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Date   : 02/28/2017    Duedate: 03/27/2017

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 309

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 FAMOUS HOOS 85/1601  494  234   1 67.9      NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
  2-THE BULLS 73/255    3219 1645  35 66.2      MAULS LOCAL 457 22/1493
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
    RUSSIAN BIRDS 72/1598                       BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570
  3 STAR PRAIRI 47/1603   15   11   0 57.7    9-DESCENDENTS  45/467   22   27   0 44.9
    TEAM KASSEL TAP 28/1511                  10 TALL TALES 59/1335    92  124   2 42.6
  4 EL CAMINO:H 47/1556    7    6   0 53.8   11 WITLESS WON 39/1052  145  214   0 40.4
  5-FAST FOOD 47/1355    142  124   0 53.4   12 OUTLAWS 72/1495       76  158   5 32.5
  6 NUKE TEST 47/1443     15   14   1 51.7      X-POSSE 72/1093
  7 COWBOY CROO 72/1535   15   14   0 51.7   13 BLOODGUARD 59/1341    28   71   1 28.3
  8 VIKINGS 10/1208      348  387   4 47.3      JOMSVIKINGS 47/1501
    SENTINELS 7/1202                         14 THE BROTHER 71/1602    2    0   0  100
    VAN DUEL 51/1476                         15 BASH BROS N 72/1600    0    1   0  0.0

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Ho there!
     We saw fourteen fights today, at least, in the arena proper.  There were two 
challenges, and nobody died.  I guess the worst thing about dying and being 
resurrected is that you don't remember exactly what you did wrong. Can't learn from 
whatever mistake you made, so you may be doomed to repeat it.  Just have to hope that 
if you do die, some friend of yours was watching closely and making notes.  Hopefully 
better notes than "Dude, you bled like a stuck pig."  I've actually seen notes like 
that.
     CANNONBALL (72-5313) (51-66-3,194) of X-POSSE challenged HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-
5850) (52-42-1,198) of VIKINGS.  CANNONBALL viciously subdued HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a 3 
minute Challenge fight.  Cannonball is the top Lunger. Hagar Bluetooth is top Waste, 
so I expected a more interesting fight, you know?  Especially since Cannonball is the 
overall popularity leader.
     CRYBABY (72-5853) (19-29-1,92) of OUTLAWS challenged HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-7839) 
(26-23-0,98) of COWBOY CROONERS.  CRYBABY was demolished by HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge melee.  No stylemasters in this fight.
     HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (67-51-1,229) of SENTINELS fought LORD FOUL (59-1395) (36-55-
2,183) of BLOODGUARD.  HUNTSMAN won victory over LORD FOUL in a crowd pleasing 2 
minute Title brawl.  Huntsman is your top Slasher, as well as being, of course, the 
Tower Guardian.  Lord Foul is the top PL.  Let's see a column, okay, Huntsman?
     GRIZZ GRIMHULT (19-5083) (22-11-1,212) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE fought UNCLE FESTER 
(59-2768) (48-41-1,203) of TALL TALES.  GRIZZ GRIMHULT was overpowered by UNCLE FESTER 
in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  Grizz is top Striker.
     HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148) (35-18-0,203) of VIKINGS fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) 
(42-84-0,169) of WITLESS WONDERS.  HREIDMAR THE RED bested TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute 
duel.  Hreidmar is top Aimed Blow.
     BALDASSARE (7-6003) (51-52-0,192) of SENTINELS fought G W BUSH (59-2764) (45-44-
2,167) of TALL TALES.  BALDASSARE overpowered G W BUSH in a 1 minute one-sided 
struggle.  Baldassare is top Parry-Strike.
     KING MIDAS (59-2770) (42-41-1,163) of TALL TALES fought SWEET REVENGE (8-5378) 
(23-4-0,116) of PEASANT REBELLION.  KING MIDAS was bested by SWEET REVENGE in a 
popular 3 minute competition.  No stylemasters in this one.
     LUSTY LISA (28-5412) (24-25-2,135) of TEAM KASSEL TAP fought MAULT LIQUOR (22-
6728) (22-12-1,108) of MAULS LOCAL 457.  LUSTY LISA was handily defeated by MAULT 
LIQUOR in a 1 minute uneven melee.
     LITTLE BOU (21-7929) (30-21-0,134) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought DEEDERS (28-5419) (22-
15-1,120) of TEAM KASSEL TAP.  LITTLE BOU slimly lost to DEEDERS in an action packed 7 
minute fight.  Good fight!
     RICE & BEANS (47-8667) (20-5-1,99) of EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE fought COPYCAT (72-
5854) (18-24-1,79) of OUTLAWS.  RICE & BEANS vanquished COPYCAT in an exciting 2 
minute gruesome one-sided fight.
     JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (29-60-0,56) of TALL TALES fought KNOS THE AXE (74-
4394) (16-2-0,90) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE.  JOHNNY APPLESEED was savagely defeated by 
KNOS THE AXE in an exciting 7 minute fight.  Knos the Axe was voted this turn's 
favorite fighter.
     CABO WABO (51-5583) (16-10-2,62) of VAN DUEL fought PEPPER (47-8958) (12-4-0,40) 
of STAR PRAIRIE.  CABO WABO was devastated by PEPPER in a 1 minute mismatched 
conflict.
     BIKINI ATOLL (47-7799) (32-27-1,79) of NUKE TEST fought YRSA (47-7671) (22-43-
1,33) of JOMSVIKINGS.  BIKINI ATOLL demolished YRSA in a 1 minute mismatched match.  
Bikini Atoll is top TP, Yrsa is top Basher.
     GAUTREK (47-7666) (27-36-3,57) of JOMSVIKINGS fought GENE AUTRY (72-7838) (19-30-
3,82) of COWBOY CROONERS.  GAUTREK overpowered GENE AUTRY in a 1 minute mismatched 
conflict.  Gene Autry was booed out of the arena.  Hard thing to see, and he really 
didn't deserve it.
     Okay, that's all.  Have a fun two weeks.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              68  51  1  233  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         49  41  1  220  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           52  66  3  209  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148     36  18  0  205  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            52  52  0  197  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083       22  12  1  192  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      52  43  1  191  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            36  56  2  187  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
-LORD BANE 45-2614            26  18  0  182  DESCENDENTS OF DARK (467)  STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           42  85  0  177  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 G W BUSH 59-2764             45  45  2  163  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-CALLISTO 45-3159             23  14  2  163  DESCENDENTS OF DARK (467)  STORMCROWE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378         24   4  0  147  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           42  42  1  140  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 DEEDERS 28-5419              23  15  1  140  TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511)     MORYA
-SCORPION KING 47-4718        18   4  1  137  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728         23  12  1  133  MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493)     SOLVEN
-A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503      22   8  2  129  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124      12   7  1  129  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 LITTLE BOU 21-7929           30  22  0  127  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 LUSTY LISA 28-5412           24  26  2  114  TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511)     MORYA
-SHORSHA 45-3208              27  22  1  107  DESCENDENTS OF DARK (467)  STORMCROWE
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839     27  23  0  107  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
 RICE & BEANS 47-8667         21   5  1  107  EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1556) NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762       14   6  1   97  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394         17   2  0   92  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRYBABY 72-5853              19  30  1   85  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
 BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799         33  27  1   81  NUKE TEST (1443)           NORTH FORK
 GAUTREK 47-7666              28  36  3   81  JOMSVIKINGS (1501)         NORTH FORK
 COPYCAT 72-5854              18  25  1   78  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
-LORD BLADE 45-3410           20   8  0   74  DESCENDENTS OF DARK (467)  STORMCROWE
-DOVE 45-3188                 23  30  1   73  DESCENDENTS OF DARK (467)  STORMCROWE
-SILVER PINNACLE 7-6427       18  11  3   71  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-GOLD TOOTH 11-8026           20   9  1   70  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     29  61  0   67  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110         19   7  2   67  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
-FATHER BANKOWSKI 30-5402     19   9  1   67  LENPROS (189)              IAYE
-JOHN DILLINGER 85-1851       21   3  0   66  FAMOUS HOOSIERS (1601)     JASPER GULCH
 PEPPER 47-8958               13   4  0   64  STAR PRAIRIE (1603)        NORTH FORK
-WHITE HAIR 11-8064           18   8  0   62  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
 GENE AUTRY 72-7838           19  31  3   59  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
-EMERALD CITY 47-7896         14   2  2   46  LAND OF OZ (28)            NORTH FORK
 CABO WABO 51-5583            16  11  2   43  VAN DUEL (1476)            TRICORUS
 YRSA 47-7671                 22  44  1   37  JOMSVIKINGS (1501)         NORTH FORK

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CANNONBALL viciously subdued HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
CRYBABY was demolished by HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HUNTSMAN won victory over LORD FOUL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title brawl.
GRIZZ GRIMHULT was overpowered by UNCLE FESTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HREIDMAR THE RED bested TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute duel.
BALDASSARE overpowered G W BUSH in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
KING MIDAS was bested by SWEET REVENGE in a popular 3 minute competition.
LUSTY LISA was handily defeated by MAULT LIQUOR in a 1 minute uneven melee.
LITTLE BOU slimly lost to DEEDERS in a action packed 7 minute fight.
RICE & BEANS vanquished COPYCAT in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
JOHNNY APPLESEED was savagely defeated by KNOS THE AXE in a exciting 7 minute fight.
CABO WABO was devastated by PEPPER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BIKINI ATOLL demolished YRSA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GAUTREK overpowered GENE AUTRY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -   7 -  0      68  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        47 -  34 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         WALL OF STEEL     31 -  25 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    64 -  52 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  18 -  1      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  23 -  1      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  25 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  15 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  30 -  1      36  |

Turn 309 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  HUNTSMAN 7-5837            68  51  1  233 SENTINELS (1202)
LUNGING ATTACK   CANNONBALL 72-5313         52  66  3  209 X-POSSE (1093)
AIMED BLOW       HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148   36  18  0  205 VIKINGS (1208)
PARRY-STRIKE     BALDASSARE 7-6003          52  52  0  197 SENTINELS (1202)
STRIKING ATTACK  GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083     22  12  1  192 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)
WALL OF STEEL    HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850    52  43  1  191 VIKINGS (1208)
PARRY-LUNGE      LORD FOUL 59-1395          36  56  2  187 BLOODGUARD (1341)
TOTAL PARRY      BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799       33  27  1   81 NUKE TEST (1443)
BASHING ATTACK   YRSA 47-7671               22  44  1   37 JOMSVIKINGS (1501)

The overall popularity leader is CANNONBALL 72-5313.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was KNOS THE AXE 74-4394.  The ten other most popular fighters were CANNONBALL 
72-5313, DEEDERS 28-5419, JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, LITTLE BOU 21-7929, HUNTSMAN 
7-5837, RICE & BEANS 47-8667, KING MIDAS 59-2770, SWEET REVENGE 8-5378, HOPALONG 
CASSIDY 72-7839, and LORD FOUL 59-1395.

The least popular fighter this week was GENE AUTRY 72-7838.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were YRSA 47-7671, CABO WABO 51-5583, LUSTY LISA 28-5412, COPYCAT 
72-5854, G W BUSH 59-2764, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, CRYBABY 72-5853, PEPPER 47-8958, 
BALDASSARE 7-6003, and HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            2  0 0  SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  MORYA(28)            1  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  4 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       4  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837             68  51  1  233  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378        24   4  0  147  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148    36  18  0  205  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083      22  12  1  192  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 LITTLE BOU 21-7929          30  22  0  127  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728        23  12  1  133  MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493)     SOLVEN
 DEEDERS 28-5419             23  15  1  140  TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511)     MORYA
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          42  85  0  177  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 RICE & BEANS 47-8667        21   5  1  107  EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1556) NORTH FORK
 CABO WABO 51-5583           16  11  2   43  VAN DUEL (1476)            TRICORUS
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768        49  41  1  220  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          52  66  3  209  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394        17   2  0   92  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV