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Date   : 09/20/2016    Duedate: 10/03/2016

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 132

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   43   23   2 65.2      DARQUE FORCES 31/318
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  538  395   2 57.7    4-SENTINELS 7/354      188  209   3 47.4
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    5 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  270  335   5 44.6
  3 DARQUE AGES 81/335   136  131   4 50.9      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    DARQUE ANGELS 39/420

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Salutations to you, Lord Protectors!

There was one challenge today, and a brave one it was!  SHADOWDANCER (20-132) (18-13-
0,43) of DARQUE KNIGHTS challenged CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (25-26-0,63) of CENTER FOR 
OLDS.  SHADOWDANCER was devastated by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge 
fight.  Chatroommate is Storm Rock's most recognized Parry-Lunge.

There were ten other fights, seven of them involving members of the stand-in team.  
First, I shall list those that featured two professional gladiators.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (29-15-2,107) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought BARBAROSSA (81-2098) 
(24-27-0,99) of DARQUE AGES.  INIGO MONTOYA vanquished BARBAROSSA in a 1 minute one-
sided duel.  Inigo Montoya is our most highly rated Slasher.  Barbarossa is the 
premier Aimed Blow.

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (30-13-1,99) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (29-39-1,36) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  SYE THE BEARDED vanquished DIRTY DIAPERS in 
a 1 minute one-sided duel.

I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (26-50-0,84) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) 
(22-22-0,67) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 
minute uneven match.  I'm Powerless, who is not at all powerless, is the arena's top 
Basher.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (30-19-0,102) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE 
(107-8) (0-0-0,110) of  .  BURM WOLFSNARL was overcome by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in an 
action packed 4 minute melee.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (107-83-0,219) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID 
(107-30) (0-0-0,240) of  .  1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished VERMICIOUS KNID in a 2 minute 
brutal uneven Title battle.  The intrepid Matador is still our Champion of the Horn 
and top-ranked Wall of Steel.

ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (123-66-0,217) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) 
(0-0-0,181) of  .  ALMOST PRETTY overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a 2 minute bloody 
mismatched duel.

BEDDER (18-10043) (52-94-3,192) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22) (0-
0-0,181) of  .  BEDDER was luckily beaten by THE BLACKSMITH in an exciting 2 minute 
bloody fight.  Despite being defeated, Bedder is both our top Striker and our overall 
popularity leader.  He was also voted to be this turn's favorite fighter.  Well done!

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (74-76-1,200) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-
22) (0-0-0,181) of  .  THE HYPHEN-DASH viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 
minute bloody duel.  The doughty Hyphen-Dash is our top Lunger.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (81-81-0,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (107-
26) (0-0-0,200) of  .  JELLO KNUCKLES outlasted RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a crowd pleasing 7 
minute gory brawl.  Jello Knuckles is the arena's best Total Parry.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (26-19-2,60) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-
1) (0-0-0,30) of  .  TANTRUM YOGA overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-
sided fight.

I had hoped there would be more participants in the duels this time. Perhaps next 
time, eh?

With much respect and admiration,

                                        -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalania the Ever-Prepared

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    108  83  0  230  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       124  66  0  223  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-OBROJOBO 7-5869              70  55  2  204  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      75  76  1  203  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       82  81  0  201  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            36  39  0  186  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043              52  95  3  184  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CAJETAN 7-6036               28  40  1  173  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        30  15  2  116  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
-RYAK RAZORSAW 81-597         22  35  3  114  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
-THE SEAMSTRESS 81-986        23  42  1  103  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       31  13  1  101  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        30  20  0  100  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BARBAROSSA 81-2098           24  28  0   95  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          23  22  0   87  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-SISTER BEAR 9-5872           20  13  0   73  SPROUT OF IT (419)         ZUKAL
-BLUNT TRAUMA 75-1801         18  17  1   72  SWORD FOR HIRE (165)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        26  26  0   71  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
-CPT. BUZZY 20-65             20   9  2   71  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        26  51  0   65  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         27  19  2   62  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        29  40  1   47  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 SHADOWDANCER 20-132          18  14  0   38  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SHADOWDANCER was devastated by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished VERMICIOUS KNID in a 2 minute brutal uneven Title battle.
ALMOST PRETTY overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a 2 minute bloody mismatched duel.
BEDDER was luckily beaten by THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 2 minute bloody fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES outlasted RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory brawl.
BURM WOLFSNARL was overcome by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a action packed 4 minute melee.
INIGO MONTOYA vanquished BARBAROSSA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SYE THE BEARDED vanquished DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute uneven match.
TANTRUM YOGA overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL     18 -   2 -  0      90  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   5 -  1      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   9 -  1      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         8 -  16 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  15 -  0      32  |

Turn 132 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  108  83  0  230 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    75  76  1  203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     82  81  0  201 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            52  95  3  184 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      30  15  2  116 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW       BARBAROSSA 81-2098         24  28  0   95 DARQUE AGES (335)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      26  26  0   71 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK   I'M POWERLESS 59-2629      26  51  0   65 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)

The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BEDDER 18-10043.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE HYPHEN-DASH 
42-4499, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, 1977 
AMC MATADOR 42-4116, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, HARD KNOCKS 
42-4555, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, and TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.

The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, BARBAROSSA 81-2098, SHADOWDANCER 20-132, 
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, SYE THE BEARDED 
81-801, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, and BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           6  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  2 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             52  95  3  184  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 SHADOWDANCER 20-132         18  14  0   38  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       30  15  2  116  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       29  40  1   47  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116   108  83  0  230  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       26  51  0   65  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      31  13  1  101  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     SONNY TERRY (30-3912) of DELTA BLUES (374) 
                 BLOOD RED SKIES (32-5430) of CALL THE PRIEST (344) 
                         DINO ORTALANI (69-9537) of OZ (944) 
                   TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) of CALENDAR GIRLS (453) 
                ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER (82-855) of HARD LIQUOR 3 (140) 
                    FLOYD 101 (82-53144) of ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965) 
                      DOWRY WRAITH (82-50172) of 072507J (8439) 
                       CRIKEY! (82-45396) of SURPRISE! (7631) 
                  COCKROACH (82-47295) of THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946) 
                  URETHRA FRANKLIN (82-16581) of R-E-S-P-E-E (2518) 
                  SACRED DOOM (82-10660) of HAUNTED CASTLE 3 (1569) 
                      HELPER HAND (84-4344) of DOODS III (848) 
                    QUICKSILVER (84-7055) of MORE Q STUFF (1335) 
                         CRUTCH (84-15431) of OLD ONE (2726) 
              THONG RENAISSANCE (84-14786) of THE ORLANDO MOB 17 (2602) 
                    THE CREATOR (84-32899) of LOITER SQUAD (5769) 
                 THE WHITE WHALE (84-47164) of GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903) 
                     PIMPLED NINNY (84-28547) of 012112H (5057) 
                   SFC 10 (84-23902) of MEDAL OF HONOR 101 (4237) 
                    FLATLINER (84-45870) of BAD NEWS BEERS (7928) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes