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Date   : 05/14/2019    Duedate: 05/27/2019

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 201

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  877  598   5 59.5      BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    5 BASH BROS TI 72/411  334  457   6 42.2
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    419  329   3 56.0      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  3 DEADLINE 20/432       22   25   1 46.8      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  4 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  150  175   5 46.2    6 DOLI CAPAX 43/438     18   33   1 35.3
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                     HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

All right!

Today in Storm Rock there were thirteen fights, three challenges, one death, and no 
avoids.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (49-54-3,211) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged 1977 AMC MATADOR 
(42-4116) (158-101-1,221) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  INIGO MONTOYA was unbelievably bested by 
1977 AMC MATADOR in a 3 minute fight.  Top Slasher, top Wall of Steel.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (57-50-0,176) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged DERAFF (35-4777) 
(24-22-2,157) of HOUSE JHEREG.  BURM WOLFSNARL demolished DERAFF in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge melee.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (25-18-3,75) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged THE LEPER'S HAND 
(81-2940) (29-18-0,91) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  BARNABUS CROW defeated THE LEPER'S HAND 
in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge duel.

MOD COD (55-2638) (314-200-4,318) of RHYME TYME fought HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (61-52-
0,212) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD overpowered HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute one-sided 
Title fight.  Mod Cod, of course, besided being the Champion of the Horn, is our 
overall popularity leader and top Lunger.  Hard Knocks, as always, is top Aimed Blow.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (130-101-0,234) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-
0-0,181).  JELLO KNUCKLES devastated CLOTTO in a popular 4 minute bloody uneven brawl.  
Mr. Knuckles is our best Total Parry and was also voted this turn's favorite.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (67-53-0,192) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-
801) (45-57-2,204) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  CHATROOMMATE was overpowered by SYE THE 
BEARDED in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.  Sye is top Striker.

BEDDER (18-10043) (98-117-4,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) 
(61-76-2,184) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  BEDDER viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in an 
action packed 2 minute gruesome duel.  Diapers is top Basher.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (63-51-2,197) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-
5472) (37-31-2,163) of BIG LAKE PURE.  TANTRUM YOGA assassinated RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 
in a popular 2 minute gory uneven duel.  This was the only death in the current turn.  
Mr. Yoga is top Parry-Lunge.

JEDI YETI (18-10860) (28-24-2,159) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RAYNER (20-182) (45-50-
3,148) of DEADLINE.  JEDI YETI was narrowly defeated by RAYNER in a popular 3 minute 
melee.  Rayner is our top Parry-Riposte.

FLAT (72-6880) (27-6-2,104) of BASH BROS TIRES fought BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (27-26-
0,106) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  FLAT was overpowered by BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute one-
sided match.  Sorry to say, Flat was voted the least popular fighter this turn.

QUICK (81-2926) (30-18-2,126) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE (107-8) 
(0-0-0,110).  QUICK was bested by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute 
conflict.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (35-63-1,65) of BASH BROS TIRES fought LOCARE (43-5216) (19-
8-2,38) of DOLI CAPAX.  MR RIGHT HANDED was demolished by LOCARE in a popular 1 minute 
mismatched match.  Mr Right Handed is our best Parry-Strike.

I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (48-97-0,20) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought MR. BRATWURST (42-
5106) (15-6-0,51) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  I'M POWERLESS handily defeated MR. BRATWURST in 
a 1 minute one-sided conflict.

The Unknown Spymaster stopped in, but he had nothing interesting to say.  I did see 
him without the paper bag on his head.  You haven't missed anything.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             315 200  4  333  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         64  51  3  248  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      131 101  0  242  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    159 101  1  227  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       46  57  2  222  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BEDDER 18-10043              99 117  4  214  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          61  53  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        49  55  3  210  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        67  54  0  184  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        61  77  2  183  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        58  50  0  182  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  37  32  2  165  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 RAYNER 20-182                46  50  3  164  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 DERAFF 35-4777               24  23  2  154  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           28  25  2  151  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CHILD SMASHER 81-2941        25  20  3  140  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         28  26  0  127  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 QUICK 81-2926                30  19  2  114  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         26  18  3   97  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 FLAT 72-6880                 27   7  2   96  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     29  19  0   83  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 LOCARE 43-5216               20   8  2   63  DOLI CAPAX (438)           VEASTIAN
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        49  97  0   52  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      35  64  1   44  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
-SOWER MOOD 81-2942           21  24  1   30  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        15   7  0   25  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472 37  32  2 BIG LAKE PURE 437      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563      201

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

INIGO MONTOYA was unbelievably bested by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 3 minute fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL demolished DERAFF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
BARNABUS CROW defeated THE LEPER'S HAND in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge duel.
MOD COD overpowered HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES devastated CLOTTO in a popular 4 minute bloody uneven brawl.
CHATROOMMATE was overpowered by SYE THE BEARDED in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
BEDDER viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in a action packed 2 minute gruesome duel.
TANTRUM YOGA assassinated RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a popular 2 minute gory uneven duel.
JEDI YETI was narrowly defeated by RAYNER in a popular 3 minute melee.
FLAT was overpowered by BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute one-sided match.
QUICK was bested by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute conflict.
MR RIGHT HANDED was demolished by LOCARE in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
I'M POWERLESS handily defeated MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  14 -  0      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW         8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -   9 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   7 -  1      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  27 -  0      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  18 -  1      40  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  17 -  0      19  |

Turn 201 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           315 200  4  333 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       64  51  3  248 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    131 101  0  242 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  159 101  1  227 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  SYE THE BEARDED 81-801     46  57  2  222 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        61  53  0  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      49  55  3  210 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      61  77  2  183 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              46  50  3  164 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    35  64  1   44 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE LEPER'S 
HAND 81-2940, JEDI YETI 18-10860, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, BEDDER 18-10043, RAYNER 
20-182, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, 1977 AMC 
MATADOR 42-4116, and BALDING GRAY 42-5022.

The least popular fighter this week was FLAT 72-6880.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DERAFF 35-4777, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, HARD 
KNOCKS 42-4555, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, CHATROOMMATE 
18-10034, MOD COD 55-2638, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             2  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  2 1  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             99 117  4  214  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               46  50  3  164  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  37  32  2  165  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       49  55  3  210  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              24  23  2  154  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       61  77  2  183  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        64  51  3  248  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 LOCARE 43-5216              20   8  2   63  DOLI CAPAX (438)           VEASTIAN
 MOD COD 55-2638            315 200  4  333  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       49  97  0   52  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 FLAT 72-6880                27   7  2   96  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      46  57  2  222  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.