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Date   : 09/13/2016    Duedate: 10/10/2016

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 303

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-CM - SCORPI 62/1565  494  234   1 67.9    3 COWBOY CROO 72/1535   12    9   0 57.1
  2 SPARF! 20/873       3161 1613  35 66.2    4-CARESS OF S 54/1546   14   11   2 56.0
    SPARF! 54/1139                            5 TEAM KASSEL 28/1511    7    6   0 53.8
    CRYPTICS 25/150                           6 DARQUE ANGE 39/1087  120  110   1 52.2
    SKI TAOS 23/860                           7 THE CHOSEN 8/1412      5    5   0 50.0
    AVID FANS 45/199                            THE CHOSEN 20/1369
    REAL BEER 21/859                            LORD OF DISCIPLINE 34/101
    THE BULLS 73/255                            LORDS OF DISCIPLINE 28/1373
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                         8-THE BEAST 82/1560    124  135   2 47.9
    NOT QUITE 59/1028                           LAMB OF GOD 82/1559
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           DYSTOPIAN OVERLORDS 33/1561
    KING'S COURT 11/34                          CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS 83/1557
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                        9 VIKINGS 10/1208      323  365   4 46.9
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                         SENTINELS 7/1202
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         MAULS LOCAL 457 22/1493
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                        PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                        BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 35/1572
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                    10 TALL TALES 59/1335    85  107   2 44.3
    WAY BACK WHEN 73/1497                    11 NUKE TEST 47/1443     10   13   0 43.5
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                    12 WITLESS WON 39/1052  145  208   0 41.1
    WORLDWIDE GORE 73/547                    13 SAY MY NAME 25/1383   10   17   0 37.0
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1459                    14 SERPENTS HO 47/1571    2    4   0 33.3
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                   15 OUTLAWS 72/1495       71  150   5 32.1
    PURPLE PLATYPI 72/1567                      X-POSSE 72/1093
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                  16 BLOODGUARD 59/1341    26   55   1 32.1
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                     JOMSVIKINGS 47/1501
    ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826                  17 EL CAMINO:H 47/1556    2    5   0 28.6
    CANADIAN WHISKEY 73/1563                 18-KAOS! 47/1566          0    2   0  0.0
    THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812                19 BASH BROS T 72/1568    0    1   0  0.0
    IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883                  BRASH BROS XMAS 33/1558
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745                  NEXT GENERATION 18/1564
    NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343                 BASH BROS FIREPLACE 72/1562

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

Hey Everyone, after numerous opportunities I'm finally the Tower Guardian.  I know the 
arena was a ghost town but I'll take what I can get.  Well, Huntsman, you're the only 
one active underneath me so you get the challenge.  Too bad I've never been able to 
beat you.  See you on the sands.

                                          -- Cannonball

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Ahoy Crysalis!

There were 52 fights today, way up from last turn's 16.  Good going!  And Dutch Treat, 
who forfeited the Title last turn due to not showing up, definitely showed up today, 
challenged, and got the Title back.  Well done!  DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (160-42-2,355) 
of WORLDWIDE GORE challenged CANNONBALL (72-5313) (48-63-3,229) of X-POSSE.  DUTCH 
TREAT unbelievably bested CANNONBALL in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight.  Cannonball, 
thanks for writing a column.  On the strength of that, I was rooting for you, but... 
*sigh*  Anyway, Dutch Treat is the top Total Parry.

That was the first of seven challenge fights, and here are the others.

AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (46-24-0,212) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (63-
50-1,216) of SENTINELS.  AFRICAN QUEEN was demolished by HUNTSMAN in a 2 minute gory 
one-sided Challenge melee.  Which is how Huntsman won his top Slasher honors.

F.O.A.D. (73-442) (48-24-2,190) of ALPHABET SOUP challenged PAR THE SLIVER (20-1423) 
(31-24-0,192) of THE CHOSEN.  F.O.A.D. vanquished PAR THE SLIVER in a popular 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge brawl.

RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) (51-15-2,198) of USELESS TOOLS challenged HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-
5850) (49-40-1,208) of VIKINGS.  RUBBER KNIFE was narrowly defeated by HAGAR BLUETOOTH 
in a 4 minute Challenge match.  Hagar Bluetooth is the top Wall of Steel.  Not, 
perhaps, so safe to challenge.

ACE METRIC (47-3554) (37-32-0,160) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged LORD FOUL (59-1395) (34-
51-2,178) of BLOODGUARD.  ACE METRIC was vanquished by LORD FOUL in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge fight.

KING FORADAY (47-3762) (77-62-4,179) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) 
(46-37-1,182) of TALL TALES.  KING FORADAY bested UNCLE FESTER in a popular 2 minute 
gruesome Challenge competition.  King is the top Basher, my own style back in the day.  
Good going!

FRENCH KISS (73-590) (5-3-0,61) of WORLDWIDE GORE challenged BIKINI ATOLL (47-7799) 
(28-25-0,69) of NUKE TEST.  FRENCH KISS vanquished BIKINI ATOLL in a 1 minute uneven 
Challenge duel.

Hmm... okay, stylemasters.

Top Lunger is Bull Durham.  BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (60-30-1,301) of PARTY ANIMALS fought 
BALDASSARE (7-6003) (50-48-0,207) of SENTINELS.  BULL DURHAM demolished BALDASSARE in 
a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched competition.

Land of Flush is the top Parry-Lunge this turn.  LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (50-25-2,273) 
of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29) (0-0-0,200) of .  LAND OF FLUSH 
savagely defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in an action packed 4 minute gory match.  Should you 
be able to be a stylemaster if you beat a stand- in?  Yeah, I suppose.  It wasn't 
Flush's turn he didn't get to fight a real gladiator.  He did show up, at least.

The top Aimed Blow is Hari-Kari.  Hmpf, fought another stand-in.  HARI-KARI (73-3049) 
(77-14-0,218) of WAY TO GO! II fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-30) (0-0-0,240) of  .  
HARI-KARI vanquished VERMICIOUS KNID in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.  
Good going.  I hate that damned Knid.

The Referee is top Parry-Strike.  THE REFEREE (45-1091) (100-55- 4,212) of AVID FANS 
fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-30) (0-0-0,240) of  .  THE REFEREE demolished VERMICIOUS 
KNID in a crowd pleasing 5 minute one-sided brawl. Ha!  That Knid kept coming back, 
didn't it?

Top Striker:  Wolfman Jack.  GRIZZ GRIMHULT (19-5083) (20-8-1,193) of BATTLEAXE 
STAMPEDE fought WOLFMAN JACK (5-4594) (26-3-2,203) of PARTY ANIMALS. GRIZZ GRIMHULT 
was overpowered by WOLFMAN JACK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

The top Parry-Riposte is Jive.  JIVE (25-624) (118-77-1,205) of CRYPTICS fought TELGOR 
(106-27) (0-0-0,200) of  .  JIVE lost to TELGOR in an exciting 2 minute fray.

I think that's everybody.  Oh, Royal Flush avoided Vikings.  Okay, good going.

That's all, and I gotta go before my nurse shows up looking for me.  Bye!

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         161  42  2  363  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           61  30  1  315  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        51  25  2  281  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              64  50  1  238  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      50  40  1  233  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 HARI-KARI 73-3049            78  14  0  229  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         101  55  4  225  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      54  28  1  218  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 THE LION KING 47-6360        45  17  0  218  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594          27   3  2  218  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 DARK TOWER 11-1702          108  65  0  217  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       54  36  3  210  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           48  64  3  210  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        66  58  1  208  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429          60  48  1  206  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 F.O.A.D. 73-442              49  24  2  206  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 PIRES 7-5665                 29  13  0  206  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         118  57  3  205  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        27  14  1  205  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 FIGHTER ACE 47-1189          90  60  6  201  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546         51  16  2  200  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            50  49  0  199  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 JIVE 25-624                 118  78  1  196  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810     57  36  4  196  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
-BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         39  25  0  196  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948            26  17  2  196  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112       41  32  1  195  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662          19  12  1  195  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 KING FORADAY 47-3762         78  62  4  194  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        46  25  0  194  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        37  18  1  193  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850   52  33  2  191  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148     32  17  0  191  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083       20   9  1  191  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292            57  42  3  190  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
-THE COUNT 50-1860            32  19  0  190  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-TAOS 26-4042                 47  24  1  188  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905          33  22  0  188  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 JACK KNIFE 47-6694           37  24  1  187  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            35  51  2  187  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
 PAR THE SLIVER 20-1423       31  25  0  187  THE CHOSEN (1369)          SEAM
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038         76  53  1  186  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          89  35  2  183  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 CUBA 26-3917                 44  26  0  183  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 EUROPEAN HAND BULL 73-3099   28  13  0  183  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         46  38  1  182  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 THE ROCK 30-4314             21   5  1  182  WRESTLMANIACS (1459)       IAYE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 UZI 44-1701                  42  44  1  181  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613      44  40  1  180  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708     31  28  1  179  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
-SUPER GROVER 50-3413         25  12  0  179  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 THAT! 21-5272                22   7  2  179  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018       53  42  0  177  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110    54  29  2  175  NOT QUITE (1028)           ILLIS
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203         40  25  0  174  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 OSCAR 50-3153                43  23  0  172  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           42  79  0  171  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
-BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        42  22  4  168  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 GREEN KING 21-5183           21   6  0  167  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 TRASH CAN 50-3403            35  18  4  157  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 ACE METRIC 47-3554           37  33  0  155  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766       20   2  1  151  WAY BACK WHEN (1497)       ERINIKA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-A.O. HELL 54-2523            41  22  2  149  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-LITTLE BOU 21-7929           29  18  0  144  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 R BAGGIO 17-4867             25  17  1  144  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           41  37  1  139  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 G W BUSH 59-2764             42  42  2  137  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-BULL FROG 73-4547            41  27  0  120  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728         22   8  1  120  MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493)     SOLVEN
 CRYBABY 72-5853              18  25  1  105  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LUSTY LISA 28-5412           21  23  2  100  TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511)     MORYA
-SWEET REVENGE 8-5378         19   4  0   95  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 KOROSHIYA ICHI 28-4976       21   6  3   94  LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (1373) MORYA
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839     24  20  0   93  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
 FASCIST BULLY BOY 34-1948    23  11  0   92  LORD OF DISCIPLINE (101)   MONUNTIAL

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DEEDERS 28-5419              19  13  1   79  TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511)     MORYA
 STURM THE BRUTE 20-724       17  17  2   78  THE CHOSEN (1369)          SEAM
 FRENCH KISS 73-590            6   3  0   78  WORLDWIDE GORE (547)       ERINIKA
-EARL 46-4429                 20  17  0   77  FANDILS (220)              ARDIVENT
-NYALL BLOODGRIN 54-2782      17   6  1   72  CARESS OF STEEL (1546)     TROCAR
-LINCOLN HILLS 46-4506        20   9  2   71  FANDILS (220)              ARDIVENT
 RICE & BEANS 47-8667         16   4  1   70  EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1556) NORTH FORK
-NINE-TAILED FOX 31-6359      19  11  0   68  NUMBERS GAME (736)         CHIMLEVTAL
 THE FALLEN ONE 39-3416       22  27  2   64  DARQUE ANGELS (1087)       XOCHITHLAN
-HOWARD THE DUCK 39-3845      18   9  0   63  DUCKS UNLIMITED (129)      XOCHITHLAN
-FIDO 11-8028                 19   2  2   61  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
-YRAH BANEWRECKER 8-5527      16   9  3   60  THE CHOSEN (1412)          ARKERS
 JONAS 25-5938                17   9  1   59  SAY MY NAME (1383)         LYRATILAN
 GAUTREK 47-7666              27  31  3   57  JOMSVIKINGS (1501)         NORTH FORK
-NORTH STAR 62-4854           18   3  0   57  CM - SCORPIO (1565)        VALAMANTIS
-CRUSH THE DOCTOR 18-9585     17   5  1   57  NEXT GENERATION (1564)     TALCAMA
 BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799         28  26  0   56  NUKE TEST (1443)           NORTH FORK
-MEZQUINO POLLO 47-8666       17   7  1   55  EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1556) NORTH FORK
-PICK HARD 18-10134           16   2  3   53  NEXT GENERATION (1564)     TALCAMA
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394         13   1  0   53  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV
-THAK BONESNAP 35-4392        16   3  1   52  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1572)  MURSKA
-CANDLESTICK 31-6623          14   4  0   46  USEFUL WEAPONS (1430)      CHIMLEVTAL
-ARAMIS RAMIREZ 72-5967       14   3  0   45  PURPLE PLATYPI (1567)      DRAGONHEAD
 RIA THE CARESSER 8-5387      14  14  0   42  THE CHOSEN (1412)          ARKERS
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     29  55  0   38  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YRSA 47-7671                 22  38  1   34  JOMSVIKINGS (1501)         NORTH FORK

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DUTCH TREAT unbelievably bested CANNONBALL in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight.
AFRICAN QUEEN was demolished by HUNTSMAN in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge melee.
F.O.A.D. vanquished PAR THE SLIVER in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
RUBBER KNIFE was narrowly defeated by HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a 4 minute Challenge match.
ACE METRIC was vanquished by LORD FOUL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
KING FORADAY bested UNCLE FESTER in a popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge competition.
FRENCH KISS vanquished BIKINI ATOLL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
HARI-KARI vanquished VERMICIOUS KNID in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
LAND OF FLUSH savagely defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a action packed 4 minute gory match.
SITS ON HIS DUFF was narrowly defeated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute match.
BULL DURHAM demolished BALDASSARE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched competition.
THE REFEREE demolished VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 5 minute one-sided brawl.
GRIZZ GRIMHULT was overpowered by WOLFMAN JACK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JIVE lost to TELGOR in a exciting 2 minute fray.
CUBA was devastated by GOJIRO in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PIRES savagely defeated HREIDMAR THE RED in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
THE ROCK was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GENERAL PUBLIC was viciously subdued by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 3 minute contest.
DORSAL FINN lost to TELGOR in a popular 1 minute match.
DARK TOWER handily defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 3 minute uneven duel.
HUNZICKER BOWL demolished CRYSALIS GUARD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
A GROUNDSKEEPER was overpowered by GOJIRO in a 2 minute gory uneven fight.
FIGHTER ACE defeated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a action packed 1 minute match.
DAIRY QUEEN overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
THAT! was overcome by THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute bloody bout.
STEVE MCQUEEN vanquished VERMICIOUS KNID in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
BLACK JACK SHELACK lost to VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 5 minute brutal fray.
THE LION KING demolished RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
LAR'EH WALKER overpowered TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
JACK KNIFE was viciously subdued by THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
OSCAR was overpowered by CLOTTO in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
NUMBSKULL was beaten by TELGOR in a popular 1 minute fray.
VIKING RAIDER was subdued by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute match.
ROWDY YOBBO viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
BEERVAHNA was overpowered by GOJIRO in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
LONDON QUIREBOY overcame GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
EUROPEAN HAND BULL won victory over RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute match.
GREEN KING overpowered KING MIDAS in a 2 minute uneven battle.
DISCO QUEEN vanquished FLOYD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome one-sided struggle.
UZI handily defeated ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
PHILLIP THE BIRD overpowered G W BUSH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven competition.
CRYBABY was demolished by MAULT LIQUOR in a exciting 2 minute one-sided match.
DEATHFROMABOVE overpowered CHEATING MANAGER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
TRASH CAN viciously subdued FLOYD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout.
R BAGGIO demolished LUSTY LISA in a exciting 3 minute brutal mismatched match.
KNOS THE AXE demolished YRSA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STURM THE BRUTE was viciously subdued by HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 2 minute contest.
RIA THE CARESSER was overpowered by THE FALLEN ONE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JOHNNY APPLESEED was demolished by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
RICE & BEANS was devastated by KOROSHIYA ICHI in a 5 minute one-sided match.
GAUTREK was overpowered by FASCIST BULLY BOY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DEEDERS bested JONAS in a popular 4 minute bloody fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         LUNGING ATTACK    66 -  46 -  0      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  17 -  1      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         WALL OF STEEL     27 -  26 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  22 -  0      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  19 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         AIMED BLOW        30 -  36 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  29 -  1      38  |

Turn 303 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  5         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         7 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  4         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  8     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  4         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DUTCH TREAT 26-1841       161  42  2  363 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
LUNGING ATTACK   BULL DURHAM 5-4324         61  30  1  315 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373      51  25  2  281 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)
SLASHING ATTACK  HUNTSMAN 7-5837            64  50  1  238 SENTINELS (1202)
WALL OF STEEL    HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850    50  40  1  233 VIKINGS (1208)
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          78  14  0  229 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-STRIKE     THE REFEREE 45-1091       101  55  4  225 AVID FANS (199)
STRIKING ATTACK  WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594        27   3  2  218 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JIVE 25-624               118  78  1  196 CRYPTICS (150)
BASHING ATTACK   KING FORADAY 47-3762       78  62  4  194 ROYAL FLUSH (10)

The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE REFEREE 45-1091.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLACK JACK 
SHELACK 47-4850, CANNONBALL 72-5313, TRASH CAN 50-3403, KOROSHIYA ICHI 28-4976, 
DEEDERS 28-5419, LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373, PIRES 7-5665, JACK KNIFE 47-6694, RUBBER 
KNIFE 57-2546, and DARK TOWER 11-1702.

The least popular fighter this week was GAUTREK 47-7666.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were YRSA 47-7671, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, CUBA 26-3917, BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799, 
PAR THE SLIVER 20-1423, RIA THE CARESSER 8-5387, G W BUSH 59-2764, KING MIDAS 
59-2770, LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825, and THE ROCK 30-4314.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            2  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       6  8 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  MORYA(28)            2  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  1 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            2  4 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  2 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          5  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  KRILL(44)            1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          61  30  1  315  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837             64  50  1  238  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 RIA THE CARESSER 8-5387     14  14  0   42  THE CHOSEN (1412)          ARKERS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     50  40  1  233  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       51  25  2  281  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 R BAGGIO 17-4867            25  17  1  144  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083      20   9  1  191  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         60  48  1  206  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 THAT! 21-5272               22   7  2  179  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728        22   8  1  120  MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493)     SOLVEN
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      54  36  3  210  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 JIVE 25-624                118  78  1  196  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        161  42  2  363  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 LUSTY LISA 28-5412          21  23  2  100  TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511)     MORYA
 THE ROCK 30-4314            21   5  1  182  WRESTLMANIACS (1459)       IAYE
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112      41  32  1  195  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 FASCIST BULLY BOY 34-1948   23  11  0   92  LORD OF DISCIPLINE (101)   MONUNTIAL
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          42  79  0  171  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    31  28  1  179  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662         19  12  1  195  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 UZI 44-1701                 42  44  1  181  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 THE REFEREE 45-1091        101  55  4  225  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 THE LION KING 47-6360       45  17  0  218  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 OSCAR 50-3153               43  23  0  172  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948           26  17  2  196  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       37  18  1  193  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546        51  16  2  200  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     54  28  1  218  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825       27  14  1  205  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          48  64  3  210  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           78  14  0  229  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394        13   1  0   53  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV