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Date   : 01/10/2017    Duedate: 01/23/2017

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 140

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   53   33   2 61.6    5 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  276  345   5 44.4
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  580  417   2 58.2    6-BAD SIGNS 83/397      11   26   0 29.7
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    371  316   3 54.0      WAY TO GO! II 73/333
  4-SENTINELS 7/354      193  214   3 47.4

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings, heroes!
     I am sorry to report that of ten fights today, nine of them involved stand-ins.  
So, only eleven gladiators fought.  This is quite sad. Managers, is it not more 
interesting to have your gladiators fight the gladiators of other managers?  If you 
think so, then you should allow your fighters to post challenges.
     I see that the Big Lake guild did not put in an appearance today.  That is a 
pity.  They bring most of the life and interest that this arena has.
     Mod Cod remains our Champion of the Horn, overall popularity leader, and top 
Lunger.  MOD COD (55-2638) (266-187-4,378) of RHYME TYME fought ALMOST PRETTY (42-
4496) (129-68-0,217) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD devastated ALMOST PRETTY in an action 
packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight. Strangely, Almost Pretty is not a stylemaster 
today.
     JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (88-82-0,219) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN 
(107-26) (0-0-0,200) of  .  JELLO KNUCKLES narrowly defeated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in an 
exciting 4 minute gory melee.  Jello Knuckles is this arena's premier Total Parry.
     BEDDER (18-10043) (57-97-3,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22) 
(0-0-0,181) of  .  BEDDER was unbelievably bested by THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute brawl.  Besides being our overall popularity leader, Bedder is the 
arena's highest-ranked Striker.
     THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (79-79-1,182) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID 
(107-30) (0-0-0,240) of  .  THE HYPHEN-DASH was defeated by VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd 
pleasing 3 minute match.  Alas, the Knid!  The Hyphen-Dash was voted this turn's 
favorite fighter.      
     However, the reprehensible Knid got his comeuppance in the next fight. 1977 AMC 
MATADOR (42-4116) (112-86-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID (107-30) (0-
0-0,240) of  .  1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished VERMICIOUS KNID in an exciting 3 minute 
mismatched fight.  I am pleased to note that the most puissant Matador is our arena's 
greatest Wall of Steel.
     CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (31-28-0,148) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought EVIL INPUTTER 
(107-7) (0-0-0,110) of  .  CHATROOMMATE handily defeated EVIL INPUTTER in an action 
packed 2 minute uneven fight.  Chatroommate is Storm Rock's best Parry-Lunge.
     HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (27-25-0,114) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CHEATING MANAGER 
(107-6) (0-0-0,130) of  .  HARD KNOCKS was vanquished by CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 
minute one-sided duel.  Hard Knocks is our greatest Aimed Blow.
     TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (33-20-2,107) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY 
(107-9) (0-0-0,170) of  .  TANTRUM YOGA was vanquished by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute 
one-sided duel.
     I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (28-56-0,87) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought ALASTARIAN 
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of  .  I'M POWERLESS overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 
1 minute uneven match.  Well done!  And the inaccurately named I'm Powerless is our 
most highly recognized Basher.
     DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (32-44-1,62) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought RIRORNI SOLDIER 
(107-3) (0-0-0,30) of  .  DIRTY DIAPERS was savagely defeated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in an 
exciting 2 minute fight.
     And that, I say with sorrow, is the sum total of events in this turn's fights.  
Now I am depressed.  I need to go and eat some dirt.

                                    -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             267 187  4  420  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       89  82  0  227  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    113  86  0  223  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       129  69  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-OBROJOBO 7-5869              75  56  2  210  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043              57  98  3  188  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      79  80  1  185  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        32  20  2  172  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        32  28  0  151  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        23  29  0  148  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
-BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        34  22  0  116  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         33  21  2  113  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          27  26  0  108  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       35  16  1  106  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-RYK THE DRAGON 81-2371       22  24  2   92  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        29  56  0   89  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
-CLUCKEROO 20-67              17  19  1   71  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        32  45  1   42  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     20  14  0   26  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MOD COD devastated ALMOST PRETTY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES narrowly defeated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a exciting 4 minute gory melee.
BEDDER was unbelievably bested by THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was defeated by VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished VERMICIOUS KNID in a exciting 3 minute mismatched fight.
CHATROOMMATE handily defeated EVIL INPUTTER in a action packed 2 minute uneven fight.
HARD KNOCKS was vanquished by CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TANTRUM YOGA was vanquished by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
I'M POWERLESS overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
DIRTY DIAPERS was savagely defeated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a exciting 2 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   7 -  0      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  13 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        10 -  20 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  14 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 140 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           267 187  4  420 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     89  82  0  227 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  113  86  0  223 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            57  98  3  188 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      32  28  0  151 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        27  26  0  108 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   I'M POWERLESS 59-2629      29  56  0   89 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)

The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.  The ten other most popular fighters were 1977 AMC 
MATADOR 42-4116, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, BEDDER 18-10043, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, 
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, MOD COD 55-2638, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, 
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, and TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.

The least popular fighter this week was TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, I'M POWERLESS 
59-2629, MOD COD 55-2638, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BEDDER 
18-10043, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, and THE HYPHEN-DASH 
42-4499.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           2  4 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             57  98  3  188  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       32  45  1   42  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      89  82  0  227  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            267 187  4  420  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       29  56  0   89  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.