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Date   : 06/14/2016    Duedate: 06/27/2016

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 125

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   32   16   2 66.7      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  4 TWISTED SIST 72/413    4    8   1 33.3
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  501  376   2 57.1    5 BAD SIGNS 83/397       6   21   0 22.2
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
  3 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  265  326   5 44.8      WAY TO GO! II 73/333

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hail, brave ones!

This is, once again, Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared, here to bring you 
my humble report of your valiant struggles.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (101-82-0,233) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID 
(107-30) (0-0-0,240) of  .  1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered VERMICIOUS KNID in a 3 minute 
mismatched Title match.  Once again, the puissant Matador was pitted against an 
honorless Knid in defense of his title.  1977 AMC Matador is the Champion of the Horn 
and also the top-ranked Wall of Steel.  I note with admiration that the guild owing 
allegiance to Suave fields five of eight stylemasters this turn.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (26-17-0,93) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged IRON BITCH (72-
5859) (25-35-2,119) of TWISTED SISTERS.  BURM WOLFSNARL was butchered by IRON BITCH in 
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. This was the only fight in which someone died, 
sadly, though it was a brave challenge against a foe who already had two kills.

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (25-12-1,66) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged I'M POWERLESS 
(59-2629) (23-46-0,73) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  SYE THE BEARDED handily defeated I'M 
POWERLESS in a 1 minute Challenge match.  I'm Powerless is Storm Rock's top Basher.

OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (18-28-0,46) of BAD SIGNS challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) 
(18-19-0,54) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  OUT FOR A DUCK slimly lost to HARD KNOCKS in a 4 
minute Challenge brawl.

That was the last challenge fight.  Of the remaining seven randomly matched contests, 
five involved stand-in fighters.  Perhaps it is worth noting at this juncture that 
Color Me Suave was avoided by Bad Signs.  Had this not been the case, there would 
surely have been less demand for stand-ins.

ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (117-65-0,231) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (107-
11) (0-0-0,220) of  .  ALMOST PRETTY narrowly defeated AMBER WOLFWALKER in a deeply 
thrilling 7 minute struggle.  For this, Almost Pretty was voted this turn's favorite 
fighter by her adoring fans, who think she is altogether pretty.

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (69-74-1,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-0-
0,181) of  .  THE HYPHEN-DASH was unbelievably bested by CLOTTO in a popular 2 minute 
competition.  Possibly Clotto is more dangerous than the name implies?  In any case, 
The Hyphen-Dash is top Lunger.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (77-78-0,179) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE 
(107-8) (0-0-0,110) of  .  JELLO KNUCKLES won victory over ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in an 
action packed 5 minute duel.  Jello Knuckles is the highest ranked Total Parry in 
Storm Rock.

BEDDER (18-10043) (48-91-3,179) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-0,200) 
of  .  BEDDER lost to TELGOR in an action packed 1 minute fight.  And still, the 
dangerous Bedder is our best Striker, as well as being the overall popularity leader.  
Telgor must be quite formidable.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (27-11-2,100) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-
4563) (23-15-2,30) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  INIGO MONTOYA vanquished TANTRUM YOGA in an 
exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.  Inigo Montoya is the arena's best Slasher.

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (19-9-0,63) of BAD SIGNS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) 
(23-21-0,55) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER handily defeated CHATROOMMATE in 
an exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. Spawn's Blue Beer (a sinister name!) is the top-
ranked Aimed Blow, while Chatroommate is top Parry-Lunge.

DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (27-34-1,48) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER 
(107-1) (0-0-0,30) of  .  DIRTY DIAPERS was savagely defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER 
in a 2 minute competition.

That, I believe, is all the comment my humble mind can produce on your brave actions.  
Therefore practice and strive, and we will meet again in two more weeks.

                                    -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared,                                              
                                       Lady Greywand's own herald

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    102  82  0  246  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       118  65  0  239  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       78  78  0  181  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      69  75  1  181  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043              48  92  3  180  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 IRON BITCH 72-5859           26  35  3  158  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        28  11  2  102  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        26  18  0   90  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       26  12  1   80  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     20   9  0   73  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        23  47  0   63  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          19  19  0   60  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        23  22  0   50  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        18  29  0   46  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         23  16  2   42  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        27  35  1   35  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113     26  18  0 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 410  IRON BITCH 72-5859        125

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BURM WOLFSNARL was butchered by IRON BITCH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED handily defeated I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute Challenge match.
OUT FOR A DUCK slimly lost to HARD KNOCKS in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered VERMICIOUS KNID in a 3 minute mismatched Title match.
ALMOST PRETTY narrowly defeated AMBER WOLFWALKER in a exciting 7 minute struggle.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was unbelievably bested by CLOTTO in a popular 2 minute competition.
JELLO KNUCKLES won victory over ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a action packed 5 minute duel.
BEDDER lost to TELGOR in a action packed 1 minute fight.
INIGO MONTOYA vanquished TANTRUM YOGA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER handily defeated CHATROOMMATE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
DIRTY DIAPERS was savagely defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     19 -   1 -  0      95  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   2 -  1      85  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   7 -  1      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  14 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  12 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  20 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         AIMED BLOW         5 -   9 -  0      36  |

Turn 125 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  102  82  0  246 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     78  78  0  181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    69  75  1  181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            48  92  3  180 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      28  11  2  102 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW       SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403   20   9  0   73 BAD SIGNS (397)
BASHING ATTACK   I'M POWERLESS 59-2629      23  47  0   63 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      23  22  0   50 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)

The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE HYPHEN-DASH 
42-4499, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, JELLO 
KNUCKLES 42-4554, BEDDER 18-10043, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, IRON BITCH 72-5859, SPAWN'S 
BLUE BEER 83-403, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.

The least popular fighter this week was TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BURM WOLFSNARL 
81-113, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, IRON 
BITCH 72-5859, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, BEDDER 18-10043, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           4  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  1 0  
CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 1  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             48  92  3  180  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       28  11  2  102  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       27  35  1   35  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116   102  82  0  246  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       23  47  0   63  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 IRON BITCH 72-5859          26  35  3  158  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       26  18  0   90  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403    20   9  0   73  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                        HEISENBERG (4-6853) of DEVIATION (638) 
                       MUSH (84-27306) of 4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes