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Date   : 02/07/2017    Duedate: 02/20/2017

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 142

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   55   34   2 61.8    3 RHYME TYME 55/385    373  316   3 54.1
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  4 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  277  348   5 44.3
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  589  424   2 58.1      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings, heroes of Storm Rock!

     Alas, there were just nine fights today, but I am slightly pleased to note that 
only four gladiators faced stand-ins, which is a significant improvement over last 
turn.  Impressively, all four stand-ins were defeated!  This hardly ever happens, 
since stand-ins tend to be very capable fighters.  But today, they were no match for 
the heroes of Storm Rock.  Huzzah!
     MOD COD (55-2638) (268-187-4,445) of RHYME TYME fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) 
(90-82-0,240) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD devastated JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute 
mismatched Title fight.  And so, Mod Cod will enjoy his second turn as our Champion of 
the Horn and, of course, the premier Lunger.  Jello Knuckles is our finest Total 
Parry. 
     ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (130-69-0,212) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25) 
(0-0-0,181) of  .  ALMOST PRETTY vanquished CLOTTO in an exciting 2 minute gory uneven 
battle.  Almost Pretty is our best Wall of Steel, and Clotto is a terrifying clown.  
Almost Pretty was voted to be this turn's favorite fighter.
     THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (80-80-1,204) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD 
(107-29) (0-0-0,200) of  .  THE HYPHEN-DASH vanquished CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 2 
minute gory mismatched brawl.  Wait, isn't Crysalis a different arena?  What is a 
Crysalis guard doing here in the first place? I wonder if he is auditioning to be a 
Storm Rock guard.  If so, it was an unfortunate interview.
     1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (113-87-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH 
(107-22) (0-0-0,181) of  .  1977 AMC MATADOR demolished THE BLACKSMITH in a 1 minute 
mismatched competition.  I commend the Matador for his victory!
     BEDDER (18-10043) (57-99-3,189) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) 
(32-20-2,172) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  BEDDER devastated INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute 
mismatched match.  Bedder is our top Striker and overall popularity leader, and Mr. 
Montoya is now the arena's premier Slasher.
     CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (33-28-0,156) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SYE THE BEARDED 
(81-801) (35-16-1,106) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  CHATROOMMATE was handily defeated by SYE 
THE BEARDED in a 2 minute uneven fight.  This was well fought.  Chatroommate is our 
arena's best Parry-Lunge.
     TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (33-22-2,120) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (34-22-0,116) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  TANTRUM YOGA was vanquished by BURM 
WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute uneven duel.  Well done, Mr. Wolfsnarl.
     HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (27-27-0,99) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (32-46-1,26) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  HARD KNOCKS overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a 
popular 1 minute uneven duel.  Hard Knocks is our most puissant Aimed Blow.
     I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (29-57-0,69) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought ALASTARIAN 
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of  .  I'M POWERLESS overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 
1 minute uneven match.  I should hope so!  And the unjustly named I'm Powerless is 
still Storm Rock's prevailing Basher.
     And that, brave warriors, is all I can report.  May you fare well for the next 
fortnight.

                                       -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             269 187  4  460  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       131  69  0  220  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      81  80  1  217  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    114  87  0  216  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       90  83  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043              58  99  3  202  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        32  21  2  166  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       36  16  1  147  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        35  22  0  135  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        33  29  0  126  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         33  23  2  112  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          28  27  0  101  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        30  57  0   71  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
-JAKARTA FAIR 74-4544         15   6  1   52  ARGONAUTS (422)            DAYLA KIV
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        32  47  1   34  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MOD COD devastated JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
ALMOST PRETTY vanquished CLOTTO in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven battle.
THE HYPHEN-DASH vanquished CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
1977 AMC MATADOR demolished THE BLACKSMITH in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BEDDER devastated INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CHATROOMMATE was handily defeated by SYE THE BEARDED in a 2 minute uneven fight.
TANTRUM YOGA was vanquished by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute uneven duel.
HARD KNOCKS overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
I'M POWERLESS overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -   8 -  0      62  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  11 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         9 -  17 -  0      35  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  14 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 142 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       2  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           269 187  4  460 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496     131  69  0  220 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     90  83  0  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            58  99  3  202 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      32  21  2  166 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      33  29  0  126 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        28  27  0  101 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   I'M POWERLESS 59-2629      30  57  0   71 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)

The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496.  The ten other most popular fighters were SYE THE BEARDED 
81-801, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, MOD COD 
55-2638, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, BEDDER 18-10043, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, I'M 
POWERLESS 59-2629, and CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.

The least popular fighter this week was INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, CHATROOMMATE 
18-10034, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, BEDDER 18-10043, 1977 AMC 
MATADOR 42-4116, MOD COD 55-2638, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, and BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  2 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  0 0  
CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             58  99  3  202  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       32  21  2  166  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       32  47  1   34  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      131  69  0  220  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            269 187  4  460  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       30  57  0   71  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      36  16  1  147  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE