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Date   : 11/29/2016    Duedate: 12/12/2016

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 137

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   51   29   2 63.7      DARQUE FORCES 31/318
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  566  407   2 58.2    5 SENTINELS 7/354      193  213   3 47.5
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    6 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  275  340   5 44.7
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    368  316   3 53.8      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    IN MIDDLE EARTH 17/424                    7-BAD SIGNS 83/397      10   25   0 28.6
  4 DARQUE AGES 81/335   141  151   4 48.3      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    DARQUE ANGELS 39/420                        WAY TO GO! II 73/333

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Champion of the Horn

You have to wonder about a name like Jello Knuckles.  Would someone want knuckles made 
of jello?  Does it imply wimpy knuckles?  Do the conditions of warriors' knuckles 
affect how they hold a weapon?  Should such warrior fight weaponless?  Inquiring minds 
want to know.

Will I get the jello one again next turn?  Probably not.  It seems likely that I will 
face the kinda-sorta-almost pretty one again.  We've done this before.  That warrior 
has a lot of wins for this place.  Hopefully the number doesn't go up.

As for me, it is time to head over to the training hall.  Right now it is a bit devoid 
of teammates as the boss tries to decide if any of these others are worthy of the 
time, energy and resources.  We'll see.  

                                          Your Champion of the Horn,
                                          Obrojobo of the Sentinels

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings, Brave Warriors of Storm Rock! 

Obrojobo was correct that he faced Almost Pretty this turn.  And he defeated her, and 
is still our mighty Champion of the Horn and our most revered  Slasher.  Well done!  
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (74-55-2,290) of SENTINELS fought ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (127-67-
0,223) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  OBROJOBO  overpowered ALMOST PRETTY in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute mismatched Title duel. 

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (31-18-2,169) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged JELLO KNUCKLES 
(42-4554) (85-82-0,195) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  INIGO MONTOYA was bested  by JELLO 
KNUCKLES in a 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.  Jello Knuckles is the top-rated Total 
Parry. 

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (33-15-1,96) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (26-23-0,111) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SYE THE BEARDED vanquished  HARD KNOCKS in an 
exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.  Well done, since Hard Knocks is our most 
highly recognized Aimed Blow. 

MOD COD (55-2638) (263-187-4,320) of RHYME TYME fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (78-
77-1,208) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD overpowered THE HYPHEN-DASH  in a crowd pleasing 
1 minute one-sided fight.  Most Cod is our most highly respected Lunger. 

BEDDER (18-10043) (55-96-3,202) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought IMPRISONED SPY (107-9) (0-0-
0,170) of  .  BEDDER devastated IMPRISONED SPY in a crowd pleasing  1 minute one-sided 
duel.  Bedder, of course, is Storm Rock's top-ranked Striker. 

Ah, the Matador!  1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (110-85-0,196) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought 
CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29) (0-0-0,200) of  .  1977 AMC MATADOR  overpowered CRYSALIS 
GUARD in a popular 4 minute mismatched brawl.  The Matador is our most brilliant Wall 
of Steel. 

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (33-20-0,103) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (29-27-0,99) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  BURM WOLFSNARL won victory  over CHATROOMMATE 
in an action packed 4 minute duel.  Though it was a wonderful fight, I am disappointed 
to see that Mr. Wolfsnarl still has not won a  stylemaster title.
 
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (31-19-2,100) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MAGUVIAL (20-129) (21-
15-2,72) of DARQUE KNIGHTS.  TANTRUM YOGA vanquished MAGUVIAL in an  action packed 1 
minute gory uneven fight.  Tantrum Yoga is the highest level Parry-Lunge in this 
place, while Maguvial is our top Parry-Strike. 

BARBAROSSA (81-2098) (24-32-0,36) of DARQUE AGES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) (0-0-
0,30) of  .  BARBAROSSA was savagely defeated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in  an action packed 
2 minute match. 

VLAD TEPES (81-1979) (20-10-1,73) of DARQUE AGES fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (27-
54-0,82) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  VLAD TEPES was defeated by I'M  POWERLESS in an 
exciting 1 minute bloody match.  And so once again, I'm Powerless (who is anything but 
powerless) is Storm Rock's top-ranked Basher. 

SOVEREIGN (39-3893) (21-10-0,66) of DARQUE ANGELS fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-0,50) 
of  .  SOVEREIGN was viciously subdued by R.O.U.S. in an exciting 4  minute brutal 
contest. 

DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (31-42-1,71) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought SHADOWDANCER (20-
132) (19-17-0,57) of DARQUE KNIGHTS.  DIRTY DIAPERS devastated  SHADOWDANCER in a 1 
minute mismatched bout. 

And that, my heroes, is all I can find to say.  Please have a glorious two weeks until 
we meet again. 

                                       -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              75  55  2  331  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             264 187  4  332  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    111  85  0  211  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      78  78  1  209  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043              56  96  3  205  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       86  82  0  201  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       127  68  0  195  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        31  19  2  172  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        22  29  0  134  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       34  15  1  117  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        34  20  0  109  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         32  19  2  107  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        29  28  0  100  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          26  24  0   98  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        28  54  0   91  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        32  42  1   78  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
-LAKE EFFECT SNOW 83-408      24   8  2   77  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 MAGUVIAL 20-129              21  16  2   72  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
 VLAD TEPES 81-1979           20  11  1   70  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 SOVEREIGN 39-3893            21  11  0   54  DARQUE ANGELS (420)        XOCHITHLAN
 SHADOWDANCER 20-132          19  18  0   51  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     20  13  0   42  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 BARBAROSSA 81-2098           24  33  0   28  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

INIGO MONTOYA was bested by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED vanquished HARD KNOCKS in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
OBROJOBO overpowered ALMOST PRETTY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
MOD COD overpowered THE HYPHEN-DASH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
BEDDER devastated IMPRISONED SPY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 4 minute mismatched brawl.
BURM WOLFSNARL won victory over CHATROOMMATE in a action packed 4 minute duel.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished MAGUVIAL in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
BARBAROSSA was savagely defeated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a action packed 2 minute match.
VLAD TEPES was defeated by I'M POWERLESS in a exciting 1 minute bloody match.
SOVEREIGN was viciously subdued by R.O.U.S. in a exciting 4 minute brutal contest.
DIRTY DIAPERS devastated SHADOWDANCER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         WALL OF STEEL     15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  14 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  14 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        10 -  22 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 137 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            75  55  2  331 SENTINELS (354)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           264 187  4  332 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  111  85  0  211 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            56  96  3  205 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     86  82  0  201 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       32  19  2  107 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        26  24  0   98 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   I'M POWERLESS 59-2629      28  54  0   91 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
PARRY-STRIKE     MAGUVIAL 20-129            21  16  2   72 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE 
18-10034, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, OBROJOBO 7-5869, BURM 
WOLFSNARL 81-113, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, SOVEREIGN 39-3893, MOD 
COD 55-2638, and BEDDER 18-10043.

The least popular fighter this week was SHADOWDANCER 20-132.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were VLAD TEPES 81-1979, MAGUVIAL 20-129, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, 
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, BARBAROSSA 81-2098, THE HYPHEN-DASH 
42-4499, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, BEDDER 18-10043, and MOD COD 55-2638.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           3  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             75  55  2  331  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043             56  96  3  205  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 MAGUVIAL 20-129             21  16  2   72  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       31  19  2  172  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       32  42  1   78  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 SOVEREIGN 39-3893           21  11  0   54  DARQUE ANGELS (420)        XOCHITHLAN
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116   111  85  0  211  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            264 187  4  332  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       28  54  0   91  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      34  15  1  117  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE