301): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 277): ZOMBIE SQUADS (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 277): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 277): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 93): CHAPEL OF GHOULS (Var, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 275): AGED et al (Methusaleh, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 374): IWO JIMA of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 373): MERCURY of PLANETS (Stargazer, mgr.)
                          POP TARGET of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 347): BENEZIA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 343): EXPOSED of HORNY GOAT X (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 329): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 323): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 301): I MOTHER EARTH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

     Okay, okay, I am here again.  Cannonball should know that the use of big black
cannon weapons is no way to bring a gal to her knees.  Shame on Cannonball!  But the
guy did have some nice big round orbs.  Oh, yeah?  Enough to put a scare in little
ole me.  But I showed him.  It is surprising what a little lust and attention can do
to a man.  Very surprising.
     But I don't want to talk about that line of work or gladiating for that matter.
I am trying to be done with both.  Enough is enough.  I am planning and strategizing
on a new career, and I have found the perfect one for me.  I want to be a Consultant.
I am currently in training and I have already learned a lot of the playbookay:
     a. Bill by the hour, no matter what task is performed--whether advising,
phoning, texting, writing reports, looking up internet stuff--difficult and sweaty
tasks all
     b. Sign up for out-of-office jobs, so you can charge for travel time also; I
like being paid to drive, fly, or even sit reading while waiting in airports
     c. Never be finite.  Know stuff.  Report stuff.  But always use probable or
possible or potential or optimal, etc.
     d. Extend, prolong, practice getting the most out of the circumstance
     e. Constantly proclaim and sell thy greatness; know innocuous stuff that no one
else does (or wants to)
So I think I am ready I have a great mentor working with me.  Perhaps this will be my
last Face as a gladiator.
     Wish me luck.
     Whacking Willow, Tower Guardian Extraordinaire

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Our last meeting before the Summer Face to Face.  Let's see what we've got.
Significant point movements, Cyan up 33, Uncle Fester down 21.  Same fight.
     Most avoided, Sentinels.  Most avoiding them Royal Flush.  Most challenged,
Cannonball.
     Forty-four fights, five challenges, twenty-five standbys.  Twenty-five?  Is that
lots of avoids at work, or just really good/bad luck?  I'm tempted to do just the
challenges, or at least only those fights without standbys, but... what the heck.
The sun is shining, breakfast is almost ready even if it IS fish, and you might need
something to read while you wait for tourney turns to process.  So....

     HU YAN ZHUO (52-849) (20-27-0,38) of WAH CHING fought PLUTONIUM PUNCH (29-5669)
(22-9-0,75) of METAL MINCERS.  HU YAN ZHUO was luckily beaten by PLUTONIUM PUNCH in
an exciting 5 minute battle.  Five minutes of holes punched and punched and punched.
Sounds to me like this Hu Yan Zhuo is one tough dude.
     G W BUSH (59-2764) (30-26-1,80) of TALL TALES fought SKI MASK (58-5869) (66-111-
1,50) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  G W BUSH demolished SKI MASK in a 1 minute mismatched
match.  Not a surprise.
     MINDQUAKE (72-5861) (20-17-0,64) of TWISTED SISTERS fought KING MIDAS (59-2770)
(28-22-1,40) of TALL TALES.  MINDQUAKE was overpowered by KING MIDAS in a 1 minute
uneven competition.  The King does not quake in his crown!  Or his boots either.
     CYAN (82-42183) (13-11-1,51) of SAPHIRE DREAM fought UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (33-
23-1,90) of TALL TALES.  CYAN narrowly defeated UNCLE FESTER in an action packed 3
minute bout.  This is the fight that led to the big point movements, and you can see
why.

     YOSEMITE (8-5231) (19-1-0,39) of SMITHSONIAN fought NEFARA (50-3785) (15-12-
1,58) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  YOSEMITE savagely defeated NEFARA in a popular 15 minute
gruesome battle.  Fifteen minutes?  What happened to Old Faithful?  There should have
been boiling and blasting here.
     SCOUNDREL (84-7048) (8-4-1,57) of PROBLEM CAUSERS fought DART (8-4586) (20-14-
1,60) of X-FORCE.  SCOUNDREL was unbelievably bested by DART in an exciting 5 minute
brutal conflict.  I dunno, *I* can believe it.  Although Dart taking five minutes may
be a little lazy?  Or maybe it was just strategy, eh?
     LORD FOUL (59-1395) (26-32-2,105) of BLOODGUARD fought R BAGGIO (17-4867) (20-
11-1,127) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL.  LORD FOUL bested R BAGGIO in a crowd pleasing 1
minute match.  Warning:  Do not play football with Italians!
     GLACIER (58-5887) (45-52-0,144) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought MAD COW DISEASE (11-
7493) (20-3-1,104) of BULLDOGS.  GLACIER was viciously subdued by MAD COW DISEASE in
a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.  And it took a mad cow to make the attempt, too.

     JIVE (25-624) (112-72-1,203) of CRYPTICS fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-0-0,200) of
the College of Mimes.  JIVE was demolished by TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute
brutal uneven duel.  The first standby, and a win for Telgor, who will be out on the
sands again.
     LAR'EH WALKER (60-5825) (20-9-1,200) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH fought RIRORNI COOK
(106-24) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  LAR'EH WALKER was handily defeated by
RIRORNI COOK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.  That's a second win for the standbys.
     F.O.A.D. (73-442) (42-19-2,208) of ALPHABET SOUP fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29)
(0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  F.O.A.D. viciously subdued CRYSALIS GUARD in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal bout.  And the Guard's ambitions exceed his abilities.
     SITS ON HIS DUFF (73-1810) (49-31-4,185) of THINGS GEORGE DOES fought TELGOR
(106-27) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  SITS ON HIS DUFF was demolished by
TELGOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.  Second win for Telgor.
     LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (46-23-1,190) of CHAPEL ROCK fought ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL (106-28) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  LONDON QUIREBOY was handily
defeated by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 minute fight.  Arenamasters often do that.

     IMMOVEABLE OBJECT (59-2110) (50-23-2,198) of NOT QUITE fought ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL (106-28) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  IMMOVEABLE OBJECT was
devastated by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 minute battle.  Even twice in a row.
Amazing stamina.
     HUNZICKER BOWL (23-4182) (50-30-3,200) of SKI TAOS fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-
30) (0-0-0,240) of the College of Mimes.  HUNZICKER BOWL was luckily beaten by
VERMICIOUS KNID in a 4 minute contest.  I gotta tell you, things are looking good for
the standbys, which means they are NOT looking good for everybody else.
     BULL FROG (73-4547) (39-20-0,199) of THE BULLS fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-22)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  BULL FROG was savagely defeated by THE
BLACKSMITH in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.  What is this, Let The Standbys Win
day?
     RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) (42-12-2,198) of USELESS TOOLS fought CRYSALIS GUARD
(106-29) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  RUBBER KNIFE savagely defeated
CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 5 minute gory match.  Second loss for the Guard; that's
something.
     VIKING RAIDER (54-2885) (32-11-1,190) of SPARF! fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-
0,181) of the College of Mimes.  VIKING RAIDER was luckily beaten by CLOTTO in an
action packed 2 minute gory duel.  I've never thought Clotto paid much attention to
training, but maybe I'm wrong.

     NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (20-11-2,206) of OTTO'S PARTS fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-
0,181) of the College of Mimes.  NUMBSKULL overpowered CLOTTO in an exciting 2 minute
gory uneven competition.  Or maybe I'm not wrong.
     LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (38-23-0,208) of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought GOJIRO (106-31)
(0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes.  LAND OF FLUSH was vanquished by GOJIRO in a 2
minute gruesome one-sided fray.  Flushed down the, ah, flushed away, yes?
     FIGHTER ACE (47-1189) (82-56-6,210) of ROYAL FLUSH fought TEMPTRESS (47-6671)
(20-13-1,167) of LUROCIAN DEVILS.  FIGHTER ACE subdued TEMPTRESS in an exciting 1
minute melee.  Two managed gladiators in a random match!  Incredible.
     THE COUNT (50-1860) (24-14-0,189) of OPEN SESAME fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-22)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  THE COUNT savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a
popular 2 minute gory duel.  Right, we counted on that.
     THE LION KING (47-6360) (35-13-0,207) of ROYAL FLUSH fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-
0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  THE LION KING overpowered TELGOR in a 2 minute
brutal uneven fight.  Aha!  A loss for Telgor!

     BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (42-29-2,198) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CRYSALIS GUARD
(106-29) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  BLACK JACK SHELACK viciously subdued
CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 4 minute contest.  Three losses for the Guard now.
     STEVE MCQUEEN (47-3908) (61-52-1,195) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-
0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  STEVE MCQUEEN was vanquished by CLOTTO in an
action packed 2 minute one-sided match.  More oomph than I expected from Clotto.
It's probably the name, which makes me think of a clown.
     KING FORADAY (47-3762) (71-57-4,198) of ROYAL FLUSH fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-0-
0,200) of the College of Mimes.  KING FORADAY slimly won victory over TELGOR in a
popular 2 minute gory contest.  A second loss for Telgor.
     ACE FREHLEY (47-3669) (26-15-0,206) of ROYAL FLUSH fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-
11) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes.  ACE FREHLEY was defeated by AMBER
WOLFWALKER in a 2 minute conflict.  Looks like somebody through Ace off the back of a 
sleigh.
     PHILLIP THE BIRD (40-3708) (26-22-1,194) of CRUEL PET NAMES fought THE
BLACKSMITH (106-22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  PHILLIP THE BIRD
overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in an exciting 2 minute one-sided match.  Hmm.  Try
getting your armor fixed any time soon, Phillip!

     BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (48-28-1,204) of PARTY ANIMALS fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520)
(34-59-0,152) of WITLESS WONDERS.  BULL DURHAM devastated TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute
one-sided brawl.  A match made in, ah, somewhere.  Tammy does like to party.
     DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (82-30-2,231) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(106-28) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  DISCO QUEEN vanquished ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL in a 1 minute one-sided fray.  Is this Sandoval's natural humility (hard to
believe, but he has it) making him bow before a Queen?
     THE REFEREE (45-1091) (91-52-4,385) of AVID FANS fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER
(106-23) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  THE REFEREE slimly won victory over
VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 3 minute bout.  I should hope so!  That slimy creature
really IS villainous.
     ACE OF BASE (47-6905) (29-16-0,213) of ROYAL FLUSH fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-
22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  ACE OF BASE devastated THE BLACKSMITH in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched bout.  Looking bad for the Smith.
     DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (142-41-2,216) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought THE BLACKSMITH
(106-22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  DUTCH TREAT devastated THE BLACKSMITH
in an exciting 3 minute mismatched conflict.  Looking VERY bad for the Smith.

     TINY TIM (60-6042) (37-13-1,240) of CRAZY CREEPS fought ROTTEN LIVER (52-2902)
(48-24-1,222) of OTTO'S PARTS.  TINY TIM luckily beat ROTTEN LIVER in an exciting 5
minute brutal fight.  Well, of course.  I knew Tim wasn't a real drinker.
     HARI-KARI (73-3049) (65-12-0,226) of WAY TO GO! II fought ORANGE CRUSH (48-3809)
(24-14-1,200) of COLORIFIC.  HARI-KARI overpowered ORANGE CRUSH in a 2 minute uneven
match.  Yes, but what a mess!  Once you take and whack the can open, you've got
orange soda everywhere--you'd be amazed at how far it will spew.
     FIVE GOLDEN RINGS (16-4331) (44-15-0,223) of GOLDEN GLADIATORS fought RUBBER
KNIFE (54-2038) (72-47-1,198) of USELESS TOOLS.  FIVE GOLDEN RINGS outlasted RUBBER
KNIFE in an action packed 9 minute gory duel.  Does this prove that the Rubber Knife
is useless?  No!  Only for some things.
     BODDINGTON'S (21-5035) (34-19-0,224) of REAL BEER fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29)
(0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  BODDINGTON'S lost to CRYSALIS GUARD in an
action packed 4 minute gruesome duel.  The Guard's only win.
     ROWDY YOBBO (20-3429) (51-44-1,237) of SPARF! fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (106-
28) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  ROWDY YOBBO overpowered ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.  And Rowdy fulfills every gladiators
dream by defeating an arenamaster.

The challenges:
     GREEN KING (21-5183) (12-2-0,84) of REAL BEER challenged JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-
2767) (22-34-0,100) of TALL TALES.  Up 16.  GREEN KING demolished JOHNNY APPLESEED in
a 2 minute mismatched Challenge competition.  That's the problem with apples, people
come along and make them into applesauce.
     A GROUNDSKEEPER (45-1613) (37-34-1,146) of AVID FANS challenged YOUNG JOAN (28-
3534) (51-84-1,162) of DODGE BULLETS.  Up 16.  A GROUNDSKEEPER was viciously subdued
by YOUNG JOAN in a 2 minute Challenge contest.  Apparently he doesn't get to keep the
grounds after all.
     CUBA (26-3917) (39-19-0,173) of HERE TO PHOENIX challenged AMELIA (28-3417) (51-
59-1,178) of DODGE BULLETS.  Up 5.  CUBA was defeated by AMELIA in a 2 minute
Challenge duel.  Whoa!  That was a little bit of a surprise.
     ACE METRIC (47-3554) (34-25-0,179) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged GHOST DANCER (28-
3365) (56-71-0,180) of DODGE BULLETS.  Up 1.  ACE METRIC was vanquished by GHOST
DANCER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.  What is this, Bullet Dodgers Win day?
     BEERVAHNA (60-4292) (48-37-3,195) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH challenged CANNONBALL
(72-5313) (37-47-2,205) of X-POSSE.  Up 10.  BEERVAHNA devastated CANNONBALL in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight.  This was most-challenged Cannonball.

For the title, a random match:
     WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (73-26-1,282) of FLOWER GIRLS fought TRASH CAN (50-
3403) (29-13-4,211) of OPEN SESAME.  WHACKING WILLOW won victory over TRASH CAN in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute Title fight.  I'm not going to tell you what this one looked
like; if you didn't see it yourself, you'll just have to imagine it.  But Willow is,
once again, the top warrior of Crysalis.  Congratulations.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167      74  26  1  296  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE REFEREE 45-1091          92  52  4  388  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 TINY TIM 60-6042             38  13  1  260  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429          52  44  1  248  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331    45  15     243  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
 HARI-KARI 73-3049            66  12     242  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          83  30  2  241  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         143  41  2  224  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 ACE OF BASE 47-6905          30  16     221  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 THE LION KING 47-6360        36  13     218  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 F.O.A.D. 73-442              43  19  2  216  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948            21  11  2  214  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 FIGHTER ACE 47-1189          83  56  6  212  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TRASH CAN 50-3403            29  14  4  210  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292            49  37  3  209  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
-BALDASSARE 7-6003            39  38     209  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 KING FORADAY 47-3762         72  57  4  207  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850   43  29  2  207  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546         43  12  2  207  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           49  28  1  206  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038         72  48  1  205  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902         48  25  1  204  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      42  27  1  204  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708     27  22  1  204  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809         24  15  1  204  COLORIFIC (815)            CAER
-OSCAR 50-3153                39  17     200  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-DARK TOWER 11-1702           93  61     199  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       50  31  3  198  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         34  20     198  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365         57  71     196  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 ACE FREHLEY 47-3669          26  16     196  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 THE COUNT 50-1860            25  14     195  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 AMELIA 28-3417               52  59  1  193  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         108  54  3  192  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        36  22     192  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018       48  36     191  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 JIVE 25-624                 112  73  1  190  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
-BURGER KING 47-4152          44  41  3  190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        38  24     190  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           37  48  2  190  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
-TAOS 26-4042                 37  21  1  190  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110    50  24  2  189  NOT QUITE (1028)           ILLIS
 BULL FROG 73-4547            39  21     188  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-HUNTSMAN 7-5837              51  40     186  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203         36  19     185  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112       37  26  1  184  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      46  24  1  183  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
-UZI 44-1701                  39  38  1  183  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        32  12  1  183  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694           33  18  1  180  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        20  10  1  180  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        61  53  1  179  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810     49  32  4  179  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
-PIRES 7-5665                 23   8     178  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
-BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        39  16  4  177  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 TEMPTRESS 47-6671            20  14  1  177  LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364)     NORTH FORK
-ORPHAN 72-5463               26  26  2  176  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CUBA 26-3917                 39  20     170  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 ACE METRIC 47-3554           34  26     169  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534           52  84  1  168  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           34  60     159  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613      37  35  1  146  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 MAD COW DISEASE 11-7493      21   3  1  132  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            27  32  2  127  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
 GLACIER 58-5887              45  53     124  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
-A.O. HELL 54-2523            36  17  2  112  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 R BAGGIO 17-4867             20  12  1  111  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GREEN KING 21-5183           13   2     100  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     22  35      85  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 CYAN 82-42183                14  11  1   84  SAPHIRE DREAM (1418)       DWES EG
 G W BUSH 59-2764             31  26  1   83  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-IWO JIMA 8-5223              24   7  1   80  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
 PLUTONIUM PUNCH 29-5669      23   9      77  METAL MINCERS (276)        LAPUR
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         33  24  1   69  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 DART 8-4586                  21  14  1   67  X-FORCE (1054)             ARKERS
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           29  22  1   64  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-DECISIVE 82-19671             7   0      63  ATTRIBUTES (1390)          DWES EG
-NO TURN 35-4425              15  15  3   59  FOOT OF PRIDE (1413)       MURSKA
 SCOUNDREL 84-7048             8   5  1   58  PROBLEM CAUSERS (1368)     BLACKSTONE
-KAT 71-3531                  19  38  2   56  NIGHTHAWKS (1153)          KYR'TERR
 YOSEMITE 8-5231              20   1      55  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
-QUI GONG 54-3135             14   8  2   52  ASIAN INVASION (1318)      TROCAR
 NEFARA 50-3785               15  13  1   51  PUBLIC ENEMY (1331)        SNOWBOUND
-SADIE 46-4062                15   4  1   50  FANDILS (220)              ARDIVENT
 SKI MASK 58-5869             66 112  1   49  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 HU YAN ZHUO 52-849           20  28      49  WAH CHING (1359)           FRATSFA
 MINDQUAKE 72-5861            20  18      44  TWISTED SISTERS (1201)     DRAGONHEAD
-HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148     17   9      32  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

6-0!!  Haven't run that many here is a while, but 6-0? A Crip-like turn! -- The
Consortium Elders

AND, Crip returns with his masses?  Yay!  A sight to see. -- The Consortium Elders

Cannonball -- You had your chances, but I guess my sweet nothings were just too much
for you. (giggle) -- Whacking Willow

G.W. Bush -- I may like your politics, but I like winning more. -- Mad Cow Disease

Hu Yan Zhou -- Little did I know I was downchallenging, and for that I am sorry; but
whatever I did, I did it quickly. -- Decisive

Oscar -- I did not want to stay around after smacking you to watch your grouchy
ranting. -- Five Golden Rings

Dark Tower -- I am sorta surprised at that.  Little did I think I could take you down
with my ukulele.  I wasn't sure you were my type. -- Tiny Tim (going tippy-toe
through the tulips)

Hreidmar -- Are you seeing red? -- Scoundrel

Hoping to see many of you at The Chicago Face.... -- Consortiumites Everywhere

Two-three for us, and no surprises:

Ski Mask lost, he could never handle real beer.  It's a Duck thing.  I won, putting
A.O. Hell in the deep freeze.  Young Joan won, which was a surprise; she's usually
got her mind on other things.  Theology, revolution, that kind of things.  A trouble-
maker.  Amelia lost, spending all her time trying to keep the Alphabet Noodles out of
her barrels of smash.  And Ghost Dancer lost.  He said he saw a ghost during the
fight and had to stop and talk to it.  I never knew ghosts were much on talking!  But
there it is, Consortiumites, make of it what you will. -- Glacier

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BEERVAHNA devastated CANNONBALL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ACE METRIC was vanquished by GHOST DANCER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
CUBA was defeated by AMELIA in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
A GROUNDSKEEPER was viciously subdued by YOUNG JOAN in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
GREEN KING demolished JOHNNY APPLESEED in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
WHACKING WILLOW won victory over TRASH CAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title fight.
ROWDY YOBBO overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BODDINGTON'S lost to CRYSALIS GUARD in a action packed 4 minute gruesome duel.
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS outlasted RUBBER KNIFE in a action packed 9 minute gory duel.
HARI-KARI overpowered ORANGE CRUSH in a 2 minute uneven match.
TINY TIM luckily beat ROTTEN LIVER in a exciting 5 minute brutal fight.
DUTCH TREAT devastated THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 3 minute mismatched conflict.
ACE OF BASE devastated THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched bout.
THE REFEREE slimly won victory over VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 3 minute bout.
DISCO QUEEN vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BULL DURHAM devastated TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PHILLIP THE BIRD overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 2 minute one-sided match.
ACE FREHLEY was defeated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 2 minute conflict.
KING FORADAY slimly won victory over TELGOR in a popular 2 minute gory contest.
STEVE MCQUEEN was vanquished by CLOTTO in a action packed 2 minute one-sided match.
BLACK JACK SHELACK viciously subdued CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 4 minute contest.
THE LION KING overpowered TELGOR in a 2 minute brutal uneven fight.
THE COUNT savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
FIGHTER ACE subdued TEMPTRESS in a exciting 1 minute melee.
LAND OF FLUSH was vanquished by GOJIRO in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
NUMBSKULL overpowered CLOTTO in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven competition.
VIKING RAIDER was luckily beaten by CLOTTO in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
RUBBER KNIFE savagely defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 5 minute gory match.
BULL FROG was savagely defeated by THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
HUNZICKER BOWL was luckily beaten by VERMICIOUS KNID in a 4 minute contest.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT was devastated by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 minute battle.
LONDON QUIREBOY was handily defeated by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 minute fight.
SITS ON HIS DUFF was demolished by TELGOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
F.O.A.D. viciously subdued CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal bout.
LAR'EH WALKER was handily defeated by RIRORNI COOK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JIVE was demolished by TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal uneven duel.
GLACIER was viciously subdued by MAD COW DISEASE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
LORD FOUL bested R BAGGIO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
SCOUNDREL was unbelievably bested by DART in a exciting 5 minute brutal conflict.
YOSEMITE savagely defeated NEFARA in a popular 15 minute gruesome battle.
CYAN narrowly defeated UNCLE FESTER in a action packed 3 minute bout.
MINDQUAKE was overpowered by KING MIDAS in a 1 minute uneven competition.
G W BUSH demolished SKI MASK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HU YAN ZHUO was luckily beaten by PLUTONIUM PUNCH in a exciting 5 minute battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  19         TOTAL PARRY       35 -   9 -  1      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         PARRY-STRIKE      28 -  18 -  0      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         LUNGING ATTACK    59 -  43 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        36 -  31 -  1      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         WALL OF STEEL     40 -  44 -  0      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  21 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  25 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  30 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  20 -  0      33  |

Turn 276 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     9 - 10         4  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     AIMED BLOW         3 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         1  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167    74  26  1  296 FLOWER GIRLS (265)
PARRY-STRIKE     THE REFEREE 45-1091        92  52  4  388 AVID FANS (199)
LUNGING ATTACK   ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429        52  44  1  248 SPARF! (873)
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          66  12  0  242 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACE OF BASE 47-6905        30  16  0  221 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
WALL OF STEEL    THE LION KING 47-6360      36  13  0  218 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
BASHING ATTACK   KING FORADAY 47-3762       72  57  4  207 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JIVE 25-624               112  73  1  190 CRYPTICS (150)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373      38  24  0  190 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)
STRIKING ATTACK  SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810   49  32  4  179 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)

The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038.  The ten other most popular fighters were ROTTEN LIVER 
52-2902, SCOUNDREL 84-7048, HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182, BODDINGTON'S 21-5035, HU YAN ZHUO 
52-849, BULL FROG 73-4547, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331, RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546, THE COUNT 
50-1860, and F.O.A.D. 73-442.

The least popular fighter this week was YOSEMITE 8-5231.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SKI MASK 58-5869, CANNONBALL 72-5313, MINDQUAKE 72-5861, LAR'EH WALKER 
60-5825, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809, JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, KING 
MIDAS 59-2770, R BAGGIO 17-4867, and GLACIER 58-5887.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  MORYA(28)            3  0 0  TROCAR(54)           0  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            2  0 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            3  4 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       6  4 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  1 0  CAER(48)             0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          2  2 0  
TI(23)               0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  2 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       0  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          49  28  1  206  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DART 8-4586                 21  14  1   67  X-FORCE (1054)             ARKERS
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       38  24  0  190  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331   45  15  0  243  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
 R BAGGIO 17-4867            20  12  1  111  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         52  44  1  248  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        34  20  0  198  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      50  31  3  198  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 JIVE 25-624                112  73  1  190  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        143  41  2  224  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365        57  71  0  196  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 PLUTONIUM PUNCH 29-5669     23   9  0   77  METAL MINCERS (276)        LAPUR
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          34  60  0  159  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    27  22  1  204  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         92  52  4  388  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         83  30  2  241  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809        24  15  1  204  COLORIFIC (815)            CAER
 TRASH CAN 50-3403           29  14  4  210  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     74  26  1  296  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038        72  48  1  205  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546        43  12  2  207  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 GLACIER 58-5887             45  53  0  124  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110   50  24  2  189  NOT QUITE (1028)           ILLIS
 TINY TIM 60-6042            38  13  1  260  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          37  48  2  190  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           66  12  0  242  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 CYAN 82--23353              14  11  1   84  SAPHIRE DREAM (1418)       DWES EG
 SCOUNDREL 84-7048            8   5  1   58  PROBLEM CAUSERS (1368)     BLACKSTONE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      STARGRITS (28-3714) UGLY URBAN ORCS  (425) 
                        CAUSEY (65-5881) THE CAUSEY WAY  (659) 
                 FLYING HELLFISH (82-7132) CARNIVAL OF CHAOS  (1019) 
                     WARRIOR 1 (82-22691) TOURNEY TEAM II  (3620) 
                       CRAZY 69 (84-11518) CRAZY 88 20  (2091) 
                          ANGRY (84-11693) WORDS IX  (2126) 
                  SUBTERFUGE (84-38420) COLLUSION UNLIMITED  (6707) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes