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Date : 09/23/2025 Duedate: 10/06/2025
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 367
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 RHYME TYME 55/385 556 358 4 60.8 3 BIG LAKE OUT 81/410 418 440 10 48.7
2 REDHORSE 56/469 960 988 8 49.3 BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
MOSSRUNNERS 1/113
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello you guys,
Seven fights! Thanks to Burm Wolfsnarl for issuing this turn's single challenge, not
that it did him any good. There was one other fight between two gladiators; the other
five fights were against stand-ins. The stand-ins had a 1-4 turn. No avoids... it
looks like the only three guilds that fought were Big Lake, Rhyme Time, and Redhorse.
Nobody died. Every gladiator present was on both the popularity list, and the
unpopularity list. Oh, this is sad.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (109-77-0,261) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged MOD COD
(55-2638) (451-229-5,301) of RHYME TYME. BURM WOLFSNARL was devastated by MOD COD in
a 1 minute Challenge Title fight. Mod Cod is top Lunger and Champion of the Horn, as
usual. He blows it pretty well although there's always a little break at the end of
the note, when the old codger starts to cough.
HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (109-124-0,219) of REDHORSE fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29)
(0-0-0,200). HUMMINGBIRD handily defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided
match. As usual, Hummingbird is top Slasher. She has no kills on her record, which
is why one of the arena guards offered to fill in here.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (80-46-1,218) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought MOOSE (56-
3459) (79-108-0,188) of REDHORSE. THE LEPER'S HAND was viciously subdued by MOOSE in
a popular 5 minute brutal fight. Surprisingly, neither of these fighters are
stylemasters, although Moose was voted most popular (as well as least unpopular).
Moose got 31 points though. Mr. Hand lost 26.
BUCK (1-2291) (77-174-0,183) of MOSSRUNNERS fought CHEATING MANAGER (107-6) (0-0-
0,151). BUCK bested CHEATING MANAGER in an action packed 5 minute brawl. Do you know
Buck's original arena name was "Buck Naked he" because he was a streaker who was
recruited by a manager who thought it would be funny to hear the announcer call out
his fights. Who knew he'd make it to the Isle?
JAVELINO (56-3728) (69-82-1,210) of REDHORSE fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29) (0-0-
0,200). JAVELINO overpowered CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided
struggle. Javelino is top Striker, for what that's worth.
BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (73-109-1,164) of REDHORSE fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER (107-
23) (0-0-0,181). BROKEN TOE was handily defeated by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute
uneven fight. It's extra humiliating to lose to a stand-in, isn't it? Unless they're
one of the Dark Arena guys, but we didn't get any of those. Anyway Broken Toe was the
least popular gladiator today.
DURN WOLFSNARL (81-3955) (20-20-1,73) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought RIRORNI SOLDIER
(107-3) (0-0-0,60). DURN WOLFSNARL vanquished RIRORNI SOLDIER in a popular 1 minute
gruesome uneven duel. Young Durn looked pretty good out there.
Until next time. Invite your friends.
Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 452 229 5 328 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 110 124 0 230 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
JAVELINO 56-3728 70 82 1 221 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
MOOSE 56-3459 80 108 0 219 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 60 40 0 212 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 109 78 0 210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 43 74 0 210 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
-RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 63 29 0 206 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
-RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 49 43 3 206 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
-ANDURIL 81-3435 48 46 1 206 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
-NARSIL 81-3401 61 43 1 204 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
-RAYNER 20-182 102 159 3 196 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
-RINGIL 81-3633 44 35 2 195 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 80 47 1 192 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
BUCK 1-2291 78 174 0 185 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 73 110 1 158 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MOM'S MAD 83-698 22 15 0 96 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955 21 20 1 81 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
-EXTRA HOMEWORK 83-754 15 17 0 62 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BURM WOLFSNARL was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
HUMMINGBIRD handily defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE LEPER'S HAND was viciously subdued by MOOSE in a popular 5 minute brutal fight.
BUCK bested CHEATING MANAGER in a action packed 5 minute brawl.
JAVELINO overpowered CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BROKEN TOE was handily defeated by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DURN WOLFSNARL vanquished RIRORNI SOLDIER in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 18 - 10 - 0 64 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 22 - 0 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 20 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 7 - 0 22 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 367 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 452 229 5 328 RHYME TYME (385)
SLASHING ATTACK HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 110 124 0 230 REDHORSE (469)
STRIKING ATTACK JAVELINO 56-3728 70 82 1 221 REDHORSE (469)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 109 78 0 210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
The overall popularity leader is MOOSE 56-3459. The most popular warrior this turn
was MOOSE 56-3459. The ten other most popular fighters were THE LEPER'S HAND
81-2940, BUCK 1-2291, DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, JAVELINO 56-3728,
MOD COD 55-2638, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, 0-0, and 0-0.
The least popular fighter this week was BROKEN TOE 56-3683. The other ten least
popular fighters were BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, MOD COD 55-2638, JAVELINO 56-3728,
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955, BUCK 1-2291, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940,
MOOSE 56-3459, 0-0, and 0-0.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 3 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 2 0
KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 78 174 0 185 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
MOD COD 55-2638 452 229 5 328 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 110 124 0 230 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 109 78 0 210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
THUMBSCREW (2-2622) IN COLD BLOOD (329)
YORKE (7-6040) IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
LUNACY (60-9545) HORRID INSTANITY (716)
MR. CARTER (72-10604) PORKY'S REVENGE (1415)
SCHNOOKLEWUGGY (84-16559) SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)
DOLEMITE (85-24265) HOWLIN' CLASSICS (4686)
EXTERMINATOR (86-1006) HOWLING GRIBBLE (171)
FRED SAVAGE CEO (86-18759) THE PURGE 249 (3461)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes