DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/01/2004    Duedate: 11/13/2004

MORDANT ARENA

DM-1    TURN-508

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THINREDONE
LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
(1-5751) [18-5-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THINREDONE                     JOHNNY RYALL
LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)          BEASTIE BOYS (560)
(1-5751) [18-5-0,115]          (1-7540) [4-0-0,51]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JEJUNE                         JEJUNE
MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)         MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
(1-7386) [18-2-5,91]           (1-7386) [18-2-5,91]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE REVELATION (222)        44
2. BEASTIE BOYS (560)          40      THE REVELATION (222)
3. LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)       16      Unchartered Team
4. MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)      15
5. HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)     11      ARENA FELINES (559)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 THE REVELATION (222)     109  55  6 66.5   1/ 1 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)   8  7 0
 2/ 1*ARENA FELINES (559)        5   4  0 55.6   2/ 2 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)     6  1 0
 3/ 0*BEASTIE BOYS (560)        11   9  3 55.0   3/ 0*BEASTIE BOYS (560)        4  1 1
 4/ 2 SWEORDMASTERS (138)      325 329 40 49.7   4/ 0 THE REVELATION (222)      4  1 1
 5/ 3 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)    253 289 24 46.7   5/ 3 SWEORDMASTERS (138)       3  1 0
 6/ 4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)    80 103 11 43.7   6/ 4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)    3  3 1
 7/ 5 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)  368 569 11 39.3   7/ 5*ARENA FELINES (559)       0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

         + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ A Dark and Stormy Night ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

     "We shouldn't be having another Dark and Stormy Night, should we?" the mild-
mannered reporter asked.  He was darting uneasy looks in all directions.
     "Why not?" Lady Protector Sandy said.  "It's the season for it.  Besides," she 
paused to scowl at the heavy black stone from which most of Mordant was built, "ALL 
nights are dark here, and most of them are stormy, too, and we haven't used up the 
first one yet, anyway.  So what?"  Her expression suggested that he'd better not have 
a problem with that.
     Not being a stupid man, he said, "Oh, nothing.  Just, uh, noticing.  Lots of 
villains out on dark, stormy nights," he added, suddenly inspired.  "Good for my 
busi--  Uh.  A busy time for superheroes.  The phone booth is probably fully booked 
tonight."
     "I've wondered about that sometimes," Sandy said as she strode along.  "Why 
they're called phone booths."
     "I have heard that on another world they--"
     "I figure it's because the people who use them are all phoneys, one way or 
another."  She fixed him with a glittering look that dared him to argue.
     "Well... if you mean they have secret identities--"
     "Using aliases.  Sounds phoney to me.  And Haydan's involved in it, so it's got 
to be suspicious."

      * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 507): THINREDONE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 392): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 512): LEFTISTS BLOW of THE CONFUSED (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 508): SYNDICATE of ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 507): MANUTE BOL of LARGE LOSERS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 511): SERENGETI of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 508): TALLAHASSE TINA of BEACH BABES (Surfer Sam, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 503): SIR INGOMYELIC of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 494): ASSUR of ARROGANCE (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 493): SKULL STROKER of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 467): HANGING of THE CHADS (Rillion, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 458): KORRIBIE of JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 200): ANGELOST of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 445): GEORGE STARK of KING'S KREW (King Ralph, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 393): SPIDER-MAN of WENSINWASIN M.H. (Youngblood, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 187): IN-LAWS of PLAGUES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 175): FEDIFENSOR of DAMAGE INC. (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 343): BET OR NOT DIE of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 152): ORPHAN of X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 386): RAZOX of BLADES OF ICE from BONSUR (Lord Andarus, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 507): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 392): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 512): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 508): THE FORCE II (Rillion, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 507): JOHNS (Dear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 511): BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 508): BEACH BABES (Surfer Sam, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 503): SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 494): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 493): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 467): LEGENDARY BASTARDS ( ! , mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 458): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 200): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 445): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 393): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 187): PLAGUES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 175): HELTER SKELTER (Cosmo, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 343): DEVIL'S MAYHEM (Dincuru Feadagnor?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 152): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 386): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 511): TWITCH of THE NUKES (Fusion, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 511): SERENGETI of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
                (turn 510): BLUE FALCON of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 508): TALLAHASSE TINA of BEACH BABES (Surfer Sam, mgr.)
               (turn 507): TASTY HANGNAIL of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 503): SIR INGOMYELIC of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
                           MRS. O'TOOLE of BIG TROUBLE (Edge, mgr.)
               (turn 502): OJO TANGO of TOWNSVILLAINS (The Narrator, mgr.)
                           RANVENAR of DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 493): WIGGLER of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 493): SKULL STROKER of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
               (turn 492): INERTIA of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
                           MAINE COON CAT of MEOW MIX (Ultraist, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 466): CREEPSHOW KILLER of LEGENDARY BASTARDS ( ! , mgr.)
                          MORACH RAZH of CLAN BATTLEAXE II (Mithril, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 458): SYSTEM OF A DOWN of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 199): DUCK TAPE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 445): GEORGE STARK of KING'S KREW (King Ralph, mgr.)
               (turn 444): FUZZY BUZZCUT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 175): FEDIFENSOR of DAMAGE INC. (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 343): BET OR NOT DIE of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  MORDANT needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for 
NUMEROLOGISM?  THE REVELATION's proud of it after beating GESHI SCRIVENER and getting 
19 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  CRAP CAT got smashed by HAYDAN, and lost 
8 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think THINREDONE should 
let NUMBER TWO be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is the 
Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All MORDANT ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to 
hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THINREDONE 5751              18   5  0   115       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOOEYDUCK 7434               13   2  0   103       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
 JEJUNE 7386                  18   2  5    91       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
-AEGLOS 7468                   9   2  1    91       SWEORDMASTERS (138)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DESTINY 7506                 10   7  1    85       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
 NUMBER TWO 7422               8  22  0    80       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
 SWALLOWTAIL 7387             14  10  0    78       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAYDAN 7356                  10  30  1    67       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE FALSE PROPHET 3809       14  10  0    65       THE REVELATION (222)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRICK WALL 7478              15   7  0    52       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
 BORN TO DIE 5305             13   5  0    52       THE REVELATION (222)
 JOHNNY RYALL 7540             4   0  0    51       BEASTIE BOYS (560)
 CRAP CAT 7524                 3   2  0    41       ARENA FELINES (559)
 THIRD CHARMER 7595            5   1  0    38       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARDWOOD 7513                 3   3  1    32       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
 BRASS MONKEY 7536             3   0  2    28       BEASTIE BOYS (560)
 MARK OF THE BLESSED 7418      3   0  1    26       THE REVELATION (222)
-SKEWER 7515                   2   0  0    25       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
 EGG RAID ON MOJO 7568         2   0  0    24       BEASTIE BOYS (560)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOD IS A WOMAN 7417           3   0  0    21       THE REVELATION (222)
 NUMEROLOGISM 7419             1   2  0    21       THE REVELATION (222)
-HELLION 7542                  3   1  1    17       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
 SWEETSPOT 7510                1   7  1    17       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
-KRAZY KAT 7525                1   0  0    16       ARENA FELINES (559)
-BLACK CAT 7527                1   0  0    15       ARENA FELINES (559)
 JAMMY 7603                    1   0  1    11       BEASTIE BOYS (560)
-TENDER VITTLES 7523           0   2  0     2       ARENA FELINES (559)
 SANDY'S EVIL TWIN 7605        0   1  0     1       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
SLEN SNOTNOSE 549      0  1 0   1                   MARK OF THE BLES 7418 508 NONE    
CATTIN 7604            0  1 0 BEASTIE BOYS 560      HIGH ELF 564          508 NONE    
OUTLAW INLAW 7424      8 20 0 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 121 JEJUNE 7386           507         
WINDSPEED 7592         0  1 0 SWEORDMASTERS 138     JAMMY 7603            508         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Swallowtail -- It seems odd to fight you myself.  And I fear that I will be getting, 
um, unkined thoughts, so to speak, from the Brick Wall because of it.  That's why I 
wanted to be so fast, you understand.  If it's over quickly, the Wall might not be so 
upset.  I'm glad you took no permanent harm, ma'am. -- Number Two, trying harder

Jejune -- We unite to thank you most sincerely. -- all the other Homicidal Maniacs

Destiny -- Not NOW, woman!  I don't have time to share your bathtub, though I 
understand that you're frantic for my company.  But Sandy's after me! -- Haydan
P.S.  And somebody overstayed their allotted time in the Phone Booth, probably 
running up an enormous bill, but that's not my problem, thank the gods.  Still, I'm 
going to have to go all the way across town to the Other Booth, and I really don't 
have time for side issues.

Crap Cat -- Uh... I guess the Brick Wall doesn't have anything cogent to say to you.  
At least, it isn't sending me any psychic messages, and for THAT, I thank you. -- 
Number Two

Slen Snotnose -- Euwh!  Get AWAY from me! -- Third Charmer

Five active teams, eleven active warriors?  A telling pair of numbers there. -- Nick

22 October 2004
                         Youngblood's Three and Out Contest

I would like to take this time to announce and invite all managers to compete in what
I think will be an awesome contest.  If you haven't ever TC'd at a tourney before,
here is your chance.  The contest will start Wednesday, December 1, 2004, but a
chance will be given November 17 to dark arena, only, any warrior that you do not see
fit to run in the contest.  So now that I have your attention, here are the rules
(like you didn't know they were coming sooner or later).

 1.  Any manager participating can enter one team, only.
 2.  No sandbagging whatsoever.  (I will keep up with it, every turn.)
 3.  No teams or warriors will be allowed to run after contest starts.
 4.  All warriors will run until they lose three times, after three losses they are
     eliminated.
 5.  If a warrior sits out a turn, they are accounted with a loss in the contest.
     This is to keep warriors with winning records from sitting out until the end of
     the contest.
 6.  If a warrior is killed during the contest, the replacement cannot enter the
     contest.
 7.  If a warrior is killed, bloodfeuding is allowed, but only by a warrior that is
     active in the contest.
 8.  If a warrior is run after being eliminated, the manager is disqualified from the
     contest, no questions asked.
 9.  Challenges are legal, up or down.
10.  Contest will keep going until 1 warrior is left without three losses, and that
     warrior, of course, is accounted the winner.
11.  All managers participating will be asked to purchase a rollup certificate, to be
     awarded to the winners of the contest.

                                    <<<PRIZES>>>

     As I have already said, and according to participation, rollups will be awarded
to the first and second place managers.  So the majority and minority of the rollups
will be determined when all are accumulated.
     Contest Champion--2 Faves prizes, and majority of rollup certificates
     Contest Runner-up--1 Faves prize, and minority of rollup certificates
     So once again I invite all managers old and new to participate in what should be
a fierce and challenging contest.  <<<REMEMBER, FIRST OFFICIAL TURN OF THE CONTEST IS
DECEMBER THE FIRST, AND AS I SAID BEFORE, THE TURN BEFORE (NOVEMBER 17TH) YOU MAY
DARK ARENA CHALLENGE ONLY!!!  ANY WARRIOR WITH ANY FE (FIGHT EXPERIENCE) WHEN THE
CONTEST STARTS WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM THE CONTEST.

                          YOUNGBLOOD of WENSINWASIN

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CATTIN was barely slain by HIGH ELF in a 4 minute Dark Arena fight.
THINREDONE devastated NUMBER TWO in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
GOOEYDUCK handily defeated RAFFI THE GARROTE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JEJUNE bested THE FALSE PROPHET in a exciting 2 minute veteran's fight.
DESTINY devastated TIEN-SHU OF GENRAI in a 3 minute gory uneven brawl.
BRICK WALL was devastated by SWALLOWTAIL in a 3 minute mismatched match.
HAYDAN handily defeated CRAP CAT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BORN TO DIE unbelievably bested HARDWOOD in a popular 2 minute gruesome duel.
JOHNNY RYALL viciously subdued LIEUTENANT WOREL in a 1 minute gory fight.
THIRD CHARMER overpowered SWEETSPOT in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
NUMEROLOGISM overpowered GESHI SCRIVENER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MARK OF THE BLESSED butchered SLEN SNOTNOSE in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
GOD IS A WOMAN demolished SANDY'S EVIL TWIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BRASS MONKEY overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
EGG RAID ON MOJO overpowered SLEN SNOTNOSE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JAMMY butchered WINDSPEED in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -   4 -  4      88  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW         5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   6 -  1      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   4 -  2      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  12 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 508 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  THINREDONE 5751            18   5  0  115 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
LUNGING ATTACK   GOOEYDUCK 7434             13   2  0  103 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DESTINY 7506               10   7  1   85 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
PARRY-LUNGE      THE FALSE PROPHET 3809     14  10  0   65 THE REVELATION (222)
TOTAL PARRY      BRICK WALL 7478            15   7  0   52 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
STRIKING ATTACK  CRAP CAT 7524               3   2  0   41 ARENA FELINES (559)
AIMED BLOW       THIRD CHARMER 7595          5   1  0   38 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JEJUNE 7386.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
JEJUNE 7386.  The ten other most popular fighters were SWALLOWTAIL 7387, HARDWOOD 
7513, CATTIN 7604, DESTINY 7506, GOOEYDUCK 7434, THINREDONE 5751, JOHNNY RYALL 7540, 
MARK OF THE BLESSED 7418, HAYDAN 7356, and BORN TO DIE 5305.

The least popular fighter this week was WINDSPEED 7592.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SANDY'S EVIL TWIN 7605, SWEETSPOT 7510, CRAP CAT 7524, BRICK WALL 7478, 
THE FALSE PROPHET 3809, NUMBER TWO 7422, BRASS MONKEY 7536, THIRD CHARMER 7595, JAMMY 
7603, and EGG RAID ON MOJO 7568.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

THINREDONE (1-5751) LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
JEJUNE (1-7386) MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)