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Date   : 10/28/2014    Duedate: 11/24/2014

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 280

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BULLDOGS 11/174      487  231   1 67.8      INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745
    ATTRIBUTES 82/1390                        3 OVERRATED 96/1044    131   92   1 58.7
    MUCH OLDER 84/1433                          WASTED SCUM 47/1112
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                         UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881
    USEFUL WEAPONS 31/1430                    4 TALL TALES 59/1335    52   48   1 52.0
    CLASSIC CHARACTERS 33/1431                5 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364   11   11   1 50.0
  2 SPARF! 20/873       2865 1430  34 66.7    6 MOH 33/1439            4    4   0 50.0
    SPARF! 54/1139                              MEDAL OF HONOR 30/1438
    CRYPTICS 25/150                           7 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1432  121  134   2 47.5
    SKI TAOS 23/860                             BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1427
    AVID FANS 45/199                          8-BLOOD RITES 8/1253   137  167   1 45.1
    REAL BEER 21/859                            FULL SPECTRUM 1/1332
    THE BULLS 73/255                            TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                           NORTHERN LIGHTS 82/1288
    NOT QUITE 59/1028                         9-VIKINGS 10/1208      247  304   2 44.8
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           SENTINELS 7/1202
    KING'S COURT 11/34                       10 WITLESS WON 39/1052  138  192   0 41.8
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                       11 BLOODGUARD 59/1341    13   22   1 37.1
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                      12 DODGE BULLET 28/867  562 1020   5 35.5
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                      13 THE STORM RE 31/992    6   11   0 35.3
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                        FANTASTIC FIVE II 12/1424
    PRIMATES-R-US 25/963                        THE CEREAL KILLERS 21/1428
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                     14 X-FORCE 8/1054        49   95   3 34.0
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        X-POSSE 72/1093
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       TWISTED SISTERS 72/1201
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                    15 SERPENTS HO 47/1437    2    4   0 33.3
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                    16-WAH CHING 52/1359      4   11   0 26.7
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                      PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1331
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                  17 ARE YOU ? 22/1425      1    3   0 25.0
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                  18-TOTAL CHAOS 71/1426    1    4   0 20.0
    ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826                  19 SHEWISH BUF 45/1423    1    0   0  100
    THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812                   SHEWISH BUFFET 47/1436
    IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     And here we are.  Olaf Modeen says he remembers this place well.  I question his
memory, since he is listed as having retired long before this arena was opened.  Be
that as it may, here are some comments he felt like making:
     "What's with TOADKILLER DOG?  He actually beat ROYAL FLUSH's FIGHTER ACE, and
walked away with 27 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at REAL BEER while
they watched GREEN KING clobber LORD FOUL.  He lost 21 points and got bruised from
objects thrown from the stands."
     "How well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out
of practive, SENTINELS!  In my day, no team with a 97-126-0 would scare me off!
What's the problem, ROYAL FLUSH?  How well I know the feeling of being the most
challenged warrior, RANDOM MATCHUP!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to
haunt you."  I think he needs to get some new cue cards.
     We had forty-two fights, thirteen challenges, and twenty-two standbys.  How does
that happen?  Tourney timing.  Some manager sends twenty or thirty or forty warriors
out on the sands, the handicapper gets flurried and annoyed and slots in a lot of
standbys, the standbys get annoyed... and ultimately the office boy kicks the cat,
who takes his leg off at the knee.

In brief, the fights:
     FOXY LADY (22-7043) (17-2-1,50) of ARE YOU ? fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (106-2)
(0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes.  FOXY LADY overpowered CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a
1 minute bloody uneven competition.
     THRALL (31-5074) (20-13-0,66) of THE STORM REAVERS fought STING (47-7656) (14-8-
1,51) of SERPENTS HOLD 200.  THRALL was handily defeated by STING in a popular 1
minute bloody mismatched duel.
     INCREDIBLE HULK (12-7142) (21-10-0,60) of FANTASTIC FIVE II fought CAPTURED PORK
(47-7581) (14-7-0,49) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  INCREDIBLE HULK was demolished by CAPTURED
PORK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
     G W BUSH (59-2764) (33-27-1,73) of TALL TALES fought GENERAL KILLS (21-7613)
(16-5-0,52) of THE CEREAL KILLERS.  G W BUSH handily defeated GENERAL KILLS in a
popular 1 minute one-sided duel.

     JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (22-38-0,54) of TALL TALES fought HUSTLER (33-8090)
(14-2-0,44) of MOH.  JOHNNY APPLESEED won victory over HUSTLER in a crowd pleasing 4
minute brutal bout.
     LORD FOUL (59-1395) (27-35-2,136) of BLOODGUARD fought GREEN KING (21-5183) (14-
3-0,109) of REAL BEER.  LORD FOUL was vanquished by GREEN KING in a 2 minute one-
sided bout.
     A GROUNDSKEEPER (45-1613) (39-35-1,164) of AVID FANS fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER
(106-23) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  A GROUNDSKEEPER subdued VILLAINOUS
INFORMER in an exciting 3 minute conflict.
     SITS ON HIS DUFF (73-1810) (51-32-4,200) of THINGS GEORGE DOES fought VERMICIOUS
KNID (106-30) (0-0-0,240) of the College of Mimes.  SITS ON HIS DUFF devastated
VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 3 minute brutal uneven bout.
     BASE ON BULLS (73-3101) (40-17-4,192) of THE BULLS fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  BASE ON BULLS savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in
an exciting 3 minute brutal struggle.

     LAR'EH WALKER (60-5825) (22-10-1,201) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH fought GOJIRO (106-
31) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes.  LAR'EH WALKER was overcome by GOJIRO in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome match.
     GENERAL PUBLIC (31-3112) (38-27-1,199) of MILITARY MAYHEM fought RIRORNI COOK
(106-24) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  GENERAL PUBLIC was savagely defeated
by RIRORNI COOK in an exciting 2 minute gory bout.
     BODDINGTON'S (21-5035) (34-21-0,187) of REAL BEER fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29)
(0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  BODDINGTON'S was narrowly defeated by CRYSALIS
GUARD in a popular 3 minute match.
     ROWDY YOBBO (20-3429) (53-45-1,189) of SPARF! fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-26)
(0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  ROWDY YOBBO was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN
in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
     IMMOVEABLE OBJECT (59-2110) (50-25-2,183) of NOT QUITE fought CLOTTO (106-25)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  IMMOVEABLE OBJECT was overpowered by CLOTTO in
an exciting 2 minute uneven competition.

     RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) (44-13-2,195) of USELESS TOOLS fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN
(106-26) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  RUBBER KNIFE slimly won victory over
RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 4 minute fray.
     ADAM'S APPLE (52-3203) (37-20-0,181) of OTTO'S PARTS fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-
29) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  ADAM'S APPLE was subdued by CRYSALIS GUARD
in an exciting 3 minute melee.
     TRASH CAN (50-3403) (29-15-4,188) of OPEN SESAME fought IMPRISONED SPY (106-9)
(0-0-0,170) of the College of Mimes.  TRASH CAN narrowly defeated IMPRISONED SPY in a
popular 3 minute gory duel.
     PHILLIP THE BIRD (40-3708) (28-23-1,205) of CRUEL PET NAMES fought CRYSALIS
GUARD (106-29) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  PHILLIP THE BIRD was narrowly
defeated by CRYSALIS GUARD in an exciting 3 minute duel.
     LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (40-24-0,208) of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought ORPHAN (72-5463)
(26-29-2,170) of X-POSSE.  LAND OF FLUSH killed ORPHAN in a 1 minute fight.  That's
our only death today, Clotto having been restrained.

     BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (44-30-2,210) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL (106-28) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  BLACK JACK SHELACK won
victory over ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 4 minute fray.
     BURGER KING (47-4152) (45-42-3,190) of ROYAL FLUSH fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-
0,220) of the College of Mimes.  BURGER KING was viciously subdued by GOJIRO in a
popular 2 minute gruesome match.
     THE REFEREE (45-1091) (93-53-4,201) of AVID FANS fought IMPRISONED SPY (106-9)
(0-0-0,170) of the College of Mimes.  THE REFEREE bested IMPRISONED SPY in a popular
2 minute bout.
     DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (109-55-3,206) of ROYAL FLUSH fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  DAIRY QUEEN overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a 1
minute mismatched conflict.
     BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (50-29-1,197) of PARTY ANIMALS fought GLACIER (58-5887)
(47-54-0,162) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  BULL DURHAM savagely defeated GLACIER in an
exciting 2 minute brutal bout.

     DARK TOWER (11-1702) (96-61-0,211) of KING'S COURT fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  DARK TOWER defeated RIRORNI COOK in a 2 minute
bout.
     KING FORADAY (47-3762) (73-58-4,219) of ROYAL FLUSH fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-
26) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  KING FORADAY was overpowered by RIRORNI
CAPTAIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
     BEERVAHNA (60-4292) (50-38-3,212) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH fought CLOTTO (106-25)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  BEERVAHNA savagely defeated CLOTTO in an action
packed 3 minute gruesome struggle.
     HARI-KARI (73-3049) (67-13-0,216) of WAY TO GO! II fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-
29) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  HARI-KARI slimly won victory over CRYSALIS
GUARD in a popular 5 minute conflict.
     MONKEY DO (25-4152) (36-21-2,222) of PRIMATES-R-US fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(106-28) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  MONKEY DO slimly lost to ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL in a 2 minute bout.
     I seem to have lost count somewhere, but the College of Mines seems to have come
out around fifty percent wins.

The challenges:
     DART (8-4586) (22-16-1,76) of X-FORCE challenged SKI MASK (58-5869) (68-113-
1,78) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  Up 2.  DART bested SKI MASK in an exciting 3 minute
Challenge battle.
     BLADEFIST (31-3565) (22-19-1,88) of THE STORM REAVERS challenged KING MIDAS (59-
2770) (31-23-1,64) of TALL TALES.  Down 24.  BLADEFIST subdued KING MIDAS in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute Challenge competition.
     MINDQUAKE (72-5861) (23-18-0,97) of TWISTED SISTERS challenged UNCLE FESTER (59-
2768) (36-24-1,99) of TALL TALES.  Up 2.  MINDQUAKE was overpowered by UNCLE FESTER
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
     R BAGGIO (17-4867) (20-13-1,106) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-
3520) (34-63-0,136) of WITLESS WONDERS.  Up 30.  R BAGGIO was defeated by TAMMY FAYE
in an action packed 3 minute Challenge match.
     HUNZICKER BOWL (23-4182) (50-32-3,179) of SKI TAOS challenged TEMPTRESS (47-
6671) (21-16-1,180) of LUROCIAN DEVILS.  Up 1.  HUNZICKER BOWL was vanquished by
TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
     DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (84-31-2,180) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged GHOST DANCER (28-
3365) (57-74-0,181) of DODGE BULLETS.  Up 1.  DISCO QUEEN slimly won victory over
GHOST DANCER in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.

     LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (47-25-1,186) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged YOUNG JOAN
(28-3534) (53-86-1,191) of DODGE BULLETS.  Up 5.  LONDON QUIREBOY overcame YOUNG JOAN
in an action packed 3 minute Challenge melee.
     BULL FROG (73-4547) (39-22-0,182) of THE BULLS challenged AMELIA (28-3417) (53-
61-1,183) of DODGE BULLETS.  Up 1.  BULL FROG was overcome by AMELIA in a 2 minute
Challenge fight.
     THE COUNT (50-1860) (26-15-0,206) of OPEN SESAME challenged CANNONBALL (72-5313)
(38-50-2,209) of X-POSSE.  Up 3.  THE COUNT bested CANNONBALL in a crowd pleasing 1
minute Challenge match.
     FIGHTER ACE (47-1189) (84-57-6,203) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged TOADKILLER DOG
(47-1103) (48-20-1,213) of WASTED SCUM.  Up 10.  FIGHTER ACE was demolished by
TOADKILLER DOG in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
     TAOS (26-4042) (40-21-1,219) of HERE TO PHOENIX challenged STIGMA OF STUPID (31-
4948) (47-28-1,227) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS.  Up 8.  TAOS was vanquished by STIGMA OF
STUPID in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
     RUBBER KNIFE (54-2038) (74-48-1,227) of USELESS TOOLS challenged RANDOM MATCHUP
(96-1048) (38-18-4,230) of OVERRATED.  Up 3.  RUBBER KNIFE was vanquished by RANDOM
MATCHUP in a 2 minute uneven Challenge battle.

And for the title:
     WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (77-26-1,397) of FLOWER GIRLS challenged F.O.A.D. (73-
442) (44-20-2,216) of ALPHABET SOUP.  Down some large number from the top, and I'm
not going to do the math for you.  WHACKING WILLOW bested F.O.A.D. in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute Challenge Title fight.  Willow remains our leader here, and we
congratulate her.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167      78  26  1  417  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BLACK FLAG 82-46046          57  41  4  257  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048       39  18  4  256  OVERRATED (1044)           OLD VALAMANTIS
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948     48  28  1  250  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103       49  20  1  240  WASTED SCUM (1112)         NORTH FORK
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        41  24  1  232  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 HARI-KARI 73-3049            68  13     224  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850   45  30  2  218  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292            51  38  3  215  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 DARK TOWER 11-1702           97  61     213  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810     52  32  4  213  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
 THE COUNT 50-1860            27  15     212  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         110  55  3  211  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 F.O.A.D. 73-442              44  21  2  210  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
-BALDASSARE 7-6003            41  39     210  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546         45  13  2  206  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
-DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         145  42  2  205  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 THE REFEREE 45-1091          94  53  4  203  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
-NUMBSKULL 52-2948            23  12  2  200  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 TEMPTRESS 47-6671            22  16  1  200  LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364)     NORTH FORK
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           51  29  1  199  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 FIGHTER ACE 47-1189          84  58  6  198  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 AMELIA 28-3417               54  61  1  198  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902         49  26  1  198  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           38  51  2  198  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905          30  18     198  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708     28  24  1  198  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      48  25  1  197  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        41  17  4  197  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018       50  37     196  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 MONKEY DO 25-4152            36  22  2  196  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
-HAZE 82-49272                35  26     196  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1288)     DWES EG
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        22  11  1  196  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
-JIVE 25-624                 113  74  1  195  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038         74  49  1  195  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-HUNTSMAN 7-5837              52  42     195  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 TAOS 26-4042                 40  22  1  195  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      43  29  1  193  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534           53  87  1  192  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 TRASH CAN 50-3403            30  15  4  191  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 KING FORADAY 47-3762         73  59  4  190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365         57  75     190  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-ACE FREHLEY 47-3669          27  17     190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-SUPER GROVER 50-3413         24   7     190  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          85  31  2  189  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BURGER KING 47-4152          45  43  3  189  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        38  23     188  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         34  22     188  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-OSCAR 50-3153                39  19     187  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112       38  28  1  186  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203         37  21     184  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-THE LION KING 47-6360        36  15     184  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        33  13  1  184  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        62  54  1  182  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429          53  46  1  182  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
-PIRES 7-5665                 25   9     182  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613      40  35  1  181  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL FROG 73-4547            39  23     178  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 ORPHAN 72-5463               26  30  2  177  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
-ACE METRIC 47-3554           35  27     176  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 GLACIER 58-5887              47  55     173  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110    50  26  2  172  NOT QUITE (1028)           ILLIS
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       50  33  3  171  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
-CUBA 26-3917                 40  21     168  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-UZI 44-1701                  39  40  1  168  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694           33  20  1  168  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-MAD COW DISEASE 11-7493      22   3  1  153  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CRIMSON MIST 8-5047          37  36  1  143  BLOOD RITES (1253)         ARKERS
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           35  63     140  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 GREEN KING 21-5183           15   3     134  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-A.O. HELL 54-2523            38  18  2  125  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            27  36  2  115  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         37  24  1  111  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 R BAGGIO 17-4867             20  14  1  110  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
-GODSMACK 82-48417            29  28     108  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
-AMUR 31-6323                 23  35     104  AVENGERS (259)             CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLADEFIST 31-3565            23  19  1   92  THE STORM REAVERS (992)    CHIMLEVTAL
 MINDQUAKE 72-5861            23  19      91  TWISTED SISTERS (1201)     DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DESERT PEARL 54-3106         24  17      89  TRADERS OF TROCAR (1027)   TROCAR
-BLACK 1-8252                 23   8      89  FULL SPECTRUM (1332)       MORDANT
 G W BUSH 59-2764             34  27  1   85  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148     20   9      85  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 DART 8-4586                  23  16  1   83  X-FORCE (1054)             ARKERS
-DECISIVE 82-19671             8   0      82  ATTRIBUTES (1390)          DWES EG
 SKI MASK 58-5869             68 114  1   77  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 STING 47-7656                15   8  1   74  SERPENTS HOLD 200 (1437)   NORTH FORK
 CAPTURED PORK 47-7581        15   7      72  SHEWISH BUFFET (1436)      NORTH FORK
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           31  24  1   69  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-HU YAN ZHUO 52-849           22  29      67  WAH CHING (1359)           FRATSFA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SGT. SPENCER 30-5080         18   9  1   64  LENPROS (189)              IAYE
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     23  38      63  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-URSULA ZAROFF 73-6114        16  11      59  MIDDLE WAY 18 (1310)       ERINIKA
 FOXY LADY 22-7043            18   2  1   56  ARE YOU ? (1425)           SOLVEN
-PITCHFORK 31-6476            17   4  1   56  USEFUL WEAPONS (1430)      CHIMLEVTAL
-CYCLOTUBULUS 8-3975          15  10      55  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1393)       ARKERS
-STROKE 84-15413              15   6  2   53  MUCH OLDER (1433)          BLACKSTONE
 THRALL 31-5074               20  14      50  THE STORM REAVERS (992)    CHIMLEVTAL
 GENERAL KILLS 21-7613        16   6      49  THE CEREAL KILLERS (1428)  SUNSET
-LEIA 52-4330                 14   4  1   47  DRAGONS GUARD II (1313)    FRATSFA
-GROM HELLSCREAM 31-5379      15  16  1   45  THE STORM REAVERS (992)    CHIMLEVTAL
 HUSTLER 33-8090              14   3      45  MOH (1439)                 NIATOLI ISLAND
-MISDIAGNOSIS 16-5644         12   6  1   43  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (1440)   WILLAF
-NEFARA 50-3785               15  16  1   28  PUBLIC ENEMY (1331)        SNOWBOUND

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
ORPHAN 72-5463            26  30  2 X-POSSE 1093           LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373     280

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Three-two!  The upward trend continues.  Somehow, we never expected that.

Johnny Appleseed -- Ha!  Take THAT, you PLANT-EATER. -- Ski Mask, Founder and
President of Ducks with Swords but sadly unprepared with taunts through not expecting
the win

A.O. Hell -- I grind exceedingly small, you know. -- Glacier

Orphan -- The whole "puppy dog eyes" thing does not work so well when you're holding
a sword. -- Amelia

Rubber Knife -- That thing STINGS when you swat with it. -- Ghost Dancer, wishing he
had a good ghost around to dance with (but maybe later this week?)

Beervahna -- That stuff just makes me sick.  Sorry. -- Young Joan the relentlessly
sober

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WHACKING WILLOW bested F.O.A.D. in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
RUBBER KNIFE was vanquished by RANDOM MATCHUP in a 2 minute uneven Challenge battle.
TAOS was vanquished by STIGMA OF STUPID in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
FIGHTER ACE was demolished by TOADKILLER DOG in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
THE COUNT bested CANNONBALL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
BULL FROG was overcome by AMELIA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
LONDON QUIREBOY overcame YOUNG JOAN in a action packed 3 minute Challenge melee.
DISCO QUEEN slimly won victory over GHOST DANCER in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
HUNZICKER BOWL was vanquished by TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
R BAGGIO was defeated by TAMMY FAYE in a action packed 3 minute Challenge match.
MINDQUAKE was overpowered by UNCLE FESTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BLADEFIST subdued KING MIDAS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge competition.
DART bested SKI MASK in a exciting 3 minute Challenge battle.
MONKEY DO slimly lost to ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute bout.
HARI-KARI slimly won victory over CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 5 minute conflict.
BEERVAHNA savagely defeated CLOTTO in a action packed 3 minute gruesome struggle.
KING FORADAY was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DARK TOWER defeated RIRORNI COOK in a 2 minute bout.
BULL DURHAM savagely defeated GLACIER in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
DAIRY QUEEN overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
THE REFEREE bested IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 2 minute bout.
BURGER KING was viciously subdued by GOJIRO in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
BLACK JACK SHELACK won victory over ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 4 minute fray.
LAND OF FLUSH killed ORPHAN in a 1 minute fight.
PHILLIP THE BIRD was narrowly defeated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 3 minute duel.
TRASH CAN narrowly defeated IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
ADAM'S APPLE was subdued by CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 3 minute melee.
RUBBER KNIFE slimly won victory over RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 4 minute fray.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT was overpowered by CLOTTO in a exciting 2 minute uneven competition.
ROWDY YOBBO was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
BODDINGTON'S was narrowly defeated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 3 minute match.
GENERAL PUBLIC was savagely defeated by RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
LAR'EH WALKER was overcome by GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome match.
BASE ON BULLS savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 3 minute brutal struggle.
SITS ON HIS DUFF devastated VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 3 minute brutal uneven bout.
A GROUNDSKEEPER subdued VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a exciting 3 minute conflict.
LORD FOUL was vanquished by GREEN KING in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
JOHNNY APPLESEED won victory over HUSTLER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal bout.
G W BUSH handily defeated GENERAL KILLS in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
INCREDIBLE HULK was demolished by CAPTURED PORK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THRALL was handily defeated by STING in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
FOXY LADY overpowered CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute bloody uneven competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         TOTAL PARRY       39 -  10 -  0      80  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   13         PARRY-STRIKE      21 -   9 -  0      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    63 -  54 -  0      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         AIMED BLOW        36 -  32 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   9 -  2      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  24 -  0      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  16 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         SLASHING ATTACK   26 -  29 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL     41 -  55 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  23 -  0      32  |

Turn 280 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      6 -  7         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     6 - 11         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         4 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167    78  26  1  417 FLOWER GIRLS (265)
LUNGING ATTACK   RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048     39  18  4  256 OVERRATED (1044)
STRIKING ATTACK  STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948   48  28  1  250 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373      41  24  1  232 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          68  13  0  224 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
WALL OF STEEL    DARK TOWER 11-1702         97  61  0  213 KING'S COURT (34)
PARRY-STRIKE     THE REFEREE 45-1091        94  53  4  203 AVID FANS (199)
SLASHING ATTACK  MONKEY DO 25-4152          36  22  2  196 PRIMATES-R-US (963)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    YOUNG JOAN 28-3534         53  87  1  192 DODGE BULLETS (867)
BASHING ATTACK   KING FORADAY 47-3762       73  59  4  190 ROYAL FLUSH (10)

The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BEERVAHNA 60-4292.  The ten other most popular fighters were HARI-KARI 
73-3049, RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546, HUSTLER 33-8090, SKI MASK 58-5869, BLACK JACK SHELACK 
47-4850, PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708, TRASH CAN 50-3403, F.O.A.D. 73-442, BODDINGTON'S 
21-5035, and SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810.

The least popular fighter this week was GENERAL KILLS 21-7613.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ORPHAN 72-5463, HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182, THRALL 31-5074, 
INCREDIBLE HULK 12-7142, ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429, LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373, KING FORADAY 
47-3762, MINDQUAKE 72-5861, LORD FOUL 59-1395, and IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  MORYA(28)            1  2 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 1  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  2 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            4  3 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  3 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       7  3 0  ERINIKA(73)          3  2 0  
TI(23)               0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          51  29  1  199  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 DART 8-4586                 23  16  1   83  X-FORCE (1054)             ARKERS
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       41  24  1  232  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 R BAGGIO 17-4867            20  14  1  110  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         53  46  1  182  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        34  22  0  188  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 FOXY LADY 22-7043           18   2  1   56  ARE YOU ? (1425)           SOLVEN
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      50  33  3  171  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 MONKEY DO 25-4152           36  22  2  196  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
 TAOS 26-4042                40  22  1  195  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 AMELIA 28-3417              54  61  1  198  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948    48  28  1  250  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 HUSTLER 33-8090             14   3  0   45  MOH (1439)                 NIATOLI ISLAND
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          35  63  0  140  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    28  24  1  198  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         94  53  4  203  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103      49  20  1  240  WASTED SCUM (1112)         NORTH FORK
 THE COUNT 50-1860           27  15  0  212  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     78  26  1  417  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038        74  49  1  195  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546        45  13  2  206  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 GLACIER 58-5887             47  55  0  173  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     48  25  1  197  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292           51  38  3  215  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          38  51  2  198  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           68  13  0  224  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048      39  18  4  256  OVERRATED (1044)           OLD VALAMANTIS

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!