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Date : 01/27/2026 Duedate: 02/09/2026
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 376
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 RHYME TYME 55/385 564 359 4 61.1 THUNDERBIRDS 33/488
2 BIG LAKE OUT 81/410 435 450 10 49.2 MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 5 DEFROSTED 75/455 229 336 6 40.5
3 REDHORSE 56/469 972 1021 8 48.8 CON + INSULT 32/442
MOSSRUNNERS 1/113 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
RAT PAK 6/486 6 WARLORDS 20/482 0 1 0 0.0
RAT PAK 41/468
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Well, hello there. You're all beautiful.
I've just been up in the hills, meditating for a few days. Then a little bird landed
on my head and told me to come home before I got pneumonia. So it's back to the
hustle and bustle... ten fights here in Crysalis today. Maybe not that much bustle.
There was one challenge, though.
NARSIL (81-3401) (63-45-1,210) of MIRKWOOD ORCS challenged MOOSE (56-3459) (80-
116-0,196) of REDHORSE. NARSIL slimly won victory over MOOSE in a crowd pleasing 7
minute Challenge fight. But Moose was voted this turn's favorite fighter.
MOD COD (55-2638) (459-230-5,260) of RHYME TYME fought JAVELINO (56-3728) (73-87-
1,224) of REDHORSE. MOD COD demolished JAVELINO in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
So Mod Cod remains the Champion of the Horn, and is also the overall popularity leader
and top Lunger. Javelino is the leading Striker.
TWITCH-RAT (6-7821) (30-24-0,231) of RAT PAK fought THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940)
(85-50-1,187) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. TWITCH-RAT was overpowered by THE LEPER'S HAND in
a 1 minute mismatched duel. The Leper's Hand gained 21 points for this upset, and
Twitch-Rat was chosen as this turn's least favorite fighter.
THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) (54-29-1,213) of DEFROSTED fought BUCK (1-2291) (79-181-
0,184) of MOSSRUNNERS. THE OVEN BIRD savagely defeated BUCK in a crowd pleasing 8
minute bloody match. The Oven Bird is Storm Rock's leading Wall of Steel.
HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (114-128-0,208) of REDHORSE fought ANDURIL (81-3435) (51-
47-1,207) of MIRKWOOD ORCS. HUMMINGBIRD viciously subdued ANDURIL in a crowd pleasing
4 minute brutal fight. Hummingbird is the top Slasher. Anduril is the highest ranked
Aimed Blow.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (115-80-0,210) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought RENEGADE-RAT
(41-388) (52-44-3,190) of RAT PAK. BURM WOLFSNARL viciously subdued RENEGADE-RAT in a
popular 7 minute competition. Mr. Wolfsnarl is Storm Rock's best Total Parry.
RINGIL (81-3633) (46-37-2,200) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-
4865) (62-76-5,199) of HOUSE JHEREG. RINGIL vanquished TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in an
action packed 2 minute gory uneven duel.
BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (76-115-1,210) of REDHORSE fought TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (70-
86-1,202) of CON + INSULT. BROKEN TOE lost to TOUCH BASE in a popular 1 minute duel.
HAND OF DARKNESS (33-10490) (33-30-1,91) of THUNDERBIRDS fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON
(107-5) (0-0-0,70). HAND OF DARKNESS was savagely defeated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a
1 minute match. Hand of Darkness lost 16 points today.
DURN WOLFSNARL (81-3955) (24-25-1,82) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought THE OGRE TROLL
(20-434) (17-13-0,64) of WARLORDS. DURN WOLFSNARL overpowered THE OGRE TROLL in a 2
minute one-sided match.
That's all. I don't recommend meditating outside in this cold weather, but peace to
you all. Oh good, Tricia made chicken soup.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 460 230 5 270 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 116 80 0 219 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 115 128 0 218 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
NARSIL 81-3401 64 45 1 217 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 55 29 1 217 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
RINGIL 81-3633 47 37 2 213 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAVELINO 56-3728 73 88 1 210 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 86 50 1 208 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 71 86 1 208 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
MOOSE 56-3459 80 117 0 200 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 52 45 3 200 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
ANDURIL 81-3435 51 48 1 198 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 76 116 1 196 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
BUCK 1-2291 79 182 0 193 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 62 77 5 192 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
TWITCH-RAT 6-7821 30 25 0 192 RAT PAK (486) TRANSEL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955 25 25 1 90 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
-KIKI VILLYN 33-10759 25 9 0 84 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
HAND OF DARKNESS 33-10490 33 31 1 75 THUNDERBIRDS (488) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
THE OGRE TROLL 20-434 17 14 0 59 WARLORDS (482) SEAM
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
At a local tavern a fight manager named Den was overheard saying, "Slightly
embarrassing, but I only just found out that Albert Einstein was a real person. I
swear to you, this whole time, I thought he was a theoretical physicist". -- Khagn
Twitch-Rat -- Thanks to you, I pissed off a nurse in the infirmary. Big guy, and now
he's threatening to become a stand-in and beat me up. -- Moose
Bah. I think I fought that infirmary nurse. Or has Clotto been a stand-in before? --
Javelino
The Leper's Hand -- Ouch. -- Buck
If anyone wants to know, Vermicious Knid just maxed out in skills. -- Hummingbird
And I fought the Cheating Manager. Out of five fights, our guild fought three stand-
ins, just as we did last turn. This is a disturbing trend. -- Broken Toe
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NARSIL slimly won victory over MOOSE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute Challenge fight.
MOD COD demolished JAVELINO in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
TWITCH-RAT was overpowered by THE LEPER'S HAND in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
THE OVEN BIRD savagely defeated BUCK in a crowd pleasing 8 minute bloody match.
HUMMINGBIRD viciously subdued ANDURIL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL viciously subdued RENEGADE-RAT in a popular 7 minute competition.
RINGIL vanquished TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven duel.
BROKEN TOE lost to TOUCH BASE in a popular 1 minute duel.
HAND OF DARKNESS was savagely defeated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute match.
DURN WOLFSNARL overpowered THE OGRE TROLL in a 2 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 AIMED BLOW 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 16 - 0 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 18 - 0 49 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 15 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 376 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 4 4 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 460 230 5 270 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 116 80 0 219 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
SLASHING ATTACK HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 115 128 0 218 REDHORSE (469)
WALL OF STEEL THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 55 29 1 217 DEFROSTED (455)
STRIKING ATTACK JAVELINO 56-3728 73 88 1 210 REDHORSE (469)
AIMED BLOW ANDURIL 81-3435 51 48 1 198 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was MOOSE 56-3459. The ten other most popular fighters were BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113,
BUCK 1-2291, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, RENEGADE-RAT 41-388, THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934, NARSIL
81-3401, ANDURIL 81-3435, RINGIL 81-3633, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, and TOUCH BASE
32-6828.
The least popular fighter this week was TWITCH-RAT 6-7821. The other ten least
popular fighters were JAVELINO 56-3728, THE OGRE TROLL 20-434, HAND OF DARKNESS
33-10490, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, MOD COD 55-2638, DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955, BROKEN
TOE 56-3683, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, and RINGIL 81-3633.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 3 0
TRANSEL(6) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 5 1 0
ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 79 182 0 193 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TWITCH-RAT 6-7821 30 25 0 192 RAT PAK (486) TRANSEL
THE OGRE TROLL 20-434 17 14 0 59 WARLORDS (482) SEAM
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 71 86 1 208 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
HAND OF DARKNESS 33-10490 33 31 1 75 THUNDERBIRDS (488) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 62 77 5 192 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 52 45 3 200 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
MOD COD 55-2638 460 230 5 270 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 115 128 0 218 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 55 29 1 217 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 116 80 0 219 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE