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Date   : 07/12/2016    Duedate: 07/25/2016

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 127

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   32   19   2 62.7      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  4 TWISTED SIST 72/413    4   10   1 28.6
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  514  379   2 57.6    5-BAD SIGNS 83/397       7   22   0 24.1
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
  3 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  267  328   5 44.9      WAY TO GO! II 73/333

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Salutations, Brave Ones!

There were eight fights this day.  According to Olaf Modeen, Twisted Sisters avoided 
Center for Olds, but I do not know whether to believe that, since there were no 
challenges.

ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (119-65-0,242) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought GOJIRO (107-31) (0-0-
0,220) of  .  ALMOST PRETTY devastated GOJIRO in an action packed 1 minute mismatched 
Title fight.  And so, Almost Pretty retains her title of premier Wall of Steel in this 
arena, as well as being Champion of the Horn.

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (70-75-1,186) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-
29) (0-0-0,200) of  .  THE HYPHEN-DASH demolished CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 1 minute 
one-sided melee.  Well done!  The Hyphen-Dash remains, of course, our best Lunger.

BEDDER (18-10043) (49-92-3,182) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought IRON BITCH (72-5859) (26-36-
3,154) of TWISTED SISTERS.  BEDDER devastated IRON BITCH in a popular 1 minute one-
sided contest.  Ah, now I see why the Twisted Sisters avoided Center for Olds.  As 
would I!  Bedder is the overall popularity leader here in Storm Rock.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (79-78-0,189) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID (107-
30) (0-0-0,240) of  .  JELLO KNUCKLES savagely defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in a 7 minute 
competition.  Jello Knuckles is this arena's best Total Parry, while Vermicious Knid 
is the most vernicious of knids.  Jello Knuckles was voted this turn's favorite.  I 
should think! That was some excellent defending.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (102-83-0,196) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY 
(107-9) (0-0-0,170) of  .  1977 AMC MATADOR luckily beat IMPRISONED SPY in an exciting 
3 minute bloody struggle.  Was not the Matador our Champion of the Horn until 
recently?

I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (24-47-0,85) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (24-22-0,82) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  I'M POWERLESS was handily defeated by 
CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute uneven fight.  I'm Powerless is our most highly respected 
Basher, while Chatroommate is the top Parry-Lunge.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (23-17-2,28) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) 
(28-35-1,54) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  TANTRUM YOGA vanquished DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 
minute gruesome uneven duel.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (19-20-0,35) of COLOR ME SUAVE, our most feared Aimed Blow, 
fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-0,50) of  .  HARD KNOCKS savagely defeated R.O.U.S. in an 
action packed 3 minute gory duel.  The Rodent of Unusual Size retreated in confusion 
and was treated in the infirmary.

And now, sadly, I must fly.  I am Lady Greywand's messenger, and my services are 
required.  Until next time, may you all fare well.

                                       -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       120  65  0  253  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      71  75  1  204  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       80  78  0  203  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    103  83  0  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043              50  92  3  186  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IRON BITCH 72-5859           26  37  3  151  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        28  12  2  112  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        25  22  0   95  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        19  29  0   78  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        24  48  0   74  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
-PREACHER ROWE 75-1731        19  16  1   74  SWORD FOR HIRE (165)       JADE MOUNTAIN
-BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        26  19  0   64  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     20  10  0   58  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
-SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       26  13  1   56  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         24  17  2   52  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          20  20  0   51  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        28  36  1   33  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ALMOST PRETTY devastated GOJIRO in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH demolished CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
BEDDER devastated IRON BITCH in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
JELLO KNUCKLES savagely defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in a 7 minute competition.
1977 AMC MATADOR luckily beat IMPRISONED SPY in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
I'M POWERLESS was handily defeated by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
HARD KNOCKS savagely defeated R.O.U.S. in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     18 -   2 -  0      90  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   3 -  1      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   7 -  1      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  11 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  18 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         AIMED BLOW         6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 127 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496     120  65  0  253 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    71  75  1  204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     80  78  0  203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            50  92  3  186 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      25  22  0   95 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK   I'M POWERLESS 59-2629      24  48  0   74 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        20  20  0   51 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)

The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.  The ten other most popular fighters were HARD KNOCKS 
42-4555, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, 
BEDDER 18-10043, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, IRON BITCH 72-5859, I'M 
POWERLESS 59-2629, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.

The least popular fighter this week was DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, IRON BITCH 72-5859, TANTRUM YOGA 
42-4563, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BEDDER 18-10043, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, 1977 AMC 
MATADOR 42-4116, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, and JELLO KNUCKLES 
42-4554.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           6  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             50  92  3  186  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       28  36  1   33  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      120  65  0  253  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       24  48  0   74  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 IRON BITCH 72-5859          26  37  3  151  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD