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Date   : 08/08/2017    Duedate: 08/21/2017

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 155

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  645  465   2 58.1    5 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  292  359   6 44.9
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  2 HOYT FOUNDATI 8/427   74   60   2 55.2    6-BAD SIGNS 83/397      13   32   0 28.9
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                     PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    WAY TO GO! II 73/333
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    384  318   3 54.7    7 DEADLINE 20/432        1    0   0  100
  4 LADIES OF QUA 7/429    3    3   1 50.0

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Alas!

     There were just nine fights in the arena today.  And I did see a mild quarrel 
outside the arena, which did not devolve into fisticuffs.  As usual, two members of 
the Big Lake guild challenged someone, but there were no avoids and no deaths.  That, 
of course, is a good thing.
     BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (43-26-0,187) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged TANTRUM 
YOGA (42-4563) (38-30-2,187) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  BURM WOLFSNARL bested TANTRUM YOGA in 
a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.  Tantrum Yoga is this arena's best Parry-
Lunge, which is reportedly quite a difficult style.
     SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (39-25-1,180) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged HARD 
KNOCKS (42-4555) (34-33-0,142) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SYE THE BEARDED was vanquished by 
HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.  This is not surprising, since Hard 
Knocks is the arena's best Aimed Blow.
     MOD COD (55-2638) (280-188-4,448) of RHYME TYME fought BEDDER (18-10043) (65-104-
3,238) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  MOD COD was overpowered by BEDDER in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute mismatched Title duel.  Ah!  Since the venerable Mod Cod has lost the Title, we 
may see a column from Bedder.  Bedder is our most highly ranked Striker and also, 
naturally, the Champion of the Horn. However, Mod Cod remains our overall popularity 
leader.  And strangely, he was voted least popular this turn.  I suppose some bettors 
lost money on him today.
     1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (122-91-0,218) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD 
(107-29) (0-0-0,200) of  .  1977 AMC MATADOR defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in an exciting 4 
minute bloody fight.  The Matador is still our best-recognized Wall of Steel.
     THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (90-83-1,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD 
(107-29) (0-0-0,200) of  .  THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.  The Hyphen-Dash is our fair arena's best Lunger 
(taking that honor away from Mod Cod).
     JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (96-89-0,208) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought INIGO MONTOYA 
(33-8054) (38-27-2,162) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  JELLO KNUCKLES beat INIGO MONTOYA in a 
crowd pleasing 1 minute gory brawl.  Jello Knuckles is our top-ranked Total Parry 
while Inigo Montoya is the supreme Slasher.
     CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (38-36-0,149) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought FLOYD (107-10) 
(0-0-0,150) of  .  CHATROOMMATE viciously subdued FLOYD in an action packed 3 minute 
gruesome melee.  Chatroommate was voted this turn's favorite fighter.
     I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (34-65-0,41) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought RAYNER (20-182) 
(24-25-2,70) of DEADLINE.  I'M POWERLESS lost to RAYNER in an action packed 1 minute 
fight.  Rayner is Storm Rock's reigning Parry-Riposte.
     DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (42-49-2,85) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought SPICE (7-6640) 
(22-16-5,56) of LADIES OF QUALITY.  DIRTY DIAPERS viciously subdued SPICE in a popular 
1 minute brutal fight.  Dirty Diapers is our best Basher.
     That, my heroes, is the sum total of this turn's fight day.  Alas, indeed!

                                       -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043              66 104  3  295  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    123  91  0  226  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      91  83  1  221  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       97  89  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        44  26  0  199  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MOD COD 55-2638             280 189  4  190  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         38  31  2  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          35  33  0  180  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        38  28  2  169  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        24  32  0  162  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        39  36  0  158  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       39  26  1  153  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        43  49  2   89  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 RAYNER 20-182                25  25  2   72  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 SPICE 7-6640                 22  17  5   58  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        34  66  0   44  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     21  17  0   44  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
-THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589       19  18  1   29  HOYT FOUNDATION (427)      ARKERS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

I'll be bringing a new Lord Protector in next turn!  One of my best grads ever!  As 
always, best in my book doesn't necessarily equate to quality on the sands. -- Assur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BURM WOLFSNARL bested TANTRUM YOGA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED was vanquished by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
MOD COD was overpowered by BEDDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 4 minute bloody fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES beat INIGO MONTOYA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory brawl.
CHATROOMMATE viciously subdued FLOYD in a action packed 3 minute gruesome melee.
I'M POWERLESS lost to RAYNER in a action packed 1 minute fight.
DIRTY DIAPERS viciously subdued SPICE in a popular 1 minute brutal fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -   4 -  0      80  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  11 -  2      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 155 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            66 104  3  295 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  123  91  0  226 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    91  83  1  221 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     97  89  0  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       38  31  2  190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        35  33  0  180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      38  28  2  169 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      43  49  2   89 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              25  25  2   72 DEADLINE (432)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.  The ten other most popular fighters were BURM WOLFSNARL 
81-113, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, DIRTY 
DIAPERS 38-5071, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, BEDDER 18-10043, THE 
HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.

The least popular fighter this week was MOD COD 55-2638.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SPICE 7-6640, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, RAYNER 20-182, I'M POWERLESS 
59-2629, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, BEDDER 18-10043, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, JELLO 
KNUCKLES 42-4554, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           4  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPICE 7-6640                22  17  5   58  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043             66 104  3  295  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               25  25  2   72  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       38  28  2  169  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       43  49  2   89  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116   123  91  0  226  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            280 189  4  190  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       34  66  0   44  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       44  26  0  199  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE