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Date : 07/28/2026 Duedate: 08/10/2026
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 389
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 RHYME TYME 55/385 577 359 4 61.6 RAT PAK 41/468
2 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 462 464 11 49.9 THUNDERBIRDS 33/488
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467
3 REDHORSE 56/469 997 1061 8 48.4 RODENTIAN NATION 62/466
MOSSRUNNERS 1/113 6 AVID FANS 45/491 84 113 0 42.6
4 DARQUE AGES 81/335 192 214 7 47.3 BAD SIGNS 83/397
MASS EFFECT 54/493 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES 3/481
DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418 7 DEFROSTED 75/455 249 355 6 41.2
SORCERER KINGS 83/494 CON + INSULT 32/442
RAT PAK 6/486 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello my dears.
Sorry -- too familiar? But that's how I feel. I'm fond of you all. There were
17 fights this turn, 4 more than last time. But no challenges, no avoids, no deaths.
I'm glad there were no deaths, at least. I know they bring you back from that, but it
must be very traumatic.
SALACIA VILE (83-853) (23-26-4,180) of SORCERER KINGS fought HAND OF DARKNESS
(33-10490) (38-34-1,123) of THUNDERBIRDS. SALACIA VILE was overpowered by HAND OF
DARKNESS in a 1 minute one-sided melee. Hand of Darkness got 39 points for this, and
Salacia lost 38.
Mod Cod never challenges, which is fair because it would always be a down-
challenge. But the big fish is still, as always, the Champion of the Horn and the top
Lunger. MOD COD (55-2638) (472-230-5,515) of RHYME TYME fought NARSIL (81-3401) (68-
48-1,216) of MIRKWOOD ORCS. MOD COD devastated NARSIL in a 1 minute mismatched Title
fight.
Oh -- Hummingbird won again. That's good, because I think she was getting
depressed about her big losing streak. And she's still the highest ranked Slasher.
HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (119-136-0,223) of REDHORSE fought RINGIL (81-3633) (52-40-
2,210) of MIRKWOOD ORCS. HUMMINGBIRD savagely defeated RINGIL in a crowd pleasing 2
minute competition.
Moose is still the top Striker. MOOSE (56-3459) (86-123-0,218) of REDHORSE
fought TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (78-91-1,195) of CON + INSULT. MOOSE overpowered TOUCH
BASE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle. Some people think a
Striker is not an exciting fighter to watch, but I think it's a pretty effective
style. The spectators thing so too, as Moose is the overall po[pularity leader now.
This turn's favorite, according to the spectators, is The Leper's Hand. You know
he has two good hands, and the disease spots on his skin are just makeup. Some of the
young ladies in the stands show their support by wearing brown makeup patches on their
skin, too. THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (92-56-1,184) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought
ANDURIL (81-3435) (55-52-2,190) of MIRKWOOD ORCS. THE LEPER'S HAND slimly lost to
ANDURIL in a popular 4 minute gruesome duel.
Personally, I like The Brute Squad, but he was voted least popular today. THE
BRUTE SQUAD (45-5326) (20-44-2,93) of AVID FANS fought EXYL ROTT (20-1515) (15-20-
0,49) of DARQUE KNIGHTS. THE BRUTE SQUAD was overcome by EXYL ROTT in a 1 minute
fight. Exyl Rott is the top Basher.
Rat Soldier is our premier Aimed Blow, supplanting Spawn's Blue Beer today. RAT
SOLDIER (62-5152) (67-38-0,220) of RODENTIAN NATION fought JAVELINO (56-3728) (77-96-
1,198) of REDHORSE. RAT SOLDIER handily defeated JAVELINO in an action packed 1
minute one-sided match.
Four Total Parry fighters competed today, And Buck still came out on top. This
somewhat... limited... warrior used to enter the arena stark naked. I'm so glad he
wears clothing now, because he has a lot of unsightly scars. BUCK (1-2291) (84-189-
0,225) of MOSSRUNNERS fought OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (43-77-0,190) of BAD SIGNS. BUCK
won victory over OUT FOR A DUCK in a 2 minute battle.
Tem of Smallcliff is still the leading Wall of Steel. RENEGADE-RAT (41-388) (58-
47-3,222) of RAT PAK fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (68-83-5,202) of HOUSE JHEREG.
RENEGADE-RAT viciously subdued TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a popular 2 minute gory contest.
We saw a royal battle today. THE LEPER KING (81-3995) (28-29-0,77) of DARQUE
AGES fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30). THE LEPER KING was handily
defeated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute bout. There were two other stand-ins,
and they also won their fights.
DURN WOLFSNARL (81-3955) (34-28-1,123) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought GOJIRO (107-
31) (0-0-0,92). DURN WOLFSNARL was bested by GOJIRO in a 2 minute battle. This one
also surprised me.
CANTERBURY (81-3901) (23-12-1,79) of DARQUE AGES fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) (0-
0-0,91). CANTERBURY was devastated by RIRORNI COOK in an exciting 1 minute one-sided
fight. Have you tried Rirorni cuisine? It's actually quite good. Lots of stir-fried
veggies with bits of meat.
Well, that's all. As usual, I baked cookies for everyone. Ginger snaps this
time. Drop in and have some.
-- Trish Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 473 230 5 536 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 120 136 0 237 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
TWITCH-RAT 6-7821 35 29 0 231 RAT PAK (486) TRANSEL
MOOSE 56-3459 87 123 0 230 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 68 38 0 230 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 59 47 3 230 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
BUCK 1-2291 85 189 0 228 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
ANDURIL 81-3435 56 52 2 214 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NARSIL 81-3401 68 49 1 210 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 68 84 5 198 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
JAVELINO 56-3728 77 97 1 197 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RINGIL 81-3633 52 41 2 195 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 79 126 1 193 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 62 35 1 193 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 61 43 0 192 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 43 78 0 189 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 78 92 1 186 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 92 57 1 185 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HAND OF DARKNESS 33-10490 39 34 1 162 THUNDERBIRDS (488) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
MOM'S MAD 83-698 25 16 0 151 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SALACIA VILE 83-853 23 27 4 142 SORCERER KINGS (494) TELORINTHE
JACK 54-3123 30 25 0 123 MASS EFFECT (493) TROCAR
KIKI VILLYN 33-10759 32 11 1 120 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955 34 29 1 102 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ANDY SISCO 3-6465 19 24 1 94 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (481) OSKSI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EXYL ROTT 20-1515 16 20 0 77 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
EXTRA HOMEWORK 83-754 18 18 0 75 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CANTERBURY 81-3901 23 13 1 72 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
-MISTI SKYE 81-4117 20 10 0 70 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
THE BRUTE SQUAD 45-5326 20 45 2 66 AVID FANS (491) STORMCROWE
-RATINTHEKITCHEN 1-9986 15 31 0 45 RAT PAK (485) MORDANT
CARMINA BURANA 81-4087 16 11 0 44 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
THE LEPER KING 81-3995 28 30 0 43 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MOD COD devastated NARSIL in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BUCK won victory over OUT FOR A DUCK in a 2 minute battle.
RAT SOLDIER handily defeated JAVELINO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
RENEGADE-RAT viciously subdued TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a popular 2 minute gory contest.
HUMMINGBIRD savagely defeated RINGIL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
MOOSE overpowered TOUCH BASE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
BROKEN TOE was luckily beaten by THE OVEN BIRD in a action packed 2 minute melee.
THE LEPER'S HAND slimly lost to ANDURIL in a popular 4 minute gruesome duel.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was vanquished by TWITCH-RAT in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
SALACIA VILE was overpowered by HAND OF DARKNESS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MOM'S MAD demolished KIKI VILLYN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
DURN WOLFSNARL was bested by GOJIRO in a 2 minute battle.
JACK demolished ANDY SISCO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
THE BRUTE SQUAD was overcome by EXYL ROTT in a 1 minute fight.
EXTRA HOMEWORK vanquished CARMINA BURANA in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
THE LEPER KING was handily defeated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute bout.
CANTERBURY was devastated by RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 13 - 1 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 LUNGING ATTACK 45 - 33 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 14 - 0 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 16 - 0 36 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 8 - 26 - 1 24 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 8 - 0 11 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 389 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 5 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 473 230 5 536 RHYME TYME (385)
SLASHING ATTACK HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 120 136 0 237 REDHORSE (469)
STRIKING ATTACK MOOSE 56-3459 87 123 0 230 REDHORSE (469)
AIMED BLOW RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 68 38 0 230 RODENTIAN NATION (466)
TOTAL PARRY BUCK 1-2291 85 189 0 228 MOSSRUNNERS (113)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 68 84 5 198 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
BASHING ATTACK EXYL ROTT 20-1515 16 20 0 77 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)
The overall popularity leader is MOOSE 56-3459. The most popular warrior this turn
was THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940. The ten other most popular fighters were RENEGADE-RAT
41-388, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, ANDURIL 81-3435, MOOSE 56-3459, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, BUCK
1-2291, TWITCH-RAT 6-7821, EXTRA HOMEWORK 83-754, JACK 54-3123, and MOD COD 55-2638.
The least popular fighter this week was THE BRUTE SQUAD 45-5326. The other ten least
popular fighters were ANDY SISCO 3-6465, NARSIL 81-3401, THE LEPER KING 81-3995,
CARMINA BURANA 81-4087, KIKI VILLYN 33-10759, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, JAVELINO
56-3728, CANTERBURY 81-3901, DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955, and HAND OF DARKNESS 33-10490.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 2 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 7 0
ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 2 3 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 85 189 0 228 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
ANDY SISCO 3-6465 19 24 1 94 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (481) OSKSI
TWITCH-RAT 6-7821 35 29 0 231 RAT PAK (486) TRANSEL
EXYL ROTT 20-1515 16 20 0 77 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 78 92 1 186 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
HAND OF DARKNESS 33-10490 39 34 1 162 THUNDERBIRDS (488) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 68 84 5 198 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 59 47 3 230 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
THE BRUTE SQUAD 45-5326 20 45 2 66 AVID FANS (491) STORMCROWE
JACK 54-3123 30 25 0 123 MASS EFFECT (493) TROCAR
MOD COD 55-2638 473 230 5 536 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 120 136 0 237 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 68 38 0 230 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 62 35 1 193 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
ANDURIL 81-3435 56 52 2 214 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 61 43 0 192 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE