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Date   : 11/25/2014    Duedate: 12/22/2014

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 281

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 RIDERS OF T 43/1463   32   10   0 76.2      SENTINELS 7/1202
    WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/1451               10 WITLESS WON 39/1052  138  193   0 41.7
  2 BULLDOGS 11/174      488  231   1 67.9   11 BLOODGUARD 59/1341    14   22   1 38.9
    MUCH OLDER 84/1433                       12 DODGE BULLET 28/867  563 1024   5 35.5
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                         CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
    USEFUL WEAPONS 31/1430                   13-THE STORM RE 31/992    6   11   0 35.3
    CLASSIC CHARACTERS 33/1431                  FANTASTIC FIVE II 12/1424
  3 SPARF! 20/873       2885 1444  34 66.6      THE CEREAL KILLERS 21/1428
    SCOTCH 71/1442                           14-SERPENTS HO 47/1437    2    4   0 33.3
    SPARF! 54/1139                           15 X-FORCE 8/1054        49  100   3 32.9
    CRYPTICS 25/150                             X-POSSE 72/1093
    SKI TAOS 23/860                             NIGHTHAWKS 71/1153
    AVID FANS 45/199                            TWISTED SISTERS 72/1201
    REAL BEER 21/859                         16-WAH CHING 52/1359      4   11   0 26.7
    THE BULLS 73/255                            PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1331
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                        17 ARE YOU ? 22/1425      1    4   0 20.0
    NOT QUITE 59/1028                           BLIND MELON 15/1452
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           COUNTRY PIE 74/1473
    KING'S COURT 11/34                          BODY OF MUSIC 17/1453
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                       18 DEADLY RAGE 72/390     1    5   0 16.7
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                      19 NUKE TEST 47/1443      1    0   0  100
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                      20-SHEWISH BUF 47/1436    1    0   0  100
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                      21 BIG BAD 7/1448         0    1   0  0.0
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                        FRUITS 51/1467
    PRIMATES-R-US 25/963                        SPORTS 21/1456
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                        VEGGIES 3/1446
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        BAD GERMS 28/1091
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       SHEPHERDS 18/1454
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                       ON THE FARM 5/1447
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       FAMOUS HITTERS 3/1445
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1459                       MIGHTY MORALS 51/1466
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                      BASH BROS TAXI 29/1435
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                     FAMOUS HURLERS 43/1464
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                     PUBLIC TRANSIT 62/1470
    ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826                     BASH BROS. BOSS 24/1457
    THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812                   CLOWNING AROUND 42/1462
    IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883                  MIGHTY MORALS II 1/1444
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745                  NEXT GENERATION 58/1469
  4 OVERRATED 96/1044    132   94   1 58.4      BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/1440
    WASTED SCUM 47/1112                         FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1460
    UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881                     BASH BRO HOUSEMATE 19/1455
  5 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364   12   11   1 52.2      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/1461
  6 TALL TALES 59/1335    54   50   1 51.9      THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1458
  7-MOH 33/1439            4    4   0 50.0      BASH BROS. WAITRESS 46/1465
    MEDAL OF HONOR 30/1438                      BASH BROS EVANGELIST 65/1472
  8-MESOPOTAMIA 50/1432  121  134   2 47.5      GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/1471
  9 VIKINGS 10/1208      248  307   2 44.7

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Debby Tonte was here, she felt like talking when nobody else did, so....

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well
fergit it, 'cause this is the Spyreport for CRYSALIS.  MVP award for LORD FOUL?
BLOODGUARD's proud of him after beating GREEN KING and getting 27 points.  Talk about
yer big time losers!  KAT got smashed by ALASTARIAN DESERTER, and lost 23 points!
Like OVERRATED's RANDOM MATCHUP is sweating since she got challenged by Duelmaster
WHACKING WILLOW!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  WHACKING WILLOW stopped
RANDOM MATCHUP dead in hers tracks!  I hear the top team insists all their warriors
get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  The warriors of X-POSSE must be
getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I
don't?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are ROYAL FLUSH?  X-POSSE, an easy team to beat
if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Can DODGE BULLETS' AMELIA
be more popular than me?  She was challenged the most, but is that really the same?
I'm not so sure HARI-KARI knew all the facts when it  challenged STIGMA OF STUPID of
UNFIT TO BE ORCS.  I saw HARI-KARI stumbling and dribbling at The Warty Toad last
week...  Like, was that some fighting on HARI-KARI's part, or what?  And it got 23
points out of it!  (besides getting in my report)  Poor STIGMA OF STUPID.
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All CRYSALIS ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out
of a job, that's what!!!
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  CRYSALIS is like such a dump, and you guys
smell too much!  It's been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte

We had forty-two fights, ten challenges, and twenty-one standbys.  I don't think
anyone died, I didn't notice the orderlies carrying any bodies out.

     JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (23-38-0,63) of TALL TALES fought SKI MASK (58-5869)
(68-114-1,77) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  JOHNNY APPLESEED was handily defeated by SKI
MASK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.  Quite a turn-around on the usual reslut.
     KING MIDAS (59-2770) (31-24-1,69) of TALL TALES fought BIKINI ATOLL (47-7799)
(18-13-0,67) of NUKE TEST.  KING MIDAS lost to BIKINI ATOLL in a popular 1 minute
bout.  Anyone with red or even golden blood in his vains would have been stunned by
Bikini Atoll.  Ms. Atoll simply IS stunning.
     KAT (71-3531) (19-38-2,56) of NIGHTHAWKS fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (106-1) (0-
0-0,30) of the College of Mimes.  KAT was overpowered by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2
minute one-sided battle.  For shame!
     LEPER MESSIAH (72-3954) (14-3-1,46) of DEADLY RAGE fought HOGSHEAD (74-4372)
(17-7-1,48) of COUNTRY PIE.  LEPER MESSIAH overcame HOGSHEAD in an exciting 1 minute
match.
     MINDQUAKE (72-5861) (23-19-0,91) of TWISTED SISTERS fought HREIDMAR THE RED (10-
6148) (20-9-0,85) of VIKINGS.  MINDQUAKE was overpowered by HREIDMAR THE RED in a 1
minute uneven competition.
     UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (37-24-1,111) of TALL TALES fought RHINOVIRUS (28-3754)
(16-8-3,91) of BAD GERMS.  UNCLE FESTER handily defeated RHINOVIRUS in a popular 1
minute bloody mismatched duel.  It was bringing the box of nasal tissues that did it.

     GREEN KING (21-5183) (15-3-0,134) of REAL BEER fought LORD FOUL (59-1395) (27-
36-2,115) of BLOODGUARD.  GREEN KING was vanquished by LORD FOUL in a 1 minute one-
sided struggle.
     CUBA (26-3917) (40-21-0,168) of HERE TO PHOENIX fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-22)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  CUBA was beaten by THE BLACKSMITH in an
exciting 2 minute gruesome fight.  I never expected to see a gladiator beaten into
plowshares.
     JACK KNIFE (47-6694) (33-20-1,168) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-
0,181) of the College of Mimes.  JACK KNIFE was overpowered by CLOTTO in a 1 minute
one-sided competition.  And Jack had it lucky, at that, as Clotto did NOT kill him.
     ACE METRIC (47-3554) (35-27-0,176) of ROYAL FLUSH fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER
(106-23) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  ACE METRIC was beaten by VILLAINOUS
INFORMER in an action packed 1 minute bout.  Villainy indeed.
     BASE ON BULLS (73-3101) (41-17-4,197) of THE BULLS fought ORPHAN (72-5463) (26-
30-2,177) of X-POSSE.  BASE ON BULLS overcame ORPHAN in an action packed 1 minute
match.
     LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (48-25-1,197) of CHAPEL ROCK fought AMBER WOLFWALKER
(106-11) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes.  LONDON QUIREBOY was overpowered by
AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 2 minute one-sided fray.  So far, the standbys have had it
good.  Maybe we should rename them The Invincibles, like the standbys in Darkholm.

     RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) (45-13-2,206) of USELESS TOOLS fought THE BLACKSMITH
(106-22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  RUBBER KNIFE viciously subdued THE
BLACKSMITH in an exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
     HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (52-42-0,195) of SENTINELS fought PIRES (7-5665) (25-9-0,182)
of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS.  HUNTSMAN was bested by PIRES in a popular 1 minute duel.
     PHONELESS CORD (54-2018) (50-37-0,196) of USELESS TOOLS fought THE BLACKSMITH
(106-22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  PHONELESS CORD was overpowered by THE
BLACKSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
     SUPER GROVER (50-3413) (24-7-0,190) of OPEN SESAME fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  SUPER GROVER overpowered RIRORNI COOK in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.  If that's a comment on last night's stew, all I
can say is, YES!  I don't even want to know what went into that kettle.
     TRASH CAN (50-3403) (30-15-4,191) of OPEN SESAME fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-
0,220) of the College of Mimes.  TRASH CAN handily defeated GOJIRO in an exciting 1
minute one-sided fight.

     OSCAR (50-3153) (39-19-0,187) of OPEN SESAME fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11)
(0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes.  OSCAR was vanquished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a
popular 2 minute one-sided bout.
     THE REFEREE (45-1091) (94-53-4,203) of AVID FANS fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  THE REFEREE overcame RIRORNI COOK in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute bout.  And no, I am not going to tot up the record of the standbys
this month.  It depresses me.
     DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (145-42-2,205) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER
(106-11) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes.  DUTCH TREAT won victory over AMBER
WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute fray.
     A GROUNDSKEEPER (45-1613) (40-35-1,181) of AVID FANS fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-
0-0,220) of the College of Mimes.  A GROUNDSKEEPER was overpowered by GOJIRO in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
     THE LION KING (47-6360) (36-15-0,184) of ROYAL FLUSH fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-
22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  THE LION KING viciously subdued THE
BLACKSMITH in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.

     STEVE MCQUEEN (47-3908) (62-54-1,182) of ROYAL FLUSH fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-
0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  STEVE MCQUEEN defeated TELGOR in a popular 5
minute gory match.
     JIVE (25-624) (113-74-1,195) of CRYPTICS fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-0-0,200) of
the College of Mimes.  JIVE lost to TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fray.  Did
you ever wonder whether the records of regular warriors would be just as back-and-
forth as those of the standbys on a given day, if the regulars could (and would)
fight more than once?
     BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (45-30-2,218) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CANNONBALL (72-
5313) (38-51-2,198) of X-POSSE.  BLACK JACK SHELACK vanquished CANNONBALL in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
     DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (110-55-3,211) of ROYAL FLUSH fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-
26) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  DAIRY QUEEN devastated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a
popular 2 minute one-sided contest.  But the Captain enjoyed every minute of it,
being new to frozen deserts.
     LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (41-24-1,232) of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought THE BLACKSMITH
(106-22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  LAND OF FLUSH overpowered THE
BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.

     TOADKILLER DOG (47-1103) (49-20-1,240) of WASTED SCUM fought VIKING RAIDER (54-
2885) (33-13-1,184) of SPARF!.  TOADKILLER DOG bested VIKING RAIDER in an exciting 2
minute brutal fight.
     DARK TOWER (11-1702) (97-61-0,213) of KING'S COURT fought HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-
5850) (43-29-1,193) of VIKINGS.  DARK TOWER vanquished HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute one-sided fray.
     THE COUNT (50-1860) (27-15-0,212) of OPEN SESAME fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-
0,181) of the College of Mimes.  THE COUNT was luckily beaten by CLOTTO in a popular
2 minute bloody duel.
     BEERVAHNA (60-4292) (51-38-3,215) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH fought AMBER WOLFWALKER
(106-11) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes.  BEERVAHNA was devastated by AMBER
WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
     SITS ON HIS DUFF (73-1810) (52-32-4,213) of THINGS GEORGE DOES fought AMBER
WOLFWALKER (106-11) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes.  SITS ON HIS DUFF was
handily defeated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute contest.

The challenges:
     DART (8-4586) (23-16-1,83) of X-FORCE challenged G W BUSH (59-2764) (34-27-1,85)
of TALL TALES.  Up 2.  DART was savagely defeated by G W BUSH in an exciting 2 minute
bloody Challenge match.
     A.O. HELL (54-2523) (38-18-2,125) of USELESS TOOLS challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-
3520) (35-63-0,140) of WITLESS WONDERS.  Up 15.  A.O. HELL beat TAMMY FAYE in a
popular 1 minute Challenge melee.
     UZI (44-1701) (39-40-1,168) of BLOWN AWAY challenged GLACIER (58-5887) (47-55-
0,173) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  Up 5.  UZI won victory over GLACIER in a popular 1
minute Challenge fight.
     BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (51-29-1,199) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged BALDASSARE (7-
6003) (41-39-0,210) of SENTINELS.  Up 11.  BULL DURHAM vanquished BALDASSARE in a
popular 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
     NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (23-12-2,200) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged TEMPTRESS (47-6671)
(22-16-1,200) of LUROCIAN DEVILS.  Straight across.  NUMBSKULL was handily defeated
by TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.

     AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (38-23-0,188) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged GHOST DANCER
(28-3365) (57-75-0,190) of DODGE BULLETS.  Up 2.  AFRICAN QUEEN overpowered GHOST
DANCER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
     ACE OF BASE (47-6905) (30-18-0,198) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged AMELIA (28-3417)
(54-61-1,198) of DODGE BULLETS.  Straight across.  ACE OF BASE overpowered AMELIA in
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
     DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (85-31-2,189) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged YOUNG JOAN (28-
3534) (53-87-1,192) of DODGE BULLETS.  Up 3.  DISCO QUEEN vanquished YOUNG JOAN in a
popular 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
     HARI-KARI (73-3049) (68-13-0,224) of WAY TO GO! II challenged STIGMA OF STUPID
(31-4948) (48-28-1,250) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS.  Up 6.  HARI-KARI demolished STIGMA OF
STUPID in a popular 3 minute one-sided Challenge melee.

For the title, WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (78-26-1,417) of FLOWER GIRLS challenged
RANDOM MATCHUP (96-1048) (39-18-4,256) of OVERRATED.  Down... ah, more than 150.
WHACKING WILLOW slimly won victory over RANDOM MATCHUP in a 51 minute Challenge
fight.  Debby Tonte took a nap during this fight.  I brought a book.  But we still
congratulate Whacking Willow.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167      79  26  1  430  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103       50  20  1  252  WASTED SCUM (1112)         NORTH FORK
 HARI-KARI 73-3049            69  13     247  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        42  24  1  240  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 DARK TOWER 11-1702           98  61     231  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850   46  30  2  228  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         111  55  3  222  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEMPTRESS 47-6671            23  16  1  217  LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364)     NORTH FORK
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           52  29  1  214  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         146  42  2  211  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-F.O.A.D. 73-442              44  21  2  210  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546         46  13  2  209  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 ACE OF BASE 47-6905          31  18     209  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948     48  29  1  207  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 TRASH CAN 50-3403            31  15  4  207  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 THE REFEREE 45-1091          95  53  4  205  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048       39  19  4  205  OVERRATED (1044)           OLD VALAMANTIS
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          86  31  2  202  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        39  23     200  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 PIRES 7-5665                 26   9     200  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        63  54  1  199  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        42  17  4  199  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 SUPER GROVER 50-3413         25   7     199  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189          84  58  6  198  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902         49  26  1  198  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708     28  24  1  198  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            41  40     196  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-MONKEY DO 25-4152            36  22  2  196  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
-LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        22  11  1  196  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038         74  49  1  195  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534           53  88  1  195  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      43  30  1  195  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
-TAOS 26-4042                 40  22  1  195  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 JIVE 25-624                 113  75  1  194  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        33  14  1  194  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           38  52  2  193  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948            23  13  2  192  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 AMELIA 28-3417               54  62  1  191  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 THE LION KING 47-6360        37  15     191  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-KING FORADAY 47-3762         73  59  4  190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810     52  33  4  190  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292            51  39  3  190  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
-ACE FREHLEY 47-3669          27  17     190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-BURGER KING 47-4152          45  43  3  189  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              52  43     188  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      48  26  1  188  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
-BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         34  22     188  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 THE COUNT 50-1860            27  16     188  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112       38  28  1  186  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203         37  21     184  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365         57  76     183  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429          53  46  1  182  SPARF! (873)               SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OSCAR 50-3153                39  20     180  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 ORPHAN 72-5463               26  31  2  180  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 PHONELESS CORD 54-2018       50  38     178  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-BULL FROG 73-4547            39  23     178  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 UZI 44-1701                  40  40  1  177  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613      40  36  1  176  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110    50  26  2  172  NOT QUITE (1028)           ILLIS
 ACE METRIC 47-3554           35  28     172  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       50  33  3  171  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 CUBA 26-3917                 40  22     169  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 GLACIER 58-5887              47  56     165  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JACK KNIFE 47-6694           33  21  1  162  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THE ROCK 30-4314             15   2  1  149  WRESTLMANIACS (1459)       IAYE
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            28  36  2  142  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
 A.O. HELL 54-2523            39  18  2  139  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           35  64     135  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
-WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594          19   2  2  129  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         38  24  1  121  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 GREEN KING 21-5183           15   4     114  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-R BAGGIO 17-4867             20  14  1  110  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148     21   9     100  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 G W BUSH 59-2764             35  27  1   96  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RHINOVIRUS 28-3754           16   9  3   90  BAD GERMS (1091)           MORYA
 SKI MASK 58-5869             69 114  1   84  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 DART 8-4586                  23  17  1   81  X-FORCE (1054)             ARKERS
 MINDQUAKE 72-5861            23  20      81  TWISTED SISTERS (1201)     DRAGONHEAD
 BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799         19  13      78  NUKE TEST (1443)           NORTH FORK
-STING 47-7656                15   8  1   74  SERPENTS HOLD 200 (1437)   NORTH FORK
-HU YAN ZHUO 52-849           22  29      67  WAH CHING (1359)           FRATSFA
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           31  25  1   65  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954        15   3  1   60  DEADLY RAGE (390)          DRAGONHEAD
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     23  39      57  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-FOXY LADY 22-7043            18   2  1   56  ARE YOU ? (1425)           SOLVEN
-STROKE 84-15413              15   6  2   53  MUCH OLDER (1433)          BLACKSTONE
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372             17   8  1   45  COUNTRY PIE (1473)         DAYLA KIV
-MISDIAGNOSIS 16-5644         12   6  1   43  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (1440)   WILLAF
 KAT 71-3531                  19  39  2   33  NIGHTHAWKS (1153)          KYR'TERR
-NEFARA 50-3785               15  16  1   28  PUBLIC ENEMY (1331)        SNOWBOUND

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Amelia -- That's why a carry a war hammer. -- Orphan

One-four?  So much for "upward trends."  Four of the fights were challenges, which
just goes to show that other warriors like the wins and maybe skills we provide.
Good to be useful, I guess. -- Amelia
P.S.  Hmm, I see that I and Young Joan are now maxed!  We won't be able to do
anything about that this time, but next time, watch out!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WHACKING WILLOW slimly won victory over RANDOM MATCHUP in a 51 minute Challenge fight.
HARI-KARI demolished STIGMA OF STUPID in a popular 3 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
DISCO QUEEN vanquished YOUNG JOAN in a popular 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ACE OF BASE overpowered AMELIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
AFRICAN QUEEN overpowered GHOST DANCER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
NUMBSKULL was handily defeated by TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BULL DURHAM vanquished BALDASSARE in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
UZI won victory over GLACIER in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
A.O. HELL beat TAMMY FAYE in a popular 1 minute Challenge melee.
DART was savagely defeated by G W BUSH in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
SITS ON HIS DUFF was handily defeated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute contest.
BEERVAHNA was devastated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
THE COUNT was luckily beaten by CLOTTO in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
DARK TOWER vanquished HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided fray.
TOADKILLER DOG bested VIKING RAIDER in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
LAND OF FLUSH overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.
DAIRY QUEEN devastated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 2 minute one-sided contest.
BLACK JACK SHELACK vanquished CANNONBALL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
JIVE lost to TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fray.
STEVE MCQUEEN defeated TELGOR in a popular 5 minute gory match.
THE LION KING viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
A GROUNDSKEEPER was overpowered by GOJIRO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
DUTCH TREAT won victory over AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute fray.
THE REFEREE overcame RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
OSCAR was vanquished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 2 minute one-sided bout.
TRASH CAN handily defeated GOJIRO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SUPER GROVER overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PHONELESS CORD was overpowered by THE BLACKSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HUNTSMAN was bested by PIRES in a popular 1 minute duel.
RUBBER KNIFE viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
LONDON QUIREBOY was overpowered by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
BASE ON BULLS overcame ORPHAN in a action packed 1 minute match.
ACE METRIC was beaten by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a action packed 1 minute bout.
JACK KNIFE was overpowered by CLOTTO in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
CUBA was beaten by THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fight.
GREEN KING was vanquished by LORD FOUL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
UNCLE FESTER handily defeated RHINOVIRUS in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
MINDQUAKE was overpowered by HREIDMAR THE RED in a 1 minute uneven competition.
LEPER MESSIAH overcame HOGSHEAD in a exciting 1 minute match.
KAT was overpowered by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
KING MIDAS lost to BIKINI ATOLL in a popular 1 minute bout.
JOHNNY APPLESEED was handily defeated by SKI MASK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         TOTAL PARRY       42 -  11 -  0      79  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -   9 -  0      69  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   8 -  2      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    65 -  58 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         AIMED BLOW        39 -  35 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  25 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  31 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  16 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     43 -  56 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  24 -  0      27  |

Turn 281 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  6         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      4 -  6         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         5 -  5     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167    79  26  1  430 FLOWER GIRLS (265)
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          69  13  0  247 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373      42  24  1  240 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)
WALL OF STEEL    DARK TOWER 11-1702         98  61  0  231 KING'S COURT (34)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   BLACK JACK SHELAC 47-4850  46  30  2  228 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACE OF BASE 47-6905        31  18  0  209 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
STRIKING ATTACK  STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948   48  29  1  207 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)
PARRY-STRIKE     THE REFEREE 45-1091        95  53  4  205 AVID FANS (199)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    YOUNG JOAN 28-3534         53  88  1  195 DODGE BULLETS (867)
BASHING ATTACK   ORPHAN 72-5463             26  31  2  180 X-POSSE (1093)

The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE COUNT 50-1860.  The ten other most popular fighters were G W BUSH 
59-2764, CUBA 26-3917, DARK TOWER 11-1702, VIKING RAIDER 54-2885, THE LION KING 
47-6360, RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546, HARI-KARI 73-3049, LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373, LEPER 
MESSIAH 72-3954, and STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948.

The least popular fighter this week was WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048, MINDQUAKE 72-5861, GREEN KING 21-5183, 
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, KAT 71-3531, RHINOVIRUS 28-3754, PHONELESS CORD 54-2018, A 
GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613, BEERVAHNA 60-4292, and SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            3  3 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  KRILL(44)            1  0 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)      10  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          2  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  TROCAR(54)           1  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  4 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          52  29  1  214  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 PIRES 7-5665                26   9  0  200  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
 DART 8-4586                 23  17  1   81  X-FORCE (1054)             ARKERS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     43  30  1  195  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       42  24  1  240  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 GREEN KING 21-5183          15   4  0  114  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 JIVE 25-624                113  75  1  194  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        146  42  2  211  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          53  88  1  195  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948    48  29  1  207  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          35  64  0  135  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 UZI 44-1701                 40  40  1  177  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         95  53  4  205  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103      50  20  1  252  WASTED SCUM (1112)         NORTH FORK
 TRASH CAN 50-3403           31  15  4  207  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     79  26  1  430  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       33  14  1  194  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546        46  13  2  209  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 GLACIER 58-5887             47  56  0  165  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     48  26  1  188  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292           51  39  3  190  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 KAT 71-3531                 19  39  2   33  NIGHTHAWKS (1153)          KYR'TERR
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          38  52  2  193  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           69  13  0  247  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372            17   8  1   45  COUNTRY PIE (1473)         DAYLA KIV
 RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048      39  19  4  205  OVERRATED (1044)           OLD VALAMANTIS