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Date   : 06/13/2017    Duedate: 06/26/2017

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 151

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 HOYT FOUNDATI 8/427   70   50   2 58.3      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   5 EAT EM RAW BU 6/430    1    2   0 33.3
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    LADIES OF QUALITY 7/429
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  629  453   2 58.1    6 BAD SIGNS 83/397      12   29   0 29.3
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    381  317   3 54.6      WAY TO GO! II 73/333
  4 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  288  355   6 44.8

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Champion of the Horn

                                    I will go far
                               'Cuz I just beat a car. 

                                              -- MC   

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Salutations, O Mighty Ones!

     It is a pleasing jest.  Members of the team Bad Signs avoided the team My 
Pets, which is not present in Storm Rock at all.  Considering that I have been 
urging you all to post avoids, this is quite amusing.  My congratulations to 
Spawn's Blue Beer and Out for a Duck upon their sally.
     There were three challenges, all of them, as usual, posted by the Big 
Lake guild.
     BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (42-23-0,181) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged 
BEDDER (18-10043) (62-103-3,214) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  BURM WOLFSNARL 
devastated BEDDER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  This is most 
unusual!  As always, Bedder is the most highly renowned Striker of Storm Rock, 
and would have been expedted to win.
     SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (38-22-1,179) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged 
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (33-30-0,170) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SYE THE BEARDED lost 
to HARD KNOCKS in an action packed 1 minute Challenge battle.  It was a good 
challenge, and fairly lost.  Hard Knocks is our fair arena's most respected 
Aimed Blow.
     THE ANXIOUS MAN (8-5589) (19-15-1,69) of HOYT FOUNDATION challenged 
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (20-15-0,23) of BAD SIGNS.  THE ANXIOUS MAN was 
subdued by SPAWN'S BLUE BEER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  It appears that 
Spawn's Blue Beer did not need to spoil his jest by avoiding this opponent.
     MOD COD (55-2638) (276-188-4,375) of RHYME TYME fought JELLO KNUCKLES 
(42-4554) (95-86-0,232) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD vanquished JELLO KNUCKLES 
in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched Title brawl.  Naturally, Mod Cod is 
still our highest ranked Lunger, overall popularity leader, and Champion of 
the Horn.  Jello Knuckles is our most respected Total Parry.
     THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (88-81-1,221) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO 
(107-25) (0-0-0,181) of  .  THE HYPHEN-DASH savagely defeated CLOTTO in a 
crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.  Hmm, well done, and Clotto is a chilling 
fellow indeed.  Who would have thought the Gladiatorial Commission would 
employ a sinister clown in the stand-in team?  Brr!
     1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (119-90-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AMBER 
WOLFWALKER (107-11) (0-0-0,220) of  .  1977 AMC MATADOR savagely defeated 
AMBER WOLFWALKER in an exciting 2 minute struggle.  The Matador is our premier 
Wall of Steel.
     CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (36-34-0,159) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO 
MONTOYA (33-8054) (35-26-2,134) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  CHATROOMMATE was handily 
defeated by INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute uneven fight.  As he often is, Inigo 
Montoya is this arena's best Slasher.
     TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (36-28-2,161) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OUT FOR A 
DUCK (83-275) (23-30-0,141) of BAD SIGNS.  TANTRUM YOGA viciously subdued OUT 
FOR A DUCK in a 2 minute gruesome duel.  Mr. Yoga is our highest rated Parry-
Lunge, and perhaps Out for a Duck should have avoided him?  But then I do not 
believe that avoids work against random matches.  Ah well.
     I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (34-61-0,61) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought CAPTURED 
PIRATE KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30) of  .  I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by 
CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute uneven duel.  It is, it is a glorious thing 
to be a pirate king.
     DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (38-49-2,59) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought SPICE 
(7-6640) (20-15-4,45) of LADIES OF QUALITY.  DIRTY DIAPERS savagely defeated 
SPICE in an exciting 2 minute gruesome fight.  Dirty Diapers is Storm Rock's 
most celebrated Basher.
     That, my heroes, is the sum total of reportable events in Storm Rock this 
turn.  I lament that my reports are so formulaic.  I shall attempt to find 
something new to say next time.
     With many respectful salutations, 

				       -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             277 188  4  391  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      89  81  1  224  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    120  90  0  216  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       95  87  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        43  23  0  201  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          34  30  0  189  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043              62 104  3  185  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       38  23  1  170  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         37  28  2  163  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        36  26  2  159  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        23  31  0  143  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        36  35  0  139  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        39  49  2   66  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
-BLOODY MARY 6-7153           17  12  2   65  EAT EM RAW BUG (430)       TRANSEL
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     21  15  0   53  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 SPICE 7-6640                 20  16  4   45  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589       19  16  1   43  HOYT FOUNDATION (427)      ARKERS
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        34  62  0   35  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

The Anxious Man -- Relax, guy.  Have some fun.  See you next dance. -- Spice

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BURM WOLFSNARL devastated BEDDER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED lost to HARD KNOCKS in a action packed 1 minute Challenge battle.
THE ANXIOUS MAN was subdued by SPAWN'S BLUE BEER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MOD COD vanquished JELLO KNUCKLES in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched Title brawl.
THE HYPHEN-DASH savagely defeated CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
1977 AMC MATADOR savagely defeated AMBER WOLFWALKER in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
CHATROOMMATE was handily defeated by INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TANTRUM YOGA viciously subdued OUT FOR A DUCK in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS savagely defeated SPICE in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -   2 -  0      90  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   5 -  0      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW         8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  10 -  1      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 151 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           277 188  4  391 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  120  90  0  216 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     95  87  0  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        34  30  0  189 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            62 104  3  185 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       37  28  2  163 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      36  26  2  159 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      39  49  2   66 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.  The ten other most popular fighters were DIRTY DIAPERS 
38-5071, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, MOD COD 55-2638, INIGO 
MONTOYA 33-8054, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, SPICE 7-6640, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, SYE THE 
BEARDED 81-801, and SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403.

The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589, BEDDER 
18-10043, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, SYE 
THE BEARDED 81-801, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, SPICE 7-6640, and HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  2 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  1 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPICE 7-6640                20  16  4   45  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589      19  16  1   43  HOYT FOUNDATION (427)      ARKERS
 BEDDER 18-10043             62 104  3  185  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       36  26  2  159  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       39  49  2   66  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     89  81  1  224  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            277 188  4  391  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       34  62  0   35  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       43  23  0  201  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       23  31  0  143  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     RUFF RUFF (47-8860) SPROUT OF MY MIND  (816) 
                        SECURE DEFENS (75-490) CRITICALS  (13) 
                    DARKBLADE (60-8827) SUPERIOR FORCES 60  (654) 
                      PEARL (82-44728) SUPE FORCES 7609  (7525) 
                 WAKE FOREST (82-54796) SUPERIOR FORCES 1802  (9245) 
                     CHERUB ROCK (84-29155) SIAMESE DREAM  (5164) 
                   HOMECOMING QUEEN (84-34481) DM:EPISODE 2  (6034) 
                     EXPENSIVE KIND (85-696) PILL-BOX HAT  (136) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes