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Date   : 05/19/2015    Duedate: 06/01/2015

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 100

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  409  304   2 57.4      ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  2 SENTINELS 7/354      157  167   3 48.5      GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334                   4 BAD SIGNS 83/397       1    8   0 11.1
  3 VEGGIES 3/372        227  292   3 43.7      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    PALINDROMES 73/405                          WAY TO GO! II 73/333

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Practice pays for OBROJOBO, who pummelled THE UPRIGHT MAN, to pocket 30 
points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, TELGOR was winsome, after beating 
1977 AMC MATADOR and seeing him lose 6 points.  Now I can't insult AZAGHAL, as he has 
gloriously dueled to the top.  Oh great new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me if I lay it on 
too thick) So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging 
dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A 
certain tavern in STORM ROCK would I avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in STORM ROCK is the highlight of my life.  As if 
buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.  
Do not despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AZAGHAL 81-1223              65  45  1  402  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              56  50  2  243  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       101  57     197  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 OZAWINDIB 7-6212             38  33     190  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185      44  63  1  185  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   54  76  1  180  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            33  34     180  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     85  74     179  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        55  88     179  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       64  67     168  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MAULI LAMA 7-6292            24  26  2  164  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069       28  22  1   49  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        16  20      36  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        18  19      31  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185   44  63  1 ALASTARIAN IDOL 363    OBROJOBO 7-5869           100

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ALMOST PRETTY was viciously subdued by AZAGHAL in a 2 minute Title fight.
OBROJOBO killed THE UPRIGHT MAN in a exciting 1 minute melee.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was defeated by OZAWINDIB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR was devastated by TELGOR in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
MAULI LAMA was bested by PINCH BLISTER in a action packed 4 minute gory brawl.
JELLO KNUCKLES slimly won victory over ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 7 minute match.
DIRTY DIAPERS handily defeated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute uneven fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK lost to WONTON NOT NOW in a popular 2 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   2 -  1      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  13 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  26 -  1      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  17 -  0      35  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 100 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      AZAGHAL 81-1223            65  45  1  402 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            56  50  2  243 SENTINELS (354)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496     101  57  0  197 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      OZAWINDIB 7-6212           38  33  0  190 SENTINELS (354)
BASHING ATTACK   THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185    44  63  1  185 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)
AIMED BLOW       OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275      16  20  0   36 BAD SIGNS (397)

The overall popularity leader is ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
MAULI LAMA 7-6292, AZAGHAL 81-1223, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, 
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, OBROJOBO 7-5869, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, 
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275.

The least popular fighter this week was 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, DIRTY 
DIAPERS 38-5071, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, OBROJOBO 7-5869, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, WONTON NOT 
NOW 73-6069, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, and AZAGHAL 81-1223.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            2  1 1  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             56  50  2  243  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     44  63  1  185  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859       55  88  0  179  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       18  19  0   31  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      101  57  0  197  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  54  76  1  180  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069      28  22  1   49  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA
 AZAGHAL 81-1223             65  45  1  402  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       16  20  0   36  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.