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Date   : 01/09/2018    Duedate: 01/22/2018

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 166

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  699  488   3 58.9    6 BASH BROS TI 72/411  303  380   6 44.4
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  2 DEADLINE 20/432        7    5   0 58.3      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    390  323   3 54.7    7 LADIES OF QUA 7/429    7   13   1 35.0
  4 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   82   82   2 50.0    8-LOSERS 20/434          4   12   1 25.0
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  9 I'M NOT EGGB 20/421    1    3   0 25.0
  5-PHANTOM REGI 20/433  194  217   3 47.2

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hello!

Strange.  The Big Lake guild was inactive last turn, but they still got their 
challenges through.  I thought you had to fight for a turn before you could challenge.  
Oh well, I was wrong.

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (41-33-1,194) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged 1977 AMC 
MATADOR (42-4116) (131-93-0,214) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SYE THE BEARDED was bested by 
1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  The Matador is top Wall of Steel.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (46-33-0,175) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged CPT. BUZZY (20-
65) (45-45-0,197) of I'M NOT EGGBERT.  BURM WOLFSNARL devastated CPT. BUZZY in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge duel.  Cpt. Buzzy is our best Slasher today.

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (100-84-1,416) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638) 
(286-193-4,194) of RHYME TYME.  THE HYPHEN-DASH handily defeated MOD COD in a 1 minute 
one-sided Title match.  So, Mr. Dash is now our Champion of the Horn and top Lunger, 
but Mod Cod is still the overall popularity leader.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (104-92-0,244) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-0-
0,181).  JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued CLOTTO in a popular 7 minute gory contest.  
Mr. Knuckles is top TP.

BEDDER (18-10043) (73-107-4,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) 
(41-34-2,182) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  BEDDER demolished INIGO MONTOYA in an action 
packed 1 minute mismatched competition.  Bedder is our highest ranked Striker.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (42-37-2,176) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (27-36-1,134) of BASH BROS TIRES.  TANTRUM YOGA defeated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 
minute struggle.  Mr. Yoga is top Parry-Lunge.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (48-37-0,169) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (51-51-2,113) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  CHATROOMMATE savagely defeated DIRTY 
DIAPERS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.  Dirty Diapers is our highest ranked 
Basher.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (39-39-0,171) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY (107-9) 
(0-0-0,170).  HARD KNOCKS was handily defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute uneven 
melee.  Mr. Knocks is our top Aimed Blow, and today's least popular guy.

I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (37-73-0,39) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought RAYNER (20-182) (30-
30-2,65) of DEADLINE.  I'M POWERLESS was unbelievably bested by RAYNER in a popular 1 
minute duel.  Rayner is the top Parry-Riposte.

SPICE (7-6640) (26-23-5,77) of LADIES OF QUALITY fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5) (0-
0-0,70).  SPICE was vanquished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.

Why do they call this place Storm Rock?  Okay, there's a big rocky hill overlooking 
the lake right next to the arena, but it's not any stormier here than anywhere else.  
Another thing I don't know!  I feel really ignorant now.

Okay, see you next time.  Enjoy the thaw.

                                          -- Tobaya Cantrell

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     101  84  1  472  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      105  92  0  247  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    132  93  0  222  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043              74 107  4  220  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       41  34  1  202  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        47  33  0  196  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MOD COD 55-2638             286 194  4  190  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CPT. BUZZY 20-65             45  46  0  180  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         43  37  2  178  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        41  35  2  177  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        49  37  0  171  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          39  40  0  160  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      27  37  1  142  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        51  52  2  128  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-KARMA 20-419                 22  23  2   91  LOSERS (434)               SEAM

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                31  30  2   67  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 SPICE 7-6640                 26  24  5   63  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        37  74  0   41  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SYE THE BEARDED was bested by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL devastated CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE HYPHEN-DASH handily defeated MOD COD in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued CLOTTO in a popular 7 minute gory contest.
BEDDER demolished INIGO MONTOYA in a action packed 1 minute mismatched competition.
TANTRUM YOGA defeated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute struggle.
CHATROOMMATE savagely defeated DIRTY DIAPERS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
HARD KNOCKS was handily defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute uneven melee.
I'M POWERLESS was unbelievably bested by RAYNER in a popular 1 minute duel.
SPICE was vanquished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -   8 -  0      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  10 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  17 -  0      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         6 -  14 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  10 -  0       0  |

Turn 166 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       2  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499   101  84  1  472 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    105  92  0  247 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  132  93  0  222 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            74 107  4  220 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK  CPT. BUZZY 20-65           45  46  0  180 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       43  37  2  178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        39  40  0  160 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    27  37  1  142 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      51  52  2  128 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              31  30  2   67 DEADLINE (432)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE 
18-10034, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, BEDDER 18-10043, 1977 AMC 
MATADOR 42-4116, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, RAYNER 20-182, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, MOD 
COD 55-2638, and TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.

The least popular fighter this week was HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SPICE 7-6640, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, 
CPT. BUZZY 20-65, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, MOD COD 55-2638, BURM 
WOLFSNARL 81-113, RAYNER 20-182, and THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           4  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPICE 7-6640                26  24  5   63  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043             74 107  4  220  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 CPT. BUZZY 20-65            45  46  0  180  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       41  35  2  177  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       51  52  2  128  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    101  84  1  472  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            286 194  4  190  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       37  74  0   41  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     27  37  1  142  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      41  34  1  202  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

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