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Date   : 06/21/2016    Duedate: 07/18/2016

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 300

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SPARF! 54/1139      3105 1584  35 66.2    4 TEAM KASSEL 28/1511    5    4   0 55.6
    CRYPTICS 25/150                           5 BRAIN FOOD  82/1553  119  110   1 52.0
    SKI TAOS 23/860                           6 TEAM TOONS 47/1500     9    9   0 50.0
    AVID FANS 45/199                            COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
    REAL BEER 21/859                          7 MY CARTOONS 72/1545  124  135   2 47.9
    THE BULLS 73/255                            FEAR FACTORY 82/1552
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                           PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1555
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           EXTREME AGGRESSION 18/1548
    KING'S COURT 11/34                        8 VIKINGS 10/1208      311  357   4 46.6
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          SENTINELS 7/1202
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                        MAULS LOCAL 457 22/1493
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        HISTORICAL KOLACT 5/1482
    WAY BACK WHEN 73/1497                       PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
    WORLDWIDE GORE 73/547                     9 TALL TALES 59/1335    83   97   2 46.1
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1459                    10 NUKE TEST 47/1443      9   11   0 45.0
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                   11 WITLESS WON 39/1052  145  205   0 41.4
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                  12-UNHOLY AVENG 39/342    2    3   0 40.0
    THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812                13 BLOODGUARD 59/1341    25   47   1 34.7
    IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883                  JOMSVIKINGS 47/1501
  2 MADMAN 82/1551        55   29   2 65.5   14 OUTLAWS 72/1495       70  145   5 32.6
    GRANDCHILD I 82/1550                        X-POSSE 72/1093
    COMIC DUMMIES 76/1549                    15 EL CAMINO:H 47/1556    0    2   0  0.0
    FEARSOME FIVESOME 85/1554                16 MILK IS GOO 72/1547    0    1   0  0.0
  3 CARESS OF S 54/1546   14   10   2 58.3      BASH BROS HOCKEY 50/1543
    ISN'T IT OBVIOUS 52/1533

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hello again, Olaf Modeen here.

There were 38 fights today, which seems like a bit too many for mentioning every one 
of them.  So I'll just tell you about the fun ones.  In a minute.  But first...

King's Court was avoided by Sentinels.  The avoiding guild also includes Worldwide 
Gore.  DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (158-42-2,328) of WORLDWIDE GORE challenged HUNTSMAN (7-
5837) (62-48-1,252) of SENTINELS.  DUTCH TREAT devastated HUNTSMAN in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge Title fight.  Interesting.  It doesn't sound like Huntsman had a 
good "if challenged" strategy.  So Dutch Treat is still the Tower Guardian, and also 
the top-rated Total Parry.  And that was our only challenge fight. Huntsman is top 
Slasher.

LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (48-25-1,232) of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought GRIZZ GRIMHULT (19-
5083) (19-6-1,181) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE.  LAND OF FLUSH killed GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a 3 
minute gruesome fight.  It sucked to be a Grimhult today, and Grimm lost his top 
Striker title while Land of Flush is now the top Parry-Lunge.

FRENCH KISS (73-590) (5-2-0,84) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought NYALL BLOODGRIN (54-2782) 
(16-5-0,53) of CARESS OF STEEL.  FRENCH KISS was murdered by NYALL BLOODGRIN in a 1 
minute one-sided duel.  I assume French Kiss had more than 7 fights worth of 
experience, but... really it hardly seems fair.

DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (117-56-3,219) of ROYAL FLUSH fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-0,220) 
of  .  DAIRY QUEEN was viciously subdued by GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal 
fight.  We all like to see a giant lizard kicking butt, right?

And the lizard did it again!  VIKING RAIDER (54-2885) (37-16-1,214) of SPARF! fought 
GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-0,220) of  .  VIKING RAIDER slimly lost to GOJIRO in a popular 2 
minute contest.  Good fun!

TAOS (26-4042) (46-23-1,229) of HERE TO PHOENIX fought HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (48-
39-1,196) of VIKINGS.  TAOS viciously subdued HAGAR BLUETOOTH in an action packed 6 
minute gory duel.  Yup, that was a good one.  Taos is your boss Wall of Steel, by the 
way, and he was voted this turn's favorite fighter.

Whoa!  Somebody beat the Arenamaster!  SITS ON HIS DUFF (73-1810) (55-35-4,207) of 
THINGS GEORGE DOES fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (106-28) (0-0-0,200) of  .  SITS ON HIS 
DUFF vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.  All right, 
Sits definitely deserves that top Striker title that he took away from Grizz Grimhult.

HUNZICKER BOWL (23-4182) (53-35-3,204) of SKI TAOS fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-30) (0-
0-0,240) of  .  HUNZICKER BOWL was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 
3 minute bout.  It was fun to watch, although I really don't like that Knid.

Short but thrilling.  That describes Jive's fight.  JIVE (25-624) (116-77-1,196) of 
CRYPTICS fought LORD FOUL (59-1395) (34-48- 2,173) of BLOODGUARD.  JIVE subdued LORD 
FOUL in a popular 1 minute brawl.  And Jive is top Parry-Riposte.  Lord Foul was the 
top Parry-Lunge last time, but he isn't anymore.

THE REFEREE (45-1091) (98-55-4,195) of AVID FANS fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-26) (0-0-
0,200) of  .  THE REFEREE bested RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 1 minute brawl.  That 
was how the Referee earned his title of top Parry-Strike, besides being overall 
popularity leader.

A GROUNDSKEEPER (45-1613) (44-38-1,196) of AVID FANS fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-0-
0,200) of  .  A GROUNDSKEEPER was overpowered by TELGOR in an exciting 1 minute one-
sided match.  I liked it, anyway.

DARK TOWER (11-1702) (105-65-0,195) of KING'S COURT fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (42-
75-0,152) of WITLESS WONDERS.  DARK TOWER narrowly defeated TAMMY FAYE in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute conflict.  Fun.

HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148) (31-14-0,196) of VIKINGS fought BODDINGTON'S (21-5035) (38-
24-0,208) of REAL BEER.  HREIDMAR THE RED was beaten by BODDINGTON'S in an action 
packed 2 minute gruesome fray.  I like it when they last a little while.

F.O.A.D. (73-442) (48-23-2,205) of ALPHABET SOUP fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11) (0-
0-0,220) of  .  F.O.A.D. was devastated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute one-
sided bout.

KING FORADAY (47-3762) (77-61-4,196) of ROYAL FLUSH fought IMPRISONED SPY (106-9) (0-
0-0,170) of  .  KING FORADAY was savagely defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in an exciting 2 
minute gory duel.  King Foraday is top Basher, taking the honor away from Yrsa.

AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (44-24-0,196) of ROYAL FLUSH fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11) 
(0-0-0,220) of  .  AFRICAN QUEEN vanquished AMBER WOLFWALKER in an action packed 1 
minute uneven bout.

HARI-KARI (73-3049) (75-14-0,190) of WAY TO GO! II fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11) 
(0-0-0,220) of  .  HARI-KARI viciously subdued AMBER WOLFWALKER in a crowd pleasing 5 
minute bout.  Mr. Kari is the top Aimed Blow.  That style doesn't do so hot in 
Crysalis, but still.  And it was Amber Wolfwalker's second loss, too.

This wasn't a very interesting fight, but Mr. Durham, top Lunger, is the only 
stylemaster I haven't mentioned.  BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (58-30-1,272) of PARTY ANIMALS 
fought UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (46-34- 1,196) of TALL TALES.  BULL DURHAM vanquished 
UNCLE FESTER in a 1 minute  uneven battle.

Now I have writer's cramp, and the damned nurse is coming to try and make me take my 
meds, so I'm out the window.  Bye!

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         159  42  2  345  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           59  30  1  287  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        49  25  2  267  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 TAOS 26-4042                 47  23  1  241  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           47  62  3  228  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         39  24  0  224  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810     56  35  4  218  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
 THE COUNT 50-1860            32  18  0  216  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              62  49  1  210  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        45  24  0  209  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 THE REFEREE 45-1091          99  55  4  204  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 HARI-KARI 73-3049            76  14  0  203  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      48  40  1  201  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         117  57  3  198  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 JIVE 25-624                 117  77  1  198  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       53  36  3  198  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 DARK TOWER 11-1702          106  65  0  197  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        37  17  1  196  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148     31  15  0  196  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        65  58  1  194  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         46  35  1  194  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 FIGHTER ACE 47-1189          89  60  6  190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850   52  32  2  190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 F.O.A.D. 73-442              48  24  2  190  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 CUBA 26-3917                 44  25  0  190  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 PIRES 7-5665                 28  13  0  190  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            49  48  0  188  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083       19   7  1  188  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613      44  39  1  187  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            34  49  2  180  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
 KING FORADAY 47-3762         77  62  4  179  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 UZI 44-1701                  41  44  1  179  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          88  35  2  177  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-GOODY TWOSHOES 5-5328        20   6  2  172  HISTORICAL KOLACT (1482)   KALTOS
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           42  76  0  169  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 ACE METRIC 47-3554           37  32  0  160  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 THAT! 21-5272                21   6  2  155  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 THE ROCK 30-4314             20   4  1  155  WRESTLMANIACS (1459)       IAYE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRYBABY 72-5853              18  22  1  146  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
 EUROPEAN HAND BULL 73-3099   26  13  0  140  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766       18   2  1  140  WAY BACK WHEN (1497)       ERINIKA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LITTLE BOU 21-7929           28  17  0  136  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           40  35  1  130  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 G W BUSH 59-2764             41  40  2  125  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LUSTY LISA 28-5412           20  21  2  100  TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511)     MORYA
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378         19   3  0   97  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NYALL BLOODGRIN 54-2782      17   5  1   87  CARESS OF STEEL (1546)     TROCAR
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839     21  20  0   85  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     29  52  0   82  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728         19   8  1   80  MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493)     SOLVEN
-BARON WILDWOOD 21-8264       21   6  1   70  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799         27  24  0   68  NUKE TEST (1443)           NORTH FORK
-C IS FOR COOKIE 50-3636      15  15  4   64  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 GAUTREK 47-7666              27  28  3   61  JOMSVIKINGS (1501)         NORTH FORK
-YELLOW BELLY 11-7998         18   6  1   61  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
 FRENCH KISS 73-590            5   3  0   61  WORLDWIDE GORE (547)       ERINIKA
 RICE & BEANS 47-8667         15   2  1   59  EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1556) NORTH FORK
 MACRO JR 82-640              14   9  3   56  GRANDCHILD I (1550)        DWES EG
 MEZQUINO POLLO 47-8666       16   6  1   52  EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1556) NORTH FORK
-SHADOW SPEAR 39-278          18   8  2   51  UNHOLY AVENGERS (342)      XOCHITHLAN
 YRSA 47-7671                 22  35  1   36  JOMSVIKINGS (1501)         NORTH FORK

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083    19   7  1 BATTLEAXE STAMPED 1481 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373     300
FRENCH KISS 73-590         5   3  0 WORLDWIDE GORE 547     NYALL BLOODGRIN 54-2782   300

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

King Midas -- Your Highness is displeased with His Royal Likeness...? -- Portraitist 
(turned to blue & black gold)

Axs, Vikings, and Guards/Sentinels -- Hail and well met! -- the Elucidator, mgr Big 
Idea *feeling a bit under-barbarian given the present company*

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DUTCH TREAT devastated HUNTSMAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
BULL DURHAM vanquished UNCLE FESTER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
LAND OF FLUSH killed GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a 3 minute gruesome fight.
VIKING RAIDER slimly lost to GOJIRO in a popular 2 minute contest.
BLACK JACK SHELACK was overpowered by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DAIRY QUEEN was viciously subdued by GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal fight.
FIGHTER ACE was devastated by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute competition.
TAOS viciously subdued HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a action packed 6 minute gory duel.
SITS ON HIS DUFF vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
HUNZICKER BOWL was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 3 minute bout.
CUBA was demolished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
JIVE subdued LORD FOUL in a popular 1 minute brawl.
BALDASSARE was handily defeated by THE COUNT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PIRES was overpowered by CANNONBALL in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
UZI was handily defeated by GOJIRO in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
THE REFEREE bested RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 1 minute brawl.
A GROUNDSKEEPER was overpowered by TELGOR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
DARK TOWER narrowly defeated TAMMY FAYE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
DISCO QUEEN was devastated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 3 minute one-sided bout.
HREIDMAR THE RED was beaten by BODDINGTON'S in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fray.
F.O.A.D. was devastated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
KING FORADAY was savagely defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
STEVE MCQUEEN was viciously subdued by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 6 minute fight.
AFRICAN QUEEN vanquished AMBER WOLFWALKER in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
HARI-KARI viciously subdued AMBER WOLFWALKER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout.
ACE METRIC was beaten by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 1 minute fight.
CRYBABY viciously subdued KING MIDAS in a popular 2 minute brutal fray.
EUROPEAN HAND BULL subdued EVIL INPUTTER in a 2 minute fight.
DEATHFROMABOVE overpowered FLOYD in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
G W BUSH was demolished by THAT! in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
LITTLE BOU slimly lost to THE ROCK in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
SWEET REVENGE beat RICE & BEANS in a 3 minute fray.
MACRO JR was narrowly defeated by JOHNNY APPLESEED in a exciting 5 minute match.
FRENCH KISS was murdered by NYALL BLOODGRIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAULT LIQUOR was savagely defeated by LUSTY LISA in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
HOPALONG CASSIDY demolished GAUTREK in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
MEZQUINO POLLO was narrowly defeated by BIKINI ATOLL in a 5 minute battle.
YRSA was devastated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         WALL OF STEEL     30 -  21 -  0      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK    63 -  45 -  1      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  16 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         AIMED BLOW        38 -  35 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  16 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  22 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  30 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   8 -  0      38  |

Turn 300 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  4         1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  8     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     AIMED BLOW         2 -  8         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DUTCH TREAT 26-1841       159  42  2  345 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
LUNGING ATTACK   BULL DURHAM 5-4324         59  30  1  287 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373      49  25  2  267 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)
WALL OF STEEL    TAOS 26-4042               47  23  1  241 HERE TO PHOENIX (871)
STRIKING ATTACK  SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810   56  35  4  218 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)
SLASHING ATTACK  HUNTSMAN 7-5837            62  49  1  210 SENTINELS (1202)
PARRY-STRIKE     THE REFEREE 45-1091        99  55  4  204 AVID FANS (199)
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          76  14  0  203 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JIVE 25-624               117  77  1  198 CRYPTICS (150)
BASHING ATTACK   KING FORADAY 47-3762       77  62  4  179 ROYAL FLUSH (10)

The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TAOS 26-4042.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE ROCK 30-4314, 
HARI-KARI 73-3049, MEZQUINO POLLO 47-8666, HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850, MACRO JR 82-640, 
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799, HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182, STEVE MCQUEEN 
47-3908, and LUSTY LISA 28-5412.

The least popular fighter this week was YRSA 47-7671.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were UZI 44-1701, PIRES 7-5665, GAUTREK 47-7666, FRENCH KISS 73-590, G W 
BUSH 59-2764, KING MIDAS 59-2770, F.O.A.D. 73-442, A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613, 
BALDASSARE 7-6003, and CUBA 26-3917.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  TI(23)               0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2 11 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  3 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           2  1 0  TROCAR(54)           1  1 1  
KOLACT(10)           0  2 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  4 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 1  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       3  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          4  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  KRILL(44)            0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          59  30  1  287  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837             62  49  1  210  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378        19   3  0   97  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     48  40  1  201  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       49  25  2  267  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083      19   7  1  188  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        39  24  0  224  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728        19   8  1   80  MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493)     SOLVEN
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      53  36  3  198  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 JIVE 25-624                117  77  1  198  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        159  42  2  345  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 LUSTY LISA 28-5412          20  21  2  100  TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511)     MORYA
 THE ROCK 30-4314            20   4  1  155  WRESTLMANIACS (1459)       IAYE
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          42  76  0  169  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 UZI 44-1701                 41  44  1  179  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         99  55  4  204  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424       45  24  0  209  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 THE COUNT 50-1860           32  18  0  216  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       37  17  1  196  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768        46  35  1  194  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          47  62  3  228  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810    56  35  4  218  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
 MACRO JR 82-640             14   9  3   56  GRANDCHILD I (1550)        DWES EG

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission. 

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                        HEISENBERG (4-6853) of DEVIATION (638) 
                       MUSH (84-27306) of 4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes