Date   : 10/18/2004    Duedate: 10/30/2004


DM-1    TURN-507

This Weeks Top Honors


(1-5751) [17-5-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THINREDONE                     CRAP CAT
(1-5751) [17-5-0,109]          (1-7524) [3-1-0,49]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JEJUNE                         CRAP CAT
(1-7386) [17-2-5,87]           (1-7524) [3-1-0,49]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)     40
2. LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)       11      SWEORDMASTERS (138)
3. SWEORDMASTERS (138)          9      Unchartered Team
4. ARENA FELINES (559)         -2
5. MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)     -12      ARENA FELINES (559)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*ARENA FELINES (559)        5   3  0 62.5   1/ 1 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)   9  6 0
 2/ 2 SWEORDMASTERS (138)      324 328 40 49.7   2/ 2 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)     6  0 0
 3/ 3 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)    251 288 24 46.6   3/ 3 SWEORDMASTERS (138)       3  0 0
 4/ 4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)    78 102 11 43.3   4/ 4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)    2  2 1
 5/ 5 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)  366 566 11 39.3   5/ 5*ARENA FELINES (559)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

         + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ A Dark and Stormy Night ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

     The mild-mannered reporter shook his head in rueful admiration.  "A dark and
stormy night, a dark and stormy woman.  It's enough to make a person believe in
     Lady Protector Sandy scowled at him.  "What other woman are you seeing?"
     "Nobody but you.  I wouldn't dare!"  He adjusted his glasses and tried for an
innocent, earnest look.  He was good at that; it was his disguise.
     The earnest look didn't seem to be working this time, because she kept on
scowling.  "I'm blonde."
     "But stormy, and you have a dark aura."  Being a reporter, he was good with
words.  "Dark and dangerous.  Tremendously exciting, of course."
     The look she gave him was full of doubts, and the promise of dark and dangerous
reprisals if her doubts were justified.  "What about this other phone booth?  The one
you said Hayden was using instead of the one in our alley?  Where is it?"
     "Don't give me your stupid superhero's code!"  Sandy leaned across the small
table (cafes never had large tables) and grabbed the mild-mannered reporter by the
front of his starched white shirt.  Two buttons popped off, and the reporter's
turquoise tee-shirt was revealed through the gap.  "Don't mess with me," she growled.
"NOBODY messes with me and gets away with it.  I've slugged managers for less than
you're doing.  A mere gladiator is nothing to me."
     "I'm not a gladiator!  I'm a reporter--"
     Her grip on his shirt tightened as she twisted the fabric around her fist,
choking him to silence.  "Don't MESS with me.  I know a gladiator when I see one."
Her smile was not friendly.  "Besides, Arenamistress Sylia of Andor told me ALL about
     The mild-mannered young reporter blushed.  "That was, uh, my evil twin brother!"
     To his surprise and relief, she laughed.  "Then have your evil twin brother show
me this other phone booth.  Right NOW."

      * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 506): THINREDONE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 391): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 511): LEFTISTS BLOW of THE CONFUSED (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 507): BAGMAN of HITMEN FOR HIRE (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 506): MANUTE BOL of LARGE LOSERS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 510): BLUE FALCON of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 507): TASTY HANGNAIL of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 502): OJO TANGO of TOWNSVILLAINS (The Narrator, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 493): WIGGLER of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 492): SKULL STROKER of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 466): CY of CLAN BATTLEAXE II (Mithril, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 457): CRAPOLA CRAYON of THE LOST SOULS (Stimpy, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 200): ANGELOST of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 444): CRIX BREMOORE of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 392): APPLE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 186): A.O. HELL of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 174): FEDIFENSOR of DAMAGE INC. (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 342): TRAIN of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 151): GEORGE DELK of CRIME WAVE (Sir Chester, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 385): RAZOX of BLADES OF ICE from BONSUR (Lord Andarus, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 506): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 391): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 511): VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 507): none
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 506): JOHNS (Dear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 510): ICU (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 507): BLADES OF ICE (Lord Andarus, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 502): KING NIXON (Mr. Twister, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 493): UNTOUCHABLES (Angus, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 492): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 466): REVELATION (Polarius, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 457): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 200): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 444): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 392): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 186): PLAGUES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 174): none
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 342): DEVIL'S MAYHEM (Dincuru Feadagnor?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 151): SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 385): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 511): TWITCH of THE NUKES (Fusion, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 510): BLUE FALCON of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 507): TASTY HANGNAIL of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
               (turn 506): ARSENAL of BLADES OF ICE (Lord Andarus, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 502): OJO TANGO of TOWNSVILLAINS (The Narrator, mgr.)
                           RANVENAR of DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 493): WIGGLER of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 492): INERTIA of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
                           MAINE COON CAT of MEOW MIX (Ultraist, mgr.)
               (turn 491): RUDI JAMOS of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
                          MORACH RAZH of CLAN BATTLEAXE II (Mithril, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 199): DUCK TAPE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 444): FUZZY BUZZCUT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  HOMICIDAL MANIACS had cause to celebrate, 
after NUMBER TWO got 17 points by beating SWALLOWTAIL.  A certain someone should cut 
down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 14 points to NUMBER TWO.  
(Discrete enough, SWALLOWTAIL?) THINREDONE successfully staved off a grab for the 
roses by CAPTAIN ELOY of MORDANT.  Does MORDANT have no one talented enough to 
dethrone it?  Word has it one team in MORDANT is using psychics to predict wins.  
They lead a charmed life!   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  You've heard about 
OUTLAW INLAW of HOMICIDAL MANIACS.  Death plays no favorites, and neither do I.  What 
was a 8-20-0 doing on the fields in the first place?  A moment of silence for OUTLAW 
INLAW, who died an untimely death at the hands of JEJUNE.  In the spirit of revenge, 
we call upon HOMICIDAL MANIACS to act!  Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match 
itself must needs be wasting!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling 
may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  Can anything compare to the 
pleasure of writing Spyreports for MORDANT?  On that giddy note I take my leave-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THINREDONE 5751              17   5  0   109       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOOEYDUCK 7434               12   2  0    99       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
-AEGLOS 7468                   9   2  1    91       SWEORDMASTERS (138)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JEJUNE 7386                  17   2  5    87       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NUMBER TWO 7422               8  21  0    82       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
 DESTINY 7506                  9   7  1    75       SWEORDMASTERS (138)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SWALLOWTAIL 7387             13  10  0    61       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
 HAYDAN 7356                   9  30  1    58       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
 BRICK WALL 7478              15   6  0    57       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRAP CAT 7524                 3   1  0    49       ARENA FELINES (559)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THIRD CHARMER 7595            4   1  0    30       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
-HARDWOOD 7513                 3   2  1    26       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
-SKEWER 7515                   2   0  0    25       SWEORDMASTERS (138)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SWEETSPOT 7510                1   6  1    23       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
-HELLION 7542                  3   1  1    17       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
-KRAZY KAT 7525                1   0  0    16       ARENA FELINES (559)
-BLACK CAT 7527                1   0  0    15       ARENA FELINES (559)
-TENDER VITTLES 7523           0   2  0     2       ARENA FELINES (559)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
OUTLAW INLAW 7424      8 20 0 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 121 JEJUNE 7386           507         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Grunesh the Orc -- You may be pleased to know, *I* am certainly pleased, that the
Brick Wall has nothing to say to you. -- Number Two

Black Devin -- I feel kind of sympathetic toward you standbys, you know?  Because
you're all basically "number twos" who never have a hope of reaching number one.  Of
course, neither do I, that's why I feel sympathetic.  For a guy who didn't have a
hope of winning in the long run, I thought you did just fine. -- Number Two
P.S.  Is it true what they say about standbys getting free resurrection if they
happen to die?

Destiny -- It is always good when a young person such as yourself pays attention to
the advice of her elders and betters, of which I am one.  However, it is proper for
the young person to repay her elder in some appropriate fashion.  Anyone taking the
time to learn six skills should NOT have time to win. -- Haydan
P.S.  Just so you know.

Grunesh the Orc -- Ha!  Battered yourself senseless against the dumb old Wall first,
didn't you?  That works for me. -- Outlaw Inlaw

Black Devin -- (sulking)  Don't *I* get a win?  Everybody ELSE got wins against
standbys.  Why don't *I* get one? -- Third Charmer

Out of eight fights, only ONE involved two managed warriors (I use the term loosely
where mine are concerned)?  Sad.  Not a good sign, either. -- Nick

Gooeyduck -- (cleaning his hands in the sand)  That was disgusting.  YOU are
disgusting.  A true Duck would be bad enough, but you--!  A half-melted marshmallow
golem in the general shape of a duck, guaranteed to stick to weapons and armor....
You're an offense to gladiators everywhere. -- Chark Forkbeard

Jejune -- There are too many golems in the arena these days.  I believe it's a plot
by the wizards to take over Mordant, but insidiously.  I shall have to take steps. --
M. Brunaro Chardinee

Thinredone -- I hold by my comment to Jejune.  This is intolerable. -- M. Brunaro

Outlaw Inlaw -- Were I not constrained by the geas put on me when I entered the
arena, which prevents me giving my best efforts on the sands, I would have demolished
you with great pleasure. -- Black Devin

Brick Wall -- You don't understand.  There are, uh, two different architects, in
competition for, um, the building of the Great Wall.  I would never question the
decisions of MY architect or the actions of his minion masons, but his opponent, the,
um, Dark Architect, as you might say, sent HIS minion masons to, well, sort of steal
me and a few other bricks away from the TRUE project.  So I am out of my proper
place, through no error of my own.  I just need to return to MY place in the Great
Wall. -- Metris Fro, Caeran Citizen

Number Two -- Do you have to pass on my reply, or can he, er, it, the Brick Wall, can
he receive it directly? -- Metris Fro

20 September 2004
Azereth has returned!  I am the manager for Scarlet Blades in DM 25.  I was a member
of the Crimson Alliance and the Crimson Brotherhood (which was composed of former CA
members).  I've been out of the game for many (at least 5) years.  I would like to
hear from anyone who remembers me, as well as any Alliance that is seeking to add
experienced managers to their roster.  Contact me at:
     Anthony Wells
     600 W. Shore Dr.
     Stanton, MI  48888
or by personal ads in DM 25.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THINREDONE devastated CAPTAIN ELOY in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched Title fight.
GOOEYDUCK demolished RAFFI THE GARROTE in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
SWALLOWTAIL was vanquished by NUMBER TWO in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
JEJUNE slew OUTLAW INLAW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's fight.
HAYDAN was devastated by DESTINY in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
CRAP CAT was outlasted by BRICK WALL in a 7 minute amateur vs. veteran brawl.
THIRD CHARMER vanquished SLEN SNOTNOSE in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -   4 -  4      87  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   2 -  0      82  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   7 -  1      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  13 -  0      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   5 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  12 -  0      37  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 507 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  THINREDONE 5751            17   5  0  109 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
LUNGING ATTACK   GOOEYDUCK 7434             12   2  0   99 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DESTINY 7506                9   7  1   75 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
TOTAL PARRY      BRICK WALL 7478            15   6  0   57 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
STRIKING ATTACK  CRAP CAT 7524               3   1  0   49 ARENA FELINES (559)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JEJUNE 7386.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
CRAP CAT 7524.  The ten other most popular fighters were GOOEYDUCK 7434, JEJUNE 7386, 

The least popular fighter this week was BRICK WALL 7478.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were OUTLAW INLAW 7424, SWALLOWTAIL 7387, THIRD CHARMER 7595, HAYDAN 7356, 
CAT 7524.

                                FACE-TO-FACE XXXIV

     Our next Winter Face-to-Face will be held on Martin Luther King weekend, Friday 
through Sunday, 14-16 January 2005, at the Embassy Suites in Tempe, Arizona (4400 S 
Rural Rd--this is the same hotel as last year).  Room rates are $139.00 per night, 
1-4 occupancy, which includes breakfast.  The rooms are blocked.  The reservations 
number is 480-897-7444; tell them you're with the "Reality Simulations Face to Face 
Convention" block.  Our room block will be released in mid-December, so please make 
sure you reserve your room before then! 
     Room rates include a full cooked-to-order breakfast and a complimentary two-hour 
manager's reception.  There is a free shuttle to the airport, as well as free parking.  
The hotel is located down the freeway in Tempe.  All rooms have high speed internet 
(for an extra charge).  There is a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool, and of course a 
bar and Mexican restaurant inside the hotel.  And there's Denny's right across the 
street.  Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.
     The tournament information sheet/strategy sheet should be out sometime in late 
November/early December. 
     If you haven't been to a Face-to-Face before, you're overdue.  If you have, 
you'll be back.  Don't miss this one, it'll be a blast!  See you there! 

                                          -- Green Eyes and the RSI Staff


     For those of you who keep track of such things, 51 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                          CAPTAIN CRUNCH (5-4330) TECHNOLOGY    
                             GARAI (7-4608) BLADES OF ICE       
                         GAZREK (7-5097) DEMONS OF DARKNESS 7   
                       CRIMSON BLUSH (7-5351) VENGEANCE SEEKERS 
                           NEMESIS (10-2676) MYTH AND MIGHT     
                         PLAYFUL DOG (10-4237) MONGREL HORDE   
                          CALLISTO (12-4974) NAUGHTY NYMPHS    
                         ILLUMINAUGHTY (12-5423) LOBOTOMATION   
                          SKIPPY (14-2305) PRIDE OF THE CDC    
                              ARGINASE (16-4137) ENZYMES        
                          CADEX CFM (18-3366) THE BIKE SHOP    
                            CRY-O-LIT (18-6106) ROCK-ETTS      
                          PAPA RATTLESNAKE (18-6800) APACHE    
                            SUICIDE (21-4832) APPLE CIDER      
                        REVEREND LOVEJOY (22-5517) SPRINGFIELD  
                          DVDA (22-5768) THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!    
                            DONAHAR (24-3006) MAGIC REALM      
                      LINK HOGTHROB (33-5358) INTERSTELLAR PORK 
                        JETS TO BRAZIL (36-5604) SKATE DRAGONS  
                          ARTEMIS (41-3675) LADY OF THE MOON    
                          SELENE (41-3676) LADY OF THE MOON    
                             BETTY (58-5755) HELL HOUNDS       
                       INSURRECTION (60-5607) BLADES OF DESTINY 
                       COPPERHEAD (65-5467) NATURE'S ASSASSINS 
                          CHRISSEL (70-5208) LITHE & LOVELY    
                         SUPERIOR II (75-760) SUPERIOR FORCES                                                  
                             ARCHER (82-1198) GORGONITES                                                      
                      SQUIRREL KILLER (82-3278) END OF THE LINE     
                            CICINISTI (82-3706) BEGUILERZ           
                           GNORE (82-3717) MILITARY SCIENCE          
                        FINALITY (82-4063) SUPERIOR FORCES 3P       
                          SIR LANCELOT (82-5350) ROUND TABLE         
                            WILLY T MAC (82-5925) RAPTURE           
                         KHORGA KHAN (82-6730) THE BEGINNING        
                             ELLYN (82-8983) LAS VEGAS II            
                             MANTISSA (82-9324) MATMATICA            
                        JETS TO BRAZIL (82-9697) DRAGON SKALE       
                          ON THE WASHER (82-10019) SUNNYDALE         
                             ORAL B (82-10020) SUNNYDALE            
                         2-STROKE (82-10384) THE WILLBURYS 79        
                           HITZ (82-10428) 4-LETTER DOCTORS          
                      UNDEFEATABLE (82-10966) SUPERIOR FORCES 5M     
                        GOLDWRAP (82-11886) SUPERIOR FORCES 34       
                        CHIMPANZEE (82-12985) ANIMAL CRACKERS       
                        THE CUTICLE DANCE (82-13639) DON'T ASK       
                      SCHWETTY OLIVES (82-14247) SCHWETTY FOODS     
                     QSTAFF INFECTION (82-14523) DIRTY INFIRMARY    
                     BING S7 WANG (82-16000) SUPERIOR FORCES 6201   
                    TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT (82-16651) SLIGHTLY HEATED 
                       SMILING GOAT (82-20735) SHAVE MY POODLE      
                    CRITICAL UPDATES (82-24025) ANNOYING THINGS II 
                       LIGHTNING XLV (82-24103) DEATH STUDS IX      

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes