DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/11/2005    Duedate: 07/23/2005

MORDANT ARENA

DM-1    TURN-525

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BRICK WALL
HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
(1-7478) [25-14-0,92]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BRICK WALL                     HONOR
HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)        MIGHTY MORALS II (569)
(1-7478) [25-14-0,92]          (1-7698) [1-0-0,19]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HAYDAN                         HONESTY
HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)        MIGHTY MORALS II (569)
(1-7356) [14-43-1,90]          (1-7699) [1-0-0,16]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIGHTY MORALS II (569)      48
2. HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)      6      HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
3. SWEORDMASTERS (138)          0      Unchartered Team
4. MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)       0
5. OF WOLF AND MAN (478)        0      MIGHTY MORALS II (569)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*MIGHTY MORALS II (569)     3   0  0  100   1/ 2 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)  10  5 0
 2- 1 SWEORDMASTERS (138)      364 356 46 50.6   2- 1 SWEORDMASTERS (138)       5  0 0
 3- 2 OF WOLF AND MAN (478)     25  25  0 50.0   3/ 0*MIGHTY MORALS II (569)    3  0 0
 4- 3 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)   121 131 19 48.0   4- 4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)    3  2 0
 5- 4 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)    280 316 29 47.0   5- 5 OF WOLF AND MAN (478)     2  0 0
 6- 5 ARENA FELINES (559)        9  11  1 45.0   6- 6 ARENA FELINES (559)       1  1 1
 7/ 6 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)  404 618 12 39.5   7- 3 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)     1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt MORDANT will ever be the same.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as SWEORDMASTERS is pushed out of top team by HOMICIDAL MANIACS, who came 
from 2nd with a 4-1-0 this turn.  Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for there 
are sorrows to drown for LAB EXPERIMENTS, whose 0-0-0 this turn dropped them by 4 
into 7th.  On their very first turn, MIGHTY MORALS II had a 3-0-0, and with this kind 
of luck or skill, should do well.  Welcome to MORDANT.  And let's see, HONOR fought 
SLEN SNOTNOSE and gained 19 points and contributed to MIGHTY MORALS II's 3-0-0.  
ROOKIE MANAGER has lost to LIEUTENANT WOREL, falling 13 points, while helping make 
HOMICIDAL MANIACS a 4-1-0 turn.  Due to his absence and inability to defend the 
throne, SNAG has lost the title of Duelmaster.  And all eyes were on BRICK WALL this 
turn as it ascended to the throne of Duelmaster.  MORDANT has a new victor!  Tell me, 
is nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources that Conan's Place uses 
trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their 
enemies.  You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     I like this place, MORDANT, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in MORDANT and I've a long 
road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRICK WALL 7478              25  14  0    92       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SNAG 6519                    13   8  0   128       OF WOLF AND MAN (478)
-HELLACIOUS 7541              10   2  0    98       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAYDAN 7356                  14  43  1    90       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
-HONEST JILES 7576             6   1  0    78       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
-MESSIAH 7607                  9   3  3    77       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LORD BLEEDS 6520              9   3  0    66       OF WOLF AND MAN (478)
-TERCERO ENCANTO 7635          5   1  1    66       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
 BOTTLE OF BEER 7620           9   6  0    63       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
-HREOWAN 7669                  4   1  0    57       SWEORDMASTERS (138)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEMONSEED 7653                7   1  1    52       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
-PRIMA DONNA 7682              4   1  0    48       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
-MISCHIEVOUS IMP 7627          8   2  1    46       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
-HAIKU 7681                    4   1  1    46       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
-KRAZY KAT 7525                3   2  0    45       ARENA FELINES (559)
-SPEEDWELL 7667                4   1  0    41       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
-JIMMY WONG 7674               4   1  1    35       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OPEN 7688                     3   0  1    33       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
 ROOKIE MANAGER 7639           6   7  1    32       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
-WISHFUL THINKING 7659         4   3  1    25       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HONOR 7698                    1   0  0    19       MIGHTY MORALS II (569)
 DEADLY BORE 7657              3   8  0    18       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
 HONESTY 7699                  1   0  0    16       MIGHTY MORALS II (569)
-LAP LOVER 7665                1   2  1    15       ARENA FELINES (559)
-BLACK CAT 7527                1   0  0    15       ARENA FELINES (559)
 JOY 7701                      1   0  0    13       MIGHTY MORALS II (569)
-HEADSNAPPER 6576              1   2  0    11       OF WOLF AND MAN (478)
-DAEL 7696                     1   0  0    10       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
-SNAPPERHEAD 6561              0   4  0     6       OF WOLF AND MAN (478)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TENDER VITTLES 7523           0   4  0     4       ARENA FELINES (559)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Snag -- Dwarves are familiar to me from many building sites.  You do not fit the 
specifications of a dwarf, being high.  This would appear to be a violation of the 
basic architectural plans for dwarves.  It may even be contrary to the Uniform 
Building Code.  Also, the way in which you dragged steel across my fabric, causing 
showers of sparks to be thrown out, was an Unsafe Practice.  Had there been any 
flammables in the immediate vicinity, a conflagration could have resulted.  I, of 
course, would have been undamaged, but there are entities of a less fire-proof nature 
who could have razed.  I direct you to a re-examination of the Master Building Plan 
and how your behavior does or does not conform. -- Brick Wall, channeled by Bottle of 
Beer

Tien-Shu of Genrai should go home.  I have taken the liberty issuing a command for 
him to this effect:  1-558 go to province or arena 1 and rescue 1-558.  If this does 
not do the trick, we could try a Move order, or simply hope he gets killed.  But we 
need him out of here. -- Haydan

Ho!  Moneybags Mefrin really throws it around when he's a little under the brew.  It 
does my heart good, warms its cockles and so on, to see him losing so definitively.
-- Bottle of Beer
P.S.  Especially since he also lost one of his moneybags....

Amazing!  Grunesh the Orc actually IS an orc.  I thought the Commission didn't do 
congrous stuff like that.  But it's a neat effect:  I got to beat the tar and other 
fluids out of an orc! -- Rookie Manager

Grall the Deserter has no stamina; he fell down in the middle of my anecdote.  Most 
disappointing, but I could always tell it to the rest of you, and it might do you 
some good, since it deals with a certain match during the tourney of the summer of 
496 which involved a basher, at least I think he was a basher but he might have been 
a striker with a bashing weapon, let me check my notes on that and get back to you, 
and a slasher, or possibly a wall of steel running too fast, a wall of steel being 
basically a parry-slash, of course, but anyway, it was the first match of the tourney 
for both of these warriors and--

(sound of a sharp blow upside the head)

27 June 2005
ATTENTION ALL YOU ALLIANCE-TYPE PEOPLE:
For the purposes of tourney newsletter alliance listings (when I am able to do them),
you may only be listed in ONE alliance.  In other words, you have to choose!  If you
are a part of Englebert's Alliance and Englebert's Alliance is "part" of Ruthrauf's
Alliance, I will list you EITHER as part of Englebert's Alliance OR as part of
Ruthrauf's Alliance, NOT both.  The default would be the top-level alliance,
Ruthrauf's, in this example.  If you'd rather be listed separately, let me know and I
will do so, but that will be the only listing you get. -- The Saint, keeper of ever-
more-complicated lists

29 Jun 2005
The Company of Brothers (TCB) welcomes two new members to our alliance...Liam the
Goth and Buddy Lee.  We have no doubt that they will prove to be assets to our
alliance and the general dueling community. -- Baphomet, co-founder, T.C.B.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BRICK WALL outwaited M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 9 minute mismatched Title fight.
HAYDAN demolished TIEN-SHU OF GENRAI in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BOTTLE OF BEER overpowered GRUNESH THE ORC in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ROOKIE MANAGER was devastated by LIEUTENANT WOREL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEADLY BORE subdued FIORENZE OF FRATSFA in a 1 minute competition.
JOY devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HONOR devastated SLEN SNOTNOSE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HONESTY handily defeated SLEN SNOTNOSE in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   1 -  2      83  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY       19 -   8 -  1      70  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    38 -  16 -  4      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  14 -  3      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  14 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  15 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 525 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BRICK WALL 7478            25  14  0   92 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
BASHING ATTACK   BOTTLE OF BEER 7620         9   6  0   63 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HAYDAN 7356.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
HONESTY 7699.  The ten other most popular fighters were HAYDAN 7356, BOTTLE OF BEER 
7620, DEADLY BORE 7657, JOY 7701, HONOR 7698, BRICK WALL 7478, ROOKIE MANAGER 7639,  
0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was ROOKIE MANAGER 7639.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BRICK WALL 7478, HONOR 7698, JOY 7701, DEADLY BORE 7657, BOTTLE 
OF BEER 7620, HAYDAN 7356, HONESTY 7699,  0,  0, and  0.

                    HOLD THE DATES!  (FACE-TO-FACE XXXV AND XXXVI)

Summer Face-to-Face Tournament XXXV in St. Louis!  
Our next summer FTF will be held in downtown St. Louis, July 29-31, 2005.  It will be 
at the Radisson Hotel & Suites, St. Louis (800-925-1395--ask for the Reality 
Simulations room block). Room rates are $99.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy.  The rooms 
are blocked--please make your reservation by mid-June before the block is released! 
Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.  See you there!

Winter Face-to-Face Tournament XXXVI in Tempe!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 20-22, 2006.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-894-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $139.00 per night (same as last year!), 
1-4 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's 
reception, free airport shuttle, free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge), 
fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--please make your 
reservation soon before the block is released!  (This is prime season for Phoenix, and
several people were unable to book rooms last year because they waited too long.)  
Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.  We hope you're all 
looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XXXIX

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE UNHOLY CHILD 3810 (160-73-2)       0  5  0         THE REVELATION       

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CANDYACID 2545 (78-82-1)               3  3  0         CARNIVAL FREAKS      

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SALESGUN 6745 (28-40-2)                4  3  0         LEGENDS OF STEELE    

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MUMPHY CHICK 5487 (29-1-0)            11  3  0         LEGENDS OF STEELE    

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
2000 YR. OLD MAN 4521 (9-5-0)          5  3  0         CARNIVAL FREAKS      

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GREY GHOST 7243 (6-7-0)                5  3  0         BLOOD OF THE SPIDER  

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HONEST JILES 7576 (2-1-0)              9  3  0         LAB EXPERIMENTS      
STUPENDOUS MAN 6996 (4-3-1)            3  3  0         LAME SUPERHEROES     
MESSIAH 7607 (6-1-3)                   2  3  1         MANNEQUIN'S BEST     

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JIMMY WONG 7674 (0-0-0)                1  3  0         LAB EXPERIMENTS      
SPEEDWELL 7667 (0-0-0)                 1  3  0         LAB EXPERIMENTS      

ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KOGITSUNE MARU 5298 (36-27-1)          1  3  0         SWEORDMASTERS        

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TERCERO ENCANTO 7635 (1-0-1)           3  3  0         LAB EXPERIMENTS      

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HREOWAN 7669 (0-0-0)                   1  3  0         SWEORDMASTERS