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Date   : 03/19/2019    Duedate: 04/01/2019

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 197

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  859  583   4 59.6      BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    5 BASH BROS TI 72/411  329  448   6 42.3
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    415  329   3 55.8      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  3 DEADLINE 20/432       21   22   1 48.8      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  4 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  133  164   5 44.8    6 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426   16   24   1 40.0
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                     I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there!

We had 15 fights today, including just one challenge.  Two people died, nobody 
avoided, and 6 people had to fight stand-ins.

DERAFF (35-4777) (24-18-2,159) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (59-
74-2,177) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  DERAFF was bested by DIRTY DIAPERS in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.  Mr. Diapers is top Basher.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (127-100-0,320) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638) 
(310-200-4,234) of RHYME TYME.  JELLO KNUCKLES was vanquished by MOD COD in an 
exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.  So Mod Cod is our new Champion of the Horn, 
also the top Lunger and overall popularity leader.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (66-50-0,212) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (55-48-0,200) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  CHATROOMMATE was vanquished by BURM 
WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.  Mr. Wolfsnarl is top Total Parry.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (155-100-1,251) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD 
(107-29) (0-0-0,200).  1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute 
mismatched match.  The Matador is our best Wall of Steel.

BEDDER (18-10043) (95-116-4,207) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) 
(44-54-2,210) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  BEDDER devastated SYE THE BEARDED in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.  Bedder is top Striker.

Here's our first death.  TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (61-49-2,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought 
TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-0,200).  TANTRUM YOGA was killed by TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute brawl.  Oddly, Tantrum Yoga is still the top Parry-Lunge.  I didn't know you 
could be a stylemaster in a turn that you died.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (58-51-0,203) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID (107-30) 
(0-0-0,240).  HARD KNOCKS overpowered VERMICIOUS KNID in an action packed 3 minute 
uneven melee.  Mr. Knocks is top Aimed Blow.

Second death.  RAYNER (20-182) (45-46-3,178) of DEADLINE fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-
8054) (46-53-2,168) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  RAYNER was slaughtered by INIGO MONTOYA in a 
2 minute gruesome uneven fight.  Rayner is still the top Parry-Riposte.  Inigo is top 
Slasher.

RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (34-30-2,134) of BIG LAKE PURE fought BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (27-22-0,129) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  RESTRAINED CONTEMPT narrowly defeated BALDING 
GRAY in an exciting 4 minute fight.  Balding Gray was voted this turn's favorite 
fighter.

JEDI YETI (18-10860) (26-22-2,123) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought FLAT (72-6880) (26-5-
2,100) of BASH BROS TIRES.  JEDI YETI overpowered FLAT in an exciting 1 minute one-
sided fight.

CHILD SMASHER (81-2941) (23-19-3,114) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought EVIL INPUTTER (107-
7) (0-0-0,110).  CHILD SMASHER was devastated by EVIL INPUTTER in a 2 minute 
mismatched conflict.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (24-15-3,81) of I'M NOT EGGBERT fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) 
(48-93-0,47) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  BARNABUS CROW luckily beat I'M POWERLESS in a 
popular 1 minute bloody brawl.

SOWER MOOD (81-2942) (20-22-1,28) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-
0,50).  SOWER MOOD was handily defeated by R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute uneven fight.

THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (26-17-0,76) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought CAPTURED PIRATE 
KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30).  THE LEPER'S HAND was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in 
a 1 minute struggle.

QUICK (81-2926) (26-18-2,73) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) 
(33-61-1,44) of BASH BROS TIRES.  QUICK handily defeated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute 
mismatched bout.  Mr Right Handed is Storm Rock's leading Parry-Strike, and also the 
least popular fighter this turn.

Th- th- that's all, folks!

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             311 200  4  261  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    156 100  1  262  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        56  48  0  219  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BEDDER 18-10043              96 116  4  218  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          59  51  0  216  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      127 101  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        47  53  3  210  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         61  50  2  195  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        66  51  0  193  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       44  55  2  190  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        60  74  2  181  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                45  47  3  163  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 DERAFF 35-4777               24  19  2  160  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  35  30  2  144  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           27  22  2  139  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         27  23  0  129  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CHILD SMASHER 81-2941        23  20  3  102  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLAT 72-6880                 26   6  2   97  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         25  15  3   83  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LONG TALL TEA 6-7279         21  14  2   79  EAT EM RAW BUG (430)       TRANSEL
 QUICK 81-2926                27  18  2   76  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
-RUTU PARNA 81-3014           16   9  2   59  PRAY THE GODS (414)        SHADOWSPIRE
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        48  94  0   55  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      33  62  1   43  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     26  18  0   43  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SOWER MOOD 81-2942           20  23  1   24  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563      61  50  2 COLOR ME SUAVE 365     TELGOR                    197
RAYNER 20-182             45  47  3 DEADLINE 432           INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054     197

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DERAFF was bested by DIRTY DIAPERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES was vanquished by MOD COD in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
CHATROOMMATE was vanquished by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute mismatched match.
BEDDER devastated SYE THE BEARDED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
TANTRUM YOGA was killed by TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
HARD KNOCKS overpowered VERMICIOUS KNID in a action packed 3 minute uneven melee.
RAYNER was slaughtered by INIGO MONTOYA in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT narrowly defeated BALDING GRAY in a exciting 4 minute fight.
JEDI YETI overpowered FLAT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHILD SMASHER was devastated by EVIL INPUTTER in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
BARNABUS CROW luckily beat I'M POWERLESS in a popular 1 minute bloody brawl.
SOWER MOOD was handily defeated by R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute uneven fight.
THE LEPER'S HAND was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute struggle.
QUICK handily defeated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  11 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         AIMED BLOW         7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   9 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  15 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  28 -  1      42  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   6 -  1      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  16 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 197 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           311 200  4  261 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  156 100  1  262 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      56  48  0  219 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            96 116  4  218 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        59  51  0  216 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      47  53  3  210 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       61  50  2  195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      60  74  2  181 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              45  47  3  163 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    33  62  1   43 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BALDING GRAY 42-5022.  The ten other most popular fighters were HARD KNOCKS 
42-4555, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, MOD COD 55-2638, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, 
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, JEDI YETI 
18-10860, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, and DERAFF 35-4777.

The least popular fighter this week was MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, FLAT 72-6880, SOWER MOOD 81-2942, SYE 
THE BEARDED 81-801, QUICK 81-2926, CHILD SMASHER 81-2941, RAYNER 20-182, TANTRUM YOGA 
42-4563, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  4 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 1  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             96 116  4  218  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               45  47  3  163  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  35  30  2  144  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       47  53  3  210  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              24  19  2  160  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       60  74  2  181  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116   156 100  1  262  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            311 200  4  261  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       48  94  0   55  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 FLAT 72-6880                26   6  2   97  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       56  48  0  219  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE